[Panting]
[Light instrumental music]
Rise up and shine!
dear, 6:45. Wow!
God. That makes me look fat, right?
No, it makes you look great.
Very? Thank you, dear.
RICHARD: Rise up and shine. Rise up and shine.
Brennan. Time to wake up.
RICHARD: Watch out! BRENNAN: What happened?
Sorry. I thought it was an earthquake.
The first day of school, guy
You know, I reviewed all my classes last night online.
I can do a whole seventh grade from my desk...
... without having to go to school
-Wow. -So, can I?
- Sure. -Highly?
When pigs fly!
[groans]
-Morning, Daddy. -Good morning, dear. Nervous?
No. One sandwich, lettuce and avocado, mustard only...
... sliced apples, three pastries, Jell-O cookies...
... cheese strings, spoons and napkins.
-And blue ice block. -What are you talking about?
- My lunch, Daddy -Eat lunch. Right.
RICHARD: Alright. Understand. SARA: Father, relax.
Don't panic on your first Mom's Day.
Lunch is easy to do.
I will help you You will master it. Lasts.
SARA: continue RICHARD: Alright.
[Light instrumental music]
[whispers] Oh, no Beethoven!
Oh no.
Never again. Honey, don't use--
[Beth screams]
BETH: who took the toilet?
Beethoven!
Come on, kids. Let's go.
SARA: see you later Take care of Daddy. BRENNAN: 'See you later, Beethoven.
BETH: Brennan, do you want to start the car? BRENNAN: Yes Then, Father.
SARA: 'See you later, Dad. RICHARD: 'Goodbye Good luck.
Honey, you look great. They will love you.
Honey, don't forget.
Only until George returns from Europe
I know, but it seems very unfair that he lives with us...
... when there are so many skiers in the Alps he can be saved
Okay, good luck.
Good luck, but you won't need it
[Beth gasps in horror]
You are sleeping outside of...
... now to eternity!
[Beethoven moaning]
[light orchestral music]
Beautiful, very good. But you missed a place.
Sorry, Mr. Simmons.
SIMMON: Yes, I also have to think that.
[Sighs]
Michelangelo.
Wake up.
It's breakfast time, my child.
What do we have? Eggs and backey? Not too.
Vegetarian breakfast, as usual.
That's it. Beautiful.
Everything done?
[Simmons hums]
[Toilet flushes]
[light orchestral music]
-Morning, Dad. -Good morning, dear.
[Beeping]
-Push "enter." - "Enter"?
[Beeping]
Thank you, honey.
REG: This is a new portable modem. Neat, huh?
MADISON: Yes, Father. REG: Okay. I'm hot.
I'm really excited. I will tell design people about this!
Daddy, wait!
Daddy! Daddy, wait!
Daddy!
Wait.
Your socks don't match
Now, when you have a company, no one says it
But, Daddy!
You said you would push me on my roller today Remember?
No, I say tomorrow.
Yeah, but you said yesterday.
Good morning sir. Microsedge's stock is up three and one eighth.
Alright. That is good. That is good.
Simmons, you hold the fort while I make millions more.
As usual, sir.
Oh no! Mr. Sedgwick!
[Shouts]
[Instrumental music in orchestral style]
[Grunts]
I'm ready.
[Snorts]
Morning, Michelangelo.
-Morning, Miss Sedgwick. -Morning, Simmons.
[soft orchestral music]
Hey, good boy. This is it.
-I know you like it. -Oh, no, please! Miss Madison...
... no meat products You will give him gas.
And that would be very unpleasant.
Don't tease Michelangelo, Madison.
You know what a psychic nutritionist says about bacon
- One piece. He will never know. - He already knows.
I like breakfast! I will say, Simmons.
Oh, yes, madam. Comfort above all.
Ma'am, isn't that right some real breakfast?
I can't I sat naked against 10:00.
Every extra weight will be quite clear in my birthday suit.
Simmons, contact my lawyer.
Belongs to one of his people, a woman, Tells me around 11:00.
Yes ma'am.
-Ma, can I start the lesson today? -Madison.
I don't know I have a problem with the whole human-on-horse situation.
Then, can I have a friend after school?
Not "may I? Can I?" You empower yourself, Maddy.
You don't need anyone's permission.
-Good, then, can I? -No...
... because your trainer will come when your reflexology expert leaves.
And when he is finished, You have an aromatherapy session.
We will talk later. How do I look? No problem.
