- Do you?
- Did you contact me?
- Depending on who's asking.
- I am asking.
And that's all you need to know.
- My name is--
- Do Fredrich Gerlich.
And I mean what I say on the phone.
I am the best.
- I can see it.
- Leave the money on the table.
Which one do you want?
- And welcome back to 2024
Debate President of the Republic,
brought to you by our sponsors, Crystal Clear,
America's leading coal refining organization.
- Is this the first time you?
- Why do you think so?
I have purchased many organizations
Your politicians in the past.
- Alright then.
You must have a lot of experience.
And if you do not, it's okay.
I do not judge.
I had my money,
and I could do well and slow.
- We are here in a mine Crystal Clear,
800 feet below ground,
with three of our top candidates.
And the debate this evening will take place to decide who will get the nod.
What should we, as a nation, do
about the threat of homosexuals?
Let's start with Governor Gary McMan.
- In the last eight years,
we finally moved out of the dark ages
tolerance and diversity.
Homosexuality is no longer allowed to pollute
the sacred bond of marriage,
they are also not allowed to be employed
as a teacher or serve in our military.
And now, with Directive 48 in place,
sodomy is now a criminal offense.
Condemned to death.
But because this is a Christian nation,
I believe it is enough punishment for this poor devil.
So, I say, keep the laws as they stand.
- Not that.
She seems to have intelligence
of a peanut farmer Belgium.
- And the same question Congressman Kellogg,
and it was a very nice hat
You put on there, members of Congress.
- Well, shoot.
Thank you there, Kelly.
Now, I have to echo the words of my good friend, Gary.
We are a Christian nation,
so we need to show mercy on this poor bastard,
but if they obey the law, then maybe,
maybe we can help this poor child
rejoin society in the end,
but not in my neighborhood.
- No, no.
My father reminded him too much.
He was herding sheep!
- And finally, to Senator Teddy Hightower.
- Two damn strange to each other.
And that is my answer to what we should do
about homosexuals a threat in this country.
- How about that?
He looks like a reptile!
- Teddy Hightower.
Excellent choice.
Now,
can we
seal the deal?
- How do we do it?
- Like this.
- How do you do it?
- Now.
I would like to see it a little tux beat two floors.
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Take it, bitch.
I come!
Mission accomplished.
Please send your next task.
Room service!
Can you send a maid?
I know they are not due until morning,
but this one was falling apart, I'm sure,
they will want to become a headstart.
I was wrong cable
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¬ When no lights are shining ¬
¬ In unfamiliar places ¬
I ¬ ¬ is the wrong direction
¬ ¬ And the purpose is lost
¬ ¬ I decline
¬ With the cost meningkat¬
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¬ When there is no way through ¬
There is no escape ¬ ¬
Do not leave ¬ ¬
¬ ¬ So I run to you
I was a disaster ¬ ¬
¬ You must remain free of me ¬
For me ¬ ¬ disaster
¬ Come cepat¬
¬ Than you ever expect to see ¬
And I was not lucky charms
¬ Although I did not mean to hurt you ¬
¬ If you see me see your way ¬
You would be wise to say ¬
Leave me be ¬ ¬
¬ ¬ For me is a disaster
- Be right with you, son.
What yes to tonight?
- What do you have?
- Oh, Bartolomeus.
That is you.
You want a blue pin.
- That's right.
Please, call me Bart.
- You tell me when you decide to try the red.
Mine is?
- Oh, you're the first to know, Zelda.
- What was it, Bart?
- Vodka soda.
- I'll get it for you, son.
- Coming soon.
- Thank you very much sir.
It was very good.
- Anything to that cute little man like you, sailor.
- My name is Bart.
- I have not seen you here before.
You often come here, Bart?
- Not as often as I like.
- I used to come here.
You want to join me in the back room?
Help me come again?
- You are very sexy.
- You want this?
- Ya
- It's all yours, kid.
- Ah, just with my son.
It was very stupid.
She could not wear her panties!
He will have sex with men looked at him cross-eyed.
He has no concept of reality
This will make me look bad
right before the election!
- You better lock it down before she got prego.
- Do not you think I know that?
I have to find a way to make Patty married
before he struck.
- Is it really a big problem?
- That is.
He confused the two gardeners,
do anal with my accountant,
put the Utah Jazz,
and Friday, he blew a chauffer.
- Meniup heat?
It's just bad taste.
- Poor girl.
He is too easily led.
He could not get out the door without accidentally
captures random random parts of the penis.
And worse, she loved it.
- And frankly, he's not even that good.
- Do you also have sex with my daughter?
- Not!
I mean, I think you know!
- For God's sake, you can not trust anyone
not to butter your muffin daughter.
You do not fuck her, right?
- No, no, no, no chance.
- Good.
Then you can give me some advice.
- Advice? - Yes.
How do I find a man to marry my daughter?
Someone that I can control.
- Why do not you pay the man?
- general Gigolo for my daughter?
I do not think so.
Moreover, once people get a taste of the money,
they will not be stopped.
No, I need someone who is ignorant and ambitious.
- What about the prisoner?
You let them go, they owe everything to you.
Plus, the built-in extortion.
- Detention, huh?
That idea has promise.
- Yes!
Yes!
Ah, there's magic!
Ya!
- Hey, what do you want me to swallow?
- Not!
Get your whole face!
Oh, I'll shoot!
Ya.
- Was it good for you?
- Son, you're under arrest.
The proof is limitless.
