TED: Okay, Clara, you do not need to kill us.
[BRAKES SCREECHING]
[EXHALES]
That makes no sense.
TED: Yes ...
Wait.
I think I see it.
That is all? That is all?
Oh, relieved.
I thought I had to do try to find online.
[COYOTE HOWLING]
[LEAF RIGHT]
Excuse me. Hello?
MAN: Do you mind?
Woman.
Can you see me?
[CAR HORN BLARING]
MAN: Hello?
Come on!
Sorry.
Shit.
CLARA: Do not you, Ted.
It's exactly like this.
Brand is Dina,
Note Dina, Dina.
And I got it at Marshall
near the Palisades mall,
with my sister in New Jersey.
And I think I got a store credit.
And, oh, they were cleaned.
Thus, they may not already be there again.
Gotcha. So,
someone steals your shoes?
No, no, um,
we took and crashed the car somewhere.
You can fill out the stolen property ...
No, no, we've been looking for hours,
it got dark.
It's a size nine.
Wearing two shoes now.
No, no. Right?
This is from DSW.
I like DSW.
Shoes that are missing are from Marshall.
So, you just have a pair of back-up in your car who lost your shoes?
No, I do not wear it.
They're in my car but they were not on my feet.
There are in your car, but they are not on your feet.
Left shoe is a shoe missing.
Oh
We had the "Report Lost" can you fill.
That way, if there is a return ...
Are you kidding?
Is there someone above you I can talk with to help me understand this?
Excuse me, um,
I'm the only one here.
Did you see my husband there?
Do you recognize it? Ted Reynolds?
Did he eat at the Deli Andy in Elm on Saturday frequently?
Ted Reynolds, the actor.
I have to do to go out there and tell him that you did not help me at all.
And he will be very angry.
Ted Reynolds?
Well, I think it's time to drink.
Absolutely.
[PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
[GEAR LOW INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
[INSECTS Persuasion]
Geez!
Look for the month.
CLARA: Oh, my goodness. Wow.
I do not think I've ever seen it,
see the moon like that.
CLARA: Very beautiful.
Should a full moon night?
Oh, dear, I do not know if it was supposed to be a full moon.
Okay, I'll take him out. I'm not the boss of the month.
Take one out, Oliver.
No, no, you will live.
Get down here.
I have to take Oliver ... Come down to me.
[AWAKE] Lie down on a rug with me.
We can look at the ceiling and pretend we're looking at the stars.
Come here. Come here.
Give me some sugar.
Oh, God. Come on.
Oh, I have to pull out the dog.
No, you do not take it out.
It was not fair to him.
Ow! Ow!
I was smooth. Bones, such as chicken bones.
They are very fragile. Oh, my God.
Go do your duty.
[INSECTS Persuasion]
[DOG SNIFFING]
[DOG URINATING]
[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
[CREAKY]
[BUTTON CELL PHONE]
[TOYLANDPLAYING]
It's a great song.
CLARA: 1969, Ollie.
I was 14 years old.
Time elapsed.
Whether you are having fun or not.
[GEORGY GIRLPLAYING]
¬ Hey, Georgie girl
¬ Swinging down the street so fancy-free
¬ Nobody you meet can see the lonely there
¬ On the inside you
¬ Hey, Georgie girl
¬ Why all the boys just go away?
¬ Could you just do not try
Or is it the clothes you wear?
¬ you always shop at the window
¬ But never stopped to buy
¬ So dowdy feathers and flung it fly
¬ Slightly
¬ Hey, Georgie girl
¬ There is another deep Georgy
¬ Bring all your love
¬ Hide and oh what changes will happen
¬ The world will see
¬ A new Georgia girl
¬Gadis Georgy
¬ Swinging on a very luxurious
¬ No you meet could ever see ... ¬
Gardner.
Gardener.
[READING] 'A family-owned vineyard
"From San Luis Obispo.
"We will not sell the wine before its time."
