BRIEF EXPLANATION
Dirt.
Fuck.
Dirt.
Your ID card has been torn And has expired.
When was it issued? - 1990.
- This is their ugly paper - You have to have it laminated.
Yes, but...
Am I good
Yes, it's okay
Thank you.
Women and men, Captain and crew
welcomes you above Pride Le Havre, to Portsmouth.
The ship is ready to be thrown. We will immediately leave the port.
Children may not run around or disturb other passengers,
or use the elevator not accompanied
We wish you a pleasant crossing. Thank you.
Excuse me.
Do you need a...?
I speak French. We can hold on to French if you want.
I bought a package with my friends, to show off.
I never thought I would be addicted.
After all, at home everyone smokes.
My mother smoked a few with me at night She enjoyed it.
- He enjoyed it? Yes, he is.
He smoked like a chimney since he was 14 years old.
He never managed to stop.
All my friends smoke.
Those whose parents aren't cool smoke silently
They say their parents are idiots.
Your mother is cool?
Yes. Very cool.
My father chewed it because he gave me something.
- What did your father do? - He is a regional auditor.
She's not too cool, but it's okay. He is nice.
But it's not as good as my mother. He admires me.
But one thing made him angry.
When I say eighth grade. He doesn't like it.
- Dorked up? - Flunk
- I'm not studying In the last semester, I usually go down there.
This time, it slipped correctly. I pretended to leave.
Not too smart from you Alright, but my teacher are all idiots - They can't all be idiots. - They.
This is stupid work.
- Hope you are not one. - No, I'm a photographer.
To finish school and immediately return to it,
to teach children the same nonsense...
There are better things to do in life.
And it's very paid.
If all your teachers suck,
why not try it?
So now I do academic improvement
18 years.
- 18 years old? - Yeah.
You don't want some?
No, stop me from sleeping.
There's nothing stopping me I can drink 10 glasses.
My problem is awakened. It's always difficult.
Because life is boring.
Successful and boring.
But it also passed very quickly You will see, years go by like weeks, You don't do anything
The irony is: "How to make a living, because we lose time."
What do you want to do? Have an idea?
Aren't you amazed at how adults are? finance cars, apartments,
Their weekend cottages?
The price is expensive
Where does the money come from? How do you get it?
Not with work.
Also their career flyers give you There is no choice.
There are only teachers,
doctors, veterinarians, lawyers...
That is scary when you are young
You don't know what you will do later,
but they want to encourage you to become something fast and fast.
You tried this and tried it, so you definitely got nothing.
But don't be afraid.
It will happen on its own as you get older.
But you have to be confident, and not worry about the future.
People make big noise about planning for the future
It just happened. It's like a gift.
What you really need is a gift.
Be prepared for that, like tennis shots. You can't miss it.
Why are adults? Always snap your wings?
Sometimes your future escapes you.
We are all born in one entity, but people destroy us with their fears,
their security talks, full work, makes sense.
Did you not find life? is a little awful lately?
But you have to think seriously about what you want to do Jobs that pay well, in a field where there is still space.
There is no point in doing sociology or law.
Later you will cry when you are left behind.
Today what is important is your appearance That's all women over 30 years old worry about.
Depends.
Even men today are afraid Losing in their careers.
The smart choice is a plastic surgeon.
All old farts have their faces redone Even if they oppose it.
I don't know The day I need it...
Everyone has their face still fast or slow
And I will be there, waiting for them
Thomas Seigner.
I will take 10 years from their faces, and take all their savings!
I'm kidding, but...
You can get a lot, and what you want.
10 grand throw. Two or three times a week.
I can live with it.
But I refused to study until I was 30 years old. Not my style.
Because you are still very young.
30 is not old, it runs very fast.
Another coffee, Madame?
You are right, we can cash it.
Do you want to hit the bar?
Let's just say this is our night on a ship.
Without a little romance.
Can I ask for help? Something that men don't like.
What do men hate to do?
Everything! But most importantly, the task.
Shopping.
- I think I've lost it - This is no time.
That is an incitement to alcoholism.
Give me a suggestion. Is that all French wine?
I don't know I only drink Coke.
They force us to buy their rotgut,
because you can get two bottles of wine for a bottle of whiskey.
The Mouton cadet is very good.
I'll take champagne. It's bubbling and has no taste. That's perfect.
This is half of what I usually pay for.
You don't care It doesn't interest you.
What about chocolate candy?
- No, I'm fine. - This is special.
No thanks.
Orange jam. You can't find a good one in France.
You don't need to explain anything to anyone You have to think I'm a bookworm.
No, 16 is almost 18.
This is a nerd. Now I will look weird.
There's no point in opening my mouth again
- I feel I'll ruin your night - No!
Listen, there's nothing but teenagers.
That's no accident.
Look behind me
That's even worse.
I said the wrong thing?
Unforgivable
I didn't find them young. They are conformists.
