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Terrorists?

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I forgot to turn off the coffee pot
again, right?

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Damn it!

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Now where will I
bring a woman to make love

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when was my mother home?

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well, are you ready for your last day?

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already.

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When did you and your girlfriend move to Florida?

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Tomorrow morning.

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The car is all ready.

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You want to do crazy things

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before leaving
New Jersey forever?

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How long do you know me?

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If I were you,
I would write "eat pussy"

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on the side of the building in uppercase letters.

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Why?

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Let them know you've been there, bro.

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I'd rather let them know
I'm not a bastard.

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it's too late for that.

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I really will miss you, bro.

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I can't believe they haven't done anything with it.

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God will do it.

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He destroyed the hell hole.

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pretentious berate.

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What do you mean to tell me  You don't miss that place at all?

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certainly not

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you?

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Of course not.

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You know, sometimes I hope to do something in my life

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instead of hanging out in front of the shop
selling marijuana and whatever.

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Like, maybe become a veterinarian.

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Why not me?

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I like sea lions and mess.

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Or maybe an astronaut.

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Yes.

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Like, being a bastard who
first saw a new galaxy

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or find a new
alien life form...

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and fuck her.

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And people like,
"That is it.

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Earth people who once mugged
Martians."

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Gosh.

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Our first customer
since the return of our victory.

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relaxed.

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Wait.

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do you hold goods?

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yes, everything except cocaine,
heroin and penism.

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What?

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What about one envelope, bro?

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Oh, 15 dollars, little friend  put the money in my hand.

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Nong, nong, nagga-
nagga-nong nong-.

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He likes to sing.

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I haven't seen you
lately, bro.

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where have you been?

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Me and Silent Bob
finally bought a car,

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we drove to the Boardwalk...

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fucking Middletown police
stop us

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because of suspicion of small mischief.

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What does that mean?

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We drive around
with open airbags.

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The police stopped us.

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They found 2 pounds of Jamaican lambswool.

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Prosecutors want to sue us
mercilessly,

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but the judge gave us
rehabilitation instead.

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Damn, rehabilitation?

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Yup-yup.

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How long have you been in rehab?

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Six months, sir.

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We are in a six-month rehab
and two days in a cart

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as a good friend of Bill W.'s.

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pay attention to this.

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Just got two days ago,
before we left.

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Yes, but if you hold it
all the time,

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won't you be tempted to get drunk?

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Oh, not with the strength of Christ
by my side, sir.

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What is the Bible?

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Hey, hey, holy bible, son!

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distributor of the kind of fuck
from jesus worshiper

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do you introduce me?

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I like them, bro.
They are funny.

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They are stupid.

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You have to read the Bible, sir.

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You will find all the weird things there.

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Like, do you know
Jesus is a Jew?

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Yes.

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I need two Egga-Muffins Mooby,

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and we've almost run out of fries.

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Wait.

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Now, Randal!

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well, what did you write
there,

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your memoirs?

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I fight

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this bastard
on his blog message board.

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What about?

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About how he has too much
free time and no life.

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So is the man who has heated up on his website.

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I can't help it.
he pisses me off.

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very poor in a wheelchair

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who always prey on
_ everyone's sympathy,

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writes a long criticism about how
he will never walk again

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and how pedestrians should appreciate grace  the function of their feet.

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The scolding, as you call it,

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sounds like
poor people with disabilities

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who pours out his heart and feelings.

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Oh, forget him, bro.

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Trying to blame me back and forth  because he was limping?

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What kind of bad thoughts are that?

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So I have started
fighting with him,

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replying back to face
defects are stupid

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about how I'm happy
just sitting around  and how I prefer to take the car to the end of the block instead of walking.

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That person is in a wheelchair.

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Yes. That's why
I call him a disabled child.

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enjoy.

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basic freaks.

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I won't even show
irony here.

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What's your problem?

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What do I do now?

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There is a paralyzed man
who found a way

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reaching the world where
he feels isolated,

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and you somehow found
the way to have a problem with him.

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Of course, side with him.

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Are you very hurt

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until you now feel the need to attack a disabled person?

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what defects?

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That person
only sits in a wheelchair.

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This isn't like
she's Anne Frank or something.

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Anne Frank?

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Yes, Anne Frank, the girl who...

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... Until miracles appear

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and generate intelligence in him.

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you mean

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Helen Keller.

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No. I mean Anne Frank.

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He is deaf, dumb and blind.

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not him.

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Helen Keller is
deaf, dumb and blind.

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Are you sure?

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Yup.

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Then who is Anne Frank?

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Anne Frank is a small
Jewish girl

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hiding from the Nazis  in a secret room
with his family.

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He writes a diary.

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, then I guess
this person is like Anne Frank,

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with a diary, you know?

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No, he's like Helen Keller
with his disability, jerk!

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You must always be right, right?

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basic Nazi bastard.

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What? What do you want?

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No, we don't serve Cow Tippers in the morning.

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Freedom Toast might work.

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Oh, we really did it.

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Okay, that's $ 12.64.

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take care of your eyes, obscene.

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It's very unhygienic.

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that's all I'll tell you.

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Emma, are you like this

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because you have a big
_ clitoris that isn't fair?

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You just told him, right?

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This is kind of curhatan.

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He said it was very big,

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almost like a small penis...

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which explains all
strange things about him

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which I don't even want to think about.

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You don't want it
with a girl  with the clitoris oversized?

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No, because the next stop is a man with a small penis.

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You're a little tense.

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Because you're a little close to me.

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I can retreat, if you want.

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Can we go back to our own apartment in Florida?

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Really? Fuck, Dante.

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How many times do we have to

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talking about this?

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There's no point in getting an apartment again.

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My mother often tells us

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that he will give us a house as a wedding gift.

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Your parents' generosity

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just makes me a little uncomfortable, Em.

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They give us a house.

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Your father gave me one of the businesses
Cleaning the car for me to run.

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That feels a bit strange.

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Dear, it feels weird
because you're very used to it  by living destitute all the time.

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What's the meaning?

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I mean that suddenly,

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there is a woman who loves you,

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new job opportunities

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and a fantastic life
for the future, right?

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you have to face it, tiger.
You won the lottery.

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how are you?

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Is something wrong?

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No.

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Just see you talking.

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I think I'm going to come here
and join you guys.

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God, it must be nice
have a job

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with a lot of rest time.

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important breaks.

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If I have to deal with
all the protestors

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without stopping, without resting,

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I will put my head in the frying pan.

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my testicles, too.

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Do you really want

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sit here and see
me and my fiance make love?

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- Are you such a jerk?
- Not really.

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I was going to ask
you two to stop that

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while I'm out here.

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I really don't understand
why can't you be happy

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for your best friend.

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He finally found a woman who loved him.

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to me you are definitely not a girl.

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maybe you are a man too.

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Really?

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Yes. You're my best friend's boyfriend.

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You become a person who can't be invited to sleep for me  when he started tricking your pussy.

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So think of me
in terms of a decent girl

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kinda scares you, right?

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dear, I don't think of you
in terms of a decent girl.

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I don't think about you
in any way...

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Oh, that's very wrong.

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If you don't leave here

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so that I can spend
time having fun with my boyfriend,

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Next, I'll show you my pussy.

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Why do you want to do something like that?

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Okay, I'm leaving!

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God!

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what did you do that for?

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You realize he just thinks
you're trying

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invited him to a threesome
with us now, right?

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Yes, right. With Graves?

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he's a very idiot,
like most Jersey men.

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Hey!

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you speak loudly, but when
we cross national borders,

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I'm sure you got all the sentimental people in Jersey  and shed tears.

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Yes, tears of happiness, maybe.

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Jersey sucks,

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and we are surrounded by fools.

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yes, I want to go.

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Do you want to go?

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Yes, there are lots of jobs
that I have to do  before we leave in the morning,
but I love you.

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I love you too.

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daghh

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Bro, I'm pretty sure your girlfriend wants

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you and I are together with a threesome.

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Bro, how old are you?

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You know I'm 19 years old, Randal.

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You don't want to work with me
last week, remember?

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Because you said it worked
on my birthday

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will help me build character.

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00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:09,300
Well, at least you spelled "penis"
correctly this time.

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Why are you still riding

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your mother's vehicle?

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And even worse,

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for what do you give him a farewell kiss?

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Is he dating your dance party?

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00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,977
don't bother me today, Randal.

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my mood is very good.

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Because your mother gave you a kiss of lust?

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No, because I just read
online that there will be

269
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,587
a Transformers live-action film.

270
00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:30,754
And?

271
00:16:30,755 --> 00:16:33,424
Well... I mean, as you know,

272
00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:35,426
My online handle is Optimus Prime.

273
00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:37,428
I know that.
I hope I'm not.

274
00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:40,931
Well, so it's not just awesome  that there will be a live-action Transformers movie,

275
00:16:40,932 --> 00:16:44,268
but I, like,
is positioned or whatever

276
00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:47,438
as well as possible
Handle the web and e-mail

277
00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:52,276
when the movie comes out.

278
00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:53,944
Oh, you will roll over
in the vagina, bro.

279
00:16:53,945 --> 00:16:57,114
Don't be rude.

280
00:16:57,115 --> 00:16:58,849
The man who just said

281
00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:00,284
making love to his mother.

282
00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:02,219
Mr. Dante!

283
00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:03,554
don't bother Elias, Randal!

284
00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:07,422


285
00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:10,924
Don't look at his penis.

286
00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:13,564
Bro, Transformers are bad.

287
00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:14,798
Oh, no.

288
00:17:14,799 --> 00:17:16,664
They are more attractive than anything.

289
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,470
They can beat
Ranger Danger (TV shows) every day.

290
00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:21,572
Yes. I will have trouble sleeping
wondering if you are right

291
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:23,040
- About that or not.
- Ow.

292
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:25,476
I thought you weren't even allowed to watch TV often  in your house because you people are
_ devout Christians and whatever.

293
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:27,311
Well, it turns out, cars and trucks

294
00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:29,613
which changes to...

295
00:17:29,614 --> 00:17:31,415
robots aren't really blasphemous,

296
00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:35,519
because my pastor says

297
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,521
that the machine can change
into another machine,

298
00:17:37,522 --> 00:17:40,224


299
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:42,993
and it's not magic that
is against God.

300
00:17:42,994 --> 00:17:44,728
Transformers are total magic
that is against God,

301
00:17:44,729 --> 00:17:47,431
because God sent
Only his only son

302
00:17:47,432 --> 00:17:50,000
to die on the cross
to atone for the sins of mankind,

303
00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:51,235
and what we do for redeeming it is just

304
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:54,864
make a terrible cartoon fucking
like Transformers.

305
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,241
good shot.

306
00:17:57,242 --> 00:18:02,079
Well, 'because in the Bible camp,
we made a diagram which...

307
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,414
I mean, I don't know,

308
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:06,584
sort of, prove it
or whatever it is...

309
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,718
Well, okay...

310
00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:09,019
Bible Camp ?!

311
00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:10,509
since God created...

312
00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:13,290
since God created man,

313
00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:17,090
and humans created Transformers...

314
00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:20,764
Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal.

315
00:18:20,765 --> 00:18:23,601
No, sir.
They are not gifts from God.

316
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,836
They are unholy curses  from animals that
we call the Desolate One (music album).

317
00:18:25,837 --> 00:18:27,805
I really don't want to hear this, Randal.

318
00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:29,273
The first one falls,

319
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,841
hidden virgin,

320
00:18:30,842 --> 00:18:32,209
ruler of abortion!

321
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:34,511
You know I don't like to talk
about dark forces, Randal.

322
00:18:34,512 --> 00:18:36,280
Let me help you

323
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,748
get up from your chair, Grandma!

324
00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:39,617
Grandma, what is it like

325
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,919
are on vacation?

326
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:45,089


327
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,658
Late at night,
I woke up from my sleep  Hear unknown voices

328
00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:50,260
Crazy laughter...

329
00:18:50,261 --> 00:18:51,955
what is that?

330
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:18,355
What?

331
00:19:18,356 --> 00:19:19,356
that wave.

332
00:19:19,357 --> 00:19:20,357
I saw Becky, so I waved.

333
00:19:20,358 --> 00:19:22,192
He'll be here in 20 seconds.

334
00:19:22,193 --> 00:19:24,361
And?

335
00:19:24,362 --> 00:19:25,362
And you have to welcome it

336
00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:26,530
before he came here, damn licker?

337
00:19:26,531 --> 00:19:28,799
what is that all about?

338
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,800
This is called friendship.

339
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:31,268
She's your boss.

340
00:19:31,269 --> 00:19:32,269
You can't be friends with your boss.

341
00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:33,637
No, you can't be a friend
your boss.

342
00:19:33,638 --> 00:19:35,639
I like my boss.

343
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:36,974
I think something has happened

344
00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:38,976


345
00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,144
between you two.

346
00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:41,145
You're crazy.

347
00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:43,147
You spend a lot of time talking to him.

348
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:45,482
I also spend a lot of time talking to you.

349
00:19:45,483 --> 00:19:46,650
And I always keep it

350
00:19:46,651 --> 00:19:49,520
You keep a homosexual interest in me.

351
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:50,688
We are only friends.

352
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,189
That's what I keep telling you.

353
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:54,191
No, idiots, me and Becks.

354
00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:55,693
"Becks"?

355
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:56,694
I know that.

356
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,196
You cheated on the boss.

357
00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:02,700
Yes, that's why I moved to Florida with my fiance.

358
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:03,867
Why do you want to cheat?  with girls your age, bro?

359
00:20:03,868 --> 00:20:05,536
If you want to sow your wild wheat seeds,

360
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,538


361
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,206
there are many beautiful women

362
00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:10,941
who stopped here after school.

363
00:20:10,942 --> 00:20:14,478
First, I'm not having an affair
from my fiance.

364
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:17,081
Second, if I have an affair
from my fiance,

365
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:19,016
it's not going to be with a teenager.

366
00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:20,084
Why not?

367
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:21,485
The best part of this job

368
00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:23,987
are all pretty old women
who come here.

369
00:20:23,988 --> 00:20:25,389
And they all see me,

370
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,157
Because I have a SIM.

371
00:20:27,158 --> 00:20:29,860
That's awesome. your age is 33.

372
00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:31,695
show me one
33 year old girl

373
00:20:31,696 --> 00:20:33,130
which is as if wild in bed

374
00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:34,898
like her 17 year old partner.

375
00:20:34,899 --> 00:20:36,700
17 year olds are now crazy.

376
00:20:36,701 --> 00:20:38,135
They want anything.

377
00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:40,934
They even like it if
you do anal lick (danger ne).

378
00:20:41,706 --> 00:20:43,807
God.

379
00:20:43,808 --> 00:20:44,808
What?

380
00:20:44,809 --> 00:20:45,943
Are you serious?

381
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:48,345
I'm not playing at that time
anal story lick.

382
00:20:48,346 --> 00:20:49,880
never do anal lick.

383
00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:51,248
not my idea at all.

384
00:20:51,249 --> 00:20:53,283
Young girls today
are all passionate,

385
00:20:53,284 --> 00:20:55,119
and they told you
to do anal lick.

386
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,653
don't ever do
anal lick, Randal!

387
00:20:56,654 --> 00:20:57,988
You sound like my mother.

388
00:20:57,989 --> 00:20:59,523
Becks, have you done
anal lick?

389
00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:00,991
never do anal lick.

390
00:21:00,992 --> 00:21:02,693
Have you ever done anal lick?