This is all for the cause. 'See you later! 'See you later!
Want to pull me on my roller blade, Michelangelo?
SIMMON: No, please. Madison.
Not while Michelangelo was meditating.
RICHARD: This is not his on the greeting card
It's in the museum.
"Rose is red, violet is blue
" I am sad and lonely because of you "
All right, it's lame. I didn't write this. But the illustration is good.
[Questioning growl]
That's why they paid me low to medium size money.
[Bell dings]
This is the first in a completely new line.
If they like this one, I get them all.
Stay!
Don't touch anything.
Don't breathe anything.
[whining]
Come to Papa.
[Cat squeals]
No!
[Shouts]
[Cat squeals]
[dramatic instrumental music]
[Richard's Screams]
This is a great opportunity for me...
... and now the painting is a total loss.
After Brennan spent so much time posing for it.
Daddy, he didn't mean--
Sara, your father has a floor.
-Richard, please. - My deadline is tight, but now -
[Bell dings]
Time is up, Daddy.
The baked pot is definitely very good.
BETH: Mac and cheese are good. BRENNAN: Yes
Very!
Do you think you can repair the painting?
In time, which I do not have.
Plus, it feels very painful to hold a paint brush.
Now, that brings us to a new business.
I have a few extra minutes at work today, and...
... I decided to run a number.
As you can see...
... "B.B." means "Before Beethoven."
"A.B." means "After Beethoven."
Now, I really think the chart speaks for itself.
This dog really hurt us...
... and I'm not even looking for the last failure - clarification clarification? -Yes.
-What's running away? -This is a disaster, a joke, a damage.
Oh dear.
I know you have installed to Beethoven I mean, we all have.
... for a dog like Beethoven.
[Whining]
BETH: Actually, I don't think there is a household...
Sorry ma'am. Time's up.
I like this intimate family meeting.
BRENNAN: I think that means he's thinking of getting rid of Beethoven.
I know. You don't need to remind me.
Maybe now is the right time to hit them for a new pet.
Something a little smaller, like a cow?
[Phoebe barks loudly]
BRENNAN: Phoebe comes out
SARA: I hope we bring Beethoven. BRENNAN: Oh, no, the gate.
BRENNAN: Beethoven! SARA: Beethoven, please!
Brennan! What are we doing?
Seeing.
SARA: yes BRENNAN: Come on, Sara. Let's go.
SARA: Thank you, Beethoven. Come on, kid.
We can't let it go. We need a plan.
BRENNAN: Alright. Give me some days, and I will think of something.
It's okay. I'm done
Guess what, Sara. I will put the cake in the oven.
They will be warm and springy, and you can't have it!
Sorry, Father Current events.
RICHARD: Oh, no!
Who let the dog enter?
You don't help your case here, friend.
Oatmeal-drool cake.
SARA: So, do you think of a plan?
Only three days. Give me a break Besides that, I really missed on my math homework
I know you don't have a plan.
So, here, I have a plan.
Look at this!
Hi honey.
[Burping sounds]
Don't you dare [Beth screams]
BETH: Beethoven! BRENNAN: Oh, no!
Beethoven holds my whole body!
How dirty is that?
Okay, my math homework, one semester.
One full semester Just forget it.
Good. Goodbye, Beethoven.
Good! One semester
jerking.
Oh good.
That's amazing Alright.
I will tell you. Well.
- Will they take it? -So if we want.
They really will miss him.
He will never be able to to stay with us forever
-Sooner or later, they must miss him. -I think.
Oh, Richard.
They are a very good family. They live on a large farm.
I mean, Beethoven will have chicken to catch up...
... barns to burn and wet cows.
He will be in heaven.
You are right, as usual.
So, that handles it.
You told the children we got rid of Beethoven.
Thank you, honey. Have to work.
Speaking of chicken...
[striped ring]
Get rid of him!
-Hello, Bill -Beth!
Nice to see you.
So, I think you are looking for Richard.
Well, I think I might be able to find it...
... for you around here.
So, I will do that Why don't you just sit down?
Richard! Bill is here
Richard? Richard!
RICHARD: [whispers] Here.
BETH: what are you doing?
He is here for the painting, which Beethoven was destroyed.
BETH: so
-I haven't fixed it yet. -What?
Why? Richard!
Because I think he will come next week
Who is this?
"I don't need to write everything in the notebook...
"... because I have photographic memories. "
You're right. I'm wrong. Can we discuss it later? Dear, go him. -This is not my responsibility -What?
