1 00:00:26,893 --> 00:00:28,690 Beer and beef jerky. 2 00:00:29,829 --> 00:00:31,524 The breakfast of champions. 3 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:37,966 Anyhoo, my name is Gary Houseman. 4 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,165 I'm a guy who's done some hard Iiving, 5 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:43,141 and it aII started with tennis. 6 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:47,746 You know, tennis, the sport of kings. 7 00:00:47,814 --> 00:00:51,477 A game of beauty, power, grace, 8 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:54,042 and aII that other horseshit. 9 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:57,021 I was born into a famiIy of tennis freaks. 10 00:00:57,090 --> 00:00:58,717 I was brought up to Iove the game, 11 00:00:58,825 --> 00:01:05,424 whether it was pIayed on grass, cIay, cement or on the tabIe in our basement 12 00:01:06,332 --> 00:01:08,163 wearing onIy our nut-huggers. 13 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:09,929 My dad Ioved tennis. 14 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:11,300 -ReguIar tennis... -Out! 15 00:01:11,371 --> 00:01:12,599 ...tabIe tennis, it didn't matter. 16 00:01:12,672 --> 00:01:13,866 BaII nicked. Point to Dwight. 17 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:15,498 But my oId man was a cheater. 18 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:17,634 -Dwight wins. -That's buIIshit. 19 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:20,042 I fucking own you, Gary. 20 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:23,014 And my brother, weII, he was just a dick. 21 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,347 They shit on my game every chance they had, 22 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:29,115 and I never got a taste of that sweet, sweet winner's jerky. 23 00:01:29,189 --> 00:01:33,091 I decided then and there to go for something far sweeter. 24 00:01:33,626 --> 00:01:35,617 The taste of tennis gIory. 25 00:01:35,695 --> 00:01:38,459 After years of cIimbing my way up the tennis Iadder, 26 00:01:38,531 --> 00:01:41,898 I found myseIf grinding it out in the Mexican semi-pro tour, 27 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:45,131 one smaII step away from the big Ieagues. 28 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:48,265 But it was hot as baIIs, and the prize money sucked. 29 00:01:48,341 --> 00:01:49,706 EventuaIIy, 30 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:53,445 the pressure kind of got to me. 31 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:54,502 Sorry. 32 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:58,347 Based on some on-court issues and a minor off-court incident, 33 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:00,510 I was booted off the tour. 34 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:04,214 But I used my newIy-found free time to meet some new peopIe. 35 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:06,053 And aIso do some traveIing. 36 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:10,523 When I reached Nebraska, I saw a sign. 37 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:14,095 And when my traveIing companions accidentaIIy Ieft me behind... 38 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:15,327 Wait! 39 00:02:15,401 --> 00:02:17,426 ...it was cIearIy another sign. 40 00:02:17,504 --> 00:02:19,995 I bought everyone beef jerky. 41 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:22,337 As I stood there in that IoneIy road, 42 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:26,835 I reaIized that this was as good a pIace as any for a man to reinvent himseIf. 43 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:30,474 As Iong as I kept away from tennis and those fuzzy yeIIow baIIs, 44 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:32,142 everything wouId be fine. 45 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:35,676 Not onIy that, the home prices in Nebraska are very reasonabIe. 46 00:02:35,755 --> 00:02:37,723 So I became an engineer. 47 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:41,524 A custodiaI engineer at LincoIn West High. 48 00:02:41,594 --> 00:02:44,563 -Nice shorts, IittIe guy! -Tennis sucks, dude. 49 00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:45,791 And it's aII good, 50 00:02:45,865 --> 00:02:49,266 just as Iong as tennis stays the heII out of my Iife. 51 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:02,671 What the fuck? 52 00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:09,312 A IittIe heIp? 53 00:03:11,791 --> 00:03:14,624 Why won't Lady Tennis Ieave me aIone? 54 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:16,491 LittIe heIp, pIease. 55 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,772 AII right, backhand driII. Let's go. 56 00:03:35,648 --> 00:03:36,876 Randy. 57 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:39,879 That was terribIe. 58 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:41,917 Nibbins. 59 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:44,921 No. Hey, the net's this way. 60 00:03:44,991 --> 00:03:46,185 Mike! 61 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:50,953 Nice one. That's a winner. AII right, here we go, Nibby. 62 00:03:53,299 --> 00:03:55,392 Nibby. Watch your head. 63 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:58,564 PIaying tennis? Or is that croquet? What are you pIaying? 64 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,867 Don't forget to mark it on the baII. That's number one. 65 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:08,743 -Let's bring it in, men! -Okay. 66 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,312 Come on, Chang. 67 00:04:14,787 --> 00:04:17,517 AII right, 10 Iaps around the court before you take off. Let's go! 68 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:19,558 Nibby, Iet's marshaI here. 69 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:02,930 -AwfuI big forehand. -Pardon? 70 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,163 I saw you hitting yesterday. 71 00:05:06,205 --> 00:05:08,230 You don't see strokes Iike that very often. 72 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:11,410 Yeah. Me and tennis, we go way back. 73 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:16,307 -You want the Iong or the short version? -I Iike them short. 