391
00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:04,161
never do anal lick.

392
00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:05,729
I never did anal lick.

393
00:21:05,730 --> 00:21:06,964
Not once?

394
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:08,398
Even though.

395
00:21:08,399 --> 00:21:09,767
you two are very depressed.

396
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:10,868
Okay, listen,

397
00:21:10,869 --> 00:21:12,903
I know you gave a blow job, right?

398
00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:14,905
I haven't even put my bag down.

399
00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:16,073
That's yes.

400
00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:18,275
And I know you've been blowing a woman's pussy.

401
00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:19,610
What do you mean?

402
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:20,644
Well,

403
00:21:20,645 --> 00:21:22,846
after you finish 'sucking'
forbidden part

404
00:21:22,847 --> 00:21:24,448
your lover,
you kissed him, right?

405
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:26,116
That's exactly like anal lick.

406
00:21:26,117 --> 00:21:29,153
Okay, I'm pretty sure you're just
comparing the vagina with the rectum.

407
00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:30,420
And?

408
00:21:30,421 --> 00:21:33,323
Have you refilled
all the napkins?

409
00:21:33,324 --> 00:21:35,325
That's Elias's job.

410
00:21:35,326 --> 00:21:37,728
it's a comparison
pink and brown eyes

411
00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:39,429
it's just been your job Randal.

412
00:21:39,430 --> 00:21:40,597
Zing!

413
00:21:40,598 --> 00:21:43,123
Shut your mouth, GoBot.

414
00:21:47,172 --> 00:21:49,606
I might be able to sue
All of this company now

415
00:21:49,607 --> 00:21:50,841
for sexual abuse.

416
00:21:50,842 --> 00:21:53,043
You just made me work on
refilling the napkin

417
00:21:53,044 --> 00:21:54,511
because I cling to
to faith

418
00:21:54,512 --> 00:21:56,513
anal subject lick.

419
00:21:56,514 --> 00:21:58,248
never do anal lick!

420
00:21:58,249 --> 00:22:01,081
will you mature?

421
00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:06,323
All right,
I will say this

422
00:22:06,324 --> 00:22:08,125
Because we are friends...

423
00:22:08,126 --> 00:22:11,028
but sometimes,
in a hot atmosphere,

424
00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:13,963
it's forgiven
for doing anal lick.

425
00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:17,497
I know that.

426
00:22:19,537 --> 00:22:23,540
I'm so bored, man!

427
00:22:23,541 --> 00:22:28,501
And boredom is the first step
towards recurrence of bad habits.

428
00:22:43,127 --> 00:22:45,288
Oh!

429
00:22:54,339 --> 00:22:57,239
Do you want to fuck me?

430
00:22:57,976 --> 00:23:00,644
I will fuck myself

431
00:23:00,645 --> 00:23:04,248
I will fuck myself hard.

432
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:28,228
Damn.

433
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:31,174
Well, hello, Miss Scott.

434
00:23:31,175 --> 00:23:34,645
Well, here it is,
the artist who escaped.

435
00:23:34,646 --> 00:23:36,179
I haven't left.

436
00:23:36,180 --> 00:23:38,448
oh... please. You've gone last month.

437
00:23:38,449 --> 00:23:39,783
when did you leave?

438
00:23:39,784 --> 00:23:42,052
Well, we start driving
tomorrow morning.

439
00:23:42,053 --> 00:23:43,987
I left you my address

440
00:23:43,988 --> 00:23:45,923
for my last payment
this month.

441
00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:48,425
So you want to.

442
00:23:48,426 --> 00:23:51,094
That's his parents' house, right?

443
00:23:51,095 --> 00:23:54,831
Yes, but only until marriage.

444
00:23:54,832 --> 00:23:56,566
And then, from what I heard,

445
00:23:56,567 --> 00:23:58,936
His parents
gave us a house.

446
00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:00,971
Good!

447
00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:03,307
So I thought the dowry came back again.

448
00:24:03,308 --> 00:24:04,441
Oh, yeah.

449
00:24:04,442 --> 00:24:06,510
His father sweetened the kettle
with two fat calves  and a goat

450
00:24:06,511 --> 00:24:08,239
I'll miss you, Hicks.

451
00:24:09,547 --> 00:24:11,548
Yes, I will miss you.

452
00:24:11,549 --> 00:24:13,483
I still can't believe it

453
00:24:13,484 --> 00:24:14,618
You will leave me
alone in this place...

454
00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:17,254
with Randal Graves,
from everyone.

455
00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:19,022
Exit.

456
00:24:19,023 --> 00:24:20,157


457
00:24:20,158 --> 00:24:21,258
Moving to Florida.

458
00:24:21,259 --> 00:24:22,960
You can work
in washing the car with me.

459
00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:25,262
Wow, you made it
sounds really tempting.

460
00:24:25,263 --> 00:24:27,130
How can I say no?

461
00:24:27,131 --> 00:24:30,267
Oh, yeah, because car washing is in Florida.

462
00:24:30,268 --> 00:24:31,969
Like anything worse than this place.

463
00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:34,037
throw insults
as you wish, male friend.

464
00:24:34,038 --> 00:24:36,039
As soon as my uncle stood again,

465
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,075
I will not stay here.

466
00:24:38,076 --> 00:24:40,043
- Hey, how are you?
- Much better.

467
00:24:40,044 --> 00:24:42,145
It only takes two years
and lots of chemo,

468
00:24:42,146 --> 00:24:44,581
but... the number of red blood cells
almost returns to normal.

469
00:24:44,582 --> 00:24:45,782
That's good.

470
00:24:45,783 --> 00:24:47,284
Yes, that's good for me, too.

471
00:24:47,285 --> 00:24:49,086
A few weeks
in this damn hut

472
00:24:49,087 --> 00:24:51,822
changed to a few
years a little too fast.

473
00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:53,323
But, Hicks, we can sit here

474
00:24:53,324 --> 00:24:55,459
small talk
about your last day

475
00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:57,794
and what I will do
after you leave,

476
00:24:57,795 --> 00:25:02,566
or we can treat today
like other workdays.

477
00:25:02,567 --> 00:25:04,329
Ding-a-ling-a-ling!

478
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:17,211
Randal.

479
00:25:17,815 --> 00:25:20,884
One ring to master everything.

480
00:25:20,885 --> 00:25:24,888
And you want to know why there isn't a woman you want to enter.

481
00:25:24,889 --> 00:25:27,057
I never wondered about that.

482
00:25:27,058 --> 00:25:28,492
Yeah, because you've always been

483
00:25:28,493 --> 00:25:30,527
accept the fact that you will never
get a girl.

484
00:25:30,528 --> 00:25:32,029
I can get girls if I want.

485
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,497
Who do you believe in?

486
00:25:33,498 --> 00:25:35,165
You won't be able to get girls, losers.

487
00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:37,065
You're too weird and sad.

488
00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:43,206
I reject women left and right.

489
00:25:43,207 --> 00:25:46,699
Your woman is
the "left" and "your right."

490
00:25:47,478 --> 00:25:49,346
Yes, right.
What do you know?

491
00:25:49,347 --> 00:25:51,314
I know you're the geekest kid

492
00:25:51,315 --> 00:25:54,151
from the fixed, and there are no
women who like nerds,

493
00:25:54,152 --> 00:25:57,416
especially nerds who
like Lord of the Rings.

494
00:25:58,489 --> 00:26:00,290
women like Lord of the Rings, Randal.

495
00:26:00,291 --> 00:26:01,491
Yes. type of woman

496
00:26:01,492 --> 00:26:03,326
who likes swords
and elves and whatever,

497
00:26:03,327 --> 00:26:05,695
and I will not fuck them
with the torch Gondor.

498
00:26:05,696 --> 00:26:07,925
Oh, you are so dirty!

499
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,533
Hey, bro.

500
00:26:17,308 --> 00:26:19,609
Welcome to Mooby.
Can I take your order?

501
00:26:19,610 --> 00:26:20,744
Yes...

502
00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:22,045
let's see.

503
00:26:22,046 --> 00:26:25,148
Give me one Udderly
Delicious Moo-ilk Shake,

504
00:26:25,149 --> 00:26:28,777
Skinny Calf and order
onion ring. thanks.

505
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:34,422
"One ring to master everything."

506
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,127
"One ring to find them."

507
00:26:37,128 --> 00:26:38,428
God.

508
00:26:38,429 --> 00:26:40,597
"One ring to bring them all."

509
00:26:40,598 --> 00:26:43,333
"And in the darkness binds them."

510
00:26:43,334 --> 00:26:44,901
Yes! bro!

511
00:26:44,902 --> 00:26:46,269
How many times?

512
00:26:46,270 --> 00:26:47,571
three times 'Fellowship',

513
00:26:47,572 --> 00:26:48,572
twice 'Towers',

514
00:26:48,573 --> 00:26:50,707
four times 'Return'

515
00:26:50,708 --> 00:26:51,975
Five times 'Return'

516
00:26:51,976 --> 00:26:52,976
bro!

517
00:26:52,977 --> 00:26:54,077
Okay, listen,

518
00:26:54,078 --> 00:26:56,146
there is only one 'Return', okay,

519
00:26:56,147 --> 00:26:58,949
and it's not king...
it's Jedi.

520
00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:00,851
Oh, Star Wars addict.

521
00:27:00,852 --> 00:27:02,018
Oh, am I an addict?

522
00:27:02,019 --> 00:27:04,154
See you two,
wasting your honor.

523
00:27:04,155 --> 00:27:05,622
You have to forgive him.

524
00:27:05,623 --> 00:27:07,457
He doesn't understand the trilogy.

525
00:27:07,458 --> 00:27:09,993
Oh, what happened to this world?

526
00:27:09,994 --> 00:27:11,361
There is only one trilogy,

527
00:27:11,362 --> 00:27:13,130
stupid.

528
00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:14,664
Do you know what?

529
00:27:14,665 --> 00:27:16,466
Maybe we should start
calling your friend Padme (senator star wars),

530
00:27:16,467 --> 00:27:18,368
because he really likes
wax statues

531
00:27:18,369 --> 00:27:19,703
Skywalker, right?

532
00:27:19,704 --> 00:27:21,371
"Danger, danger. " My name is Anakin.

533
00:27:21,372 --> 00:27:22,706
my poor acting has ruined the saga. "

534
00:27:22,707 --> 00:27:25,809
Yes, you jar crazy.

535
00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:28,145
Oh, I'm crazy?

536
00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:29,412
That damn hobbit movie
is very boring.  it's all just a group of people walking.  Three films of people walking
to the volcano.

537
00:27:29,413 --> 00:27:32,048
This is the first film.

538
00:27:32,049 --> 00:27:34,384
And this is the second film.

539
00:27:34,385 --> 00:27:37,320
He's far away. Losers.

540
00:27:37,321 --> 00:27:39,413
Are you ready for the third film?

541
00:27:43,528 --> 00:27:46,656
Even the damn tree runs
in a movie.

542
00:27:51,636 --> 00:27:53,737
Do you know what?

543
00:27:53,738 --> 00:27:55,762
I have enough with you.

544
00:28:04,715 --> 00:28:07,217


545
00:28:07,218 --> 00:28:09,452


546
00:28:09,453 --> 00:28:10,487


547
00:28:10,488 --> 00:28:11,688


548
00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:14,958
Your simple analysis
of the trilogy excludes,

549
00:28:14,959 --> 00:28:17,194
The Lord of the Rings
is the biggest achievement that

550
00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:18,295
even the Academy is aware of

551
00:28:18,296 --> 00:28:21,031
when they awarded Peter Jackson...
Best Directing Oscar...

552
00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:24,568
an award that your little friend
George "kid toy" Lucas never

553
00:28:24,569 --> 00:28:26,269
and will never win.

554
00:28:26,270 --> 00:28:27,604
cas.

555
00:28:27,605 --> 00:28:28,805
Oh, burns.

556
00:28:28,806 --> 00:28:30,207
Let me tell you something.

557
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:32,509
If Peter Jackson really wants to satisfy me  with the "The Rings" movie,
it should end the third

558
00:28:32,510 --> 00:28:35,445
at the logical closing point,

559
00:28:35,446 --> 00:28:36,947
not the 25 endings that follow.

560
00:28:36,948 --> 00:28:39,382


561
00:28:39,383 --> 00:28:40,884
what logical closing point?

562
00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:42,085
Yes, friend,

563
00:28:42,086 --> 00:28:43,453
tell us.

564
00:28:43,454 --> 00:28:46,323
When the Frito wakes up from his small comma or whatever,

565
00:28:46,324 --> 00:28:49,092
and these little hobbits
jumping up and down on their beds,

566
00:28:49,093 --> 00:28:50,594
and Sam leaned against the doorway

567
00:28:50,595 --> 00:28:52,562
and give him a very gay gaze.

568
00:28:52,563 --> 00:28:53,964
Don't Rings, Randal.

569
00:28:53,965 --> 00:28:55,498
Say what you want about Jesus,

570
00:28:55,499 --> 00:28:57,267
but don't despise Rings.

571
00:28:57,268 --> 00:28:59,703
I'll kick your ass
back to the Shire

572
00:28:59,704 --> 00:29:01,071
if you don't
close your fucking mouth.

573
00:29:01,072 --> 00:29:03,540
it looks very gay,
I think Sam will tell

574
00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:05,175
small hobbits to go

575
00:29:05,176 --> 00:29:06,810
so he can walk with Frodo

576
00:29:06,811 --> 00:29:08,144
and suck his cock.

577
00:29:08,145 --> 00:29:10,814
well, that must be the ending
worthy Academy award.

578
00:29:10,815 --> 00:29:14,484
Hey, gay, they're not gay.
They are hobbits.

579
00:29:14,485 --> 00:29:17,087
And then after
Sam-Frodo sucked at each other,

580
00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:18,922
just before credit runs,

581
00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:21,591
Sam ejaculated in Frodo's mouth.

582
00:29:21,592 --> 00:29:24,027
I swear...

583
00:29:24,028 --> 00:29:25,722
Damn you!

584
00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:30,066
I'm making fun of
Lord of the Rings is so hard,

585
00:29:30,067 --> 00:29:32,469
which makes super weird people vomit
to the entire table.

586
00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:34,037
Where do we store
mops and buckets

587
00:29:34,038 --> 00:29:35,472
so that I can tell
Elias to clean it?

588
00:29:35,473 --> 00:29:37,774
In a closet with all the
cleaning products.

589
00:29:37,775 --> 00:29:41,711
Do we have cleaning products?

590
00:29:44,482 --> 00:29:46,716
Why is there a strange smell here?

591
00:29:46,717 --> 00:29:48,650
dagghh.

592
00:29:49,186 --> 00:29:51,677
I'm watching you.

593
00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:56,026
you know he won't succeed
long here

594
00:29:56,027 --> 00:29:58,828
when you're not here to
protect it again, right?

595
00:29:58,829 --> 00:30:01,231
Well, you're the one out there
pushing him,

596
00:30:01,232 --> 00:30:03,233
recommends ass licking.

597
00:30:03,234 --> 00:30:06,136
I don't recommend that, shy.

598
00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:08,305
I only say nothing
once in a while.

599
00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:10,307
Like you won't do it
if Emma tells you.

600
00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:11,841
God, no!

601
00:30:11,842 --> 00:30:14,572
Oh, I think love knows no boundaries.

602
00:30:15,279 --> 00:30:17,681
it came out of a woman's mouth, right?

