Yeah, uh, hello. You are Steve
Steven. Steven. Hi.
- Sit down. - Roberto
- I have all wounds, - Yeah.
You've ended I'm also injured.
- Yes. - All wounds.
- Ahh... what do you drink... coffee? - Coffee. Yes
- very good for me, coffee. For you? - I like coffee.
- You like it too - I like it.
- Steve! - Steven
Steve...
I like coffee.
What do you do?
Oh, you know, I just relax, sit around, Maybe I have cigarettes.
Yes?
Cigarettes and coffee, I think going together is good.
I don't know, you think you drink too much?
Coffee is not good for health?
I like to drink before going to bed.
I drink coffee before going to bed. So I can dream faster.
I can dream, like when they put a camera in the Indy 500...
When they put the camera in the car, and it just whips like that.
Dream after dream after a dream after a dream.
People ask me the next day, What are you dreaming of?
I say, I don't have time. I don't have time to tell you this.
- Do you smoke? - Only when I drink... coffee.
Do you know my mother?
- Do I know your mother? - Yeah.
I don't know, I don't think so.
- Coffee. They have to freeze it, you know? - Yes!
Fill the tray of icecube with coffee and put the stick in it, for kids, you know?
So they can start when they are children. When they are playing, and so on.
Like Popsicles. An capsule caffeine.
Very good I don't understand anything. Yes.
- Can you hear me? - What?
Can you hear me? This is very loud here.
You have trouble hearing me Maybe we should switch.
Yes, thank you very much. I want to switch.
Ahh, good here
- good? - I rather like it better there.
- You go... - Can you?
Yes, me too. I prefer it, huh.
- Steve... - Steven
Steve, yeah
- When did you leave? - United States of America?
Not here.
This, oh... I have to go, too soon. I have a dentist appointment.
But I don't want to go. I don't like dentists.
- Yeah. - I have to go. I think.
- Yes. - I haven't left in a while.
Good. You don't go
- I have to go, but I don't want to go. - Not?
Steve, I'm free. Very free
You want to go for me Thank you very much.
- Do you want to go to the dentist? - I can go for you Large.
- This is the address - good
Good. Very good
- guy name - Yeah, 4:30.
- Steven, thank you very much - No problem.
- You don't mind - No thanks.
Dentist appointments Very good.
I have to go. I'm sorry, Steve.
Steven.
Steve, yes I have to go to the dentist. I am late.
- Thank you, excuse me. Sorry... - Take it easy, don't be late.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too, on the one hand.
What do we do in Memphis?
- That is your idea to come here. - Your idea.
That is the idea? That is the idea.
Νery funny
Don't smoke sawdust cigarettes here.
I hate those things.
- Continue. - how are you, cowboy - It's fresh This is fresh tobacco. - No, this is fresh - These are fresh dope cigarettes. - the item is stale Are you crazy?
- I'm not crazy. - Shut up.
How do we do it here? Need refills?
- Yeah. - Not.
sir?
- Yes. - Oh, yes.
- Hey! - Damn it! Forgive me.
- Come on, man, what are you doing, man? - Damn, I'm sorry about that.
Let's not even pay the check. This place is terrible.
Is this all you will have? Only ahh...
- Give me light - Only coffee and cigarettes?
It's not too healthy, is it now?
- Can I bring you a sandwich or something? - Not.
- Are you all from around here? - Not.
Are you brothers and sisters?
- Yes. - Not.
Are you two twins?
- Yes. - Not.
Yes we are
I think so Do you know what I have to remind?
- Who? - Heckel and Jeckel
Dirt.
Do you know ahh... the owl talking?
After all, who are the evil twins? That's how it works, right?
- This coffee tastes like mud. - right
Which of us do you think of? looks like a bad one?
I will say he's the bad one right? He has evil eyes.
- I'm just kidding - You're better
Hey, you know, I only think of something, with you two being twins and so on.
- Have you gone to Graceland yet? - Not.
Oh, that should be so. This is very cool.
- Mind if I sit down? - yes I did
Yes, you can sit. What are you, at rest
Not really, but a little slow. Say what, you can help me out.
Just stay there. You keep me closed and my boss can't see me.
That's the evil nature right?
All right what I think.
Do you know that Elvis Presley has twin brothers?
Yes, his name is Jesse Garon. You know, Elvis's middle name is Aron.
Aron, Garon. After all, everyone thinks he died at birth, you know
But my theory is...
that his mother did not want to raise two children, You know, he did not expect the twins.
He was unable to raise them both, he gave it to him.
He only sent one off.
So he grew up, Jesse grew up in Arkansas, or Mississippi, or something like that.
So he didn't know he had a brother, Elvis. But one day, like 1968 or 69...
... he saw himself in the mirror and said, "Damn, I look like Elvis."
So he came to Memphis, looked up at Elvis.
Elvis saw it, he said, Yes, that's the way it was my brother. I do not believe!
How are you? What can I do for you?
And his brother said, well I don't know.
Of course it would be nice to be you for one night So Elvis has this concert where his brother sings.
They try to see if they can cheat people And damn if it's not sounds like his brother
Then Elvis had an idea.
OK? I'm a little bored with the music scene. I will send the tour.
Big mistake! You see, cuz 'it's hers brother who started going to Vegas...
