Hello.
False.
Running, reading.
Going out, living in...
... rural areas.
Watch a movie. If the film is good.
Smart, of course. Well.
Beautiful, if, but not the main one.
Someone who can be invited to discuss.
I think communication is the key.
First Name: John Last Name: Buckingham
LOVE FROM RUSSIA
♪ The most beautiful girl in the world ♪
♪ Picks my ties out ♪ ♪ She eats my candy ♪
♪ She drinks my brandy ♪
♪ The most beautiful girl in the world ♪
Alright.
If you think about it, English is only a small island.
I mean, I know even though it's that small but gives you a choice of 20 million girls.
However, if you live in a small city and you are a busy person,...
... then you won't get a chance to meet them all.
But I should never believe in things like...
... fall in love with a girl neighbor.
I mean, first, I've never had a girl neighbor.
But someone said that...
... can you meet your true love in a local supermarket?
We all have someone in our past.
People who have died, for example.
At least we once had someone, who was buried on the porch of the house.
Of course I'm not serious.
I can say that some people, are seen in passing,...
... maybe I don't understand what I did.
They might think what I did is rather sad.
I think this is a pretty brave act.
Brave enough... Worth to do.
Please note, flight 236 from Moscow has landed.
Passengers will exit through gate seven.
This is a security notification.
Please keep an eye on your default items...... ... so as not to trigger a security warning.
Flight 179 from Rome has landed.
Passengers will exit through gate nine.
Nadia?
I... I'm John.
Alright.
Is that all your stuff?
Yes.
My house is about 64 km from here.
Maybe you could see it on the map.
Close to London, but still city too.
I have a problem with ants,...
... because the weather is warmer.
I can't find the nest.
This is... It's weird, isn't it?
Yes.
I mean ants, understand? My problem with ants.
To be honest.
It looks like it's going to rain.
Apparently you are a smoker. I don't think smokers.
Sorry, do you understand what I said?
- Yes. - Good. Nice.
- Or should I talk more slowly? - Yes.
Ap-- Do you listen or should I talk more slowly?
Yes.
Umm...
Are you a giraffe?
Yes.
geez.
God!
WELCOME TO NADIA
This is John Buckingham from St. Albans.
There is an urgent matter that I have to talk about.
There was an error. He can't speak English.
I repeat. He can't speak English.
Please contact me as soon as possible.
This is very important.
Ooh.
Your letter is in English.
The language is good. You said had studied English.
Wait a minute. Um...
- This is for you. - I can't accept it.
I can't accept it.
I'm not a person who likes to use rings.
Come on.
Alright. This is not a serious problem.
Yes. Thank you.
With John Buckingham again.
If someone is there, can you immediately contact me?
This is an emergency. I repeat... Emergency.
Exactly.
Percival Lowell, who predicted the existence of the planet Pluto,...
... is someone who supports the theory that intelligent beings...
... ever existed in the Solar System, on which planet?
- Neptune. - Mars.
Right.
That number again... Albans. 0724935.
I will stay overnight at home.
If you receive this message, if someone receives this message...
You should go out now.
We will... We will talk tomorrow morning.
Ap--
Ohh...
Ahh...
Ohh... Ahh...
Oh...
Ahh... Ahh...
Ahh...
This is from Mr. Buckingham again.
It's Monday around 7:16 in the morning.
Please contact me as soon as possible, immediately after this message is received.
Thank you.
You contacted "From Russia With Love."
If something makes you interested with our service,...
... please leave a message...
Nadia...
This will fail. Sorry.
I ordered a plane ticket for you.
Today. Sorry.
John Buckingham, annual assessment Deputy Head of the New Division.
"John listens to and understands well."
"When communicating, he chose the most efficient method,...
"... and showed ability effective verbal communication... "
"... in dealing with customers and colleagues work.
Can you please clear this check?
John, is your weekend fun?
Uh, yeah, it's pretty fun.
Is there something special?
None. Do you want to pay 10 pounds?
"In January, John almost got a promotion..."
"... to become the new Head of Division in his branch office..."
"... but rewarded in March,..."
"... when he was in charge trusted storage room."
"This is an award for 10 years of dedication."