You said, "I want to go back to work, _ Spread my wings, challenge myself. "
Did I say no? No, I said," Okay, honey.
"I will stay at home, convert the garage to the studio, become a freelancer.
"I will cook, I clean it, I will handle the children."
And all I ask is in return...
... am I late for the deadline, and the client appears suddenly...
... that you stopped it while I tried to find out what to do.
Remember?
I remember the first part. Not me remember your kiosk-boss section.
Okay, fine. I will beg
Is that what you want me to do? I will beg
-Richard, please -Please!
You are amazing, sexy, beautiful, perfect woman!
Stall him for me!
Please.
Bill, do you want coffee?
BILL: Yes, cream and sugar. Thank you! BETH: What will you do?
I don't know Stop him IT. RUTLEDGE: Melinda. Your dog will be fine.
MELINDA: thank you Come on, kid.
Why me
Come on, miss.
[Light instrumental music]
[Sara tries hard and gasps]
BRENNAN: Beethoven! Wait for him, Sara.
Hi!
What's the name?
-Beethoven. -But, still!
BRENNAN: Go down . RUTLEDGE: A good dog.
IT. RUTLEDGE: Sit, sit, sit. A good dog. SARA: Beethoven!
We have our work suitable for us, right?
-Do you think you can teach him to obey? -I?
Oh, no, my dear That's my husband's department.
Sgt. Rutledge.
He is a genius with dogs.
He's been with the dog corps for years.
Why, during the war, he -
That will happen, Mrs. Rutledge.
Dear Sir, this is Beethoven.
Children will like you to teach them to obey.
This will be a pleasure.
Coffee again, Bill?
No thanks.
I am very sorry to hear that about you and Susan
We have a problem.
[bell clock]
When is the big day for you and Sharon?
Next month. Small ceremony
I think you will employ a new secretary.
You know, this is ridiculous.
I met with me art director at 1:00.
And I need to have the painting.
Is Richard out there?
Richard? Richard. Buddy?
Bill, wait!
What is that?
Now, Bill, I'm thinking.
All of our cards are for people, right?
From people and people.
Well, they bought it.
But what about people who...
... nobody sent a card?
I listen.
You lost the entire segment of society.
People who don't have it to send cards to...
... and people who don't have anyone to get a card from
Right!
So, Richard thinks...
I think...
... those people don't have people.
But they have animals.
Pets!
This is the first in the card line...
... that people can send themselves...
... from their pets!
"Dear Sir:
" I painted you a birthday card
"And this is a very deadly ring
" But it's very difficult to paint Because I have no thumbs or fingers "
Okay, I like it!
He likes it!
-He likes it ! -He likes it?
Welcome to Good Boy Cat Obedience School...
... where there is no such thing, no, as a bad dog
Only a stubborn one.
Or, you know, you can have a pet card that can send each other.
You know, like a dog can send a cat card to get well soon.
Or love letters for rabbits.
Happy Groundhog Day Card, Bill.
Maybe I have overtaken myself.
Okay, that's brilliant. We must have our lawyer talking on Monday.
We got a percentage agreement to complete it.
Ciao, baby!
-Ciao. -Ciao.
Yes!
Oh yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, yes!
-So my name, say my name! -Richard!
That is a step in the right direction.
And the amazing thing is, I owe everything to Beethoven.
This is an obstacle.
When I finish with your dog, they will be able to negotiate this course...
... automatically!
This may be difficult at first, but don't give up.
You are a master
Your dog must obey.
More!
This is one of the commands that you will learn.
Our friends here don't know yet.
Not too smart, right, friend?
Okay, friend, I think we will do this in a difficult way.
SARA: leave! Come on, Beethoven! RUTLEDGE: Student, one last thing:
Never let go of the rope.
More!
Now, what do we have -
[Screams]
Wait, wait, wait!
[New Old Dog Tricks by Kip Lennon playing]
Wait!
Stop! Stay, stay
heels Spinning! Take!
[Triumphant chuckle]
[loud moans]
[With a high pitched voice] This means war.
[high pitched angry murmur]
Reg, can you put the item for once?
Just send an e-mail to the front to make sure the pros are ready
Maddy, Simmons has brought Michelangelo to the groomer's.
But your feng shui instructor will be here soon
But, Mom, Dad said he'll be roller-blade with me today
Honey, he is right.
[Beeping]
What is that?
Thank you, honey.
