1 00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:28,130 Leon St. James for Anaconda Malt Liquor. 2 00:00:28,180 --> 00:00:31,180 With the delectable combination of the finest barleys and hops... 3 00:00:31,230 --> 00:00:33,070 ...it's the only malt liquor... 4 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:36,130 ...that carries the seal of excellence from Uncle Sam himself. 5 00:00:38,140 --> 00:00:43,030 And when you pop the top, the panties drop. 6 00:00:44,150 --> 00:00:46,230 ls that Anaconda Malt Liquor? 7 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:51,020 The only malt liquor to be approved by the United States government? 8 00:00:51,070 --> 00:00:54,150 That's right. Anaconda Malt Liquor. 9 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:09,240 Anaconda Malt Liquor, brewed in Piedmont, Georgia. 10 00:01:38,260 --> 00:01:42,200 Gentlemen, every one of you are the most respected men... 11 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:44,020 ...in your region. 12 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:48,080 Doing business with me, you'll find you'll be protected... 13 00:01:48,130 --> 00:01:52,200 ...and you will be supplied with as much as you can distribute. 14 00:01:52,250 --> 00:01:58,040 However, one of us here is not who he appears to be. 15 00:02:02,020 --> 00:02:04,100 Come on, you jive turkeys. 16 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:06,270 What kind of rundown is this? 17 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,090 Look, man... 18 00:02:09,150 --> 00:02:13,080 ...l gotta get back to the streets where l come from, sucker. 19 00:02:13,130 --> 00:02:15,000 Hold it. 20 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:20,060 l told you jive chumps, l ain't no snitch. 21 00:02:20,110 --> 00:02:21,180 Who said you were? 22 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:42,210 He's dead. 23 00:02:46,110 --> 00:02:48,210 My God, men. 24 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:50,180 Do you know what this means? 25 00:02:51,070 --> 00:02:53,170 Do you know whose brother...? 26 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:58,180 This ghetto is gonna be turned upside-down, l tell you, upside-down. 27 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:02,170 The streets are gonna run crimson with the blood of the men... 28 00:03:02,220 --> 00:03:04,170 ...responsible for his brother's death. 29 00:03:04,230 --> 00:03:07,180 Man l am speaking of is a veritable one-man army. 30 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:10,190 And if you get on his bad side, brother, you're done for. 31 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:13,030 lt's only a matter of time before he finds out... 32 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:15,150 ...and when he does, no matter where he is... 33 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:17,280 ...get ready, gentlemen, because hell's a-coming. 34 00:03:18,090 --> 00:03:20,140 Coming, coming, coming. 35 00:03:30,260 --> 00:03:34,230 Black Dynamite, that was the best loving l ever had. 36 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:36,180 Me too. 37 00:03:36,230 --> 00:03:38,070 That goes triple for me. 38 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:42,110 Mama, you're gonna wake up the rest of the bitches. 39 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:46,270 I wanna tell you a story about a friend I've had. 40 00:03:47,030 --> 00:03:50,090 He's a mean motherfucker and he's super bad. 41 00:03:50,140 --> 00:03:54,080 So grab on to your seats and hang on tight... 42 00:03:54,130 --> 00:03:57,140 ...while l tell you a story about Black Dynamite. 43 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:29,090 Yeah? 44 00:04:29,140 --> 00:04:32,010 Dynamite, baby, Nipsy still ain't paid up. 45 00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:34,250 Solid. l'm on it, Bee. 46 00:04:44,260 --> 00:04:46,000 Who's there? 47 00:04:46,060 --> 00:04:48,130 l'm looking for Nipsy. 48 00:04:50,110 --> 00:04:52,210 There's no Nipsy here. 49 00:04:58,050 --> 00:04:59,280 Now, l'm gonna ask you one more time. 50 00:05:00,030 --> 00:05:01,180 Where's Nipsy? 51 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:03,110 Here I am, sucker. 52 00:05:39,180 --> 00:05:41,020 Honeybee, what's happening, baby? 53 00:05:41,070 --> 00:05:44,180 Black Dynamite. What did you do to Nipsy? 54 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:47,260 Now, word on the street is that he's gonna be in traction. 55 00:05:48,150 --> 00:05:51,140 You know me. I just talked to him. 56 00:05:53,110 --> 00:05:55,050 Thank you, Black Dynamite. 57 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:56,260 l'm so happy. 58 00:05:57,100 --> 00:06:00,110 Hey, they mess with you, Mama, they're messing with me. 59 00:06:00,170 --> 00:06:03,140 Black Dynamite, l wanna thank you for taking care of us girls... 60 00:06:03,190 --> 00:06:06,030 ...while we was down and out and didn't have no pimp. 61 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,140 Oh, l almost forgot. 62 00:06:08,190 --> 00:06:11,050 Ain't nobody seen Pimpin' Jake for two days... 63 00:06:11,110 --> 00:06:13,230 ...and he ain't been by here with your money. 64 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:15,290 -And-- -l knew l forgot something. 65 00:06:16,050 --> 00:06:17,240 Tiny. 66 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,020 Get Pimpin' Jake out of my trunk. 67 00:06:20,070 --> 00:06:23,060 Tell him the rest by Wednesday or l'll make him stick himself. 68 00:06:23,110 --> 00:06:24,280 l'm sorry. Go on, Bee. 69 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:28,290 They replaced the chain on your nunchucks and oiled the bearings. 70 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:32,270 They're sitting there on your desk, next to the dry cleaning. 71 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:52,190 All right. What's wrong, Honeybee? 72 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,190 l've known you too long. 73 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:58,040 Now, if something's bothering you, why don't you lay it on me? 74 00:06:58,100 --> 00:07:01,240 Black Dynamite, I got to go to the hospital. 75 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,280 lt's my little nephew, Bucky. He OD'd. 76 00:07:06,010 --> 00:07:08,120 Where is Bucky and what has he had? 77 00:07:08,170 --> 00:07:10,200 lt's that new drug on the street. 78 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:13,200 All the kids are falling prey to it. 79 00:07:14,130 --> 00:07:17,090 What we gonna do, Black Dynamite? 80 00:07:19,210 --> 00:07:21,200 l know what l'm gonna do. 81 00:07:21,250 --> 00:07:23,190 l'm gonna fight. 82 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,200 The only way l know how. 83 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:29,140 Ever since I was a boy, all I knew was how to fight. 84 00:07:29,190 --> 00:07:31,080 Fight, fight, fight. 85 00:07:31,130 --> 00:07:35,160 And when l got tired, l would fight some more. 86 00:07:35,210 --> 00:07:38,160 And now that the Man has got our backs to the wall... 87 00:07:38,210 --> 00:07:41,070 ...l ain't gonna let him hurt the kids. 88 00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:43,180 l'm gonna take him down. 89 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:46,160 l'm gonna take them all down. 90 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:46,200 Who the hell is interupting my kung fu? 91 00:08:50,150 --> 00:08:54,290 -Who the hell is this? -Black Dynamite, it's your Aunt Billy. 92 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:57,070 How many times I told you not to call here... 93 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,200 ...and interupt my kung fu? 94 00:08:58,260 --> 00:09:01,080 lt's bad news, Dynamite. 95 00:09:01,130 --> 00:09:04,030 lt's your only brother, Jimmy. 96 00:09:04,260 --> 00:09:06,180 He's dead, Dynamite. 97 00:09:06,230 --> 00:09:08,230 Jimmy's dead. 98 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:14,000 Scram. 99 00:09:14,050 --> 00:09:15,160 l said split. 100 00:09:15,210 --> 00:09:18,060 Shake the scene, you turkeys. Get out of my house. 101 00:09:18,110 --> 00:09:20,110 l'll see you all tomorrow. 102 00:09:21,140 --> 00:09:23,040 How did it happen, Aunt Billy? 103 00:09:23,090 --> 00:09:27,060 They found him shot full of holes in an old shipping yard. 104 00:09:27,110 --> 00:09:28,260 Dead as a dog. 105 00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:31,100 Said he had drugs on him. 106 00:09:31,150 --> 00:09:34,100 l guess he was still on that stuff. 107 00:09:34,150 --> 00:09:37,240 Now, l thought you promised your mama on her deathbed... 108 00:09:37,290 --> 00:09:41,210 ...you was gonna get him off that stuff, Black Dynamite. 109 00:09:41,260 --> 00:09:43,270 Whoever did this gonna pay. 110 00:09:44,020 --> 00:09:45,170 l can promise you that. 111 00:09:45,220 --> 00:09:48,160 Well, I hope it ain't like when you promised your mama... 112 00:09:48,210 --> 00:09:50,240 ...you was gonna get him off of that stuff... 113 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,220 ...for the rest of his natural life-- 114 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:07,120 Black Dynamite, l want you to promise me... 115 00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:10,110 ...that you'll look after your brother... 116 00:10:10,170 --> 00:10:15,290 ...and make sure he doesn't end up on drugs... 117 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:18,030 ... or dead. 118 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,130 l promise. 119 00:10:23,270 --> 00:10:26,270 Jimmy, l am 18-year-old Black Dynamite... 120 00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:29,110 ...and you are my 16-year-old kid brother... 121 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:32,080 ...and you are high as a kite yet again. 122 00:10:32,260 --> 00:10:34,070 Who gave you the drugs, Jimmy? 123 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,230 Who? 124 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,260 Your mama would turn over in her grave... 125 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,160 ...if she were here to see this. 126 00:10:55,220 --> 00:10:58,270 She loved Jimmy with all her heart. 