- You want me to what?!
- My daughter needs a husband.
A man to keep him in line.
You are familiar with Ephesians 5:22?
- "You shall not covet your neighbor's ass?"
- Not.
Here, "Wives, submit yourselves to your own husband
"As you do to the Lord."
- Yes, I'm a flibberty-jibbit.
- Shut your hole, Patty, father speak.
You see, he needs a hand man to keep him in line.
Do not dither!
My daughter was not going to marry a flincher!
- What would be said Senator Hightower
is she want you to go
into a marriage contract with her daughter.
And in return, your criminal record will be sealed.
- Closed?
- Yes, legal proceedings against you will stop
as long as you are still under contract.
Otherwise, I'm sure you understand.
You will face imprisonment,
followed by a painful execution
cabulmu for crimes against humanity and God.
- Well, I do not know if I want to marry the villain Lord!
- Shut up, Patty, or without seasoning pumpkin.
- Ah nuts, I never said anything!
Yes!
- The contract would actually bind.
You will still get married until you produce the heir
and for 11 years thereafter.
Then you are free to pursue your own settings.
And in the meantime, everything will be provided for.
You will live a luxurious home with your new wife,
ask someone to cook and clean for you.
- I've got it!
- Wake up, pumpkin, this is not about you.
- What if I go ahead?
What if I break my contract?
- Well, Maga police will pick you back.
But more than likely, I will you kill.
- What?!
You can not just kill me!
- Tonight, I'm going to fuck you so hard,
I'll break your penis!
- Senator Hightower.
- Bart, please, you are now in-law.
Call me Senator.
- Alright then. - Now, tonight,
I want you to make love to my daughter
until he broke nakedness.
- Oh, father!
- Welcome to the family, Bart!
- Bart!
I'm ready for your pecker now!
- I like women.
I like Patty.
I love boobies, not a man hard, throbbing cock
and tight butts and ...
This is certainly normal!
It should be normal, or I will be killed!
Please, God, please, let me be hard for him!
- Bartholomew!
I want you in my love tunnel!
It was drenched like spongecake!
- Well, now I'm really mushy.
- Pumpkin, what are you doing there
while I am here?!
- I will die.
Oh, my cock!
To.
- Let me ask you.
- Well.
- Can you fly?
- Um, what?
- I said, can you fly?
- Of course I can not fly.
- Do you Bartholomew James Cooper
of 91 Ridgeway Road, Portsmouth, New Hampshire?
- Yes, but you are?
- Huh, it says here you can fly.
This is even underlined.
Well, if you have a motorcycle chic,
or badass muscle car,
or something that we can take off with style?
Because my car is in the shop.
Well, actually, it was taken over.
- Look, I'm kinda in a hurry and all,
and wait, did you say take off?
You want me to go with you?
- Indeed.
- Why?
- Long story.
But I am very handsome
and rough man.
And you are a homosexual without willingly
with what seems to be happening a rock hard erection.
What other reason do you need?
- I just ate about 20 Viagra.
- Well, points to the road, an old friend,
Because it seems we visited from here.
- Bartholomew!
You can not even
V to P at me yet!
- Hoo, female, there is a danger ahead.
- Sir, are you okay?
- Gaydar me, it's gone.
I can not control.
- Sugar, we do not have time for sex positions.
We catch the bad guys.
- Gaydar?
Gaydar What?
- It's one of my super powers.
- Wait, you have super strength?
- What kind?
- Super-hearing, super strength,
among them are Gaydar,
internalized voice that reminds me
for crimes against our nature.
It's a good defense mechanism.
It also can be bitchy.
And give me a migraine.
- But it could save my life.
- Diam, Gyder.
- Whatevs.
- It was wild.
What kind of other skills do you have?
Do you have x-ray vision?
- Not.
- Can you fly?
- Not able to fly.
But I can glide short distances.
- Bitchin '.
I want to help.
I feel like I should be here,
like it was my destiny!
- All will be revealed in due course, Bart.
- I feel compelled to kneel
and the pleasure you now.
- It does, yes.
- What is your name?
- Call me
Dynastud.
- You know, Dynastud!
- checkmate!
- Huh.
Checkmate.
Jarvis!
Time to drink my tea.
- Ya pak.
- Oh, and uh, clean this.
- Ya, Senator.
Your daughter just arrived and want to see you.
- Patty?
But this is the first day of their honeymoon!
- Dad!
- Princess!
What do you little prick?
- Do not touch me!
- Wait.
Enough.
- Was it something I said?
Am I using too many teeth?
- Yes, but not the point.
I can not come, not like this.
- Why not?
Is that kind of kinky tantric sex thing?
- The world we know,
that will soon change.
- It was hot, now let me finish what I started.
- No, Bart!
My orgasm deadly!
It will make your head clean!
- I'm starting to like the sound of it.
- No, Bart, literally.
Skull would explode the second one I reach orgasm.
- Hot.
- No, Bart!
With a bad way.
This superpower can not I control.
My orgasm intensity kill people.
Their heads explode!
Men, women, people of persuasion transgender,
Livestock.
You do not know what it's like,
have to go around with a perpetual blue ball.
This is my super power load,
be very sexy,
but can not be removed without destroying my partner.
- Dynastud sorted.
Come here.
- No wait, it's too dangerous!
- Can not I give you something useful?!
- Not!
I gently salty waiter will destroy this great forest.
And I strongly believe in the conservation of forests.
I must remain pure with you for now.
- Is it true ?!
