My name is Borat.
I like you. I like sex.
Sex is fun.
This is my country, Kazakhstan.
My country is located between Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan...
KAZAKHSTAN TAJIKISTAN
KAZAKHSTAN
KYRGYZSTAN
... and Uzbekistan fucks.
KAZAKHSTAN
UZBEKISTAN
This is my city Kuzcek.
This is Urkin, the number one rapist in the city.
Naughty, naughty.
Here, my town kindergarten.
And here is Mukhtar Sakanov...
... engineer and abortionist.
This is my home. Please come in.
He is my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay.
He's my worst enemy.
I bought a glass window, he had to get it.
I made a ladder, he also made it.
I bought a radio clock, he can't buy it.
Great success.
This is Natalya.
She's my sister.
He's number four prostitute throughout Kazakhstan.
Good.
This is my mother.
She's the oldest woman in all of Kuzcek.
His age is 43. I love him.
and this is my wife, Oxana. He is boring.
What are you saying, ?
Not now.
Why don't you do something useful like digging a grave for your mother.
Please enter. Don't mind.
Here is where I live. My mattress.
This is a VCR recorder.
This is for playing tapes.
Now I show the environment around my house.
Hobbiku, Ping-Pong...
... sunbathing...
disco dance,
... and on weekends, I'm going to the capital...
... and peeping girls when they're in the toilet.
My profession, works as a Kazakhstan television reporter.
Please look.
JEWS IN 2004
Now come the Jews.
A large number this year.
Whoaaa... He almost got the money.
Look, now come the Jewish lady.
He stops.
Really? Is it true?
Here it is.
He takes out Jewish eggs.
Come on kids! Destroy the Jewish egg before hatching!
Even though Kazakhstan is a big country, also has some problems.
Economic, social and Jewish.
This is why the Ministry of Information decided to send me to US and A...
... the greatest country in the world, to study it for Kazakhstan.
I'll be there with the noblest producer, Azamat Bagatov.
Azamat.
Don't record me! Record him.
Urkin, don't rape too often... Just enough humans.
Doltan, I'll buy new hands in America.
I go to America!
America!
Roll your hands for your radio clock, motherfucker!
If you cheat, Will be there...
... and I cut your cock.
BORAT Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit of the Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT New York City
I arrived in America with clothes, U.S. dollars...
... and a bottle of Gypsy to protect me from AIDS.
Please don't be close to the door Hello, my name is Borat.
I'm not American. I am new here.
Nice to meet you.
Hello, Nice to meet you.
Hey, what's your name?
My name is taking care of your own business.
Please don't be close to the door Oh, hello. Nice to meet you.
My name is Borat.
What happened? Nice to meet you.
Get away from here. before I destroy your jaw.
Yo, stay away, bro. Okay. Okay
You made a problem with the wrong person, man. Okay. Sorry.
Oh, shit. Okay, fine, wait.
I understand. Calm down
I'll catch it! Heart-2, he bit.
Hey, what are you doing? Okay, calm down.
Okay. Okay
Okay, okay, calm down.
Okay. Okay, wait.
Okay, no problem. Sorry.
Welcome to Wellington HoteI.
Will you pay now?
GUY BORGES Manager, Wellington Hotel
I paid for one night. How many? Well.
One night is $ 117.13.
Even make it 85.
No, we finished 117.
Let me open the door. Please come in.
Very good.
Very good room.
We haven't been in your room yet. Be patient for a while.
Put the clothes again. We get out again soon.
I don't want to go to a smaller room.
Sir, this is your floor. I will take you to your room.
This is not my room? This is the elevator.
This takes you to the floor where your room is.
Good. Nice.
King at his palace. King at his palace.
I have a chair. I have a chair.
Oh, do this. Do this. King at his palace.
Hello, nice to meet you. My name is Borat.
I'm new here.
Stay away from me. I only kiss you, hello.
It's almost out.
Hello, my name is Borat. I'm new here.
- I say hello and I- Don't touch me.
Don't get close. I will kiss you.
Yeah, you kiss me, I broke your testicles.
What does it mean, "balls (testicles)"?
Very good.
Very good. How many?
Hello, nice to meet you. My name is Borat.
Stay away! What are you doing?
Wait, I want to say hello. What is the problem?
This is the most beautiful day in my life.
I am very excited to start the report.
America is known for its sense of humor.
The UN survey says Kazakhstan ranks 98 with the lowest sense of humor.
We have to improve it.
Fast, fast.
Just dry it, don't touch it.
How's my ass?
Not bad. Moist.
What time is the interview?
Immediately, my friend.
Slow down.
Ah! Tea-tea-tea!
Enough!
hello. My name is Pat Haggerty. hello.
PAT HAGGERTY Humor Coach
Nice to meet you. Borat. Me, too.
What if I make jokes about in-laws?
Yes. In America, is a very popular joke.