... and wear them big collars and white jumpsuits, and their robes.
Elvis won't do that. And that's a really fat brother.
You know, eat it banana fried butter sandwich and so on.
The Colonel says, we have to get rid of humans from this person, you know
He can't be Elvis anymore.
So they started giving him pills. I thought they killed him.
Then? What do you say? What is the point?
- Are you all Elvis fans? - Not.
Oh.
Do you want to hear something about Elvis? I'll tell you something about Elvis, okay?
- Have you ever heard of Otis Blackwell? - No ma'am
- Have you heard of Junior Parker? - No ma'am
Yes, I don't think so. You know, Elvis robbed their music, man.
He paid ten dollars for their music, and all the other black musicians too.
- That's what I think about Elvis. - Look now, this is where my theory fits.
I don't think it's Elvis. I think it's his brother.
Oh, so in that case, is that OK?
My favorite Elvis quote is, "The only thing The coloring I can do for me is my shining shoes."
I don't think the King said that. Look, I think it's his evil twin.
Danny, what are you doing there? You have a table to wait. Come on.
- I'll be right back. - Yes, don't get fired, man.
Danny!
Storks rocking.
Applause.
There is something funny here.
Hey!
Is that my shirt that you wear?
No, I don't think so.
Yes, I think so. It doesn't smell like me.
Yes? What did you kiss?
I smell like me, and this doesn't smell like me.
- I also smell like me. - But it smells like you.
That's because I'm me.
Is that my shirt?
- Why do you always imitate me anyway? - Not. I did not copy you.
- Why don't you get your own style? - I have my own style.
No, you always copy me. Your style is my style, because you copied it.
- This is my style - That's not your style
Bad service, coffee is bad, the music sucks.
Hey. That's my shoe!
- That's my shoe. - That's my shoe...
- That's my shoe. - That's my other shoe.
Crap
- Hey - Hey Tom
- Good... - Alright, I'm glad you can succeed.
You know there is nothing worse than that roadside operation
You know, you don't have your own tools, and it's just that, this is murder.
I do a tracheotomy with a ballpoint pen...
I'm already busy Wait a minute, are you a doctor?
Yes. Yes, I'm a doctor.
Music and medicine really, it really belongs to me...
... it combines both and lives in a place where they overlap.
Many people say it appears music, you know, I don't know
I mean that...
- Okay, okay... - huh?
- Yes, I can see it. - Yeah. Yes?
Wow! Yes alright.
I can... Organization and overall objects. And humanity, I think...
Humanity. Sure. "Attention."
- Yeah. Attention. - Ahh...
Well, I think that day is a big day for you.
Yes, it's medical morning.
- Is everything okay? - Everyone is fine.
- okay - You've been here for a while, I understand.
Yes, I've been here. Take small coffee.
- Yes I understand. - I ordered a few.
You ordered for me
I mean, is it cool, is that cool?
Yes. Yes. Well. Coffee, yeah...
- I can go for coffee - both men
Come on, drink coffee. Yes.
Okay, that coffee.
The cigarette?
No, they just sat here when I arrived here
- You don't smoke right? - no I give up.
- Likewise with me. Oh Boy. - Enough of that
That's enough. 25 is big. Oh Boy.
So.
- Have energy now - Ohh... I feel great
Wow, because I stopped, I mean, boys... just everything...
Yes, you focus.
- Don't enter, bang! You know? - Me, too.
I feel sorry for suckers panting, you know?
- There is no will. - There is no will. Dot...
You know the beauty of stopping is that, now I have stopped...
... I can have it Because I've stopped.
You know, I mean it's like jewelry... You know, it's not really...
I don't even breathe anyway.
Do you want to join me in one?
- Okay, since I stopped. I mean... - Yes,
- OK. Well. - Now you have stopped.
- you can have it - Yes,
I can do that. Well. Well.
Hey boys, thank you!
Do you know what I mean? Now we have stopped...
Hey, cigarettes and coffee, man.
That's a combination.
Can't beat him.
You know, we really like coffee and coffee generation of cigarettes,
when you think about it
I mean, in the 40s, was the generation of cakes and coffee.
Like Abbot and Costello on TV, man! They always want cakes and coffee.
Yes. Yes, like Abbot and Costello! They always order cakes and coffee.
Drink coffee Have some cakes and coffee!
What are you waiting for?
Do you often hang out here?
Yes. Yes. This is my hangout.
Hah. I'm just wondering, because I don't see anything yours in the jukebox
Well, I mean if you don't like it here...
we can go to Taco Bell or something. Maybe it's more your style.
What are you saying, man You say, like,
I'm like the Taco Bell guy type?
No, I mean, if... You don't like it here, You say, you don't like it here.
Wow, wow, I almost forgot. Listening.
I worked with this drummer the other day on L.A.
And this person, man, is called Giant Robo.
And he clanks 'and bangin' and is very hard, Man,
I think of you.
Maybe you want to ch... This is someone I think you should check it out!
Oh yeah?
You mean, uhh...
Do you think I need a professional drummer? Like I'm not good enough?
What are you talking about?
No, I just... You know. This is a musician.
I thought, I just wanted to tell you about this person It must be great, man.
It's like, hard, and industry, and he's beating, and I'm just thinking, wow.