-Reg, what are you doing? -I will play roller-blading with Maddy.
We play tennis.
Madison has a very complete schedule, is the same as us
Honey, don't forget.
Your handsome fight in Taiwan The instructor will be here at 4.00. 'See you later!
[Melancholic instrumental music]
SARA: He is pretty good about that, actually.
BRENNAN: Yeah He just doesn't want to give me my money
Do you know what? There is no mathematical value that should be embarrassed.
I'm out. Yourself.
Hi. Am I late for class?
You only...
[Brennan stuttered]
SARA: You just missed it GIRL: Darn.
Now, is that every week?
Yes. You can register there.
GIRL: Okay, good. Thank you.
I think I'll see you next weekend.
Big dog
SARA: 'See you GIRL:' See you
Too bad you won't be there.
What are you talking about? I like dog training schools.
We have to practice a lot next week.
So Beethoven didn't do anything stupid.
SARA: Speaking of stupid, You have to practice speaking.
BRENNAN: Shut up. SARA: you are silent
BRENNAN: No, you are silent.
SIMMON: Here it is, Michelangelo.
Time for a beautiful shower A good child You come.
It's time for your beauty care.
Guillermo. Thank you very much for meeting me halfway.
I have a million things to do and there is no time to do it.
No problem, Simmons.
I do anything for you, My little dog is strong.
You are very brave and big and strong.
Do you know what you have to do? You--
Only premium washing and candles. There is no air freshener.
Is perfume, not "air freshener".
I'm sorry. I am defensive. This is my own formula.
I call it CK9.
Getting? "K9"?
I got it for you You kissed yourself Wait a minute.
[gasps]
Don't make a sound.
-Give me a rope. -My word. Is this robbery?
Yes it's true.
Come on, pooch.
GUILLERMO: Alright, I have two - Mon Dieu!
Simmons, what has happened to you?
That rotten bastard, he was stolen by Michelangelo
GUILLERMO: Michelangelo!
GUILLERMO: Run! ROBBER: No, come back! Not! Back!
Come back, stupid, come here!
I bet that this is part of the problem. The collar is too tight BRENNAN: No, really?
MAN: Mustard and onion with pleasure, mustard and onions....
BRENNAN: Beethoven! SARA: Come back, Beethoven!
Stop, dog, stop!
BRENNAN: Beethoven!
[All-fast instrumental music]
Come back here.
Geez!
SARA: come back! Back!
BRENNAN: Beethoven!
Where did he go?
SARA: wait!
SIMMON: What is this?
You are a fool.
SARA: come back! Back!
BRENNAN: Beethoven!
[Fast-paced instrumental music continues]
[People scream]
Michelangelo!
SIMMON: Michelangelo, stop!
Michelangelo!
Stop it!
Surrender the link, kid.
Your cholesterol will penetrate the roof.
What happened to you? You are a very naughty child.
Come on.
Michelangelo, when I drove you home, you were punished.
SARA: Beethoven! BRENNAN: He must be somewhere.
SARA: Beethoven, where are you?
[Trench-style instrumental music]
Beethoven!
BRENNAN: Come on, kid.
Beethoven, have you never done it again?
[Simmons moans]
SIMMON: Michelangelo, it stinks
Egads.
Michelangelo!
Smell!
I told you not to eat the hot dog.
Now you smell like beef byproducts.
Opener, sir?
Vittles?
Come on. Come on.
Hello? Michelangelo. Michelangelo!
Are you daydreaming? Come on.
geez.
What happened to you? You are not at all.
Join
You can just sit there and use this 15 minute time limit...
... to think about how is really despicable...
... your behavior today
I'll go upstairs, change my pants...
... get this doggy oil from me.
Breath of water!
And I canceled your massage.
No! Not on the floor
[Shouts]
Come on, Beethoven.
-Do you see what he just did? -Not.
SARA: Looks great, Daddy. RICHARD: Thank you, my dear No, no.
BRENNAN: He just took my napkin. SARA: I told you he's smart.
He folded your napkin.
It's beyond smart.
BRENNAN: Strange.
BETH: Do you know what's really weird?
I don't think he drooled anymore.
That's weird.
[Electronic noise]
What is Thanksgiving?
MARTHA: Of course not, Maddy. Why?
Because we all eat together.
Maddy, that's great.
But, you know, I don't think it's appropriate.
Say sorry, honey.
Sorry ma'am.
MARTHA: I think it would be nice for us to have a typical Sedgefood family meal.
