This story is a story of confession.
Lucky for you, they are the hottest of all stories.
Just ask the pastor.
He might tell you to watch and learn from my sins.
Or maybe you prefer to sit and wait for the dirty part.
Be my guest.
I'm not Catholic, but I've met quite a lot of priests to find out one thing about recognition:
they are always anonymous.
So in the spirit of anonymity, call me X
All of these dramas began about a year ago.
I'm on my way to work. Looking for nothing.
Honestly, you don't know me yet.
For average transit riders, it appears
I'm exploring a cool woman.
But this isn't random cool.
He is in the Psychology class I am abnormal at U. W.
The problem is, I haven't found it at school.
But now Blondie looks different.
Actually, he looks the same,
I just look at it differently.
I feel something that I haven't felt since seventh grade.
I'm sorry, Father, I feel lustful.
Don't worry, this doesn't end with me on his fat arm -
although I spent a few moments in it.
This is not about him at all.
This is about me.
And
And I'm late for work.
If you're smart, you've guessed I'm a coward.
If you haven't, here are two instructions:
I'm gay and they make films about me.
Try to follow.
I'm not your typical back-of-the-picture Homo con artists.
I work only with references.
And I charge a lot.
I should be worthy.
I save my client list to twelve regular customers
who has the resources to accommodate my lifestyle.
I consider them as my students.
There is The Judge Mr Jowls
Chaps
Daddy's Boy
Gin Martini
Accountants
Father Six. . .
Mummy. . .
Screamer. . .
Bruce Lee. . .
Mint breath. . .
and almost doesn't breathe.
Damn for me, Barely Breathing
stopped breathing last week.
That's not the natural cause you think.
So, lucky for Gregory, it leaves the opening.
He should be an old hermit.
An old man.
That's the name.
Grandma.
Old gays sometimes make me depressed.
Not because I grow old myself,
but because of the dirt they have to go through
to get where they are.
Which often doesn't exist.
You must be X.
Of course when he uses my real name.
Well, the name of my real hustler.
This is only for the film.
To protect the innocent.
Thank you for saving me since afternoon
Judge Judy.
Beautiful scenery.
When the University buys the building, only a few
from the original tenant lives.
The smart one.
The rich.
I think I like this one.
My sense of humor and kind of heat.
For seventy nine.
I graduated from here.
Ah, I often wonder what happened to our famous alumni I'm not sure I'm typical.
I don't think so.
I'm not sure what you want.
I only need water.
Only accept beverages that are sealed by the factory.
Tell me about your life.
I want to know the course of our romance.
Romance?
He objected to the term romance
Maybe not kissing.
Very Klute.
Certainly a child from your experience -
what are you, thirty?
Twenty-five.
Well, of course you realize there is no real sex possible without some level of romance.
We'll see.
A man who knows the price of everything and value for nothing
Thank you, Oscar Wilde.
Bets that surprise you too, sweet and smart.
But he's a prostitute, there must be something wrong with him
Eat me.
Do you enjoy chocolate?
This ranges from purity of fifty to ninety percent.
Ninety is too strong for words.
Have you never been in love?
Unless you count my cousin when I was twelve years old.
That's important.
I still remember when I first told a man that I loved him.
I can imagine.
Look, it's cool chatting, but it's in you
best interest to tell me what you want to do.
Visits usually take one hour.
One hour?
Not worth bathing.
Patient, my child.
When we will come.
But not until you want me as much as I want.
There has never been a reflection, never stiff.
Usually I don't take clients to talk.
They are people who get attachment.
Who acts like they own you and get all Jeffrey Dahmer.
I prefer to make love with their brains,
take my money and split up.
But there is something interesting about Gregory,
other than the size of the check.
Cash as much as I bring,
I still have two roommates because--
Who is that?
Joey? !
Andrew?
Is that yours?
Andrew.
That's the truth about this.
I don't usually become a black person,
but Andrew is hotter than seventh hell.
I can know he wants me a little
But we live together a year now,
and no more than occasional teasing passes between us.
Okay maybe he doesn't want me but -
I'm obsessed with my roommate.
But Andrew likes, boyfriend ingredients.
Not for me of course, but for someone.
Who is he?
What is that?
This is Jill He
Jill is an evil former fiancee.
I just think he's bad because he did it and me I haven't.
Did the bitch die?
Is he dead?
