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<i>My name is Jay Baruchel.</i>

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<i>And I'm Eoin O'Callaghan.</i>

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<i>And we are Celtics supporters.</i>

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<i>At this moment
all around the world,</i>

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<i>there are tens of thousands
of Celtics supporters</i>

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<i>dressed in green and white,
cheering for the legendary club.</i>

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You watch one
Celtic game at home,

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and within the first
five minutes,

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you hear how
loud they are,

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you hear the songs
that they're singing,

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and if you have a pulse,
you get swept away.

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At least I did, y'know.

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I bought it hook,
line and sinker.

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Reporting for Fox Soccer Report,
I'm Eoin O'Callaghan.

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I used to host
a soccer show in Canada

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called Fox Soccer Report.

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And unbeknownst to me, Jay
watched the show all the time.

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There was this awesome show
called "Fox Soccer Report,"

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and it was sort of my
routine to end the day.

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Lo and behold, the sort of
best guy on there was this...

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was Eoin O'Callaghan.

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I'd seen Jay in
a couple of his films.

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I was a fan.

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I followed him on Twitter
and then he followed me back.

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Well, we figured,
why not hang out?

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Feels very much
like an online date,

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and you're always
hoping the other person

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is who they say they are.

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Hi, I wasn't Jay Baruchel.
I'm called Sandra.

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I live alone.
Here's my cat.

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- Jay Baruchel, buddy.
- Eoin O'Cal.

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How are you doing, man?

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My hand!
Good to see you.

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I, uh, I bought
you a gift.

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So that's a Mayo jersey.

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It came from where your
ancestors are from.

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I know!

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Yeah, to tap
into your ancestry.

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- Thank you, Eoin.
- No problem.

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I got to be responsible

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for introducing
Eoin O'Callaghan

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to poutine
and steamies.

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Oh, my God.

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That's as specifically Montreal
a meal as one can have.

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I also introduced
him to the Habs.

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Yes!
Ohh!

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I'm guessing that
was pretty good.

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Wicked!

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Just to get to watch
a Habs game with him,

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to get sort of infected
with this disease

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that is being a Habs fan.

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Yeah, I've often described
the Habs as like my religion.

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I tell people
my mom's Catholic,

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my dad was Jewish,
and I'm a Habs fan.

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Look at this guy.

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You're taking a photo of yourself
right now. That's what you're doing.

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Blackberry.
What do you want from me?

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You do it.

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If the Habs are a religion,

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then the Bell Centre
is the cathedral...

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and I'd argue the world
epicentre of hockey.

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To see this completely empty,
it's just like...

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Yeah, it feels like
when you go into a church

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in the middle of the afternoon,

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as opposed to during
Mass at nighttime.

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There is that holy quality
to it, isn't there?

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- Sacred.
- Yeah.

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There's a real connection
between the Catholic church

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and the Habs,
very similar

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to the Catholic church
and Celtic.

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A team will pick you,
you won't pick it.

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And when I saw Celtic,

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and I saw the hoops
and the shamrock...

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And I was like,
"What's this?

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This seems really
interesting."

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And given that
my mother's family

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emigrated to Canada
from Ireland generations ago.

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And then the same
difficulties

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that sent families
like mine away from Ireland

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to the new world
also sent a section

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of Ireland up to Glasgow.

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The fact that Celtic's borne
from the potato famine

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and that my family was
greatly affected by that,

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it seemed pretty clear that

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this is who I was
supposed to root for.

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I went to a tattoo parlour,
and he's like, "How big?"

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I said, "From about here,"
he's like, "Are you sure?"

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Whenever somebody asks me
if I know what I'm doing,

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my fragile male ego
kicks in,

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and rather than be like,

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"Oh, you know what?
You're right.

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"Maybe it should
be a bit smaller,"

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I was like,
"What? No. Bigger."

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And now I have basically
an Irish Yakuza tattoo

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on my arm.

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I introduced Jay to hurling,

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the Irish version of hockey.

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But it was never
meant to be played

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in the snowy streets
of Montreal.

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We got into
a really great conversation

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about Irish heritage

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and what Celtic means
to me and him,

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and I guess that
sparked something

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in the food processor that
is his brain, and he asked me,

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"Have you ever been
to see Celtic play?"

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I said, "No," and he said
maybe we could go see them,

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and on the way
explore my Irish roots.

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That's your map of Canada?

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Fuck, I'm totally
nailing this.

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Yours looks like
a chicken nugget.

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<i>A road trip...</i>

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<i>From Montreal to Dublin.</i>

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<i>Across the Galway
for a hurling game.</i>

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<i>Up the coast to Westport</i>

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<i>where my family comes from.</i>

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<i>Then over to Larne
for a ferry ride to Scotland.</i>

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<i>Up to Glasgow...</i>

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<i>Then Lennoxtown
to watch Celtic train.</i>

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<i>And finally Paradise.</i>

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That seems like
a plan to me.

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Yes, it does.

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- I'll see you in hell!
- Put it there!

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Crumlin.

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It's open!

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Hello, Crumlin?
It's Montreal.

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- Hey!
- How's it going, man?

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So... sorry, Jay,
this is my wife Lyndsey.

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- How are you?
- This is my dad, Brendan.

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Honour to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

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- And this is my mom Joan.
- How are you? You're frozen!

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- Yeah, take a seat, buddy.
- Thank you for having me.

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- Now I'm part of the family.
- That's it.

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You've been part of the family
unofficially for quite a while.

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For a while I've been a digital
part, internet part of the family.

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Jay, tell me
where are you off to,

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and what's Eoin's
involvement in this?

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That's a very good question.

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I'm taking your son...
We'll go to Galway.

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Hail, hail! Number one.

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And then we go to Mayo.

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And then we go up to...
Inniskillen?

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Very good.
You're going across the border?

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And then we go Larne Harbour,

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then we go over to Glasgow
to see Celtic play.

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Very good.

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How excited are you for that?

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Very, very excited, 'cause
they're my favourite team,

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and I've like only ever
seen them on TV.

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Well, you're not
taking my son from me.

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You're taking my son
from his wife.

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Fair enough.

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I'm taking your
husband and your son.

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Yeah, happy Valentine's Day.

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So hang on, hang on.
It gets better.

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We'll be together ten years
as well when you're on the road.

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So our ten-year anniversary,
my birthday, Valentine's Day.

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But she'll
enjoy it all the more

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because she'll be
thinking about him.

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Like, "Where are you today?"

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This guy knows.

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Absence makes
the heart grow fonder.

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So, when we were in Montreal,

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you were kind enough to
take me to your cathedral,

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home of the Habs,
the Bell Centre.

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But 'cause you're
in my country now,

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I get to bring you
to my cathedral,

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which is Croke Park.

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That's the biggest stadium
in the country

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and it was built
for amateur sport.

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Gaelic football
and hurling.

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Awesome.

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Nobody gets paid,

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not the players,
not the coaches.

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They just do it
for the love.

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That's incredible.

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- Here we are.
- There she is.

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This is hallowed
ground, Eoin?

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So much history
in here, buddy.

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- Holy shit.
- Look at the size of it.

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Fuck me.

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Ain't she something?

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She really is.

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- Yeah.
- This is amazing.

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This many seats
for Gaelic athletics.

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Well, you think of a summer day,

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you're watching the big game,

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it could be Gaelic football
or hurling,

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and the noise
just keeps getting louder

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and louder.

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How big is it?

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- Capacity's 82,000.
- Nice.

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I just wanted to
see if you knew it.

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Well, I think it's probably
like 80,361 or whatever.

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I could tell you exactly
what the Bell Centre is...

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81,273.

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It's not a competition, dude.

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Well maybe it is,
but this wins.

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- So screw you.
- It clearly does. This is incredible.

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<i>Out comes Ritchie Hogan</i>

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<i>with his back end towards
the aforementioned Walter Welch</i>

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<i>and Walter Welch
has a chance here...</i>

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<i>Lays it off to TJ Reid,
who scores!</i>

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This is the Vatican
of Irish sport.

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<i>Kilkenny have
retained their title</i>

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<i>and won another roll,
Ireland five all.</i>

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Is it like baseball?

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Are you allowed to keep the ball
if you catch it in the stands?

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Not really. You throw it back.

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And also it's like
the people around you

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would just be,
"Give the fucking thing back!

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What are you doing,
keep hold of the fucking ball?"

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Fair enough.

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Yeah, so you'll just
throw it back out of politeness.

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Alright, so what's the...

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Okay, so we have a sliotar.

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It's the ball.
It's an Irish word.

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And then we have the hurl,
or hurley, some people call it.

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So similar enough
to maybe hockey.

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Yeah.

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So you'll slice a sliotar,

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over the post in a game,
or underneath for a goal.

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Awesome.

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And how do you toss it,
and what's the body position,

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and all that shit?

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So you can strike on
your right-hand side...

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Or your left-hand side.

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So you right-handed,
left-handed?

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Right-handed. Perfect.
So exactly like myself.

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You'll find out the speed, then.

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Okay, so it's going to
rank my speed.

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Okay.
I feel like Anthony Nash.

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- 27 kilometres.
- Good.

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Good?

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Not great,
it's not great, is it?

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Okay, 27.

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Yeah, just try
and beat that now.

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- Atta boy!
- 29.

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- 22.
- Eh, not bad.

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- What was it?
- 22. So 29 is...

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29 was the best.

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I can't wait to see
what Allie does.

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Do you want to
have a go using this?

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Alright, why not?

245
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Oh, thank you!
Thank you very much.

246
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That's okay,
it doesn't count.

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- Fuck's sake.
- That's alright.

248
00:12:34,434 --> 00:12:36,504
So keep your eye
on the ball.

249
00:12:39,006 --> 00:12:40,305
You're getting
there, buddy.

250
00:12:40,307 --> 00:12:42,376
What does that say, five?
18?

251
00:12:42,378 --> 00:12:43,645
- 18!
- It's reading.

252
00:12:46,514 --> 00:12:47,649
Fuck sake.

253
00:12:53,388 --> 00:12:55,821
They just gave
you a speed.

254
00:12:55,823 --> 00:12:57,290
Eighteen.

255
00:12:57,292 --> 00:12:58,925
- They invented a...
- Alright, mama, your turn.

256
00:12:58,927 --> 00:13:01,426
We're just going to
be embarrassed here now.

257
00:13:01,428 --> 00:13:03,296
No, I don't think so.
Like in terms of power.

258
00:13:03,298 --> 00:13:04,997
Your first attempt
is going to be 37.

259
00:13:04,999 --> 00:13:06,499
Listen, I'm a girl.

260
00:13:06,501 --> 00:13:09,069
Ready?

261
00:13:09,071 --> 00:13:11,304
Holy shit! 84!

262
00:13:11,306 --> 00:13:13,542
Jesus Christ!

263
00:13:15,409 --> 00:13:19,078
Holy Moses.
85!

264
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,783
Jesus Christ!

265
00:13:22,317 --> 00:13:26,286
Oh, that one's
going to do it. 92!

266
00:13:28,490 --> 00:13:29,623
Holy...

267
00:13:31,626 --> 00:13:33,459
I flew from Canada
to be emasculated,

268
00:13:33,461 --> 00:13:35,228
basically,
is why I'm here.

269
00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:36,963
Thank you for
bearing with us.

270
00:13:36,965 --> 00:13:39,668
- Yeah, thanks for humouring us.
- Not taking the piss out of us.

271
00:13:58,153 --> 00:14:00,151
This is O'Connell Street,

272
00:14:00,153 --> 00:14:02,088
named after
Patrick O'Connell.

273
00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:04,456
Sorry, that's
completely wrong.

274
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:06,358
Patrick O'Connell
was the manager of Barcelona.

275
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:09,060
Named after
Daniel O'Connell.

276
00:14:09,062 --> 00:14:10,530
Who is?

277
00:14:10,532 --> 00:14:12,632
Who was the great emancipator
for Catholics,

278
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:16,002
and he campaigned
tirelessly for Catholics

279
00:14:16,004 --> 00:14:17,739
to be emancipated.

280
00:14:22,009 --> 00:14:25,677
A posh Dublin accent
would kind of sound like this.

281
00:14:27,282 --> 00:14:30,715
So I was onto my friend
Jay Baruchel,

282
00:14:30,717 --> 00:14:32,618
the actor.

283
00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:35,387
You know, he's been
in a bunch of films.

284
00:14:35,389 --> 00:14:37,456
Hollywood, you know.

285
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:38,892
You know the type.

286
00:14:38,894 --> 00:14:40,926
And Jay came over,

287
00:14:40,928 --> 00:14:42,395
he was on holiday here.

288
00:14:42,397 --> 00:14:44,631
And we were hanging out
for a little bit.

289
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:47,333
And he's a great fucking guy.

