Come on.
Come on, man. Get up.
Come on.
Shit!
Move!
Wait!
Do not move! Stay away from the window!
Move over there! Do what I say!
Oh, shit. Take the flesh.
- You're hungry, man? - Do I look hungry? Move over there!
I might be a little hungry, but raise your hands!
- He did not have a gun. - You think I do not?
- Shoot me, damn it! - Would you shoot.
Baji--
Not. Come on, Hank!
Possible!
What do you know of a friend needs a job?
- Big Floyd Patterson. - You do not look like Floyd.
Shit. I just wanted to cook barbecue.
Now is the Fourth of July. (* American Independence Day)
Can not blacks come celebrate too?
- Open! Police! - Oh my god.
Kick the door!
- Do not mess with my head. - You want to barbecue?
There masalahh what, officer?
Well. We were looking for a thief. There is a view?
I? No, I do not see any pen--
Hank, you see a thief here?
- No, not here. - No, I am too.
No thief.
You do not celebrate the holidays?
Certain. We want to finish this last customer first.
I said you were pretending to be shaving.
Eddie, you can not talk about people just because they've got two races.
- Why not? - Because it's ridiculous.
They can thank, really.
I mean, Calvin, blacks like to borrow ...
... for brothers / half black to be less attractive.
You know, like Tiger Woods--
- Lenny Kravitz. - Lenny Kravitz - included.
They are so weird little ...,
... so crazy a little, has luxuries such as Mariah Carey ...,
... and suddenly half the parts are so looney tunes.
- What about Vin Diesel? - I did not know he was okay. Half the car.
Black what you want to give a loan?
I was furious when she found out the man in black.
Wait a minute, Terri.
The DC sniper just like Jackie Robinson.
What?!
Tell them, Eddie.
He goes into the white leagues with that crime.
Crime that takes planning. Not only that, but to be good at math too.
You know, it took a clever mathematics to determine the trajectory of bullets ...
... to be able to shoot from the back of a car.
Therein dirty white.
With the problems we had, blacks once said ...,
... '' At least we're not crazy. ''
Crime us make sense, really.
No money, only people who got robbed.
Tantamount crazy blacks to whites.
Mike Tyson-- him like three crazy.
Prince?
Wait a minute.
He half Cherokee or something. Do not talk about him.
DVD, CD. There is a greatest hits with a cover picture Tina Turner.
Got something that you will not percaya--
Rema R. Kelly with elderly women.
Fred, do not buy anything from him.
Nemmo recording I got from ugly.
- Why are you snapped once? - No curt with you.
Shave me. I'm going to a meeting in 19 minutes.
Just go to rapatmu, because I was the first.
K-Rod had message after this point ...,
... but I can deal with you hours of 3:45 or 1 1: 00 on Tuesday.
You're a superstar now? Eminem his barber world?
Well, that's why they call me Slim Fadin '.
It was formerly the chair.
Once ....
... you used to sit in front of it, and no customers.
Well, I have now.
Let me.
Late my customers, so I can mencukurmu first.
All right.
Is.
Halo.
So...
What was it like working with Alderman Brown?
Delicious. Alderman is a great mentor.
It would be fun to do something that you like.
I really admire that.
- Apple juice? - What is this?
Who planned it? It's not funny.
- What? - It. You're so good to me?
Adore? You reversal with Kevin, are you?
I do not need a man to menentramkanku.
Plus, I tried to make peace with myself.
I do not recognize this woman.
First I kicked your ass can only be known?
Oh, yes, here it is.
Come on, quickly.
Caecal handsome, Tn. Stewart. Now you can act again.
Calvin, when you're as old as me, you will not be in action again.
You're just happy to let the kids naughty out park.
Got a little money? I had no change.
- Just take it. - No need to say it twice.
You just won the lottery?
- I sell Cleaners. - What?
Yes, I sold. Time to retire early.
Department of Quality Land made a bid for me.
The most money I had ever seen. I agree to it.
- They want to do what? - A Kinko's or something.
I heard that the railway line would be moved there as well.
Railroad and a Blockbuster.
Yes. White back.
They try to make money.
It's not about white again.
Most entrepreneurs back is black.
This block needs an upgrade.
Reduces the clutter here too.
Change is a good thing.
As long as they do not make a liquor store or a striptease bar, no problem.
Wait, Calvin.
If they make striptease clubs across there, I would never return.
Hei, babe!
This lap. The rest I burn.
The next time you want ....
...cheating...,
... make sure she is beautiful ...
... because I've heard all the bullshit.
Cell phone to call home, and I've heard it all.
No, I do not hear it? You said I was a liar?
I do not understand how you could be cheating on me with your little penis.
I hope you have fun.
The next time you come back, I'll punch you.
I had a sword, an ax, a box of bullets ...,
... will muster everything to beat you!
For what?
Diam!
As I said, if there a striptease ...,
... I'm not going home.
You can not go home even if you want to.
Everything can too.
Come on, man.
Look at this. Balanced.
Balanced.
What functions are you doing it?
Semua Flippity hippity stompity stoobily-doo.
There is no need when shaving people's heads.
What's up, man? No '' l ''?
Come on, dawg. There should be a sign of '' l. ''
Stop messing around.
- You wants where? - Over here.
Cool!
This is not true. I want my rent first.
Not later, buk-- a minute, let me finish first.
Not the second, because I'm not the villain.
Am I the bad guy?
Come here.
Listen, kid.
You will constantly need deft in your life ...,
... and black kulih bankrupt.
They will be hard to spot, because they use a great outfit.
Do not let the clothes membodohimu, because the better they are stylish ...,
... usually the bangkutlah them.
I like talking to you.
You know, this will be yours someday - everything.
Hey, Calvin, you want to place Emma?
Told her niece sent her a picture of her graduation Friday.
- Buy me a pie. - I'm not going to buy it.
Hey, Keisha. Janelle where?
He has not been here. Hey, boo.
Why are you here?
You can see the calendar. You know he was sick.
I need my rent. Banks want the rent as well.
I need my money 1, not 2, and certainly not 12.
Come here, Coley.
Come here. Mother left with this madman?
Crazy? I just wanted to entrust him to where Miss Emma.
Not like that?
You know, your dad used to like plays it well. (*Chest)
- And this, too. - Watch your mouth.
They can not remember it.
- See his son Calvin? - Hey, Coley.
You know it should have the baby right.
I know.
After Calvin and I broke up, he began to narrow-minded.
He prefers Happy Meal of the Super Size. (*Big size)
No, he prefers that no drama.
- six-foot Pocahontas. - That's right.
He did not menemun like most of you.
