- Hello? -
The leak has been fixed.
So after the situation is resolved, we can continue right?
Sure.
I think so.
- What's the matter ?
It's okay.
Go back to sleep.
You have to get out of there. They start to get nervous.
What are you afraid of? You made this right? You guarantee it for us right?
Yes, but you don't know they are like me.
If you are not authentic for a second, they will chase you.
And may God help if happens.
Enough is enough. We cannot take risks. I cancel.
No.
I never canceled a task, and I will not start.
Tell me one thing. Have they eaten their food?
No, just a juice box.
You're kidding me.
Ok.
Now give a warm welcome Gold Coast Elementary School to...
Goldie eagle safety!
- I say, there are birds eagle here. -
There is a Rajawali
Pa-cow, pa-cow.
So what brings you here today, the eagle is great?
Yes, I'm here to recruit a junior investigator.
Me!
I'm not talking calmly checking your parents.
Even if your father doesn't have a job...
and using a Rolex Clock for $ 200,000, call us.
- Hey, Trent. - Watching television is definitely fun The man with chicken clothes? Isn't that your adoptive father?
... make sure the wire is not torn or messy.
If the eagle safety is installing it...
he'll get hit.
Plug it in!
Bad boy.
Heating keeps us warm in winter...
but they can also be dangerous What
Ohhh
Whoo!
Oh
Can't you at least take off the chicken clothes?
First of all, this is Rajawali clothing.
And unfortunately, I have no choice. The zipper is melting.
- What's wrong with you? - Ryan and people see you.
- So? - This is embarrassing.
Ryan's father sells shrimp from the luggage of his car.
He is the one who should be embarrassed.
- Yes, at least not not must do it with dressed chicken. - Rajawali.
I'm Rajawali.
An eagle is a great bird. Eligible for respect.
So that story was the one you used to tell me about the things you do, the person you are
- Did you submit it for this? - Not.
for him.
Hi, honey.
What happened to my little bird?
- Too proud to talk about it. -
Come on in and let me see.
- Hey, honey. - Hi dear.
- What's wrong? - I almost forgot.
The broker called today and raised the offer for the Porsche car.
- - Bliss, with what he offered...
we can change the shape of the garage into a playroom and still many places left for
Whoa. A playroom one p.
But I don't want to drive a minivan.
- Yes, where will we put the baby in the Porsche? - There is luggage.
Bliss, all the conversation we've done about having a baby...
and how will it change the situation ?
You promised me you're ready.
Yes, honey, but to be fair...
You are naked when most of the appointments are made.
- I'm just kidding ok?
He wants a minivan.
I drive a minivan? I will not be able to.
Then what you know, I will ask if I looks fat with these jeans.
Is this my thing?
kicked me out of my office? - Not. Crawford.
That's my call. Field agents have priority over P.R.
- You're kidding, Crawford. - Bliss. Bliss!
Last night Doug Hudson was killed on the street.
Yes.
- I want to join. - Yes is certain, but you're not an agent field anymore.
Give me back. You know what means to me.
She's my first partner. Hudson teach me everything I know about this job.
I know. Do you think I don't know?
But the Orange regional office has jurisdiction.
They already have the best person to do it.
You know the best person for this is me.
Not anymore. In fact, we don't need you, Bliss.
- This is it.
You will have a baby. You want a table; we give.
I know P.R. not exactly what
Did you really burn yourself yesterday?
Yes, it is more like burning that is controlled.
The fire isn't that big.
A ha
Go home. With your wife. Align your head.
I don't want to see you involved. And that's a command.
- I found you kissed around, so - I heard you.
Let's start.
Hey, Erksine, Crawford wants you to in.
- Really? - yes.
The American government runs the most complicated ...
from the news collection operation in the world.
A few months ago, we received an anonymous report...
that someone made an worm
a way back into the system .
Become a terrorist, North Korea
whoever masterminded this will know everything right?
N.S.A., C.l.A., D.O.D.
All their databases will be open.
Military Intelligence, code launch.
They will have access to everything.
Our main suspect is Tom Fuller.
As you can see, he has spent the task in the military, as intelligence He is now the leader of the development software in the National Agenda company Agent Doug Hudson used to work in disguise in the Fuller engineering team.
He seems too close.
We have identified 10 buyers who might...
The Orange regional office even sent one of the field agent agents...
into Fuller's house as a child caregiver.
and we will give them all the bodies they need.
- Come on now work. - A child caregiver?
Dear see what I picked up for the baby today. Isn't she's sweet?
Why are you packing, Malcolm?
Well because,
- Guess what? -
There is this conference. safety conference.
Experienced professionals share ideas. You know a think tank.
A think tank? Is it true? Who's going?
McGruff is a crime dog... -
Smokey bears too.
- Wow. - Honey, everybody.
Now because I think, they all come out.
So McGruff and Goldie? Honey this is great!
It's not like we share a room or anything.
- It won't be like that. - Not dear, I don't mean like that.
I mean I'm proud of you.
And I know you work hard for this new job.
And I know you did it for me...
- and for Trent and for the baby. -
And for all babies who will come.
Bliss, I love you.
- All upcoming babies? - Yes.
- Do you want to give a number? -
You understand that you need this job right?
Good. We don't have time to discuss everything...
but with this resume you won't get a problem.
- Easy. - ok.
- Get it. -
He's a superior agent. Very professional.
Mrs. Gallagher, you are here.
- Sorry I'm late. - Hi.