290
00:14:47,335 --> 00:14:49,535
They don't say "fuck."
They say "fock."

291
00:14:49,537 --> 00:14:51,403
It's like an f-o-c-k.

292
00:14:51,405 --> 00:14:54,306
And lots of them
are rugby fans.

293
00:14:54,308 --> 00:14:56,408
Right, right, right.
Of course they are.

294
00:14:56,410 --> 00:14:58,011
"Did you see that?

295
00:14:58,013 --> 00:15:00,879
He cleaned the fock out of him
with that hit."

296
00:15:07,389 --> 00:15:10,422
So this is our first stop
on the west coast,

297
00:15:10,424 --> 00:15:13,693
Galway city,
beautiful part of the world.

298
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,462
Yeah, no kidding.

299
00:15:15,464 --> 00:15:17,464
Such a great sports
culture here as well.

300
00:15:17,466 --> 00:15:19,299
It's a great
little starting point

301
00:15:19,301 --> 00:15:21,566
for you to see the rest
of the west coast.

302
00:15:21,568 --> 00:15:23,337
Very beautiful.

303
00:16:33,408 --> 00:16:35,574
- Here you are, guys.
- Hey, thank you so much.

304
00:16:35,576 --> 00:16:37,209
- Thanks, Jim.
- You're welcome.

305
00:16:37,211 --> 00:16:38,578
- Appreciate it.
- Thank you.

306
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,978
This looks amazing.

307
00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:41,480
If you need anything else,
just holler.

308
00:16:41,482 --> 00:16:42,882
Is there any brown sauce,
HP sauce?

309
00:16:42,884 --> 00:16:44,316
- Yeah, get it for you.
- Lovely, thank you.

310
00:16:44,318 --> 00:16:46,518
- What a gent.
- Beautiful.

311
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,887
Alright, buddy,
so here we are.

312
00:16:48,889 --> 00:16:51,324
Morning, Valentine's Day
morning together.

313
00:16:51,326 --> 00:16:53,092
As I've always
imagined it would be.

314
00:16:53,094 --> 00:16:55,927
Finally in Galway,
beautiful Galway Bay,

315
00:16:55,929 --> 00:16:57,662
and here.

316
00:16:57,664 --> 00:16:59,699
So I have this little
present for you.

317
00:16:59,701 --> 00:17:03,069
It is a little
19th-century tourism guide

318
00:17:03,071 --> 00:17:05,304
to your country, and so...

319
00:17:05,306 --> 00:17:07,073
No way!

320
00:17:07,075 --> 00:17:10,409
It'll tell you where to stay
and what was affordable in 1870.

321
00:17:10,411 --> 00:17:12,010
- Thanks, man.
- My pleasure.

322
00:17:12,012 --> 00:17:13,680
- It means a lot, buddy.
- My pleasure, man.

323
00:17:13,682 --> 00:17:15,581
Wild.
That's so thoughtful, man.

324
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:18,584
So I'm going to finally get to see
my first hurling match today.

325
00:17:18,586 --> 00:17:20,819
It's not just any hurling.
It's like Cork and Galway.

326
00:17:20,821 --> 00:17:23,756
So it's my team
and it's Galway,

327
00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:26,159
and so you get
that local element.

328
00:17:26,161 --> 00:17:27,660
So here's my question...

329
00:17:27,662 --> 00:17:29,661
Will there be any other
Cork people there today?

330
00:17:29,663 --> 00:17:31,596
There will be a small
crowd from Cork.

331
00:17:31,598 --> 00:17:33,766
Am I going to get
stabbed 'cause of you?

332
00:17:33,768 --> 00:17:36,769
- You may get punched a little.
- That's fine with me.

333
00:17:36,771 --> 00:17:38,470
You'll get thrown
around the place,

334
00:17:38,472 --> 00:17:41,007
but I mean,
no one will take a knife out.

335
00:17:41,009 --> 00:17:43,742
- That's all I care about.
- This is Ireland, for God sake.

336
00:17:43,744 --> 00:17:45,545
Not Scotland,
for example.

337
00:17:45,547 --> 00:17:47,278
Yeah, exactly.
It's not Glasgow.

338
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,613
God!

339
00:17:48,615 --> 00:17:50,949
I'll have you know,
if that happens,

340
00:17:50,951 --> 00:17:53,620
you can expect to find me
in the parking lot,

341
00:17:53,622 --> 00:17:55,455
smoking and waiting for you.

342
00:17:55,457 --> 00:17:57,023
- Nice.
- You got it, buddy.

343
00:17:57,025 --> 00:17:59,292
It's nice to have
a supportive friend...

344
00:17:59,294 --> 00:18:00,994
You got it, pal.

345
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:03,595
...to have your back on
Valentine's Day of all days.

346
00:18:03,597 --> 00:18:06,599
How long have you, um,
thought of us spending time

347
00:18:06,601 --> 00:18:07,900
with each other on
Valentine's morning?

348
00:18:07,902 --> 00:18:10,335
Eoin, since the first time
I jerked off

349
00:18:10,337 --> 00:18:14,172
to Fox Soccer Report
five years ago.

350
00:18:14,174 --> 00:18:16,042
Well, you know what?

351
00:18:16,044 --> 00:18:18,776
I lost count of how many people
tell me the exact same thing.

352
00:18:18,778 --> 00:18:21,413
It's the way you say
"stadium of light".

353
00:18:23,451 --> 00:18:25,218
Just gets
the fuckin' skeet going.

354
00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:26,719
Oh, this is awful.

355
00:18:26,721 --> 00:18:28,386
Skeet.
You know "skeet"?

356
00:18:28,388 --> 00:18:29,922
Are you familiar
with that term?

357
00:18:29,924 --> 00:18:31,123
Um...

358
00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:33,959
"Skeet" is a modern
North American term

359
00:18:33,961 --> 00:18:36,131
for pre-ejaculate.

360
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:39,735
Happy Valentine's!

361
00:18:42,135 --> 00:18:43,838
Galway.

362
00:18:46,007 --> 00:18:48,440
That'll cut...
That's a cutting point for you.

363
00:19:59,413 --> 00:20:01,146
We're standing
in Pearse Stadium,

364
00:20:01,148 --> 00:20:03,415
which is the premier
county ground in Galway

365
00:20:03,417 --> 00:20:04,682
in the west of Ireland.

366
00:20:04,684 --> 00:20:06,485
And we're here for
the first round

367
00:20:06,487 --> 00:20:08,487
of the Alliance Hurling League
game between Galway and Cork.

368
00:20:08,489 --> 00:20:11,457
Well, hurling is a unique sport,
it's the fastest speed game

369
00:20:11,459 --> 00:20:12,991
in the world
and what's said is that

370
00:20:12,993 --> 00:20:14,893
when you get your jerseys
for any other sport,

371
00:20:14,895 --> 00:20:16,828
you must be prepared
to die for it.

372
00:20:16,830 --> 00:20:18,530
But in hurling,
when you get the jersey,

373
00:20:18,532 --> 00:20:19,934
you must be prepared
to kill for it.

374
00:20:34,615 --> 00:20:36,915
Come on, buddy.

375
00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:38,450
From the shoulder,
that's it.

376
00:20:38,452 --> 00:20:40,353
- Atta boy.
- And again.

377
00:20:40,355 --> 00:20:41,987
Go, Habs, go.

378
00:20:41,989 --> 00:20:42,988
Ah!

379
00:20:42,990 --> 00:20:45,024
Fuck's sake.

380
00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:46,592
Jesus Christ.

381
00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:51,998
They seem to be more
on their toes, Galway.

382
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,833
- They're like...
- They want it.

383
00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:55,133
They're just more energized.

384
00:20:56,336 --> 00:20:59,372
Travelling... So he kept
onto the ball too long.

385
00:20:59,374 --> 00:21:01,173
Like travelling
in basketball.

386
00:21:01,175 --> 00:21:04,442
Yeah, 'cause you have to
do something with it.

387
00:21:06,314 --> 00:21:07,747
Come on.

388
00:21:07,749 --> 00:21:10,015
- Get in!
- Yes.

389
00:21:10,017 --> 00:21:11,616
- Atta boy, atta boy!
- Yeah, shoot!

390
00:21:12,987 --> 00:21:16,287
- There's Cork, for you.
- Atta boy!

391
00:21:16,289 --> 00:21:18,658
There's a lot of
Cork people here.

392
00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:20,192
You know what?

393
00:21:20,194 --> 00:21:22,527
It's a bigger Cork contingent
than I thought.

394
00:21:22,529 --> 00:21:24,566
- Oh, Jesus.
- Oy vey.

395
00:21:27,134 --> 00:21:29,735
Taking the fuckin' piss.

396
00:21:29,737 --> 00:21:32,203
Jesus Christ
all fuckin' mighty.

397
00:21:32,205 --> 00:21:34,206
You a betting man?
Is it over?

398
00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:35,908
I mean, like Cork
needs fuckin' insulin.

399
00:21:35,910 --> 00:21:37,242
They need a goal quickly,

400
00:21:37,244 --> 00:21:39,411
so it breathes some
new life into it.

401
00:21:39,413 --> 00:21:41,046
Oh.

402
00:21:41,048 --> 00:21:42,248
Fuck it!

403
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,682
Ah!

404
00:21:43,684 --> 00:21:46,250
Ah, fuck's sake,
this fuckin' sucks.

405
00:21:46,252 --> 00:21:48,187
Ay-yi-yi.

406
00:21:53,027 --> 00:21:55,797
That's it. The game's over.

407
00:22:00,268 --> 00:22:03,134
- Hi. How are you?
- Nice to meet you.

408
00:22:03,136 --> 00:22:04,937
What's that?

409
00:22:04,939 --> 00:22:07,038
I loved it.
That was wicked, man.

410
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:10,044
It was gorgeous, hooked.
I'm a hockey fan.

411
00:22:17,652 --> 00:22:19,584
That's it.

412
00:22:19,586 --> 00:22:22,020
Every time I kept being like,
"Just fuckin' smoke 'em man!

413
00:22:22,022 --> 00:22:24,992
Just fuckin' take
'em out, drill 'em!"

414
00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:30,595
God bless you.
Are you serious?

415
00:22:30,597 --> 00:22:33,268
Thank you.
Thank you so much.

416
00:22:35,036 --> 00:22:37,268
So... dyed in the wool.
Dyed in the wool.

417
00:22:37,270 --> 00:22:41,673
You don't know
how much this means.

418
00:22:41,675 --> 00:22:43,611
This is incredible.

419
00:23:07,567 --> 00:23:11,237
Well, I feel I can
say this going forward...

420
00:23:11,239 --> 00:23:14,405
Gorgeous!
Absolutely beautiful!

421
00:23:14,407 --> 00:23:16,007
Absolutely beautiful.

422
00:23:16,009 --> 00:23:19,510
I live in Canada,
so all I'm trying to say is...

423
00:23:19,512 --> 00:23:24,247
Be careful, be careful
with what you're about to say.

424
00:23:24,249 --> 00:23:25,851
- I'm just saying...
- Aware of your location.

425
00:23:25,853 --> 00:23:28,487
I'm just saying,
I live in Canada.

426
00:23:28,489 --> 00:23:30,855
We have more mountains,
trees...

427
00:23:30,857 --> 00:23:32,557
I've lived in Canada.

428
00:23:32,559 --> 00:23:34,192
...and uninterrupted vistas

429
00:23:34,194 --> 00:23:36,527
than any other place
in the world.

430
00:23:36,529 --> 00:23:38,130
I've lived in Winnipeg.

431
00:23:38,132 --> 00:23:40,732
Yes, that's not the Canada
I'm talking about.

432
00:23:40,734 --> 00:23:42,267
I've lived in Vancouver.

433
00:23:42,269 --> 00:23:44,303
I've been to Whistler,
I've been to Banff.

434
00:23:44,305 --> 00:23:46,171
In fairness, Banff,
I think, is...

435
00:23:46,173 --> 00:23:47,907
If I had like limitless funds,

436
00:23:47,909 --> 00:23:49,842
I would have gotten
married in Banff.

437
00:23:49,844 --> 00:23:52,510
Yeah, right.
That's God's country, right?

438
00:23:52,512 --> 00:23:55,080
By the way, this is
fucking spectacular.

439
00:23:55,082 --> 00:23:57,251
This is...
This is gorgeous.

440
00:23:58,249 --> 00:23:59,383
Like, this is sheep
on the road.

441
00:23:59,385 --> 00:24:00,585
Oh I know.

442
00:24:00,587 --> 00:24:02,421
I want to kind
of show people.

443
00:24:02,423 --> 00:24:03,823
Ah, fuck it.

444
00:24:03,825 --> 00:24:07,026
I'm telling you
it's very gorgeous.

