- [Pop] - [Man] I love you I love you. I love you.
[Woman] Yes, whatever.
- Love Pity. - [Chorus] Love stinks
- Yeah, yeah, love rotten - Cinta Payah
- Yeah, yeah - Love suck
You love him and he loves him
And he loves someone else You can't win
And so on until the day you die
This they call love This will make you cry
I already have blues red and pink
One thing is certain
- Cinta Payah - Love is rotten, yes, yes
- Magazine? - [Pilot Over P.A.] Good evening everyone.
This is your captain speaking. Sorry for the delay.
It should only be a few minutes longer. Thank you for your patience.
[Watch Beep]
[Button Call Button]
- Can I help you? - I don't know Can you?
Can I help you?
Yes. I want to know why do we miss the schedule
Just a few more minutes. Can I bring you a drink?
I don't know Can you?
Here's how.
- thank you - You're welcome.
Hi. I'm Jennifer
Wait until the last minute to pack?
No. Have my first period.
- Oh. - Good afternoon everyone. This is your captain again.
We go to the runway and have to take off immediately.
- Enjoy flight. - Is it dirty You know that I'm bleeding now?
Why is that so? It's just biology.
We can have sex now, and I won't even get pregnant.
Do you have an orgasm?
I don't think so is one of your businesses
Yeah, well, you're young What are you, ten
- Twelve. - [Scoffs]
[Sighs] So, do you live on L.A. or New York?
- L.A. - Me, too. My father ran away with his secretary,
So my mother and I moved to California
Your parents remain together?
- No yes! - What does it mean?
They are divorced, but they are back together.
- That's great. - I have planned everything.
Do you get it back together?
I've talked to my father about that
I will explain to my mother how the divorce destroyed my life - Maybe they don't fall in love - You have to work with love if you want to last forever.
- Who says love must last forever? - They are married - They divorced - They shared an oath. They make commitments.
They have responsibility. Someone needs to remind them of that.
My mother said, "If love is broken, you have to throw it away with the rest of the garbage."
That is wrong with adults They are lazy.
- You are an idiot. - Well, you are an idiot You are ugly.
[Rev Aircraft Engine]
- Try breathing. - [Shortness of breath]
Take a deep breath. This will help you relax.
- I'm hot, not relaxed. - Oh.
That's how I am.
One two...
three... four... five...
six seven...
eight nine.
Twenty-two. Hut, hut, hut.
- [Crowd Cheering] - [Man] Stop drinking!
[Announcer] And it's taking a break,
with Knights leading Gophers 14-7.
It shouldn't be surprising that the homecoming king this year...
is tonight's star quarterback, Cameron Fitzgerald.
You go to alright.
No, my head. Where is that? \
Hey.
How is your head Oh that... it's not so good
Oh, I'm very sorry You don't remember me, Are you?
I don't have to
No.
We were on a plane together once.
[laughs] My God!
Ryan
- Are you "Counting Ryan"? - Yeah.
Of course I remember you. Once a month I remember you I have to say that the "continuous period of airplane" story is like a million times.
- Not me. - [giggling]
Do you want to go get a coffee or something?
How about your girlfriend, king?
Don't have a boyfriend Hate commitment.
I think, why limit yourself when there is a world possibility out there?
Well, maybe all of those possibilities distract you from what you want.
I mean, that's why I don't watch cables.
- What? - Too many choices.
Lucky your school has a uniform
You know, you might just wake up and have to choose clothes.
And then with all those choices, You might end up walking out of your naked house
- That's stupid. - Yeah, well, you are so stupid.
Don't call me stupid Why not? It is true. You are. You stupid.
Stupid, stupid, mute, stupid, mute No...
- You are stupid! - [laughs]
- Hey, so you want to go? - Not.
- Why not? - Because of this... we...
- [Sighs] We don't click. - Since when?
from now on. From now on. Does this feel like we are clicking?
I'm just talking about going and getting a cup of coffee.
You know, _ maybe decaffeinated coffee for you Not makes sense to me
Good.
- OK. Well. - Well.
[Humans] You know what I do what I do
Riding my waves once more
It's always the same Never ends
Riding my waves once more
It's always the same Never ends
[End]
- [Notice Beep] - What time is it now?
It's time for me to go for the airport
That's impossible. I prepared my alarm was exactly one minute before you had to leave
I set mine three minutes before, just to make sure.
- I love you. - I love you.
- [Woman] Gopher boy? - What is wrong?
- Uh, nothing - That is you.
I don't believe. Will you go to school here?
Uh, yeah
Oh, uh, this is Betty. Betty, this...
Jennifer. Hi. How are you?
Gopher boy and I went way back
Please stop calling me
Good.
Well, um, I guess I have to go
- Nice to meet you again - Yeah.
See you later
- Gopher boy? - Long story.
- [Knocks] - Help! There is someone there
Hey, a little help here.
Someone, hello? Open!
Excuse me!
- Hello What - Whoa!
Wow.
- Are you okay? - Oh, I'm fine.
I... I'm fine You are Ryan, aren't you?
- Yeah. Hey. - Hey!
I'm Hunter. Your room, Hunter.
What did you do in the trunk?
Right. Uh, well, um, Well, I arrived at the room...
first, here, before you, and, uh, I think so it will, you know, funny...
if, uh, if I get out of the trunk and surprise you
Surprising! And, uh, The rest is history.
Wow, we don't even know for each other for 20 seconds and we already have a story.
This will be great.
- So, uh, how are you doing? - Uh...
- What do you say? - Our story. Oh, oh, I know.
I know. You might say panting and you saved my life.
- Well, me... - Actually, that's a good way to tell it
Drama loves love You are good, man
[Booing] Thank you.
Wow, that's great. I will have it it's hard to keep up with you.
Ha. Come here.
Oh man!
[Sighs] Four years.
- Hah. - [Sighs]
[Woman] Yes, I know a girl Don't remember his name but I know what he wants
He wants to be everything
So, is he yours? Congratulations on high school?
The fact is, he is.
Good for you. Where did he go to school?
Seattle.
Oh, long distance.
- So? - Good luck.
We don't need luck. We have a very strong relationship.
We are not together during the summer, and everything is fine.
Mm What did he leave, a month?
Six weeks, two days.
You visit back and forth...
maybe three times, calling each other every night?
That's right. You must be put into work.
I've seen it happen hundred times.
Last year, every distance relationship in my dorm...
has ended in the second semester.
- Wow. - Just keep it real.
[Humans] Next accordingly, please.
So where do you live?
- Herman Hall - Oh, I can give you a few tips.
- do you live there - No, no, but I have friends there.
