1 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 2 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,915 Good morning, Father. 3 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:08,170 Hey, Ben, how are you, man? 4 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:12,007 Oh, God. 5 00:02:13,926 --> 00:02:16,053 Daddy has to get ready to work. 6 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:17,887 Can't you stay home? 7 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:20,975 No. I have a real big day at work today. 8 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:24,311 Kim. 9 00:02:25,229 --> 00:02:26,605 Where is my cellphone? 10 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:28,190 This is with my crayon. 11 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,817 This is not supposed to be with crayons. 12 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,364 There you go, honey. 13 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:38,867 Okay, has anyone seen my pager? 14 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:50,212 This is it. 15 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:53,757 right by grape juice . I want to know how that happened. 16 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:57,428 Are my note cards that I have worked all night? 17 00:02:57,511 --> 00:03:00,764 I didn't sleep all night and now they're all sticky. 18 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,767 - Sorry, baby - Yeah... 19 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,435 - Sorry - Yeah... 20 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:08,063 - Bye-bye - Yeah, I will later... 21 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:12,692 - Don't forget about orientation today - What is it? 22 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:15,153 Chapman Academy? The preschoolers? 23 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:18,907 OK. Right Is there a way we can reschedule it? 24 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:22,577 Maybe we shouldn't. 25 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:25,831 Maybe we should take care of business and become responsible parents. 26 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,207 Don't worry. 27 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:29,210 - Don't be late - I won't be late... 28 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:30,461 Promise? 29 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:32,671 I won't be late. 30 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:35,758 later. 31 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:39,511 - Does he promise - He sure doesn't? 32 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:44,183 What happened? 33 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:46,059 Your worst nightmare. 34 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:47,228 What? 35 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:49,396 Mr. Broccoli did not appear. 36 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:52,399 He got a call back on a commercial potato chip. 37 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:55,944 - This snack kills us - Yeah, I know. 38 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:57,571 Marvin! 39 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:58,738 Yes? 40 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,825 A man who smells of letters? 41 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:05,162 We need people to wear broccoli clothes, is not a normal person. 42 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,496 Marvin, my man! 43 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:10,250 My friend, Marvin. What is happening today ? Look, I need help. 44 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:13,170 We have focus groups and broccoli people left. 45 00:04:13,212 --> 00:04:16,340 I wonder if you will put clothes on and close for us? 46 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:17,382 No 47 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:22,555 I can't do broccoli because that's just not me. Sorry. 48 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:26,141 Can I be a carrot, though? 49 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:28,435 Yes, you can carrot. 50 00:04:28,519 --> 00:04:30,062 - Let him try your carrot at - No. 51 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:32,481 - You are going to broccoli - I don't want to be a bush... 52 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:36,193 This is not a bush, it's stalk . A strong stem of broccoli. 53 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,737 - I'm pretty strong - You can make the job... 54 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:41,614 Let's switch these demands and get broccoli. 55 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,325 Believe this. Let's go. 56 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:46,536 B-R-O-C-C-O-L-me! 57 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:49,539 I'm broccoli and don't know why! 58 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:52,417 C-A-R-R-O and T! 59 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:55,504 Healthy carrots for you and me! 60 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:08,475 You want to do a dance Go Broccoli, is this your birthday? 61 00:05:08,559 --> 00:05:11,479 - Go Carrots, go Carrots, go - No, I don't want to! 62 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:13,856 Hello, kids! 63 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:17,192 Zowie! Do we have a special gift for you today! 64 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:21,613 "Hey! We have a new cereal! 65 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:23,907 " You're the first child... " 66 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:25,575 Help! 67 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:28,746 It's super yummy. 68 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:30,914 ... with all kinds of things that are good for you. 69 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:33,708 And you know what we call that? 70 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:35,627 71 00:05:35,711 --> 00:05:38,130 72 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:42,968 73 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:44,387 74 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:48,515 75 00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:51,227 76 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:56,106 77 00:05:56,148 --> 00:05:58,776 78 00:05:59,151 --> 00:06:01,737 79 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:09,495 80 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:11,497 81 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,506 82 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:24,676 83 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:27,680 84 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:30,307 Let's hurry so we won't be late for orientation. 85 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,850 What is the orientation about? 86 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:34,895 It's preschool, they will play with blocks, right? 87 00:06:43,195 --> 00:06:44,655 Amazing. 88 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:48,617 Language skills are an important component here at Chapman. 89 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,744 They are part of our core curriculum. 90 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,287 You have to be Charles. 91 00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:54,748 - Call me Charlie. Nice to meet you - How do you do it? 92 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:56,207 - This is my wife, Kim - Hi... 93 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:59,294 Kimberly. I am Miss girl blasted, headmaster. 94 00:06:59,378 --> 00:07:00,880 And this is Ben. 95 00:07:00,963 --> 00:07:02,965 How do you do, Benjamin? 96 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:06,843 - Come on, little man - Nice to meet you... 97 00:07:07,386 --> 00:07:08,846 Can we start? 98 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:11,807 - Look at their clothes. I like that - They are funny... 99 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:16,144 We find uniforms strengthen understanding structure. 100 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:18,480 Good structure. 101 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:22,443 Our philosophy is that child is like a climbing vine. 102 00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:26,238 With structures to stick to, and gardeners the right to tend to them... 103 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:28,156 they will grow to the sky. 104 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:32,536 - Sorry . - So, Mrs. Hinton... 105 00:07:32,828 --> 00:07:34,830 Are you back to work? 106 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:37,541 Lawyer, I'm sure your file is. 107 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:40,294 Actually, I haven't practiced it yet. 108 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:43,255 We were only Ben when I finished law school. 109 00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:45,716 Still a little nervous about leaving him. 110 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:48,969 All mothers. But you don't need to worry. 111 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:52,264 our little seeds are in very good hands. 112 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,642 - Turn the phone fucking off - It's off... 113 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:57,228 And attack! 114 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:59,479 Now mark your book, number five. 115 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:02,691 Cat is for the mouse as a frog is for... 116 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,901 Are they doing SAT preparation? 117 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:07,071 It's never too early to start. 118 00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:09,949 - Nest - Right... Nest. 119 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:16,830 - I think you turned on your phone from -. This is not my phone, it's my two directions. 120 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:20,876 This is bad. 121 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,129 Please. 122 00:08:24,213 --> 00:08:26,173 OK. Thank you, dear. 123 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:30,177 I am very sorry I have an emergency at work... I have to go. 124 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,262 - I understand - I'm sorry... 125 00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:33,931 Hey, little man. 126 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:37,017 Daddy has to go, but I'll see you later, okay? 127 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,518 Do you want to do a rocket ship? 128 00:08:38,602 --> 00:08:40,437 Let's do a rocket ship. 129 00:08:51,782 --> 00:08:53,242 Sorry about all the noise. 130 00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:55,118 Here you go. Go to Mommy. 131 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:58,121 I will see later. Thank you for your time. 132 00:08:58,956 --> 00:09:02,126 Sorry He tried a new product at work... 133 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:06,880 No need to apologize . Diligence always sets a good example. 134 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:09,508 Jenny. Just in time. 135 00:09:10,092 --> 00:09:12,511 Here is a copy of our curriculum... 136 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:15,347 and a list of your financial obligations. 137 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,599 This is the price per year? 138 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:18,934 Per month. 139 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,815 - Ben started pre-school today - Where on. 140 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,400 As long as it's at the Chapman Academy. 141 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:29,361 Marine Corps day care . Max goes there. 142 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,280 Really? What do you think about that place? 143 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:35,534 There are not many choices You have blasted women and happy fembots or their Idiot Idiot von and School for Accidental Children. 144 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:39,204 The number just came for Chocolate Chocolate Balls. 145 00:09:39,288 --> 00:09:42,416 Through the roof! 146 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:43,834 147 00:09:43,876 --> 00:09:46,629 That's a surprise. Did you hear that Children like chocolate? 148 00:09:46,712 --> 00:09:47,838 Ice cream too. 149 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:52,050 I forgot I was talking to granola-head from the natural food division. 150 00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:54,011 What is the bad character you have been burdened with? 151 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:57,597 This is not the bad character This way is Veggie-Os, future cereal... 