127 00:10:59,130 --> 00:11:02,180 You promised your mama on her deathbed... 128 00:11:02,230 --> 00:11:04,270 ...that you would look after Jimmy. 129 00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:07,170 Now he's dead. 130 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:17,130 l scoured the crime scene like you told me to. 131 00:11:18,090 --> 00:11:19,130 Dig what l found. 132 00:11:23,210 --> 00:11:27,190 Now. this is some heavy shit. 133 00:12:07,190 --> 00:12:09,000 Freeze, turkeys. 134 00:12:11,260 --> 00:12:13,200 l see you haven't lost your touch, B.D. 135 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,260 O'Leary? 136 00:12:18,290 --> 00:12:22,190 The old ''pie on the windowsill'' trick. l can't believe l fell for that. 137 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:26,120 That was the same trap you used in Nam to save my ass. 138 00:12:27,090 --> 00:12:30,140 B.D. took our fatigues and put them on two dead gooks. 139 00:12:30,190 --> 00:12:32,280 l remember we circled back and turned the tables. 140 00:12:33,030 --> 00:12:35,230 l guess you forgot about the time you and Bravo company... 141 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:38,050 ...left my black ass for dead, huh? 142 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:40,130 But l remember. 143 00:12:40,190 --> 00:12:42,270 l remember everything. 144 00:12:43,020 --> 00:12:45,070 l remember Vietnam like it was yesterday. 145 00:12:46,010 --> 00:12:50,100 I remember that village in Tainan that we cut down. 146 00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:53,090 It was a massacre. 147 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:57,200 All the dead Chinamen we left in our tracks. 148 00:12:57,250 --> 00:13:01,200 l remember the faces, the children. 149 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,230 This one child I'll never forget. 150 00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:07,190 Poor little bastard was still alive. 151 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:10,240 His little Chinese legs were blown clean off. 152 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,220 Still see his little shins and feet... 153 00:13:12,270 --> 00:13:15,090 ...hanging from the ceiling fan across the hut. 154 00:13:15,150 --> 00:13:19,270 He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. 155 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,000 He tried to get up... 156 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:26,180 ...but he fell over when what was left of his right leg broke off. 157 00:13:28,010 --> 00:13:31,270 As he laid there flat on his face... 158 00:13:32,030 --> 00:13:34,070 ...he looked up at me. 159 00:13:34,130 --> 00:13:37,060 His little Chinese eyes burned right into my stomach... 160 00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:39,160 ...deep into my soul. 161 00:13:39,290 --> 00:13:43,150 He said something to me in Chinese, like: 162 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,040 Sounds like some cartoon shit... 163 00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:48,120 ... but I understood it to be a question that he was asking me. 164 00:13:48,170 --> 00:13:50,230 And l don't have to know how to speak Chinese... 165 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,050 ...to know what that question was. 166 00:13:53,110 --> 00:13:55,270 "Why, Black Dynamite? 167 00:13:56,020 --> 00:13:57,190 Why?'' 168 00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:04,280 We're a long way from Nam. 169 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,050 Look at this place. 170 00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:09,000 lt must have an eight-track player in every room. 171 00:14:09,050 --> 00:14:14,010 What's going on today is a smack problem of epic proportion. 172 00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:17,240 Corruption is running rampant and we don't know who to trust. 173 00:14:18,230 --> 00:14:22,080 We need you, Black Dynamite, now more than ever. 174 00:14:22,130 --> 00:14:26,180 l know l was the best CIA agent that the CIA ever had... 175 00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:29,030 ... but I thought I told you honkies from the CIA... 176 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,080 ...that Black Dynamite was out of the game. 177 00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:35,160 -You're never out of the game. -l've known you for a long time. 178 00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:37,280 And there's something that you're not telling me. 179 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,030 Okay. 180 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:45,160 We heard about your brother's death. The last thing we need... 181 00:14:45,210 --> 00:14:48,180 ...is you running through the streets creating a river of blood. 182 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:51,050 Tell me who did it and l'll just leave a puddle. 183 00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:53,020 We don't know who killed Jimmy. 184 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,070 But l do know this. 185 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:59,080 You step out of line, friendship or not, and l'm gonna take you down. 186 00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:01,160 ln case you forgot, when you left the agency... 187 00:15:01,210 --> 00:15:03,170 ...you relinquished your license to kill. 188 00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:05,190 Well, you do what you have to. 189 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:08,040 Just don't get in my way. 190 00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:50,200 Come on, give it up to Afroditey and the Moonchild. 191 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:54,080 Give them a nice round of applause, big round of applause, yeah. 192 00:15:54,230 --> 00:15:57,290 Black Dynamite, you came to see me. 193 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,170 Bitch, no, l gotta go rap a taste with my man Horn... 194 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:04,010 ...but afterwards since l'm here, maybe l'll throw you one right quick. 195 00:16:05,010 --> 00:16:06,160 Out of sight. 196 00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:08,280 l get off in 15 minutes. 197 00:16:09,150 --> 00:16:11,130 You're right about that, sugar. 198 00:16:11,190 --> 00:16:13,010 You're right about that. 199 00:16:16,190 --> 00:16:20,010 Bullhorn, can l get you anything? 200 00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:23,140 Yes. l would like some of that ass. 201 00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:27,240 Yes, yes, yes. 202 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:35,270 Man, who dare knock when I'm planning to plant my--? 203 00:16:36,020 --> 00:16:39,010 Main man Black Dynamite. 204 00:16:39,070 --> 00:16:40,270 What it is, Bullhorn? 205 00:16:41,020 --> 00:16:42,170 What you want to eat, man? 206 00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:46,080 Sister Betty made some hog maws and, man, she put her ankle in it. 207 00:16:47,070 --> 00:16:50,020 l ain't here for no food, Horn. 208 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,270 Oh, man. 209 00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:55,260 l can dig it. 210 00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:59,110 Sugar, give us a minute. 211 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,280 You know, man... 212 00:17:08,030 --> 00:17:11,030 ...l'm really sorry to hear about what happened to Jimmy. 213 00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:15,080 You know, me and you been tight for a long time. 214 00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:19,100 -So you know if you need anything.... -Thanks, Horn. 215 00:17:19,230 --> 00:17:23,000 l need to know about the kind of cats that Jimmy was running with, 216 00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:26,020 You know, he came around here about a week ago... 217 00:17:26,070 --> 00:17:29,170 ...with some cats that l had never seen before. 218 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,170 Man, l mean, these cats looked mean. 219 00:17:31,220 --> 00:17:35,010 Meaner than two fat motherfuckers wrestling over pork chops and greens. 220 00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:36,250 Can you dig it? 221 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:41,070 Yeah. l can dig it. 222 00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:48,210 That little old half-a-player, Cream Corn, was with them. 223 00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:50,240 You remember Cream Corn. 224 00:17:53,190 --> 00:17:57,240 So where is Cream Corn these days? 225 00:17:57,290 --> 00:17:59,090 Yep, that's right. 226 00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:00,190 l'm running things. 227 00:18:03,110 --> 00:18:05,220 Cream Corn. That's why they call me that. 228 00:18:05,270 --> 00:18:07,020 Smooth. 229 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,260 l got my measure for your pleasure. 230 00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:12,240 Stick with me, baby, l'll have you farting through silk. 231 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,130 And let a nigga mess with me. 232 00:18:14,190 --> 00:18:19,150 I'll jump on him, all 93 pounds of pure dynamite-- 233 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:16,040 Let me catch my breath, Black Dynamite. 234 00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:17,250 Shut up, sucker. l need answers. 235 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,250 l wanna know who the cats were that Jimmy was hanging with. 236 00:19:21,010 --> 00:19:23,040 Man, l don't know nothing but nothing. 237 00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:25,120 Okay, all right, all right. 238 00:19:25,170 --> 00:19:28,020 Their leader's name is Chicago Wind. 239 00:19:28,070 --> 00:19:32,020 They hang out at a place called the Hip Pocket on Crenshaw. 240 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:34,020 Now, get me up. 241 00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:51,150 So you must be Black Dynamite. 