74 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:24,512 Grew up in a tennis famiIy. 75 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:27,081 My brother was headed for the pros before he bIew out his knee. 76 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,391 According to my dad, I never showed the same promise. 77 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:33,557 But I was stiII good enough to win the top spot on my hometown's coIIege team. 78 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:37,228 I onIy pIayed with them briefIy, due to a Iack of support from my teammates. 79 00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:39,431 Hey, Gary. 80 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,302 Take that, you cheater! 81 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:44,268 After Ieaving coIIege, I Ied a tennis journeyman's existence. 82 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:49,141 But my career was rear-ended by a totaI misunderstanding. 83 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:52,814 What the fuck? 84 00:05:52,885 --> 00:05:55,683 Let the girI go! Let her go! 85 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:57,382 Take me instead. 86 00:05:57,890 --> 00:06:00,290 Good God, Gary! That donkey wiII tear you up! 87 00:06:00,426 --> 00:06:02,360 -I don't want to taIk about tennis right now. -Gary! 88 00:06:02,428 --> 00:06:05,659 After that painfuI experience, I feII on some dark times. 89 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:06,721 I'II save you. 90 00:06:06,799 --> 00:06:08,699 But eventuaIIy I got my shit together. 91 00:06:09,268 --> 00:06:11,828 I found this kick-ass job, and here I am. 92 00:06:11,938 --> 00:06:14,964 Sounds Iike you've waIked a rocky road, friend. 93 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:17,566 But, heII, as the oId man owI says, 94 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,103 ''That's what puts hair on a man's baIIs.'' 95 00:06:20,179 --> 00:06:22,374 That's exactIy how I see it. 96 00:06:22,448 --> 00:06:25,076 -I'm Lew TuttIe. -Gary Houseman. 97 00:06:25,151 --> 00:06:27,711 So how's your squad Iooking? 98 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:30,289 We might win one or two matches. 99 00:06:30,356 --> 00:06:32,415 Team captain, he's a reaI scrapper. 100 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:35,052 ProbIem is, it's a big drop from him to our two man. 101 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,254 Makes it hard to compete 102 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:38,991 against a Southpoint High sIinger Iike Tommy TrembIe 103 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:42,262 if he doesn't have any decent competition in practice, huh? 104 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:43,427 Yeah. 105 00:06:47,974 --> 00:06:49,771 Say, 106 00:06:49,842 --> 00:06:53,938 you wouIdn't happen to be free to bang a few with him around 3:15, wouId you? 107 00:06:54,013 --> 00:06:56,641 No. I'm done with tennis. 108 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:59,650 Sure, I hit a few baIIs yesterday, but that was an exception. 109 00:06:59,819 --> 00:07:04,347 Maybe tennis has been good to you, but she reaIIy did a fucking number on me. 110 00:07:05,024 --> 00:07:07,356 I wiII never go back to tennis. 111 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:13,559 Ad-in. 112 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:35,544 Get that bitch! 113 00:07:38,858 --> 00:07:41,884 Yeah! Fuck, yeah! 114 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:46,765 He got you there, Mike! 115 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:56,603 -Pretty prime strokes out there, Cappy. -Thanks. 116 00:07:56,676 --> 00:07:59,611 CoupIe points here and there, and I'm on the Iosing end of this thing. 117 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:02,342 Great pIaying, men. 118 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:03,780 Where'd you Iearn to hit that Iast one? 119 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:07,251 I haven't seen a 'tweener since Yannick Noah in the French. 120 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,548 It's a Zen thing. 121 00:08:08,621 --> 00:08:11,419 You gotta be in the moment, then Iose your fIow. 122 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,788 Lose your fIow, huh? 123 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:15,521 Hey, if you're aIways free at this time, I couId sure use an assistant. 124 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:20,396 I think you'd be a heII of an asset to this team, especiaIIy to Mike over there. 125 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:32,409 WeII, I'm a IittIe tight on time, but I might be abIe to fit it into my scheduIe. 126 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:04,467 AII right, everybody, Iisten up. 127 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,774 I'm sure most of you heard through the grapevine 128 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:11,282 Mr. Houseman here is gonna be our new assistant coach. 129 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:14,410 So Iet's aII give him a warm Cherokee weIcome. 130 00:09:18,691 --> 00:09:20,386 That's pathetic. 131 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:24,556 Okay, everyone, Iet's warm up. 132 00:09:30,336 --> 00:09:33,601 Coach, I've worked out some driII patterns 133 00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:36,369 that I think couId ampIify your coaching styIe. 134 00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:37,966 Son of a bitch! 135 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:44,474 Look at that IittIe dandy. 136 00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:45,915 I've toId him a hundred times, 137 00:09:45,985 --> 00:09:48,545 I don't want to see that faggy two-handed forehand shit. 138 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:50,919 Nibby, one hand, God damn it! 139 00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:54,221 That boy doesn't have an ounce of seIf-respect. 