(MUSIC PLAYING)
JOJO: Oh, are we having a party? is happening here or what
People, this is how we do this, This is how we do it!
Now is the time for now we are all waiting.
For homecoming king, winners with landslides,
our star quarterback and All-American candidate, Brad Warner.
(EXCLAIMING)
JOJO: crown, please
Looks good, looks good.
And now, unanimously,
homecoming queen, farewell, senior class president
and the captain of the pirate cheerleader, Britney Allen!
MEN'S STUDENT: He is very hot!
Congratulations.
Britney, do you have anything? Do you want to say it?
Yes I will. Go pirate!
Five, six, seven, eight...
(SINGING) Go, go, go Go, hi Pirates!
Fighting, battles, fights Fight the great Pirates!
Win, win, win Win you mighty Pirates!
Leave! Fighting! Win!
I want to see it naked.
Absent
I'm Winnie
Brianna
Sierra
Amber
And everyone knows that I'm Britney!
Britney thinks so He is very hot because he got it where the captain is
Hey, I won fair and squared I got lost ten pounds and dyed my hair
We really made a big mistake Don't you think Her breasts look fake?
I swear that this is my real chest My rights are bigger from my left That's right.
We don't know just why we chose it
Look at the woman, she's like a poser
I will prove to you that I am legit I will work hard and never stop
No, no, no It won't happen!
You, you, you suck captain!
Brit, Brit, Brit, Your cheers are bullshit
Not you, Brit They aren't your real breasts
GIRL: You suck, Britney!
(MUSIC PLAYING)
CHEERLEADERS: Go, Pirates!
Yes!
(FARTING)
STUDENT: Dirty
Britney Allen just farted.
TEACHER: Britney.
Britney.
TEACHER: Britney Allen.
I'm not farting!
Thank you for sharing.
Check gloss
Soy cheese
(CLICK)
God. I have a circle under my eyes.
I look very old. I can pass 23
You have a lot of sleep in class.
Well, that's because I woke up all night worked on a new cheering.
You managed to keep it C average and work on new cheers?
You are like that an overachiever.
AMBER: Yes, Britney, we've won everything
Amber, that's not enough to win. I want to go down in a cheerful history.
You already did it You made a captain, and no one can take it from you
Not even me. Majority rules, remember?
Oh, no more sounds.
You are not honest expecting me to apologize to win the captain over you, right?
Of course not.
Besides, This is not the first time Winnie has lost you.
Or the second, or third, or fourth... Oh, we understand.
Then forget it, Winnie. I really deal with it.
Can we not do this now?
You're right. This is old news.
And as your BFF...
Oh, if we speak in IM, You are more like BFH. Bitch from hell
MYOB. BMA.
WTF, friends?
(BEVERLY HILLS PLAYING)
Thank you.
Half a cafe, no whips, no foam. Thank you guys Thank you.
Hello dear. Hey.
For you? Sure.
No no I don't mean to drink coffee.
Stop it, you embarrass me. What? What?
Then I shouldn't do this, Should I?
Brad is very hot.
Again, She's Britney's girlfriend. Get rid of that, Winnie.
I'm not too over it, Amber.
Brad, stop it. People stare.
What? Sweet, sweet, You sound like... You sound like a virgin
I'm still a virgin (MUAGLED MOANING)
I'm a quarterback, baby, people expect me to score
Well, I want the first time to be special I am special
I mean, we have to be special
I don't want to Like other girls.
What, others... Like what? Audrey, Shannon, Lisa...
Yes. Other girls.
Listen, baby, you're nothing like the girls
Now, prove it.
If you can show me your commitment
by going home, maybe too.
Yes! No, no. What? Two months?
That's two months too long. It's two months too long.
No, come on, Don't make me Wait a minute, Brit.
Brad, you've been waiting for me since the ninth grade.
Two months won't kill you Okay, alright.
But at homecoming, it's on.
Oh, this is so on.
(LET'S POVE PLAYING)
CHEERLEADERS: Go, Pirates!
The crib.
Good work, guys Let's do it once again.
Oh, come on, Brit. I can do that routine in my sleep
Sometimes I walk in my sleep I hope if I can entertain in my sleep (SNORES)
Wow! This works.
Let's take a break
You have, friend.
If there is ever an an argument for bulimia, is Brianna's ass.
AMBER: Give him a break.
You're the only one who wants ass but like Olsen twins.
Amber Warning Pacific Vista Never had a fat cheerleader
Well, Brianna's the best in the squad.
So he added a little during the summer.
He doesn't look that bad.
Are you kidding me? The girl is a cow. You must talk to him.
Britney, you don't need to do it say anything. This is your squad Brit, if you don't say something to him, I will.
Okay, fine, but after practice.
Why wait? Hey, Brianna.
Britney has something he wants to tell you
No, Winnie, is not in front of everyone AMBER: Yes, Winnie, is very rough Hi. Hi.
Hi how are you?
Your weight, Brianna.
No, no. I weighed only a few pounds more than last year.
And that pushes it.
I'm not aware.
Now, look, just stops the snack and
with extra training, the weight must come directly.
What if not?
Here's how. Pacific Vista never has a fat cheerleader
Wow, Brit.
Why don't you just tear the belly ring?
That must have happened less painful
Don't worry That's actually how I'm going to handle it
(S.O.S. PLAYING)
Yes, right
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
MAN: (ON RADIO) That's it, is the number one hit from Rihanna
Now, attention to all high school cheerleaders Rihanna is hosting the audition for her TVspecial.
So, if you think you have what is needed, attention.
You can download the contest rules now at CingularSource Com.
Now, with more hits, pinch yourself, here they come, KXKB SoCal...
Hi, mother PAM: Hey.
Guess what? We will be on television What? Yes.
Oh, hi, Daddy. Oh, hey, princess.
What do you do at home
How is school? School is school.
And what is the practice?
Good as usual. Squad loves my new routine And plus, we auditioned for TV shows
Oh, Britney, honey, Sounds fantastic.
Did you hear that, Tim? Yes, Pam.
TELEVISION. I listen.
This will happen is a little more difficult than I expected
What's wrong?
