There is a saying...
"Why should you buy a cow if you can get it for free?"
An interesting philosophy...
Marriage against sex.
And if you consider first...
Obstacles that you will hear from your friends who will claim to get...
abundant amount later.
And incidentally, it's just bullshit.
Crap? Do you think this is nonsense?
Yah.
This is not bullshit. After five years...
I feel I have the right to start talking about it.
So you will talk and discuss it. You don't have to give me an ultimatum...
Don't use that word.
I hate that word.
I don't like it too, But what are you going to call this?
Deadline.
Just because I'm independent doesn't mean you have to aim the gun at my head.
- Hey. - Sorry.
Don't over dramatize. That's why I took this assignment.
I will be 3,000 miles away. I can't point the gun at your head.
Stop saying that!
Damn!
Just admit it. You are using this assignment...
As ultim... time limit.
Alright I won't approve the contract If you don't appear in the Tyler newspaper.
David! How are you?
Tyler, you're wasting your time. Sarah.
- How do you know, brother? - The faux urban street slang.
- Nigga, please! - What time is it there? Two o'clock?
You know this city never sleeps
You will count
Hey, listen. I met extraordinary women.
- He... - Flying?
More than flying, man. He flew away.
What have I told you about drinking and dating? Go basket and sleep.
- Dude, we are married! - What?
You have to meet him, you and Sarah. He is like...
- Fly away? - More than that.
He is the only one. How do they say it?
Are you still there?
Well, I'm here. I just...
This is it, man. He just teased me
This is like releasing the blinding
Like true truth.
By the way, you and Sarah must meet him. You will like it. His name is Julie.
She's sweet and beautiful.
He is choco-licious.
Are you OK?
Sounds like true love.
So you will leave me for work for two months?
You have to be alone to deal with this...
That's why I strongly recommend you against the negotiations with Mike.
You're very sexy!
You're a wild animal.
Is that Ricky Martin?
No. That's Mike Hanson.
You're very handsome.
Simplicity.
I love you.
Don't talk.
No. Well.
Don't do it. Do it.
Don't do it.
I did it.
I am me.
Oh!
- You slipped your penis again? - Do you like what you see?
- No? - Can you wear clothes?
We only have two hours time of fun.
Let me take my towel.
Alright. Here it is.
You have a problem. I mean, a real problem
He might be your friend, But he is not Deepak Chopra.
He won't go to New York either.
Use this time to make a decision...
Or this will have no meaning
I can't let this be in vain
- So you love it, right? - Certainly will love him.
That's it.
Come on, don't be burdened. Nobody Doubts your love for each other.
A blind person can smell your love.
- But this is very important... - Large.
No, big thing that you are considering here.
As your best friend, this is my job to ask difficult questions.
- What? - Relationship.
- Is the relationship still good? - Well, it's still great.
Listen, I have no complaints with what we have.
That will be easier.
This will definitely be something. You have been waiting for five years.
- So what is this? - There is no. Just drop it.
We're your friends. We want to help, But we can't unless you let us get involved
This is not a problem, right?
There are many factors in this type of situation.
So what is this? Tell us.
- Another woman, - Do you have another woman? How many?
I'm not so sure I have quite a lot.
That's ridiculous. How much new is enough?
- Twice your age. - Oh, shit. Seriously?
Hey, Mike, it's not about quantity, it's about quality.
What's wrong with both quantity and quality?
Be the best you can. That's the way Americans do.
Cheating.
- Cheating? - That's cheating.
- What is cheating? - You booked me before shooting.
- I bow you? - Prison style.
Whatever. If I bow you, you will find out.
- Really? - Well, you will know that.
You will feel it. I don't bow you down.
Yes.
A little help?
The problem is, I never expected to be in power.
For good or bad, Something has been signaled and I started it.
Am I a manipulative bitch or what?
Welcome to my world.
You must feel powerful. It won't be easy, but this must be resolved.
What are the other alternatives? Still waiting?
This is not as better as every year that passes. Am I right?
Sorry it's very fast. I'm like being hit.
It's okay. However the orgasm is overvalued.
Hey, there is South Park's !
Listen. You have the courage to say...
"Friend, it's time to get dirty or get out of the pot."
And marrying me will be a bad part of the color analogy? Thanks
Sorry, I don't understand. But Sarah is very sexy, man.
Hey. Behind the beautiful woman, there is a man who is tired, makes him fixated. .
- Am I right, Davey? - No, you're wrong, motherfucker.
So who is missing from your list? Cow girl, wild girl, Amish? What?
Not like that. Forget it okay?
Do you believe "Only One"?
Like, one soul mate, a matching partner, which makes us feel whole?
- Exactly. - No.
I don't know. if there are things like that, and sarah...
which means it can't be ignored.
That's the key, right? like fate.