They are here. Can I talk for a while?
I want you to know everything will be different this time, I promise.
What? I do not know what you mean.
Look, I know I'm a little voter.
But I will handle it. I will be more flexible.
Maybe not everything, but I think...
there are rooms that rock, in several areas, maybe.
Let's go straight to the interview.
- OK. Any. -
I have three awesome candidates.
Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to meet with Mrs. Leah Fuller.
Mrs. Fuller, this is
Ooh, God.
Important lady at home.
Hello.
Sorry, I'm late...
there was an accident on the bus.
- Are you okay? - Yes There is one apostate...
which does not play difficult temporarily.
Wait a minute.
I got pressure and my nerves became. Ooh.
Ooh There. I sent it.
Hey, Constance, give me a face.
Hi. I'm hattie Mae Pierce.
But you can call me Big Momma. Everyone calls me Big Momma.
NOna... Big Momma?
I'm not sure how you know about this job , but unfortunately
- Well, is it full? - Not.
It's the same opportunity.
You have to know I have an Al Sharpton dial speed. -
Want me to call? Want to call?
- Want to tease? -
First, there is Petra.
- He studied art in Paris. - Bonjour.
- - He spoke four languages, and recently worked...
for one of the most respectable families in Orange County.
Unfortunately, they are divorced.
Divorce is not your fault.
So what if a man likes to see you naked?
Excuse me?
The only way you can color it like that is just by lying naked.
A fat, naked person.
Mrs. Fuller, I can guarantee No, it's okay if you want to be naked. Do it your naked thing.
OK? It is okay.
I'm sure Mrs. Fuller isn't intimidated...
with a cool pair D.
D's.
Oh
Where did you go? Did I say something?
Ooh. You don't need anyone like that around your husband.
Ok. Our next candidate
Isabella spent the last four years in the peace corps.
Wow. That explains.
Are you chasing dragons?
- What? - You shot a weapon "ack-ack" "?
Children smoke cheeba?
tongs cockroaches.
So you don't burn your finger.
- Can you see that? - I should probably go.
Who is this woman?
If there is something that cannot be blamed, it is Constance.
Hello Constance. Nice to meet you.
I assume you're free "uncle"?
Yes, ma'am. Certain.
He has a referral that is not reprehensible.
He even studied child psychology.
That's impressive.
Well, children are my passion.
- - Really? are you...
followers from Bouche?
Or do you favor the Kreiter theory?
Kreiter.
- Certainly Kreiter. - Son, Keriter is my guardian.
He can cook ham, but he doesn't know anything about kids.
So what else are you lying to?
What?
Maybe you can forgive how to lie...
but I am sure you do not want a child caregiver who is not wrong.
Not right?
This doesn't happen.
- - Do we have to discuss the compensation?
Big Momma, I'm glad you stopped by.
Can you imagine if I rejected one of the other women?
Big Momma, are you okay?
Beautiful seating.
And it's very comfortable.
Let me tell you a little about Fuller.
I have my market business myself...
and my husband, Tom, explored software.
- My Lord! Big Momma, are you okay? - Ooh. Ooh.
Ooh. Excuse me.
I better stand up.
So your husband is working on a new project? I can't wait to meet you.
Well.
- Do you want to know about children? - Yes it depends.
- Will they often be here? - Yes, they live here...
yes most of the time.
Well...
- If so, Big Momma likes to take care of children. - good.
Unless, of course, you think they are better off going to the military school academy.
- No. -
That's funny. I will remind you somehow...
their schedule is very much...
so I have an idea to make it straight.
How many children do you have?
I know. I have to remind myself that sometimes it's only three.
But it's not as bad as it seems, once you get used to it.
Ok, for example, exercise is white pegs...
music is yellow, um...
Teaching is blue, and housework is red.
Which stake says it's time for me to drink 40 and watch Doctor Phil?
You are very funny.
My husband, Tom, seems to think I'm a little obsessive about this...
but you know, the world changes.
And I want my child to be able to take advantage of it.
- - Rat!
I'll take care of that. All I need is just a hammer and a mop.
- - That is actually our dog, Poncho.
He's been acting weird lately.
We have another dog named Carla.
- - She's his girlfriend Poncho.
And he's out playing with a ball, and there's this fresh wood .
- Fresh wood? - He saw everything.
- - He blamed himself. This is a tragedy.
Anyway, let's see with kids.
First, Andrew. He is 3 years old.
my Lord.
I know. He did it all day.
And you think he will get injured, but he doesn't.
Son, you're both crazy.
You can't throw yourself like that.
He doesn't speak at all.
We've brought it to various specialists. They force there is nothing wrong...
he will speak when he is ready.
So until it's time
Well, I hope he uses a trophy.
This child is only
This is Carrie. He's our little cheerleader.
Hey, Carrie, I want to introduce you to someone.
This is Big Momma. He will become our new caregiver.
Hi. Mommy...
Can you help me with my daily activity?
Why son? You do it with good .
I will get everything that is pointy from the room.
is going through a stage.
Like this, for example.
He used to be unfamiliar with locking the door.
- Well I can lower it if you want. - Not. It is okay.
A few months ago, he started out with a new group of friends...
including this child, Chad, who, let's just say...
not a favorite person.
Damn.
- Molly now prefers - A free flowing environment.
Well, in some cases, this stream is supported.
This is Big Momma. He will become our new caregiver. Big Momma...
- This was Molly. - Molly, yes.
Did anyone die here?