You're just upset because she has Indian ancestry.
Come on. She's got a beautiful hairstyle of her family.
Why does everyone here, you always start with me?
You know I got love for you.
If you do so, tell Janelle to pay the rent ...
... before kuputus electricity ...
... and make all your employees running around.
Bye, Gina.
How could you not playing with Coley?
You my dear. Yes, right.
Stop. Do'a dulu.
Cries of Jesus.
Why?
Why did Jesus weep?
- Because she is sad. - Why is he sad?
Because he was not allowed to eat the biscuit.
You know I raised you better than that.
Raise you like a child himself.
Okay. I have to hurry, Miss Emma.
When you come here again, you'd better know why Jesus wept.
Do you know? Maybe he was angry when ...
... because they do not allow it to put jelly on his biscuit before he left.
You do not look two days.
And why do you look so tired?
Ricky, grow up and tell me.
I was an adult.
If you have anything else, just say so.
You do not need stealth.
Nothing is hidden. It's not quibble.
- I am busy. - What are busy with?
Because of course you're not with me. Who are you?
And what pretext?
Listen, you know how this relationship, right?
When we are together, we are together.
And when not, it does not.
Ricky, he was champion.
Come on. He was a loser.
Be like Mike, not Rick.
If I was like Mike, would you like me?
- Brad Pitt. - Mel Gibson.
- Bill Clinton. - Bill Clinton?
He was strange, and I like the odd man.
If I could choose whites who want to shag ...,
- I'm going to select Mini-Me. - Mini-Me?
Use your brain.
- What? - What?
Use your brain.
You naughty girl!
Excuse me, Miss Watson. Forgive me.
Hey, Dinka.
- Good morning. - What's up, D?
Thanks, Dinka. His shoes are nice.
- beautiful shoes. - Thanks, Dinka.
Fuck, Mini-Me. I would choose that way.
I mean is, we have to keep an eye on Trent Lott.
We got to know him wherever he goes. He is a racist!
He was the adopted son for whites.
I do not know about it. Dan Quayle could not say 'potato.' '
Do you know? You're right about that, Checkers.
Do you know?
You can be a stupid white skin and win the presidential election. Twice!
My point is if you want to have a relationship ...
... with a fat white women and low self worth, lock the door.
Lock the door! Click.
Handle your business.
That's it.
Calvin, let's see.
They'll lock you up for talking like that.
When did they put it?
I guess it was not a striptease club.
Wait a minute.
Can not be trusted.
- Quentin! - Hey, Calvin.
You like our pamphlet? Not flashy, I hope.
I do not want to fuss with the neighborhood children.
I think this will be a club. What is a Nappy Cutz?
You've never heard of us?
It is a monopoly, the answer would be piece super black.
There are 10 branches throughout the country.
This will be the first in Chicago.
Ten seats with all the welcoming style of African-Americans.
- On my block? - It's just an alternative.
You're the champion. Your place is legendary.
The only survivor after a clash in '68.
We could not rival with you.
I have to go.
Look, when it is open 24 hours a day, I'd like to buy you a coffee.
I can buy myself.
I know what this is. You're trying to compete.
This is not a competition.
This is eviction.
Your business will be closed within six months, seven was the longest.
When the bank foreclosed, I'll buy your place ...
... and turn it into a cow-milking ...,
... like Bally or Jamba Juice.
We can skip the stress situation if you want to sell your place now.
But of course you do not want to do - esteem.
And I appreciate it.
I appreciate that, too.
Take care of yourself.
I had wanted to say the same thing.
What people sly want?
The man was trying to open a business in our place?
They will take all pelanggann us.
Land Quality department can buy anything.
We just need to improve our quality.
Hey, Rick, have you take care of the deposit?
You have to be careful about extra activities.
I do not care about your evening hours as long as you do what I pleaded.
Unlike what you think.
- I punya-- - shit to do.
You're supposed to ask me, is more reliable.
You can both kissed my ass.
Wait, do not split.
Not now, okay?
We no competition here.
And I guess change, is a good thing, right?
Well, this is free enterprise. This is America.
Diam, Dink.
- The best survive. - The privilege of whites.
White privilege could do better.
You're getting too much. Relax a little.
Stop.
Do not worry, Cal. We'll help you in any situation.
Come on, everybody, let's go back. This is not nothing.
I've often seen. They come and go.
We will be fine.
- Man, why are you angry about? - Why did you come, too, man?
You know you're a star ...,
... but do not ever insult my customers.
- What do you think? - You're right, man.
Okay, my fault.
But the thin pieces are not straight.
Hard to be good, right?
Look, Cal,
Profesionalismelah the menganugerahkanku ....
Come to Nappy Cutz.
What the boy had said, '' menganugerahkanku ''?
It seems so.
Luluran make what I like ...
Just look at his chair, man, and lighting.
Let me see.
Last week I had a milk bath.
What?
They bathe the lady over there?
Give me cookies. I will go alone there.
Is that...
- That's the guy! - Looks like he did.
It was just like. How could he?
Turn off.
The woman naughty!
Back to work.
Checker Fred, come play.
My friend in Memphis them to Nappy Cut.
They said good.
Cut Nappi had a sexy woman ...,
... who offers a glass of wine at the entrance.
That's not nothing.
I heard they got fish in the floor, swimming.
You're standing on it.
You can grab the fish, baked, roasted ...,
... fried, sauce given ...,
- made sushi, and others. - Given the sauce?
I liked the massage was.
Very cool.
Let me tell you.
It was not a real barbershop.
That version of the fake.
That is why they have all the deception.
They do not have a character there.
Real barbershop got real people, chat and attractive ...,
... and most importantly, a real barber, that's what we have.
Calvin, my friend!
Oh, gosh.
Kenard. Wait a minute. Dude, dengar--
I love you, buddy.
I had finished school Wednesday trim my hair ...,
... and I'm going to work today.
That is what is done among family members.
- What Jennifer call you? - I talked to him this morning.
What he told me if I may give an entrance exam? Maybe?
I'm tired of the entrance examination.
I will soon be the Best Annual New Children here.
It was my place, man?
You put me in the front seat?
Best seats.
Such is the function of the family.
You're right, too much flattery.
What's up, man?
Freddie Douglass! Legendary! Come on.
you can. Come on. Nice!
How are you dear?
Okay, okay. How are you friend?
Everything cool?
Do biarkanku wait.
Mutombo! To what do you botaki head?
I'm with you, man. We'll bring back Africa.
Beautiful girls.
Halo.
My!
Naomi!
You know me.
I know you will not let it put pictures of it ...,
... not when you tell me to lower the Lola Falana.