Do you have a joke about in-laws? Yes.
I had a very exciting time with my in-laws.
What time? An exciting time.
I experienced an exciting time with my in-laws.
Are you having sex with your in-laws? Yes.
I think Americans won't consider it funny.
no, it's not a joke. Yes.
We talk about humor.
Yes, you asked about my -in-law.
Do you have a joke about him?
No, why make a joke about in-laws?
Have you ever laughed at people with mental retardation?
Here in America we try not to laugh at...
... or making a joke about something that people don't want.
But maybe you've never seen someone with a very funny backwardness.
Brother, Bilo, has a funny backwardness.
Mental retardation causes suffering and hard work for many families.
Sometimes my sister, she shows her pussy to my brother, Bilo, and says:
"You won't get this! You won't get this!"
He's in a cage, crazy, crazy. All laugh.
He repeated, "You won't get this!"
But one time, he broke his cage and he got "this".
And we laugh all of them.
High five!
Now...
That's not funny in America, okay?
What is a "not" joke?
Jokes "not" are when we want to make something funny...
... and what we do is makes the statement we pretend to be true...
... but, finally, we say, "Not," which means it's not true.
Teach me to make it.
Okay, what color is your shirt? This shirt is gray.
gray, I call it blue, okay?
This is gray. Alright, that's ABU68-blue.
But it's definitely not black, right?
- Say it gray, but- This is indeed gray.
Okay, "not" jokes, I will say:
Your clothes are black. Not!
This shirt is "black".
- No, "notes" must be at the end. Oh, Okay.
This shirt is black "not".
This shirt is black, pause- Do you know what it means to pause?
Yes. - This shirt is black. Not!
This shirt is black. Pause. Not.
No, you don't say "pause."
This shirt is black.
That's pause. Not!
This shirt is black.
Alright...
- I'm not- I'm not- - Not!
Everyone says TV shows in America are very interesting...
... but I watched this for three hours, changed nothing.
This is the remote control.
Press this arrow button to change the channel.
I found him!
I have the desire to bury something Yes!
I love you. I love you too, Jamie.
I love you.
You believe in magic, Miss... Parker, C.J.
It's nice to meet you, C.J.
Be careful! Be careful, C.J.
C.J. it's not like the Kazakh woman I've seen.
His hair is golden, his teeth are as white as pearls...
... and his butt hole is like a 7-year-old boy.
For the first time...
... I'm in love.
Wake up! Get up!
Why aren't you ready!
We will be interviewing several people today.
I understand.
Learn what you can from this group of women.
my hair? Already good. Do not worry.
In Kazakhstan it is illegal if there are 5 women in the same place...
... except in brothels or cemeteries.
At U.S. and A., many women gather in a group called Feminist.
I will learn more.
VETERAN FEMINISTS OF AMERICA
What does feminist mean?
That is the theory that women must be equal to men...
... in the economic, social-
Now you laugh. Yes.
That's the problem.
Do you think women must be educated?
Of course.
But that will be a problem because women have smaller brains than men?
That's wrong.
But government scientists, Dr. Yamak, proves that the size is the same as a squirrel.
Your government scientist?
Yes, Dr. Yamak. He is wrong. He was wrong.
Smile, baby. Why does your face look angry?
Your words are very condescending.
- Do you know what "degrading" means? Not.
We told you...
I can't concentrate on what he says.
All I can think of is lonely woman with her red underwear.
Who is C.J. this?
Last night I saw my hotel room...
... a woman named C.J. on television.
Do you know? Not.
He comes from a city called Baywatch.
She's only on TV. His real name is Pamela.
Does he live in New York City? He lives in California.
in California. He will look for it.
Okay, can we finish now?
Listen to pussycat, smile a little.
Fine, enough, I'm done. We are done, we will leave.
Even though I'm obsessed with C.J., I can't come to it...
or else my wife would snap off my cock.
Mr. Sagdiyev?
Yes? There is a telegram for you.
Can you read it? Yes, can.
"Dear Borat Sagdiyev...
... your wife, Oxna...
... walking around with your idiot brother in the forest...
... when the bear attacked and hurt him and killed him.
He is now dead. "
Did you say my wife died?
Written like that...
Sorry to say that's what the telegram says.
High five! Extraordinary!
What do you mean, California?
I already planned our film in New York.
But we have to leave New York to find America actually:
Rodeo, cowboy... That would be better for our documentary.
But why California? What is there?
PearI Harbor is there... So is Texas.
I finally managed to persuade Azamat to head to California...
... and make a report all the way there.
But he refused to board the plane for fear that the Jews would repeat the 9-11 attacks.
Okay, I'll find another way to get there.
My name is Mike. I am an instructor driving you.
MICHAEL PSENICSKA Perry Hall Driving School
Welcome to our country, okay.
My name is Borat. Okay, Okay. Fine.