603
00:30:17,682 --> 00:30:19,649
snacks during the day, yes.

604
00:30:19,650 --> 00:30:20,817
I'm sorry.

605
00:30:20,818 --> 00:30:22,519
I don't know why I said that.

606
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,254
I really like Emma.

607
00:30:24,255 --> 00:30:25,355
me too.

608
00:30:25,356 --> 00:30:27,490
So that's why
you're getting married!

609
00:30:27,491 --> 00:30:29,459
I can't wait until you get engaged,

610
00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:32,028
so that I can bother you as hard as
you bother me.

611
00:30:32,029 --> 00:30:34,431
You have to wait a long time, sir.

612
00:30:34,432 --> 00:30:35,899
Oh, that's right.
I forgot.

613
00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:38,134
You're a cold-hearted princess

614
00:30:38,135 --> 00:30:40,103
those who don't believe in marriage.

615
00:30:40,104 --> 00:30:42,339
I'm not saying that
is okay for you,

616
00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:43,540
but, yes, I think

617
00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:45,975
that marriage
counteracts our fundamental nature.

618
00:30:45,976 --> 00:30:47,143
To be loved?

619
00:30:47,144 --> 00:30:49,779
To make as much love as possible...

620
00:30:49,780 --> 00:30:53,550
spread the seeds
and keep species alive.

621
00:30:53,551 --> 00:30:55,685
And all the nonsense
they gave us in the film

622
00:30:55,686 --> 00:30:57,354
and only propaganda greeting cards

623
00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:59,989
to get us married, have children
and keep the economy going.

624
00:30:59,990 --> 00:31:02,525
Marriage is only
the keystone for the economy.

625
00:31:02,526 --> 00:31:03,927
You're like a whiny girl.

626
00:31:03,928 --> 00:31:06,062
Are you trying to tell me

627
00:31:06,063 --> 00:31:07,831
You don't believe in love, Beckalah?

628
00:31:07,832 --> 00:31:09,165
In romantic love,

629
00:31:09,166 --> 00:31:10,467
no.

630
00:31:10,468 --> 00:31:12,635
Like, I love my parents.

631
00:31:12,636 --> 00:31:15,271
I love my car.
I love you.

632
00:31:15,272 --> 00:31:17,941
But romantic love,
heart and flowers,

633
00:31:17,942 --> 00:31:20,777
"There is only one person
out there for me"?

634
00:31:20,778 --> 00:31:23,513
Come on, do you know how much people are out there?

635
00:31:23,514 --> 00:31:24,948
Most likely there will always be

636
00:31:24,949 --> 00:31:26,983
someone who is better for you  than the person
you finally married.

637
00:31:26,984 --> 00:31:28,718
So based on your theory,

638
00:31:28,719 --> 00:31:29,919
there is someone out there
better for me than Emma.

639
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,355
Oh, no, I won't talk about that.

640
00:31:32,356 --> 00:31:35,225
Wait a minute.

641
00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:36,693
do you think I don't really love him?

642
00:31:36,694 --> 00:31:38,428
I think...

643
00:31:38,429 --> 00:31:40,630
You like what he shows.

644
00:31:40,631 --> 00:31:42,832
Which one?

645
00:31:42,833 --> 00:31:44,267
Come on, Dante, he used to be
the girl who refused

646
00:31:44,268 --> 00:31:46,503


647
00:31:46,504 --> 00:31:48,037
talk to you when you were in high school first.

648
00:31:48,038 --> 00:31:49,939
And years later,
after he made love to many men

649
00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:52,709
and realize how unsatisfying
is called "sexy woman",

650
00:31:52,710 --> 00:31:54,911
he finally goes
with someone who looks...

651
00:31:54,912 --> 00:31:56,212
Oh, God,

652
00:31:56,213 --> 00:31:58,014
You will say
"is very bad," isn't it?

653
00:31:58,015 --> 00:31:59,115
slebor!

654
00:31:59,116 --> 00:32:00,383
Ah, a good denial.

655
00:32:00,384 --> 00:32:02,118
Thank you.

656
00:32:02,119 --> 00:32:03,820
it took several years

657
00:32:03,821 --> 00:32:05,155
to finally find out about it

658
00:32:05,156 --> 00:32:07,257
that every mother tries to
teach their little girl

659
00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:08,625
but he has to study alone,

660
00:32:08,626 --> 00:32:10,994
and that's that guy
that looks like you

661
00:32:10,995 --> 00:32:13,062
there is a lot to offer,
because you will always

662
00:32:13,063 --> 00:32:14,631
try harder than
handsome guy.

663
00:32:14,632 --> 00:32:17,434
Am I, some kind of ugly, ugly person hiding here?

664
00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:20,403
No, you catch... something like that.

665
00:32:20,404 --> 00:32:22,806
And catch Emma, too.

666
00:32:22,807 --> 00:32:24,841
Because not only is she beautiful, but...

667
00:32:24,842 --> 00:32:27,410
he will make all your decisions
for you.

668
00:32:27,411 --> 00:32:30,280
Which is luck,
because you're pretty terrible  in making a decision.

669
00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:32,182
So my last day is
about you telling me

670
00:32:32,183 --> 00:32:34,150
how bad, is my hesitant loser?

671
00:32:34,151 --> 00:32:36,380
Come on, you work
in Quick Stop

672
00:32:37,054 --> 00:32:38,922
for, a decade,

673
00:32:38,923 --> 00:32:40,523


674
00:32:40,524 --> 00:32:43,827
and you've been here
for almost a year,

675
00:32:43,828 --> 00:32:46,396
and from day one on the second job,

676
00:32:46,397 --> 00:32:48,131
what you say is just
how do you want it

677
00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:49,566
get out and start life.

678
00:32:49,567 --> 00:32:51,801
And it doesn't stop until Emma
walks through the door and,

679
00:32:51,802 --> 00:32:53,436
like, "come to Florida with me,

680
00:32:53,437 --> 00:32:54,804
" And I will make you happy,

681
00:32:54,805 --> 00:32:57,073
and my father will give you
work, and blah blah, "

682
00:32:57,074 --> 00:32:59,275
that you really went
and did something about it.

683
00:32:59,276 --> 00:33:00,710
And I understand... that's...

684
00:33:00,711 --> 00:33:03,780
he's your golden ticket , sob.

685
00:33:03,781 --> 00:33:05,714
So...

686
00:33:06,183 --> 00:33:08,150
how is that for you?

687
00:33:10,221 --> 00:33:14,390
I'm just the girl who slept with
ugly men, vacillating losers

688
00:33:14,391 --> 00:33:17,689
in the kitchen when
this place closes.

689
00:33:18,362 --> 00:33:19,954
That's me.

690
00:33:25,202 --> 00:33:28,071
That's something for
lovers out there.

691
00:33:28,072 --> 00:33:30,240
J-RAM Radio.
Right in the middle of the day...

692
00:33:30,241 --> 00:33:34,040
So, we will never talk about it, right?

693
00:33:35,145 --> 00:33:38,314
What can be said?

694
00:33:38,315 --> 00:33:40,216
Are you sorry?

695
00:33:40,217 --> 00:33:41,985
you?

696
00:33:41,986 --> 00:33:44,988
I'm sorry that it was done
on the cooking table.

697
00:33:44,989 --> 00:33:46,789
Yes, you regret it...
You are not a person

698
00:33:46,790 --> 00:33:48,518
the mayonnaise on your cock.

699
00:33:57,268 --> 00:33:59,869
What do you want me to say?

700
00:33:59,870 --> 00:34:01,905
We're drunk, you know?

701
00:34:01,906 --> 00:34:03,840
This just kind of happened.

702
00:34:03,841 --> 00:34:06,175
You're just lucky  I'm not one of the monogamous worshipers
like your girlfriend.

703
00:34:06,176 --> 00:34:08,778
If not, maybe I'll try
to make you stay in Jersey.

704
00:34:08,779 --> 00:34:11,981
If anyone can do it,
it must be you.

705
00:34:11,982 --> 00:34:14,712
Bro, your girlfriend is here looking for you.

706
00:34:24,028 --> 00:34:27,429
Yes.

707
00:34:31,869 --> 00:34:33,563
Come on come out with me.
I have a surprise for you.

708
00:34:38,309 --> 00:34:41,801
Is that a surprise for me?

709
00:34:52,189 --> 00:34:54,257
No.

710
00:34:54,258 --> 00:34:56,282
Goodbye, horse...

711
00:34:57,127 --> 00:35:00,892
Hey.

712
00:35:06,904 --> 00:35:08,632
Oh.

713
00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:11,140
So, um...

714
00:35:11,141 --> 00:35:13,242
Are you looking for a good
Transformers site?

715
00:35:13,243 --> 00:35:15,878


716
00:35:15,879 --> 00:35:18,948
You can get an avatar

717
00:35:18,949 --> 00:35:21,751
where your picture morphed
to look like a robot.

718
00:35:21,752 --> 00:35:25,955


719
00:35:25,956 --> 00:35:27,457
Come on, bro.

720
00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:29,225
You know I just surf
Transformers Site

721
00:35:29,226 --> 00:35:33,127
where there are girls hanging around,
so they know how cool I am.

722
00:35:34,832 --> 00:35:36,799
So what are you doing?

723
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:40,269
Trying to secure the prize
Mr Dante's departure.

724
00:35:40,270 --> 00:35:41,404
Really?

725
00:35:41,405 --> 00:35:44,941
Now, what about the w replica of Arwen's sword?

726
00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:46,843
What?

727
00:35:46,844 --> 00:35:49,646
Uh...

728
00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:52,682
Because of that, like,
wise and practical.

729
00:35:52,683 --> 00:35:57,520
I'm thinking about something
that's a little sexier.

730
00:35:57,521 --> 00:36:01,658
Now, what's sexier than the elf princess sword?

731
00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:03,493
sexual shows.

732
00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:04,560
What is that?

733
00:36:04,561 --> 00:36:07,030
Have you ever seen a girl
give a blow job to a donkey?

734
00:36:07,031 --> 00:36:08,798
Oh, no!

735
00:36:08,799 --> 00:36:10,900
Shh!

736
00:36:10,901 --> 00:36:12,301
God!

737
00:36:12,302 --> 00:36:14,737
If you leak this, I will suck your brain.

738
00:36:14,738 --> 00:36:16,773
can you shut up?

739
00:36:16,774 --> 00:36:18,508
Yes.

740
00:36:18,509 --> 00:36:19,509
God.

741
00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:21,744
That's sex with animals, Randal.

742
00:36:21,745 --> 00:36:23,846
this is the best, I hope.

743
00:36:23,847 --> 00:36:25,848
Who wants to see
something like that?

744
00:36:25,849 --> 00:36:28,351
me, Dante, you.

745
00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:29,986
I don't want to see something like that.

746
00:36:29,987 --> 00:36:31,888
Why do you want to see something like that?

747
00:36:31,889 --> 00:36:33,489
Because it's chaotic.

748
00:36:33,490 --> 00:36:34,691
And I want to see

749
00:36:34,692 --> 00:36:37,293
if a girl with a mouth full
swallows a donkey's penis.

750
00:36:37,294 --> 00:36:38,695
Alright, here it is.

751
00:36:38,696 --> 00:36:41,130
"Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud.

752
00:36:41,131 --> 00:36:43,666
"Right from their debut in Tijuana,

753
00:36:43,667 --> 00:36:45,601
" Kelly is leading the way.

754
00:36:45,602 --> 00:36:48,104
leads to the butt, that is. "

755
00:36:48,105 --> 00:36:51,307
You have to respect Oscar Wilde
for good play.  Did they show photos?

756
00:36:51,308 --> 00:36:52,975
Only one of Kinky Kelly
sucked Optimus Prime.

757
00:36:52,976 --> 00:36:55,845
Really?

758
00:36:55,846 --> 00:36:56,846
Ow.

759
00:36:56,847 --> 00:36:58,481
= = let me borrow your cellphone.

760
00:36:58,482 --> 00:36:59,982
Whoa.  because, I should only use it

761
00:36:59,983 --> 00:37:01,017
to call my parents
if emergency.

762
00:37:01,018 --> 00:37:02,952
This is an emergency.

763
00:37:02,953 --> 00:37:05,088
We have to order
Kinky Kelly for tonight,

764
00:37:05,089 --> 00:37:06,255
so we can give Mr. Dante
a memento before leaving.

765
00:37:06,256 --> 00:37:08,124


766
00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:11,060


767
00:37:11,061 --> 00:37:13,896
You love Mr. Dante, don't you?

768
00:37:13,897 --> 00:37:15,198
not in the case of gay ways.

769
00:37:15,199 --> 00:37:16,632
then give me your call.

770
00:37:16,633 --> 00:37:18,768
Because Mr. Dante never saw a sexual event.

771
00:37:18,769 --> 00:37:21,304
And it must be good to give this
For him before he goes

772
00:37:21,305 --> 00:37:23,639
to Florida and get married and
do all things

773
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,174
which prevents a man
from seeing

774
00:37:25,175 --> 00:37:27,009
sexual shows in his life.

775
00:37:27,010 --> 00:37:28,377
Hello.

776
00:37:28,378 --> 00:37:31,547
Uh, I hope to schedule
Kinky Kelly to appear.

777
00:37:31,548 --> 00:37:33,449
Tonight.

778
00:37:33,450 --> 00:37:35,118
OK.

779
00:37:35,119 --> 00:37:36,786
I'm waiting.

780
00:37:36,787 --> 00:37:39,856
hopefully (crossing fingers).

781
00:37:39,857 --> 00:37:43,292
We may have to
cross the penis, too.

782
00:37:43,293 --> 00:37:44,293
No.

783
00:37:44,294 --> 00:37:46,329
Work, work, work.

784
00:37:46,330 --> 00:37:48,097
That's all you think about, Hicks.

785
00:37:48,098 --> 00:37:48,965
Hey, Becks.

786
00:37:48,966 --> 00:37:51,195
Hey, Emma.

787
00:37:52,202 --> 00:37:53,870
a good shirt.

788
00:37:53,871 --> 00:37:55,338
Really?
I like it.

789
00:37:55,339 --> 00:37:57,673
What I like more is this.

790
00:37:57,674 --> 00:37:58,708
This comes fast,

791
00:37:58,709 --> 00:38:00,910
and I have to go back
and show it to Dante.

792
00:38:00,911 --> 00:38:02,779
And give you, of course.

793
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:05,214
And I have one
for Randal, I think.

794
00:38:05,215 --> 00:38:06,983
What is this?

795
00:38:06,984 --> 00:38:08,417
Listen, I know this
three months,

796
00:38:08,418 --> 00:38:11,287
but that will mean a lot to us
if you can travel there.

797
00:38:11,288 --> 00:38:14,256
Well... yes.

798
00:38:15,092 --> 00:38:16,592
I won't miss it.

799
00:38:16,593 --> 00:38:18,895
I think we'll wait
until we get there  before we set the date.

800
00:38:18,896 --> 00:38:20,229
Oh, he is very funny.

801
00:38:20,230 --> 00:38:22,131
He thinks again, huh?

802
00:38:22,132 --> 00:38:24,031
If we give anything
to this wolf,

803
00:38:24,868 --> 00:38:26,602
nothing will ever be done, right?

804
00:38:26,603 --> 00:38:28,798
I'm just teasing.

805
00:38:29,606 --> 00:38:32,097
I think you should make a decision for em sometimes.