242 00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:56,230 Cream Corn, you jive mother. 243 00:20:02,230 --> 00:20:05,030 Chicago Wind, l presume. 244 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,150 Your presumption is correct, nigga. 245 00:20:07,210 --> 00:20:10,230 lf you presume that l killed your brother then you presume wrong. 246 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,200 Not that it means shit to me. 247 00:20:12,260 --> 00:20:16,070 Either way, shit. 248 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:19,110 l wish l'd have killed that nigga myself. 249 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,160 Somebody else beat me to it. 250 00:20:21,210 --> 00:20:23,090 ls that so? 251 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:25,240 Well, Mr. Chicago Wind... 252 00:20:26,090 --> 00:20:28,170 ...what do you know about this? 253 00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:34,140 Some heavy shit. 254 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,240 But dig. 255 00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:41,090 Let me explain something to you, supernigga. 256 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,090 l don't answer questions. 257 00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:45,120 l ask them. 258 00:20:46,190 --> 00:20:49,040 Even if I did know who killed that brother of yours... 259 00:20:49,090 --> 00:20:52,040 ...what would make you think l'm gonna tell you? 260 00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:57,030 Get your black ass out of my joint... 261 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,150 ...before we beat you like a rented mule. 262 00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:06,270 That's right, you jive-ass punk. 263 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,270 Don't be coming to the Hip Pocket talking that shit, you dig? 264 00:21:10,030 --> 00:21:13,110 That's right, nigga. Don't ever, ever come ba-- 265 00:22:36,110 --> 00:22:39,030 Go catch Chicago Wind before he disappears. 266 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:42,030 l'll take care of this gorilla-eating goon here. 267 00:22:46,180 --> 00:22:51,000 Oh, you's a corn-fed fool with a lot of muscle mass. 268 00:22:51,060 --> 00:22:56,080 But it's time for Bullhorn to get up in that ass. 269 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,080 Motherfucker. 270 00:23:09,190 --> 00:23:12,290 Let everybody know and suckers be warned... 271 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:17,260 ...that this is the outcome when you mess with Bullhorn. 272 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,190 Try to catch me now, sucker. 273 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,190 Motherfucker. 274 00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:51,200 Now you know why they call me Chicago Wind, fool. 275 00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:55,260 Because l left your ass blowing in the breeze. 276 00:23:56,010 --> 00:23:58,210 Man, don't you ever, ever.... 277 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:12,260 That black son of a bitch, he killed my best dealer. 278 00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:19,080 l want Black Dynamite dead, and I want him dead now. 279 00:24:19,130 --> 00:24:22,080 Before you support any of these candidates... 280 00:24:22,130 --> 00:24:25,230 ...find out if they're going to rid our communities... 281 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:28,070 ...of the hustlers and pushers. 282 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:31,220 Or are they gonna destroy all the programs that help our children... 283 00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:36,260 ...and give their corporate friends free reign to exploit our community... 284 00:24:37,010 --> 00:24:38,080 ...like Congressman James. 285 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:40,190 Watch me turn this shit around. 286 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,110 Power to the people. 287 00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:46,240 With all due respect to the young sister here... 288 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:48,190 ...you all know me. 289 00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:49,260 Yes. 290 00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:51,190 Now, young lady... 291 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:55,120 ...these fine folks don't need to be misled. 292 00:24:55,170 --> 00:24:57,180 All they want is a little bit of bread. 293 00:24:59,090 --> 00:25:02,190 And you can't just stick it to the Man. 294 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:05,030 You also got to have yourself a plan. 295 00:25:06,110 --> 00:25:12,000 Now, we got to take this from the jukebox to the ballot box. 296 00:25:12,140 --> 00:25:16,270 We got to go from the poor house to the White House. 297 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,250 Instead of maligning me... 298 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:24,150 ...let's take this land from sea to shining sea. 299 00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:27,080 Keep the faith, brothers and sisters. 300 00:25:35,130 --> 00:25:38,050 Say, Mama, you're gonna have to work on your delivery... 301 00:25:38,110 --> 00:25:40,180 ...if you wanna take on Congressman James. 302 00:25:40,230 --> 00:25:44,030 The shame is, half these people don't know what y'all talking about... 303 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,270 ...but at least they can put his to a beat. 304 00:25:47,150 --> 00:25:49,100 So, what do you do to make a difference? 305 00:25:49,150 --> 00:25:52,050 Do you march? Do you vote? 306 00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:53,170 Oh, let me guess. 307 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:55,110 You're one of Tom Slick brothers... 308 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,130 ...think you can get by on good looks, a wink and a smile, huh? 309 00:25:58,190 --> 00:26:00,180 l don't know about Tom Slick. 310 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,110 But thank you for the compliments. 311 00:26:03,090 --> 00:26:04,120 That's not what I meant. 312 00:26:04,180 --> 00:26:06,160 Not that l think that you have good look-- 313 00:26:06,210 --> 00:26:09,100 l mean, you know these guys with their-- 314 00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:12,190 -Winks and smiles. -Yeah. 315 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,140 What about the smile? 316 00:26:17,030 --> 00:26:19,040 l am smiling. 317 00:26:45,140 --> 00:26:47,160 Right on, right on. 318 00:26:55,050 --> 00:26:56,290 Excuse me, brothers. 319 00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,080 The militants turn, startled. 320 00:26:59,130 --> 00:27:00,140 This is private. 321 00:27:00,190 --> 00:27:02,100 How'd you get in here? 322 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,000 l walked in. 323 00:27:04,060 --> 00:27:06,260 So you one of them sneaky brothers, huh? 324 00:27:07,010 --> 00:27:09,030 Or maybe you an undercover pig. 325 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,230 Or maybe you just a federal hit man. 326 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,280 lf l was, you cats would already be dead. 327 00:27:15,110 --> 00:27:18,010 Now, let me speak to the man in charge. 328 00:27:18,060 --> 00:27:20,260 Sarcastically, l'm in charge. 329 00:27:21,010 --> 00:27:22,160 Right on. 330 00:27:22,260 --> 00:27:24,180 lf you were in charge... 331 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,160 ...the people might as well surrender to whitey right now... 332 00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:30,110 ...because your survival skills ain't worth a damn. 333 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,200 Black Dynamite. 334 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,010 lt has been a long time, my brother. 335 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,120 What it is, Saheed? 336 00:27:38,170 --> 00:27:41,030 You know this Uncle Tom? 337 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,260 Listen, sucker. 338 00:27:43,020 --> 00:27:45,180 l'm blacker than the ace of spades and more militant... 339 00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:48,140 ...than you and your whole damn army put together. 340 00:27:48,190 --> 00:27:49,290 And while you're out there... 341 00:27:50,050 --> 00:27:52,170 ...chanting at rallies and browbeating politicians... 342 00:27:52,220 --> 00:27:55,080 ...l'm taking out any money front sucker on a humble... 343 00:27:55,130 --> 00:27:56,160 ...that gets in my way. 344 00:27:56,210 --> 00:27:58,120 So l'll tell you what. 345 00:27:58,170 --> 00:28:01,260 When your so-called revolution starts, you call me... 346 00:28:02,010 --> 00:28:04,230 ...and l'll be right down front showing you how it's done... 347 00:28:04,290 --> 00:28:07,070 ...but until then, you need to shut the fuck up... 348 00:28:07,130 --> 00:28:09,040 ...when grown folks is talking. 349 00:28:14,030 --> 00:28:15,230 l'm sorry. 350 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:20,070 Yeah, we heard about what went down at the Hip Pocket. 351 00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:22,130 That was righteous. 352 00:28:22,180 --> 00:28:24,190 That was personal, brother. 353 00:28:25,130 --> 00:28:29,040 Personal or not, you saved a lot of brothers and sisters. 354 00:28:29,090 --> 00:28:32,240 You need our help, we're here. 355 00:28:33,110 --> 00:28:35,060 l can dig it. 356 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,160 What can you tell me about this? 357 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,010 Yeah. 358 00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:47,070 l ain't seen one of these in a while. 359 00:28:49,250 --> 00:28:52,090 l was gonna fuck him up. 360 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,170 There it is. 361 00:29:09,020 --> 00:29:10,230 AR-48. 362 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,240 l wish we could get some shit like this. 363 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,180 That round will go through a bulletproof vest like it was a pillow. 