I'm not used to being kissed, but it's okay.
Do you understand driving?
Yes. Yes. Put it on D.
what? Drive.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Have you ever driven a car before? Yes, often.
okay, follow this path.
I don't want you to hit someone.
Use two hands.
what? Two hands.
But this looks like I'm holding a Gypsie while he eats my groin.
I don't care, use your two hands when driving, okay?
Okay.
Beware of children.
Okay, no problem.
You must not hit the children.
Look, there is a woman in the car.
Can we follow it?
and maybe having sex with him? No, No, no.
Come on chase him, why not? No, No, no.
Because women have the right to choose with whom he wants to have sex.
what? You are kidding? How? Isn't it extraordinary?
But there's a way so he wants to. How?
Good isn't it, huh?
not good for me. It's really good.
Steering the car. Okay.
Want to drink? You may not drink it.
Why? is against the law.
Whose car is following us? I hope he doesn't do it.
I don't know. Maybe we don't budge.
no, we just give in.
Hey, don't look at me. Eat my cock!
Turn right in front.
don't look at me like that. I will eat your shit.
- Hey, you fuck my mother! Hey, hey.
He was first, He looked at me. You can't be like that.
They will imprison us, me and you.
Why is imprisonment? he looked at me.
Don't say that.
I like you, do you like me?
I like you. Are you my friend?
You are good and you are my friend.
Will you be my girlfriend?
I don't want to be your girlfriend. Why not? Don't you like me?
It could be. Depends on. Boyfriend, yeah, I can.
Great success.
Now it's time to buy a car.
I want a car that can attract women with shaved pubes.
Just choose between Corvette or Hummer.
JIM SELL GM Salesman
We are trying to help you.
My friend yesterday told me, if you buy a car...
... I have to buy which has "pussy magnet".
That means the car that women like.
Yes, but where do you put the magnet?
There is no magnet. That's just The vehicle means.
Women like Hummers.
- Does this have a "pussy magnet"? Not.
The car itself will become a magnet.
If I give a good price, can you install "pussy magnet"?
Yes, but there is no such thing in this country.
If I crash this car into a group of Gypsies...
... will the car be damaged?
Depends on how hard you break it. Very hard.
Yeah, hard, that might be...
... if someone is exposed to the windshield, might break it.
How fast is the car to be sure when I hit the person dead?
Let me tell you, with this vehicle, at 35...
- 40 with 40 miles per hour that can happen. is good.
When I bought my wife...
alnya the beginning, the dishes are good...
... the vagina is functioning properly and is strong in plowing the fields.
But after 3 years, when he was 15...
... he gets weak, his voice becomes heavy, "Borat, Borat."
His chest is hairy...
... and the pussy is hanging like a witch's sleeve.
Oh God....
How do I know it won't happen with this car?
Chevrolet guarantees that it will not happen with a warranty.
I will buy this Hummer.
How much is it? - $ 52,000.
I'm looking for a car in the price range of $ 600 to $ 650.
We don't have a car with a price of 650 that you can buy.
I might be able to sell you a sale car.
Old cars at 700 without warranty.
Okay. Come here.
California, I'm coming!
Our first trip stopped in Washington, D.C...
... home of the god of war U.S., Premier Bush.
See whose embassy this is!
Uzbekistan. Fuck you, motherfuckers!
We came here to study American politics.
Azamat arranges interviews with representatives of the ruling party...
BOB BARR Former Georgia Congressman
We're friends, Bob Barr, huh? I hope so.
This is the habit of eating cheese at the beginning of the conversation.
Thank you.
My wife, he made it.
Very good.
He made it from his own milk.
After the interview, I encountered a traditional American street festival.
GAY PRIDE PARADE
People here are friendlier than in New York.
The next morning, I interviewed politicians with real faces in brown.
Without make-up.
ALAN KEYES 2-time Republican Presidential Candidate
On Sundays, we arrive in Washington.
There is a parade.
I made friends with two people at the parade.
I invited him to my room.
We drink 2 as usual in Kazakhstan.
We wrestle as usual in Kazakhstan.
Then they said, "I'll wash you," and he bathed me.
That sounds like you met with...
... what in America is called, Gay community.
- What does it mean, "gay," this word? Homosexual.
Homosexual? Do you mean...?
Do you mean the man who put the rubber pad into my anus is...
... a homosexual?
Even though my anus is injured...
... I know the next trip will be a big success.
We left Washington and proceeded to California.
How are you, friend!
Yes, minister, we are on schedule.
Yes, I stand in the middle of Times Square.
It's time to prepare your appearance on TV.
Remember to talk about singing national songs on Rodeo.
Don't worry, I'm professional.
Now, building our station around you.
This is 16 WAPT News this morning,
Called the best news broadcast in the country by the Associated Press.
This morning we have special guests in the studio.
It's Borhat Sagadiyev.