Jesus! Not !
He will get married.
You must see your face.
I just feel shocked.
So what happened to smoked ham there?
None
Right
Seriously, I got the letter and got out of the mood.
Are you in the mood?
We met on the bus, he offered.
She's really sexy. Why not?
In the year he lived here, Andrew only related to one person and they just push up so it doesn't really count.
Because you are not a prostitute.
I think it's Joey's one.
Maybe I am aroused.
Why is that important to you?
I hate you.
I think I give you more credit than you deserve.
Oh, that's invaluable coming from you
And there are people my problems.
A moral cheat.
Prostitutes who aren't prostitutes.
Outside of work, I haven't had sex, masturbating with each other
or vice versa since I was twelve years old.
And that's only once.
Sometimes I consider myself a virgin, since I am
underage when that happens.
At school I know three Mormon girls who swear activities on the planet that do not involve termination
hymens they leave them virgins.
Why don't I have sex?
I saved myself for someone I love.
Good.
Let's play the X-is-a-prostitute game.
Nothing I say means anything because
I'm just a prostitute.
I don't need prostitutes who call me a prostitute.
If you don't make love, I'll cut my wrist!
And Joey made the family complete.
We met a year ago when my accountant suggested
I get a roommate to guard the IRS from my back.
Joey was the first to respond.
17, no work, homeless.
But he has a GED, so he's not a total loser.
He came and asked to live without freedom.
Who is the scooter?
My back-up plan.
Joey's son is destroyed The only man who ever loved me.
Like right
Joey is too chicken to really break up with him So I cheated on him to make him break up with me.
He keeps forgiving me so I stop calling him.
That's so cruel.
Whatever, I am your backup plan.
Admit it.
I don't have a backup plan.
Everyone has a backup plan.
Who is yours?
I guess it's Jill Baby let me loosen tired old bones
I'm sure the bones are loose.
What are you listening to?
None
X is mad at me because I brought a man home.
Do you bring a man home?
Like a trick?
Why is it so surprising that I can have a trick?
Not that it's safe!
You are stage two gay!
What?
You are the first stage for one year.
You first came out and thought you wouldn't be slutty
so you can find this perfect girlfriend who is also not slutty.
That's when I met Scooter.
Eighth grade.
She's not kidding
But now, you are stage two.
Have fun.
See a sexy man, make love.
I don't know if I will go that far
but maybe I'm transitioning.
So what's the next step?
That's like
thirty. Old age.
Don't worry Some of us dig older men.
So, now I'm entering my stage of sexual adventure.
We have to prepare shampoo for crabs.
Don't like a dick pump.
Maybe I don't like seeing my friends throw away their morale.
I am always slutty and you don't hold it against me.
That's because I have different standards for you.
You bastard.
So you've met my nuclear reactor family.
Three hot buttons, aroused by each other,
live in one apartment.
Like bad porn only without sex.
If you wait for my gay bag to be sensitive,
don't hold your breath.
Lucy too likes dating anyone,
gay or vice versa.
I never told him much, but he has talent to read my mind.
He is the only woman in my life.
This is not sexism, the only thing I have
women are not more like men.
What about Gregory?
I know this will work.
I'm very glad you need a new john.
Since he knew what I was doing, it was like
spy game that he really wants to involve.
You know, he never left that place.
He ordered lunch delivered from us for six years What does he like?
I know that.
Total boring.
I'm sure he just sat and talked Maybe you don't even want to make love.
Just get the jollies by imagining being yourself.
A busy person, but he is always right.
Remember I might say like fifteen sentences
to him since we met.
Damn customers Can't wait to hear more, baby.
There is one other woman in my life.
I'm not really religious but this particular virgin
has a rather cheerful expression like
he asked for a check for child support from God.
He inspired me.
I feel omnipotent that I can give myself such pleasure.
When I cum I throw my head back hard.
Two seconds later I feel satisfied.
Then wasted.
Then moody.
Orgasm is a trap but masturbation is happiness.
I even masturbated after a hoax.
This is an eraser.
Because you might have gathered me an antisocial touch.
Boy Kultur is the only gay club I've ever visited more than once.
They let me be free because Joey used to fuck the doorman
This is not a cave with a scary skin or a guppy aquarium but all types are suitable.
Whatever happens in Boy Culture, which is rare in our Neapolitan gay community where every taste
separate but the same.
