Look at you.
- look here Okay, great, good. - WOMEN: Alright, let's do this
- Do you like my new clothes? - Okay, ready?
All right, say "cheese."
- ALL: Cheese... - Oh wait. Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Maybe it's just me, but I can say, why is "cheese"?
I know it's not your fault, Obviously you didn't do it Make it, but please,
it makes us look like people pods
What about something more snapshots like?
Au naturel.
- WOMAN: That's good - I think we've got it, though, right?
I live my dream here.
honey, did you see that? cousin Dougy take him
He's been staring at you all afternoon Don't destroy the cake. I use fresh tangerines.
Can you taste it? in frosting?
Is he really Very tasty. Oh, God, his eyes are very beautiful.
They are good And they are beautiful. Lasts.
- I'll leave. - You will?
- Yeah. - Well. OK.
Oh, but honey.
- Don't do the things you do - What, Mother?
Oh, you know That little thing. This is not a big problem.
That, you know, If you feel insecure, You are self-conscious,
it's a little very hard, laugh nervously?
Dear, it's adorable, but...
Oh, God, look, there he is. Oh look.
MAE: Oh, I know, we see it
He just buttoned the part he could see in the mirror.
At least he shaved more than that the front of his leg now, he has almost the whole...
- Hi. - Hi.
- Okay, this will... - No problem.
Yes.
(SNORTING)
Uh oh. Kiss of death.
(SIGHS)
(SEA PEOPLE)
WOMAN: That's very... DAPHNE: You're beautiful.
MAE: Will we do the photo? MAGGIE: Alright, let's do this
- Let's do it, okay? - Well.
This time I think we have to pose
I think we should pose for one.
Oh, wait a minute, wait. Wait a minute, good? Where is the mile?
Oh, God, how do we lose him Milly? Where are you
I'm upstairs, with Uncle Harold's nephew.
Politically active Open journalist?
Miles, let me get your sister in this case
Maggie, what are you doing?
You pressed "Speaker," Mom.
No, no, I know. Okay, I know that, but...
No, but that one that says "speak"
- "Miles, we are here, we are all here." - "ALL: Hi."
So how are you doing?
- This is good. - This is good.
Good. The only thing is
I think he might have a hot dog with bread.
Are you having a picnic? What?
Uncircumcised already entered.
You know the man I headed before Derek, he has...
And I prefer that because that's how it is far more dramatic.
When it finally works appearance, you're like...
(EXCLAIMS) What's up
- Pause. - Just a little...
Dear, just remember, he's done and he's attentive.
And don't forget, you have one breast smaller than the other.
Thank you, Mom. God.
Wait, isn't he back? together with his wife?
Oh no.
Well, Milly, Congratulations on your first marriage
Let's hope this is the first from a lot. Applause.
Alright.
A little thyme, remember? For hope
And they say lavender to remember.
But my grandmother likes marigold
Because he said that made you remember only good stuff
I want to make love to you my Lord. Alright, we have to cut champagne
and get food on their stomach before there is an encore Let's continue and get the ice ready, Alright?
Thank you.
(CELLPHONE RINGING)
Not the right time.
dear, I just thought about that was brilliant
but go-overboard- with teeth whitening Flute player from Ohio.
Yup, he really stopped by working to surprise me - Hey - DAPHNE: How sweet.
He got to know him my staff when we talked
I think I'm wrong I mean, I have it pegged
for one of them who wants you to until he catches you
and then don't think twice about sleeping with your best friend
You know, men like that.
- No, no, ma'am. He is great. - They are pretty.
You know, Mom, I have to go. We will serve entr es.
And I wear those shoes which we just bought,
no wonder they were sold, my feet killed me I'll call you When I go home, okay? I love you, see you.
Milly.
WOMEN'S VOICE: You don't have a message
Oh!
That's how it is, Cooper.
DAPHNE: Whose idea is this? Korean Spa?
- MAE: Mine - Oy.
Ma, why are you using peak?
I just got this. What's wrong with this?
They are just kind of somber .
They're kind of something You will wear in the hospital.
(GIRLS GIGGLING) Wait a minute, I'll do it You know, young woman,
that this underwear enhances the shape of women,
highlights its elegance from the waist and its making feet look longer,
not from... Well, I'm sorry to say this,
But it's terrible, you know, an amazing aspect of thong,
the body dislodged disproportionately.
Mother, come on, for the 60th birthday, we will destroy you
and we will buy you something beautiful,
something Grandma Musa won't use
Yes, you are. And talk about your birthday,
we have talked about possibilities,
- like, a very small party. - We feel we have to have a party.
- Not a big one. - just intimate
- Elegant... - Something very sophisticated.
Because it's a big for you, ma'am - No Misses, no. Not at all - Missing...
No, I don't want to Talk about that, we won't think about it and of course I won't not celebrate that fact my life basically ends.
- Ma. - But I did find a recipe for butterscotch buttercream the cake is to die for We got it. Really have it.
Naked massage. Remove all clothes.
Not now, friend. Not.
No.
(SPEAKING KOREA)
Whose idea is this?
Who among you can might think so I will enjoy this?
(CELLPHONE RINGING) No, no. So you are.
Just wait No.
Hi honey.
Good.
(SOBBING)
dear, I'm worried about you
This is not a sad sob. I promise, ma'am, I'm fine, I'm fine.
It's just a pressure point Reflex.
(MASSEUSE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Sorry?
What kind of oil? You want?
Oh, yeah oh yulike for you too
- Mother - What? This is a greeting.
(BOTH SPEAKING KOREA)
(EXCLAIMS)
Hey wait. Are you... Are you...
What are you doing here now Hey, that's the head. That...
Soft to hard. Soft to hard.
(SCREAMS)
Fuck.
God.
Girls, he didn't come back with Rafferty, right?
He doesn't want to Talk about that, Mom.
I know that. I think we have Get rid of it pathologically Ambivalent narcissist
three years ago when he almost stood you at Mae's wedding.
Well, you know what, Mom?
He'll never stand me again because he's already sleeping with my ex-boyfriend MAE: Oh, my God MAGGIE: Oh, God.
MAGGIE: I can kill him. DAPHNE: Oh, God.
(SPEAKING KOREA)
You deserve someone who wants you,
someone who is good and like you.
Why do you always have to drop me off?
- I didn't put you... - Yes, you.
Love should make you feel good about yourself You don't need to do it Satisfied with crumbs.
Alright alright. I know. I'm an idiot, okay?
- I'm done. Forgive me. Forgive me. - DAPHNE: no, no No.
(SPEAKING KOREA)
Alright. You are a family psychologist What do you think we should do? About your sister?