I live off campus with my boyfriend.
- What? Do you have a girlfriend? - Mm-hmm.
Who?
- Punker Winters He's a musician. - Next according
She's great.
- Do you live with one person? - Yeah.
Have you made a commitment that prohibits choice in the name of love?
Uh huh.
Isn't it crazy that falling head heels can do for someone?
- Next, please - it's me
Yes, I know a girl What he wants is...
I come as soon as possible. What happened?
[Gasping] He dumped me!
Why?
Because he fell in love with someone else - God. Who? - I don't know who, Amy, and I don't care who
The point is, is he dumping me
Now, how do you know? I mean, did you catch them or something?
Oh, God, on this bed?
No. Oh, God, no.
No no No, he just told me
- he said - Yes, we made the whole agreement.
You know, that if you meet someone else, you will tell someone else Yeah, well, nothing has ever taken the deal seriously.
I mean, you just say to cover your own ass.
Yeah, well, I'm really lucky because of my boyfriend,
he's really loyal for his pact.
- Well, how do you know? - At the club.
What, did he shout that? for music?
- No, no, no, that's the music. - Not.
That is the same club where we first met
That is the same club where We first decided to move together.
That is the same stage where he first sang the song...
"Jennifer, Jennifer, This heart is made for two people."
And I just sat there watching him, and I thought how much I loved him,
and how I can't believe that I can love someone that much.
And then he sang this new song.
A little something called...
? Jennifer, Jennifer?
? You ask me to be true
? What can I say?
I found someone new Do-doopy-do-wah
- Jennifer, Jennifer - Terrible.
[Blurred]
Actually, is quite interesting.
With the second choir, everyone sings together
- What are you doing? - There is no.
I don't think I've ever felt like this before.
I'm really an idiot. I mean, why don't I just listen? for my instincts, you know?
- Why am I not listening? - Hey, well, look on the bright side.
I mean, now you understand to move with me
Oh, well, I know everything looks pretty awful now,
But, you know, it's fair Will take some time...
Because that's what my therapist keeps telling me Fuck your therapist, Ame, really,
because I only need to feel better... now!
Do-dooby-do, my ass It's hard out there, man. You don't know how lucky you are.
- Betty and I broke up. - What?
You're kidding me. When?
- A few days ago. - Why didn't you tell me?
I do not know I think Just drowned.
Well, this is good news.
- Now you and I can hit the circuit. - You and I.
- Right - I don't think so
Believe me, It's easier for both of us.
Look, you pretended to be my idiot cousin for the weekend.
Suddenly, I'm sensitive.
You're drunk, starts coming too strong,
I beat you, I'm masculine
I don't think I'm ready for that.
Well, we can trade off. You can hit me first if you want.
That was two days ago. I think I need a little time.
You're right. I'm sorry to hurt you
So let's get drunk and go see some strippers.
- I am not sick. - Shhh. Please.
I'm fine. Breaking up is the right thing to do
We just... went in a different direction.
Mm
- Whoa, hit me - No.
No no Come on. Do it.
- Hurry Before he leaves. - Who?
- You know him - Type.
- Okay, then I'll hit you - No.
- Hey - Hi.
How are you?
Good. You?
Large.
- So, I see you're all settled on - Yes.
- did you start Friday? - Yes.
I went Friday night.
I'm sure you did it.
Oh, uh, Jennifer, this is Hunter
Hi.
Yes you know, I want to stay afloat,
But, uh, I have to go to the train station to pick up my cousin
She's stupid. My whole family actually is.
I also.
Yes, me too. I'm an idiot I will meet ya
I was dumped
- Hmm? - Yeah, music person.
Michael... dumped me
Oh.
How about "Betty long distance"?
I don't want to talk about that.
But I just told you about my whole separation
Come on. I mean, it can't be worse
Why? Why do you want to know?
- Suffering loves the company. - Not!
You will find several ways to use it against me [Gasps] Okay, okay, maybe so too has done that in the past,
but I have changed I have. I'm hurt now, and I see life very differently.
Good.
- You're right. - It is a matter of distance.
- Yes, but not for me - I know that.
I'm fine with that. I will go there, he will come here.
If I tell him that I will call him A certain time, no matter where I am...
- You will call - I'll call
If I tell him to call me at a certain time when I'm at home,
I will always be at home.
I mean, I love him, so nothing from ever seems like working for me.
But that happened to him, right?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
This weekend, I was there, and we kissed each other goodbye,
and his roommate came with his girlfriend They both brought this bag of laundry,
and Betty just started crying
I asked him, "What's wrong?" And he said...
"We can never do it our laundry together."
She's right. We never get to wash our clothes together,
and that's it.
Did you break up because of laundry?
I sent me out.
Not laundry, exactly. Only all things that couples do together...
- the couple must do it together. - Uh huh.
We just don't have time anymore. He can't handle it.
- Why aren't you moving there? - Scholarship.
- Well, he could just move here. - Scholarship.
- Wow, is that so? - Yeah.
- I mean, he needs something that I can't give him. - Oh no.
There are many other things Little things too.
Too many differences making relationships impossible
Michael and I disagree on anything... ever
That's what I like. We fight, shout, have sex.
I mean, That's what I miss.
That doesn't sound like a very healthy relationship
Yes, but what do you know? About healthy relationships?
- Excuse me? - I say, who do you judge my relationship?
- Look, I know this is a mistake. - What?
I only say that you are actually in an unhealthy relationship.
It's about having to like something all the time It's about surprise.
I mean, love is exciting and it's thrilling...
and it makes you so crazy, You just think you will explode.
That's the point.
Then I think Michael doesn't understand the point
Oh!
Oh yeah
Riding my waves once more
It's always the same Never ends
You have never been to his apartment. That is strange nonsense.
No, no. [Booing]
He is just careful.
See, there's no point in introducing me to his world,
unless he feels safe in our relationship
I admire that.
What are you doing today?
I have scuba-diving class 3:00.
Very.
No, that's a lie. I lie. I can't stop.
I lie about everything. It starts so I can impress Girls, and now I can't stop.
You know, you have to really see someone about it
- Yes, I am - No, not you.
See? I can't stop. I can't
Next time I catch you lying, I'll do it expose you to your fraud.
You won't do it.
- I will. - You don't lie - I'm not - Hah.
Did you really do today? Dancing class.
So, my therapist keeps telling me to expand my horizons.
But, with this man, everything I did pretended to be someone who wasn't me.
And I can't handle it again, you know
- That's why you broke up with him - Yes I know,
but do you think I'm too coward?
I mean, the therapist I want to take is more responsible for my emotions,
But I don't think it's The right time for that, you know?