Yes, maybe. Listen, mom, I'm already studying.
- Please leave - Anything for frees me.
Your mother always does this. I swear to God I was on the bed with a book
- I was studying. - ok. I will go.
- Bai. - ok.
You don't study, and you are not in that bed.
- I'm full. - Tidal.
You sit in front of the computer.
And your history book is there...
near the egg lettuce sandwich which is disgusting, which explains smells.
Be careful, kid. There are new police in the city.
This is him.
Ooh!
Is this my room? Big Momma has died and gone to the Ritz-Carlton.
I'm glad you like it.
Ok, why not just move...
- and we will start tomorrow morning? - Ok.
I'm glad you are here, Big Momma. And I know Mr. Fuller will like you too.
- He will love me. - Tell me if you need something .
Yes!
Time to work.
Copying the archive.
- - Hey, honey.
I'm afraid you won't call. What about Phoenix?
Phoenix? Meeting.
Well what else am I talking about Why are you whispering, Bliss?
No. We are just...
do a lot of things, you know, a safety song, baby.
You know, '' Stop, drop and roll. ' You know.
McGruff is a crazy person. Dogs don't know when to stop.
Dear, this is a little late. Maybe you should sleep.
I know. But I just want to listen to your voice. I miss you.
Trent and I have dinner, and I eat something spicy...
- because the baby kicked like - Yeah, honey, I love you too.
- Bai. -
Ugh
Where is everything?
Oh
Climbing the cupboard is the latest achievement.
Are you okay Andrew? Woo.
Mr. Fuller, nice to meet with you.
I'm Hattie Mae Pierce, but you can call me Big Momma.
Nice to meet you. My wife is a meeting in the morning...
and I'm very late.
Do you leave me alone with children?
Mr. Fuller!
Big Momma, I think Andrew only ate Brillo's soles.
Andrew no! Yes, that's one way to get your cash.
- - That means if we don't go now, we will be late.
Why doesn't your father take you to school?
Dad said he had an important job where the important thing happened...
so he can't get rid of- waste his time with our empty talk.
Molly! We have to go!
But, Big Momma, Mother didn't give me breakfast.
Have breakfast?
Ok.
Yes, here it is.
Ok.
Right. Like that.
Big help is ok?
It looks like someone got it
note above the red peg.
Note that it's cooked with an important red pin.
Are you kidding me? Is this true?
Does he want me to do this?
This is your job.
Son, your graffiti means...
and God doesn't like bad.
Enter the car and bring your sister.
Sorry about that, Poncho!
Are you sure this isn't yours?
- How big do you think I am? - I am just kidding.
But how can you stray under your bed?
I don't know. But Bliss will never cheat.
Especially not with
It's like lace four yards.
Yes, after all, you can't be quiet and hope nothing happens.
You have to do something.
For a hundred dollars, I know someone who can tap phone.
No.
I will never.
- I fully believe in my husband. - Sherri, you are very naive.
You married agent F.B.l.
I guessed the night of your bride, he drugged you, and installed the tracker device on your monitor.
I don't have a tracker tool.
Danielle, there must be a logical reason for this.
This big woman, wearing a thong?
That can't be comfortable.
right?
Ooh. . Ooh.
Big Momma must be careful.
I lost control of this thong, it can disappear for days.
Hi. I'm Hattie Mae Pierce, but you can call me Big Momma.
Everything calls me Big Momma.
Do you want to say hello to Andrew? This is Tom Fuller's son.
Good. This is a safe facility, and me
- Um_ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Ooh. Uh_
You don't know that. You better ask other people.
Let me lower the baby. I don't want to disappoint him.
- Wait a minute. - I will bewitch you.
Crying for me?
- Find me what you are looking for? -
It's fitted with a tracker.
Keeping this bag of excitement from the floor is a full job.
- Do you want to see? I will show you. - No, madam.
- It's okay. You can peek. - Not.
- No lady. - But I'm not responsible for the damage.
- This might gouge your eyes out. - Please stop it.
Eighteenth floor.
Thank you.
All the guards are locked doors.
This is definitely like how joined Oprah's private party.
- - Yes.
Do you know what? Miss Pierce? I'm afraid Mr. Fuller is having a meeting in the conference room...
and I can't bother him.
- Ok, I'll wait. - yes.
There is a shower.
my Lord. This is the last time I have fed this child _ pig's feet are preserved.
Will you change the diaper here?
Yes but don't worry. I will hold the seepage ok?
I just hope that your hard drive is backed up.
Mr. Fuller has a bathroom in his office.
Ok, Andrew. This program is definitely hidden here somewhere.
A remote, but no TV.
Open sesame.
We do a thorough examination of Mr. Fuller and
Basically, there is a small army from my agent working out there.
And because Agent Stone foils caregiver interviews...
we don't get anything;
We must enter someone into.
Isn't someone close to with Fuller that we can use?
No. We have tried everything which has a connection inside.
- We have finished the list. - Wait a minute.
I know someone we haven't tried it yet.
Because we are in a hurry, and I want to know your status.
- Look. that's your father. I want to know if you are ready.
I won't fly here if I'm not ready. Now where is my money?
Don't worry about the money. Where do we meet?
Right. Give me something.
Tonight is 7 o'clock, West Hills Mall.
- Where? - Surf shop, friend.
Wait a minute.
- Someone in the building notes our conference. - You are kidding.!
You amateur friends. I go from here.
- What happened? - Someone is lurking.