I swear, with men, She's like psychotic flypaper.
They are either gay, married, not available or out of their minds
No, Mom, you have to leave it alone. You must stop making it very insecure.
He has the least amount of time with daddy who is not right great male role model.
And stop being a helicopter, Ma'am, you're flying.
You are right, you are right.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
I will back down,
I will give him some space to solve the problem for himself Good.
Yes.
If only I could choose for him.
- No. - No, so...
it's very Fiddler on the Roof.
Your parents don't choose you
Yes, but maybe they must have
Do you know what I'm thinking? I thought you obeyed it
to avoid this very big birthday You have come.
I don't obey.
Is that crazy for me? he wants to have
one healthy relationship in his life?
I mean, come on, if he keeps this pattern
wrong choice after wrong choice...
I mean, okay, one thing when you are in your 20s,
but 20 years later, is not so pretty Maggie?
Not me...
I don't want him to end alone.
Do you know what I am aware of?
I gave up the search. I don't need anyone. I mean, look at Mom.
She's single most of her adult life and she lives an extraordinary life.
So what do you know? I will be just like you, ma'am (GROANS)
Just like you.
DAPHNE: Milly, you will go thank you for this later
Good.
"Adult Friend Finder."
"More than 14 million members." Now, that's a very good sign.
I like how to use it the word "friend"
Friendship is the cornerstone of any good relationship
(WOMEN MOANING)
(BARKS)
God. Oh, sorry, cage I'm sorry, honey Wait, okay Wait. Shooting.
MAN: Eat my dick No no Shut up, okay? Go away, All goney, right? Go
Cooper, quiet.
(WOMEN MOANING)
MAN: Gateway customer support. Can I help you?
Online Support Pak?
Yes, no What happened was my computer seems to have frozen.
No, I just did it a little pre-Christmas shopping online.
Why do you need to know what site I ?
(MAN GRUNTING)
God.
God darn.
Hello, is this what We Match 4?
"Allow me to post this ad. says if you are working nuts, lewd or fruit cakes, go ahead. " Nudists, mama's boys, sexually confused don't need to be applied
"Anarchist, xenophobic, philistine, masochist, sexist, fanatical are not accepted."
I know it's $ 5 a word. No, yeah, don't worry.
I'm not the one to talk.
So let's just take it page two "Chronic itching."
"I am looking for someone with a permanent job who knows the value of his work
"It is not excluded Mandiri rich."
Okay, hope is coming out...
Spots. Yes. Yes, yes, I like it.
I like it, I like it.
Oh.
Hi. You must be Daphne Wilder. Nice to meet you
Let's date your daughter.
MAN: I will only dig quickly, Because I am hypoglycemic,
Because instead I blood sugar touches the ground and you know? Well.
I just want to know what do you think of the capstone from good relations?
What's up there
So why don't you? free partner, okay I say marriage, you say...
I said marriage
- No, no, I say marriage and... - I say marriage
Right, but that's not it I mean. I mean that...
- me... - me...
- me. - I.
(MAN SNEEZES)
I have a little allergic for dandruff and peanut meat.
Okay, done, Thank you very much.
- Nice to meet you - Thank you.
Appreciate that, huh. Right. Thank you very much. Okay, yes.
If I say marriage, then what do you say?
Vera Wang.
Your name?
- Kwak. - Huey.
(SINGLE) I already have wood.
Uh!
How old were you?
(EXCLAIMS)
I read your ad, "You will know me with my polka point."
I am a licensed psychologist and I want to offer you my service
I want to suggest that as a mother,
Hi. I think we should meet now.
Yes. Oh, that...
Right.
That is so...
I will leave my card.
I really don't think I can't pass it one more without very medicine
- That's bad, huh? - Bad?
(CHUCKLES) Yes. Like...
Wow.
And I like that you go for younger men
me?
No no The ship is docked.
No, this is for my daughter
Let me straighten this out. So did you meet these people for him?
Uh huh.
So he's cool with you Do this for him, then.
Maybe it should go play your guitar
Mmm.
Excuse me. I am Jason Grant. I don't mean to interrupt.
I've been waiting for near the bar,
but I only have a lot of time before I have to go back to work.
DAPHNE: I just want to ask about your family
Yes, well, my father is an engineer who is always a closet architect - And I grew up in love with old buildings. - I know what you mean.
So I think I became the architect that he always dreamed of being.
geez. Geez.
Oh, thank you, my dear.
Can I order something?
You know, actually it turns out I'm not very hungry at all.
Let me get your "Mushrooms" "chitarrina misto". This is the best secret in town Can we have two commands from that, please
And a bottle of Castellare Chianti Poggiale.
- If you insist, huh? - No, I did, I did.
Do you mind me asking why People like you haven't found it a woman already?
Okay, I admit I'm a little workaholic.
This is a very important moment in my career now.
I have found a woman but not the right one.
Many "almost" out there.
Oh, yes, a lot of "almost."
Yes.
(SPEAKING ITALY)
You speak Italian, huh?
No, I'm a fake Italian.
I really like learning it.
You know, Milly happens to be so a phenomenal cook
He always wants to take it cooking tour in Italy
- Oh, wow, I'll go there this fall. - really
But this is crazy for me now
My company is celebrating it their tenth birthday
Oh.
You will need a caterer later.
I mean, the type opportunity must be marked, isn't that right?
- You're good. Become James Bond. - Yes.
Now, it's fun to meet you, Daphne Wilder.
Well, Jason, my dear.
Must love women at polka points.
- Not everyone can do it. - Thank you.
See you later
- See you later. - See you later God.
Oh yeah.
And the winner is?
Duh. Hands down, bachelors number 17
- He? - Yes.
Oh, I don't believe that person.
That person is playing you like a slide guitar.
He doesn't.
He is very stable, is responsible, young adult.
He has empty eyes.
They are not empty. And who should I choose?
- Who do you think is better? - I.
What?
I like you.
And I have a strange instinct I like it too. Maybe I should meet him.
Let me be honest with you, okay
You are a very charming man, Unbearable, actually.
And that's why I know your will be a horrendous choice
because I'm not looking for a good affair for my daughter
You know, like, beautiful musicians who will destroy his heart
I am looking for a life partner That's great. Thank you.
Yes, no, I like reduced to cultural cliches. It's just great.
Because only musicians Break people's hearts. Wow.
Uh...
This is not the only place I have them.
Now, look, you're a great person
I hope you have a great life.
But I have to do it what's the best for my daughter
Yes, of course you do,
but maybe you don't know what is the best for your daughter I'm sorry?
Maybe so.
I might do it.
Nice to meet you, Daphne.