What do you want to say to me? I need a drummer
Can I use a drummer?
The drum on my note sucks? What do you say?
Ahh, just forget about humans. Forget it.
Do you know what? I think I really have to go.
Oh do you have to go?
Maybe another cup? Maybe another cig...
Wow, I want to. Not. No... I have to go.
I really have to go. I mean...
My wife, herself, is in a motel.
- Oh yeah... - Yeah, you know...
Call him, come here, Drink a cup of coffee, a few cigarettes.
- He doesn't smoke - Oh.
- You know, this is determination. - Oh, I see.
- I don't want to start... - No...
I don't want to start. This is just our little thing here.
Yes, right. Yes...
Well, hey, just a little...
We can continue zippin ', you know.
I will think... I'll think about it. Must go.
Well, I think so. Good...
See ya 'soon
Yes, fine.
Hope you can stay a little longer.
Oh boy, I... I...
We just started going here.
Have to go.
- OK. - Alright Jim
- Next time. - Okay, next time
- Be careful. - You care too
He isn't here either.
- You are so stupid, you know that? - Now what?
I don't believe that you still smoke those damn things
Yes, they will upset you They will kill you Trust me.
What, are you wearing this damn Earth? annoys me
You say you will stop, Instead, you spend a lot of money.
So that big cigarette company can be fucking rich And then you get cancer...
And then the damn doctor and the hospital, they can get rich.
And the administrators too!
All because you want to smoke like a fool.
Well I can't help it. I'm addicted, okay?
Become coffee and cigarettes.
Is that your lunch? That is not healthy, right?
You drink coffee so don't break my fucking ball!
nyinny, I have lunch already.
So I'm on a diet, okay? Jesus!
This is my poor child.
Do I support, Don't tell your mother Please.
What I'm talking about... He smokes like a fucking locomotive too.
How do you do Junior?
He doesn't talk much, does he?
Not lately. Recently he has become a silent type.
I gave you 10 dollars a night, so what did you do with it
I only gave you 5.
Listen, I'll give you one more. There he is.
Am I hugging the least? For 6 dollars, What is a freaking hug?
10 dollars for hugs?
You must get out of your freaking mind!
Well, come here, I'll give you a '...
You better go get something to eat and something good.
Yes, just like him. Drink coffee and cigarettes!
Oh brother, what are you talking about
Look at how much fucking coffee you're drinking!
You got the whole damn pot there with you
Continue.
They always bring me whole pans. I like coffee. Then I go
Then you go, right You're a fucking maniac A caffeine maniac.
You drink coffee right?
- Yeah. - So?
So maybe you should try to stop.
Hey, hey. I'm not a coward.
Damn fool.
Damn, this is my son again.
How much did you spend?
And that's all you have for 4 dollars?
Peas and something to drink 4 dollars!
- What does the bag contain? - These are Chinese peas.
They don't?
Are they Japanese? China, Japan. The same thing.
Try one.
Jesus Christ, it feels like black pepper!
Give me that...
Little bastard Do you see that?
He tried fucking my poison!
No, he isn't Joe. Listen to me. Those things are very expensive.
They are like delicacy. Smooth feeling.
Delicate taste, my ass...
Jesus Christ is no longer.
Now I can't even light a fucking cigarette around here without fucking being broken!
Do you know something? You really are a fool.
I will go to the big tobacco company, and I will thank them...
... when they put you on damn land.
And have I ever said that you are like a Bad luck wife that I don't need
You can't even enjoy fucking cigarettes.
Excuse me Miss Umm... Can I buy more coffee?
Ahh,
I really hope you don't do that
I have it with the right color, right temperature. It is true.
Sorry.
Uhh... Hi.
Sorry. Sorry about coffee...
Sorry.
Does your name happen to be Gloria?
No.
Because I think maybe you...
You are not friends with umm...
Sorry.
So, can I take out something else? Sandwich, something to eat...
... together with your coffee?
This is not a very healthy lunch only coffee and cigarettes.
This isn't my lunch, okay?
Sorry.
Alex...
You surprised me How are you, Isaach?
OK?
Very good.
I'm happy to meet you.
I'm very sick of being in Paris. You can't imagine it.
Sit down.
So I'm happy to receive your call.
We haven't met each other for a long time. Not?
I ordered coffee for you. Well?
Oh yes, sure. Thank you.
So everything is okay?
Yes.
Everything's fine. Very good.
I'm fine.
So are you sure everything is fine with you?
Yes.
Everything's fine.
And you?
me? It's okay
Not perfect You know, But it's pretty okay, huh.
Good. I am very happy to see you.
I'm happy to see you, man.
It's just because I haven't seen you for a long time...
... and you called to say you want to see me.
I think something might be wrong.
No. I just want to meet you. That is all.
Me too, man I also want to meet you.
Are you sure there is nothing You want to tell me.
There's nothing to bother you But why,
do you want something wrong?
Hey, not at all.
But when I take your call,
But I have that intuition something is bothering you Something... maybe you need to talk about it. That's all, man.
Isaach. Nothing is wrong. Very.
OK?
Are you sure Are you crazy, Isaach?
Are you sure you have nothing...
for, you know, to let it out?
Should I find something bad? I can find something bad for you.
Not all of them. No no...
I don't want you to find anything. You know, I am your best friend.
