Fifteen years ago in Tromaville,
New Jersey, the Toxic Chemical Capital of the world
Melvin Fyrd singer child, 98 weakening
teased teasing, and other bad things,
until he falls into a barrel toxic chemical waste
Turn it into a very creepy disabled creature
size and super strength;
Melvin becomes The Toxic Avenger, first superhero from New Jersey!
Then two really annoying sequels are made... sorry about that
This is the real sequel.
Okay kids, today we will celebrate our special friend under the border
We will celebrate Mexico for lunch.
Can we say that? Mexico.
Very very good.
That's where hard work is. The Mexicans take a nap during the day.
Just like us?
Just like us. Just like us.
Tito, what do you think is young?
Listen to bitch, iust because I tard
does not mean that you have to treat I like one.
But because I'm special, "I'm not
That's right taco. Can you say tacos?
Taco.
Alright, you really made you fall
Fuck this guy, I'm out of here.
What do you think you are doing, young man?
I tried teaching classes here.
What kind of man are you
This type.
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To bring you this very special report.
Good people like we have other things
You took this one I did the last three.
The terrorist group in question, Diaper Mafia,
has taken the Tromaville School For
We will go live now to Tromaville School for the Special
where is our correspondent Cindy Tata I'm
Tromaville Newman police chief on this topic.
Stick with us now break where Josh Levitsky is our own will share some of their delicious recipes for butternut squash.
Oooh, bro, I like that That's good
Like the living Martha Stewart But isn't she still alive?
Nigga, please
Chief Newman, what causes Mafia diapers
terrible acts of violence
All right, uh, ah, there are no comments.
I can't believe this is happening
You ask me, these diaper mafias are punks ale
What is the use of this shipment reply to school in the first place?
All right, Tex, time to kill another Yes, father.
Chief Newman, Mafia Diaper says they will execute a special student every half hour until their demands are met.
Very?
But it's been at least 35 minutes since.
forget it
Well, that is very embarrassing happened in
Bring Mexicans to lunch and so on.
You heard that, pig, did you hear that? You
Did you hear that?
A tard dies every five minutes except it
Do you understand ?!
Got it?
I'm working on it, really I did it.
Please don't shoot again from them.
I mean those special kids.
Fucking damn it! I'm sick and is tired of saliva and whining them!
Now why when I overtake my pants, is it social carelessness?
But when a tard jerks his pants,
A handsome nurse wipes his butt for him, huh?
He raises his head to his buttocks.
Tex, Tex, Tex check it out! Pregger pi-ata! HA HA HA!!
Hey hey, you already have your head up your ass Upset
Fuckin people
That's what separates us from pussies like the Trenchcoat Mafia,
Mafia Top Flat, and Mafia No-Pants.
Don't you hear what Kazinski said? Fucking tard.
Weapon! Not!
Mayor Goldberg, how do you feel? that
Try not to be sad about the five that are dead
Think about hundreds of students who are still alive, still breathing,
and let's pray to end all this murder and chaos and rubbish
Let's pray. Let's pray.
Release the phone!
Let's pray, goddammit!
you too.
Oh sir, in your divine wisdom, please find it in your heart
to end this murder and dirt and rubbish and garbage.
Oh, and please help us to get it again once again ok?
Thank you very much God, and amen.
Amen.
Dye-a-nu
Thank you God here What makes you so
I have to change. It takes a while.
Yes, fine. Alright, kid, wait a minute, all
I got a True Real Bikini TV crew here.
Request for Diaper Mafia has not been issued, however,
speculation has begun for motivation behind unreasonable attacks
on the body of students who are mentally weak.
What do you think, Nick?
I have to go hard This metal music, Jason.
Aah, interesting.
But what about selling it? video game Kill all retards?
It could be a factor, Jason
But we can't forget it rap music
Very popular with children. l Personally, I'm not a fan of rap music.
I think you can put the letter c in front of rap and just say you know what.
I don't think you should go that far.
Not a fan.
I think you will go too far.
Not a fan.
Alright, I guess I've already set it You know I think the worst part is that we will never know Well that won't stop me from casting me
Of course, of course it can't be violent; r_J
Oh God no.
I mean we can broadcast death and tragedy,
In his heart, and I thought you would do it back to this
I will support you.
We will never glorify it.
You like that, don't you hinder?
Hello, Tex, Samantha Chambers, _ Really Real Bikini TV.
This is my obesity sidekick that is not healthy.
I mean, cameraman, Joe.
Good Samantha, looks like I don't want to have to scratch you for weapons.
Hey, listen to women, I didn't call you here to fuck you
I called you here because It's really a Real Bikini TV show
number one show in America.
Now tell fat there to turn on the camera.
I'll show you something. Well.
You see this bitch here
Wasting excellent tax money trying to "teach" that is not teachable.
And if there is one thing diaper Mafia hates more than RETARDS,
it's a genetic traitor
Now, I'll show you what we did for bitches like that
_ger, 01 = 1 1 = 04 = 21, 01 = 1 1 = 08 = 25, Tromaville's size and super power.