"Relationship with Customers."
"Although John is sometimes passive in interacting with customers,..."
"... but on one occasion, John showed very good communication skills..."
"... with customers who have trouble."
"Troubleshooting."
"John identified various problems correctly."
"He is generally able to solve or minimize various problems..."
"... before these problems became a serious problem."
"As with locals, John is easily recognized by customers,..." "... so that it becomes an added value..."
"... to maintain a long-term relationship."
"Even though John is still reluctant or has problems in..."
"... establish a new relationship directly."
"Decision."
"John is able to make decisions in various fields of work."
"John followed the instructions carefully..."
"... and very good in applying it."
"In various situations, is responsible..."
"... to the action and the results of the decision."
"Overall, John holds the main principles in Modern Banking."
"He understands and is responsive to..."
"... power structure at the ground level."
"In conclusion, John should be satisfied with his performance."
"This is a consideration for becoming an annual role model employee."
"Not much different from last year."
Thank you. I think it's very reasonable.
Ooh.
Oh.
And...
Lay it down.
Good, good. Very good.
Now, how does it feel, John?
It feels good. Strange.
This is called "Trust and Resignation".
Believe... And...
Resign.
TODAY
I made a cup of tea.
- Are you okay? - Bad day.
Sorry?
mm-mm. Today... a bad day.
Bad day.
I don't understand.
Mmm.
- Today. - Today.
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
- Birthday. - Yes. Happy Birthday.
Party.
- Yes! Party. Party. - Pes-ta!
- Yes. - Party.
Yes. Party, party.
♪ Happy birthday ♪
♪ Happy birthday, beloved Nadia ♪
Oh!
Let me do it.
Sorry I'm late.
I told you I must have come.
- I told you she's beautiful. - Yes.
John!
Hey, John! John, John, John, my friends!
Hey, let me see you.
Oh, cool, cool.
cool.
Seben-- Just a moment.
Nadia, introduce my new guitarist, Alexei.
Alexei, this is Nadia.
You will like it. He is a riot.
Happy Birthday.
How does it feel, huh?
We can't drink our own urine, isn't that like John?
Tung-- Wait a minute. Um, sorry. Who are you?
Glass, get a few glasses.
Sorry.
Uh, what are you doing... What are you doing here?
Sorry, you didn't listen?
for a moment. He can't speak Russian?
- You can't. - He can't speak Russian!
You don't speak Russian?
at all?
Say, uh, say this is my friends.
How to say "friends" in English?
Friends, friends! Nadia, Yuri... Friends.
- He has a nice house. - Yes, Yes, Yes.
I want to say if you might come...
- But... - Yes.
Nadia...
He wants to tell you, you know,...
English is messy, no one can speak Russian,...
... so this really, is really difficult for him.
The lamp... for the cake.
Alright, Nadia... Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday...
Wait, wait, wait.
First I have to know who you are.
We're Russian.
- Yes, I know. - Good.
And?
And what? Oh, from the beginning.
Alright. Nadia is my cousin's sister.
Even though it's not a cousin's younger brother, we still call him a cousin sister.
- It's okay, right? - Wait a minute.
So you guys... you two are Nadia's cousins?
What?
No, no, no. Alexei can't speak English.
We are actors.
Even though he's a musician, but he's very, very good.
I'm not very good at it, is just playing.
He makes me look like a fool.
He smoked me.
No, I mean not "fishing for me". Understand, right?
What?
You... you say "smoke" in England?
No.
Alright, so I can say "he smoked me", right?
So I came to England with other artists to perform.
Then I met a crazy person from this Novgorod.
I told him about you, about women, and birthday cakes.
And... That's how it is!
La-- So how long have you been in England?
Oh, plan. Come on.
Plans are only for the architects, politicians, not for us.
Uh, but you must have a visa or something?
Are you asking for my papers?
- No. - Yes, you asked for it.
Hey, hey, it's okay. He asked for my passport.
Hey, show me your passport.
Alright John.
I've already spent a few pounds.
- Come on, John. - Don't bother him.
John. John, come on.
- Is there a lighter? - Wait a minute.
Alright.
John, nobody wants you to tell your fiance?
Maybe to your prospective wife, I can understand.