Reg, did I tell you the fur company we chose was closed?
REG: I know We have it.
MARTHA: How can we? This is against everything we believe.
We just got it a few years ago.
I could have free hair all this time, and you never told me?
-Martha, you fight fur. -Yeah, now, but I'm not ordinary!
SIMMON: De-fatted, unsalted, cholesterol free...
... baked organic porcelain.
Is it free-range?
That's a pig, ma'am.
I'm not sure how far they will go if they are given a free range
Maybe semolina, is a fake meat patty, Simmons.
SIMMON: As you want, ma'am.
Sorry.
Michelangelo, would you be nice to get the napkin?
Michelangelo Michelangelo, no.
back! Back!
[Screams]
Simmons!
That's not the bell, right?
my Lord. That will leave marks.
Good.
One foot in front of the other. There he is. Great.
Don't stand there, for God's sake!
Get a roast pan from him! He will come out nesting!
[Melancholic instrumental music]
[Moaning]
Michelangelo...
... I have a bad dream.
Am I waking you up?
Want to go to sleep with me?
Come on.
Good!
Let's see who does their homework.
What about my friend's obstacles?
Drop the rope, kid.
I don't think that's a good idea, sir.
Last week, because...
... circumstances beyond my control...
... I can't tell you all commands...
... You will study in this class.
Commands like...
... sit down.
Get down.
Come on.
And of course...
... heels.
Therefore, to test your dog's ability...
... my wife, Florence Rutledge, has been designed with love...
... hurdles...
... which represents a real life situation...
... you and your dog might really meet...
... in real life.
Tunnel...
... one of the more difficult experiments where only one in 100...
... untrained dogs can successfully negotiate.
Frame A, maybe...
... dangerous sand dunes on the beach.
On a busy summer day.
Children scream everywhere.
Can you trust your dog not to bolt to the crowd...
... and parting with a 3 year old child for lunch?
Double jumps, maybe...
... your neighbor's hedgerows.
Where your dog might have to slide to save you from...
... black cat.
That happened before. The teeter.
Much like, well, I'm not sure about that.
Florence likes teeters, so she puts it in.
And of course, foam donuts are suspended.
It is impossible for amateurs to negotiate without proper training.
Never try it.
Yes, people, It won't happen overnight.
But with a lot of hard work and patience...
... even a dog with two short bones from stew...
... will learn obediently.
And...
... before this class ends...
... Great people...
... You will be well trained...
... that you will execute each and every obstacle...
... as if it were a walk in the park.
I promise so.
Disbanded!
ANNOUNCEMENT: Please pay attention to to the podium Thank you.
MARTHA: Woman...
... You were invited here today...
... because you are already at the forefront in your concern for the environment...
... and your willingness to embrace new conservation methods.
The idea of drinking drinking water is the new one to make sure.
But this is the wave of the future!
Come on, ladies, don't be shy.
Bottles go up, so to speak.
MADISON: Stop!
Stop it!
Michelangelo, what are you doing?
Stop it, heels!
What are you doing?
[shout]
MADISON: heels!
Michelangelo, stop!
Oh no.
No!
[All-fast instrumental music]
Come here, madam, you're all wet!
Michelangelo, still! Heel!
Crikey!
my Lord!
He has an anxiety attack!
Come here, get you
It went smoothly, right? ldiot
[Barks]
Shut up, aren't you enough? Come on.
MARTHA: You don't know How traumatic it is, Doctor.
Very buried feeling dredged -
[gasps]
I just blinked.
Do you think I have a problem with toilet training when I was a child?
Mrs. Sedgwick, please sit down?
This is Michelangelo's appointment.
Of course.
I see there is a lot of hostility right now.
MARTHA: Only that, Doctor. All that hostility, all who behave.
Everything is so sudden. Where does it come from?
-Do you want to know what I'm thinking? -Of course.
I think Michelangelo reacts to a lack of affection.
Well, that's ridiculous.
I'm pretty sure My daughter gave her love.
-You are "pretty sure"? -Well, I've seen them together.
Do you give Michelangelo's affection? Physical affection.
-I tried to give him space. -What about your daughter?
-Well, I told you, I'm pretty sure-- -No no.
I mean, do you love your child?
Ladies and gentlemen, as you pointed out, this is Michelangelo's appointment.
DR. BROTHERS: Mrs. Sedgwick, I think The problem is deeper than Michelangelo.