If it's Avenger Toxic, where is it
Fatass ward and sidekick?
This is Lardass, punk!
Let's fight.
Toxie raises her head.
I raised my head to my ass.
Children, ducks! Duck! No no no no!
Toxie
No, you can't kill me Toxie.
You see the timing device that exploded on my chest?
You see a bomb there in the corner?
Kiss your school goodbye.
God!
Five seconds a my heart stops this school is okay
but the tard dies and the scent burns.
Hey!
That's right! Kazinski says you want to be here Oh that's right!
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In the first place, huh?
He understands the world is full Don't know cattle that need
heading to the new millennium with new orders
And the first step in the process is to
genetically strange and unlucky mutations! Ha-ha-heh-heh.
That's not a good thing to say.
Excuse me, Miss Wiener Toxie, you're always my best student
Thank you!
No toxie Don't let your Tromatons control
Tromatons?
Think of Toxie, if his heart stops the bomb will explode!
Aaaaagh! re-enter Aaaaaaagh!
Ugh, it's gone, good as new! Oh darn it
Come on Toxie, let's take these kids from
This building will explode!
This bomb is now armed. Detonation on T
This will be easier if I have a mop.
Minus 5 seconds.
These drugs will blow my ass Whoa. What is it
Didn't your special helper tell you? Is the drug bad for you?
Fuck off super zero!
I really tried to act like all other cool cats my age.
Ahh! What's the benefit of Tox?
Now the deal, I can't standby and
I did not commit suicide Drugs killed my pain.
Being a teenager sucks.
Um, okay
Being a backward teenager sucks. Drugs make it less sucking.
You are quite articulate for a special drug.
What is articulatit
Ahhh! Ummm! Come on!
There is no toxie The church and the state must remain separate!
God! Lardass, I have to go pregnant
Action sausage nunchuks Style Deli
T minus 3 seconds.
Oh, hurry up, toxie! What do you feel what time is it
Oh yes, yes, YEAH! Ugh. Ooooh. Ungh.
Oh Toxie, in my eyes blind you're the most beautiful man in the world.
I can't believe it's not butter!
You know Sarah, I have a good feeling about sex that we have now I really thought I made you pregnant Oh! What time is it now?
Oh! Melvin what happened to you?
I know you are very excited the results of the pregnancy test no?
Umm yeah that's Sarah
No Sarah has to go back to school, Special children are in trouble
What else am I Melvin? I feel like a giant ovary
weighing one hundred and ten pounds meat attached to Allah!
Sarah, what are you saying?
Not at all. I love you.
Well I don't seem to understand why can't Lardass do some
I am me, I'm ",", " ", ":": _., ". I made him my country many years ago, I promised him that we would be partners.
I know he's a big boy now really,
a very big boy now but he is right not to defend Tromaville himself.
You go to your Lardass! Maybe he will do it
I love you Sarah. Yes.
Toxie is here
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D why not? Are you there to help Toxic Avenger?
I am a New York City police officer This is not my jurisdiction
besides that Toxie suggests that I stay here and stake out the area.
Yes because I can take care of everyone here with my amazing oriental superpowers
and everyone must be safe outside with me behind this fence.
I think you should really come here
T minus 2 seconds.
Toxie, Toxie! The bomb will explode!
T minus 1 second.
Thank God for my emergency beans
Come on kids.
Let's go, we have no time to waste! We have to evacuate the building.
You die. You? You die.
Let's go from here! Come on, let's go, move it!
T minus O seconds, the bomb will now explode
Thank you for shopping at Kmart.
Lardass, what are you doing? We have to get out of here!
There's no Melvin, there's no time!
There are too many people in the building, we will never be able to get it out.
Lardass, no! Don't eat the bomb
Lardass, NO!
Even your super stomach can't help it! Not!
What I have done
It's okay, Toxie, baby love you
Speak for yourself, biotch. Fuck this guy,
I'm out of here Out of my way of pussies.
Oh Lardass! My friend.
Alright, ready, aim,
making weapons go bang.
Alright, go on, Rer dia and be very careful.
A thick bastard is dangerous.
Get in the car !!
Oh? Well. I think I owe you thanks.
Don't mention it boss, I'm just glad I decided to survive.
You can't trust school kids lately
Crack the deal?
Sgt. NYPD settlement what are you talking about?
Sgt? NYPD? What?
Huh?
What's wrong with you, Noxie?
Do you sell cracks or do you smoke it
Huh?
Dirt! Wait at Noxie!
Noxie?
Do you see that? That is a stop sign!
Oh!
Searching!
What
They are police!
What's wrong with you Noxie?
You think you've never done it before chased by the police before.
I haven't Everyone returns, everyone returns, Just relax, keep calm.
Toxie are you okay What happened there?
Hey medics, go here, Take Toxie to the emergency ward.
Are you okay?
Come here!
Keep returning everyone He is armed.
What did you do to the principal?
Wow! Go toxie
Toxie, what can trigger this?
devil attack on Tromaville residents
There are no damn comments.
This is how some of my hands go down.
YES!
Any final statement?
Close your fucking cake hole!
This doesn't look good.