He traveled around America to feel it feels like living in the USA
He spent the last two days here.
Good morning. Hello, My name is Borat. hello.
Hello. thanks.
Before we start, can you tell me, because I want to urinate...
... then I will come back here and...
Suppose you told me one minute before starting-
We have started. We are airing now.
I am very happy. Yes.
Hello, U.S. fund.! Hello, U.S. fund.! I am very happy!
I am very happy to be here.
And hello!
Hello too for you.
In short, what is your goal in America?
I want to learn from U.S. and A...
... your culture, and to understand things...
... and bring the results to my country.
Alright. Can you sit down? Yes.
Please sit down.
Name one thing that you like most-
Can I use a microphone so that people hear me?
They can hear you now. You have already installed the mic.
Here, That's a microphone.
Hello. Hello, nice to meet you.
Welcome to the United States. Thank you very much for coming.
If you go to Kazakhstan...
-... you can stay at my house. Thank you very much.
You can sleep in my house and sleep with my sister.
Weather expert Ken Johnson will show the latest news...
... from Hurricane Emily when we returned.
10 seconds, ready.
This is the news for 16 WAPT Morning.
Traffic runs smoothly along highway 55.
Dry weather. If you head north...
... not too far from Attala County, there is rain there.
Check the radar this morning and-
Thank you.
What's your name?
We are broadcasting now, weather forecast.
What's your name? We are broadcast now.
Go there to Adrian. He called you there.
Is she a girl? Yes.
very good. - Yeah, go away-
- Go there with- What's your name?
I am a weather presenter.
Now we turn to the weather. Can be seen on radar, now...
... shows rain and storm in some parts -
Okay. All right-
Nice to meet you.
Rain Storm in the north of the city Yazoo headed to Kosciusko-
Thank you, bye-bye.
You will sing on the rodeo tonight!
Why didn't you say that?
What I can do, they are not professional.
Hurry up, we have to take another 100 miles.
We welcome you at 38th annual
Kroger Valleydale Championship Rodeo.
Of course, every picture we get...
BOBBY ROWE General Manager, Imperial Rodeo
... from terrorists or others, Muslims, they look like you...
-... black hair and black mustache. Yes.
Cut your mustache so you don't attract attention.
So you look like an Italian or something else...
... as long as people see you.
I see many people and, "It is Muslim. "
I suspect what kind of bomb is installed on his body.
Yes. and maybe you are not Muslim.
maybe it's not your religion. no, I'm Kazakh. I followed Elang.
But you look like one of them.
This will end with our victory...
... and kick them there...
... and all fuckers are hanging on gallows...
... at that time, you will prove yourself...
... and you will be accepted.
Be careful. Thank you.
I won't kiss you. Why not?
People who kiss are people like this.
Are they all...? Yeah. get away from their kisses.
Okay. You don't want to kiss anyone.
In my country they imprisoned them and killed him.
Catch it and hang it. Yes.
That's what we want to do. High five.
Ladies and gentlemen from Salem, Virginia...
... give a warm welcome, American accepts...
... to the 2-master who came from Kazakhstan...
... and we feel honored to sing our national song.
Ladies and gentlemen, Borat Sagdiyev.
My name is Borat. I'm from Kazakhstan.
First of all, we support the war against terror.
Let's give support to our army in Iraq.
Hopefully U.S. and A. kill all terrorists.
May George Bush drink blood...
... of every Iraqi male, female and child.
Yeah!
May you destroy their country, so that the next thousand years...
... there isn't a lizard that can survive in their desert.
To show friendship...
... I will sing Kazakh national anthem...
... with the tone of your national song.
Please stand up.
Kazakhstan is a country
greatest in the world
All other countries
led by small children
Kazakhstan number one.
exporter of potassium.
Other Asian countries
has poorer potassium.
Kazakhstan is a country
greatest in the world
All other countries
is the country of gays
We almost died last night. This trip is condemned.
We should live in New York.
I'm sad.
People on Rodeo don't like me.
What if Pamela doesn't like me too?
We need something to change our luck.
Look, Azamat, Gypsy village.
Let's take their tears to get rid of this curse.
Don't be afraid, Gypsy, what I want is your tears.
Give it or I'll take it.
I'm not Gypsy.
I am a Midwestern daughter of a farmer. Americana.
You have treasure. Who did you rob?
We did not rob him. It comes from home.
I'll see your treasure, Gypsy.
Is it understandable? I'll check it out.
Please.
Who is this woman you wrinkled?
Is the owner of this house, who are you camping in front of?
There is another pair of children's toys.
Don't try to wrinkle me, Gypsy. I am serious.
Is this your mantra? No.
This is good, Millionaire thought patterns.
This is it.
- Baywatch. - Baywatch?
This means he loves me.
Azamat!
Azamat, great success! I got the tears.
Going to California!
Let's go.