806
00:38:36,246 --> 00:38:39,214
Okay, I understand.

807
00:38:46,356 --> 00:38:47,456
see you later.

808
00:38:47,457 --> 00:38:48,524
Thank you.

809
00:38:48,525 --> 00:38:50,092
My friend, tonight,

810
00:38:50,093 --> 00:38:51,928
we bring a little show
to the suburbs of Jersey '.

811
00:38:51,929 --> 00:38:54,954
Well, I don't know
about this, Randal.

812
00:38:55,866 --> 00:38:57,466


813
00:38:57,467 --> 00:38:59,569
I mean, how do we know
is not a trick?

814
00:38:59,570 --> 00:39:01,470
Like, is there a picture on the website?

815
00:39:01,471 --> 00:39:02,939
Strangely, nothing.

816
00:39:02,940 --> 00:39:05,541
But if you've seen a photo of a girl sucking a donkey,

817
00:39:05,542 --> 00:39:07,743
you've seen it all.

818
00:39:07,744 --> 00:39:09,445
Now, what if you
have never seen Poto

819
00:39:09,446 --> 00:39:11,214
from something like that?

820
00:39:11,215 --> 00:39:13,449
Well, then you must be blind like Anne Frank.

821
00:39:13,450 --> 00:39:15,685
Because what is the point
has an internet connection

822
00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:18,154
if you don't use it to see
strange messy images

823
00:39:18,155 --> 00:39:20,646
from dirty sex
you will never be proud of yourself?

824
00:39:26,830 --> 00:39:30,499
damn it.

825
00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:34,136
You know, I've never discussed this until now.

826
00:39:34,137 --> 00:39:35,638
You're still a virgin, right?

827
00:39:35,639 --> 00:39:37,473
You know I have a girlfriend, Randal.

828
00:39:37,474 --> 00:39:38,407
Oh, yeah.

829
00:39:38,408 --> 00:39:39,642
what's the name?

830
00:39:39,643 --> 00:39:41,644
Myra Hodgkiss.

831
00:39:41,645 --> 00:39:43,446
You're bragging, right?

832
00:39:43,447 --> 00:39:45,181
That name sounds very artificial.

833
00:39:45,182 --> 00:39:47,683
No.

834
00:39:47,684 --> 00:39:50,052
Seriously, Elias, have you
and Myra ever had sex?

835
00:39:50,053 --> 00:39:52,455
Well, that's a personal thing, Randal.

836
00:39:52,456 --> 00:39:53,489
Come on!

837
00:39:53,490 --> 00:39:55,958
I told you about
my sex life all the time.

838
00:39:55,959 --> 00:39:57,293
I let you kiss my fingers  after I screwed
Sister Taton Weathers

839
00:39:57,294 --> 00:39:58,995
in the office first, right?

840
00:39:58,996 --> 00:40:00,663


841
00:40:00,664 --> 00:40:03,724
You kind of made me kiss you on the fingers.

842
00:40:04,534 --> 00:40:07,169
Maybe you just
don't like pussy.

843
00:40:07,170 --> 00:40:09,005
Maybe you like penises.

844
00:40:09,006 --> 00:40:11,274
No, no, I like pussy.

845
00:40:11,275 --> 00:40:12,408
So come on.

846
00:40:12,409 --> 00:40:14,810
Has Myra ever given a gap in the gap or something?

847
00:40:14,811 --> 00:40:17,647
Well, that's none of your business, Randal,

848
00:40:17,648 --> 00:40:18,848
but he can't.

849
00:40:18,849 --> 00:40:20,816
Why?

850
00:40:21,685 --> 00:40:24,053
God, Elias, come on.

851
00:40:24,054 --> 00:40:26,055
you have to start more
trust me.

852
00:40:26,056 --> 00:40:27,623
Because after Dante left,

853
00:40:27,624 --> 00:40:29,716
You will be my new best friend.

854
00:40:31,962 --> 00:40:33,162
No, I don't want to.

855
00:40:33,163 --> 00:40:35,364
Who are the other people who will hang out with me?

856
00:40:35,365 --> 00:40:36,933
This will be you and me, friend.

857
00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:37,967
So come on.

858
00:40:37,968 --> 00:40:39,168
you have to start more
trust me.

859
00:40:39,169 --> 00:40:41,864
Open it and tell me everything.

860
00:40:42,372 --> 00:40:45,602
Like why haven't you slept with Myra?

861
00:40:48,378 --> 00:40:52,148
Well, we can't because of Pillow Pants.

862
00:40:52,149 --> 00:40:54,216
What is Pillow Pants?

863
00:40:54,217 --> 00:40:58,813
Pillow Pants is a small troll
who lives in her vagina.

864
00:41:06,496 --> 00:41:10,232
Pillow Pants is her pussy troll.

865
00:41:10,233 --> 00:41:12,200
Duh.

866
00:41:13,704 --> 00:41:16,405
you know
how are every girl's parents

867
00:41:16,406 --> 00:41:20,943
put the vaginal troll inside it
when the child is teenager

868
00:41:20,944 --> 00:41:24,436
to guard them from premarital sex?

869
00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:27,383
Sure.

870
00:41:27,384 --> 00:41:30,786
Well, Myra named it
Pillow Pants.

871
00:41:30,787 --> 00:41:35,524
And, even though he really
wanted to have sex with me,

872
00:41:35,525 --> 00:41:40,296
Myra says if I put my
in him,

873
00:41:40,297 --> 00:41:42,992
Pillow Pants will bite off.

874
00:41:44,434 --> 00:41:48,037
So I have to wait for
to Pillow Pants

875
00:41:48,038 --> 00:41:51,974
get out of his body
on his 21st birthday

876
00:41:51,975 --> 00:41:54,910
before we can have sex.

877
00:41:54,911 --> 00:41:57,546
And Myra said this?

878
00:41:57,547 --> 00:41:58,647
fellow girlfriends

879
00:41:58,648 --> 00:42:01,250
talk about sex with each other, Randal.

880
00:42:01,251 --> 00:42:03,386
You will know this
if you ever have a boyfriend.

881
00:42:03,387 --> 00:42:06,555
Did you and Myra
not even kiss?

882
00:42:06,556 --> 00:42:10,457
we must have done it already,
if it wasn't for Lister Fiend.

883
00:42:11,995 --> 00:42:14,563
Lister Fiend is a troll in his mouth,
no?

884
00:42:14,564 --> 00:42:16,929
Woman.

885
00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:23,839
I'll be back soon.

886
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:27,543
You will never believe what Ellias just said.

887
00:42:27,544 --> 00:42:29,102
See who it is, Randal.

888
00:42:29,546 --> 00:42:31,614
Randal Graves.

889
00:42:31,615 --> 00:42:33,149
do you work here too?

890
00:42:33,150 --> 00:42:36,285
God. is there someone else from our class
behind there?

891
00:42:36,286 --> 00:42:37,286
well...

892
00:42:37,287 --> 00:42:39,455
Pickle Fucker.

893
00:42:39,456 --> 00:42:41,624
Bro, look at you two
funny workers.

894
00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:42,958
Nothing has changed.

895
00:42:42,959 --> 00:42:44,994
You know, I'll bet
dollars with donuts,

896
00:42:44,995 --> 00:42:46,228
when you two don't fight

897
00:42:46,229 --> 00:42:49,031
about who shot first,
Han or Greedo,

898
00:42:49,032 --> 00:42:51,067
you can still get
enough energy

899
00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:53,335
from making fun of other people.

900
00:42:53,336 --> 00:42:55,604
Yes. So hurry up and order
and get out of here,

901
00:42:55,605 --> 00:42:57,306
so we can make fun of you.

902
00:42:57,307 --> 00:42:59,175
Oh, I don't know
if you're in position

903
00:42:59,176 --> 00:43:01,177
making fun of someone else, Graves.

904
00:43:01,178 --> 00:43:03,946
age 32 and you turned the burger?

905
00:43:03,947 --> 00:43:05,981
Before that, I heard
that Quick Stop

906
00:43:05,982 --> 00:43:08,084
what, like, has it been ten years?

907
00:43:08,085 --> 00:43:11,782
We all cannot become
millionaires of the Internet.

908
00:43:12,589 --> 00:43:13,823
Who is an internet millionaire?

909
00:43:13,824 --> 00:43:15,691
Elias, this is Lance Dowds.

910
00:43:15,692 --> 00:43:17,059
We're one high school.

911
00:43:17,060 --> 00:43:18,394
A few years ago,

912
00:43:18,395 --> 00:43:20,863
he built a search engine that
compiled the lowest price

913
00:43:20,864 --> 00:43:23,466
merchandise that
can you buy online.

914
00:43:23,467 --> 00:43:25,935
You might have heard about it...

915
00:43:25,936 --> 00:43:28,237
Isn't that just sold on Amazon
for around 20 million dollars?

916
00:43:28,238 --> 00:43:29,772
Yeah, but first

917
00:43:29,773 --> 00:43:32,808
before he was Mad Ducketts,
he was just Pickle Fucker.

918
00:43:32,809 --> 00:43:34,210
hear, in the first year,

919
00:43:34,211 --> 00:43:36,312
the seniors will hunt us down
and put us somewhere

920
00:43:36,313 --> 00:43:37,980
they call hazing.

921
00:43:37,981 --> 00:43:39,315
They put us in a locker

922
00:43:39,316 --> 00:43:41,383
or put us in a woman's bathroom
_ naked.

923
00:43:41,384 --> 00:43:43,219
But this Lance
gets the worst.

924
00:43:43,220 --> 00:43:45,287
The seniors jerked
down the pants,

925
00:43:45,288 --> 00:43:46,856
and push the pickles to his ass,

926
00:43:46,857 --> 00:43:48,224
and make it walk ten meters.

927
00:43:48,225 --> 00:43:51,260
The result falls before it reaches ten feet.

928
00:43:51,261 --> 00:43:56,465
He must take it by biting it,
pair it back and walk again.

929
00:43:56,466 --> 00:43:57,867
Ew...

930
00:43:57,868 --> 00:44:00,102
Yes, but don't worry...
it works.

931
00:44:00,103 --> 00:44:02,338
The show is quite small
to stay stuck  after only four bites.

932
00:44:02,339 --> 00:44:03,939
I'll bet you're the only person in the world  who still remembers that, Graves.

933
00:44:03,940 --> 00:44:05,808
Oh, I'm sure you still remember
it's pretty clear...

934
00:44:05,809 --> 00:44:07,543
Pickle Fucker.

935
00:44:07,544 --> 00:44:10,312
Are you interested?  build the main site of fans

936
00:44:10,313 --> 00:44:11,313
for The Lord of the Rings
and The Transformers?

937
00:44:11,314 --> 00:44:12,581


938
00:44:12,582 --> 00:44:14,850


939
00:44:14,851 --> 00:44:18,254


940
00:44:18,255 --> 00:44:20,780
Because I built it for free.

941
00:44:21,158 --> 00:44:22,424
Relax, Pillow Pants.

942
00:44:22,425 --> 00:44:25,161
He doesn't like nonsense
D & D and your GoBots.

943
00:44:25,162 --> 00:44:26,228
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

944
00:44:26,229 --> 00:44:27,229
Don't insult people.

945
00:44:27,230 --> 00:44:30,266
The GoBots are like
self-service Transformers.

946
00:44:30,267 --> 00:44:33,327
Thank you!

947
00:44:33,670 --> 00:44:36,172
I always say that to them.

948
00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:38,007
Here, this is my e-mail address.

949
00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:41,076
spend your time with me
with some of your ideas.

950
00:44:41,077 --> 00:44:42,566
cool.

951
00:44:48,485 --> 00:44:50,586
Okay, let's see.

952
00:44:50,587 --> 00:44:52,721
What do I want?

953
00:44:52,722 --> 00:44:56,725
what about Skinny Calf
with cheese and Diet Coke?

954
00:44:56,726 --> 00:44:59,922
I will get your order.

955
00:45:05,502 --> 00:45:07,026
here it is.

956
00:45:07,671 --> 00:45:08,938
Well, it's fast.

957
00:45:08,939 --> 00:45:10,372
And fresh.

958
00:45:10,373 --> 00:45:12,408
Thank you. Come again.

959
00:45:12,409 --> 00:45:15,511
Yo, let's finish this
so that I can get my Cow Tipper.

960
00:45:15,512 --> 00:45:16,712
Do you want to know?

961
00:45:16,713 --> 00:45:18,202
take mine.

962
00:45:19,015 --> 00:45:21,483
Something tells me
I won't like it, right?

963
00:45:22,619 --> 00:45:24,677
Wow, thank you, Pickle Fucker.

964
00:45:25,422 --> 00:45:27,756
Yo, so Pickle Fucker
gives us free food!

965
00:45:27,757 --> 00:45:29,825
You know,
I don't eat fast food.

966
00:45:29,826 --> 00:45:31,193
This is not good for you.

967
00:45:31,194 --> 00:45:35,130
But when I hear you
really works here,

968
00:45:35,131 --> 00:45:37,333
Well, I just want to see
with my own eyes.

969
00:45:37,334 --> 00:45:40,169
It's kind of fun
has some kind of free time.

970
00:45:40,170 --> 00:45:42,671
Just like entertaining
to know

971
00:45:42,672 --> 00:45:46,335
that some things never change.

972
00:45:48,545 --> 00:45:52,947
see you, shop clerk.

973
00:45:56,486 --> 00:45:58,817
burns sick.

974
00:46:01,124 --> 00:46:02,925
Fuck this.

975
00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:04,159
let me borrow your car.

976
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,261
You should work.

977
00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:07,529
I have to get out of here
for a few minutes.

978
00:46:07,530 --> 00:46:08,864
Let me borrow your car.

979
00:46:08,865 --> 00:46:11,526
Elias, tell Becky
we will be back soon.

980
00:46:15,939 --> 00:46:18,430
Where do we go?

981
00:46:26,249 --> 00:46:30,419
You know, this feels like
urinating and flies, right?

982
00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:32,554
Are you sure you want to do this?

983
00:46:32,555 --> 00:46:33,656
Oh, yeah.

984
00:46:33,657 --> 00:46:36,250
This will make me feel better.

985
00:47:51,568 --> 00:47:53,635
Here's what I don't understand
about you.

986
00:47:53,636 --> 00:47:56,638
you have a sim, you
can drive an adult car.

987
00:47:56,639 --> 00:47:58,107
But when you ride the go-carts,

988
00:47:58,108 --> 00:48:00,376
somehow you feel
better with yourself.

989
00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:02,444
hear, it's just centered on me, ok?

990
00:48:02,445 --> 00:48:05,013
you kind of masturbates at work
is centered on you.

991
00:48:05,014 --> 00:48:07,282
I only did it once.

992
00:48:07,283 --> 00:48:08,650
And it's not towards the center of me.

993
00:48:08,651 --> 00:48:10,319
Yes, it happened.

994
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,821
Well, I don't know about you,
but I've come to my center.

995
00:48:12,822 --> 00:48:14,323
Then why do we have to leave work,

996
00:48:14,324 --> 00:48:16,225
so we can ride the go-carts
to clear your brain?

997
00:48:16,226 --> 00:48:18,494
Well, I don't want to masturbate in the Mooby bathroom.

998
00:48:18,495 --> 00:48:19,895
What if the customer comes

999
00:48:19,896 --> 00:48:23,031
and my masturbation made it
so crazy sex and very idiot?