364 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:19,050 Any idea who would have it? 365 00:29:19,100 --> 00:29:22,220 Whoever it is, he must work for the Man... 366 00:29:22,270 --> 00:29:26,210 ...because that right there is strictly government issue. 367 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,030 You mind telling me how this was found... 368 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,130 ...at the scene of my brother's death? 369 00:29:52,220 --> 00:29:54,220 Okay, Black Dynamite. 370 00:29:55,010 --> 00:29:56,270 Want me to level with you? 371 00:29:57,060 --> 00:29:59,210 Your brother Jimmy wasn't a two-bit drug dealer. 372 00:29:59,260 --> 00:30:01,260 -He was one of us. -What? 373 00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:04,060 He was working undercover. 374 00:30:04,170 --> 00:30:06,210 And he wanted to be just like you. 375 00:30:11,110 --> 00:30:14,260 Jimmy, why didn't you tell me? 376 00:30:18,110 --> 00:30:19,250 Vincent Rafelli. 377 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,130 Don of the Carbozi family. 378 00:30:24,070 --> 00:30:26,020 Heads up a shipping company. 379 00:30:26,070 --> 00:30:28,180 We believe he's distributing dope. 380 00:30:28,230 --> 00:30:31,070 Jimmy felt that the don and Congressman James... 381 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,110 ...had something up their sleeve. 382 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,170 He didn't quite know what it was. 383 00:30:35,220 --> 00:30:37,220 He died trying to find out. 384 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,260 So l don't need to tell you the importance of this mission. 385 00:30:42,010 --> 00:30:43,280 But l just have one question. 386 00:30:44,150 --> 00:30:46,140 Are you in or are you out? 387 00:30:46,270 --> 00:30:49,280 Because God knows you're the only one we can trust. 388 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,250 l'm in. 389 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,050 Good. 390 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,270 l had a feeling you were gonna say that. 391 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:03,210 Hope you don't mind. 392 00:31:03,270 --> 00:31:06,130 l took the liberty of reinstating your license to kill. 393 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:12,280 You're gonna need this. 394 00:31:19,150 --> 00:31:21,140 Black Dynamite's looking for us. 395 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,040 You said you would handle it. 396 00:31:24,060 --> 00:31:27,180 l'm bringing in the heavy hitters now. 397 00:31:31,050 --> 00:31:34,230 Somebody broke into my dead brother Jimmy's apartment. 398 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,160 Breathe deeply, baby. 399 00:32:32,140 --> 00:32:34,120 Daddy, you make my heart beat. 400 00:32:34,260 --> 00:32:37,290 Yeah, Dr. Dynamite can hear that. 401 00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:40,050 But l think you're running a temperature. 402 00:32:40,180 --> 00:32:44,240 Let me see if l can find a thermometer for you. 403 00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:48,130 What the--? 404 00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:53,070 l told you urine sample, Nurse Jenny. 405 00:32:53,150 --> 00:32:55,110 Black Dynamite. 406 00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:58,010 l mean, really. 407 00:32:58,060 --> 00:33:00,040 You sent her in here with them titties. 408 00:33:00,090 --> 00:33:01,270 What did you expect? 409 00:33:02,030 --> 00:33:03,140 How's my x-ray? 410 00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:05,010 Well, no fragments. 411 00:33:05,060 --> 00:33:06,200 ln and out. 412 00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:08,160 You're lucky, Black Dynamite. 413 00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:10,210 Three inches to the left... 414 00:33:10,270 --> 00:33:13,110 ...and we wouldn't even be having this conversation. 415 00:33:13,170 --> 00:33:16,140 Three inches to the right, it would've missed my black ass. 416 00:33:16,190 --> 00:33:19,070 Well, you need a new line of work. 417 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,190 This is the second time this year. 418 00:33:22,170 --> 00:33:24,220 l know, l know. 419 00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:27,220 Why do I bother? There's no helping you. 420 00:33:27,270 --> 00:33:30,220 No, doc, you help me just fine. 421 00:33:30,270 --> 00:33:32,020 See you next time. 422 00:33:36,260 --> 00:33:39,100 You hang in there, Leon. You hear me? 423 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,260 Hey, Mama, what's going down? That your kid in there? 424 00:33:53,020 --> 00:33:54,150 No. 425 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,080 Nephew? Cousin? 426 00:33:56,130 --> 00:33:57,270 l said no. 427 00:33:58,020 --> 00:34:00,050 No relation, he.... 428 00:34:00,110 --> 00:34:03,080 He happens to be one of the kids at the orphanage where I work. 429 00:34:03,130 --> 00:34:05,290 He overdosed on smack. Third one this month. 430 00:34:06,130 --> 00:34:08,230 And why? What does it matter to you anyway? 431 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:11,080 Whoa, Mama, just trying to help. 432 00:34:11,230 --> 00:34:14,020 Oh, l don't need your kind of help. 433 00:34:14,070 --> 00:34:17,010 Men like you only help when there's something in it for them. 434 00:34:17,060 --> 00:34:18,130 They can't be bothered. 435 00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:22,220 Too busy chasing their chicks and their bread and their fancy car. 436 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,040 No, Mr. Black Dynamite. 437 00:34:24,090 --> 00:34:27,140 The only help you know is how to help yourself. 438 00:34:27,260 --> 00:34:30,000 Whoa, Mama, it ain't about me. 439 00:34:30,050 --> 00:34:31,240 lt's about that kid in there. 440 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,160 Now do you really want help... 441 00:34:33,230 --> 00:34:37,110 ...or are you just trying to prove to the world you can do it all on your own? 442 00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:39,020 Mama always said: 443 00:34:39,070 --> 00:34:42,000 "A helping hand is a helping hand, clean or dirty." 444 00:34:42,060 --> 00:34:44,290 Guess my hands ain't clean enough for you. 445 00:34:48,100 --> 00:34:49,110 Wait. 446 00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:54,010 These politicians don't give a damn. 447 00:34:54,060 --> 00:34:57,010 l mean, look, look at these ads. 448 00:34:58,140 --> 00:35:00,220 Congressman James made promises to the people. 449 00:35:00,270 --> 00:35:03,040 Then he took away his drug-awareness programs... 450 00:35:03,090 --> 00:35:06,050 ...and allowed his bedfellows to sell crap to the kids. 451 00:35:06,100 --> 00:35:08,000 He even invested in these products. 452 00:35:08,050 --> 00:35:10,120 Now the dope is everywhere. It's even-- 453 00:35:10,180 --> 00:35:12,010 lt's even in the orphanage. 454 00:35:13,100 --> 00:35:15,130 Not the orphanage. 455 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,170 l used to be an orphan. 456 00:35:20,210 --> 00:35:22,280 You ain't got no mommy and you ain't got no daddy. 457 00:35:23,030 --> 00:35:24,060 You're an orphan. 458 00:35:24,110 --> 00:35:28,120 Orphan, orphan, orphan. 459 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,060 No, not the orphans. 460 00:35:37,110 --> 00:35:39,080 l think l need to show you something. 461 00:35:41,060 --> 00:35:44,060 We've been trying to reach these children. 462 00:35:44,110 --> 00:35:47,210 But this new smack on the street is proving too much of a match for us. 463 00:35:48,260 --> 00:35:51,160 The worst thing about these pushers... 464 00:35:51,210 --> 00:35:54,080 ...getting these children addicted to this new smack... 465 00:35:54,130 --> 00:35:58,150 ...is that these children are orphans, and orphans don't have parents. 466 00:35:59,220 --> 00:36:02,120 Ain't nothing in the world get Black Dynamite more mad... 467 00:36:02,170 --> 00:36:05,040 ...than some jive-ass sucker dealing smack to the kids. 468 00:36:05,270 --> 00:36:07,140 Bobby, stop it. 469 00:36:07,190 --> 00:36:09,210 You'll kick soon. 470 00:36:13,230 --> 00:36:15,030 You dealing, brother? 471 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,280 l need my smack, l need it now. 472 00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:21,070 Put a few of these honeys on the street and l'll get you your bread, partner. 473 00:36:22,270 --> 00:36:25,060 l refuse to let this happen to you, little man. 474 00:36:25,110 --> 00:36:28,070 l will shake this poisonous shit out of your smacked-up body... 475 00:36:28,130 --> 00:36:29,140 ...if l have to. 476 00:36:29,190 --> 00:36:32,270 Black Dynamite, stop. We've tried that, nothing works. 477 00:36:35,050 --> 00:36:37,250 l can't look at these kids no more. 478 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:43,250 This orphanage used to be alive with laughter, kids playing. 479 00:36:44,010 --> 00:36:45,140 Now look at it, it's sickening. 480 00:36:45,190 --> 00:36:48,190 Whoever's responsible is gonna pay, if it's the last thing I do. 481 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,220 Black Dynamite, l wish it was that simple. 482 00:36:50,270 --> 00:36:52,280 But this is much bigger than you and me. 483 00:36:53,030 --> 00:36:54,030 Hey, Little Mama. 484 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,280 It may be bigger than you and it may be bigger than me. 485 00:36:57,030 --> 00:36:59,170 But it ain't bigger than you and me. Can you dig it? 486 00:36:59,220 --> 00:37:00,280 l think so. 487 00:37:01,290 --> 00:37:03,030 l gotta split. 488 00:37:03,090 --> 00:37:05,010 You need me to drop you off somewhere? 489 00:37:05,060 --> 00:37:07,250 No, l think l'm gonna go down the street and grab a bite. 490 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,180 l'll drive you. 491 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,240 Thanks for the ride. 492 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,170 Can l get some hot sauce for my donut? 