So what did I do at Boy Culture?
Sit down mostly.
Sometimes thinking, but most sit.
I always claim the next bench is missing
got the crazy idea I have
I like watching fun dances
cruise and pick up.
Marriage rituals are more complicated than anything
on the Discovery Channel.
finally you are lying
and never heard of that bastard again.
Then you invest all your energy and money back
treatments work, make yourself perfect again for the next layman
If gay guys stop spending so much time connecting,
we will have *** da Vincis everywhere.
Mind if I sit here?
Dirt.
Fight or fly?
Boys, you seem to be deep in thought.
No, I only tried for a moment here.
I'm not looking for anything dirty.
Except you.
What do you think is what makes you so hot?
What do you have that one million people are like you don't?
So what makes you so hot?
I don't know, why didn't you tell me?
Fuck playing games.
What, you expect a golden heart?
I'm sorry, Daddy, I'm selfish.
I can't decide whether to enter
or flush all toilets and start dishwashing,
so I just stood there.
He is there.
He reads the number one best seller who wears clothes from the basket,
make anyone feel comfortable.
He is everything I don't.
And I found it very sexy.
That anonymous fuck is impossible to see what I'm doing.
How long have you been standing there?
How long have you been dating Andrew?
I'm not masturbating
Very good fool I'm still upset with you
I won't even talk to you if I don't feel that way
generous after getting reamed by the biggest dick
I have never seen
Anonymous girl is yours?
Oh yeah
Who made the second biggest I've ever seen
Makes you look
On our fifth date, I'm sure Geezer is
real thing and make it my twelfth student.
So Joey is dating Andrew on the art of being a prostitute.
Sad to watch So, is he your type?
Andrew?
I have no type.
I have a client.
It's really noble.
Who is this?
Do we change the subject?
Is it okay?
It seems like a guilty plea.
What is guilty?
Emotions?
That's a portrait of my first lover.
My only love.
We are together fifty years.
Fifty years?
The name is Renaldo.
He is dead now.
Both of you look very young.
We have.
He is the son of the building guard.
He is poor and muscular.
I am rich and spoiled, little prince.
How about D.H.Lawrence The first time I saw him, I knew he would be with me for the rest of my life.
Or him, it turns out.
How do you know?
We have chemistry.
But there is something else.
Something strange because--
He is everything that is not you.
The cause, I believe in our sexual heat.
I remember the first day we made love.
Jesus
Waves on the Sound are louder than thunder
I'm a teenager.
We just moved here from Brussels.
I should have been at my place, but I slipped out
to watch Renaldo's work from there.
As I wait to catch a glimpse of him,
I was disturbed by an increasingly severe storm.
His weight suddenly dropped.
That's Renaldo.
And?
He said What are you doing here?
My defense told me to say there is nothing from your business But I took a chance and said Waiting for You
That's when he took me.
Bringing You?
He slept with you there on the stairs?
In 1918?
Well this year it's not active.
Little.
You are a prostitute, men have the best sex
their lives with you.
But don't get me wrong, the only valuable sex
is when both parties do it to please themselves first.
I don't know what is physically possible
Except for gay things, I really love him.
I left him to find my soul mate.
And you don't want to appear empty-handed
Some of that.
And partly to do a trial with you.
That is the fastest erection I have ever gotten
A top. Thanks God.
Is the experiment running?
Yes. Weekends together.
Going to Portland, get this out of our system.
Two seconds ago you were talking about searching
your soulmate and now about this
Do you want to leave your system?
I just want to get to know each other.
You don't know me?
You've been living with me for a year!
X, nobody knows you.
Ouch.
Let me be the first.
I don't want to be one of your connections Not in front of Beaver.
I really love!
Is something disturbing?
Please.
Who is your latest victim?
I like to think of them as the host's body.
for my heart.
So you swear on another man?
I'm in love. Not crazy.
He wants an open relationship.
That's perfect.
And you discussed this on your first date?
Our first date tonight.
I was at the bus stop and this beautiful man came to me and said "smile. ''
I looked at him.
And I did it.
That's the worst thing that ever happened.
This pisses me off when people say that.
I'll be fine.
Then some bastards say smile.
Like I'm in a bad mood, and if I owe him
to cover it and make the world a brighter place.
You are sensitive to ice queens.
Do you know what lines upset me?