No matter how you do it... phone, fax, e-mail, song.
This is all the same message... Adios, amigo.
Yes, but you have to do it good about that
Amy, did you break up? with your girlfriend,
or I broke up? with your girlfriend
Do you know what? I won't really call him my boyfriend
I mean, I barely knew the man.
- So, don't worry about that. - Yeah, but it looks like he's very sweet, you know
- I don't want to see him hurt. - I know.
[Knocking on the Door]
[Exhaling deeply]
- Hi. - Uh, hi
- What are you doing here? - Well, I came to pick Amy.
Oh. Ha. Interesting.
- What are you doing here? - I'm Amy's roommate.
Is he here?
We need to talk.
- We are not right together? - I just said what he said to me.
I don't think it should be taken alone
Why do people say that? How can I not take it personally?
- I don't like this. - Okay, okay. Take it personally.
- Why didn't he tell me? - Because he doesn't want to hurt your feelings
- And you do? - No, no. I don't know that you are.
I mean, I know it's Ryan, But I don't know it's Ryan.
- this... sucks! - [speaks Latin]
- What? - This is Latin for "Don't kill the messenger."
Do you know what? You have too much fun with this.
- I tried not to do it - Trying harder.
[laughs]
Seeing. It is not funny.
Oh, no, no, I'm not laughing at you. I laugh at them.
Look, chicks, they like to make guys jump through circles This is not a circle. He broke up with me.
No, this is a test. Look, he is testing you to see how much you really want it.
- Do you think? - I know.
Seeing. You have already... You have to swim across the ditch,
destroy the castle door, kill the dragon...
and that... it's not a euphemism... and sweeps its body from its feet.
- You're right. You're absolutely right - Of course.
- We are great together I even made graphics. - Of course you did it This proves how perfect we are together - Now what I have to do This proves it to Amy. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- What? - You have to do more than show the pie chart.
You have to cry... openly
Yes, it should stop when you are in front
Squeeze the lid. Turn on sprinklers You need tears
A man's tears can't breathe one second more without love in his life.
Hold. I'm just a thing.
- this - What is this?
Icy Balm. Apply a little under your eyes,
You will sob like Miss America.
Oh, good luck.
Today I study second position
Woman! Yo!
Did you know that they reset all the tables in the library?
- No. - Yes, that's really different.
I spent two hours trying to find my desk And if not for Diet Coke stains,
I won't find it at all
Do you want to know where they put it? On the third floor.
Not the second, even the fourth, third. Third.
Number three.
- And that would be a bad thing. - Please. This is a disaster.
- Do you want to hear how your breakup went? - I really forgot Is that terrible? Do you think we can still be friends?
I don't know He looks very shocked.
- Oh, poor person - Want to hear the weird part?
- I know him a bit - you do
We meet each other occasionally.
Now, do you think I did the right thing did you break up with him?
- I don't know - I did it It just put...
- That is putting too much pressure on me - Yeah, I can see it.
Besides that, Maybe that's what I need.
- [ring ring] - How about it?
[Shouts, Panting]
God, you cry. He cries.
Why did you do this to me? It is over.
Do you understand me? More.
- [Screams] - Ryan!
Ryan, it's not too bad. People break up all the time.
I can't see!
I think I'm blind!
Good patch
Thank you. You don't need to wait.
I'm not waiting Can't a girl enjoy lollipop midnight...
in front of free health center?
Oh.
Who also feels that maybe is a little responsible
You did nothing
Yes, I mean, I didn't put Icy Balm in your eyes,
but I broke with you, remember
Yes.
- Where did you go? - For sightseeing.
Try forgetting today has happened
- Can I come? - What for?
Can't a girl enjoy a walk in the middle afternoon with her ex-boyfriend?
Will the girl continue to refer to himself for the third person?
Did Ryan Walker only make jokes?
I don't know Let me ask him.
Wow. You know, you're pretty funny when you're depressed
- Well, get ready for comedy. - Other.
Yeah, some more and I'll have to take you back to the clinic...
so that they can repair your damaged intestine. [Chuckles]
- You eliminate it. - Not funny?
Let's be like this, more than that,
and I have to do it break up with you again
[Bongo Drums]
[Teacher Yelling Instructions]
Seven eight.
Hey. How are you?
Get ready. Another spiral braided
[groans]
Hey. How are you?
Hey, excuse me. Question.
Exactly how far can you bend?
[Jennifer] Do you come here often?
- [Ryan] Yap. - It's very beautiful.
One of the biggest structures achievements in human history.
You're the second person to call me this week
You know the only way to build something awesome Alien slaves from outer space?
Perfect planning Isn't that very reasonable?
You check a situation, You plan an action,
you run it
Everything works well.
But no.
Yeah, well, that's because most things in life aren't that simple.
Does that look simple to you?
I mean, you can't imagine it how complicated something like that is to create.
I think you just use it as a metaphor - me. - for relationships
- Yes. - Yes, that's what I thought.
I mean, I know I don't know Amy is very good, but...
it just feels like everything is increasing.
Are you majoring in mathematics?
No, structural engineering.
Oh.
- I'm done with it - Engineering?
Relationship.
They are just... too much.
That's not feasible.
- [speaks Latin] - Huh?
"I hear you, brother." Latin.
- What... Is it in Latin? - my department
- Latin Why? - Yeah. Why not?
Will you do it with that
I'm going to Italy for my graduate school
And after that?
I don't know See? You are amazing. I can never do that.
- You mean you don't have a plan? - or something.
But, once again,
why are you going to Ever need a plan?
I'm sure you always have everything you want,
do you know you want it or not.
You know, that's true for the first time...
that I really want something and go for it is Michael,
and it turns out great.
Wow. Look, I just found out You become a junior and all,
You will have it all know now.
Yes, that's what you think, huh?
No, but I'm stupid. Is not it?
And tense. A-And ugly, if I remember correctly
Oh no. Oh no. I said all that before I was in Prozac.
You are in Prozac
I hope.
- That's a joke. - Oh!
Oh, it's okay
I have to go. I still have more learning to do Final
I also. I will stay
Alright.
- So, I'll see you around. - Yap.
Hey. I'm sorry about Amy.
No problem.
See you later
Riding my waves once more
It's always the same Never ends
Riding my waves once more
It's always the same Never ending
[Continued, unclear]
Do you understand all your classes
[Chuckles] All but one.
Oh, that's hard to understand.
Yes.
So, has it been a good summer Yes, yes. I just returned to L.A.
- Oh. - what about you
Stay here. Learning how to for bagel butter to make a living.
It's surprisingly easy, actually.