What did you get there?
It's okay. Don't worry about it.
Is the path right?
I don't know, this map was made in 1917. Where are we now?
Hey, stop the car!
Hey, baby, do you want to walk? Want to walk dear?
I want to ask first.
No, just keep going
I need directions to California.
To California? You are far away.
Who is with you, man? Who is with you, who is with you?
I'm with my friend, Azamat Bagatov. We tour the country.
You don't talk like that. Speak English here.
You're like Michelle Jackson, "Beat It."
Man, you better-
I like you. Can you teach me how to dress?
To look like you?
You have to lower your pants.
Lower pants?
Don't let it go -
like a woman? Not.
like this? Yeah.
But don't show your underwear, man.
What is that? Is that a fishing net?
No, it's my underwear.
What music do you listen to? I really like Corky Bucek.
Do you know Corky Bucek?
No, no, no.
You have to lick it before sticking it.
Can you teach to talk like you?
What do you want to say?
- How do you say, "How do you do?" - What's up with it?
- What's that with it? Yeah.
Get out and see if we can stay here tonight.
What's up with it, vanilla face?
My friend and I, Azamat, just parked in front.
Please.
We are looking for a place to rest our black bottoms.
So bang, skeet-skeet, nigga.
We're just a pimp, without a woman.
Sir, you have to go. Okay.
Leave now or I call the police and we will arrest you.
We can't stay here, they are haters. '
Hi. hello. Have a room for tonight?
Oh, yes. Yes, of course.
Please enter. extraordinary.
Your friend too.
This is a beautiful house.
All paintings in this house, I made it.
Who is this man?
These are Yemenite Jews and he is working on jewelry.
They, Yemenites, are also jewelers.
Why do you have Jewish paintings?
Because I'm Jewish, so I have a lot of Jewish paintings.
This is the room and...
- Do you need 2 pillows? Yes.
Thank you. A beautiful place.
They are Jews. I know now.
They will kill us. We must escape.
Wait. Okay.
Hello.
How are you? Well.
Are you used to it?
This is a special sandwich for you.
I'm not hungry. He can eat it.
She's fat.
No, no
- You will eat it, because- Take half.
Take half and see. Take half.
Yeah. I am not hungry.
You eat a little.
Come on, eat because you're hungry.
Yes.
I don't want you to be hungry.
What photo is there?
Okay...
(whispering): 3 o'clock in the morning.
I'm in a Jewish nest.
They smartly change their appearance.
One of them has changed into an old woman.
You can see clearly he is aroused.
At trying to poison me.
Rat-2 is indeed smart.
See, the Jews changed themselves again.
OK, OK. How much do I have to pay them?
I don't know...
More. Give them more.
Come on.
Let's go back to New York, at least, there are no Jews there.
Calm down. We still go to California.
Why California? What's so special about California?
We're going to California!
And was killed while heading there ?!
Calm down, Azamat! I will find protection.
What is the best weapon to survive from Jews?
I recommend 9 millimeters or 45.
Very good.
Like a movie star, Dirty Harold.
Yes, sir. Come on and enlighten my day, Jew.
But he doesn't want to sell weapons to me because I'm not American.
So I'm looking for another protection.
MUNCH RANCH Exotic Animal Dealer
What type of dog is this? This is a turtle.
Is this a cat in a hat?
Open, this is turtles in the shell.
Yes.
I need animals for protection.
What do you have?
Now it's safe. We proceed to California.
High five!
Amazing!
Turn it off.
Very annoying!
When you're happy. We are safe and congratulations towards Pamela.
It's time to go back to work.
Kazakhstan needs to learn about good dinner.
First, a mother will teach you manners.
How long is my time?
One hour. Then you will take a dinner with the characters here.
Hello and nice to meet you.
Hello, nice to meet you. Welcome to America.
KATHIE B. MARTIN Etiquette Coach
Can you teach me dinner like a gentleman?
Of course, I'm very happy.
Is it polite to greet someone when I enter?
THE MAGNOLIA MANSION Dining Society
Yes, of course.
Let me introduce you. Yes.
- You have to - I'm Mike. Mike Jared.
Hello, I'm Bethany Weston.
Nice to meet you. Well.
How are you? How are you? My name is Ben.
Do I need to pay attention to everyone around the table?
Yes.
And if it's a big table, it's a very long table...
... maybe you can limit your conversation...
Yes. -... with the person next to you.
Very good. so you don't shout.
What is your job?
I am a pastor. Yes.
What is your job? I worked seven years in construction.
I just retired.
- Do you retard (idiot)? Yes.
Physical or mental?
- Retired (retired). - Not retarded (idiot).
I don't work anymore. Stop working
Very good for allowing idiots...
... to eat together in one place.
That's not what we said about him.
He opens a retard.
No. Absolutely not.
Is there a telephone in this village?
Of course.
Can I show a picture of my family?