Fun. Enjoyment.
Almost here.
- Yes, we have landed We are in heaven. - Oh, my God.
God. Look. Oh, my God. Mil, look at this
Mom, this is the point polka. That's how Minnie Mouse I don't even know if I like it What am I
I hear you hate it - Me too. - Oh, please, just try it.
Why?
Because I said that.
Dear, look, that might surprise you
After all, you look beautiful in the dress The fact is, Do you know what I'm thinking?
I think you should do it for business that serves on Sundays.
Works? Mother, I always spill things.
- Oh, come on, just try it. - OK.
Good. It was incredible.
This isn't really me at all.
What are you talking about? This is really you
Well, this kind of is more you by the way
You know what that is, It's kind of like Aunt Jemima met Betty Crocker.
You know, that's ridiculous.
Come on, honey, Do you know what I'm going to do?
I made a decision. I will get it for you No no You are not getting me this dress
I don't even like it and it doesn't make sense to work.
No.
Hello.
Excuse me.
This meatballs is my mother's recipe Fantastic, I recommend everyone tries a few.
I like the color of orchids.
Uh huh.
Thank you, Matisse.
Chicken satay has been obtained very unique taste What you use
It's cumin I'm sorry, I can't really chat now.
You guys, the brown waterfall is not in the right place
Oh, no, we can't have it.
Do you know what? Let's go ahead and just shift everything be the door frame of the temple. Thank you.
Yes. That's the perfect place.
So, do you like the building?
I really think is a bit cold
I'm Jason Grant. I'm architect Milly. Nice to meet you.
(MILLY SNORTING)
(CELLPHONE RINGING)
Come on, ma'am. Pick up the phone.
(EXCLAIMS)
Oh, Daphne. Let's begin. Hello.
Oh, ma'am, hi, it's me.
I have to tell you the most amazing thing happened.
This person is working ask me out
- He did? - Yes, he is very cute Mom, she's an architect. We will go out Saturday night.
- Oh, you? - I am very happy. I'm very happy.
Milly, well, that's the way is really great, honey That's great.
This is good right?
Mother, she's very funny, I don't even believe It happened to me.
And he likes polka dots. Thank you.
- Oh huh? - Thank you mom. Yes.
Well, baby, it's just that, I guess, stupid luck.
- You're the best. I love you. - Well.
- Goodbye - See you later (WHOOPS)
Cage, come on!
(LAUGHING)
Yes.
Hello, Jason, this is Bond.
James Bond. Call me. I heard a warm welcome.
Alright, I just stopped. I'm in
No problem. Don't worry I'm here, I'm here
(CAR HONKING) Sorry sorry.
No, no, they are not angry.
They don't... Wait. Sorry.
They're just... they're Maybe hungry or something.
Give them spring rolls from Adams' marriage and the sauce from Levy's wedding.
Alright, I'm in. Okay bye.
There is a lot of static out there.
You can say it again.
There is a lot of static out there.
You know it's caused by a lack of moisture in the air which causes imbalances positive and negative costs.
You know, ice cream is known to for cutting static cling in 98% of most cases.
I like ice cream, but I'm really late for work.
And I'm very sorry. Good tattoos.
What do you feel?
Why don't you catch me Your passions?
Why don't I get your favorite?
Good.
I will have an Fudgsicle.
Oh, no, no. The Dreamsicle.
Wait. Is that rainbow high one
it's really embarrassing to eat, but is that really good?
Good. Forget it.
I will have the Dream which has a green wrap
with Japanese writing on it.
Thank you.
I really started to feel like I would never go meet who
and that makes me feel hopeless
As I said before, Stuart, Sheila was very large lost, but that was 1993.
Oh, it's still very fresh.
This makes me feel like when I was in class 2,
and I walked around with a booger in my nose all day and nobody told me
Why did they not tell me?
Now, more precisely, why doesn't Sheila tell you she's not happy Oh, God, this makes me feel sick.
Maybe I should change my appointment time from Thursday 3:00 to Monday at 1:00.
No, Stuart, We've tried it before.
You have Fridays at 1:00 and Tuesday at 11:00.
That really doesn't help Your hypoglycemia
Now let's focus where we ended last time.
Meet new people,
Join an adult class education or book club.
I go to an internet dating service Good for you. That's very brave.
That is a nightmare, Wilder-Decker.
That made me want to kill myself, even more than the last time.
Wow. Well, that was triggered That feeling, Stuart?
(GROANS)
This mother advertised looking for a partner for her Princess and I answered.
Friend to his daughter?
Stuart, some people You should not have children.
I don't think I passed the exam because he made me feel like this is great
Well, I won't worry about that, Stuart.
Imagine how messed up His daughter will be his.
Then when I pressed it why can't I meet his precious daughter,
- do you know what he said? - I really heard it wasn't going well.
"Because I said that. That's why."
Mother, how can you? When did you plan to tell him?
Now, why? he needs to know
I mean as long as he's happy, that's all that's important.
And, my goodness, who knows?
This architect could be an actual magilla As I always say,
"God can't be everywhere, and that's why he made mom."
What? That happened the signature card we gave you,
and Milly thinks is too shallow
Don't dare tell him, Maggie, or you and I will have some serious problems
Well, we already have Some serious problems, Mom.
(SCREAMS)
It's always very dramatic.
Mother, this is like class 6 drama club. Speak English.
(DOORBELL OPTIONS)
God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, hi, honey Oh, ma'am.
I was just in the neighborhood and I thought I would stop by.
All right, Mom Please, You have to start calling me.
I have that date on the way right now.
Oh, but Milly, you look really pretty
Are you sure you want to do it? use that dress, how come?
- This is the first hit. - I know,
but don't you think You have to mix it a little?
- What for? - Okay, you know, you're right.
You're right. It looks perfect on you and everything about it.
I just kind of wondered, if maybe you had to the button was the button
No, no, I like this.
Milly, you look like you asked for it.
I asked for it.
Alright, I'll pretend I didn't hear it.
Okay, what are you going to do with your hair?
I already did it
Oh, of course you do it. Of course you do it.
And you also make cakes? That's about Sweetest touch.
No, actually, I just want The house smells like cake When he gets here.
Mother, it's 6:49, look. And he should do it is here at 7:00.
- You have to go, please, please. - Well. I can take instructions.
- This is not a clue. Mom, go - Alright.
(DOORBELL RINGING) Oh, she's here She's here.
- Okay, you have to go - Alright.
- You have to go please, Mom, Mom. - OK.
- But wait a minute, honey Just having fun. - Well.
- Don't hesitate to be yourself, but remember... - I love you, but you have to go.