493 00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:39,250 Excuse me, lady. 494 00:37:47,070 --> 00:37:49,170 -Oh, my God. -What is it? What is going on? 495 00:37:49,230 --> 00:37:51,170 How did you know? 496 00:37:51,230 --> 00:37:55,150 Donuts don't wear alligator shoes. 497 00:38:19,110 --> 00:38:20,290 Damn. 498 00:38:36,060 --> 00:38:37,070 Sorry, Roscoe. 499 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:39,060 lt's cool, man. 500 00:38:39,110 --> 00:38:42,160 Chili and donuts ain't working out for me no how. 501 00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:44,130 Maybe it's time for a change. 502 00:38:46,190 --> 00:38:48,070 What have you gotten me into? 503 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,030 lt wasn't me they were after, sugar. 504 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:53,220 You must have pissed off some people in some pretty high places. 505 00:38:54,170 --> 00:38:57,090 l'm gonna take you somewhere you'll be safe. 506 00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:01,000 Black Dynamite, you ain't got to worry about Gloria. 507 00:39:01,050 --> 00:39:03,070 She gonna be safe up in here. 508 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:06,120 l been keeping the girls up on their kung fu like you told me to. 509 00:39:06,170 --> 00:39:11,120 Now, they find her up in here, we will fricassee they honky asses. 510 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,140 You sure about this? Maybe we should call the police. 511 00:39:15,190 --> 00:39:18,200 No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty... 512 00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:22,150 ...whoever put that hit on you, already got the cops in their back pocket. 513 00:39:23,070 --> 00:39:24,160 You be cool, Mama. 514 00:39:24,220 --> 00:39:26,280 Bee here will keep you tight and out of sight. 515 00:39:27,030 --> 00:39:30,230 l'm gonna shake the tree from the roots and rake up the fruits... 516 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:34,170 ...rip it up out the ground, find out what's going down. 517 00:39:34,220 --> 00:39:37,100 Don't worry about tomorrow, Mama, because tonight-- 518 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:40,080 Dynamite's gonna make everything all right. 519 00:39:40,130 --> 00:39:42,060 Euphoria, shut up. l know that was you. 520 00:39:42,110 --> 00:39:43,130 l ain't even gotta look. 521 00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:46,180 l should send you to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers. 522 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:48,060 Would you like that? 523 00:40:00,150 --> 00:40:02,180 Black Dynamite, l know that we just met... 524 00:40:02,230 --> 00:40:05,040 ...but somehow I feel that I can trust you. 525 00:40:06,090 --> 00:40:08,160 l'll be here waiting till you come to get me. 526 00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:13,120 Thank you for saving my life. 527 00:40:14,170 --> 00:40:16,050 You be cool, Little Mama. 528 00:40:16,110 --> 00:40:18,240 l'll be back before too long. 529 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:36,210 Order, order, order. 530 00:40:37,150 --> 00:40:38,160 Order, nigga. 531 00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:44,140 The game is at an all-time low. 532 00:40:45,250 --> 00:40:49,250 Never in the history of the game has there been such devastation. 533 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,010 -That's right. -Yeah. 534 00:40:51,070 --> 00:40:54,210 Tricks running low, cops pushing harder than ever. 535 00:40:54,270 --> 00:40:55,280 -Yeah. -That's right. 536 00:40:56,030 --> 00:40:57,280 These little bitches just running wild. 537 00:40:58,030 --> 00:41:01,160 l thought we had these poop-butt pigs paid off. 538 00:41:01,210 --> 00:41:02,270 -Come to find out. -Yeah. 539 00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:05,180 They trapping my ho's every time they hit the track. 540 00:41:06,110 --> 00:41:10,030 l'm spending more bail money than l'm getting tail money. 541 00:41:10,090 --> 00:41:12,210 Yeah, yeah. l can dig it, Chocolate, l can dig it. 542 00:41:12,260 --> 00:41:15,170 Come on, this has been my worst physical year ever. 543 00:41:15,220 --> 00:41:17,090 Fiscal, nigga. With a F. Fiscal. 544 00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:21,100 Well, it's been the worst one ever. l can't even afford to get my hair fixed. 545 00:41:21,150 --> 00:41:23,060 Sounds like you're assed out. 546 00:41:23,110 --> 00:41:24,200 You know what they say. 547 00:41:24,250 --> 00:41:26,160 The bitch won't sell her ass. 548 00:41:26,210 --> 00:41:29,010 -A pimp will. -Will. 549 00:41:29,070 --> 00:41:30,110 Shut up, Tasty. 550 00:41:32,130 --> 00:41:34,000 l turned you onto the game... 551 00:41:34,050 --> 00:41:36,160 ...when you nothing but a little jailhouse tramp. 552 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,220 Now, listen up. 553 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,130 Pimping has been around since the world started turning. 554 00:41:46,180 --> 00:41:50,170 And it's going to keep right on turning right along with it... 555 00:41:50,270 --> 00:41:55,120 ...until this little planet rotates off its axis... 556 00:41:55,170 --> 00:42:01,250 ...as a result of its core overheating and explodes into cosmic dust. 557 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,050 Damn. 558 00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:05,090 -Can you dig it? -lt's done, brother. 559 00:42:05,140 --> 00:42:06,280 You know what l'm saying? 560 00:42:07,090 --> 00:42:09,180 Now look here. These times, they come and they go. 561 00:42:09,230 --> 00:42:12,040 -Right. -And if you live long enough... 562 00:42:12,090 --> 00:42:14,270 ...you'll be around to see them come again. 563 00:42:15,090 --> 00:42:20,280 But what we need to do is we need to collectivize. 564 00:42:21,030 --> 00:42:22,280 -Yeah. -Right on, right on. 565 00:42:23,030 --> 00:42:24,220 Now, look here. 566 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,270 Listen. 567 00:42:27,020 --> 00:42:30,110 Stop all the bullshit and take a vote. 568 00:42:31,180 --> 00:42:33,130 Yes, O. 569 00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:36,180 All in favor, raise your hand. 570 00:42:37,070 --> 00:42:38,290 Kotex? 571 00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:42,070 -Mo Bitches? -l can dig it, baby. 572 00:42:42,130 --> 00:42:43,220 Chocolate Giddy-Up? 573 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,090 Chocolate Giddy-Up. 574 00:42:46,140 --> 00:42:47,290 Crenshaw Pete? 575 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,240 Captain Kangaroo Pimp? 576 00:42:53,050 --> 00:42:55,150 -Willie? -l'm with you. 577 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:59,090 Nigga, even if they don't knock the broads... 578 00:43:00,010 --> 00:43:04,030 ...there ain't enough tricks to go around. 579 00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:07,120 Now, look here. 580 00:43:07,220 --> 00:43:09,280 l don't know about the rest of y'all. 581 00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,190 But it looks like l have to keep selling heroin... 582 00:43:12,250 --> 00:43:14,010 ...just to make ends meet. 583 00:43:14,060 --> 00:43:16,090 Then you'll have a much bigger problem. 584 00:43:16,150 --> 00:43:18,010 Black Dynamite. 585 00:43:18,060 --> 00:43:19,280 What's happening, baby? 586 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,080 What it is, Big O? 587 00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:24,250 To what do we owe this pleasure? 588 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,000 l just got one thing to lay on you cats and then l'll split. 589 00:43:28,050 --> 00:43:29,250 That l'm declaring war... 590 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,250 ...on anybody who sells drugs in our community. 591 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:37,080 But, Black Dynamite, l sell drugs to the community. 592 00:43:37,130 --> 00:43:40,220 Well, be that as it may, if I catch you... 593 00:43:40,270 --> 00:43:43,000 ...l will not consider you a brother or friend. 594 00:43:43,060 --> 00:43:44,200 Now, can you dig it? 595 00:43:44,260 --> 00:43:47,020 Hell no, nigga. 596 00:43:48,010 --> 00:43:50,070 l can't dig it. 597 00:43:50,210 --> 00:43:53,080 -Now who you supposed to be? -That's Black Dynamite. 598 00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:55,110 l ain't ask you, nigga. Shut up. 599 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,260 l'm gonna tell you like this. 600 00:43:58,010 --> 00:44:01,210 l'm gonna do whatever l wanna do. 601 00:44:02,190 --> 00:44:05,210 -Yeah. -Well, the choice is yours, brother. 602 00:44:05,260 --> 00:44:07,250 But if me and my people catch you... 603 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,200 ...you're gonna have a lot more to deal with. 604 00:44:10,250 --> 00:44:13,080 -Good evening, gentlemen. -Goodbye, Black Dynamite. 605 00:44:13,130 --> 00:44:16,040 Will you stop that...? 606 00:44:22,290 --> 00:44:24,030 Hold it right there. 607 00:44:25,090 --> 00:44:26,140 lt's me, Black Dynamite. 608 00:44:26,190 --> 00:44:29,070 -What the hell do you want? -l wanna help you. 609 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:30,170 Why should I trust you... 610 00:44:30,220 --> 00:44:32,290 ...after you dropped dime on me to Chicago Wind? 611 00:44:33,180 --> 00:44:36,060 Because your brother Jimmy saved my life. 612 00:44:36,110 --> 00:44:38,270 l was supposed to be with him the night he got killed. 613 00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:42,190 But he called me and told me to stay at home. 614 00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:44,100 l guess I owe him one. 615 00:44:48,030 --> 00:44:50,210 I'll need a list of names and locations. 616 00:44:50,260 --> 00:44:51,270 Ain't no thing. 617 00:44:52,090 --> 00:44:54,260 Man, everything is gonna be okay. 618 00:44:55,020 --> 00:44:56,120 Bullhorn... 619 00:44:56,180 --> 00:45:00,080 ...Cream Corn here says he can help us find the cats we're looking for. 620 00:45:00,130 --> 00:45:02,050 Now, what do you think? 621 00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:05,230 Man, l think we should put our ankles in it. 622 00:46:25,150 --> 00:46:27,250 They broke into my home. 623 00:46:28,010 --> 00:46:30,150 They got the ledger. 