No, no fuckin 'looks good.
We have to do something What do you do? Did you see what he just did to that damn head?
Fuck that, I'm leavin '. Are you comin '
Yes, fine.
Fagot 1 meets homo 2. Bingo!
Say no so Toxie, say no.
That's how Hold this fat ass. Oopsie daisy!
Comes at 1 1 = OO, Toxie kills almost everyone in Tromaville
And our own Josh Levinsky jiggy with it
Wait for Noxie, I can't miss this.
Kabukiman! It's U's illegal turn!
Old Lady is dead in front!
This is an American car.
Every time they turn 25 feet in the air and fall,
they explode! Let's leave here.
God. Oh Toxie!
Toxie, kids choose this for you.
Ah, go fuck yourself. Toxie
What happened here?
What happened was indeed the event you witnessed,
has proven my theory of traits that are truly fragile
from the space-time continuum.
Nurse.
Chalkboard
Perfect.
As you can see clearly, for each dimension,
there is the opposite of that dimension. When two explosions
The same mass occurs simultaneously,
barrier between Tromaville, and that's the dimension of the doppelganger,
Amortville, shortened for a moment. This violation causes Toxic Avenger,
and his evil crime Actors make sense to each other.
Now, that's pretty good for people who are wrinkled up disabled, who can't get it.
That's bad luck. I don't need to take this bullshit from you
My erectile dysfunction has occurred resolved see Modern blessing
The magic of the penis planted it solely Take some squeezing from my scrotum
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Now go here and I'll show you wrinkles.
Unzip me, and you will be happy to launch it
I'm dead, but my crazy theory lives on.
_ey Noxie! Where has it been Long time no see
Hey Noxie, want some of this?
Ah no, thank you Thank you for the offer but no.
What is this crime, evil place?
Toxie Good work at my friend's school. Do you need a ride somewhere?
Grandma, grandmother, grandmother, grandmother, grandma, grandmother, grandmother
How can I suck on this gap? without pipe bad luck?
Fuck from Spazmo, that's the problem.
But, but, but the agreement is all three from you to stone and rod
Look, look, look, you managed to solve it right, right? Now, go smoke your poop,
and get out of here We will try not to make love to him
is too bad for you, okay Ma'am but but, that's not the deal
That's it. Now I will have it makes you weird
Stop that now.
Hey, hey Noxie. What happens to humans You want to help us beat back people people? Or you, why do you want to help us rap her?
Yes, yes.
Didn't you study your lesson last time? l Disemboweled you, pushed your head
up your ass, and kill you with your own diaper?
What? What? Hah?
I don't think so.
Sweet, you're fine
Bad boys try to touch me. Bad boys, bad kids
They leave now, everything is fine. Keep calm and love.
What's your name, little girl?
Dear darling
Uh, okay Do you know where you live? We have to take you home.
I tried but, my house is gone. 1 122 Maplegrove Rd. Tromaville, New Jersey.
As Grandma said, and it's gone.
And you? What are you doing?
Looking for a crack pipe. Like what did I do?
It seems like you sell Sweetie Honey for drugs!
And it seems like I saved you from a severe beating.
What are you doing here, and where is your house?
Man, I don't have a house. I am a loner. And Sweetie's house is gone,
like he said
That's ridiculous. Come on, Sweetie Honey.
Look at the kids, this is the dump, where I said that.
Now we will enter my hut and call your parents
Parents? No parents, mother and father died and then Aunt Em brought me in,
But Aunt Em hit me too much at that time too good woman took me to grandma.
Now, we will call anyone, and Sarah will make you lunch, and
Where is my hut? It is here.
See? I told you.
I don't think we are in Tromaville again Toto
Tito, my name is Tito.
Whatever.
What will you do now, Mr. Kingshit?
I don't know I really don't know.
I'm hungry. You said that will have lunch
I'm really really hungry You want to have lunch too
No, see I'm an addict, so I don't need to eat But my son is thirsty,
Do you have whiskey or liquor?
Here you go kids, something to eat and drink.
Eww, dirty This whiskey feels like it's like a pregnant woman's urine What kind of sandwich is this?
Congratulations you're pregnant You know, I don't know why
advertisements, they say this Pregnancy tests are difficult to read,
this seems pretty clear to me 01 = 31 = Ol = 20.01 = 31 = 09 = 1 O, we succeeded! me:
A father?
Yes, I made a baby.
Baby!
Yes
I love babies.
Yes! Yes! Ha ha ha!
Wait a minute, wait a minute
I have to find Sarah.
I have to. } w to go home. 01 = 31 = 23 = 1 O, 01 = 31 = 24 = 1 O, l goes
You have to make me lunch
Good. I will find out how to take us home,
I'll give you lunch.
And uh. Lunch.
And you two live here. Stay here?
Stay here. Here?
Yes, it's much safer here.
This is dangerous and unexpected out there.