We better find out who he is.
Ooh ,. Excuse me.
Excuse me.
I clean it in there as much as possible.
Ooh. Mr. Fuller.
Andrew and I think we came to visit you.
Isn't Andrew right?
Hi, kid.
Ooh, we're working on a way to speak. - Can you say Tupac?
He will be able to.
Tom, is there a problem?
- Not this. - Hattie Mae Pierce.
Hi. I take care of Tom Fuller's daughter.
Tom?
See the time. We have to go away.
Yes.
Help me, huh? -Hold it.
Thank you.
Eliminate it.
Happy today?
Huh
Big Momma tried to fix this.
F.B.l.
Sorry, madam. I have to ask you to get out of the van.
Don't push me. You don't know who I am, monkey mouth.
I'll kick you.
I can explain.
Miss Pierce, Sorry for the interruption.
Can I get something?
If it's about...
nude photos of Billy Dee...
You have to understand, that's Billy.
I just checked my email. That's where he is.
I'm leaving, "Ooh! Oooh! ''
And what I can say to myself, "I got Billy! I get Billy ''
No.
I can confirm it with you
Miss Pierce, F.B.l. investigating Tom Füller.
Mr. Fuller?
Yes. And because you have access to that is close to his family...
In fact, we need your help.
Well, what can Big Momma
I understand. You want me to take it out.
- No. - yes.
- No. We only want you to watch him. -
Do you know, have you seen or heard anything strange?
Wait.
He seems to have gotten out help in a big project he worked on.
But what's important...
who we have to find with he works.
Do you think you can find that information?
Well.
The way is to just stay close to with it.
With that, I won't endanger its assets...
and I will wait for it to fall in my hand.
- Excuse me? - Yes, I mean...
You just saw Kojak, you took some.
Don't worry. Big Momma understands.
God, help them all.
I know you want to say something to that.
Nothing?
We will try.
- I think we should show you they are water transmitters. - Come on Swinging.
- - Ok, from above. Ready? Five, six Hey, you arrived at Malcolm, Sherri and Trent.
We can't lift, but leave a message, and we'll reply to you.
Hey, Sherri. This is me, baby.
You know, just thinking about you
Want to call you from Phoenix.
Ow
Ok, loser.
Wait for Carrie! I have to go dear.
Oh
... call you from, from Phoenix.
Wait. Carrie!
- Carrie? - I have to go.
Carrie?
You know, those girls don't have room to talk.
- That's not dancing. And dance. And pump. And
It got tasered with police.
Big Momma, I don't care.
I just want to do good, do you know?
If I'm good, my father will come see me...
because it will not be nonsense and spend time.
Son, you can dance like all the skinny girls on MTV.
That won't make your father stay at home.
He loves you. He just showed in a way that was bad.
You can do this dance guide cheers. I know you can.
But you have to do it for yourself yourself, not someone else.
Stand up. Let me show you something.
- Look at Big Momma. See? -
Swing with it.
Feel it.
Want to try? Ok Ready. To the right.
You have to be right, baby. That's him.
Not not your leg. Use your hip.
Use your hips and you go down. Hips, down.
Hip down. That's him, Carrie! Right, Carrie!
Follow the swing. Swing, Carrie.
Follow the swing. Now go down. Whoo!
Get off, go down.
- Whoo-hoo. That's him, Carrie. -
- You can, Carrie. - ok.
Children keep trying. You look great. We will return.
- Ooh. Ooh. - Excuse me?
- Can I help? - You can dance.
- So? - We can not.
- Come on. We are not that bad. - Lisa are you kidding?
We beat like a group of stroke victims.
Maybe we can get help in the dance section...
but I have overcome the stunt part.
I was a gymnast.
We really need your help. There will be a competition going on.
You want them to go up to the stage do... that?
Ooh.
Well, scary like that, I don't want to.
- But Big Momma. - Don't call Big Momma.
I didn't cry when waited to breathe...
and I certainly won't fall because of you.
It's been too long. We have to go, Carrie.
What if we practice at your house tomorrow morning Carrie?
- Good idea. -
Carrie?
He doesn't even know - - F.B.l., Los Angeles.
- Tassie? - Sherri?
- Hey, kid. How do you feel? - Big.
I bet it feels good if _ Bliss in the house takes care of you.
Vacation for two weeks for waiting for you?
I hope you know the man how you get.
I began to understand.
Bring your sister into it. I will be there.
What did you do sneaking around around the bushes?
You can't bring
Chad? 19?
Girls in here are aged 15.
Son, you must be stupid. This stops today.
- - Hey Big Momma. I will only check the post.
The package you ordered was sent back.
What? Not. You are kidding.
Molly, children of that age only want one thing...
and that's not a conversation that means.
I don't have to listen to you.
Don't rush. Now ride and finish the work your house.
I have a stick.
What happened? Did you just threaten my child?
- That's not a threat. -
Hey. Big Momma. I think we should talk.
Good. How about 9 am?
- It's time for me to see Regis. - I can't wait.
If you check the stake board, you should see...
Carrie has vbiola lessons and Andrew has lessons.
Les? The child is only two years old.
I want my child to catch every chance.
And they might want to go to Harvard. And if so...
I want to make sure it's a possibility.
Andrew jumps up and down the cupboard, eats Brillo's soles.
He won't go to Harvard. You can remove it from your head.
And besides, if you notice there's a little work household for you to do.
Yes I already meant to talk about it to you.
The red peg, you might want to relax with it right?
