Sebastian, Sebastian, stops pouting.
Sorry. I'm really stupid.
You are not a marijuana. You just got lost.
All reports from your teacher say the same thing:
"Sebastian will make an extraordinary student if only he will follow orders."
I can't believe you feed school hamsters overdose Viagra.
I am testing the reproductive system for science experiments...
- and I want to see how big-- - Enough! Enough!
Fortunately for you, You moved to a new city.
You will have the opportunity to start a new one. It's time to change.
Speaking of formation, what is the situation of Mrs. Freeman?
I saw him losing weight.
- He looks good. - Thank you.
I have to tell you, is really great...
he did it for the community, censored books and everything.
Novel Catcher in the Rye really messes me up.
Mrs. Freeman knows what is best for young minds.
Which arrived at my point.
I wonder what you planned was doing with my file?
- It's not profitable and-- - And...
You would prefer if I didn't continue to your new school.
I've been thinking long and hard about it...
and I decided to send it.
I mean, if you really change, you will rise above your past mistakes.
How can I thank you, sir?
Now, you have a plane to catch, and I have some work to do.
So, you just remember, Sebastian:
The future is what you get from it.
The future is what I get. The future is what I get.
Understood.
I will never forget you, sir.
Yes, yes, right, right.
Sissy.
Ed Freeman.
What have you done, are you a jerk?
What's wrong, pumpkin?
Have you ever seen my photo in the school yearbook?
Uh, yeah, you look amazing.
Great? I'm naked, you idiot!
Fuck.
I am the laughing stock of the community. How can you let this happen?
You little little shit! You will pay for this!
Ed, I hate you!
Fuck!
Don't think you will go with this action.
- So where did you go? - New York City.
- And I send your file! - For you.
- Thank you. - You're done!
See you later.
- Sebastian Valmont? - Yes
I will take care of the driver, sir. Your family expects you.
Which apartment?
Entire building, sir.
Of course. What I am thinking?
God!
Sebastian Valmont to see you, sir.
- Ah, nice to meet again, kid. - Nice to see you too, Father.
How is your mother?
Oh, Dr. Rappaport thinks he will do it in rehabilitation for the long term.
Thank you for accepting me. You know, the orphanage is not my thing.
Don't think about that.
Man, you really hit the mom's code this time, Pops.
Sebastian, I want you to meet love in my life.
This is Tiffany.
Well, this is fun to finally meet you.
I see you have your father beautiful blue eyes.
Thank you.
Gosh, how little precious kitty do you have.
Do you want to caress it?
Another time. Sebastian, meet Kathryn.
I've heard a lot about you. Welcome to family.
I always want brothers, but they're sold out at Bloomingdale's.
- Is that real Steinway? - I will not play anything else.
- Can I? - Be my guest.
Kathryn is a great pianist, Sebastian.
Very?
cute.
I think it needs adjustment.
Mother, Sebastian must be hungry. Shouldn't we check dinner?
I think it's a good idea.
I'm very glad you will start Manchester with me tomorrow.
This is an extraordinary institution...
- with extraordinary teachers. - Great.
Kathryn is the president of the student body.
Don't forget the president from the French club.
I live for extracurricular activities.
Chairperson of student body? I think you are a second year student.
me. I believe it should not be impeded in achieving one's goals...
only with someone's year paltriness.
- You mean "scarcity." - Excuse me.
Well, paltriness implies it's not important...
but actually it's because you don't have the age which shouldn't hinder you...
from reaching your destination.
Be careful with the SAT words. They can be deadly.
Thank you.
Isn't Kathryn the best, kid?
- Yes, he really is a peach, Father. - I love you, Step father.
I'm a little tired of all trips. Do you mind if I submit?
Not all of them. I know you have it big day in front of you tomorrow.
I will show you to your room.
Hey, you little bastard. What are you doing?
- I don't-- What? - Do you hear me? Get it there!
Don't mess with me.
I see...
he beat you on the piano, he beat you in vocabulary.
I think I'm exaggerating you.
And don't sulk. That is a sign of weakness.
Yes, mother.
No, everything is fine. I just checked you, ma'am.
Listen, I promise I'll take care of you, right?
Well, I'll talk to Daddy and take you to better facilities.
At least he can do it.
I love you too.
- What are you-- - Let's fix something!
I might not fool you, but I have great things happen with rentals.
I don't have a curfew, they never bother me about my homework...
and I got a five-digit allowance.
No one-- and I mean no one pun-- is about to threaten lifestyles enakku...
especially not two-bit bumpy losers.
- But-- - I don't want to hear it.
Now, for the school, you away from my face...
and we will be fine, but if you pass me once...
I will bury your butt, understand?
Alright. I'm glad we can do it this little discussion.
Hmm Not bad.
- What's the problem? - This collar is too tight.
Oh, I guess you are just used to wearing a mesh shirt where you come from.
More SAT vocabulary builders?
For your information, this happened was my orientation speech.
Who are you oriented to?
Please, more stupid.
I am the chairman of a student organization.
Ivy League School eats this extracurricular event for dinner.
What do you know about the Ivy League school?
Stop!
Gordon Anderson-- looks good.
Help me. Pretend not to know me.
God, you are so beautiful.
- Excuse me? - Oh, I said you are beautiful.
Thank you.
Sorry, but what do you mean? by saying that?
- What comments? - That I'm beautiful.
- Yes, right? - Well that's how it is.
I mean, no, no, but--
Forget it.
You are very strange.
I know.
Are you here to see headmaster?
Yes. I heard he was really a joke.
I don't know.
The principal will see you now.
I have to say that for years in education...
I have never seen an file like this.