445
00:24:07,028 --> 00:24:09,528
It's just like...
It's like a small Canada.

446
00:24:09,530 --> 00:24:11,430
It's just like a wee Canada.

447
00:24:11,432 --> 00:24:14,134
- It's like a flake.
- Like a little Canada.

448
00:24:36,723 --> 00:24:38,390
So these two British guys,

449
00:24:38,392 --> 00:24:41,192
Alcock and Brown,
they entered a competition

450
00:24:41,194 --> 00:24:43,661
to make the first Atlantic
crossing in a plane.

451
00:24:43,663 --> 00:24:44,963
So they left from
Newfoundland

452
00:24:44,965 --> 00:24:48,199
and crash-landed
on the coast near Clifden.

453
00:24:48,201 --> 00:24:52,771
There is some sort
of memorial to commemorate

454
00:24:52,773 --> 00:24:55,274
this like massive
international event.

455
00:24:55,276 --> 00:24:56,976
So that could be
worth checking out.

456
00:24:56,978 --> 00:25:00,979
In the news today,
Alcock and Brown have arrived

457
00:25:00,981 --> 00:25:03,850
in a crash landing site
on the west coast of Ireland.

458
00:25:03,852 --> 00:25:05,884
First trans-Atlantic flight

459
00:25:05,886 --> 00:25:08,719
took off from
Gander, Newfoundland,

460
00:25:08,721 --> 00:25:10,889
and crash-landed somewhere

461
00:25:10,891 --> 00:25:13,290
in some sort of Irish bog.

462
00:25:13,292 --> 00:25:15,294
Alcock and Brown,
two Britons,

463
00:25:15,296 --> 00:25:17,196
have represented their country
with distinction

464
00:25:17,198 --> 00:25:20,198
on this amazing
and quite remarkable journey.

465
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:21,900
We congratulate
both gentlemen.

466
00:25:21,902 --> 00:25:23,469
Hip, hip...
Hooray!

467
00:25:23,471 --> 00:25:25,069
And cheerio to all.

468
00:25:25,071 --> 00:25:26,572
You're full of beans
this morning,

469
00:25:26,574 --> 00:25:28,539
as you would say
in these parts.

470
00:25:28,541 --> 00:25:30,508
You know...

471
00:25:30,510 --> 00:25:33,678
♪ Have you heard
about the big... ♪

472
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,548
So I'm not sure
where the fuck this place is.

473
00:25:36,550 --> 00:25:38,417
We're following Google Maps,
and it's...

474
00:25:38,419 --> 00:25:40,419
It just wasn't
clear where it was.

475
00:25:40,421 --> 00:25:42,921
I've driven past it before.
I do know it's there.

476
00:25:42,923 --> 00:25:44,323
It is a thing.

477
00:25:44,325 --> 00:25:46,491
It's the wing of a plane,
like that's what

478
00:25:46,493 --> 00:25:48,626
the... yeah,
that's what the thing is.

479
00:25:48,628 --> 00:25:50,228
You're the wing
of a plane.

480
00:25:50,230 --> 00:25:52,163
Did it ever
occur to anyone

481
00:25:52,165 --> 00:25:54,365
- it might not actually exist?
- No, it definitely exists.

482
00:25:54,367 --> 00:25:56,401
I mean, I think
we passed it, homey.

483
00:25:56,403 --> 00:25:57,937
It said destination's
on the right

484
00:25:57,939 --> 00:25:59,571
and that was like
five minutes ago.

485
00:25:59,573 --> 00:26:02,607
The Alcock and Brown.
The memorial to the flight.

486
00:26:02,609 --> 00:26:03,941
Go straight.

487
00:26:03,943 --> 00:26:05,478
- See the cross there?
- Yeah.

488
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,578
Go up that road.
You can see the signpost.

489
00:26:07,580 --> 00:26:09,782
Signpost? Perfect.
Listen, thanks a million.

490
00:26:09,784 --> 00:26:10,985
Thanks so much.

491
00:26:28,001 --> 00:26:30,201
I'll be honest...

492
00:26:30,203 --> 00:26:32,770
My love affair with
the Alcock and Brown memorial

493
00:26:32,772 --> 00:26:36,042
is, is souring
by the minute.

494
00:26:36,044 --> 00:26:38,076
No, I shouldn't have
gone over the bridge.

495
00:26:38,078 --> 00:26:40,580
He clearly meant to
continue on the road.

496
00:26:40,582 --> 00:26:42,547
Aerus Lanon is where it is.

497
00:26:42,549 --> 00:26:44,882
And there's a sign that says
"Alcock and Brown Monument,"

498
00:26:44,884 --> 00:26:46,421
and it's aiming the other way.

499
00:26:58,598 --> 00:26:59,965
It's so Irish.

500
00:26:59,967 --> 00:27:01,432
You couldn't miss it.

501
00:27:01,434 --> 00:27:03,902
It's just there on
the side of the road.

502
00:27:03,904 --> 00:27:05,903
Is there a sign
or anything for it?

503
00:27:05,905 --> 00:27:07,205
No, but you couldn't miss it.

504
00:27:07,207 --> 00:27:09,374
Why would we put
a sign there for?

505
00:27:09,376 --> 00:27:10,912
God forbid.

506
00:27:27,228 --> 00:27:29,161
I think we're more lost

507
00:27:29,163 --> 00:27:33,332
than fuckin' the actual
Alcock and Brown.

508
00:27:33,334 --> 00:27:36,101
Supposed to be
a wing and a nose?

509
00:27:36,103 --> 00:27:38,103
Fuck this,
we still have to climb

510
00:27:38,105 --> 00:27:39,871
Croagh Patrick this morning.

511
00:27:39,873 --> 00:27:41,409
- Let's do the mountain.
- Right.

512
00:27:57,325 --> 00:27:59,725
<i>This is the start
of a gruelling pilgrimage.</i>

513
00:27:59,727 --> 00:28:02,260
<i>This is the wild mountain
where, 1,500 years ago,</i>

514
00:28:02,262 --> 00:28:04,796
<i>St. Patrick went to
fast for 40 days.</i>

515
00:28:04,798 --> 00:28:06,465
<i>Every year,</i>

516
00:28:06,467 --> 00:28:08,267
<i>pilgrims by the thousand
come to this merciless place</i>

517
00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:09,601
<i>in the west of Ireland</i>

518
00:28:09,603 --> 00:28:11,870
<i>to walk in the saint's
footsteps...</i>

519
00:28:11,872 --> 00:28:15,606
<i>to walk, to stumble, to clutch
and crawl, part of the time.</i>

520
00:28:15,608 --> 00:28:17,978
<i>Some chasten themselves by
facing the rocks with bare feet.</i>

521
00:28:25,152 --> 00:28:27,886
About ready to chop
my fucking legs off.

522
00:28:27,888 --> 00:28:30,021
This is your
hometown, buddy.

523
00:28:30,023 --> 00:28:31,289
This is your genes.

524
00:28:31,291 --> 00:28:32,790
I suppose.

525
00:28:32,792 --> 00:28:34,727
I'd be fucking pretty
surprised my ancestors

526
00:28:34,729 --> 00:28:37,529
climbed this fucking thing.
They got my genes, right?

527
00:28:37,531 --> 00:28:40,865
They're probably looking down at you
now going, "Look at this bastard!"

528
00:28:40,867 --> 00:28:42,567
"Who the fuck told
him to climb..."

529
00:28:42,569 --> 00:28:44,103
"You stupid idiot!"

530
00:28:44,105 --> 00:28:46,036
"You stupid
Canadian motherfucker!"

531
00:28:46,038 --> 00:28:48,073
"Didn't we teach you
anything?"

532
00:28:48,075 --> 00:28:49,975
Irish people...
How crazy are we?

533
00:28:49,977 --> 00:28:53,745
I think I took my mother's
name in vain there last week.

534
00:28:53,747 --> 00:28:55,212
What I'll do...

535
00:28:55,214 --> 00:28:57,082
I'll climb a half
a kilometre barefoot.

536
00:28:57,084 --> 00:29:00,518
Barefoot, and maybe that'll
put me in the good books again.

537
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:01,853
Maybe.

538
00:29:01,855 --> 00:29:03,654
I don't know,
but I'll try it.

539
00:29:03,656 --> 00:29:05,056
God.

540
00:29:05,058 --> 00:29:07,225
Listen, I get it.

541
00:29:07,227 --> 00:29:09,693
I'm already having a bit
of a religious experience,

542
00:29:09,695 --> 00:29:14,298
and I'm only halfway up
the fucking thing, so...

543
00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:16,901
Alright, march forward,
to the summit.

544
00:29:16,903 --> 00:29:19,007
Onwards.

545
00:30:06,119 --> 00:30:07,419
The whole way!

546
00:30:07,421 --> 00:30:10,789
I did the whole
way like this!

547
00:30:12,425 --> 00:30:14,662
I love being alive!

548
00:30:16,329 --> 00:30:18,066
You stupid bastard.

549
00:30:20,634 --> 00:30:24,401
Ye stupid fockin'
Canadian cunt.

550
00:30:24,403 --> 00:30:26,305
How did you hear that?

551
00:30:43,690 --> 00:30:47,558
I, uh... This might come as
a surprise to some people...

552
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,628
I'm not a very healthy person.

553
00:30:50,630 --> 00:30:52,631
I'm happy.
I have a sense of pride.

554
00:30:52,633 --> 00:30:54,799
No, I don't. I'd be lying.
There's no pride.

555
00:30:54,801 --> 00:30:56,701
There's just lactic acid
and fatigue.

556
00:30:59,105 --> 00:31:01,507
Oh, my God.

557
00:31:01,509 --> 00:31:05,811
I'm gonna sleep for
15 hours tonight.

558
00:31:07,314 --> 00:31:10,548
- Some deal.
- I'm so stiff already.

559
00:31:10,550 --> 00:31:13,317
God, fuckin' shit balls!

560
00:31:13,319 --> 00:31:15,786
Christ!
Fuckin' cunt!

561
00:31:21,461 --> 00:31:24,162
- We did it, brother.
- Oh yeah.

562
00:31:24,164 --> 00:31:25,764
Just think.

563
00:31:25,766 --> 00:31:28,702
This is where Jamie Kennedy's
ancestors came from.

564
00:31:54,361 --> 00:31:56,193
So, how are you feeling?

565
00:31:56,195 --> 00:31:57,728
I'm a little nervous, actually.

566
00:31:57,730 --> 00:32:00,565
It's not every day
you get to find out exactly

567
00:32:00,567 --> 00:32:02,369
where your family came from.

568
00:32:04,136 --> 00:32:06,404
Here we are.

569
00:32:06,406 --> 00:32:08,140
If you want to know
a bit of Westport history,

570
00:32:08,142 --> 00:32:10,843
this is the spot to come to...

571
00:32:10,845 --> 00:32:13,277
It's very quaint.

572
00:32:13,279 --> 00:32:15,680
- Hi!
- Hello!

573
00:32:15,682 --> 00:32:17,582
This is an interesting door.

574
00:32:17,584 --> 00:32:19,383
Yes, this is a half door.

575
00:32:19,385 --> 00:32:20,684
Of course, of course.

576
00:32:20,686 --> 00:32:22,220
- Are you Jay?
- I'm Jay.

577
00:32:22,222 --> 00:32:23,854
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

578
00:32:23,856 --> 00:32:25,623
I'm Eoin.
Pleased to meet you.

579
00:32:25,625 --> 00:32:27,726
- Nice to meet you too, Eoin.
- Thank you for having us.

580
00:32:27,728 --> 00:32:29,830
Honoured to be here
in Cathair Na Mart.

581
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,632
I'm big into genealogy,

582
00:32:34,634 --> 00:32:36,668
and I've been building
my family tree

583
00:32:36,670 --> 00:32:38,370
for the past
five, six years,

584
00:32:38,372 --> 00:32:40,337
and one of the cool
things I found

585
00:32:40,339 --> 00:32:43,709
was a ship manifest
from 1842

586
00:32:43,711 --> 00:32:47,546
that had my fourth
great-grandfather

587
00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:49,948
and his little brother
who came from Westport

588
00:32:49,950 --> 00:32:51,449
and went off to Canada.

589
00:32:51,451 --> 00:32:53,051
Your name's O'Malley,
isn't it?

590
00:32:53,053 --> 00:32:54,585
I know, it's very common.

591
00:32:54,587 --> 00:32:57,256
Well apart from it being
a very common name,

592
00:32:57,258 --> 00:33:00,092
it is a very important name,

593
00:33:00,094 --> 00:33:03,828
because they were
the chieftains around here.

594
00:33:03,830 --> 00:33:06,364
And they would have
controlled everything.

595
00:33:06,366 --> 00:33:08,366
And there was one very,
very famous O'Malley.

