No, man. Now you wander with the big ass.
Do you mean Linda from Parkview? / Yes, big ass.
Hey, hey! Slow down here. Slowly!
She's covered, huh? / What?
I say, he's good! / Not!
Yo, Billy. Street. / Stop! Stop! What are you doing?
Billy, stop this car, man!
J.D.?
What's wrong with you, bro? What's wrong with you, stupid?
I know that. / get rid of the flashlight!
Hey, what's wrong with you ?!
I thought you said "walk." / I don't say "walk"!
I remember the last thing we talked about about Linda from Parkview...
... you said he... / Jablai!
I said, Linda is a good person!
Take the damn chain! Come on, man!
Fast! Come on Move it! Drag the chain, stupid!
Take the bag of money, come on!
Come on. We will get money, baby!
Come on, walk.
We will get money! / I will get this.
This isn't Christian, but it could be him.
Come on, come in! Put it there!
Come on!
What is this? / The car is not made for this, man.
Where are you tied? / What?
Get out and take it! / Why do I have to get out?
Take it.
Okay, here it is, honey!
Let's go. / Here it is, baby !! This is it!
Come to Papa!
The future follows us, baby! That is the future to follow us.
Oh, no!
Calvin, what are you doing? / Hello dear.
Want to make this studio together so we can make money from this.
That's what you said on the t-shirt factory and herbal vitamins.
Why do you have to carry it? That is the past.
This is our new business, baby.
Really?
Look, I'll show you something.
Can I show you something? / Yes.
I show this. / You have a picture.
Yes. / OK.
See that? On the other side is Oprah Guesthouse.
That's a new guesthouse.
So, if Stedman goes up, this is where he sleeps.
Okay...
Why do you have this?
Because that's what I will buy for my baby.
My two babies.
Immediately after getting a person, renting a studio, making a platinum CD...
... and we get paid.
You don't like strangers in and out of the shop.
Do you want them to go in and out of the house?
It's 7 o'clock. You will be late for work. You better leave.
I cook eggs for you. You should come and eat it.
Damn shop.
Son, they know exactly how to kill a man's dream.
Come on, Stedman.
Calvin!
Come here.
What is that for?
Yes, for two years since you took over barbershop.
I mean, look at you. You are bound there.
Honey, you don't know how proud I am of you.
You know, your father must also be proud of you. Come here.
Okay, go away. / Alright, I'm leaving.
Be careful with your feet, okay?
My book! Look at my shop! Broken already!
Stay away from my shop! Go!
No! Not! Not!
Stay away from my shop!
Hey, yo, bro! / Exit!
Bro!
Stay strong, bro!
Yes, it remains strong.
Get out of here! Come on!
Calvin!
It's always happened on Saturday, right?
What's the matter, Janelle?
Do you know Tanesha Jenkins's son has got a drug case?
Do you think he did it? / Damn, madam, are you gossiping again?
First, open the shop first. Only gossiping.
I know you didn't teach me how to run a shop.
I don't teach you how to do business. Anyway...
Hey, did you hear...
That's why your nose is so big. You're too nosy.
Hey! Have you heard about Clarinda?
Her husband caught her in prime hoochie-koochie is with another man!
Hey, man. / Calvin.
How are you? / Well. How are you?
I'm fine. / Hey, what happened across the street?
You know this environment. Every day gets worse.
How is Jennifer? / He's getting bigger.
You know. I mean, too.
So, has good news for me? / Not.
Calvin, I want to be shaved like Ronnie's shave last week.
Thin on top, long on back, sloping to the left like Gumby.
Munster in front, Wyclef on the right.
That's what I want. / Punya uang, Lamar?
I'll pay you later. I have a job interview.
When you get a job... / Come on, Calvin, don't be like that.
Just a little on the edge. / I don't shave free. Get out there!
Calvin, your father knows me.
Just look for contacts.
Come on! Don't be like that, Calvin!
Look, what do I deal with every day? / Yes, but...
No. Get away from here. Go!
So what did they say?
The bank will not give you another loan.
We already gave you a small business loan...
... and grants used for your other businesses.
Calvin, you know I want to help you.
But if you don't pay property tax, the bank will confiscate your store.
I'm sorry.
No one else can you contact?
Calvin...
That won't happen.
Alright. Hey, what can I do for you?
I really appreciate your arrival. Really.
Don't worry about that.
How did you do this for 40 years?
I'll do it my way.
Hey, how are you, Mr. Wallace?
Yes, this is Calvin.
Do you know, about shops?
I'm curious, are you still interested in our conversation yesterday?
Yes.
OK.
See you later.
Alright. Thank you, Mr. Wallace. Well.
Can you? / Yes.
We will get money.
I never knew money could be so heavy.
Hey, slowly.
Are you okay? / Yes. OK, I can.
Damn, don't, bro. / What?
Hey, how are you, big guy? / What's up, bro?
Hey, this is my grandmother's oxygen machine.
He can't breathe without this. Let us pass.
Do you see what we are carrying? Get out of the way.
Come on, bro. This thing is heavy.
Look, you always do this, man!
Billy, come on. / No, man, he always does it!
My mom will be home soon and she does this.
This doesn't make sense.
Good. Just lower it.
Kevin, please open this door!
Kevin!
What's wrong with you? Why do not answer? You know it's me!
I got two shifts last night. I just got home two hours ago.
Don't mess, Kevin. Where is she?
Don't do this again. / Where is she?
Wait. You're not done yet.
Why aren't you looking under the bed? Please.
I bet I hide a woman under the bed.
If you want to see.
I'm sorry.
Terri...
... does it look like I think of someone else?
I don't know.
Do you want to know how I feel about you?
Only thought of Babyface songs.
Which one?
You know, there's a lot of Babyface songs.
No. / everything, baby.
You know I'm serious.
Come on. I still have time. Come on, do it fast.
Yes. / Yes, very fast.
Come on. / Well.
No. / Let me open the jacket first.
Come on. / Oh, yes.
Yes, let me open the jacket first. What are you doing?
No, I just helped you take off your jacket, honey.
Who is he?
I don't know.
When I'm done with it, you will remember!
I can't believe you have another girl.
Do you want to make a problem before I go to work?
Where do you want to go? / Not going anywhere!
Wake up! I challenge you!
dear, cover your face.
Hey, can I help you?
OK.
I want jumbo, three without fat, half decaffeinated coffee...
... soy milk, French roast, caramel cappuccino.
OK? Now, just a little...
... just a little, hazelnut.
OK?
And orange extract. Extra foam in a separate cup.
I have to reproach myself because you never got it right.
Do you understand? thanks.
Fuck.
You have to find the culprit, sir. / Well.
We will ask you inside.
We will accompany you.
Look at my shop!
Then I like walking on pah-dow! Know what I mean?
the butt is so big, like two midgets in the sleeping bag!
Tyrone.
Can we talk about something other than big, fat, voluptuous buttocks, can we?
We can talk about other things. / But why?
When does a woman have so many bottoms?
Butts are like money. You will never feel like you have a lot.