... don't be too, you know, will come with all relationships that fail
Okay, I understand.
- And honey, honey - I love you.
- Keep the mystery alive. - I love you. I love you for several reasons.
Good.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
I will pull my hair out. What? Anything?
(DOORBELL RINGING) I know I know. Only one small thing.
- I don't know, Mom, I have to go. He is here. - I want you to use this
- God. Grandma's diamond - Yeah.
Put it above me, put it above me.
- I want to wear it tonight. - OK.
- I know. I know, he came.
- don't worry We start. - Well.
Mother, you never let one of us use this This is very special.
- Very special. - Thank you.
What?
(DOORBELL RINGING)
Hopefully it will bring you luck the architect. Your sister and I will expect a full report.
- OK? - Well.
I'll give it to you tomorrow night after I go with him.
- Tomorrow night? - Yeah, yeah
I went with Another great person tonight.
He took me to Luna Station to listen to music.
- Are you? - Can you believe that, ma'am?
It's like I'm giving up, I stopped trying
and the universe took me two amazing people
- Good right? Wow. - Wow, that's great.
That's one of those amazing things, huh?
- Okay, honey. Now, see you later. - See you later.
Go away.
Leave, mother, leave.
Hi.
That is a rose or this.
Thank you.
- Enter. - Cake?
Yes.
(CHUCKLES) Good.
It really seems to have like a different approach and attitude towards life that people aren't really Up here, I guess.
Okay, don't worry We will get it Quickly see who he is
and then we will go home
and finished watching Gary Cooper at Love in the afternoon.
(HONKING HORN)
Come on, man. Well. Yes. Yes.
Good. Go, go, honey Alright alright.
Come on.
(HONKING CARS)
Coop, Coop, everything is fine, lover. Where am I?
God. Well. Oh, my goodness.
Good. Let me just... Okay, I will change this. Well.
SOUND ELECTRONICS: Welcome, what is your goal
Luna Station.
- "your address is..." - what, what, what
- "... 1242 Amherst Boulevard." - 12...
So where is Amherst?
Continue north 2.4 miles and then east.
Now, where is north? Left?
Continue north 2.4 miles then east.
Give me the left. Give me the right Left. Right.
Something like...
Please. For God's sake.
- You know what you are - "Continue north 2.4 miles..."
- I will tell you what you are. - "... and then east."
You're over
- "Continue north 2.4 miles and then east." - And that is a terrible quality.
- terrible machine - "Continue, continue..."
- And that's for you - "Sorry, the order is too hard."
(CAR HONKING)
(SCREAMS)
Are you ready to rock?
- ALL: Yes - Alright.
Alright
- I'll take it here - Fine.
We will meet in the middle.
- down there - sorry
What if I approach you?
I don't mind.
Alright.
(DUCKS QUACKING)
Why are there lots of ducks in Venice?
Ten ducks are swimming down the canal
and one says, "This place is criticized."
(LAUGHING)
That's bad.
No, it's very funny, actually.
This is very funny.
This is me. Enter it.
- I like this. It's very comfortable. - thank you
- so comfortable - Yeah.
Three, two, one, explode.
I'm in orbit. I'm in orbit.
Okay, Lionel, come on... alright Okay, come back here.
Let's start to subside for the bed, okay?
Who are you? Where does the planet come from?
This is Milly from planet Milly This is Lionel from planet johnny.
Hi, Lionel, Nice to meet you
You have 'gina.
I have what
I have a penis You have 'gina.
Okay, friend, give me a break here, okay
- Can I see it? - Hey
(JOE GROWLING)
Lionel. Lionel.
- Lionel - JOHNNY: Father?
Hi.
This is Milly.
Joe Dresden. Nice to meet you.
Sorry. That's dust of the moon.
No problem.
Okay, excuse me. Usually we are just people.
Johnny hasn't been taken home yet a girl, God, I don't know how long
Good, I understand from both sides.
Sorry.
Come on, buddy, let's go and I go in another room.
- These people are boring - No, no, no.
What do you have for lunch today
Baloney sandwich
- I'm not bullshit. - Yes, you.
- I think we got it. There he is. - We got it.
We will see you Night.
God.
- Mr. Grant This way. - Hey, man, how are you?
- This is amazing - Yeah.
- This is really amazing - huh?
This is very big.
That's good.
I like this angle in the city.
I never knew this existed. Gosh.
So what's good here?
Okay, I hope you don't mind, but know your love for food,
I don't want you miss this
Oh.
No, no, no, that's good
Because I made a decision all day.
You know, Gillespies' girls are allergic to chocolate,
But he wants chocolate cake, and...
My rental is in my car, Do I get a hybrid? 'Cause I really believe in them
but I don't know if it's time to switch insurance, that's...
What I mean is, it's very good doesn't have to think for a change.
(SNORTING)
(CLEARS THROAT)
Well, the last time I in Italy, I was in Siena, and they made this wine there,
and this is the only place in the city that serves it.
- Have you been to Siena, haven't you? - Oh, of course, I haven't. Not.
Are you kidding me?
Isn't it fun to drink? our way through Tuscany?
It's amazing.
God, this squid is so...
What is City Hall? Lord, I love old buildings. You know, attention to...
Not that I don't love modern architecture Because I really did it.
This is very brave, but you know what I mean.
Who wants to live? in all concrete ones?
However, you know, Zen from a clean mind, _ Such Asian simplicity,
live without all chaos, very good
This view is extraordinary. My mother will like this view.
Oh yeah?
Does he have good taste?
Perfect.
Now I know this part of the night
where should I sit walk here on this chair
But can I jump five spaces and pass "go"?
Now, "can" imply "can you afford it?"
"May" asks questions.
Milly, can I?
Yes, please.
Milly, may I kiss you?
(CELLPHONE VIBRATING)
I'm sorry. Can you hold that thought? for a moment?
I have to, like...
What?
Well, I just got a new conference call feature, so we thought we would try it.
- new? - Hey, Milly.
- Hi, how are you? - Yes. He is a great kisser.
- Great. Isn't that great, girl? - SECOND: Yes
That's much better than... Remember that Ted guy?
It seems like he has it a lot of potential,
then he ends has, like, lizard tongue.
Oh yeah.
And as I remember, excess intake of Mentos
which does not cover the breath of buffalo wings
That's disgusting, Mae.
Even though, as I remember, the kiss exploded upstairs,
but has certain skills below.
I remember that. Yes, downstairs and...
I don't want to hear it.
Guys, alright, I have to go kiss. I have to go kiss.
- Okay, I have to go too - No.