I don't usually become a black person but
They must be shot.
It's like this must be my lucky night.
You feel abnormal
and I'm black.
I like someone to come.
They are praise.
How can you have too much praise?
Let here be a whore film Stella Stevens.
I like prostitute films.
Liz Taylor in Butterfield 8.
Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
Marlene Dietrich in every film she made.
As a child I think that prostitute
the most beautiful creatures alive.
They are careless, wasteful,
and you always learn from them.
I feel destined to join the ranks of all
Hollywood actress who has played prostitutes.
I asked my mother if I could be a prostitute when I grew up.
He just said
No
X, who is your first date?
What does it have to do with anything?
Is this an ambush?
Andrew and I don't know anything about you,
so let's start with something big.
Well, just say that some dentists are wide open for their patients.
Your dentist has sex with you?
Hot.
And pay me.
How old are you?
My last two years in high school
Did it happen more than once?
Almost every week.
Is she cute?
Not really.
That's persecution.
He must be removed.
They have to erect a statue of him.
It's paid for college.
But you are like a minor.
He took advantage of you.
Who is almost 18 years old and has destroyed half of the Seahawks?
I am interested in them, that is consensus.
I'm interested in that money.
I don't have a problem hurrying if someone chooses it,
I only have problems with people pushing children into it.
Are you considering choosing it?
No.
I live for free.
Your young people need to get a job or go to school I'm sorry, Daddy, I'm too lazy to do more rather than pretending everything will be alright.
The next day is a big happy family day.
The last one for a while.
park We took a walk through the Volunteer park.
Ghosts racing on Broadway.
Then go home and masturbate with each other.
You hope.
Check that one.
I have to have it.
You're kidding
I want my Ding
I want my Dong.
I gave me three weeks.
Again with sarcasm you sound a little too jealous I will take both.
Does anyone want to dance?
Watch Blowy Joey in action?
Come on, X.
Let's shake your money maker.
I am not covered to shake the money maker syndrome. Sorry.
People, Taters
Sorry if I scared you last night.
I'm not that cruel.
Still, come to the wedding.
As help to friends.
I thought you didn't come out to anyone there.
That's why that trip.
I don't think I can do it alone.
You talk to your mother every week.
That will be fine.
No, this is different.
A middle class black family from Oregon?
It's always different.
For each family.
What did your family do?
They never noticed when I left home, so I was sure
don't call to tell them who I am.
I think you don't make love to anyone since you were twelve years old.
You know what I mean.
I hope I do it.
I'm leaving.
As a friend.
They really took me to the bathroom Andrew?
Will you be on guard?
You owe me a lot.
Thank you B.R.B!
You might find it domestically, but there is
certain strengths that the garden gives you
This is almost like a god.
Understood?
Buttload.
I just put Junior in bed.
He grew very fast.
Well, I didn't check it.
Are you in love with me?
Absolutely not.
Why did I say that?
Oh god, whatever you do, don't jump from this building.
I think I'm in love with you.
For a long time.
Until I realized we couldn't be together.
Why, do you want open relationships too?
Actually, yes. Part of it.
You have spent too much time
on Blowy Joey's land.
Okay, you will give up linking relationships?
Don't call that.
Will you give up your career for monogamy?
That's not cheating. It's just business.
Don't even pretend you don't know how that sounds.
The logical person makes sense.
Have you ever considered quitting?
I make a lot of money.
I can't do anything else.
I don't want to do anything else, I'm good at it.
I have nothing but love for you dear,
but you are twenty-five years old.
And it's already on the hill for many logical people.
And working on videostore has a promising future?
That's legal.
So, if I date you, I can sleep with the same
twelve clients, as long as I'm not paid?
If that makes you happy.
Getting paid makes me happy.
It's like anyone can meet you.
What makes me special?
Okay, you win.
Always do it.
Is that the word cross?
Yes
Sometimes you amaze me.
Andrew says to say he didn't talk to you.
Well, tell Andrew Make it good, because each of you gets a message.
I don't want to ask people to
skip lubricants with each other.
Just tell him I said "okay. ''
"Okay. "Smart, it works well.
X?
I am not so extraordinary.
Huh?
There is a very funny guy in the laundry always
what does the cross say when he waits.
So I did it first.
Then if he looks stuck, I can help him and behave like that
I only think of the answer.
You still amaze me.
I am eighteen years old and I have no job or boyfriend.