You must feel completely free to tell the truth To tell me whatever is bothering you.
Cut the droppings
Good. Well. I see. That's cool
Thank you.
Hey, no problem.
Isaach, it doesn't matter.
Well, I think I'll leave.
Very? So fast?
Yes, you know humans, if you don't want to talk to me about it,
I don't want to be a problem.
No problem, Isaach. Do you not understand It doesn't matter.
I understand. But listen.
If you don't want to talk now... Call me anytime, okay
Now maybe this isn't the right time for you, that's all
So, I am very happy to see you.
Yes. Me, too. I am sorry to disappoint you.
But there's nothing wrong. Very.
It's okay, guys I understand.
No. You do not understand.
Call me, Alex
See you later, Isaach.
Immediately
- Hi... Nice to meet you - Me too...
It's been centuries.
Yes. Yes.
What was the last time? A few years ago in Sydney, right?
Really, was that 2 years ago?
Wow. How is Jeff and Beryl?
Oh you know, old, old.
Still stuck in their bizarre little way parents
So you're not with Mr. Cate and baby on this trip?
Ahh... no. No myself. I will see him next week.
- Is everyone nice? - Yeah. Yes.
Yes, I want a baby. In some cases.
What can I get for you?
What do you have Catie?
Oh um... can I drink espresso? In a big cup
Yeah, I will drink espresso too, Thank you. Double
And can I drink hot milk beside it? And can you heat it up?
- I think we can arrange it. - Thank you.
Sorry I'm late I know you don't have much time.
Oh. Don't worry about that. I wish I could stay longer.
Do you live here overnight
Or do you do it? Your press item is here Your Junket
Oh no. No, I stayed.
And I also interviewed here. This is easier...
I did my interview in my suite, indoors, upstairs.
And I just thought they were preparing for the next interview
and I just thought maybe It would be better if we met here.
No thanks Shell. You are not...
Oh, go ahead. They won't stop you from smoking!
- Here it goes. - thank you
So you mean, they gave you this full hotel suite,
then they also use it for your publicity?
Yes.
It seems like a bit... cheap.
I mean, this is a suite. So they only divide the room.
Yeah, but why can't they take you to the suite
and get another suite to do your press?
Now that's a pretty low budget, Shell, I do this.
Yeah, still.
Pretty cheap, man.
Can I get something else?
- No, thank you very much. - You are welcome.
So umm...
It's kind of weird going in here. I almost didn't.
Until they find out I'm your cousin.
There are some Paparazzi photographers people hanging out in front of
I think they kind of followed you around.
Oh, you know, whatever it's called celebrities are around I guess.
God is definitely really fucking Sometimes, right?
Unlike me, I'm free!
Practically bankrupt But I'm really free.
Nobody stalks me, it's for sure damn
Except when they think I'm you. I entered this club once because...
... they think I am you
And then they found out that I didn't, and asked me to leave
Pretty damn rude.
Don't get me wrong, it must be great.
You got everything You have a good husband, beautiful baby.
Travel around the world, stay in luxury hotels
Parties...
Yes, well, you know what they say, grass is always greener.
So how is umm...
Damn ahh...
- Johnny. - Who?
Jimmy... Team... Tommy. Sorry. How is he?
Oh Tommy...
We disbanded almost 2 years ago.
Tommy, yeah What is dickhead
Now, have a new boyfriend now. Lee. Remember?
He is in a band. Write about him
He is a big part of my life.
Sorry, Shell, but I don't think so.
Yes, I even sent the damn CD!
Your assistant might not give it to you
It's okay, this is really cool. I know how busy your life is.
Do you remember where you sent it?
No, I mean, one week you are on L.A.
Then you are in London, then you are in Sydney
I mean you are in a different city of bad luck every day of the week
I want to hear the music. What does it feel like?
Well that's really...
it's a bit difficult...
... industry, kind of pulsating...
I don't think you will get it.
Now what do they call?
They are called, Sqürl.
Squirrels.
No. Sqürl. You know, as they say here.
S-q-ü-r-l. With umlaut above U. Sqürl.
Oh Sqürl. I see. Right.
So I mean, you can buy a CD. Until I find what you sent?
No.
I mean, they recorded it independently. You know, so...
But I think the record company will turn it off Finally. Yes.
I thought.
Well I have to find the CD so I can listen to it.
You will never find it.
Shell, that's not fair. Actually...
Yes it's true. You won't find it.
Very.
Because I just remembered I didn't...
really sent it to you I think I'm just thinking about sending it to you Oh, hey. Almost forget.
This is for you.
Thank you. What is that?
Oh wow, this is really an expensive item! Should it cost hundreds!
Yes. Cool, thanks. I can use this item.
For me it looks like a movie star right?
- Cheers. - Cheers, beautiful.
Seriously, Catie. Thank you for seeing me Oh no, thank you for seeing me.
And thanks for all that nonsense.
Oh, that's nothing.
This is swag, right?
They might give you all kinds of free items Jewelry, clothes. Maybe giving you a car, right?
No, they don't give me a car.
Yeah well they sometimes give me make up from time to time. But I just...
... thought, I don't know, I just want...
I don't have time to shop.
It's okay, I mean, that's good. I can use it
It's really funny, isn't it? That when you can't afford something...