1000
00:48:23,032 --> 00:48:24,166
Suddenly, I'm fighting against it

1001
00:48:24,167 --> 00:48:26,235
when he tried to swallow
my cock in his mouth.

1002
00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:28,636
that's the most likely scenario.

1003
00:48:29,372 --> 00:48:32,908
Bro, Lance's words must have really bothered you.

1004
00:48:32,909 --> 00:48:33,976
Oh, fuck him.

1005
00:48:33,977 --> 00:48:35,944
She's a ***. It is always like that.

1006
00:48:36,579 --> 00:48:39,448
I'm sorry to let him bother me
even for a moment.

1007
00:48:39,449 --> 00:48:42,144
At least I've played go-cart
to release it.

1008
00:48:43,686 --> 00:48:45,220
Why can go-carts help?

1009
00:48:45,221 --> 00:48:46,822
I don't know.

1010
00:48:46,823 --> 00:48:49,525
They only remind me of the best time of my life.

1011
00:48:49,526 --> 00:48:51,560
Like when?

1012
00:48:51,561 --> 00:48:54,696
Like when we are young and
the world is still in front of us.

1013
00:48:54,697 --> 00:48:56,265
We are not that old.

1014
00:48:56,266 --> 00:48:57,399
Yes.

1015
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:58,767
But sometimes I feel  the world has long left us.

1016
00:48:58,768 --> 00:49:01,537
You know...

1017
00:49:01,538 --> 00:49:02,538
You can do something about it.

1018
00:49:02,539 --> 00:49:05,073
I told you, I don't want to masturbate
in the bathroom at work.

1019
00:49:05,074 --> 00:49:08,410
No, I mean you can also
get out of Mooby,

1020
00:49:08,411 --> 00:49:11,313
really changes your situation in life.

1021
00:49:11,314 --> 00:49:13,382
What's the point? Besides that,
why do you care?

1022
00:49:13,383 --> 00:49:17,219
You will leave.

1023
00:49:17,220 --> 00:49:18,744
Thank you, you guys, thank you.

1024
00:49:31,367 --> 00:49:32,801
Come on!

1025
00:49:32,802 --> 00:49:33,802
Oh, I'm sorry.

1026
00:49:33,803 --> 00:49:35,337


1027
00:49:35,338 --> 00:49:36,538
Is number two what you want
?

1028
00:49:36,539 --> 00:49:38,106
Yes, and that size cow.

1029
00:49:38,107 --> 00:49:39,107
$ 13.84.

1030
00:49:39,108 --> 00:49:41,210
I need two Surlies
and Cow Tipper.

1031
00:49:41,211 --> 00:49:42,211
I'm working on it.

1032
00:49:42,212 --> 00:49:43,212
How do you make french fries?

1033
00:49:43,213 --> 00:49:44,713
I don't think this seems right.

1034
00:49:44,714 --> 00:49:48,417
God! away from the frying pan before you burn us all alive.

1035
00:49:48,418 --> 00:49:50,652
This is not my fault
You left your place!

1036
00:49:50,653 --> 00:49:52,721
Is it too hard to ask you to handle french fries?

1037
00:49:52,722 --> 00:49:54,223
Machines that do all work.

1038
00:49:54,224 --> 00:49:55,891
What engine must change  become a fucking giant robot
before you will take it seriously?

1039
00:49:55,892 --> 00:49:59,027
Go home.

1040
00:49:59,028 --> 00:50:00,162


1041
00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:01,830
Will you make
ready for french fries?

1042
00:50:01,831 --> 00:50:03,365
Listen, I don't have time all night.

1043
00:50:03,366 --> 00:50:04,366
I'm sorry, ma'am.

1044
00:50:04,367 --> 00:50:06,134
They need to find some people
Mexico to work here.

1045
00:50:06,135 --> 00:50:07,135
it must be...

1046
00:50:07,136 --> 00:50:08,136
They don't play games.

1047
00:50:08,137 --> 00:50:11,440
I know that. Mexican people
made me lose my job.

1048
00:50:11,441 --> 00:50:13,742
The bastard worked on the roof
in 30 seconds.

1049
00:50:13,743 --> 00:50:15,077
Where have you gone?

1050
00:50:15,078 --> 00:50:16,278
You don't want to know.

1051
00:50:16,279 --> 00:50:17,379
Well, I know this is your last day and everything,

1052
00:50:17,380 --> 00:50:18,580
but when you're still at work,

1053
00:50:18,581 --> 00:50:20,382
can't you pretend
still kind of cares?

1054
00:50:20,383 --> 00:50:21,416
Don't blame him.

1055
00:50:21,417 --> 00:50:23,552
the one who loves the school with us

1056
00:50:23,553 --> 00:50:25,487
appears to remind us
that we are people who failed,

1057
00:50:25,488 --> 00:50:27,122
so I want to get out of here

1058
00:50:27,123 --> 00:50:28,991
and relieve anger,
if you want to know.

1059
00:50:28,992 --> 00:50:30,926
Did he say "sperm stain"?

1060
00:50:30,927 --> 00:50:32,928
What is the cock stain?

1061
00:50:32,929 --> 00:50:34,796
I don't know... that's some strange things about white people.

1062
00:50:34,797 --> 00:50:37,466
white men told white women '
to do everything.

1063
00:50:37,467 --> 00:50:38,867
Do you want to do the cock stain?

1064
00:50:38,868 --> 00:50:40,969
Do you know how often the people who come here  is one school with me?

1065
00:50:40,970 --> 00:50:42,204


1066
00:50:42,205 --> 00:50:44,339
Fuck, I have to take an
order from a man who has

1067
00:50:44,340 --> 00:50:45,541
I'm a blowjob during a middle school dance.

1068
00:50:45,542 --> 00:50:47,476
Yeah, I also waited for your brother
...!

1069
00:50:47,477 --> 00:50:48,610
I don't believe you  the smartest of the smartest
confused

1070
00:50:48,611 --> 00:50:50,112
because of some damn loser
come here

1071
00:50:50,113 --> 00:50:51,613
gives you incitement
about your work.

1072
00:50:51,614 --> 00:50:53,115
fuck him, okay?

1073
00:50:53,116 --> 00:50:54,449
Sooner or later, I'll do something with myself  and make my achievement.

1074
00:50:54,450 --> 00:50:56,652
But until then, whatever I do
is not a waste of time,

1075
00:50:56,653 --> 00:50:57,953
it all builds towards something.

1076
00:50:57,954 --> 00:51:01,223


1077
00:51:01,224 --> 00:51:02,758


1078
00:51:02,759 --> 00:51:05,460
What about you building towards
making fries?

1079
00:51:05,461 --> 00:51:06,495
almost ready!

1080
00:51:06,496 --> 00:51:08,530
Remember, you survived.

1081
00:51:08,531 --> 00:51:09,765
don't use languages like that.

1082
00:51:09,766 --> 00:51:11,400
none of my church members
is here.

1083
00:51:11,401 --> 00:51:12,868
I don't mind people laughing

1084
00:51:12,869 --> 00:51:14,670
in a stupid uniform
that I have to wear.

1085
00:51:14,671 --> 00:51:16,305
But I'm damned if I leave

1086
00:51:16,306 --> 00:51:18,707
people are narcissistic sox, lucky bastard
come here

1087
00:51:18,708 --> 00:51:20,042
and treat me and Dante

1088
00:51:20,043 --> 00:51:22,077
Like us, couples
are lazy people.

1089
00:51:22,078 --> 00:51:23,478
Randal!

1090
00:51:23,479 --> 00:51:24,746
Uh, I'm sorry. He...

1091
00:51:24,747 --> 00:51:28,216
He didn't really say
what I thought he said.

1092
00:51:28,217 --> 00:51:30,052
- What? Terrace Monkey (Idler)?
- Randal!

1093
00:51:30,053 --> 00:51:31,587
What's wrong with you ?!

1094
00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:33,522
I want my money back now.

1095
00:51:33,523 --> 00:51:34,756
Of course. Do you know?

1096
00:51:34,757 --> 00:51:36,124
this, take this for free.

1097
00:51:36,125 --> 00:51:37,392
no.

1098
00:51:37,393 --> 00:51:38,493
I don't eat anything that

1099
00:51:38,494 --> 00:51:40,662
cooked by sellers who hate racism.

1100
00:51:40,663 --> 00:51:41,730
I want to.

1101
00:51:41,731 --> 00:51:43,231
Honey, you can't feel racism.

1102
00:51:43,232 --> 00:51:45,167
What is racism? Porch monkeys ?!

1103
00:51:45,168 --> 00:51:47,069
- you squirrel...
- Calm down, champ.

1104
00:51:47,070 --> 00:51:48,070
this is not feasible.

1105
00:51:48,071 --> 00:51:49,137
you're lucky my husband isn't

1106
00:51:49,138 --> 00:51:51,506
jump over this counter
and break your teeth

1107
00:51:51,507 --> 00:51:53,842
- Why?
- Yes, honey, why?

1108
00:51:53,843 --> 00:51:55,410
I mean, it's not like
he calls us Porch monkeys.

1109
00:51:55,411 --> 00:51:56,478
Hey, hey!

1110
00:51:56,479 --> 00:51:57,346
dear, stop hitting me!

1111
00:51:57,347 --> 00:51:58,580
hear, the judge said about that.

1112
00:51:58,581 --> 00:52:00,115
You have to stop beating people.

1113
00:52:00,116 --> 00:52:01,683
this, take this.
This is your money.

1114
00:52:01,684 --> 00:52:02,985
Please, take the food for free.

1115
00:52:02,986 --> 00:52:03,986
- Sorry.
- Oh, uh-uh.

1116
00:52:03,987 --> 00:52:05,087
I will write
to the newspaper about this,

1117
00:52:05,088 --> 00:52:06,622
and all of you will get fired here.

1118
00:52:06,623 --> 00:52:07,756
God!

1119
00:52:07,757 --> 00:52:09,024
I'll get the food.

1120
00:52:09,025 --> 00:52:12,358
Thank you very much.

1121
00:52:14,263 --> 00:52:15,597
Damn it!

1122
00:52:15,598 --> 00:52:16,598
damn porch monkey...

1123
00:52:16,599 --> 00:52:18,266
Thank you. Come again.

1124
00:52:18,267 --> 00:52:20,102
Don't leave me, baby!

1125
00:52:20,103 --> 00:52:21,870
Have you gone crazy ?!

1126
00:52:21,871 --> 00:52:23,238
What ?! What is the problem?

1127
00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:25,741
Since when did "porch monkey"
be a crime?

1128
00:52:25,742 --> 00:52:27,609
Oh, I don't know...
since forever!

1129
00:52:27,610 --> 00:52:29,177
- Why?
- Because "porch monkey"

1130
00:52:29,178 --> 00:52:31,046
is
racial slurs against black people.

1131
00:52:31,047 --> 00:52:33,181
No, the "Negro" is racist slurs.

1132
00:52:33,182 --> 00:52:34,249
Randal!

1133
00:52:34,250 --> 00:52:36,618
Is Randal just calling
Mr Dante a Negro?

1134
00:52:36,619 --> 00:52:37,953
Shut up, Elias!

1135
00:52:37,954 --> 00:52:40,255
I didn't call Dante Negro.

1136
00:52:40,256 --> 00:52:42,624
I'm just saying that "negro"
is racial slurs.

1137
00:52:42,625 --> 00:52:43,959
so does "porch monkey"!

1138
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,427
Oh, no.

1139
00:52:45,428 --> 00:52:49,164
Coon, spook, spade,
moolie, jiggaboo, nignug...

1140
00:52:49,165 --> 00:52:50,265
that is racial humiliation.

1141
00:52:50,266 --> 00:52:51,533
"Porch Monkey" no.

1142
00:52:51,534 --> 00:52:53,368
I will pretend
like this conversation

1143
00:52:53,369 --> 00:52:54,870
never happened.

1144
00:52:54,871 --> 00:52:56,271
Elias, go clean up the garbage,

1145
00:52:56,272 --> 00:52:58,364
and you are this close
with dismissal!

1146
00:52:59,208 --> 00:53:01,733
God, shoot me now.

1147
00:53:03,046 --> 00:53:04,279
What are you doing ?!

1148
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:05,681
Are you trying to get fired?

1149
00:53:05,682 --> 00:53:08,917
Since when did "porch monkey"
suddenly become racial slurs?

1150
00:53:08,918 --> 00:53:11,453
When ignorant racists start
saying that 100 years ago.

1151
00:53:11,454 --> 00:53:12,688
Oh, bullshit.

1152
00:53:12,689 --> 00:53:15,223
My grandmother used to call me
porch monkey all the time

1153
00:53:15,224 --> 00:53:17,225
when I was little,
because I sat on the terrace  and look at my neighbor.

1154
00:53:17,226 --> 00:53:18,326
Despite the fact

1155
00:53:18,327 --> 00:53:19,327
that your grandmother
might have used it

1156
00:53:19,328 --> 00:53:21,063
as the term
from your affection for you,

1157
00:53:21,064 --> 00:53:22,497
it's still racial slurs.

1158
00:53:22,498 --> 00:53:24,066
This will be like your grandmother
calling you a small Jew.

1159
00:53:24,067 --> 00:53:26,535
Oh, no.

1160
00:53:26,536 --> 00:53:27,569
Plus, my grandmother is just

1161
00:53:27,570 --> 00:53:28,737
respect for the Jewish community.

1162
00:53:28,738 --> 00:53:31,506
When I was little, he told me
to always treat

1163
00:53:31,507 --> 00:53:33,241
Jewish children well, or
they will curse you (sheeny curse).

1164
00:53:33,242 --> 00:53:36,211
What's this, man ?!

1165
00:53:36,212 --> 00:53:37,913
What ?!

1166
00:53:37,914 --> 00:53:38,714
"Sheeny" is racial slurs, too!

1167
00:53:38,715 --> 00:53:40,415


1168
00:53:40,416 --> 00:53:41,483
Oh, no.

1169
00:53:41,484 --> 00:53:42,751
Yes!

1170
00:53:42,752 --> 00:53:44,586
Well, he never called
sheeny to Jews.

1171
00:53:44,587 --> 00:53:46,354
He only very often says
"sheeny curse".

1172
00:53:46,355 --> 00:53:47,355
That's funny.

1173
00:53:47,356 --> 00:53:49,458
That's not funny! That's racist!

1174
00:53:49,459 --> 00:53:50,592
I don't agree, bro.

1175
00:53:50,593 --> 00:53:51,760
She's just an old man.

1176
00:53:51,761 --> 00:53:53,595
That's how people talk
at that time.

1177
00:53:53,596 --> 00:53:56,431
It doesn't mean they are racist.

1178
00:53:56,432 --> 00:53:59,601
But my grandmother once referred to
a broken beer bottle

1179
00:53:59,602 --> 00:54:01,399
as a negro knife.

1180
00:54:01,738 --> 00:54:03,939
You know, if you think about it,

1181
00:54:03,940 --> 00:54:05,807
My grandmother is a bit racist.

1182
00:54:05,808 --> 00:54:07,042
Do you think ?!

1183
00:54:07,043 --> 00:54:08,610
Well, I still don't think

1184
00:54:08,611 --> 00:54:10,946
"porch monkey" must be considered as a racial term.

1185
00:54:10,947 --> 00:54:13,215
I mean, I always use it
to describe lazy people,

1186
00:54:13,216 --> 00:54:14,483
not lazy black people.