Well, I guess so.
Okay, so if it can't be ignored, Why should you hurry up?
- You still don't tell us everything. - Absolutely not. You are my best friend.
This is ridiculous.
- Come on! Let us help you. - Come on, bro.
I will tell you little stories.
Which I've never told anyone...
Previous.
When I was 18...
I'm with my family...
traveled to Caribbean.
The day was very pleasant.
Enjoyable tours.
We line up in line...
When I read near the gate across us...
And that's when I saw...
Him.
He shines.
Like there is light around it.
Very important.
I have never felt anything like that before.
There is something about him that has pulled me and brought me to him.
That is him.
With confidence I hope I still have power...
I headed to him.
I introduced myself to him and about my feelings.
I gave my address and I told if he has the same feeling...
He must send me a letter.
A passionate young man.
I have no choice. I am driven by a higher power
Just say flash, connection, destiny, whatever.
- So did he send you a letter? - Initially not.
Every day, I check the mailbox.
I check all summer, and nothing.
Then one day...
The letter arrived.
That's more than I ever expected. He expressed his love for me.
He said he was very surprised when he first met.
Said it was more beautiful and poetic...
Where I think is impossible for now.
I reply to the letter as soon as possible.
I told him I wanted to go away with him...
Making love is brought by stars...
Making a baby.
That's very clear to us.
We have each other.
Without fear.
Without a doubt.
Perfect.
Love youth.
Too young, too real
Apparently, he was amazing a girl who just developed 11 years.
- What? - Eleven years old?
His parents found my letter and, quite understood...
Fear
- What are you thinking? - They contacted...
Local authorities are quick to stop the novice pedophiles.
After they made my father promise that his psychopathic crazy child...
Will not be related with every little girl...
they let him scold me more than an hour about how I can...
Watering every political career into a toilet hole.
- That's a very crazy story. - Only you guys I told you about.
Can you keep this a secret?
That makes you look scary.
- David Collins Graphics. - Hi.
Sarah, how are you?
I just thought about contacting you and asking about your situation.
I'm fine. How about you? How is New York?
Busy, but this city is very extraordinary.
I wish you were here with me. Oops. shit.
"Damn" what? Why?
I made a list of some things which I won't tell you
Like "I miss you" "I hope you are here with me"
So how are you?
Miss you. I hope you are here. That's all.
I've talked to Tyler.
He and I will try...
dinner, so maybe I will meet the Fiancee
Good. Be sure to thank them for ruining my life
Look, I just want you to know that you did it here okay.
- Only that? - I have to go back to work...
I have to go.
Me too.
Dah, David.
I just want to say this is already a week and a half month...
and the thing you do is just sit in the apartment... it's not good
He wants me to think seriously
And that's what I'm trying to do.
Finish him, Tiny!
How did it go smoothly? Thinking too much? No
You're useless!
- What is that? He can't do that. - Obviously, he can.
He wants me to give information a decision, and I will respect that.
You want to wallow around the apartment like a hermit.
Wake up Who do you like?
- Give me five to Super Thong. - I'll take one good shelf.
He is thinking about your misery, bro. hope you will sit down.
That must be painful.
And that is a friend, is the way to make an incomplete decision.
Do you want to make a decision that is really informed?
Stand up and go look outside. Enter in the game.
"The game," i. e., Manklukan market meat with you.
No. Beat them with me and Jonesy
There are a number of fundamental problems that I face...
"Why should you buy a cow if you can get milk for free" puzzle.
< For one thing, women are not cows.
That is, they are not so common.
= = I think most people will be seventh...
if a cow is a cow.
This does not apply to women
Maybe everything will be easy if it's like that.
Excuse me.
Scotch.
- Pack. - Yes, Busy.
- Thanks. - Hey, excuse me.
- You might want to offer me help. - If you can...
buy beer for my friend.
Thanks. Hey man, listen. I'm sorry do this, but I have to go.
- Definitely. - Hey, motherfucker, what's your problem?
- You shouldn't drink it. - Why not? I was just here.
Because you will come home.
Oh, God.
- Buy you a drink? - Actually, I'm leaving.
Hey, just a moment. You are not married, right?
- Not yet. You better hurry up. - Another round.
- Hey, did Mikey appear? - Yes.
Good. How will he play?
I think he uses the strategy "You're less than nothing at all".
It never fails, bro.
You miss it?
Are you kidding me? Surrounded by all these women?
More than before.
I know how it feels, only bad.
Imagine being in a place like this without having someone to miss.
How are you?
Are you ready to go?
So, you have a meeting about something
You see the light at the airport...
and ten years later, it still messes up your head.
That's important. It takes me to the bar to a certain level. Is that bad?
It's bad if it keeps you from prostituting with every attractive woman...
smart, and age approved by law.