... it's like very expensive And then when you can afford it... ... it's, like, free.
Somewhat backwards, don't you think?
Yeah, the world is rather like that I think, in many ways.
Oh, talking about the paparazzi,
I saw these photos a few days ago in the tabloid.
Oh don't say that. Yuck...
What I use
Oh sorry...
Yes? Hello? Hi Lindsey.
Yes, I'm downstairs, In the coffee room with my cousin, Shelly.
Already, really
Okay, yes. Yes, I'll wake up soon. Well. Goodbye
- Must go back to work? - Yeah.
Return to grind.
Do you want to come to the room?
This will not be very interesting But I mean, you are welcome to come.
What, and see you do it? TV interviews and so on?
Like tonight's entertainment
Yes.
Maybe you can send me a CD or letter or something.
Yes, but you won't read it.
Oh stop it. I will if you actually sent it.
- I really have to go - Yeah.
- sorry - Yeah.
- Nice to meet you - Yeah.
- do you have my number - Yeah.
Oh, be careful. Send my love to everyone.
Yes, send my love to everyone in you.
If they even remember me.
- See you later Catie. - Look at Shell '.
Put it in my room, and whatever he wants.
Hey maybe next time I'll meet Lou.
Yes...
This is Lee...
Ahh excuse me.
Can I drink tequila, thank you. Double and menu.
I'm sorry, there's no smoking in the lounge.
So Jack, will you tell me about your Tesla Coil?
You said you didn't want to hear it.
Yes, I know, but that was a while ago.
Well, I don't know if I want to talk about it
Come on, Jack. You dragged it along the way here on your little red wagon
Come on, just say about it.
Well I built it based on the inventor, Original design Nikola Tesla.
This is an air transformer...
... with primary and secondary coils which are set to resonate.
This is basically a step-up transformer...
... which changes the voltage relatively low, high current, high voltage,
low current at high frequency.
Do you remember when you were little?
Do you have a little Barbie makeup mirror?
Yes I remember that
Have a small neon light on it.
Nah Nikola Tesla invented neon lights.
Without him, we won't have it alternating current...
... radio, television, x-ray technology,
induction motor, particle beam, laser.
None of that will be if not for him
Or rock band, Tesla.
Funny.
Tesla is a true genius.
If we pay more attention to it for ideas...
The world will be a much better place. We have free mass communication.
Free transportation Free energy for everyone.
That's why they discredited him in the end.
For free energy.
He sees Earth...
... as an acoustic resonance conductor.
A great idea.
So Jack, will you show me how does the coil work?
Yeah, alright.
You will need this.
- Alright, are you ready for Meg? - I am ready.
Damn. There is something wrong.
That's cool though.
Yeah, but it shouldn't stop.
It should still work. I don't know what happened.
Think maybe you blew a capacitor?
No, I don't blow a capacitor, Meg.
Maybe it tripped over your GFI.
Yes, your "ground fault interrupter".
Yes, I know what GFI is. That's not what happened.
You don't need to take my picture.
I think maybe your spark gap is too far apart on your spark coil vibrator.
Ahh... Yeah you can.
I guess.
Yes, that's him That's it. You are right about that.
I did not check it earlier.
All right I'll go home and check it out.
Are you going to bowling, tomorrow?
Yes, I will go there.
Alright, I'll see you there.
Earth as a conductor Acoustic resonance.
Hello? Hello who is this? Laura, hi, hi...
This is Alfred Molina, for Steve Coogan.
Alfred Molina.
M-o-l-i-n-a.
The actor, huh.
Well I only checked twice that Steve...
... Oh him. Good, great, good.
Well just in case you need it, my cellphone number is... Hello?
Hello, Alfred?
Steve hello
Hi. Hi. I am very happy to be able to do it. Please sit.
I'm just talking Laura, your assistant...
see if you on your trip here...
- I'm here. - fantastic
I take the liberty of ordering tea.
Should I be a mother?
It's okay, I will be my own mother.
There is milk for you.
- Original tea! - yes...
Hard to come by.
I have this fantasy...
... if I ever won a Golden Globe or ahh... an Academy Award,
I will take the opportunity to tell Yanks how to make a decent cup of tea.
- Well, this is for a nice cup of tea. - Cheers.
I love your ahh... I like your coat.
Yes. Viv Westwood.
I just... I like... I have a weakness for British designers.
Yes. I don't know what is it about American designers
They are also... safe.
Will you not be a little warm? It's around 85 outside.
- Yeah. No, I took it off when I came out. - Oh.
- It's just AC. - Right
So how long have you been living on L. A?
Oh well, we've been here for about 7 years.
- Wow. - We are happy here We like it here.
That's been a long time. I like visiting L.A.
But I always say, it's a good place to visit, this is a better place to go.
Palm trees... Palm trees disturb the fuck out of me Yeah, well it's not for everyone.
I like it here, but we came here, I came here for work and work.
It's great for... Nice to meet you.
I have to say that I am a big fan of your things.
Everything you have done on TV, comedy stuff...
I have everything... I have all the tapes.
You know, I told them to be sent. This is fantastic.
Thank you.
Yes, I'm ahh...
You know, too... I must have been very aware of you.
Oh good.
I saw the TV series that you did.
Oh yeah, did you see that?
- Yeah. - Wow.