4.0 GPA, president of several clubs...
snowboarding all stars for your area...
as well as some luminous letters from your teacher...
including your former headmaster.
We are very close, he and me, sir.
- Yes, that's the most impressive. - Thank you.
Maybe a little too impressive.
Thank you.
Besides that, I'm sure it's active young people like you...
will be a good addition here in Manchester.
- Thank you, sir. - Please come in.
You have a number of grammar, but there is nothing to be criticized.
Thank you, honey.
Sebastian, I want you to meet my daughter, Danielle.
Both of you are in the same class.
You look familiar. Have we met?
No, I don't think so.
Are you sure?
It must be someone else. Well, I'd better go.
Nice to meet you, sir. Ma'am.
- Good luck, Sebastian. - Thank you sir.
- Looks like a good kid. T you think? -We will see later.
With our alma mater we will grow Greetings to you O proud stars
Greetings to you
Manchester
Sit down.
We will now hear from your new student president...
Kathryn Merteuil.
Fellow students, lecturers, administrators and custodians...
I personally want to welcome each and every one of you...
for what I think will happen Manchester's proudest year.
- He is inspiration. - I am considering...
each and every one of you...
a member of my Manchester Prep family.
By saying that, I feel it is our responsibility to...
reaching and receiving all new students...
as a member--
And accept all new students as--
- Calm yourself, people. - Please.
As I said, I consider each and every one of you...
a member of Manchester Prep-- I'm
- Are you okay? - Sorry. It happened when I was nervous.
Guess I only need to fix gum.
Continue. You are great.
Thank you. Again, As I said...
I consider each and every person from your members...
from my Manchester Prep family.
By saying that, I feel that is our responsibility to reach out...
and accept all new students--
Someone! Someone did something!
Someone called 911 or something.
Good, Danielle.
Bravo!
Great.
Right. Saves me Cliff Notes Synopsis....
who can tell me what this means?
Mr. Winkler.
Jekyll is a doctor...
and he developed this herb which changed to...
Edward Hyde, the bad side.
Gosh, does that answer suck.
Now come on, I know you have it in you.
What themes can be discussed here?
Miss Sherman.
I think Stevenson is talking about human duality.
Humans have good and evil in themselves.
If a human cannot suppress his crime instinct, he must be destined.
- False! - Want to explain that?
There is no place in the novel Stevenson did mentions goodness for evil.
In fact, quite the opposite.
Jekyll really loves Hyde that he protects him from the world.
He protects Hyde so he won't hurt anyone.
Please. He likes to hurt people.
- Then why did Jekyll commit suicide? - Where was said in the book?
- End! Mr. Utterson found his body. - Utterson is stupid.
- You mean stupid. - Alright alright.
Stop that, both of you.
Wow! I lost my mind...
or do we just watch an intellectual argue in this class?
Although I do not agree with your conclusion, Mr. Valmont...
I really appreciate your crooked viewpoint.
As for you, Miss Sherman...
I think you can be a little more tolerant of other people's opinions.
Hey, friend, welcome back. Hey, Rene, nice to meet you.
Principal Assistant Mueller!
Steve.
I thought I told you Don't call me by my first name.
- We need to talk. - Later. I am busy.
- Stop it. - I said, we need to talk.
What is that?
Did you see something wrong? I have a gym.
You know I hate the gym. We Merteuils don't like to sweat.
What is this "Us Merteuils" bullshit? You are a student. Try acting like that.
- Excuse me? - Look, Kathryn, rules are rules.
- Sorry, but you go to the gym. - I see.
- Really? - Yes. But this is rather strange...
Because it violates the rules for someone your age to seduce minors...
like you did to me this summer at the Hamptons?
Now you know that's not entirely true. That's you who seduced me.
You know you are right.
That's me who seduces you.
But again, who will the school council believe?
That's my words to you.
Think about that, Steve. Something like this can destroy your career...
not to mention your marriage.
But I think if you can bend the rules are a bit, so am I.
- I will see what I can do. - You are the best.
Meeting of the Manchester Tribunals will now come to order.
- Kathryn Merteuil leads. - Thank you, Blaine.
Fellow students prosperity and popularity...
I welcome you for the first time this year Manchester Court meeting.
As your new leader, I promise to do my best...
to get rid of geeks, losers and disadvantages...
and throwing their fat ass out of our school.
-Here's the latest shipment, Mrs. Failure. -Thank you.
Can you save it back for me? Thank you.
- My Lord! Chicken cartoon? - Hi.
- Are you okay? - You scared me to death.
- You dropped this. - I didn't drop it.
Yes, yes, but it's okay.
Sexual curiosity is no need to be ashamed.
I am not shy, and I have a very healthy sexual curiosity.
Very?
- So what are you doing here? - I work here.
Do you think you can take 15 minutes break and join me for coffee?
I really want to, but unfortunately I have a lot of work to do here.
Mrs. Gagin, do you mind if Danielle joins me for a coffee break?
Please, please. There is nothing to do now.
- Thank you. - You don't stop, right?
Whatever happens with "being nice to a new child at school"?
- Fifteen minutes. - Go away.
Next.
Michael Keen, a new student. Former BMOC from junior high school.
Don't let bad pimples get in your way, though. His father has a Coliseum.
Let's give him a face and see if he can score several front-line tickets to the Hole concert. Next.
Sebastian Valmont, second year. Edward and Corrine child.
- Continue. - I can not.
She's a transfer student, and I don't have more information about her yet.
Do you not know anything else about him? He is your half brother.
I only knew him for a day. He is really a loser.
I mean, he shop at Gap.
Stay with him and see what you can find.
- Will do. - Next.
Cherie Clayman, new student.