- Yes.
I need you, Bart.
Your essence, your impact on me can not be denied.
But I do not need you in ways you expect.
- This is it.
This will help to comfort you,
stop the tears.
- Is he okay, doctor?
- Well, like all women who have been rejected by men,
he was a little crazy,
lost his place in the world.
- I feel dizzy.
- Senator Hightower,
two Maga Agent is here to see you.
- Good, I'll see him in the dining room.
Are you all are finished with it, doctor?
Is this going to make it whine?
- One more.
Banana basket to be filled,
so I bring this
to help him feel full and satisfied,
until you find him again.
- Oh my god.
- Dr. Chutney, you're a genius!
I'll leave you to it.
Gentlemen, thank you for coming.
I have a problem.
I want you to trace the husband of my daughter.
He went right when he was about to plow Patty
and give me the heir.
I hear you two are the best.
- Is your daughter here, in that picture?
- Yes.
It was Patty at times happy.
He used to be very riding.
Unfortunately, we had to shoot the horse.
She became too attached.
Ha, memories.
By the way, what about your tea?
- It felt like my vagina Aunt Rosalie
after 18 hours shifts to the sauerkraut factory.
- I like it.
- Good, touch my balls!
Sam loves it!
Well, let's throw the damn parade!
Sorry, I just quit smoking,
and I am in the patch.
But enough about me!
This chode we're talking about,
do you have a picture?
- Glamor shots.
Are you sure this guy is not gay?
- Let me remind you that homosexuality is illegal.
- I do not mean to imply anything.
- He does look like fruits.
- Oh, dad, I feel much better.
- Glad to hear it, pumpkin.
- This is Agent Sam and Detective Vargas.
They will help track down Bart
and made him want to make love to you again.
Oh no, stupid, do not cry for him.
He's not worth it!
As you can see, gentlemen,
My daughter despair
on jiltingnya embarrassing.
- Left at the altar, huh?
- Worse!
Leaving the marriage bed.
Well, you can see the toll it's taken on her.
His face was distorted by tears,
Her Knockers once beautiful,
sagging of the contempt.
- I do not want them!
- Not!
- I do not know.
I think you look good.
I mean, mad, sad,
and dressed like one of those girls from Brazzers.
Oh, I love these girls!
And your tears, interesting.
I like a woman with ready access to his emotions.
And this is the so-called husband
run away from this strict package?!
Why, according to me like your husband
maybe a nice bouquet of dark spots!
- Vargas! - Forgive me!
Sorry!
I mean homosexual.
Not you, he entered the money is what I say!
- Do you think you can describe him
which kidnaps your husband?
- Well, I just caught a glimpse
when she ran off with my Bart,
and really dark,
so I'm not sure how well I would be in this,
but he was tall, like 6'2 ".
- Good.
- And she was beautiful, like a Greek god!
He has one of the tapered torsos
of broad, muscular shoulders to narrow waist,
and he had a hand, like a big cat's claw!
Like a tiger with a finger!
And butt riding a bit high and round.
- Okay, okay, enough!
What do you have?
Dynastud!
- You know, I usually love a man in uniform.
But you, not so much.
- Well, today is the last day that I wear this uniform.
I bet you do not hear the news from your cell,
but starting tomorrow,
I will be a United States Senator!
I think a congratulations in order.
- I will kill you.
- No, not you.
In fact, you will join the party.
- What would you do?
Lobotomize me?
- I'll have the gay beaten out of you.
Meet Gunther!
Hobbies included racing stock cars,
weight training, and skull-busting.
- Yipes!
- Gunther destroy Dynastud!
- You hit like a fagot.
- Find him, you idiot!
There is a large rifle was expecting.
- The whole place is being watched.
If you kill me,
it will give them a reason to keep track of your kind.
- I'll keep you alive,
but only because I want to see you rot in coolers.
- That'll be the day.
He was a dangerous enemy of the state.
When you find him, kill him without hesitation.
But make sure and bring Bart back to life.
- Do you really think you will be able to
to find it, Detective Vargas?
- Oh, my sweet pussy galore,
we will track him down and bring him back to you.
And he will be in your arms and the ball deep in the vag
before the next episode
about Who Told You, You Can Dance.
- Well, I'm glad it was settled.
- What was that?
- Uh, one of Dr. Chutney ball just fell.
- Dynastud, if you could take a minute
to stop checking ass Bart,
we have the red menace that must be dealt with.
- Why are we stopping?
- Just a little something I have to be careful.
- Do you think they had something to drink there?
I feel thirsty because all this goes.
- In will be high, a cold glass of justice.
- What's in here?
- Bot bot Russia.
- They grew boat?
- No, they cultivate the seeds of discontent
which poison the fertile fields of Democracy.
- You know, whenever you talk like that,
I get rock hard.
Why is that?
- I have a plan.
And it involves you.
But it will take time Cracker Jack
and most likely deadly force.
- Wait.
What the Russian bot farm doing in America?
- Bart, they were Russians.
They are sneaky like that.
- Alexi!
What's a good word
rhyme with snowflakes?
- Earthquake!
- Krinkov, what are you doing?
- Boris, I'm working on a very funny memes
Ronald Reagan beat Hillary Clinton
with a big black dildo!
- Many tears will flow liberally
when they saw it, I tell you!
Well!
- Today I was pretending to be a black man in Twitter
who want to make the pregnant white girl
and leave them on the footstep!
- Do we know anyone come?
- What is Boris?