596
00:33:08,368 --> 00:33:10,001
If you spent long in this area,

597
00:33:10,003 --> 00:33:12,703
you'd soon hear about this
person because she was a woman...

598
00:33:12,705 --> 00:33:14,773
probably the most famous woman
in Irish history.

599
00:33:14,775 --> 00:33:17,074
- Bridget.
- Her name was Grace O'Malley...

600
00:33:17,076 --> 00:33:19,611
Or as she was known in Irish,
Granuaile.

601
00:33:19,613 --> 00:33:21,912
But not only was
she a sea captain

602
00:33:21,914 --> 00:33:23,681
but she was a pirate.

603
00:33:23,683 --> 00:33:26,317
Anyone wanting to pass through
her seas had to pay her,

604
00:33:26,319 --> 00:33:27,853
otherwise she
plundered their ships.

605
00:33:27,855 --> 00:33:30,389
There's a drawing
here of Grace

606
00:33:30,391 --> 00:33:33,292
going to meet
Queen Elizabeth in England.

607
00:33:33,294 --> 00:33:35,392
You see,
Queen Elizabeth's men

608
00:33:35,394 --> 00:33:38,229
captured one
of Grace's sons,

609
00:33:38,231 --> 00:33:40,266
and they conversed
in Latin,

610
00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:43,234
because Grace
didn't speak English,

611
00:33:43,236 --> 00:33:45,237
Elizabeth
didn't speak Irish.

612
00:33:45,239 --> 00:33:47,337
Elizabeth did
release her son.

613
00:33:47,339 --> 00:33:49,074
She was very
impressed by her.

614
00:33:49,076 --> 00:33:50,342
So if the O'Malley's

615
00:33:50,344 --> 00:33:52,509
were the sort of
main dominant clan here,

616
00:33:52,511 --> 00:33:54,245
that would make them
the "nobility"

617
00:33:54,247 --> 00:33:57,449
for lack of a better term,

618
00:33:57,451 --> 00:33:58,882
other people,
poor people

619
00:33:58,884 --> 00:34:01,253
would have taken
that surname as well?

620
00:34:01,255 --> 00:34:03,555
- Not really.
- No?

621
00:34:03,557 --> 00:34:05,890
- Not necessarily.
- Because we were dirt poor.

622
00:34:05,892 --> 00:34:07,825
I'm trying to understand
what the hell happened.

623
00:34:07,827 --> 00:34:09,494
What happened to family Joe's.

624
00:34:09,496 --> 00:34:12,329
But you see,
this is Westport House.

625
00:34:12,331 --> 00:34:14,499
This castle that was here

626
00:34:14,501 --> 00:34:18,103
was destroyed in 1580
by the English.

627
00:34:18,105 --> 00:34:19,503
And after that,

628
00:34:19,505 --> 00:34:22,307
all the land
around here passed

629
00:34:22,309 --> 00:34:23,842
from the older
money family,

630
00:34:23,844 --> 00:34:26,110
who had ruled here
for about 600 years,

631
00:34:26,112 --> 00:34:28,679
to an English settler family
called Brown.

632
00:34:28,681 --> 00:34:31,148
And up to the beginning
of the 20th century,

633
00:34:31,150 --> 00:34:34,418
they would have owned
absolutely everything

634
00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:36,121
as far as you can see.

635
00:34:36,123 --> 00:34:38,690
They were the largest landowners
in County Mayo.

636
00:34:38,692 --> 00:34:42,092
They would have been
the landlords for your family.

637
00:34:42,094 --> 00:34:43,595
- Wow.
- Yeah.

638
00:34:43,597 --> 00:34:45,831
The earliest records
that we have

639
00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:48,967
are the rent rolls
from Westport House.

640
00:34:48,969 --> 00:34:52,070
- And I did find an O'Malley on Peter Street...
- Really?

641
00:34:52,072 --> 00:34:55,173
- On the Lord Sligo Rent Rolls.
- Oh, my gosh.

642
00:34:55,175 --> 00:34:57,541
You said the mother's
name was Walsh, didn't you?

643
00:34:57,543 --> 00:34:59,244
Yes, that's right!

644
00:34:59,246 --> 00:35:01,880
Okay, so in 1834, there was
a Walsh also on Peter Street.

645
00:35:01,882 --> 00:35:04,048
So that's too much
of a coincidence.

646
00:35:04,050 --> 00:35:05,349
No kidding!

647
00:35:05,351 --> 00:35:07,452
- They must have...
- What?

648
00:35:07,454 --> 00:35:09,420
Now, 12 is just there...

649
00:35:09,422 --> 00:35:11,188
Oh, my gosh,
that's so exciting.

650
00:35:11,190 --> 00:35:13,624
Thank you so much for
looking into that.

651
00:35:13,626 --> 00:35:14,959
You're very welcome.

652
00:35:14,961 --> 00:35:16,695
It's absolutely...
Like, that's... Wow.

653
00:35:16,697 --> 00:35:18,963
- That's incredible.
- It's been a pleasure.

654
00:35:18,965 --> 00:35:21,432
Did you see
the O'Malley standard down here?

655
00:35:21,434 --> 00:35:23,001
Oh yes, the boar.

656
00:35:23,003 --> 00:35:27,338
Their motto was,
"Powerful by land and by sea."

657
00:35:27,340 --> 00:35:29,041
That's wicked.

658
00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:31,876
As far as mottos go,
you can do a lot worse, eh?

659
00:35:31,878 --> 00:35:33,711
Yeah, you could.

660
00:35:33,713 --> 00:35:36,615
It could be, "Cowardice in
the face of any inconvenience."

661
00:35:36,617 --> 00:35:39,284
Now I think
you should actually go

662
00:35:39,286 --> 00:35:41,485
and have a look
at Westport House.

663
00:35:56,771 --> 00:35:58,436
Mama!

664
00:35:58,438 --> 00:36:00,574
Mama, I'm coming home!

665
00:36:04,478 --> 00:36:06,043
There she is, eh?

666
00:36:06,045 --> 00:36:07,945
"Grace O'Malley
was a famous 16th century

667
00:36:07,947 --> 00:36:10,847
Pirate Queen of Connaught
who ruled the seas around Mayo.

668
00:36:10,849 --> 00:36:13,552
Westport House is built
on the ruined foundations

669
00:36:13,554 --> 00:36:15,887
of one of her original
16th-century castles."

670
00:36:15,889 --> 00:36:18,021
I love that she's
pictured with her sword.

671
00:36:18,023 --> 00:36:20,358
Have you ever heard
of a female pirate?

672
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,528
- No, only her, only her.
- This is such a unique thing.

673
00:36:23,530 --> 00:36:25,028
The fact that like,
you know,

674
00:36:25,030 --> 00:36:27,532
she can hold court
with Elizabeth.

675
00:36:27,534 --> 00:36:29,032
And she had a brother.

676
00:36:29,034 --> 00:36:31,469
- She was the strong one.
- She was the one.

677
00:36:31,471 --> 00:36:33,537
- She went on the boat.
- She's the hero.

678
00:36:33,539 --> 00:36:37,641
It's an honour
to come visit your home.

679
00:36:37,643 --> 00:36:39,644
And my home, I guess.

680
00:36:39,646 --> 00:36:41,112
Good old Grace.

681
00:36:41,114 --> 00:36:43,782
I'll live to see an O'Malley
reclaim this land.

682
00:36:45,318 --> 00:36:47,351
Is that a thinly-veiled threat?

683
00:36:47,353 --> 00:36:49,186
Brooowwwwwn!

684
00:36:49,188 --> 00:36:51,322
One guy hovering
in there somewhere.

685
00:36:51,324 --> 00:36:54,191
He's like, "Aw, shit!
It finally happened!"

686
00:36:54,193 --> 00:36:57,327
"My granddad told me
one day this might happen."

687
00:36:57,329 --> 00:36:59,833
That's a pretty
important woman.

688
00:37:17,983 --> 00:37:20,452
So, are you pretty psyched
about what you just saw?

689
00:37:20,454 --> 00:37:23,554
The fact that it got
down to an address, right...

690
00:37:23,556 --> 00:37:25,190
It's huge.

691
00:37:25,192 --> 00:37:27,825
Like five O'Malleys
or Malleys.

692
00:37:27,827 --> 00:37:29,693
Yeah, and a Walsh
on one street.

693
00:37:29,695 --> 00:37:31,362
So clearly, like as she said,

694
00:37:31,364 --> 00:37:36,367
that's too much of a coincidence
for it to not be my ancestors.

695
00:37:36,369 --> 00:37:38,570
- Peter Street. Here we are.
- In all its glory.

696
00:37:38,572 --> 00:37:40,204
We have 14.

697
00:37:40,206 --> 00:37:43,742
14 and 12 were the ones
that I was sort of... believe.

698
00:37:43,744 --> 00:37:46,476
So it's got to be

699
00:37:46,478 --> 00:37:48,815
either this one
or that one.

700
00:37:51,318 --> 00:37:54,519
If, like, Mrs. O'Malley or
something answers this door...

701
00:37:54,521 --> 00:37:56,521
Yeah, this is
going to be crazy.

702
00:37:56,523 --> 00:37:58,526
- Alright.
- Oh, is there a bell?

703
00:38:05,599 --> 00:38:06,965
Hi, there, sir.

704
00:38:06,967 --> 00:38:08,566
Hi, how's it going?

705
00:38:08,568 --> 00:38:11,737
Sorry to bother you.
We're from Canada.

706
00:38:11,739 --> 00:38:13,874
We're actually
making a documentary.

707
00:38:16,076 --> 00:38:17,742
We tried to bring as good
a weather as we could.

708
00:38:17,744 --> 00:38:21,244
We brought Canadian weather
with us is the problem.

709
00:38:21,246 --> 00:38:23,216
So sorry, excuse the camera
and everything.

710
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:29,954
So basically, my ancestors
come from this town,

711
00:38:29,956 --> 00:38:33,791
and we are trying to
locate what would have been

712
00:38:33,793 --> 00:38:38,496
14 or 12 Peter Street
in the 1850s.

713
00:38:38,498 --> 00:38:39,798
I know...

714
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:42,200
And so we thought
maybe this might be it.

715
00:38:42,202 --> 00:38:44,869
And to make it easier,
we're looking for an O'Malley.

716
00:38:44,871 --> 00:38:46,871
We're in the right town,
aren't we?

717
00:38:46,873 --> 00:38:48,608
We're told they're
very rare around here.

718
00:38:52,411 --> 00:38:54,010
No?

719
00:38:54,012 --> 00:38:56,280
You're telling me you
didn't know Grace O'Malley?

720
00:39:07,393 --> 00:39:08,995
Really?

721
00:39:13,701 --> 00:39:15,702
That might be what it is,
actually, because...

722
00:39:17,371 --> 00:39:19,940
That's right.
Yeah, yeah, that's right.

723
00:39:27,815 --> 00:39:29,813
Right, so there's
a chance the buildings

724
00:39:29,815 --> 00:39:31,249
just don't exist any more.

725
00:39:31,251 --> 00:39:33,550
Could be one of
the ones left in ruins.

726
00:39:33,552 --> 00:39:35,922
She did point us out that map,
and it jutted there.

727
00:39:41,061 --> 00:39:44,298
Well, cheers, sir.
Thank you so much for your time.

728
00:39:48,101 --> 00:39:49,836
Of course, yeah.

729
00:40:07,621 --> 00:40:09,287
- No kidding?
- Right.

730
00:40:09,289 --> 00:40:10,421
The food was here.

731
00:40:10,423 --> 00:40:13,458
Armed guards in front
of the warehouse.

732
00:40:13,460 --> 00:40:14,992
Starving.

733
00:40:14,994 --> 00:40:16,827
Listen,
we'll continue our trek.

734
00:40:16,829 --> 00:40:18,764
Thank you so much
for your time, sir.

735
00:40:18,766 --> 00:40:20,465
- Thank you very much, eh?
- Absolute pleasure.

736
00:40:20,467 --> 00:40:22,836
Have a nice day.
Thank you for your time, sir.

737
00:40:24,670 --> 00:40:26,773
I'm Jay.
This is Eoin.

738
00:40:29,909 --> 00:40:31,709
On the map,

739
00:40:31,711 --> 00:40:33,612
the houses jutted out
this way,

740
00:40:33,614 --> 00:40:36,815
into the cross of Key Street
and Peter Street, right?

741
00:40:36,817 --> 00:40:38,650
Where this sort of
square is now,

742
00:40:38,652 --> 00:40:40,217
and as he just said,

743
00:40:40,219 --> 00:40:42,420
they tore a bunch of these down
to put these here.