Kenard.
It probation.
You understand probation, right?
Who is this kid?
All right.
Rich, where are you, man?
Never seen anything like this in your life.
Well, that's good.
Setting myself.
Yo, Big C, please explain to him.
A telephone my wife, man. That's him.
Shit.
Who is next? Come on.
Sit here. In the seat Kenard.
Smells nice.
What kind of coffee it?
This is not coffee. It chai with soy.
Okay, so it was a herbal beverage.
You would not like me. You do not have lactose intolerance.
Well, I have a lactose intolerance. I went kedekat cows ...,
... and my ass explodes like Dizzy Gillespie.
Fart out.
And it smells.
Man, it smells coming out ...,
... very smelly, sometimes I have to go out for a moment.
I do not have lactose intolerance, okay?
My metabolism is very healthy.
I try to drink a little, bitty Milky Ways - small glasses.
I ate two pieces in one night at a party ...,
... and, man, it makes ...
I can not control it. That act of Lactose Intolerance.
Look, I do not have Lactose Intolerance.
Listen, man, it's okay. I try to help you.
It just would not be fair to your date.
You have to think if you're dating ...
... and you're trying to hide ...,
... and he thought ...,
'' Dressed nice, he's clean, but the smell is this? ''
And you try to act like nothing ...--
Take care of yourself.
Sir, I'm very good with black, okay?
Well with blacks?
He'd better be, especially to me.
I always carry my stuff, okay? I'm going to hurt you.
You can find me on the internet,
That's where I'll see you.
- Hey, watch out! - Move!
(* Lactose Intolerance: It is a condition in which lactase, an enzyme needed to digest lactose, are not produced in adulthood)
Love your precious ...
Heaven are sent you ...
Surely ...
The heaven are certainly send your love ...
Love your precious ...
To find a love like had we ...
Stop!
- To find ... - to find ...
With your fingers.
To find...
Fingers up, but you were not.
I need a new tenor.
Man. I barharap brother Darnell free.
Eddie, you're going?
What is wrong?
Taksi!
- Move over, you idiot! - I can not wait.
There was a male section of the edge of the truck!
Download!
You want to know my name, right?
Well.
Loretta.
Well.
I'm not saying we have to borrow money.
I mean we should be increased slightly.
We will soon be removed by Nappy Cutz.
If you do not think big, then you will not be great.
Calvin, you run the family business. You do not need to make improvements.
Losers of Nappy Cutz, they will not seize business.
Barbershopmu is a place to get together in the neighborhood.
Come on.
people do not care about a place to get together. Nappy Cutz had fish on their floor.
Swim here and there.
Can be fried, baked, disushi--
- Who said that? - Little Rodney.
Little Rodney said he saw the fish on the floor.
Well, is not he see ...,
... but his cousin in Atlanta.
You're the ridiculous.
Little Rodney probably heard it from someone ...
... who had heard from others that there is at Nappy Cutz ...
... when they dropped the Filet-O-Fishnya to the floor.
It was ridiculous. Do not believe you said it.
Sun salutation, ladies.
Put your legs together, create such an attitude of prayer.
And Reach!
Text-message.
Back to the attitude of supplication.
Take a deep breath.
Breathe in the light of ...,
... beauty, light.
Remove together with the load.
The key to enlightenment is to control your anger ...,
... do not let it mengontrolmu.
The first position.
One two Three.
He is not nothing!
Jimmy! How are you?
How are you?
So handsome!
Always.
There is still nothing.
Since he was shaved.
- Good morning. - Alderman Brown's office.
- Good morning, Maggie. - Good morning, sir.
- There is a message? - Yes, Sir. A stack.
- Good morning, Alderman. - Good morning.
- Good morning, sir. - Good morning, Jimmy.
- I want to talk if you have time. - Do not have. This reliable voters 516 00: 33: 10.573 -> 00: 33: 12.768 ... are in need of advice, and I have to provide it.
Can one, teach one. Remember that.
There is an urgent interest, this will only briefly.
- You've got 59 seconds. - Thank you.
- Sit down. - Thanks, sir.
Not you.
I need your attention on problems.
You know Calvin's Barbershop on 79th and Exchange streets?
Well, I know where that is.
There are open Nappy Cutz opposite.
Well, I know all that.
Should we do something?
Why?
Competition is the cornerstone of democracy.
The future is not about something that is "used". Remember that.
But you say you want to keep it fertile area ...
... for small businesses.
Fertile. I told you that, huh?
This child will become governor of the state of Illinois someday ...
... if he learned to obey what I told you.
Now, I finish explaining, everything is clear.
Create reports and deposited me the end of the month.
Sir, I think we have to move faster.
Think need, not speed.
Better assess something new several times then decided ...
... than otherwise.
One of your minutes is up, son.
It will be good for our environment.
We will see later.
This is it.
- What's up, Samir? - Thus.
- How are you? - Well.
Kaosmu cool.
We want to talk to you, Calvin.
What is wrong?
We offered price by the Ministry of Land Quality.
They want to build a cineplex there and give us a quote. (* Name of the Cinema)
We think to accept his offer.
The money passable.
Plus, the money quite a lot.
Stew sell the place and buy something in Miami.
I'm not angry with him.
What to do with me? You've got a decision.
No, not yet. But I'm sure if you come ...
... and sell Barbershop, they'll probably double our prices.
- It will change my decision. - Of course.
- You all know I can not. - Why not?
We've been there since '58.
So if you want to sell the place and leave Florida ...
... with their offerings, go ahead.
But I have to defend my place.
You're making a mistake, bro.
No, man, you decided the wrong way.
Calvin, there will be a lot of money, lad.
Talk with your son.
Come on, dear. Today is the day.
We are already far here.
Please listen.
Bercahayalah.
You came in here one day ...
... like Joe Frazier in Jamaica.
People do not like it. You're too pretty.
Learn to cook.
I can cook.
Make him take care of her puppies or make use of Spanish omelette.
Hey, Calvin.
- What's up, Cal? - Yo, Isaac.
What's up, boss?
You all know why I gather you.
Nappy necks, whatever it's called that is across the street ...,
... will open in three weeks ...
... and they would try to evict us ...,
... like it or not, and we will not go.
- Know what I mean? - That's right.
So this is my plan.
We'll make a barbecue in the back ...,
... for a little appreciation for the customer.
Smart. Good plan.
Burgers and hotdogs, razor free for children.
Show people that we care about them.
Indicate that anything they live ...,
... we are with them.
- Understand? - Very, Calvin.
Very very.
Man, I really understand it.
It was very reasonable.
That's why I have to raise your rent.