You only swipe once back and forth.
- I took my mine. - Of course.
So, is summer good?
Yes. Everything is good.
This is good.
Uh, Jennifer, Are you okay?
I pushed him away. I mean, I really do everything in my strength...
to make sure that he dumped me
Well, of course, You don't like it.
No, that's the problem. I think it's just summer throwing,
but I'm actually... I'm starting to like it.
Oh, why did you do it? pushed him away
I don't know I only... [Sniffles]
That's how Pain in the ass, you know?
Yes. That is.
[Sobbing] Oh.
Well, how about you?
I mean, did you get it? this summer?
Well, I... no.
You have got the right idea
You know, we have to do this again sometime
I mean, not all cry, but...
You know this.
Sure.
No matter how I try I can't let you go from my mind Only other claims.
[Telephone Ring]
- Hello - [Jennifer] Hello Do you want to do something?
- No. - You have never even heard my application Now, that's the beauty of our friendship
I don't even need to hear your proposal to find out my answer is no.
I'm beautiful in our friendship
- Now I'm hanging. - You can't
- Give me one good reason - 'Because...
Because I have installed an explosive device into your phone...
and your whole place will explode
All right, I've been burned before.
Come on. I can't study anymore.
I'm too smart. People start to avoid me.
- Only if you beg me - I just did it.
In Latin
[Speaking Latin]
Oh, oh, honey Don't want to stop this feeling
- Come on! - Everything feels very new
Because nothing makes me feel like you do, you do
Wherever I go No matter what I do No matter how I try
I can't catch you from my mind
I always think of you Wherever I go
I can't catch you from my mind
- You won't go - Me too
You don't You don't go
First woman
La... okay
- OK. - [laughs]
Why don't I count it? for you?
- [laughs] Okay. Yes. - huh?
- Alright. One... - Uh huh.
- two three! - Two. Three. Let's begin.
You know, I can't help you
No, you can help me on the bottom.
That's what you do, you do Wherever I go No matter what I do
Do you think I will look good with a beard?
- I can't catch you from my mind - No.
- Hmm. - Release you from my mind [Dance Rock]
Wait, wait, this is crazy. I'm not a natural dancer.
- No. There are no people in my family. - Move. Have fun.
We are here for fun.
Only you and me and the patch from pubic hair on your chin.
Follow him Do what he does.
Stop the rock Cannot stop the stone
You can't stop the stone Cannot stop the stone
Beat my paranoia Cannot stop the stone
Beat my paranoia Move me, move me
Dancing like Madonna to groovy
Beat my paranoia Move me, move me
Dancing like Madonna to groovy
[Instrumental]
Stop the rock Cannot stop the stone
Cannot stop the stone
[Instrumental]
[Continued, unclear]
- this isn't too bad - good
You may not have ever been rich
Let me tell you better than digging a ditch
No one knows who you might meet Movie stars, movie stars movie stars, movie stars
At the car wash place
Wash the car, yes
- Work and work - Well, the car It seems like it never stops coming
- Work and work - Keep the cloth and the machine humming Work and work
[Instrumental Continues]
- Wash the car - Ow.
Have you ever been with a woman before?
No, I stayed with the monks my whole life, until yesterday.
I entered the monsignor office,
Turning beads and rosary collars, gets my deposit back and now here I am,
playing this weird game from sticks and balls
This is called a swimming pool.
Pool. Oh, I have so much study.
I'll teach you, okay?
No, put your hand here. [Laughter]
- Aah! - Oh.
- Don't hurt him He is a priest. - Oh, I'm a priest.
How do you want to have a religion? experience with the stick?
[groaning]
Run, Daddy, run!
[Whining]
[Both Laughs]
So, you want to come and dry?
- Uh, I don't know Is Amy there? - Maybe
Uh, no No, I think I'm just going home.
- Must write in the diary? - Something like that.
- OK. - Um...
You know, as much as When I hate recognizing this,
I have fun tonight.
Yes, me too. It's nice, clean fun.
Maybe we can go there once a week and wash our clothes.
It's cheaper than the place I take mine.
[Second] Morocco.
What's wrong? You kids go swimming
- Yeah. - Yeah. - It was great. So, uh...
So what happens now? Because my plan is a bit messy.
I invited Ryan, But he will go home to sleep.
- correct - I'm tired. - He is tired.
Uh, yeah, I'm kind of... tired myself Actually it should be out of here.
Ooh! Good night.
Did you come?
Hey, I have to leave it to you, man. It's really cool back there.
- Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah, I'm fine He begs you to come, and you hold back
- He might be crazy now too. - I don't think so
Did you hear that? does he say "sleep"?
Man, you can almost smell of linen
- You are far from this one - I don't think so
- You're in a hurry - No, why are you asking?
That's it. Get him!
Oh, shit. Come on.
You should start praying, Daddy!
- Who is that? - I have no idea.
Okay, listen. The best thing for you What you have to do is just forget that it happened.
- Forgot? - Not.
- How about now? - Man, no
Geez, you are like that an elephant.
[Amy] Oh, good. You are on time for the cake.
- They look good. - Oh, no, that's not it.
Look, I think it will be fun to have fun when you get home,
but I don't know when it will, so I'm just guessing...
and make a batch around 8:00 a.m., but they are burning
So, I did something else around 9:30, then they were burned.
So, I waited a little longer before I was put in the third batch, and now you are at home
That's perfect. They will be ready in about two minutes.
- Oh. - Why are you wet?
- Ryan and me, we go dancing. - Oh.
- Are you in love with him? - What?
- Are you? - Not.
- I don't believe you - What are you talking about? We are just friends Yes, but he fell in love with you right?
Actually no. No, I don't think so.
- Well, what do you do then? all the time you are together? - I don't know You know, we do things. We talk about goods.
Why? I mean, you have me to talk about things Sometimes it's good to have a man's opinion about things.
[Scoffs] Like what? Who has the best pizza, and who has the best breasts?
Gino's Pizzeria, Susan Sarandon. Why are you acting so weird, Ame?
You're the only one who's acting weird
I mean, I'm the one who spends all your time...
with your guy not even interested
My therapist thinks so You might have some problems.
- You're talking about your therapy about me - Of course.
I mean, I'm worried about you.
Listening. If you ever need to talk, I'm here
[Timer Dings]
Oh, I left the telephone number on your pillow
- who? - My therapist Good evening.
- See that person there - Huh?
He's the type of person who goes with him feet, if you know what I'm saying
[laughs]
- Come on. You do it. - Well.
[Ryan] She's the type of girl that likes biscuits in her soup.
- No. - What do you mean "no"?