Princess Hubert and Rabbit. Annual family income--
OK?
$ 850 million.
- He is richer than Kathryn. - I heard it.
He has a 1.3 GPA, and not only is he a virgin...
but he never even kissed a boy before.
Okay, this girl is a Teletubby that runs...
just begging to be made example from.
I think I will supervise this personally.
When I succeeded with him, he would the first prostitute in Manchester Prep.
Next business order: complaints. Yes, Lauren?
Well, it looks like we are having a little problem with a new school chef.
Mr. Washington seems to think sushi is...
is an inappropriate food to grow girls and boys.
All who support sending Mr. Washington...
back to the hot dog stand, say aye.
- Aye! - Aye.
Okay, goodbye, Mr. Washington. Hello, Mr. Yakamoto.
So, what do good girls like you do in arrogant schools like Manchester?
This is called free lessons. Besides that, it's not as bad as it seems.
My father took the place a year after my mother died.
I'm sorry.
Your turn.
Good. People separated ten years ago. You have a drug problem.
And everyone thinks it's the best if I move with my father.
You hang out with him?
I don't really know him. He is in his fourth marriage.
- For Kathryn's mother? - Yes
I know this is not polite, but how does it feel to grow with all that money?
Yes you know, I'm only one day into it.
Sorry to disappoint you, my dear, but Richie Rich, I don't.
And I think I'm the only one in Manchester.
Have you ever felt it are you being watched?
- Yours? - hers.
Here it is, silly goose. I'm looking for you everywhere.
Hi, Danielle. How is the bookstore used?
- Don't let him get you. - She does not.
Maybe it makes me not cool, but I don't care what your stepbrother thinks of me.
Actually, I think that makes you really cool.
Well, I'd better go. I don't want him to make me take a ride home.
- Thank you for coffee. - Yes I'll call you later.
- But you don't have my number. - Do not underestimate me.
Don't underestimate Kathryn.
- Let's go. - See you later.
Bye
A pleasant first day, hindering?
That's great! This bitch gum sticks to her hair.
Touching?
Hi.
Cherie, that's Kathryn, from school. No, I don't hate you.
In fact, I only pointed at your brother.
Can you come out tonight? This is a school event. Big!
I'll pick you up at 8:00. Goodbye, honey.
You are dating that girl Who spit gum in your hair?
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Come on, Kathryn. He is just a new student. Choose someone of your own size.
Like you? In time.
So, you have something for a boring virgin.
Danielle is a virgin, huh?
Be careful, Kathryn. I am better at this than you.
Ooh. You really have a backbone.
- Don't force me, Kathryn. - Every time you want to start a war--
I will still consider it.
Yes!
Good night, Mr. Sebastian. And what about your evening program?
Not bad, Henry. Not bad at all. Where are the people?
Dinner with a sheikh. Cook has prepared your food.
Will you take a shower before or after dinner, sir?
- I don't really think about it. - Very good.
Whatever I can do to make your night more relaxed. Whatever, tell me.
Thank you, Henry.
This way, sir.
Please make yourself comfortable. Ganter prepares an amazing sweetbread mousse.
This is like having dinner at Adams Family.
Guys. Hello? Anyone?
Yes sir. Is everything okay?
Henry, I think I'll get something later, go out or something.
Okay, sir. If you need a car, let Frederick know.
Sure.
No, not at all like that.
- Well, of course, I miss you. - Is it true?
We will be together soon. I promise.
- OK. - What do you use?
- Only-- Edward! - I have to go.
- I don't hear you knock. - I do not.
- That's my accountant on the phone. - Wow!
You must have a very close relationship.
Now, look, kid, Don't make me regret asking you in Well, I see that old habits die hard, or, in your case, don't die at all.
I am your father, and I demand that he be treated with respect.
- A man has a need-- - Look, Daddy, let me go, melodrama.
But, words of advice?
You get a pretty good thing here. I will not mess it up, if I am you.
You know, Sebastian, I really like this father-son chat.
You are a real example.
Will you sit there!
Thank you, Moose.
Shut up, loser.
One mineral water, one ice tea.
It doesn't feel like like ice tea.
This is from Long Island. Here, have another.
- What's the latest, Kathryn? - Me, as usual.
Court, I want you to meet Cherie Clayman.
How are you, Cherie?
Excuse me.
I think we should postpone to the women's restroom.
- But I don't have to go. - I do.
So, what do you need to help me? Ow!
- Want more? - Not.
- Back in a flash. - Right.
- So how do you know he likes me? - I can see it in his eyes.
If you say that. So, what should I do?
You have to let him make love to you.
But I have never seen it to first base with a man.
Well, so we will start with first base then we will continue.
- OK. - Well.
- Ready? - Ready.
- That's easy. - Okay, we'll try this again.
This time I want you to close your eyes.
The court will stick its tongue in your mouth.
I want you to massage his tongue with yours. Well?
Ready.
You are a fool! This is $ 300 pants.
I'm sorry.
God! Stupid bitch.
He hates me.
There there. Shh.
- Hello? - I told you not to underestimate me.
- You can't be trusted. - Thank you.
Oh come on. TV series MASH is much better than the movie.
- If you say that. - I do.
What time is it now?
- It's 10:30. - Gosh, we've talked for more than an hour.
Whoo Call the police.
Ha ha. I have to leave immediately. Homework.
Hey, listen, what are you doing on Saturday?
I am looking for a tour guide to show the sights.
Oh, I can't, I have a plan.
Come on, you have to save me from me psycho stepsister. At least a few hours.
Listen, don't you think it should be like that take this slower?
You know, I don't really know you and--
Take what is slow? I didn't ask you to date.