Hey, Ricky. The person I miss.
Hey, Ricky, yo!
Teach these kids about the philosophy of the buttocks, because they can't distinguish...
... women with big buttocks with big buttocks.
Difficult. This is a math problem.
This is the ratio.
Now if you measure a woman's waist, right?
Measure around the buttocks, You will get a ratio of around 3-5.
OK.
Means now a waist of 24 inches...
... will produce a 40-inch butt.
Mathematics is right, right? / That's good, huh?
Agree with me? / Yo.
So give an example. I mean, let me understand.
Okay, okay.
Jennifer Lopez.
Understand? Women who have big ass!
Now, on the other hand, we have... / Yes.
Mother Love.
Big butt women!
Good morning.
What's wrong?
Hey, who has the opinion who punched Samir's shop?
No.
Are you sure?
Just kidding, man. Relax.
Hey, what are you doing, Detective? What happened across the street?
I'm taking care of shop affairs, until someone will go to jail.
Oh, huh? / Yes. Is Ricky there?
No, he will be a little late.
You don't feel he has anything to do with it?
Ricky has changed cleanly since he worked here.
Hey, Rick.
Enter through behind? / That's my girl.
Yes. He has a big bag. It does not matter.
Is this chair free?
I don't think so. Do you want to shave my hair a little?
Why come here, bro?
Why are you making me sweat? / Are you sweating, Richard?
You've been a criminal twice.
Again, it's up to you, bro.
Calvin goes to great lengths to find this job for you, man.
I mean, why are you playing with him like that?
We can record surveillance cameras near the door cashier next to it...
... and in time, I will know something.
Do you understand?
See you later, Calvin. / OK.
Yes. Yo, I have to go, man.
Alright, bro.
I love you, boo.
See you later, honey How are you, man?
OK.
What are you singing? / What?
Who are you singing for?
It's none of your business.
This is Jumbo Mutumbo!
Where I come from, having thickness is a sign of luxury.
What is he talking about? / He said in Africa, fat people steal.
I heard they circumcised women too. / How to do it?
Everything that is excessive, is what they cut.
Alright, friend, I'm free. Who is next? / Not me.
Not me.
I'm not, man. / Forget you.
Do you think you have a Negro membership card?
Soaked by BET, Reminded by 2pac.
Shut up, Jimmy.
Calvin won't give a seat if I can't shave.
Three days, front seat, no customers. What is wrong?
Don't pay attention. You know everyone starts to get out of the first seat.
That's where you start.
Listen! I don't want to have a problem!
Give your wallet and Watch, there will be no problem.
Hey, don't make me...
What's wrong? Are you one of the rapper?
What is that? Do you have Rolex or platinum chains?
Eddie. / What?
Come here. Don't disturb the children! Sit your old butt!
Did you see it? The child is almost giving up money!
You're all right, bro! You are right!
Trembling, trembling a little! Vibrating like a butt!
Isn't it good? I see him.
I see he's trembling like Don Knotts in a card game or something.
Remember, we raised money for Johnnie Brown's shoes.
Scout will come here!
I need $ 20.
Come on, give it. Come on
You're okay. We need more money.
We need it now.
You smell good, Terri. Obsession, huh?
Five minutes.
What did he say? / Hey, man. Where are you going?
See his attitude? He can't cut my hair. I'll come back later.
Don't be afraid. / I am free. I will cut your hair.
No, I'm done, bro.
Bastard.
Who drinks my apple juice?
You don't hear me?
Who drinks apple juice my damn thing?
Terri!
Stop cussing! This is not a Def comedy show.
I'm sticking to the big red fucking... / Terri! Stop cussing!
I put a big red that read:
"Don't drink me."
Maybe nobody drank it. Maybe yawning.
I'll hit you. Do not force me. You are only here for a while.
Miss, it's not like a bottle of Hennessey or anything!
That's just fucking apple juice. / That's my fucking apple juice.
I don't touch anyone's things.
Hey, Terri.... / What?
Jimmy who drank your apple juice.
Hey, wait... / Why did you touch my apple juice?
Excuse me. / I don't want you to do it.
Do you see me drinking it? / It doesn't matter when you ask.
Do you have Ocular proof? Do you see it?
"Ocular"? / What did I just say?
I said I don't need to see you drink it. / Oh, damn it.
I don't need to see you... / What did you see?
Say you don't drink it. / Do you see...
Drop the school science!
Hey! Come on! Come on!
No, Calvin, leave them alone!
This is not a project. This is a business place.
Calvin, your father won't leave it chaos like this. You finish this.
Fred checker, just sit down and keep playing the checker.
Do I look like my father? / Yes.
Yes, indeed. / On his nose, here.
DVD, CD.
Not now, man.
Whatever you want, man. The newest DMX, honey!
Get out, go.
Expel people. Always.
I won't come to this shop again.
Maybe Jimmy who drank your apple juice.
Possible Small.
But nobody saw it. You too. So you can ask for everything...
That's not fair, you side with it.
I don't take sides. Just ask him.
If he says yes, kick his butt, if you say no, finish.
Ask him.
Do you drink my apple juice?
Really? Curiosity wants to know.
Right?
No.
Answered, done already. Come on, let me treat apple juice.
Case closed.
Yes, one of you drinks it. I'm tired of you, I swear!
You better not touch my stuff again!
Stop slamming the door!
I know it's not me. I'm allergic to lactose.
Hey! / Hey, miss!
Damn it!
cool.
Dude, he messed up your whole preparation.
What is the price of the rose? 2 or 3 dollars?
I'm Crazy Howard.
According to the news, last night someone _ stole a new ATM machine...
Because people can't take care of their children...
Gabby!
I said, first thing I will do, Joe.
Dude, door. You lock? / Yes, I'm not stupid. Come on
Then why is your sister inside? / I'll mix Mama!
Don't.
What?
Close the door, bro!
This is just a big video game!
No, no. Looks like a cash machine for me.
Besides this is not a supermarket, so I will tell Mama.
Don't! Don't tell anyone about this, you hear?
Why?
Because I said that. I mean, think about this.
Gabby, who is taking care of you? / my mom.
So are you. / What can I do to cover your mouth?
You have to pay me. / Pay you?
So it's dizzy with my head. I just paid $ 10!
Bodo! / Hey, bro, hit the butt.
You can't touch me.
I'll hit the butt. / Don't, bro, don't do it.
You better change my money later... / I'll give it back!
Take it, miss. All.
Come on, get out of here, miss!
Leave!
Get out!
That's why you have to lock the door, bro.
What? / This is your fault, man!
Now we have to move it again.
I'm thinking of a way. / The same way when stealing it, use a truck.
I don't want to play anymore with crazy cousins. He is too hard.
She's from a broken home family. He doesn't even know his mother.
And after last night's incident...
... I don't want to mess with with that idiot anymore.
We don't need to do this if you're the key. / I locked the door.
Your sister is a child of Satan. / Whatever, man.
Your mother doesn't have silver equipment, so we can enter?
Whatever.
Oh, come on, man. Just take it out.