What?
you can not like it.
- It's my first day. - Why, Calvin?
Somehow, we must be able to pay for all this.
Forget it. We are in crisis, just doubled my rent.
- You do not pay rent. - What?
Then, tigakali-lipatkan.
Did not mean anything by it, but why do you not pay the rent?
I did not pay because I do not have to pay. Okay?
Do not give a lot of comments...
... Just take care of business.
And also, I want to make some new rules.
It was all too much for me.
Do this daily. Slowly it.
Regulation pertama-- no more obscenities.
I know you want to say something. Do not tell.
I did not say anything. I thought of it.
Rule number dua-- do not be late.
Who said, '' Just in time for the important things of ... ''
- '' ... came to the club. '' - Well that's the words.
You're kidding. My fault.
Kenard, pictures of it, lower, man.
Nice.
The pictures are my inspiration.
Bia forced me to lose Lola Falana.
I can not cut without inspiration.
Good for me because maybe you will stop.
That's what I think.
We will be more friendly here ...,
... and I want you all to greet customers by name.
How can we know the names of all customers?
It was ridiculous.
He never even showed up.
Do! Do! Do! Do!
All the babble cause rule number tiga--
... there is no longer talk to the scene.
What?!
Note.
Trims, Calvin.
Thanks, man. I appreciate your dropping by.
All right, Calvin.
- Take care, man. - No problem.
- I appreciate your business. - Okay, Calvin.
God bless.
Oke, Calvin.
Bye bye, Horace.
You're next.
What's up, Cal?
thanks. We appreciate it.
- Hi, Jimmy! - Hey, everybody.
Not here's how. We have an appointment.
You have to get up from this chair. Eight Mile appointment with me at this hour. (* The film's title Eminem)
We're almost done.
I would segere menyervismu.
I apologize for the inconvenience.
Calvin, this is why black business does not succeed.
We are never on time.
You arrive late, leave early.
Giving priority than the need to prioritize services.
And doubling our client booking!
Why have a schedule that is not used?
It's 1 1: 02. This means that your customers should be completed.
Does this mean my time, and I do not have much time.
Come on, man, you got to go. This is ridiculous.
Fast. Come on, quickly.
- Finish him. - Sit down first!
Come, sit down. Never mind.
Sit down, West Wing.
Here you already are like the famous rich people only.
The only reason you're here is because your father was not so.
I'll tell you one hal-- You are all condemned to fail.
Was calm, which I love.
Quiet. Everything is quiet.
Barbecue free - food, and free shaving for children.
Take them. Bring all children.
This is it. We have to have a child ...
... so that we can bring them to the barbecue Friday.
I think we can make it four on the buttocks.
I do not mean to insult. We might be five.
What's up, Tyson? Free barbecue this Friday.
It goes without melototiku. You're not handsome. Playfulness.
Gosh, broiling here.
I'm tired of these distributing flyers, but my cousin said I should do it.
Before they get it, they all are berkumpul--
Saddam, Osama, all live one roof old beach house ...
... your pleasure.
Got a lot of money ...
... and beautiful women from Snoop music videos. (* = Rapper Snoop Dogg)
They scare him.
- And the link at Amin was there too. - I think he--
No, he's not dead.
You can not kill Yaphet Kotto-looking Zulu nigga.
- You know better. - Eddie, you have to cut it out.
Give me the ribs!
- Can me to make you a plate, Dinka? - No, I saw it.
You do not have to see it.
She likes you, man. What is wrong?
Shawna good woman, but I did not know he was fit or not.
Who is suitable? Terri?
You have to put behind it. It will not happen.
And that's the good news.
You do not need a woman who is noisy, nasty and greedy like Terri.
That's what you need. Come on.
Go there.
Come on.
Isaac, please traded ice.
We ran out of ice.
Kenard was not anything.
Well, man, but I'm asking you.
Do not like it, man.
Can be traded ice or not?
Not brash, Cal, but I've been working hard for you in there.
I've brought a lot of business opportunities.
- I understand. - Then why did you treat me like that?
I was treated the same as any other.
I'm glad you're running, but I need ice.
Can you handle it?
- Well. - Will you buy ice.
Two pockets.
Trims, lsaac.
Where are you going?
Cal wants me to take care of something.
Shopping.
Could bring me a toothpick?
What kind of mint.
All right.
Oh really. He wanted a burger Uncle Eddie.
This is it. It's delicious.
It burns.
Of course not, dear.
It barbecue.
You see people over there?
It was charred.
Well, Why could not I be nice?
Because it can not. Listen, it's free, right?
There are a lot of people starving in Ethiopia ...,
... and you're here precisely Komplen.
- I will not eat it. - Certain.
I hate you! I told my aunt.
Go to the house and told her addict.
Nothing scared! Just tell him!
It's Eddie. I'm not afraid of anything.
You can tell anyone.
- What did you do the little children? - I do not anything about.
Small Moesha tries to criticize my cooking skills.
I am not afraid! Call aunt!
Eddie, man, do not be so.
I should have known you many older people act.
- Hold on, Gina. - Oh, shit.
- That was just a misunderstanding. - There is no misunderstanding.
I should have known you were here berkingkah stupid.
I try to teach discipline Sister Souljah.
Now, obviously the way raised ...,
... he just complained.
Elevating? Maybe if you stopped raise your voice ...
... you're not going to look like Shamu.
Okay. I understand the way you talk.
What kind of man treat a child like that?
I do not expect you to know he was okay.
But it will give you a hint.
To give you an overview.
The only thing you can not keep!
Oh, I could keep him.
No, you can not.
I do not want you, Calvin. How about you?
The last woman you slept with battery life.
Then? He was white.
I never slept with a black skin, but the bitch did not know when to shut up.
- Why would he call you a bitch? - What is wrong?
- Calm down. - Shut up, Calvin.
- Who did you tell silent? - You.
Everything out of here, young children and teenagers.
I'll tell you what the problem is.
What is the problem? What is the problem?
- You do not know your role. - know your role. Talk.
Are you still living in the dark ages?
- Do I look are like Gina Cleaver? - Certainly not.
What is your role, watching ESPN and holding your dick all day?
nothing wrong with that.
What do you mean?
Lift your ass and get a job.
Get a job.
You all have a job.
- That's right. - Shut up, Calvin.
You've got one more chance to tell me silent.
You dare also to charge rent to the sisters here ...
... for their work, and you've seen are like Chewbacca.
Do not listen to him. You are beautiful, say.
How about you? Take a look at the hair styles.
You use it to sweep the store?
I will do what Calvin need.
Calvin what you want to do is shave the heads of people.