Interesting.
- Yes, we canceled - Yeah I heard that
Comedy is a difficult thing.
Yes.
Now your career seems like is going very well.
I mean, you have a lot of heat right now.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- what is it why are you here - Yes you know...
Merry-go-round troupe.
It's nice, people "finally"...
... start taking a little notice. Which is great
- Did you meet something interesting? - yes...
I have to say you're just...
fantastic in 24 hours...
No, seriously, 24 hours the People's Party is only a knock-out. I mean, brilliant.
- Good work. - Thank you.
- very brilliant - me...
And the reviews.
They are very beautiful.
I'm amazed... because you know that...
I don't think many people will get it all kinds, cultural references.
Sort of, Manchester, the early 80s, the whole type of music scene...
You will be surprised.
Yes, but many people really don't have references to make it.
Because of... They know about bands here.
But everything, your character, and he runs TV shows...
Do you want cigarettes
- Sorry, they're French - Oh, it's okay Thank you.
No, I will save it later.
Oh well.
Umm so, Laura said...
... he said, you are very interested in meeting. Something he didn't tell me.
He doesn't want to tell what it is.
Well I don't want to say it above Cellphone, because it sounds strange.
I can imagine how he thinks, this is from nowhere
I called her, didn't know me from Adam. I have to talk to Steve Coogan.
But I want to meet you directly.
When I knew you were leaving was here for a few days...
... I think this is a perfect opportunity ...
Anyway... I will have the right to do it. I am very happy with this.
Let me try and put it in context. I am...
I always have a great passion for history.
You know... and people's lives...
... and all the small events how you got from A to B.
And all the little details in people's homes life, is kind of really...
... full of epic quality. You know?
So I've done all this research.
Anyway, I... I've come with this.
And what is the situation... is it a green light or a lamp is it just maintenance? What stage is it
I'm sorry not God, how embarrassing... It's not some...
This doesn't work, has nothing to do with work. You don't know, a project.
What is this, do I do genealogical research...
... and what I found... What I found was...
Mister Coogan?
Yes?
- this is you, isn't it? - yes, yes
Oh umm... I'm a big fan.
You are not so big Only where you count.
Can I bother you for a signature.
- Of course - Good
I have been recognized. Where do you want it?
Oh, umm paper is fine.
Game destroyer.
- Oh no, no Don't do it. - sorry
- I might have something in my bag. - Well.
Give me a second here
Gosh. Very sorry.
It's okay
- Give me one more minute. - Use your time.
Here, please, there.
- Okay, and what's your name? - Katy.
- With Y.
Good. What did Katy do next.
- Hello - Alfred is an actor too
- this - Oh. Thank you. Big.
- Thank you very much. - You are welcome. Forget it.
- Wow... - Well, let's go back to this.
I don't want to take too much of your time
- I know you are busy... - Sure. Yes.
As I said, I did this genealogy research
I only do it for my own sake...
I am not looking for something specific. I just found this.
I'll cut a long story short. Steve Coogan...
Drum roll. Umm,
The good thing is Steve.
You and I are cousins.
How do you mean? What... do you mean artistic?
No no No! I mean the normal way.
We're cousins. We are related.
Whoa.
- It's amazing isn't it? - Yeah. I mean... are you sure?
See how it works, see...
My great-grandfather is Your great-uncle.
And furthermore, we share the same thing great-grandfather.
Wow, yes... my ancestors were Irish but I know there are Italians...
That's all Italian connection is
our great great grandfather, Giuseppe.
- Wow. - Isn't that amazing?
Here's a lot of details.
Yes, good is mine. I kind of did a little...
Amazing.
I think it's good to say that I'm in contact with Steve Coogan.
Likewise, I can tell people I am in contact with Albert Molina.
Alfred.
Yes...
No, that's my grandmother... ... who's big on the family tree
He will be very happy. He is a big fan of your work.
He loves you in...
Boogie Night
Yes right With shorts and ? Yes.
Yes, he talked about it once.
Large. Big. But you know... I know this comes directly from blue.
But just think about the possibilities.
This is fantastic, listen, let's see the facts
We are both actors. We are cousins, we have set it
We can... We might be able to work together.
Do a drama maybe. We can make... a film.
We really can do movies about this story
About finding this amazing thing between us. That we are cousins.
The story can be two actors, who discovered that they were cousins.
We can actually play alone.
We're going to be in the film, I'll be Fred Molina, You will be Steve Coo... We will be cousins.
In the film. This is fantastic
That will be great. Really great!
You know... or not. I mean, you know, we can just hang out.
Yes, no, we definitely have to go for beer sometimes That's great.
Maybe go on vacation together, you know.
Only the two of us, kind of know each other.
You are not your gay No no no no. I... I'm married Yeah, well, so does James the First.
Sorry. I don't know, that popped into my head Say it, get rid of it. Know what I mean?
I understand. I know exactly what you are thinking.
If someone comes to me, I'm your cousin...
I thought they were crazy too. Take it from me, I'm not crazy.
I just think this is a fantastic, extraordinary,
A nice thing for me.
Right.
- And I just want you to know about it. - Ditto.
What I want, if I want something for you only,
acknowledge this extraordinary thing. and...
and love me Yes. I can do that.
I have to go.
I didn't tell you...