Britney, Your father lost his job.
And we have to do it . Take the paycheck Recruitment of company to Crenshaw Heights.
Oh, Father, you will have like a long trip.
No, I won't, Britney. We move to Crenshaw Heights.
I really will miss you
I say, we all move
to Crenshaw Heights.
Are you insane? I just made a captain!
Dear, it's still early in the year. You will be fair transfer to another school
Honey, you're smart, You're beautiful, you're blonde You will make lots of friends. It is okay.
Yeah, good for you. You are old Your life is over.
I'm a senior, My boyfriend is a quarterback and I'm a cheerleader, luck!
If you leave, who will help me remember my locker combination?
Oh, Sierra, this is your birthday.
My birthday is April
Sweet, your combination is the number your birthday
Oh!
How many digits
We're right Miss you, Britney. IMYA.
I miss you too.
Oh, friend. I will MYSM.
condemn.
Sierra, You don't speak IM You are just spelling
Oh, then, S-H-l-T.
Come here, I love you.
You know, Crenshaw Heights is only an hour's drive away. We can still be friends.
Yes, but we can't audition without a captain
Actually, we have a captain. I.
Get rid of yourself, Winnie.
No, he is right.
The law of Roh states that if the head of cheerleader has to go down,
next cheerleader with the highest number of votes is captain
Thank you. And I promise I will use everything You teach me
Wait wait. Baby, you won't be a cheerleader anymore?
I can't I have put my heart and soul into this squad
Cheering with other people will only make me...
Prostitutes cheering
Exactly.
My cheerful day is over You have to swear Swear to us that you never will cheer again
Brit, You don't need to do this.
I swear.
Come on, make it official.
ALL: "Ash becomes ash, dust becomes dust
" Now it's not a cheerleader... I can't do this
"... it definitely sucks."
Brit.
(BRITNEY GROANING)
This is a sad and cheerful day.
I know. The poor die pom-pom.
Put them back No!
Leave him alone. He messed things up.
No! It's stupid
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Please let me keep my pom-poms and I swear,
because God is my witness, I will never do anything else toe-touch again!
(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(HOW COOL IS THE PLAY)
STUDENT: He got lost. He really got lost.
STUDENT 1: Damn it. STUDENT 2: For real
(BELL RINGING)
OH GOD.
Yo, Camille. You must check this CD I just burned it.
Some of this bullshit hasn't even come out yet. It's hot.
We will specify this year Good.
Hey, you will see krump move I have worked for us.
Jesse, this is funny You are trying to be
into the choreography and items, but I have this
You only survived to find us beats, alright, boo
Okay, cool But one day, You will come begging for what I get
Shoot, I'm begging now. Link my sister.
Kirresha. KIRRESHA: what?
You are too hot to beg.
I know, but he's fine, I'm willing to make an exception
Don't tease me, mom. I'm gustan las chicas grandes.
I don't know what you are saying, But I also love you.
He said he likes big girls.
Now, why come when you say it, doesn't sound funny at all?
Listen, who is that who said, okay?
Don't hate Because he's on me.
Tyson! Damn, Camille.
Listen, you put it there, and I only show my appreciation.
KIRRESHA: You fool CAMILLE: Growing up.
I love you too. LETL: As soon as it's not yet mature.
What's wrong? Hey.
Like finally we will get it some snow on campus
Look at you two. Dear mate Must have been separated from his mother KIRRESHA: What is he doing here?
I don't know This is not OC.
Maybe he got lost.
(GASPING)
Hey!
Yo, Pop Tart, are you black in you?
No.
Do you want to?
Oh, no, no! Come on, man.
OH GOD. See what you do
Well, it's not like that.
= Real? Tell me what?
And how do you know?
Because this is real.
Oh that's good. Can I touch that?
My mother bought me this bag.
Oh, your mother Certainly. Yes, yes.
Well, your mother must shop on the swap meet
because the knock-off sucks.
Oh, I know you didn't do it just talk about my mom
Kirresha, hold my dirty Take it. Oh, wait a minute. Hold...
LETL: Camille. What?
Don't do this You will be suspended ?
You think I will let this a little hen lay eggs
come here and talk about my mom Heifer?
Are you just calling me fat? And I'm not just talking about your mother
FYI, you do
You talk IM NFW!
Oh no. This girl doesn't call you word N
Oh! CAMILLE: bring them
I will never.
Some of my best friends live next to for black people
(BELL RINGING)
Oh no. Camille, come on. We will be late for class.
Yes, he is right, son. We'd better go. I did not try to get detention
Count your blessings, White girl, Because you just got lucky.
Cut you off
I feel scared, maybe _ a little nauseous, but I certainly don't feel lucky.
(BEEPING)
Oh, then, now.
What's this, LAX?
My ears are pierced.
Hello, Sherlock. Other piercing
They are my keys, you are perv.
Will you give the girl the bag? Thank you.
Hey, what's wrong with you?
STUDENT: Come on, man.
(SHUSHING)
Is this English Are you Mrs. Webster?
That's, me, and you're late.
Well, I'm going through airport security
Class, meet Britney Allen. He transfers from Pacific Vista High.
MEN'S STUDENT: Hi, Britney. Hi.
She's one of the PV whores. Three gringa.
Now, Miss Allen, please sit down and copy the board.
You want me to copy it all
Can't you give it to me in, like, books?
(CHUCKLING STUDENTS)
Unfortunately, we don't have enough books for everyone and I hate persuading you out by giving you one of your own.
We don't want other students to think that you are more important than they are, now will we?
No.
A good guess.
(GASPING) I know!
You can send e-mail to me.
Do you think if we don't have a book, we will have a computer?
I'm happy You have a sense of humor. Now find a seat.
MAN: (ON P.A.) Good morning, Crenshaw Heights...
Excuse me.
... only a few announcements today. Excuse me.
Coach Carter extends the Warriors' invitation to us...
Excuse me. Excuse me?
What's the matter? Take off your ass from my face Mrs. Webster, Parole officer Don needs a deposition
from you about the key yesterday
Please come to the administration office as soon as possible.