1187
00:54:14,484 --> 00:54:15,817
I think if we really try,

1188
00:54:15,818 --> 00:54:18,086
we can reclaim the words
"porch monkey" and save them.

1189
00:54:18,087 --> 00:54:19,387
it can't be saved, Randal.

1190
00:54:19,388 --> 00:54:21,056
The only purpose to be created,

1191
00:54:21,057 --> 00:54:22,924
the only reason was the first time,

1192
00:54:22,925 --> 00:54:24,893
is to underestimate the whole race.

1193
00:54:24,894 --> 00:54:26,228
And even if it can be saved,

1194
00:54:26,229 --> 00:54:28,363
You can't save it,
because you're not black!

1195
00:54:28,364 --> 00:54:29,898
Well, you said it.

1196
00:54:29,899 --> 00:54:33,101
Saying that I can't do something
because of my skin color?

1197
00:54:33,102 --> 00:54:34,967
You're a racist.

1198
00:54:36,906 --> 00:54:39,874
I take it back. We will see.

1199
00:54:41,410 --> 00:54:42,911
Hey.

1200
00:54:42,912 --> 00:54:45,747
What can I get for you,
are you a little terrace monkey?

1201
00:54:45,748 --> 00:54:48,682
it's okay.
I take it back.

1202
00:55:28,257 --> 00:55:29,558
Hey.

1203
00:55:29,559 --> 00:55:30,592
Hey.

1204
00:55:30,593 --> 00:55:33,823
So, aren't you afraid of
with marriage?

1205
00:55:36,766 --> 00:55:37,799
Um...

1206
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:40,435
we were in the middle of a conversation

1207
00:55:40,436 --> 00:55:41,636
I don't remember leaving?

1208
00:55:41,637 --> 00:55:45,106
I only think about it,
and I think  maybe you are waiting for
some of your friends

1209
00:55:45,107 --> 00:55:47,609
trying to stop you

1210
00:55:47,610 --> 00:55:48,643
with marriage

1211
00:55:48,644 --> 00:55:50,078
by asking if you've even been ready to go and get married.

1212
00:55:50,079 --> 00:55:52,814
So I asked.

1213
00:55:52,815 --> 00:55:54,816


1214
00:55:54,817 --> 00:55:56,618
Are you afraid of marriage?

1215
00:55:56,619 --> 00:55:58,486
Well, something like that.

1216
00:55:58,487 --> 00:56:00,856
I mean, I'm not afraid
married, you know...

1217
00:56:00,857 --> 00:56:03,325
I always want to get married someday...

1218
00:56:03,326 --> 00:56:05,794
but I'm afraid of marriage.

1219
00:56:05,795 --> 00:56:08,286
Why?

1220
00:56:09,498 --> 00:56:12,228
I don't know how to dance.

1221
00:56:13,436 --> 00:56:14,703
You're kidding me.

1222
00:56:14,704 --> 00:56:16,037
I hope.

1223
00:56:16,038 --> 00:56:18,139
You will tie your life with someone,

1224
00:56:18,140 --> 00:56:19,274
someone who doesn't even help you  as good as your friends do,

1225
00:56:19,275 --> 00:56:20,375
and what you fear is
dancing at your wedding reception?

1226
00:56:20,376 --> 00:56:23,645
Well, I think finally
he will help me.

1227
00:56:23,646 --> 00:56:25,814
I mean, you've been around for a long time
married someone,

1228
00:56:25,815 --> 00:56:27,649


1229
00:56:27,650 --> 00:56:29,117
they have to help you finally, right?

1230
00:56:29,118 --> 00:56:30,118
Are you kidding me?

1231
00:56:30,119 --> 00:56:33,154
My parents have been married
for 35 years,

1232
00:56:33,155 --> 00:56:34,823
and they still don't help each other.

1233
00:56:34,824 --> 00:56:38,994
Emma is beautiful,
is smart, happy, a good person...

1234
00:56:38,995 --> 00:56:41,496
and for some strange reason,
he loves me.

1235
00:56:41,497 --> 00:56:42,497
I mean, what should I do,

1236
00:56:42,498 --> 00:56:43,665
missed that because I have

1237
00:56:43,666 --> 00:56:45,200
A doubt and stupid anxiety?

1238
00:56:45,201 --> 00:56:48,136
Besides that, dance at the reception  become more important attention
at this time,

1239
00:56:48,137 --> 00:56:49,170
because I only get,

1240
00:56:49,171 --> 00:56:50,338
well, maybe one chance
to dance in my wedding.

1241
00:56:50,339 --> 00:56:53,740


1242
00:56:56,012 --> 00:56:57,712
So, what, you can't slow dance?

1243
00:56:57,713 --> 00:57:00,315
no, Anyone can slow dance,

1244
00:57:00,316 --> 00:57:02,717
but this is the time
I will meet

1245
00:57:02,718 --> 00:57:04,719
most of Emma's family,

1246
00:57:04,720 --> 00:57:06,554
and I want to be able to
display some talents

1247
00:57:06,555 --> 00:57:08,023
on the dance floor, you know?

1248
00:57:08,024 --> 00:57:10,992
Like, make an impression
so maybe they will see

1249
00:57:10,993 --> 00:57:12,560
whatever it was that Emma saw in me

1250
00:57:12,561 --> 00:57:15,664
instead of all feeling like
I'm a loser burger vendor  who can't even dance.

1251
00:57:15,665 --> 00:57:17,462
What?

1252
00:57:18,968 --> 00:57:20,802
Are you serious?

1253
00:57:20,803 --> 00:57:23,464
Come on.

1254
00:57:28,978 --> 00:57:30,502
Hey, 12 steps!

1255
00:57:33,482 --> 00:57:36,143
Jay!

1256
00:57:37,486 --> 00:57:39,851
God?

1257
00:57:41,457 --> 00:57:43,425
up here, stupid.

1258
00:57:43,426 --> 00:57:45,518


1259
00:57:46,929 --> 00:57:49,731
What did you do
up there ?!

1260
00:57:49,732 --> 00:57:50,832
Yo, if you want to jump,

1261
00:57:50,833 --> 00:57:52,734
let me get the gap in the vagina for the first time.

1262
00:57:52,735 --> 00:57:54,169
Let me find out.

1263
00:57:54,170 --> 00:57:56,900
Do you still have your music player?

1264
00:57:59,442 --> 00:58:01,910
play something, and cheerful rhythm.

1265
00:58:02,411 --> 00:58:06,142
Something that can be invited to shake.

1266
00:58:07,750 --> 00:58:10,912
above here?

1267
00:58:11,420 --> 00:58:13,254
Are you serious?

1268
00:58:13,255 --> 00:58:15,357
Will you teach me
dance here?

1269
00:58:15,358 --> 00:58:18,026
What? do you want me to do it
in front of all customers?

1270
00:58:18,027 --> 00:58:19,027
what customer?

1271
00:58:19,028 --> 00:58:20,996
Shut up. Come here.

1272
00:58:20,997 --> 00:58:23,898
Okay, get ready for music.

1273
00:58:23,899 --> 00:58:27,630
you feel it... here.

1274
00:58:28,137 --> 00:58:30,872
This is it.

1275
00:58:39,015 --> 00:58:41,649
Something not too demonic, please!

1276
00:58:44,487 --> 00:58:46,477
Thank you.

1277
00:58:55,431 --> 00:58:57,065
Yes! Okay, just follow it

1278
00:58:57,066 --> 00:58:58,233
whatever I do, okay?

1279
00:58:58,234 --> 00:58:59,234
- Step forward...
- Alright.

1280
00:58:59,235 --> 00:59:00,402
stepping back.

1281
00:59:00,403 --> 00:59:01,403
To your right.

1282
00:59:02,905 --> 00:59:04,205
to your left.

1283
00:59:04,206 --> 00:59:05,206
Turn right.

1284
00:59:14,016 --> 00:59:15,183
Sit down...

1285
00:59:15,184 --> 00:59:16,851
Okay, you're really bad.
Sit down.

1286
00:59:16,852 --> 00:59:18,186
I told you.

1287
00:59:18,187 --> 00:59:19,187
Just look at me, okay?

1288
01:01:28,450 --> 01:01:29,450
I love you, Becky.

1289
01:01:30,953 --> 01:01:32,420
I'm pregnant, Dante.

1290
01:01:35,658 --> 01:01:37,147
Oh!

1291
01:01:52,808 --> 01:01:54,742
I've been thinking twice.

1292
01:01:54,743 --> 01:01:57,779
About your sexuality?

1293
01:01:57,780 --> 01:01:59,713
About going to Florida.

1294
01:02:02,518 --> 01:02:03,685
Yes, right.

1295
01:02:03,686 --> 01:02:06,120
Why now, suddenly?

1296
01:02:09,358 --> 01:02:11,826
Becky is pregnant.

1297
01:02:12,361 --> 01:02:14,089
really?

1298
01:02:14,830 --> 01:02:16,698
Huh.

1299
01:02:16,699 --> 01:02:18,967
So, what, are you afraid
will go through the bathing event?

1300
01:02:18,968 --> 01:02:20,935
I'm my father.

1301
01:02:23,539 --> 01:02:25,206
This sucks, bro.

1302
01:02:25,207 --> 01:02:28,343
I have a very severe prostate,

1303
01:02:28,344 --> 01:02:31,642
be calm.

1304
01:02:32,147 --> 01:02:34,615
Ew, man, don't try
to see my cock.

1305
01:02:35,618 --> 01:02:37,485
What is this?
What?

1306
01:02:37,486 --> 01:02:38,886
Should we leave them there?

1307
01:02:38,887 --> 01:02:40,755
Oh, leave them! How can you
father of children

1308
01:02:40,756 --> 01:02:42,523
with the woman who
is not your fiance ?!

1309
01:02:42,524 --> 01:02:44,225
God!

1310
01:02:44,226 --> 01:02:45,593
She's pregnant from the toilet seat

1311
01:02:45,594 --> 01:02:46,761
your masturbates!

1312
01:02:46,762 --> 01:02:47,929
I know that!

1313
01:02:47,930 --> 01:02:50,398
No, we had sex
after work, a few weeks ago.

1314
01:02:50,399 --> 01:02:51,366
What ?! Where?!

1315
01:02:51,367 --> 01:02:53,268
Here at the kitchen table.

1316
01:02:53,269 --> 01:02:54,435
Ew! That's my kitchen table.

1317
01:02:54,436 --> 01:02:55,436
I don't know what to do.

1318
01:02:55,437 --> 01:02:56,437
What did Beck say?

1319
01:02:56,438 --> 01:02:57,605
He said he wanted to have it.

1320
01:02:57,606 --> 01:02:59,274
Oh, God, so he wants
you break up  - With Emma and marrying her?
- no

1321
01:02:59,275 --> 01:03:00,608
Will he tell Emma?

1322
01:03:00,609 --> 01:03:02,043
No!

1323
01:03:02,044 --> 01:03:03,044
Wait a minute...
then what's the problem?

1324
01:03:03,045 --> 01:03:05,079
- Are you that stupid?
- I'm serious.

1325
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:07,282
If Becks doesn't force you
about it,

1326
01:03:07,283 --> 01:03:08,950
what's the problem?

1327
01:03:08,951 --> 01:03:09,951


1328
01:03:09,952 --> 01:03:10,952
You can still
go to Florida

1329
01:03:10,953 --> 01:03:12,287
and live happily ever after.

1330
01:03:12,288 --> 01:03:14,989
Knowing I have a beloved child
in Jersey ?!

1331
01:03:14,990 --> 01:03:15,990
How do you always have it,

1332
01:03:15,991 --> 01:03:18,059
two beautiful girls
who want you?

1333
01:03:18,060 --> 01:03:20,094
You're the most stupid person

1334
01:03:20,095 --> 01:03:21,596
I've met,
and you always have

1335
01:03:21,597 --> 01:03:23,264
a pair of girls fighting over you.

1336
01:03:23,265 --> 01:03:25,266
Listen, you can't tell anyone about this.

1337
01:03:25,267 --> 01:03:26,467
Who will I tell?

1338
01:03:26,468 --> 01:03:28,102
I'm serious, Randal!
And not only for me.

1339
01:03:28,103 --> 01:03:29,771
Becky says she doesn't want anyone to know.

1340
01:03:29,772 --> 01:03:30,772
Then what are you saying to me?

1341
01:03:30,773 --> 01:03:32,907
hear, you've messed me up
in the past,

1342
01:03:32,908 --> 01:03:34,108
but this is very big.

1343
01:03:34,109 --> 01:03:35,276
This is serious!

1344
01:03:35,277 --> 01:03:37,612
Promise me that you will
shut up,

1345
01:03:37,613 --> 01:03:38,946
because if you screw me up
this time,

1346
01:03:38,947 --> 01:03:41,449
I swear to God,
I will destroy you.

1347
01:03:41,450 --> 01:03:43,318
what are you and the army?

1348
01:03:43,319 --> 01:03:44,319
I'm serious!

1349
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:46,287
I'm serious too.
What are you and the army?

1350
01:03:46,288 --> 01:03:47,588
Promise me!

1351
01:03:47,589 --> 01:03:49,824
Alright! Let me go, crazy!

1352
01:03:49,825 --> 01:03:52,725
What's the matter ?!

1353
01:03:57,199 --> 01:03:58,933
Can I talk to you for a minute?

1354
01:03:58,934 --> 01:04:00,668
Oh, yes, of course.
Eh, we are just...

1355
01:04:00,669 --> 01:04:03,228
Have your first child
become a masculine child.

1356
01:04:09,011 --> 01:04:09,977
Becky!

1357
01:04:09,978 --> 01:04:11,145
Randal!

1358
01:04:11,146 --> 01:04:12,680
He makes me sweat.
It just came out.

1359
01:04:12,681 --> 01:04:14,148
Ow! Shit!

1360
01:04:14,149 --> 01:04:15,416
you punched me!

1361
01:04:15,417 --> 01:04:17,585
- You look down!
- Because you punched me!

1362
01:04:17,586 --> 01:04:19,576
Damn it!

1363
01:04:21,790 --> 01:04:23,124
Where is Becky?

1364
01:04:23,125 --> 01:04:24,125
He just left.

1365
01:04:24,126 --> 01:04:25,293
I need help here, Mr. Dante.

1366
01:04:25,294 --> 01:04:27,628
I can't wrap properly,
and Randal have eaten the last pickle.

1367
01:04:27,629 --> 01:04:29,297
You really are a complainant.

1368
01:04:29,298 --> 01:04:30,965
I'm sorry, Randal.
Forgive me.

1369
01:04:30,966 --> 01:04:34,128
Becky!

1370
01:04:40,142 --> 01:04:42,343
Maybe he went to take a
home pregnancy test

1371
01:04:42,344 --> 01:04:43,344
just to be sure.

1372
01:04:43,345 --> 01:04:46,837
How can today be even worse?

1373
01:04:49,985 --> 01:04:51,519
Now, what are you doing, bro?

1374
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:52,520
Follow him!

1375
01:04:52,521 --> 01:04:53,521
do you think?

1376
01:04:53,522 --> 01:04:54,522
You're very right, I'll do it.

1377
01:04:54,523 --> 01:04:55,857
You two must complete this.

1378
01:04:55,858 --> 01:04:57,024
Follow him, talk to
for him for an hour,

1379
01:04:57,025 --> 01:04:58,025
then come back here.

1380
01:04:58,026 --> 01:04:59,026
One hour ?!