140 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:58,254 Say, can you hoId down the fort? I gotta go take a dump. 141 00:09:58,331 --> 00:09:59,628 You bet. 142 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:04,503 Sorry about that. You can't come in on that Iike that. 143 00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:11,041 So, are you, Iike, the onIy tennis groupie at this schooI or what? 144 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:16,409 I've been around the tennis scene a Iong time. 145 00:10:16,482 --> 00:10:19,645 BeIieve me, I've known pIenty of chicks Iike you. 146 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:23,717 What I don't know is which one of these cowboys you're banging. 147 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:26,383 And I need to know that so I can coach around it. 148 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,721 ReaIIy? 149 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,394 ActuaIIy, I'm Jenny TuttIe. 150 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,760 I work in the training room after schooI 151 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:34,766 and then I come down here to catch a ride home with my dad. 152 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:37,769 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. 153 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:40,305 You're a TuttIe, huh? That's fucking awesome. 154 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:43,604 I didn't mean to impIy that you Iook Iike some kind of sIut or something. 155 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:45,940 I guess I'm the dickhead on this one. 156 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:47,980 -I'm Gary, by the way. -Yeah, I know. 157 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:50,641 -SchooI's new janitor, right? -And the new assistant coach. 158 00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:52,843 I take both jobs seriousIy. 159 00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:55,978 The schooI has been Iooking reaIIy cIean IateIy. 160 00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:57,386 Thank you. 161 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,922 Gary, you are the man. 162 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:05,760 It's onIy taken you a few short weeks here in LincoIn to turn your Iife around. 163 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:09,826 Damn, beer is good. 164 00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:13,265 Coach TuttIe has given you a shot at tennis redemption. 165 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,533 Cherish it. 166 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,973 He's Simon, you're GarfunkeI 167 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:20,444 and together you're about to make sweet tennis music. 168 00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:27,316 We've had a Iot of fun working with rhomboids, 169 00:11:27,386 --> 00:11:30,947 but I can't spend the whoIe term taIking about rhomboids. 170 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:37,656 The discussion today is triangIes. 171 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:39,456 So... 172 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:45,730 Who can teII me the difference between an isosceIes and an equiIateraI? 173 00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:48,330 Yeah. 174 00:11:48,407 --> 00:11:51,706 AII three sides of an equiIateraI triangIe have the same Iength 175 00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:54,177 and each corner has a 60-degree angIe. 176 00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:58,046 An isosceIes triangIe, onIy two sides are the same Iength and... 177 00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:22,033 What's going on? 178 00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:26,168 -Mr. TuttIe's dead! -What? 179 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:31,808 He was just expIaining isosceIes and then he bent over and he just dropped. 180 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,886 I don't understand. TriangIes? 181 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:36,546 He just dropped! 182 00:12:37,556 --> 00:12:41,356 Make a path! Get out of my fucking way! Coach down! 183 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,061 What the fuck! 184 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,164 -Hey! -He's cIear. 185 00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:49,793 Give me the fucking things! You know, the things! The fucking cIappers! 186 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:51,996 -He's been gone for 20 minutes. -BuIIshit! 187 00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:54,164 You medevac in a baboon's heart right fucking now. 188 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,437 I'm sorry, sir. You have to step back. He's gone. 189 00:12:58,177 --> 00:12:59,701 CIear a path. 190 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:03,237 Coming through. 191 00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:08,476 Come back, Coach. Those bright Iights aren't court Iamps. 192 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,889 And, obviousIy, we're aII stunned at what happened the other day. 193 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,289 Lew was the reaI deaI. 194 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,022 They broke the moId when they made that son of a gun. 195 00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:19,623 I understand Lew appointed you to be his assistant. 196 00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:21,188 -Yes, sir. -GIad to hear it. 197 00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:24,464 That'II make the transition a Iot easier on the boys. 198 00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:27,532 Gary, I've appointed Steve to be head coach. 199 00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:29,733 UnfortunateIy, Steve doesn't know a thing about tennis, 200 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:30,901 or any other sport, for that matter. 201 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:34,002 WeII, you know, actuaIIy, badminton is very simiIar 202 00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:37,173 in that they both use rackets, onIy instead of keeping baIIs aIoft... 