How Good are you going to talk about size when you yourself are not comparable ...
... with Jenny Craig?
What are you doing?
I know you NO-- Do not go in my pool.
I'm in your pool.
Let me tell you something, old nigger.
Play water.
Next time you take food out of my niece ...,
... I will beat you ...,
... and I'll burn your freedom letter.
and believe me, I've been great to do it.
No one can argue with it.
Do not worry. He will not do anything.
I have a reputation here.
And the little boy devil child now.
Look, I know he's bad. That's why you came to me.
He wants to make the act here ...,
... yes I reply.
Sorry. You make sure he gets it, okay?
He wants sausage too.
- He wants a sausage? - Yes.
Which one? Right here?
Give me that.
Okay. Give him.
Uncle Eddie and told him to apologize.
- We're better, right? - Well, we're cool.
There's something there. clean up.
Now your elbow.
No nothing in my elbow.
Do you like gingerbread.
I bet the hot dogs will not survive on the inside.
How can you date a woman like that?
Please open the door for little Calvin, Junior.
I had what they call a proficiency to speak.
She is fine.
Now I know why you ignore it.
- Why are you worried about, Cal? - I stripped about their website.
Websites that do not mean anything, Cal.
Nobody explains what flavor inside.
Come on, get ready for our customers.
- Jimmy, put it there. - All right.
Well, well.
What happened?
Because you want to have fun, no rap before 1pm 2:00.
Come on, man.
You just messing around here.
- Eddie, where in Hot Wings? - I've been trying to tell him.
You need a partner to take care of you.
I'm talking about a good man.
A Muslim men.
- And you're the man? - Can be.
Sorry. Once you become a customer, there can not be a relationship.
Not good for the job.
He had just eaten pork.
He did not want to hear about the Islamic State.
- Shut up. - I heard it.
I also ate.
Let me tell you something.
The Islamic State is not just a matter of not eating pork.
It is the command of God God conveyed by the Prophet Muhammad.
Listen, I know, I was born a Christian.
be careful what you say, because I hold the knife.
- Replace the talk. - That's right.
I have a question.
You do not feel odd, as a black woman ...,
... have a savior who looks like Kenny G?
- Kenny G? - That's right.
Album religinya cool, really.
Look, Jesus was not white.
He was a Caublinasian, like Tiger Woods.
And you just spent nearly patience.
Pay at Calvin.
Speaking of Muslim, Ahmad Rashad Is a Muslim?
I never see him wearing the bow tie.
Sorry. Did I wake you?
Going out today?
You do not have any soalku tgahu.
You know what your problem is?
You know what one of your problems?
- You're cold. - I'm open, that's me.
Terri good? No one believed it.
Good woman will not like tu with my friend Dinka.
Dinka? Nothing bad do with it.
He fell in love with you.
But you do not want the good guy, right?
What you want is, people are rude ...
... and like cheating?
- How about a bitch who you date? - Watch your mouth.
They are not a good woman.
'' Ooh, I met Shaniqua in a striptease club last night. ''
It was a good woman?
- You do not know everything. - I know enough.
Use tattoos as a cover and remarks custody.
- Mendewasalah. - Why do you care ?!
So this is what you want to do.
Bring it there, paste kepintunya ...,
... and turn - bi!
It will make you like Flynn.
You know what else can be done? You take the C-4 ...,
...gunakan timer-- tick, tick, tick, boom!
Blow up one block. I was carrying.
What happened?
- Not. - What?
- Do not even think about it. - That's what I said.
I also said the same thing.
It's killing me, man. I should know.
We're not going to break into Nappy Cutz.
You want to know what the contents therein.
Not. The answer is no.
We will not infiltrate. I'm not allowed.
Hurry.
Limat minutes. Sign in, then out.
As Oceann's Eleven movie. As this is my taste.
Let me see.
- Hugh! - Size is not everything.
Nge-les just continue.
Eddie, what are you doing?
Are not we here to have a look?
I can not see anything.
This luxury, B! Look at this.
I did not see any fish. Where's the fish?
Gila!
What?
You can repeat it.
- yikes! - What?
You can not fry the fish.
You can play ball here, man.
No, you can play ball in the street there.
As people can not cut hair without playing the ball.
They've got the Wall Street Journal.
The best.
Thus should Barbershop.
- The material is leather. - Meaning?
- Not. - It's skin.
Ugly.
At first glance, this is a nice place, but do not have character.
Precisely.
What we got across is the character.
We've got character, we had a chat, and we had ...
... we do not have this.
Bless God! This foam number one!
Come on, City Hall, show me something.
You grew bolder course.
Come on.
I've already started.
Yes, you mengecohku.
Stop playing.
Oh, shit.
Hey, you guys go?
No, bro, cap.
Just look at those people. Let me in.
Hey, bro, we closed.
- Please. - We'll go to jail.
Briefly.
- Let him in, Big C. - Do not let him enter.
- We can not leave him out there. - then send her in.
Kenard, let him enter.
Place the lid again.
Yes! Hey, everybody!
This place is great!
We're close. Go over there the way for a haircut.
Not good there. Come on, flash only.
I return to LA tonight. How?
- Who wants menyervisku? - Not me, my hand hurt.
Let me.
You? My friend.
We got Nappy Cutz on Crenshaw. I really like.
Everyone loved this place.
Hey, man, playing his razor, man.
It should not be in use.
It is made in Germany, the end of the titanium ...,
... with a non-noisy sound. Try to hear.
- Very good. - That's just the shaver.
It will double, or perhaps meniga-lipatkan business.
You know? I went. Have fun.
Hurry up a bit.
Do not steal or damage anything.
Just close the door behind her fitting out.
Hey, Detective. We had been looking for.
What's going on here?
We heard something
You broke into Nappy Cutz?
- You took something? - Not.
- Destructive? - Not.
In good?
Not.
Oh, man, they got a basketball court!
He was handsome, huh?
I just want him to have what used to be not kupunyai.
I know you want to. And he would get it.
You want to sleep?
Well.
You try to start something?
I had hoped so ...,
... you'd better quickly.
Looks like you'll have a little sister.
Enter only. Maybe I would have liked.
I had a lot of contact lenses - blue, green, red blood - just to his left.
Ray!
People want to see. come and talk to me.
- I do not know you're working. - Come here.
How are you?
Well.
I fight with my boyfriend husband.
He won because my boyfriend help her.
Nice to meet you. Let backward.
- To the back? - Well, backwards.
With scissors?
How are you, Cal?
You go to church ...
... and lived your life well?
- What happened to you? - I do not know what you're holding.
I am easily panic.
Can swatch items in this list?