- I just want to make new friends. - I know, I'm not--
- Man, are you arrogant. - No, I'm not arrogant. It is just--
- I have to go. - Hello? Hello?
Always make an impression.
- Psiko's half brother? - Afternoon.
Night. Oh, he shot you.
On the contrary.
So what's on the agenda? Matinee of The Lion King?
Man, you really have it for him, right?
It must really burn your ass with all your money and your popularity...
he still has nothing to do with you.
Face it, Kathryn-- he beat you.
How dare you talk to me like that, you bastard?
Well, this is fun.
Unfortunately, I have some work to do, and you have to throw up.
Anyway, it's a very large salad You have dinner.
- Are you spying on me? - Oh, my God, I eat croutons!
We'll see who gets the last laugh, brother dear.
Oh, no, I'm sorry!
That's all my fault. I don't think. I will get it. I will clean it. Sorry.
No problem. No problem.
- Stop crying. -Only, don't tell anyone.
What's this, Ben Hur? Did they hit you here?
Please don't tell anyone.
Min Lin, relax.
Christ, it's like God damn Godzilla movie.
- Do you know the routine? - Seducing.
And destroy.
Shut up.
Mm, very good.
Who are you? And you?
I'm Sarah, and this is Gretchen.
We've slept on Kathryn, and we're a little late.
Do you mind if we share your bathroom?
- Yes Yes, be my guest. - Thank you.
Ooh, give me loofah.
Hey.
So, what year were you?
- We are seniors. - Cool.
How do you like Manchester, Sebastian?
Nya--
This-- amazing--
- What can't be trusted? - Difficult extraordinary.
- Of course. - Shake hard. Down, kid.
So, you girls?
Prefer kissing cousins.
Whoa!
Slippery when wet.
So, you see Danielle Sherman?
Who?
Oh, yes, yes, try it.
- She's a sweet girl. - You will be a great partner.
Too bad you will do it miss all the actions.
- What is the action? - Oh come on.
With the exception of Danielle, Manchester Prep is a virtual brothel.
When the school motto goes...
"If you don't snort, suck it."
- Be careful. - He vomited.
But you don't need to worry because you will date a principal's daughter.
No. I do not think so.
- See you on campus. - Ring toss.
Score.
Yes!
Thank you for, you know, sharing.
- Here, Sis, I will dry you. - Thank you.
Dirt.
Breakfast is late, My skirt is mussed...
and I need a car last night.
- I'm sorry, Miss Merteuil-- - There's no reason!
Now, just because my mother is out city doesn't mean you can relax.
Every time, every supervision, will be reported.
Good, you haven't left.
What is this? Saddam talking to the troops?
- Allow me, sir. - No, it's okay, Henry.
There, there, sir. Watch carefully. The perfect Windsor is an art.
- Bad night last night? - There are peas under my bed.
- I will check it out, sir. - No, Henry, that's great. That's ten.
Can we leave now, or do we send Kapoor to our place?
I almost forgot. This is your benefit.
What is this? Annual? Half year?
- Weekly, of course. - This is amazing.
The rest, sir. That's what I like to call crazy money.
Yes, crazy.
Unless you use it to make someone happy.
For Windsor and his advice.
Thank you, sir. Thank you very much. Very good.
My tutor is in French? My tutor is in French?
Danielle! Gosh, am I glad I found you?
Look, I failed in French, like tres flunking.
- Last quiz: D-minus. - Have you ever studied?
Of course, I study like crazy, but it only enters one hole and exits the other.
- Well, I hope I can help you. - You can! You can teach me.
Mother says I can pay you, except that is like too insulting...
because, you know, we have money, and you are the daughter of the principal...
and the principal makes, like, nothing.
Thank you.
Guide me, please, please. I will pay you $ 200 per hour, $ 200.
Stop. Of course I will teach you. Money is not a problem.
Speed will be fine. Lord, why is that everything must be about money?
Because it's cool.
- Do you hear the telephone? - Yes
Oh wait. It sounds like coming from here.
- I don't have a telephone. - You do it now. "Reply me."
Oh, my God, it's so cool. Is this your birthday or something?
- Hello? - Do you like telephone?
Maybe I, if it comes with an explanation.
That's right.
I think I might real feelings for you.
- This is Sebastian Valmont, isn't it? - Wait a minute, okay?
- Sorry. - Not you. His.
- Who is he? - Listen, I can't do this from the telephone.
But this is a good cellphone. Digital.
- Where are you? You can't go too far. - Look down.
Oh, it's Sebastian Valmont.
Don't move. I came there.
- Move, Einstein. - Sebastian!
Where are you?
- Close your eyes. - Why?
- Trust me. Close your eyes. - I will look silly.
Close them now.
Danielle, wait!
That's like they say: The best plan sometimes sucks.
Miss Merteuil.
- But I can't get out of the gym. - Gym, huh. Ballet, no.
Well, there must be something I can do to change your mind.
I think you have the wrong person. Now go to ballet.
Mr. Erwick.
I am very clear. If something is going to continue between us, you have to keep me away from the gym...
- and ballet. - I can't do anything, okay?
Hargrove called me to his office. He is suspicious, I can hear it in his voice.
- Why do you think that? - Well, I'm not sure.
Discipline Committee, of course.
You stutter and stammer like a fool who is really whipped...
and then when you choose, it's clear You choose the way I want you to choose.
But that's what you want me to choose. Oh, my God, I'm a mess.
You are always one step ahead of me. I don't know what else to do.
This is a dirty old man's catch-22.
Shut up, Steve. Take control of yourself.
I can't. I fell apart.
My wife doesn't change me anymore, My children hate me. I just have to stop.