... I have this meeting. It really moves forward.
I see.
This is at Universal. Number crunchers, investors.
So umm...
This... this... is this ahh...
- That's for you. - Well.
That's yours.
I will make sure that it will be submitted.
Sure. Sure.
Well, you will be here for a few days, right?
So maybe we can see each other before you leave.
Yeah, ahh... alright, ummm... check the mental diary...
This is not... This is not good.
When I am here It is only supported.
- I understand. - I am supported
Listen, it doesn't matter
Give me your cellphone number and I'll call you before you leave
There's a story there... The... The...
... There is a tri-band system here in the state.
Different from...
... system in England And this is kind of... We...
Cellphones... they don't work here. So I'm a little less mobile, in U.S.
I see. Good... give your house number, I'll call you
- You have my PA number, right? - Yeah.
Great, then we are connected.
Well, you can't... you can't give me your number at home
Can I say no? Because it's not there, it's not at all...
... nothing personal It's just that I'm not...
I never gave my number. Ever.
This is just space... private space. I never... It's just a rule...
... and I always think, stick to the rules, keep adhering to the rules...
You know, stick to regulations. And... that is more than just philosophy rather than regulation, really.
I can say... I didn't give my number to many...
... prominent people in the past.
I never gave my number to Sam Mendes. So you are in a good company.
Now if that's good enough for Sam Mendes, is good enough for me Yes.
- I think it's me. - Oh that's true. I do not work.
Sorry, I have to take this...
Hello?
Yes. Yes, of course.
Spike, hi... how are you?
Yes, you got the message.
My agent only calls you, just to make sure we are all on the same page.
There is no manufacturer's credit just like that you and me...
Can kind of keep an eye on everything,
You know, artistic integrity, all things like that
Otherwise everything can be blurred
Oh, you bastard, no... okay.
Yes, are you still okay for Sundays? Good, alright.
Will I meet you there? Well.
Good and early. Okay, yes Much love.
Goodbye, good night Spike.
- I apologize for that. - it's okay, okay... well Good.
So... Umm... you... are...
Is that Spike Lee?
Oh no, no, no. I don't even know Spike Lee.
No, that is Spike Jonze.
- Spike Jonze! - Yeah.
- I love it! - Yeah, he's a good person. Good guy, Spike.
Yes, we have... we have been friends for a very long time now.
We are both sharp pedestrians, We... Well, this is very boring.
No, no, no, go on.
Well we belong to the club. And we go hiking on weekends.
He is very, very, very committed to the environment.
Spike Jonze is a tree hug...
Jesus, I never lowered it like that.
Well, I think he prefers that term, -leaf-person
Like me.
Right, yes, no... I mean, that... Don't get me wrong...
... I think it's good, I like trees. I think there must be...
There must be more than them. When I use paper, I use both sides.
Umm... I really want...
You know, I will cry That stupid rule
telephone number and... This is bullshit.
Is that shabby from me? to give my number now?
Yes.
Good.
Well.
I already... I have to go. I am sorry.
- I'll check. - good
Fuck...
Damn RZA, where are you?
- Yo yo yo. Peace, yo - Bobby...
- Word, man Word, word - chill
I'm sorry for being late, Fam '.
It's nothing, I guess to hit you on the horn
Yeah, I'm fucking call emergency home, yo.
- house calls - Yes, house calls
Sophia and Sifu's children get sick flu and virus.
So I passed, printing some herbal medicines for them.
I told them, stopping milk products. Cool citric acid...
... and they have to feel a little better, you know?
Umm so, are you a doctor now, or something?
Yes, yo. I say, yo
I have studied alternative medicine for two years now, son.
I mean, ancient healing techniques, and all that, yo.
Check this, yo. I even know certain operating procedures
what I can do using a drill gun.
Electric drill. I am very serious, yo.
But, yo, my hands are good from being a DJ, Do you know what I mean?
For me music and medicine all go together.
This is like two planets spinning around the same sun. So... bong-bong!
- Want some tea? - Yes, my spark,
That's all herbal ingredients. There is no caffeine.
That's what I'm talking about, there is no caffeine. Caffeine is ridiculous now, man.
Tell me about that.
That's what I say, caffeine. Caffeine causes depression.
Makes you upset.
Have your heart beat fast, heart rate faster, you know what I mean?
And worse than anything, you drink Coffee gives you bullshit.
Do you know what I mean? So I tried saying far from it.
I go away from that crap too.
- Crispy and clean, no caffeine. - Yeah.
- To exchange swords, family. - Naw, for Bobby Digital.
- Wu-Tang forever - Wu-Tang forever
Does anyone need more coffee?
- The kitchen closes - Naw man, we don't mess with caffeine.
- no? - No, I don't.
Don't you know caffeine can? causes serious delirium?
- Delirium - Seriously delirium
Oh, now you tell me. Well that might be my problem. Religion.
Aren't you Bill Murray, man? That... You are Bill Murray?
Yes, I'm Bill Murray. But ahh, let's just stay between us, okay?
Only among us.
And you guys, ahh... are related.
Yes, we are cousins. We are family
No, you're messing with me, Because you're both trouble makers.
- trouble maker! - Wu-Tang Clan.
Right, Wu-Tang Clan.
- You are GZA, genius. - Right.