Class, I'll be back soon.
Thank you, and study today.
(DOOR SHUTS)
(MIMICKING BRITNEY) "Can't you, like, give me the book
and then my servants can learn it for me
" And then I can spend it, like, all day brushing my hair. "
Do you have what green vegetables?
Delicious.
CAMILLE: Hey, yo. Look at this
We have some new nonsense for you two.
Here we go now
(SCATTING)
Absent!
My name is Leti Yes
I like to party Yes
And when I shake it Yes
The boy said, "Ai, mami"
(GIRLS SCATTING)
Absent!
My name is Camille Yes
Give three wishes Yes
To see me shake it Yes
Because I feel good
(CHEERING STUDENTS)
Absent!
My name is Kirresha Yes
leave my face Yes
And when I shake it Yes
This is like an earthquake
Don't forget, everyone, spirit of rallying after school right?
Enjoy the show, white girl?
I don't know You are a cheerleader.
I am a cheerleader. I'm captain
Is that so? I am the captain in my old school
And now you go to my school.
So, I think that makes you...
none.
(SNICKERING)
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Hey, Britney. Hey, Britney.
We can't wait to meet you in the mudik dance.
Message us Hey, how is your new school?
Don't join a gang. At least not the first day.
Goodbye Goodbye
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Hi friends. Britney sent a video.
(INDISTINCT SOBBING)
Tears of happiness. He is very happy.
(MOANING)
Oh, shit. I'm bad, short.
Don't touch me So, you will only lie there?
I didn't see how my day could be worse
The first difficult day
I've been there.
Are you new too
No, I was transferred my second year But, man, that's difficult.
When is it easier?
last Thursday.
Large.
I'm just kidding.
(BELL RINGING)
What's your name?
Britney. Jesse.
I think I have to get up now.
Unless you want footprints on your forehead
Thank you. You are welcome.
Are you not headed...
That way Yes.
(WHAT CAN BE ACCESSED? CAN WE ROCK? PLAY)
Yes!
ANNOUNCEMENT OF WOMEN: Try cheerleading tomorrow After school at the north gym.
Now, your JV Warriors team!
Damn, you have to really into me to follow me all day I don't know You are a cheerleader.
Usually not The first thing I said to a girl. Why not?
Because it's cute Don't go for weird people.
I'm also a cheerleader.
Alright I know.
How is it? Because your biceps are rock hard.
You have a little from the turn-out, but too many muscles for dancers,
become gymnast or cheerleader
You already watched me
You also have a nice ass. Do you come to tryouts?
No, I can never entertain again.
Why not? Because I swear that I...
This is complicated. Don't waste your time, Jesse.
He can't survive.
Camille, You don't even know him. Oh, I know him.
Miss fancy-fingernails- shimmy-shimmy lip-gloss- Barbie.
He did not get what was needed to become a soldier.
Listen, my old squad will make you look like a beginner
Prove that. Yes, show what you have.
Or what he didn't get.
And if I make a squad? Not possible
Not interested.
Continue to fronting, white girl. You don't fool anyone.
CAMILLE: So,
all of you think You are good enough to be cheerleader
That's funny.
All right, unless you can do this...
GIRL: Come on, Leti!
CAMILLE: Don't waste our time.
And if you can't do this...
Get them, Kirresha.
CAMILLE: Then why Are you still here?
And it's not like that You will be able to skip it without being able to do this.
GIRL: Come on, boy.
Let's go, Jesse.
See you later.
CAMILLE: Or is this...
That's right. Right.
CAMILLE: Oh, Now you see what is needed to really become a Warrior.
This is more like that. Now, pay attention, because I will only say this once.
(EXHALING)
Now you can start.
CAMILLE: Alright, this is how it will go down
I will do the routine and I will do it several times.
But if you can't follow, you are cut
Now, if someone survives, then we will decide whether you is good enough to be a Warrior.
Will you get it?
Alright, follow me.
Five, six, seven, eight.
One and two and three and four, five, six, seven, eight.
One and two and three and four, five, six... Pay attention to the foot.
One and two and three and four, five, six, seven, eight.
One and two and three and four, five, six, seven... let's try
One and two and three and four, five, six, seven... let's go
One and two and three and four, five, six...
You can't follow, white girl?
One two three four, five, six... last time.
One and two and three and four, five, six, seven, eight.
One and two and three and four, One two three four,
five, six, seven, eight. Five, six, seven, eight.
One two three four.
Is that the best you have?
Cursing, vanilla latte has skills.
Yes, you have to put it in our squad He is not so good.
Girl, don't stumble, You know she's right on target.
Why are you going forward like that? You know he is a business
CAMILLE: Okay, what are you? You need to be cold.
Hey, Barbie.
This is Britney. Anyone.
You can call yourself a cheerleader again IDTS
No thanks.
You know, There are one hundred girls who will kill this place?
Good. Then you don't need me.
See you later.
(RICY GIRL PLAYING)
Girl, we need it.
We have to fill that place, Camille.
I said no. So is he.
KIRRESHA: Examination of reality, Camille. He is the only one with enough entertaining experience.
Powderpuff is just as good as we are all Words.
You guys are rude. Arrogant.
And he thinks he's all that.
State one cheerleader who is not
Do it for the squad.
What's the matter? He has acted like a Warrior.
Listen, we both know you have no place to fit here
except for the squad.
Are you Cheering pimps now?
What do you mean?
I'm not a cheerful slut.
You are not a cheerleader, between.
If you become, You have to cheer.
Because I heard PV is cheers or dead type of squad.
Huh, and your squad can't touch us Us?
You don't entertain them again.
The way I see it, You have two choices here.
Whether it's in our practice,
or prostitutes from the audience themselves.
(SIGHS)
RADIO ANNOUNCER: Rihanna TVspecial
presented by People's Teen Magazine,
so you cheerleaders get the routine...
(GASPING)
(SIRENS WAILING)
Hey, how are you doing?
Do you join the squad?
They hate me. Oh, they don't hate you.
And I promised my friends that I would do never cheered again
Now, what kind of friend will ask you to stop something you love
You don't understand Britney, honey, we will never be able to give up cheering, not completely I cheered for your father every night.