Excuse me, Big Momma has an appointment.
- How about dinner? - I have eaten.
- - Ok this is Agent Keneally.
I let you know. I just made B.M. behind an taxi.
What did you do?
Big Momma! I made B I saw Big Momma behind a taxi.
And now I will get V. D.
Visual data. I will forget.
This is where I need you to lift me up and make a neat .
Yes, ma'am.
If you like those eyes, I suggest looking at the streets.
My lady.
- On the way. - yes.
- - Hello, Bob.
Sherri. You should not be back here.
- Where is he? - How do I know?
Come on, Bob. Every agent has one embedded in their phone.
This is ridiculous - How do you know? - Bob...
I was eight and a half months pregnant.
My legs are swollen, and my back hurts.
I've been urinating 52 times this day, and you don't even want to know what happened with
- Can I guess at least? - Bob, if you don't say where is he...
- now - Ok.
Location agent, West Hills Mall.
- Location agent, West Hills Mall. - Thank you Bob.
- Where is a good place for surfing here? - Beach Huntington.
- Really? - beautiful.
- Very beautiful. - Hey.
Sorry. I have to go.
I've been running for one hour looking for you.
- I'm busy.
Notes that are encrypted specifically.
I'm not worried about the encryption.
Ooh.
wife?
Never before.
Ooh.
Ooh!
Sherri? Dear
- Where is he? - Who?
- Who is Carrie Bliss? - Not.
- Where is Carrie? - Honey, you made it all
- No - Who of you is named Carrie?
dear.
dear. Sherri.
- What's your name Carrie? - Not. That's not Carrie.
- You misunderstood me. - Malcolm Turner, F.B.l.?
- - F.B.l.?
You are in a case. Bliss, you promised.
Want to explain this?
And you pulled Big Momma into this?
- I don't. - Not.
I don't think nobody talked to you.
- Sherri. - Let him go.
- I got Bishop. - Where is she?
There
- Wait where - Let's go.
- Let's go. Stop it.
- Aw. - What is this bliss made of? Like rye?
- This is it, right? - Yes.
He's a virtual criminal. With Bishop's name.
He is as good as they get. There is no doubt he canceled this.
Are you sure we can find this Bishop's ?
Because he is the only one our instructions.
Well he was checking the shop the skateboard. He is a surfer.
It is not possible for him to return to Cali and not check the waves.
I'll find him. I'll.
- Agent Keneally stays with with you. - Aw.
- She's your new partner. - You are kidding.
And, Turner, you failed your disguise and the worm out...
You will not only lose your work you will enter prison.
And don't fail your disguise as Big Momma.
- Ooh. - Big Momma?
Mrs. Fuller can do this next time?
You can't.
I'm home tonight, and you are nowhere.
Children have not finished their homework. I looked around. Many dishes
Then I found this.
You throw our laundry into the garbage bin.
Big Momma, you don't want to wash, you don't want to clean...
and you don't really respect the appa I tried to do with my child.
You mean making them very busy to not realize that you and your husband are not there Ooh. I don't mean to say so.
I want you to leave the house this morning.
Mrs. Fuller?
But Mrs. Fuller?
Hey, honey. Just want to leave a message to you...
to say I'm sorry for lying...
and I love you.
I hope you still want to listen to that.
This is delicious.
Oh
Ponch, that's not the way for a dog to do.
There is something for you.
This will help you forget.
OK? there's a little drink for you.
- Yes. I want to drink with you... but I have to work.
Come on, tilt it ok?
- I know you're busy. - yes.
What I want to say I can help a little.
If you can, why do you fire him?
Because it must. I'll call Mrs. Gallagher first and get a new caregiver.
Wow.
The muffins are fat-free, the eggs...
and the meat is extra crisp.
- This is fantastic. - Yes, it looks like something came out of the magazine.
I can't leave you guys all with an unpleasant taste in your mouth about Big Momma.
But if nothing else...
I guess I think I'm leaving.
See Big Momma even make Poncho happy!
God, the dog is taller than the Georgia pine tree.
I have to run. Good spread, Big Momma.
Mr. Fuller. Bai. See you later.
You're a good person, Mr. Fuller. You're a good person.!
- Thank you. thanks. - Bai.
It's very difficult to say congratulations stay.
- Who is that?
Mother don't you remember? Mother Allison and Emily have to go work.
my Lord. Will all those children be here today?
Look at them.
I was in the last exercise them. I can stay and help.
There are no problems.
Mrs. Fuller.
- Yes? - You can be my volunteer.
My God, Big Momma, there are some things I did today.
This is only for a moment.
Little girl, where do you think the real dance begins?
Your heart?
Good answer. But you don't dance with your heart.
You dance with your ass! Let's try again.
What do we want, Mrs. FUller?
More ass?
Right. Try.
Shake your ass. Curl with ass.
So it's one with ass.
Don't be afraid to touch it and into one! Yes!
Ok! Nice. I like.
Ok.
Now let's turn on the music ok?
- - Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh!
That's my song! Ooh!
I like that. Squiggly with it.
Do your thing. Right. Do your thing , Mrs. Fuller.
Yes! Come on, Mrs. Fuller.
- Follow me. -
Whoo! Yes, of course. Like that.
Makes it stink. That's all.
Ooh. Ooh.
Wrap.
Big Momma, these girls just got fun.
See Carrie. He is always silent. He can't stop laughing.
I always say, laughter is the hand of God in the world that has problems.
