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I'm having a sexy soiree.

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This is a home based business
multilevel marketing that I do,

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sell
Lutheran approved sex toys to married women.

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Wow, this excitement is felt
with you as a woman today.

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You know, actually can
Do you hear me without a microphone?

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- Yes, sitting here
- I think so. Okay okay

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Alright, sexy soiree is a Lutheran-based company.

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This is a Lutheran marriage aid.

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This product is for
marriage only.

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... and I have to tell the truth here.

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Pauline and I actually don't use the product.

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I wasn't even allowed to
see the product.

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I'm Sharon Solfest and this is my sister, Pauline.

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I'm Pauline Solfest.

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Well, you know, this is the first time

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in the history of Van Rookle farms,

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which began in 1945,
this is the first time

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there are two sisters, two finalists...

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We don't like to say this is competition.

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- because we don't compete
- Because we don't compete  We... from different categories.

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And this is a fluffer whip.

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Stop that, I'm not married.

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My recipe is a chocolate cake mixture.

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This, well, is very brown.

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Sprinkled with delicious Graham Graham snacks,

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.... Graham's chocolate crunch.

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Then, sprinkled with fondant, like icing.

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- And...
- Smooth.

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So smooth.
Very mousse.

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It's like pudding / mousse.

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And then chocolate chips,

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ordinary chocolate chips,
milk chocolate chips,

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white chocolate chips,
and then candy.

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Chocolate chip Butterscotch.

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Butterscotch chocolate chip,
Thank you.

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This will give you a seizure effect.

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This...

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You know, pretty much
the way you want.

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- Yeah.
- What do you need, like Novocain

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or some kind of topical, uh,

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- Numbing agent to use it?
- Not me...

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You know, you're a medical professional  so you know more about that than me.

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This is where I work,

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in the care of seniors.

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And that is the most fun thing in the world for me.

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- This is Mrs. Burress.
- I can't find calm all night long!

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What is the order?
In your bedroom? Bitch!

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I get paid eight hours a day,

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but I can sometimes be 14 hours.

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because I really enjoyed it.

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I'm a nutritionist.

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I mostly take care of soft food  because that's what
can be digested here.

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Hey, don't swallow the spoon too.

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Ah, put it on me...
Alright.

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- In vegetables, no one enters it.
- Nobody ever.

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I thought, "Alright, I'll put cream in corn."

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This is corn cream for
lactose which is intolerant.

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Made with a mixture of
ja-mocha, which...

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You know, this is a non-milk creamer.

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Right, cream corn,
non-dairy creamer.

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Those who can't do it,
You know what's happening

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If you can't digest milk.
That is a situation...

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- well, you know, they have...
- that I want to get out during the third shift.

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This is my life, you know
I work here 14 hours a day.

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I go home
and take care of my father.

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I don't have much time.
I do not have a lover.

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So my fiance, Lars
Hagerbakke and me,

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love each other.

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Um, we met at the theater
blue earth community

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producing doll fashion

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I was adopted by the Hagerbakke family.

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I'm very, very Swedish.

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- I mean...
- the most Swedish

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Actually, his mother, Ingalo,

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always say, "you know what,

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Lars are the most Swedish

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of everyone in our family."

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He makes food...

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All recipes
Kaka soecker,

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- that's my favorite
- Soecker kaka,

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which is our favorite.

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We like it very much.

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It's like, can you get
a kaka soecker?

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- No no.
- I don't think so

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I really wake up  with a foul-smelling kaka in my mouth and happy,

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- if I can.
- He will be happy  That's how he wants to wake up.

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Uh, Lars and me

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has made a commitment
for the holy bond.

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Our sacred bond
We save ourselves

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for marriage agreements  And we've been together,
it's not easy.

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Can you describe your life together?

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This is the first year of the Van Rookle farm  has offered a prize of
one million dollars,

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which is very amazing

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Shh! Please!

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Don't be too noisy because
I'm being interviewed.

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The more ingredients you use
Van Rookle

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at... umm, on your plate,

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the better chance
You win.

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So for example,
instead of using,

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You know, like beef,

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You can use Van farms
Rookle imitation, um, kernel meat,

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and the best thing is

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it doesn't need to be cooled first.

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So it will stay fresh everywhere...

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You can be like, "oh honey, you dropped that grain."

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Like, "oh, just leave it there,

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We will take care of it later, no problem."

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So what's the point
that will happen?

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is that all 50 contestants

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will come through that door,

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and we have
contestants from all over the country.

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One of these things is like Noah's
here, at the cook's place.

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Uh... women and this year,

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one person, our first male contestant.

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And we have a contestant
African American

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This year, finally.

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And we...
It's nice to have it.

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It's nice to have it.
That doesn't matter to us.

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I don't know who
will be a problem.

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And God said...

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I brought the people of Egypt.

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All Egyptians.

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Honor your mother and your father, God said.

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Now I want to respect my mother.

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I want all of you to know Briggs's sister,

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Our sister, Briggs,

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has just been selected
as a finalist

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on Van farm
Rookle cook-off.

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Like manna from heaven,

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The bread will be delivered to us.

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You know I can make bread.

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God has given
5,000 bread and fish.

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Well, he will give me.

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My name is Ladybug Briggs.

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The reason they
call me ladybug  is because I like insects.

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Now I'm not wearing my fingernails

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because this is weak and I
use tensoplast

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to hold it back.

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I like insects

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because they gave me luck,

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like they will take me

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for this cooking competition

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in... um...
For va...

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What's the name?

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This, uh, ranch
Van Rookle cook-off.

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To cook on the Van Rookle cook-off.

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Now I have, um, become a cook  maybe around 12 years.

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Mark, Mark, you're on camera.

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Oh well.

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I will karate if they
look for someone like that, only...

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- They are not looking...

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All right, you know, it's my son, Mark,

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and if someone needs someone to practice karate, he is great.

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Yes.

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And I am his eldest child, Thaddeus Briggs.

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- Yes, Thaddeus This is my son
- Rev. Thaddeus Briggs.

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- That's right.
- Rev. Thaddeus Briggs.

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But he's a priest, he's also...

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Um, what are you doing?

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- I'm a lawyer, mama.
- A minister and lawyer.

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You've seen the winner.

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The millions of dollars winner is here now.

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- Mother?
- Yes dear?

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Look at this

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there are people who are allergic to those things.

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And I have a beautiful scooter.

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I have a carpel tunnel

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and people don't know that the carpel
tunnel is moving.

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Tell them, Thaddeus.
It's at my feet  and makes my legs weak.

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There!

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Anything else you want to know?

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Do you know what? We can...

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How many kidney stones have I passed?
Hah?

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Why is my right butt a little higher than the left?

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I became upset.

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These people are all... me...

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- I know, it's okay.
- Too many cameras.

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Too many white people.

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I can't stand it, Thaddeus.

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They will meet a celebrity guest judge.

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They will hear the rules.

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And of course,
my favorite part,

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lighting from a ceremonial
oven,

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the same as the Olympics.

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It's kind of "haa"

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You know, a kind of moment.

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When I "haa," I mean,
like a lot of cheering.

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That sounds weird.

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Match days will arrive soon.

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Will and I come along as 'tootin' cowboys.

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Being a mother is the hardest job ever.

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- This is very useful, but...
- The only thing that might be more difficult is selling insurance.

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I don't know if you've been familiar with insurance matters,

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but it's brutal

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I didn't take part in Vietnam,
I'm too young,

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but that's how it is.

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That's crazy
Half my time, I sell,

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half my other time explained it to my staff.

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- this... ugh
- No. Yeah, nine to five.

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I'm a finalist.

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This is called a multi-layered
anti-oxidant

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rainbow gelatin Dee-light.

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This is science
and also nutrition.

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- Nah-
- if we win this,

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oh my God, a million dollars.

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Well, I plan on going to the end of the spa for a weekend for myself.

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You know, I mean, my whole day.

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I mean, I also want
to enjoy all day for me.

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But, um, I'm too busy busy earning a living.

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- Is there good news again?
- Yes, I'm pregnant  Oh, hey.

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He talks, "Why don't you do a vasectomy?"

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And I'm like, "uh, because that
is part of my body

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I really care and I won't let the knife to take it."

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All our children, if
You can believe this,

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everything is born...
I fully use contraception.

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I mean, honestly,

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I'm afraid to sleep in the same bed with him again.

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- Just when I saw it
- "do-do, do-do, do-do..."

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This is what we call the ring of fire.

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This oven is used

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for the last stage of the competition,

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and this is for
seven finalists.

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This is the official Jumbotron Van
Rookle farm.

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Basically what will happen is
that Morty Van Rookle, is very sad,

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He... this is the first time in
40 years he can't be here

266
00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:52,891
because he was undergoing surgery
bypass four times,

267
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:55,827
But he will supervise us from Jumbotron.

268
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:59,164
Remember, I can see you from here, okay?

269
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,967
Looks like you are in a
bed here with me.

270
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:05,036
- This is very good.
- Morty Van Rookle III is,

271
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,906
um, he's like... a father figure to me.

272
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:10,875
Because I no longer talk to my real father.

273
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:21,386
I'm the owner / creator of
dougherty and daughter realty show,

274
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,855
and I won it.

275
00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:26,291
I'm not a finalist, but I won  the entire contest a few years ago, and now...

276
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:30,662


277
00:15:30,664 --> 00:15:33,231


278
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:35,800


279
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280
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:41,840


281
00:15:41,842 --> 00:15:45,076


282
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:47,946


283
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:52,417


284
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:56,221


285
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,857


286
00:15:58,859 --> 00:16:02,961


287
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:05,130


288
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:08,266


289
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:12,837


290
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,873
yachting for the next day

291
00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:16,274
I don't think it's wise, baby.

292
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:18,777
I will contribute around 50 percent.

293
00:16:18,779 --> 00:16:20,445
No, I think that...
We will talk about it.

294
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,887
- We will talk about this later.
- Right, but...

295
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:26,217
We will definitely go on a cruise tomorrow.

296
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:28,687
This all starts

297
00:16:28,689 --> 00:16:30,055
when I won this cooker's contest

298
00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:32,023
and I use most of that money

299
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:34,125
to start the cruise tomorrow

300
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:37,028
to celebrate with my child.

301
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:39,064
I want to get some of your photos  for my small photo album

302
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,765
One of my goals today

303
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,034


304
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:46,805
is to teach some of these members,

305
00:16:46,807 --> 00:16:49,040
um, lessons about care.

306
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,709
Your pants sag, my darling.

307
00:16:50,711 --> 00:16:52,143
I can see your ass  It's not actually in Connecticut,

308
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,913
- So we charter their bus from New Jersey.
- New Jersey.

309
00:16:54,915 --> 00:16:58,483
Honey, I can't see your eyes.
Say, "jizzle jizzle."

310
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:01,953
Now everyone
says, "jiggy with me."

311
00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:04,189
For most of them, they have never even seen water,

312
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,391
and so we will do it

313
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,893
experiencing a lot of possible things
they never did again.

314
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:11,463
One, two, three, cheese.

315
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:14,365


316
00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:34,152


317
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,787


318
00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:37,889


319
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,358


320
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:45,263


321
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,866


322
00:17:47,868 --> 00:17:52,804


323
00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:55,774


324
00:17:55,776 --> 00:17:59,878


325
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,980


326
00:18:01,982 --> 00:18:04,783


327
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:13,892


328
00:18:13,894 --> 00:18:15,360


329
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,061


330
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:20,064


331
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:25,036


332
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,508


333
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,844


334
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:34,179


335
00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:35,280


336
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:37,048


337
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:39,050


338
00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:41,920


339
00:18:41,922 --> 00:18:43,922
Ooh, hoo-hoo.

340
00:18:43,924 --> 00:18:48,960
Uh, don't shake your head too
often because it's not a mask,

341
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,595
- that's your head  - There is no reason to shake your head, you know.

342
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:53,832
- And you?
- I'm Richard Pasternack

343
00:18:53,834 --> 00:18:55,834
This is my wife, Patty.

344
00:18:55,836 --> 00:18:56,868
Patty, hi.

345
00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:58,102
Oh my God, you have enough...

346
00:18:58,104 --> 00:18:59,304
Oh my God, you have fat.

347
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,972
Oh, here it is. There he is.

348
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:03,608
Ayooo... Ayooo... Ayooo...

349
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:06,277
Okay bye.

350
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,952
Hi, welcome to la Casa Merado,

351
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,891
home from the farm
Van Rookle cook-off.

352
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:22,861
Sharon Solfest, this is
Pauline Solfest.

353
00:19:22,863 --> 00:19:24,395
- Lars Hagerbakke
- Pauline Solfest,

354
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,030


355
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:27,599
I'm in the category of
vegetables in the cook-off.

356
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:29,033
Okay, that's one.

357
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,435
I have one standard room

358
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,203
for Sharon Pauline Solfest.

359
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:35,340
No, I'm Sharon and Pauline.

360
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,242
Two rooms should be.
We are engaged

361
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,010
This will be a little
of our own time,

362
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,945
- a romantic getaway.
- Actually,

363
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,547
we think about
the real possibility,

364
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:45,016
Maybe make love later.
But what I will tell you.

365
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:48,887
If this hotel only provides one
room, we will accept it.

366
00:19:48,889 --> 00:19:52,357
The decision to keep
chastity until we get married

367
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,158
That is definitely the goal.

368
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,627
I mean, I think it's really wise to know someone  actually out there
before I get married,

369
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:59,297
You know, adaptation.

370
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:03,234
from inside.

371
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:05,470
Where do you want Lars to be in bed?

372
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,672
- No no.
- There.

373
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,374
No, I choose.

374
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,542
- Let me use the folding bed.
- Oh dear, that's crazy

375
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,645
I don't mind
sleeping on a rollaway.

376
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:15,346
It's impossible, as a real man,

377
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,348
I'll go to bed with you  with what I want to do to you in front of your sister.

378
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,517
So it's better, for our convenience,

379
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:22,553


380
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,923


381
00:20:24,925 --> 00:20:27,091
I'd better sleep on a folding bed.

382
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,060
We can put the Bible among you.

383
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,329
Do you remember the story of the little boy and the kaka?

384
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,665
Yes. He likes this story.
He says it all the time.

385
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:36,067
Now, this is a good story
and this is a good story for our relationship.

386
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,303
He mixes the egg and the little boy tries to eat it.

387
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,605
"No, wait."
Flour, he tried to eat.

388
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,273
- "No, wait." Sugar.
- "No, wait." "No, wait."

389
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,608
"No, wait." "No, wait."

390
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:46,544
"Wait until kaka
soecker is ready."

391
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,579
And I want to wait in our relationship  until Kaka Soecker is ready.

392
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,481
Well, I'm willing to wait for Kaka Soecker

393
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,417
If you are willing to
wait for kaka soecker.

394
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:55,286
I have to wait.

395
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:56,487
Wee, muffins... aah!

396
00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:02,160
That's it, Muffin Man!
Same as on TV.

397
00:21:02,162 --> 00:21:06,164
- Now, Mr. Swazy...
- Sweezy.

398
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:08,399
That's what I said.

399
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:09,434
There's a muffin here.

400
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,436
The Ladybug Briggs cake
will be the determinant.

401
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:15,239
- They will win
- OK

402
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,307
We will have the first

403
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:17,976
African American winners

404
00:21:17,978 --> 00:21:20,044
from Van Rookle cook-off.

405
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:21,312
Of course, we don't know.

406
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:23,681


407
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,083
We know this will happen, but...

408
00:21:25,085 --> 00:21:26,751
I am a master there.

409
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,252
I speak good technique,
do you know what I say?

410
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:29,387
- I know.
- OK

411
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:31,522
Slightly down,

412
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:35,259
just a little, like, leads to what our marriage will be.

413
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:37,729
We haven't even slept together.

414
00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:40,331
Do you know when in college,
they call me full throttle,

415
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,066
and that's for one reason.

416
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,002
I don't have media.

417
00:21:44,004 --> 00:21:45,470
I don't have lower teeth.

418
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:49,440
I can't imagine being
like this close to you, sleeping lying down...

419
00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:54,345
- Yeah.
- Without doing f-u-l-l throttle.

420
00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:56,147
Don't get me wrong,
I will always love,

421
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:57,515
At this time,

422
00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,617
I tore it like a Christmas package,

423
00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:01,252
but I can't do that

424
00:22:01,254 --> 00:22:02,553
- I have promised myself

425
00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:04,422
that I will keep this sanctity

426
00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:07,158
I mean, I want this woman,

427
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:12,263
um... every day, uh...
all day.

428
00:22:12,265 --> 00:22:13,765
- But I...
- And at night

429
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:16,367
- And at night.
- Every day and overnight.

430
00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:19,670
But I have to
really hold back

431
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:23,374
from the thing that destroyed all the
that I have done.

432
00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:26,411
Is it strange if I put the sheets here

433
00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:29,514
and hang it on
between the two beds?

434
00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:33,785
I shouldn't
release my head.

435
00:22:33,787 --> 00:22:35,453
Is that correct? Is that a rule?

436
00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:39,223
I think I just broke the rule, but for TV,

437
00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:41,092
That seems like a good reason.

438
00:22:41,094 --> 00:22:43,528
This is Muffin Man

439
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:48,066
and Humans Muffins are our favorite
mascot wearing a mask.

440
00:22:48,068 --> 00:22:49,834
Use it again.

441
00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:53,137
So yeah. I'm sorry, so
the muffin man can't talk.

442
00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:55,073
Muffins are muffins.
So we don't talk to Muffin Humans.

443
00:22:55,075 --> 00:22:58,443
We just... you can just hit the muffin man's stomach.

444
00:22:58,445 --> 00:23:01,679
and he will giggle,
and he is delicious.

445
00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:03,448
I see...

446
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:06,350
Cassandra, you are a contestant...

447
00:23:06,352 --> 00:23:07,785
It must be really exciting right?

448
00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:10,321
Your hair is very beautiful.

449
00:23:10,323 --> 00:23:13,291
To be a great chef, like me, you need that passion.

450
00:23:13,293 --> 00:23:16,828
You need skills
from inside and instinct,

451
00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:18,496
and I have it
It's all in my bones.