The family were wine together, Ollie ...
Ollie.
Where are you going?
Well.
Someone has to do.
So, it should be me.
Get in there.
[BANGS] Shit.
Oh, hai. [PHONE BEEPS]
Hello, this is Clara,
and I have to clean up.
I cleaned up the kitchen and it looks nice.
But still ... It should work office.
It's late here, but I think with the time difference on the west coast,
it will be fine.
Um, I-I-I ...
I like your wine.
I think you probably guessed it right now.
Maybe you do not, I do not know.
Anyway, um,
I'm looking at your web site, in a large number of you,
and it seems so incredible family,
and a great team.
[CHANDING CHIMING]
Oh
I found the obituary for Mary's father and Gardener online,
and it was said that he died of cancer.
And I just want to know what kind, because,
it's just a terrible thing.
[CHANDING CHIMING]
I like fruity fruit of the vine.
And I just want to know, is something that you want
or is it just a coincidence.
Fruit.
However,
if someone could call me back on fruity undertones,
I would really appreciate it.
thanks.
[CHANDING CHIMING]
Clara.
[SHOOT]
Oh, my God.
[LAUGH]
TED: Honey.
Oh, you're sweet.
The magazine will come at 1:00.
And the girls will be here for about an hour.
Oh
[REMOVED]
[IN A CHILDLIKE VOICE] Ollie.
Oh, it's your birthday, boys.
Come here.
Oh, babe, happy birthday.
You got a big day today.
Oh, come here. Hi.
Hi, dear.
Hai. Ya.
That one.
JULIE: Ew. I hated it.
Benny used to date him, you know.
Very? When?
Like, when I was a baby.
[SIGHS]
Suster-suster Sweet traveled.
Can not wait to return.
Okay, do not post it, right? Very desperate.
Just give people what they want.
Oh, Benny needs to know
approximately how long your speech will be for a wedding.
Why? I have not even had to write it.
Well, he only had a good groom.
These things can be protracted,
as Marcy in Jay and Em's wedding.
He did not want to keep quiet about him, like, lupas.
You know? I'm just, like,
"Shut up."
You know, I had an epiphany recently.
I went into the audition and there is a waiting room full of actresses,
and I was like, finally confident for the first time.
Like, I was fine with my appearance.
It is okay.
That's not good. [CLEARS Throat]
So, for what this shoot? It's, like, on an airplane?
Arrivee magazine.
Okay, I really can not handle it home now.
I was very fat and my wedding in nine weeks,
and mother, like, just in total denial.
He had to frantically.
PASSENGER: Oh, shit.
Hey, do you think you will perform it in Brooklyn?
They do not want me without you.
That is, "Where are they now?" show?
No Fuck no!
RILEY: I know, but I could really use the money.
We work as an actress.
Not a damn former child star.
Sweet Sister!
Pfft. All right.
What's the point to say something?
I know. As we poison ivy. You have to remind everybody.
[EXHALES]
[GIGGLING]
Oh
I do not like my smile in this regard.
Oh, my God. This is terrible.
[SELENGKAPI PHONE]
Halo.
Oh yes. I'll hold.
Oh, shit, I can never return it.
Oh Boy.
[SOFTLY] Oh.
Oh, my God. My old library card.
Of 1963.
Ted. Guess what I just found.
Very?
Yes, I just wish they would come to this decision before the workout.
Ya.
You know what, friends,
This puts me in a very uncomfortable position.
You see, the producer of this twat,
which, by the way, just happens to be, like, five years younger than me,
want to be my eldest daughter.
And this is the position I am now.
I do not know how to pay for the wedding.
Yes, you know what?
You should have seen this coming.
Well? That's why I pay you big money.
Great clams casino.
Ya.
Uh huh. Well. Well, fuck you.
Right. Yes. Goodbye.
Stupid. Asshole. Fat ass.
TED: Punk. Misleading. In-law.
TED: Clara.