Hey, Billy, lower it.
Wait a minute...
Lower it.
Come on, bro. Come on, big guy.
We will beat you this time.
Keep pushing.
my finger!
This won't fit.
My hand!
You got it? / Not.
This is good chicken, too.
Ever tried this chicken?
How can you sit there with that chicken without offering us anything?
I paid.
You give a quarter, I might give you a little mashed potatoes.
Why can he eat in front, while our ... / Because Eddie is old, man.
Do you see it here? Do you know what that means?
That means I've projected.
S-who? / Projectity.
Do you mean "seniority"?
Whatever.
It's nothing but gray hair sticking out from the skin of your head. There is no meaning.
meaningless? Let me tell you something, kid.
I was here in '68 when they robbed and burned...
... everything except this barbershop.
I was here in '74, when the split began...
... they protect white children, and expels black children like you.
Yes, I remember that.
And then I'm here in '77...
... when Walter Payton came here...
... shortly after he ran 275 yards against Minnesota.
And I serve it in this chair...
... and there is a photo to prove it.
Eddie, how do we know it's really Payton?
That's Walter. That is him.
There is a handwriting, "Sweetest" there!
What else do you want?
I don't know, really photos?
See "Sweetest", OK.
What are you doing? You make a hole in my head!
Pitaki is the child's head.
I told you not to move... / There's a hole in my head!
Embarrassing, you made the kid's head pitak.
Makes it look like 101 Dalmatians.
Do you know the film? Looks like Dalmatian, 102nd!
Take care of your own business.
I don't move my head! Not my fault!
Dude, why should I...
You look good. / That problem.
Stop talking, work a lot. Wait for my mother to arrive here.
I understand now.
Jimmy, what are you doing?
This child looks like a leopard.
He needs small spots on his head. Look at him!
Don't ignore me.
Don't ignore me like that.
Turn their heads...
How do people do it?
My fault.
Tidy up or something else?
How are you, Mr. Wallace? / How are you?
Nice to meet, thanks for coming. / Yes indeed.
Want to go out and chat? / Yes.
Alright.
Eddie. / Friend.
Calvin, I'm glad you called back.
I'm starting to think you don't like Lester.
He said you just bought Big Carl's Auto Shop. Without changing it.
I hope you will do the same thing here.
I said, I'm the one who holds the promise.
You know, Calvin...
... if you don't make a payment...
... you will lose the shop...
... and nothing.
Or, if you sell it to me...
... make sure the sign outside always reads "Barbershop."
I can live with it.
If you take this money, is the same as the contract.
I don't want to have any mischief going on here.
Yes, me too.
You know, I made the same offer to your father...
... but he refused.
But you're a better businessman. You have a vision.
$ 20,000, that's your selling price.
I take care of the bank's payment, as discussed.
And I'll give the documents next week.
OK.
You're sure you will still open the barbershop, right?
I am a businessman, and barbershop is not quick to make money.
So I will turn it into a men's club.
Wait a minute. That's not what we discussed, Mr. Wallace.
You say that the sign outside will always read "barbershop."
Right.
It will also be called "The Barbershop." I will use the same theme.
Girls dress like little barber.
You can come, and they will give the trim.
And you can get some trims.
Wait, Mr. Wallace.
Mr. Wallace!
You have a good day.
I don't understand why someone drives to a shop like that.
Now, look, I'm saying Sitting Bull across the street...
... does not place an ATM in his shop...
... because black people don't know how to do it.
Who do you mean? That's why black people can't have anything.
Apparently, it's the same as Indians. Give it to me! Move!
Samir isn't Indian, okay? He is Pakistani. He is from Pakistan.
All I know is, he can wrap it and lean his butt there as long as he wants.
But if Geronimo continues, there will be someone who puts a hat on his butt, right?
Right, Eddie, he will get it! / He'll be pah-yow!
Samir isn't real America, okay?
She's not Arab, she's not Mexican, isn't Eskimo. Originally from Pakistan.
Pakistan, Pakistan, you-back-istan. No matter where it comes from.
She's not real here, I know that.
He won't succeed on the South Side, anyways.
Damn, talking about Pakistan...
That's right!
Son, what's wrong with you?
He made a patch behind my head.
Sorry, ma'am, it's not my fault. He moves on, so...
I'm not, I'm not moving.
Bless him.
You know that you keep moving. / What are you saying?
This doesn't look bad. / Yes No.
Think of it as a new style.
Before you realize, everyone will wander with the pitak on their heads.
Why do people wander with pitak heads?
So, this means it's free right?
Isn't that right?
Right?
OK.
Come on.
Jimmy will never touch your head again, I promise.
Thank you.
Damn it!
Hey, baby, me and him, most of me, I told you!
Come on, man, this thing is heavy, bro.
I'll raise it.
Damn, my phone sounds.
J.D. / What?
Can you help me behind?
My fault.
Thank you. I can't breathe. / Come on, bro, come in there.
Open the door.
What's that, punk Jay?
My legs! / Jay! Are you ok?
Jay! Come here, punk!
I'll teach your black ass!
Billy!
Stand up!
Here!
Billy!
What are you doing?
Dude, you made it escape.
He owes $ 5 from cheap games.
I won't pay anything!
What? / Billy!
Back here! / Lucky I don't use Jordan shoes!
Come on, Billy, come back here.
Five dollars!
Want to make a commotion in public because of 5 dollars?
dude, he owes me.
We have $ 50,000 at the motel.
Do you want to make a scene because of the 5 Dollars?
Five Dollars !?
It's not about money. It's a matter of principle.
What? / That's right, principle.
He should pay.
This is the best Chi-Town, and I won't come out like a bastard.
You won't come out like a bastard? / Not.
You know, friend? We will be caught.
Do you want to know why? / Why?
There are stupid negroes in every crowd, who always make a mess.
Do you know?
You're the stupid Negro.
Do you know? I tell you this.
If he owes you, you will chase him too.
I hit it last week. / Why do you think I'm after him? What....
Damn it!
What? Keep going.
It's nothing but just meeting here.
Come on. I'm deadlocked.
But you understand, it's not just about money. / 5 dollars, bro?
I tell you, there are around $ 15,000 or $ 20,000 in the ATM.
$ 15,000?
The ATM is more valuable than money in it.
There might be a prize. / For ATM machines?
I hope the money is mine.
I will use it for dinner with my boyfriend, like Red Lobster.
Look, it's top class.
Red Lobster is a scallop restaurant. That is not the upper class.
I don't hate cheese just because I eat...
... garbage and shrimp and mussels and dirt.
You really are stupid.
You don't know what mussels are.
That's not even the type of shellfish.
Do you know, makes me nervous?
Condoms.
Pampers if it's late. / Why is the dog?
Ban the dog out. / You like dogs.
Don't make me hit you. / I told you once.
You need dogs, I have this, if you buy this...
... you got this one half. / Don't come back, man.
Return home. I will not come to this shop again. I work alone.
Calvin, what is the child's name?
I told you four times, it's Ricky.
Don't move.