Good, You don't need to hear it. But I'm also grateful for you.
I even cheered for myself sometimes
This spirit makes life fun even if it doesn't.
And there is only one question here
Do you like cheerleading?
Yes.
Well then, do what is right for you
And your true friend will only be happy that you are happy
Now come and help Mama take apart.
(SCREAMS)
But our routine is choreography for ten girls, not nine.
And we will succeed eight times If you don't stop whining.
Don't be angry with me because of that the chica blanca rejects you
Hey, Frosted Flake in the house.
Hey, Buffy. Ready to be my mama baby
(GASPS) Tyson.
Do it again, and I pick grapes.
Or in your case, raisins. Understand?
(SQUEAKS) Yes. Well.
Good.
Damn, Tyson, that's the way your bad luck Hi, I'm Kirresha.
Hi me... Oh, girl, I know who you are.
You killed in a trial the other day.
When I see you, I like,
"Damn, the girl knows how to cheer her ass dies.
What little ass do you have.
We need to fatten you just a little, baby
Have you ever had it? fried twinkies
So, what changed you your mind?
Oh, I thought If I cheered, this place May suck a little less.
I like your school spirit. Everyone, this is Britney.
What?
Oh, it's nothing I'm just surprised You know my name.
I expect you to do it introduce me as a white girl
Oh? Well, I'm bad.
Everyone, This white girl's name is Britney
Are you happy?
Extensive
Good. Now we can start.
Yes yes.
(ALL LIKES)
Say check it out What do you say?
Warriors are our names
And cheers are our game We won in our minds And...
(ALL WHOOP)
We're fine MALE CHEERLEADER: Yes. Look, that's good.
I can't hear anything. Again.
Warriors are our names
And cheers are our game We won in our minds and...
(ALL WHOOP)
We're fine Say what?
(ALL WHOOP)
We're fine Crenshaw Heights!
Britney Cheers, what is that?
(GIGGLING STUDENTS)
Spirit radius
All fingers.
I have a spirit finger for you.
Oh, so you're the only one who can contribute ideas?
That's right.
This is not fun. And there is a room for just one captain
Do you understand that?
Whatever.
All right, we need to work on these stunts for this audition
What audition Rihanna TV special.
We need them computers.
You can visit my website, Cheerwhore. Com.
One two three four, five, six, seven, eight.
Come on, move on.
One two three four.
Good. Do it again.
Winnie, can I stop now?
Do you still think about food?
Yes.
Then, no.
Keep running until you're not hungry Why do we practice? is out here? Britney always whether we exercise at the gym
There is a reason for that.
Listen, Britney is gone now, so I made a few changes.
Starting with auditions. Britney's routine will make her immoral
This is "eternal," Sierra.
This is irrelevant, Amber. I'm captain now, so I can handle it
AMBER: I am so not on it, Winnie.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Pay attention and learn.
GIRL: what is... What are you doing?
Someone got the girl a pole. GIRL: Yes, real.
(SINGLE) BUTTING
What is the spell? Winnie!
No, no.
You know, as captain, I can kick your ass from this squad And as a black belt, I can only kick your ass.
(BRAD CLAPPING)
Yes, that... You have to...
Wow. Yeah, Winnie. Winnie, Winnie, Winnie.
Yes.
Actually I need a study partner to get algebra breast on Friday
Can you help me?
Yes. I'll be happy.
Alright. I will swing later.
What's wrong, Amber?
You tell me, Brad.
AMBER: And this is the reason we practice at the gym!
Go away! Go away!
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
What are you doing? You didn't do it right.
LETl: And one, two, three...
Girls, what are you doing? Camille isn't here yet?
No. He left me responsible.
We should be so practicing new routines.
What do boys do?
I don't know Playing around. They never listened to me. Come on.
Hey, I said that It should be practicing. I will be right back.
Nobody listens to me Do I speak English here?
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Go away! Go away!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stop it, guys! Violence never solves anything
Cool, we are krumping. What?
Look and learn, Pixie Stick.
MALE CHEERLEADER: That's it, Tyson!
Go away! Go away!
Yes. Give it, Jess.
Yes.
How do you move so fast?
Maybe I can show it to you better than I can say.
Oh, no, no, no. I do not know what to do.
It's like street theater. Fix your anger.
I'm not mad at me.
You are rich, white girl, stuck here Crenshaw Heights. Please.
You have to the poorest person here
(GRUNTS)
Stop it. Angry. Angry.
Yes, what?
Alright. Yes, come on.
Yes, there is anger.
That's it, that's it, that's him. Come on. Here.
That's it, go away.
Come on, get angry. Angry. Now, you stumble.
TYSON: You better take your girl, man
= Real. Alright, D. Go.
Give it, Jess. Yes.
Alright. Really.
Okay, white girl.
MEN CHEERLEADER: Oh, no! Fighting!
MALE CHEERLEADER: Damn it. Guess he brought it to you.
TYSON: That's right Right.
The boy is fit. TYSON: Oh, huh?
Yes, he is stepping on the gasket.
You are fine.
Will you stop playing around We should practice.
I'm still responsible here, luck.
Hey, Leti, if we add some of this krumping,
it really can make us pay attention to by Rihanna
No. If we change Camille's choreography, he'll be annoyed Yo, Leti. Camille isn't even here. If you are responsible, acts like that
Don't tell me what to do. Come on. Trying something new.
Yes, son. We can always change it back.
Yes, don't be afraid. I am not afraid.
Leti, this can help us win.
Yes yes.
TYSON: come on Get.
This is good, huh. KIRRESHA: Very good.
That's very good. It's quite hot.
CHEERLEADER WOMEN:
Whose idea is this?
Good, I came with the steps.
But we all donate.
Yes. That is a group effort.
I have nothing to do with that.
So, do you like it?
No.
Camille, don't blame them. That is the idea to change the routine.
Why?
Because half-moving in your routine is illegal
Are you? Cheerful police
You can't do that
No, girl, You can't do that
Judges take points for vulgarity I know the rules.