Do you have photos of your family? Very good.
This is my favorite child, Huey Lewis.
Okay. Yes.
He looks happy. Yes.
He is very strong.
Oh God, is that He who holds you? Yes. Very strong.
He has a length of 3 cm. Now it's 17cm long.
I'm not sure I'm going to show a picture of him while naked.
Do I need to convey praise to 2 people?
Yes, but as long as you agree with the compliment.
You have a soft face...
-... and a very erotic body. Thank you.
you are right. Yes.
Very good observation.
Is he your wife?
No. She's my wife.
In my country, they will be crazy about them both.
Don't be outrageous.
What should I say when I want to go back?
Do you mean the bathroom?
A place to poop. - Bathroom? Okay What is that-
Not bathing. To remove dirt from the anus.
not bathing, right. Toilet. - Chocolate-
Where do you understand? Yes. Yes.
dirty? Dirty thing. Yes.
Chocolate.
Just say, "Excuse me, I want to go back."
Excuse me, is it possible for to do a... you know...
Excuse me? How do you call it, you know...
Above. Just say, "Excuse me for a moment."
I want, what language... is understood. thanks.
Can you go up the stairs? Yes, Thank you...
I think our cultural differences are very far...
That's right. -... and I think he's a happy man...
... and it will take a very long time until he becomes like an American.
Thank you very much. I feel better.
Cindy, where do I put this? - Only-
Where do I put this?
Maybe in the toilet down here.
Inside-
Excuse me - Excuse me for a moment.
You roll like this...
... and you sweep your ass and place the paper - Look.
Are you rubbing mine? Not. You did it.
This is a very personal thing. The host cleans the guest's ass?
No. Not. Not. No one touches you, except you.
Can I bring guests at dinner?
If you are invited to dinner or party...
Yes. -... is allowed to bring friends...
-... if you ask for permission beforehand. Yes.
General Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee.
I thought that was my friend. Hi, I'm looking for Borat.
Yes, that's me. Oh, Hi, honey.
I'm Luenell. Hi, Hi. Hello, nice to meet you.
This is my friend, Luenell. Hi.
Oh, okay...
You guys are having dinner.
We are currently. I don't know exactly what we do now-
It's late at night. Excuse me, I have to go.
Okay. OK. It's getting late...
... and it's time, you know...
... we stopped the dinner party.
- I'm sorry- but can he taste dessert?
You can't, so do you.
The sheriff is heading here. I hope so.
I called them.
Why did you call the police? Are idiots running away?
I want to say sorry because of their treatment at this house.
Thank you.
I think it's time to sleep at night.
Why don't we go out and have fun?
What do you think?
Do you want to come with us?
It's up to you!
Hi! My name is Borat.
This is my friend, Luenell. Hi, Luenell.
She's a prostitute.
Oh!
You are very funny when riding a bull.
Everyone sees your underwear.
I have never ridden it before.
Do you want-? Will you enter for a while?
I will be very grateful...
... but I'm in love with a woman in Malibu.
That would be very good for him, also for me...
Okay, if you go to town again, visit me.
If I go to this city again, Luenell...
... I will be very happy to pay you for Sex.
Okay.
Good night, Luenells.
Good night, Borat.
You mentioned my name correctly. Borat.
Other people often refer to Borak or Billy or Bob.
Bye.
Pamela is a simple girl, recently she said.
'Sometimes not everything is logical with the way of life that I take.
I'm a very spontaneous person.
Me too.
I need a present for Pamela...
... so he allows me to use the vagina.
Therefore, I convinced Azamat to film my report about stores in America.
Don't spend more than $ 3. Our money is running low.
This is your shop?
Yes, this is an antique shop.
Why are there so many things with flags here?
we respect ancestral heritage.
What's in it? What is this?
This is a collection of collection items.
I mean, this is a lamp for home use.
This is the Chinese cloisonn bell bell.
And this is a small duck for decoration.
And what do you think, when they are?
Sorry, wait.
We need help here. It's okay.
Sorry.
Sorry, I'll fix this all.
Don't worry, my friend can make glue and-
I don't think you can glue it. You have to pay for it.
Okay, I have a digital watch from the future.
I'll give it to you. This costs more than this.
You damaged items for $ 425.
160, 170, 180.
it's not enough. - Do you want hair?
No, I don't want a haircut.
This is the best hair in Kazakhstan. Feel the quality.
I don't want your damn hair.
This is pubic hair. I can get 2000 bags next Friday.
We do not use these items in our country.
Do you offer him pubic hair?
Yes!
Just add $ 20.
This is not true.
You screwed it up again.
Where is the truck.
I just slipped. Only idiots can do this.
Do you believe me if I say this? OK. Please.
You destroyed this documentary and made us almost bankrupt.
Just call the ministry and ask for more money.
What ?! If I do that, they will kill us both!