How can I become rich and famous if not
do anything?
Why do gays always feel forty at the age of eighteen?
That's what college is for.
X?
Yes?
I'm a monster.
So, is your dentist first?
This girl is from school, Jennifer.
John hates his name. That's ridiculous and common.
Not Andy "What is it like? "John asked.
"Much better for you. ''
It's just a joke, but it killed something in John,
who said he was sure to take you long enough to start dating girls.
Andy turns John's arm.
"What are you trying to say?
I told you I finally got a boyfriend because you are my best friend
And John?
Some people cry.
Andy apologizes.
He said, I'm just joking.
That won't be the last.
I certainly hope not.
Anyway, when it's finished, Andy panics.
He told John it was wrong, it would never happen again.
He ran away.
John is broken.
What did he do?
He walks home.
Twelve miles.
When calling Andy, John will not answer.
They never really spoke anymore.
Poor Andy.
Poor Andy?
I think you thought Renaldo and I were happy from the start,
but that's not true.
After our first meeting, he was not available for weeks.
Where did he go?
I never knew, but when he returned, I faced it
I say, you avoid me.
You are afraid to feel towards me a man feels towards a lover.
And?
That night he hugged me so close.
I know he loves me.
So, maybe Andy
Maybe.
I've never thought of Andy for years.
And Andrew, their names are similar
not lost to me.
The next few days were awkward around the house.
Andrew ignores me.
Dan Joey
I hate you two!
Andrew, I'm sorry.
So I poured myself into my job.
Twelve steps towards a happier me.
You look handsome.
Going out?
I haven't left this apartment for eight years.
I'm just trying to vary the scenery.
What made you available at night?
I think I'm avoiding the house.
Why didn't you leave your apartment?
I haven't left since Renaldo died?
Oh, what is this?
I'm ready, Gregory.
I want you as much as you want.
You don't want me.
You are just confused and lonely and aroused.
I think you are right.
Is there news about this marriage?
Why does he want me to leave?
What does he want from me?
Yes.
Very good question.
Land travel seems to be the perfect opportunity to explore it.
I have to go, it's late.
Have you forgotten something?
Thank you.
Damn, Hottie Central, hi!
Contact us!
God!
I can survive.
Also.
Okay, I'm out.
Nice to meet you.
Night, Joey.
I'm sorry, X.
I'm very sorry.
This is a free country.
I don't mean to hurt you.
Who said I was hurt?
I'm really in love with you.
I know you think I'm a loser and a whore and a fool Joey
I think if I can be with Andrew, I can at least on your radar.
I'm sorry.
I don't think you are lacking.
Because you never thought of me in the first place.
This self-pitying routine is serious
Joey, since I met you there hasn't been a day yet
I am not struggling to hold back
from tearing up your clothes.
Liar.
I can think of a hundred reasons
beautiful with you.
But I know it won't work.
Who cares why it won't work.
Because we will find out why.
And we will lose everything we have.
Not too bad.
Losing everything.
What will you know about that?
Well, my whole house is on fire once.
Very?
I actually advocate legalization mostly
drugs, especially marijuana.
Especially marijuana.
Legalization and education, like alcohol,
we don't have to depend on urban legends for responsible use.
What do you mean, fall?
We have to call someone.
They can put him in G's sedative prison.
If you do too much, it will make you fall asleep.
She's fine, she's just sleeping.
Who did you learn from, your drug dealer?
Trust me, he will be fine.
Seeing
There's nothing to lie to you.
You can do what you want.
We just really think Andrew or I have to go with you while you go clubbing for a while That's all
No big deal, people faint every day.
People overdose and die every day.
Do I look like Cyndi Lauper?
He isn't dead yet.
Anyone.
I have been taking care of myself for a long time.
That's the problem.
Look, we only think one of us should
being around you is everything.
Why, can you fuck me again?
What if I'm good for three months X must fuck me.
So it's not fair to me.
No!
I will save my allowance.
Go to your room!
Damn you!
That sounds like a good idea.
Because this is our first date, I think I'll take Andrew to Portland in style.
God!
Do you rent it for land travel?
You don't want them to think you're a homo and dating a loser.
I'm very used to being treated by the sugar daddy
I think there is hope for dramatic rejection at the last second when I stopped the marriage and
I confess my love for Jill.
This must be fun.