Stop crying. I will return to the gym and ballet.
- Will you? - Signs of reason are just a test.
That day will come when I need you for good-- great goodness--
and you will do it without question.
Of course. I adore you, Kathryn.
Worship works best kneeling, Steve.
Please be quiet. I tried to imagine I was with someone interesting.
Sorry.
Hello!
Anyone!
Oh, my God, he's terrible.
If it's so bad here, why don't you just stop?
This is permanent work, sir.
This is a good address. We can go down in the 50s!
Or worse, Scarsdale.
The woman there drives me crazy!
All the time sent me to the market looking for gefilte.
My father-- fisherman for 20 years--
he never caught a gefilte.
What is gefilte?
- Three Kings. - Humans!
- That beat my two pairs. - I have bullshit.
The house is full, jacks are over three.
You win again, Mr. Sebastian.
You know, Henry, I really hope you will stop with the "master" thing.
But sir, this is your title. This shows privilege.
Yes, well, what have I got?
I poured all my money into a gift and didn't get the girl.
Danielle hates my treasure or hates her or something.
Maybe this isn't my place to talk, sir.
No, Henry, please. I am desperate here.
Well, maybe he didn't want to feel it like he was being bought.
- Do you think that? - I do not know. Women are complicated creatures, sir.
It's been my experience, sir, that women are more interested...
in the soul of a man than in the trap.
What happened here?
I have to ring and ring. And where are you, Frederick?
I hijacked you four times.
I have to take a taxi. Taxi!
Sorry, we just--
Get out of here, all of you.
And you can be very sure my mother will hear about this.
- No, he doesn't want to. - What did you say?
You did not tell anyone about this.
This is my idea. I ordered them to play cards.
And drinking Mother's property appreciates 1939 Neufdu Pape?
Great year. Blitzkrieg, right?
Don't be smart.
Whether you realize it or not, you are still a guest in this house.
You know, you treat people like this shit. No wonder they don't respect you.
We pay them for their services, not their respect. Maybe one day you will learn it.
And one day you will realize that they are human.
Give me a minute here.
The party ends.
You know, I don't understand.
Look, if you hate your mother a lot...
why is working so hard being like him?
Is that what you think I'm doing?
Well, you obviously tried to prove something to someone.
There is nothing this means, except...
unless there is a large amount of pain and suffering behind it.
You think you have so much weight, have to come to this strange house...
with weird people-- try growing here.
Try to spend every moment of your life just making up just being here.
- That doesn't make sense. - No, no, right?
Do you feel out of place, Sebastian? Do you want to adjust?
Guess what. Me, too.
What a mess.
- Hello. - Sebastian? That's Cherie.
Overview of Info. Danielle really, fell in love with you.
Crazy falling in love with me? He hates me.
- Every move I make is a wrong step. - Yes, but he told me things...
Every time he thinks of you, every time he sees you, he becomes moist.
"Moist"?
His eyes-- he shed tears in it.
But look, time is running out. You must move now.
He'll be in town tonight-- dinner with his favorite aunt, at Riverside Cafe.
I think if you go there, bare your soul--
There are no prizes. He hates the money. Hello?
Street players close.
Now you know all my secrets.
How do you know I'm here?
No. Already know. Cherie blabbermouth.
A strange girl, but if you go beyond all "really" and "oh, my Gods"...
there are true truths there.
- I have to take the train. - Let me join.
I will make sure you go home well.
You can come as far as the station and only if you can do it without speaking.
Not another word-- that's my condition.
Conditions accepted.
Alright alright! Stop! I give up, good? We can talk. Stop playing the object.
You know, I think this is the most romantic city on earth millions of foreigners meet in restaurants, parks, sidewalks--
the romance that is born every five seconds, every heartbeat.
I mean, God, is this a great city or what?
This is exactly what I'm talking about. You spout the BS continuously.
Only because I can't say what I really want to say.
- Say it! - Well.
I want to know what happened in school, on the page.
I kiss you, and you just run away.
I'm crazy about you! I try everything I can to make you like me.
Be yourself. Honest. Why is that so hard?
I don't know. Maybe I'm scared.
You know, I'm new here, right? New in this city...
new in school...
stay in a house full of from wo...
and I don't have friends...
at least, which I can trust.
And I'm confused.
God's honest truth, I am in a state of eternal confusion.
So what are you afraid of?
Lost my train. See you at school. Bye
As you know, your mother came home tonight.
And you want me to keep quiet about playing poker.
I don't like these ideas Sebastian puts on your head.
- I mean there is no disrespect. - Well, I'm offended.
Leave. I will finish it myself.
Min Lin, wait.
Why don't you know each other and , like with Sebastian last night?
- Do I have to? - Come on, this will be fun.
Here.
I will jump right. Where are you from - China, Japan?
Cambodia actually.
Cambodia - beautiful country. And when did you come to our United States?
My family fled via Vietnam.
Finally, we 120 stuffed with into a boat the size of your pantry.
Oh, my goodness, that reminds me of this When in Denver, we came home from Aspen.
The first class room is crowded. We almost have to fly the coach.
Anyway, so your family fled Khmer Rouge?
There is nothing subtle about the shadow of the rouge.
See? We have many things in common.
Will there be anything else, Miss Kathryn?
No, that's all.
I'm glad we did this, isn't it?
Oh yeah. Very enlightening.
Grumble.
You make all your pronouns mixed.
"Nous" is "us." "Vous" is "you."
Unless it's someone you're crazy, fall in love...
in this case "tu," like you and Sebastian.
I swear, it's with the phone-- it's really cool.
I mean, if that's the case me and some people--
I will chat there on the spot.
Oh wait, am I showing my doodle?