- That's wrong. - No, no.
- Yes it is. This is a decision. - Why?
Some people put biscuits in their soup and some people don't.
- Exactly. - No, the point is to sound like...
You make a decision about someone where there is no decision to make
- This is a non-judgmental judgment. - No, no, no.
- That's stupid. - No, this is funny I laugh.
Yes, because it's stupid.
You want to hear something even more stupid
I will date tonight.
- really - Do you think I'm crazy?
- No no. I think that's good. - Is it true
You have to go back in the saddle
Uh, no, no I'm the cowboy type that doesn't like to ride.
- Yeah, you see, that one isn't funny. - Yes I know.
- [Rap] - Come and stop with the lyrics and I look inside
My friend said who is that guy
[Continued, unclear]
Ladies, how do we do it?
- [Continue] - What?
Hey, this is pretty, huh?
- This... This... - Cold cold, said you were cold Got a straight game
[Phone rings]
Hello.
No, I'm not good at something rather.
You have to contact the hunter [Piano]
[Man] After a long time in investment banking,
I decided to do something for myself.
I sailed for ten years. Finally, I reached a point in my life,
I said, "I don't want to do it all work. I want to have..."
Jen, oh, thank God You are here, sis
Billy, what's wrong? Kurt, this is Billy, my sister.
- Billy, this is Kurt. - Hi.
Nice to meet you, Billy. I just told your sister about my boat
- No, there is no time to ship. - Why? What happened?
This is mother. She is sick.
- Oh, my God, what happened? - I just said, he is sick.
- how's the pain - Uh...
Yes, how is it hurt?
You know, it hurts, like last time
No, I wasn't there last time. Explain that to me.
There is no time for questions. Mother is sick We have to go now!
Sorry.
- Look, are you crazy? - You're great
"How sick?" I feel like an idiot.
You are great there. Very.
- [chuckles] - thank you
Thank you.
Oh man.
You know, next time I think about trying limply.
Step baby, Ryan. Baby steps
Uh, tonight? No, tomorrow night.
- No, they changed it - Who did it? Ryan?
- No. - Well, I can't go
- Why not? What are you doing? - live in
I am planning to stay in
I will give myself manicure and pedicure...
and do the flushing in conditioning.
Now, can't you do all of that this afternoon?
No, because I have class this afternoon.
The class that I have to go through is because I have to talk to my professor...
about my paper It will happen on Monday,
that I will finish while my nails dry...
and proof of my hair so everything will be done before the party.
Can't you do all that? tomorrow?
No, because tomorrow I will be in a hurry and maybe tired...
and I have to get everything done
Look, I have to. I can't believe they changed it.
This is Friday. You have a weekend.
What is that ?
It's like on Monday saying, "It's been a full week."
[Booing]
[Humans] Have torn and rippling chips
Got chips that were torn and rippled Carved chips
chips, chips, chips, chips
- Are you ready - [coughing]
Oh yeah Alright
We're going to flow tonight
Oh, yeah, alright We will groove tonight
- Oh, yes, alright We will groove tonight - Yummy.
Oh, yes, fine We will groove tonight
[Male Rapping, Escape]
- What do they want? - Who?
them. They are. Chiquitas
You know, I suck my ass out there, trying to get into their little print...
from what makes men attractive, and I don't know what they want.
- What do you want? - I don't know Lay out Have fun. Ask someone to love me for who I am?
Oh, and, uh, who is actually
You... you are right You are absolutely right.
I mean, what... what's the matter with from the country?
Simple child is lifted fresh egg and good value,
who has to wake up at dawn every morning...
with a three-legged dog named Lucky by the side to help him with cattle.
- Hunter, you are not from this country. - huh?
Oh, yes, Ryan, What do you want me to say?
Hi. My name is Steve I grew up in the suburbs...
with two parents working, two sisters and two garage cars.
I have no real identity,
I also don't have a clue what I do or what I want.
Want to get out?
- your name is Steve - you know, all the lecture points...
is it a place where you can rediscover yourself.
No, this is a place where you can specify yourself Your name is Steve
Yes. Yes. To be honest, I'm not so crazy about "Steve," okay?
- Why are there other people? - who are you
Oh really? Easy as that?
Then, why don't you drop Cool men act and go tellJennifer...
- how do you feel about him? - What?
But you should do it quickly before he leaves with the man.
I don't feel like that about him.
Seeing him with that guy now, it doesn't bother you No. She's dating all the time
- We talked about the date. - And are you okay with that?
- Yes. Yes. - honest
Okay, then, how are you? is here all by your loneliness?
Seeing. If you are waiting for a girl to just walk on...
and doing all the work, you got another thing coming - They don't do something like that Trust me. - [Woman] excuse me.
- Is your name Ryan? - Yeah.
- I think you are in my statistics class. - That is good.
What are the possibilities?
- You're a technique right? - Yeah.
I'm electric Not me, my major.
Can you believe how much work do they give us?
But I like that, you know, because there So many people float here,
like negative ions, without a place to go
I'm a laser I know what I want, and I do it right away.
Oh.
[Chuckles] I feel like there's an armature spinning in my head - Do you want to sit down? - Uh, sure, sure
But, actually, I just left.
This is because I'm too advanced, right?
No, not at all. There are only two of these tasks that I have delayed.
I told my boyfriend that I will meet him...
twenty minutes ago
- Do you have a boyfriend? - Yes, I did
- Now I feel very stupid. - You are not stupid I just... I really have to go.
Hey, sis. Are you okay?
Yes, I'm great. Thank you, Billy.
Look, amor, amore.
You say that is so beautiful
Alright, so I'll take off, then
- OK. - see, bro.
So how are you? get rid of him
We were fooled around for a while, and then I told him,
"Hey, I understand early class."
- You're cheated - Uh huh.
Hold. Now, when we talk about "playing games,"
we're talking about "play" or...
We talked about "playing games."
Oh.
This is not like we have sex
- I did not say that - Could not find a condom.
- Will you have one? - Yeah. Maybe.
I have a midterm. I have to get rid of stress somehow.
- Wow. It was incredible. - What?
Ju... only that on a certain date,
there may be that you will have sex with a man.
Isn't that the point of dating, possibility?
Not that I know what will happen happened before Not me.
Sometimes I think it will happen It is much easier to have sex...
rather than having to sit there and think of something smart to say
Indeed, I have never been in that situation for a long time,
but I can't sleep with someone unless I like them.
- So, you think I'm a prostitute? - I didn't say that
- We are just different. - Yeah, you sleep with anyone.
- So? - So, do you know other singles,
20 years of college guy who's never slept with anyone
- Who doesn't even try? - Hey, maybe you try too hard Ryan, you didn't try at all.