I'm looking for some pretty good stuff at cheap prices.
- You know I can. - Legally.
You mean with a receipt legally? I did not steal.
If a police officer, I had to put it down and run?
I can get what you need.
Nappy Cutz will not know who was responsible.
It is not a question about Nappy Cutz.
It's about the increase, growth.
Expansion. Not Nappy Cutz.
Right. They will not know who was responsible.
Come and cut your hair.
I work at Calvin Jr's. Be customer first.
What do you mean, '' Uh-uh '?
Can I cut with Isaac?
The style is '' l '' in his back?
Your hair 'fro! You can not put the '' l '' in the back of your head.
Condoleezza. With a salary from the White House ...
... buy equipment makeover.
If I'm in the White House, I will fly every time.
If you're in the White House, you will be ostracized.
He would shave president with corn-row style ...,
... then talk, '' US, stupid. US, stupid. ''
The President will be like a gang member.
He will aim for the head of sexuality.
'' I invite all the heads of state today. ''
Oh, my God.
Stop.
Gina, what do you look like Beyonc?
Surely.
I knew you'd say that. Tos first.
It's like the whole world united ...,
... and all the gang together.
There is an art in situ. you'll love it, man.
Which is the church my grandmother.
They may want it back.
Who's biting? It looks like Holyfield's ear.
Images and pictures.
Which is broadcast from 2 to 5, and which is from 9 to 1 3.
Give me great.
This small, too. You have to take small.
- Save it. - Cal, you have to take this small.
Come on, Cal!
I think to add some style.
This painting Picassio.
Well, well.
Beautiful.
What is it, a picture of the uterus?
Calvin, I made an appointment you met with Alderman.
What are you doing, drawing the disabled?
Better. You're going to get in the news.
News?
Alderman will tour around the block ...
... before a board meeting on Friday ...
... so that voters know he cares.
Care? Problem of November, right?
I'm going to make it talk to you - the good news.
- You can ask first. - I know.
But this is suddenly once.
We do not do politics here. It's a place to do business.
This is not the center of the set.
Do you know?
You sound like your father.
We will not stay silent.
When the FBI attacked us with gas ...,
... we found the place today.
Thank you, Brother Calvin.
Brother Calvin!
We will further provide hours of study and book ...,
... food and clothing through our program.
That's right, man.
And when the pigs come, they will carry a weapon.
We will also be carrying a weapon!
Then they would start shooting. We will also start shooting!
That's right, folks!
I tell you, they would all be shot!
Right.
And we'll all be shot!
And we'll all die together!
Let's carry!
The strength of the black!
The strength of the black! Well!
The strength of the black! That's us!
The strength of the community!
Shit, man, men were crazy.
Well, if it was not Lalowe Sharpton.
Gosh.
Barbershop. How are you? Lalowe Brown.
Checker Fred, pak.
What are you, Checker?
Lalowe Brown. Nice to meet you.
What are you, sir?
Well, well. Look at this.
See what we punya-- We've got a lady barber.
We had not had.
- What is your name? - Terri.
- Sarah? - Terri.
Lalowe will be back here and make my little line.
- Line? - Haircut.
Terri, if you want to move forward ...,
... select Lalowe Brown.
Remember that.
Ini Calvin's Barbershop.
This is the first of the black community ...
... for 40 years.
I often come here on a Saturday afternoon ...,
... and a haircut on Sunday.
I would like to introduce the man myself ...,
... people who measure and symbolizes ...
... a wide range of possibilities for institutions black hair.
He is a potential ancestor.
He is my best friend, this man, Calvin.
How are you? Calvin Palmer.
- What are you doing, son? - Well.
Calvin, you are the pillars of this community.
How are you with ...
... all the social changes going on here?
Mr. Brown, as you know, there are many perubahan--
There are many changes ...,
... and change is sometimes difficult, right?
But if we want to stand together as a community ...,
- We'll find a way to survive. - Tell me!
- Say, Lo. - So true.
Let Lalowe provide it for you.
If you want to always terpung ...,
...We must...
... you have to seamanship.
Because if they want to send us a container ...,
... then put!
And if they try to mess with this guy ...,
... This meal would be like a mother!
That was a bit harsh.
If you want to survive, you know what to do.
Choose Lalowe Brown!
Hey, Calvin, why do not you serve me a little?
Because I've been everywhere.
- There is a seat for me? - Well, here.
Of course we got one for you. Kenard! Kenard!
- Let Kenard that menyervismu. - Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Not.
Sit there.
Nice to meet you. How are you?
- Wait a minute. - It is okay.
It is okay.
Kenard This is one of the prima dona.
The front seats.
You belumkan haircut until ...
- Kenrd. - it.
- Well. Let's take a picture. - Thanks, man.
Well, okay. OK. Enjoy.
Relax.
We're on TV, man.
I know. This event should be a TV. It will be nice.
This is why I love this community ...,
... because there is the historical context for each movement here.
I want to die here.
We're running out of time. can we hurry up?
You can not rush the best, Jimmy.
- He's not the best. - He's not asking you, man.
Well, then who's the best, young man?
- You? - Of course. Isaac Rosenberg.
Barbers best in the state of Illinois.
The best barbers in the world.
Come to Cal.
This is our rainbow coalition.
Well, this is the joint.
How are you mom? Richie?
You're too much.
No need to worry about technique.
Technics what? You shave like a bitch.
Mengkukir letter I in the back of people's heads?
- Your ability is limited. - My skills are limited?
- Where Skillmu, try? - It's not time.
Not in shaved. Certainly making out with Terri in the locker room.
What? Not.
You're not supposed to open our disgrace. We're on TV.
- What is she talking about? - Dinka, not like that.
... political power.
- Forbidden love! - Not like that.
Everybody hates me. Because I competent?
- It's not you scent this place. - Recently I was.
I will face all you want to change ...,
... trying to make something.
They do not treat barbers like this at Nappy Cutz.
Why do not you find out?
You and your nonsense. Try to find out.
We do not need you, if you do not want to be here.
All right, man.
OK. Rose from the chair, man.
No, stay right there.
In November, I plan to make this as a headquarters Barbershop duffel.
In Calvin's Barbershop, we will make the institution ...
... which led many institutions, like a torpedo moving towards the future.
Yes, of course.
Kenard, trimmed a little part of it.
I think it's time for us to move.
Come on, Jimmy, just two seconds.
My fault, man. I was remiss earlier.
Why do not you let me fade?
- How kalai Quo Vadis? - What are you doing on my head?
- Do not see. - What is my head?
I'll kill you!
You've grown!
Do not do it to Kenard!
Get out of here!