- Too.
- Halo!
- Delivery pizza!
- What?
- Delivery pizza for 233 Industrial Road.
- Are we, the pizza is this?
- Um, dishes in sauce.
- Not!
Made of what?
- Whoa!
You know, I never thought it would work.
- They are Russians, Bart, they're not too bright.
- Eat now the second amendment.
There is no point, guns do not kill people!
Die!
- That asshole to you both.
What, are you going to meretasku to death?
- No, you can not ban me.
I have freedom of speech.
- Do I look like the government?
- Send backup!
The big gay sexy men here to kill everyone!
- Tell me who paid you
or I'll give you a bell Borges.
- Hightower!
Teddy Hightower!
- I know it.
Well, I want you to give Teddy a special message from me.
- Anything!
Do not kill me, a big gay sexy man!
Oh, shit!
- Obviously the poor girl's husband
was kidnapped by Dynastud.
Maybe it made him gay
through the power of mesmerism sex!
Oh, safe to assume they conspire!
And certainly, the queer is armed and dangerous!
But where do they go?
- Bottom's Up.
- Sam, it's a little early to drink a day,
but what is this, what? have you ride it?
- No, no, Bottom's Up,
underground bar at the Canadian border
for gays who fled the United States to the Great White North.
They need to get there.
- Hi Dad!
- Leaving the lawn jockey!
Oh, just you, pussycat.
- Dad, I'm so sad.
- Oh, damn it Bart.
Dan Dr. Chutney,
he was supposed to make you feel better!
What was that?
- Oh, it's one of the balls
Tibetan Dr. Chutney gave me,
and now when I'm really sad,
they just came out.
Do you want to go drinking ice cream with me?
- Oh, sorry, pookie.
I have to check progress
Our super-weapons development program.
- Oh okay.
Dad, what you miss your mother?
- Not really.
I mean, I'm the one who got him killed
after she continued to give me a baby girl.
- Goodbye, father.
- Good afternoon, Senator!
- Dr Chutney!
Alright then.
Let's see.
- The weapon was almost finished.
Look!
- Cantiknya!
Is that going to work?
- What is it going to work?!
Senator!
When the weapon was finished,
we need to do is fire,
and every homosexual
would be heterosexual.
Think about it.
Lesbian touching the penis.
Gay chewing the carpet.
We just point and shoot!
Shoot straight!
- Oh, they will not know what hit them.
And once we catch Bart,
rascal who sucks it would be
to the delight of my daughter and gave the heir.
Oh, this is mine.
It came with one of these!
- All this makes me laugh dehydration.
- And once we have children of my daughter,
all gays would fall to his knees.
Get!
- Their knees!
- We pee here.
- Where are you taking me?
- For a compound.
Over the border in Canada.
A secret gay bar called Bottom's Up.
- And what's in Down Up this?
- a safe trip
which will lead me to the only man I ever loved.
- Love.
- To
The chicken was good, Bart.
I am a top, alone.
But the shape is very beautiful
and an impressive thickness.
You will make under a very happy someday.
- Thank you.
By the way, you never told me
How you get your super powers.
- Do you really need to know?
- Well that's it.
I am curious.
- I'm a bit by a radioactive spider.
- I've heard this one before.
- It is a radioactive spider gay.
Chuck gooey white wads of--
- Yes, all right, all of them were caught, thanks.
- Well.
If you must know,
I do not necessarily guys burning human flesh
You see before you now.
I was a skinny nerd, was born on a farm in Vermont.
I have two loving mother named May and Martha.
Well, one night, I caught a firefly,
and I saw something fall from the sky.
- Do not be afraid of me.
I come from a distant star
to bring peace to your planet
and in the light of wisdom beyond your own.
- Awesome!
- Uh, um, wait.
What did you say?
- Awesome!
- Ah, fuck with me!
Is this the 51 Pegasus B?
- No, this is Earth.
- Sometimes you have to wonder
who would have thought the storm.
Okay, well, Earth.
You have monkeys retreated problem too, I guess.
Now, how do you get it done here?
Wait a minute, let me check the database.
Super hero, huh?
Okay, okay.
You will be a super hero, how it sounds?
- It sounds good!
- The original game show, huh?
Listen, there's a problem.
If I turn you into a super hero,
You have to pay attention to this warning. - Well, I'm fine.
- Damn, this is bad!
It will affect your life, your whole life!
- Let's do this!
- Can not you wait a minute?!
- No, I want to be big and strong!
- Oy vey, this meshugganah want to be a super hero!
Okay, okay.
Let's begin!
- Look at me.
I am pretty.
I have been so thoughtfully laid out with a bod like this.
No more lonely nights together with a milking machine for me.
- Yeah, about that!
- It made me become unbearable
My stud today.
But the extraordinary beauty comes at a terrible price.
- This is my first experience.
Be gentle, Jeremiah.
- It's also the first time for me.
And call me Dynastud.
- I'll call you whatever you want me, Dynastud.
- What will become of me?!
My penis is a deadly weapon,
and I have a license to thrill.
Fortunately, no matter what,
I have my mother's unconditional love.
Momma May? - Mm-hmm?
- Can I ask you about love?
- You grow up so fast, do not you?
- We had to buy all new clothes,
just look at that shoulder!
- What's your question, dear?
- Do you think it's bad to love someone
if you know you're going to destroy them?
- Yes.
Yes, I understand.
With tough love, came the big task.
We can not allow that we like to come to harm.