But... Come on. Speak and I will translate if you want, understand?
I'll help you.
Hello.
- Hello. - Hello.
He said "hello" to you, John.
Good. Continue.
Um...
Do you like it in England?
That's a classic question.
Do you like it in England?
Yes.
Wow! Thank God he said "yes"!
Continue.
My mind is suddenly empty.
Tell him I have the secret I want to convey.
Good, now Nadia has a secret that she wants to convey.
What?
Come on.
I saw it at the airport.
Good.
He said, if he saw you at the airport.
I saw you standing near the gate.
He said, in my childhood,...
... My father has this beautiful keker, to see birds.
Binoculars.
Binoculars, True. What his father got from war.
I suppose the binoculars are as cameras,...
... and pretending to take pictures various things I like.
The day before I left Russia,...
... My father gave me the old binoculars.
Then he said, when he saw you, he was far away...
... and see you through the binoculars.
And if you are a bad person, I can just run away.
He said, he took pictures...
... and remember it. Personally photographing people.
Alright. We take photos.
closer. Closer. Good.
Hey! Like in Hollywood, right? Come on.
- One... Two... Three! - Three!
Ahh!
John.
Ahhh.
John.
Huh?
John...
John, John, John, John, John!
John...
We can see you. Come here. Come here.
Hello John.
Johnny!
Want rabbit meat?
Hangovers for yesterday.
- Do you want to? - No, no. thanks.
Aww! Aww! Aww!
Hey, John! John! Hey, John!
John, look!
- Something on your face. - What?
Stop it! Sick!
One... Two... Three!
I won! I win!
I won! I won!
Oii!
Oii! Oii!
What are you doing? I can't breathe.
Brutes!
Never touch me again!
Hey. Hey.
I told you not to disturb him.
- Can you not bother him? - Do not interfere.
Hey.
So... I'm really sorry,...
... but I have to ask you to leave.
Oh, I'm sorry, John.
Mom-- Not you.
Oh, it's my fault.
Should I come alone?
It's okay. You may stay tonight.
I'm sorry. I don't really know him.
Alright. Tomorrow morning we leave.
Good night, Yuri.
Thank you very much, John. You are very generous.
- Thank you, John. - John.
Thank you, John.
Good night, John.
What's wrong?
- I'm sorry, John. - What happened?
You kicked me out?
Sit down! Sit! Sit!
- What did he say? - Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit!
Alexei! Alexei! Don't touch him!
Do you think you are better than me?
Please, Alexei.
Don't interfere!
Now we will see. Does he have courage.
- Lower the kettle! - What?
You have a good job and your big house,...
... but you still have to pay for a woman?
I don't understand.
You bought it. We see what he means to you.
God!
- What are you doing? - What do you want?
Money! Cash!
Ah, John?
John, this is Robert Moseley, Deputy Head of the New Southeast Asia Division.
Robert, this is John Buckingham.
- Hello John. - Hello.
I think you can guide us this morning, become our tour guide?
- Alright. - Can you play?
Yes, I can.
John...
... it always surprises us with its hidden talent.
I once had a music group. Keyboard player.
Like... a heavy rock group, uh, heavy rock group Marillion.
- Oh yes, "Script For a Jester's Tear." - Yes.
Come on, maestro. Play a song.
Later.
Make a good first impression, John.
Alright.
Good morning, John. Hey, can you play a song for us?
- Later. - OK.
This is, uh...
This, um...
This is where we do "Believe..."
"Trust and surrender."
Yes. We did not do this before the fourth quarter.
The result... Is it useful?
- Yes. - It will feel strange at first.
I feel like, um, happy and scared at the same time.
- Isn't that right, John? - Yes.
No, no, we start seeing the results.
This is Karen, she's the one, uh, she's the instructor.
- Hi. Robert. - Hi. Hi.
So what exactly is this about?
This is called "Resignation and Belief". A kind of game...
Excuse me.
Hey, John. Moseley is here.
Yes, I'll play the song later.
This is strange, isn't it?
Very good. Then if you wish to exchange places with your colleagues,...
... we will try alternately.
Take position and hold it.
Position of penguin arms...
... and the one behind, please flex your knee.