And away from family reunification plan.
... This is what happened in the 79th kehebodan and Exchange ...
... at Calvin's Barbershop when Alderman Lalowe Brown stopped by ...
... to take pictures and get a haircut.
Or should I say skinning?
Needless to say. I doubt if Alderman ...
... going to Calvin's Barbershop in the near future.
Nice.
- Who? - It's Rick.
What do you want?
I want to talk. I feel guilty.
Nice. I am busy.
Open the door. We should talk about this.
- There's nothing to talk about. - Dinka, I messed up.
What happened between me and Terri was a mistake.
It was not supposed to happen. I did not mean to hurt you.
Forgive me.
Apology accepted.
Can we talk about this tomorrow?
You remember Shawna, right?
Is.
What's up, Shawna?
Asik.
I did see you tomorrow.
Maybe the day after tomorrow only.
You should see him when I'm drinking.
Because I know him.
That's right.
What are you doing here?
The question is, What are you doing here?
Looks a little sneaky to me.
you came ketempatku today ...
... and had the balls also to meet with him.
Do not come in here and accuse me of liberality is not good ...
... when you need are sorry ...
... for making me look like a fool.
- That's what you're supposed to do. - Lalowe.
Calm down a bit.
All right, young man.
No nothing here, just business.
- Very sure. - It is true.
In fact, Alderman and I was talking about you.
Well, about the efforts.
I appreciate your villages with low importance to this community.
My fault.
Would be a shame to see it all lost in vain.
Man, I'm from the South Side.
- Do not try to compete with me. - Not.
In the competition there will be wins and nobody loses.
I propose a situation where both sides win.
I mean is Nappy Cutz will not be open during the day.
- Is it true? - I'm going to turn it into a night club.
Effort will continue ...
... without any interference from me or the other party.
And this happens if I do?
Do not tell people what I saw tonight?
What do you see malamini?
What do you see, Calvin? There is no.
There is no.
Sit down.
No, I want to stand alone.
What you need is to talk.
The council meeting tomorrow.
We wish the owners blocked mu elsewhere to sell their place.
If you want to express them ...
... and all the development agenda in Quality Land's proposal ...,
... voice could be the determining factor.
At least so I think.
It will be a lot of money to the district.
Not to mention, this will be a windfall for Calvin.
Windfall of $ 200,000.
That's enough money.
You could bring your wife to Jamaica.
Jamaica's original, not in Queens.
It also will be a stepping stone to your son tuition.
You have a child, right?
Well, I have.
All you have to do is talk.
$200,000.
I'm not asking much, just ...
... come and ...
... talk.
Just talk.
All right.
See you tomorrow.
Both sides win.
You follow me?
- I just want to talk. - There's nothing to talk about.
Let me give you a ride.
How could I look cool with anehmu car?
Terri, we work together. We have to talk.
Just listen to me.
After that, you do not have to speak to me again.
I'll lower you in the corner of the block.
Come in.
Please.
Terri, this is not me recently.
Ricky, before you talk, I want you to know ...
... nonsense it is useless for me.
I'm done with it.
But you do not know about me.
I see you every hari--
... late, sleep in the dressing room ...,
... play bitch during the night.
How not mengetahuimu?
Hei!
I'm going to grab my bag. Relaxing.
What is this, a guarantee?
Why do not you-say?
I can not tell anyone about the GED exam.
Embarrassing.
But you graduate.
Well.
Well, to be honest, I've graduated ...,
... I do not know what it means.
That means that your life means.
You should be proud.
I am proud of you.
Do not praise me ...,
... because eventually you will be able to compliment too.
We will begin to close again, no one wants that to happen.
I do not want it.
For note...
I prefer the old Terri before everything changed.
Noisy and angry all the time?
Actual.
Every time.
Man, I hope you manikmatinya!
Miss Emma, ​​what happened?
Nothing will be able to handle, or my pistol.
What is wrong?
They want to make this place so cooperative.
What?
I am no longer able to afford it. I've got to move.
Not that this place is yours?
Just because I do not own this place does not mean it is not mine.
You've been living here, about?
It's been a long time, long enough to wipe your dirty ass.
And many others as well.
But the match also.
You can not lose you, Miss Emma.
It's almost time I retire.
My brother had a place in Arizona.
You ever been to Arizona?
Hot, but I had a nice hat.
How could you leave Chicago?
Ride the bus.
In the same way here.
Good morning, young man.
You rise and quickly. They bloat your place again?
I think this will be a beautiful day for a walk, look at the trees and dew.
Well, they bloat.
There was a huge cockroach in my house, I thought it was Shaq.
You are crazy.
- Let me ask. - What?
You live and work here around, 34, 35 years?
Well, I guess 30 and change.
I do not mean to be funny, but--
I hope not. You know I got jokes. Do not start.
Let me ask kau-- this the life you want?
Or have you ever thought of something better?
What made you come back every day?
Well, Calvin, you know, if asked ...,
... the reason I'm back in the day and night ...
... is a free seat.
Come on, be serious.
Hold! Release him, pig!
... there is sad news for all of you.
... and the news is Mantin Luther King was shot and killed this evening ...
Di Memphis. Tennessee.
In these difficult days.
In difficult times for the United States.
It may patur questionable what kind of country we are ...
This is not true.
We must honor the memory of someone, we should not do this.
Well. You are right.
I'm out of here. I want to see Loretta.
He talked about moving to Georgia.
I could feel with my day ...
... the same feeling.
If there are members of my family were killed.
But he was killed by whites.
What we need in America ...
Be careful out there.
Well, of course, man. Do not worry about me.
I'll probably stop by Montgomery Hospital ...,
... took a TV, air, and light.
You guys need anything?
- Move over, Eddie! - Not!
- Eddie, get out of there! - Not!
Not!
I would have stayed longer, man.
Well, after things died down ...,
... dad said if I did not have to pay for the chair again.
That's your father.
He's a real man.
He used to call me a hero.
The funny thing is I never felt like it.
I did not save this place, Calvin. This place saved me.
As did this place on Ricky.
I do not have a life before this.
As far as I noticed, my life began ...
... on J4 uli, 1967, when I walked through that door ...
... and dad let me rest.
So I would seidh if something happened to this place.
But I'll be fine.
Oh, well, Eddie will be fine.
Hey, what's up, everyone?
Calvin, can I talk to you for a minute?
What are you doing, man?
Well, I know this is a difficult time for you, man.
This is the time when men must rise up and make the right choice.
- Is it true? - Well. It's about the truth.
Each of us has his own truth ...,
... the truth that we must live all our lives.
What's the point?
Kebenaranku is across the street.