- But what if you really have to love someone,
but you know they will be hurt?
- It's a very big question for a young man.
If you love going to hurt someone,
then it really is not love, right?
- I do not think so.
- That's right.
Now go to sleep, Jeremiah.
- Do not call me again Jeremiah.
Contact me Dynastud.
- You crazy kids and your nickname.
- Dynastud.
Dynastud.
- Tonight, we headed into the heart of darkness.
- I'm not afraid.
- Who knows what horrors this gay happen?!
- People do not bother me gay.
- Well, they should bother you.
Because they bother me, ergo,
they should bother you!
With glitter and parade them.
And Queer as Folk in the BBC television series.
Well, you better enjoy the bologna sandwich
Because tonight, we disguise.
- What are you talking about?
- We must understand them, Sam, hm?
We have to think like them,
understand them, become them.
Gay men!
That's right, I'm going to be a pitcher,
and you will be catcher!
In this tough ball team the ball hard!
Play the game ball, oh yes!
We'll play ball.
- Maybe you have to smoke again.
- Sam, Samwise Gamgee!
Tonight we may smoke a big bag of dicks.
And who knows!
At the end of all this,
You might get a real piece of bologna in your mouth.
Take it, take it!
- This is it?
Apparently not much.
- This is it.
We are here to meet my old friend,
The most evil drag queen in all of Canada.
He went with the nom de guerre
Lee From Queef.
- Sounds like a gas.
- Password?
- Into the new world of Gods and monsters.
- Who was the man with the butt that I want
to eat breakfast of steak and eggs?
Burma Zapper, you can still bouncing Loonies of it!
- Oh, Lee, you old pirate.
- Dynastud, you incredible jerk, bring in!
Who is Peter Pan?
- I Bart.
- Nice to meet you, Bart.
Welcome to Down,
Last-free zone in the Americas.
We've become the last stop
to the strange underground railway for many years,
help the people of this remarkable
get their transit letter to Canada,
where they can live in freedom.
- I've seen Lee
recorded the entire battalion
Shock Troops MAGA
without breaking nails.
- Oh, Dynastud, you always know how to flatter a girl.
Now, you two come with me.
I got what you need in my office.
- The place is like an arsenal.
- Hold it for me, sugar.
- Lee, who would kill for this!
- What is that?
- It's a Canadian passport.
- Neon Operation Cobra has begun.
- What Neon Operation Cobra?
- Boss, there is a car that is not well known outside.
- Looks like you bring trouble to you.
Bobo, the rear door.
- With pleasure.
- No, take it out the back door!
And use protection!
- I do not know, I'm kind of a man without a saddle itself.
- Damn, Bobo.
Take this.
- Yes boss.
Old queen ambitious.
- Lee, are you okay?
- Of course, dear sure to say hello
to Bruce me.
- Damn.
- Oh, stop pouting, Sam.
- I told you I wanted to be Indian.
- You're not Indians!
You are construction workers!
- And I say damn!
- I did not write the song YMCA, Sam.
It takes a man with a certain moral character
be an Indian.
And I damn Indians!
- Hi gorgeous there.
Buskins nice.
- Hello, fellow gay men!
Now, I have to insert my penis
your mouth now or later?
- I've been married, you jerk!
Gosh, just take the compliment.
- That guy really wants my cock.
- Not.
- Let's try a new tack.
Halo!
We come in peace,
and we love to fuck!
- You bastard!
- Jesus! - Sorry.
Do you want to talk about RuPaul Drag Race?
- You know, I want to,
but I'm just going to go away.
I had to go to Gilbert and Sullivan exercise.
- Well, we got together
and hang out sometime.
- You know, I like it.
I feel like there is a real connection between us.
Call me.
Bye!
- My God, Sam!
You like prompter gay!
You can think like them, infiltrating them,
penetrate them!
Oh, you will lead us directly to Dynastud!
Let's Dance!
Why are you all flocked to him?
- She's sexy, man.
- He's so hot.
- I love this retro thing.
- Why are they interested in you
and not me, Sam?!
- Mainly because you are Indians too!
- Oh, to hell with you!
- Damn you!
- You can not stop the music!
Soup, sweet breasts?
- Nama Lee From Queef.
- Wow.
I hit it.
I mean, I know you're a guy and all,
but I have the tape.
We could have slipped.
- I give my own recordings, copper top.
I am a professional.
- So, Ny. Van Queef,
We know you are hiding Dynastud and Bart!
So, where are they?!
- Why am I told a couple of pigs like you?
- We are the law.
- Well, I was the legal jungle, asshole.
And I want to introduce you to Bear Squad!
- We're going to mop the floor with you two oinkers.
- Sam?
Apply twink, quick!
Before they kill us!
- It is not always like that.
Okay, let me introduce you
Alberta chapter of KD Lang fan club!
- To God.
Sam, I think we're about to get harder
from $ 10 prostitutes during fleet week.
- We're liberal.
We had a good heart and compassion without foundation.
We love all people, however, their differences.
We show tolerance in the face
even the most violent opposition.
- Although you bastards took everything from us,
and now we have to stay in Canada.
- Seriously, I have to go my lovely house in Georgia
to move here wasteland inhabited by deer.
- And it's all so very nice all the time.
- So, if you think about it,
we really do not have a choice
but to beat you to death.
- Vargas, before we die,
I want you to know
I always loved you.
- Fag.
What?!
- Canadians!
- They hit like a girl.
- Drinks are home, bitches!