152 00:09:57,681 --> 00:10:00,350 Right, Veggie-blow I think they killed it... 153 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:02,436 Jerry! 154 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,440 Numbers on Chocolate Chocolate Balls are through the roof! 155 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,191 What does that mean, "kill that"? 156 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:11,987 Why did you listen to Bruce No one was killed? He's a clown. 157 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,197 If something goes down, we will know. 158 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:15,825 We killed it. 159 00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:19,662 Come on, Jim. We have one bad test This is a very difficult one to crack... 160 00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:22,748 Any fool can sell Chocolate Chocolate Balls... 161 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:25,250 and cotton candy flavored cereals for children. 162 00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:28,087 Cotton candy. It's not bad. 163 00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:32,216 Guys, look. Sorry, but dog. 164 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:35,803 Children just don't want to eat vegetables for breakfast. Who knows? 165 00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:39,181 I said that six months ago when you put us on this project. 166 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,265 Do you do it? 167 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:43,768 This is not just Veggie-Os. 168 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:46,521 We turn off the overall health division. 169 00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:48,023 That's like 300 people. 170 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,983 This is not the business we want to enter 171 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:52,069 Where are we being moved? 172 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:59,826 dog, how was your first day at school? 173 00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:01,745 OK. 174 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,413 Just okay? 175 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,582 I don't know who is there. 176 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:09,002 Give some time. You will make some friends. 177 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,463 How was your day, baby? 178 00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:13,257 I lost J-O-B. 179 00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:15,551 You lost your J-O-B? 180 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,761 I have F-l-R-E-D. 181 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,638 Me and 300 other people. 182 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,181 They can't do that! 183 00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:25,269 - Can't get Jim's Field to do something - He's the one who pulled the trigger? 184 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:26,686 He won't do anything. 185 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:29,398 When I knew it was him, I told him to take flight... 186 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:30,607 Charlie! 187 00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:35,613 H-l-J-K-L-M-N-O-P. 188 00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:38,907 Don't worry about this. 189 00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:42,077 I am on request, and I will have a new job in a week. 190 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,044 What if we use an emergency fund? 191 00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:55,173 We can't get it We already use it on car payments... 192 00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:00,637 Not possible around it. 193 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:03,265 We have to pull Ben out of Chapman This is too much money... 194 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,433 What will we do for child care? 195 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:09,938 - Will you stay home with him - No, I will not stay at home with him. 196 00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:12,983 We just have to find something that is more affordable, that's all. 197 00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:16,528 - This is the correct address - You have to be able to joke around... 198 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:20,116 - We can at least check it out. Ben won't be here. 199 00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:22,076 Looks can be deceiving. I will go see. 200 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:25,162 Visible can cheat We are in the trailer parking lot? 201 00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,708 I am looking for preschool. 202 00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:31,669 Yes, that is. 203 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:35,172 Welcome to... 204 00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:39,510 Sorry. 205 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:42,262 Welcome to the Touch of Eden Preschool. 206 00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:45,349 - can I help - No thanks. 207 00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:51,981 - Is this the correct address, here - I think so? 208 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:57,527 We look after the children right here. 209 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,328 Please. After you, ma'am. 210 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:07,495 OK. 211 00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:13,543 - Where did you get this address - You chose this place? 212 00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:15,212 We must report this to someone. 213 00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:20,718 That's what I'm talking about. 214 00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:23,721 I know there must be at least one decent place. 215 00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:25,556 This looks fine. 216 00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:29,685 This is the police. 217 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,645 We have you surrounded. 218 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:40,237 Alright, Charlie. Submit key. 219 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,448 I don't know where the button is. 220 00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:44,199 Never try it. 221 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,829 - Why didn't you drive the minivan - Number We talked about this last night ?. 222 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,957 You live at home with Ben . I drive a Mercedes. 223 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:57,129 You have traveled around town in mute minivans all day. 224 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,839 Is it top to bottom? 225 00:13:59,298 --> 00:14:01,091 What do you know, Kim? 226 00:14:02,301 --> 00:14:04,929 Be careful. Don't just park anywhere. 227 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:08,724 Be careful entering and leaving the car . Don't get door slamming. 228 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:09,933 here. 229 00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:13,437 Make sure you put good gas there . If you put in cheap items... 230 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:16,147 the machine will start tapping, and I don't want that. 231 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:19,276 You don't leave milk in the car with the glass window closed. 232 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,944 Always a seat belt in the car seat. 233 00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:23,697 Don't park in the sun or the chair will overheat. 234 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,907 And juice except if it's in the sippy cup. 235 00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:27,326 Bye, honey. 236 00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:31,330 Can you give a call, tell us what time you will be back? 237 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:35,041 Because we will be here waiting, is just us both. 238 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,336 Bye, Mom. 239 00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:39,797 Not too fast! 240 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:41,506 later. 241 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,762 When did you come back? 242 00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,806 He'll be back around dinner, Mom. 243 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:53,101 Is it dinner soon? 244 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:57,272 No, but don't worry . We will have a lot of fun. 245 00:14:57,898 --> 00:15:00,984 But we need Mommy to have fun. 246 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:07,616 Have you tried just rested me on the driveway? 247 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:10,493 - Why do you want to break your father down - Sorry? 248 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,871 That's better. You go bankrupt I go down smooth. 249 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,748 - My eyes are pooled - I'm sorry... 250 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,666 - You make my eyes well until - Okay, let's.... 251 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:19,127 - Look at my eyes - I see twitching eyes. 252 00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:20,963 We will have fun! 253 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,024 Do you know how to change diapers? 254 00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,944 Yes, but I think Max's toilet is trained. 255 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,238 Believe me, so do I 256 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,490 Don't do it to me! Are you... 257 00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:50,826 He throws something at me, and it smells. 258 00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:52,577 I really need your help! 259 00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:57,791 - Are you a trained toilet - Yes. 260 00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:01,712 Do you have to go smell? 261 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:02,754 Yes. 262 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,048 Then, continue. Go smell, then. 263 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:14,182 Do you have nausea in your stomach that your failure is worthless? 264 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:17,728 We are worthless failures. 265 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:19,229 Hey, guys. 266 00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:21,273 - Hey, Peggy. How are you - Good? 267 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:22,983 What happened, Nicky? 268 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:28,321 He can be a little difficult to understand sometimes. 269 00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:31,325 dear, go play. Have a good time, have fun. 270 00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:33,619 Stay away from cat feces. 271 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:36,955 - "Hija"? What did he say - God, I don't know yet. 272 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:39,750 Doctors say it's just a phase, but... 273 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,918 This makes him absent from Chapman. 274 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,212 Jerks. 275 00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:47,341 Put the mouse down! 276 00:16:49,468 --> 00:16:50,761 Give it to me! 277 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,263 What are you... 278 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,934 Charlie, I think it's great, you guys are full time father. 279 00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:00,270 We're real giants between humans. 280 00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:04,483 you. You must be proud Most men don't know who their children are... 281 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,568 Joe hasn't found anything yet? 282 00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:08,571 No, and he drives me crazy. 283 00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:11,615 I have to go back to work, but what about Nicky? 284 00:17:11,657 --> 00:17:13,117 Dead mouse. 285 00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:15,452 There is no good alternative for Chapman. 286 00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:33,596 If someone opens proper care Program here, they will commit murder. 287 00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:36,473 Nicky, what do I say about cat litter? 288 00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:02,457 What? 289 00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,418 A child care center? You and me? 290 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:09,006 This market is fully serviced . Blasted women have a monopoly on this edge. 291 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,924 All we have to do is enter... 