What if he is still out there? Isn't I owe myself to look for it?
You are hunting Sasquatch.
Did you see? There he is.
Shadow of a woman? He is Sasquatch?
He is a myth. Perfect woman.
A silly imagination of men.
Slap the woman's shadow face, and she will stop being perfect...
because he became real.
So what is the meaning of all this nonsense?
This is market research.
Insurance for advertising that comes with this annoying campaign.
I wish I could force the focus group to say that an anorexic model image...
give milk to two big men with diapers...
makes them want to buy jeans, then I have done my job.
That's too complicated to make a living.
I know. But at least it is a biz mode, right?
So why don't you just move here.
I don't know.
- Maybe I'll move. - Who is that?
Mr. Hahn, my boss.
And you get paid?
Look mathematically.
If only one person is related to someone who is not his soul mate...
You got a chain reaction for everyone on this planet.
Your partner ends up with someone else who is married...
Which makes it important to find the right person.
This is a half glass empty, a half full glass scenario.
If you ask me, your glass is half full of nonsense.
You sure you don't want to eat late at night?
I'm just out here, be careful
- Do you have a problem? - How is the chili?
I will give my right arm for a bowl.
I'll leave it... I will have it.
Oh god. That is light.
That is the feeling at the airport. That happens again.
I will do this. Can you do this? You have done before. Do it again.
I will do this.
Can you?
Don't let him stay away.
Where did the girl go?...
He left.
Strange.
Wait! Stop!
Don't go!
Quick Match Personnel. Can I help you?
Hi. I want to put private ads.
Sorry. Can you speak?
Private ad. I want to place a personal ad...
Hello. Is anyone there?
Sorry, I dropped the phone.
This is my first time.
Okay, here it is.
Wanted, soul mate.
Prospective soul mates...
search for a mate.
You: Material matchmaking. I: Open, smart and...
"Match"?
Who died? It is better for someone to die.
Hey, Tyler, this is Mikey. Did I wake you up?
- What time is this? - 1:00 a.m. m. 4:00 in your place. Sorry.
What's wrong? What happened?
- None. I just want to talk. - 4:00 in the morning?
Cheaper.
Listen, Ty...
- How do you do it? - What do I do?
How are you...
How did you find someone. Who made the cut?
I don't know. Only...
feeling that hit...
Like a dazzling realization...
like pure truth.
What does all this mean?
None.
None. Forget it.
Hey. Congratulations.
Mike, pull this crap, you don't need to be the best man anymore.
Always the best man, will never be.
Oh, God. This is very interesting.
I think I just found hairstylish Naomi Campbell.
So is there something we have to do?
This is a glamorous world marketing research
- We sit until someone asks - Why is that person wearing a diaper?
I can answer that question for you, sir.
- Can you answer it? - Yes.
We do research in the Midwest which shows...
that our target market is increasingly younger, as you see.
The focused group we think will be very wise carry out a preemptive attack
and show off the young image in our new campaign.
I see. And this explains why I paid 2 million dollars to put a grown man in Huggies?
You realize if I do this in the underground space and post it on the Internet...
I will be arrested.
Also saves a lot of money.
What is your activity for lunch?
I'm sorry Julie I can't do it tonight. He really wants to meet you.
Me too.
But at least now you can tell me How all this happened.
I mean, you prefer to marry...
I know. Cruel and unusual punishment.
He just hit me like a truck.
But are you ready for that, right? Wandering in traffic?
Yes, I think it's jamming.
If that can happen to me, it can happen to anyone.
- Right? - Anyone can, Mike, of course.
Do you know? I got a strange call from Mike on another day.
I think it seems like he really doesn't care to have someone in his life.
Mike in a relationship? Isn't that one of the signs of Judgment?
Nostradamus really predicted it. He said that in the late 20th century...
a single chicken will crow again.
That's scary.
Why do you think David was so reluctant took the next step with me?
I play on the field, and burn out.
David isn't necessarily playing in the field.
He played with me.
That is a fun game.
So let me straighten this out.
By working with this person for the past five years...
I really have ruined the possibility of a future with him
Yes. Maybe. I do not know.
David is a clear man, in my opinion he will be aware.
- You're the one he wants. - Only I know.
That can work.
David, it's me. It's late, and you're not home
That's good. I hope you have fun.
Listen, I know this sounds weird, but...
if you want to meet other women to solve this problem, I can accept it.
Maybe the decision is on myself for my desire to ask for your answer.
I think I've got a new perspective on various things.
I think it's important for us to rule whatever choices we need...
So if it is part of you, know that I understand very well.
He guessed our movement.
He is even smarter than I thought. He is good.
- You're lucky I'm on board. - It's like not him.
Why does he say it's okay I go out to meet other women?
Why is that?
Shouldn't you be there playing Wing Man for Jonesy?