He is only the first to show symptoms.
-What are you writing now? -Notes for my new book
If you fall from that stupid tree, You hit each branch on the way down.
SARA: heels
Good boy.
Sit down.
Brennan, look! Can you believe this
I don't know what that is. My dog doesn't seem to be able to learn anything.
I hope he's more like Beethoven.
Now, that doesn't happen overnight.
You just, you know, must continue to do it...
... and finally everyone will gather.
You only have to...
... be patient, mostly, and lots of hard work and so on.
Thank you.
- Well, I have to go -I have to go too.
-Okay bye. -'Bye.
-I think I'll see you later, then.
BRENNAN: It's amazing, that's all. Top class students in class.
A beautiful girl likes me.
-Not like that in high school. -Are you worried about Beethoven?
= Real worry...
... he will turn me into a baby magnet, I don't have time to eat or sleep.
Brennan, I mean that.
Beethoven's dog isn't the same first
What are you talking about? I mean, all our problems are over.
Beethoven finally learned how to stick to it.
Mom cools off and sends her to the farm.
My math scores have never been better.
-Brennan, I mean that. -I think he's fine, okay?
Come on.
[loud barking]
No.
Phoebe again
Don't worry about that. Come on, do your things, kid.
BRENNAN: Beethoven! Where are you going?
Running!
SARA: Beethoven! BRENNAN: Run, Sara, run it!
SARA: Beethoven! BRENNAN: Back here, you weenie!
[Slow instrumental music]
Beethoven, I know yet has always been your biggest fan...
... but I can see you working hard matching.
Honey, do you think she's okay?
BETH: are you kidding me? If someone is fine, it's Beethoven.
He doesn't make a mess or chases mailman.
He doesn't even drool.
Sure, because everything he did Lying all day.
Well, I think he's just civilized.
No! No, look, it's not good. I need it to do something.
-What like? -I do not know.
Whatever. I need inspiration.
Come on, kid. Pee on the carpet.
Same as before. Pee on the carpet.
I rely on him to give me an idea for this new pet card.
I'm dying out there, honey. Come on, kid. Come on!
Come on, kid, jump on the couch. Break the pillow!
Martha, I don't see what the problem is.
He seems to be fine.
-He attacked your personal trainer. -It's okay with me
The man made me do a foot lift.
I'm sorry. I just don't see how this concerns us.
I mean, can't the staff handle this?
This is not about staff. It's about family.
REG: I think Madison must be here. MARTHA: You are absolutely right.
-Hi, ma'am Hi daddy. -Come in, baby
I will think you want to protect your investment Michelangelo no longer shows, but we can make money to get rid of him...
... S-T-U-D.
Also, if you remember, At first we bought him as a family pet.
Alright.
What did Dr. Brothers? think that we should do it?
We have to bring it out Michelangelo's puppy.
Good night, nurse. -Reg.
Okay, alright. How?
Cavort.
- Excuse me? -Run it.
Playing. Throw an old tennis ball.
The things that real people do with their real pets.
Sounds like fun, doesn't it, kid?
-I don't know how to do cavort. -Yeah, neither do I. It's sad, isn't it?
He wants to teach you how to play. This is, Father. Catch.
[Reg groaning]
BRENNAN: 'See you, Daddy. RICHARD: Ham, cheese, pickles on the side.
"See you, Dad.
Mustard, lettuce and avocado, apple slices, three cakes, Jell-O...
... cheese string, spoon, napkin and blue ice block.
You understand
[Sighs]
-I guess I'm going to work. -Good.
-Alright. -See you.
"See you later, Beethoven.
I know that.
He will never admit it in a million years...
... but he missed Beethoven being slow too.
Now, guess what, buddy. He will come back.
[All-fast instrumental music]
Just like ordinary Mama!
[Richard makes a barking sound]
Pak Newton?
Are you okay?
Sorry I brought the Book Club!
RICHARD: come on Come on.
[Light instrumental music]
Fragrant Bouquet.
This is subtle, but insolent.
Richard, what are you doing?
None. Why?
[Light instrumental music]
One two three. Hit the deck!
No, no! Come back!
MADISON: Wow, Mom. I don't know you know how to cook bacon.
Well, I'm sad to say There's a lot about me you don't know.
Anyway...
MARTHA:... it's not real meat. REG: really?
'Because...
... boys, surely it feels like the real thing.
I think the three of us...
... can take Michelangelo and try the path with the reservoir.