- Excuse me? - My doodle, my sketch.
Wow.
- You have talent, Cherie. -Just say:
I mean, do you really like it? Is this?
- Is that the real one? - Like I know what that is.
Knee weakens, mouth becomes dry...
You feel a little tingling in that particular place.
He is very slippery, very sure of himself.
I have a lot of problems trust him.
He can't come out and talk to me, says what he really feels...
and neither do I.
Okay, chapter three.
Read the translation from the first part.
"Love is a great melting pot where men and women are combined together. His lover is a priest, who is slept with a shaking sacrificial virgin." A priest and a virgin?
It hurts!
Move. Move.
- Hi, Mr. Nagao! - Hello, lady!
I made a special eel and roll it today.
Very sad about Mr. Washington.
I mean, the fact they found dead rats at that careless Joe student.
He won't succeed again.
So, you never told us how it went with Cherie.
- Do you bury it? - Say he is heading towards destruction.
- Everything is set for this weekend. - What are you talking about?
Uh, yeah. I told my mother how nice we were...
and he invited you and your mother for our nonfat latte.
And your mother told my mother You can sleep.
I got a new Hanson album! Okay, I have to go.
Gordon Anderson promised to show me one-eyed snake, whatever it was.
Okay, see you later.
Wow, Kathryn, You really showed him.
Don't talk. Don't say a word.
Now it's my turn to explain.
All I do is subvert you about being honest...
when I can't do it myself.
The kiss on the page, Sebastian-- is more than a kiss.
- I will say. - No, let me finish.
You see...
it's my first kiss.
I want to be perfect and right and with the right boy...
and, while you might be right kid, the rest is totally untrue.
I'm making you shy.
I embarrass myself.
Because I know you are used to women with all these experiences...
and you might have kissed the girl forever...
and that's me afraid to tell you.
I happen to think is amazing, okay?
So you are not right up front and honest. Join the club.
I want to be perfect...
not the tail end of some jokes.
Does that make sense?
Yes.
You know, some things can't be corrected.
Some things have to happen spontaneously, like kisses.
Like our kiss will have now.
Say something, fast.
I can't.
I have to go. Last bell.
Okay, but...
just retreat so I know you didn't run away.
That's amazing--
only valuable.
How long have you been there?
"I have never kissed a boy before... I mean, the right boy...
and you might have kissed the girl forever."
You have to feel like a terrible drug, leads to the anxious poor girl.
You don't know what you're talking about.
Here are predictions: A few weeks from hand grip and chaste smooching...
and you will be very bored and horny You will mess things up.
Of course I can clean him from the map tomorrow....
but I think I will let this little romance just blink on its own.
I like that girl, okay? I like it very much. Do whatever it takes to mess it up, and I'll mess you up.
Nobody ever threatened me.
I just did it-- or did you not listen?
- You realize this means war. - Then fight.
Fun.
Well, I feel sorry for you, I really...
but Byron must be prepared every day at 3:00.
Now, you just need to reschedule your daughter's birthday.
Now, I want him to be burdened and ready to drive when I arrive.
Don't let me wait. Idiot!
There is a new student in Manchester-- Cherie Clayman.
Is he dead?
- I'm sure you don't like it. - I can't stand it.
She's actually very sweet, so I turned it into a school whore.
- Well, he's now your best friend. - Why?
Don't say you hit Claymans for donations to Manchester.
Sorry, ma'am. I think this is a good idea.
- The Claymans will join us at 7:00. - You invited them here?
Mother, they're from California.
Kathryn, I need this.
Only 20 million more and we can rest is milled at the Tiffany Merteuil Library.
Well, it looks like you're a woman enjoying yourself.
You must be tense, Sebastian.
Yes, fine, you also if you fail to exercise.
I mean, who ever heard of fence as a sport?
Maybe massage will help.
I have never been massaged before.
You can have my desk. I am suddenly not in the mood.
"Mycket," not "myckesh."
Kathryn, if you won't say it right, don't say it at all.
That only makes you look stupid.
Thank you for correction, Mother.
Now, excuse me.
I think I can get used to this.
Hi.
Puppies die, puppies die, puppies die...
old nuns in their underwear--
I think you will leave.
- Is that Sonja or Ingrid? - This is Tiffany.
- I hope you enjoy your massage. - I think I'll go take a shower.
We only have a little time together, Sebastian.
We cannot be happy families if we don't know each other a little better.
You are right, ma'am. We have to talk again, ma'am.
With your father working on a yacht a lot, I will have plenty of time for you.
You know, a few nights he didn't even go home.
He likes cruise ships.
I'm glad he found something he's very committed.
Now, the right woman will do that.
- And you think I'm the right woman? - Certainly. He's a changed man.
Of course, he changed. Without me, he is still like that in Miami giving charters for geriatrics.
Not money, that's you. He loves you.
You're a smart kid, Sebastian. You seem to understand your father very well.
I hope so.
Likewise me, because if you are wrong, you both will end up on the streets.
He scolded me.
- Oh dear. Oh, it tastes very good. - Oh, yes, you like that, huh?
- Daddy, are you here? - Damn it! Shit!
Hey, kid, how are you?
- Already in bed? - Oh, it's just a catnap.
What are you doing?
Oh, I'm just looking for a cat.
Here, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats.
I hope you don't recommend I'm having an affair.
- I don't recommend anything. - I'm your father...
and I will not be treated like a criminal!
Criminal.
You can cheat me.
And behind the door number three we have--
- Hello. - Sebastian, I like you meeting Lilly...
my first partner.
Lilly, I'm Sebastian, Edward's son.
Oh, God, you have your father's eyes. Are you a Libra?