So I live here and I will return as soon as possible, okay? Goodbye
Stay here, stay here, stay here
Who is the Poisonous Avenger who thinks he is? My parents? Fuck this place,
I'm out of here
No! Tito, you can't go The word Toxie to stay here He is there,
and you are there and we have to stay here Tito, no,
Because I don't want to be alone. Causes of Toxies go there,
and you go there and I have to stay here
and mother and father run away,
and Aunt Em are really bad, and Uncle Bobby is really evil I don't want to be alone! Tito I don't want to be alone!
Tito is back! Back!
Good. You gave me stomachache in my brain
If you don't want to be lonely You must come with me but I am responsible I made a choice here.
Kay.
Let's go. I am responsible.
Thank you Tito. Will you hold my hand No.
It's okay. Please hold my hand You know Toxie used to think so You are one of the namby pamby people
pussy-footin 'mother fucker. You know one of those bloody hearts
a hero who always makes' my work difficult
But you are actually a bad person. Are you okay.
Thank you.
Uh oh. You should divide the Toxie. This press conference is about you.
L'll hang around and see what's the problem,
then we will meet at your house later. Lasts.
My place? Go away.
Oh lick my ball. Mother fucks Jesus denied H. Christ. Fuck.
I never trusted Toxie! Yes!
I know he's bad from day one! Yes!
That's my husband you're talking about. He loves you!
Bullshit We all love Chief Newman. Face it! Toxie is crazy!
Yes!
Wait! Wait for everything
Toxie saved me and my unborn child from a bomb Toxie is a hero!
Hero's not double amputate police chief
and throwing twelve-year-old kids onto a brick wall!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Please. Please. Calm people. Let's go down to God's work.
We all see Toxic Avenger killing, not only our belolda police chief,
but also innocent people.
So, we have to bring it in. For questions
Not shot by some people vigilante groups.
Fear not citizens!
I have gathered the only team capable of bringing him in Super Heroes, united one and all, to protect Tromaville
And I'm grateful for that.
Now to introduce it
first, leave your hands and give applause to The Vibrator.
Hhhhhhhhi!
Yes!
Our superhero then protects creatures from the sea.
Please give warm Tromaville welcome to Dolphin Man!
Unfortunately, there isn't much water Here Dolphin Man is very useless.
But, we have someone who is stronger, stronger, far more handsome.
Who will they bring next? A cow walking upright?
Welcome to crazy cowboys Jesus Christ!
Now, when super rock star Mastur G
and a little polite Sex offender John Bator
Go to the wrong elevator little do they realize that they will do it appears as one person
a man who can fight crime with
Dumb and bad rhythmic sliding.
Please give a warm welcome to join Mastur G and John Bator
Masturbator
Yes yes. I'm a masturbator, is a strange palm god
Egg eggs 01 = 42 = 20 = 25.01 = 42 = 23 = 10, see Here he comes, here it is,
This is in Tromaville. Yes, ooh, ooh hoo. Here I go, huh.
And now, last but not least, man to defeat the man,
crflme de la crflme
biggest superhero of all welcome Sgt NYPD settlement
Thank you mayor Thank you very much, sir. Thank you.
I want to convince every citizen from Tromaville
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How stupid.
Why, I can take him away my heat is looking for chopsticks,
or, or I can strangle him with me computerized 16 bites of sushi,
or burn him, burn him with me pyro umbrella projectiles.
I have a lot more to take it out, but I don't think it will be needed,
Toxie will enter alone. He just had a bad day.
We all have bad days! You know, Maybe we don't go around tearing
from the hands of the police chief, and bash the priest and the police in the head with
Thank you!
He may be bi-polar. Abraham Lincoln bi-polar and what did he do?
He freed the slaves.
So you see, if we sit down, relax,
everything will come to a peaceful conclusion of Kabuki
Thank you Kabukiman, you can also see Tromaville is in very capable hands.
This concludes our press conference.
Now, when you have already been there wait = puppet show.
Damn iron balls, pesky grass, fucking road, damn fence,
fucking fat girl
Toxie Toxie, I'm the biggest fan !!
That's great.
Even simple crack whores like me, Work through art schools,
can appreciate aspects that are better than you.
Where is my house?
Maybe we should follow the signs.
Hmm, Toxie's Shack
Plastic palace.
That's me
That's wrong.
Stop! Hold it!
Oh shit! There is one arm. Oh dear baby
Oh yeah. Look at that. Oh, he understands
She's a little boy.
You see that gripping us with a mop?
I don't know, man, but he must be ugly!
Let's go there, let's go!
He is getting closer.
Oh no, he was bumping into the back of the car Stop, you Stop the car!
What's the shit !? What we will do?
What will we do? Will you say something
Aaaah! I'm scared, I'm afraid!
Stay away from me, please,
I'm just a kiddin '! Please don't, don't attack me!
Hey ugly, ugly
come here!
Wow, I'm really sorry for you Iost your body.
It's an ugly ok hero, it's sick but I'm experiencing worse.
You know black men in America are used to not having anyone behind them.
I don't think I have anyone
Hey, what will we do? The crazy donkey boy is there?
Well, I know what we can do with that mutha fucker
White power! White power! White power!
Hey boy I brought you a present White power! Hey, don't you recognize me?
White power! White power! What are you doing?