How long have you been with Jill?
Engaged for a year, dated three years.
He doesn't know I'm gay.
All because you want to do her brother?
Don't say you have children somewhere.
No.
Maybe someday.
How about you?
Lots of Joey.
You are really good with him.
You too, apparently.
Seriously, you will be a good father.
The only good quality father about me is that I know I don't have to have children.
Make money?
Well, but I put my business card in the glory hole.
So I pretended to be your girlfriend?
Roommate?
Fuckbuddy?
Let's just play with our ears.
Is there something else I need to know about your family?
They are black.
Oh, let's go back to Seattle.
I've heard of those people.
You might be the only white person on this matter.
I have never been fit.
Have you ever been anywhere where you were the only white person?
At least I won't be the only fag.
I like club music.
Everything is very cut and dry.
You love someone, free him.
Love me or let me go.
Prove your love.
My love is your love.
It's love or not love.
Love is sex.
Sex is love.
I challenge you to find a club and they say I love you but I'm not so sure about love and I still want to have sex with blah-blah-blah
These things are more difficult to rhyme.
Use your time.
Please.
So what are the names of your friends?
That might help.
Oren and Zelma.
And there is Cheyenne.
Who?
My sister.
He is twelve.
Imagine me with a row of corn, A-cup and a mouth the size of Lake Union.
I usually do it.
Hello dear!
This is my roommate.
I told you that he is gay!
And I said, Andrew will talk about it
when he is ready.
He looks ready for me.
Don't mind Cheyenne.
He has been watching for a lot of Showtime.
How long have you been dating my sister?
Cheyenne!
So how long have you been a roommate?
More than a year, sir.
year?
That's a long time.
I am happy to see you are not alone.
How long have you known?
Since the age of eight.
But I'm not sure until I break up with Jill And what line of business do you have in boys?
I collected paintings.
Do you mean like, art?
Like the president.
On dollars.
It's better not to have drug dealers.
Cheyenne!
Oh, nothing glamorous like that.
I play the stock market.
With enough real estate and bonds in my back pocket because when something becomes sour.
A man after my own heart.
Do we do something that makes you think
You can't tell us?
No, Ma.
You do everything right.
I'm glad you have someone.
And damn, he's fine.
Damn I forgot to make a living room!
You have no problem sharing Andrew's bed right?
Not all of them are Mrs. Thompson Call me Zelma.
That's not too difficult It seems they will be angry if I'm not gay.
What's wrong with that?
I don't give them credit I'm glad I can give you immoral support.
This is my ultimate fantasy.
In your childhood bed?
Hell.
With your parents at home?
Even hotter.
It feels weird.
I mean there are boots and dirt hanging on the wall.
Damn it!
It feels like you feel fine.
Andrew.
Do you love me?
I don't know.
Forget it.
I'm sorry if I don't know if I'm in love with you.
Let's stop talking about it.
Before I say something funny.
I mean, don't take offense X, but can you have sex
without being paid for it?
What do you want from me, Andrew?
You can't change me.
I don't care you're a slut.
This isn't even about that.
What is this about?
This is about
It's about taking a chance.
I don't know if we will fall in love.
Love is not a transaction.
You don't just get what you enter.
You don't know what you are talking about.
Let's just call it night.
If you keep pushing me away sooner or later
I will give up.
That's why I like to hurry.
I can predict the relationship.
Clients meet my needs for human contact
and each date has a money back guarantee.
I'm sorry, Daddy, I'm too proud to admit he's right.
Who is Gregory?
Tell me you want me to give up.
Boys ?!
Breakfast!
Good.
Andrew? !
Candace!
How are you?
Really great!
It's amazing to see you!
Where is everyone?
JJ?
And Sheila?
Jill says he can't trust anyone after you hit him.
Who is he?
Oh, I'm, um, roommate.
Couple room?
Oh!
Hi
Andrew!
Jill will be bad if he sees you!
He means in a good way.
And see what you bring.
This is Jill's mother, Mrs. Stevens Matthew won't be happy.
What is Matthew? Brother Jill.
He was dumped last week so he wasn't in a good mood So, why did Jill invite me?
Of all people.
My theory is he wants to rub it on your face how happy he is to marry a professional soccer player and everything
Pro soccer players?
Well you didn't hear about him because he wasn't technically yet playing or whatever.
But he is on the payroll.