292 00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:14,220 establish yourself as an alternative value, and we will clean up! 293 00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:17,097 - You think I'll be good at child care - Of course. 294 00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:19,517 Sorry? Are these your children? 295 00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:21,852 No 296 00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:27,441 - Remember when you broke my yoyo - I didn't break you yoyo. 297 00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,860 - Yes, you did - I didn't break you yo-yo... 298 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,403 You are a bankrupt yoyo. 299 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:35,031 You killed me. You really killed me. 300 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,415 I'm home! 301 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:58,138 - You say let's do this together -. No, daddy! 302 00:18:58,347 --> 00:19:00,015 What happened here? 303 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:08,607 A day care center. In our house? 304 00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:11,694 Yes, Phil's apartment is only a two-bedroom place. 305 00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:14,238 This is crazy on 10 different levels. 306 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,406 What do you both know about _ running day care? 307 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:17,991 This is not rocket science. 308 00:19:18,075 --> 00:19:20,911 We applied for licenses. - Daddy - What do you want? Rocket ship? 309 00:19:20,953 --> 00:19:24,039 310 00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,545 - That's what you want, right - Milk. 311 00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:32,339 Do you want milk? Forgive me. He wants milk. 312 00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:37,093 Rocket man needs milk when he flies This is for strong bones, if you crash... 313 00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:40,055 We understand each other . What do you think about this? 314 00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:45,018 We talk about other people's children Do you understand that responsibility? 315 00:19:45,102 --> 00:19:48,188 I will be careful with them like me with Ben. 316 00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:52,318 Don't rub your head in things . Watch where you walk. 317 00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:55,904 What about when you get a real job Just leave your parents hanging? 318 00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:58,782 We will cross the bridge when we get there. 319 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,618 This will not be permanent. 320 00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:05,080 We will not be rich from this, but it might keep us from bankruptcy. 321 00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,624 - I don't know, Charlie - Come on, Kim... 322 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:10,460 I can't just sit here I have to try to do something... 323 00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:12,587 Come on. I want this. 324 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,676 I guess you better start handing out the flyers. 325 00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:18,927 Alright. 326 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,305 - This makes much more sense... - Me too. 327 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,974 Okay, do you want me to give a hug? 328 00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:26,309 Here is a big hug. Hug group. 329 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,695 Excuse me. When you get a chance... 330 00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,594 Here you go, Daddy Day Care. 331 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:03,930 Hey, little karate guy Daddy Day Care, karate girl... 332 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,182 Hello! Daddy Day Care. 333 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,018 Hello, how are you? 334 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,487 Here you go. If you get a chance... 335 00:21:27,788 --> 00:21:30,874 If you get a chance, we see that. thanks. 336 00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:34,044 If it's not too much trouble, when you get a chance... 337 00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:46,181 "Warm, nurturing, experienced parents... 338 00:21:46,265 --> 00:21:50,478 " extraordinary child care at affordable prices. " 339 00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:54,857 The" experienced "section is what I have to take issue with. 340 00:22:00,404 --> 00:22:01,572 I give three days. 341 00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:05,576 You two people walk Daycare? 342 00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:09,079 Do you register people at the lemonade kiosk on the front page? 343 00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:13,083 Good luck with that. Come on, Paul. 344 00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:17,087 Wait. Don't believe in equality between sexes? 345 00:22:17,129 --> 00:22:19,423 Can't all men do women? 346 00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:22,426 No, we can't. This is not natural. 347 00:22:23,886 --> 00:22:25,429 eeky A little bit. 348 00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:26,931 Are you guys? 349 00:22:26,972 --> 00:22:29,016 What did you think Daddy Day Care meant? 350 00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,685 I think maybe one person. Not just people. 351 00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:33,353 I just think it's a smart name. 352 00:22:33,437 --> 00:22:36,148 - Is this a place of care - They are all people? 353 00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:37,315 What are they? 354 00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:41,361 Excuse me. Listen . We are two loving, caring parents. 355 00:22:41,445 --> 00:22:42,863 We run a day care center. 356 00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:44,906 You're some sickos! 357 00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:47,367 What about offering free trials? 358 00:22:47,743 --> 00:22:48,911 sickos! 359 00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:52,622 - Oh, honey - Come on! 360 00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:56,669 Hi, Peggy! Hi, Nicky. How are you? 361 00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:59,171 Nicky is very excited for a big day. 362 00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:02,007 - How old are you? Oh, yes, five - I understand... 363 00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:04,968 Wait. Did you leave Nicky here with these people? 364 00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:08,847 Are you having problems with those people ? Are you from the Dark Ages? 365 00:23:08,931 --> 00:23:11,350 Are you not for gender equality and all that jazz? 366 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,852 Peggy, come on. Of course we are. 367 00:23:13,936 --> 00:23:16,689 So can women not do what men do and what men do women do? 368 00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:18,440 These people can do work. 369 00:23:18,524 --> 00:23:22,153 - You will guarantee a second - Yeah, I'll guarantee for them? 370 00:23:24,363 --> 00:23:25,990 - I'll try it - You do it. 371 00:23:26,031 --> 00:23:27,950 They will have the right time. 372 00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:29,159 - Okay - Right, children? 373 00:23:29,201 --> 00:23:30,911 You're a real savior. 374 00:23:31,245 --> 00:23:34,498 You messed this up, I will kill you empty-handed. 375 00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:38,960 - Here, now, go to Phil - No, I don't want to go... 376 00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:41,088 - Come on. Release - I don't want to go! 377 00:23:41,171 --> 00:23:44,091 He has a bit of separation anxiety. 378 00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:47,552 - Dylan - I don't want to go! 379 00:23:49,179 --> 00:23:52,015 - I just stopped breastfeeding - I panicked too... 380 00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:54,518 - Lf You can take a foot -. I don't want to leave. 381 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,187 - Alright - Here we go... 382 00:23:56,645 --> 00:23:58,564 - Here we go - Come on, Dylan... 383 00:23:58,647 --> 00:24:01,024 - All right, honey. I don't want to leave. 384 00:24:02,901 --> 00:24:05,487 Come on. Let go of Mom! 385 00:24:07,823 --> 00:24:09,908 Thank you. Oh, man. 386 00:24:09,992 --> 00:24:13,913 - There is no lactose, no beans, no shellfish - Nothing high in fructose... 387 00:24:13,954 --> 00:24:17,624 - Or sucrose or dextrose - or maltodextrose... 388 00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:21,045 - No one with a red dye number six - Or number four... 389 00:24:21,128 --> 00:24:24,006 Or the number of two yellow dyes. 390 00:24:24,089 --> 00:24:27,342 Do you say "maltodextrose" to me again ? So funny. 391 00:24:27,426 --> 00:24:29,261 Maltodextrose. 392 00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:34,475 - Or the number of two yellow dyes - Two, right... 393 00:24:34,558 --> 00:24:35,976 His name is Crispin. 394 00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:37,435 my man, Crispin! 395 00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:39,229 How are you, big guy? 396 00:24:43,150 --> 00:24:44,652 What was the pick up at that time? 397 00:24:44,735 --> 00:24:46,237 At 5:00. 398 00:24:46,862 --> 00:24:49,198 I have laser treatment. Make it 6:00. 399 00:24:49,281 --> 00:24:51,700 Sorry about clothes. He won't take it off. 400 00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:53,493 How long has he been wearing it? 401 00:24:53,577 --> 00:24:54,912 A few weeks. 402 00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:58,248 Who will you call if there is a problem? 403 00:24:58,290 --> 00:24:59,708 911, ma'am. 404 00:24:59,875 --> 00:25:01,919 It's like a good girl. 405 00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:06,047 Come on. I will let you hold my key. 406 00:25:06,131 --> 00:25:08,550 What about saving lives do you want to live savers? 407 00:25:08,634 --> 00:25:11,053 What about money? One dollar? 408 00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:16,183 A dollar. 409 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:19,895 You are a smart person. That is yours . Everything is correct. 410 00:25:21,813 --> 00:25:23,315 Welcome to Daddy Day Care. 411 00:25:23,357 --> 00:25:26,944 We are your team facilitator . My name is Charlie and Phil. 412 00:25:27,444 --> 00:25:29,988 Who has seen the previous mission statement? 413 00:25:30,072 --> 00:25:33,909 Next. Everyone takes one Take the mission statement... 414 00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:36,495 Here we go. One for everyone. Slow down. 415 00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:38,288 Alright. Okay. 416 00:25:38,622 --> 00:25:42,000 Who wants to be the first to read the first sentence... 417 00:25:44,837 --> 00:25:46,505 Okay, how about you? 418 00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:48,298 I don't read. 419 00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,467 I am looking for someone who can read. 420 00:25:50,551 --> 00:25:54,472 By raising your hand, how many of you have been able to read? 421 00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:59,935 Raise your hand if you don't know how to read. 422 00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:03,522 This is what we will do. 423 00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:05,857 I will read the hard mission statement... 424 00:26:05,941 --> 00:26:09,987 and what I want you to do just follow along when I read it. 425 00:26:10,988 --> 00:26:13,866 Doesn't that sound exciting fun Here we go? 426 00:26:13,949 --> 00:26:18,328 "As members and facilitators from the Daddy Day Care team... 427 00:26:18,537 --> 00:26:21,415 " we will collectively strive to provide... " 428 00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:25,585 Sean, don't eat the mission statement Get what comes out of your mouth... 429 00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:27,713 "... collectively will try to..." 430 00:26:27,796 --> 00:26:32,301 Don't rip mission statements, Small Flash This is an important document... 431 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,180 Back here! 432 00:26:37,890 --> 00:26:40,226 What he really said was... 433 00:26:48,192 --> 00:26:49,610 Stop running! 434 00:26:50,402 --> 00:26:51,737 here. 435 00:26:54,114 --> 00:26:55,866 Do you want to ship rockets? 436 00:26:57,409 --> 00:27:00,037 - One more - Rocket ship? 437 00:27:00,913 --> 00:27:04,375 Everybody'll get a rocket ship Slow down, everyone .. 438 00:27:06,335 --> 00:27:10,047 - You said it would be easy - You know what I'm thinking now. 439 00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:12,090 This is a big mistake. 440 00:27:12,174 --> 00:27:16,637 I have never stopped anything in life, but I'm not sure if I can accept this. 441 00:27:17,387 --> 00:27:19,556 - I will be back soon - where do you go? 442 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,268 - Help me do a rocket. Believe me. 443 00:27:28,774 --> 00:27:32,069 Four children's absences. No explanation. 