452
00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:20,832
It's in my DNA, and unfortunately,

453
00:23:20,834 --> 00:23:24,135
Cassandra gets my DNA
from my ex-husband.

454
00:23:24,137 --> 00:23:26,137
- I lack passion
- He must be.

455
00:23:26,139 --> 00:23:28,239
- I'm more like my father
- you know, he does have it

456
00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:30,408
One small muscle full
passion there somewhere

457
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:33,177
for caregivers, and he goes
with the little nanny,

458
00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:35,113
and now we realize that
we don't need men.

459
00:23:35,115 --> 00:23:38,116
Men leave. Man left. That is what my mother always taught me.

460
00:23:38,118 --> 00:23:39,283
- Men go
- Men go

461
00:23:39,285 --> 00:23:41,252
Men leave. They go.

462
00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:43,821
Are you a contestant with
Van Rookle farms cook-off?

463
00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:45,490
I've been in the past.

464
00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:47,125
Oh really? Tell me about that

465
00:23:47,127 --> 00:23:49,760
Now, my name is Daneel Kuhar,

466
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:52,196
which I'm sure I might
not have to tell you,

467
00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:54,465
because I was in the
competition three times

468
00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:55,800
and then after you
do it three times,

469
00:23:55,802 --> 00:23:57,435
You are no longer allowed to do it.

470
00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:58,736
- Three times and you're out
- No.

471
00:23:58,738 --> 00:23:59,837
Well, three times and then

472
00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:01,539
You are the last dazzler, so...

473
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:05,610
Dazzler past Dazzler past
Right.

474
00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:08,646
I put out all the
stops in the Idaho cinema

475
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:11,616
Because there is a woman
there, Daneel Kuhar.

476
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:14,652
He is not a person who is
good, and so is...

477
00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:16,821
It becomes important for us to win the spudtacular.

478
00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:18,856
He set the potato salad on fire.

479
00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:21,259
Which, you know, is more difficult to do
than you think.

480
00:24:21,261 --> 00:24:24,228
It's not that easy to make a burning potato salad.

481
00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:26,831
Wear this beautiful
American bikini with yellow ribbons,

482
00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:29,534
welcome troops back to the American chest.

483
00:24:29,536 --> 00:24:32,770
S-h-a-r-o-n.
S-h-a-r-o-n.

484
00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:34,405
- S-h-a-r-o-n.
- Yeah.

485
00:24:34,407 --> 00:24:36,174
He will win the cook-off.

486
00:24:36,176 --> 00:24:39,944
Um, I'm here to support my darling, the love of my life.

487
00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:42,413
His name is Del Crawford.
He will win  with the coco nutty dream bar,

488
00:24:42,415 --> 00:24:43,881
Del Coco-nutty's dream bar.

489
00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:46,217
You will cook this damn thing,

490
00:24:46,219 --> 00:24:47,485
You will win
one million dollars  and that's what it is for,

491
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:48,619
and then Sharon Solfest
can suck it.

492
00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:50,354


493
00:24:50,356 --> 00:24:51,589


494
00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:54,258
- Do I contribute to the recipe?
- Right

495
00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:56,727
No, I don't even want to go near the kitchen when it's being roasted.

496
00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:59,397
- I move away.
- No, that is part of the rules.

497
00:24:59,399 --> 00:25:01,232
And is this a very big check?

498
00:25:01,234 --> 00:25:03,334
- I mean, the size.
- Oh yes, this is a good check.

499
00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:04,735
This is one of those
big and crazy checks.

500
00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:05,970
- They gave it to you.
- That is good.

501
00:25:05,972 --> 00:25:07,438
Yes, you can stand
on the podium,

502
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:08,673
You get a lot of
confetti thrown at you.

503
00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:09,874
You can enjoy your day in the sun.

504
00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:11,676
Some of us will never have it.

505
00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:13,277
I want a big check.
I don't want to confetti.

506
00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:14,645
This will bring
the world by storm,

507
00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:16,480
This is the recipe that he
came up with.

508
00:25:16,482 --> 00:25:18,883
Wow, love story on the farm
Van Rookle cook-off.

509
00:25:18,885 --> 00:25:20,818
There's nothing more
good than that, right?

510
00:25:36,602 --> 00:25:39,904
- In drinks-haha.

511
00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:44,275
- Hi how are you?

512
00:25:44,277 --> 00:25:47,812
- Not since the spudtacular, oh my gosh.
- I know.

513
00:25:47,814 --> 00:25:50,948
- I keep pouring.
- That might be a little more.

514
00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,550
He is in competition.

515
00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:54,852
He is honey, me and I
are here to support him.

516
00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:57,688
That's very good.
What did you make?

517
00:25:57,690 --> 00:26:00,424
I did something brown.

518
00:26:00,426 --> 00:26:02,026
And what's the name?

519
00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:07,331
- This...
- You don't know your name... oh.

520
00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:08,766
I thought for a moment.

521
00:26:11,370 --> 00:26:13,604
Let's talk real.
That's not his girlfriend.

522
00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:15,806
- What are you saying?
- I will tell you what is happening.

523
00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:17,441
They cheat.

524
00:26:17,443 --> 00:26:19,744
- you don't know them
- what are you saying

525
00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:22,713
They cheat, because
do you think the man can cook?

526
00:26:22,715 --> 00:26:23,981
He doesn't even know the name of the recipe.

527
00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:25,750
How do you produce recipes?

528
00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:27,952
I mean, where did that
inspiration come from?

529
00:26:29,721 --> 00:26:31,689
Millions of dollars

530
00:26:31,691 --> 00:26:33,057
It's like he is the puppet.

531
00:26:33,059 --> 00:26:36,661
Like he made...
And then he, like, yeah.

532
00:26:36,663 --> 00:26:40,331
- Yeah, like that
- In his defense, I have heard it seriously

533
00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:44,368
that Hitler made a crème brulee.
So...

534
00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:48,806
Mark Thelonious monk Briggs.

535
00:26:49,975 --> 00:26:52,943
Wow, I'm Cassandra dougherty.

536
00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:56,414
Really? Kiss-Sandra?
Well, I think I'll do it.

537
00:26:57,917 --> 00:26:59,750
Are you a contestant

538
00:26:59,752 --> 00:27:01,352
No, my mom is in the contest,

539
00:27:01,354 --> 00:27:04,355
But, um, so I
have a lot of down time,

540
00:27:04,357 --> 00:27:05,623
if you know what I mean.

541
00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:07,091
I'm in room 218.

542
00:27:07,093 --> 00:27:08,526
- Oh, I'm so sorry
- Oh, that's beautiful  We are actually in room 598.

543
00:27:08,528 --> 00:27:10,328
Oh good. Fifth floor.
Fifth floor. OK.

544
00:27:10,330 --> 00:27:12,663


545
00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:13,998
- No... hi, my name is - hi.

546
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,866
- Is Victoria Douglas.
- This is my mother.

547
00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:17,968
- Nice to meet you.
- Honey, can I get more gumbo?

548
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:19,770
Will you get me some? Oh.

549
00:27:19,772 --> 00:27:21,972
- It's okay.
- Can I... go get me some more gumbo?

550
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:24,642
- I'm really hungry. thanks.
- Fifth floor. Fifth floor.

551
00:27:24,644 --> 00:27:26,344
Nice to meet you  Yes, it would be better
meet me later. Ha ha.

552
00:27:26,346 --> 00:27:28,713
Go get it
some gumbo, my dear  I want to warn you, he has mental illness,

553
00:27:28,715 --> 00:27:30,548
obsessive attachment syndrome, OAS.

554
00:27:30,550 --> 00:27:33,851


555
00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:37,621


556
00:27:37,623 --> 00:27:40,424
- attachment?
- Yes, and what happened... yes, attachment.

557
00:27:40,426 --> 00:27:43,661
It's like mine, it's like my Kryptonite  for someone like mine

558
00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:45,062
Now tell me something, what's your name?

559
00:27:45,064 --> 00:27:46,997
My name is... my name, Victoria.

560
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,966
Well, Victoria, you too,
I can see it  the apple doesn't fall
away from the tree.

561
00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:52,570
- Can't
- He likes celebrities.

562
00:27:52,572 --> 00:27:54,538
He is a celebrity and even though I
will never hear about him,

563
00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:56,874
many people have.

564
00:27:56,876 --> 00:27:59,777
Um... he keeps telling me.

565
00:27:59,779 --> 00:28:01,746
One request, don't get drunk.

566
00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:03,814
Very late.

567
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:09,153


568
00:28:09,155 --> 00:28:11,555


569
00:28:11,557 --> 00:28:13,391
- Daneel Kuhar
- Oh, Daneel

570
00:28:13,393 --> 00:28:14,558
Daneel, you know me  - No.
- Daneel Kuhar

571
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,993
- Daneel, Nancy
- You know me, Nancy.

572
00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:18,496
No, I don't know.

573
00:28:18,498 --> 00:28:19,663
Why don't you take the plate  to the table there

574
00:28:19,665 --> 00:28:21,532
- and maybe...
- I don't have enough hands.

575
00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:23,434
It's okay, honey,
You can do this.

576
00:28:23,436 --> 00:28:24,835
that's all.
Save us a table.

577
00:28:24,837 --> 00:28:26,504
She's a little sick and
she'll reach you

578
00:28:26,506 --> 00:28:27,838
and he will never let you go.

579
00:28:29,641 --> 00:28:32,109
He might name your children.

580
00:28:32,111 --> 00:28:33,644
Oh, look at that

581
00:28:33,646 --> 00:28:35,913
This is a little above.

582
00:28:41,686 --> 00:28:43,721


583
00:28:46,726 --> 00:28:48,125


584
00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:49,427
That's it, my dear.

585
00:28:50,862 --> 00:28:52,897
Have you ever met
with important people?

586
00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:55,900
What I found was a woman
this cook, not offended.

587
00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:59,170
I met a girl
is really beautiful, but she's crazy,

588
00:28:59,172 --> 00:29:01,138
But I think me and
his mother might be connected.

589
00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:03,607
- So I don't know
- I want to...

590
00:29:03,609 --> 00:29:06,444
Is he a contestant? Don't do anything that will disqualify the mother,

591
00:29:06,446 --> 00:29:08,112
therefore one million
dollars drives it.

592
00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:10,234
What you get here
is not worth millions of dollars.

593
00:29:23,228 --> 00:29:26,564
Nice to meet you. I
here with the chow channel.

594
00:29:26,566 --> 00:29:27,898
I have to see my own microphone

595
00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,700
because we just changed the network name.

596
00:29:29,702 --> 00:29:32,102
- What's the name?
- Munch time.

597
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,704
Oh, this is a much better name
.

598
00:29:35,141 --> 00:29:36,807
Damaging. Van Ruckle, okay
Alright, I understand.

599
00:29:36,809 --> 00:29:38,876
I understand. This is a name that is very difficult to remember.

600
00:29:38,878 --> 00:29:41,679
- Contestants...
- Become the rule for Van Rookle cooks  quite simple.

601
00:29:41,681 --> 00:29:43,681
Excuse me, let's move here.

602
00:29:43,683 --> 00:29:46,550
I want to introduce our
celebrity,

603
00:29:47,853 --> 00:29:50,087
master ceremony, sir
Gavin McCloud.

604
00:29:50,089 --> 00:29:54,225
Welcome to the ship,
ladies and gentlemen.

605
00:29:57,830 --> 00:29:59,230
They have acquired
Gavin McCloud,

606
00:29:59,232 --> 00:30:01,799


607
00:30:01,801 --> 00:30:04,268
as you can see, is the MC for the event.

608
00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:06,804
Okay, alright, that
is very sweet of you.

609
00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:09,540
Thank you very much. You made me think I returned to the love ship.

610
00:30:11,177 --> 00:30:14,178
It is my honor now
to introduce you all

611
00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:16,547
contestant entrance

612
00:30:16,549 --> 00:30:17,882
And what will happen
now are all contestants

613
00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:20,251
is entering the stadium now.

614
00:30:20,253 --> 00:30:22,920
Jericho and moonlight
singing their way

615
00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:24,855
to the stadium

616
00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:39,103
Men here are taking pictures.

617
00:30:39,105 --> 00:30:41,672
Look at that.
People become very happy  and, uh, you can feel it, uh...

618
00:30:41,674 --> 00:30:44,875
It turns out to be an exciting event.

619
00:30:44,877 --> 00:30:47,611


620
00:30:47,613 --> 00:30:49,713
Various kinds of contestants
are amazing here,

621
00:30:49,715 --> 00:30:52,716
one pregnant woman
There is a disabled woman here,

622
00:30:52,718 --> 00:30:55,719
and see everything in their Van Rookle apron.

623
00:30:55,721 --> 00:30:58,656
They all look
very adorable.

624
00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:10,701
We are happy to convey to you our three judges.

625
00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:13,771
Our first judge is
a leading journalist

626
00:31:13,773 --> 00:31:15,072
from New York City.

627
00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:18,742
- Greet David Lord.

628
00:31:18,744 --> 00:31:22,012
I am a student editor
from gourmet tongue magazine,

629
00:31:22,014 --> 00:31:25,115
very... maybe these people
will never hear it.

630
00:31:25,117 --> 00:31:28,052
This magazine is very
top and smooth  for very fine palettes. I have a very subtle taste.

631
00:31:28,054 --> 00:31:32,289


632
00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:34,024
I have chosen wrong
one of the top three shoots

633
00:31:34,026 --> 00:31:38,095
in Manhattan for the last three years in New York magazine.

634
00:31:38,097 --> 00:31:39,763
Maybe I should insure them.

635
00:31:39,765 --> 00:31:42,700
Our next judge may
not need an introduction.

636
00:31:42,702 --> 00:31:45,169
You remember him from the Bob Newhart program  He is a secretary at

637
00:31:45,171 --> 00:31:47,104
- Mary Tyler Moore's Show

638
00:31:47,106 --> 00:31:50,674
And at the event
new new Bob Bob> Newhart

639
00:31:50,676 --> 00:31:53,844
and he acts as
secretary in the hallway.

640
00:31:53,846 --> 00:31:56,680
Well, you know, me... this isn't the first time
I'm with an unusual Van Rookle,

641
00:31:56,682 --> 00:32:00,918
because I'm an interpreter of American prune farmers.

642
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:04,822


643
00:32:04,824 --> 00:32:07,358
You know, after you
have to eat pounds of plum,

644
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:11,795
- [this must be better.]

645
00:32:11,797 --> 00:32:13,697
And the last one but
is definitely not small,

646
00:32:13,699 --> 00:32:17,368
He is the president of the Federated grocery store.

647
00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:20,070
I want you to say hello
Mike Sweezy.

648
00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:24,108
I really like this process.

649
00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:26,210
I like meeting chefs
new ones coming,

650
00:32:26,212 --> 00:32:28,779
and we have a club card,
which is a good deal.

651
00:32:28,781 --> 00:32:31,915
- Mm-hmm. Explain the club card.
- And...

652
00:32:33,151 --> 00:32:36,720
- Well, you get a discount.
- Well.

653
00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:38,055
And here's a special message

654
00:32:38,057 --> 00:32:40,691
from the president
Van Rookle farm,

655
00:32:40,693 --> 00:32:45,396
loved and adored,
Morty Van Rookle III.

656
00:32:45,398 --> 00:32:49,199
- -Hey, welcome...

657
00:32:49,201 --> 00:32:51,035
I love you.
I love you, Morty.

658
00:32:51,037 --> 00:32:55,039
For cooking
from Van Rookle farm.

659
00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:57,341
- Yeah.

660
00:32:57,343 --> 00:33:00,878
A million dollars from my money  Yes, let's look at some hands.
Come on, put them there.

661
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:05,749
That's right, good.

662
00:33:05,751 --> 00:33:07,351
Waves, baby
Waves on the camera.

663
00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:09,920
Waves. Good, that's good.

664
00:33:09,922 --> 00:33:12,189
Thank you. Thank you, Morty,
and your beloved lover.

665
00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:18,862
I have a feeling that it will be a great weekend  - become bulimia

666
00:33:18,864 --> 00:33:20,297
Are you serious or are you kidding?

667
00:33:20,299 --> 00:33:22,132
Jericho and moonlight.

668
00:33:23,703 --> 00:33:25,769


669
00:33:25,771 --> 00:33:27,871


670
00:33:27,873 --> 00:33:31,075
I'm not trying to be a...

671
00:33:31,077 --> 00:33:33,811
This is a cook-off.

672
00:33:33,813 --> 00:33:37,114
No, I know but I
need it from...

673
00:33:37,116 --> 00:33:43,087
Jesus Christ.

674
00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:44,822
Did you hear what he just said?

675
00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:50,227
He asks if he
can borrow a battery,

676
00:33:50,229 --> 00:33:52,763
I didn't even joke, to our camera.

677
00:33:56,434 --> 00:33:59,169
I am a judge, so I
is the right person for the job.

678
00:33:59,171 --> 00:34:01,205
So I will have
many opinions,

679
00:34:01,207 --> 00:34:04,308
I speak in my mind, and, um...

680
00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:07,344
I'm a little dizzy, so
is not easy for people

681
00:34:07,346 --> 00:34:10,380
But in my opinion it makes
my opinion a little sharper.

682
00:34:12,484 --> 00:34:13,984
What is a real woman?

683
00:34:28,533 --> 00:34:32,369
At this time, we will witness the lighting from the ceremonial stove.

684
00:34:43,381 --> 00:34:46,383
I'm curious, Tim.
Is this the idea?

685
00:34:46,385 --> 00:34:48,519
- Yeah.
- How do I know?

686
00:34:48,521 --> 00:34:52,289
Leave flour!

687
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,995
That's... I'm very sorry I
very sorry. I'm on the road here

688
00:34:57,997 --> 00:35:00,798
Competition is like a field
war here, which I love.

689
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,167
Oh, look at this
They came here.

690
00:35:03,169 --> 00:35:05,035
They take their attitude.

691
00:35:08,808 --> 00:35:11,575
Really start
feeling the excitement

692
00:35:11,577 --> 00:35:14,444
and we will meet some of these people.
Tell them really fast.