I appreciate your work, man. And I will always love you.
But I have to go.
You're going to go bankrupt. Trust me.
All right.
And if anyone wanted to come ...,
... call me, huh?
All of this residence made me uncomfortable.
I'm going to where Berry, want to buy bacon and fries.
Eddie, a man your age should pay attention to his diet.
I do not interfere in yours ...,
... do not meddle business, okay, Somalia?
Eddie, bring me a chicken and a strawberry shake.
Bring old Checkers meat and cheese bread ...,
... mustard, and mayonnaise.
Bring me a Mountain Dew and salad.
I want fried onions ...,
... and pie with eggs.
Okay, 'No way' '.
... and '' Ask your mother ''.
... and a big glass of '' Negro, please. ''
Old fart.
Hey, Big C, where are you going?
Where SJA. There is a little affair.
I will be right back.
And when they had this building ...,
... they make all the price is so unreachable ...
... for the people who live here.
Now, We the South Side with money South Side ...,
... and it was not enough.
So I oppose submissions Ministry of Land Quality ...
...di 79th and Exchange.
You said it!
So true! Nice!
Really!
Silence. Okay.
Before we decide the choice ...,
... No one wants to talk again?
Let's settle this.
I want to say something.
Then.
- What would he say? - Shut up.
A little nervous.
I've never felt like this since I met my in-laws.
My name is Calvin Palmer.
I am the owner of Calvin's Barbershop on 79th.
Already there since 1958.
And what I want to say is, the change is not bad.
Who wants to argue with progress?
Better schools, janitor jalan--
... we need in the South Side.
And I want the best for my son ...
... as my parents wanted for me.
So a change in the 79th ...
... very worthy required.
Oh really.
And also, I'm glad people outside our community ...
... begin to look for profits in our neighborhood.
But...
... if it means selling our soul just for the money fast ...,
I do not want.
It was not worth it.
That's why I do not sell ...
... as anyone I know.
Sir, do you know why Jesus wept?
Not.
Well, when Lazarus died ...,
Martha and Mary, they menanis in the arms of Jesus.
when Jesus saw their pain ...,
... she could not hold back his tears as well.
That is why Jesus wept.
That's what I feel when I look at people like Hank Tolliver ...
...Gertrude Rose...
... and Miss Emma excluded ...
... because they do not conform with the new development.
We have to realize that people make kominitas ...,
Kofi ... instead of $ 5 and $ 20 big glasses.
But the orangnyalah.
And once you lose those, then you will lose the environment.
So, if I had to say. I'm going to deny ...
... The proposal from Quality Land Department to break up the 79th ...
... because it's not worth it.
thanks.
It was my friend!
Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Palmer.
We will be a short break and will come back with a decision.
You will be missed. You know that, right?
- That's cool, man. - Thanks.
- How much they offer you? - Not enough.
We have reached a unanimous decision.
The proposal of the Ministry of Land Quality ...
...Approved.
This meeting is over.
What are you doing?
That's what I meant. Money, money, money!
What are people thinking?
Well, well.
How are you going to get out of town without returning my ring?
I've been looking for 35 years.
And I've brought with me the cheap stuff ...
... because I know that's what you want.
Cheesy? You're pathetic, here it back.
- You have not changed. - You're the same.
Cheap, ass.
- Come here. - No, you come here.
Look at you. God is merciful.
You look beautiful.
Very beautiful.
- Do not make me chase you again. - I like it.
I've been chasing for 35 years.
You've still got a mattress laid it?
What do you think?
We might be able to sleep there. I do not know if we would wake up.
Nothing to worry about. They are not the barber Chicago.
- Good morning all. - Good morning.
- You're off? - I stopped.
- They fired you? - Not.
You're fired.
See dirimu-- clothes still fuming.
No, I quit. Politics does not fit me.
What happened? Look at you.
Well, look at this.
Janganlahh different directions.
Richard and I was only a friend.
''Richard.''
'' Richard '' in the workplace and '' Big Daddy '' in the room.
Look, I have a father. I do not need another one.
so shut up before me beaten.
He (the old one) back.
- Why are you here? - He was fired.
I was not fired.
Everything is, how are you?
Comedians.
Comedian!
Well, Jimmy, the main seat open.
Your old chair is open. As calm as when you leave.
I do not know how long we'll be open.
We'll know today.
- Hey, Calvin. - Good morning.
All right!
Chair available. Come on.
Wah.
What did he do?
Well, I akan--
Wait a minute. Where is my uterus?
In the trash, and others as well.
If we want to survive, have to be yourself.
Right.
- We're back, Big C? - Yep.
- You're why here? - He was fired.
- Whatever. - You quit?
I'm not a politician.
- Do not tell me you quit. - What else can I do?
Do Lalowe Brown the only politician in Chicago?
Look, Cal ...
Do not worry about it.
Glad you're back.
It was great to come back.
Archie Bunker and George Jefferson back together.
- Respect, man. - All right, respect.
Yo, what's up?
- How is everyone? - How are you?
Can someone menyervisku?
Come here, Wakefield. Sit.
Well of course.
What's up, Cal?
How is everyone? Cut fast?
How are you?
Here, playboy.
Calvin, I liked your speech yesterday.
What's up, man?
Dinka, can I serve?
Yes, Sir. No problem.
Do not disturb my customers.
It got Rick.
Hey, Rick, next to me, yes.
OK. Whatever you want.
To me, that's progress.
It is okay. Only a small part.
Small.
We'll get through this.
''We''?
Young man, you're alone.
Remember that.
Hey, Isaac, play music.
Anything other than R. Kelly. Please. Strong yes.
She needs serious help. We tidakmau listen to R. Kelly.
Wait a minute. Do not start talking about R. Kelly.
I saw the videotape. You've seen?
- Well, I've seen. - How did he say it was not him?
You can not believe it. Media like flipping the facts.
- There he is. - You do not know it.
- I think he was framed. - He was framed.
He set up his camera. That's what he did!
He was in punggu her ...,
... you think it's Groundhog Day.
But it was not him.
Michael Jackson - The problem is he got a Ferris wheel.
How can you be a pedophile with a Ferris road?
Kobe Bryant - everyone thought he was Mr. Goody Two-shoes.
Take a look he did not wear shoes.
He also did not wear socks.
Man, and Luther Vandross.
You've gone too far.
Do not talk about Luther Vandross, okay?
Luther was cool, man.
- I could not talk about Luther Vandross? - Not!
Everyone says I can not talk about Luther Vandross?
Not!
I should not talk about Luther Vandross?
What do you want?
Eddie, that's what I mean. It is enough!
Enough!