That was fun. Thank you again for saving my life is super guy Hey my name'sPompey.
Nice to meet you Pompey, I got toxie. Sorry.
Now here we are Pompey,
Plastique Palace.
Oh yeah dude, you don't have to give me playing with playing,
I bring my body back.
Will do.
Mr. Breaker Huh?
Oh, I thought you were checking out the hot dog factory today
This is not a penis implant, right?
No no No!
I mean, um no! Everything is good with implants uh penis.
But are you going to fix my friend here?
Oh hey, how come there?
Pretty bad.
I can hear the bitch! Who are you calling bad?
Get the head fucking me from this bag here and just give me
my body is back fine
I think we can take care of it!
Thank you!
Is that what you are doing here? Give me a new body. I mean building me one.
Think you can give me one of them bionic bodies or something.
Bring a new body for me?
Hotdog section Yes ma'am.
Do you make a brother a hotdog? You're lucky I don't have my legs!
L'd kick your ass!
I'm very hungry. I'm really hungry Ok ok. You are very annoying!
No wonder everyone hates retarded people!
I'm very hungry. Hungry hung hungry hunger ry.
Hey, let's go to the office and make love!
Let's get some hot dogs.
Hot dog! I really like hot dogs, Hot dogs.
Aaaah! Help me! Help me!
So that's how they make hot dogs. Dirty.
I never eat a hot dog again.
Take me out of this bucket of body parts and help me find my real body.
Help me, oh God!
Hey buddy
can you take some changes for particle physicists work?
Lardass?
Lardass!
Fuck, Mr. Lumpyhead!
I can't believe you live! I thought you were dead First of all, my name is not Lardass,
That's Chester I hate the implication.
Second, I wish I was dead. Hah?
I am a scientist, one of the biggest in the world,
and now I'm reduced to the biggest supporter in the world Without my Claire, life has no meaning.
Hey, that's my wife!
Is that what you call him?
So you really aren't my Lardass?
I'm not Lardass, I'm Chester!
I'm a common street whore who happens to know
key to travel between dimensions.
Travel between dimensions?
Ability to travel between dimensions
And then Claire I was kidnapped, by your thugs, the evil of God.
Then I gave up the project, gave up my life when I found out.
But what do you care about? For me I'm a small piece of human waste Another life was destroyed by your divine government.
Another story to tell your cronies while sitting in your house
Get there 4 blocks on the right.
What's the problem? My lips are not sweet enough for your toxic testicular nematodes?
Don't worry, Chester, I'll be back.
Now when you come back You should bring cash or pastries
or you won't be able to touch this ass.
Melvin, is that you? I heard what happened at school today.
Can you hear?
Of course I can hear it.
I'm really worried about you.
ARer all, we soon become babies need daddy
And look at the little baby clothes I succeeded, there was even a little mop.
Wait. You are pregnant
Alright, I'm pregnant.
Melvin,
your hand,
they are so.
Oooh, your male chest, it's not too male anymore.
Umm, I've eaten a lot of melons lately
Oooh, Melvin! Somehow your wiener has magically turned into a vagina.
What happened around here?
Take it easy. Oooow!
This is good for our relationship,
This is good for babies.
Yes, fine. Whooo!
Yes, good for babies, baby I don't know what Noxie see on this bitch, anyways.
Ass is much sweeter than hers! Where _
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Release me, you
Masochist cock chugging!
Look at you astray, I can go down!
Woo, okay, it's time for rough things. I will be here, Noxie.
I'm sorry, lady.
Claire, wake up, wake up, Claire. Rise up and shine, come on.
Don't worry, we'll get you out of here here at a glance.
Wow!
Hey!
Wait a minute,
You can see
Of course I can see, stupid.
You are deaf
What is this, the like? Blast!
I hope I take the sign language class at Tromaville Community College.
Alright. I can read lips, You stupid stupid stupid fool!
What's the matter Why not I raped me and hit me hit me
as usual, you are perverted!
Fill my brown starfish with a chunky chunky dick snail.
Come on, come on and do it now. Come and finish it.
No no. Hold, hold, you don't understand
Yes. Oooooh, huh.
Firefighter
This is explosive.
Well, now women all warm up,
Is your starfish ready for my chunky snot?
God,
remove the thing from me!
Where did you go?
Where did the beautiful woman go?
You will find everything answers to all your questions
Listen, that's not what you can't, but I'm married Will you go down !?
I tried, damn it!
Claire Claire
Look at Claire, look, I know I might look like that Noxie character,
but I'm not him I'm really different.
What is it, what am I doing? something is wrong? Am I a bad girl?
You will do whatever you want.
Don't hurt me anymore!
Chester sent me Chester?
I'm your father now
It's better, nothing else. _ Jehovah's Witnesses.
Fuck off! Oh, you are.
Toxie, I have a little proposition for you.
Did you say we went up a little?
Good. Wait, can we stop for ice cream?
Hey, hold it there, Noxie!
What's wrong with you? You
and now what? Be sure of 'sex slaves out for a romantic dinner
I don't know what happened to you, but that's not true Now why don't you take the prostitute? back to the hole where he is
and come with me We have something to discuss.