¬ The Canada¬
¬ Our home and native land ¬
- Penny for your thoughts, Dynastud?
- Eat s'moresmu, kid.
- What Neon Operation Cobra?
- You will soon find out.
- Look, I'm sick of this.
You have to start giving me some information
because I was tired in the dark all the time
and it was frustrating!
- Well, you have to find a way
to eliminate that frustration.
- Well, I have the perfect way to do that,
But it would make my head explode.
Jesus Christ, I'm so horny!
- It is true.
There is only one person
which can survive the onslaught of my sperm cannon.
- Lucky him.
Is this the Bruce's men?
Who is he?
- All my life, I've only ever really loved a person.
And its name is Bruce Li.
- You mean late, great master of kung-fu, Bruce Lee?
- Not to be confused that other Bruce man.
Her last name is spelled Li.
But all the same.
He's a great fighter,
a mighty warrior, and a true hero.
- Mecha Trump!
- Stop, stop!
- One day Bruce was injured while filming
Toronto called Fists of Karma,
so he put in cryogenic freezing.
He recovered, but nothing can bring it back.
But then we found it rolls!
And they say only that the seed of a pure heart
can awaken soldiers who fell.
And the seed
Is your semen, Bart.
- I'm sorry, what?
- Yes, the ancient scrolls
of diramalkan-- - No, no, no, no, no.
Fuck rolls, the other part.
- Cryogenic Freezing?
- No, the part about my man jam!
- The semen will develop Bruce Li,
it is predicted, and that's what will happen!
- Wait, back to my cock briefly inexperienced.
- It also says when we woke up,
we are going to have sex,
and there will be an explosive orgasm,
and orgasm it will mark the beginning
of a new dawn of humanity!
- I felt really faint now.
I think I need candy or something.
- I need you, Bart.
Bruce needs you.
America, what is left, need you.
You are the lynch pin.
What do you say?
- Oh, Dynastud, who could say no to you?
- There is no.
That's my gift.
And my curse.
- I think you're banging a dick is a gift and a curse.
- I got a lot of gifts,
and many a curse.
That's what makes me unbearable.
It was also my gift and my curse.
- Can not I menghisapmu bit?
- Not!
It's too dangerous!
Why I did not return the favor?
- You mean?
Damn, you're fine!
- Go fishing.
- Burn in hell.
- Should I clean it for you, sir?
- Not!
Everyone also satisfied here.
Let him there as a warning to others.
- What do you hear?
Both agents Maga was killed!
- Not!
Not!
Who does that?
- You did it!
- I do not do things like that!
- Dad, I do not mean to criticize,
but you might like a bastard.
- Well, no one will miss them both.
We'll bury him in the backyard,
next to the mother and the horse.
- Oh, yes!
Oh, I've never felt anything like this before!
- Bart, your semen, it shines!
You actually selected.
- Hey!
I feel used!
- Bart, with these seeds grow trees of justice.
- That's it, I had enough of this.
You get what you want from me,
so my part of the story ends.
- Far from finished, Bart.
You are a hero deep inside.
Now, you can go back to America
and spend the rest of your life running,
or you can join me
and change the world for the better.
The choice is you.
- I'll take my chances.
- I may have to go wash my mouth now.
- Halo?
Dynastud, is that you?
Looks like my luck began to change.
- Halo, oneeyedyogurtslinger69.
- Yes, that's my name.
You can call me Bart.
- I'm hot for you?
- Sure.
I do not know this is a great tour.
It seems a little out of the way.
- I want to be a woman for you.
- Um, what?
Do you want?
- The entire breast.
- Are you alright?
- Wait, no.
I want to be him.
You are a woman, are not you?
- Are you new in this?
- I want to yield gagahmu leadership.
That is easy.
All these people care about is getting their rocks.
- Kick his ass, Bart!
- I can not, I do not believe in violence.
- Well, it's time to give up, Buckaroo!
- I will not do!
- Time to go home and fuck your wife, Bart.
- They will make you have sex with a woman, Bart!
- No problem!
I will not do!
- Bart, what's the problem?
- Violence!
I did not do it!
You're the one who says I am pure of heart,
I mean, Christ!
Do you want me to be toxic semen?
- I do not think that's the way it works.
- I was taught to love, not to fight.
- Well, sometimes fighting is necessary.
It can actually be quite fun.
- That's not an answer, or even a good reason.
- Listen, I mean you have to stop being a pussy,
or you will get hurt.
- I think you're the one who's afraid of being hurt.
- I'm not afraid of anything!
I Dynastud!
I am a super hero, for God's sake!
I was the nightmare of every human being.
And the dream of every woman.
- Who is this?
What?!
They what?
They are both dead!
Are you kidding?
Talk nice, adios.
Damn.
I have to do this yourself.
- Senator Hightower!
- Love's wrong with you?!
- I'm trying to be mysterious!
Easy, my bruises, my bruises!
- I'm here too, dad!
- Love everything!
- I'll bleed, I'll bleed.
- Where are we going?
- You did not come.
- I never go anywhere,
but this time, I'm coming!
You will not leave me
as you leave the mother!
I will kill this bastard
before I let you do it!
- I've cracked at least three ribs, Patty.
And I fainted.
- Look, Patty, I'm sorry
I was not there for you!
- Do not you see, it's because of you I like this!
I want to be in life, father!
Let me in!
I love you!
- Come here, lamb, sugar.
Let us get homo-mu husband.
- Ooh, that's one of them! - Yes!