693
00:35:16,214 --> 00:35:17,948
They are thinking about what they are doing.

694
00:35:17,950 --> 00:35:19,850
They tried to
open the package.

695
00:35:19,852 --> 00:35:21,351
They tried to open their
jar.

696
00:35:21,353 --> 00:35:23,020
They tried to open their
can.

697
00:35:23,022 --> 00:35:24,421
They tried to
cut their lemons.

698
00:35:24,423 --> 00:35:26,089
They tried to
prepare the recipe  that might make them a big million dollar winner here.

699
00:35:26,091 --> 00:35:29,359
I will tell you,
I'm trapped in excitement.

700
00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:31,962
Seventy-five pounds of margarine,

701
00:35:31,964 --> 00:35:33,997
150 pounds of refrigerator biscuits,

702
00:35:33,999 --> 00:35:36,433
57 completes all
one million dollar prizes.

703
00:35:36,435 --> 00:35:41,438
As a matter of fact, we will become the first
African Americans

704
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:46,376
to ever win the
Van Rookle farm cook-off.

705
00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:50,080


706
00:35:50,082 --> 00:35:52,602
Not even once. I mean, all
black people in the world who cook,

707
00:35:55,086 --> 00:35:57,421
- and none of them won.

708
00:35:57,423 --> 00:36:00,023
The possibility of him not
winning the cook-off,

709
00:36:00,025 --> 00:36:03,026
You have a greater chance
for me to wear wooden shoes

710
00:36:03,028 --> 00:36:05,996
now and dance until
they burst into flames.

711
00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:08,065
- Yeah.
- He will win the cook-off.

712
00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:10,234
Sharon!

713
00:36:12,872 --> 00:36:14,037
What's the matter, brother

714
00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:15,272
Hi how are you? I'm Lars...

715
00:36:15,274 --> 00:36:17,307
- Yes, I'm not
- Hi.

716
00:36:17,309 --> 00:36:20,077
- Hello, Negro
- I didn't even see you here

717
00:36:20,079 --> 00:36:22,246
Yes, I'm here with my fiance.

718
00:36:22,248 --> 00:36:25,015
Who? I don't see no sister.

719
00:36:25,017 --> 00:36:26,650
No no He is not a sister.

720
00:36:26,652 --> 00:36:28,252
He stands there.

721
00:36:28,254 --> 00:36:29,987
- Is he white?
- Yes.

722
00:36:29,989 --> 00:36:32,923
I heard they were white women
crazy in the bedroom.

723
00:36:32,925 --> 00:36:34,491
- Excuse me?
- What?

724
00:36:34,493 --> 00:36:37,361
Once we make love
which is very sweet and slow,

725
00:36:37,363 --> 00:36:39,463
I'm sure it will be a wild experience.

726
00:36:39,465 --> 00:36:40,785
You haven't tasted the
cracker?

727
00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:43,133
Sorry?

728
00:36:43,135 --> 00:36:44,568
You haven't tasted all the crackers?

729
00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:46,136
My brother is a preacher and he got

730
00:36:46,138 --> 00:36:47,371
more drawers than anyone.

731
00:36:47,373 --> 00:36:49,306
You don't need to say it...

732
00:36:49,308 --> 00:36:52,009
Okay, I really believe that you keep candy in the jar  Until it's time to eat, okay?

733
00:36:52,011 --> 00:36:53,677
- Why do you want to do that?
- The candy is in the jar, okay?

734
00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:56,613
We are authorized to use force at this time.

735
00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:58,548
The competition has begun.

736
00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:00,083
Miss, miss, miss.

737
00:37:00,085 --> 00:37:03,453
They have to... oh shit,
I have to go. Sorry mom.

738
00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:05,522
At this time, don't make me take you into chokehold, lady.

739
00:37:05,524 --> 00:37:08,191
I'm not... this is the wrong day
, do you understand me ?!

740
00:37:08,193 --> 00:37:12,396
Wow, excuse me, everything
is fine.

741
00:37:12,398 --> 00:37:14,698
Can I help you?

742
00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:15,933


743
00:37:15,935 --> 00:37:17,668
I'm Amber and I'm here

744
00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:19,369
and I have been selected  and I want to go in there and cook.
I am sorry.

745
00:37:19,371 --> 00:37:21,505
- Oh, we're a little late
- Alright.

746
00:37:21,507 --> 00:37:22,572
Yes, disqualified.

747
00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:23,607
- No.
- Yeah.

748
00:37:23,609 --> 00:37:25,342
- Actually no, I don't.
- You were disqualified

749
00:37:25,344 --> 00:37:27,110
- You were disqualified
- Hey, hey, hey

750
00:37:27,112 --> 00:37:28,412
Okay, we are all disqualified.

751
00:37:28,414 --> 00:37:30,614
I won't win a million dollars.

752
00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:32,349
Hi, blue earth

753
00:37:32,351 --> 00:37:33,717
Hi, golden minutes senior day care.

754
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:35,953
Hello. This is Pauline.

755
00:37:35,955 --> 00:37:38,622
This is Pauline.

756
00:37:38,624 --> 00:37:40,290
You remember Pauline

757
00:37:40,292 --> 00:37:42,059


758
00:37:42,061 --> 00:37:44,394
Because I didn't tell him.
He didn't tell me anything.

759
00:37:44,396 --> 00:37:46,697
Very.

760
00:37:46,699 --> 00:37:50,567
I feel angry because he is not...
because of you...

761
00:37:50,569 --> 00:37:52,436
Because I can help you, that's all.

762
00:37:52,438 --> 00:37:54,071
I'm a little...

763
00:37:54,073 --> 00:37:56,473
This is a dish
vegetables, cream corn

764
00:37:56,475 --> 00:37:58,442
For lactose intolerance,
this is a good idea.

765
00:37:58,444 --> 00:38:00,610
Not that he'll win, you know.

766
00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:04,581
I really know that my destiny is to win  because I have a vision  that I will win
Van Rookle farming cuisine.

767
00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:06,416
- So that is something we both know.
- Right

768
00:38:06,418 --> 00:38:08,185
The Pope is an example that I always give.

769
00:38:08,187 --> 00:38:12,255


770
00:38:12,257 --> 00:38:14,324


771
00:38:14,326 --> 00:38:16,393
I think whales are
kind of men like,

772
00:38:16,395 --> 00:38:18,528
"You know, I might
won't be like that  insurance salesman, I
might be,

773
00:38:18,530 --> 00:38:20,764
like, whale or something,"
you know.

774
00:38:20,766 --> 00:38:22,532
So that's what happened to me

775
00:38:22,534 --> 00:38:25,002
Do I know that
is what will happen.

776
00:38:25,004 --> 00:38:28,238
No, I'm sorry,
You're late for...

777
00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,307
- I mean, I can show it in the rulebook.
- I realize we're late

778
00:38:30,309 --> 00:38:32,676
We've been driving for two weeks.

779
00:38:32,678 --> 00:38:35,545
No, no... there is con...

780
00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:38,015
- No no No!
- Sorry Sorry.

781
00:38:38,017 --> 00:38:39,783
Miss, miss, miss.
Sir, may I ask

782
00:38:39,785 --> 00:38:42,319


783
00:38:42,321 --> 00:38:43,754
to ask your woman
give us the tag number?

784
00:38:43,756 --> 00:38:45,255
- Don't call her woman
- I'm sorry.

785
00:38:45,257 --> 00:38:49,092
Do you have to start and
end each conversation

786
00:38:49,094 --> 00:38:53,764
by saying that I will not win the dish?

787
00:38:53,766 --> 00:38:57,134
- Pauline
- Whoa, sorry, sorry

788
00:38:57,136 --> 00:39:00,470
contestants are allowed
on the competition floor.

789
00:39:00,472 --> 00:39:02,539
- I'm sorry, what's your name?
- I'm Amber and I'm here

790
00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:04,341
- Oh, Amber's tension
- Yeah.

791
00:39:04,343 --> 00:39:07,077
Well, I'm very sorry, but you...

792
00:39:07,079 --> 00:39:09,479
It's okay. It's not
polite, but it's okay.

793
00:39:09,481 --> 00:39:12,482
Oh, this is terrible. I'm very sorry, but you were disqualified.

794
00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:14,451


795
00:39:14,453 --> 00:39:18,588


796
00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:21,358


797
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,093


798
00:39:23,095 --> 00:39:24,761


799
00:39:24,763 --> 00:39:26,430


800
00:39:26,432 --> 00:39:28,432


801
00:39:28,434 --> 00:39:31,134


802
00:39:31,136 --> 00:39:32,536


803
00:39:32,538 --> 00:39:34,638


804
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,273


805
00:39:36,275 --> 00:39:37,774


806
00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:39,776


807
00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:41,411
Please tell me what made you

808
00:39:41,413 --> 00:39:42,712
from getting here on time

809
00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:44,481
We take a man
with tie pants,

810
00:39:44,483 --> 00:39:45,816
what I want to say
is not a good idea.

811
00:39:45,818 --> 00:39:47,451
He took off his pants.

812
00:39:47,453 --> 00:39:51,254
An incident occurred at
a gas station

813
00:39:51,256 --> 00:39:53,757
and I don't enter
my finger anywhere,

814
00:39:53,759 --> 00:39:55,225
and then I
know we're in trouble  and we walk

815
00:39:55,227 --> 00:39:56,560
He doesn't insert
any finger

816
00:39:56,562 --> 00:39:58,095
and that's what we want to remember.

817
00:39:58,097 --> 00:39:59,529
- I did nothing!
- I'm American

818
00:39:59,531 --> 00:40:04,167
This is part
of the cooking drama.

819
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:09,639


820
00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:14,778
Let him enter! Let him in!
Let him enter! Let him in!

821
00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:17,747
Something very interesting happened
here where people advocate  for some couples here

822
00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:19,549
My name is Amber and I want to cook!

823
00:40:20,785 --> 00:40:23,887
- Let him in. Let him in!
- Sure, this is... great, let's let him in  Reminder, he has...

824
00:40:23,889 --> 00:40:28,892
35 minutes to complete the recipe.

825
00:40:28,894 --> 00:40:31,461
- Where do I go? Where I go?
Number sixteen

826
00:40:31,463 --> 00:40:34,831
This is an amazing story here.

827
00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:37,434
These people, from what I understand, have lived outside the car,

828
00:40:37,436 --> 00:40:39,503


829
00:40:39,505 --> 00:40:42,906


830
00:40:42,908 --> 00:40:46,343
did everything they could to
get here for this competition

831
00:40:46,345 --> 00:40:47,878
hoping that
won a million dollars.

832
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:52,449
Where is he? Where am I dear
Where is he?

833
00:40:52,451 --> 00:40:55,252
He usually opens all cans.

834
00:40:55,254 --> 00:40:58,488
I have a little arthritis.

835
00:40:58,490 --> 00:41:00,423
And now he will do the best
and this is very dramatic,

836
00:41:00,425 --> 00:41:02,859
- Let's watch him
- I need my can opener  We have picked up a guy somewhere in Iowa  and one thing we
turned to support Van,

837
00:41:02,861 --> 00:41:06,329
she doesn't wear pants.

838
00:41:06,331 --> 00:41:10,267
In the past...
I don't know what to do.

839
00:41:10,269 --> 00:41:12,269


840
00:41:12,271 --> 00:41:14,838


841
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,340
Obviously we arrived at the gas station

842
00:41:17,342 --> 00:41:19,309
and then I'm in trouble

843
00:41:19,311 --> 00:41:20,710
because he doesn't wear pants.

844
00:41:20,712 --> 00:41:22,612
I don't know him.

845
00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:24,414
Because many people have talked about you.

846
00:41:24,416 --> 00:41:26,216
Then I want you to know

847
00:41:26,218 --> 00:41:28,318
that I will
down in history  Right along the
side of Aunt Jemima

848
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,621
and Mrs. Butterworth's.

849
00:41:31,623 --> 00:41:33,490
See, they are two black women,

850
00:41:33,492 --> 00:41:36,660
colored gals if you want,

851
00:41:36,662 --> 00:41:38,795
um, who made their
mark in the world of cooking.

852
00:41:38,797 --> 00:41:43,533
Now many people don't know that Mrs.
Black butterworth.

853
00:41:43,535 --> 00:41:46,436
Now, when you fill the
bottle with the syrup,

854
00:41:46,438 --> 00:41:48,605


855
00:41:48,607 --> 00:41:52,409
There is no denying that he is black.
You see what I mean

856
00:41:55,446 --> 00:41:56,980
What...

857
00:41:56,982 --> 00:41:58,682
What are you doing?

858
00:41:58,684 --> 00:42:01,451
Wake up.
Get it, put it on top.

859
00:42:01,453 --> 00:42:03,820
Original in English

860
00:42:03,822 --> 00:42:06,690
- I'm taking a break.
- Oh, my God! It's like...

861
00:42:06,692 --> 00:42:09,292
- There is no camera, no camera.
- Get up! Help him.

862
00:42:09,294 --> 00:42:12,696
- si muffin...
- no camera

863
00:42:17,402 --> 00:42:18,868
Embarrassing.

864
00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:21,304
Gloves.

865
00:42:22,807 --> 00:42:25,508
I don't like people
it's at the door.

866
00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:27,244
- Well, I think he did his best.
- There, I don't like it.

867
00:42:27,246 --> 00:42:28,511
I think he did his best.

868
00:42:28,513 --> 00:42:30,580
Muffins do three things.

869
00:42:30,582 --> 00:42:33,383
He waved, he giggled

870
00:42:33,385 --> 00:42:35,952
and he hugs contestants
who are happy...

871
00:42:35,954 --> 00:42:38,421
God. Not me!

872
00:42:38,423 --> 00:42:40,523
- This is blueberries.
- - Some dishes that I can see with my eyes.

873
00:42:40,525 --> 00:42:41,858
I don't need to feel it.

874
00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:43,593
I don't even know if
I can smell it.

875
00:42:43,595 --> 00:42:44,961
I don't even know if
I can approach it.

876
00:42:44,963 --> 00:42:48,798
by looking at it,
You lost, you lost,

877
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,735
You, um, must be arrested for that.

878
00:42:52,803 --> 00:42:54,738
We are kind.

879
00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:56,606
So the point is don't...

880
00:42:56,608 --> 00:42:58,708
If someone
has a pair of pants

881
00:42:58,710 --> 00:43:02,045
and they want to go up, I guess
don't pick them up.

882
00:43:02,047 --> 00:43:04,447


883
00:43:04,449 --> 00:43:05,815


884
00:43:05,817 --> 00:43:07,817


885
00:43:07,819 --> 00:43:09,552


886
00:43:09,554 --> 00:43:12,756


887
00:43:12,758 --> 00:43:14,858


888
00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:17,394


889
00:43:17,396 --> 00:43:19,296


890
00:43:19,298 --> 00:43:21,564


891
00:43:21,566 --> 00:43:22,766


892
00:43:22,768 --> 00:43:24,000


893
00:43:24,002 --> 00:43:25,602


894
00:43:25,604 --> 00:43:26,736


895
00:43:26,738 --> 00:43:28,371
It's okay.

896
00:43:28,373 --> 00:43:29,939
Are you your own hair?

897
00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:31,841
- That's very good.
- Okay thank you.

898
00:43:31,843 --> 00:43:34,377
- Do you do your own hair?
- I did it I did

899
00:43:34,379 --> 00:43:37,614
- What is happening?
- My sister...

900
00:43:37,616 --> 00:43:41,451
My sister married
to a homosexual.

901
00:43:41,453 --> 00:43:43,620
Are you saying homosexual?

902
00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:46,456
Well, how do you know?

903
00:43:46,458 --> 00:43:48,458
He is there.

904
00:43:48,460 --> 00:43:50,527
Sharon!

905
00:43:50,529 --> 00:43:52,762
It pisses me off and I
want you to talk to him,

906
00:43:52,764 --> 00:43:54,898
and I know that you happen to
know a lot about love

907
00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:57,434
and I need you to help me because I'm not...

908
00:43:57,436 --> 00:43:58,835
Well, I have to tell you

909
00:43:58,837 --> 00:44:02,439
I really am not a relationship counselor.

910
00:44:02,441 --> 00:44:05,408
- Oh, captain
- Really, I'm not even a captain.

911
00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:07,444
Tell us what you made.

912
00:44:07,446 --> 00:44:08,812
I make sweet potatoes,

913
00:44:08,814 --> 00:44:12,816
which is technically
vegetables, and I layer it.

914
00:44:12,818 --> 00:44:14,584
I put sweet potatoes, thick milk,

915
00:44:14,586 --> 00:44:16,086
marshmallows, baby marshmallows

916
00:44:16,088 --> 00:44:18,588
I found that if you
use a large marshmallow,

917
00:44:18,590 --> 00:44:20,623
they don't,
they don't melt,

918
00:44:20,625 --> 00:44:24,361
- and then some chocolate above.
- Chocolate?

919
00:44:24,363 --> 00:44:28,865
You know I can't talk and
grilling at the same time, okay?

920
00:44:28,867 --> 00:44:33,436
Nobody knows... nobody thinks
this is coming, but I do this.

921
00:44:33,438 --> 00:44:35,538
Only...
Nobody knows that.

922
00:44:35,540 --> 00:44:37,107
I will never think of doing it.

923
00:44:37,109 --> 00:44:38,541
- That's good. It's fresh
- very original

924
00:44:38,543 --> 00:44:39,909
So I know you want me to do it well,  So, um, I have to say
goodbye, okay?

925
00:44:39,911 --> 00:44:42,512
- No no no no!
- And then do you cook on stovetop?

926
00:44:42,514 --> 00:44:45,849
I destroyed it from there.

927
00:44:45,851 --> 00:44:47,117
Do I feel I've been pushing Cassi too hard?

928
00:44:48,652 --> 00:44:50,553
Absolutely not.
He needs every urge, every stab,

929
00:44:50,555 --> 00:44:53,490


930
00:44:53,492 --> 00:44:55,759
- Every kick I can give him
- I need it. I need it.

931
00:44:55,761 --> 00:44:58,795
- He needs it
- I made this with Bunsen burners.