You know Big Momma, I hope we can improve our attitude.
I just want to say I'm sorry. I am wrong.
And I hope you stay here.
Of course.
Yes.
Big Momma, girls and I want to dance again.
Ooh, just a minute?
Big Momma has to take a break for a while.
- Okay. -
Hey, when we're done...
There is a perfect place for you .
A spa! Look at this!
Victoria Secret Model. They've cataloged it in a studio on the street.
They will usually parade naked.
If you think too much about it, can be depressing.
Some people screw it up for everything.
When does the paragraph start?
and you can release everything your clothes and use this.
I think you will be very comfortable.
And put your things in this locker.
There is nothing but your stuff.
This is my friend Crystal. Excuse me for a minute.
- Hey. - Helo.
Trying to find my locker.
Around here.
Ooh. Ooh.
Excuse me, can you please for a moment with my cap?
I just painted my kukuku, and I can't
here. Release the connection in front of this right.
Here. Will this help?
Ooh! Ooh!
Ooh! This is good!
A room full of beautiful women with towels.
Hey all of this is Big Momma.
- Hi. - hello.
Don't let me bother you. You all keep walking naked...
and sorting each other in oil weird or something.
A snack.
- No. - Not Big Momma. That's for your eyes.
They are coated with gum eucalyptus.
- - You can.
Listen, I wonder. What about a massage?
I want you to massage in the under my back...
because sometimes I
Damn it! No I want that cheerful girl
That you don't have to force me.
- Ooh! Yes!
I want you to massage everything gap ok?
At the bottom like I say. Ooh!
You know when he is here, we have to ask Big Momma's advice.
Good idea.
Big Momma, you've been married for a long time. What's your secret?
Do you all want my advice? Yes.
My advice to you...
keep guarding the marriage that is happy and durable...
is giving up.
Right. Give up morning, afternoon, night and night.
- And twice on Saturdays. - What?
Yeah, before he goes to work...
in a parking lot at Dairy Queen...
and one time I shook the world on Popeye.
Make it runny with biscuits.
Yes. Very hot.
- Really? - yes.
Ooh.
That's great. It was great.
No, that's great.
Too great. Burn your back!
God! Through!
- No! -
Hmm
Thank you, Mrs. Fuller.
- Fun except the hot stone it. -
Big Momma has an order. I will be back.
My Lord Big Momma. I have to go to the office, and the cleaners will come the carpet.
I hope you can bring children out of the house several hours.
But I have to
Who wants to go to the beach?
Mom won't believe this.
Damn it! Wear underwear!
This is a family beach, maybe Chippendale!
What's wrong with you?
Eagle One, this is Hungry Like the Wolf.
- Come in, Eagle One. - Kevin? Kevin!
Yes? Understand. Understood, Eagle One.
Stop the codes. He is not here.
Agree. Stop using code name, Eagle One.
Hi!
Ooh, the water is very warm.
Big Momma, if it's finished, Andrew eats sand again.
Do you want to say something to the Big Momma?
Come on. Say it.
Can you say "ocean"?
- Why don't you take it down and run it feet ok?
Shoo, go play.
Enjoy the beach. Fill your fingers with your feet with sand.
Everything. I do not care.
Let me squat here.
Ooh!
I feel sexy.
I don't want it here.
Really? But you look comfortable.
Well, is this ok? Get used to it.
Maybe. This might be precisely who you are.
Or maybe just something you want to try to imitate...
to impress some male children.
Yes, Chad loves me like this .
Son, you're only 15 years old.
In fact you can't spell love.
Chad is playing you.
What? Play no. You don't know about him.
Really? Let's see
You might meet him with a group of friends.
He never said anything to you.
He just stands behind, looks mysterious.
And he likes to call you middle night...
because he said you were the last sound he wanted to listen to.
How do you know?
Son, the player changes but the game remains the same.
And one day you will wake up. and be aware, Molly...
Big Momma protects you.
If you need me...
I don't care when, call I'm just ok?
And I will come quickly.
Bliss! Bliss! Bliss, l got him!
I got him! Malcolm, I get him!
Molly, why don't you bring your brother away...
and buy them ice cream?
Big Momma will stretch once again ok?
Uh
Stop! F.B.l Stop there! Hold it!
Come here! Don't make me go after you!
I don't like chasing people!
Give it!
Motion! Step aside! Motion!
Police Affairs! Step aside!
Ohh
No!
Oh
Hold it!
- - Stop!
There! Hold on!
Stop! F.B.l.! Ok Anthony Bishop...
I have the power to arrest you.
F.B.l.? What's up with you?
You are being chased. You can't ask.
You don't know this person. I overthrew them, they will kill me.
- Don't worry. I can help you. - No you don't can!
Yes I can. Don't make me go up or down.
Listen to us, we've checked the Bishop hotel room, everybody. There is no disk.
Damn.
We assume Bishop has already taken the disk...
which means that the program has joined, and the worm is working, is ready to be sent.
- We have to use a computer Fuller's office. - I've been in.
The problem is if you can, we talk about encryption that multiplies.
- We can't break through it. I have an outside consultant.
He can give the password. You can use it to enter.
My office will give the address.
This is.
There is a chapter here which will be surprising.
You lost.
Andrew, don't you even think
Harvard, we are coming.
Trent, I'm home!
So the name is Stewart Nybo.
The computer crime division arrested him for breaking through into the D.O.D system...
and when they make an agreement to work for us.