744
00:40:42,422 --> 00:40:44,923
So once again,
just like in Halifax,

745
00:40:44,925 --> 00:40:46,825
where all of
the fifth ward was,

746
00:40:46,827 --> 00:40:48,860
all of where my ancestors
came from,

747
00:40:48,862 --> 00:40:50,795
destroyed in the explosion.

748
00:40:50,797 --> 00:40:52,896
Yet another place
that my ancestors...

749
00:40:52,898 --> 00:40:55,066
No trace whatsoever.

750
00:40:55,068 --> 00:40:57,834
I've walked this street
on Google Map Street View

751
00:40:57,836 --> 00:41:00,005
so many fucking times.

752
00:41:00,007 --> 00:41:02,340
I know this like
the back of my hand,

753
00:41:02,342 --> 00:41:04,374
I've looked at it
for years now.

754
00:41:04,376 --> 00:41:05,776
So, um...
Wow.

755
00:41:05,778 --> 00:41:07,778
What do you feel like now?

756
00:41:07,780 --> 00:41:11,016
Like this is, y'know, this is
the street where your, y'know...

757
00:41:11,018 --> 00:41:13,016
It's just hard
not to get emotional,

758
00:41:13,018 --> 00:41:15,887
and to know how hard a life
they would have lived.

759
00:41:15,889 --> 00:41:17,889
And, uh...

760
00:41:17,891 --> 00:41:20,691
Yeah, just like knowing
what it must be like to be

761
00:41:20,693 --> 00:41:23,461
a second-class citizen in
your own fucking country,

762
00:41:23,463 --> 00:41:27,697
and to know that you
stand a better chance

763
00:41:27,699 --> 00:41:29,501
crossing the bloody ocean

764
00:41:29,503 --> 00:41:32,170
and going to some place
you've never been

765
00:41:32,172 --> 00:41:34,639
than you do living,
growing up here, right, y'know?

766
00:41:34,641 --> 00:41:37,641
These men had chances,
and women had chances,

767
00:41:37,643 --> 00:41:39,443
to go to Canada
and have land.

768
00:41:39,445 --> 00:41:42,179
To have their own land,
to have their own house,

769
00:41:42,181 --> 00:41:44,849
- to be, to... y'know, that's...
- To be a person.

770
00:41:44,851 --> 00:41:47,117
To be a person, y'know,

771
00:41:47,119 --> 00:41:49,887
to come from a place where
to be Catholic was illegal.

772
00:41:49,889 --> 00:41:52,222
So the fact that
John and Thomas

773
00:41:52,224 --> 00:41:55,626
made it all the way over there,
got off the boat,

774
00:41:55,628 --> 00:41:57,762
and were able to start
lives for themselves,

775
00:41:57,764 --> 00:42:01,465
lives that directly... y'know,
200 years later, here I am,

776
00:42:01,467 --> 00:42:03,166
you know, like...

777
00:42:03,168 --> 00:42:06,771
It's pretty special stuff.

778
00:42:06,773 --> 00:42:09,541
Thank you,
Cathair Na Mart.

779
00:42:09,543 --> 00:42:12,010
God hates the Irish
and the Jews, man.

780
00:42:12,012 --> 00:42:13,311
I'm tellin' you.

781
00:42:13,313 --> 00:42:16,548
Both my people.
Fuck's sake.

782
00:43:05,998 --> 00:43:09,967
♪ You might share thy travel ♪

783
00:43:09,969 --> 00:43:13,336
♪ Many sights I have seen ♪

784
00:43:13,338 --> 00:43:17,941
♪ Since I left
my old home in ♪

785
00:43:17,943 --> 00:43:22,146
♪ That island of green ♪

786
00:43:22,148 --> 00:43:26,516
♪ From London to Boston ♪

787
00:43:26,518 --> 00:43:30,720
♪ Wherever I roam ♪

788
00:43:30,722 --> 00:43:34,892
♪ I long to return to ♪

789
00:43:34,894 --> 00:43:38,829
♪ My own Sligo home ♪

790
00:43:38,831 --> 00:43:43,668
♪ O joyful that good day ♪

791
00:43:43,670 --> 00:43:47,304
♪ That we all spent ♪

792
00:43:47,306 --> 00:43:51,541
♪ As we walk by Glencar ♪

793
00:43:51,543 --> 00:43:55,813
♪ So happy and content ♪

794
00:43:55,815 --> 00:43:59,916
♪ In hazel green meadows ♪

795
00:43:59,918 --> 00:44:04,121
♪ I oft walk alone ♪

796
00:44:04,123 --> 00:44:06,824
♪ Amidst the green hills ♪

797
00:44:06,826 --> 00:44:12,329
♪ Of my own Sligo home ♪

798
00:44:12,331 --> 00:44:16,733
♪ Oh, the bright lights
of London ♪

799
00:44:16,735 --> 00:44:20,470
♪ Are pretty to see ♪

800
00:44:20,472 --> 00:44:24,876
♪ And the sidewalks
of New York ♪

801
00:44:24,878 --> 00:44:28,780
♪ Are so grand to me ♪

802
00:44:28,782 --> 00:44:32,749
♪ Someday I will wander ♪

803
00:44:32,751 --> 00:44:36,787
♪ Back home past the foam ♪

804
00:44:36,789 --> 00:44:40,858
♪ To take the road westward ♪

805
00:44:40,860 --> 00:44:46,333
♪ To my own Sligo home ♪

806
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:10,521
Approaching
the final lap, my friend.

807
00:45:10,523 --> 00:45:12,990
- Many people have done it.
- Goodbye, Ireland.

808
00:45:12,992 --> 00:45:14,958
- Your ancestors did it.
- No kidding, eh?

809
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,394
Jumped on a boat and...

810
00:45:17,396 --> 00:45:19,863
We're taking a Celtic journey
too, Ireland to Glasgow.

811
00:45:19,865 --> 00:45:22,766
Yeah, a lot of
Irish people do that too.

812
00:45:22,768 --> 00:45:25,369
Yeah, boy.

813
00:45:25,371 --> 00:45:27,704
There she blows.
There's a big ship.

814
00:45:27,706 --> 00:45:29,673
- Hi there.
- Hi, how are you?

815
00:45:29,675 --> 00:45:32,976
- Good, how are you doing?
- I'm fine, nice to see you.

816
00:45:32,978 --> 00:45:34,878
Nice to see you.

817
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,313
So are you going to
actually see Celtic play?

818
00:45:36,315 --> 00:45:37,615
Yes, we are, on Saturday.

819
00:45:37,617 --> 00:45:39,983
On Saturday?
Are you all excited?

820
00:45:39,985 --> 00:45:41,286
You know it.
Can't you tell?

821
00:45:41,288 --> 00:45:43,655
At least we've got
a good day for it.

822
00:45:43,657 --> 00:45:45,423
It's a lovely day.

823
00:45:45,425 --> 00:45:47,691
You go on up the doorway there
and I'll see you in the car.

824
00:45:47,693 --> 00:45:49,693
- Yes, ma'am. Thank you.
- Thanks a mil.

825
00:45:49,695 --> 00:45:51,829
She's friggin' nice as hell.
Jesus Christ.

826
00:45:51,831 --> 00:45:53,831
Hi, there. How are you?

827
00:45:53,833 --> 00:45:56,333
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, lane five, she said?

828
00:45:56,335 --> 00:45:58,001
You just follow the path.

829
00:45:58,003 --> 00:45:59,403
Thank you so much.

830
00:45:59,405 --> 00:46:01,704
Fuck, these people are nice.

831
00:46:01,706 --> 00:46:03,307
Jesus Christ almighty.

832
00:46:03,309 --> 00:46:05,675
They do know that
it's Jay Baruchel.

833
00:46:05,677 --> 00:46:10,250
Hey, fuck, Eoin, no one
knows who the fuck I am.

834
00:46:13,253 --> 00:46:17,054
We don't often get
Hollywood actors here.

835
00:46:17,056 --> 00:46:19,891
- So we're all excited.
- Okay, good.

836
00:47:29,528 --> 00:47:32,597
We're a few hour
drive away, my friend.

837
00:47:32,599 --> 00:47:35,331
Aye, welcome to Scotland!

838
00:47:35,333 --> 00:47:37,034
Welcome to Cairnryan.

839
00:47:37,036 --> 00:47:39,637
Cairnryan...

840
00:47:39,639 --> 00:47:42,639
It's a beautiful country.
Ireland's cousin.

841
00:47:42,641 --> 00:47:44,976
- It feels very familiar.
- It does, doesn't it?

842
00:47:44,978 --> 00:47:46,476
Yeah.

843
00:47:46,478 --> 00:47:48,412
One thing I notice
right off the bat,

844
00:47:48,414 --> 00:47:52,119
how much sunnier
it is than Ireland.

845
00:47:53,786 --> 00:47:57,121
But we are, we are bound
for my favourite city

846
00:47:57,123 --> 00:47:58,722
outside of Canada.

847
00:47:58,724 --> 00:48:01,023
Glasgow is... it's
a wicked city.

848
00:48:01,025 --> 00:48:02,458
It's such a good town.

849
00:48:02,460 --> 00:48:05,130
It's given the world
so much great music

850
00:48:05,132 --> 00:48:08,632
and movies
and literature and sport,

851
00:48:08,634 --> 00:48:10,867
and you feel it
when you're there.

852
00:48:10,869 --> 00:48:13,436
It's also the murder
capital of Europe,

853
00:48:13,438 --> 00:48:16,541
but you know, listen,

854
00:48:16,543 --> 00:48:18,376
that just adds
to the flavour, right?

855
00:48:18,378 --> 00:48:20,713
Yeah, I mean,
you can't be perfect.

856
00:48:56,882 --> 00:48:59,650
The Gorbals is
a working class area

857
00:48:59,652 --> 00:49:01,385
which Celtic
has its roots in.

858
00:49:01,387 --> 00:49:03,487
We've got a guide
teed up called Tony.

859
00:49:03,489 --> 00:49:05,956
He knows the area like
the back of his hand.

860
00:49:05,958 --> 00:49:08,458
And he's taking some time out
to show us around

861
00:49:08,460 --> 00:49:10,159
and act as a tour guide.

862
00:49:10,161 --> 00:49:12,597
Cool.

863
00:49:30,849 --> 00:49:32,148
- Tony?
- Yeah.

864
00:49:32,150 --> 00:49:37,655
- This is Jay.
- Nice to meet you, sir.

865
00:49:37,657 --> 00:49:39,523
Yeah, thanks for
having us today

866
00:49:39,525 --> 00:49:42,358
at the iconic
Brazen Head Pub.

867
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:44,260
This is a spot, is it?

868
00:49:44,262 --> 00:49:48,664
The last of
a dying breed are here.

869
00:49:48,666 --> 00:49:50,733
So let's have
a look around the area.

870
00:49:50,735 --> 00:49:53,204
- Yeah, let's take a look.
- Dip into Celtic folklore.

871
00:49:53,206 --> 00:49:55,072
I'd love to.

872
00:49:55,074 --> 00:49:57,275
Let's do it.

873
00:49:57,277 --> 00:49:59,980
After you.
Lead the way.

874
00:50:20,666 --> 00:50:22,432
What does football
and Celtic mean

875
00:50:22,434 --> 00:50:24,003
to this community here?

876
00:50:31,943 --> 00:50:34,380
Well said.

877
00:50:43,289 --> 00:50:45,057
Was he really?

878
00:50:49,295 --> 00:50:50,829
Of course, yeah.

879
00:50:53,264 --> 00:50:54,932
Not the Pinkertons...

880
00:50:54,934 --> 00:50:58,202
The Pinkertons?
So the first Pinkerton?

881
00:50:58,204 --> 00:50:59,572
Holy smokes!

882
00:51:02,641 --> 00:51:05,041
So the real question isn't
who comes from the Gorbals.

883
00:51:05,043 --> 00:51:07,579
Who the fuck doesn't
come from the Gorbals?

884
00:51:16,956 --> 00:51:18,789
Yeah, that's lovely.
That's lovely.

885
00:51:18,791 --> 00:51:20,691
With a local celebrity
like yourself.

886
00:51:20,693 --> 00:51:22,525
That's it, clearly.
Fuck Thomas Lipton.

887
00:51:22,527 --> 00:51:24,863
We're with Tony Donnelly
right there.

888
00:51:26,699 --> 00:51:29,467
Celtic as a club,
as an organization, y'know,

889
00:51:29,469 --> 00:51:31,735
you have an association
always with Irish,

890
00:51:31,737 --> 00:51:33,470
but it's not technically true.

891
00:51:33,472 --> 00:51:36,509
It was Jewish, Italian,
it was Irish...

892
00:51:47,353 --> 00:51:49,722
No, probably not.

893
00:51:54,260 --> 00:51:55,559
Single greatest memory,

894
00:51:55,561 --> 00:51:57,797
if you had to pick
one above all?