932
00:44:58,797 --> 00:45:01,831
I made this, oh, I made it with a cigarette lighter

933
00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:05,001
in a much smaller amount,
but it really works.

934
00:45:05,003 --> 00:45:07,837
- Yes, sure.
- And it's not like, have you ever seen a show on TV?

935
00:45:07,839 --> 00:45:10,573
where people are really fat
must lose weight

936
00:45:10,575 --> 00:45:12,909
and because of that they are sweating and they are sweating and they are crying and they are crying,

937
00:45:12,911 --> 00:45:15,044
and it's like, "I can't
go again, can't go anymore"

938
00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:18,581
and their coach said, "yes you can,
do it, do it, do it, you're fat."

939
00:45:18,583 --> 00:45:20,917
You're beautiful, you're smart.
Continue to say that

940
00:45:20,919 --> 00:45:23,653
- I think I'm beautiful. I think I'm smart.
- You don't have to be beautiful  to win the cooking competition.

941
00:45:23,655 --> 00:45:25,688
- This must help
- You need to have a good recipe.

942
00:45:25,690 --> 00:45:28,525
And you think mama won...

943
00:45:28,527 --> 00:45:30,660
Mother's a good relationship with the judge, my dear.

944
00:45:30,662 --> 00:45:32,695
Do you want some?
There are raw eggs, fresh as possible.

945
00:45:34,733 --> 00:45:37,467
Thank you, I want to taste some when it's finished.

946
00:45:37,469 --> 00:45:40,603
If you can remember,
when a judge passes,

947
00:45:40,605 --> 00:45:43,039


948
00:45:43,041 --> 00:45:45,074
sort of shake your hips.
Always working for mom.

949
00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:47,143
I'll talk to you later, okay?
Okay bye.

950
00:45:47,145 --> 00:45:49,813
That's very rude.

951
00:45:49,815 --> 00:45:51,815
- That's - use more marshmallows.

952
00:45:51,817 --> 00:45:53,016
Okay, I'm sorry  Are you allowed on this floor?

953
00:45:53,018 --> 00:45:54,617
Sir, you will need
to sit back.

954
00:45:54,619 --> 00:45:55,952
She's fine
She's fine... She's fine

955
00:45:55,954 --> 00:45:58,188
Rules are very strict here about letting people on the floor.

956
00:45:58,190 --> 00:45:59,823
I say it again, hot shot!

957
00:45:59,825 --> 00:46:02,192
Can't you hear me ?!

958
00:46:02,194 --> 00:46:03,927
Leave it...
Don't spill the coffee!

959
00:46:03,929 --> 00:46:06,663
Your sister seems to think
that, you know,

960
00:46:06,665 --> 00:46:08,565


961
00:46:08,567 --> 00:46:11,534
I have a little
knowledge about relationships

962
00:46:11,536 --> 00:46:14,204
because I'm a captain on a television program.

963
00:46:14,206 --> 00:46:15,572
Well, you are the captain of a love ship.

964
00:46:15,574 --> 00:46:16,773
No, but I want to admit it.

965
00:46:16,775 --> 00:46:18,575
I'm just as stupid as the next guy.

966
00:46:18,577 --> 00:46:20,043
Oh, you're too simple.

967
00:46:20,045 --> 00:46:21,511
I want to tell you something.

968
00:46:21,513 --> 00:46:23,079
You know, uh...

969
00:46:23,081 --> 00:46:25,114
You can guide a horse to water,

970
00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:27,016
But you can't make it drink.

971
00:46:27,018 --> 00:46:30,987
Now maybe your fiancé
doesn't like drinking water.

972
00:46:30,989 --> 00:46:32,989
Oh, he likes water.

973
00:46:32,991 --> 00:46:35,658
I don't... I need a
can opener that works.

974
00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:37,026
Ma'am, I'm trying to keep everything...

975
00:46:37,028 --> 00:46:39,963
My mother always makes this dish

976
00:46:39,965 --> 00:46:43,800
When I grow up, and I
can't find it anymore  and I don't...
About six months ago, he left,

977
00:46:43,802 --> 00:46:47,670
to run a little
and we haven't seen it yet

978
00:46:47,672 --> 00:46:49,606
in six, seven months,
six or seven months.

979
00:46:49,608 --> 00:46:53,743
So I really want to
know where he is.

980
00:46:53,745 --> 00:46:58,047
I really need a
can opener that works.

981
00:46:58,049 --> 00:47:01,117
Do you have an
can opener that works?

982
00:47:01,119 --> 00:47:03,987
Good luck.

983
00:47:05,856 --> 00:47:07,824
I didn't mean that.

984
00:47:07,826 --> 00:47:09,025
Love in my life is cooking.

985
00:47:09,027 --> 00:47:10,860
This is very emotional.

986
00:47:10,862 --> 00:47:12,128
Oh, are you nervous?

987
00:47:12,130 --> 00:47:13,730


988
00:47:13,732 --> 00:47:15,265
I'm so nervous
I'm so nervous  Do I have an influence on cooking or baking Del?

989
00:47:15,267 --> 00:47:20,003
No, not at all.
He taught me.

990
00:47:20,005 --> 00:47:23,706
Have you ever heard the idiot savant?

991
00:47:23,708 --> 00:47:26,643
That's it.

992
00:47:26,645 --> 00:47:28,278
What are you saying?

993
00:47:29,947 --> 00:47:31,781
We are really here, right?

994
00:47:36,288 --> 00:47:38,288
We really did it.

995
00:47:38,290 --> 00:47:40,557
Honey, I did it!

996
00:47:40,559 --> 00:47:42,292
Yes! Yes!

997
00:47:42,294 --> 00:47:48,164
This is very good too.

998
00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:50,934
This is very good.

999
00:47:50,936 --> 00:47:52,135
Alright, nice to meet
with you, my dear  I will look for you  It shouldn't hurt.
It shouldn't hurt.

1000
00:47:52,137 --> 00:47:55,038
Good.
Nice to meet you.

1001
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:56,573


1002
00:47:56,575 --> 00:47:59,208


1003
00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:00,610


1004
00:48:00,612 --> 00:48:02,211
Peace. Peace.

1005
00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:05,715
Peace, two fingers.
Holla! Holla!

1006
00:48:05,717 --> 00:48:08,351
- What's wrong?
- I need you to secure this area.

1007
00:48:08,353 --> 00:48:11,054
Oh, three black people
together are too much for you.

1008
00:48:11,056 --> 00:48:12,589
Brother Swahili I'm there,

1009
00:48:12,591 --> 00:48:14,624
Oh, too many Africans at home.

1010
00:48:14,626 --> 00:48:16,593
I don't know if you think
You are a chef or not,

1011
00:48:16,595 --> 00:48:19,329
but it's really looking for
where it should be.

1012
00:48:19,331 --> 00:48:21,664
I'm cooking, honey  - Cook.
- I cooked it

1013
00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:23,132
- What?
- Honey, do you want a taste?

1014
00:48:23,134 --> 00:48:25,068
Yes.

1015
00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:26,736
- do you want to feel?
- Oh wait, oh wait

1016
00:48:26,738 --> 00:48:29,639
Good. Not yet.

1017
00:48:29,641 --> 00:48:32,709


1018
00:48:32,711 --> 00:48:35,178


1019
00:48:35,180 --> 00:48:37,213


1020
00:48:37,215 --> 00:48:40,249


1021
00:48:40,251 --> 00:48:43,319


1022
00:48:43,321 --> 00:48:46,723


1023
00:48:46,725 --> 00:48:49,025


1024
00:48:49,027 --> 00:48:51,127


1025
00:48:51,129 --> 00:48:53,062


1026
00:48:53,064 --> 00:48:54,964


1027
00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:57,333


1028
00:48:57,335 --> 00:48:59,335


1029
00:48:59,337 --> 00:49:02,639


1030
00:49:02,641 --> 00:49:04,273


1031
00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:06,776


1032
00:49:06,778 --> 00:49:09,946


1033
00:49:09,948 --> 00:49:14,117


1034
00:49:14,119 --> 00:49:18,154


1035
00:49:18,156 --> 00:49:20,723


1036
00:49:20,725 --> 00:49:22,258


1037
00:49:22,260 --> 00:49:24,694


1038
00:49:24,696 --> 00:49:26,863


1039
00:49:26,865 --> 00:49:28,231


1040
00:49:28,233 --> 00:49:30,867


1041
00:49:30,869 --> 00:49:33,302


1042
00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:36,205


1043
00:49:36,207 --> 00:49:38,207
I put evaporated milk.

1044
00:49:38,209 --> 00:49:40,176
Evaporated Milk

1045
00:49:40,178 --> 00:49:41,911
I just saw
there is a little tension

1046
00:49:41,913 --> 00:49:43,746
between you two
Is that really competition?

1047
00:49:43,748 --> 00:49:49,085
My brother, you know, is less than zero chance to win  because there is actually no
ever vegetable winner.

1048
00:49:49,087 --> 00:49:52,355
The possibility of an
meteor falling into this room

1049
00:49:52,357 --> 00:49:56,993
and land directly
in your hand.

1050
00:49:56,995 --> 00:49:59,195
Sharon has calculated the odds
His brother, Pauline, won.

1051
00:49:59,197 --> 00:50:03,066
- Why did you do this?
- What do you mean?

1052
00:50:03,068 --> 00:50:07,103
I'm here, okay I'm here. That
is a big thing for me, okay?

1053
00:50:07,105 --> 00:50:10,306


1054
00:50:10,308 --> 00:50:14,010
- I'm very proud of you for that
- I know, you are a family show bangs  and I'm a job horse,
but I got here, okay?

1055
00:50:14,012 --> 00:50:17,313
Why did you attack me?

1056
00:50:17,315 --> 00:50:19,015
It's like when I'm
in the sun

1057
00:50:19,017 --> 00:50:21,984
and suddenly you...

1058
00:50:21,986 --> 00:50:23,286
And you insult me
in front of other people

1059
00:50:23,288 --> 00:50:25,121
and you lowered
me all the time.

1060
00:50:25,123 --> 00:50:26,956
I'm sick of that.

1061
00:50:26,958 --> 00:50:28,191
- Oh, I let you down
- Yes, you did

1062
00:50:28,193 --> 00:50:29,826
I don't know what you're doing now.

1063
00:50:29,828 --> 00:50:30,893
Oh, by the way,

1064
00:50:30,895 --> 00:50:32,795
I didn't pay your Mastercard
this month.

1065
00:50:32,797 --> 00:50:36,432


1066
00:50:36,434 --> 00:50:39,769
I think that maybe
is the best for us...

1067
00:50:39,771 --> 00:50:41,471
Not talking

1068
00:50:41,473 --> 00:50:43,873
Good. I don't want to talk to you.

1069
00:50:52,950 --> 00:50:54,117
Are you married?

1070
00:50:54,119 --> 00:50:55,785
Uh... no

1071
00:50:55,787 --> 00:50:59,188
Um...
Well, I have never met Mr.

1072
00:50:59,190 --> 00:51:00,990
Um, I'm engaged  and my mother thinks that
she is not suitable for me,

1073
00:51:00,992 --> 00:51:04,260
- and I think he's right
- Well, I hate to bother you there,

1074
00:51:04,262 --> 00:51:07,797
But I know you want to go back to your cuisine  and I don't want to
hold you here.

1075
00:51:07,799 --> 00:51:09,766
Good luck to you
and all the best.

1076
00:51:09,768 --> 00:51:10,833
Oh...

1077
00:51:10,835 --> 00:51:13,870
I have never had a badge.

1078
00:51:13,872 --> 00:51:15,271


1079
00:51:15,273 --> 00:51:18,074


1080
00:51:18,076 --> 00:51:20,276
I got a badge!

1081
00:51:20,278 --> 00:51:24,781
I've never had a badge before.

1082
00:51:24,783 --> 00:51:28,451
I tried doing some work
police because I like badges,

1083
00:51:28,453 --> 00:51:31,854
but they say absolutely not,

1084
00:51:31,856 --> 00:51:34,891
and I also can't
climb the stairs.

1085
00:51:34,893 --> 00:51:36,793
I was withdrawn by the police

1086
00:51:36,795 --> 00:51:39,929
and that's what made me think
maybe this is perfect,

1087
00:51:39,931 --> 00:51:42,532
because I always end
talking to them

1088
00:51:42,534 --> 00:51:44,433
and we get along pretty well.

1089
00:51:44,435 --> 00:51:47,003
I mean, and not so
both when I was arrested,

1090
00:51:47,005 --> 00:51:50,807
But if they let me go
which usually goes pretty well.

1091
00:51:53,577 --> 00:51:55,878
I burned my pie.

1092
00:51:57,247 --> 00:51:59,182
Yes, what is that?

1093
00:51:59,184 --> 00:52:01,584
Okay, we have a red code.

1094
00:52:01,586 --> 00:52:03,486
Red code! Fire in the
hallway, what's wrong?

1095
00:52:03,488 --> 00:52:05,922
Now, what is that?
Aisle two

1096
00:52:05,924 --> 00:52:07,890
- Where is that? What is smoking?
- it's here

1097
00:52:07,892 --> 00:52:09,091
I have to go, mama.

1098
00:52:09,093 --> 00:52:11,861
Ah ah!

1099
00:52:11,863 --> 00:52:14,230
- is it burning?
- Not here.

1100
00:52:14,232 --> 00:52:16,966
Cassandra, don't embarrass me.

1101
00:52:18,435 --> 00:52:21,137
Now, that's not fire.
That is not fire.

1102
00:52:21,139 --> 00:52:23,873
I was called to fire.
That's a baked cake.

1103
00:52:23,875 --> 00:52:25,374
Stop looking stupid!

1104
00:52:25,376 --> 00:52:27,243
- I'm sorry.
- Don't apologize to me  I mean, you have a little time.

1105
00:52:27,245 --> 00:52:30,146
If you want to make it
again, you have time.

1106
00:52:30,148 --> 00:52:32,215


1107
00:52:32,217 --> 00:52:34,517
- You have the ingredients
- Alright, I'll make it again.

1108
00:52:34,519 --> 00:52:36,052
I'll make it again.

1109
00:52:36,054 --> 00:52:38,487
I can make it again.
I can make it again.

1110
00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:40,623
I will make it again and I
will do it my way.

1111
00:52:40,625 --> 00:52:43,326
My name is Pauline Solfest
and I'm the other...

1112
00:52:43,328 --> 00:52:46,495
- What did you make?
- Cream of corn.

1113
00:52:46,497 --> 00:52:48,197
- Oh...
- That looks good though.

1114
00:52:48,199 --> 00:52:50,633
Corn cream makes me sick, but good luck.

1115
00:52:50,635 --> 00:52:52,468
It makes me really sick.

1116
00:52:52,470 --> 00:52:55,905
Corn type cream...
Never really changes shape.

1117
00:52:55,907 --> 00:52:58,074
I think it's coming in
like coming out.

1118
00:52:58,076 --> 00:53:01,110
Do you concentrate
Do you concentrate

1119
00:53:01,112 --> 00:53:02,511
Do you know what?

1120
00:53:02,513 --> 00:53:06,115
You can take this recipe
and push it.

1121
00:53:06,117 --> 00:53:07,984
dear, listen to me Listen to me.
Listen to me.

1122
00:53:07,986 --> 00:53:10,253
I never wanted to do this in the first place.

1123
00:53:10,255 --> 00:53:11,654
You made me do this

1124
00:53:11,656 --> 00:53:13,656
Do you know what?
Because you have already been!

1125
00:53:13,658 --> 00:53:17,126
I'm not the one who ever is!
I am not the person ever!

1126
00:53:17,128 --> 00:53:19,362
I taught him everything!

1127
00:53:19,364 --> 00:53:21,097
I teach you everything!

1128
00:53:21,099 --> 00:53:23,332
It really looks
and it smells really good.

1129
00:53:23,334 --> 00:53:25,201
This is very good, and
is once again very easy.

1130
00:53:25,203 --> 00:53:27,136
I mean, if you are blind,
You can succeed.

1131
00:53:27,138 --> 00:53:30,973
You know, if you're blind, you
can still cook, you know?

1132
00:53:30,975 --> 00:53:33,910
You have one minute
again for Van Rookle's

1133
00:53:33,912 --> 00:53:36,612
- one million dollar contests

1134
00:53:40,284 --> 00:53:41,617
You have, like,
thirty seconds.

1135
00:53:41,619 --> 00:53:43,252
Yes, just leave. Go!

1136
00:53:44,688 --> 00:53:47,223
Please submit your recipe right now.

1137
00:53:47,225 --> 00:53:50,393
This is not Browning!
This is not Browning!

1138
00:53:52,596 --> 00:53:55,331
This is not Browning!
This is not Browning!

1139
00:53:55,333 --> 00:53:59,402
Do you have a match?
Do you have your lighter?

1140
00:53:59,404 --> 00:54:01,137
The cuisine is not finished yet  I thought he would go
with it like that.

1141
00:54:01,139 --> 00:54:03,272
Everyone brings their food
down.

1142
00:54:03,274 --> 00:54:05,041
He has to deal with it.

1143
00:54:05,043 --> 00:54:07,076


1144
00:54:07,078 --> 00:54:09,211
This is not Browning.
This is not Browning!

1145
00:54:09,213 --> 00:54:11,147
I can't serve it
if it's not brown.

1146
00:54:11,149 --> 00:54:12,515
This is what leads to,

1147
00:54:12,517 --> 00:54:14,350
the last time
these people

1148
00:54:14,352 --> 00:54:16,519
are rushing to the station

1149
00:54:16,521 --> 00:54:18,554
Alright, I did it.

1150
00:54:28,665 --> 00:54:31,167
- I still have it

1151
00:54:31,169 --> 00:54:33,602
I have to disqualify you
if food hits the ground.

1152
00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:37,006
- No, that's not it!
- Other technical.

1153
00:54:37,008 --> 00:54:41,477
- I'm sorry.
- baby, he said it touched the ground.

1154
00:54:41,479 --> 00:54:44,380
I think you touched the ground.

1155
00:54:44,382 --> 00:54:46,749
I didn't write it down.
I read it.

1156
00:54:46,751 --> 00:54:49,585
So if you touch
land, it is disqualified.