What is this?
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Run Run Claire!
I know that.
I knew something was wrong. You aren't the real Noxie aRer all, right?
That's possible,
But I know Sgt. NYPD settlement and you sir there is no Sgt, NYPD settlement.
In the special section about lesbians entitled
Strappin 'and get Get there.
Lord, Jesus, Mary, you are up there. This is me, Mayor Goldberg of Tromaville.
Rootin 'around.
Hey, I know where I will be at 1 1. Hey, that's a TV promise!
I really need you King, I need a sign, just a sign,
iust to show that you are here for the people of Tromaville.
Help God, there's a sign is just a sign Please sign anything
Oh well, thank you for taking time to listen
I feel better to ask. Amen.
Come at 1 1 o'clock, Mayor Goldberg comes out Toxie enters
Toxie Toxie
What? Who is there?
Listen, my name isn't Mister Head, man,
it's Pompey Oh, Pompey, this is very
nice to meet you. My name is Tito.
How are you doing, Tito?
Pompey, let's make a deal. Uh huh.
If you chew my rope,
I won't let you be a meat product, okay?
Damn, that sounds like a plan to me,
Chewing, chewing, Pompey! Chew like the wind!
Chew Pompey, but fast or not
becoming Pompey headcheese...
What is not the principal, no!
Almost.... All right, understand Let's take me, take me Fuck this guy, I'm out of here.
Me too! Me, too! Helps! Me, too! Me, too!
Ok, ready, here it is.
No! No, no, no!
What I do
You're a retarded navel!
You'd better donkey there
and help the backward girl.
You go girl! You hit it!
Hit him again He will survive that.
You got it, retarded girl.
Finish it.
Come on, we have to get out of here Deadlock. Dead end. Dead end.
Toxie, we have to go.
Oh no, no, no. What happened?
Arrival of the Settlements We must go.
Come on, let's go, let's go Jump, chicken. Come on, come on.
I don't want to leave I don't want to leave. Go
Cursing.
Damn they are very slowly escaping
Oh, Fuck'em.
Tromaville news in March
Mayor of Goldberg, liberal Tromaville
kubla khan, died at 52.
What happens to Tromadu?
Tromadu!
What will happen with the majestic
The dome of the pleasure he built with
money tax payers
Tromadu, where humans and animals play,
and women play with each other.
Tromadu, a paradise for the artsy
and for fendery,
and who can forget
interpretative dancer
People let everything hang out in one of the famous skulls
party party
The newest Mayor of Tromaville.
Mr. Toxie, how do you find culture
conditions in Tromaville?
With difficulty.
Hey Toxie, what are you doing this?
Easy in the eyes of Jackson Pollack-esque
painting here
Oh,
Well, I guess everyone is a critic.
Look at these young lovers, enioying
abundant enjoyment in Tromadu.
I can die in this breast.
Right on target! Cupid attack again.
So is Toxie.
That's what I call faceliR. Looks good, Toxie.
In Tromadu, Toxie is always at the forefront of elections,
or pole in the head.
Whoopsie daisy.
Uh oh, the party above said Toxie.
Wow. It looks like Toxie's is really tuckered out Uh, what's on your face, Toxie? Nose blood
Toxie promises his first action as the mayor will kill
all those arrogant superheroes, especially Kabukiman.
Oh my God, we are destined. We are hurt.
We will die.
Wait, we got all the chickens, that's about the time we did some bad assin assin '.
That's very good, Masturbator,
but damn it. I will not die, not in Jersey.
Now I'm out of here. MOOOOOO!
God, I never thought about it like that before
Now let's save Tromaville.
Yes!
Go Cowboy is crazy. Go Dolphin Man.
Going masturbator Speed it up Vibrator.
I am cominggggggg !!!!
The homo kabuki ran away.
I kicked his butt well.
I think it needs
well I guess that
I guess
I think that will solve it.
L, Sgt. NYPD settlements are a failure. I suck
My arm is broken.
My legs are all messed up.
And I have to pee like a racehorse.
Where is the hospital?
Aaaaww shite!
This isn't a fucking hospital!
Hey, is there a pisser here?
Because 'I have to urinate really. Yes I did
geez,
who can do something like that for the helpless,
beautiful,
hot, A very attractive woman like that?
I have to,
I have to release him, huh.
Here I come, Kabukiman to save him.
Wait there the girl is in trouble.
Your hero will arrive soon, to save.
I'm here to save you Just take this node.
Undo this node.
This node
This is not easy.
Got a pie.
See you tomorrow?
Okay, alright, who is next?
Claire is you?
Oh Chester.
Claire! I am dead!
I die without your love.
I dream of you every night.
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rape, torture, holing corn The Noxie robber told me to go past me.
Ohhhh.
Oh dear, I saw him doing it on your face That doesn't matter now.
What's important is me here
with you.
Oh Chester!
Ooh yeah
I keep cheese for you, Claire.
You've been waiting for cut cheese for a long time, Claire.
Oh Claire, I love you You're pregnant Ha ha ha!