What? / Do you think what are you doing?
I just want to make it clean like Gillette's ad.
That's your problem now. You know nothing.
Sit there, watch too much TV and listen to Jigga Ray...
... and all of his followers are there, -jumping is not clear...
... and don't know anything. Let me. Sir, do you mind?
Rick, clean him again, and back again.
Roots, get me a hot towel.
Dinka, Eddie. Dinka.
These young people don't know anything.
Let me raise the bus here.
Put a towel on his face.
Make the foam nice and foamy.
You come here and learn something.
Finish it. Put it there. Put it on the side there.
See, because of me, barber is more than someone...
... who is sitting with a FUBU shirt with a drawer hanging everywhere.
Because of me, a barber is a guide.
He is a fashion expert.
A style coach. Pimp.
It's normal, all about hard work.
But the problem with you today...
... is that...
... you don't have skills.
It doesn't have a touch of history.
Then, with a face full of confidence...
... gets courage wants to be someone.
Want someone to respect you.
But it takes honor to get respect. Understand?
Look, I'm old.
But, God wants...
... I become an eye that can see everything we do...
... wasted...
... by someone who doesn't know is no better...
... or care.
Calvin. / Hello dear.
Can we talk behind?
Starting from right up and down .. Look, it's smooth.
When he enters, his face will be very smooth, like Gary Coleman.
Calvin, honey, what's wrong?
What do you mean?
Janelle called me and said saw Lester Wallace here.
Why doesn't Janelle go away from my business? God.
When did you start doing business with loan sharks like him?
Lester Wallace is not a loan shark. / Is it true?
He is just a businessman from the street.
Okay, but wait. Why is he here?
For haircut.
Calvin, Lester Wallace uses a wig.
Her hair fades a little. So, I just...
No? OK. Come here. Let me show you something.
I will show you something that will make you much happier.
See.
What did you do?
I sell barbershop.
Did you sell your father's barbershop to Lester Wallace?
No, "shh-in" me.
We want to start our studio.
Recording studio? Do you not remember?
You're almost electrocuted this morning.
The important thing is, I made this step for our sake. This is for us.
Us? / Yes.
Say something.
Why did you make all these spontaneous decisions...
... then make all of us out of it?
Dear....
I have to do something to get the monkey out of our yard. That is my reason.
But, listen. Your grandfather opened this shop.
He handed it to your father, then left it to you.
And everything he does shaves for free. Now they want what they want.
He let all the barber there use their chairs as they wish...
... pay rent at will, and we are in debt because of it.
This is because of him.
I don't want to work with ass like that.
Dinka. What did they say?
Something about monkeys coming back. But the buttocks are too much pressure.
You deserve more than this. I want to give you the world.
Do you know? I don't need the world.
I don't need an Oprah house.
This is not Oprah's house. This is the Stedman Guesthouse...
... with five bedrooms, four and a half bathrooms...
... with Jacuzzi, swimming pool... / Listen.
This shop has very little debt to...
... you start spending all the money on the scheme getting rich quickly.
Is this my fault? Let's hear You say that. It is my fault?
Yes, that is your fault.
How can it be my fault, I'm just trying to get better?
Wait a minute, I see what this is about. It's about you.
Alright. / Not.
Do you know? I mean, think about this.
How can you sell this place? I met you here.
My father comes here every Saturday. He loves this place.
You like it too. What happened?
Do you know? It's a little excessive for me.
You will mess everything up, and make me give birth prematurely.
I can't believe you sold your dad's shop. / Jennifer...
Still can't hear anything.
Can you help me with these shoes?
From the heels, bro! Leave the toes!
Pull the socks too. / Are these socks clean?
That's my mare, man.
Do you know the size of our shoes is the same?
Damn. You need sanitary napkins, man. I will look for it.
Oh, no. I will go looking for sanitary napkins.
Because you are incompetent do anything right.
You are here, do the ATM.
Damn. I mean, bro, your feet are peeling off.
It's nothing but changing skin.
What I need is chocolate powder. I can get it. Excuse me, bro.
Excuse me, bro.
Oh, God. / Oh, my God!
Okay, bro, are we done or what?
Next. / Wait, man.
$ 20, man. / OK.
This is a little extra for Johnnie's shoes. Take care of yourself.
Wait, bro. / Wait!
Hey, serve me, Cal.
Look, I'm the next one. / No, I was here before.
Do you have money?
Dude, I have your money. / Look, I have one too.
I'll serve you later.
Sit there, fish. You are after him.
Whichever or meet Eddie.
I'm busy. / I don't want to be with Eddie.
That's right. Come on Watch Out.
You know I have business, man. Remove this nose hair for me.
nose hair?
You don't give my money, I'll cover the fur of your buttocks.
I heard Evander Holyfield will put Red Lobster in a church.
How will he call himself a servant of God?
Do you know? You are right.
When he was in Georgia, he threw his item past half of the state.
I bet, you even don't know Jesus is not Christian.
She's a Jew.
Hey, Jimmy. / Yo.
Why do you always make guesses, seems like you know everything?
I don't think I know everything, I say educated...
... guarantee that I won't spend my life behind a prison.
Is that the problem? My life is in the pen?
I just said... / Who do you mean?
I just said that educated means having a chance.
And what do we do the rest? Do we buy time?
Can you stop arguing just once?
You are like a group of small children. Back and forth. Make my head dizzy.
That's good. I will not look for work.
This is not the end of destiny for Jimmy James.
Yes, leave it.
You can do worse things than be a barber.
And much better.
And don't hate me for trying to make something from yourself.
Picasso Black from the ghetto! / Barber is a respectable job.
I will have my own mural, own shop.
It might even take over this shop if Calvin doesn't give it to his child.
I tell you. You will never have a black barbershop.
I can if I want. / If Tony Roma can make processed ribs better...
... compared to black people, Isaac can have a black barbershop.
Ribs are better than black people?
Do you want delicious ribs? You have to go to C & K on road 75.
Tony Roma boiled the ribs. That's not authentic.
No. Delicious Tony Roma cuisine.
You know, I don't see white or black.
I only saw the red sauce.
Yes, you are a new person.
He doesn't boil the ribs. / I like it.
Do you know? Jimmy has the point.
Because nobody here wants to be a barber...
... during his life.
Thank you. That's all I want to say.
I like to cut hair.
for a moment. Barbers are craftsmen. I mean, it's quite respectable.
And I have to admit I like it.
So I think I agree with Terri.
You agree with whatever Terri says.
Be careful, Jimmy. / Basic hater!
No, I'm not. / Yes, that is you.
Hey, Lamar!
Run away, nigger! Look at him running away.
I'm right back.
Hey, Lamar! Don't try to come here again.
See that? That's why You can't do business in the ghetto.
You certainly don't know me.
Yes, I'm Chi-Town finest.
I'll hit you, kid.
Now, I will poke you.
Oh, it looks like I can.
Just give us the money.
What is my mom number code?
Thank you, sweetie.
You're welcome, beautiful black sister.
How are you, little brother?
I have an announcement.
I bought apple juice again.