1157
00:54:49,587 --> 00:54:52,722
What will you do with
million dollars if you win?

1158
00:54:52,724 --> 00:54:55,157
Excuse me, that's a very bad question
.

1159
00:54:55,159 --> 00:54:59,228
I will fire him and I will get a new
Van and I will find my mother.

1160
00:55:01,199 --> 00:55:02,698
the food has touched the ground,

1161
00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:04,600
and excuse me, but in my opinion
Timothy's wish  is taking a little too
much pleasure in that reality.

1162
00:55:04,602 --> 00:55:07,269
I think he's a jerk.

1163
00:55:07,271 --> 00:55:10,072
This is the end of the first day on the
R Van Rookle farm cook-off

1164
00:55:13,511 --> 00:55:15,544
and the tension gets higher.
Today is very emotional.

1165
00:55:15,546 --> 00:55:18,781
We don't know who the seven finalists are.

1166
00:55:18,783 --> 00:55:20,649
We will know tomorrow.
Meanwhile,

1167
00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:22,251


1168
00:55:22,253 --> 00:55:24,153
the contestants will go
to tonight's party

1169
00:55:24,155 --> 00:55:26,322
to let their hair down
a little and tear it as possible.

1170
00:55:26,324 --> 00:55:29,358
But there are some
disqualifications.

1171
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:32,094
Cassi has been eliminated
today, is that right?

1172
00:55:32,096 --> 00:55:33,496
I'm very insulted.

1173
00:55:35,065 --> 00:55:37,767
Cassandra, here's
your mother talking.

1174
00:55:37,769 --> 00:55:40,569
You are a puppy
_ a little sick and sick,

1175
00:55:40,571 --> 00:55:42,638
and I don't want you to go home

1176
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:47,410
until you get help with
some mental health professionals.

1177
00:55:47,412 --> 00:55:48,811
I feel liberated.

1178
00:55:48,813 --> 00:55:51,347
I feel liberated now.

1179
00:55:51,349 --> 00:55:54,517
my father left us
because he sucks, okay?

1180
00:55:54,519 --> 00:55:56,552
My father can't handle it, okay?

1181
00:55:56,554 --> 00:55:59,155
And whenever someone
will come,

1182
00:55:59,157 --> 00:56:01,290
he will scare them.

1183
00:56:01,292 --> 00:56:02,585
Do you know what?

1184
00:56:02,610 --> 00:56:06,462
Tonight, I went to the first person I saw.

1185
00:56:06,464 --> 00:56:08,097
I will go to him.

1186
00:56:13,770 --> 00:56:15,604
And all the recipes come in

1187
00:56:15,606 --> 00:56:17,773
Nobody knows who
will be in the fire circle,

1188
00:56:17,775 --> 00:56:19,175
the seven finalists.

1189
00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:25,714
So you feel fine
about how it is today, huh?

1190
00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:28,584
- Yeah.
- Alright, so maybe you will be in the fire circle tomorrow.

1191
00:56:28,586 --> 00:56:31,220
- He is shy.
- I like chocolate cake.

1192
00:56:31,222 --> 00:56:35,825
- I like vanilla pudding.
- Well. Well.

1193
00:56:35,827 --> 00:56:38,227
What is Yes!

1194
00:56:41,099 --> 00:56:43,365
You know, what if they both got into the final tomorrow?

1195
00:56:43,367 --> 00:56:44,767
Isn't that something?

1196
00:56:44,769 --> 00:56:47,336
If that happens, I might
will grow acup

1197
00:56:47,338 --> 00:56:50,739
from below me and fly out
from here ass first, okay?

1198
00:56:50,741 --> 00:56:52,575
That won't happen.

1199
00:56:52,577 --> 00:56:55,311
I question
wisdom fraternizing

1200
00:56:55,313 --> 00:56:58,214
the company symbol is
everything I say.

1201
00:56:58,216 --> 00:57:01,117
I question wisdom
You go around with your hoo-has

1202
00:57:01,119 --> 00:57:04,120
sticking out of nothing.

1203
00:57:04,122 --> 00:57:06,255
Someone will drop
meatballs there.

1204
00:57:06,257 --> 00:57:09,725
This biscuit is an opportunity
for your arrival

1205
00:57:09,727 --> 00:57:13,662
to expand its reach
into the black community.

1206
00:57:13,664 --> 00:57:15,898
Hey, remember that guy, Del Crawford?

1207
00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:19,168
- Oh, right, yeah
- Remember him, I asked for a background check.

1208
00:57:19,170 --> 00:57:20,569
You cheat.

1209
00:57:20,571 --> 00:57:23,139
He is cooking your recipe
This is very clear.

1210
00:57:23,141 --> 00:57:24,840
- He is the love of my life
- Oh.

1211
00:57:24,842 --> 00:57:28,711
We meet love chocolate
in France and you're jealous.

1212
00:57:28,713 --> 00:57:30,379
You pretend to the throne.

1213
00:57:32,749 --> 00:57:33,916
Not cool.

1214
00:57:35,753 --> 00:57:37,453
Do you know what, Daneel?

1215
00:57:37,455 --> 00:57:39,155
You will be caught.

1216
00:57:39,157 --> 00:57:40,723
Love your blouse  I have one like that actually.

1217
00:57:40,725 --> 00:57:42,625
So, my favorite ice cream
is pecan butter.

1218
00:57:42,627 --> 00:57:45,528


1219
00:57:45,530 --> 00:57:46,896
- What is yours?
- Butter pecan

1220
00:57:46,898 --> 00:57:49,298
Oh, no!
It is not that! It is not that!

1221
00:57:49,300 --> 00:57:51,634
I thought about it.

1222
00:57:51,636 --> 00:57:54,170
I think tonight is night.

1223
00:57:54,172 --> 00:57:58,374
I think...
I think we should...

1224
00:57:58,376 --> 00:57:59,375
- Do it.
- Do it?

1225
00:57:59,377 --> 00:58:00,376
We have to do it.

1226
00:58:00,378 --> 00:58:01,544
- tonight
- Tonight

1227
00:58:01,546 --> 00:58:03,179
But Pauline is in the room...

1228
00:58:03,181 --> 00:58:05,514
No, he has that muffin guy.

1229
00:58:05,516 --> 00:58:06,916
He won't
back for hours.

1230
00:58:06,918 --> 00:58:09,451
- Let's do it
- Do it.

1231
00:58:09,453 --> 00:58:13,455
Let's really do it and
do it fast and good.

1232
00:58:13,457 --> 00:58:15,691
Do it fast and good.

1233
00:58:15,693 --> 00:58:17,526
Alright, I'm really happy, give me a kiss.

1234
00:58:17,528 --> 00:58:18,727
Mmm.

1235
00:58:18,729 --> 00:58:20,362
You're hot  Yes, I'm in room 598.

1236
00:58:20,364 --> 00:58:22,831
- I like the shirt
- Oh thank you.

1237
00:58:25,902 --> 00:58:27,736
I managed to do it on the show
sewing two days on blue earth.

1238
00:58:27,738 --> 00:58:30,539
- you sew
- Yes, I sew a lot.

1239
00:58:30,541 --> 00:58:32,875
Work patterns, mostly work patterns.

1240
00:58:32,877 --> 00:58:34,510
I sew.

1241
00:58:34,512 --> 00:58:36,278
You lie.

1242
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:38,314
Electricity cuts bias.

1243
00:58:38,316 --> 00:58:40,549
Are you really sewing?
Alright, I repeat myself.

1244
00:58:40,551 --> 00:58:43,719
- Lars
- Yeah, Del.

1245
00:58:43,721 --> 00:58:45,554
That's amazing.
It was incredible.

1246
00:58:45,556 --> 00:58:47,990
You don't think everyone _ likes it, but rightly so.

1247
00:58:47,992 --> 00:58:50,526
- okay
- Very good.

1248
00:58:50,528 --> 00:58:52,628


1249
00:58:52,630 --> 00:58:55,698


1250
00:58:55,700 --> 00:59:00,569


1251
00:59:00,571 --> 00:59:02,805


1252
00:59:02,807 --> 00:59:05,574


1253
00:59:05,576 --> 00:59:07,943


1254
00:59:07,945 --> 00:59:09,912


1255
00:59:09,914 --> 00:59:12,948


1256
00:59:12,950 --> 00:59:14,450


1257
00:59:14,452 --> 00:59:16,819


1258
00:59:16,821 --> 00:59:18,921


1259
00:59:18,923 --> 00:59:20,422


1260
00:59:20,424 --> 00:59:21,824


1261
00:59:21,826 --> 00:59:24,326


1262
00:59:24,328 --> 00:59:25,995


1263
00:59:25,997 --> 00:59:27,863


1264
00:59:27,865 --> 00:59:29,598


1265
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,567


1266
00:59:31,569 --> 00:59:33,269


1267
00:59:33,271 --> 00:59:35,371


1268
00:59:35,373 --> 00:59:36,639


1269
00:59:36,641 --> 00:59:39,508


1270
00:59:42,747 --> 00:59:46,715


1271
00:59:46,717 --> 00:59:48,784


1272
00:59:48,786 --> 00:59:52,755


1273
00:59:52,757 --> 00:59:53,889


1274
00:59:53,891 --> 00:59:54,923


1275
00:59:54,925 --> 00:59:56,525


1276
00:59:56,527 --> 00:59:59,428


1277
00:59:59,430 --> 01:00:01,397
- Let's go.
- huh?

1278
01:00:01,399 --> 01:00:03,832
Yes, let's go where
except here.

1279
01:00:05,935 --> 01:00:08,003
How are you...
You didn't make it

1280
01:00:08,005 --> 01:00:10,839
- No.
- Banana.

1281
01:00:10,841 --> 01:00:12,508
- We have to enter. Go, leave, leave.
- OK.

1282
01:00:12,510 --> 01:00:14,043
- I want to give you something
- Good thanks.

1283
01:00:14,045 --> 01:00:16,578
- I'll be right back.
- I'll see the decoration.

1284
01:00:16,580 --> 01:00:18,480
Look at the decoration.

1285
01:00:18,482 --> 01:00:21,350
Very...

1286
01:00:21,352 --> 01:00:23,385
- banana swing
- Imagine that.

1287
01:00:23,387 --> 01:00:24,753
That's funny, isn't it?

1288
01:00:24,755 --> 01:00:27,056
A bar like this is called a banana.

1289
01:00:27,058 --> 01:00:28,791
I know you.

1290
01:00:28,793 --> 01:00:31,360
- really
- David sir, hi.

1291
01:00:31,362 --> 01:00:33,395
- Hi.
- My name is Lars Hagerbakke

1292
01:00:33,397 --> 01:00:35,030
Sharon Solfest is my fiance.

1293
01:00:35,032 --> 01:00:37,499
- And is he in the item?
- We will get married

1294
01:00:37,501 --> 01:00:38,934
a little faster
than I feel comfortable,

1295
01:00:38,936 --> 01:00:40,402
but we will get married.

1296
01:00:40,404 --> 01:00:41,804
You are in a bar called Banana.

1297
01:00:43,807 --> 01:00:45,541
If I talk to my sister, Pauline,

1298
01:00:45,543 --> 01:00:46,942
I will say that is 4:30

1299
01:00:46,944 --> 01:00:49,445
and I wonder
where is my fiancee

1300
01:00:49,447 --> 01:00:51,680
Where is he?

1301
01:00:51,682 --> 01:00:54,483
- Where is he?
- If I talk to my sister, Sharon,

1302
01:00:54,485 --> 01:00:57,486
I will say, "Sharon, shut up
and stop talking to me

1303
01:00:57,488 --> 01:00:58,887
- so I can sleep."
- You don't care

1304
01:00:58,889 --> 01:01:00,889
Lars may be in a ditch

1305
01:01:00,891 --> 01:01:02,424
But it's not too important for you.

1306
01:01:02,426 --> 01:01:04,360
Sharon, he doesn't have a car.

1307
01:01:04,362 --> 01:01:06,895
You don't live according to the words of our song.

1308
01:01:06,897 --> 01:01:08,964
Have you ever shown
that you are my hero?

1309
01:01:08,966 --> 01:01:10,532
You are not all the ones I want...

1310
01:01:10,534 --> 01:01:12,468
You're not everything I want.

1311
01:01:12,470 --> 01:01:14,870
I can't fly more than a hawk  because you sit in my buddy

1312
01:01:14,872 --> 01:01:17,740
Button.

1313
01:01:17,742 --> 01:01:19,708
Oh, that zip.
Oh that's good.

1314
01:01:19,710 --> 01:01:22,845
working on your speech.

1315
01:01:22,847 --> 01:01:24,380
I will say it
in the speech.

1316
01:01:24,382 --> 01:01:25,714
"I want to thank my sister..."

1317
01:01:25,716 --> 01:01:27,750


1318
01:01:27,752 --> 01:01:29,752
Make sure to keep on for
at least half an hour,

1319
01:01:29,754 --> 01:01:31,120
because everyone is interested  I know it's been said
before, but I guess

1320
01:01:31,122 --> 01:01:32,454
I might say
overall, you know,

1321
01:01:32,456 --> 01:01:33,689
"You like me, you really like me."

1322
01:01:33,691 --> 01:01:35,958
Dear Sir, help Sharon
to have peace in her heart

1323
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:40,562
and stop flapping the gums.

1324
01:01:40,564 --> 01:01:42,865
Dear sir in heaven,

1325
01:01:42,867 --> 01:01:44,400
please help Pauline, like,

1326
01:01:44,402 --> 01:01:47,102
back to his old personality

1327
01:01:47,104 --> 01:01:48,837
and how was it before
before he was so great?

1328
01:01:48,839 --> 01:01:50,672
Stuff a ponytail in his mouth.

1329
01:01:50,674 --> 01:01:52,574
Do you think Jesus was involved with things like that?

1330
01:01:52,576 --> 01:01:54,810


1331
01:01:56,112 --> 01:01:59,581
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

1332
01:02:00,650 --> 01:02:02,117
They are not new.

1333
01:02:02,119 --> 01:02:03,852
They're men, okay.

1334
01:02:03,854 --> 01:02:08,757
They are just dancing people.

1335
01:02:08,759 --> 01:02:11,527
You didn't come to the bar
called a banana for women.

1336
01:02:12,896 --> 01:02:14,863
This, um...

1337
01:02:16,132 --> 01:02:18,967
- OK.
- Hey, I understand this

1338
01:02:18,969 --> 01:02:23,939
Hey. We, by the way, we are in a gay bar.

1339
01:02:23,941 --> 01:02:25,841
Put it behind your ear.
Let me see that.

1340
01:02:25,843 --> 01:02:27,743
You look like Dolores Del Rio.

1341
01:02:27,745 --> 01:02:29,578
- you love him, don't you?
- Yes, of course.

1342
01:02:29,580 --> 01:02:32,214
Look, that's what I said.
Maybe love Streisand.

1343
01:02:32,216 --> 01:02:36,018
I learned my first Streisand literally before I could speak.

1344
01:02:36,020 --> 01:02:37,686
- Right
- God.

1345
01:02:37,688 --> 01:02:39,555
Maybe it's a shame Annie got the gun.

1346
01:02:39,557 --> 01:02:40,923
God, get me...
I need a drink.

1347
01:02:40,925 --> 01:02:42,558
Get this person something
with an umbrella in it.

1348
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:44,860
- I have something.
- Well.

1349
01:02:46,529 --> 01:02:47,863
Doesn't that feel good?

1350
01:02:47,865 --> 01:02:50,232
- Yes, that's right
- Sip freedom, my friend  Sip freedom.

1351
01:02:50,234 --> 01:02:52,835
Feel the warmth of reception.

1352
01:02:52,837 --> 01:02:55,103
Let's dance, come on. Come on

1353
01:02:55,105 --> 01:02:57,172
Before we do it, can I?

1354
01:02:57,174 --> 01:02:59,241
Everyone, name
I'm Lars Hagerbakke

1355
01:02:59,243 --> 01:03:01,643
and...

1356
01:03:01,645 --> 01:03:03,812
I'm also gay.

1357
01:03:03,814 --> 01:03:05,647
- Oh yeah.

1358
01:03:05,649 --> 01:03:08,183


1359
01:03:10,187 --> 01:03:13,989
My name is Lars Hagerbakke
from Blue Land, Minnesota  and I'm also gay.

1360
01:03:13,991 --> 01:03:16,558
You won't do this every time, right?

1361
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:19,027
- What?
- Big speech and everything

1362
01:03:19,029 --> 01:03:20,996
Sharon. Sharon.

1363
01:03:26,770 --> 01:03:28,904
I lost... the key.

1364
01:03:32,610 --> 01:03:35,611
How about the ditch?

1365
01:03:36,646 --> 01:03:37,980
- How about the ditch?
- I don't understand  - Are you in a ditch?
- No, I'm not in a ditch.

1366
01:03:37,982 --> 01:03:39,648
I was in... I was in a bar.

1367
01:03:39,650 --> 01:03:41,517
- We...
- Alright, I hope you have fun.

1368
01:03:41,519 --> 01:03:45,921
- I have fun.
- We have been waiting all night.

1369
01:03:45,923 --> 01:03:48,257
- We haven't slept yet.
- I am sorry.

1370
01:03:48,259 --> 01:03:50,659


1371
01:03:50,661 --> 01:03:52,794


1372
01:03:52,796 --> 01:03:55,731
I have something I need
I share with you both.

1373
01:03:55,733 --> 01:03:57,666
We don't even have
for apologies,

1374
01:03:57,668 --> 01:04:01,003
So know that I forgive you
because I'm a good Lutheran.

1375
01:04:01,005 --> 01:04:03,839
- Sharon?
- What?

1376
01:04:05,842 --> 01:04:07,876
I'm gay.

1377
01:04:07,878 --> 01:04:11,113
I know this will be a surprising surprise  for you two, but I'm gay.

1378
01:04:11,115 --> 01:04:14,983
- No.
- Yes.

1379
01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:18,253
- No no.
- Yes.

1380
01:04:18,255 --> 01:04:19,621
- No no.
- Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

1381
01:04:19,623 --> 01:04:21,290
I'm sorry, no

1382
01:04:21,292 --> 01:04:25,260
Lars, gay, like,
choice, okay?