-Cool. Well. -It will be cold.
Good. I will have Simmons bring the car around
I'm here, sir
Good work, Simmons.
-Simmons, take the car around. -It will make my day, sir.
Nigel, it's me.
I, you are an idiot Listen to me.
They will be hiking with dogs in the reservoir.
No, no cycling. Hiking.
Yes. The dog Meet me in the reservoir
Yes, now, idiot.
[Lapping sounds]
I don't want to dirty any glasses.
-'Bye, Mom. "See you later, Dad. -'Bye, Mom. " See you, Dad.
Guys, wait. Dear, sit here.
Beethoven and I have something to show you
- Say goodbye. -What?
Lasts. Notify Beethoven goodbye.
Goodbye.
[Beth complains with disgust]
BETH: I think he's over! RICHARD: Me too.
Slobber, saliva everywhere. Isn't that great?
Ask me again when I dry up.
We are so close!
So close What do you mean?
Well, we don't want to tell you to finish, but...
We have taken Beethoven to obey school
RICHARD: what? BRENNAN: Yes
Now, that explains a number of things.
But why? Why are you going to--
Because we want to look after it.
And we think if he acts better, then maybe we can.
[Slow instrumental music]
Now, you do a good job.
It's almost too good.
So, can we hold it back?
Okay, he can stay.
-Yes! -OK!
Thank you, Mother! Guess what.
-Beethoven's class valedictorian. -Not kidding?
Hey, where did he go?
Keep drinking, kid. I will get my sketchbook.
- Bring Beethoven out of the bathroom. -Right.
[Flushing toilet]
That's weird.
REG: Alright. Come on. There.
Look at him marking the path, Martha? Those are the days.
You know, when I was little, My father took us west on a land cruise.
-What is that? -A motor home.
MADISON: Sounds like fun. REG: Very nice.
How about you, kid?
You have never been on vacation in a motorbike right?
[Screams]
REG: I don't know if you see the signs there, but clearly said -
NIGEL: enter the car! Get in the car! Use your seat belt!
NIGEL: That's terrible! Stop it!
He has Michelangelo!
FBI AGENT 1: Yes, that's part of the FBI internship program.
Two buttermilk, two chocolate with rainbow sprinkles...
... four full jelly, and go to Krispy Kreme.
We got a discount there. Place the box in my car.
Yes, with two coffees. No sugar.
The car was registered to someone named Nigel Bigelow.
Nigel. The car is registered with Nigel Bigelow.
This is Nigel Bigelow.
FBI AGENT 2: Right. Whatever.
Don't bother to remove the plate from the vehicle.
That was very careless.
Now, the local police have the apartment floating.
He knows that we made it, because he left the vehicle.
So it's likely that that she's back is pretty slim.
All we can do is sit and wait.
I hate to mention this under such circumstances, sir, but...
... I have a doctor's appointment.
Of course, Simmons.
You have done enough for one day.
I mean, if it's okay with you.
Yes, of course, of course. The best way is to do a normal routine.
We don't think Bigelow has an accomplice but...
... he can see that house.
SIMMON: Very good, sir.
Thank you, sir.
This is it, Miss Madison.
Alright, cheerio.
[dramatic instrumental music]
NIGEL: back Back, dog! Back! A good dog
Return to your room Return to your room.
Don't.... Get....
Return to the room!
Well, Nigel...
... I see you have a command situation, as usual.
NIGEL: You lie You said he wasn't a murderer.
He is not a murderer. You are an oaf
-Red. Just throw him - Come on, Michelangelo.
NIGEL: And make sure you lock the door! What are you doing with chicken?
Have I told you how much I am...
... hate giving you your kibble morning, noon and night No? Okay, I show you.
Lunch is served, sir.
That's not too difficult, right?
You can go down now, Nigel. Doggie killer is safely removed.
Yes, fine, it's fine for you...
... but the bathroom is there, finally I have to use it
Now listen to me.
If we can skip this without you jumping on the furniture...
... every time the dog decides to behave like a dog...
... then you can go to the bathroom on the afternoon flight to Rio de Janeiro.
Why?
Right. Because we go to Brazil this afternoon
I remember. I packed my uncle. I can use--
Shut up and read this That's your line
Glasses.
Come on.
[Flatulence]
-That's not me That is whoopie. -Telephone.
[Clock ticks]
[The phone is ringing, gasping]
Hello?
Speak clearly.
- Ransom note. - Puppy, you twit!