And I want nobody here to drink it.
Have respect and courtesy on other people's items.
Why are you looking at me? / Because you drink it.
Did you see me drink it? / I do not care.
I want to be a good person now.
Don't touch my apple juice, or there will be consequences.
Do you know? Rejection, my stupidity. / Grow it.
Did you hear that?
Barbershop.
Terri, this is Kevin.
I'm not there.
What? / I'm not there.
I know you heard it.
Alright.
Let's stop all applause, because we all know...
... he will come back to him like he often does.
Don't make these scissors get to your buttocks.
Maybe you need help with that. / He already said.
Terri, are you okay?
I have to thank you.
For what?
This morning, I made myself a spectacle.
But your words are very good.
I believe the sentence, "Stay strong, bro."
Something like that. How much do I have to pay for this?
Just a moment, an embarrassing moment, I chose to give up.
But your words are reminders that I need.
Maybe it's not important for you...
... but sometimes I think...
... we don't realize the little things for us can be so great for others.
Hey, baby.
Hey, boo. / This is too much. Hi.
It's okay. Relax. Oh, my boo.
After all, I feel funny that people...
... who stole my ATM won't get the money.
Oh, yes. You can't damage anything like that.
Because there is no money in it. That is a new item.
It hasn't even been filled.
There is no money in it?
That's the story. / Yes.
How much should I pay for this? / Not. Pocket your money.
Take it. That is for you.
Thank you, bro.
So what will you do?
I wake up again. Repairing the shop and I stay here.
The fight continues.
Other options or I go back to India.
India? I think you're from Pakistan.
God, no. Who said that?
Jimmy.
No, India. Punjab region. North side, Pakistan border.
Thanks, man, I appreciate this.
Your words are enough to pay.
I have something else to bring... / No, that's all.
What about that... / No.
Thanks for the juice, man. / You are welcome. See you again.
Friend, how are you?
Bring shoes.
Hey, Checkers. / Do you carry it?
You have the shoes.
I'll show you how to play.
I'll show you how to play hard!
Hey, you guys, look at this girl.
Give it! / Now you talk!
Come here. You must see this. You lost it!
Someone outside does it on someone else's car?
Damn it!
He's serious, break the windshield! That's what I will do!
I'll teach you well! I will teach you very well!
Dude, what kind of car? / Toyota Camry.
Wait, that's a good car. I have one. I just bought it.
= Basic sick!
What is the color?
Silver.
Basic pimp! Bastard!
Good color.
The panel is chrome?
That's my car!
What did you do? That's my car! Stop hitting my car!
This is Malcolm Brown's car.
Lower the stick! I don't know Bobby Brown!
Leave my car! Stop hitting my car!
Stop it! Put the stick!
This is not Malcolm Brown's car? / This is not Malcolm Brown's.
I just bought it!
It looks like Malcolm Brown's car.
Miss, what does bodo look like! This is my car.
Wait a minute. This is not Malcolm's car?
Fuck! Who is Malcolm Brown anyway?
Damn. Yes, my mistake.
What are you...? What did you say?
Your mistake?
I hope not to make the woman angry.
Hey, Ricky.
How are you?
I want to go find fish.
So, Ricky...
What do you suggest for someone like me how to seduce women?
What for?
You know, getting a relationship...
... the number, the skin, il nana, Snappy nappy, oochie Wallie?
Yo, be yourself.
I am big boned, Rick, heavy, fat.
I'm too big to go around.
Patient. Many great people whose appearance is attractive.
Look at Biggie, Heavy D.
They're famous rappers.
I'm, on the other hand, a barber who is overweight from West Africa...
... which is fond of poetry.
Attitudes will help you. Confidence.
OK.
He must know that, at that time, You know, you will not hesitate...
... to put his germ on Jesus...
... that he once made a mistake by not respecting himself.
How do you think Captain Kirk can be all those girls?
Yes!
Thank you, bro!
Get me down.
Hey, Calvin. / How are you?
Get the shoes!
I just saw this!
How are you, Mr. Wallace?
This is Calvin.
What do you think, may I come there to chat?
The first thing I will do, makes a tattoo.
With writing, "Cruel criminals, cruel criminals."
Actually, I want to find Bentley with some 20s.
That's what I will do. Thank you for you.
I will search for 25.
And you're the reason why. That's what I will do.
You act like you don't want to give up, but I will succeed, like when stealing you.
And you better give me my money.
Oh, no!
Help me!
Damn it! Open this door!
Who is that? / This is the manager! Open the door!
What happened inside? / There is no.
What do you mean, no? What is this fucking smell?
I got diarrhea. / Diarrhea? If you damage...
Why are you here like a cop?
If you damage this room... / Nobody damaged your room.
You better open this door!
Diarrhea, my buttocks. I've been suspicious of you.
Why is your key jingling outside? Enter and see what happens.
I call the police!
Please, just call. / You're better...
See what your reaction was when the police arrived.
Wait. I pull my words again! Do not do it. Back!
Damn it!
I mix the two of you police!
What?
Lower it.
Be careful of your feet.
All right, this is what we will do.
I will bring this to my grandmother's house.
And I want you to read what is the name of the road.
Just hang out at the barbershop. Are you sure you can handle it?
Do I have to draw? / No need.
But can I change the color first? Because it's sticky on my skin.
Yes. / Thank you.
But when you're in barbershop, You keep your mouth shut.
I want you to be flashy.
The Panthers, you must surrender to them...
Martin Luther King, Jesse Jackson...
... and you have to give up for Rosa Parks for a moment.
Because they are inspiring, and is at the forefront of the 60s.
Who, anyway, Rosa Parks? / Who is Rosa Parks?
He is the founder of the movement modern civil rights.
Because he sat on the bus? / Come on, you know who he is.
Dude, he is tired.
That's what you do when you're tired. You lower your butt to sit.
I sat on the bus and was imprisoned, nobody cared for weeks.
Laptops, computers, ceiling cleaners.
I have warned you twice. / Come on.
Do you know? He needs to hear this. Sit down
You sit. You need to hear this, too.
Sit down, Rayford.
I might not say in front of white people.
But in front of you, I will take out my heart.
Rosa Parks doesn't do anything...
... just sit there.
No, Eddie, you're wrong.
Wait, Seinfeld.
You can learn something now.
I will give an opinion for what he did.
The action causes movement and everything...
... but very sure he is not special.
When many people blacks sit on the bus...
... then thrown in jail, and they did it the way before Rosa!
Only the difference between them and him...
... is that he is a secretary at NAACCP...
... and he knows who Martin Luther King, and how much publicity he gets.
For me it sounds like you have a little hate in your game.
No! It's not about hate, or no tolerance, okay?
What I'm saying is, that black people must stop lying.
There are three things that black people have to tell the truth.
One, Rodney King must be legalized...
... because of being drunk while driving and going against the flow with Hyundai.
Dua, O.J. do it.
O.J. do it? Oh, man!
And three, Rosa Parks doesn't do anything except just sit there.
That's right! I say that!