Then why did you continue? solve them
Because the things we do make us pay attention
Even when we don't win, they say we're the best
Isn't it better for them to say are you a winner?
I mean, come on, Camille,
if we play with the book and add this krumping, we can't lose
Is this the type of nonsense? Your old squad has attracted you?
Change the cheers behind you?
No.
And if there is one woman who thinks he can run your squad
better than you can, what have you done?
There is it.
I should have told him to stop.
And look, that's the difference between between you and you, White girl.
I'm not telling you
Now let's practice this like it should.
See? It should have been listening to me
Hey you. You are late.
Sorry. I have to study, baby.
It's okay. I have several DVDs, and I think we just live
(DOORBELL OPTIONS)
Oh, that's the pizza. You can get it while I get a soda?
Yes.
Hey, big pepperoni, pineapple?
Yes, how much? $ 14.65.
Dude, did you get any action on this job?
What are you talking about?
You know, Have you ever gotten some donkeys?
Like in porn movies.
Give pizza to some desperate housewives. Tap that?
JESSE: It will never happen in real life.
BRAD: You must try to be a quarterback
(BRITNEY GROANS)
We're ass bottoms.
I mean... Well, you know what I mean.
JESSE: Yes, I know what you mean. BRAD: Alright.
This, what do you know? Keep the changes, man.
Dude, thank you That's the least I can do. Your job sucks Losers.
Dick.
Bastard
BRAD: What happened to you?
I spilled a little.
What are you and Jess... Guys talking about?
What, the
Pizza. What, with the pizza guy?
Yes. Oh.
None. No, I just gave it Hard time, that's all.
I heard what you said, Brad.
Britney, I really did making love to him, okay? That is a joke.
Well, that doesn't sound like a joke
All right, okay? Now, you should turn which is frowning upside down
That's why will make wrinkles in your beautiful head.
And it will look perfect for when we take pictures in the mudik dance.
REPORTER: So, you realize You are only one of many teams audition for Rihanna?
CAMILLE: Yes, we know there is a lot of competition, but we are ready for them
Amber, I can't come to school today, so you can lead practice. But the video recording.
There's no reason, just do it.
REPORTER: Is there something that makes your squad stand out from the others?
CAMILLE: Yeah Better
And we really want it this. Not only for ourselves, but for our school
Well, good luck, Crenshaw Heights.
Crenshaw Heights?
Hey, turn it on... Oh, my God! I'm on TV! I'm on TV!
Not possible.
Because of you, you're a little entertaining prostitute
PLAYERS: Come on.
MEN'S ANNOUNCEMENT: Touch down, Warriors!
(SINGLE) Go! Warriors! Crenshaw! Jumping!
Are you sure Britney is here? Positive.
There are so many people here. How will we find it?
CHEERLEADERS: Go, Go!
Wake up, wake up, wake up!
Go away! Wake up, wake up!
See? Tell you
Not possible.
WINNIE: B-R-l-T-N-E-Y
You don't have an alibi You are broken Hell, yes You are broken
What are you doing here We came to see you.
Liar.
I want to tell you. I only... AMBER: But no.
Why not, Britney?
We tell each other everything.
You said You will never cheer again.
I know, Sierra, but it's very difficult Like the seventh English class hard? Harder
Especially for cheerful prostitutes.
Hold. Who are you calling ho?
I have a rape whistle and a mace.
Give it to me. Back to top, mall mouse.
Look, calm down. They are my friends.
Damn, I don't even like you and I treat you like a better friend
Good, because he will need it Let's go, Winnie.
Oh, hey, Britney, You dropped something What? Your face.
What's your problem?
Let's see. Now what do you go to, and your reputation is destroyed,
I don't believe I have a problem.
Do you want me to cut it? You miss cheering for them, no?
No.
Maybe.
Okay, you better find out,
because you need to decide who you are cheering for
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
MAN: (ON TV) You're watching Cheer TV!
Rihanna Cheer-Off Countdown
REPORTER WOMEN: Favorite choice in next month's competition
for Rihanna TVspecial is Pacific Vista
We practice it every day, get it perfect REPORTER: Discipline and the accuracy of keeping them above their cheering level.
One two three...
REPORTER: As captain Winnie Harper said,
WINNIE: We always bring it, and we always win.
REPORTER: Alright, good luck, Pacific Vista
Go, pirate!
WINNIE: Pay attention and learn.
Alright, you Come here, here. Before we start, I have an announcement
And I only go to say this once, so pay attention.
Listen, we will use it These steps you will face as a team
Wait a minute.
I've told you since the first day, added krumping,
and you just destroyed me... Look, are you done?
I am not... Yes, he is.
Then take your little white ass here and teach me the steps.
KIRRESHA: What's wrong with him?
You know, I think that caffeine withdrawal Coffee like cracking in white people.
KIRRESHA: I think.
(HOLLABACK GIRL PLAYING)
I want the children to burn. Five more.
CAMILLE: Come on, you guys. We have to go there this new choreography.
Jesse, show us how it should go
That suits you.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Three, four, five and six.
What did they do? This is a helicopter.
No, I know what that is. That is dangerous. Why did they do it?
Because I said that.
MALE CHEERLEADER: Push!
(SCREAMS)
Come on. Come on.
Five, six, seven, eight.
MALE CHEERLEADER: Alright. Hold, hold it.
... six, seven, eight
One two three four, five, six, seven, eight.
Good work. Happy Halloween!
Tricks or treats? How to treat?
Can you hand over the white one?
Thank you.
WINNIE: Come on, you guys. How many times do we have to do this?
Finally. One two.
Good work, huh.
The routine is the business right? Yes.
We will only have one chance,
to clean it in the game this Friday against Pomona
Alright. Right.
See you, you two. Goodbye, Camille.
Britney. Hey, hey. Brit.
Let's go to the beach. In November?
(TRAIN HORN BLARING)
BRITNEY: I thought we went to the beach JESSE: This is the beach.
Tar beach. That's what they call it where My grandparents were torn apart.
Where did they migrate from? Brooklyn.
= Real.
They said was very dangerous back in that day
Funny thing is, they move here to look after their children away from the gang.