Please...
I never thought you were very picky.
You think I'm one of the scam-hounds asserts?
I have a very special taste. A list of qualities that I am looking for in a woman.
I'm not just hanging around here.
What? Seriously, all these games that I got...
I'm not wasting time.
This is practice.
Practice for big matches.
Maybe this isn't a game.
You are outside the circuit for too long. Of course this is a game.
This is better than the game. This is sports.
Better than sports, even This is sport fishing.
Example
Look at them. Look at those women. He wasted it?
Hi, girl! .
And we all go fishing for fish from time to time.
I mean, you can be good at doing it with practice.
But while he spends all his time dealing with the bait below...
important skills he needs to hook his wife who is stopping developing.
You see, scamming like fishing.
If the girl of your dreams is a fish, what fish does she do?
- I don't know. Tuna? - Yes.
No. Marlin.
Big Fish Cup.
To catch marlin, you have to use a completely different skill.
You don't need to lure the marlin with test multiple multiples of nonsense.
No. That is for the semok, but certainly no one catches Marlin.
You have to complete your game.
You have to know where it's difficult to lie and where it's time to fish.
They are rare, bro.
Almost every day you don't know anything, but when you do it...
wham!
You two returned to the dock taking the picture.
Okay, another question that I have...
"Why buying cows when you can get milk for free" is...
Milk is not free.
The point is, if you really want milk...
The other way is You have to pay for it.
Are you this, Davey? I told you I'd make it up for you.
Mikey, show me where the beautiful young woman is this marlin.
We finished fishing for the day, friend. We are in the aquarium now.
- Hi, friends. - Checking exotic fish.
And look, Davey. Even one of them is making out.
Oh, god.
I have told you all about you, and his friends are very sexy.
Come on. You have to leave this to me. I've been chasing this guy for a week.
They will be here in one hour, so come on, leave it to me.
I have to go.
I will do my best. Dah.
Have you thought about our conversation some time ago?
That's all I think about.
But the problem is, I have a problem with someone on L.A.
But I'm not sure what happened to us.
I only need a little more time. to find out. Is that okay?
Of course. But not too long.
Geez, one dollar. Now I can stop dancing stripper...
returned to the veterinary school and saved my sick horse.
Thank you, Mike. You are a prince.
- David, do you know him? - Damn, this is Amy.
Briefly. I have to do the last one round.
- Do you know him? - I can't believe this happened.
I can't believe this is happening.
He looks great. He must have lost his virginity at age 15.
He looks sexy.
Damn!
Hey, you guys! How are you two?
- Do you work here? It was incredible. - No, Mike. hang out here.
This is really surprising.
You look good, David.
Amy, this is Jonesy. Jonesy, this is Amy.
- Hey, how are you? - Nice to meet you.
All the fun is mine.
Jonesy, stop it. You imitate Barry White again.
Is he as sexy as this when you two date?
You went with a stripper?
Actually, no. I'm just a new student at that time, studying to be a stripper.
David helped me during the pole-dancing exam.
Can I treat you with a drink for the sake of the past? Come on.
They will do it.
I often wonder how long we last if we don't break up.
Two and a half days. I plan to dump you after the final exam.
I don't have time for big emotional things with you.
I have to study.
What a relief.
During this time, I thought I had broken your heart.
Wait a minute. We are not in love. or whatever. We just have fun.
Look, there's no hope at that time.
Hey, help me with this.
I mean, why has that changed?
That doesn't change. You changed.
That looks different now because you've surpassed it.
I don't know
I know.
Just look at with your friend out there.
Do you think Amy will be hooked?
I think that's Dave's past.
Keywords "first."
Damn! I think I can have it.
Back when he was dating with your best friend?
Yes, that must be really cool.
I bet. Even though I'm sure he's not sexy before.
You look amazing.
Thanks.
Why do you think it is very difficult for me to find out what I want?
Oh, if you are like most people, honey...
just when you found something valuable.
Give me the dildo.
He circled my words.
He circled my joke!
Quick meeting mailbox number 247.
You have 32 messages.
To listen to the unread message, press 3.
To delete a message, press two.
Hola, soulmate. I've been looking for you for a long time.
I think we should meet I have black hair...
Dark eyes, and earrings on the nipples.
I'm a maid, so I have a lot of keys.
Your ad attracted me, honey. A little about me.
I like to dress up and go down...
I am a contradiction, open minded, but not tolerant of lactose.
I miss someone who enjoys big surprises. Call me.
If you want to make a call, please close and try again.
Hello, David. I have been waiting for your call.
Since I saw you in a Mexican restaurant...
I have fantasized about us, our bodies are interwoven...
and closed in salsa.
Salsa.
We are destined for together, David.
Like...
- Chips and salsa. - That's right.
And now...