203 00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:40,013 But, he's the onIy facuIty member who voIunteered, 204 00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:41,245 so, he's in. 205 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,618 I'm sorry I couIdn't promote you to head coach, Gary. 206 00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:46,590 City ruIes dictate that aII head coaches have to be facuIty. 207 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,958 But you can make this a Iot easier on the boys by keeping up Lew's routines. 208 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:51,155 He ran a tight ship. 209 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:54,859 So, I want the two of you to think of yourseIves as co-head coaches. 210 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,396 Amy, what are you doing here? 211 00:13:57,469 --> 00:14:00,836 -Sorry, Daddy, I had to Ieave schooI. -What is it this time? 212 00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:03,374 I'm pregnant, and I need money for an abortion. 213 00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:06,172 Amy, do you remember what Dr. Saxena said about teIIing Iies? 214 00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:07,769 But I'm not Iying! 215 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,178 And Iast month you had AIDS? 216 00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:12,376 That prostitute made me shoot up with a dirty needIe. 217 00:14:12,484 --> 00:14:15,009 I don't want my baby to have the AIDS! 218 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,747 That's why I need an abortion! 219 00:14:16,822 --> 00:14:18,756 Honey, I'm in the middIe of something here. 220 00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:22,191 Why don't you wait outside with Meg and I'II waIk you back to schooI Iater, okay? 221 00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:23,523 Okay. 222 00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,523 That's right, sweetie, stay with me. 223 00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:28,565 -How oId is she? -Eight. 224 00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,568 That's a fun age. 225 00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:31,796 Anyway, this isn't footbaII, 226 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,533 so no one's gonna be overIy concerned about your record. 227 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:37,098 Let's just try to make tennis something these boys can faII back on 228 00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:40,009 whiIe they deaI with their coach's death. 229 00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:46,981 -WeII, yeah, certainIy death is not an easy... -I disagree. 230 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:50,112 Mr. Daubert's exactIy right! We can heIp these boys! 231 00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:53,590 Tennis won't die on them. And they need to know that! 232 00:14:56,061 --> 00:15:01,260 WeII, I never meant to suggest that tennis wouId die on them. 233 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:05,633 I'm just saying that every Iife form expires, 234 00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:10,038 and it's not easy for other organisms 235 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:13,203 in the vicinity of the dying party. 236 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:21,178 -Jenny, can you get the door? -Okay, Mom. 237 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,689 Hi, Jenny. I'm so sorry. 238 00:15:26,358 --> 00:15:29,486 -I brought your famiIy some chocoIates. -Thanks. 239 00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:32,428 -Jenny, who is it? -The janitor. 240 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:35,267 And the new head coach. 241 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,091 Yes? 242 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,563 I Iike them short. 243 00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:43,769 Yes? 244 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:46,637 Hi. 245 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:55,047 God damn it! Doesn't make any sense! Prime of his Iife! 246 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,213 I'm just worried about the boys. 247 00:15:57,289 --> 00:16:00,281 Coach T. Ieft shoes too big for 10 men to fiII, 248 00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,257 and here my assistant and I... 249 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,488 Do you know Steve PimbIe? 250 00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:06,292 I beIieve our eIdest had him for Chemistry Iast year. 251 00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,890 -Your eIdest? Son or daughter? -Son. 252 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,664 -He's a freshman at the U. -That's great. 253 00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:13,227 WiII he coach tennis after coIIege? 254 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:18,106 I don't think so. Brad's pre-med. He's more of an inteIIectuaI than an athIete. 255 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,046 Yes! 256 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,483 Yeah! 257 00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:36,319 WeII, the worId needs doctors, too. 258 00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:39,557 Anyway, I just thought I wouId ask, 259 00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:42,293 and pIease stop me if this is inappropriate timing, 260 00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:44,666 I was hoping that Coach T. had some instructionaI tooIs, 261 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,602 or anything that might heIp our transition. 262 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,470 I remember that he had a student videotape some of the matches. 263 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,105 That wouId be great. 264 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:55,943 Jenny, grab the sun tea off the porch and pour Gary a gIass. 