We should get going. God damn it.
TED: We have to go in 10 minutes.
What time is it now?
[BELL DINGING]
Oh
This new baby cousin Grace.
Uh, they named her after her mother Louise.
And her husband is a man who died drunk driving.
Mmm-hmm.Wait. Wait for a while. No, that's not true.
You know what? He might have become a person who died of a heart attack
while he was driving drunk.
Do you believe it?
Well.
ADELIA: [WHISPERS] Clara.
ADELIA: [WHISPERS SLOWLY] Clara.
[BELL DINGING]
Clara.
Can you see me?
Geez.
Daytime. Very happy to get out ...
TED: Hai, girls.RILEY: Hai.
JULIE: Hai.
Welcome rumah.CLARA: Sight for sore afternoon.
thanks.
How would a car?
We, like, sitting in the box fart.
The entire car ride disgusting. Yes.
Smelled like warm nuts. Is that?
You made me hungry to talk to fart it.
Ya. [TED GIGGLING]
Dad, you're so skinny.
Oh, I do not. I was fat.
I had to lose, like, 25 pounds.
Uh, I need help with the laundry,
when you have the chance. CLARA: Okay.
And then, I also need help with the bill. I just ...
"Assistance with bill"?
What? Do you need someone read it to you?
[TED Giggling] RILEY: funny, funny.
TED: Girls, we have time for a few drinks
before Arrivee Magazine.
Arrivee magazine. JULIE: Ugh!
I was not even on the cover.
[CHATTERING INDISTINCT]
ALL: Cheers!
For birthdays Ollie.
Birthday Ollie, and welcome home.
Wow.
Yes-sir-e.
They will knock you right on your head.
Dad is painting, female.
SECOND: Cool.
Unfortunately. It's like...
Sorry. Hey.
Can I, can I get a picture with you three?
Sure. Yes. Sweet brother.
[Rhythmically] And the father.
Ted Reynolds.
Oh man. It's just, like, weird and strange world.
Ted.
How are you human?
Yes, there is.
Uh, hey, you know, geez,
My son is obsessed with both of you.
Oh. Oh, that's very sweet.
I mean, you know, I'll give him hell about it.
Here, I'll take it.
Oh.CLARA: you sit.
Oh, unbelievable.
Okay, so you're going to sit there?
No, you'll come right back here
Well.
Two thumbs up. Yes.
That is good. Okay.
Oh, wait, wait, wait. One with Julie.
The star ¬
[LAUGH]
TED: Yes. Yes.
Okay, I understand. I got it.
Nice. Not real.
Yes, thank you.
Ugh.Ugh.
Oh, my God. Ew!
Do you get a little bit about him?
Yes, I had a lot of him in me.
TED: Enjoy it, dear.
You want to eat anything?
I was cleaning.
Maybe, just order the fried shrimp.
Mm-hmm. And some quesadilla,
and, I do not know, maybe tuna salad for the table will be good.
That is all. I mean, I think we should do so only eat appetizers, daughter,
Because I'll order Chinese food.
We all have to eat eggplant every meal.
They say it literally melted the cancer cells.
TED: Well, it sounds good,
but I would not go for the eggplant now.
I think it will happen.
Thank you very much. Yes.
Thank you, good.
I love this server.
And when a waiter from 1975 can be said,
"The waiter this time either,"
he's good.
Well, any server in Connecticut better than you do.
Yes, you are working in, like, a dirt pit ragged in Midtown,
where dudes go to deceive their wives.
Serve steak that sucks in tricot.
It was very chaotic.
Your boss like, "Clara, come here, you missed a spot in my mouth.
Come on, give me a kiss. "
So, I wanted Megan to be a bridesmaid,
but, as he had already won a lot of weight.
I need to write an email to body weight every person on it and send it.
JULIE: What ... Hey.RILEY: Hey, come back here.
You stole my wallet.
TED: It bladder, kids.
This was shot.
We are old. We're a mess.