Get ready... get ready to catch them.
Ready?
And...
Lay it down.
I'm very sorry, John. Very sorry.
Come on, turn on the damn car!
Breaking!
Tell him he got the he wanted.
- And ask him to release Nadia. - Thank you, John.
Thank you very much.
I love you.
I will always love you.
Guess what.
Fifty thousand pounds.
Sixty four thousand, eight hundred pounds.
There are more than ninety thousand pounds in here.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Woo! Yes!
The money is divided into three.
- You owe me 150 pounds. - What for?
I paid you for a whole week.
What do I pay for?
When we go to Hard Rock cafe.
When we go to see "Cats", who pays?
That's a normal thing in friendship.
Miser basis.
- Do you think? - Yes!
Hey!
What is the shape of the "Cats"? [Home]
Cats...
Not bad.
- Yes, the cats are pretty good. - I'll give three...
Three stars.
- Decoration, good decoration. - The decoration is special.
Everything is so big.
Trash cans, bathrooms... so you feel the size of a cat.
Very impressive.
So...
Tell me...
... how many times do you have to make love to him?
Two?
Three?
You scared me with that kettle.
How is your condition?
Are you okay?
Listen, uh, I showed you something.
Maybe this can make you easier to understand.
Look, uh, see...
Uh, this is, uh... German man.
Understood?
This is, uh... Swiss.
This is, uh... a Greek.
Greek man.
This is, uh... a bookie.
This is a fat guy. Look at?
And this, this is you.
Listen, John, you know...
They are not... They are not as good as you.
You shouldn't feel sad.
Alright, I need your ring.
Thank you.
This is enough, right?
Now we can stop.
Do you want to stop?
Yes.
Then stop.
What is this?
What? It is nothing. Burns.
- Huh? Scrap? - No. This is because of cooking.
On both wrists?
I told you, This is because of cooking.
Are you lying?
And that story. About the binoculars...
... does that really happen?
I want to play online. There is a granturismo game.
Good luck playing.
Listen.
I made you something.
Wear it. I want to see what's on your body.
- Do you like it? - Yes.
- Thank you. - Thank you. thanks.
We will have a baby.
- What? - Yes.
I'm pregnant.
- What? - We will have a baby.
I'm nauseous for a week.
This is your baby.
What should we do with that baby?
Think of a name for him.
John has been with us for ten years,...
... and I think, I speak represents everything.
When I said I wish he was, uh, I hope he was rewarded with 10 years.
Banks demand a high commitment for each of their employees.
The bank seems to say; "This is all the money, don't steal it".
We are convinced of this kind of thing, so it's not about money.
I sit next to it for years.
And, uh, he looks very normal.
It's not suspicious.
Ah!
Ouch!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ohh!
Ooh!
Ooooooh.
Ooh... Ooh...
Ooh.
Ahhh!
Good.
My lips hurt.
Good morning. What do you want to order?
Uh...
I ordered espresso with...
With crochet or mini pastry.
Our croissies must be ordered in packages with a light breakfast menu.
Then I'll just order coffee.
One coffee. And you, sir?
He ordered coffee too.
To make it easier, understand?
To be faster.
I planned carefully.
If I don't speak English, the victims, they...
They are more quickly deceived.
Listen, they don't blame you.
When a bank employee does this, they... they will understand.
Your life will return to normal.
Hmm.
Oh yeah, I'm sure... I'm sure you hate that bank, right?
Why did you order me too?
If you just want to make love, go to the place of prostitution.
The fact is, I've done it.
Ouch!
- This is the order. - Very good.
- Amazing. thanks. - I do not want. Take it back.
Leave it alone.
- Thank you. - You are welcome.
Oh, sorry. Um...
Where are we?
Uh, we're just outside Newbury.
Do you know where is the nearest police station?
Um... if I'm not mistaken in Marlborough.
Two intersections in that direction.
One or two. I forgot.
About five or ten minutes?
Less than ten minutes. Not far away.
Good. Perfect. Thank you.
- You're welcome. - Thank you.
John, uh...
John...
I need your help.
Ooh.
You must have thought I was the most deaf person in the world.
I know you only want to torture me.