I just think that might make Strange things between us.
What? Are you talking about?
Are we friends? I mean, am I my friend...
or I just became your girlfriend substitute
- Are you serious? - Yeah.
It's like me in your life, You don't need to try.
That's the beauty of our relationship.
You will never get hurt again as long as you pretend I'm your girlfriend Yes. Yes, maybe we shouldn't hang out anymore.
Ryan?
I'm very sorry. I do not mean it.
- Yes, you did - No.
I like to hang out with you.
I did You are the most favorite person in the whole world
I don't want to change anything.
- Maybe you're right. - No, I'm wrong
You're just waiting for for the right girl to come,
and you don't take mild sex
I think it's good quality
No, I think I'm hiding behind you or... or us.
There was this girl at the party last night.
A girl girl You didn't tell me
I just blew it.
Why?
I don't know Maybe it should give him a chance
Yes, you have to.
- [laughs] okay Come on. - Aah!
- You can't say this isn't fun. - No, right?
When was the last time we did this, huh?
I mean, only you and me. This is good Isn't that so
Of course Amy is good
[Chuckles] I have an idea. What if you...
have to fail some class and move back?
Is that very bad?
I mean, it's just... Italy is so far away.
Yes, that's the beauty. [Chuckles]
How about me? What should I do next year?
- None. Just like you did this year. - Mm.
Ame, maybe I'm leaving, you know, you're just going to let go of your fat ass...
and go and have Fun, huh?
I don't want to do "anything" without your , and I don't want to have fun.
- And I have a great ass. - You do
No, you know, you have great... You have a great ass.
- [laughs] Oh! - Mm.
[Smooching Sound]
Hey! What are you doing?
I'm kissing you
God. Lord, I'm very sorry I'm sorry.
I don't know why I did it I just...
I really want it to kiss you.
- God! I'm very idiot! - No, Amy! -Amy!
Hey buddy. Watch this.
[Chuckles] It's like a bridge.
This is a bridge.
- Yeah, you are right. - [chuckles]
- Hi! - Hi.
- Mm. - Mm. - Did Katie come?
He will meet us at the bar. I just talked to him.
- really - Uh huh.
This is good This is good
He will be the first to experience my new one.
- Oh, this might be good. - Oh, no, I'm serious No more lies.
As you said, friend. I don't need to pretend...
to be someone else for other people to like me
- Hey, that's good - Yeah.
What you see is what you get: Hunter Unplugged
Not your intention Steve Unplugged
[Stone]
- [Jennifer] So, Megan looks good? - [Ryan] Yes, that is so.
That's, uh, Paul guy. Didn't go out with him several times before?
- Yeah. This works. - Good for you.
Hey, Jen. Megan here has never been to the Automotive Museum.
Imagine that.
Yes. [Chuckles]
Hey, what are you reading? How do zoo animals try...
to rearrange their cages in alphabetical order?
Apparently, aardvarks started it.
That's right, but Zebra, they vetoed it.
- Yeah, how do you know? - I just... I don't know.
I don't understand.
- [chuckles] - Neither do I.
So, uh, Katie. How do you like Berkeley?
This is a little excessive, right?
Katie is a double major here scholarship.
- I don't know how he did it - How did you do it?
I can barely juggle nap and sleep Now, this sounds a bit strange, but I spend a lot of time with parents.
That doesn't sound strange.
That sounds a little weird.
Think of it like this: when you are sitting with someone...
who has gone through two wars, marriage, children, grandchildren,
money and disease issues...
I mean, getting "B" on a biology test doesn't seem like a big deal.
- I think we should do what the Eskimos do - Um?
Just kick the parent out of the iglo.
Leave them for polar bears and storms at sea.
Once they can't continue to hunt big again, you have to get rid of them
I mean, if not... if not, they'll do it just suck us dry Those bastards
- You're kidding right? - No, not at all.
And take their driver License too, when you do it.
Hmm?
What?
Suddenly, you are not permitted to have an opinion again?
I do what you say I don't agree to that.
I didn't just make everything so it seems like we have something in common
I do what you say I'm honest.
Yes, but come on. You don't have to do it say everything in your head So, now I'm too honest
- [Sighs] - You know, I don't know what you want from me I don't know what anyone wants from me
[Ryan] So what happened?
[Jen] The whole beauty of Paul that he will never settle down,
and then he fell love with me
There's nothing worse than a bad boy goes soft.
- [Scoffs] Don't I know it? - He stopped drinking,
stop taking medicine, He even stopped cheating me.
- No wonder you dumped him. - Yeah.
It's just that it doesn't work out, you know What's the name? Mary?
- Megan. - Whatever.
- No problem. - There he is?
- What should I say? - do you like it?
Is he "the one"?
I don't know I'm worried about that.
- You want to go. - I think it will happen For me to feel better.
- And? - I don't know - I mean, this is like bullshit. - bullshit
Just show the ongoing film six months after they gather.
- You know, when everything starts to fall apart? - Jennifer.
It's just that I don't think that we all know who we really are so how should we know who Mr. Right?
- No, you can't hurt me now - You can't hurt me now
How do you know is she right?
Is it because of you? are both wearing black?
Drink cappuccino Do you both have tattoos?
[Down Cup Sets]
Who... who has been dumped here ?
Okay, who here has... dumped someone?
I mean, we all have fallen in love,
but we never know It's not true love until it's all over.
So, what if... is not "one"?
Or two, or three, or four or five?
I mean, what if there is no such thing as true love?
But we only are too afraid to admit it, so...
we continue to dress up.
We continue to pretend something we don't.
We keep spinning our lives are upside down,
losing ourselves something we expected...
better than what we think we are.
What if that? we are looking for...
just not there
You know you can't touch me now
You can't hold me back now And I have plenty of time
[Continued, unclear]
- Are you okay? - [Sniffles] Yeah
Good. I just worked for my fear of speaking in public
[Sniffles]
Why is everything? only has to be...
- just so? - I don't know You are shakin '
Alright, let me drink all of that shit caffeine. [Laughs Nervously]
[groans]
I don't know what's wrong with me. ME...
Maybe so get your period
[Chuckles] Yes, maybe.
Wai... Wai... Wait a minute.
No.