- I'm three. - See you later
MAN: Yes WOMEN: Yes
(PHONE RINGING)
- "Feels good." - "Yes."
(WOMEN MOANING)
MAGGIE: Hello?
Hello?
Mother?
- No. - "Are you there?"
- OK. - "Mother?"
- What honey? - Mother?
Are you okay?
What is honey? No, yes I'm fine.
No, wait Mother, what's the sound?
Now, Cooper is hot. Good night.
Cooper is a boy. Mother?
He wants potato pancakes in ball form
with Gandalf face on them in sour cream.
We can do that. You start, though.
Hello.
Hi. Wow.
Lionel helped choose this. He wants you to know.
geez. Thank you very much. Lionel, they are beautiful.
And do you know what? You can actually eat this flower
They are really good in salads.
Although, when I'm your age, I don't like something green.
And now I've learned to love
- spinach... - Now if he can stop talking
- for five seconds -... Brussels sprouts, broccoli.
(TIMER RINGS)
Oh I understand, I understand, I understand.
- No, we will get it - I got it.
Hey, Lionel, come on, Do you want to help us eat core?
LIONEL: Can I, Father?
Yes, yes. Continue. Become crazy.
See you later
If not, I will do it.
There are many things that happened overnight.
And I can't tell you about Lionel's unique rhythm and I'm sorry...
Oh, my God, no, it's okay. I really feel a family relationship with him.
You know he can't stop running around and I can't stop talking.
I kind of thought you were leaving your hand was full
(EXCLAIMING)
They say it can't be done, but I did it
How was your date with...
Oh, my God, Mom...
Mom, this is Johnny Johnny, this is my mother, Daphne.
Hi. Oh.
(SCREAMS)
Oh!
Lionel. Johnny's son John, isn't it?
Lionel. Come on, buddy.
Uh huh.
Lionel, come here now.
- Sorry. - MILLY: Johnny. That's Johnny.
Lionel, it's very funny.
geez. Oh, ma'am.
(CRYING)
- The delivery person is here - is this a menorah-esque?
Mom, I don't even know if it's good
- Find something like Hobbit. - I have nothing like Hobbits.
We must try and make this work, though.
They will never know it from Gelson's.
Oh, wait, wait. I use this for Jason's party.
Jason has that kind of good eye. Well.
Thank you.
Happy Bar Mitzvah, Josh Greenberg.
How do you know Jason? are good eyes like that?
What is he? Oh, that's so sweet. It looks like he is like that very special person
What if we try the new vase on the coffee table?
- She's good. But actually, both of them. - Oh, I'm sure they are both.
But in terms of who you are you want to be serious about,
That's Johnny, at least from what I can see, I can't even make his life together.
But I'll stop, okay? You know what's wrong
The sofa in the wrong place Viewing.
- I have an idea - Good.
- So we will move the sofa. Which way? - Let's move like this.
We start.
That's very good. Okay, there he is. I think that's good.
- Oh yeah. - Oh, my God, look at that
This is great. This, like, is completely open up space
- So very, very, very good. - I like it.
- The only one... Can I say this? - What?
We haven't tried the sofa near the window I think we should
(CELLPHONE RINGING)
- Alright. I don't even know if I see it here. - Well. Gosh.
for a moment. Hello?
You have the wrong number. Yes. There is no J. Bond here.
FYI, the Eagle has landed.
Yes, hens are at home. Repeat, in the house. Right now.
All right, honey Miles, if we push this five inches to the left,
I swear it will happen change your life - Do you think like that? - I will not lie to you
- Alright. - Let's go.
- Okay, three o'clock. - Yeah.
(PHONE RINGING)
One two three.
- "Hey, this is Milly, leave me a message." - This way. Mother?
Hey, Milly. This is Jason. I just thought of you
- "and I want to say what..." - Lift. Answer this.
Does he sound amazing or what? Why don't talk to him
I want to talk to him. I just don't want to do it in front of you, okay?
Come on, Milly, I mean I'm not...
I brought us a ticket Center Music "Friday night for" La Boh me.
"La Boh me". Oh come on, Sweet, I love "La Boh me".
- Just take the phone. - Mom, I don't want to talk to him.
- "This is a very interesting production..." - Mil, Mil, pick up the phone
Mom, stop. No no No, don't pick up the phone
- Here, take it. Say yes. - Stop stopping.
Hi.
Yes, I'm great.
Oh good. Yes alright.
Mmm-hmm.
That sounds great. Big.
Yeah, good. Well.
Alright. Okay, I will talk to you soon.
Okay, good. Goodbye
He clearly admires you.
- Do you think so? - Oh, God, and who isn't?
But, dear, are you aware how many times do you use the word "great"?
These candlesticks must go.
No no I like them. They live. They are great.
Milly, you know how much I hate to interfere, but I've never had a choice between adults, young people who are responsible like Jason,
and your father, whom, of course, I'm crazy about.
- And to this day... - Alright alright.
Do you know what?
To be fair, you read much to the guy you have Meet for ten minutes.
To be honest, that Johnny had a broken heart written on his entire face.
No no To be honest, You know really There is nothing about him
And what do you know, ma'am? I have to go Because I started my bangs were cut
What? No, no, you just go ahead.
No, it's okay, you go ahead.
- Yes. - Well.
Cut your bangs and stop hiding your extraordinary eyes To be honest, you know there is nothing about him He is actually a good old man.
- Hiding your extraordinary eyes. - I can't do this
Milly, I love you and you might be brilliant, but you're not smart I just want you to have a full and beautiful life.
Don't I have a life, ma'am? Because I think I have life.
No, no, you have a career, You have a car
and you have an attic You pay too much rent.
That's not life.
Milly, I'm your mother I love you enough to tell the truth
- Your truth version, Mom. - No, no.
The truth is, happiness is a series of choices.
This is not something it just kind of happened.
False wrong decisions can change your whole life
There's still time, Mom.
Not if you waste it in one minute.
I mean for you
Let me take it
- Be careful with that - Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry.
Oh, my God, please tell me where I can get you the others...
You can't. This is my great grandmother.
God. Jason.
I don't know what to say. Forgive me.
Please, I'm just, I've been very upset lately.
My alarm clock doesn't go today and that's why I'm late
and I just got stressed out with Bar Greenberg Mitzvah,
but that's the whole...
You seem really angry.
No.
I'm great
Good.
MILLY: I promise they are the best chocolate souffl that has ever been
- Well, they are better. - They are worthy.
Goals.
Oh, my goodness, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Hey, it's okay. It is okay.
I'm sorry. I hit into, like, the parking lot meter yesterday
and I always break things.
Why are you sorry? It's not your fault.
Lionel, use shoes before you come back here, okay?