265 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,586 Down! Down! Get off! 266 00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:29,746 Here you go. 267 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:33,575 Thank you. 268 00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:36,553 So, Jenny, I know how much you Iove tennis. 269 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:37,611 And I just want you to know 270 00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:40,283 that if you ever want to hang around at practice Iike you used to, 271 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:43,886 or if you need a ride home, or anything, just Iet me know. 272 00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:45,827 I don't Iove tennis. 273 00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:48,925 You at Ieast Iike it, though, right? 274 00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:52,363 I Iike watching it, I guess. But I don't reaIIy pIay. 275 00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:53,666 VoIIeybaII's more my sport. 276 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:54,967 -Court or sand? -Court. 277 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,837 I'm more of a sand man, myseIf. 278 00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:01,073 In fact, I was partying with the Dominican sand team down in Cabo a few years ago, 279 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:03,842 and we were just compIeteIy out of our minds on mescaIine, 280 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,349 and these two IittIe nymphos waIked by 281 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:08,511 and they were Iike, ''Show us your cocks!'' You know. 282 00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:13,651 I'm sorry, Jenny, that was probabIy not the most appropriate story right now. 283 00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:15,625 So do you pIay on the voIIeybaII team? 284 00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:19,528 I pIayed in junior high, but I'm not good enough for varsity. 285 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,129 Thanks. 286 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,836 Are those Coach TuttIe's dogs? 287 00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:29,373 Yes, they are. Were. 288 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:32,239 They're quite a handfuI, aIways knocking me down. 289 00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:33,539 They're just so big. 290 00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:35,770 May I pet them? 291 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:55,391 Whether it was on the court or off the court, Coach T. aIways had time for his kids. 292 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:58,800 No matter if they were in his cIass, on his team, 293 00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:00,633 or just needed someone to taIk to, 294 00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:03,163 Coach T. aIways made them a priority. 295 00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:06,405 If they needed him, he was there. 296 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,447 He was unique, and he was an originaI. 297 00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:11,574 I want to thank you aII for being here today. 298 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,777 PIease sign the memoriaI book on your way out. 299 00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:16,218 This wiII concIude our service. 300 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:36,140 I remember the first time that I saw Coach T. 301 00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:40,834 He was on the court, his beIoved boys gathered around him. 302 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,105 My God, what a presence! 303 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,013 Next day, I met him. 304 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,180 He toId me this was his year. 305 00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:53,281 With this group of boys, he wouId end the 20-year drought 306 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:58,261 and bring home the Ark of the Covenant, the eIusive Nebraska state tennis titIe. 307 00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:04,258 Like Moses, Coach T. wiII not see the promised Iand with earthIy eyes. 308 00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:07,863 But I want him to know that we wiII fight the good fight. 309 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,135 And with the heIp of his guiding spirit, 310 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,507 we wiII bring home the state trophy to West High 311 00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:15,206 where Coach aIways knew it beIonged. 312 00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:21,185 God bIess you, Coach T. 313 00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:24,648 We wiII aIways... 314 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,684 We wiII aIways... 315 00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:30,993 God damn you, heaven, you son of a bitch! 316 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:34,089 We're gonna miss the shit out of you, you oId man! 317 00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:37,893 He was a good man. 318 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,198 Maybe the best. 319 00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:35,790 I Iove Mike. 320 00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:39,158 I boss tennis. 321 00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:43,159 What? 322 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,232 I have... 323 00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:53,635 bandana. 324 00:21:57,215 --> 00:21:59,706 I'm sorry to interrupt. 325 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:03,015 I'm Gary, the new tennis coach. 326 00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:10,127 May I borrow Mike for a few minutes? 327 00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:12,293 Yes. Mike... 328 00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:13,893 Yes. 329 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:15,826 Yes. 330 00:22:22,974 --> 00:22:24,703 -She's reaIIy hot. -Yeah. 331 00:22:24,776 --> 00:22:29,213 -What's her name? -Miss Sanchez. She's from Argentina. 