Mr. Nybo, we are very worried to start.
- We will give a brief - Stewart!
- Yo. - Stewart?
Are you kidding me? If I'm a little nerdy , I will kill myself.
- That's Stewart. - Will it be long?
Because if so, I will want to bring my maid.
Wait. Are you Stewart?
Duh.
- This must be a mistake. - yes.
Error thinking of two people stupid as you can do this work.
I will wait in the car. Jlka you got lost...
it's a big metal with four wheels.
Do you have a car seat?
So Bliss, with this call head...
we will listen to everything you hear.
So for Fuller to speak, if you will record all into the computer...
and hopefully we get the word the key.
Most fools and have stupid keywords.
You know family nonsense, city residence, college stories, old days.
I will never let them open at home. Too many problems.
Ok. take them out of the house.
Take them out of their game ...
then take it to a place where the Big Momma can control it.
Hi.
B-2. B-2.
Bingo! Bingo! Bingo!
Carrie, sweetie.
You don't shout '' bingo '' if it's not there.
Bingo people are a little impatient.
He is just a child, it won't happen again.
Right it won't!
Come on baby.
- Get it. - What do you mean?
He needs flea laundry. Turbo drying.
And can you shave your foot for me?
We should be administrators stupid dogs.
Yes. He is in a special hand, sir.
Have a nice day. Bai.
Um...
Ok.
You're kidding me.
Come here. Pinch the nails. Rinse the ear.
- B-1 4. B-1-4. - Ooh.
Ask him where he was born Bliss.
So Mr. Fuller, where did you say was you?
- Shhh! - G-55.
- Long lsland. - Long lsland, New York.
Birthplace of Mariah Carey.
Long lsland. Try Long Island.
- - Nothing.
Malcolm studied at Princeton. For him to talk about that.
So I heard you went to college at Princeton.
What are the activities?
- Shhh! - B-9.
Everyone here yells and you will silence me?
I should step on the hole mud in your little bald head.
"Hattie Mae Pierce! But you can call me Big Momma.
Everything calls me Big Momma. ''
- N-42. - Big Momma, do you know this woman?
- No. - You know me Hattie Mae.
- You know me. -
He knows you. I mean, he knows Big Momma.
Sure.
As, old friend?
An uncle? Aunt?
I swear on the life of the baby my grandson...
if I see you again, I will hit you like a drum.
- - N-40.
- How does he know Big Momma? - Bliss, don't let him know your disguise. You
I repeat don't let him know your disguise.
Do you want the boom here or outside on the road?
Don't make me not forget.
Maybe you should go drink.
I have something in you, Hattie Mae, and I want to go back.
- What does he want? - Do not know.
You stole my man.
- Your friend? - right.
- He stole his guy. - Big Momma stole your guy?
Is that really Big Momma?
Maybe. But I know I've returned it.
I never knew what Ben Rawley saw for you.
It can't be anything if you ugly...
but that doesn't mean you have to out.
And besides that you are getting fatter several years.
- Take care of your mouth! - girls.
- You don't know me! - please! Sit there huh?
Bliss, listen to me. You are not Big Momma ok?
You are a trained field officer, and you cannot be defeated by a grandmother aged 65
- This will be interesting to see. - Do you know what? My mother is raising a girl.
- No. He raised a veal.
- Now -
- Damn it! -
No. I will fall.
- Damn. -
- Big Momma. Big Momma. -
He said '' Big Momma. ''
The first word, and he said "" Big Momma. ""
Hey the kid is talking! Great!
- I'm proud of you. - Place it.
- What? - Place it.
- What? - Investigate.
- What? - Selidilik.
- This isn't good. - Turner.
my Lord. This isn't good.
- F.B.l. -
We don't want him to use all his words on the first day.
Wait for Big Momma. I want to listen to what he wants to say. What do you say?
- Bingo! -
Bingo.
Yes! We're back in.
We're back in.
- Wow. Great.
Yeah? _
Yes. I will go downstairs.
What? Tom? not. Your child just said his first word.
- Tell your boss you can't enter. - I have no choice.
Good. We will stay here and play.
- As you wish. - Malcolm, we still haven't got the word for it yet.
You have to get it, you have to get it now.
Mr. Fuller, wait Can you take me to a meeting?
She's a church near your office.
Is the church near my office? You are sure?
I know my church!
No. we have to follow the van.
- What will we do with these dogs? - We will take them back in an hour Just get them, let's go.
- God. Ew!
Who is that? What is that? Mona? is that you?
Oooh.
- A good family that you have. - yes.
The reason I'm pointing it out is because I'm not sure you're paying attention.
Ok, I deserve it.
My father works full too. It's hard to meet.
I swear I will be different, but it's easier than I think.
- What? - Work.
I'm great at doing things that I do.
I know all the answers.
At least first.
- Previously? - You think you've mastered the basics that you are immune.
Then one day someone comes who knows where to lean.
Are you sure this is your church?
I know Sure. I am half people Jews.
Is there a problem? You are anti-Semitic.
Hey. Not. Certainly not.
That's a good thing that you use.
That's a class ring. Oklahoma.
But I think you said you were studying at Princeton.
That's my father. For all the work, this is the rest.
- Yes, thank you for the ride. - yes.
Ok Bai.
- L 'chaim. - Shalom.
L 'chaim.
- - Yeah.
- Where are you? - Thank you God you live.
- I got it. Sooner. - What?
His father, the ring. Tell Stewart to give it a try.