That's right, irresistible.
Then, you-you... you just want...
How to say...
Revenge!
In everything. If that is possible.
You can't hurt me because I've suffered.
Well, Nadia...
If you think everything is the same I can't possibly slap you.
My name is not Nadia.
John, in Russia, it is difficult for women to work.
Sometimes you get dragged into something.
And can't get out, ka--
- Start again. - What?
None, continue. Actually I'm waiting for the continuation of this story.
- What? - Story about...
"Winter in Russia is very heavy so we have to be cannibals."
"It's very cold there, so we have to go to England to make love to keep warm."
I just said, the life of a woman there is very difficult.
I'm sure not.
Some of the world is not like Albans, John.
Thank God then.
So... Alexei, is certainly not his real name...
- He will come back. - Sorry?
He forgot to take my ticket and passport, it's obvious he wants to see me again.
Yes, actually, yes. Yes.
I also tend to tie up and leave the woman I want to meet again.
No, but they're the ones who bind you.
I'm lining up on inspection,...
... and it feels like I put an bag on the floor...
All right, can you explain in more detail, ma'am?
- Where is the toilet? - What?
- I want to throw up. Where is the toilet? - Don't start again.
- Seriously! I want to throw up! - Don't start again.
Good trick. Do you think I'm stupid?
Where is the toilet?
What, beautiful?
Where is the toilet?
Through the door, then go up the stairs, the toilet is on the left.
You're pregnant... right?
Can I help you?
Hmm?
sir?
Can I help you?
Hmm...
None.
Thank you.
Finally, a bank employee today is a fugitive...
... after stealing £ 90,000 from his own office in broad daylight.
John Buckingham, who lives single...
... and has worked there for more than ten years,...
... is considered a hard worker by his boss.
Now the police are chasing an old orange car...
Gosh.
We better avoid this path.
- Is your passport available? - There is.
- When is your flight? - Tomorrow.
I want you to know... I appreciate this.
Sorry, because I you are a fugitive.
John...
So during your childhood, travel around Russia with your binoculars...
Do you think,...
"When I grow up, I want to make love with lots of strangers,..."
"... steal their homes, jobs, and dignity.
" But what I want to do the most is... "
"... live independently, fall into poverty, get impregnated, get pregnant... "
... then back to Moscow up Aeroflot?"
Then tell me, John...
Did you just say; "When growing up,..."
"... what I want is settled in this city,..."
"... with this job I hate, home with a herd of ants,...
"... and a big bag of pornographic magazines and viedoes,... "
"... then order woman from Russia to be a wife,... "
"... then she fell in love with me? "
What do you expect, John?
What is your biggest hope who wants to be realized?
Hey, John. They're looking for this car.
This is not a good plan.
NADIA
"To Nadia."
"You are..."
"... girl in this world..."
"... the one I want to meet the most."
What will happen?
Is the airport still far away?
What will we do, John?
"Newly built, villa with two bedrooms...
"... located above the port village with rocky hillside. "
" Has a private swimming pool. "
Oh, shit. Cigarettes run out. So what happened between you and the blonde?
What?
Uh, with... with those slanted eyes.
The photo in your closet .
Hmm?
It's none of your business. His eyes are not slanted.
Did he leave you?
Come on.
Hmm? No need to be shy. Did he leave you?
Who is he leaving you for? The boss?
Your friends?
A woman!
He died.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I, uh...
I... don't know why I said that.
He is still alive.
He is still...
- What? - Umm...
I don't know. Forgive me.
Is she still alive?
Laugh out loud.
Continue.
Damn.
You have to stop smoking.
You are pregnant and you smoke like a possessed person.
- I tried to stop. - But it failed.
- I smoke a lot when I'm sad. - You really deserve it.
Yes, maybe I want to die.
- Don't you want me to die? - I don't want anyone to die.
Oh, except for the "slanted eye".
Except for the "slanted eye".
Then why is it over?
I don't know.
Hmm.
What's the name?
What's your name?
Mmm...
There are still three hours left.
Maybe I can treat you a cup of coffee.
No need. I should not have been here.
I guess... I think I should just go.
What will you do?
Uh...
I don't know.
I got this, uh...
This is for you.