Let's go.
- Why are we stopping?
- Look.
- Is that?
- Winnipeg.
Land of mystery and magic.
But before we go any further,
I want you to level with me.
Why you do not like violence?
Okay, this is going on.
- When I was very young,
my parents, they took me to Chuck E. Cheese.
- Yes, I can see how it would do it.
- No, that's not the whole story.
When we went,
they robbed and killed by some criminals.
- Leave the wallet and wallet,
and no one was hurt.
- Forgive me?
- Look, we just want cash.
Give us the money, you can go.
- This is a Gucci purse.
- And this is typical Ivanka Trump handbag.
- I do not think you understand.
I just want your money.
Leave that, or I'm going to vent your wife.
- Look, I do not lobbyists working tirelessly
to repeal the laws of inheritance tax,
so I can save all the legacy of my father,
just to give it away to some parasites
looking for a free handout!
- Look at you two.
I mean, I respect your right to open carry,
but you should know better
never threatened the color of our skin.
When you see a person who is pale,
we think like an orange vest during hunting season.
- I mean, really, let's talk
how trickle-down economics works.
- This trick!
- Whoa!
Well, if you hunt these people
and kill them with the most horrible way?
- Not.
I followed them home,
and they are a little pity on me and adopt me.
But they were very good.
- Uh. - Then,
in the turn of events even more bizarre,
when we left the Build-A-Bear,
they robbed and killed by a group of other thugs
who is not so good.
- Is it because radioactive spider?
Because I was just busting your balls, Bart.
- No, this really happened!
- All right, we're losing daylight, let's go.
- My God!
Is that where Bruce Li saved?!
- In the spaceship?
No, Bart.
To get to Bruce Li,
we have to travel to the outermost
our solar system.
Our mission has just begun.
- Bitchin '!
- Now I think we should run!
- Dynastud, we've got something to appear on our tail!
- He found us.
- Prepare to meet your maker.
And in this case,
You are my creator.
- Until the end, I wrestle with you!
From the heart of hell, I stab you!
On behalf of hatred,
I spit on my last breath!
- When did you learn to read?
- We have been beaten!
- And in the aft engine lost power.
We will never succeed in holding Canada.
Unless if.
- Unless if?!
- You have to blow me, Bart.
Might kill you,
but I might be able to divert power
My orgasm into the ship's main engine,
allow us to go into hyper speed.
- A, Kpten!
- The next shot would rob them of their power.
Then we will be on board,
Dynastud kill,
and bring Bart back to Earth.
And he finally could wait.
- The glass doors open.
- More tongue, dammit!
Ah, he shoots!
Oh, he did it!
- Why is it so salty, why?!
That's not healthy!
- Bart, we're here!
Canadian maple syrup emergency reserve space!
Billions and billions of gallons stored there,
in the case of the death of world maple trees.
- It was like jerky liquid.
Is there water on this ship?
- Red Maple?
Red Maple?
This is Dynastud.
Ask permission to ride.
- Permission granted.
Welcome to the state of emergency
Canadian maple syrup reserve space.
Syrup must flow.
- Are all of these met?
- pure maple syrup.
The lifeblood of the Canadian economy.
Welcome to.
Ooh, and whatever you do,
away from the big button on the far wall.
Funny, I never noticed the naked Asian man until now.
- We'll take it from here.
- Sorry, did not mean to pry.
If you need me, I will watch my program.
- Welcome, Dynastud, my beloved.
I have returned to the world again.
The wheels of destiny continues.
- Bruce, it's Bart.
I believe that the prophecy foretold.
- He's handsome.
- Whoa, what is it?
- Yes, and his heart is pure.
- Just as predicted rolls.
- Okay, look.
I was very disturbed
because not told anything
and only played as a pawn in your game!
I want someone to tell me what happened.
Oh, it felt good.
- Calm down, Bart.
You have to be quiet.
You are entitled to know if you are a hero that we were looking for.
What's in the name of Buddha is this shit?!
- We meet again, Dynastud.
For the last.
- Hightower.
- I'm here because you stole away my husband and daughter.
- Bart, you're already married?
- Accidental.
- Well.
- Say goodbye to your misguided ways, Dynastud.
Well?
- I want to watch football?
And play video games with the brahsaku.
- Success!
Dynastud straight!
- Dynastud, straight?!
- What have you done with it, you devil!
- Whoa, everybody, just chill!
- Now, with Dynastud straight,
Bart and we could blow him out of here
and brainwashed safely and return to Patty.
I have to turn you straight, Dynastud.
Now, you'll do scratch your balls in public
and do not even care!
You will not pay attention to the feelings of others,
especially women.
You will defecate and not flush.
And never wash the dishes,
and think to yourself,
"Why is not there a clean plate?"
What do you think about that?
- I think you're an idiot.
- Oh, yes?
Why?
- Because you just turn me straight.
You do not turn me over to your side,
You do not take my super powers.
If there is, you reinforced them with aggression undo.
- What are you doing?!
- 100 billion gallons.
- All pointing to America!
Dynastud!
If you press the button,
it will flood the whole of America.
Everything we hold dear
will be swept away in a wave of maple.
Everything!
Class system no question!
Empty strip mall and a Starbucks on every corner,
The eternal war machine in the world.
Ayo, Dynastud.
What do you say?
- Damn.
I want pancakes.
- Ooh, I really sorry to have to tell you about this,
but everyone in America is dead now, eh?
- Go to hell with it all.