Try '' Sooners. '' S-O-O-N-E-R-S.
- I'm in! -
- No. - ''Not''?
The key word only gets us into the door, then there is the wall down.
Like a trap. We are stuck.
- What about satellites? - That will work.
Call Morales. Tell us needs technical assistance and a complete tactical package.
- Pick me up on the way. - Where are you?
I'm at the temple.
Temple. Well, Shabbat shalom.
Let's go.
- What happened? - We get access to the camera security agenda.
- We have entered. - ok. Where is Fuller?
He and Casal are still in the office Fuller. We are dealing with surveillance cameras.
- If he moves, we will know. - good.
Hey Stewart! I think you are a person genius How long is needed?
What do you think I'm doing here?
This is difficult. Give me a room.
- Hello? - Big Momma, is that you?
Sure. Where are you?
Listen. I'm at this club The Zone.
And I'm scared now. Can come and help me?
- Molly? - What is wrong?
- He's in trouble. - What? Who?
- Wait what are you doing? - I have to go.
- What are you talking about? - Listen.
I promised the boy that I would be there for him.
You don't go anywhere, that's a command!
That's a command I can't follow.
Turner! Turner, you're in trouble.
We are in the middle of this examination!
What do you care about teenagers ?
It's not all that matters with Big Momma's baby. No one!
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me. thanks. Excuse me. Molly?
Excuse me, that's the foot you arch.
Young people are very today!
Let go of this girl...
before I hit you.
Molly, what are you doing here? This is not the way you are brought up.
I know. But I got a message from Chad.
- Chad? God! - He wants to meet here Do you know what? You and Chad will increase my blood.
- Molly! - Where have you been? I'm scared.
Molly, I came here as soon as you called. I swear I didn't
I've never even heard this place.
- What? - Wait a minute.
If you don't send it, who is it?
Wow. That guy works for my father.
What is he doing here?
Molly, he chased you.
- Chad, I want you to run and get help. - ok.
Molly, I have to take you out from here as soon as possible. Come on
Passing by.
God!
What is this you doing? Hit a child and an old woman?
Leave.
I don't understand. What happened? What do I do?
I'll explain later. But now, be careful.
- - No!
- I can't feel my legs. - Sorry.
- - No!
- - Ooh!
God is not how I imagine my death.
- God!
So understand this. He is not really 19 years old.
- - Chad.
It's a fake ID. He told me last night.
He said he didn't want any more lies between us.
Like this earrings? False.
Three months he said was spent in Juvie, he was left in math.
I don't think people are always what you think.
- Like you. - me?
Yes. I don't think you will be a good friend.
They left.
There's a knife in my corset.
Wait, you carry a weapon?
And you keep a knife in your corset? - What's that?
Protecting my kindness.
Does it really need protection like that?
Just come here, huh? .
That's our buyer. Just in time.
Since you have not actually been bought into our small project, precautions must be taken.
- What do you mean? - Molly with us.
Fuck!
Phone F.B.l. Have a woman named Morales ok?
And don't turn it off so they can trace the call.
Good.
We're not done right?
Not yet.
I'm afraid the contract has no article about '' no loose ends ''.
No. Listen.
I promise I won't say anything. I promise.
- What is that? -
What is your nanny?
Are you okay? - yes.
- Where did you learn to do ? - I took a class at Y.M.C.A.
Let's go.
This is definitely '' Y 'great.
Sorry.
That's, I mean
- You have to hide. - yes.
- Hide! - yes.
She's the best nanny.
my Lord.
I know that thong will be useful.
Whoa!
Big Momma? Are you ok?
Tom.
Let's go. Secure the place!
- Big Momma? - Go left. Top!
Step back.
I'll play... mouth to mouth.
Yes! - Are you crazy?
Whoa. Whoa!
Ok, this explains a lot.
I believe this is destined for you.
- So you, - F.B.l.
Before you become too comfortable here, her handcuffs.
Whoa, they forced him to do that .
They say that if they don't do it, they will kill their family.
So in your report
I will say he is reluctant to participate.
So there are no demands.
No demands?
Ok. I owe you.
- Ok. - Good work, Turner.
Thank you.
He said good work.
Thank you. Thank you for defending me.
What makes you visible.
I didn't do it for you ok?
I did it so your child didn't will spend another 20 years...
- talk to you through a prison telephone call. - I know.
I know I have to redeem a lot of my mistakes.
Good.
- So, it looks like we have to find new caregivers.
Not yet.
I still have one more appointment.
Daddy!
Yes !, I hope you are ready...
because I'm here to see a show.
Big Momma, we have a problem!
Miss Lisa is our base. Without foundation we cannot do stunt.
What did you do to you? Lord,
No problem.
We will be able to.
And now junior squad cheers from Newport District.
Give that to Emerson!
- - Whoo!
- Whoo! - Whoo!
- What? - Andrew no!
Hi, Big Momma.
- Ooh. - That's fun!
Let's do it again.
That hurts me to go without saying goodbye...
but it's better to keep going.
Even though I saved it for myself...
when I come to you, my heart feels heavy.
In a noisy world, we are living in...
and sometimes we lose direction.
But if we are lucky...
A good God sent someone to take us home.
Make not forget that.
Loving people is heavy work.
And family
With all that life mixed up...
more scary.
But if we hold our hands each and survive
There is nothing more beautiful in the world.
You angels are my heart, and I will not forget you .
And keep snooping.
You won't know when Big Momma will be back.