Can't you see They are like yuppies.
Even her boyfriend only shows.
They don't care.
But they should be "with him," to have a correct view.
You hear their conversation? Sadness I'm going to find myself a brandy.
You shouldn't have it.
No, or I will be angry.
Next time to me.
After I drank my improvement, I will feel much better.
You think I'm crazy because I drink?
Young people want to age, and the parents want to forget it.
To remove what they went through.
- I don't think you're old - Me. That's why I drink.
You don't drink that much
Two neat brandies are nothing.
I want to meet you You will be cold.
You will be on the floor immediately.
Even though I can accept it.
This is a bad sign. Now I can save my liquor.
Privileges for aging
You're not that old
"Not too old." Listen to him! He means: "Not too young."
- Disillusion must be in. - Not always.
Yes always.
But we don't know from something better
The magic moment only lasts long enough for them to seduce us.
We can play in green pastures.
This is a time of miracle.
Then, we go back to the cage like a cow, to chew dry straw.
This is over.
We have been paired, is all over.
That's a bit rude.
But that's our fault too.
Because we know that all men are the same, we should not be addicted
But women like that.
It's too poetic, they have to believe it.
They don't realize it just lying down Then it's over.
They were yesterday's news.
It's true, isn't a man like that?
You're all like that
You're right. That's your strength.
Being a couple is very cruel, but you tell yourself
it's better to survive than alone.
Marriage is better than alone. The woman herself is terrible.
I don't know I am alone. I'm an idiot.
I can't blame my husband. He didn't even cheat me.
That's even worse.
He really lost interest in me.
I am a log, a chair, is something you sit on
Is it normal to treat someone like an object?
Is that bearable
Should I stay? What do you think?
I know, I should stay.
But it feels like a heavy robe that makes me stunned.
When someone's eyes You just like to light up When he sees someone else, and he doesn't see you again,
or the appearance of being is very blurry, hard and ugly,
so he can ignore you
Women are milled stones around their necks.
Men don't want to be burdened with us!
This is not fair.
But they still care about us. Once they destroy us,
they do not expect us to go
I got the bastard
He could not forget it. It will take him a little while!
I am going.
But I'm not the type to be left behind.
My husband dumped me yesterday.
Which means you should do it faster Are you aware I wasted eight years of my life,
with someone who can't see me after three months?
What do we want Why do we do it?
And we did not even have kids.
He always takes precautions.
A man who loves women does not take preventive measures.
You know what that means Isn't this dirty?
But it's not your problem. You are young
Maybe you will have a better life.
That must change. Better
- Want to coke again? - No, I'm fine.
I need to drink. It's my first night as a bachelor.
No, I will get it.
No, leave me alone.
We are at sea. We are out of law.
That's right.
For your study.
- Not for your love life - I'm not proud of that
She's not right for you, that's all.
Who?
Your husband. He must be a jerk.
It's not that simple.
Maybe they are simple and we are complicated Damn, it's not boring magic!
You haven't satisfied the man.
So to prove that you are not and invasive,
he made you disappear He sticks his sword through your body
This is the correct parable.
There is nothing more true than the parable.
He bends, claps, and struts like a peacock.
He is proud of being a peacock.
They must be stronger than us.
He doesn't care if he's stuffed into a box,
almost choked, or if he did all the dirty work The man is untouched. He is great!
Women are mutilated by life because They are more generous than men.
And contrary to belief, they age better
You want to be a plastic surgeon Women never grow bald, thin, and in vain 40 right?
What takes care of you is your youth. You are still protected
But be careful, doesn't last forever
Even though you already have head of a good hair.
You have good hair. That is good.
Be careful, you can lose it at the age of 25 years. It can run very fast.
No more hair, only pink skin, like your butt cheeks.
This changes everything.
But your skull is round.
This is a good basis. That won't damage the view.
But that really scared me.
Don't worry, you can be bald and still look good.
But you have to flee from the male prerogative.
Of all their editing and pride.
So you are there. They are not there, bad things.
That's because they can't reproduce, that's their problem
I see...
they created something to reduce women,
and deceiving themselves they have power
Bureaucrats. There is a typical male occupation.
You will see nothing.
There is no gift Little power.
Like premature ejaculation, or pot belly,
or a grin on a fat face.
Do you think all men are like that?
Everything you meet, yes.
At least, everything I met.
When you add it, they are all the same
Only strangers attract attention.
I think you chose the wrong person to do...
What do you do?
None.
Come and dance.
- I'm too big. - Don't let me fall
I fell in love.
I fell. That means I lose myself.
That's excessive, because it has something to do with men.
Is there nothing good?
Maybe very young.
Who still has some poems, like girls
Lips like ripe fruit.
I have to discuss it. This is not really my thing.
My taste goes more for brawny driving furniture, wild animals...
At least that's what I claim.
But I always end vice versa.
I'm not a boy young enough to be my son I don't see why not.