I can't imagine life Without you on my side This is love, baby That I feel
And I hopin'that that You feel the same way
- How to - [Chorus] Path too
Things tend to slip my mind Like how you like wine
And eat, honey With romantic lights
You mean a lot to me in many ways
- Lately - I told you I love you
- Lately - I told you
- You still mean the world to me - Lately
Did I say I love you
I will be your hope well
Say what you want
Baby
Don't think twice about our love I say this because
I love you But it's hard to explain And I hope so You feel the same way
[Woman Chorus] Oo-ooh, oo-ooh, oo-ooh Oo-ooh, oo-ooh, oo-ooh, ooh
You know it's all mine
Feelings are inside
[Fades]
[Bird Chirping, Dog barking]
- Hey - Hi.
- Where did you go? - Class
Oh, no, no. You live here
- [chuckles] - Where can I see you
I really... have to go.
You never go to class I know. But that's why I have to go.
Wait. I will make us breakfast.
No problem. I am late.
See you later.
Is this about Megan?
- No. - I'll tell him
Well, maybe you shouldn't.
Oh.
[Gentle] We will talk about this later. Well?
Yes, fine. Well.
Just stay long as you like, and, uh...
Yes you know where everything is
Jen!
Jen. Hi.
Um, I have to talk about what happened
Amy, it's okay
No, it's okay. But it's okay,
because I already thought about it, and I think what happened was...
that you are my best friend and I love you and I feel I'm jealous...
when you shop So much time with Ryan,
and then, with you pass and everything... and then I think in a strange way,
I'm just trying desperately to keep things like them,
and I do what I do because I'm afraid of losing you
Isn't that amazing?
Yes, without therapy. I came up with it entirely myself.
I was thinking about us and all the time we spent together,
and then hit me like lightning.
By kissing you, I'm trying to prevent change.
But maybe changing is not always a disaster.
Before we met, I didn't know you at all, right?
- Right - Yes, that's a change!
I mean, that's a big change. I like that change.
I mean, who knows? I mean, maybe I will kill myself in the middle of next year.
But, once again, maybe I don't want to Do you know? Maybe it's okay.
And that's the beauty of change. You know, you never know how things will work out
- So, is everything okay? - Yeah, it's never been better!
- Ohh. - [giggling]
You know, Ryan in your bed right now
- Yeah. - You know she's naked, right?
- Yeah. - But you know I'm curious right?
- Yeah. - So? What happened?
I think I'm afraid of losing him Megan!
Oh! [Laughter]
[Jennifer] I'm the one who told her to start dating.
And then he did it. And I can't see it that way,
and then everything with Paul happened, and saw him with Mary...
- Megan. - Whatever. I only want to be with him
That was a big mistake. Big Big, big fat mistake.
We're friends We're great as friends.
So, how are you? will do it?
I have no idea.
He took this kind of thing very seriously,
and the last thing in the world What I want to do is hurt him.
- [Grunts] - Go to hell, Ryan. Go to hell.
[Ryan] What if I fall in love with him?
- Are you? - I don't know Maybe.
- [Scoffs] What does that mean? - I don't know I just... don't want the item to be weird with us Uh, friend, if you see me for answers, I'm flattered, but, uh,
You have come to the wrong place
If I just pretend like nothing happened, then I will...
Lying to myself feeling that I might feel
But if I told him how I could do it felt, he would run away, because that's what he did.
And I know that it is better than anyone And that's the last one I want to happen.
[Sighs] Being yourself, not being yourself
Welcome to my world.
- Does this feel strange to you? - Oh, yes.
Good. Well, maybe you'd better talk about this
- I think it will be good. - OK. It's just... I have this feeling...
that might be strange between us because of what happened last night,
- and I don't want that to happen - Neither do I.
Because we are too good together to let that happen between us.
- That was a mistake. - Do you think so?
- Yes. - Yes, I think you are right
I think that we are only, You know, we are carried away,
at this time, and you know.
Yes.
Last night was very special to me...
because you really Especially for me, Ryan.
But that's all: The night was very special.
I'm just worried that it's possible,
You know, we will give it more important than it should.
Uh, no I really am with you Large.
- You didn't tell Megan, right? - No, no.
- Maybe it's better not to do it. - Yeah.
[chuckles] Well, I feel much lighter. Do you?
Yes. [Chuckles]
- So you want to fill the vittles? - Sure.
Yes.
Do you really know what? It shouldn't be.
I want to, but still There are a few more things to learn.
- [Sighs] really? - Yeah. This is very important.
Good. You call me
- I will. - huh?
Yes.
[Humans] Oh, oh, yeah
Baby
I saved it in for a long time
How will you hear it? what is in my heart
How you will know many things
If I don't tell you now
Oh, oh
I will give anything
Be in your dreams And I can't stand standing With this dream is locked in my heart - My heart - My heart
[Ring]
- this is Ryan Leave a message. - [Beeping]
Hey, it's me again. Um...
Guess I thought I might catch you at home.
Is everything okay? Will you call me back? Please?
- Alright. Goodbye - I might never get another chance
- To tell you that I need you - [Chattering]
Tells you what I feel If I keep this feeling comes in
- And if I don't say a word - If I don't say a word
How will you hear it? what is in my heart
How you will know many things
If I don't tell you now
How do you know? You are in my soul [Fades]
Ryan Walker, where have you been
- Hey - Where have you been?
Learning
Now, what happened?
- How are you? - good
- Busy. - Yeah. Me, too.
I'm all done, so I think it's goodbye, Berkeley, and hello, the real world.
[Chuckles]
Do you want to go... Do something?
No. You know, I have to really go back to study Good.
So, I guess I'll see you around.
But I leave. I mean I leave in a few days.
Guess you don't have time to plan it party bills, huh?
- Oh yeah. Italy. - Yeah.
- You must be excited - Oh, you know me There is a reason not to shave under my armpit [Chuckles]
- I will be here. - huh?
Wh-when is your last exam? I mean, do it Do you want to go celebrate or something?
Well, I went right after that, so...
Good. I think we'll talk.
- What is happening? - What?
What? This! This! What is this?
I don't know Nothing happened.
Very? Because I'm fair Heading to Megan, and he tells me that you broke up with him.
What is this?
Because I thought I told you not to tell him anything.
Yes I know.
- are you angry? Are you not!
- So what happened? - I don't know Different things.
But I think we talked about that
Ryan, I think we said that Don't want anything different.
I think we say that having sex is just a big mistake and...
and I mean... I mean, it was weeks ago now.
I think we'll be fair again friends. I think it will only...
- Why is that a mistake? - What?
You and me. Why is that a mistake? I am curious.
We talked about it... What, do you want to handle it again?
No, do you want to talk? Let's talk
Is that a mistake because whatever is close to the real intimacy makes you weird?
Or just that I'm not is good enough for you Ryan, you... you kiss me, and...
and I responded But I won't do it if I think it will end our friendship.
And neither do I.