1383
01:04:26,829 --> 01:04:32,200
- Gay is like perm.
- SH...

1384
01:04:32,202 --> 01:04:34,570


1385
01:04:34,572 --> 01:04:36,171
You can get perm.
You can't get perm.

1386
01:04:36,173 --> 01:04:39,708
Gay is like slipping
a comfortable sweater.

1387
01:04:39,710 --> 01:04:41,977
If it's an option to insert a comfortable sweater,

1388
01:04:41,979 --> 01:04:43,779
yes, I chose to use

1389
01:04:43,781 --> 01:04:47,115
My gay sweater
and it tastes good.

1390
01:04:47,117 --> 01:04:49,618
Remember the story of boys
and kaka soecker

1391
01:04:49,620 --> 01:04:51,887
where do we wait and
wait and wait?

1392
01:04:51,889 --> 01:04:54,790
That is a kind of mistake.

1393
01:04:54,792 --> 01:04:58,093
Okay, here are these friends,
my old friend who is salty.

1394
01:04:58,095 --> 01:04:59,161
They came.

1395
01:04:59,163 --> 01:05:00,929
You wait at...

1396
01:05:00,931 --> 01:05:03,999
You're waiting for something that
will never happen.

1397
01:05:04,001 --> 01:05:06,234
We really have to go.
Change it, okay?

1398
01:05:06,236 --> 01:05:07,936
Do you know what? I
choose clothes for you.

1399
01:05:07,938 --> 01:05:09,204
I have to change my hair.

1400
01:05:09,206 --> 01:05:10,939
This is not my competition hair.

1401
01:05:10,941 --> 01:05:13,842
Alright, so get dressed.
Come on, come on.

1402
01:05:13,844 --> 01:05:17,646
Sharon, I want you to know
that it doesn't matter what happens,

1403
01:05:17,648 --> 01:05:21,149
I will always have
for you forever.

1404
01:05:21,151 --> 01:05:23,719
Yes, Lars, because you
will be my husband,

1405
01:05:23,721 --> 01:05:25,654
so you will be there
We will be in the same house.

1406
01:05:25,656 --> 01:05:29,725
Sharon, you...
Kind of in denial.

1407
01:05:29,727 --> 01:05:31,326
Lars, do you know what
denial is?

1408
01:05:31,328 --> 01:05:34,630
Denial of words that are very
negative for positive thinking.

1409
01:05:34,632 --> 01:05:36,264
No, in this case, denial is

1410
01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:39,401
You will try to marry a homosexual man.

1411
01:05:39,403 --> 01:05:41,803
There is a camp.
This is called straight forward.

1412
01:05:41,805 --> 01:05:43,939
This is the place where you go if you're confused  about you thinking you're gay

1413
01:05:43,941 --> 01:05:45,307
You worked on a craft project,
improved your thinking...

1414
01:05:45,309 --> 01:05:47,342
Singing and Macramé will straighten someone?

1415
01:05:47,344 --> 01:05:49,678
I don't think so.

1416
01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:50,812
Oh, this is crazy
It's crazy  - Sharon
- What?

1417
01:05:52,181 --> 01:05:55,651
I'm sorry.

1418
01:05:55,653 --> 01:05:56,752
If... are you...
Will it be weird?

1419
01:05:56,754 --> 01:05:58,654
if I ask you
for pink diamonds?

1420
01:05:58,656 --> 01:06:01,423
Is it un... it's uncomfortable...
It's uncomfortable.

1421
01:06:01,425 --> 01:06:05,360


1422
01:06:05,362 --> 01:06:08,063


1423
01:06:08,065 --> 01:06:09,398
I'll go here for a while.

1424
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:11,333
You don't go anywhere

1425
01:06:11,335 --> 01:06:13,235
That's... that's weird, isn't it?

1426
01:06:13,237 --> 01:06:14,903
I will... later, I have to get it later.

1427
01:06:14,905 --> 01:06:16,672
Okay, it's not strange at all.
Here.

1428
01:06:16,674 --> 01:06:18,073
And actually, why didn't you
clean it for me?

1429
01:06:18,075 --> 01:06:20,709
Because it's already covered by
in chocolate pudding, okay?

1430
01:06:22,779 --> 01:06:25,414
I will... I will save it  I, um, I have a cake to make.

1431
01:06:27,850 --> 01:06:30,952
I have a million dollars to win, so I have to go.

1432
01:06:30,954 --> 01:06:36,158
Come on, let's just go.

1433
01:06:38,428 --> 01:06:40,696
I'm rooting for you  Women and men,

1434
01:06:44,100 --> 01:06:46,234
This is the time we
are all waiting for.

1435
01:06:52,975 --> 01:06:55,277


1436
01:06:55,279 --> 01:06:57,913


1437
01:07:03,352 --> 01:07:06,788
It's time to announce the seven finalists.

1438
01:07:06,790 --> 01:07:08,090
Category number one,

1439
01:07:08,092 --> 01:07:10,192
in breakfast
sunny and morning,

1440
01:07:10,194 --> 01:07:15,197
the winner is hot and tasty
meltameeta stuffed biscuits,

1441
01:07:15,199 --> 01:07:18,834
ladybug Briggs,
Atlanta, Georgia.

1442
01:07:18,836 --> 01:07:20,068
Yeah!

1443
01:07:20,070 --> 01:07:22,738
Circle the fire ring, ladybug!

1444
01:07:22,740 --> 01:07:26,742
- Mama, you have this
- Here it comes

1445
01:07:26,744 --> 01:07:29,211
In the first category,
pie and delicious cakes,

1446
01:07:29,213 --> 01:07:31,079
the winner is,

1447
01:07:31,081 --> 01:07:33,348
easy one cupboard
death by chocolate cake,

1448
01:07:33,350 --> 01:07:36,418
Sharon Solfest, land
blue, Minnesota.

1449
01:07:36,420 --> 01:07:41,389
Sharon, enter
in the fire circle.

1450
01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:44,826
Sharon, you the best
, I love you!

1451
01:07:44,828 --> 01:07:46,161
That's it, Sharon.

1452
01:07:49,499 --> 01:07:52,367
In... congratulations, there.

1453
01:07:52,369 --> 01:07:55,337
- Whoa!
- In delicious salads and side dishes, the winner is...

1454
01:07:55,339 --> 01:07:57,239
Whoa! What are you doing?

1455
01:07:57,241 --> 01:07:58,406
Let me help you.

1456
01:07:58,408 --> 01:08:00,876
There is no way to get there.

1457
01:08:00,878 --> 01:08:03,912
I think there's a bit of confusion about how to enter the fire circle,

1458
01:08:03,914 --> 01:08:07,516
and I think it causes
some people become embarrassed.

1459
01:08:07,518 --> 01:08:08,984
I'm sorry, honey  We talked this morning about this.

1460
01:08:08,986 --> 01:08:11,319
There must be a way to enter
into the circle of fire.

1461
01:08:11,321 --> 01:08:14,089
We still haven't found the
way to get into that fire...

1462
01:08:14,091 --> 01:08:17,325
Ring of Fire.

1463
01:08:17,327 --> 01:08:19,494


1464
01:08:21,097 --> 01:08:22,397
I know I said it was a ring.

1465
01:08:22,399 --> 01:08:24,533
Well, bring someone here.

1466
01:08:24,535 --> 01:08:26,802
Go away, okay?

1467
01:08:26,804 --> 01:08:28,837
And on a delicious lunch,

1468
01:08:28,839 --> 01:08:32,474
the winner is cream
cream chocolate coco-nutty,

1469
01:08:32,476 --> 01:08:36,178
Del Crawford, Tama, Iowa. Del!

1470
01:08:36,180 --> 01:08:40,515
- You did it
- You did it He was a finalist.

1471
01:08:44,187 --> 01:08:45,954
Jennifer Watson...

1472
01:08:45,956 --> 01:08:49,524
Enter the fire ring, Jennifer!

1473
01:08:52,595 --> 01:08:56,164
Final finalists are
vegetables vegetables,

1474
01:08:56,166 --> 01:08:58,300
is Pauline corn,

1475
01:08:58,302 --> 01:09:02,070
Pauline Solfest, land
blue, Minnesota.

1476
01:09:07,511 --> 01:09:11,313
This is really interesting, and now
this is a true blood match.

1477
01:09:11,315 --> 01:09:16,184
Ladies and gentlemen, two sisters
compete for a million dollar prize.

1478
01:09:23,860 --> 01:09:26,895
Congratulations to all winners.

1479
01:09:29,098 --> 01:09:30,365
Good work, Del!

1480
01:09:51,153 --> 01:09:52,554
I'm sure your mother is proud.

1481
01:09:52,556 --> 01:09:56,958
He's dead, but
my father might be proud.

1482
01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:58,360
Very proud.

1483
01:09:58,362 --> 01:10:00,161
I'm sorry about your mother  We have our contestants in
here, waiting to start.

1484
01:10:10,606 --> 01:10:13,408
Um, the last leg
us one million dollars  Van Ruckle ranch cook-off,

1485
01:10:13,410 --> 01:10:16,978
and I think there are seconds now,

1486
01:10:16,980 --> 01:10:18,446
contestants will start soon.

1487
01:10:18,448 --> 01:10:20,015
Grand prize finalist
in ring of fire,

1488
01:10:20,017 --> 01:10:22,050
start your oven

1489
01:10:22,052 --> 01:10:25,053


1490
01:10:25,055 --> 01:10:28,023


1491
01:10:49,378 --> 01:10:52,447
- someone is approaching you
- For what?

1492
01:10:52,449 --> 01:10:54,449
To win millions of dollars,
is like sharing it with you,

1493
01:10:54,451 --> 01:10:56,051
- like that?
- Oh.

1494
01:10:56,053 --> 01:10:57,585
I mean, don't
think too much about it.

1495
01:10:57,587 --> 01:10:59,721
No, but I wonder,
is it too late for me?

1496
01:10:59,723 --> 01:11:01,690
-to approach someone?

1497
01:11:02,959 --> 01:11:04,359
Do you feel sorry for anyone?

1498
01:11:04,361 --> 01:11:05,627
Is there someone
that you will choose?

1499
01:11:05,629 --> 01:11:07,228
because you feel sorry for them?

1500
01:11:07,230 --> 01:11:09,097
In black leather clothing

1501
01:11:09,099 --> 01:11:12,000
is crying into a large mixing bowl.

1502
01:11:20,076 --> 01:11:21,376
Sharon.

1503
01:11:21,378 --> 01:11:23,578
Sharon. Sharon?

1504
01:11:23,580 --> 01:11:25,647
Sharon, I love you
Sorry we didn't speak.

1505
01:11:25,649 --> 01:11:30,051
Come on. Come on

1506
01:11:30,053 --> 01:11:32,587
- You are my best friend.
- You are also my best friend

1507
01:11:32,589 --> 01:11:34,222
Come on. Come on

1508
01:11:34,224 --> 01:11:36,391
You are my hero  You're everything I want...

1509
01:11:36,393 --> 01:11:38,526
Honey, I will do what they do on TV programs.

1510
01:11:38,528 --> 01:11:41,663
You know, where they put
people outside the island

1511
01:11:41,665 --> 01:11:43,999
or you have to be fired.

1512
01:11:44,001 --> 01:11:45,300
I will do what they call

1513
01:11:45,302 --> 01:11:46,634
keep under radar  Well, you know, his girlfriend, he
is a real person...

1514
01:11:46,636 --> 01:11:49,170
She's different, okay?
He is a very different man.

1515
01:11:49,172 --> 01:11:52,507
Listen to me.

1516
01:11:52,509 --> 01:11:54,642
I will grab your arm
really strong like,

1517
01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:56,177


1518
01:11:56,179 --> 01:11:58,346


1519
01:11:58,348 --> 01:12:00,015


1520
01:12:00,017 --> 01:12:01,583


1521
01:12:01,585 --> 01:12:03,451


1522
01:12:03,453 --> 01:12:07,622


1523
01:12:07,624 --> 01:12:09,791


1524
01:12:09,793 --> 01:12:12,193


1525
01:12:12,195 --> 01:12:14,129


1526
01:12:14,131 --> 01:12:17,399


1527
01:12:17,401 --> 01:12:19,267


1528
01:12:19,269 --> 01:12:21,536


1529
01:12:23,472 --> 01:12:25,140


1530
01:12:25,142 --> 01:12:27,208


1531
01:12:27,210 --> 01:12:29,144


1532
01:12:29,146 --> 01:12:31,112


1533
01:12:31,114 --> 01:12:32,747
Yes, because I can do
what I want.

1534
01:12:32,749 --> 01:12:35,050
That's right, whatever you are...

1535
01:12:35,052 --> 01:12:36,818
What did you see?

1536
01:12:36,820 --> 01:12:39,054
Do you want to take care of your own business?

1537
01:12:39,056 --> 01:12:41,823
Listen, your recipe
is not a Bible, okay?

1538
01:12:41,825 --> 01:12:44,092
No, this is none of your business.

1539
01:12:44,094 --> 01:12:46,661
No, I did that.

1540
01:12:46,663 --> 01:12:48,663
Hi.

1541
01:12:48,665 --> 01:12:51,132
See, if it doesn't win,

1542
01:12:51,134 --> 01:12:53,234
I will burn your house.

1543
01:12:55,204 --> 01:12:57,839
My grandfather.

1544
01:12:59,141 --> 01:13:01,543
You better watch your PS and QS.

1545
01:13:05,614 --> 01:13:10,251
There is something that smells like
dirt in this ring of fire.

1546
01:13:10,253 --> 01:13:13,221
And I stand right
next to it, okay?

1547
01:13:24,367 --> 01:13:27,368
Uh...

1548
01:13:31,140 --> 01:13:32,507
You leaked

1549
01:13:32,509 --> 01:13:35,410


1550
01:13:35,412 --> 01:13:38,246


1551
01:13:38,248 --> 01:13:40,215


1552
01:13:40,217 --> 01:13:42,550


1553
01:13:42,552 --> 01:13:45,253


1554
01:13:45,255 --> 01:13:47,589


1555
01:13:47,591 --> 01:13:50,158


1556
01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:51,459


1557
01:13:51,461 --> 01:13:53,495


1558
01:13:53,497 --> 01:13:54,497


1559
01:13:55,865 --> 01:13:59,267


1560
01:13:59,269 --> 01:14:00,435


1561
01:14:00,437 --> 01:14:02,270


1562
01:14:02,272 --> 01:14:04,572


1563
01:14:04,574 --> 01:14:05,907


1564
01:14:05,909 --> 01:14:07,709
How does it feel?

1565
01:14:07,711 --> 01:14:10,278
They don't say that I
will be the only man.

1566
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:14,749
Help me Please, please
don't tell anyone  - Pauline, I love you
- I love you.

1567
01:14:14,751 --> 01:14:17,185
Smoke in the fire ring doesn't work for me.

1568
01:14:17,187 --> 01:14:20,855
I'm sorry, I didn't cook hickory chicken here.

1569
01:14:20,857 --> 01:14:23,391
No, I'm not a coconut bruise.

1570
01:14:23,393 --> 01:14:25,393
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the last countdown.

1571
01:14:25,395 --> 01:14:28,263
Ten, nine,

1572
01:14:29,565 --> 01:14:31,232
eight, seven, six...

1573
01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:34,769
Five, four, three,

1574
01:14:36,305 --> 01:14:39,207
two, one
The time is over! The oven is turned off!

1575
01:14:39,209 --> 01:14:43,711
Thank you very much,
ladies and gentleman.

1576
01:14:43,713 --> 01:14:47,382


1577
01:14:48,417 --> 01:14:49,951
It's over and I'll be like that

1578
01:14:49,953 --> 01:14:52,420
takes you alive,
million-dollar winner

1579
01:14:52,422 --> 01:14:55,323
- as soon as you find out.
- final judging

1580
01:14:56,793 --> 01:14:58,293
How are you feeling?

1581
01:14:58,295 --> 01:14:59,827
Good.
I feel very, very good.

1582
01:15:02,198 --> 01:15:05,733
There are biscuits
meltameeta which are hot and delicious

1583
01:15:05,735 --> 01:15:07,569
and how do you feel, ladybug?

1584
01:15:07,571 --> 01:15:10,338
Everything is up to god now.

1585
01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:22,584
To the point.
That's how it is.

1586
01:15:27,590 --> 01:15:32,260
And stuffed biscuits and
by ladybug Briggs,

1587
01:15:32,262 --> 01:15:34,762
Atlanta, Georgia. This...

1588
01:15:34,764 --> 01:15:36,764
Ladybug Briggs, he
has golden teeth.

1589
01:15:36,766 --> 01:15:39,400
This is a dish that
causes a lot of buzz here.

1590
01:15:39,402 --> 01:15:42,604
Any mention of nails?

1591
01:15:42,606 --> 01:15:44,405
Let me ask the ladybug Briggs.

1592
01:15:44,407 --> 01:15:46,507
Oh, that's one of his nails.

1593
01:15:46,509 --> 01:15:48,743
Try to get it. There might be some false eyelashes there somewhere.

1594
01:15:48,745 --> 01:15:50,712
I don't know, maybe someone's wallet.
Who knows.

1595
01:15:50,714 --> 01:15:54,315
I'm very touched by these women  and that's a crazy person
who came here

1596
01:15:54,317 --> 01:15:55,850
and cooking their hearts and
souls out  - with this strange and distinctive dish.
- OK

1597
01:15:55,852 --> 01:15:57,552
But we have to
really choose...

1598
01:15:57,554 --> 01:16:00,888
Choose a winner.

1599
01:16:00,890 --> 01:16:04,292
It feels the best.

1600
01:16:04,294 --> 01:16:05,960
- It doesn't feel the best.
- For me it tastes good.

1601
01:16:05,962 --> 01:16:07,695
Well, you know,
is feeling subjective.

1602
01:16:07,697 --> 01:16:10,265


1603
01:16:10,267 --> 01:16:11,833


1604
01:16:11,835 --> 01:16:14,802
It sounds like you
push us towards this.

1605
01:16:14,804 --> 01:16:16,704
- No.
- For evil reasons.