444 00:27:32,152 --> 00:27:34,071 Maybe it's just a coincidence. 445 00:27:34,112 --> 00:27:38,325 In this size group, three absent children are coincidental. 446 00:27:38,534 --> 00:27:40,786 Four is a statistical anomaly. 447 00:27:44,289 --> 00:27:44,873 Hello, Santa Luma! 448 00:27:44,873 --> 00:27:45,916 Hello, Santa Luma! 449 00:27:47,543 --> 00:27:50,671 Everyone! This is the Big Phil with a guitar! 450 00:27:50,754 --> 00:27:54,299 Why don't you enjoy the Big Phil while I rest my spine? 451 00:27:54,883 --> 00:27:56,968 Max, bring your father a chair. 452 00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:01,098 They really want that rocket ship. 453 00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:03,266 When I was little at age five 454 00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:06,519 my mom said 455 00:28:07,938 --> 00:28:09,440 I will be the biggest human being alive 456 00:28:11,316 --> 00:28:13,318 I'm a man 457 00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:15,612 I'm an adult man 458 00:28:17,823 --> 00:28:19,616 I'm a fat person Hey, let's go to the kitchen. 459 00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:22,745 Put lime in coconut and drink them all up Put lime in coconut, drink them all up Put lime in coconut You drink them all up I said, "Doctor, is there nothing I can take?" 460 00:28:25,455 --> 00:28:27,582 I said, "Doctor, to relieve this stomachache?" 461 00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:30,961 I said, "Doctor..." 462 00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:34,297 463 00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:37,634 464 00:28:38,343 --> 00:28:41,638 465 00:28:41,722 --> 00:28:44,600 466 00:28:44,850 --> 00:28:46,435 467 00:28:46,518 --> 00:28:49,438 Like a rhinestone cowboy Ride out on the horse 468 00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:53,358 in twinkling rodeo 469 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,695 Hava Nagila, Hava Nagila 470 00:28:58,197 --> 00:29:01,409 Hava nagila 471 00:29:01,491 --> 00:29:03,326 I definitely got out the song. 472 00:29:06,079 --> 00:29:08,748 lunch. 473 00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:10,793 I don't know if we have to feed them this. 474 00:29:18,217 --> 00:29:20,720 Why not? Look at them. They like it. 475 00:29:20,761 --> 00:29:23,013 Yeah, but I'm a little worried. 476 00:29:27,726 --> 00:29:29,394 What about? 477 00:29:29,478 --> 00:29:30,854 911. 478 00:29:37,027 --> 00:29:38,070 He tore his head! 479 00:29:38,904 --> 00:29:40,447 Crispin stole my doll. I need help. 480 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,951 Come on! 481 00:29:47,287 --> 00:29:48,789 Do you know how old the piano is ? Take care of your feet from the piano. 482 00:29:49,081 --> 00:29:52,126 483 00:29:52,209 --> 00:29:55,212 Get your shoes from the sofa Get them from the sofa. 484 00:29:58,632 --> 00:30:00,217 Crispin. Please! 485 00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:02,719 Give me... 486 00:30:03,428 --> 00:30:05,931 meat is not the only thing fresh around here. 487 00:30:05,973 --> 00:30:08,184 Don't play with it. Give me this. 488 00:30:13,772 --> 00:30:15,565 Just leave it, okay? 489 00:30:32,291 --> 00:30:33,918 Alright. 490 00:30:34,751 --> 00:30:36,711 You go down those curtains. 491 00:30:37,629 --> 00:30:40,257 Stop climbing the curtain. You stop it. 492 00:30:40,382 --> 00:30:41,884 You came here! 493 00:30:44,678 --> 00:30:46,096 Give me a vase! 494 00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:47,848 Lower the vase! 495 00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:56,439 Tomorrow, we give them all organic. 496 00:30:57,482 --> 00:30:59,109 Don't worry, it will be fine. 497 00:30:59,151 --> 00:31:01,195 How can you say that? Look at this. 498 00:31:01,278 --> 00:31:02,863 What's up... 499 00:31:24,218 --> 00:31:25,594 You are good. 500 00:31:25,677 --> 00:31:28,847 What do you expect You leave your children professionally? 501 00:31:32,059 --> 00:31:34,061 Sorry to leave you hanging. 502 00:31:34,144 --> 00:31:36,855 Because we were laid off, Sheila made me make dinner. 503 00:31:36,939 --> 00:31:38,649 Really? How did that happen? 504 00:31:39,691 --> 00:31:41,109 This is no nap. 505 00:31:41,193 --> 00:31:44,154 - Can I take this home snack cake - Please ?. 506 00:31:46,698 --> 00:31:48,742 How are you, little man? 507 00:31:49,368 --> 00:31:51,161 That's how you do it? 508 00:31:51,787 --> 00:31:53,414 Excuse me seconds. 509 00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:58,877 Give it to me. It's too hard. 510 00:31:58,961 --> 00:32:00,713 Let's go, it's too hard. 511 00:32:00,796 --> 00:32:02,548 I'm serious. Let's go. 512 00:32:06,969 --> 00:32:08,762 It's late. Where is your mom? 513 00:32:08,846 --> 00:32:10,181 Shut up, Butthead. 514 00:32:10,264 --> 00:32:12,975 Shut up... You stopped it . Do you know? 515 00:32:13,058 --> 00:32:16,562 Your mama and daddy don't want you to talk like that. 516 00:32:16,645 --> 00:32:18,897 When your mother comes, I will tell her that you... 517 00:32:18,981 --> 00:32:20,524 Let's go. Motor running. 518 00:32:20,607 --> 00:32:24,194 - Get out of here. Hey, I want you to do it. Stop, Crispin! 519 00:32:24,361 --> 00:32:26,530 - Don't make a face -. What? 520 00:32:26,822 --> 00:32:29,199 Don't make a line. Soothes the face. 521 00:32:29,408 --> 00:32:31,911 Calm your face. Soothes the face. 522 00:32:31,994 --> 00:32:34,914 Yes, calm your face . Show there is a line, you know. 523 00:32:36,832 --> 00:32:37,875 Are you the initial drop-off? 524 00:32:37,958 --> 00:32:40,169 No, we don't have anything... 525 00:32:40,252 --> 00:32:42,504 I will see tomorrow. 526 00:32:42,588 --> 00:32:44,882 See you tomorrow, Crispin. 527 00:32:45,924 --> 00:32:47,634 You will be like your father. 528 00:32:47,718 --> 00:32:51,180 Look at him . Hanging off from him, his skin. Hang. 529 00:32:52,514 --> 00:32:54,766 - Hey, little man - Hey, Dad... 530 00:32:55,267 --> 00:32:56,977 What are you planning? 531 00:32:59,897 --> 00:33:02,024 Just trying to read the story. 532 00:33:03,108 --> 00:33:04,610 Listen, man... 533 00:33:04,902 --> 00:33:08,531 I know I am really busy today caring for other children. 534 00:33:08,614 --> 00:33:11,992 I know it might not be easy for you to share your toys... 535 00:33:12,075 --> 00:33:15,620 and watch Dad do a rocket plane with everyone, but... 536 00:33:15,829 --> 00:33:18,457 Now that we live, we can do whatever you want to do. 537 00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:22,461 - Can we read this story - We are sure we can read this story? 538 00:33:22,628 --> 00:33:23,921 Alright. 539 00:33:24,129 --> 00:33:26,923 "Once there was an elephant herd. " Young elephants, old elephants, elephants tall and short, fat and thin. 540 00:33:27,090 --> 00:33:31,469 "Everything is different, but all are happy, and almost all are the same color. 541 00:33:32,471 --> 00:33:36,850 " And they all make the sound of elephants. " They all say... 542 00:33:36,934 --> 00:33:40,187 Let me hear you make that sound. 543 00:33:42,481 --> 00:33:44,483 Do it again? No, I can't do it anymore, because Dad might have an aneurysm. 544 00:33:46,944 --> 00:33:48,070 Hey, sorry I'm late. 545 00:33:48,153 --> 00:33:51,990 I didn't clean this up. Hey, take it there. Go sit down. 546 00:33:58,664 --> 00:34:00,708 Maybe I haven't had coffee yet, but it looks like these kids are breeding. 547 00:34:07,172 --> 00:34:09,174 548 00:34:28,694 --> 00:34:31,322 549 00:34:32,030 --> 00:34:36,076 550 00:34:36,159 --> 00:34:38,828 - Yes, we have two new children. Oh come on! 551 00:34:38,912 --> 00:34:42,332 We have our game We need the planned structure and activities... 552 00:34:42,374 --> 00:34:45,335 No, we need Ritalin and a leashes, that's what we need. 553 00:34:45,377 --> 00:34:47,087 What we need is this. 554 00:34:49,548 --> 00:34:51,008 Everyone, let's do this. 555 00:34:51,049 --> 00:34:52,968 Everyone, come here. 556 00:34:53,051 --> 00:34:55,679 Okay, let's try playing another. Let's try this. 557 00:34:55,762 --> 00:34:57,639 Let's try it. This is what we will do. 558 00:34:57,723 --> 00:35:00,267 A new game called Baby Flash. 559 00:35:00,350 --> 00:35:02,686 I want you to hang back and do laterally. 560 00:35:02,728 --> 00:35:05,397 I want you to go in the middle for a button. 561 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,315 I want you to be my blocker. 562 00:35:07,399 --> 00:35:10,110 What if we run in a circle? 563 00:35:10,235 --> 00:35:13,989 We can do that. It plays better . Everyone walks in a circle. 564 00:35:14,072 --> 00:35:17,993 Yes? Alright, let's walk in a circle . Come on, walk in a circle. 565 00:35:18,118 --> 00:35:21,204 Tony, you will see the ball much better if you take your mask active. 566 00:35:21,288 --> 00:35:23,290 I'm not Tony, I'm Flash. 567 00:35:34,510 --> 00:35:37,221 Why don't you play, little man? 568 00:35:37,763 --> 00:35:40,599 Come on, this is soccer. You love soccer. 569 00:35:40,849 --> 00:35:41,975 Help! 570 00:35:42,935 --> 00:35:44,562 Help! Stuck! 571 00:35:49,066 --> 00:35:50,901 I live in California. 572 00:35:51,068 --> 00:35:53,195 - Where do you live - I'm in Hong Kong ?. 573 00:35:53,278 --> 00:35:55,030 Where is Hong Kong? 574 00:35:57,783 --> 00:36:00,577 - Can you hear me now - I can't hear you? 575 00:36:02,496 --> 00:36:04,289 Can you hear me now? 576 00:36:04,456 --> 00:36:05,832 What is that? 577 00:36:05,999 --> 00:36:09,753 I think you like soccer . You say you don't like... 578 00:36:16,677 --> 00:36:19,763 I'll be right back, little man. I have to go... 579 00:36:24,643 --> 00:36:27,312 You have a little problem there with Max. 580 00:36:27,396 --> 00:36:29,773 - It has happened - What happened? What is that? 581 00:36:29,815 --> 00:36:33,402 Lt! It happened He didn't go away for a week... That's all. 582 00:36:33,735 --> 00:36:36,655 Oh, no. That... What happened? 583 00:36:36,738 --> 00:36:39,032 It happened. I know face. See. 584 00:36:41,994 --> 00:36:44,914 - You have to go and face it - I can't... 585 00:36:45,205 --> 00:36:46,873 - What do you mean, you can't - I can't? 586 00:36:46,957 --> 00:36:49,168 - Come on, you have to do it - I can't... 587 00:36:49,251 --> 00:36:51,044 - Yes, you can - I can't... 588 00:36:51,128 --> 00:36:52,504 - Yes, you can - Alright, I will. 589 00:36:52,588 --> 00:36:53,631 Good. Come on 590 00:37:14,693 --> 00:37:15,986 I can't. 591 00:37:16,278 --> 00:37:18,989 Listen. I see you have a problem about this... 592 00:37:19,031 --> 00:37:21,492 so I'll take care of it now, okay? 593 00:37:22,075 --> 00:37:25,495 - In the future, you have to finish it - I have to finish it... 594 00:37:25,537 --> 00:37:28,999 That's your child. God willing, when you get older, he will do this for you. 595 00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:31,377 So you want to know he owes it to you. 596 00:37:31,460 --> 00:37:33,462 - He owes me - He owes you .. 597 00:37:35,881 --> 00:37:39,635 - Don't be sweet with things - I'm not assuming you're doing it... 598 00:37:39,718 --> 00:37:43,305 - So how do you want to do this - I can do it myself. 599 00:37:43,388 --> 00:37:44,806 - You are sure - Yes? 600 00:37:44,890 --> 00:37:49,144 Okay, well, you go and do it with your bad self. You go and do it now. 601 00:37:49,311 --> 00:37:52,231 Alright. You need something, I'm right here. 602 00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:06,995 Hey, big guy, how's that going in there? 603 00:38:07,287 --> 00:38:08,538 I missed. 604 00:38:08,580 --> 00:38:09,873 What does that mean? 605 00:38:09,915 --> 00:38:11,208 I missed. 606 00:38:12,417 --> 00:38:13,585 Oh, hell, no. 607 00:38:50,622 --> 00:38:52,124 - Come on -! No. 608 00:38:53,792 --> 00:38:56,920 Come on. Put this down You don't play with this... 609 00:38:56,962 --> 00:38:59,214 And you tear my wife's interest. 610 00:38:59,298 --> 00:39:02,968 Give me this. You shouldn't To play with something else... 611 00:39:03,051 --> 00:39:05,929 - What happened here - This is out of control. 612 00:39:05,971 --> 00:39:08,682 Don't panic. They are like animals They can smell fear... 613 00:39:08,765 --> 00:39:10,850 I don't know what to do I have run out of ideas... 614 00:39:10,934 --> 00:39:12,769 I will tell you what... 615 00:39:17,482 --> 00:39:19,651 Secretly, children. Follow me. 616 00:39:20,194 --> 00:39:21,737 Six absences. 617 00:39:23,530 --> 00:39:24,948 single file. 618 00:39:25,657 --> 00:39:27,951 I have to go make a phone call. 619 00:39:30,621 --> 00:39:32,164 Let's get ready... 620 00:39:32,247 --> 00:39:34,916 rumbling! 621 00:39:36,919 --> 00:39:39,463 Let me tell you something, I never like carrots. 622 00:39:39,546 --> 00:39:42,299 And today when I stand here and see you before me... 623 00:39:42,341 --> 00:39:45,636 have the courage to think that you can defeat me... 624 00:39:45,761 --> 00:39:50,140 let me say something, brother, I'll kick your butt carrot! 625 00:39:50,224 --> 00:39:52,601 Let me tell you something, Mr. Broccoli. 626 00:39:52,684 --> 00:39:57,022 When this carrot is done with you, You will be nothing but a kumquat! 627 00:39:57,105 --> 00:40:00,483 I will destroy everything in this world the broccoli. 628 00:40:00,567 --> 00:40:03,111 Carrot is the lowest form of vegetables! 629 00:40:04,363 --> 00:40:05,489 How about me? 630 00:40:05,572 --> 00:40:06,823 Nobody likes broccoli. 