Let's cut it right for the chase, Can we?
He offers to sail to you in the whole world, right?
How do you know?
Leave now, or you are punished for a week.
- Did he tell you that he was married? - I will tell you. I am waiting for the right time.
You lie to me?
More mistakes. You see, he is very sick.
I may be single every day now.
Go to hell!
Sebastian, do you think you can help me here?
Alright alright, . I know we talked about this...
but you are a man, and you have to understand--
You have to understand.
It's not just your life anymore, Daddy, it's mine too. Don't mess it up for me.
Right. You can rely on me, kid. The key, please?
You know, you make your bed. Now lie in it.
Well, this sucks.
I don't believe I'm so stupid.
I really think your dad likes me.
That's not your fault.
He is the master of deception. He should be in the Pathological Liars Hall of Fame.
Is he in the Hall of Fame?
- Forget it. - Can I ask something?
- Sure. - Why do men like jerks?
I mean, is it genetic or something?
You know, they promise you the world, that you are for them...
and that their wife doesn't understand them anymore.
And I fell every time.
I'm like a mat. They always come and go...
and come and go, and come and--
My life sucks.
Lilly, you don't need a man Being happy.
If you are not happy alone, you will not be happy with other people.
You are a very attractive woman. You can have whoever you want.
You just have to wait for the right man to come.
- Do you think I'm attractive? - I think you are beautiful.
You are very sincere.
You are not like your father at all.
Good. Glad you noticed.
Do you want to go back to my house?
I really want it, but I have an oral report because it is in the morning.
Oh, I'm great at ORALS.
- Yes - Try me.
No thanks.
Listen, I'll split up. Are you going to be alright?
Yes, I will be fine.
Psycho.
I lived in Fresnomy all my life. Les too.
But we want more for Cherie, so when Les sells biz...
we decided to move to the Big Apple.
And how did you find Manchester?
Oh, no problem. Our driver - he took me there.
He asks you if you like it, baby.
Oh, yes, this is the best. And Kathryn has been, like, very good.
You know, some girls-- they told me to stay away from him...
like he has Permanent PMS or something.
Ew, dirty! But he's already, like, really great!
I know he will be like that very famous.
- Oh, I'm not as popular as you are. - "Popular" is very boring.
What matters is school spirit, and nobody has as much as my mother.
I did a little work for the school fundraising committee.
You are very simple.
Mother has collected half of the money needed for the new school library.
How much money have you collected?
Well, he almost doesn't have to do anything. Parents practically throw it at him.
Why did they throw money at you?
Because the charity smiles by a woman who has lunch.
Society, Cherie. Do you know - social ladder?
Oh yeah. My mother said now we are rich...
we have to start climbing it.
- Ow! What? - Isn't he valuable?
- Will you excuse me? Sorry. - Of course.
So, how much money do you need?
Oh, I didn't invite you here to discuss fundraising, Bunny...
but if you want to make a contribution, we will definitely consider it.
Very? Wow, thank you.
With pleasure.
Oh, hi, honey. How was your day? I can explain this.
No need to explain. I know you love my mother very much.
Yes. Exactly.
And Sebastian and I are getting closer.
I know you will never do anything to destroy our happy home.
- Oh, no, never. - So, make sure it's still happy.
I want you to take Mother for dinner at Au Troquet for tomorrow night's dinner.
I will make a reservation at 8:00. 8:45 a.m., the accordion player will pass your table.
When he did, ask for the Rolling Stones' "Under My Thumb".
Mick Jagger makes Mother all hot and disturbed.
-Jagger. Understand. - When he listens...
tuck this on his finger, then kiss him - eight seconds, without tongue.
Do you get all this? After dinner, grappa-- one glass--
then bring him home, make love to him-- two Viagra-- any questions?
Just in case, I have written everything for you.
Now, who is your favorite daughter?
You are.
Too bad.
Morning!
A beautiful day, isn't it?
Bite me, rich kid!
Ah, New York-- beautiful city.
- You look amazing. - Thank you.
- Do you have everything? Are you ready? - Yes
Listen, you have to take money, only if you need a taxi, miss the train--
- Don't worry, Daddy. I will be fine. - Come on, this is my job-- worry.
- What's wrong? - There is no. Just thinking of your mother.
- Continue. Have fun. - Well.
- Goodbye. - Goodbye.
Sebastian thinks you like it better than the train.
Wow.
I'm really excited. You know, I'm a little nervous.
- I've never ridden a horse before. - Do not worry.
I won't let anything bad happen happens to you.
If I like it, then I will tell Dad to buy me a horse...
then we can spend it every weekend together.
You will like it. I promise.
Very good, Cherie.
Back to the horse now. I think we are ready to try further leaps.
I don't know. He keeps sending me away.
Alright. If you will be timid...
I think we'd be better back to basics-- Manuela?
A nice horse.
Good. Now, use stirrups...
I want you to push up and down in the saddle - called a post.
Now we need to add back and forth.
When you hit the saddle, pushes back, then advances.
Up and down, back and forth, faster, faster.
Good. This time I want you to to really grind the saddle.
- OK. - Up and down, back and forth...
faster, faster.
- How does it feel? - Well.
Up and down. I think I got it.
- Posts are fun. - Faster, faster.
Very nice.
Are you okay?
I have never felt better.
Now I know why girls like horses.
Wait.
I don't know if I'm ready for this.
- That's cool. - Forgive me.
It's just yesterday that my first kiss...
and now you are practically touching my breasts.
At this level, your penis will be in my mouth at lunch.
Does anyone want to have lunch?
I'm kidding. I am kidding.
Listen, Danielle, we can take this as quietly as you want.