1606
01:16:16,706 --> 01:16:18,473
- I think it draws us in that direction.
- Nefarious

1607
01:16:18,475 --> 01:16:19,774
And apparently someone
likes it very much.

1608
01:16:19,776 --> 01:16:21,542
- Morty likes it.
- Morty is not a judge.

1609
01:16:21,544 --> 01:16:23,444
Subject to us  We need access to Jumbotron.

1610
01:16:23,446 --> 01:16:25,647
We want to put on tapes... do you know the tape I'm talking about?

1611
01:16:25,649 --> 01:16:27,615
- this is fixed
- Of course, I'm the second.

1612
01:16:27,617 --> 01:16:29,917
- And me, I will remind the media.
- Let me tell you,

1613
01:16:29,919 --> 01:16:31,586
federated food ingredients and
Van Rookle farms

1614
01:16:31,588 --> 01:16:34,389
really need to support their support

1615
01:16:34,391 --> 01:16:36,324


1616
01:16:36,326 --> 01:16:37,492
in urban ethnic communities,

1617
01:16:37,494 --> 01:16:40,862
and for me, what is the better way to do it?

1618
01:16:40,864 --> 01:16:43,331
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

1619
01:16:43,333 --> 01:16:44,999
I will go to the media, I mean that.

1620
01:16:45,001 --> 01:16:47,468
Next door cousin
I'm on the display.

1621
01:16:47,470 --> 01:16:50,638
Okay, okay, which one do you choose?

1622
01:16:52,709 --> 01:16:54,075
We now arrive at the climax  from Van farm
Rookle cook-off.

1623
01:16:54,077 --> 01:16:56,778
On the silver tray
there is a million dollars recipe.

1624
01:16:56,780 --> 01:17:00,882
So without further ado,

1625
01:17:00,884 --> 01:17:05,320
winners and entries that
can escape

1626
01:17:05,322 --> 01:17:07,522
with one million dollars
money Morty Van Rookle

1627
01:17:07,524 --> 01:17:11,092
it's...

1628
01:17:11,094 --> 01:17:12,994
Del Crawford for him

1629
01:17:12,996 --> 01:17:14,762


1630
01:17:14,764 --> 01:17:17,665
Recipe for chocolate chocolate koko recipe.

1631
01:17:17,667 --> 01:17:22,337
- Del Crawford
- I won! I win!

1632
01:17:22,339 --> 01:17:27,475
Justice! Justice! Justice!

1633
01:17:27,477 --> 01:17:30,712
I promise a story.
This is one and a half stories,

1634
01:17:30,714 --> 01:17:32,513
You won't believe this.

1635
01:17:32,515 --> 01:17:34,382
watching and learning.

1636
01:17:34,384 --> 01:17:36,851
I used to run one...

1637
01:17:36,853 --> 01:17:38,753
- what?
- yes!

1638
01:17:38,755 --> 01:17:41,622
This is not my thing.
I mean, I'm not baking.

1639
01:17:41,624 --> 01:17:42,957
I don't like baking.

1640
01:17:42,959 --> 01:17:45,460
I don't like it...
I like Chocolate.

1641
01:17:45,462 --> 01:17:47,762
What is this?
What is this?

1642
01:17:47,764 --> 01:17:49,664
A gay bar?

1643
01:17:49,666 --> 01:17:52,500
I have to drop the phone,
I think I blew it...

1644
01:17:55,605 --> 01:17:56,838
I want to hold that big check.

1645
01:17:56,840 --> 01:17:58,072
That person is a cheater!

1646
01:17:58,074 --> 01:18:00,608
- No, I mean so.
- What?

1647
01:18:00,610 --> 01:18:02,777
He deceived my mother from a million dollars!

1648
01:18:04,447 --> 01:18:06,748
It won't go down like that!

1649
01:18:08,851 --> 01:18:10,618
Please calm down  There is cheating on the farm
Van Rookle cook-off.

1650
01:18:24,901 --> 01:18:28,669
This has never happened
in history...

1651
01:18:28,671 --> 01:18:30,505
We will prepare a statement.

1652
01:18:30,507 --> 01:18:32,473
There is no need
feared, people.

1653
01:18:32,475 --> 01:18:33,741
Take out everyone
and that means.

1654
01:18:33,743 --> 01:18:35,576
Security guards at every door.

1655
01:18:41,417 --> 01:18:42,583
I want everyone to come out.

1656
01:18:42,585 --> 01:18:43,851
Excuse me, I need you outside.

1657
01:18:48,424 --> 01:18:50,792
A leopard doesn't change its place.

1658
01:18:53,962 --> 01:18:57,698


1659
01:18:59,835 --> 01:19:03,438
- Where - he just
ran out

1660
01:19:03,440 --> 01:19:04,705
Oh yeah.

1661
01:19:20,722 --> 01:19:22,557
At this time, I will need everyone

1662
01:19:22,559 --> 01:19:24,759
to spread from this area.

1663
01:19:24,761 --> 01:19:26,561
I bring you life  here from the farm
Van Rookle cook-off

1664
01:19:26,563 --> 01:19:28,563
what might be the first
event

1665
01:19:28,565 --> 01:19:30,932
cheating was once in the cook-off.

1666
01:19:30,934 --> 01:19:33,201
Well, it looks like three times the
finalist, Daneel Kuhar,

1667
01:19:33,203 --> 01:19:37,071
has included his fiancee,
Del Crawford, replaced him  calling him from the audience

1668
01:19:37,073 --> 01:19:41,576
to request the recipe  to win
one million dollars,

1669
01:19:41,578 --> 01:19:43,578
a clear violation of the rules for cooking Van Rookle cooking.

1670
01:19:43,580 --> 01:19:45,646


1671
01:19:45,648 --> 01:19:47,548


1672
01:19:47,550 --> 01:19:51,118


1673
01:19:55,757 --> 01:19:57,124
Hey honey. check

1674
01:19:57,126 --> 01:19:58,826
- How are you?
- Hi, dear.

1675
01:19:58,828 --> 01:20:01,262
Sounds like you're in pain.
What is going on?

1676
01:20:01,264 --> 01:20:04,699
- The baby is coming, isn't it?
- Shut up. I haven't... sh!

1677
01:20:04,701 --> 01:20:08,536
I honestly need to talk with my ex-fiance, Sharon.

1678
01:20:08,538 --> 01:20:10,505
Even though I no longer feel
like that about women,

1679
01:20:10,507 --> 01:20:12,139
we still have a very special
connection.

1680
01:20:12,141 --> 01:20:14,575
I understand, sir, and I celebrate your lifestyle  But no one entered
into this room.

1681
01:20:14,577 --> 01:20:16,844
Area sealed, black code!

1682
01:20:16,846 --> 01:20:19,881
Make a way for muffins.
Make way for muffins.

1683
01:20:23,085 --> 01:20:25,119
that's all. muffins
muffins

1684
01:20:25,121 --> 01:20:27,288


1685
01:20:28,657 --> 01:20:31,092
You're not a muffin...

1686
01:20:31,094 --> 01:20:33,528
Alright, Madam,
You come with me.

1687
01:20:34,998 --> 01:20:36,731
You know, but I don't think it's time.

1688
01:20:36,733 --> 01:20:38,973
- baby, come with me.
- No, no, I've seen you seen.

1689
01:20:39,936 --> 01:20:43,170
- I'm sure you're very good
- Honey, it's me.

1690
01:20:43,172 --> 01:20:45,540
understand that I
have my order.

1691
01:20:45,542 --> 01:20:48,075
From Mr. Whims himself!

1692
01:20:49,646 --> 01:20:51,712
Everyone, please,
if you can,

1693
01:20:51,714 --> 01:20:53,581
if we can
have your patience.

1694
01:20:55,218 --> 01:20:56,884
We are in a lockdown.

1695
01:20:56,886 --> 01:20:59,687
Anyone who is not the last contestant
must wait here.

1696
01:20:59,689 --> 01:21:01,222
Did you hear that?
We are in a lockdown.

1697
01:21:01,224 --> 01:21:04,759


1698
01:21:04,761 --> 01:21:07,328


1699
01:21:07,330 --> 01:21:09,263


1700
01:21:09,265 --> 01:21:11,566


1701
01:21:11,568 --> 01:21:13,568


1702
01:21:13,570 --> 01:21:15,036


1703
01:21:15,038 --> 01:21:17,705


1704
01:21:20,343 --> 01:21:24,011


1705
01:21:24,013 --> 01:21:26,581


1706
01:21:26,583 --> 01:21:28,950


1707
01:21:30,953 --> 01:21:34,121


1708
01:21:38,260 --> 01:21:40,728


1709
01:21:51,106 --> 01:21:53,107
That person is weird about security.

1710
01:21:53,109 --> 01:21:55,710
These Van Rookle people are balls
nuts, I don't tell you.

1711
01:21:57,913 --> 01:22:00,848
- Do you let that person in.
- The muffin person authorizes it.

1712
01:22:00,850 --> 01:22:03,918
- These are Human Muffins.
- I didn't recognize it

1713
01:22:06,121 --> 01:22:07,321
Mama I was there!

1714
01:22:08,757 --> 01:22:10,791
The competition is over Mom.

1715
01:22:10,793 --> 01:22:12,259
Are you...

1716
01:22:12,261 --> 01:22:14,629
- Do you know Lamaze?
- Yes, I have three.

1717
01:22:14,631 --> 01:22:16,130
Do your breathing  Hi, I am Timothy's wish.

1718
01:22:16,132 --> 01:22:17,665
- Hi.
- What is your name?

1719
01:22:17,667 --> 01:22:18,699
I'm a muffin person.

1720
01:22:18,701 --> 01:22:20,101
Okay, actually it's not

1721
01:22:20,103 --> 01:22:21,869


1722
01:22:21,871 --> 01:22:24,672
and we will appreciate
if you take off our mascot.

1723
01:22:24,674 --> 01:22:26,073
Please now.

1724
01:22:26,075 --> 01:22:28,109
I can't let go.
My wife gave birth.

1725
01:22:28,111 --> 01:22:32,279
Pauline.
Pauline, hi.

1726
01:22:32,281 --> 01:22:38,252
Eh, can you get the
apron, Pauline?

1727
01:22:40,188 --> 01:22:42,156
Thank you. thanks.

1728
01:22:42,158 --> 01:22:44,392
Uh...

1729
01:22:44,394 --> 01:22:47,762
- Nice to meet you again
- put it down Put it

1730
01:22:51,733 --> 01:22:52,867
Who are you?

1731
01:22:52,869 --> 01:22:56,871
Who...
I'm a muffin person.

1732
01:22:56,873 --> 01:22:59,040
You don't... yeah

1733
01:22:59,042 --> 01:23:00,975
- No.
- Yeah.

1734
01:23:00,977 --> 01:23:03,944
- No.
- Without my suit

1735
01:23:03,946 --> 01:23:05,413
- No.
- That's how I look.

1736
01:23:05,415 --> 01:23:07,048
Why don't you wear your coat?

1737
01:23:07,050 --> 01:23:08,816
Well, I sell it.

1738
01:23:08,818 --> 01:23:11,085
We are in a lockdown, so
I will need all of you

1739
01:23:11,087 --> 01:23:13,688
to leave smoke, and
if you want to go too,

1740
01:23:13,690 --> 01:23:16,390
- You can go but you lose your worth.
- What do you know, guys...

1741
01:23:16,392 --> 01:23:19,760
Sure.
They share our families.

1742
01:23:21,431 --> 01:23:24,198
- There are more of us than there are of them.

1743
01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:26,834
So now you're listening
he stirs the crowd.

1744
01:23:26,836 --> 01:23:31,238
We see muffins passing by, we see naked men passing by.

1745
01:23:31,240 --> 01:23:35,176
I think you're amazing
and I hope you win.

1746
01:23:35,178 --> 01:23:36,911
Are you saying that
to me because if I win,

1747
01:23:36,913 --> 01:23:38,379
Will you want my money or something?

1748
01:23:38,381 --> 01:23:40,214
No no.

1749
01:23:40,216 --> 01:23:43,317
- I want medicine
- Honey, I will get a vasectomy.

1750
01:23:43,319 --> 01:23:45,252
You said a vasectomy, right?

1751
01:23:45,254 --> 01:23:47,288
- OK.
- I don't mean to go forward.

1752
01:23:47,290 --> 01:23:50,891
I think you're as beautiful as the whole
state of Minnesota.

1753
01:23:50,893 --> 01:23:53,494
Never in my life  Has anyone ever said something to me like that?

1754
01:23:53,496 --> 01:23:57,098
Remove and open the door.

1755
01:24:05,140 --> 01:24:06,974
- I'm rooting for you
- thank you

1756
01:24:13,815 --> 01:24:16,250
Whoever hurts themselves
myself, I'm a lawyer.

1757
01:24:19,254 --> 01:24:22,423
Please,

1758
01:24:23,759 --> 01:24:25,159
will you hold it back,
ladies and gentlemen?

1759
01:24:25,161 --> 01:24:26,827
I've never seen anything like this in my life.

1760
01:24:26,829 --> 01:24:28,963


1761
01:24:28,965 --> 01:24:30,765
I don't get paid
enough money for this.

1762
01:24:30,767 --> 01:24:34,034
Hold. Hold on!

1763
01:24:34,036 --> 01:24:36,436
From the nosh network, I think
we will finally hear

1764
01:24:37,038 --> 01:24:38,773
who is the final, final winner

1765
01:24:38,775 --> 01:24:41,075
from Van farm
Rookle cook-off is,

1766
01:24:41,077 --> 01:24:44,411
after a lot of strom and
drom, after a lot of emotions.

1767
01:24:44,413 --> 01:24:46,914
The judge and contestant
finally entered,

1768
01:24:46,916 --> 01:24:51,118
we will finally hear who won the million dollar prize.

1769
01:24:51,120 --> 01:24:53,954
Women and men.
Women and men,

1770
01:24:53,956 --> 01:24:58,025
the judges have decided in their
unlimited wisdom  and their desire to
avoid legal claims,

1771
01:24:58,027 --> 01:25:01,328
that is the one million
dollar cooking winner from Van Rookle farm

1772
01:25:01,330 --> 01:25:06,066


1773
01:25:06,068 --> 01:25:09,570
is Pauline Solfest
for Pauline corn.

1774
01:25:18,547 --> 01:25:20,581
Oh no!

1775
01:25:29,591 --> 01:25:33,828
- Oh yeah!
- I win!

1776
01:25:36,264 --> 01:25:38,165
My God...

1777
01:25:39,568 --> 01:25:41,535
Oh, I feel like I'm dreaming.

1778
01:25:41,537 --> 01:25:44,438
God. You all look at me right now.

1779
01:25:44,440 --> 01:25:47,942
I don't know what to say...
I didn't prepare anything...

1780
01:25:49,077 --> 01:25:53,314
God.

1781
01:25:53,316 --> 01:25:54,982
This is America.

1782
01:25:54,984 --> 01:25:57,618
Whatever can happen,
anyone can make it,

1783
01:25:57,620 --> 01:26:01,288
and this is the dream of a young woman.

1784
01:26:01,290 --> 01:26:06,627
You know, corn...
Amazing.

1785
01:26:06,629 --> 01:26:09,897
Corn, that's good,
it's sweet, you know.

1786
01:26:09,899 --> 01:26:12,933
Corn is good and I love corn.

1787
01:26:12,935 --> 01:26:15,870
What is that? Oh.

1788
01:26:15,872 --> 01:26:17,404
Thank you very much.

1789
01:26:17,406 --> 01:26:19,139
I won't realize this life  if it wasn't for my sister
who was supportive, Pauline.

1790
01:26:19,141 --> 01:26:22,576
You have decided to let
I'm in the center of attention.

1791
01:26:24,446 --> 01:26:28,616
This is where I can
really shine.

1792
01:26:28,618 --> 01:26:31,886
If it's not for him,

1793
01:26:31,888 --> 01:26:33,454
I won't have
confidence  to submit an application for
cooking Van Rookle cook-off.

1794
01:26:33,456 --> 01:26:37,091
Thank you, judge, and thank you, Sharon.

1795
01:26:37,093 --> 01:26:39,994
All

1796
01:26:39,996 --> 01:26:43,931
I love you too.

1797
01:26:43,933 --> 01:26:46,166
Good evening, and welcome
to Christine Merriweather's report.

1798
01:26:50,639 --> 01:26:53,140


1799
01:27:04,352 --> 01:27:07,021


1800
01:27:07,023 --> 01:27:11,158
Six months after the
Van Rookle farm scandal, where are they now?

1801
01:27:11,160 --> 01:27:13,961
We will bring you into the life of the contestants,

1802
01:27:13,963 --> 01:27:16,330
Van Rookle judges and employees,

1803
01:27:16,332 --> 01:27:18,232
after the only cook-off

1804
01:27:18,234 --> 01:27:19,600
in the history of this country,

1805
01:27:19,602 --> 01:27:22,403
to trigger an investigation of the full senate.

1806
01:27:22,405 --> 01:27:24,638
This is a story that you don't want to miss.

1807
01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:25,673
Stay here.

1808
01:27:25,675 --> 01:27:27,508
And we caught the cheaters.

1809
01:27:27,510 --> 01:27:28,542
We have done it. We caught them.

1810
01:27:28,544 --> 01:27:30,144
We put them in jail.

1811
01:27:30,146 --> 01:27:33,080
Kuhar woman, we caught her
because of tax fraud

1812
01:27:33,082 --> 01:27:34,548
to cheat the contest

1813
01:27:34,550 --> 01:27:36,684
You know he has that girlfriend,
we got it too.

1814
01:27:36,686 --> 01:27:39,086
She's in a big house now.

1815
01:27:39,088 --> 01:27:42,222
We brought it to
motorbike theft.

1816
01:27:44,326 --> 01:27:45,960
Not as big as costs,

1817
01:27:45,962 --> 01:27:48,329
but still substantial
in my book.

1818
01:27:48,331 --> 01:27:49,964
- It's been my dream  to have a check that
is very big in my hand  Not so many,

1819
01:27:49,966 --> 01:27:52,633
But the size, for
very long time,

1820
01:27:52,635 --> 01:27:54,368
Since I was little, you
know, and saw it on TV.