332 00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:33,448 -You banging her? -No. 333 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:38,053 So I've been watching some of your junior year work against Southpoint. 334 00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:40,648 Watch this and teII me what's wrong. 335 00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:44,694 Get your damn head in the game! 336 00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:46,663 Yeah, Mike. PuII your damn head out of your ass! 337 00:22:46,732 --> 00:22:49,758 -My approach shot was down the middIe? -No, that's fine. 338 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:52,359 And forget that buIIshit about aIways approaching to the backhand. 339 00:22:52,437 --> 00:22:53,927 Down the middIe takes away passing angIes. 340 00:22:54,005 --> 00:22:56,906 -My approach shot was too soft? -That's not it. 341 00:22:56,975 --> 00:22:58,806 I shouId've sIiced my approach to keep it Iow. 342 00:22:58,910 --> 00:23:02,437 Forget the fucking approach shot! Look at your footwork. 343 00:23:03,415 --> 00:23:06,248 You run to the net Iike a maniac. You can't cut off his angIes. 344 00:23:06,318 --> 00:23:07,717 Do you know what a spIit-step is? 345 00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:09,845 -I'm not sure. -I'II show you. 346 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,221 Okay, I start off to the net, 347 00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:16,783 and just as my opponent hits the baII, I stop. Just for a second. 348 00:23:16,862 --> 00:23:18,693 Now, I can voIIey in any direction. 349 00:23:18,764 --> 00:23:21,858 And if the cocksucker decides to get tricky and throws up a Iob, 350 00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:23,400 my momentum is aIready stopped 351 00:23:23,468 --> 00:23:26,437 and I can just back-pedaI into a Jimmy Connors sky-hook overhand. 352 00:23:27,939 --> 00:23:29,429 End of story. 353 00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:33,807 Okay. Yeah, I'II work on that. 354 00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:35,506 Good, because if we're gonna beat Southpoint, 355 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:38,743 you've got to take out that swinging dick Tommy TrembIe. 356 00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:40,876 By the way, was that your dad yeIIing on the tape? 357 00:23:40,952 --> 00:23:42,886 Yeah. He's pretty competitive. 358 00:23:42,954 --> 00:23:46,617 -And the boy? -That's my IittIe brother, Ronny. 359 00:23:46,691 --> 00:23:48,090 I've been there, man. 360 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,354 You were at that match? 361 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:54,195 No, I mean I had a dad with a cob up his ass and a brother with a fresh mouth. 362 00:23:54,966 --> 00:23:56,331 Anyways... 363 00:24:01,506 --> 00:24:04,964 Now, Miss Sanchez. Portuguese. 364 00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:08,710 Thank you for waiting. Can I take your order, pIease? 365 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:13,979 Yeah, give me two cheeseburgers, two fish sandwiches, 366 00:24:14,052 --> 00:24:18,955 three Iarge fries and a Iarge strawberry shake. 367 00:24:19,024 --> 00:24:22,289 -WouId you Iike a hot appIe pie with that? -Yeah, okay. 368 00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:26,293 Here we go, Gary. Your first day as head coach. 369 00:24:26,364 --> 00:24:29,492 I feeI awesome. Like I'm waIking on sunshine. 370 00:24:29,568 --> 00:24:32,036 And this food is so damn tasty. 371 00:24:32,604 --> 00:24:35,630 And you better beIieve this meaI's gonna feeI twice as good coming out 372 00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:37,537 as it did going in. 373 00:24:43,348 --> 00:24:46,681 Come on, guys. Bring it in, men. Let's go, boys, bring it in. 374 00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:53,749 In my hand I hoId every match score sheet and tournament draw sheet 375 00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:56,259 this team has pIayed in over the past 20 years. 376 00:24:56,328 --> 00:25:00,526 Seven years ago, you quaIified for state and finished in 1 1th pIace. 377 00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:03,861 Rad. That's your one and onIy highIight, gentIemen. 378 00:25:03,935 --> 00:25:07,098 Anyone want to go through your IowIights? I didn't think so. 379 00:25:09,307 --> 00:25:11,639 Nibby! What is aII this? 380 00:25:12,811 --> 00:25:14,278 Our records? 381 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:17,509 -How about it, Chang? -Crap. 382 00:25:17,582 --> 00:25:19,243 WeII, I guess that's true. 383 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:22,479 Cappy, what the heII is aII this crap? 384 00:25:22,554 --> 00:25:26,012 -The past. -That's right! It's the past. 385 00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:29,219 Yes, it's shit. But it's past shit. 386 00:25:29,294 --> 00:25:31,956 Does anyone wanna know what I think about aII these shit showings? 387 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:36,330 Raise your hand if you want to know what I think about aII this shit! 388 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:10,201 -What do you think about that, Cappy? -I'm not sure. 389 00:26:10,268 --> 00:26:14,034 A purging! That's what we need! A fucking purging! 390 00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:16,573 We've got a IittIe Cherokee spirit jumping out here! 391 00:26:16,641 --> 00:26:19,337 -Come on, you feeI that, Nibby? -Yeah, yeah. I think so. 392 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:22,107 That's what I'm taIking about! Come on! It feeIs good! 393 00:26:22,213 --> 00:26:23,612 A fucking fresh start, Chang! 394 00:26:23,682 --> 00:26:26,480 -Fuck, yeah! -Fuck, yeah! Fuck, yeah! 395 00:26:27,352 --> 00:26:29,843 -Coach TuttIe wouId have understood. -Heck, yeah. 396 00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:33,049 Sometimes we need to moId beauty out of the cIay of ugIiness. 397 00:26:33,124 --> 00:26:37,720 That said, I stiII shouId have immediateIy cIeaned the vomit off those courts. 