Listen, I know he can get a lot and it will be a little crazy around here sometimes.
and I'm sure we will have several hundred more strange
if we live together Continue?
- Johnny. - Extend your hand.
- What? - I will try something here
- What are you doing? - Just a little something.
Oh.
- The souffls are done. - No, the timer is not turned off.
No no. I feel it. I feel it. Watching.
- They look beautiful. - Thank you.
One thing I can is true.
- You have the right time. - Thank you.
Come here.
Don't apologize
He has this way calms me down.
- big plus - Yeah.
But then overall Hal Lionel
I'm just worried and wondering, will I be a good mother for him?
Don't worry It's not genetic.
They've passed so much, though,
with Lionel's mother, like, panic and split When he was very young.
I do not know, we are not close to talking about all this.
Only facts that you wonder, though. God.
I mean the fact is You also don't know from these good people.
Who knows what Jason is? even want to have children?
JASON: Of course
Four children.
And I want the first name one Charlie after my father
and it works if it's male or female.
Then I want to design a large Craftsman house for the whole bro Exhibition here.
Oh, no, no, no. Don't let me in the museum. Too much glassware.
Don't worry They are insured.
Try listening.
Sorry I lost patience with you a few days ago.
You are bad enough.
I can be a real ass and I hate that about myself.
Another family heritage
He bought jewelry. Well, this is not a brainer. That one.
- He feels sorry, Mae. - DAPHNE: That's great.
No, he knows he must feel sorry. My God, Milly.
Empanada is amazing
- They will be perfect for Mom's party. - Oh, my party
- Mother, how about this party? - Oh, shoes, please
Why did you make such a big problem over this feared event?
Why do we celebrate? is my departure forgotten?
Come on, ma'am. Not that bad. Snap it out of there.
I mean, that's right is a milestone, and actually, I took stock of my life and try to find peace and quiet in my old age,
So, Milly, would you bring Jason to the party?
I'm happy to meet him. That's all I ask for.
I understand, but isn't that my choice who am I carrying? - I think this. - Thank you.
Alright.
Good.
Oh.
(DAPHNE MOANING)
God.
Mother, Eli said that's what I said just before me...
Not kidding? Me, too.
And, you know, it's funny,
last night, We haven't had sex for a long time, by the third one,
I leave car alarm in the environment,
and dogs barking...
Three? Is that normal
Please. Everyone knows I hold the note in this family
Why are you silent?
Because he is doing Oompa-Loompa with two people, Mom.
- Stop it. - What?
DAPHNE: Wait a minute.
At this time, do you do it with both of them at once?
No, not me. Absolutely not.
Dear, I already thought about your situation with Jason
Mother, I didn't ask for this. That happened to me.
(EXCLAIMING)
So continue.
DAPHNE: No. That happened to you.
Things to get become out of control I broke my first bundle cake.
Has anyone seen G.I. Joe?
Believe me, it's not here.
I leave it on the bed.
... that happened to you.
You make me hate you and I never want to see your face...
With Johnny...
(SCREAMS)
Happy Mother's birthday.
fearless leader Woman Wilder, which I hope to one day call family.
You have made a wonderful family,
and I hope when my parents stop through the city,
that Milly will lure them just as he captivated me
Applause.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- WOMEN: Cheerful.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you.
- What is that really? - Do you know he will do that?
Did he only propose? Because I thought he only proposed
You won't leave You are out of control. Milly is right.
- I don't know how he can accept it - I can't I can't stand it anymore.
Okay, just excuse me one time here I think that this is my birthday
My birthday is very big.
Yes, ma'am. It's big, birthday special
That's how you should remember
- Are you too old... - old?
Not too old, but too old to do this for Milly.
You pushed it like you pushed it to the Scout.
Thank you very much. I'm not ten years old.
- You have to stop - Yeah.
You must change in some cases.
Good. But I only want you girl to understand something about motherhood, okay
Mother.
- OK? - MAGGIE: Yes, okay
I mean, this is the most love that is impossible
You tell me when it ends You tell me when to stop
What I know is, this is really , okay, I teach you how to walk and talk,
and then you grow and you head wrong direction towards the cliff.
And I have to be fair stand there and wave and leave,
"Okay, kids, good luck. This is mother I'm here." Well, I can't do that
What should I do, huh?
Should I just put me in? feet at the end of the day and tell myself,
"Yes you know, they themselves and he said he was fine."
Well, you won't.
Just stop it Fuck.
You drive me crazy and you will never change
Because you don't even know when you do it
Oh, well, I'll stop like now.
So, I tell you, I washed my hands from your emotional problems.
I am only a visitor with limited days passed from here enter
Oh, my God, I can't even talk.
Mother.
(DAPHNE CRYING)
- Gosh... - good
He lost his voice and we have three days from Hungarian flu You guys, last time I brought it to my house,
Derek and I are undergoing therapy for two months. I can't do it with this.
No no I know is my turn technically, but you can't...
We can't be in the same room together now.
Stone, Paper, Scissors.
Rock, Paper... Good good.
Hi. Oh, Ma, I'll take it
We know you will do it sick, so we will Rock paper scissors
to see whose house you will live in
Because you know what, Mom? We all want you to stay.
We fight for you - Let's state, guys Please? - Well.
MAGGIE: Oh, you won, Mils. It was great.
Have fun, you guys.
For what?
"There is a turkey meatloaf in the refrigerator."
"What is orgasm like?"
Amazing?
I don't know Amazing, and...
Like...
Like being is really out of control
Like...
"No, I won't like it."
Yes, of course. Oh, ma'am, no, no, no. It's not like getting drunk.
This is only satisfying and...
Like you are outside your body,
but you are in your body, and your toes are curled under...
That doesn't sound delicious, I know, but, God, It's so delicious, Mom.
You call private adverts?
Are you sure that you have the right number
Yes, Daphne Wilder.
Good. See you later.
MILLY: Just a little late birthday gift
Do you like it?
Look, it brings me luck, so I thought maybe that would bring you luck
Oh, do you like it, ma'am?
Mother? I know.
And I think it's really great.
This is very brave and very brave of you
and finally it shows me that you heard us on your birthday party
You try to live your life
And I want you to know, Mom,
You don't have to go through the personals to find love, Because it could be...
Terrible.
Uncle Jason will come to town next week with his parents and he is dying to meet you, mama Jason said he was, like, the most amazing guy in the whole world
and I didn't even really tell him about...
Alright, alright, alright. Well.
Why aren't you married?
I don't know what the war is like that
If I have to do it again, I will marry her.
(DOORBELL RINGING)
When I join, I remember...