- And you're RZA... - A.K. ... A Bobby Digital.
Yes, he knows hip-hop, yo, he knows hip-hop
And you are Bill Murray.
Day Bill Groundhog, Ghostbustin 'Murray's ass.
- Who will you call! - I know it. Don't tell anyone, alright.
What do you mean, don't tell anyone, Bill Murray? I mean...
people will come here, they will see you
You are Bill Murray. It is clear.
Unless you use incognito or something.
Okay, I'm wearing some kind of disguise.
Damn hard, money.
You are the real caffeine addict, not you.
Just drop it, right between us. Here, cheers.
You know, before I give it...
... I used to drink it every night,
every night until until it's time to sleep.
That makes me dream faster.
You know, like when they blink the camera in the Indy 500?
And they are just...
That's my dream. Only whizzin 'by
- You're stupid, yo - He's stupid, isn't he?
I know a man who freezes coffee. Putting a stick in it...
Have coffee ice cream.
- pop cafe - pop cafe
Condemn...
That doesn't sound too good, Bill Murray!
This is not a cold or anything... Only smokers cough.
That's what I want to tell you... Nicotine, man.
Nicotine interferes with the central nervous system.
Your respiratorial system,
I mean, in very small doses it causes paralysis.
- really - Yes, really human
I mean, only 50 milligrams...
... has proven to be fatal in a few minutes, man.
- How much is one cigarette? - 3 milligrams
And do you know that they also use nicotine for insecticides? Kill a bug
It's good to kill insects, right?
Are you a bug, Bill Murray?
- Jesus, RZA, you sound like my doctor - He's a doctor...
Actually he specializes in ... alternative medicine.
That is, alternative planet.
All right... help me Don't tell anyone you see me here
- You can trust us Bill Murray. - So Bill Murray.
Are you hiding or what?
Yes, sort of. Something like that.
Now I think it's probably delirium.
- Seriously delirium - Serious
Well if you are low,
I have something that will help you with your disguise.
Take this.
- Use whatever you want - Geez...
The stone, man. Stay low
This is good You don't have to do this. This is good
A bag if there is an item for you, Bill.
- Thank you. - Don't worry about that
I really appreciate this.
This is good
Doc, what can I do for this cough?
Damn I just thought about that. Look at this
- You get some hydrogen peroxide. - We understand. For pieces and items.
Take fifty percent hydrogen peroxide, fifty percent water.
You rinse with that. Don't swallow, release.
Don't swallow, Bill Murray.
And if that doesn't work... Try an oven cleaner.
I'm also behind.
- Thank you. - Cool.
Thank you. I will try it right now.
- Word - Word
- Man's words - Bill mother-damn 'Murray!
This is crazy.
- Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo, three o'clock. - What is wrong?
I told Ghost to be here at 3am.
Don't hold your breath on that person, man. You know how it waits for Ghost.
We will be here overnight.
Think we can smoke a blunt in this joint?
Well, it's hot here with 5-0.
But we always smoke here.
That was until the Dirt Dog finished blowing it up.
I told Deflon, never let Dirty Inside this place, man.
So what's up, what do you want to do, yo?
- Yo, let's move to 'Audio. - Press' audio, right Play some chess?
- Yeah. - alright then.
Is that the bill... for Murray?
- He doesn't need money, yo. - Hit him too.
Think I should tip him?
Do you think he uses oven cleaner?
I don't know, but let's get out of here
Are you okay, Taylor?
Not really.
What's wrong?
I don't know I feel so divorced from the world.
I have lost contact with the world.
Do you know the song by Mahler?
"I have lost track of the world"?
No.
This is one of the most...
beautiful saddle songs ever written.
I can almost hear it now.
Can you hear that?
Oh...
It's gone now. But did you hear it?
I think so.
It resonates through it the whole building
Where are we?
In the armory, Taylor.
It sounds very heavy and slow.
Warehouse arsenal
Nikola Tesla.
Perceived the Earth as a conductor...
... acoustic resonance.
I don't know what you are talking about.
Can you explain it to me?
Not really.
I know. Let's pretend this coffee is champagne
Why do we want to do that?
Well, to celebrate life.
You know, like a rich and elegant person.
Classy people.
I prefer coffee, coffee is a simple worker man.
Oh, you're so provincial, Bill.
Do you know what your problem is?
What?
You don't have joie de vivre.
Not me?
No, besides, this coffee is terrible.
You're right, it's really bad, isn't it?
Terrible.
I propose toast.
So, what should we burn.
God... Paris.
In the 1920s. Josephine Baker...
Moulin Rouge...
Qu'est-ce Que c'est... ca Va... whatever...
And also, New York. In the 70s.
In the late 70s.
Very? Well.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
Delicious, right?
Ahh, champagne. Nectar of the Gods.
Is that all you experience for lunch, is it coffee and a cigarette?
This isn't too healthy.
We ate lunch earlier.
Have we done it?
We are here, like resting here. Take a coffee drink here
Oh, how sad.
How long is our rest?
About 10 minutes, and it's almost over now.
Say that is not true.
- okay - What?
I ask you to say that is not true.
Say what isn't right?
Oh, never, never, it's okay.
After all, I have to take a nap.
So, contact me at rest over.
Now you have like 2 minutes or less for your nap
Taylor?