I support you about that, because he was on the bus at that time.
And he's on the bus now.
Not only do you say doesn't match facts...
... it's wrong and not polite for you to discuss Rosa Parks like that.
Wait. Wait a minute.
Is this a barbershop? / Yes indeed.
I mean, if we can't talk freely here...
... where else? There is no.
You know, this is nothing but healthy chat. That is all.
Rosa Parks just sit down?
No one is shackled in barbershop! You know that.
You can talk about who and anything, whenever you want in barbershop.
You know you're wrong, keep going.
You walk alone. I don't join with you. I'll tell you one thing.
It's better for Jesse Jackson to not hear you speak like that.
Dude, fuck Jesse Jackson!
Jesse, Randy, Tito, Freddie, Action, all the same!
That's what I want to say!
Dude, I like this place.
To make the document, Do you see what I said?
Dude, you have to have it.
Hey, Calvin. What's up, bro? Where are you going?
You can't just pass me like I don't exist.
Calvin, I'm talking to you, bro!
You can't walk past me like that. Are you magic Juan or what?
Is Mr. Wallace inside? / He is here.
I'm in front. You follow.
Okay, please.
Two steps, demon, two steps.
You know, Calvin...
I have never met anyone who has just come to return my money.
Everything, frankly...
It's annoying, to be honest.
I swear to God, I don't want to upset you. I don't even know what that means.
I mean, my heart is changing.
All day I thought about that.
If I will lose the store, I don't want to lose this way.
Which way?
My money isn't good enough for you? I'm just a stupid old man from the street, is that so?
You wander to banks White people...
... and you find that only me is the only friend you have.
Now...
In the subject of the money I gave you this morning...
... the money is yours, my shop is mine.
But I am willing to cancel the whole agreement...
... if you return my money with, say...
7:00.
No problem. I can do better. I give you now.
$ 40,000.
But, you only gave me $ 20,000.
That's double.
Do you expect me to pay twice at 7:00?
Come on, Mr. Wallace.
Get out of my office.
I return your money. I put it on this table for you.
I'm sorry about the misunderstanding, or...
... if I go before you accidentally, I'm sorry...
... but I can't sell my shop to you.
Calvin! Calvin!
There's something left out. / It's not mine.
What do you mean? / I don't want that. Just save it.
You have to take this money. How can you not?
Take this!
No, bro, just take it!
You forgot something!
Take this money! / I do not want!
Do I look like Barry Sanders? Do I look like Lawrence Taylor?
I don't want it! / Shut up! I work a lot!
And you make me unable to do it.
Come on. Wait.
BEWARE OF GALAK DOGS! / Damn it!
What's wrong with you? Makes me run around this damn place.
This is your money. Do you hear?
Yes.
My grandmother's house.
Miss, you have a good future behind you.
Oh, damn it!
What's the matter?
What should I do?
6-0-5....
613, we have 10-1 at 81st and Corrigan.
For us, man. Come on, we have to go.
Forget about the cash.
You must treat lunch. I ran out of money.
Come on.
The ATM is broken, friend!
I said, the ATM is broken!
Wait, I'm sorry for damaging flowers and everything.
It's actually very sweet.
Do you talk to me?
You're the only one here, right?
Yes, that's right.
And the card...
... his words, sweet too.
Are you making it yourself?
No.
Actually, it is love poetry...
... by a man named Pablo Neruda.
He knows what to say.
Making my feelings soft.
So, Terri, I know you have a boyfriend and everything.
But, you know...
I wonder...
Maybe we can, you... / Kevin.
Brother K.
Hey, baby. Excuse me, bro.
This is for you.
We have to talk.
Wait a minute, honey.
Super size Mandela, can you get up from my neck?
Wait a minute, honey.
What, you don't understand English?
Stop it.
Get away, Mandingo. / Kevin.
I'm talking to my boyfriend.
Can you trust Shaka-Zulu? / Listen!
I have to say something.
Okay, I don't know exactly what I want to say, but...
... I love you. / Nonsense.
You know that.
Everyone here knows that.
So listen, why don't we come out...
... talking about this problem?
Come on.
No.
I can't do this anymore. / Do what?
This. We. This game.
I'm not playing, baby.
Let's just walk.
So, what, do you want to break up with me?
Deciding on a relationship with me?
I mean, come on, baby. Look at you.
You're not even everything. You're just ordinary.
I want it because you're good at bed.
Please do it. But I can find a better one.
I'm not serious. Look, I want you.
You are...
Sorry.
You will be sorry.
Leave. Exit.
Don't poke your finger to... / Go.
I want... / Get out! Clown!
Want to take my knife.
Please someone here.
It was a safari blow!
Take him out of here.
I'll call your mother and tell you what happened!
Dinka, boma ye!
A fool is almost crazy my hairline.
Damn it! God damn it! God damn it!
Ray-Ray? / This is me.
They say you work on the streets. I don't know you're sweeping!
What did you bring? / There is no.
Don't you need a ride? / Yes.
Bring this nobody. Come on
Can you see clearly? I will watch from the side.
Right at the right corner.
Thank you. / Okay, be careful.
It's nice to have you in Chicago. Welcome to the Bulls.
Who is Michael?
See you at the Sports Center. / See you later.
If he can't be the best, he can go to hell too.
They will be good.
What did you see?
I'm curious, man.
I've been cutting hair since childhood here.
And I never saw anyone in your chair.
My customers are many. You just came on the wrong day.
It's Monday to Saturday, except Sunday, when we close.
Don't worry, Booker T.
Do you think you can shave my hair like lverson? Because he is my friend.
Stay away, bro!
What are you laughing at? / Don't hate me because you're the best seller.
I didn't hear. / You hear me, "Bourgie" Banton.
You have a black girlfriend, vehicle, then I'm the best seller?
You're just a show with music in his ear.
Al Jolson in FUBU hat. Blackface for the new millennium.
You think you can shave me with your black boyfriend, white boyfriend...
With higher education, how dare you only talk about me?
Because of your place not here. White Barbershop is in the city center.
Do you know what I'm thinking? You wish you were me.
You want to have my boyfriend His butt is voluptuous and my car is cool.
Dude, you even hope you have my clothes, my style, my way of running.
Why isn't my boyfriend interested in you? Because little bastards like you can't compete.
I have news for you, white boy. You are not black.
I'm more black than you, and in your best time, you can't be me.
Do you want to accept it? / Hard like this.
Come on! What do you want?
Come on, what do you want to show?
Dude, this piece of trash can hardly work.
Yes you can.
This is the hottest on the street. All young people ask for this.
Cutlass Sierra?
You only need a little paint and tune-up, because it backfires if it's too much.
A little? Dude, every time you go home, I think I'm in a car cinema.
I can't put it in my place, man. I have to maintain my reputation.
Understand?
No, I don't understand.
Breakfast?
Thank you.
I got the license number.
Also, there is a group of people lining up at the ATM in front of Poppy Liquor Mart.
So?
Appears for a while, then disappears.
Let's go. Come on
I heard, in BET, we should get money.
Black people should get money called repair.