I know, this is stupid.
I have to let myself go.
It will be easy and beautiful.
I can't fall in love with someone who can't hurt me.
That would be nice. I must be a masochist.
You don't like good men
Not as a rule. I like people who hurt me.
That's what makes it spicy!
I don't understand you I like tenderness.
Hold someone and hold, to caress.
Caress Very bad. They are useless.
They don't make you climb walls.
You may also be alone. Being alone defeats bad companies.
Have you never had a soft relationship?
Yes I have. But they are mistakes.
You're a tough woman I think you're soft.
That's my first impression.
I want to meet you, to take you into my arms
- So men make mistakes too. - You are tough
You make fun of me because I love you.
But one day I will be older,
and you will be really old! And you will be alone!
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm afraid of water.
When it was black, it pulled me and I fell
As a child, I looked at in carp in a pond,
and I always fall.
Be careful, I won't provoke you out.
You won't lure me out?
I don't have a chance. I don't want to die in vain.
You dare say that!
It's true, the water is ice cold.
Dark.
We won't last for 10 minutes.
I'm brave but not stupid.
No problem. I don't want a course to save lives.
I want you to be romantic.
I want to sleep with you.
Very romantic!
Do you think if someone says that for a woman, does it work?
I'm sorry for my raw talk.
I don't know how to act with you.
Women talk harshly, goes against popular belief.
They don't like it pre-cooked.
What did you see?
None.
I am waiting.
You must learn that men must take the first step.
This is not suitable for women to help them.
This is really exciting to confuse them and see them counterattack.
Can we leave?
To your place You have a cabin
This is a time of fear, to turn to serious problems.
Let's go to my cabin, because I have it.
We will have peace. No one will disturb us there.
But there is one obstacle.
We can damage something beautiful, and don't want to start up again.
Should we not stop now, and have a pleasant memory?
- Good, there is even a small window. - Yes. I have a small window.
Even in a luxury cabin there is no double bed
Maybe it's not a good idea Come here.
Don't say that
I'm annoying I can't help everyone.
I feel very shy.
How can I be like that? at my age?
I can't deal with cheating on my husband
It's over
Have you ever fallen in love?
Yes.
But I never made it happen.
I can't really do it. I am blocked
- How long have you been separated? - Three months.
We are with eight years. It's been a long time.
- I'm sure that doesn't bother him. - Think about it
Three months...
- Thinking he cheated me? - Maybe
Bastard
You're all bastards That's all you think about.
There is no love, only ploys for our sleep And women are so stupid.
We thought you meant what you said. We dream.
All bastards, who think of us like so much meat.
I really want to see your breasts.
I like breasts.
Slowly!
Don't rush like the others.
Slowly!
Want to know something?
What do women love immovable rhythms
This is an inner vibration.
I love your skin It's soft.
You're as smooth as a baby.
It's too much to be very young.
- You look like you are 16 years old. - really
Yes.
There is something very young about you
But I have a crow's foot. Want to see them?
No problem. Your whole appearance is still young.
Because my mind is still very young.
- stay! - No, I'm too hot - want one? - Not.
What is your life like? Many girlfriends?
Everything is different for my generation - I don't think so for me. - We don't have a good girlfriend.
There is no more tragedy or crisis.
- There is no tragedy or crisis. - There is no tragedy.
Very bad!
- So how do you fall in love? - I know you won't understand.
This is not like before. It's more relaxed.
You can date a girl,
and when he leaves, You can even date his best friend.
Later you can tell him again, no problem.
"Date," "birthday." What language.
Turn off the music. This is irresistible.
There is no chance You will fall asleep again.
Someone wants to say hello. Give me 10 minutes.
There are no two ways with men.
It's glory morning or going back to sleep.
The same thing. This is inhumane.
I don't like it at that time You generalize about men.
- I like you soft - I'm not soft
But I'm too soft for you. You only like bad people.
- Not true. - Here!
You dry yourself at the speed of a snail.
Only men are slow. You are all endless Stop saying "All of you..." I feel I'm not me.
Fast, not like the others.
I'm not someone else.
True, you are far more charming than them.
Let's take a picture together.
There is no chance
closer.
Please smile.
Perfect.
Here.
Thank you.
We look good.
Write something good on it.
No, let me pay.
- Are you sure? - Yes.
- really - Yes.
Women and men, we are now entering
port of Portsmouth and will drop in 40 minutes,
at 5.30 am British time, and 6.30 am French time.
It seems that makes you hungry.
We come
We have time.
Are you in a hurry to part?
Women and men, the car will go down...
Don't listen to them.
Passengers with cars on deck five and six
will be called ten minutes later,
After the bottom deck is cleaned.
We thank you for traveling in Le Havre Pride,
and hope you a pleasant crossing
Leave.
You have to go get your bag. Do you have it
- Yes or no? - Yes.
Fast. Don't linger.
You think you made something easy for me Swear you will wait!