Just go and shoot me in the face.
[TOILET FLUSHES]
Excuse me.
Not nice to stare.
ADELIA: [WHISPERS] Clara.
WOMAN: Girls, do you wash your hands?
RILEY: Do you wash your hair before auditions?
JULIE: Yes, sometimes.
I just feel like this is very important.
TED: Do not know what to tell you dear, this is a business that sucks.
Well, there it is.
Oh, you know what? I continue to see your friend
in this detergent ad.
He's actually very funny.
Yeah.Mara? Old roommate?
Yes, we were never friends.
I hate it. He's a big whore.
Ah, okay, well, she's a cute girl who is great.
Hey, you do not pay attention to my lips.
Do you get them pumped up or whatever?
TED: They look excited. JULIE: Yes.
Just checking ...
[SCREAMS]
Oh, my God.
Forgive me. Forgive me.
I just ... It was scary.
Just, just check that you want C-Cobb also.
Yes, we ...
Now more than ever before. Cobb, please.
JULIE: Jesus. Sorry.
I think there is a Cobb salad on my pants.
IUD I broke up, I think.
TED: I think it was in me now.
[Squeaky VOICE] Does everyone see the flowers that I post on Pinterest for a wedding?
Oh, I'm sorry, Julie, I just have not had time.
You know, I saw something that I think would be perfect for your wedding this morning.
Unfortunately, the pictures show them what I see.
Uh, ya.
Look at that.
Oh, my God.
It's in our backyard and it's free.
TED: And I think it would look good on the cake.
Coyote has been terrible this year.
Every week we hear about a dog that was killed.
And did I tell you about the little girl
that lurk on the way home from school.
I just ordered a pot.
Of whom? Defecate?
You know it. Because he's got a good thing.
I am very proud of my children.
[CALCULATE]
What should we bake for a child's birthday this year?
Oh, I do not think we need to make any.
We just eat and we will have Mandarin,
and I just cleaned the kitchen last night.
JULIE: Relax, we'll clean it up.
RILEY: Yeah, it's a tradition.
CLARA: I think you want to clean up, Julie.
JULIE: Geez, okay, I think I look good.
Well. Home sweet home.
Oh, my goodness. He was there.
TED: There's the man.
You, Ollie.
Hello dear.
RILEY: Oh, he had a small red rocket.
Aw, you can not get money for your sister, Ollie.
I found out brownie mix.
Ooh.
Ooh, nice.
Hey, dear, we go home.
Why do not you take yours? coat and stay awhile.
So, uh, for marriage,
we will let the elderly people come and use a private bathroom.
Where porta-potties will go?
On the back of the garage.
They'll be fine. We were stopped by the trailer presidential.
RILEY: Hmm.
JULIE: I mean it's, like, an important thing to spend money.
RILEY: Ya.JULIE: Yes, it's as if someone cares,
then like, they will be fully stocked because of the officer.
RILEY: Yeah, you do not want anyone out there like this.
Ugh, come on. Yes, you do.
TED: Julie, um, Benny say how events will take place?
JULIE: Um, I think she's having fun.
He considers you great. TED: Wow. That is good.
ADELIA: [WHISPERS] Let me in.
Ted.
TED: I, uh, was fired from the show Benny, Julie.
What? It is okay.
TED: I'm fine. thanks.
Yes, up to a week ago, they sent flowers,
then he got a call today.
Yes, I think they want to go in a different direction with the character.
Do you know anything about it?
Yes, but Ben says he'll call you personally.
Mmm-hmm, he's not.
But, it's okay, I mean, I do not need lip service.
RILEY: What happened?
Well, I guess they want the type of Ted Reynolds,
but they do not actually want Ted Reynolds.
Well, it's not Ben. He's fighting for you.
Yeah, you know, dear, I have a hard time believing the old law.
And parents, I mean, old.
It was very chaotic, Dad.
Do not give me that crap about her age.