False.
Everything looks better here
Things happen when you step back and look carefully.
You know, Camille is right about me.
The squad is the only place I will ever match
But he needs to know he can't play with me
Camille can be careful from herself He used to be a gangbanger What? He can kill me! I play with you, Britney.
That's not funny! I saw Boyz n The Hood.
And I see Clueless, But I still come here with you.
Yes.
Guess it shows how small we know each other.
So far.
Jesse, I have...
I thought you wanted me.
I did it, but... I have...
I have to go.
(DOOR CLOSING)
Who is playing with whom?
AMBER: So, are you now calling me back?
Listen, I know you're mad at me, but I have dirt
Spill. Well.
I kissed another boy tonight Who? Where? His name is Jesse. In the mouth
No. Yes. What if Brad knows?
Brad Has studied with Winnie. Is that so?
He's our star athlete, Brit. When did he study?
So, when you say study, you mean...
Listen, we both know the only thing The reason he wants Brad is because he's yours So, how are you? will do it? I don't know
Now, you should find out before the homecoming Friday.
Oh, shit. I really forgot about dance. What will I do?
IDK, but you really need to think about this
You have lost your team. Do you want to lose Brad too?
... high school boys They are all up to you and so on.
I know, kid. They will do their best.
Who are you leaving? Well, I'm thinking...
Hi friends. I have bad news. What is wrong?
I can't entertain the game on Friday. Why not?
Because... It's better to be good.
Oh, this.
My dog died
You lost our game for dogs He is not just any dog.
I already have it since I was little.
What is the name of the dog?
Nike. His name is Nike.
Wait. Do you name your dog after shoes?
Your sister is named after a car.
No, Mercedes was given the name after my grandmother
Whatever.
However, The Nike warning service is on Friday
You're in a funeral for dogs
He is not just a dog.
He is a family member.
Dang, man. White people are crazy about their pets Yes, we are
And I know you will hate me to miss the game,
but I know Nike definitely wants it like this
Hey, who am I to stand between? is a white girl and a dead dog?
Thank you, Camille.
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
Hey, Brit. Fast, okay?
This is a long journey back to Pacific Vista
BRITNEY: I'm almost ready!
Hey, yo. Britney lives here? I have sent it here
Damn, my house is better than this
(DOORBELL RINGING)
I will get it.
Hey, this is a pizza dude.
Man, you are cheers, too? You will never be laid down
Brad, who is in...
Wow.
You people are really dressed for dog burials Oh, honey, is your dog dead?
Wait a minute. Not. You don't have a dog, do you?
Look, Brad, I'll explain later.
Jesse, how are you guys? do it here?
He told me about your dog, so I joined to express my grief.
But I see You have been justified.
Dude, do you have a problem? Dude, turn it off.
Dude, I will beat you. Dude, I will beat dude from you Whoa, whoa! Enough.
Listen, I've never had a dog. I only...
I just need an excuse to get out from the game tonight
Why?
Because I promised I will go to homecoming with Brad
And Brad is... His girlfriend.
Yes, look, this is funny Because he never mentioned it a boyfriend
CAMILLE: He never mentioned it many things.
Like the fact that he's a liar
I mean, are you really too? a captain or did you make that nonsense too
BRAD: Britney, what's going on?
Seeing, is just a misunderstanding.
Yes, I misunderstood a lot.
You left the squad.
To skip a match? Not.
To finally decide on who you cheered for
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Hey, I have a surprise for you. Just go.
Good.
Hold.
Hey, hey!
Brad, is this what I thought it was? Now, open it.
This is surprising. I want tonight to be special or something.
What is this? That is our room key.
You're welcome. You know, I just found out your first time
maybe is a little more special and romantic if you have it at Marriott.
Brad, it's not a problem where we are. I am not ready.
Do you know what, Brit? This little teasing game are you doing?
It's old enough.
Oh really? Is that why You start sneaking around with Winnie?
What?
Now is the time. Get your ass.
Good.
Who said that? Amber? That is Amber. Do you know what? He made it.
And why did he do that? Oh, I don't know. Jealousy, maybe.
You know how many girls want me at this school
That's ridiculous.
Now, the question is how many of them do you want?
Britney. Hi, dear
Glad you succeeded.
I'm sorry for not telling you about me cheering again.
I really understand why aren't you,
especially after seeing the -entertaining trocity squad.
Can you say badly? Disgusting.
They are like the bottom of the cheering level.
There is this one girl It's so fat, she looks like she swallowed two Briannas.
It's called Kirresha, and she has more heart in one cheek butt
than you do throughout your body
He is a true friend.
Then you're done.
And why is that?
Because after you are friends with those people,
You start shopping with them, then you date one,
and the next thing you know, You will be on some bad talk shows shouting at your baby's father
What? I can't believe it You only say that.
Yes, that's very racist. Oh, bite me, Crouching Tiger.
BRITNEY: Winnie, You are candy like that. And you are like a wigger.
Oh, there he is Brad, hold on to my dirt Oh well.
Yeah, I won't get anything Donkey from you, but I will hold your wallet , huh
How to make me feel like a man, Brit.
Let's cheer.
Now? In the middle of the dance? And fight?
Let's do it all by timer It's been a long time.
You say tomatoes I say potatoes
What do you think, Winnie?
I think Britney doesn't have what it takes to become a pirate anymore
That sounds like that is a challenge for me, Brit.
Oh, I'm sure was intended as an insult.
Everyone. Kill the music, Ronnie.
Everyone gives room for us, please.
We have a special surprise.
Our cheerful captain, Britney Allen, with us tonight
So, in his honor, we want to do our Pirate Introduction to entertain you.
Even though I'm captain now, I think Britney must lead us.
Thank you, Winnie.
Especially since you are not captain in your new school
(ALL MURMURING)
(SINGING) Hey, Amber (SINGING) Hey, what?
Introduce yourself No way!
Introduce yourself good
One two three four five
My name is Amber, and I say hello Six seven eight nine ten
Give it back and meet my friend
Hey, Winnie Hey, what?