895
00:52:03,335 --> 00:52:05,571
Really?

896
00:52:17,983 --> 00:52:20,053
Yeah, entertainment, always.

897
00:52:22,121 --> 00:52:23,590
Are you serious?

898
00:53:03,195 --> 00:53:04,729
Another fine
young gentleman.

899
00:53:04,731 --> 00:53:06,363
Aye.

900
00:53:06,365 --> 00:53:09,566
The academy right there.

901
00:53:09,568 --> 00:53:11,901
Alumni...

902
00:53:11,903 --> 00:53:13,505
Hi!

903
00:53:18,744 --> 00:53:21,780
So was Eoin's accent
common in these parts?

904
00:53:29,621 --> 00:53:31,621
Spot the foreigner here.
Come on.

905
00:53:31,623 --> 00:53:33,860
You couldn't find
a Scot in here?

906
00:54:26,411 --> 00:54:28,080
Hard way of life?

907
00:55:48,860 --> 00:55:51,830
Saved a lot
of people, didn't it?

908
00:56:30,769 --> 00:56:32,672
Father...

909
00:56:34,340 --> 00:56:38,144
I brought my wallet.
It's great. We can sort it out.

910
00:56:48,753 --> 00:56:50,389
Oh, my God.

911
00:56:54,025 --> 00:56:56,427
Thank you, Father.
Thank you very much.

912
00:56:56,429 --> 00:56:59,362
- You're more than welcome.
- Thank you.

913
00:56:59,364 --> 00:57:00,697
Father, thank you so much.

914
00:57:00,699 --> 00:57:04,137
That means...
That means a great deal.

915
00:57:30,394 --> 00:57:32,796
There is
a founding father of Celtic.

916
00:57:32,798 --> 00:57:34,298
He was their first manager.

917
00:57:34,300 --> 00:57:36,633
He played for them as
a player before that...

918
00:57:36,635 --> 00:57:38,369
And that's Willie Maley.

919
00:57:38,371 --> 00:57:40,237
Willie Maley, yes.
Willie Maley.

920
00:57:40,239 --> 00:57:42,338
I have my book that I wrote
about Willie Maley.

921
00:57:42,340 --> 00:57:45,476
I described him as
"The man who made Celtic."

922
00:57:45,478 --> 00:57:48,244
He actually played
in the first game.

923
00:57:48,246 --> 00:57:51,414
He also played in
the first Scottish Cup final

924
00:57:51,416 --> 00:57:53,717
- against Queen's Park in 1892...
- Geez!

925
00:57:53,719 --> 00:57:57,487
And when they went
through a bad spell in 1897,

926
00:57:57,489 --> 00:58:01,023
he became the first ever
paid manager of the club.

927
00:58:01,025 --> 00:58:03,726
And he was the manager
of the club

928
00:58:03,728 --> 00:58:05,561
from 1897 'til 1940.

929
00:58:05,563 --> 00:58:07,264
Holy smokes!

930
00:58:07,266 --> 00:58:09,164
That might be the longest
tenure in football history.

931
00:58:09,166 --> 00:58:11,001
I'm not sure about that.

932
00:58:11,003 --> 00:58:12,836
I think it's probably
the longest tenure

933
00:58:12,838 --> 00:58:15,070
in British history,
I think it probably is.

934
00:58:15,072 --> 00:58:17,773
Jay's ancestors in Ireland,
as we found out,

935
00:58:17,775 --> 00:58:19,242
are O'Malley.

936
00:58:19,244 --> 00:58:21,244
- Right.
- From Westport.

937
00:58:21,246 --> 00:58:23,746
And I am wondering...
Willie Maley...

938
00:58:23,748 --> 00:58:25,416
Is there an Irish connection?

939
00:58:25,418 --> 00:58:28,452
Oh, very much so.
Very much so. Very much Irish.

940
00:58:28,454 --> 00:58:30,820
His mother was Canadian...
Mary Montgomery.

941
00:58:30,822 --> 00:58:32,322
Wait, what?

942
00:58:32,324 --> 00:58:34,157
- His mother was Canadian.
- No, she wasn't!

943
00:58:34,159 --> 00:58:37,461
Oh, yes, and Maley's father,
Thomas Maley,

944
00:58:37,463 --> 00:58:39,729
sometimes called
"Malley," incidentally,

945
00:58:39,731 --> 00:58:42,465
some of the supporters thought
it was Willie Malley,

946
00:58:42,467 --> 00:58:44,267
rather than Maley.

947
00:58:44,269 --> 00:58:46,537
And his dad's name was Thomas?

948
00:58:46,539 --> 00:58:47,905
Yes, he was Irish.

949
00:58:47,907 --> 00:58:51,441
So we can categorically say

950
00:58:51,443 --> 00:58:54,510
that Willie Maley,
the man who made Celtic,

951
00:58:54,512 --> 00:58:56,112
would not have happened

952
00:58:56,114 --> 00:58:58,748
without Canada
and without Ireland.

953
00:58:58,750 --> 00:59:00,217
Certainly not.

954
00:59:00,219 --> 00:59:03,253
You're a third-generation
Celtic man.

955
00:59:03,255 --> 00:59:05,421
Is your life and Celtic
sort of inseparable

956
00:59:05,423 --> 00:59:06,722
to a certain degree?

957
00:59:06,724 --> 00:59:09,193
To a certain extent,
yes, yeah.

958
00:59:09,195 --> 00:59:11,961
If somebody mentions to me,
for example, a year,

959
00:59:11,963 --> 00:59:14,363
if somebody says
something like 1962,

960
00:59:14,365 --> 00:59:18,469
I say, "Oh, no, the Razors
won the cup then!"

961
00:59:18,471 --> 00:59:20,637
All your reference
points are Celtic?

962
00:59:20,639 --> 00:59:23,807
1972 was the year...
70 was the year I got married.

963
00:59:23,809 --> 00:59:26,108
It was also
the year that Dixie Dean

964
00:59:26,110 --> 00:59:28,945
scored a hat trick
in the cup.

965
00:59:28,947 --> 00:59:30,748
Which one is at the top?

966
00:59:30,750 --> 00:59:33,617
Now, I wouldn't like to say.
I wouldn't like to say.

967
00:59:33,619 --> 00:59:35,552
Just in case my wife
sees this program.

968
00:59:35,554 --> 00:59:37,753
No, hundred percent.
That's a very smart decision.

969
00:59:47,298 --> 00:59:49,298
Going to fuckin'
Lennoxtown, buddy.

970
00:59:49,300 --> 00:59:50,767
I can't believe

971
00:59:50,769 --> 00:59:53,103
that we're actually going to
watch Celtic train.

972
00:59:53,105 --> 00:59:54,938
- This is...
- Hallowed ground.

973
00:59:54,940 --> 00:59:56,139
...really, really exciting.

974
00:59:56,141 --> 00:59:57,476
Yeah, hallowed ground.

975
01:00:00,545 --> 01:00:03,545
Pleased to meet ya.
Good on ya!

976
01:00:03,547 --> 01:00:05,682
Sorry, I loved hanging out
with Tony yesterday.

977
01:00:05,684 --> 01:00:07,050
Yeah.

978
01:00:07,052 --> 01:00:08,818
- Beep-beep!
- How's it by ye?

979
01:00:08,820 --> 01:00:11,655
- Come on the Hoops!
- Come on the Hoops! Yeah, alright!

980
01:00:11,657 --> 01:00:14,224
I love that when he walked
past the hairdressing salon

981
01:00:14,226 --> 01:00:16,726
and he's knocking on
the window at the women.

982
01:00:16,728 --> 01:00:19,095
Ah!

983
01:00:19,097 --> 01:00:21,630
'Ello, how are ya?
How's it going?

984
01:00:21,632 --> 01:00:23,133
Aye, how's it going?

985
01:00:23,135 --> 01:00:25,571
Yeah, we're doing
a film in here.

986
01:00:27,338 --> 01:00:29,174
Brilliant.

987
01:00:36,681 --> 01:00:38,648
I just can't...

988
01:00:38,650 --> 01:00:41,017
can't quite wait to
meet John Collins.

989
01:00:41,019 --> 01:00:43,354
Is that going to be
special for you?

990
01:00:43,356 --> 01:00:44,420
Yeah, you know?

991
01:00:44,422 --> 01:00:46,356
I can count
probably on one hand

992
01:00:46,358 --> 01:00:50,360
the players that I had
individual posters on my wall.

993
01:00:50,362 --> 01:00:54,063
- Yeah, and he was one of them?
- He was one of them.

994
01:00:54,065 --> 01:00:57,633
Dark hair,
square jawline.

995
01:00:57,635 --> 01:00:59,436
Like deeply attractive man.

996
01:00:59,438 --> 01:01:02,738
Like when he was a player,
like in his mid-20s.

997
01:01:02,740 --> 01:01:06,209
He looks the exact same. It's
like Mel Gibson in <i>Forever Young.</i>

998
01:01:06,211 --> 01:01:08,177
- Yeah, that's right.
- Nothing has changed.

999
01:01:08,179 --> 01:01:13,018
- That's amazing.
- My God. He's like an Adonis.

1000
01:01:15,086 --> 01:01:17,320
Now this is a pretty
spectacular drive.

1001
01:01:17,322 --> 01:01:18,956
Gorgeous.

1002
01:01:18,958 --> 01:01:20,289
That's where
Lennoxtown is,

1003
01:01:20,291 --> 01:01:22,057
right at the top
of that mountain.

1004
01:01:22,059 --> 01:01:23,626
That's right, yeah.

1005
01:01:23,628 --> 01:01:26,630
The League of Shadows,
Christopher Nolan, <i>Batman,</i>

1006
01:01:26,632 --> 01:01:28,331
he actually borrowed it

1007
01:01:28,333 --> 01:01:30,266
from the origin story
of Lennoxtown.

1008
01:01:30,268 --> 01:01:31,900
Yes, exactly right, yeah.
Famously.

1009
01:01:31,902 --> 01:01:35,537
You've got Brother Walfrid,
Willie Maley, Ra's al Ghul.

1010
01:01:35,539 --> 01:01:38,041
- Those are the sort of...
- It's the holy trinity.

1011
01:01:38,043 --> 01:01:41,247
That's what they refer to it as
in Celtic kind of folklore.

1012
01:01:54,994 --> 01:01:58,264
I can't quite
believe I'm here.

1013
01:02:44,409 --> 01:02:47,577
So we have Scott Brown
over here in the T-shirt,

1014
01:02:47,579 --> 01:02:50,179
the grey T-shirt,
he's the captain.

1015
01:02:50,181 --> 01:02:53,682
Charlie Mulgrew, he's got
an immaculate left foot.

1016
01:02:53,684 --> 01:02:56,019
Could open a can of beans
with his left foot,

1017
01:02:56,021 --> 01:02:57,519
as you'd say.

1018
01:02:57,521 --> 01:02:59,690
Also watching, watching
John Collins in the middle

1019
01:02:59,692 --> 01:03:02,559
of the training himself,
in his late, mid-40s.

1020
01:03:02,561 --> 01:03:06,295
Ready, go under pressure,
cameras rolling, go!

1021
01:03:06,297 --> 01:03:09,100
Pressure, pressure,
let's go!

1022
01:03:12,271 --> 01:03:15,170
See that touch right there,
just instant trap there,

1023
01:03:15,172 --> 01:03:16,474
and that was it,
right back.

1024
01:03:22,181 --> 01:03:24,479
I just want to be in
the middle of it.

1025
01:03:24,481 --> 01:03:26,816
I just want one
of the guys to go,

1026
01:03:26,818 --> 01:03:31,287
"Hey, you want to get in here
and train with us?"

1027
01:03:31,289 --> 01:03:34,456
I'd be like, "Nah,"
and actually deep down like,

1028
01:03:34,458 --> 01:03:37,362
"Oh God, yeah.
Totally!"

1029
01:03:46,338 --> 01:03:48,572
God, Brown's a fuckin'
specimen, eh?

1030
01:03:48,574 --> 01:03:49,873
Jesus Christ!

1031
01:03:49,875 --> 01:03:52,909
He's a fuckin' terrier,
isn't he, Brown?

1032
01:03:52,911 --> 01:03:56,079
You can see how much they enjoy
each other's company as well.

1033
01:03:56,081 --> 01:03:59,115
It's laughter, and joking,
and everything's so relaxed.

1034
01:03:59,117 --> 01:04:01,286
So it's fantastic.

1035
01:04:02,487 --> 01:04:05,521
I'm looking around
at like rolling fells

1036
01:04:05,523 --> 01:04:08,724
and mist
and snow-capped mountains,

1037
01:04:08,726 --> 01:04:11,461
and in the middle of it
is Celtic training.