1381
01:04:59,027 --> 01:05:00,795
I know that every hour
is more than that,

1382
01:05:00,796 --> 01:05:02,697
You're at risk of saying
the wrong thing again.

1383
01:05:02,698 --> 01:05:04,365
Follow him,
talk to him for an hour,

1384
01:05:04,366 --> 01:05:05,833
then come back here
and help me close this.

1385
01:05:05,834 --> 01:05:07,135
You can't close yourself?

1386
01:05:07,136 --> 01:05:09,203
of course, friend,
you will be a father!

1387
01:05:09,204 --> 01:05:11,205
It's time to start taking responsibility!

1388
01:05:11,206 --> 01:05:14,607
back here in one hour.
leave!

1389
01:05:34,029 --> 01:05:35,329
Hello.

1390
01:05:35,330 --> 01:05:37,331
I assume
you're with Kinky Kelly.

1391
01:05:37,332 --> 01:05:39,801
Good guess. are you Randal?

1392
01:05:39,802 --> 01:05:41,035
yes

1393
01:05:41,036 --> 01:05:42,370
How long is your time to arrange it?

1394
01:05:42,371 --> 01:05:44,005
Must connect to the speaker,

1395
01:05:44,006 --> 01:05:45,706
hang some curtains
and some lights.

1396
01:05:45,707 --> 01:05:48,242
I have a small smoke machine
for atmosphere. Yes.

1397
01:05:48,243 --> 01:05:50,478
Well, you might immediately start setting up.

1398
01:05:50,479 --> 01:05:51,479
We start another hour  before the guest of honor returns.

1399
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:53,047
So, can I meet Kelly
before the event or something?

1400
01:05:53,048 --> 01:05:56,684
Well.

1401
01:05:56,685 --> 01:05:57,518
Kelly needs privacy
before the show time.

1402
01:05:57,519 --> 01:05:59,353
But after the program, if you want,

1403
01:05:59,354 --> 01:06:00,888


1404
01:06:00,889 --> 01:06:03,191
for an additional $ 500,
you can kiss Kelly.

1405
01:06:03,192 --> 01:06:05,159
Really? Sweet.

1406
01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:07,495
Yes. So, where do we do this?

1407
01:06:07,496 --> 01:06:10,191
Oh, right inside the restaurant.

1408
01:06:10,732 --> 01:06:11,899
You're kidding me.

1409
01:06:11,900 --> 01:06:14,135
Not wide enough?

1410
01:06:14,136 --> 01:06:16,037
No, it's very broad.

1411
01:06:16,038 --> 01:06:17,805
It's just a little weird, right?

1412
01:06:17,806 --> 01:06:18,806
A little strange?

1413
01:06:18,807 --> 01:06:21,142
you play business sexuality
with animals, bro.

1414
01:06:21,143 --> 01:06:23,110
Hey, damn...

1415
01:06:23,312 --> 01:06:24,312
... We like to call it

1416
01:06:24,313 --> 01:06:26,180
inter-erotica species.

1417
01:06:26,181 --> 01:06:28,478
Interesting.

1418
01:08:36,011 --> 01:08:38,212
Oh, no.

1419
01:08:38,213 --> 01:08:39,680
not again.

1420
01:08:41,216 --> 01:08:42,883
Yes, there is a fire in Mooby

1421
01:08:42,884 --> 01:08:45,181
at the Memorial Parkway and Leonardo.

1422
01:08:58,367 --> 01:09:00,494
What?

1423
01:09:03,705 --> 01:09:06,407
What really happened?

1424
01:09:06,408 --> 01:09:07,975
This is your farewell party.

1425
01:09:07,976 --> 01:09:10,645
Whoo! Whoo!

1426
01:09:10,646 --> 01:09:14,715
We will all get drunk and make love!

1427
01:09:14,716 --> 01:09:17,284
Oh, God, is Elias drunk?

1428
01:09:17,285 --> 01:09:18,285
Isn't that awesome?

1429
01:09:18,286 --> 01:09:20,651
this friend sucked two rolls
full of marijuana.

1430
01:09:21,423 --> 01:09:22,423
Fuck Pillow Pants!

1431
01:09:22,424 --> 01:09:24,592
sound the horn if you like
virgins...

1432
01:09:24,593 --> 01:09:27,094
Yo, we like pussy.

1433
01:09:27,095 --> 01:09:28,763
Tonight, before
you left me forever,

1434
01:09:28,764 --> 01:09:30,765
we will see something
we've talked about

1435
01:09:30,766 --> 01:09:32,266
since we saw "bachelor party"

1436
01:09:32,267 --> 01:09:34,602
in your parents' brotherhood house,
when we were 12 years old.

1437
01:09:34,603 --> 01:09:36,771
What are you talking about?

1438
01:09:36,772 --> 01:09:38,439
I'll miss you, bro.

1439
01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:41,942
I will miss you too,
but this is a bit excessive

1440
01:09:41,943 --> 01:09:44,172
Yes? Just wait.

1441
01:09:53,021 --> 01:09:54,681
it's time for the show!

1442
01:09:55,223 --> 01:09:56,957
attendees...

1443
01:09:56,958 --> 01:09:57,958
and you, Elias,

1444
01:09:57,959 --> 01:09:59,927
directly from the capital

1445
01:09:59,928 --> 01:10:03,097
world debauchery, Tijuana, Mexico...

1446
01:10:03,098 --> 01:10:04,398
Oh, God, no.

1447
01:10:04,399 --> 01:10:06,333
Oh, God, yeah.

1448
01:10:06,334 --> 01:10:09,270
get ready for animalistic sexuality.

1449
01:10:09,271 --> 01:10:12,331
Inter-species erotica, fucko!

1450
01:10:12,874 --> 01:10:15,409
The best inter-species of erotica,

1451
01:10:15,410 --> 01:10:16,911
directly from TJ,

1452
01:10:16,912 --> 01:10:21,405
I gave you Kinky Kelly
and The Sexy Stud!

1453
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:41,864
Don't worry.
The girl is coming.

1454
01:10:55,884 --> 01:10:57,752
a few more seconds,
the girl is coming.

1455
01:11:10,866 --> 01:11:12,767
Soon.

1456
01:11:29,084 --> 01:11:32,086
Wow, that person is so
going forward with that donkey.

1457
01:11:32,087 --> 01:11:33,587
Eh, Randal ?!

1458
01:11:33,588 --> 01:11:37,353
Where is the girl?

1459
01:11:45,767 --> 01:11:48,536
Yo, Freddie Mercury damn,
where is Kelly?

1460
01:11:49,704 --> 01:11:50,704
here.

1461
01:11:51,740 --> 01:11:54,542
I think it's sexy stud.

1462
01:11:54,543 --> 01:11:57,845
I'm the sexi Stud

1463
01:12:00,215 --> 01:12:02,149
But this donkey is a man.

1464
01:12:02,150 --> 01:12:05,419
Kelly can also be
. The name of a man. Hey!

1465
01:12:14,429 --> 01:12:16,430
Because of naming errors,

1466
01:12:16,431 --> 01:12:19,266
there won't be any girls.

1467
01:12:19,267 --> 01:12:21,802
Now, who will send the donkey to hell?

1468
01:12:32,614 --> 01:12:36,750
I'm very tense now.

1469
01:12:38,954 --> 01:12:40,421
Oh, God!

1470
01:12:40,422 --> 01:12:42,790
Becky!

1471
01:12:42,791 --> 01:12:43,958
where have you gone?

1472
01:12:43,959 --> 01:12:46,126
What really happened here?

1473
01:12:46,127 --> 01:12:48,462
inter-erotica species.

1474
01:12:48,463 --> 01:12:50,231
Are you okay?

1475
01:12:50,232 --> 01:12:54,068
I'm sick and disgusted and...

1476
01:12:54,069 --> 01:12:56,070
and I can't look away.

1477
01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:00,274
That's very big!

1478
01:13:04,579 --> 01:13:05,946
We have to talk.

1479
01:13:05,947 --> 01:13:08,082
Do you see the size of the penis...

1480
01:13:08,083 --> 01:13:09,481
I love you.

1481
01:13:10,552 --> 01:13:12,952
And I think you love me too.

1482
01:13:14,422 --> 01:13:17,258
Uh, of course. me...

1483
01:13:17,259 --> 01:13:18,459
I mean, we are friends.

1484
01:13:18,460 --> 01:13:21,190
I think you love me
is more than just a friend.

1485
01:13:23,164 --> 01:13:24,832
It's okay.
You can say that.

1486
01:13:24,833 --> 01:13:27,935
But I don't believe it
romantic love.

1487
01:13:27,936 --> 01:13:30,028
I think you believe.

1488
01:13:30,572 --> 01:13:32,806
Do you really want to do this now?

1489
01:13:36,778 --> 01:13:39,813
Well, I think the show is over.

1490
01:13:39,814 --> 01:13:41,315
I don't think so, sir.

1491
01:13:51,393 --> 01:13:53,394
If he wants to masturbate,

1492
01:13:53,395 --> 01:13:55,029
I'll masturbate too.

1493
01:13:55,030 --> 01:13:57,725
I don't think he will masturbate.

1494
01:14:09,978 --> 01:14:11,412
Yo, you will miss this!

1495
01:14:11,413 --> 01:14:15,916
the fat guy will spice up the donkey
with her!

1496
01:14:15,917 --> 01:14:17,584
Hold that thought.

1497
01:14:17,585 --> 01:14:23,523
stay where you are...

1498
01:14:27,329 --> 01:14:31,065
I hope the donkey doesn't have the
troll pussy.

1499
01:14:33,068 --> 01:14:34,868
Alright, me too.

1500
01:14:34,869 --> 01:14:36,770
what?

1501
01:14:39,708 --> 01:14:41,732
I love you too.

1502
01:14:53,621 --> 01:14:56,156
what kind of bastard is turned on

1503
01:14:56,157 --> 01:14:58,158
see a man peppering a donkey?

1504
01:15:04,666 --> 01:15:07,634
I'm sorry, Jesus.

1505
01:15:18,079 --> 01:15:19,568
Dante?

1506
01:15:29,791 --> 01:15:32,092
What happened?

1507
01:15:32,093 --> 01:15:34,254
Ooh, cake.

1508
01:15:35,296 --> 01:15:38,098
Yo, I'm outside urinating when I hear the news.

1509
01:15:38,099 --> 01:15:39,588
congratulations!

1510
01:15:41,302 --> 01:15:43,235
You will have a baby, right?

1511
01:15:45,006 --> 01:15:48,703
no, who said?

1512
01:15:50,578 --> 01:15:53,239
jerk.

1513
01:16:01,289 --> 01:16:03,490
I'm sorry.

1514
01:16:07,095 --> 01:16:09,028
your bastard!

1515
01:16:11,766 --> 01:16:13,790
Hurry, two times with this!

1516
01:16:17,105 --> 01:16:19,732
Hey, do you want to date sometime?

1517
01:16:24,712 --> 01:16:27,339
Emma, I'm not...
I don't know what to say.

1518
01:16:27,882 --> 01:16:30,782
grab him, damn bitch.

1519
01:16:35,023 --> 01:16:36,512
Emma!

1520
01:16:40,028 --> 01:16:42,229
Oh, no.

1521
01:16:51,139 --> 01:16:54,631
Oh, shit, no more.
I have to finish.

1522
01:16:55,176 --> 01:16:57,544
Yo, the police are outside,
we hold the goods,

1523
01:16:57,545 --> 01:17:00,775
and I'm still on probation.

1524
01:17:05,587 --> 01:17:08,078
What is this?

1525
01:17:11,659 --> 01:17:13,193
Porch monkey ?!

1526
01:17:13,194 --> 01:17:14,761
Oh, no, it's okay.

1527
01:17:14,762 --> 01:17:16,524
I take it back.

1528
01:17:17,432 --> 01:17:21,068
I like pussy and beer!

1529
01:17:21,069 --> 01:17:22,558
Whoo-hoo!

1530
01:17:33,314 --> 01:17:36,612
Deja vu, right?

1531
01:17:46,628 --> 01:17:50,564
The design of the prison cell hasn't changed for centuries, right?

1532
01:17:51,332 --> 01:17:53,367
Maybe it's time they made it
from the laser or whatever.

1533
01:17:53,368 --> 01:17:54,835
Or they can make it

1534
01:17:54,836 --> 01:17:58,572
hard plastic enclosures
like Magneto in X-Men 2.

1535
01:17:58,573 --> 01:17:59,907
No, come on, bro,

1536
01:17:59,908 --> 01:18:02,342
Let's stay in the real world, ok?

1537
01:18:03,111 --> 01:18:04,545
But you know what won't be a bad idea?

1538
01:18:04,546 --> 01:18:06,240
CARBONITE.

1539
01:18:08,950 --> 01:18:10,678
What do you think, Dante?

1540
01:18:11,553 --> 01:18:12,586
I think I'll kill you!

1541
01:18:12,587 --> 01:18:14,121
Let me go!

1542
01:18:14,122 --> 01:18:16,123
what's wrong ?! iron cage fight!

1543
01:18:16,124 --> 01:18:17,291
You ruined my life!

1544
01:18:17,292 --> 01:18:19,259
Your life is ruined!

1545
01:18:20,195 --> 01:18:21,361
God!

1546
01:18:21,362 --> 01:18:22,596
What are you thinking?

1547
01:18:22,597 --> 01:18:23,897
damn sexual shows ?!

1548
01:18:23,898 --> 01:18:25,566
That's your parting gift!

1549
01:18:25,567 --> 01:18:26,600
of course it was.

1550
01:18:26,601 --> 01:18:28,101
I never thought, it
made us go to jail.

1551
01:18:28,102 --> 01:18:30,331
Hey, kid.

1552
01:18:30,872 --> 01:18:32,272
you can't be convicted

1553
01:18:32,273 --> 01:18:34,541
for watching
sex acts between species.

1554
01:18:34,542 --> 01:18:36,243
you will be free.

1555
01:18:36,244 --> 01:18:38,612
I'm the most fined
for violating animals  and a very disgusting view
of a moronic conservative

1556
01:18:38,613 --> 01:18:41,949


1557
01:18:41,950 --> 01:18:44,451
who can't appreciate
sexual exploration.

1558
01:18:44,452 --> 01:18:46,146
Hey!

1559
01:18:49,657 --> 01:18:53,092
I miss my donkey.

1560
01:18:53,628 --> 01:18:55,229
I don't believe you.

1561
01:18:55,230 --> 01:18:56,997
finally I can organize
myself.

1562
01:18:56,998 --> 01:18:58,498
I'm going to get out of here  and really started my life,
and you somehow looked for a way

1563
01:18:58,499 --> 01:19:01,335
to destroy all that
and drop me as a convict.

1564
01:19:01,336 --> 01:19:03,870
Oh, yeah, it's my fault
Your life is messed up.

1565
01:19:03,871 --> 01:19:06,340
I'm an engaged guy
who impregnated his boss.

1566
01:19:06,341 --> 01:19:09,139
Did you impregnate a man
who owns Mooby?

1567
01:19:09,677 --> 01:19:13,013
What?

1568
01:19:13,014 --> 01:19:14,147
will you shut up?

1569
01:19:14,148 --> 01:19:15,444
You're the incarnation of chaos, bro.

1570
01:19:17,218 --> 01:19:18,819
our entire life,

1571
01:19:18,820 --> 01:19:20,020


1572
01:19:20,021 --> 01:19:22,556
You have given me a problem
and stopped me.