1821
01:27:54,370 --> 01:27:56,670
I'm like, "Dude, I hope I can survive

1822
01:27:56,672 --> 01:27:59,974
= a very big check someday."

1823
01:27:59,976 --> 01:28:02,543


1824
01:28:02,545 --> 01:28:04,311


1825
01:28:04,313 --> 01:28:07,548
I will tell
the people on the Van Rookle farm,

1826
01:28:07,550 --> 01:28:10,317
make sure the check is small,

1827
01:28:10,319 --> 01:28:13,654
again not the actual size,
the actual size of the check.

1828
01:28:13,656 --> 01:28:15,522
I will tell
young people in this country,

1829
01:28:15,524 --> 01:28:18,592
Stay away from baked goods,
they are fattening.

1830
01:28:18,594 --> 01:28:20,227
And I will say it too

1831
01:28:20,229 --> 01:28:23,764
open yourself to
all kinds of experiences.

1832
01:28:23,766 --> 01:28:27,134
Kill someone, you know

1833
01:28:27,136 --> 01:28:29,570
I'm philosophical about that.

1834
01:28:29,572 --> 01:28:32,773
I'm lying here.

1835
01:28:32,775 --> 01:28:34,708
I don't think I've ever fully recovered  from not winning

1836
01:28:34,710 --> 01:28:35,743
Now Thaddeus seems to think

1837
01:28:35,745 --> 01:28:37,511
there are several ways

1838
01:28:37,513 --> 01:28:39,013


1839
01:28:39,015 --> 01:28:41,281
I can still collect
some income.

1840
01:28:41,283 --> 01:28:42,683
Thaddeus blew it for you, mama.

1841
01:28:42,685 --> 01:28:44,551
Mama, it's not your fault.

1842
01:28:44,553 --> 01:28:48,188
This is a mistake
a particular Korean business

1843
01:28:48,190 --> 01:28:50,657
like salon
beautiful pretty nails,

1844
01:28:50,659 --> 01:28:55,596
which cuts the corner
with their ingredients.

1845
01:28:55,598 --> 01:28:58,532
They stopped using good
glue there in that place.

1846
01:28:58,534 --> 01:28:59,533
That's what I'm talking about.

1847
01:28:59,535 --> 01:29:02,136
These Koreans take shortcuts.

1848
01:29:02,138 --> 01:29:04,438
Easy. You shouldn't bother Korean people.

1849
01:29:04,440 --> 01:29:07,608
They have suffered enough with Vietnam
and all that. They don't need this.

1850
01:29:07,610 --> 01:29:09,710
Well, they came here to this boy's church,

1851
01:29:09,712 --> 01:29:13,113
shout and have
You and everything.

1852
01:29:13,115 --> 01:29:17,051
What caused my mother to lose a million dollars.

1853
01:29:18,621 --> 01:29:22,623
So we have filed a claim for
to make them pay for their negligence.

1854
01:29:22,625 --> 01:29:26,060
Now they get some.

1855
01:29:26,062 --> 01:29:27,661
Nothing is serious,
is nothing to worry about.

1856
01:29:27,663 --> 01:29:30,330
You have to go there.
That is your hoe  Don't call my boyfriend a hoe.

1857
01:29:30,332 --> 01:29:31,698
That's the name, right? Ho?

1858
01:29:31,700 --> 01:29:33,333
Well, this is Ho-lin Lee who won.

1859
01:29:33,335 --> 01:29:36,070
I will go there.

1860
01:29:36,072 --> 01:29:37,771
No, I will go there!

1861
01:29:37,773 --> 01:29:41,175
People might go knife.

1862
01:29:43,845 --> 01:29:45,479
Ow! Ow!

1863
01:29:45,481 --> 01:29:47,548


1864
01:29:47,550 --> 01:29:52,386
After the competition, I...
has no destruction.

1865
01:29:52,388 --> 01:29:55,322
I know that that's the
the rumor you heard,

1866
01:29:55,324 --> 01:29:57,157
but I have woken up.

1867
01:29:57,159 --> 01:30:01,261
This amazing voice
out of my body.

1868
01:30:01,263 --> 01:30:02,629
You know, it's like a...

1869
01:30:08,370 --> 01:30:11,238
I know there are lots of people out there

1870
01:30:11,240 --> 01:30:13,474
who hates their mother,

1871
01:30:13,476 --> 01:30:16,176
and if I can,
like, reaching out,

1872
01:30:16,178 --> 01:30:19,313
Like, a 13
year old girl who, you know,

1873
01:30:19,315 --> 01:30:22,416
wants his mother to be hit in the head,

1874
01:30:22,418 --> 01:30:24,284
You know, with a hammer.

1875
01:30:24,286 --> 01:30:28,822
So I thought,
"yeah, Victoria's secretion."

1876
01:30:41,170 --> 01:30:44,505
He apparently went to
sort of a music career,

1877
01:30:44,507 --> 01:30:46,240
but he never...
I tried to.

1878
01:30:46,242 --> 01:30:48,876
I give piano lessons
but we have to cut it

1879
01:30:48,878 --> 01:30:50,277
When he was in second grade.

1880
01:30:50,279 --> 01:30:52,713
He, um, he bit the piano.

1881
01:30:52,715 --> 01:30:54,414
We don't talk.
We haven't spoken.

1882
01:30:54,416 --> 01:30:55,916
Attend the house.

1883
01:30:55,918 --> 01:30:58,218
Military turn  Then I found Sandra.
She is fine.

1884
01:30:58,220 --> 01:31:01,355
At first he was grandiose.

1885
01:31:01,357 --> 01:31:03,457
He has a little attitude,

1886
01:31:03,459 --> 01:31:05,792
but we work
on that, right?

1887
01:31:05,794 --> 01:31:07,461
When I stop talking,
is always silence,

1888
01:31:07,463 --> 01:31:11,331
and now with Sandra,

1889
01:31:11,333 --> 01:31:14,434
Sometimes he talks,
and I don't like it.

1890
01:31:14,436 --> 01:31:18,238


1891
01:31:18,240 --> 01:31:20,274
We didn't win the cook-off, but I
think we did it better

1892
01:31:20,276 --> 01:31:22,809
- because of one of the products
that Patty got

1893
01:31:22,811 --> 01:31:25,546
is a vitamin pill that
does great.

1894
01:31:25,548 --> 01:31:27,514
Return it!

1895
01:31:27,516 --> 01:31:29,316
And because of this collection of
joys,

1896
01:31:29,318 --> 01:31:30,784
we will not have a
collection of joy anymore.

1897
01:31:30,786 --> 01:31:33,887
I got a vasectomy.
I gasped

1898
01:31:33,889 --> 01:31:36,957
And the vasectomy is not as bad as
which I thought would happen.

1899
01:31:36,959 --> 01:31:39,526
Enter and exit, snip and finish.

1900
01:31:39,528 --> 01:31:41,929
Is it like
when the dog is castrated?

1901
01:31:44,232 --> 01:31:45,499
Yes.

1902
01:31:56,579 --> 01:32:02,282
Welcome, everyone, to
gay and lesbian blue earth centers,

1903
01:32:02,284 --> 01:32:05,219
eh, also the shop

1904
01:32:05,221 --> 01:32:08,622
I'm trying now to do something called a gay day  and it consists of gay players,

1905
01:32:08,624 --> 01:32:11,592
gay farm animals for children
to come and pets.

1906
01:32:11,594 --> 01:32:14,394
So we need to invite people here.

1907
01:32:14,396 --> 01:32:16,330
Let children rub something gay and know it's okay to be gay.

1908
01:32:16,332 --> 01:32:19,733
I don't think anyone deserves
wins more than Pauline Solfest

1909
01:32:19,735 --> 01:32:23,904
except Sharon Solfest.

1910
01:32:23,906 --> 01:32:25,639
Listen, I'm happy to be
in the Solfest family,

1911
01:32:25,641 --> 01:32:28,675
don't get wrong about that,

1912
01:32:28,677 --> 01:32:30,310
even though my destiny is
for me to say,

1913
01:32:30,312 --> 01:32:32,446
"I won..." you know,

1914
01:32:32,448 --> 01:32:33,747
But, um, it doesn't work like that

1915
01:32:33,749 --> 01:32:36,383


1916
01:32:36,385 --> 01:32:38,418
because someone
interferes with my destiny,

1917
01:32:38,420 --> 01:32:41,655
and that person is Lars Hagerbakke
and everyone knows that.

1918
01:32:41,657 --> 01:32:47,261
Nobody, nobody knows
Lars Hagerbakke is gay, okay?

1919
01:32:47,263 --> 01:32:49,563
Nobody knows. He's not gay.

1920
01:32:49,565 --> 01:32:52,966
You know what, Sharon. You can
deny that it is my destiny  Because that's why
all dominoes fall.

1921
01:32:52,968 --> 01:32:55,769
- everything is good
- He is not happy with it

1922
01:32:55,771 --> 01:32:57,838
And then we
start naughty snacks,

1923
01:32:57,840 --> 01:33:02,442
which is erotic cake.

1924
01:33:02,444 --> 01:33:04,711
- Wait, sexy sister '
- Sexy naughty girl,

1925
01:33:04,713 --> 01:33:08,048
- naughty snacks
- Right

1926
01:33:08,050 --> 01:33:09,683


1927
01:33:09,685 --> 01:33:11,918
Because if there is one thing
that I have learned

1928
01:33:11,920 --> 01:33:14,454
from winning
millions of dollars,

1929
01:33:14,456 --> 01:33:16,356
it's because I'm a sexy girl.

1930
01:33:16,358 --> 01:33:19,726
She's sexy.
We are in Peepa magazine.

1931
01:33:19,728 --> 01:33:22,396
We are very sexy in the spread.

1932
01:33:22,398 --> 01:33:24,631
I'm here to tell you what,
we are sexy sisters.

1933
01:33:24,633 --> 01:33:27,534
- It doesn't brag
- It's not bragging

1934
01:33:27,536 --> 01:33:29,369
- It doesn't brag, facts are what it is.
- We speak the truth

1935
01:33:29,371 --> 01:33:32,539
So it's been six months and I
have moved to blue earth

1936
01:33:32,541 --> 01:33:36,009
to be with Pauline
and it will be great.

1937
01:33:36,011 --> 01:33:38,378
And my career has taken off.

1938
01:33:38,380 --> 01:33:41,915
I have really taken it
in a completely different direction.

1939
01:33:41,917 --> 01:33:45,385
Um, now I'm...

1940
01:33:45,387 --> 01:33:47,587
and you can see my face,

1941
01:33:47,589 --> 01:33:50,991
That's what after being in a
muffin costume for so long,

1942
01:33:50,993 --> 01:33:53,960
What I'm aware of is acting a lot

1943
01:33:53,962 --> 01:33:56,797
has something to do with seeing your face  This is much more fun.

1944
01:33:56,799 --> 01:33:58,765
That looks good.

1945
01:33:58,767 --> 01:34:01,735
- Time to do wild
- Already...

1946
01:34:01,737 --> 01:34:03,970
Famous several times.

1947
01:34:03,972 --> 01:34:06,707
- I love him.
- I love you.

1948
01:34:08,109 --> 01:34:09,743
I love you.

1949
01:34:09,745 --> 01:34:11,111
- She's my sister.
- And do you know what?

1950
01:34:11,113 --> 01:34:12,846
He stands in front of me
in the darkest moment.

1951
01:34:12,848 --> 01:34:16,516


1952
01:34:16,518 --> 01:34:17,918
- I will never forget that
- Always

1953
01:34:17,920 --> 01:34:18,952
And I'm grateful.

1954
01:35:09,036 --> 01:35:11,772
I hope to be the
person who has to sleep there,

1955
01:35:11,774 --> 01:35:13,573
You know, the problem is.
But I will do it.

1956
01:35:13,575 --> 01:35:15,542
This should be our romantic vacation  - and so maybe we better...
- there is a problem,

1957
01:35:15,544 --> 01:35:16,943
the word R, for romance

1958
01:35:16,945 --> 01:35:18,145
For what I feel for you,

1959
01:35:18,147 --> 01:35:19,946
I don't want to be in that bed with you  with your sister in that room

1960
01:35:19,948 --> 01:35:23,517
- Why?
- I will make love to you passionately and quickly

1961
01:35:23,519 --> 01:35:25,419
That would be embarrassing for me.

1962
01:35:25,421 --> 01:35:29,489
Well, that would be embarrassing.

1963
01:35:29,491 --> 01:35:31,858


1964
01:35:31,860 --> 01:35:33,693


1965
01:35:33,695 --> 01:35:36,863
Because dear, if I'm in this bed with you,

1966
01:35:36,865 --> 01:35:40,801
there will be nothing but
knocking and sweating.

1967
01:35:40,803 --> 01:35:43,103
Do you know there's a saying,
spooning leads to something,

1968
01:35:43,105 --> 01:35:45,839
and that leads to something
that you don't want.

1969
01:35:45,841 --> 01:35:48,575
There are boys
small, small children,

1970
01:35:48,577 --> 01:35:50,110
and his mother made Kaka Soecker.

1971
01:35:50,112 --> 01:35:53,046
He put sugar in and
he tried to eat sugar  and the mother said, "it's better to
wait, it's better to wait."

1972
01:35:53,048 --> 01:35:55,215
Put flour,
"it's better to wait."

1973
01:35:55,217 --> 01:35:57,751
Kaka soecker is ready
and when we wait,

1974
01:35:57,753 --> 01:36:00,687
it practically melts in his mouth.

1975
01:36:00,689 --> 01:36:03,790


1976
01:36:03,792 --> 01:36:06,092
And that's what I want
to be like for us.

1977
01:36:06,094 --> 01:36:07,594
When we make love,

1978
01:36:07,596 --> 01:36:11,064
I really want
to melt in his mouth.

1979
01:36:11,066 --> 01:36:14,000
Well, you know what, I heard what you said  and I took the
lesson from kaka soecker

1980
01:36:14,002 --> 01:36:17,003
- and I want you to melt in my mouth as much as you do.
- Of course

1981
01:36:17,005 --> 01:36:20,173
So I'll put the bed
against the window  and leave a big road if there is a fire or something like that.

1982
01:36:20,175 --> 01:36:22,576
Well, I'm worried about fire.

1983
01:36:22,578 --> 01:36:24,878
It's about me trying to protect myself from you.

1984
01:36:24,880 --> 01:36:27,214
In Africa, ordinary people
build cages around them

1985
01:36:27,216 --> 01:36:30,951


1986
01:36:30,953 --> 01:36:34,821


1987
01:36:34,823 --> 01:36:37,858
from what I have read, to separate from the women.

1988
01:36:37,860 --> 01:36:41,495
This is like an African cage
that I will build myself

1989
01:36:41,497 --> 01:36:44,664
and you might wake up and
find me tied to it,

1990
01:36:44,666 --> 01:36:47,701
to protect yourself from you, because
once I make love to you,

1991
01:36:47,703 --> 01:36:50,737
and I am telling you this now, this is a promise for our wedding night,

1992
01:36:50,739 --> 01:36:55,242
it will be very strong and so
fast, hard and loving,

1993
01:36:55,244 --> 01:36:58,879
that you won't want to do it again for a long time.

1994
01:36:58,881 --> 01:37:01,515
- Let's save the fever.
- I listen to you.

1995
01:37:01,517 --> 01:37:05,018
He is full of beans. I want to be in the American hotel room with my fiance,

1996
01:37:05,020 --> 01:37:07,888
But you want to be African cage, okay that's fine.

1997
01:37:07,890 --> 01:37:09,890
I think if everyone has a donut, we will calm down.

1998
01:37:09,892 --> 01:37:11,758
Everything is sexual
for me right now.

1999
01:37:11,760 --> 01:37:13,827
- The hole in the donut is sexual.
- Well, stop it.

2000
01:37:13,829 --> 01:37:16,663
I say if I wind
on the bed beside you,

2001
01:37:16,665 --> 01:37:18,665
There will be a lot of noise  and actions and
sweat occur.

2002
01:37:18,667 --> 01:37:20,534
You did something that
they called tempting fate.

2003
01:37:20,536 --> 01:37:23,036
That is a dangerous step.

2004
01:37:23,038 --> 01:37:24,738
what I will tell you.

2005
01:37:24,740 --> 01:37:26,139


2006
01:37:26,141 --> 01:37:27,674
- Uh...
- you know, maybe get... you know,

2007
01:37:27,676 --> 01:37:29,242
- we can start walking.
- Pauline,

2008
01:37:29,244 --> 01:37:32,112
If you want to see us
make love now,

2009
01:37:32,114 --> 01:37:33,947
- You might also watch.
- Oh no thanks  You might also see,
because this is what will happen.

2010
01:37:33,949 --> 01:37:37,050
- God.

2011
01:37:37,052 --> 01:37:40,921
Can you imagine
You know what I have for you.

2012
01:37:40,923 --> 01:37:43,590
You know what was built
for four years.

2013
01:37:43,592 --> 01:37:45,592
The second finger is pulled
from the dyke,

2014
01:37:45,594 --> 01:37:47,928
There will be lots of fluid flowing.

2015
01:37:47,930 --> 01:37:50,063
Don't do it
in front of your sister.

2016
01:37:50,065 --> 01:37:51,932
- Well, I just...
- Please don't do it

2017
01:37:51,934 --> 01:37:53,900


2018
01:37:53,902 --> 01:37:56,069
- in front of your sister
- Okay but you know,

2019
01:37:56,071 --> 01:37:57,837
I have to say, I just,

2020
01:37:57,839 --> 01:38:01,041
I think I can hold it myself.

2021
01:38:01,043 --> 01:38:02,309
I'm not angry. I'm not angry,

2022
01:38:02,311 --> 01:38:05,312
I say,
and I'm not angry,

2023
01:38:05,314 --> 01:38:08,748
if I'm on this bed
and he's in this bed,

2024
01:38:08,750 --> 01:38:11,017
I'll make love to him so fast  and hard and full of emotion so
You don't want to be here.

2025
01:38:11,019 --> 01:38:15,055