631 00:40:06,907 --> 00:40:10,119 Really? Well, Ben likes broccoli, doesn't he? 632 00:40:11,119 --> 00:40:12,162 No 633 00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:16,792 You changed yourself growing against me Now you will die? 634 00:40:34,893 --> 00:40:36,978 Okay, come on. I feel that. 635 00:40:37,104 --> 00:40:38,355 Come on. 636 00:40:42,651 --> 00:40:44,027 Did you stop it? 637 00:40:46,196 --> 00:40:47,364 That's all. 638 00:40:52,119 --> 00:40:54,163 - What's that about - I'm sorry? 639 00:40:54,246 --> 00:40:56,373 - You drive me crazy - You little maniac !! 640 00:40:56,456 --> 00:40:58,875 You are damaging my wife's table. 641 00:40:59,751 --> 00:41:01,086 Someone is at the door. 642 00:41:01,170 --> 00:41:02,421 My back. 643 00:41:08,594 --> 00:41:11,597 Is this the Hinton residence? 644 00:41:12,514 --> 00:41:14,641 I'm Dan Kubitz, Child Services. 645 00:41:14,725 --> 00:41:17,853 I'm here to do a compliance check. 646 00:41:17,936 --> 00:41:20,147 Nobody said anything about any checks. 647 00:41:20,230 --> 00:41:22,315 We only do it if we receive a complaint. 648 00:41:22,399 --> 00:41:24,651 Complaints ? Someone complained... 649 00:41:24,735 --> 00:41:27,738 Come on in. You can check us out. We don't need to hide... 650 00:41:27,821 --> 00:41:30,782 You caught us in crazy time We played with children... 651 00:41:30,866 --> 00:41:33,077 Someone complained about us? 652 00:41:35,245 --> 00:41:37,497 So, where is the nap area? 653 00:41:38,457 --> 00:41:40,250 - Napping area - Right ?. 654 00:41:40,459 --> 00:41:42,086 We don't have a nap area. 655 00:41:42,127 --> 00:41:45,130 We just let them fall asleep wherever they drop. 656 00:41:45,214 --> 00:41:49,093 "Sleep where they drop." Well, I think that should be just about doing it. 657 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:50,970 What's the point? 658 00:41:51,053 --> 00:41:55,391 Well, you must be correct lack on this form. 659 00:41:56,642 --> 00:41:57,935 And also... 660 00:41:57,976 --> 00:42:01,855 You need to fill out the document for compliance with this certification. 661 00:42:02,147 --> 00:42:04,232 Who wants this, carrots or broccoli? 662 00:42:04,316 --> 00:42:05,609 Carrots. 663 00:42:06,193 --> 00:42:08,237 There are many new things here. 664 00:42:08,654 --> 00:42:09,905 So we can stay open, right? 665 00:42:09,988 --> 00:42:12,532 As long as you finish doing it at 9:00 am Tomorrow morning. 666 00:42:12,616 --> 00:42:13,867 9:00 667 00:42:14,660 --> 00:42:17,454 Good luck with this I like what you do... 668 00:42:17,496 --> 00:42:19,373 I don't like being closed down. 669 00:42:19,456 --> 00:42:21,541 We hate you for being that person. 670 00:42:21,625 --> 00:42:23,752 I will. Don't want it. 671 00:42:24,711 --> 00:42:27,631 OK. Safety gate at the bottom of the stairs... 672 00:42:27,673 --> 00:42:30,634 top of stairs, bedroom, bathroom. 673 00:42:30,676 --> 00:42:32,845 I've gotten crazy gate safety. 674 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:35,347 How many children do we have? 675 00:42:35,430 --> 00:42:37,682 I've lost track, they are running so fast. 676 00:42:37,766 --> 00:42:40,519 You can start this batch here. 677 00:42:40,602 --> 00:42:44,564 - It's late. Let's call it night - We can't call it night... 678 00:42:44,648 --> 00:42:46,775 We have lots of children coming in five hours. 679 00:42:46,859 --> 00:42:49,904 I'm serious. We know nothing about running a day care center. 680 00:42:49,987 --> 00:42:52,406 We don't know anything We are not even good parents. 681 00:42:52,489 --> 00:42:54,157 I'm a good parent. 682 00:42:55,868 --> 00:42:57,286 - What does it mean - What? 683 00:42:57,369 --> 00:42:59,371 That thing. What is that? 684 00:43:00,247 --> 00:43:04,376 Do you know that your rocket ship is doing ? Ben isn't even like that. 685 00:43:04,543 --> 00:43:07,504 That just happened to be Ben's favorite thing. 686 00:43:07,588 --> 00:43:12,426 He let you do it because you like it. It's the time you pay attention - You don't change your child's diaper - I don't like diapers... 687 00:43:12,509 --> 00:43:15,303 You have to teach your child how to go to the toilet and aim... 688 00:43:15,387 --> 00:43:18,181 so we don't have to redecorate the place when he leaves. 689 00:43:18,265 --> 00:43:20,726 You are right. 690 00:43:20,809 --> 00:43:22,019 Let me tell you something. 691 00:43:22,060 --> 00:43:23,186 my child is 4 years old, and for the first time today... 692 00:43:23,270 --> 00:43:25,731 693 00:43:25,814 --> 00:43:29,026 I see him playing with other children, only being a normal child. 694 00:43:29,109 --> 00:43:31,528 It feels great to know that I have something to do with it. 695 00:43:31,612 --> 00:43:32,655 We do that! 696 00:43:32,738 --> 00:43:36,575 If we can do that, we can definitely get this place up to code by dawn. 697 00:43:38,035 --> 00:43:39,828 Let's go crazy safety gate. 698 00:43:40,245 --> 00:43:42,122 Don't worry, he'll be fine. 699 00:43:42,289 --> 00:43:43,707 It's okay. 700 00:43:48,086 --> 00:43:50,755 - What I get is $ 5 - I can break it... 701 00:43:52,007 --> 00:43:56,053 Listen, I left the document on the kitchen table. This is not there. 702 00:43:56,136 --> 00:43:57,679 Please tell me you have it. 703 00:43:57,763 --> 00:43:59,056 I don't have it. 704 00:44:08,774 --> 00:44:11,068 - Hey, guys - Marvin, what are you doing here? 705 00:44:11,109 --> 00:44:14,613 The door is unlocked . I got your final salary here. 706 00:44:14,905 --> 00:44:16,115 Thank you. 707 00:44:17,199 --> 00:44:18,909 So what happened here? 708 00:44:21,662 --> 00:44:23,205 Don't ask. 709 00:44:37,636 --> 00:44:39,263 Can you understand it? 710 00:44:39,346 --> 00:44:41,265 Yes, he speaks Klingon. 711 00:44:41,306 --> 00:44:44,059 That's Klingon I think the kid is an idiot... 712 00:44:44,142 --> 00:44:46,770 God, how many "Star Trek" is that a child's watch? 713 00:44:46,854 --> 00:44:49,982 - Too much - People from Child Services are here... 714 00:44:51,108 --> 00:44:53,360 - Sorry - No, listen. Why aren't you helping me? 715 00:44:53,443 --> 00:44:56,154 Why don't you bring children behind and play with them? 716 00:44:56,238 --> 00:44:59,199 They need their attention for a while, while I talk to this person. 717 00:44:59,283 --> 00:45:03,412 Whatever you do, don't let this be a great champion approach the lawn mower. thanks. 718 00:45:04,955 --> 00:45:07,541 - Mr. Kubitz. Hi -. I think I'm still early, but... 719 00:45:07,624 --> 00:45:10,919 - I only got the document - Great... 720 00:45:11,837 --> 00:45:14,089 - You dropped something -. Yes. 721 00:45:15,841 --> 00:45:18,635 - Children want to help - That's sweet... 722 00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:20,804 So, this is all for you. 723 00:45:20,888 --> 00:45:24,475 What I need is your signature on the back of his head. 724 00:45:25,142 --> 00:45:27,353 And on this child's elbow. 725 00:45:27,436 --> 00:45:29,939 - Do you have a pen - I have a pen? 726 00:45:30,898 --> 00:45:33,317 - This is my lucky pen - Thank you... 727 00:45:33,859 --> 00:45:36,862 - And where is there... the initial elbow. 728 00:45:37,696 --> 00:45:40,115 - Fill the back of his head - On his neck? 729 00:45:41,033 --> 00:45:43,661 - Large. That should only be about doing it - here we go... 730 00:45:43,744 --> 00:45:47,039 - You are ready to roll - Let's go in and start... 731 00:45:48,457 --> 00:45:51,710 Well, you know, everything looks fine here... 732 00:45:51,835 --> 00:45:54,880 but say here that you now have 11 children. 733 00:45:55,380 --> 00:45:56,756 That's right. 734 00:45:56,840 --> 00:46:00,135 So I assume that you have been hired by a third service provider. 735 00:46:01,428 --> 00:46:02,846 Why do you just assume that? 736 00:46:02,888 --> 00:46:07,101 Well, section 768 of the Child Welfare Code specifically states... 737 00:46:07,392 --> 00:46:11,313 that the ratio of children to care providers cannot exceed 5: 1. 738 00:46:11,813 --> 00:46:13,732 - The 768.04 - 768.04... 739 00:46:13,815 --> 00:46:17,527 The thingy ratio . We decided that this morning. 740 00:46:17,611 --> 00:46:18,737 - Good - Yes... 741 00:46:18,820 --> 00:46:21,573 We recruit people. We employ Marvin. 742 00:46:23,909 --> 00:46:28,622 - Marvin is hired! He is with children - He is a very good child care worker... 743 00:46:28,705 --> 00:46:31,666 I want to see, if it's okay with you. 744 00:46:31,750 --> 00:46:35,545 - You want to go there - It will be good for me to see for myself ?. 745 00:46:35,629 --> 00:46:37,798 Let's go and we see Marvin. 746 00:46:43,637 --> 00:46:46,348 Now, put your hand up. Now, show everything. 747 00:46:49,184 --> 00:46:52,312 He really seems like he knows what he is doing. 748 00:46:52,396 --> 00:46:53,564 Of course. 749 00:46:53,647 --> 00:46:57,151 - I have to say that - Yeah, we interviewed many people... 750 00:46:57,234 --> 00:47:00,904 Yes, it is, very long tiring singling-out process. 751 00:47:06,660 --> 00:47:08,412 And now, I'm chicken. 752 00:47:08,453 --> 00:47:11,373 I'm a bird. Look, I'm a bird. 753 00:47:12,249 --> 00:47:15,461 You can never be too careful when it comes to children. 754 00:47:15,544 --> 00:47:20,049 And here at Daddy Day Care we will only work with the best, so we are Marvin. 755 00:47:22,801 --> 00:47:23,927 Sorry. 756 00:47:26,722 --> 00:47:28,974 - What do you do for children - What? 757 00:47:29,057 --> 00:47:32,519 - Are they on drugs - Well, there is one child, maybe. 758 00:47:32,603 --> 00:47:34,939 How do you make them behave like this? 759 00:47:34,980 --> 00:47:38,066 - I have to know how to handle them. How do you know that? 760 00:47:38,150 --> 00:47:41,070 I read the book "Baby Dr. Spock and Child Care". 761 00:47:42,738 --> 00:47:44,740 This is not about "Star Trek". 762 00:47:47,242 --> 00:47:48,744 - Finish - Yeah... 763 00:47:52,706 --> 00:47:55,042 You know, when I'm behind... 764 00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:58,545 I see, under the roof terrace... 765 00:47:58,629 --> 00:48:00,506 what looks like a honeycomb. 766 00:48:00,589 --> 00:48:03,425 - The big one - Don't worry... All are treated. 767 00:48:03,509 --> 00:48:05,886 - I don't want people to get hurt -. There is no heartache. Gone. 768 00:48:05,969 --> 00:48:09,639 - You really have changed this around - Thank you very much... 769 00:48:09,681 --> 00:48:11,975 - I'm impressed. I really - Thank you... 770 00:48:12,017 --> 00:48:13,560 For our own curiosity... 771 00:48:13,644 --> 00:48:16,981 chance you can tell us where the complaint came from? 772 00:48:17,064 --> 00:48:21,652 I will be very happy, but I have a relationship with the country. 773 00:48:21,693 --> 00:48:25,071 - Only for our own curiosity - That is Miss woman blasted... 774 00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:28,284 - I'm sure he will see us - We need to talk to you... 775 00:48:28,367 --> 00:48:32,413 - Sorry. They just broke right in. - That's what, Jenny. 776 00:48:32,538 --> 00:48:34,623 Ladies and gentlemen, please sit down. 777 00:48:38,293 --> 00:48:40,504 Now, what can I do for you? 778 00:48:40,963 --> 00:48:45,301 We want to thank you for helping to accelerate our accreditation process. 779 00:48:45,384 --> 00:48:48,596 Thanks, someone tip you from the service the child came to see us. 780 00:48:48,679 --> 00:48:52,141 I heard that you opened a kind of deposit program... 781 00:48:52,558 --> 00:48:54,351 and I am concerned. 782 00:48:54,393 --> 00:48:57,187 That's good from you You don't need to worry about us... 783 00:48:57,271 --> 00:49:01,192 Not you I'm worried about These are your kids looking after... 784 00:49:01,233 --> 00:49:05,446 - Wait a minute. We are parents. That's a start - any breast can be done by parents... 785 00:49:05,529 --> 00:49:08,198 If you want to mess with your own child, is your right. 786 00:49:08,282 --> 00:49:12,411 But when it comes to other people's children, there is a higher standard for answering. 787 00:49:12,494 --> 00:49:16,707 Mr Kubitz seems to think that we meet the standard. Show him thing. 788 00:49:16,790 --> 00:49:19,501 That piece of paper isn't impressed. 789 00:49:20,127 --> 00:49:22,171 We get it laminated. 790 00:49:22,254 --> 00:49:26,425 You two are some fly-by-night operations want to make money fast. 791 00:49:26,508 --> 00:49:29,177 You're just afraid of competition . Let's go. 792 00:49:29,261 --> 00:49:31,889 Competition? Don't flatter yourself. 793 00:49:32,222 --> 00:49:36,393 Daddy Day Care will never be in the same league as this institution. 794 00:49:37,519 --> 00:49:38,854 Laminated! 795 00:49:40,105 --> 00:49:42,691 It's not as satisfying as I thought. 796 00:49:42,774 --> 00:49:46,528 I think we can take it. What we need is some garlic and a piece of wood. 797 00:49:46,612 --> 00:49:48,948 Do you know what he said was true? 798 00:49:49,031 --> 00:49:52,368 Children need more than watching Tomorrow we will take it to make a notch... 799 00:49:52,451 --> 00:49:54,745 We must start stimulating their minds. 800 00:49:57,664 --> 00:50:00,083 - But I'm not father -. You don't have to be a father. 801 00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:03,754 You're a humanoid type . That fits the philosophy of the place. 802 00:50:03,837 --> 00:50:07,257 I don't know, guys. I mean, I think I like hanging out with kids. 803 00:50:07,341 --> 00:50:08,592 This is kind of cool. 804 00:50:08,675 --> 00:50:12,012 But I don't think child care is necessarily... 805 00:50:12,095 --> 00:50:15,223 a way that I feel professional I'm heading in the direction. 806 00:50:15,307 --> 00:50:17,851 - That's what I said - Sorry... 807 00:50:17,935 --> 00:50:19,270 Yes, let's go in! 808 00:50:21,522 --> 00:50:23,649 - How are you - Hey, guys. 809 00:50:23,732 --> 00:50:26,777 I'm sorry I forgot to write a check this week... 810 00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:30,030 Since the divorce, my head has just been like... 811 00:50:35,327 --> 00:50:38,038 - Are you a new father - I'm your father? 