624 00:46:30,210 --> 00:46:32,200 They got the manifest, they got everything. 625 00:46:32,260 --> 00:46:34,240 Everything. Names, dates, schedules. 626 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,130 We even got the shipping routes. 627 00:46:36,180 --> 00:46:38,090 They won't be able to take a shit... 628 00:46:38,150 --> 00:46:40,110 ...without us knowing when or what color. 629 00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:43,060 We cleaned up the streets and gave them back to the people. 630 00:46:43,110 --> 00:46:47,120 Once again, making them a pleasant place to take an afternoon stroll. 631 00:46:52,030 --> 00:46:54,160 Extra, extra. Hot off the presses. 632 00:46:54,210 --> 00:46:57,060 Black Dynamite cleans up the street. 633 00:46:58,150 --> 00:47:00,210 lt's unbelievable, Black Dynamite. 634 00:47:00,270 --> 00:47:02,260 Everyone looks so happy... 635 00:47:03,020 --> 00:47:04,190 ...and it's all thanks to you. 636 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:06,290 l'd like to take the credit but dig, Mama. 637 00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:10,070 There's no l in ''revolut--'' In ''team.'' 638 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:13,220 Look, l'm know l'm gonna be rusty, but l have to try. 639 00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,140 Hi, girls. What is your name? 640 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,220 l'm Shawanda, and her name's Brikwilla. 641 00:47:19,270 --> 00:47:21,030 Those are beautiful names. 642 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:24,020 I'm Gloria and this is Black Dynamite. 643 00:47:24,070 --> 00:47:27,020 My mama said my daddy's name is Black Dynamite. 644 00:47:27,250 --> 00:47:29,120 So did my mama. 645 00:47:30,220 --> 00:47:32,200 Hush up, little girls. 646 00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:35,040 A lot of cats have that name. 647 00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:21,120 Well, that was amazing. 648 00:48:21,190 --> 00:48:24,140 Thank you for a beautiful day and night. 649 00:48:26,140 --> 00:48:31,140 But l think l should be going. 650 00:48:31,190 --> 00:48:34,220 l think you'll be safer if you stay here tonight. 651 00:48:35,230 --> 00:48:37,200 Oh, you do, do you? 652 00:48:38,030 --> 00:48:40,240 I hope you don't think you're gonna get any of this cookie. 653 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,040 Because if l offered you some of this cookie... 654 00:48:43,100 --> 00:48:44,240 ...this cookie might kill you. 655 00:48:45,050 --> 00:48:47,220 Don't think because we've been frolicking in the park... 656 00:48:47,270 --> 00:48:49,230 ...you got this closed because it takes-- 657 00:48:49,290 --> 00:48:51,100 Yeah, yeah, Mama. 658 00:48:52,150 --> 00:48:55,210 You can hit the sheets or the streets. It don't make me no never mind. 659 00:48:55,260 --> 00:48:58,050 That's your bag, baby. You can go or you can come. 660 00:48:58,100 --> 00:48:59,190 Can you dig it? 661 00:50:13,270 --> 00:50:14,270 Yeah. 662 00:50:15,020 --> 00:50:16,030 Black Dynamite. 663 00:50:16,090 --> 00:50:18,060 We read the ledger and it just don't stop. 664 00:50:18,110 --> 00:50:22,110 There's a trail of paper that leads all the way to the top. 665 00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,050 A big shipment is coming to town... 666 00:50:24,100 --> 00:50:26,290 ...and it's right there where that cracker wrote it down. 667 00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,210 Now, we don't know the whens, but we do know the wheres. 668 00:50:29,270 --> 00:50:33,180 And however the fuck the whats, we'll sure enough be there. 669 00:50:37,070 --> 00:50:39,140 Looks like he's got two warehouses. 670 00:50:39,190 --> 00:50:42,290 One big one, and one smaller one here. 671 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:46,230 We break into the two units, we hit the smaller one first... 672 00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:49,120 ...then we scale the fence, enter from the south... 673 00:50:49,170 --> 00:50:52,280 ...use an acetylene blowtorch to breech the warehouse from the back. 674 00:50:53,030 --> 00:50:54,280 That way we avoid the guards. 675 00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:58,150 Man, them honkies gonna be running for cover when us brothers get-- 676 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,020 Get-- Get-- 677 00:51:05,210 --> 00:51:06,220 The torch is an issue. 678 00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,090 We won't be able to get an acetylene torch in time. 679 00:51:09,140 --> 00:51:11,080 Think again, brother. 680 00:51:11,130 --> 00:51:13,190 You know somebody that's got one? 681 00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:16,080 l know just the cat. 682 00:52:14,110 --> 00:52:16,210 All right, snowflake. Where's the dope? 683 00:52:16,260 --> 00:52:18,270 Up yours, coon. 684 00:52:20,210 --> 00:52:23,070 It's right over there in the body bags, jeez. 685 00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:31,240 So how much dope is in the big warehouse? 686 00:52:33,020 --> 00:52:37,240 They're gonna kill me anyway. l'm not gonna tell you nothing, coon. 687 00:52:39,170 --> 00:52:42,220 Dynamite, l got something that will make him talk. 688 00:52:47,170 --> 00:52:50,200 l ain't gonna tell you nothing. 689 00:52:51,100 --> 00:52:54,120 Operation Code Kansas. Can't stop it, too late. 690 00:52:54,170 --> 00:52:57,280 Operation Code Kansas gonna fix all the niggas. 691 00:53:00,250 --> 00:53:04,120 Yeah, you won't be so big and so bad anymore... 692 00:53:04,170 --> 00:53:07,240 ...because Kansas gonna fix you. 693 00:53:08,180 --> 00:53:10,130 Just the niggas. 694 00:53:10,190 --> 00:53:13,050 Just the nig-- 695 00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:19,230 Damn, Smoke. 696 00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:21,290 l think you gave him too much of that shit. 697 00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:25,000 How long till it wears off? 698 00:53:38,180 --> 00:53:39,210 lt's malt liquor? 699 00:53:40,190 --> 00:53:43,230 lt's that new Anaconda Malt Liquor from the billboards. 700 00:53:43,290 --> 00:53:46,000 lt's supposed to give you: 701 00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:52,290 Tastes good too. 702 00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:54,220 I know the drugs are here somewhere. 703 00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:57,270 We're gonna check every crate until we find it. 704 00:54:03,190 --> 00:54:05,080 l can't believe it, fellas. 705 00:54:05,130 --> 00:54:08,180 That entire shipment was just malt liquor. 706 00:54:08,230 --> 00:54:10,090 Don't beat yourself up, Dynamite. 707 00:54:10,140 --> 00:54:13,080 We still kept the 50 keys we found in that first warehouse... 708 00:54:13,130 --> 00:54:14,280 ...from getting on the streets. 709 00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:17,210 l'm gonna go home and drink the rest of this, man. 710 00:54:17,260 --> 00:54:20,290 Y'all should've grabbed some of this shit. This shit is incredible. 711 00:54:25,270 --> 00:54:28,150 l tell you, brothers, it just don't make no damn sense. 712 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:31,150 The manifest, the shipping log, the ledgers. 713 00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:34,150 All records are consistent with that damned beer shipment. 714 00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:38,000 lf anything else was in there, it would have to weigh something. 715 00:54:38,050 --> 00:54:40,120 They got it out before we got there. 716 00:54:40,180 --> 00:54:41,200 No. 717 00:54:41,250 --> 00:54:44,250 Why would they have guards there if they got the drugs out? 718 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,050 No, them crackers was protecting something. 719 00:54:47,100 --> 00:54:50,280 B.D., we checked every single crate, every stinking bottle. 720 00:54:51,030 --> 00:54:53,000 Man, l'm with you, Dynamite. 721 00:54:53,060 --> 00:54:55,110 That babbling cracker knew something. 722 00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:58,240 What that guard said, l keep running through my head. 723 00:54:59,030 --> 00:55:00,290 Code Kansas. 724 00:55:01,050 --> 00:55:03,170 "You people won't be so big anymore." 725 00:55:03,220 --> 00:55:05,160 Code Kansas. 726 00:55:05,210 --> 00:55:07,160 lt just don't make no damn sense. 727 00:55:07,210 --> 00:55:09,010 Hey, sweet thing. 728 00:55:09,060 --> 00:55:12,060 What don't make no sense is the service around this motherfucker. 729 00:55:12,110 --> 00:55:13,260 Bitch, do you see us? 730 00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:17,120 l'd like two sausage links, two sausage patties... 731 00:55:17,180 --> 00:55:20,040 ...two hot dogs, split down the middle twice, okay? 732 00:55:20,090 --> 00:55:21,250 Baloney, fry that up into a dome. 733 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,210 Slice that, take a spatula, smush fry it. 734 00:55:24,270 --> 00:55:26,070 And one waffle, please. 735 00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:27,220 l can get your waffle... 736 00:55:27,270 --> 00:55:30,040 ...but all we got is the chicken from last night. 737 00:55:30,090 --> 00:55:33,030 Now, l can bring you some of that if you want some meat. 738 00:55:34,070 --> 00:55:35,280 Chicken and waffles? 739 00:55:36,030 --> 00:55:37,180 That's it. 740 00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:42,070 Take it easy, brother. It ain't her fault. 741 00:55:42,130 --> 00:55:44,130 Sorry, sister, we all just a little uptight. 742 00:55:44,180 --> 00:55:47,010 But if you bring us some of them good-ass waffles... 743 00:55:47,060 --> 00:55:49,070 ...everything will be all right. 744 00:55:50,090 --> 00:55:52,220 Man, you guys ain't had no waffles like these. 745 00:55:52,270 --> 00:55:54,270 These waffles are so good... 746 00:55:55,030 --> 00:55:57,050 ...they're like they come from down South. 747 00:55:57,100 --> 00:55:59,220 These buttery motherfuckers will melt in your mouth. 748 00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:02,230 -Man, you ain't had no waffles-- -Wait. 749 00:56:03,250 --> 00:56:06,110 Bullhorn, what did you just say? 750 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,210 You said: 751 00:56:08,270 --> 00:56:11,190 "Melts in your mouth." 