Introduce yourself WINNIE: Not possible
Introduce yourself good
One two three four five
Six seven eight nine ten
Restore and meet my friend Hey, Britney Hey, what?
Introduce yourself Not possible
Introduce yourself good
(SCATTING)
Absent
My name is Britney What?
I cheered so strong good
So when I shake it AMBER: Yes
You'd better take it
(SCATTING)
Destroy now
(ALL CHEERING)
AMBER: Yes
My name is Sierra
We have to do our cheers like Britney. Shut up!
BOY: Welcome back, Britney.
But it's time for to announce this year homecoming king and queen
Hey, shabooya.
If you change your mind,
We have that hotel room until noon tomorrow Good?
Well, it's not surprising here, Pacific Vista Your return king is Brad Warner!
Good, now he really wants to celebrate it WINNIE: I'm sure that won't be with you He only brought you here because he feels sorry for you,
and he doesn't want to throw away your phone
Very?
Now, if he wants to break up with me, Winnie,
Then why did he bring us rooms?
And this year's queen is Winnie Harper
Congratulations.
MEN'S STUDENT: Winnie!
I have sex with Brad Warner.
What? What? Oh, my God.
How do you like that, Britney? Finally I beat you on something.
Now tell him, Brad.
What are you doing?
Britney, Britney, Britney! For once it doesn't go to be all about you
Now tell him
Okay honey. Babe, okay, I know this looks bad, okay?
This isn't as bad as it sounds. I'm thinking of you all the time.
What, overall, two minutes?
Brad, Winnie.
Thank you. SECOND: what?
Brad, I can't tell you how relieved it feels
not to be your boyfriend anymore Because... Well, you pig.
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
And Winnie, so do you many backstabber to have a real friend
But there is one thing You are right about.
I don't have what is needed to become a pirate again
You enjoy the rest of your night MEN'S STUDENT: Go, kid!
Oh, no, he didn't do it!
He got his courage.
What do you want?
Listen, I'm not supposed to do it throw you away for some stupid dance I'm sorry.
Sorry not to make up or dissolve us Yes I know.
I think I need to be a leader,
But it turns out I only need part of the squad.
And it's too late now.
But I want to come and I will be proud to see you win
Well, thank you, and see you.
Listen, this is hip-hop Barbie and he's Wu-Tang Clan.
You better get your friend before he is defeated.
Oh, please do it. We are not friends We have never
Oh, boo-hoo-hoo. I can only cry. But I won't do it.
Well, you will cry when they beat you
When did they defeat us?
Don't tell me You don't cheer with them again.
I think once you turn black, you never come back
FYI, no problem either I cheered with them or not.
I know how good they are.
Oh, you lost you cheered if you thought this sad little squad can even compete with us. Oh, I know they can.
No.
So, you better bring everything, White girl. Oh, "white girl"?
Remember when were you first?
But don't act like you forget. You know we always carry it,
white garbage.
Please let me cut it.
Look, Camille. I don't know What are their routines like,
but I know they've got a really good gymnast,
so they might throw some fancy stunts.
But what you have that they don't do it is your spirit,
so you really have to look for it if you want to win You mean, if we want to win.
Wait, are you going to let me cheer up with you guys?
I have to do it You stand up for us, Britney.
You call me Britney.
Go get dressed, white girl.
I don't need it.
Oh, so he only knows I will let him cheer, Huh?
No, but I hope you can do it.
Come on. Let's donate some sayings, you two
Hell! Hell!
Alright. Well.
We will do it.
Yes.
Hey. Hi, how are you?
Camille will let me cheer on you guys cool. I think you always get everything you want, huh?
Not everything (BRING IT ON PLAYING)
Hi, I Swin Cash, and I will be your provider for this event
TYSON: Whoa, whoa. Swin Cash.
Yo, isn't he playing? for Detroit Shock?
B-Pro football players, hot cheerleaders, pom-poms.
It's like real life commercial beer here
Do you know what I'm saying, Jess?
SWIN: Alright You are all as excited as me.
Man, why not? Just go talk to him?
Who do you talk to? I'm horny, okay Not stupid You have to tell Britney how you feel.
He has a girlfriend.
SWIN: Ready to give warm welcome to the host...
Come on, you two. We will start.
... and the reason we are all here today, and one of my closest girls,
Rihanna!
TYSON: Oh, my God! That's Rihanna!
Oh, oh, that's Rihanna!
God! Do you see that? Oh, my God! This is Rihanna!
God! Rihanna!
RIHANNA: I am very happy to be here That's how they are Girls sound When they see Rihanna.
(SQUEALING MIMICS)
RIHANNA: So we have a long day in front of us... That's ridiculous.
... because each school can do their routine for the judges,
then the two best teams will return and do it for me and I will choose the winner.
The squad will join me on TVperformance
which will be displayed throughout the world.
But more important than that,
you will win new computer for your school
Hell to yeah.
Alright, so let's do this!
(MUSIC PLAYING)
CAMILLE: Let's go, Crenshaw! Let's go!
Five, six, seven, eight. One.
GIRL: Go, kid!
BOY: Yes
(CROWD CHEERING)
BOY: Bring it down
Bring it, huh!
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
GIRL: That's it, now.
BOY: Take home.
Yes!
SWIN: submit to Crenshaw Heights, you two.
And now, just give up for the Patriot!
Do you see the judge dropping? Man, we will win this, you two.
Calm down. Take it easy, everyone.
It will be difficult to reach the top what we just did
Our poop is tighter than the Kirresha sports bra.
ALL: Alright!
Alright, it's shrinking.
SWIN: Ladies and gentlemen,
Southern California three times high school champion, Pacific Vista!
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
(CROWD GASPS)
SWIN: Three times Champion Southern California, Pacific Vista
(WHOOPING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(CHEERING)
SWIN: our next competitor here represents Lincoln High.
Put your hands together for the Patriot.
What's the matter?
That's a stupid diet You have it. He hasn't eaten all day.
Now, do something. We need him for competition
What do you want me to do? Push a Snicker throat AMBER: okay
Oh no. Brianna. There is something wrong.
Go check it out.