812 00:50:41,041 --> 00:50:42,793 I'm not your father. 813 00:50:43,544 --> 00:50:46,172 Well, I'm your baby's father. I am not... 814 00:50:46,755 --> 00:50:50,217 I'm not a baby father . I will be... 815 00:50:53,011 --> 00:50:54,471 You're Marvin. 816 00:50:57,975 --> 00:51:01,854 Well, nice to meet you, Marvin. I am Kelli. 817 00:51:02,688 --> 00:51:04,106 Dylan's mother. 818 00:51:09,528 --> 00:51:11,238 - I have to go. thanks. 819 00:51:11,321 --> 00:51:13,573 - All right. Bye, guys - Have a good one... 820 00:51:13,657 --> 00:51:15,492 - Thank you - Bye... 821 00:51:15,534 --> 00:51:17,995 I'm in. Do you have a dental plan? 822 00:51:18,912 --> 00:51:20,163 Alright. 823 00:51:20,455 --> 00:51:23,833 Your first task is to show us how you handle children as you do. 824 00:51:23,917 --> 00:51:24,960 Teach us. 825 00:51:25,043 --> 00:51:27,587 If this is a business, and they are customers... 826 00:51:27,671 --> 00:51:29,214 how do you know what they want? 827 00:51:29,298 --> 00:51:32,384 - I gather focus groups -. Okay, let's do it. 828 00:51:32,467 --> 00:51:32,509 We want you to tell us what you want to get out of Daddy Day Care. 829 00:51:32,509 --> 00:51:36,138 We want you to tell us what you want to get out of Daddy Day Care. 830 00:51:36,221 --> 00:51:38,974 Help us to help you. 831 00:51:39,391 --> 00:51:41,143 Who wants to start? 832 00:51:43,103 --> 00:51:45,606 We need to learn more about things. 833 00:51:45,898 --> 00:51:48,734 - learn more about things - Yes ?. 834 00:51:48,817 --> 00:51:51,528 We are at a very critical age. 835 00:51:51,612 --> 00:51:56,242 - You have to feed our minds - Alright... You want to write down? 836 00:51:56,325 --> 00:51:59,161 "Feed our minds." 837 00:51:59,369 --> 00:52:02,205 Large. Okay, what else? 838 00:52:03,207 --> 00:52:06,293 Dolphins. Dolphins are good. 839 00:52:06,418 --> 00:52:08,879 - dolphins are fish - No, they are not... 840 00:52:08,921 --> 00:52:12,091 - They live in water -. That does not mean they are fish. 841 00:52:12,174 --> 00:52:16,637 Relax and talk about something else What else do you want to talk about? 842 00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:18,722 where does the baby come from? 843 00:52:20,224 --> 00:52:23,060 Let's go back to the topic of dolphin dolphins and discuss... 844 00:52:23,143 --> 00:52:26,313 or if there is something else in someone's mind we can talk about... 845 00:52:26,396 --> 00:52:29,107 - other than that -. Write down. 846 00:52:29,775 --> 00:52:32,403 - Okay, what's more - Can we... 847 00:52:33,779 --> 00:52:36,073 What are you going to say, Ben? 848 00:52:36,532 --> 00:52:39,744 I can see you will say something What's up, kid? 849 00:52:39,868 --> 00:52:41,078 Options... 850 00:52:42,788 --> 00:52:45,082 - picture - other images? 851 00:52:45,165 --> 00:52:49,378 Yeah! Like pictures, and so on. This is really fun. 852 00:52:51,213 --> 00:52:55,259 - Okay, yes, good. Image again - Yeah. 853 00:52:55,342 --> 00:52:58,595 - More chasing bad people - Good idea... 854 00:52:58,637 --> 00:53:00,097 We can pursue the Joker. 855 00:53:00,180 --> 00:53:02,808 Now, wait a second, friend . That's a bad guy Batman. 856 00:53:02,891 --> 00:53:05,769 You're Flash, so you want to pursue... 857 00:53:05,811 --> 00:53:09,023 - Lex Luthor - That number is Superman ?. 858 00:53:09,106 --> 00:53:13,527 You want to catch Boomerang Captain, Gorilla Grodd, Flash Lookup. 859 00:53:13,610 --> 00:53:14,986 The Riddler? 860 00:53:16,196 --> 00:53:17,989 What have you done for these children? 861 00:55:20,487 --> 00:55:25,283 From tomorrow, Phil will be hosting a Three Stooges film festival in the TV room. 862 00:55:25,367 --> 00:55:27,744 I know everyone is looking forward for that, right? 863 00:55:27,786 --> 00:55:28,829 Thanks, Dad! 864 00:55:28,912 --> 00:55:32,374 Last but not least, Sucker Thumb Support Group will have a meeting... 865 00:55:32,457 --> 00:55:34,417 under the tree after nap time... 866 00:55:34,501 --> 00:55:36,753 which starts right after you finish your snack. 867 00:55:36,795 --> 00:55:40,757 So after you're done, take the blanket, get a place, and we have it. 868 00:55:40,799 --> 00:55:43,593 Also, next week will be Alpha Girl Group. 869 00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:46,597 And we will have Tai Chi under the tree. 870 00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:49,975 And we will also have a pet day, so you bring your pet in. 871 00:55:50,058 --> 00:55:51,518 We have to show pets and say. 872 00:55:52,603 --> 00:55:56,065 This is my rabbit. His name is Tiny. 873 00:55:56,648 --> 00:55:59,901 I feed him a lot. Five times a day. 874 00:55:59,985 --> 00:56:03,238 He defecated a lot, too. Six times a day. 875 00:56:03,530 --> 00:56:05,282 It's like little marbles. 876 00:56:05,699 --> 00:56:07,743 This is my turtle, Sparks. 877 00:56:07,951 --> 00:56:12,038 He is fast. He is the fastest turtle in the world. 878 00:56:15,792 --> 00:56:18,586 Leave! Go on, Sparks! 879 00:56:22,257 --> 00:56:26,470 This is my parrot, Paulie I taught him to speak... Talk. 880 00:56:26,553 --> 00:56:28,221 Shut up, Butthead. 881 00:56:35,938 --> 00:56:37,440 Okay, Becca, where is your pet? 882 00:56:37,523 --> 00:56:40,609 I have a tarantula, but I don't know where he is. 883 00:56:41,527 --> 00:56:44,613 Okay, okay, don't panic. 884 00:56:44,696 --> 00:56:47,616 What do you mean, don't panic ? There are big spiders here. 885 00:56:47,699 --> 00:56:49,409 I got a spider in my head! 886 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:57,084 - So what we bet today is - I'll do a diaper stroke, okay? 887 00:56:57,167 --> 00:56:58,502 Alright. 888 00:56:58,669 --> 00:57:02,631 Well, if it's not the genius that brings the world of Veggie-Os. 889 00:57:03,799 --> 00:57:08,012 - So, how is unemployment - Actually, I have the best job I've ever had. 890 00:57:08,053 --> 00:57:09,888 Yes, this is start-up. 891 00:57:09,972 --> 00:57:14,310 We offer professional time management facilitation for most work. 892 00:57:14,393 --> 00:57:17,062 That's a difficult market . That sounds pretty cruel. 893 00:57:17,145 --> 00:57:20,482 - Yes. This is a real blood sport. What is the money? 894 00:57:20,566 --> 00:57:22,860 Bruce! Let's go, I'm Botox. 895 00:57:23,735 --> 00:57:25,695 Hi, Charlie. Hi, Phil. 896 00:57:26,196 --> 00:57:28,532 - Hey, Crispin - What's up, little man. 897 00:57:28,615 --> 00:57:29,825 How do you know my child? 898 00:57:29,908 --> 00:57:33,036 They're the days of care gurus, What do you think? 899 00:57:33,871 --> 00:57:36,582 Day to care? What is that? 900 00:57:36,665 --> 00:57:40,335 Oh, God You are wiping boogers to make a living... 901 00:57:43,380 --> 00:57:44,590 Losers. 902 00:57:46,550 --> 00:57:49,261 You pay us to do it too, you know. 903 00:57:50,470 --> 00:57:51,721 Losers. 904 00:57:53,724 --> 00:57:55,768 "Do you like green eggs and ham? " I don't like them, Sam-l-Am . I don't like green eggs and ham. 905 00:57:57,936 --> 00:58:02,732 "Do you want to eat here or there? " I don't want to eat them anywhere I don't like green eggs and ham... 906 00:58:03,358 --> 00:58:05,861 "I don't like them, Sam-l-Am." Okay? 907 00:58:07,821 --> 00:58:11,742 Now look, he will blow Sam-Am, but he steps away. 908 00:58:11,783 --> 00:58:15,120 You don't hit, see . He walked away with it? 909 00:58:16,163 --> 00:58:19,124 910 00:58:19,208 --> 00:58:21,419 911 00:58:24,630 --> 00:58:26,090 Where are you? 912 00:58:27,424 --> 00:58:29,426 Mommy has to work today. 913 00:58:31,261 --> 00:58:33,930 Remember when you used it worked all times? 914 00:58:33,972 --> 00:58:36,391 Yes, back when I had a real job. 915 00:58:36,934 --> 00:58:38,561 Have you lost your job? 916 00:58:40,437 --> 00:58:42,814 I think. I think so. I missed it. 917 00:58:43,774 --> 00:58:47,444 But don't get me wrong. It's not like I don't like to hang out with you. 918 00:58:47,486 --> 00:58:51,031 It's just that Dad used to be big shot down at work. 919 00:58:51,657 --> 00:58:56,537 I have my own office and scenery, which is quite large Remember that big, Daddy has enough views? 920 00:58:56,620 --> 00:58:59,623 I like it when you spin around me in the cold chair. 921 00:58:59,706 --> 00:59:01,750 Yeah, that's a cool chair. 922 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:05,837 Lots of cool things about work that is Best... chair. 923 00:59:06,630 --> 00:59:09,091 I have people working under me... 924 00:59:09,174 --> 00:59:12,886 and, only between you and me, the pay is not so bad. 925 00:59:13,804 --> 00:59:17,266 - Input that is down. What do you think about that - What is that ?? 926 00:59:17,391 --> 00:59:19,894 What do you mean This is a dog in the sun? 927 00:59:19,977 --> 00:59:22,771 - It doesn't look like one - That's because it's abstract... 928 00:59:22,855 --> 00:59:25,524 You have to squint when you see it. 929 00:59:26,024 --> 00:59:28,735 And when you see it like this, is abstract. 930 00:59:28,819 --> 00:59:30,446 Yes? You see it? 931 00:59:31,446 --> 00:59:33,990 What if you tilt your head to the side? 932 00:59:34,074 --> 00:59:36,910 - No, vice versa - Still doesn't look like one... 933 00:59:36,994 --> 00:59:40,164 Okay, well, are you there working, Michelangelo? 934 00:59:40,205 --> 00:59:41,665 What is that? 935 00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:52,509 There is not abstract about that now, is not it? 936 00:59:53,302 --> 00:59:54,512 Thank you. 937 00:59:55,512 --> 00:59:57,180 That's pretty good. 938 00:59:57,222 --> 00:59:59,641 You have a head Daddy kind of looking for a round, though. 939 00:59:59,683 --> 01:00:01,310 Is my head that round? 940 01:00:01,393 --> 01:00:05,731 - But I have your mustache - Yeah, I see... A nice green mustache. 941 01:00:06,273 --> 01:00:08,150 That's all children, right. 942 01:00:08,650 --> 01:00:11,903 I only pay the mortgage, car loans and electricity bills. 943 01:00:11,987 --> 01:00:14,490 Look at the balance in the checking account. 944 01:00:14,698 --> 01:00:18,535 - 74 cents - Yeah... Right, 74 cents. 945 01:00:18,577 --> 01:00:21,371 - You are Superman - You are right... 946 01:00:21,455 --> 01:00:25,626 I have worked hard, and I think it's time to let go of my little frustration. 947 01:00:25,709 --> 01:00:28,128 It's time for you to take care of you Superman. 948 01:00:28,212 --> 01:00:30,673 - My Superman. Come here, baby - Right... 949 01:00:30,714 --> 01:00:33,759 No! That monster will get me! 950 01:00:36,386 --> 01:00:38,388 This might be a nightmare. 951 01:00:39,431 --> 01:00:42,517 - Coming back soon - Okay, hurry up... Mother is coming! 952 01:00:42,809 --> 01:00:44,436 No, I want Daddy. 953 01:00:46,313 --> 01:00:49,775 - Does everything go okay - Yes, everything is fine? 954 01:00:55,614 --> 01:00:57,407 What is that face? 955 01:00:57,658 --> 01:01:00,202 Since when does he want you is better than he likes me? 956 01:01:00,285 --> 01:01:02,120 No, not even travel. This is not like that. 957 01:01:02,204 --> 01:01:05,916 I just spent more time with him, so he wants me. 958 01:01:06,333 --> 01:01:07,835 He is far more confident. 959 01:01:07,918 --> 01:01:10,462 Remember how he wasn't going to play with other people at first? 960 01:01:10,546 --> 01:01:13,591 Now, he even plays with the kid, Crispin. 961 01:01:13,674 --> 01:01:17,428 Crispin happens to say "thank you" during lunch today without being told. 962 01:01:17,511 --> 01:01:20,305 And the girl Becca is small, she can read She's just a baby... 963 01:01:20,389 --> 01:01:24,977 I saw him take a "Curious George" book, sit and read like an adult. 964 01:01:25,185 --> 01:01:26,812 What is that face? 965 01:01:28,272 --> 01:01:32,151 I don't see you being excited about something for a long time. 966 01:01:33,610 --> 01:01:35,946 Yes, I will not be ahead. 967 01:01:36,029 --> 01:01:38,657 They have a little crumb snail under my skin. 968 01:01:39,324 --> 01:01:43,328 Mrs. Plager, I can't continue to expose other children... 969 01:01:43,495 --> 01:01:46,915 such a dangerous, self-destructive behavior is very addictive. 970 01:01:46,999 --> 01:01:49,168 So it's good for Juliette to stop sucking her thumb... 971 01:01:49,251 --> 01:01:52,713 or you just have to find yourself another preschooler. 972 01:02:00,095 --> 01:02:01,179 Are you busy? 973 01:02:01,263 --> 01:02:04,641 Just trimming some weeds from the garden . What is that? 974 01:02:04,892 --> 01:02:07,603 Okay, I just think you should know... 975 01:02:08,437 --> 01:02:10,814 we have lost three students. 976 01:02:11,023 --> 01:02:13,984 Do you really recommend You don't know where they are? 977 01:02:14,026 --> 01:02:15,110 No, ma'am. 978 01:02:15,861 --> 01:02:18,530 - I know where they are - So am I. 979 01:02:21,366 --> 01:02:22,909 Daddy Day Care. 980 01:02:23,493 --> 01:02:25,370 First, it's really fun. 981 01:02:26,038 --> 01:02:27,831 Then it's annoying. 982 01:02:28,498 --> 01:02:31,209 Now that really starts ticking me. 983 01:02:32,419 --> 01:02:35,505 Get me a copy of "Child Care Day Regulations". 984 01:02:51,605 --> 01:02:53,065 Phil, get the door. 985 01:02:54,024 --> 01:02:55,526 Get the door! 986 01:02:57,236 --> 01:02:59,196 Okay, I got it. 987 01:03:03,867 --> 01:03:06,411 Mr. Kubitz. What are you doing here? 988 01:03:06,578 --> 01:03:09,498 - Is this a bad time - No, this is the right time. 989 01:03:09,873 --> 01:03:13,168 Are people home at home? 990 01:03:13,335 --> 01:03:15,045 "Home man." 991 01:03:15,712 --> 01:03:19,257 Charlie! Mr Kubitz here Child Services! 