(GASPS)
Hello.
Is this Milly Wilder's house?
I'm Joe Dresden, I'm Johnny's father.
Are you Milly's mother?
This is Lionel, This is Johnny's son.
"Daphne."
"Can't talk." Well, that's exaggerated.
Sign? Are you in?
"Laryingitis."
Inflammation of the throat. That's an alternative spelling, I guess
I know Johnny has a date with Milly tonight and I hope to catch him.
I can't contact him on his cellphone.
I fooled my key wrong and I can't go back to our house
They are beautiful.
Three girls, huh? And alone.
That can't be easy.
Yes, yes, I know, But still, it must be difficult.
"There are more difficult things."
Yes, like trying to give you praise
You know, what can be good for that throat
are a few drops from brandy
My feeling is a little itchy too MAN ON TV: Should we take a walk?
WOMEN ON TV: We can get along.
No?
- "You're sweet." - "No, not me."
Yes, you love Do you think about now?
About how nice it is. And you are good too.
Besides, you are very beautiful
I will be very happy to have you kiss me now if you don't mind Women prefer him, as a rule.
- "Where is he now?" - "Who?"
- "The boy you are invited to get engaged." - "He died."
He was killed in the Somme.
Are you engaged for a long time?
Eight years. We grow together.
- "Why aren't you married?" - "I don't know how the war was at that time."
If I have to do it again, I will marry her.
When I joined, I remember This ridiculous idea
that he might come to the hospital where I am Now we have our foundation tomato sauce. I took about two-thirds of it,
because if there is there is an error
the American chef made When they were cooking pasta,
is that they tend to Excessive sauce.
They use too much stuff.
In Italy, the main program is noodles
and the rest only dressed, very similar we dressed in salad
Now, I get it there. I allow it to start...
Hello.
MILLY: Hi. JOHNNY: Hi.
Hi.
We are worried about getting sick About you.
- Nice to meet you again, Milly. - You too.
It's a nice night, isn't it?
- This is one for books. - MILLY: Yes
He also has' gina.
Lionel.
As a Grant,
we provide health, we give you happiness,
we give you other people to water your plants Applause.
- definitely - Cheers.
Reggie is the bearer of toast.
- He is the real speaker in the family. - I see.
Can someone catch me? bourbon and other sodas in Batu?
Oh, no, no, no, You can't order bourbon...
They seem to hit him.
Definitely. Yes.
- Beautiful. I don't think so. - And then I want you to try the buffalo filet
- while we're here - Yeah.
You know, buffalo is a species that is endangered until a few years ago and now we eat it.
Isn't this good, ma'am?
... and you see out above the fields
and what you see is livestock from commercial buffalo
And then you also see flock...
I have fun. Please tell your parents Goodnight to me, okay
- Good night. - Good night.
Say that you didn't see the person . Are you, Milly?
Yes, but I don't...
Actually, "yes" What I need to know.
No no No, but the "but" part is very important too But what? Not him.
Why?
Because he looks like a guy your mother will love
Johnny, wait a minute.
This is very difficult for me and I have never been here before I don't know how to point this
- Oh, poor - Don't talk to me like that
Oh, I'm sorry. What am I thinking about
You are involved with this person to the point where You meet his family
and I have to be careful how I talk to you Do you sleep with him?
I won't say it like that.
Now, how do you do it? are you going to say it
Will you stop seeing him
- The pause says it all. - No, no.
That's not true. That is not true.
Who are you? I can't even see you.
God.
MAN ON TAPE: The train has been delayed.
(MAN REPEATING IN ITALY)
(REPEATING IN ITALY)
- "The train has been delayed." - "Scusi", I'll go check the souffle.
(JASON REPEATING IN ITALY)
Oh no.
MOM JASON: Jason finally met A girl who is so beautiful.
She's very sweet. He has the most beautiful spirit about him.
But I still can't believe it He found it on the Internet.
Not like in our day.
That somehow reminds me
people write phone numbers on the bathroom wall.
- Sweetie, I think that we have to... - Are you dating someone else?
What?
I just heard your mother on the phone talking about
how you date girls You meet on the Internet.
Oh, that's nothing like that at all
I'm surprised and I don't even know if I have the right to be,
Because it's honest, I feel I have to tell you
that I am also dating other people Well, first, be honest, you don't need to be honest I don't see anyone but you.
But because we are honest, this is something that I save later.
My mother's private ad?
God.
You sound like he is there.
God. Oh, my God.
Hey, hey, hey. What's the difference how we meet You and my mother have been really sneaky
and now I know exactly why he pushed me to you Because he's voting for you. He found you.
Yes, and it doesn't take anything from us What's important is that We did meet and how good was between us And the truth is...
Truth? Where is the truth Where is the truth
Because you've lived lie and I used to be Lying to you, Jason.
And it doesn't change anything How is that not? changes everything
Because you are here I already thought made your choice
But if it helps, I will say it.
Stop seeing him. Then you and I can approach.
Close enough to spend the rest of our lives together.
I know I have you day I met you
How do you know something like that?
Because you're very nervous,
You laugh like a hyena in that beautiful polka dot your clothes
Very?
Mmm-hmm.
because I'm not even sure that I like reality
that your staff speaks about you behind your back on the dessert table
And, excuse me, But, to be honest,
I don't like anything that you ordered for me
on our first date, except squid.
And okay, fine, yes, It's nice not to have it to think for a change,
but who wants someone who doesn't think
Look, and sometimes you laugh When I cry and say, "Huh?" when I make sense.
And never, in my life, did I burn souffl chocolate until now
and that, in and of itself,
oh, God, I should have said I didn't feel like I was around you.
And I must have decided that was a long time ago if it wasn't for my mother
Because who wants someone who laughs like a hyena
in a polka dot dress that my mom made me buy?
I like the dress.
Bring him out
Hey.
- Stuart, this is an emergency. - Should I wait?
- Let's reschedule. - But I committed suicide
Oh, wow, this makes me feel like I'm the last choice at kickball...
That's right and that's how it is where we will start next week
Maggie, you promised me after Willie Matthews,
You will never lie to me again
I'm sorry Mother made me promise not say anything
- or he will be very angry - mother?
And there's a lot of going around, so don't worry, Mother will get hers.
- Good... - Maggie.
Stuart, I asked you to empower yourself and leave.
This can be a very big day for you, Stuart
This makes me feel like when I am 13 years old and no one comes to my bar mitzvah
Why aren't they coming? I do not understand.
Stuart, you have Blood sugar problem, okay?
Just having lunch, you will be fine.
dear, I know this hurts.
Do you have snacks here?
Third shelf on the right.