NIGEL: I have your dog.
Enter 250,000 ordinary paper bags...
... behind the statue at the Civic Center Park. There are no police.
You have until 4:00 "pumm" today.
PM, you twit!
NIGEL: 4:00, you tweet.
250,000 what?
-250,000 dollars. -Dollars?
NIGEL: Dollars. REG: At 4:00?
NIGEL: And make everything unmarked twenty dollar bills
REG: I don't know if I can do it.
NIGEL: If you ever want to see that dog again...
... You will do what I say.
REG: You put it in the phone. I want to talk to him.
[Panting]
NIGEL: he's fine REG: Okay. Don't hurt him.
[Flatulence]
That is the dog. 4:00 pm.
You are a fool.
-Where are you going? -I will go to the bank.
I told him, right?
Yes. You are extraordinary
Now, I have to go. Listen to me.
Do you listen to me?
Yes, I think.
Don't let him out.
I got it. The dog I got it. Don't worry Don't worry He doesn't go anywhere.
-Look at him. He is very handsome. -Yes.
She's sweet.
I wonder if he's the person doing math math work
How about this? "Dear sir:
" This is our birthday. I see you have lifted your cup.
"So I drink toast for us and will never leave his seat."
[Military style instrumental music]
Be careful, honey.
[Tense instrumental music]
Will he be okay? He will be fine, right?
Say that he will be fine.
[Land of Hope and Glory playing]
Congratulations. -OK. Thank you.
RUTLEDGE: Take this one. This is it.
That's it! That's a thief!
-Who? -Stay here.
MARTHA: Reg! Wait! We are right behind you!
FBI AGENT 2: That's it.
NIGEL: Push
[Nigel panting and hard pants]
FBI AGENT 1: You have to stop smoking, friend.
This is empty! No money This is not true. Johnny told us about this together.
Why did he bother me?
Johnny?
Jonathan Simmons?
Michelangelo. What are you doing here?
A good child Stay.
staying there Yes, right. Yes.
A good child Stay.
A good child
[All-fast instrumental music]
REG: No. MARTHA: what?
I put it here. It's gone!
The word separation is is one in one million.
Champion among canine dogs.
There is no noble of offspring. Beethoven, front and center.
CROWD: Alright, Beethoven! OK!
Alright.
He reminded me of a dog I knew during the war.
A loyal puppy.
Brave, loyal, right.
So, without further ado...
How much more can be possible?
... I'm happy to introduce this class farewell...
... and an extraordinary group, Beethoven!
[All-fast instrumental music]
RUTLEDGE: Organized
Stop it!
Watch out! Sit! Down!
For the sake of kindness, people, You act like an animal!
Stop and stop! See!
Relaxing!
You little lice bag!
SIMMON: Watch out! Helps!
[Fast-paced instrumental music continues]
[Echoing] Michelangelo!
Where are you, Michelangelo?
Where are you
[Slow instrumental music]
MADISON: Michelangelo!
BRENNAN: Beethoven!
Where did you go?
Sara, bring me a rope.
SIMMON: Take out your nose from there!
Dogs, you -
Easy.
SARA: Don't ever run like that. BRENNAN: That's weird.
FBI AGENT 2: FBI, Simmons. Hold it there.
SIMMON: Did you get it? Well, good work, Detective.
You mean, good work, brother.
Right, brother? Skinning you again
You are always selfish, _ smell of little men And I think we're together.
Now, you think it's wrong.
Why did you do it?
Do you remember SedgePro 97?
Are you kidding me?
That's the only software I've created
-It lost millions for our investors. -Where I am one.
Sorry.
Madison, I'm sure the agent will find it.
You don't even care.
He is only an investment for you.
I heard you told Daddy.
Michelangelo loves me more than anyone else in the world.
Maybe more than you.
Madison, that's not true.
[Slow instrumental music]
It's just that we have forgotten how to show it
Michelangelo?
Michelangelo!
Can I have a rope for him?
"What's with this dog," you might ask, "That deserves this honor?"
I can conclude it in one word. J: discipline.
Two: obedience.
And D:
Any temptation that might pass right in front of his nose.
-Sgt. Rutledge-- - Easy, kid. I'm rolling around.
-But I have-- -Just--
RUTLEDGE: Just remember.
Until your dog is properly trained, never...
... Take off the rope.
[Rutledge screams]
Beethoven!
The old self again. What this card will make.
That's our dog!
Beethoven!
No.