Everyone will be happy if they get a gift.
If they give it, I will reject it.
Not everyone thinks reparation is a good idea, bro.
That's stupid.
I'm surprised to hear that.
I think you're going to blame that slavery makes you oppressed...
... how do white people trample on your neck.
Giving money is of no use. Look at the Hammer.
The child becomes unemployed is only a bad credit advertisement.
Slavery, it ruined my whole life.
I don't know what you think, I don't agree with reparations.
As a black person, I have pride and dignity.
That's bullshit. Know why? Because you have a bill.
Your brother doesn't let money come out.
Next, you will talk about how Jews get money...
Jews don't get money, victims of the Holocaust can.
Look, we have well-being and affirmative action.
What is not allowance? What is not allowance?
That is leeway.
Damn it!
Yes, I think every black person must get at least $ 100,000.
What do you think it's used for?
It can't do anything except make Cadillac become the number one dealer in this country.
Wherever you look, that's an opportunity. Understand what I mean?
I had a chance got this job last month.
That bastard will say I need a diploma.
Now, that's where, that's racism, that's classism, that's eroticism.
Dude, come on, I'm talking about about "ism" going up and...
We don't need repairs. Agree? We need to hold back.
Restraint? / refrain.
A little discipline. / Whatever.
Don't go out and buy Range Rover when you are at home with your mama.
And pay your rent to your mother.
And can we try to teach our children something other than chronic albums?
And, please, black people, on time...
... for something other than "free before 11:00" at the club.
Drink for that, honey.
Do you know? That's a full argument. _ A great surprise and good articulation.
Do you make fun of me? / Absolutely not, sir.
I really.... applaud your skills.
Do you know, school boy? For information...
... mussels are clams.
No, I'm afraid not.
No, I'm worried, yeah.
Because it is a mollusk.
Before coming to your plate...
... he has two hard layers around him, like a clam.
College kids.
Hey, grandma.
This is me, J.D.
His son Thelma. Your grandson!
J.D.
Grandma.
You never came to see me.
Grandma, did you say something? / Grandma can't hear and see well.
OK. / Do you want something to eat, honey?
No, don't bother, Grandma. I want to go back to the tool warehouse.
Alright. I'll meet you inside.
Oh, yes.
Now, this is what I meant.
Buy this cellphone, buy two pay one. / The last one doesn't work.
Listen to me, baby, look at this. / Ray! What are you doing?
Selling cellphones, man.
How many times have I said for not coming here?
Come on, Cal, I'm just selling cellphones, man.
What's wrong with you? Are you backward? / What's up, bro?
Are you stupid, stupid or slow? Which one?
None.
You come here again. I'll call the police.
for a moment. What do you mean, call the police?
How will you do that to me? I've been here for years.
Whatever you need me to find.
When the air conditioner is broken, who brought the Freon? I.
How did Eddie get tax problems? I take him to a new environment.
Not you. I.
I'm part of this shop too, bro.
I don't want to hear that. / What's up, bro?
Get out of here, man. / You're not right, Calvin.
I don't want him to go back to the shop again.
Don't buy anything from him.
What's wrong? You know that child doesn't want to have a problem.
He won't make a problem here.
I'm in a mess, Eddie.
Very chaotic.
Yes? / Yes.
What did you do?
Can't wake up?
Viagra doesn't work for you?
I lost the shop.
I sold it to Lester Wallace.
I just realized today that this is something that's worth keeping.
Is it worth keeping?
This isn't a fucking blind school, Calvin.
This is barbershop!
A place where a black person has something!
Where the environment meets!
Our Country Club!
I mean, you didn't realize that?
You know...
That is a problem your whole generation.
You know, all of you, you don't believe in anything.
But your father, he believes in something, Cal.
He believes and understands...
... something as simple as a little piece of hair...
... can change the human perspective inside.
My father died in bankruptcy...
... and frustration...
... want to help all the people in this damn neighborhood.
Listen!
Your father might don't have a lot of money...
But he is rich...
... because it is invested in the form of people.
Yes, what do you think?
Do you think only me did he give a job?
No! That person opened the door...
... for anyone and all fools around here in the city of Chicago...
... who wants to come and make something from yourself.
Give them a chance to be someone!
SIM A, professional barber.
Now, I, I am private...
... will not give half of those opportunities.
But it's quite difficult, you're sitting there trying to shave some heads...
... and worry if this idiot tries to twist you.
But let me tell you something. At the end...
At the end, I'm glad I was here.
And now you.
Do they know?
No.
Yes, you have to tell them.
Don't look at me.
Yo, Cal.
You have the courage to come back here.
I got a job.
Now I can leave my little girl in the right place.
My sister-in-law used to look after her. He's an addict and I don't want it.
Thank you, Cal.
Save the change.
Yo, Lamar.
There are no fees. / No, no.
No, Calvin, thank you, bro. I know you need it.
Congratulations on your new job, man.
Looks good for a change.
Be careful. / Thank you, Cal.
Good evening.
Come on. You fell down.
I just said he was disabled.
He is not disabled. He is cute. Tell her mother to make up for me.
Hey, yo, listen, everybody.
What? / OK.
Wait, listen. Yo, Fred.
Listen.
I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, that...
... I respect everyone here.
We appreciate you owning us, Calvin. / I'm serious.
Now hold on, I'm serious. / Give us a raise.
I appreciate everything you do for the shop.
I know some customers don't leave tips like they should.
And if I have money, I'll give a tip myself.
Big C, what's up, buddy?
We will close the shop today.
What? / Why, Calvin?
Do you mean close earlier? / What do you mean "today"?
There is still around one hour.
You don't listen to me.
When I took this shop two years ago, I don't know what I have.
I'm still young. I do not know yet.
Hold, man. What do you want to say?
Eddie, what are you doing?
What happened?
I already sold the shop.
What are you?
Have you sold a shop? / You don't have a shop anymore?
I don't understand. / He said he had sold a shop, Dinka.
This is your shop, bro. Your family built this shop.
Nobody runs this shop like you, kid. Right, man.
Why didn't you tell us?
Who will hire us?
Like I said, that...
... when I closed the shop tonight...
... it's closed forever.
Calvin, please. Calvin, don't do this.
Eddie, can you talk to me, man? Eddie?
Hey, Eddie!
I still don't understand.
Go home! Just go home. It is over.
I don't understand, man. Just packing.
Go home.
No notification? Just like that?
Let's go out, bro. Let's go out. / That's wrong, Joe. I leave here.
Cal, you should tell us.
I don't believe this. / Why?
Oh, no! / POLICE!
Don't move anyone!
Catch and take him out.
Wait, man!
Wait a minute! Shut up!
You are waiting there!
What did he do?
Let's go. / Hey, Rick!
I did nothing!
Hey, it's not even needed!
Williams, can you talk to you? No need to do that!
Don't worry, I'll visit you. I will release him.
Rick! Call me as soon as they give you permission to use the phone.
Hey, how are you, J.D.?
Where have you been, bro?
From barbershop. / all day?