Like an alternative or something.
They are not friends of the bride.
What are you doing?
Accept who I am.
It feels like you're showing off.
Andrew, did you see Matthew?
No.
I'm glad I didn't miss it.
I know it's tacky, but romantic right?
I don't believe you want me to give up.
Don't damage it.
I want to know if we will be able to do this in our lifetime.
I'm glad you came.
I think you will be alone.
Well, I don't.
I don't mean it like that.
I'm glad you're with someone.
It's just--
There is Matthew.
Oh
Where?
Hey, Drew!
I miss you!
Are you gay?
I think Jill announced it at the invitation.
Ha ha.
Bitch, you told a lot of damn people.
Bitch, you're trying to scold me.
Well dear, you can take this one.
I'm with him.
Jill says you're funny about sex.
I can put some decorations on Dorito if you want.
Can you make it half Dorito?
Hi. I'm Jill, bride.
We haven't had the chance to meet.
Congratulations.
- I am Andrew's room partner.
I wonder why he doesn't call you.
I don't know.
He talks about you all the time.
Very?
What did he say?
It's just that you still
love in his life.
Honey.
I know you're just trying to be nice.
But I've forgotten Andrew. Very.
I think it's my brother who needs comfort.
Nice to meet you Hey, Uncle X.
Oh hey hey Cheyenne.
This is what made you my uncle, right?
I think it will be something more like
your brother-in-law
Maybe a former brother-in-law.
Hey don't ignore me.
I give up.
You win again.
I really want a different ending.
As long as we get the end.
I'm sorry, Daddy, I'm really jealous.
What are you doing?
Dirt. Is this not their rent?
It's not a practical decision to leave Portland without him,
but I can't face five hours in the car with him.
I ordered a plane ticket to him
and leave a message in the cell.
I'm not a total bastard.
I hate cars.
I miss my bicycle.
I can't think of another place to go.
No couples fall in love and that's it?
Very little, I suspect.
He said I could keep hurrying, but that would hurt him.
What made you stop?
The truth is
I like that.
And that's all?
I don't know.
I think you did.
When a client pays me
it feels like a relief.
Something inside me, let's go.
Do you think you can feel the same way
if you are paid with feelings instead of money?
That's hard to imagine.
Maybe you have to give your imagination
more opportunities.
What brings you here?
We're friends now, but don't let that stop you from treating me like a complete whore.
If you are smart, you might guess I found Gregory dead the next day.
Every story with a charming old man ends in an interesting funeral heart.
Yes I don't.
That might be easier.
I'm sorry, Father, I consume more than I need.
Are you a friend of Gregory?
A very good friend.
And you?
Also a good friend.
He gets older, they get younger.
Renaldo?
Why is he talking about. But, you are dead.
I do not know the stupidity of what he planned,
but I guarantee, I'm quite alive.
Are you her lover?
Gregory is not gay.
At least he won't admit it.
I don't know why he interfered with the play
after years.
How do you know him?
He paid me!
Gregory is one of my first friends,
role models for how I see myself as a strange parent.
The old *** spent months with my head Like Hannibal Lecter who is horny with his sepia story
porn of prehistoric teenagers.
And I fell for every word, starting with self-serving,
self-hate hatred to keep him in the closet.
I fucked her because I wanted it
and I have to show it.
This is what I hate about the gay scene.
Sex for nothing.
He sounds like a psychopath.
A charming, damned psychopath.
Wait, I'm not as sad as I should be.
There.
More Charlie Brown.
This is what I deserve to think possible gay men are able to love something other than themselves.
I'm not even sure I love myself.
I will dump me the second, something better comes.
Lesbians are easy.
Of course they have all the dykes drama,
but that is only because they care for each other.
Damn this.
You must be Joey.
There is an old man here who wants to see you.
What?
Yes, and he wants tea.
Andrew.
You don't know me.
Right.
I'm a friend X.
Gregory Talbot.
The Gregory does he, uh, work with?
I need it.
Is he talking about me?
Technically.
Why don't you drink tea.
Please, who is drinking tea?
Just heating the water and I'll be fine.
I haven't come out of my room since Diana's warning,
but I think it's worth it.
Can I have some moments of your time?
I consider this about X?
He is very upset.
And he sent you here from everyone?
I guarantee, he will get me out
if he is aware of my presence.
I listen.