752 00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:14,270 Quick. 753 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:17,130 What else melts in your mouth? 754 00:56:17,180 --> 00:56:20,140 -M&M's. -Exactly. 755 00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:23,080 And not in your hands. 756 00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:26,170 -Yeah. -Yeah. 757 00:56:27,010 --> 00:56:28,030 And who makes M&M's? 758 00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:30,150 Mars Candy Company makes it. 759 00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,010 -Yeah, yeah. -That's right. 760 00:56:32,060 --> 00:56:34,280 And Mars is also-- 761 00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:38,290 -The Roman god of war. -That's what l'm telling you. 762 00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:41,220 Who is the Greek god of war? 763 00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:43,160 -Ares. -Right on. 764 00:56:43,210 --> 00:56:48,200 Now, you take Mars and spell it backwards, drop the S. 765 00:56:48,250 --> 00:56:50,180 -What is it? What did you get? -R-- 766 00:56:50,230 --> 00:56:52,040 Ram. That's right. 767 00:56:52,090 --> 00:56:56,190 And ram is the zodialogical sign for Aries. 768 00:56:57,070 --> 00:56:58,090 -Now dig. -That right. 769 00:56:58,140 --> 00:57:02,040 -Ares's half sister is Athena. -Now you're getting it. 770 00:57:02,100 --> 00:57:05,020 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Athena, Athens. 771 00:57:05,070 --> 00:57:08,050 Which is the capital of Greece. 772 00:57:08,100 --> 00:57:09,180 And as we all know... 773 00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:13,020 ...zodialogical astronomy was created by the Greeks in-- 774 00:57:13,070 --> 00:57:15,180 785 B.C. 775 00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:19,100 And 785 is the area code of Topeka. Oh, my God. 776 00:57:19,150 --> 00:57:23,180 785 is the area code to Topeka, Kansas. 777 00:57:23,230 --> 00:57:25,250 Code Kansas. 778 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:29,180 Now you take that, spell it backwards and drop the S 779 00:57:29,270 --> 00:57:32,200 Snake doc. Snake doctor, yeah. 780 00:57:33,020 --> 00:57:34,090 -Yes. -Yeah. 781 00:57:34,140 --> 00:57:35,170 And brothers... 782 00:57:35,220 --> 00:57:38,230 .,.who is the Greek demigod of medicine... 783 00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:42,120 ...who believed that snakes' tongues had mystical healing powers? 784 00:57:42,170 --> 00:57:44,170 Aesculapius, of course. 785 00:57:44,220 --> 00:57:48,230 He had a staff with snakes intertwining all around that bitch. 786 00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:50,280 They called it Aesculapius's staff. 787 00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:53,250 lt's a symbol the medical field uses to this day. 788 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,010 l've seen it. 789 00:57:55,060 --> 00:57:58,270 Now, what legend involving snakes... 790 00:57:59,030 --> 00:58:02,040 ...is in both Greek and Roman mythology? 791 00:58:02,090 --> 00:58:05,200 Now, come on. It involves Aesculapius's own father. 792 00:58:05,250 --> 00:58:07,080 Apollo. 793 00:58:08,140 --> 00:58:09,230 Yeah. Thanks, lady. 794 00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:10,290 That's right. 795 00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:17,140 Apollo slew the serpent at Delphi which was a big-ass snake. 796 00:58:17,190 --> 00:58:18,200 That's right. 797 00:58:18,260 --> 00:58:22,020 And what, brothers, is the biggest snake in the world? 798 00:58:22,070 --> 00:58:25,020 The South American anaconda. 799 00:58:25,070 --> 00:58:29,170 -What she said. -Anaconda Malt Liquor. 800 00:58:29,220 --> 00:58:33,120 And what is the slogan for Anaconda Malt Liquor? 801 00:58:33,170 --> 00:58:35,090 "Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you--" 802 00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:37,130 Gives you what? 803 00:58:38,190 --> 00:58:40,200 And who else is famous for: 804 00:58:41,060 --> 00:58:42,120 Little Richard. 805 00:58:42,180 --> 00:58:44,040 -Who? -Little Richard. 806 00:58:44,090 --> 00:58:47,060 So, what they're really saying is-- 807 00:58:47,110 --> 00:58:51,180 Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you Little Richard. 808 00:58:53,070 --> 00:58:56,020 What is another word for Richard? 809 00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:01,270 -Gunsmoke. Come on, get up. -Gunsmoke! 810 00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,010 Damn. 811 00:59:07,060 --> 00:59:11,030 Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you a little dick. 812 00:59:17,260 --> 00:59:19,220 Should we kill him? 813 00:59:21,270 --> 00:59:23,260 Man, do you want to live? 814 00:59:25,090 --> 00:59:27,140 l said, do you want to go on? 815 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:41,090 Man, this time these crackers have gone too far. 816 00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:45,040 -The warehouse. -The warehouse. 817 00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:50,240 Freeze, you jive-time suckers. 818 00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:53,150 Who's in charge? 819 00:59:54,180 --> 00:59:57,160 Brothers, make these honkies load this dick-shrinking poison... 820 00:59:57,210 --> 01:00:00,220 ...back into the warehouse so we can burn this mother down. 821 01:00:00,270 --> 01:00:02,250 Waste them if they make a sound. 822 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,180 l'm gonna go inside and find out who's running this shit. 823 01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:09,250 -AII right, men, move it. -Come on, you heard him. 824 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,210 Sucker, you drop it right there. 825 01:00:11,260 --> 01:00:13,280 -O'Leary? -That's right. 826 01:00:14,030 --> 01:00:16,110 Go ahead, guys, l got this. 827 01:00:17,190 --> 01:00:21,070 O'Leary, you son of a bitch. l should have known it was you. 828 01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:22,130 You should have. 829 01:00:22,180 --> 01:00:25,090 You were too busy and trying to lay that orphan mama... 830 01:00:25,140 --> 01:00:27,150 ...to not see what was in front of your face. 831 01:00:27,210 --> 01:00:30,160 You diabolical dick-shrinking motherfuckers. 832 01:00:30,210 --> 01:00:32,070 You were the leak all the time. 833 01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:34,130 And I bet you were behind Jimmy's death. 834 01:00:34,180 --> 01:00:36,110 Hey, man, l was just following orders. 835 01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:39,070 That's what a good soldier does, follow orders, unlike you. 836 01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:41,210 Everything's gotta be done the Black Dynamite way. 837 01:00:41,260 --> 01:00:43,010 l gave the order on Jimmy. 838 01:00:43,060 --> 01:00:45,060 l gave it to James, who gave it to the don. 839 01:00:45,110 --> 01:00:47,160 What good's it gonna do you now? 840 01:00:56,270 --> 01:01:00,010 The old birthday-candle trick from Nam. 841 01:01:00,070 --> 01:01:02,240 Just when you think it's out.... 842 01:01:04,270 --> 01:01:08,120 O'Leary. O'Leary, where are you? 843 01:01:08,170 --> 01:01:10,090 Yeah, who's this? 844 01:01:35,010 --> 01:01:41,160 Fellas, we going on a boat ride to Kung Fu Island. 845 01:01:48,020 --> 01:01:50,180 Hey, Black Dynamite, there's the island. 846 01:02:01,150 --> 01:02:02,290 Okay. 847 01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:05,190 Now. here's the plan. 848 01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:12,140 Yeah. 849 01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:15,100 Okay, let's split up. 850 01:02:36,100 --> 01:02:38,180 He's here. 851 01:02:42,150 --> 01:02:43,200 We kicked their ass. 852 01:02:43,250 --> 01:02:46,000 Power to the people, brothers. 853 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,150 This is it, brothers. 854 01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:52,100 -This is where we stick it to the Man. -Yeah. 855 01:02:52,150 --> 01:02:53,270 Now. let's go get that lab. 856 01:02:56,010 --> 01:02:57,150 All right, let's go. 857 01:02:59,180 --> 01:03:03,240 You know, when we get back home, l'm gonna retire from the revolution. 858 01:03:03,290 --> 01:03:05,080 Start a family. 859 01:03:05,130 --> 01:03:06,250 Show this picture. 860 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,050 That's Betty Jo. 861 01:03:08,110 --> 01:03:10,140 Yeah, right on, yeah. 862 01:03:10,190 --> 01:03:13,150 Buy a home in the country. Raise our own fruits and vegetables. 863 01:03:13,210 --> 01:03:15,120 Bake our own bread, know what l mean? 864 01:03:15,170 --> 01:03:16,270 Bake our own-- 865 01:03:19,170 --> 01:03:22,060 Who saw that coming--? Who saw where that came from? 866 01:03:23,070 --> 01:03:24,250 Let's go. 867 01:03:53,210 --> 01:03:56,270 l should've known you would be behind this, Fiendish Dr. Wu. 868 01:03:57,190 --> 01:04:01,020 Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications... 869 01:04:01,070 --> 01:04:04,170 ...is only out-matched by your zest for kung-fu treachery. 870 01:04:05,220 --> 01:04:12,070 Your kung fu is quite extraordinary, Black Dynamite. 871 01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:13,270 But no match for mine. 872 01:04:15,090 --> 01:04:18,140 You should have joined us when you had the chance. 873 01:04:18,190 --> 01:04:21,070 But now you must die. 874 01:04:21,130 --> 01:04:24,150 Man, l'll take this jive-ass turkey. 875 01:04:24,290 --> 01:04:26,090 Bullhorn, no. 876 01:04:28,290 --> 01:04:31,130 Bullhorn, no. 877 01:04:31,180 --> 01:04:35,210 At long last, our friendship bonded by the struggle against the Man... 878 01:04:35,260 --> 01:04:39,070 ...has been brought to an end by kung-fu treachery. 879 01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:43,120 Brother, your death will not go unavenged. 880 01:04:43,170 --> 01:04:47,230 Fiendish Dr. Wu, you done fucked up now. 881 01:04:48,250 --> 01:04:50,210 Get him. 882 01:05:07,230 --> 01:05:12,240 You must try the Wu family Red Silk Kung Fu. 883 01:05:23,060 --> 01:05:25,090 Black Dynamite Panther Fist. 884 01:06:26,110 --> 01:06:28,160 What the fuck, huh? 885 01:06:28,220 --> 01:06:30,110 Keep your eye on Black Dynamite. 