That's a great doctor!
You are pregnant with two babies.
Two babies !?
From what seems to be two different fathers.
And that doesn't make sense!
That must be so good
and crime
Right.
What can I do about the doctor?
Well I'm glad you asked that question.
Nurse?
Oh beautiful, iust like that. Thank you.
What I have done is extracting the actual fluid from the feti in your body.
This is a good liquid, this is an evil liquid
You can know because the color is red.
Now, in your body you have to make a choice because both are right, they struggle, fight, fight
The choice is very simple and clearly yours Either A, you can choose to explode, or B, you can choose to cancel.
Explode or cancel What is done?
I have to think about it, Doctor.
Reflect not too long because actually You only have about two or three hours
Melvin, where are you !?
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Forgive me but the doctor Still in the topless bar,
uh, I mean appointment. Choose life or death! Choose life or death!
Choose life or death!
Choose to live or die!
Woah, this must be hot here today.
Hello? Excuse me,
is this the line for family planning?
No?
Burn in hell, abortion prostitute!
At least this sweet soft rain will cool everything today
God!
Oh my goodness, my dear, look at you!
Quickly we have to make you tAPAP. 02 = 1 6 = 55 = 1 5.02 = 1 6 = 51 = 1 O, Be careful. We! Okay dear
Well, I'm really only here to weigh my choice Options? Oh we have many choices!
Let's see, we first open the vagina with this speculum,
and taking this instrument, is a bit like a harpoon,
and we can enter and enter Why, what's wrong, my dear?
I think I will give birth.
Geez, we better cancel haste, Doctor Cassidy!
What seems to be a problem, Miss Scraper?
This young woman needs de-foetused, stat!
Ah, good choice, my dear. And much better for children,
I'm sure you will agree.
Now let's take a little listen a little, ok
Wow, me, me, that is alive, is not it?
That damn speculum, I told you put that mother fucker!
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If you have an case for speculum
Next.
My anus My dear!
Call a doctor!
Tromvale Abortion Clinic, can I help you?
I'm sorry but the doctor Iust died of rectal bleeding.
Do you like the voicemail?
It's okay.
It's okay Toxie.
Seeing! I said that he would be here!
Claire says she knows You will be here at this dump!
That's the only place I know.
We want to thank you again, for bringing us back together.
Yes, thank you.
So come on, let's get out of here I mean I'm included here in a garbage dump garbage and rotting food.
You seem to have forgotten something.
I am a physicist. When I say that will get you out of here,
I mean this dimension!
Come on.
Let's go. We go
My scientific friend has just been killed in a strange accident,
Travel.
I hope you don't mind the mess.
Um, no, I didn't even realize it.
Now let's go back to Tromaville.
I thought I got it, Toxie.
I have found the key to travel between dimensions In this case you rarely read scientific books.
Please tell me no involves exploding
a school full of special children.
No, this is much simpler.
You see Toxie, you have the power home all the time.
This will help you find your way.
Oy gevalt
Ooooh.
The operating procedure is quite simple
All you have to do is think about the house and click your heel three times.
You might have to try this more than once.
Travel between dimensions is not an exact science.
You might find yourself in Heaven.
Or you might find yourself in a pornographic porn 1910.
Ready?
Upsy daisy.
Come on, Tito. Come on, Tito, jump up.
I'm not leaving.
What do you mean you don't go?
Tito, come on, we have to go back to
We are not included here.
I am not included anywhere.
But as long as there are people like mabuki evil pagoop
Settlements running around, I have to stay and protect Amortville residents.
I have become a Retarded Carrier!
Don't forget about your sidekick, Pompey,
headless wild mother in all Amortville.
I want you to have this, to remember Lardass.
Actually, Tito, already makes me proud
My man I will miss you,
Avenger is poisonous.
I will miss you too, Tito.
Yes, can I have my blanket?
Ready?
There is no place like Tromaville. There is no place like Tromaville.
Uh Oh What is it?
Owch Ow Ooh! I have never felt
Cutting!
Alfred Jones Leukemia
Jeffrey Smith
Alcoholism
Bill Gullow
Polio
God, I think they found medicine for that one
Godammit! Good is good
Every time they come with the medicine for one disease,
I came with something even more deadly!
AIDS. Well, that's great!
AIDS!
God? Yes, what do you want?
We want to go home.
You bastard! What do you want to go home?
This is heaven This is the best place around!
Good.
God, I think this is Toxic Avenger, he's from Tromaville.
All right, you can go back to Tromaville,
But you have to do two help for me! Uh huh.
First, you have to kick the ass out of all the murderers and child rapists!
Yes.
And, you tell the pope, stop talking about me, he doesn't know me : '_,' _, ': _:, :::: _, _', 'i,:,' :: I 1I_ ' _I _1_, _' _I:, _: "I: _, _ ,,: '::, _: I _
Eh, yes sir, get out of here.
Alright God You are amazing
All other superhuman heroes must be dead. Now I have a Toxie hut,
We drink, we get some bimbo On the way, everything is good.
There is no place like Tromaville. There is no place like Tromaville.