1038
01:04:11,463 --> 01:04:14,834
You can't get more
romantic than that, can you?

1039
01:04:24,842 --> 01:04:27,480
Oh, fuck sake.

1040
01:04:31,782 --> 01:04:34,217
You psyched them out, Baruchel.

1041
01:04:34,219 --> 01:04:36,322
That's not true.

1042
01:04:38,422 --> 01:04:40,155
- Ooh!
- Ah, fuck sake.

1043
01:04:40,157 --> 01:04:42,427
- Alright.
- I gotta beat one.

1044
01:04:45,664 --> 01:04:48,164
Fuck sakes!

1045
01:04:48,166 --> 01:04:50,266
Whose idea was this?

1046
01:04:50,268 --> 01:04:53,737
Honour to meet you.

1047
01:04:53,739 --> 01:04:56,005
Scott, Eoin, how's it going,
mate, you alright?

1048
01:04:56,007 --> 01:04:58,909
Where did you
live in Canada?

1049
01:04:58,911 --> 01:05:00,679
Really?
Near Niagara Falls?

1050
01:05:02,179 --> 01:05:03,579
For real?

1051
01:05:03,581 --> 01:05:05,817
That's awesome,
what brought you there?

1052
01:05:07,085 --> 01:05:09,753
Oh, very cool.
That's awesome.

1053
01:05:09,755 --> 01:05:12,324
Did you play some hockey when
you were in St. Catherine's?

1054
01:05:24,969 --> 01:05:26,771
Yeah, of course.

1055
01:05:33,043 --> 01:05:35,979
We're going to do some
crossbar challenge work here?

1056
01:05:35,981 --> 01:05:37,146
Let's go for it.

1057
01:05:37,148 --> 01:05:39,115
Alright, homey,
you go first.

1058
01:05:39,117 --> 01:05:41,353
Now we're trying to hit
the fuckin' cross bar, right?

1059
01:05:43,088 --> 01:05:45,557
Oh, fuck!

1060
01:05:48,726 --> 01:05:50,626
Not the most
athletically fuckin'

1061
01:05:50,628 --> 01:05:52,494
naturally gifted
guy out there,

1062
01:05:52,496 --> 01:05:54,563
so here we go, boys.

1063
01:05:54,565 --> 01:05:56,701
God hates a coward.

1064
01:05:58,536 --> 01:06:01,371
Oh, fuckin' hell!
Jesus Christ almighty.

1065
01:06:01,373 --> 01:06:02,838
Mulgrew
is laughing at you.

1066
01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:04,342
Alright, home boy.

1067
01:06:05,945 --> 01:06:08,912
You see how close
the Irishman got.

1068
01:06:08,914 --> 01:06:10,479
Ooh!

1069
01:06:10,481 --> 01:06:12,684
About the same,
about the same.

1070
01:06:14,251 --> 01:06:16,686
Scott, you want
to get in on this?

1071
01:06:16,688 --> 01:06:18,490
Come on.

1072
01:06:22,860 --> 01:06:24,860
Hey!

1073
01:06:24,862 --> 01:06:26,931
My man...
My man!

1074
01:06:30,034 --> 01:06:32,302
I realized, as you
went to take that kick,

1075
01:06:32,304 --> 01:06:34,202
that you're wearing
just fuckin' socks,

1076
01:06:34,204 --> 01:06:36,539
and I was like, oh, there's
probably legal ramifications

1077
01:06:36,541 --> 01:06:38,273
to what just happened.

1078
01:06:38,275 --> 01:06:40,011
Alright.
Yeah, come on, Cork City.

1079
01:06:42,713 --> 01:06:44,416
Oh!

1080
01:06:47,353 --> 01:06:50,019
So that's me in the lead
at the moment, right?

1081
01:06:50,021 --> 01:06:51,320
Just to confirm

1082
01:06:51,322 --> 01:06:53,255
with these professional
footballers?

1083
01:06:53,257 --> 01:06:55,026
All of Montreal
is watching you, kid.

1084
01:06:57,528 --> 01:07:00,465
Alright,
St. Catherine's, it's you.

1085
01:07:03,302 --> 01:07:04,937
Shite!

1086
01:07:07,139 --> 01:07:09,407
That legitimately bugged you.

1087
01:07:10,474 --> 01:07:12,342
- Thank you, Charlie.
- You're welcome.

1088
01:07:12,344 --> 01:07:14,012
You've certainly
got natural ability.

1089
01:07:16,614 --> 01:07:18,849
You ever meet
a humble Irishman?

1090
01:07:18,851 --> 01:07:19,885
Aw, fuck's sake.

1091
01:07:21,753 --> 01:07:23,586
How are you, sir?

1092
01:07:23,588 --> 01:07:26,523
Thanks so much for taking
the time, Mr. Collins.

1093
01:07:26,525 --> 01:07:27,925
Appreciate it.

1094
01:07:29,695 --> 01:07:31,661
Whichever.
Whichever comes naturally.

1095
01:07:31,663 --> 01:07:33,362
Whatever your default
position is.

1096
01:07:33,364 --> 01:07:35,298
I'm still kind of quite
happy with myself.

1097
01:07:35,300 --> 01:07:38,834
I just beat Mulgrew and Brown
in crossbar challenge.

1098
01:07:38,836 --> 01:07:41,972
Yeah.

1099
01:07:41,974 --> 01:07:45,477
What is the difference between
Celtic and every other club?

1100
01:07:52,918 --> 01:07:54,851
Well said.

1101
01:07:54,853 --> 01:07:56,818
How did it feel when you
signed for the club,

1102
01:07:56,820 --> 01:07:58,489
back in the day?

1103
01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:04,629
Did you really?

1104
01:08:17,576 --> 01:08:20,677
This is kind of
a big moment for me.

1105
01:08:20,679 --> 01:08:23,679
You and your teammates
came to Cork,

1106
01:08:23,681 --> 01:08:26,182
pre-season friendly,
to play Cork City.

1107
01:08:26,184 --> 01:08:28,985
And in the stands was
me and my older brothers,

1108
01:08:28,987 --> 01:08:32,121
my very first game I went to.
But after the game,

1109
01:08:32,123 --> 01:08:34,991
I got to shake your hand when
I was an eight-year-old kid,

1110
01:08:34,993 --> 01:08:38,361
so it was a special
moment for me.

1111
01:08:38,363 --> 01:08:40,432
Happy days.
The good old days.

1112
01:08:45,270 --> 01:08:48,737
That's the main thing.
Every cloud.

1113
01:08:48,739 --> 01:08:51,007
No, so thank you
for being here today.

1114
01:08:51,009 --> 01:08:54,943
- It's a big moment.
- Well, shake his hand again.

1115
01:08:54,945 --> 01:08:56,881
Absolutely.

1116
01:08:58,550 --> 01:09:00,049
Well, I don't want to brag.

1117
01:09:00,051 --> 01:09:02,585
I'm not the type to be
incredibly selfish,

1118
01:09:02,587 --> 01:09:04,086
but I did beat
Charlie Mulgrew

1119
01:09:04,088 --> 01:09:05,988
and Scott Brown
at crossbar challenge.

1120
01:09:05,990 --> 01:09:07,956
And Jay Baruchel.

1121
01:09:07,958 --> 01:09:09,659
Oh, sorry.

1122
01:09:09,661 --> 01:09:11,794
I think that's
my career highlight.

1123
01:09:11,796 --> 01:09:14,530
Everything else in my life

1124
01:09:14,532 --> 01:09:16,900
will fail in comparison
to hearing that "ping!"

1125
01:09:16,902 --> 01:09:18,601
when that ball
hit that crossbar.

1126
01:09:18,603 --> 01:09:20,269
That was pretty sweet,
wasn't it?

1127
01:09:20,271 --> 01:09:23,272
And plus Scott Brown... It wasn't
a bad effort, to be fair.

1128
01:09:24,809 --> 01:09:27,244
There's no higher praise.
There's no higher praise!

1129
01:09:27,246 --> 01:09:30,880
I'm like, "Did anyone get that?
Anyone get that on the audio?"

1130
01:09:30,882 --> 01:09:33,782
The audible sound of pre-ejaculate
filling your underwear.

1131
01:09:33,784 --> 01:09:35,518
There's a technical
term for that.

1132
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:37,786
Oh, skeet, yeah.
I could hear this little...

1133
01:09:37,788 --> 01:09:40,522
I heard this fuckin'
"pfft" sound.

1134
01:09:40,524 --> 01:09:42,858
No, it's...
y'know what,

1135
01:09:42,860 --> 01:09:44,794
there's nothing like
friendship and someone

1136
01:09:44,796 --> 01:09:46,795
there supporting you through
a key moment in your life.

1137
01:09:46,797 --> 01:09:48,697
No, thanks, buddy,
I... no, I appreciate it.

1138
01:09:48,699 --> 01:09:50,398
No, it's good.

1139
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:51,867
Yeah, I love you too.

1140
01:09:51,869 --> 01:09:55,338
"Hi, I'm Eoin...
Ooooh! ...Callaghan."

1141
01:10:18,997 --> 01:10:20,296
So look, we, uh...

1142
01:10:20,298 --> 01:10:22,798
I've never been...
I've never been to Celtic Park.

1143
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:24,299
What can I expect tomorrow?

1144
01:10:24,301 --> 01:10:26,436
One of the big things
that's changed is like

1145
01:10:26,438 --> 01:10:28,303
the whole approach
to the Celtic Park.

1146
01:10:28,305 --> 01:10:30,906
The east end of Glasgow is
under massive redevelopment.

1147
01:10:30,908 --> 01:10:32,909
So we missed our chance
to see Celtic,

1148
01:10:32,911 --> 01:10:34,843
is what you're telling me?

1149
01:10:34,845 --> 01:10:37,647
You're being a real
downer here, Gerry.

1150
01:10:37,649 --> 01:10:39,816
Fuckin' lamenting
the good old days.

1151
01:10:39,818 --> 01:10:42,751
We just want you to tell us
it's going to be exciting.

1152
01:10:42,753 --> 01:10:44,954
Well, obviously
it goes without saying

1153
01:10:44,956 --> 01:10:47,057
that the thing that will strike
you will be the atmosphere.

1154
01:10:47,059 --> 01:10:49,159
It's the songs.

1155
01:10:49,161 --> 01:10:51,259
I've been saying the whole trip
I know once the songs kick in,

1156
01:10:51,261 --> 01:10:52,762
I'm going to become
a fuckin' embarrassment.

1157
01:10:52,764 --> 01:10:54,863
How did you guys
meet each other?

1158
01:10:54,865 --> 01:10:56,566
How did this kind of
connection kind of happen?

1159
01:10:56,568 --> 01:10:58,335
Kind of the same as you.

1160
01:10:58,337 --> 01:10:59,768
Like, we were sort of,
I guess,

1161
01:10:59,770 --> 01:11:01,771
like fans of each other
or some shit,

1162
01:11:01,773 --> 01:11:03,305
and we started
kind of just...

1163
01:11:03,307 --> 01:11:05,407
and we realized
that we're both like fans

1164
01:11:05,409 --> 01:11:06,843
of the same fuckin' teams.

1165
01:11:06,845 --> 01:11:08,745
And so I was like, I'm
coming to your city,

1166
01:11:08,747 --> 01:11:10,780
we should probably
fuckin' hang out.

1167
01:11:10,782 --> 01:11:12,714
No, Twitter is the Grindr
for straight guys.

1168
01:11:12,716 --> 01:11:15,218
So this is how we met,
you know what I mean?

1169
01:11:15,220 --> 01:11:17,085
Hey, buddy,
you want to hang out?

1170
01:11:17,087 --> 01:11:19,222
- It doesn't mean anything.
- This isn't too weird at all!

1171
01:11:19,224 --> 01:11:21,758
Here's to the great fuckin'
straight dude party, boys.

1172
01:12:13,845 --> 01:12:16,544
- My God.
- My lord. Look at this.

1173
01:12:16,546 --> 01:12:20,618
Do you understand what
we're getting to do right now?

1174
01:12:29,594 --> 01:12:32,663
Oh, my lord!

1175
01:12:35,434 --> 01:12:37,634
Holy smokes.

1176
01:12:37,636 --> 01:12:39,771
Oh, my God.

1177
01:12:42,039 --> 01:12:45,040
Stay off the white line?
We're allowed, right?

1178
01:12:45,042 --> 01:12:47,712
Real quick, real quick,
real quick.

1179
01:13:04,729 --> 01:13:06,696
Watch the line,
watch the line.

1180
01:13:06,698 --> 01:13:08,664
Welcome, buddy.

1181
01:13:08,666 --> 01:13:10,168
Thank you.

1182
01:13:11,868 --> 01:13:14,072
This is pretty amazing.