I like you. I don't need to rush.
That's not my problem. I want to be in a hurry.
I'm tired of being the only virgin in second grade in Manchester.
Did you tell me that everyone in the second class did it?
Well, it feels like that.
I don't know. Ever felt like you fought with yourself?
- Constantly. - I mean, there is one side to me...
what you want to drop me here and tear my shirt.
Then there is the other side of me that thinks I have to wait until I get married.
Which side should I choose, Sebastian?
Do you really want me to answer that?
Come on, be my friend.
Listen, Danielle...
I know exactly what you experience.
We all have two sides. I struggle with my dark side every day.
But that's me first.
Believe it or not, I want you to thank you for that.
You showed me that it's fine being a good person.
How dark is your past?
Darkness.
I think--
I thought I fell in love with you.
But I'm afraid to take the risk of getting hurt.
- I'm also afraid of being hurt. - Listen, let's make an agreement.
We will slow down, and we won't hurt each other.
God, we sound like that the television series that was canceled.
You don't have to do this.
I want to.
Hello?
Hi daddy. I know, I'm late.
Tell Aunt Gloria we can still make mass 2:00.
Yes, I'll call you when I get there. I love you too.
- Do you have to go? No problem. - Sorry. Contact me later?
- Sure. - Well.
- Noodle. - See you later.
Oh, my ball.
- This is something you might like. - Dolce.
How about you? Do you bring real fur?
No, all our feathers are artificial.
Of course. Animals - how ridiculous I am.
I think you will be here.
- What's wrong? - It's about Sebastian.
Give me the poop.
Your stepbrother has enough past boxes.
I mean, the fact that he was able to do it paid for overnight shipping people...
and change the school file?
That's impressive even by my standards.
- That's just the tip of the iceberg. - It's done well.
Cash or fees?
- I'll arrive in one hour. - It sounds good.
The new James Van Der Beek film plays in the city.
Perfect. Are you sure your father won't mind?
No, he's out of town tonight. Only me and Mr. Whiskers.
- "Mr. Whiskers"? - My vagina, silly.
Okay, alright, see you later. OK. Bye
The virgin's school is alone with her pussy, and I took her to see Dawson.
God, I have become a criminal.
- I think I misjudged you. - What are you talking about?
How do you get this?
I have my way.
- Kathryn, I'm trying to start-- - Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, please.
Give me a story, bro.
Oh dear. I think something like this...
can destroy you reputation of cleaning in Manchester.
And the school psychologist's report about your mother-- that's too bad.
How will he pay for rehab when I tell me the mother where some of the money goes?
- You play with fire, Kathryn. - Poor Sebastian's mother will be...
homeless and eat leftovers out of garbage.
You don't know what I can.
Yes I understand.
I read your file.
That changed me.
- Damn it. - Go to see Danielle?
Let him get out of it!
Looks like we've got sensitive place.
Do you really think you can change, Sebastian?
Facing it: You and I are two of a kind.
We have not deducted for good deeds.
I know the practice.
You will date Danielle...
maybe sleeping with him after-- what - do you think eight months?
And then you will be bored, and you will break his heart.
Why don't you just avoid it from pain?
And what do you do? Dating you?
We can be a good team.
What do you plan to do with my file?
Do I feel a merger in the air?
Maybe.
You realize you are my stepbrother.
You know what they say about incest.
Are there lines that you won't skip?
Only one: never in the ass.
That's a good line.
Bradys have never been that good.
- I can't do this. - Not with your pants.
- I have to go. - You are fucking pussy!
- I have to get out of this house. - What, is this about Danielle?
You don't understand, Kathryn. I love him.
- You have funny ways to show it. - Damn you. I will not let you damage me.
Don't you see? You cannot change.
- I can try. - Well, you will die trying.
- Hello? - Hello, Danielle?
- Sebastian, you're soaking wet. - We have to talk.
Well, enter before you get pneumonia.
Here.
Thank you.
What's wrong?
I don't know, this--
No problem. You can talk to me. Go slowly.
I'm just-- I feel like I'm losing it.
You know, I have to get out of New York. I have to leave school.
That's Kathryn, isn't it?
I don't think I can beat him.
Sebastian, do you believe in higher strength?
- Yes - Do you believe that love beats everything?
- Yes. - Do you believe in our love?
Yes. That is the only thing that makes me stay together.
- So you believe in our love? - Yes, I believe in our love.
Because I sure do not.
What?
idiot.
Bravo.
- I told you I could do it. - I should not have doubted you.
Don't tell me You bought that virgin bullshit.
No, I saw you. You and your father.
What he doesn't know can't hurt him.
I am the daughter of the school principal.
Little angel father must maintain appearance.
- Holy shit. - Oh, not like a baby.
You don't really think You will win, right?
- You are welcome to join us. - Hmm?
You know what they say: Company two, three is a pleasant burden.
If you can't defeat them...
Who said you can't beat them?
Share and share the same.
Sebastian-- Now you will have something to write. Danielle.
- Herzog. - Oh, shit!
- Are you okay? - I am doing fine.
Oh, you really have to try be more careful.
Thank you. Oh, my bike!
Can we offer you a ride home?
Sorry. My mother said I was not allowed ride rides from strangers. Oh, you are.
I just went to Danielle's house.
- I'll take care of the bike. - Well.
- Oh, thank you very much. I owe you a lot. - No problem.
- This is Debbie, right? - No, Cherie.
Whatever.
You know, Debbie, has anyone ever told you : Can you be a model?
- Really? - Yes
- Too bad you're not sexy. Very? - Bull! I can be sexy. Uh huh.
Alright. Show me sexy.
Very good.
That's my special place. Suci shi