There is another incoming call. Wait.
David, this is Mike. Are you there? Please lift up.
Come on! Lift up, David. This is important.
David, this happened to me.
Congratulations. Listen, I don't feel too...
No. Listen, David.
I was lying naked in a strange bed...
staring at the most beautiful woman I've ever met...
During my life.
Tell him I said hi. Listen, I really have to go now.
No, he is not here.
I'm looking at the picture, okay?
Fucking Marlin jumped straight to my ship, caught me without realizing it.
What are you talking about?
Okay, a few hours after babbling is...
Totally empty. The last thing I remember is drinking some sparkling green drinks...
Exit the test tube and dance like a bastard.
What?
Something magical happened in this room last night...
something...
is greater than sex.
Even though sex is definitely a factor.
- But you don't remember. - No. Last night was vague. But listen.
I woke up this morning, and I have...
that feeling.
- Is this a burning sensation? - No, David.
That feeling. When you just know right things are pure and blinding.
I have met him, David.
For the first time, I feel in love.
Oh, shit. He came. I have to turn it off. It's time for truth.
Good morning.
Oh, is that for me?
You tricked me.
I can't believe you woke up after your performance last night.
In my book, you have the right to sleep for a week.
It's okay. Let me take care of it
You just restored your energy.
- Bathroom? - What?
Bathroom. I don't feel well.
Right in the corner there, baby.
You handsome men are all the same...
Have strong stamina with a weak stomach.
Right there.
Are you OK inside?
This doesn't happen. This doesn't happen. Wait a minute!
Laura was very impressed with with you last night...
even before you two started waking up neighbors.
I like women.
I love women.
Breasts.
Thighs. Long hair.
and breast.
I've never seen it before. makes breakfast for himself...
and we have become roommates for three years.
Laura goes to the shop to buy you B12 medicine. He will be back soon.
Father, sit down.
I'm gay.
No! No, I'm screwed or just experimenting.
like the mother's annual lecture.
Oh, God. It's genetic
I'm going to come out, okay?
If you are done...
Let's talk.
After what happened last night...
That will mean a lot to me if we get to know each other.
Yes. You must bet. I will leave soon.
Basic small breeders
Damn!
That was like Spider-Man!
Actually kid, I'm Spider-Man, and I lost my costume.
- I need your clothes, okay? - Sure, Spidey.
This is very cold.
Let you help here.
- Stay away from that man! - Oh, no sir. I can explain.
No. Not like this...
Sir.
You bastard bastard...
Don't shoot Spidey. He's my special friend.
Stop, drop and roll!
Don't do it!
Run, Spidey, run!
Okay, dog, this is the time to hunt.
This country is completely destroyed.
Damn! Take the little sodomy.
Good work, Laura. Another bastard.
Hello, is Susan there?
Hi, Susan. My name is David. You have answered my personal ad...
Yes! That's right.
That's me. Hi. How are you?
Nice to talk to you. Listen...
I think maybe we can better meet soon.
Hi, Cynthia. How are you? David. It is true. "Soulmate" man.
What did you say, Papa San, at 5:00, Tuesday?
Alright. I'll meet you soon
Go to hell.
Hi, Kathleen. I understand. Tuesday, Papa San.
Tuesday, Papa San, at 5:00?
I don't know. Papa San, at 5:00 a.m., Tuesday?
Excuse me. Are you David?
Not... Sorry.
I will go straight to hell for this.
- David? - I'm Ralph.
Sorry, I was meeting someone.
I have to get out of here.
Hi, David.
Nicole. What are you doing at L.A?
I'm here because of my cousin's Bar Mitzvah. What are you doing?
I...
I will go.
This place is like a meat market. Place singles.
Did you just call him David?
- Yes, that's the name. - That's a short name.
Only my closest friends who called me David.
- What are you talking about? - Who is David's short name?
Me. It stands for...
Davidian, Branch Davidian.
Briefly. Are you here to meet David too?
- Yes. Who are you? - Do you also answer Private Ads?
Do you know this woman?
You bastard...
Soulmate, my butt!
Please stop!
I'm late. I should've met someone here.
Someone who is stupid has invited four women...
From the same dating service at the same time.
Why?
Just come here, okay, and under a lot of ambulances.
Sorry!
I've become a bad guy!
How does it look? Is it bad?
No, you're fine.
So, we are the same age. Tell me...
how does one spread hatred for women in a short time?
Humiliating four women that you have never met before?
I thought maybe I met one of them before.
I am mistaken.
Please contact Sarah.
Forget it.
I might do the same if it is in your position
It must be difficult.
You are the last person I please sympathize with all this.
Well, that won't be easy. Especially now.
What do you mean?
Maybe you should contact him.
Come on, Sarah. Pick up the phone...
Hello, Sarah?