1183
01:13:26,850 --> 01:13:29,552
Irish people don't emote at all.

1184
01:13:29,554 --> 01:13:31,187
It's not a thing we do.
We're not comfortable with it.

1185
01:13:31,189 --> 01:13:33,022
So when you get
a quivering lip,

1186
01:13:33,024 --> 01:13:35,858
or when you get your little
twinkle in the eye,

1187
01:13:35,860 --> 01:13:38,093
and a little bit of
moisture around the eyelids,

1188
01:13:38,095 --> 01:13:39,695
that's a big thing for us.

1189
01:13:39,697 --> 01:13:42,397
You think of how many players

1190
01:13:42,399 --> 01:13:45,099
have walked through that tunnel
and onto that pitch,

1191
01:13:45,101 --> 01:13:47,836
and you just feel,
you just feel ten foot tall.

1192
01:13:47,838 --> 01:13:50,305
You cannot compete with
what Celtic has as a club.

1193
01:13:50,307 --> 01:13:52,942
The reason it was set up
was to give something.

1194
01:13:52,944 --> 01:13:55,311
It was to be inclusive
and open its doors.

1195
01:13:55,313 --> 01:13:58,414
So when you're here,
you're reminded

1196
01:13:58,416 --> 01:13:59,915
about what sport can be.

1197
01:13:59,917 --> 01:14:02,019
That's what's been so great.

1198
01:14:13,497 --> 01:14:15,632
You know the Celtic
fans around the world

1199
01:14:15,634 --> 01:14:16,665
are watching you.

1200
01:14:16,667 --> 01:14:18,000
I would be lying to them,

1201
01:14:18,002 --> 01:14:19,902
I've watched this show
so many times.

1202
01:14:19,904 --> 01:14:21,403
Like I can't believe
I'm actually sitting here.

1203
01:14:21,405 --> 01:14:23,539
- Ready to go?
- We're ready, yeah.

1204
01:14:23,541 --> 01:14:25,444
Born ready.

1205
01:14:27,645 --> 01:14:29,678
Hello,
and a very warm welcome

1206
01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:31,313
to today's
The Match Day live show.

1207
01:14:31,315 --> 01:14:32,482
It's match day 26,

1208
01:14:32,484 --> 01:14:34,549
and in just under
half an hour's time,

1209
01:14:34,551 --> 01:14:37,120
Celtic will be taking on
Inverness Caley Thistle.

1210
01:14:37,122 --> 01:14:39,120
And joining me in
the Celtic TV studio

1211
01:14:39,122 --> 01:14:41,290
for today's show is someone
that has just admitted

1212
01:14:41,292 --> 01:14:43,793
he's usually at home
watching this show.

1213
01:14:43,795 --> 01:14:45,960
- It's Jay Baruchel, everybody.
- Hi there.

1214
01:14:45,962 --> 01:14:47,964
Jay, thank you so much
for joining us.

1215
01:14:47,966 --> 01:14:49,531
It's amazing to have
you in the studio.

1216
01:14:49,533 --> 01:14:51,201
Hey, thanks for having me.

1217
01:14:51,203 --> 01:14:53,570
This is your first game
at Paradise, isn't it?

1218
01:14:53,572 --> 01:14:54,836
It is indeed, yeah,

1219
01:14:54,838 --> 01:14:56,772
It's a stadium that
I've seen on TV,

1220
01:14:56,774 --> 01:14:58,875
on my computer,
on Football Manager,

1221
01:14:58,877 --> 01:15:00,308
and on FIFA plenty of times.

1222
01:15:00,310 --> 01:15:03,077
But yeah, I've always been
watching it from afar...

1223
01:15:03,079 --> 01:15:06,048
So I'm on hallowed ground now.
It's pretty exciting.

1224
01:15:06,050 --> 01:15:08,083
And this is probably
a silly question,

1225
01:15:08,085 --> 01:15:09,686
but how does it
feel to be here?

1226
01:15:09,688 --> 01:15:11,286
I don't necessarily
have the words.

1227
01:15:11,288 --> 01:15:13,255
I don't know that
I can articulate it.

1228
01:15:13,257 --> 01:15:15,223
Like I wish I could
play the voicemail

1229
01:15:15,225 --> 01:15:17,192
I left for my mom
and step-dad yesterday.

1230
01:15:17,194 --> 01:15:20,729
We went to St. Mary's
and I came outside

1231
01:15:20,731 --> 01:15:22,764
and I just left this

1232
01:15:22,766 --> 01:15:24,532
sort of sobby emotional
message, like,

1233
01:15:24,534 --> 01:15:27,035
"And tomorrow I get to
go to Celtic Park,

1234
01:15:27,037 --> 01:15:29,037
and I love you,
I love you both."

1235
01:15:29,039 --> 01:15:32,208
So yeah, it's just,
it's a very kind of positive

1236
01:15:32,210 --> 01:15:35,343
- emotional thing for me.
- Brilliant.

1237
01:15:35,345 --> 01:15:37,012
Let's talk about Inverness
and the challenge ahead.

1238
01:15:37,014 --> 01:15:39,415
How do you feel
today's game will go?

1239
01:15:39,417 --> 01:15:42,218
I never want to be filled
with too much confidence, right?

1240
01:15:42,220 --> 01:15:45,053
You know, in hockey, you
never want to say shut-out,

1241
01:15:45,055 --> 01:15:47,423
because that's the guarantee
that you won't get one.

1242
01:15:47,425 --> 01:15:49,892
I know you don't want to
jinx it, but come on.

1243
01:15:49,894 --> 01:15:53,028
I'm gonna say three-nil.

1244
01:15:53,030 --> 01:15:55,063
- Yeah? three-nil?
- I'm gonna say three-nil.

1245
01:15:55,065 --> 01:15:56,764
More goals for
Griffiths or...?

1246
01:15:56,766 --> 01:15:58,835
Oh, yeah, definitely.
At least one of those is his.

1247
01:16:23,327 --> 01:16:24,960
How come Mulgrew
on the bench today?

1248
01:16:24,962 --> 01:16:28,897
'Cause of you, 'cause you showed
them up at practice yesterday.

1249
01:16:28,899 --> 01:16:30,900
They got benched!

1250
01:16:39,676 --> 01:16:41,278
Atta boy!

1251
01:16:43,747 --> 01:16:45,449
Yikes!

1252
01:16:50,622 --> 01:16:52,388
He's got the responsibility
to, like,

1253
01:16:52,390 --> 01:16:54,991
fuckin' open
the game up, y'know?

1254
01:16:54,993 --> 01:16:56,092
Watch him.
He's...

1255
01:16:56,094 --> 01:16:58,093
Atta boy. Hey, hey, hey!

1256
01:16:58,095 --> 01:17:00,062
Okay, good.

1257
01:17:00,064 --> 01:17:02,196
He's a fuckin' bulldog,
eh, Brown?

1258
01:17:02,198 --> 01:17:04,400
He just couldn't
give a shit.

1259
01:17:04,402 --> 01:17:05,733
Little pit-bull.

1260
01:17:05,735 --> 01:17:08,338
Guys were saying they met
the groundskeeper here,

1261
01:17:08,340 --> 01:17:10,472
he's fuckin' called Willie.

1262
01:17:10,474 --> 01:17:13,608
No, he's not!
He's not called Willie.

1263
01:17:13,610 --> 01:17:16,077
Oh!

1264
01:17:16,079 --> 01:17:17,916
He's fucking wrong side.

1265
01:17:20,083 --> 01:17:23,121
So we're in
the visitors' end...

1266
01:17:26,190 --> 01:17:28,156
Shall I leave this
here with you?

1267
01:17:28,158 --> 01:17:31,160
Yeah, have fun.
Best of luck.

1268
01:17:31,162 --> 01:17:33,664
He's going to get a buzzing.

1269
01:17:36,766 --> 01:17:38,500
How are you?
How's it going?

1270
01:17:38,502 --> 01:17:39,701
How are you?

1271
01:17:39,703 --> 01:17:41,403
Jay Baruchel!

1272
01:17:41,405 --> 01:17:42,539
How are you?

1273
01:17:45,309 --> 01:17:47,476
Let's hear it
for Jay Baruchel.

1274
01:17:56,820 --> 01:17:58,489
Yes, sir?

1275
01:17:59,989 --> 01:18:03,459
Yeah, just get in there.
Alright.

1276
01:18:03,461 --> 01:18:05,326
- Here we go.
- £10,000.

1277
01:18:05,328 --> 01:18:06,961
- About $20,000.
- Oh my gosh.

1278
01:18:06,963 --> 01:18:08,629
That's a life-changer,
right there.

1279
01:18:08,631 --> 01:18:11,333
That can make a lot of
difference in someone's life.

1280
01:18:11,335 --> 01:18:12,968
And a lot of hard work
students as well.

1281
01:18:12,970 --> 01:18:14,902
No kidding, man.
No, you were saying.

1282
01:18:14,904 --> 01:18:17,541
That's a down payment on a house,
that's getting out of debt.

1283
01:18:21,679 --> 01:18:24,714
See, 40,000 people, man.

1284
01:18:24,716 --> 01:18:26,985
That's amazing!

1285
01:18:35,225 --> 01:18:37,358
I've seen interviews
with you in the past.

1286
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:40,295
Some stars in Hollywood
will say they are Celtic fans.

1287
01:18:40,297 --> 01:18:43,532
You truly are and you are in
fact a subscriber to Celtic TV.

1288
01:18:43,534 --> 01:18:45,201
You really do
love the Hoops.

1289
01:18:45,203 --> 01:18:46,335
Yeah, no,
it's completely legitimate.

1290
01:18:46,337 --> 01:18:47,736
It's been a dream come true,

1291
01:18:47,738 --> 01:18:51,141
and I still can't believe
I'm here.

1292
01:19:18,302 --> 01:19:20,402
There's another ten yards.

1293
01:19:20,404 --> 01:19:22,037
Fuck's sake.

1294
01:19:22,039 --> 01:19:24,040
Oh, for fuck's sake!

1295
01:19:37,988 --> 01:19:40,090
Atta boy!

1296
01:20:10,087 --> 01:20:12,420
Bit of pressure. Fucking go!

1297
01:20:12,422 --> 01:20:15,124
Atta boy!

1298
01:20:15,126 --> 01:20:17,259
Come on, man!

1299
01:20:17,261 --> 01:20:19,564
Shoot!
Yeah!

1300
01:20:44,188 --> 01:20:45,821
Fuckin' right!

1301
01:20:50,828 --> 01:20:53,428
I called it, man.

1302
01:20:53,430 --> 01:20:55,699
I fucking called it.

1303
01:20:59,636 --> 01:21:02,437
That was for you, that third
goal, to get your prediction.

1304
01:21:02,439 --> 01:21:05,242
That's right!
Thank you, boys!

1305
01:21:15,319 --> 01:21:17,318
You talk about iconic spaces,

1306
01:21:17,320 --> 01:21:18,620
you talk about history,

1307
01:21:18,622 --> 01:21:20,789
and you talk about
the whole journey

1308
01:21:20,791 --> 01:21:21,991
that we've been on...

1309
01:21:21,993 --> 01:21:23,325
And we're finally here.

1310
01:21:23,327 --> 01:21:26,061
Ancestry,
emigration, three countries,

1311
01:21:26,063 --> 01:21:27,796
and it all boils down to this.

1312
01:21:27,798 --> 01:21:30,531
And here we are.
And I just want to thank you.

1313
01:21:30,533 --> 01:21:31,933
This has been wicked.

1314
01:21:31,935 --> 01:21:33,434
Thanks, buddy,
I appreciate that.

1315
01:21:33,436 --> 01:21:35,036
The feeling is mutual.

1316
01:21:35,038 --> 01:21:37,539
I got to stand at
centre ice at the Bell Centre,

1317
01:21:37,541 --> 01:21:39,741
centre pitch at Paradise,

1318
01:21:39,743 --> 01:21:42,813
and I got to go to the Claith
Bay Historical Society too.

1319
01:22:11,475 --> 01:22:13,308
Hey, babe.

1320
01:22:13,310 --> 01:22:16,210
Happy birthday!

1321
01:22:16,212 --> 01:22:18,214
So wait for this...

1322
01:22:18,216 --> 01:22:20,382
Firstly, I got to
meet John Collins,

1323
01:22:20,384 --> 01:22:22,751
and I actually got to
shake his hand,

1324
01:22:22,753 --> 01:22:23,952
like boyhood idol.

1325
01:22:23,954 --> 01:22:25,954
Did I what?

1326
01:22:25,956 --> 01:22:27,421
"Skeet"?

1327
01:22:27,423 --> 01:22:28,924
Where did you hear that?

1328
01:22:33,433 --> 01:22:35,263
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