1573
01:19:22,557 --> 01:19:24,024
Oh, I'm holding you back, right?

1574
01:19:24,025 --> 01:19:25,592
I remember, like, 10 years ago,

1575
01:19:25,593 --> 01:19:27,527
when we go
to Julie Dwyer's funeral,

1576
01:19:27,528 --> 01:19:30,097
you're like, "I want to follow up on
our intentions"

1577
01:19:30,098 --> 01:19:32,266
You said, "follow up
our intentions," not me.

1578
01:19:32,267 --> 01:19:34,868
you're too excited about taking over your life,

1579
01:19:34,869 --> 01:19:36,036
and what are you doing?

1580
01:19:36,037 --> 01:19:38,538
You work at the shop
until the place is on fire.

1581
01:19:38,539 --> 01:19:39,973
I took a course at Brookdale.

1582
01:19:39,974 --> 01:19:40,941
And come out.

1583
01:19:40,942 --> 01:19:42,409
Because you will stop.

1584
01:19:42,410 --> 01:19:45,245
Because we only spend
time with people in that class.

1585
01:19:45,246 --> 01:19:46,513
One semester,

1586
01:19:46,514 --> 01:19:48,215
we major in Criminology,
by God.

1587
01:19:48,216 --> 01:19:50,450
what were we trained to be, Batman?

1588
01:19:50,451 --> 01:19:52,786
At least we did something  rather than wasting our lives
in the damn shop!

1589
01:19:52,787 --> 01:19:55,555
Do you want to know?

1590
01:19:55,556 --> 01:19:56,890
You can insult Quick Stop as you like,
but I miss that place.

1591
01:19:56,891 --> 01:19:59,893
I like working there.

1592
01:19:59,894 --> 01:20:01,061
I looked back at that period
as the best time of my life.

1593
01:20:01,062 --> 01:20:04,030
Now I know you're crazy.

1594
01:20:04,565 --> 01:20:06,066
Why? Because I enjoy what I do?

1595
01:20:06,067 --> 01:20:09,236
I can watch movies,

1596
01:20:09,237 --> 01:20:10,804


1597
01:20:10,805 --> 01:20:13,240
cursing asshole,
and hanging out with my best friend

1598
01:20:13,241 --> 01:20:14,408
all day.

1599
01:20:14,409 --> 01:20:15,742
Can you think of a better way to make a living?

1600
01:20:15,743 --> 01:20:17,744
Yes, maybe that's not what people used to do,

1601
01:20:17,745 --> 01:20:19,906
but that's good enough.

1602
01:20:20,448 --> 01:20:22,082
Bro, it's all over.

1603
01:20:22,083 --> 01:20:23,717
eroded with minimal.

1604
01:20:23,718 --> 01:20:26,153
Well, I'm tired of that, Randal.

1605
01:20:26,154 --> 01:20:27,754
I'm not a high school kid anymore.

1606
01:20:27,755 --> 01:20:30,090
Damn, I'm not even
in my twenties anymore.

1607
01:20:30,091 --> 01:20:31,925
I don't want to sit alone
and comment on customers  while eating free food.

1608
01:20:31,926 --> 01:20:33,093
That's what you want to do.

1609
01:20:33,094 --> 01:20:34,294
That's what you always want to do.

1610
01:20:34,295 --> 01:20:36,229


1611
01:20:36,230 --> 01:20:38,432
Now, if that's the only life you want, then God bless,

1612
01:20:38,433 --> 01:20:41,301
but I refuse to let your ugliness
tarnish the rest of my life.

1613
01:20:41,302 --> 01:20:44,438
I'm not going to make up with Emma,

1614
01:20:44,439 --> 01:20:45,839
go to Florida

1615
01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:49,400
and start without Randal Graves.

1616
01:20:50,745 --> 01:20:55,579
And tried to forget about
33 years ago that happened.

1617
01:21:01,055 --> 01:21:04,854
So that's how you saw the first time
we spent together?

1618
01:21:06,694 --> 01:21:08,562
That's weird, man.

1619
01:21:08,563 --> 01:21:10,564
I think you're the only man in the world  who helps and protects me...

1620
01:21:10,565 --> 01:21:12,466
the only person who will hit the bullet for me,

1621
01:21:12,467 --> 01:21:15,569
Because I assume
you feel me

1622
01:21:15,570 --> 01:21:17,070


1623
01:21:17,071 --> 01:21:19,940
like I feel the same with you.

1624
01:21:19,941 --> 01:21:22,442
Then, suddenly, one day,
you're like, "I'll move. Daghh."

1625
01:21:22,443 --> 01:21:26,071
Do you know what that means to me?

1626
01:21:26,814 --> 01:21:28,582
I see the future
which one sucks,

1627
01:21:28,583 --> 01:21:30,584
because you won't be there
in it anymore.

1628
01:21:30,585 --> 01:21:32,085
And you didn't even throw me

1629
01:21:32,086 --> 01:21:33,920
meaningful life for you.

1630
01:21:33,921 --> 01:21:35,922
This is stupid, there is nothingness  I think you should embrace  because you will be old or whatever,

1631
01:21:35,923 --> 01:21:36,923
because this is the type of life that other people will experience.

1632
01:21:36,924 --> 01:21:38,325
You're a fucking slacker, bro.

1633
01:21:38,326 --> 01:21:43,430
Good.

1634
01:21:43,431 --> 01:21:46,099
then the next friend
whose life you are damaged

1635
01:21:46,100 --> 01:21:47,100


1636
01:21:47,101 --> 01:21:48,769


1637
01:21:48,770 --> 01:21:50,704
can be a free soul.

1638
01:21:50,705 --> 01:21:51,838
How about that?

1639
01:21:51,839 --> 01:21:55,542
Do you think I want to start
looking for friends at my age?

1640
01:21:55,543 --> 01:21:57,544
God.

1641
01:21:57,545 --> 01:22:00,036
Who wants me
be their friend?

1642
01:22:00,715 --> 01:22:04,707
I hate everyone, and everything that looks stupid to me...

1643
01:22:06,921 --> 01:22:09,890
... But you've always been the balancer...

1644
01:22:09,891 --> 01:22:14,227
the man who has yin
for me.

1645
01:22:14,228 --> 01:22:18,220
But now what should I do
for the rest of my life?

1646
01:22:20,234 --> 01:22:22,035
I mean, damn, I really hope

1647
01:22:22,036 --> 01:22:23,537
You already said this
when I first met you

1648
01:22:23,538 --> 01:22:24,871
that one day,
you will save  our friendship,

1649
01:22:24,872 --> 01:22:26,206


1650
01:22:26,207 --> 01:22:28,208
because if I knew
you would only leave me

1651
01:22:28,209 --> 01:22:31,878
decades later...

1652
01:22:31,879 --> 01:22:33,547
I won't bother with your problem  first time.

1653
01:22:33,548 --> 01:22:36,278
God, why can't you two

1654
01:22:38,519 --> 01:22:39,719
just making love and finishing it?

1655
01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:42,381
gay.

1656
01:22:43,825 --> 01:22:44,991
Why can't you say
something that is useful for change?

1657
01:22:44,992 --> 01:22:49,326
Now, what are you waiting for?

1658
01:22:49,864 --> 01:22:51,164
That's your signal, bro.

1659
01:22:51,165 --> 01:22:53,997
I have nothing to say.

1660
01:23:04,178 --> 01:23:06,339
God, what's your use,

1661
01:23:07,715 --> 01:23:09,015
damn quiet ?!

1662
01:23:09,016 --> 01:23:10,183
You know, that hurts.

1663
01:23:10,184 --> 01:23:11,718
Like, what have you ever added to the trial process?

1664
01:23:11,719 --> 01:23:14,287


1665
01:23:14,288 --> 01:23:17,123
You're just like having one answer
for everything: "Pussy, man." (vagina, sob)

1666
01:23:17,124 --> 01:23:19,693
Oh, then, you must love this man,

1667
01:23:19,694 --> 01:23:21,661
Because he is the biggest coward (vagina)
I've ever met.

1668
01:23:21,662 --> 01:23:23,196
the man who lived his life

1669
01:23:23,197 --> 01:23:24,464
according to other people's standards.

1670
01:23:24,465 --> 01:23:26,299
"I have to go to Florida

1671
01:23:26,300 --> 01:23:28,702
and get married, because that's what is expected of me."

1672
01:23:28,703 --> 01:23:31,371
And it's crazy,
he isn't even crazy about it  with the girl he is going to marry
or Florida,

1673
01:23:31,372 --> 01:23:33,673
forget the fact that he has

1674
01:23:33,674 --> 01:23:34,875
very good girl

1675
01:23:34,876 --> 01:23:35,876
here in Jersey who is crazy about

1676
01:23:35,877 --> 01:23:38,545


1677
01:23:38,546 --> 01:23:41,715
and even damn Anne Frank
can see her crazy about him.

1678
01:23:41,716 --> 01:23:43,383
only God knows.

1679
01:23:43,384 --> 01:23:45,552
And he likes you for who he is, bro.

1680
01:23:45,553 --> 01:23:47,387
He doesn't try to arrange you into a box

1681
01:23:47,388 --> 01:23:48,889
that will never fit you.

1682
01:23:48,890 --> 01:23:50,490
Not to mention the fact that he brought

1683
01:23:50,491 --> 01:23:52,652
a stupid kid you are terrible.

1684
01:23:53,461 --> 01:23:54,995
God, if you have any sense,

1685
01:23:54,996 --> 01:23:56,329
You better stop trying

1686
01:23:56,330 --> 01:23:57,998
complaining with the rest of your mess  and live your life in a way that
makes sense to you,

1687
01:23:57,999 --> 01:24:00,834
stupid!

1688
01:24:00,835 --> 01:24:02,235
Oh, huh? And what is that?

1689
01:24:02,236 --> 01:24:04,237
you obviously have a
kind of big grip

1690
01:24:04,238 --> 01:24:05,539
in your life.

1691
01:24:05,540 --> 01:24:06,840


1692
01:24:06,841 --> 01:24:08,508
Tell me what you will do
if you are in my position...

1693
01:24:08,509 --> 01:24:10,810
or even what will you do
in your own position?

1694
01:24:10,811 --> 01:24:13,346
The judgmental pendulum swing
returns to one side

1695
01:24:13,347 --> 01:24:15,148
and tell me how you will solve all your problems, jerk.

1696
01:24:15,149 --> 01:24:17,250
What will be done
the great Randal Graves

1697
01:24:17,251 --> 01:24:18,685
if he controls half
from his destiny

1698
01:24:18,686 --> 01:24:20,153
which one should I be ?!

1699
01:24:20,154 --> 01:24:24,818
I will buy a Quick Stop
and reopen it myself!

1700
01:24:26,227 --> 01:24:28,161
That's what I will do.

1701
01:24:28,162 --> 01:24:31,256
That's what we have to do.

1702
01:24:31,799 --> 01:24:33,300
Yes, right.

1703
01:24:33,301 --> 01:24:36,002
Who are we, Lance Dowds?

1704
01:24:36,003 --> 01:24:37,804
Do you know
how much it costs

1705
01:24:37,805 --> 01:24:38,805
to buy Quick Stop?

1706
01:24:38,806 --> 01:24:40,540
Like, 50 thousand dollars, it's easy.

1707
01:24:40,541 --> 01:24:44,533
And none of us has that kind of money.

1708
01:24:51,118 --> 01:24:54,109
We have.

1709
01:24:57,992 --> 01:25:00,722
That's right.

1710
01:25:01,462 --> 01:25:03,964
You are willing to lend us the money
so we can reopen the store?

1711
01:25:03,965 --> 01:25:05,989
Of course, with two conditions.

1712
01:25:08,803 --> 01:25:11,471
One: We can hang out
in front of the shop

1713
01:25:11,472 --> 01:25:13,640
whenever we want, and
you can't call the police.

1714
01:25:13,641 --> 01:25:15,904
And two:

1715
01:25:16,644 --> 01:25:18,511
you have to blow each other's jobs,

1716
01:25:18,512 --> 01:25:20,313
and we may watch it.

1717
01:25:20,314 --> 01:25:21,803
then you do anal lick.

1718
01:25:22,283 --> 01:25:25,308
All right, only the first condition.

1719
01:25:28,289 --> 01:25:31,656


1720
01:25:32,193 --> 01:25:33,460
Seriously?

1721
01:25:33,461 --> 01:25:34,461
Am I stuttering?

1722
01:25:34,462 --> 01:25:36,930
Yes, seriously.

1723
01:25:41,068 --> 01:25:43,331
What do you think?

1724
01:25:44,372 --> 01:25:47,374
I almost hate to say it, but...

1725
01:25:47,375 --> 01:25:49,843
that makes some sense.

1726
01:25:50,511 --> 01:25:53,513
Hey, maybe that's why we spend so much time in that shop,

1727
01:25:53,514 --> 01:25:55,015
why college

1728
01:25:55,016 --> 01:25:57,550
or whatever it has never been successful for us.

1729
01:25:57,551 --> 01:25:59,119
I mean, think about that, bro.

1730
01:25:59,120 --> 01:26:00,654
You and I run our own business  instead of working
for some other bastard?

1731
01:26:00,655 --> 01:26:03,817
It could be pretty sweet, right?

1732
01:26:04,392 --> 01:26:07,417
Yes, that really can.

1733
01:26:08,829 --> 01:26:11,820
But I don't know.

1734
01:26:16,671 --> 01:26:18,238


1735
01:26:18,239 --> 01:26:22,004
I've been this close
to start a new life.

1736
01:26:22,543 --> 01:26:24,305
God.

1737
01:26:25,546 --> 01:26:28,708
You really will make me do it, right?

1738
01:26:32,119 --> 01:26:35,918
Can you close your ears for a while, please?

1739
01:26:44,899 --> 01:26:48,601
You're my best friend...

1740
01:26:48,602 --> 01:26:50,967
and I love you.

1741
01:26:52,239 --> 01:26:55,408
By the way of normal people.

1742
01:26:55,409 --> 01:26:58,241
Yes, right.

1743
01:26:59,613 --> 01:27:03,708
Please, bro, don't leave me.

1744
01:27:08,022 --> 01:27:10,353
Thank you.

1745
01:27:16,197 --> 01:27:18,528
That becomes $ 5.79.

1746
01:27:28,442 --> 01:27:31,536
I mean, you've taught me how to dance at a wedding.

1747
01:27:32,079 --> 01:27:35,912
I mean... I know you
don't believe in romantic love.

1748
01:27:49,163 --> 01:27:51,631
Does that mean huh?

1749
01:27:51,632 --> 01:27:54,801
What made you take so long?

1750
01:28:07,047 --> 01:28:10,450
"One ring to master everything."

1751
01:28:52,059 --> 01:28:53,593
Come on!

1752
01:30:21,749 --> 01:30:24,479
Oh!

1753
01:30:27,254 --> 01:30:30,018
Thank you.
Okay.

1754
01:30:30,858 --> 01:30:33,326
a pack of cigarettes?

1755
01:30:39,066 --> 01:30:41,067
You know. What?

1756
01:30:41,068 --> 01:30:43,900
You're not even supposed to be here today.

1757
01:30:45,739 --> 01:30:48,741
Can you feel it?

1758
01:30:48,742 --> 01:30:50,443
What do you feel?

1759
01:30:50,444 --> 01:30:54,004
Today is the first day
of the rest of our lives.