886 01:06:39,260 --> 01:06:41,230 Looking for me? 887 01:06:46,070 --> 01:06:50,270 Can you see where l'm coming from, you jive motherfucker? 888 01:06:53,110 --> 01:06:56,020 No rush, huh? Come on, huh? 889 01:06:57,260 --> 01:06:59,270 You told him to keep an eye out for me. 890 01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:13,050 l threw that shit before l walked in the room. 891 01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:23,190 l wanna know who's pulling your strings. 892 01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:26,030 Now start talking. Talk. 893 01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:30,080 -I said, start talking. -Okay. 894 01:07:30,130 --> 01:07:32,170 Your government has been preoccupied... 895 01:07:32,220 --> 01:07:34,290 ...with building the bigger penis for years. 896 01:07:39,140 --> 01:07:40,210 What's this green one? 897 01:07:40,260 --> 01:07:43,160 lt did exactly opposite of what it was intended. 898 01:07:44,090 --> 01:07:49,010 lt made the penis shrivel to the size of a 2-month-old snapping turtle. 899 01:07:49,060 --> 01:07:51,190 This is what you've been putting in the malt liquor? 900 01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:54,010 l was under orders. 901 01:07:54,230 --> 01:07:56,110 They threatened to fire me. 902 01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:59,020 Speaking of fire. 903 01:08:00,190 --> 01:08:03,270 Suddenly, l'd like to leave your island. 904 01:08:04,020 --> 01:08:05,290 No! No! 905 01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,150 No. 906 01:08:18,150 --> 01:08:20,050 You dirty motherfucker. 907 01:08:25,250 --> 01:08:28,100 Hey, Black Dynamite, I found a helicopter. 908 01:08:28,150 --> 01:08:30,000 Quick, give me a hairpin. 909 01:08:43,140 --> 01:08:45,100 What's in the briefcase, Black Dynamite? 910 01:08:45,160 --> 01:08:46,270 How far does this all go, man? 911 01:08:47,020 --> 01:08:49,100 Cream Corn, this goes all the way to the top. 912 01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:53,160 And when l say top, l mean the tippety-top. 913 01:08:53,210 --> 01:08:56,200 There it is, Black Dynamite. The Honky House. 914 01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:58,160 l'm going down. 915 01:08:58,270 --> 01:09:00,210 -This shouldn't take long. -Whoa, hey-- 916 01:09:00,260 --> 01:09:03,080 -Take the controls. -What are you talking about? 917 01:09:04,260 --> 01:09:06,070 Whoa, hey, hey, man. 918 01:09:09,030 --> 01:09:10,220 Son of a bitch. 919 01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:18,220 Cream Corn, no! 920 01:10:40,050 --> 01:10:42,200 l should have known it was you all the time. 921 01:10:42,250 --> 01:10:47,030 l should have asked myself, ''Who's the man so wicked... 922 01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:50,080 ...so cruel to serve smack to the orphanage... 923 01:10:50,130 --> 01:10:55,090 ...kill my brother Jimmy, and put out a drug to shrink black men's dicks?" 924 01:10:55,250 --> 01:10:59,290 Only one man, and that's you, Tricky Dick. 925 01:11:05,110 --> 01:11:09,100 So l'm here to deliver you one presidential ass-whooping. 926 01:11:11,010 --> 01:11:12,270 Black Dynamite. 927 01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:15,250 There is a perfectly... 928 01:11:17,050 --> 01:11:20,260 ...reasonable explanation for that. 929 01:11:26,150 --> 01:11:28,250 Showtime, motherfucker. 930 01:11:29,010 --> 01:11:31,000 Fucking... 931 01:11:32,110 --> 01:11:34,150 Black Dynamite. 932 01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:36,260 Who the fuck would duck...? 933 01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:41,010 Piece of shit. 934 01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:07,220 Don't fuck with me. 935 01:12:08,070 --> 01:12:10,120 Motherfucker. 936 01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:37,190 Take your filthy black hands off the presidential dinnerware... 937 01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:39,120 ...you moon cricket. 938 01:13:42,070 --> 01:13:45,210 And now, Black Dynamite, you must die. 939 01:13:58,190 --> 01:14:00,120 You had enough, Mr. President? 940 01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:04,010 You'll never get away with this. 941 01:14:04,060 --> 01:14:06,060 Watch me, you little insecure cracker. 942 01:14:06,110 --> 01:14:08,050 You think by shrinking our johnsons... 943 01:14:08,100 --> 01:14:10,110 ...it's gonna make your situation any better? 944 01:14:10,170 --> 01:14:13,270 That's your problem, Tricky Dick. You are paranoid. 945 01:14:14,020 --> 01:14:16,130 Like sending those two-bit crooks to Watergate. 946 01:14:16,180 --> 01:14:18,070 For what? 947 01:14:18,260 --> 01:14:20,170 For these? 948 01:14:22,160 --> 01:14:23,150 -Look at you. -What? 949 01:14:23,210 --> 01:14:25,200 You lost it all, turkey. 950 01:14:28,250 --> 01:14:30,130 -Kill me. -Say what? 951 01:14:30,180 --> 01:14:32,290 -Kill me. -No. 952 01:14:33,050 --> 01:14:34,190 That's the easy way out for you. 953 01:14:34,250 --> 01:14:37,210 Unless you want the rest of this freaky shit to hit the news... 954 01:14:37,260 --> 01:14:40,030 ...l suggest you take care of me and my people. 955 01:14:40,090 --> 01:14:41,100 Can you dig it? 956 01:14:42,210 --> 01:14:44,060 l said, can you dig it? 957 01:14:44,110 --> 01:14:45,220 Yes, l can dig it. 958 01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:48,000 Thought you could. 959 01:15:17,050 --> 01:15:21,170 First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped you into that china cabinet. 960 01:15:21,220 --> 01:15:24,050 l used excessive force. 961 01:15:24,100 --> 01:15:26,130 Oftentimes, l cross the line... 962 01:15:26,180 --> 01:15:29,130 ...but I try to do so in the name of what's right. 963 01:15:29,180 --> 01:15:32,150 Most of the time, the ends justifies the means. 964 01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:36,290 But in this case, l feel like l betrayed my own code of ethics... 965 01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:40,000 ...and for that, sugar, l apologize. 966 01:15:40,130 --> 01:15:42,130 But l shot at you. 967 01:15:42,180 --> 01:15:44,280 l tried to kill you, Black Dynamite. 968 01:15:45,170 --> 01:15:48,140 This is true, but you did not connect. 969 01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:49,280 You shot a plate. 970 01:15:50,030 --> 01:15:53,010 Had you connected, maybe pimp-slapping you into that... 971 01:15:53,060 --> 01:15:55,010 ...might have been justified. 972 01:15:55,060 --> 01:15:57,090 But l feel l crossed the line. 973 01:15:57,150 --> 01:16:00,080 And for that, please accept my apology. 974 01:16:01,010 --> 01:16:02,040 l do. 975 01:16:02,090 --> 01:16:03,220 l do, it's just-- 976 01:16:03,270 --> 01:16:07,140 Oh, Black Dynamite, you're so righteous. 977 01:16:07,190 --> 01:16:09,250 This is also true. 978 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,240 Because whenever there's injustice... 979 01:16:12,220 --> 01:16:13,240 ...wrongs to be-- 980 01:16:13,290 --> 01:16:16,100 Oh, Black Dynamite. 981 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:20,170 Go on, honey. 982 01:16:21,110 --> 01:16:25,190 Because wherever there's injustice, wrongs to be righted... 983 01:16:25,240 --> 01:16:28,290 ...innocents to be defended, Black Dynamite will be there... 984 01:16:29,050 --> 01:16:31,140 ...delivering ass-whoopings. 985 01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:34,190 And I will not hesitate to lay the hammer down on any clown... 986 01:16:34,250 --> 01:16:36,050 ...that comes around. 987 01:16:36,100 --> 01:16:40,050 Because if they wanna fight, they best come see me... 988 01:16:40,100 --> 01:16:42,280 ...because I'm Black Dynamite. 989 01:19:43,250 --> 01:19:46,040 How you doing with that midget girl you sent out? 990 01:19:46,090 --> 01:19:48,250 Man, she keeps coming up short. 991 01:20:02,250 --> 01:20:04,280 And better no nigga mess with me, neither. 992 01:20:05,040 --> 01:20:08,230 l would jump on him, all 93 pounds of dynamite. 993 01:20:08,290 --> 01:20:10,240 That's right. 994 01:20:23,170 --> 01:20:27,230 So l says, ''Bitch, you look like you need a pimp in your life.'' 995 01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:29,180 She said, ''l got a pimp.'' 996 01:20:29,230 --> 01:20:32,140 l said, ''Shit, that nigga ain't no pimp. 997 01:20:32,190 --> 01:20:35,000 He a valet for ho's." 998 01:20:44,130 --> 01:20:46,110 It's called the Mo Bitches Variety Pack. 999 01:20:46,160 --> 01:20:47,170 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 1000 01:20:47,220 --> 01:20:51,140 l send out a big ho, a little ho, a skinny ho, and one Navajo. 1001 01:20:51,220 --> 01:20:54,110 -Is that right? -That's right. 1002 01:21:20,080 --> 01:21:22,130 Take that, you cracker-ass cracker. 1003 01:21:22,180 --> 01:21:26,080 All right, girls, let's take them down. 1004 01:21:48,170 --> 01:21:51,080 l only do two things well in this world. 1005 01:21:51,130 --> 01:21:56,290 l take money from bitches and l sell drugs to the community. 1006 01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:16,150 l had to send your ho back the other day. 1007 01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:17,270 -No? -Yeah, man. 1008 01:22:18,020 --> 01:22:21,240 She reckless eyeballing and carrying on. 1009 01:22:21,290 --> 01:22:26,010 She fine, but l said, ''Hey, your man is bona fide.'' 1010 01:22:26,060 --> 01:22:28,100 See? You're a righteous pimp. 1011 01:22:28,150 --> 01:22:30,240 Shit, the real pimping lives here. 1012 01:22:30,290 --> 01:22:32,060 lt ain't ego. 1013 01:22:32,120 --> 01:22:34,260 That's how we go. You like that? 1014 01:23:00,180 --> 01:23:03,160 You gotta cross the lines sometimes. 1015 01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:09,030 Sometimes to do the right thing, you got to do the ugly thing. 1016 01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:14,240 You know people, they don't want to see the cow killed... 1017 01:23:14,290 --> 01:23:16,250 ...they just want their steak on a plate. 1018 01:23:17,010 --> 01:23:18,100 Can you dig it? 1019 01:23:40,140 --> 01:23:42,120 Good evening, gentlemen. 1020 01:23:43,290 --> 01:23:46,010 Who let that nigga in my house?