992 01:03:19,466 --> 01:03:21,218 I'll be there soon. 993 01:03:21,301 --> 01:03:24,513 So, I ask. Where are the children? 994 01:03:24,555 --> 01:03:26,891 outside. Marvin who gave them puppet show. 995 01:03:26,932 --> 01:03:29,935 Nice. What is in this program? "Pinocchio" "Little Red Riding a Hood" ?? 996 01:03:30,018 --> 01:03:32,062 No, "Wrath from Khan". 997 01:03:32,229 --> 01:03:33,897 - Mr. Kubitz. Hi - Hi !. 998 01:03:33,939 --> 01:03:36,859 - Wait! What are you doing - What? 999 01:03:37,150 --> 01:03:39,361 - What's wrong with your face - My face? 1000 01:03:39,444 --> 01:03:43,365 What are all things, man? Come on What's wrong with you? 1001 01:03:44,575 --> 01:03:46,202 Becca and Jamie. 1002 01:03:47,077 --> 01:03:50,831 If you excuse me, I have to see two little girls... 1003 01:03:50,914 --> 01:03:52,374 because now I'm big. 1004 01:03:52,457 --> 01:03:56,586 He's having fun with... Mr. Kubitz, so what brings you here today? 1005 01:03:56,670 --> 01:04:01,508 - I have received another complaint... - I think we know who came. 1006 01:04:02,634 --> 01:04:06,680 I understand that you have acquired three children since my last visit. 1007 01:04:06,763 --> 01:04:08,598 Yes. We are 14 at all now. 1008 01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:11,434 This is still three adults, so we are still in a 5: 1 ratio. 1009 01:04:11,476 --> 01:04:14,396 Right. But you see, is a completely different problem now. 1010 01:04:14,479 --> 01:04:16,398 Charlie, can I talk to you for a minute? 1011 01:04:16,481 --> 01:04:19,943 Mr. Kubitz, forgive me the second . I'll go deal with this. 1012 01:04:20,027 --> 01:04:21,403 - Are cookies - Sure... Thank you. 1013 01:04:21,486 --> 01:04:23,071 What happened? 1014 01:04:30,954 --> 01:04:32,664 - What's wrong - Flash is missing? 1015 01:04:32,748 --> 01:04:35,584 - What do you mean, leave? Where is it - I can't find it? 1016 01:04:35,626 --> 01:04:38,712 - You see everywhere? In the garage - Everywhere? 1017 01:04:39,213 --> 01:04:40,256 What do we do? 1018 01:04:40,339 --> 01:04:43,467 - Are there some types of problems here - Not at all, Mr. Kubitz ?. 1019 01:04:43,550 --> 01:04:46,011 We only have small conversations about... 1020 01:04:46,094 --> 01:04:49,139 - Okay, because if it's... - No problem at all. Why don't you... 1021 01:04:49,223 --> 01:04:52,184 Children! Why don't you meet our good friend, Mr Kubitz. 1022 01:04:52,267 --> 01:04:55,061 - Say hi - Hi, Mr. Kubitz .. 1023 01:04:55,145 --> 01:04:56,396 Hi, guys. 1024 01:04:56,563 --> 01:04:59,149 it won't be better if Mr. Kubitz plays with you... 1025 01:04:59,233 --> 01:05:01,360 while we have an important conversation? 1026 01:05:01,443 --> 01:05:03,570 - Will you be so kind - Is that a good idea ?? 1027 01:05:03,654 --> 01:05:06,949 We have adult conversations children don't have to know secrets. 1028 01:05:06,990 --> 01:05:10,076 - So it's only a second. Please - Sure... That's different. 1029 01:05:11,870 --> 01:05:13,830 - I'll check the backyard - I'm going upstairs... 1030 01:05:13,914 --> 01:05:15,874 I'll check the basement. 1031 01:05:16,750 --> 01:05:18,627 Do we have a basement? 1032 01:05:43,986 --> 01:05:46,280 We have to do laundry. God! 1033 01:06:01,211 --> 01:06:03,547 Oh, God! They yawn at him! 1034 01:06:05,465 --> 01:06:07,634 He can't have far. I'll call the police. 1035 01:06:07,718 --> 01:06:11,972 - I will call his parents -. Lf I'm Betazoid, I can feel him. 1036 01:06:14,391 --> 01:06:17,728 - This child - I don't know. What is your name? 1037 01:06:18,645 --> 01:06:19,771 Tony. 1038 01:06:22,107 --> 01:06:25,944 - Flash name is Tony -. Actually, the name Flash is Wally Barat... 1039 01:06:32,618 --> 01:06:37,081 - Why don't you wear a Flash suit - I don't want to turn on again? 1040 01:06:37,164 --> 01:06:40,417 - You don't? Who do you want to be - Tony? 1041 01:06:40,459 --> 01:06:43,253 - Listen to that? He wants to be Tony - He wants to be Tony... 1042 01:06:43,337 --> 01:06:47,007 That's good. You want to be Tony . Nice. 1043 01:06:47,090 --> 01:06:49,259 Tony, has a cookie. Have a fresh one. 1044 01:06:49,426 --> 01:06:49,551 What are you talking about? I love you I'm just not in love with you .. 1045 01:06:49,551 --> 01:06:54,264 What are you talking about? I love you I'm just not in love with you... 1046 01:06:54,473 --> 01:06:57,059 Fifteen months of therapy, is the best you can do? 1047 01:06:57,100 --> 01:07:00,020 That's the dumbest line I've ever heard. 1048 01:07:01,522 --> 01:07:03,774 My mother is right about you. 1049 01:07:06,401 --> 01:07:07,485 Wait. 1050 01:07:07,986 --> 01:07:10,947 For what? You think this will change You think I will change ?? 1051 01:07:11,031 --> 01:07:13,158 Do you think this is what I have in mind? 1052 01:07:13,242 --> 01:07:15,536 Being a 55-year-old man, living with his mother? 1053 01:07:15,619 --> 01:07:18,288 Do you think that's my idea of a good time? 1054 01:07:18,372 --> 01:07:20,583 I like passive-aggressive losers. 1055 01:07:24,169 --> 01:07:28,590 According to state regulations, child care centers in family homes... 1056 01:07:28,674 --> 01:07:31,719 limited to 12 children. 1057 01:07:32,344 --> 01:07:36,932 - We have a lot of space here for children - I don't make rules, I apply it... 1058 01:07:36,974 --> 01:07:40,227 You cannot have more than 12 children in the type of location. 1059 01:07:40,310 --> 01:07:43,355 So if we want to stay in business, we have to fire two children. 1060 01:07:43,438 --> 01:07:47,859 Unless you want to move to permanent facilities in another place, then yes. 1061 01:07:54,199 --> 01:07:56,410 So, who do we cut loose? 1062 01:07:56,785 --> 01:07:58,787 What about Becca and Jamie? 1063 01:07:59,955 --> 01:08:01,457 I can't do it. 1064 01:08:02,374 --> 01:08:04,334 We have to do something. 1065 01:08:05,043 --> 01:08:07,379 Why don't we get more space? 1066 01:08:07,838 --> 01:08:11,050 "Space The Final Frontier .." 1067 01:08:11,133 --> 01:08:13,844 I'm serious. Blasphemous women say we are not real . Let's be real. 1068 01:08:13,927 --> 01:08:16,638 Let's get more space, more kids, employ more people... 1069 01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:18,515 and giving this woman money. 1070 01:08:18,557 --> 01:08:21,477 - Large. Let's get a new room -. Yes, Final Frontier! 1071 01:08:21,518 --> 01:08:25,480 If you don't stop with "Star Trek", I will push you in a bush sticker. Stop! 1072 01:08:25,522 --> 01:08:29,985 No! I say that there is space available ". The Final Frontier" called 1073 01:08:30,736 --> 01:08:33,155 This used to be my home away from home. 1074 01:08:33,488 --> 01:08:38,243 Jerry, the person who owns this place, has the main collection of memorabilia. 1075 01:08:39,036 --> 01:08:41,372 Do you know what he has? Tricorder. 1076 01:08:41,914 --> 01:08:44,959 That Ensign Riley wore on "The Doomsday Machine". 1077 01:08:45,083 --> 01:08:47,377 Yes. I've never seen an episode. 1078 01:08:48,170 --> 01:08:50,547 I'm with him, not watching too. 1079 01:08:53,342 --> 01:08:54,844 Needs a lot of work. 1080 01:08:54,927 --> 01:08:57,888 That just means we can fix it how we want to improve it. 1081 01:08:57,930 --> 01:09:00,516 But we will need money to do that. 1082 01:09:01,350 --> 01:09:03,352 To make money, you have to spend money. 1083 01:09:03,435 --> 01:09:06,104 To spend money, you must have money. 1084 01:09:07,064 --> 01:09:09,149 "Rock for Father's Day Care. " Help us finance our new permanent home. " 1085 01:09:09,566 --> 01:09:12,527 Do you know what this means? 1086 01:09:13,111 --> 01:09:15,238 1087 01:09:15,948 --> 01:09:19,410 This is an opportunity to improve ourselves through a little healthy competition? 1088 01:09:19,493 --> 01:09:22,830 No, you stupid bubbleheaded This is a death sentence... 1089 01:09:23,163 --> 01:09:26,208 If they get their hands in a large enough space, they will destroy me. 1090 01:09:26,291 --> 01:09:29,377 They sell fun. I can't compete with fun. 1091 01:09:32,381 --> 01:09:35,509 I should have destroyed them early when they were weak. 1092 01:09:35,592 --> 01:09:39,554 This will be more difficult now, but I have no choice . I have to stop them. 1093 01:09:41,098 --> 01:09:43,142 How will you do it? 1094 01:09:43,976 --> 01:09:45,811 In any way needed. 1095 01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:04,872 Yes, ride a pony. 1096 01:10:06,123 --> 01:10:07,625 Pet goat. 1097 01:10:08,584 --> 01:10:11,170 Get the T-shirt made. Something to eat. 1098 01:10:11,795 --> 01:10:13,171 Enjoy music! 1099 01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:07,517 - They display "Run Logan", Friday... - Friday night at 8:00. 1100 01:11:09,686 --> 01:11:11,813 If you're not busy Friday night... 1101 01:11:12,856 --> 01:11:15,817 - maybe you want... - Yes, sure. 1102 01:11:16,401 --> 01:11:17,485 Large. 1103 01:11:17,528 --> 01:11:20,531 So we are talking, like, only dinner, shower, bed? 1104 01:11:20,572 --> 01:11:22,908 - Work - What ?? 1105 01:11:22,991 --> 01:11:26,119 You want me to sit so you can go to the movies, right? 1106 01:11:26,203 --> 01:11:28,872 Marvin, I want you to go with me. 1107 01:11:32,209 --> 01:11:33,335 OK. 1108 01:11:34,127 --> 01:11:38,048 - OK. Great - Alright... Here is your thing. 1109 01:11:44,346 --> 01:11:47,850 Thank you very much. Okay. This is it. 1110 01:11:57,276 --> 01:11:58,736 I don't think we should do this. 1111 01:11:58,819 --> 01:12:02,281 Jennifer, my love, there are winners and losers. 1112 01:12:02,364 --> 01:12:05,492 And if you want to be a winner, sometimes you have to play dirty. 1113 01:12:29,933 --> 01:12:34,187 I will show you. I will paint face first And then you paint yourself... 1114 01:12:34,313 --> 01:12:37,441 See? Put a little paint . And I will only... 1115 01:12:37,900 --> 01:12:39,443 What's wrong? 1116 01:12:41,111 --> 01:12:43,864 That's not painting! This is glue! 1117 01:13:04,635 --> 01:13:07,304 Can I have more from a delicious potato salad? 1118 01:13:07,387 --> 01:13:10,348 Have you tried that? Right. This is very good. 1119 01:13:13,227 --> 01:13:15,771 - What's the matter - Look? 1120 01:13:15,979 --> 01:13:18,857 And they go all except for pie. 1121 01:13:18,982 --> 01:13:22,652 Okay, but don't panic . We will only sell people's cakes, that's all. 1122 01:13:24,863 --> 01:13:26,990 Wow. Goats really love cakes. 1123 01:13:32,579 --> 01:13:34,706 Leave them for two hours. 1124 01:13:35,082 --> 01:13:36,458 You got it. 1125 01:13:38,126 --> 01:13:42,172 Everyone just takes a deep breath and let's go back for fun. 1126 01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:43,966 OK? 1127 01:13:58,647 --> 01:14:02,359 - How do we do it - We haven't even put a dent in it? 1128 01:14:08,448 --> 01:14:10,992 - Hello - Charlie, Jim Fields? 1129 01:14:11,118 --> 01:14:14,163 How will your vacation be ? No, I just pulled your leg. 1130 01:14:14,204 --> 01:14:16,957 Listen, friend, are you still looking for work? 1131 01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:19,876 I have a job for you, unless you have other offers. 1132 01:14:19,918 --> 01:14:23,130 No, that's really interesting. 1133 01:14:23,213 --> 01:14:25,257 But I have something happening now. 1134 01:14:25,424 --> 01:14:27,885 Before you say no, let me fax you through the proposal. 1135 01:14:27,926 --> 01:14:30,804 You can look at the numbers, You think about things... 1136 01:14:30,888 --> 01:14:32,473 then you go back to me. 1137 01:14:32,556 --> 01:14:34,933 - Yes - Okay .. Great. 1138 01:14:35,142 --> 01:14:38,062 Your greetings to his wife and daughter... Son. 1139 01:14:51,867 --> 01:14:54,745 Let me guess. You can't get child services to return... 1140 01:14:54,786 --> 01:14:56,079 so you do an inspection. 1141 01:14:56,163 --> 01:14:58,874 I'm sorry. I don't want to be crafty. 1142 01:14:59,082 --> 01:15:00,959 However, rule rules. 1143 01:15:01,168 --> 01:15:05,297 - Can I enter? I've a proposition for you. Yes, please do it. 1144 01:15:06,965 --> 01:15:11,428 Can I get some coffee or tea or water... 1145 01:15:12,304 --> 01:15:14,556 - or lizard eyes, maybe - Water will be beautiful. 1146 01:15:14,598 --> 01:15:17,267 - Thank you - Water... That's easy. 1147 01:15:17,559 --> 01:15:21,855 You don't mind tap water, do you We get out of bottled water? 1148 01:15:27,569 --> 01:15:30,072 So, Miss woman is blasted, why are you here? 1149 01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:35,119 You look smart, talented, very ambitious. 1150 01:15:35,452 --> 01:15:38,038 What do you do run a day care center? 1151 01:15:38,121 --> 01:15:40,540 Maybe I enjoy running a day care center. 1152 01:15:40,624 --> 01:15:44,461 Obviously. But is this really how you want to spend the rest of your life? 1153 01:15:44,545 --> 01:15:48,299 As an entrepreneur, You will have money, power, respect. 1154 01:15:48,799 --> 01:15:52,136 Are you going to throw away that all babysitting a group of 3-year-olds? 1155 01:15:52,219 --> 01:15:56,223 I said I would listen to your proposition I'm all ears, and I got something else to do... 1156 01:15:56,306 --> 01:15:59,309 - So, if you will be so kind... - Alright. Here it is: 1157 01:15:59,768 --> 01:16:03,188 If Daddy Day Care has to close, for whatever reason... 1158 01:16:03,564 --> 01:16:06,942 I will take all your children for the price you set. 1159 01:16:07,025 --> 01:16:10,320 Topflight education at rock bottom prices. 1160 01:16:10,779 --> 01:16:12,281 Think about this. 1161 01:16:16,201 --> 01:16:17,869 Now wait a minute. 1162 01:16:18,495 --> 01:16:21,164 You're blowing us from for Cotton Cotton Balls? 1163 01:16:21,248 --> 01:16:25,544 No, Cotton Puffs Candy . Apparently everything is my idea. 1164 01:16:25,627 --> 01:16:28,130 They will double my salary and let me run the division. 