This is Amber. I'm in an office with Sarah.
- What message do you want to convey? - Yes, I want to know where he is.
He came home early today. Hold a dinner party...
... meeting.
With whom?
- Who is this? - I'm his girlfriend, David.
- I don't know he has a girlfriend. - Well, he has a girlfriend.
Listen, I'm sorry. I don't know who you are...
but I will really appreciate it if you can tell me who he is...
He came out with Andrew. Mr. Hahn.
- Mr. Hung? - Yes, big man.
Are you sure you are his girlfriend?
I mean, he knows if you are his girlfriend.
Correct?
So how long have you been married?
Seven years.
It would be nice to have such security.
I am a poster child with a happy marriage.
But security, is a rare thing lately...
especially in marriage.
That is a bleak view for married men.
Fifty percent of divorce rates in America. The security you have is yourself.
The point is whether your talent is yours.
And you do have talent.
Your design is amazing.
Only you can decide what you want to do with that talent.
I just hope it's simpler.
It's simpler?
I offer you a job in New York does what you like.
I know. And that is a dream come true.
Dreams don't always come true.
Maybe it shouldn't be simple.
Mike, it's me. Where are you, bro?
I didn't know from you since you met your soul mate.
I have to talk to you, so pick up the phone...
and contact me, okay?
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I still can't believe it.
Why didn't you contact him? You don't even know what is happening
If he wants to talk, he can contact me.
Meanwhile, I finished sitting like a sucker.
You have to stop being hard on yourself.
Mike is right. If I want to make decisions based on information...
it's time for me to start busy
Wait a minute. What's in this bar Mike wants to meet us?
"The Cock Pit."
You might want to wait until tomorrow night to start busy.
Why is that?
Because tonight we drink in the City of Men.
Many people admit they practically know that while in the womb.
As if something is wrong, they feel is different from all other fetuses.
So how do you find out?
After several courtship...
some ex-wives and Great Danes or two...
I started thinking, "Hey, maybe it's me."
- Is that difficult for you? - Sure.
The scariest thing you can do is to look inside yourself...
Be careful, honest.
But you have to do it, Michael.
And when I do it...
that is the feeling that hit me.
Dazzling realization like...
true truth
- Mike, what's wrong? - Friends, hey! Sit down.
- Do you realize that this is... - Gay bar?
It's okay to call it, and yes, I know.
But I like it.
I think.
After all I'm trying.
Stanley. Give a beer to my friends.
- I understand. - Really?
He was trying to keep a distance with the woman he met at After Hours.
Right. Avoid the place that teases you to deviate...
from the gilded monogamous path.
I can't wait to meet this girl. He must be really something.
He is not...
woman like I thought.
I'm sorry, friend.
He sounds different.
Let's just forget about it, okay?
So what's with this bar?
I mean, this is not our style bar
What do you mean?
This is beer. This place has chairs. What else do you need, Jonesy?
What about women?
I was surprised. I will never set you up as homophobia Why are you so opposed to gays?
We have no problem with gays.
- Friends of my best friend are gay. - He is right.
- Damn it! - What is that?
The Mikey Chronicles. The Sacred Scam Scrolls.
- This is a black book? - I want you to take it.
I don't need it anymore.
Look at all these numbers.
What does this little black diamond mean?
Stay in the blue box. I don't like to see you hurt.
This is bigger than I thought. This woman must be really...
slipped from behind and made you fixate.
You must be Nikki. I hope I'm not too early.
So you are Mike's friend?
Mike owes 200 dollars.
Can cash?
Let's enter.
David, what are you doing here?
If you are angry, why does it take two weeks to contact me again?
I'm busy.
Never mind. Who is this man?
He is my boss. And he offered me a new position What's wrong? Is our old position not good for you?
As a designer.
He wants my answer, but I told him I have to talk to you first.
This is more than a job offer.
You forced me to meet another woman which has nothing to do with this.
I can't make a decision until I know all the variables...
one of them is still in your hand.
Great. So now I'm just a variable.
This just has become more complicated.
Why don't you admit it? You like being there.
You don't want to say no to that offer, and I'm not the reason you did it.
Listen, if you've already made a decision, then just say it.
But don't try to hide behind goodness...
to hold me back.
Why is this not fair?
Everything has changed. It's not just my decision.
You're right. This is not important. And that's the reason I didn't go home early.
What?
They pay me home and talk to you. They really want me.
Maybe more than you need me.
Oh, shit!
How are you, man? Are you seducing the women again?
He returned today. Did you bring me coffee?
I don't know how you took it. I took your letter in front of
- Thank you. - So what's the decision?
Do I have to comb a thrift shop to be able to wear new used clothes?
Not yet. I'm still confused as usual.
Are you okay?
- Remember the door lock if you leave. - What?
- I don't believe you will be here. - I am here. Where else am I?