No need, thank you.
Don't. Come on Why is it rejected?
Goodbye.
Passengers with flights BCC 003 to Dusseldorf...
... please go to gate nineteen immediately.
... because the plane will depart soon.
Excuse me, can you show me where you have to take the bus that goes to the Tate gallery?
- Tate Gallery? - Yes.
- Excuse me, sir. - Wait a minute, sir.
Excuse me. Sorry.
Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me.
To the Sky Grand hotel, across the street.
Damn it!
The Sky Grand hotel shuttle bus will arrive in 15 minutes...
Two Russians who have just arrived with a woman.
What is their room number?
Sorry, sir. Unfortunately we can't tell the room number.
I just want... There are items left behind...
The item is left in my cab.
We make sure he receives it.
Excuse me. Two Russians stay here.
Do you know on what floor they are staying?
Yes, of course.
And... and, um...
So, on what floor are they?
We only have one floor.
Thank you.
Gosh.
God!
So you came back here just to rob me?
Isn't that right?
Now we break even.
I...
Panic.
I'm sorry...
We are a matching couple.
I still have a return ticket...
... or to Spain.
Come with us.
Alright!
John!
What are you doing? Hah?
What is John doing here?
Be careful.
That's the lighter that I gave you...
... as a Christmas present, right?
Don't hurt him! Stop it!
What do you care about?
She's here because of me!
You mean...
Do you mean you guys are dating?
No! We are not dating! Not what you think!
I told you.
I thought...
I thought something had happened.
You don't know anything...
... and I'm not yours.
If you love him so much, let's see you do it.
Do it.
I want to see the way you do it.
What did he say?
Come on. Show me.
Don't force me.
I'll mess with this place.
You know I'll do it.
Don't!
Do it.
You hate me, even though I show you the World.
Don't leave me here. Give at least my share.
Your part is in his coat.
The passengers on flight 461 aim for Moscow,...
... please go to gate departure number four.
The plane will depart soon.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Goodbye.
Then what will you do?
I don't know...
- Other work. - Promise?
Promise.
Goodbye.
This suit is not mine.
It's not mine either.
I don't want it.
- I can't accept it. - It is okay.
You can use it for your baby needs.
Do you know...
You always surprise me.
Do you know, when I say if I can't speak Russian?
Actually I'm afraid makes you disappointed.
That's a long trip for a date.
I know.
The gate for flight 1311 to Moscow has been closed...
But... I don't know you.
Likewise with me.
What will happen?
Alexei?
Kampret.
Airport! Airport! Fast! Fast!
Give the coat.
- What? - Just give it to me.
Do you say "yes"?
- Say "da". - Da.
Are you okay?
Da (yes).
Are you scared?
Da.
Are you a giraffe?
Da.
My name is Sophia.
Sophia.
Hello, Sophia.
My name is still John.
Hello, John.
SOMETHIN 'STUPID ROBIN WILLIAMS Feat NICOLE KIDMAN
♪ I know I stand in line until you think ♪
♪ You have the time to spend an evening with me ♪
♪ And if we go someplace to dance ♪
♪ I know that there's a chance you will leave with me ♪
♪ Then afterwards we drop into a quiet little place ♪
♪ And have a drink or two ♪
♪ And then I go and spoil it all ♪
♪ By saying something stupid like "I love you" ♪
♪ I can see it in your eyes ♪
♪ You still despise the same old lines ♪ ♪ You heard the night before ♪
♪ And though it's just a line to you ♪ ♪ For me it's true ♪
♪ And it's never been so right before ♪
♪ I practice every day ♪
♪ To find some clever lines to say ♪
♪ To make the meaning come true ♪
♪ But then I think I'll wait until the evening gets late ♪
♪ And I'm alone with you ♪
♪ The time is right your perfume fills my head ♪
♪ The stars get red and, oh, the night is so blue ♪
♪ And then I go and spoil it all ♪
♪ By saying something stupid like "I love you" ♪
♪ The time is right your perfume fills my head ♪
♪ The stars get red and, oh, the night is so blue ♪
♪ And then I go and spoil it all ♪
♪ By saying something stupid like "I love you" ♪
♪ I love you ♪