1165 01:16:28,172 --> 01:16:30,174 So, yes, I took myself back. 1166 01:16:30,257 --> 01:16:33,177 Please, if that's important to you. I mean... 1167 01:16:33,260 --> 01:16:37,014 Phil and I can We will only find other people... Right? 1168 01:16:37,514 --> 01:16:38,974 I will too. 1169 01:16:40,267 --> 01:16:44,521 This is worse than Spock when Kirk betrayed... 1170 01:16:44,563 --> 01:16:47,232 - on "Star Trek V" -. This is not like that. 1171 01:16:47,316 --> 01:16:51,320 Come back with us. Not in the letters section, but to be part of our team. 1172 01:16:51,361 --> 01:16:54,364 I don't want to be on the team I want to be in this team... 1173 01:16:54,448 --> 01:16:57,993 We think a lot about this, man This is a great opportunity... 1174 01:16:58,076 --> 01:17:01,079 No, this is a great opportunity here. 1175 01:17:01,163 --> 01:17:05,501 This business is one that has limits And we have reached them, okay. 1176 01:17:05,542 --> 01:17:07,878 Me and Phil, we have a responsibility to think about. 1177 01:17:07,961 --> 01:17:12,841 - We have futures to consider -. How about now? How about children? 1178 01:17:14,218 --> 01:17:16,178 These kids are fine before Daddy Day Care. 1179 01:17:16,261 --> 01:17:20,348 - They will be fine when it's finished. You say to yourself, Charlie. 1180 01:17:21,016 --> 01:17:23,644 I finally found a place where I adjusted... 1181 01:17:23,727 --> 01:17:27,022 where I feel like I'm doing something good, and you are just... 1182 01:17:27,064 --> 01:17:28,941 You only spoil everything. 1183 01:17:35,739 --> 01:17:37,699 It can't go worse. 1184 01:17:37,741 --> 01:17:40,953 If you think that goes bad, waits until we tell the kids. 1185 01:17:57,219 --> 01:17:59,012 Can I go to work with you? 1186 01:17:59,096 --> 01:18:02,558 No, you can't go to work with me, but you can come visit me at work. 1187 01:18:02,641 --> 01:18:05,352 And Dad will go home at night and on weekends. 1188 01:18:05,435 --> 01:18:10,023 - We will still have fun together -. Will Phil and Marvin still be here? 1189 01:18:10,148 --> 01:18:13,693 No, I'm sorry, little man . They won't be around anymore. 1190 01:18:14,528 --> 01:18:17,156 This is only for a while, right? 1191 01:18:17,239 --> 01:18:20,951 Then you will return and do Daddy Day Care again. 1192 01:18:22,369 --> 01:18:24,830 No, this is from now. 1193 01:18:24,913 --> 01:18:28,125 Daddy Day Care, we don't do that anymore, Ben. 1194 01:18:30,210 --> 01:18:32,129 Let me explain to you like this: 1195 01:18:32,171 --> 01:18:35,341 If Daddy does this, I can get money for us. 1196 01:18:35,591 --> 01:18:39,512 And I can use the money to take care of the house and buy food... 1197 01:18:39,595 --> 01:18:42,431 and clothes and toys for you to play with. 1198 01:18:42,806 --> 01:18:45,183 I will sell all my toys. 1199 01:18:45,642 --> 01:18:48,145 Why do you want to sell all your toys? 1200 01:18:48,312 --> 01:18:53,150 If I don't have toys, we don't need money, and you can stay with me. 1201 01:18:56,361 --> 01:18:58,655 I hope it's simple, Ben. 1202 01:19:02,159 --> 01:19:05,788 The development department will have the first sample ready next week. 1203 01:19:05,871 --> 01:19:07,956 Okay, let's kick around. 1204 01:19:08,290 --> 01:19:11,251 What do you think about when you think of cotton candy? 1205 01:19:11,335 --> 01:19:13,337 - Clown - Chocolate .. 1206 01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:16,173 Cavity. 1207 01:19:20,636 --> 01:19:23,347 I've visited the other side and I've seen it firsthand. 1208 01:19:23,430 --> 01:19:27,434 When children eat these foods, they crash down so hard they need air bags. 1209 01:19:27,518 --> 01:19:29,895 Do you know what the ingredients are for balls? 1210 01:19:29,978 --> 01:19:31,980 - Puffs -. They "blow." Forgive me. 1211 01:19:32,022 --> 01:19:34,650 Do you know what's here ? Red number four dye and sugar. 1212 01:19:34,733 --> 01:19:38,278 Do you know what? Charlie is right You can't ignore reality... 1213 01:19:38,362 --> 01:19:41,490 Parents will not want to buy this product for their children. 1214 01:19:41,532 --> 01:19:44,702 No, unless the children trample and shout... 1215 01:19:44,868 --> 01:19:49,498 and bang their little heads on the floor until blood comes out of their ears. 1216 01:19:49,581 --> 01:19:51,875 Charlie, do you have the numbers that I gave you? 1217 01:19:51,959 --> 01:19:55,129 Yeah, I have them here . Give me one second to... 1218 01:19:56,004 --> 01:19:59,508 We have an independent marketing company doing some preliminary research... 1219 01:19:59,550 --> 01:20:02,553 to sort out the core values of this product. 1220 01:20:03,095 --> 01:20:05,889 The subjects tested, are 2-6... 1221 01:20:05,973 --> 01:20:08,225 which year is the key brand... 1222 01:20:09,685 --> 01:20:13,939 - Charlie, you want to join us - Sorry about that, Jim? Yeah. 1223 01:20:14,940 --> 01:20:18,444 Why don't you tell everyone what is the core value? 1224 01:20:18,652 --> 01:20:20,988 What is the most important thing? 1225 01:20:24,700 --> 01:20:25,910 My child. 1226 01:20:31,290 --> 01:20:34,293 My child, Jim, is the most important thing. 1227 01:20:35,127 --> 01:20:38,088 And I think I made a big mistake. 1228 01:20:38,589 --> 01:20:41,675 And so, I stopped. 1229 01:20:45,971 --> 01:20:48,432 What did you do to me? You scared me. 1230 01:20:48,515 --> 01:20:51,226 - How about a marketing meeting - I stopped? 1231 01:20:52,269 --> 01:20:53,729 - What - I stopped. 1232 01:20:54,188 --> 01:20:55,981 - You stopped - I stopped and I felt great? 1233 01:20:56,064 --> 01:20:57,983 - You have to stop with me - I have to stop? 1234 01:20:58,066 --> 01:21:00,151 - You have to stop now - We only got here... 1235 01:21:00,235 --> 01:21:02,738 Do you want to feel how I feel ? Quit. Come on 1236 01:21:02,821 --> 01:21:05,324 - Quit - Get out with me! 1237 01:21:13,665 --> 01:21:17,127 You will not sell carrot suits, no? Children love it. 1238 01:21:28,388 --> 01:21:29,848 this thing... 1239 01:21:31,141 --> 01:21:33,268 not for sale! 1240 01:21:34,394 --> 01:21:34,436 A literal reader of text might say... 1241 01:21:34,436 --> 01:21:37,230 A literal reader of text might say... 1242 01:21:37,314 --> 01:21:40,567 the Goldilocks eats "porridge"... 1243 01:21:40,651 --> 01:21:43,445 because he is "hungry." 1244 01:21:44,112 --> 01:21:46,114 But what would Freud say? 1245 01:21:46,782 --> 01:21:50,828 Language skills are an important component of children's development. 1246 01:21:50,911 --> 01:21:53,789 They are part of the core curriculum here at Chapman. 1247 01:21:53,830 --> 01:21:55,749 If you follow me this way. 1248 01:21:56,875 --> 01:22:00,921 On the path of life, the right first step is very important. 1249 01:22:01,505 --> 01:22:04,591 With the guidance of our company, your children... 1250 01:22:04,883 --> 01:22:07,844 will take steps here at Chapman. 1251 01:22:08,136 --> 01:22:11,806 Our philosophy is that child is like a climbing vine. 1252 01:22:12,349 --> 01:22:15,561 With structures to stick to, and gardeners the right to tend to them... 1253 01:22:15,644 --> 01:22:19,648 - they will grow to the sky - That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard .. 1254 01:22:20,649 --> 01:22:23,360 We don't talk about plants, we're talking about children. 1255 01:22:23,402 --> 01:22:27,573 I know you don't want this woman trimming and cutting and weeding you 3-year-olds. 1256 01:22:27,656 --> 01:22:30,117 Some people feel uncomfortable with achievement. 1257 01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:34,788 No, what I'm not comfortable with is treating children like that adults. 1258 01:22:34,997 --> 01:22:38,584 If your children come here, they will be sad in four different languages. 1259 01:22:38,667 --> 01:22:41,545 Five. We start Portuguese in the fall. 1260 01:22:43,422 --> 01:22:45,633 how many languages do you listen to them on? 1261 01:22:45,716 --> 01:22:49,553 Have you ever stopped trying to push knowledge into their throats and just talk to them? 1262 01:22:49,595 --> 01:22:51,138 Listen to what they want. 1263 01:22:51,221 --> 01:22:53,432 They are children, they do not know what they want. 1264 01:22:53,515 --> 01:22:57,352 Yes, they know what they want All of them... And they are all different. 1265 01:22:57,394 --> 01:23:00,355 We take some time, talk to children, must know them a little. 1266 01:23:00,397 --> 01:23:04,526 - it makes a difference. This helps them. Please. Share your success. 1267 01:23:04,610 --> 01:23:08,781 Why don't you tell these people exactly how do you help their children? 1268 01:23:14,077 --> 01:23:17,289 Max here is a trained toilet now, okay? 1269 01:23:17,372 --> 01:23:18,623 - I did not miss - Right .. 1270 01:23:18,707 --> 01:23:22,211 - Dan Becca learns to read -. Yes, I do it. 1271 01:23:22,586 --> 01:23:26,340 And Crispin is the most polite child You ever wanted to meet. 1272 01:23:26,590 --> 01:23:30,052 - Thank you, Charlie - You are welcome, Crispin... 1273 01:23:30,427 --> 01:23:32,763 And I make friends. 1274 01:23:35,182 --> 01:23:38,310 Right, little man, You made a few friends. 1275 01:23:39,102 --> 01:23:43,898 At this time Daily Care Daddy is back in business. 1276 01:23:46,944 --> 01:23:51,824 - Don't be stupid. You won't make nickel - We might not be rich, but we can handle it... 1277 01:23:51,907 --> 01:23:53,867 Excuse me. Everything is correct. 1278 01:23:54,409 --> 01:23:55,911 How is it? 1279 01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:06,088 Every breast can run a child care center : It takes a family to improve some children... 1280 01:24:06,171 --> 01:24:10,884 - We will be family from now on -. Family? What a ridiculous concept! 1281 01:24:11,301 --> 01:24:13,345 We will just laugh our way to the road. 1282 01:24:13,428 --> 01:24:15,889 - Have a nice day - Bye, Miss woman is blasted... 1283 01:24:33,115 --> 01:24:34,825 Come on! Let's go! 1284 01:24:35,492 --> 01:24:38,078 Get it there! Come on! Let's go! 1285 01:24:41,331 --> 01:24:42,958 Come on! Lift! 1286 01:24:47,504 --> 01:24:49,548 - Everyone's hands are holding, right ? - Right. 1287 01:24:54,261 --> 01:24:55,387 Let's go. 1288 01:25:00,017 --> 01:25:01,644 "Daddy Day Care." 1289 01:25:02,352 --> 01:25:04,771 Jennifer, how come? 1290 01:25:05,147 --> 01:25:08,525 This is a really great place to work . You have to register there... 1291 01:25:10,194 --> 01:25:11,445 or not. 1292 01:25:14,948 --> 01:25:18,160 - Have a nice day, Miss woman blasted - That's good... 1293 01:25:27,544 --> 01:25:28,545 Stop! 1294 01:26:24,685 --> 01:26:25,728 Help! 1295 01:26:26,144 --> 01:26:27,312 Help! Stuck! 1296 01:26:34,027 --> 01:26:36,404 Alright, I'm coming What happened here? 1297 01:26:36,446 --> 01:26:37,489 Help! 1298 01:26:38,991 --> 01:26:40,326 I'm stuck! 1299 01:26:40,784 --> 01:26:42,286 Loser. 1300 01:26:49,877 --> 01:26:51,003 Loser. 1301 01:26:56,383 --> 01:26:57,759 Little man. 1302 01:27:00,554 --> 01:27:02,723 I would say this is not a bad tradeoff. 1303 01:27:03,182 --> 01:27:04,517 Yes, Father. 1304 01:27:42,095 --> 01:27:44,848 And, action. 1305 01:27:45,849 --> 01:27:49,394 We can spend... you know, we can't spend money without having it. 1306 01:27:50,062 --> 01:27:51,522 Wait one second. 1307 01:27:52,231 --> 01:27:54,191 What, are you being emitted? 1308 01:27:54,316 --> 01:27:56,026 - This is Captain Kirk - Here it is! 1309 01:27:58,779 --> 01:27:59,822 Action. 1310 01:28:00,072 --> 01:28:02,783 - What did you do to me - Pudding in my hand? 1311 01:28:06,161 --> 01:28:07,663 Okay, wait a minute. 1312 01:28:12,459 --> 01:28:15,921 - I won't push you on a bush sticker - You can't push me... 1313 01:28:16,004 --> 01:28:17,839 No, I will use a shovel on you. 1314 01:28:21,134 --> 01:28:22,135 Busy. 1315 01:28:22,219 --> 01:28:25,347 Some other children around here hang out with you. How is that sound? 1316 01:28:25,389 --> 01:28:28,684 - Look, you will have to work on it - "Mazel tov"... 1317 01:28:29,184 --> 01:28:31,520 Remember when you broke me yo-yo? 1318 01:28:31,937 --> 01:28:34,523 - I broke up... - And you never gave me a new one. 1319 01:28:34,606 --> 01:28:37,275 That's why you sent me to bed. 1320 01:28:37,401 --> 01:28:38,861 You have written. 1321 01:28:39,236 --> 01:28:43,115 No, I can't even write my letter. 1322 01:28:43,240 --> 01:28:44,742 What happened here? 1323 01:28:48,745 --> 01:28:52,415 You killed me. You really killed me. 1324 01:28:58,255 --> 01:29:01,759 This frying pan is made in the City of Brotherly Love. 1325 01:29:02,759 --> 01:29:05,679 - That's a good thing - Okay, Eddie... 1326 01:29:06,263 --> 01:29:09,308 They give you a little too much direction, right? 1327 01:29:16,607 --> 01:29:18,567 Okay, stop before you urinate on yourself. 1328 01:29:18,650 --> 01:29:20,694 - What is my line ? - "I'll sell all my toys." 1329 01:29:20,777 --> 01:29:22,904 I will sell all my toys. 1330 01:29:23,113 --> 01:29:27,075 I will say my other line again, because I messed it up. I said, "You..." 1331 01:29:27,284 --> 01:29:29,578 - Action - Okay, thank you !. 1332 01:29:31,121 --> 01:29:33,582 - Just leave it for a moment. There is - Thank you... 1333 01:29:36,126 --> 01:29:38,754 That's why I know we haven't been to the moon. 1334 01:29:40,839 --> 01:29:44,426 Miss said a blasted woman prepared me for my future. 1335 01:29:49,139 --> 01:29:50,849 - You're hungry - Yeah ?. 1336 01:29:52,726 --> 01:29:56,146 - What do you want to eat - A peanut butter and jelly sandwich? 1337 01:29:56,188 --> 01:29:58,273 Peanut butter and gelatin sandwich. 1338 01:29:58,440 --> 01:30:00,609 - I don't know. After this scene. 1339 01:30:00,651 --> 01:30:01,986 If I give you... 1340 01:30:03,195 --> 01:30:04,780 What's funny?