- What is this? - I'll go to New York.
What?
- What? - There is someone I have to meet.
- What are you talking about? - Choice, do you remember? Just in case.
You ran out of choices.
I live here or back... That is your choice.
Listen. Listen to me carefully.
I returned here for one reason...
and that gives you the opportunity to talk to me about taking this job.
I can't do it before meeting him.
I will not be here when you return. I swear I won't.
Here it is.
I know.
Excuse me.
There are times in life when you make very difficult choices.
And there are times when like you has no choice at all.
Like when is the only choice...
practically appears in your mailbox.
Oh, I'm glad you are here.
- You look great. - This means a lot to me.
So what are you doing here?
I know this suddenly. I just want to meet you.
Everything will start going crazy because of you and Julie.
And I want to meet you, You two.
I talked to Sarah. I know.
He said that you met when he was in town.
No, I talked to him about three hours ago.
He called when you boarded a flight from L.A.
He panicked.
Everything is fine.
I understand what you are experiencing. That is a scary leap.
The trick is you have to let go of your fear and...
go for it.
Believe me, the worst thing you can do is to lose the right girl...
for fear of commitment.
Actually, the worst thing you can do is to marry the wrong girl...
for fear of loneliness.
I can't wait for you to meet him. I've told you all about you.
Did you tell?
I told him about all of you. I have to warn it.
Even my name? You didn't mention my name.
No, of course not your name.
We call you all your nature, like an Indian.
Mike the "Fucks Whatever Moves." "Dances Around Major Life Decisions."
What did he say when you said my name?
- What's wrong with you? - Sorry.
What will he say... That's it.
This is David. David, this is Julie.
Nice to finally be able to meet you. I feel like I know you.
I also feel the same way.
Isn't she beautiful?
You look like the first time I met him.
I knew right away. That made me realize. Like a dazzling realization
Like... True truth.
Is he always sappy like this?
Since I met you, baby.
Can you order a drink for me?
I want to go to the women's restroom. Excuse me.
Now you know.
Now you understand.
That's it. He Jeff works at the Tyler company...
Get to know my roommate, and they match us.
End of story.
That's...
Wow. Good story.
The most important thing is you are finally together, right?
Think of all the different people you have ever met in your life.
All paths that have been traversed, not passed.
You might be able to rediscover your first romantic memory.
If you try.
Oh, yes. Class drama, in fifth grade.
Mrs. Liska told us to lie on the floor and pretend we are driftwood.
And then when he walks on "beach," he will step over us...
We understand.
That's good, baby.
How about you, Julie?
What?
- Male at the airport? - What's with the man at the airport?
Tell me about men at this airport.
It's okay, baby.
He is a friend.
When I travel with my family.
We are at the airport...
and this man came to me. Out of nowhere.
And he started saying all these strange things to me...
about how he feels something When he sees me...
and wondered if I felt it too.
I don't know what to say. so I smiled at him.
Then he gave me the address...
and asked if I feel the same way, I have to reply to the letter.
And when he walked away, I smiled frozen.
I don't want to make him nervous or anything. I mean...
I'm afraid he will hurt me.
Do you believe that? How old are you at that time, baby?
- Eleven. - Eleven years.
- If the bastard is here now... - But you reply to the letter right!
I mean...
did you ever reply to the letter?
Of course not.
Honey, do you want me to finish this story for you?
Is there a connection again?
It's okay.
I can continue.
So, once that person leaves...
I discarded the address.
But I don't know if at that time my sister Katie...
who is two years younger than me...
see everything.
he wants to be like me.
He adores me...
and he started replying to this strange man's letter...
as myself.
He even sent my photo.
Then, he returned the letter...
strange things about how he wants to run away with him...
and make a baby.
Can you imagine that? Making a baby.
And this happened before the internet. What a disease!
- I'm sorry, honey. Are you okay?...
But did you ever find out who is this person?
My parents find out.
They heard Katie boasting to me about her boyfriend.
He mentioned it before...
so we assume it is imaginary playmate
But when he started telling me how he promised to run away with him...
and made love to him...
- Under the stars.
I mean, he was only nine years old.
So my father contacted the authorities...
gave them this man's address...
and told us to forget everything.
not until years later...
I realized that person might think he was reading my letter.
And then I forget everything.
But I never told anyone.
I have to go.
- Are you okay? - Where did you go?
I have to... Thank you for...
Congratulations with...
Goodbye.
I see light.
This is very clear, blind realization...
like true truth.
And this is not about anyone especially...
but about general people.
I realized it at that time...
there is no such thing as "one."
This is more than confusing, Hell of a lot of potential.
And this should entertain...
is actually very terrible.
We all want to reply to and wait for some magical power...
to show who we should spend the rest of our lives.
But the reality is...