Noxie he will kill Oh what am I doing?
I have the weirdest dream! And Sgt. Your NYPD settlement is there
Unless you're evil and you kick my ass.
And you!
You are not there
And you!
You aren't there either.
Who are you Do you do in my hut?
Don't hurt me.
Kabuk, where is Sarah? What is going on? What happened to you?
Toxie
Toxie is really you? Is that what you really are?
Yes it's me.
Oh thank God,
Hey, you have to stop yourself, your evil version
You're crazy My evil version?
Dear darling
Then it's not a dream!
Where is Sarah?
I saw it at the hospital.
He was kidnapped by the evil one Toxic Avenger, your evil one, and
Wait, you don't want to go there. Everything is tightly closed now
and they get a lot of bodyguards and they all know kung fu and
Ok, ok
We have to get another hero from Tromaville and the hospital storm!
They are all dead.
Are they all? Yes.
Even Dolphin Man?
Oh yeah.
Okay, alright then Until we are both.
Come on, let's go
Ok, I'll catch up with you I'll be there. Only will
What's your name?
Dear darling I'm too big a girl.
Oh yeah, you like this like a drink?
Yes, against my child, Fight!
How long is it !?
I'm not sure Very good. If you need me, I will be like that in the snack bar has nachos.
Kazinsky, we might have a problem.
What is that? I'm because of my nose job.
I think Toxie is good again!
What bad luck Toxie, come in! The word Videhauffer you have turned away is good again What is that?
Go check it out.
And make sure whatever he is talking about about not making it to this floor!
We have to find Sarah!
If there is only a giant map like they have in the mall.
Tromaville Hospital!
Oh hello
let's see, I'm here
and Noxie are here
and uh let's see here
armed guards who want to kill me are here
Oh no! Now I have AIDS!
I have to get out of here.
Toxie
You blow up a school filled with special children What's in your head Let's find out right?
Sarah!
No.
Not only will I kill you, I will rape your virgin ass first.
No!
I don't have to fill my body with plastic and silicone!
My eyes are real!
Do it!
My cock is real And my large intestine is real and my large intestine is real.
And my pancreas is real!
And my duodenal ulcer is real!
Most important
so is my heart Stewy?
Bozo?
Melvin?
I am you I am you Give me a hug! Oh Melvin.
Oh you are beautiful
Sorry sorry sorry I'm sorry. I'm sorry What's wrong with you?
That is what I did with me. I'm from another
Don't you know that?
Give me some! Not.
That's it.
I'll be back, mother-fucker! If there is a sequel
I'll be back!
Sarah, it's okay baby, I'm here.
Oh Melvin, I'm glad you're back.
Doctor!
Anyone, someone?
O Lord
she's bleeding!
No, no, this is just dick tissue.
Hello? Hello?
Baby?
Tonight at 1 1 a bad toxie comes out Toxie is good in.
And congratulations on Toxie, we heard it was a man.
Hey, alright. Also at 1 1
will take some of our local super heroes shopping for tights.
She's beautiful, big, bouncing baby boy!
Sixty pounds and four ounces.
Oh, she's beautiful.
He looks like you!
Toxie Oh, hi Miss Wiener.
I really want to thank you for saving me and my beautiful baby Laqueesha.
He looks like his mother.
And I also brought something special students to say thank you too
Come on in kids.
Hi sweet.
Toxie
we made this award for you because you are an alumnus
from the Tromaville School for the Very Special
and you are very special Wow. Thank you child
And Toxie, I want you to have it emptiness for that baby,
Because I'm a very big girl now and I don't need it
Are you sure Just ask Sgt. Kabukiman.
Hey hey hey!
Hey! Sgt. NYPD settlement, my best friend
How are you feeling?
Not bad.
The doctor said my arms and legs should have been cured in a few weeks.
I can't wait to get Stitches removed from my anus.
Anus anal anus!
Knock knock.
Pompey, you have a new body, you're just not the head anymore
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Now we can talk about head and all that later,
but are you ready to meet you another new child
Wait a minute, another child?
Bad baby
I think a child is the same as his product any environment And I think we have enough love raising children as good children.
Now, if you think so, Melvin.
Yes, a true American family for the new millennium.
Awesome!
Now let's take a peek.
What?
Hey, cute kid.
Uh oh.
Toxie, Toxie, I can explain.
I'm drunk, he's tied.
I forgot the zipper.
Okay, later.
Because of the depletion of the ozone layer
and careless disposal dangerous nuclear waste
thousands of people find themselves trapped
in an evil parallel universe every year and the number increases.
This film is full of dedication to those who have lost their lives face down on their own evil doppelganger
So if you find yourself being pushed into an alternative reality look to the horizon one very disabled creature size and super strength
will be there
yes reader dear he will be there He is a poisonous Avenger.
And please don't forget to recycle your bottle and can
And I worship the dark God. Very?
Yes I do,
Can you be with and worship?
We did Actually this Sunday we have a calf massacre on the ninety-two Y road,
and our own Josh Levinsky will walk the cake running
and then we will sacrifice him.
Very? Yes.
That's amazing.