You're just shaving. / Yes.
Yes, man, I want to be braided, but you know Terri, she will shake her head.
Right, who shaved you? / Jimmy who did....
Come on, man! What are you doing?
Braiding your hair, stupid!
Stop playing.
Stop it. It's best to stop playing.
What did you learn in barbershop?
Dude, I learned a lot. / What about the police, man?
Man, they know what's wrong.
They come there, like, 10 deep, man! 20, boom!
"Cling to the wall!" / Hold, man, my legs!
Dude, I tell you, it's like SWAT.
Are you serious?
Yes. I won't see for myself if I don't shake...
... and, you know, I crawled out of there.
Wait.
Hello?
Hey, I want to ask you. / Who is this?
Ricky, fat, and guess where I am.
What's that, bro? / The last place that I will live for life.
What do you mean, friend?
I talked about the theft of the ATM on the other night.
That same night when you borrowed a truck.
I called you all day asking for the bumper.
Now they have photos of the license plate.
And after they searched it, my car.
twice loser.
Ricky, did you say "loser twice"?
That means, the third strike?
Yes.
You will be jailed for life, man!
And when you come out I have gone somewhere!
Hey, don't drop the soap!
Come on, buddy. / What did he say, man?
What will we do?
We will break this piggy bank and get money.
Dude, let me say something.
Just because it's highly educated doesn't mean making you better than me.
Don't assume You are better than anyone.
I might never go to school, but I'll do something with my life.
I will build a business. Open the shop.
And even though you might think...
... my style is just imitating someone who is on TV.
Here I am.
No matter you like it or not, I stay like this tomorrow.
All right, man, let's see.
See what?
You say this is you. This is what you want, huh?
So, prove it.
Shave me.
Alright.
OK.
This is okay.
Actually, that's pretty good.
Hey, man, I shouldn't be praised like that, in public.
No, that's cool. I'm actually glad you could get your senses out.
Why is that? / Because I'm out of humiliation.
Thank you. / You are welcome.
Thank you, honey.
So, I think you can invest in the studio now.
Listen, Calvin...
I will support you. You know that.
If it's a studio, it doesn't matter.
You want to sell used car hubcaps, or I don't know...
... women's underwear, whatever, I'm still with you. You know that.
Whatever you do...
... make something something that means something to you.
And, if that doesn't work, you know, you can always work with my uncle.
You know I'm not at home with your uncle.
He also doesn't feel at home with you, but he will give work according to my wishes.
Where are you going? / I'll be right back.
Thank you for bringing my coat.
I didn't do it.
If I think you did it, I won't guarantee you out.
And I am very sure I will not go out to make the groin freeze.
Let's go, man.
Why is Williams catching you, man? / My cousin did this.
Your cousin? / J.D. do this to me.
Dude, that guy is crazy.
Don't worry about him anymore.
People like that will be rewarded later.
That's right. Do you know? I'll make sure he gets it.
Don't go there with revenge.
What do you mean? I won't let fools step over me.
You come so far, do so many things in your life...
... let it pull you back. / I assume this conversation is not there.
Just drop me on the 79th street.
Do you know? Look at it.
This. Is that what you want?
That's what I meant.
Yes, it came out of... It fell from your locker.
That's him, man. Go and throw away from your life.
And throwing out a deposit, all the money I prepared for you.
Do you know, Cal? Please pull over.
Pull over?
Yes. / OK. I will pull over.
Now use your brain.
Yes, whatever, man. Where are we going?
We will meet Lester Wallace.
I'll take my barbershop back.
You're waiting for me to throw a gun, then tell us we're going to meet Lester?
Dude, we shouldn't be here.
I told you I used to work here. / That "first," J.D.
That means I still remember what I have to do.
Understood? Let me see here.
Now, that's fire!
Damn. / Give it to me, just me!
Come on, I can, friend. Just die. I'll turn it on again.
This is my equipment, friend. This was my workshop.
You can't even light it. / Applause and stamp your feet.
Applause. Footsteps!
Look at that!
Give it to me. Just me.
Come on! Billy! Give it to me! Billy, give it.
What's your problem?
Why do you always encourage people, man?
I'm sick of it! / Do you want this?
I didn't see Lester's car.
Wait.
It looks like my grandma's truck there.
Wait a minute. Don't open the door. Is this hers?
Hey, yo, Rick, hold on!
Have to call help.
Yes.
J.D.!
No, hey, Rick! No, man!
Hey! Back!
Enough Ricky! What is it, honey?
What chicken do you like, Ricky? Original, or extra crispy?
Bastard!
What did you do in my shop?
What happened here? / I'm on your side!
What happened? What are you doing in my shop?
I don't know what they are doing here.
But you know what I'm here for. I want my shop back.
Do you have the money?
No. / What?
I used it to help My friend Ricky came out of prison.
But I promise to return all your money.
Wait, let me be clear.
You're here to demand the return of a shop that isn't yours.
You don't have $ 40,000 to buy it again...
... doesn't even have the $ 20,000 that I gave this morning?
Monk, this person is crazy.
Maybe it's crazy, Mr. Wallace.
I said, I will refund your money, but only $ 20,000.
If you have a problem with that...
... I think the Chicago Police might have a problem with this ATM machine...
... lying in the middle of your floor, because they have been looking for it all day.
What is this?
Wait, Lester, you have a problem bigger than that, bro.
Like the stolen car parts there.
Someone might think this place is a retainer workshop.
Monk!
Dare? What would you do?
You have to use me, kid.
Like I said, I'm not going anywhere.
I've lost too much.
I can't go home without it. Simple and plain.
I've been in my family for a long time.
40 years.
I can't let you take it and change it into a strip dance club.
What do you want to do?
Hands up! Catch them!
Calvin? Are you okay?
Am I okay?
Yes.
I'm fine. / Are you sure?
I'm fine.
That's the criminal you're looking for.
Simmons, Fred. / This person is fine.
Come on, man. We found it!
my friend.
Don't ever do crazy things This is again, man. / Are you crazy?
How can we get away from it?
He won't shoot anyone. He wears leather pants.
Yo, look at this. / Yo, what's wrong?
You get a prize if you return this. Do you already know?
Yo! Detective Williams.
Remember who found this!
TWO MONTHS LATER
I won't be here long.
In a few years, I want to retire, and will move to Arizona.
It's fun there.
Black people must boycott Arizona...
... because they don't know the King's birthday.
Wait, Fred.
Fred, don't start again for Martin Luther King!
No, Calvin, let me say that.
Martin Luther King is a prostitute!
No, he is a weirdo. Yes.
He's afraid of anything and anyone!
So celebrate the King's birthday, I want everyone to go and have fun.
Take care of your mouth, Eddie!
Look, there are small children there. Let me see the report card.
Calvin, do you get the candy? I want it now and later!
No, let me see. This is it.
That's you. And that is for you. Okay? Watch Out.
Hey!
See what I have. / Excuse me!
What? / Who drinks my damn apple juice?
Don't be ooh-in me! Jimmy, I know it's you! That's why I spit on the contents.