I told him the story of two young men who stated
love them for each other.
They live a long and happy life together.
Very sweet.
One order of tap water that has just been cooked in the microwave.
It smells delicious.
Beautiful shirt.
Very energetic.
Thank you!
It's half.
Smart purchases.
So do I have to listen or do I have to think about it
some reasons to give privacy to you?
"I have a hot date" always works for me.
Good.
It's nice to heat your water.
So what happened to your love story?
In fact, they never expressed their love One of them is too scared.
He will always stay away at the last moment.
He has a lot of free time and spends most of his time
repeating how his life will happen, he uses the moment,
one of a thousand,
to take his friend's hand.
It sounds like they're both scared.
They are fifty years old, for life.
And fear becomes a habit.
Did he ever know what he was afraid of?
Oh, he knows all this time.
What was that?
That he might have to change.
He was afraid of losing a life he might not have
given if it is known he is a man who loves men.
His journey, study.
Trust fund.
At least he lives as he pleases.
No. He changed too.
She's a hermit now.
He lost everything and people didn't talk about it.
That's a chaotic story.
How can that help me?
I don't realize you need help.
How can it help X?
I moved too.
Maybe it's naive to think I can help someone
who sincerely pays attention to me.
You pay it.
I paid for the time.
His sincerity is a gift.
So why don't you tell that person that you love him now?
That sounds easy, isn't it.
Yes
You're a pretty good guy.
For a closed queer who will employ a hustler.
For anyone.
Hey, don't I know you?
From school?
O Lord
Blondie!
Huh?
You are wearing a Blondie T-shirt.
No problem.
I'm sorry.
I'm a freak.
A funny funny person.
Thank you.
Boyfriend problems?
Something like that.
No, but I think I have a story that will make you feel better.
Good.
I know it's sentimental feather but it's really
happened like that.
And it's too important to change or make edgier.
Heard that Joey has passed his behavior to Scooter like venereal disease makes me wonder what
I have given Andrew and where is that goal?
So I think that old man can't change your mind.
It's not my mind that needs to be changed.
So what if you are not a boyfriend,
that doesn't mean you have to move.
You don't understand.
I really understand.
If it's valuable,
I didn't come out when you left.
Now what should I do? Hah?
Some role models.
You don't need role models.
You need good friends.
You have X.
X sucks without you.
Joey has passed Scooter.
The scooter has passed Blondie.
Triangle backup plan.
All three are good and decent people.
What are they waiting for?
What am I waiting for?
Wait, I have to plan this.
What are you doing here?
At that time, my defense told me to say
"Not your business. ''
End this once and for all.
Back and lick my wounds personally.
Let him come out.
Fuck these questions.
Maybe it's Joey's date, my backup plan.
But I took the opportunity and said
Waiting for you.
That's when he took me.
Almost.
I've thought about it and I want to be with you.
But I want to pay you.
You can't pay me.
That's why I ask for a reduction in costs, see how
I will be your lover with extra responsibility and everything At that time I decided it was not important
what we do outside this moment.
As long as we can experience moments like this,
it's worth hanging.
I'm hurrying, open door policy.
They don't mean anything at this time
If this feels right, we have to do it and see where the pieces fall
What happens when you meet Mr. Right too fast?
You take him.
Nothing is too fast
Pay attention to new furniture.
That means this some time later.
Andrew still made my knees knock and my heart pounded,
even when he put forward an old argument about hurrying Finally I will stop.
I have a large nest egg, and stock
I told Andrew's father about no bullshit.
Andrew isn't playing anymore.
Funny, at this point I don't really care.
I know where his heart is.
Gregory is now my friend and no longer a student.
He found a chat room.
He still hasn't confessed his love to Renaldo,
but Joey hatches the scheme to hook
introducing Renaldo to the internet too.
I finally captivated Joey to attend U-Dub.
I took it to one of their weird functions and when
he saw the entry of fresh meat he was captivated.
I found a new turn too.
Writing down this confession.
Sell it to magazines for people like you.
Once a prostitute, always a prostitute.
Alex, is X here?
Do you request service X?
Call me X
It's nice to do business with you.
Oh, fuck it.
That changed me.
If you ever fall in love, you and you
cliché romantic things too.
So, that's my confession.
I'm sorry, my father is guilty of the most deadly sin.
I'm human.
How much Maria Hail?
Correction of legend: THIGS