Riley had just had sex with 60-year-old child
and no one says anything about it.
Do not announce it to Mom and Dad.
Well, you do it.
He has not yet 60 years old.
And it is a blowjob, not sex.
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
Who they provide as well?
I do not know. Some dick swollen, I do not know his name.
Matt Byrne, is not it? I could Google it.
Oh, dear, that's really sweet to you, but no, we do not need to Google it.
Yes, to hell with them.
RILEY: God.
I do not mean your fiancee, only the powers that be.
'Kay.
Come on, do not fight.
You know, come to think of it, dear,
I want a phone call, it would have been nice.
Mom really just said, "Do not fight."
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Oh, I am sure that my shoes.
No, it's definitely my pot.
Okay, okay, I have to go wash my fanny before the magazine appeared.
He is very crazy.
If he does not act like it was a complete psychopath
and make crazy demands to the director.
He wants to be in every other scene.
And he did, "twat, twat, I can not hear you," joked
him while he was trying to give him directions.
Then he performed "Eskimo Pussy" a little above that.
Julie, just for tonight, can we forget about this?
That's not even a big role.
It is a potential reoccurring.
Ugh! God.
Oh, Mom, thank you for meeting with man tent.
What are you talking about?
Men's mother tents?
I told you a month ago,
You need to schedule a time to meet him before he left town.
I do not remember having this conversation.
Oh, my God, Mom. They need to see the page.
I do not ... No one cares about this marriage, but I?
I think I should do it sucked and do it yourself.
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
It Poo-poo. Poo-poo here.
Oh, no one calls me that anymore.
Mom, apparently you know from my drug dealer
Mom, are you okay?
Mom? Oh, hi, Joe.
Hey. How are you, Ms. Reynolds.Oh, Joe.
Oh Joe did our landscaping throughout the summer.
Are you crying? No, no, no, I'm fine.
I do not know what I had to say
Eskimo pussy is very cold
There he is. How are you doing, you conquerors of old bush?
Oh, I'm fine. Are you okay? Yes.
You are not supposed to sing in front of guests.
Hey, I've heard it before. I'm, uh, looking for the next big job.
Oh, yes? Montalto told me to clean up storage space in Deep River.
How many bodies have you found so far?
You know what's crazy,
He has two machines thrower.
Who needs two? I do not know. Who needs two?
So, uh,
Do you know we have AP English together?
Ooh, I do not know it.
Yes, learning. In senior high school.
Dark times and dark. Yes.
No, we do not talk about it. It was really like, "Dear diary, I do not know ..."
Yes, it was hysterical, I want to die.
You and me both, honey.
Joe, what would you like to drink?
Oh, I'm fine. Thank you, I'm good. Oh, come on.
Got a little something to wet peluitmu, huh?
And you would have dinner with us too, pal.
Huh, I like Moscow Mules.
What the fuck are you talking?
JOE: Sorry.RILEY: Let's smoke this. How about that.
Okay, go.
Have fun. RILEY: Julie, Poo-poo here.
Not poking Fannies.
Oh, Ollie, come here.
[SOUND LIKE IN A CHILD] Oh, dear, oh, dear, dear.
Give me a kiss.
I've seen this woman.
Uh, around Old Lyme?
Yes. He seems to go wherever I go.
Well, you have to say hi to him. Maybe you can be friends.
I think the cap will be strange at this time.
Mmm, she probably thought the same thing.
Mmm, oh Yesus.
There are those damn magazine Arrivee.
They can all suck my red rocket.
Ted is, James.
How are you, sir? How are you?
Come here, come here. Thank you very much.
Okay, focus, focus.
Ooh, my face is very hot. I do not like powder.
They look great. The house looks very nice.
More families. Like family.
This is where I play, "How can I commit suicide?"
Because I could not get out of this room.
Nice. Something like this, James?
[LAUGH]
It was a joke suicide.
This really is a strange position for me.
[MOANING]
[LAUGH]