California should be as good as you say, or we finish.
Damn you...
What's wrong with you?
How dare you masturbate with Pamela.
What do you care about who I do it with?
Because I love this woman.
He is our reason for California!
What? You lied to me!
You're lying about California!
Eat my ass!
Holy...
Okay.
We welcome our guest stars tonight. Ruth Feiner here.
MORTGAGE BROKERS ANNUAL BANQUET
Get out of here!
Very bad news.
Azamat has left.
I wake up, he disappears...
... and he brought Oxana, my brother.
Our bear.
And also he brought all the money...
... and also my passport.
And he left me...
... just this bag, with chicken in it...
... and a ticket back to Kazakhstan.
But without a passport.
But at least he...
... enough man to leave me...
... my darling.
I already cleaned it due to last night.
And I decided to...
... continue making documentaries.
Make it without Azamat.
I thought it would be better...
... and we will be more successful without him.
Chenquieh.
I don't have a car, money and Azamat.
The only thing that keeps me going...
... is one day I will hold Pamela's hand...
... and make a romantic explosion on his stomach.
I managed to hitch a group of young students...
... who also traveled the country.
FRATERNITY BROTHERS Univ. of S. Carolina
How are you? How are you? Where do you come from?
I'm from Kazakhstan.
- Welcome to damn America! Hey, please sit down.
What's your name? Anthony.
Anthony? Yes.
Anthony. and Justin.
Justin. and David.
David. Bartender Dave.
Very good.
Can you open it? Oh of course.
Thank you very much.
So you like prostitutes in Russia?
what? Prostitutes in Russia.
How is the woman?
Women, baby! The girl!
- You are passionate about having sex with them! - Yes!
So you never called them again.
Why not call? Because they don't have a telephone, huh?
Not because of that.
I don't like them, do you know? I mean...
So, what are you doing here in America?
They make films when I surround U.S. and A.
I don't understand what you mean, but it's cool!
Come on get drunk!
- Yes! High five! - High five!
This is America in the bottle.
- Oh, baby! - Oh, baby!
- Borat, let me hear it. Oh baby! - Oh, the baby!
Suck, Suck, Suck!
Let me teach you the game we play.
Can I learn the game?
We play games When snakes eat Pigs.
When do snakes eat huh? Snakes eat Pigs.
You know the rat boy, very small... Rice kid?
... and you put this cheese in your cock hole, until it goes inside.
That's too crazy for me.
I will do it. I don't care, I will do it.
I will ask this.
Is it a woman? Are women your slaves in Russia?
No, do you have slaves here?
we hope. There are no slaves.
Too bad. Hey, Borat.
Embarrassing.
This will be a better country if...
Yes, this will be a better country. We will have slaves.
In our country, minorities have more power.
All minorities are above.
Here are Jews. There are people who oppose the flow.
Will you see my new wife? - Yes!
This is my new wife.
- Pamela! Do you know him?
Pamela! I know Pamela.
I will take the virgin.
I will give him this. Give it to me.
Borat, Borat. Much we need to talk about.
I will fight him.
Borat, Borat. He is not a virgin, Borat.
is not true. She is No virgin, buddy.
She's not a virgin. Liar! Liar, liar, your panties on fire.
Borat, shut up.
A small Jacuzzi on a damn little cruise ship.
What did he do?
She's making love, man. Do you not see him sucking cock?
That's not him.
I guarantee that it is him. Don't worry about that.
That's Him, Borat. Sorry. Borat, there he is.
That's not him.
That's it. Forgive me.
I'm sure it's him. I go.
No, No, no. Strip club.
Come here.
You are my friend.
I don't know why he did it.
Come on, Borat. live here, friend. we like you.
We will always remember you. As I teach.
Wait.
You are in America now. You will succeed.
You- Keep trying, okay?
You are bigger than a woman. You are bigger than a woman.
We will always support you.
Don't let women, forever... - We will always-
... make yourself.
Goodbye, my friend. Goodbye.
My ticket.
How do I go home?
Sorry, my friend.
Leave.
Run to freedom.
Go and save yourself!
Yes!
Come on!
I am proud to be here.
CHARLES "CHIP" PICKERING U.S. Congressman
this is my 10th Pentecostal meeting. In a decade.
What needs to be underlined, We are a Christian country now...
JIM SMITH Chief Justice, State Supreme Court
... we are at the beginning...
... and we will always be a Christian country until our Lord returns. Amen.
I did not evolve from apes.
I'm also not from tadpoles. I am who I am.
Praise for you, Jesus.
The gospel says that God incarnates in the flesh...
... and trust in the world.
I got good news. Jesus is God in the flesh.
I don't care what the devil has done to you, or what he tried to do.
All you have to do is out of the way...
... and walk to this altar.
Let's go back to the old church.
I need someone to pray with me now. Come on, sir!