There is no flash grabbing on your butt...
and tells you to choose him from everyone who is there.
If there is, it's like rain.
It rains all the time.
Sometimes you are ready for it, sometimes you don't.
And depending on where you are when the rain falls...
You are also stuck in it or not.
In fact, most of us usually try to avoid it.
You might miss the bus, You might take the bus.
Maybe you remember your umbrella, maybe not.
There are no big signs.
Only chance for random bursts.
And that's what fate can do.
The rest is up to us.
And now, with the power given to me...
I now pronounce you as husband and wife.
You can kiss the bride.
So eternal bachelors are the first to get married.
I don't think I will ever understand men.
- You look amazing. - Thank you.
I'm very happy for you. Really.
Thank you.
I have trouble the first few months.
That's very difficult.
Then I took Nicole to the emergency room. So that the stomach is pumped again...
and he is there.
We met for the first time and it was like...
feeling indescribable. like...
I understand.
Not too happy.
It's great that you find someone who deserves you.
But I will lie if I say don't miss our friendship.
I think it's time to dance on the dance floor.
Do you want to join?
I'll skip it, I don't bring a partner.
Joking. It's just joking.
But please remember there are many easily influenced children out there.
- Keep PG-13. - No problem.
Give me the dildo,
Hey, Amy. I've never seen it since college.
He is great.
Both of you...
No. We're just friends.
I saw that silly bastard along with Sarah.
That person, he's like losing a chromosome or whatever...
How strange.
We both know he is an attractive man.
But thank you for trying.
I'm sure he's not a brain surgeon.
Damn.
Here it is, honey.
Hey, honey, you remember David.
You met him at the restaurant several months ago.
It's nice to see you not isn't in a hurry to leave today.
This is a beautiful party.
Thank you. I'm very happy my sister is also present.
Katie is here? Dear, that's great.
I thought he would not be present. What happened?
- Your brother is here? - Yes.
But he doesn't like marriage.
He never forgot the man at the airport.
- Pedophiles, mentally ill people. - Bastard!
Honey, calm down.
I have to bring you two together.
- You will match. - Good idea.
- Honey, what if you go looking for it? - Not. That's not necessary.
- He must be around here. - Virgin. Section.
I feel I see it. Stay here.
I'll be right back.
What happened to you? You look Like when in a restaurant...
- I have to go.
Lightning Taxi.
I need a taxi, fast.
Ladies and Gentlemen...
now, Mike Hanson,
This man...
want to toast for Julie and Tyler.
Thank you.
Many of you don't recognize me...
but I feel happy...
being Tyler's roommate...
at the school of brotherhood.
Phi Lamb!
Who is my best friend, Mikey? You are my best friend!
And today I have the privilege...
became the best person in his marriage.
Enough said I'm surprised...
heard that he was getting married.
But over time when I talked to him by phone...
I started to understand.
We used to do everything together. We join the hip.
I realized that what was done by these two people...
surrender to...
dazzling realization.
True truth.
They stand in front of everyone they know...
and claiming themselves to be newly discovered.
I don't know, but watched strength like that...
and courage to my friends...
inspires me in a way that can hardly be explained by words.
while a lot of from you don't recognize me...
the rest maybe you think you know.
Actually, you will meet with Mike Hanson for the first time.
My name is Mike Hanson...
and I'm a rampaging homosexual.
Thank you.
I don't know him well.
And let's welcome the new bride.
Congratulations, friend.
Why does everyone continue to set me up?
They don't know it.
Katie, get out and meet him.
You look amazing.
Alright. Let's meet this person.
There you are.
Katie, I'm very happy you can attend.
- We have to go. Limo is here. - Did you see David?
No. I think he went with Mike and Amy.
I also didn't see them. We must ignore it first.
I will meet you in front. I have to go.
It's okay. You just go.
You come with us.
No, this is your day. Do not worry about me. I'll be fine.
- Are you sure? - Positive. Just leave.
- I love you. - I love you too.
I didn't mean to underestimate your announcement...
but come on. You haven't even worked in retail.
Makes sense.
I've been treating women like dirt, doesn't allow them to get too close to me...
only sex and then leave.
And that doesn't make you become a homosexual.
That makes you a bastard.
Excuse me. Are you waiting for someone?
No.
Wait a minute! That is my taxi!
Basic pig is insolent!
They contact you, tell you to come soon. Very rushed.
Then you come, they are not there.
And I feel like... How do you say it... jerk.
I know what it feels like.
You know?
So, the marriage is good?
Oh, no, no more!
Oh, God!
Are you okay?
This is you.
I have searched for you everywhere.
What made you take so long?
I feel amused inside.
I know. So am I.
No, in a scary way.
True. We have to take you to the hospital.
What are you doing?
You say you're gay.
Yes, and that is what you mean?