One last dance.
But first,
I will send this little Fagot to the grave.
- Not!
- Gun-fu!
What are you doing?
- Making America great again.
- Wait! 1377 01: 22: 38.670 -> 01: 22: 40.600 I'll give you whatever you need.
Come to my side.
- I'll freeze your nomination.
- Fuck your mother, Dynastud!
- It's a mother!
Motherfucker!
Hey, I'm so sorry about your father.
- No, do not sweat it.
He is a total douche boat.
However, I will go.
- So, remember the message?
Are we going to have sex now or what?
- Ooh, on second thoughts, I'll stay.
- I can not.
Gaydar me, go!
By contrast, in my head, blueprints rape and looting.
Come on, get up, let's do this!
I'm on top!
- Oh, you're so rude!
And why are you suddenly smell
like a bottle of Old Spice?
- I do not know.
Come on, let's do this!
It never happened!
- What are we doing?!
How do we make you gay again?!
- I can not do this.
It has to be you, Bart.
Prophecy must mean he's so far!
- What do you mean?
- You must be Bruce Li, Bart.
Bart, I never understood the nature pasifismu.
But now it all makes sense.
You see, Bart, your lover,
not a fighter.
- The world will not draining myself, Bart.
- Stand back, world!
Bart will enter the dragon!
- Okay, before we do this, can I know something about you?
- Well, I'm really into feet.
- Yes, okay, we can stop there.
- Work!
Work!
- What's that?
- It rips space time continuum!
- Are you serious?!
- Uh, Bart, Bruce,
You have to work a little harder in this case,
or vortex will collapse itself.
- I'm doing my best here!
- Yes, he's good,
but he is not Dyna-good.
- Thank you very much!
- Dynastud, you should join us!
It's the only way!
- I can not, I'm not gay anymore!
Anyway, all I want to do is listen to country western music
and hunting small animals.
- All will be lost if you do not join us!
- Well, are you going to save the world or not?
- I want to, but I live now.
- Dynastud!
You fools beautiful!
Do not you know, it's not gay if a girl was watching!
- Damn!
Yes, you are right, why did not I think of that?!
- Oh, and if you do not hold their heads
when they meniupmu.
- Okay, yes, I understand.
- And if the ball is not touched.
- Well, yes, go ahead.
- Already completed!
- Portal through time.
Do you know what this means, Bart?
- Actually, no.
I do not know what this means.
Where are we going?
And when we get there, what would we do?
- For a long time, our future is uncertain.
But not anymore.
With this portal, we have the ability
to go to the moments in history
where the enemy we sow the seeds of hatred.
And in their place, to offer love.
We will fight our enemies across time itself
to prove our love is legitimate.
We will rewrite history, so it celebrates all
and not just a privileged few.
We will travel through time
to ensure that the heritage of humanity
not a dark cloud, but the rainbow.
We would go to the past to ensure
ignorance is still there.
It is our purpose.
This is our mission.
This is just the beginning.
- But first, we could have six directions with ourselves, right?
- Absolutely.
Then we can go save the history.
- Alright then.
Let's do it.
- I call dibs on me!
I was wrong cable
The ball is thrown ¬ ¬
¬ When no lights are shining ¬
¬ In unfamiliar places ¬
I ¬ ¬ is the wrong direction
¬ ¬ And the purpose is lost
¬ ¬ I decline
¬ With the cost meningkat¬
I was storm diprediksi¬¬
¬ When there is no way through ¬
There is no escape ¬ ¬
Do not leave ¬ ¬
¬ ¬ So I run to you
I was a disaster ¬ ¬
You should stay away from me
For me ¬ ¬ disaster
¬ Come cepat¬
¬ Than you ever expect to see ¬
¬ ¬ And I'm not lucky
¬ Although I did not mean to hurt you ¬
¬ If you see me see your way ¬
You would be wise to say ¬
Leave me be ¬ ¬
To me ¬ ¬ disaster
More than ¬ ¬ I declare
¬ And that got lost terhitung¬¬
¬ I am a raging wasted ¬
¬ And the cost manusia¬
I was a face that haunts Anda¬
¬ ¬ And burning needs
¬ I was wasted cycles ¬
¬ As the world turns sad ¬
¬ I was turning swivel cycle
I will block your path
I ¬ ¬
- Shit.
Do not give me that!
I'm disappointed in you, all of you!
Even that does not do the voice for the last scoundrel,
and especially for you
who decides you have moral objections
to pull the lever opponent last bastard.
Your confidence is high and strong
help put the bastards in the White House.
And look at what makes you!
Giving stomach mucus in the country
Great opportunity to crawl out
their holes and openly horrible.
You know better.
I know you know better.
And for those of you who do not choose the bastard,
you have to get the dirt out of your system
Okay now!
There is no room for hatred
and intolerance and fear.
Not in America!
Not a damn thing on the planet!
Do not bad!
You had some friends staying next to you,
You do not like what they got up in their bedroom?
Keep your own life.
If it makes you uncomfortable,
it's because you're paying too much attention.
Stop peeking in the windows of others!
Literally and figuratively.
Both men, what unfortunately made little difference
for your everyday life
if they live together next to you
or if they are married and live next to you.
We're all just trying to live our lives.
We all, gay, straight,
black, white, whatever it is.
We're all just trying to find a little love,
little happiness.
Do not be bad.
I swear, it has absolutely no yes
instincts damn ya mommas
worked very hard to beat!
We all have to live under one roof.