Dear, instead of blaming Mother,
You have to really focus the fact that both people go along with it
I, I Because I just told Jason that...
Guys...
Guys?
That's plural, isn't it?
I feel like I don't know what you are talking about and that makes me feel very much out of the circle,
and that makes me want to jump out the window
Stuart. For ten years, My sister is sitting here
and told me that you were going to kill yourself OK?
Okay, so orange-cranberry Muffins are here?
They are there.
And those with beans here too
They are also there.
I have a little problem with with frosting,
but I know how much you like butter cream
Mother, I told you On the phone I need distance.
Good. But it's a new recipe.
Oranges not oranges. For a clean whiteboard?
Why don't you get it? I don't want to see you
Milly, if I'm guilty of crime, it's just that I've only loved you too much Here.
Milly? That is only for you. ME...
Milly?
This is not the way It should be.
Welcome to life
Yes, but I mean, how can I be happy if he's not happy, hmm?
(PHONE RINGING)
Hey, this is Milly. Leave me a message Milly? This is your mother, Daphne Wilder.
Please take
It's been four days.
Good.
What will I do? What will I do?
What... does not exist
Don't do anything (PHONE RINGING)
Hey, this is Milly. Leave me a message Hi, Milly. This is your mother
And you have to know that he never saw the ad,
and, actually, we met by chance
He's just an innocent person.
I know that I said too much I have learned my lesson.
Good.
Because, Milly, is your life Yup, that's right That's true.
Hey, this is Milly. Leave me a message DAPHNE: I know you are there and it's fine with me You have chosen not to take it.
But, Milly, if you are in any way Still interesting Johnny,
then please don't let our pride or difference
come between you and get what you want
If not, honey, you will end like a sad character
at Tennessee Williams playing.
Believe me, I know what I'm talking about
Good.
Milly...
Milly?
I never meant to do it hurt you, honey And I promise I will never ever interfere again.
I, I just, I mean...
I think what I want to say is
just me trying to protect you from being me
Yeah, but Johnny, I'm sorry. Forgive me, I am very sorry,
and I hope to find it less cliched words sorry, but...
That is a deviation. Not who I am,
and I know we can't start over, but maybe we can...
Maybe we can try this again.
I need to go back there.
LIONEL: Alright, you're driving a bus. Seven hundred and fifty people go up.
Two down.
Thirty thousand seventy one goes up.
Four hundred and five leave.
One thousand rose and nine hundred and ninety nine down.
Get off.
What color is the bus driver's eye?
I don't know I said you were driving a bus. Understand, stupid
Dummy.
- He did. - That's very good That's very good.
Want to hear it again?
Actually, I thought you really nailed it that was the last time, so...
- isn't it? - Once again. Please?
Good.
Okay, you drive a bus.
- Five people go down. Six people keep advancing. - really
Seven hundred and seventy five thousand get.
Seven hundred and thirty five million and one...
- Oh no. - Hi, friends.
You know, I forgot some things on the market.
I'll just... I'll be right back.
Father, Father, you have to hear this punch line
Yes, yes. You are very, really... you must survive for this
Think you should, Johnny.
- LIONEL: Alright, now - What is that?
- You drive a bus. - Yeah.
A million million volumes are up.
I can't believe you are here. You are really crazy Two hundred billion down.
Well, I... this is a surprise for you Daphne, you don't listen.
Dear, oh, no, no. I swear, of course, I listen.
Good. Father and Daphne. You drive a bus.
Five hundred catrillion cazillion goes up.
- But zero... - Lionel, see
- hot air balloon - Where?
- There. - I can't see it
- There. Looks harder. - Where? Show me.
- I can't see it - Up. Looks harder.
I want to talk to you for the past few days and I don't have courage.
That's hard to believe.
Johnny, you have too much pride
I prefer to call it common sense
This is pride, and that's the quality You and I share.
This is an amazing one, until it becomes a wall.
"Okay, myself,
" but at least I have my right anger to accompany me at night. "
Come on, it's not life, and you know it.
And let's face it. I mean, if not for me,
it's clear Milly will never betray you in the first place.
So what are you doing, Johnny? What are you doing?
Why waste another minute your life
And I'm right.
I'm absolutely right
Damn.
For this once.
Gosh, you guys, no one is listening
If Milly is here, he'll get my joke
You drive a bus. Ten people go up. Ten people come down.
Thirty thousand go up. Thirty thousand down. One million get...
Look, that's fun from pasta pasta,
Because it's delicious and it's easy,
because when you cook for one,
it's very important to wait the end result do you know?
JOHNNY: What if you want for two
This is a little more complicated, but I think it can be done.
I see some of you have gone ahead
and already add your carrots and pickle your pickles.
And remember that some people like dill.
Before I even met you, I have an instinct about you.
And once I see you are a woman with inherent static,
I want to be That power around you.
Personally, I love dill. I think it's not enough to use
and very underrated, sort of, like, mayonnaise,
and I also really love olive oil for tuna I like it When I breathe you, You smell the cake mixture.
And I like that You have this crazy way
speaking in a circle makes sense.
I do
Because sometimes I feel like no one understands me but...
me.
I got you It's beautiful. But you know, my bladder will appear soon.
Can you hold on for a while?
Sorry, I'm sorry, guys Where are we?
With tuna and doodle tuna noodle pasta,
tuna sandwich, tuna...
I like your eyes.
I even love your mother.
MILLY: Alright, we have to show this on the road. MAGGIE: Yes, yes, yes
- Where is he? - Well, it should have started 20 minutes ago.
- It's not like him. - I mean, the ceremony must begin immediately.
I don't know where he is, though
(EXCLAIMING)
(MOANING)
God.
I'm worried. I hope he's fine.
- just call him - Alright. I call
This is his own marriage.
(CELLPHONE RINGING) Oh no.
No.
Hi honey.
Hi, mom Where are you
Honey, I just have to talk a little with you later, okay? Mil...
God. I kind of thought she had sex with Joe now.
- good - awesome
Does he want us to explain is for all guests, or is it just a priest?
She is a woman afterwards my own heart
Okay, ma'am? We will give you in five minutes
Ten. Ten.
Mother. Come on.
Open champagne, sweetie What is the hurry
Because I said that.
Mother, don't hang up call me
You have a soul
Everyone knows It's okay, yes, right
When you wake up in the morning Feelings of sadness, like many of us
Hum little soul Make life your goal
Surely there is something must come to you And say nothing
Yes, right
- "Yes, correct" - "Yes, correct"
ALL: it's okay
Have fun
Because it's okay Yes, right
- are we married or what? - MAN: Alright.
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
(SCREAMS)