398 00:26:39,898 --> 00:26:43,561 No probIem at aII. You know I've aIways got time to taIk footbaII. 399 00:26:43,635 --> 00:26:45,967 I'm gIad you've got confidence in your offensive Iine, Jeffrey. 400 00:26:46,037 --> 00:26:47,527 That'II heIp me sIeep at night. 401 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,597 Hey, and teII your oId man he stiII owes me a sixer. 402 00:26:49,674 --> 00:26:51,266 It's been 20 years and he stiII hasn't paid up. 403 00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:54,244 -AII right, I'II teII him, Mr. D. -Thanks. 404 00:26:55,213 --> 00:26:56,544 Is this an emergency, Steve? 405 00:26:56,615 --> 00:27:00,016 No, not an emergency, necessariIy, but it is about Gary. 406 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:02,814 -He vomited. -Good! Let's taIk Iater. 407 00:27:04,055 --> 00:27:05,716 Mr. Daubert's office. 408 00:27:06,191 --> 00:27:07,590 He's a pretty busy guy. 409 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,193 I Iiked your energy out there today, guys, 410 00:27:10,261 --> 00:27:12,354 but energy and motivation are onIy haIf the game. 411 00:27:12,430 --> 00:27:15,263 A Iot of you boys are weak. PhysicaIIy. 412 00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:18,359 EspeciaIIy in those IittIe chopsticks you Iike to caII Iegs. 413 00:27:18,436 --> 00:27:22,270 Can't do anything in tennis if you don't have the Iegs for it. 414 00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:26,267 Coach P. is going to jump on my back. 415 00:27:28,246 --> 00:27:30,271 Come on, Coach, go ahead. 416 00:27:31,783 --> 00:27:33,011 Get up. 417 00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:38,683 Okay, guys, pair up! 418 00:27:38,757 --> 00:27:44,821 Fifty Popeyes each. One, two, three. 419 00:27:44,896 --> 00:27:47,456 -FeeI that burn, Cappy? -Yes, Coach, I do. 420 00:27:47,532 --> 00:27:50,695 ActuaIIy, Steve, can you get off my back, pIease? 421 00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:53,935 Steve! Can you get off my back? 422 00:27:55,974 --> 00:27:57,407 What the... 423 00:27:59,044 --> 00:28:00,033 You guys keep going. 424 00:28:00,111 --> 00:28:02,079 It's gonna be a tough season, men. 425 00:28:02,147 --> 00:28:05,378 You're gonna have to dig deep to make Coach T. 's dream a reaIity. 426 00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:07,748 Wipe that goddamn smiIe off your face, PauI! 427 00:28:07,819 --> 00:28:11,721 I'm not taIking about muff diving here. I'm taIking about digging for the state titIe! 428 00:28:17,929 --> 00:28:20,124 Come on, Chang! Let's start off the season with a win! 429 00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:30,497 -God damn it! -God damn it. 430 00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:37,437 Oh, boy. 431 00:28:37,816 --> 00:28:39,750 This team reaIIy sucks. 432 00:28:40,318 --> 00:28:42,878 Cappy, move your Iegs. That's where the power comes from. 433 00:28:42,954 --> 00:28:44,945 Nibby, what are you doing? What are you choking up for? 434 00:28:45,023 --> 00:28:47,355 Move your hand down the shaft. You know how that feeIs, right? 435 00:28:47,425 --> 00:28:50,451 Right foot forward. AII right. Bring your arm up. 436 00:28:50,528 --> 00:28:53,861 Yeah. You know what? Just go take a seat. It's okay. 437 00:28:56,468 --> 00:28:57,958 Jenny sure Iooks down. 438 00:28:58,069 --> 00:29:01,197 But, Gary, sometimes you got to give peopIe their space. 439 00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:04,572 And right now, you need to focus on your second match. 440 00:29:04,976 --> 00:29:06,102 Yeah! 441 00:29:15,386 --> 00:29:19,516 CIose means squat. You've got to teach these boys to go for the damn juguIar! 442 00:29:32,504 --> 00:29:34,597 -That's the win. -Yeah, PauI! 443 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,240 -Yeah! -Yeah. 444 00:29:37,742 --> 00:29:40,575 It aIways feeIs good to take one from behind. 445 00:29:40,645 --> 00:29:43,910 But I think we may be a pIayer short for making a reaI run at state. 446 00:29:43,982 --> 00:29:47,941 It might be time for PIan Foreign Exchange Student. 447 00:29:48,019 --> 00:29:50,647 But you've got to admit, Gary, the team's coming together. 448 00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:53,714 And it sure is nice to see Jenny coming back around. 449 00:29:56,494 --> 00:29:59,224 Excuse me, Jenny. God damn this coId. 450 00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:03,329 You won't be Iate for dinner if I run in here reaI quick, wiII you? 451 00:30:03,401 --> 00:30:04,834 No, I'm fine. 452 00:30:04,903 --> 00:30:07,133 Great. I'II just be a minute. 453 00:30:10,341 --> 00:30:12,969 So, Mike, how's your Iame-ass tennis team doing? 454 00:30:13,044 --> 00:30:14,978 We're two and three now. 455 00:30:16,381 --> 00:30:17,609 Right. 456 00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:24,450 -HeIIo, is Mike Jenson there? -Mike. 457 00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:27,148 -HeIIo? -Hey, Cappy. 458 00:30:27,392 --> 00:30:28,552 You're not gonna beIieve this. 459 00:30:28,626 --> 00:30:32,426 Here we got fucking Southpoint on Friday and I got a head coId in spades, 460 00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:34,124 but I was caIIing to teII you the news. 461 00:30:34,232 --> 00:30:36,632 You remember that foreign exchange student I thought I couId bring in? 462 00:30:36,701 --> 00:30:38,066 The 20-year-oId Swede? 463 00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:41,037 No, no, no. That feII through. The other one. The FiIipino. 464 00:30:41,105 --> 00:30:44,973 -I thought you said you were misIed. -More of a misunderstanding. 465 00:30:45,043 --> 00:30:48,035 Turns out he's the fricking junior Ping-Pong champ of the PhiIippines. 466 00:30:48,112 --> 00:30:51,013 He never pIayed tennis, but he must have out-of-this-worId hand-eye. 467 00:30:51,082 --> 00:30:54,313 He's on an overnight Iayover in the tropics, but he'II be here in time for Southpoint. 468 00:30:54,385 --> 00:30:56,910 I just need a damn host famiIy. Think he can crash at your pad? 469 00:30:59,557 --> 00:31:01,548 -I don't think so. -Why not? 470 00:31:02,227 --> 00:31:04,058 My dad doesn't Iike foreigners. 471 00:31:05,897 --> 00:31:07,990 AII right. See you, Cappy. 472 00:31:09,634 --> 00:31:13,263 -Who the heII was that? -Oh, it was just Coach Houseman. 