SWIN: submit to Patriot.
I need cheerleader. A skinny cheerleader. What is wrong?
It's all your fault You're the only one who calls him fat Shut up, Winnie.
BRITNEY: Is Brianna sick? AMBER: He fainted.
He has starved himself to stay in the squad That's all my fault.
Brianna, how are you feeling? Alright, now.
Do you know how long it's been because I'm brown?
No, but I owe you an apology.
God. Now I will get sick.
Listen, I never should make you embarrassed about your weight
No problem. I have a big ass.
This runs in my family. We are just a big family.
Will you be alright to go back into it if we make a final?
Yes I'm fine.
But thank you for very concerned
Good luck. Thank you. You too.
Is everything okay?
With him, yes With us, no.
SWIN: And now, let's observe the Tiger
Okay, I know when something is not my business Come here, both of you.
Wow, this is none of your business.
Wait, but Jesse doesn't have the game like I did
CAMILLE: Good, then he won't mess it up.
Jesse, you need to know that I broke up with Brad night dance.
I will be more impressed if you break up with him the night we kiss.
I just... me...
I can't let go of it from my old life
The closer I am to you, which is less important it all looks
So what's important for you now
(CROWD CHEERING)
I can show it to you better than I can say.
(CHEERING)
KIRRESHA: do it again
Well, I will be damned.
The child does have a game.
All right, we will hear judge's decision soon.
(CROWD CHATTERING)
SWIN: Ladies and gentlemen, Again, Rihanna.
Now let's listen to for Swin Cash and our great judge,
Tony G and Eric Little.
So, are you ready to hear it? the finalists?
Good.
Let's go up, Pacific Vista Pirates!
Now let's see who you are fighting with.
Give it to him Warriors Crenshaw Heights!
MALE CHEERLEADER: Alright, Crenshaw!
Congratulations on both teams. But your work has just begun.
You have impressed the judges, but now you have to impress me So you're ready for that?
Of course. Yes!
Alright. We will flip the coin to see who left first
Just name it, PV.
This is a quarter. Stop talking. Head.
That head. PV goes first
Pay attention and learn.
Okay, show us what we can't do.
It seems we will have a little competition.
The last challenge starts in 15 minutes
Back off!
Change full rotation for double, add a helicopter throw,
and finished with three high pyramids.
You know the stunts break the rules, Winnie.
There are no rules, idiot.
This is not an approved event, and the judge leaves,
so we go for it
(SIGHS)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
MALE CHEERLEADER: Come on, you guys.
CHEERLEADER WOMEN: Go, Amber!
(AMBER GROANS)
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
Man, they're as good as as you say.
Hardcore. Cheering or dying.
They throw away the safety rules. I hope no one gets hurt.
We don't have luck like this is ready
Damn, we don't have like that at all
Only what we can dream of on the road.
Everything we are is a ghetto.
Krumping, his clothes.
I only think of something to shake them.
Look at their steps.
Yes. I mean, they are quite repeated in the semifinals.
Exactly. Do you remember my trial?
Yes.
Oh, hell, huh. Please check this
Come here, come here.
Remember how it went down in the Britney trial
when he copied my combination? You see PV choreography.
Hongkak twice, arm circle, high V, push hip...
(CROWD CHEERING)
Let's go!
Okay, let's go Come on, come on.
MALE CHEERLEADER: Come on, Let's do it.
BOY 1: Time. Turn right. Boys 2: one One.
GIRL: You guys.
God.
BOY: come on Yes. Do it.
GIRL: Come on, guys!
GIRL: Pirates!
(CROWD WHISTLING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
BRITNEY: Let's show them the way, yes Yes, come on.
JESSE: Krump, krump.
That's right. Back up. Back up. Get off the floor
Yes.
What's the matter!
(ALL CHATTERING)
LETL: Six, seven, eight. Beat it, mom.
(CROWD WHOOPING)
RIHANNA: Alright, everyone. That is Crenshaw Heights and Pacific Vista Pirates.
It's just amazing, isn't it?
(WHOHANNA WHOOPS)
Alright.
They really damaged our performance with the gang violence.
They must be disqualified or captured
Sorry, but you did not create an rule. I do
It's not our fault You can't take it, Winnie.
I told you we should do it more cheerful like that
Again. Shut up.
No, Winnie, you are silent.
Wait, what do I mean to say that? Yes I did it.
Winnie, shut up. I don't have to shut up. I'm captain
Yes, and since then You have been captain,
You have become a greater pain in our donkey than before.
Oh, like I care. It's nothing You can do it.
Actually, spirit law states that if there ever is an entertaining rebellion,
that the squad can choose to replace their captain, immediately effective
You live outside of this You are not the part of our squad anymore
Right, Amber?
If you choose to change Winnie as captain, raise your hand.
GIRL 1: I will do it. GIRL 2: Yes, I choose.
BOY: Hear, hear.
GIRL: I have to say it.
Rihanna, come on.
If anyone deserves to be on TV, this is me
Look at them. They are so ghetto. GIRL: what?
What do you know, Winnie?
I have learned a lot talented people out of the ghetto
I didn't mean it like that. Yes, you do
But it's okay.
I know you will understand. Oh, I did.
And that's why I don't judge people where it comes from,
I rate them with what they bring to the table
Everyone, gave to our winner,
children who bring everything, Warriors Crenshaw Heights!
ALL: Warriors!
Crenshaw!
Jumping!
Hey, Britney. Meet our new captain
Congratulations.
Oh, I want you to meet some people.
AMBER: now BRIANNA: who is
Guys, guys, guys. I want you to meet my friends.
This is Amber, Sierra and Brianna.
This is Kirresha, Tyson, Leti, Jesse and this is Camille.
Hi. Hi.
Girl, you see like you eat Twinkies. I do
Very? Yes.
Have you ever had it fried? Not.
(PON DE REPLAY PLAYING)
(WHAT CAN BE ACCESSED? CAN WE ROCK? PLAY)
(ALL SQUEALING)
Hi, mother
Sorry.
(ALL EXCLAIM)
Jumping!
(BRINGING ON ON PLAYING)