Blood in my neighborhood. I will spill it into this church.
Help me, Help me.
Ladies and gentlemen, this father...
... standing next to me, name is Alternating.
Will you welcome the name Jesus for a few minutes?
Thank you.
I don't have friends.
I am alone in this country.
Nobody likes me.
My only friend, Azamat...
... he took my money, my money and left me alone.
Not only that.
The woman I love, the reason I'm exploring this country...
... has done something bad on the boat...
-... and I can't forgive him. You should be able to.
Can anyone help me?
Yes. The only one who can help you is what we talked about tonight.
Jesus. Does Jesus like me?
Of course, Jesus loves you.
Does Jesus love my child?
Jesus loves your child.
Does Jesus love my idiot brother, Bilo?
He loves your brother, Bilo.
Did Jesus love my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay?
Yes. He loves everyone.
Nobody loves my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay.
Can Jesus cure my heart's pain?
Jesus can heal your heartache.
For Jesus to cure my heart ache.
Raise your hand and start worshiping. Raise your hand.
Will you raise your hand and pray in the name of Jesus.
God, forgive my sins. - God, forgive me-
forgive me, Lord. Clean me. Clean me up.
Clean me, God, in the name of Jesus.
Yeah, let that tongue go. Here it comes.
Yeah, let your tongue come out. This is it.
Let your tongue come out.
Yes, God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Yes! Yes!
I will forgive Pamela and I will go to California.
I will go to Malibu with my friend, Mr. Jesus...
... and with us will pick him up!
I took a bus to Los Angeles ... with some friends Mr. Jesus.
Finally, I arrived.
When Happy.
Marilyn.
Azamat?
You are a traitor!
I can explain it.
You attacked me. Your mustache still feels in my testis!
Calm down. Let me explain.
What did you do with me?
He escaped, Sorry.
Hey! Go away from here, !
You have to calm yourself!
You have involved me in this mess.
I didn't come to Hollywood to fight someone dressed in Hitler.
I came to make Pamela Andersons my wife.
So I forgive Azamat.
I know you must be here, Borat.
I feel guilty, so I prepared this for you.
This is all the information that I can get about Pamela.
Last Friday he appeared for the group that opposed animal cruelty.
Against cruelty to animals?
And tomorrow he will sing.
He wrote a book.
What? Women write books?
Dr. Yamak won't believe this.
I know.
We will go to this historic event...
... and I will marry Pamela there...
... but in the traditional Kazakh way.
Azamat, let's prepare a marriage bag.
You forgive me, huh?
Yes.
After learning a lot from U.S. and A...
... I will teach America how to marry the Kazakh way.
Wait for the continuation.
PAMELA ANDERSON AUTOGRAPH SIGNING Orange, CA
Hi. Hi, everybody.
I love you.
This is me, Borat.
Thank you for coming. - Thank you!
I love Pamela Anderson.
Really? Yes.
Your turn.
Hi. hello.
Who do you want to write for?
My name is Borat Sagdiyev.
Son of Asimbala Sagdiyev...
... and Boltak, the rapist.
Oxana's former husband Sagdiyev...
... who is the child of Miriam Tulyakbay...
... and Boltak, the rapist.
I made this for you, this...
Our names are written.
My name is - Your name, Pamela Anderson and Borat Sagdiyev.
This is today's date.
And this means our wedding date...
... and this is silk.
Pamela, will you marry me?
No thanks. Sorry.
It's okay. Agreement is not important.
Oh, my god! Oh, my God!
Release!
- Let go of my wife! - You're fucking!
Come on, catch him!
Wait, Pamela.
Don't worry, I'm nervous too!
Pamela, wait.
Pamela, I'll give you my own plow.
Get out of the way! Beware, watch out.
- Pamela!
Please, please!
Get down. Hands behind.
Okay. Pamela... we will build you.
Stand up. OK.
Pamela, I'm no longer interested in you!
No!
I was humiliated.
It's time for me to go back to New York...
... where I've been waiting for my ticket to go home.
When I sat on the bus, I remembered my trip the last three weeks.
Great time.
When you're happy.
And when it's sad.
Most times are sad.
I came to America to study for Kazakhstan...
... but what did I learn?
Suddenly, I realized.
I learned that you are pursuing your dreams...
... especially those who have plastic chests...
... you can miss the real beauty which is in front of your eyes.
Hi.
8 MONTHS LATER
Welcome back to my city Kuzcek.
Since I returned, there have been some improvements.
We are no longer pursuing Jews.
That's cruel. We are becoming Christians now.
Doltan also gets better.
Hey, Doltan. High five!
Amazing.
Please enter my house.
That Nursultan Tulyakbay.
He's still a bastard.
I bought an iPod.
He only gets an iPod Mini.
Everyone knows that for girls.
Please.
And this is my beautiful wife.
Thank you for watching the film.
I hope you like it.