Ryan, if possible take everything back, I will.
Take it. That's yours.
Put it on the shelf with all your other one-night stands.
Why did you do this?
Listen, that night too surprise me like that for you.
But with you like going to a place I've never visited before.
And after you fall asleep, I just lay there, staring up...
on that cheap fluorescent star You have been trapped on your ceiling.
And after a while, they just started to form a pattern,
this is strange, shining in darkness interrelated patterns our entire relationship
And for the first time, everything seems clear to me,
like one logical development
It feels like you and me the biggest plan ever made,
and I have nothing to do with it
Being with you makes me feel that way maybe I don't have to plan anymore,
because it feels like I'm really alive,
and forever in my life, I won't do it must work hard to be happy.
That could happen.
No one will hurt me just like me Your reaction to the same experience.
- Ryan... - What? What?
Do you want to hang out in the library and pretend nothing happened?
I can't do that
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I don't know what to say.
Listen, you don't have to say anything I have to go.
Have fun in Italy.
[Sniffles] I will miss you very much I will I miss you too.
My e-mail is about anything, okay
You know, school, food,
tall, dark, handsome Italian
OK? I want to know everything
- Okay, you have to stop crying now - Yeah, you stop crying
- I look down the barrel is very quiet... - Oh!
... last year.
Jennifer?
Jennifer.
- Hey - Where did you go?
- Italy. - Right now?
Loss?
- How about the Ryan exam? - good Good. They are fine.
- Is she okay? - He is great.
He really... He-he can't...
[Stammering, Chuckling] You know, this, um...
This is Steve. My name is Steve
Mm-hmm. Well, nice to meet you, Steve.
Going to Europe for summer?
Oh. Yes. [Sniffling]
Yes, I just, uh... I just passed
- congratulations In what? - thank you
Um, Latin.
= Latin. Very interesting. What will you do with it?
Um, I have no idea.
Now, don't worry. I spent four years in college studying English
- I don't have a clue - really
Very. Now I run my own company.
- Oh. - You will find out what you want.
[Ryan's Voice] Why is a an error? Is that a mistake...
because anything that even approaches The true intimacy makes you weird?
- Stop the van! - [Driver] what?
- Will you stop the van? - I can't pull over!
- Pull because I'm going to come out! - [Passenger Clamoring]
I can't stop the van. We are in the middle of the bridge...
And if not words
- If I don't say a word - How will you hear what's in my heart
- Ryan? - How do you know that?
If I don't tell you now
[Ryan] Nothing will hurt me as much as your reaction...
for the same experience
If I don't tell you now
Ame?
Who is... how are you doing here?
- I don't know - Oh, what's up... what's wrong?
- What happened? - I don't know I just, uh...
- I can't... - [Cough Man]
There is someone here
- Yeah. [Chuckles] - Who?
Oh, no problem. Just say what's wrong
- Amy, who is here? - [Opening Door]
- [Satisfied Satisfied] - hunter Hunter! - hunter
- Long story. - Hunter, where is Ryan?
He is on his way back to L.A.
[Soft] Oh.
I think he's catching a 4:00 shuttle.
- 4:00? - Mm-hmm.
- Which airline? - Sky Southwest.
Thank you. [Laughter]
- [Sighs Deeply] - hunter
You can call me Tiger.
- [Laughter] - [Roaring]
[Jet engine whining]
[Pilot On Intercom] Good evening, people. Sorry about the delay.
We will head out for the runway in just one minute.
[Sighs]
- [Bell Dinging] - Put your chair back.
- Can I help you, sir? - I don't know Can you take me a glass of water please?
I'm sorry sir. You will have waiting until we air.
Just a few minutes.
Te amo.
Te amo, Ryan Walker.
I think he talked to you.
Please, ma'am. You go must sit now.
Did you hear what I said? I love you.
And I don't go to Italy. I live here with you.
- It's too late. - Not.
Everything you say about it night, I also feel it And it scares me.
I'm afraid of losing you. But I'm even more scared...
to let myself love you, because every time I let love enter,
someone came and took it.
And that hurts a lot.
But I'm tired scared.
ma'am? Hi, I want you to turn around and put your seat belt on.
I just made the most important decision all my life
- Do you want me to wear my seat belt? - Yes, I did
Good.
[Seat Belt Clicking]
What about six months from now? How do I know you will be happy then?
Now, how do I know you will be happy
I mean how? do we know what?
How do we know the plane? won't fall?
- [Woman] We will fall? - Alright, I'm not asking anymore.
You are required by law to be tied to your seat belt You both. Now.
- [Sighs] - [Seat Safety Belt]
I need you.
And that's a very difficult thing for me to accept
But it's much easier than to imagine my life without you.
I want to wash clothes with you, Ryan
But you send your laundry
- No more. - Do you want to switch?
Yes.
[Stewardess] You two please sit down?
[Seat Belt Clicking]
- Oh. - What? What is that?
Only all laundry. This is a metaphor, right?
[Chuckles] Don't worry I will show you how [Whining machine]
[Gasping] One two three four...
You should try breathing. This will help you relax.
... seven eight... - Trust me?
[David Mead, "A King's World"]
[Ends]
[Beeping]
[Sniffing] That's very beautiful.
My mother uses The same aroma.
Looking for something... Oh!
- Ooh. Oh. - I got it.
- Alright. - Very sorry. [Chuckles]
I really... Actually, I...
I'm in the market for some Cheetah pants.
[Woman chatting]
[laughs]
God.
You're all Victoria's Secret Supermodel
What are you doing in our locker room?
Well, the others full rooms.
And I, uh, I have to change. So...
This is where we change.
Right. [Nervous Chuckle]
Okay, don't let me stop. [Laughter]
- [chuckles] - you're fun And we love funny people
Have you been with four women before?
I once had lunch with my mother and three sisters,
but I don't think that ... is taken into account.
[Mouthing Words]
[Farting]
- What? - [Farting Continues]
No, it's not me. I swear.
- We know. Is this us - Supermodels farting?
[Supermodel] Yes.
What do you think we are still very thin?
[Farting]
- Does that make you change? - [Farting Continues]
Uh... yeah
- You do it. - what, fart?
- Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Don't you want to revive us?
Yes!
Yes, I do.
Good. [Chuckles]
Fart.
My uncle died this way
He shot an aneurysm.
- Talk less, okay? More farting - More farting.
More fart
[Hard, Bass Farting]
[groaning]
- Huh? Hah? - God, it's very...
- [Groan Supermodel Disgust] - What?
Where did you go? Hey!
Not me turned you on
That's it. Every night, for the last week.
The same dream So, what you think that means
I don't know