473 00:31:13,338 --> 00:31:14,805 The janitor? 474 00:31:15,974 --> 00:31:17,635 Sorry about the extended pit stop. 475 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:21,236 -What's in the bag? -NyQuiI and some beef jerky. 476 00:31:21,312 --> 00:31:23,940 Hey, hey! Let me have that! My germs are aII over it. 477 00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:27,377 Why did you buy condoms? 478 00:31:27,485 --> 00:31:31,683 WeII... Jenny, did Coach ever taIk to you about... 479 00:31:32,457 --> 00:31:35,324 -Have you taken HeaIth cIass yet? -You don't think I know about sex? 480 00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:36,985 No. Yeah. It's... 481 00:31:38,796 --> 00:31:40,764 -PIease don't open that. -Who are you going to hump? 482 00:31:40,865 --> 00:31:43,732 Nobody in particuIar. I just reaIized I'm out. 483 00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:47,030 Gross! Why does it have ruffIes? 484 00:31:47,105 --> 00:31:51,098 Those are caIIed ribs, Jenny, and they're for extra pIeasure. 485 00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:54,667 -These are for pervs. -No. A Iot of peopIe enjoy... 486 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:56,873 You know what? This is awkward, okay? 487 00:31:56,948 --> 00:31:58,848 You reaIIy shouIdn't be touching that at your age. 488 00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:00,781 And it smeIIs funny. 489 00:32:07,492 --> 00:32:09,926 -Thanks for the ride. -No probIem. 490 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:13,727 Yeah, I'II see you Iater! 491 00:32:16,134 --> 00:32:18,261 I shouIdn't even be Iooking. 492 00:32:19,037 --> 00:32:21,198 Fifteen wiII get you 20. 493 00:32:22,307 --> 00:32:23,899 Know what I mean? 494 00:32:25,343 --> 00:32:26,537 Yeah. 495 00:32:28,146 --> 00:32:30,239 So when is your dad getting back? 496 00:32:30,315 --> 00:32:33,910 When his research is going weII, sometimes he stays on campus past midnight. 497 00:32:34,018 --> 00:32:36,885 -Where's your mom? -Visiting her sister. 498 00:32:36,988 --> 00:32:38,353 -In China? -Omaha. 499 00:32:48,933 --> 00:32:51,834 My grandpa used to pIay tennis in Hanoi. 500 00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:54,563 Okay. 501 00:32:57,508 --> 00:32:59,772 -What the fuck you doing? -Your fIag dropped. Good game. 502 00:32:59,844 --> 00:33:03,007 Jesus H., Chang! You're not gonna win on a technicaIity, are you? 503 00:33:03,081 --> 00:33:04,207 God damn it! 504 00:33:04,282 --> 00:33:06,978 He Iooks Iike a goat! 505 00:33:09,921 --> 00:33:11,889 He reaIIy does, doesn't he? 506 00:33:16,594 --> 00:33:19,620 -I'II spot you five minutes. -You're too kind. 507 00:33:22,967 --> 00:33:24,525 -Checkmate. -That's a crock. 508 00:33:24,602 --> 00:33:27,366 You fucked me up with aII that timer horseshit! 509 00:33:29,073 --> 00:33:32,167 -What the fuck is he Iaughing at? -He just Iikes to Iaugh. 510 00:33:32,243 --> 00:33:33,642 Look, Chongers. 511 00:33:33,711 --> 00:33:34,905 Now, I puIIed some strings with Congo Air 512 00:33:34,979 --> 00:33:37,709 to get this FiIipino kid here in time for Friday's match. 513 00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:39,409 But I need a goddamn host famiIy. 514 00:33:39,484 --> 00:33:42,851 -So, is your dad gonna step up or what? -I don't know, Coach. 515 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:46,651 It's kind of Iast minute, and my dad's not big on surprises. 516 00:33:46,724 --> 00:33:49,158 WeII, shit, ask your grandpa, then. 517 00:33:49,660 --> 00:33:50,649 Grandpa... 518 00:33:50,795 --> 00:33:52,524 Gary wants to know... 519 00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:56,195 if his friend can stay with us for a few days? 520 00:33:58,002 --> 00:34:01,563 Where I grew up we had eight famiIies Iiving in one room... 521 00:34:01,973 --> 00:34:03,531 Now we have too many rooms... 522 00:34:04,008 --> 00:34:06,101 Gary, your friend can stay here! 523 00:34:13,818 --> 00:34:15,410 He says okay. 524 00:34:16,454 --> 00:34:17,819 Thank you. 525 00:34:33,971 --> 00:34:36,769 Man, I'm sick of being sick. 526 00:34:36,841 --> 00:34:39,503 But at Ieast on the tennis front things are Iooking up. 527 00:34:39,577 --> 00:34:42,444 That FiIipino ringer you wrangIed is finaIIy on his way. 528 00:34:42,513 --> 00:34:44,140 So just be Zen, Gary. 529 00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:46,240 Drink up your patented Houseman heaIth shake 530 00:34:46,317 --> 00:34:48,478 and Iet Iife's juices fIow. 531 00:35:21,319 --> 00:35:23,412 For the Iove of Christ, Jones and Nibbins, 532 00:35:23,488 --> 00:35:26,457 don't fucking shy away from the goddamn baII! 533 00:35:37,168 --> 00:35:38,601 God damn it! 534 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:46,474 Jones! Nibbins! 535 00:35:46,544 --> 00:35:48,136 Hey, Gary! What are you doing? 536 00:35:48,212 --> 00:35:51,648 Why the fuck are you two so scared of a IittIe yeIIow baII? 537 00:35:51,716 --> 00:35:53,513 -We're not. -I've been sitting in my house 538 00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:56,917 watching you two shy away from every goddamn baII for the Iast 10 minutes! 539 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:58,216 TeII me you haven't! Say it! 540 00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:00,654 -We haven't. -ReaIIy? 541 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,988 -Gary... -Not now, Coach. 542 00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:12,534 That hurt? 543 00:36:16,607 --> 00:36:18,768 Hey, hey. Hey, stop crying. 544 00:36:19,777 --> 00:36:22,541 -Nibbins, Iook at me. Are you hurt? -No. 545 00:36:22,613 --> 00:36:24,410 -Jonesy, you hurt? -No. 546 00:36:24,482 --> 00:36:26,677 You see? There's nothing to be scared of. 547 00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:28,776 It's just a IittIe yeIIow baII. 548 00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:30,718 -Stings though, don't it? -Yeah. 549 00:36:30,788 --> 00:36:32,619 Listen, when you're at the net 550 00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:35,488 and some jokester is taking target practice at you, guess what? 551 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:36,822 He can't hurt you. 552 00:36:36,894 --> 00:36:41,422 And if you stay on top of the goddamn net, you can take away aII his angIes! 553 00:36:41,499 --> 00:36:44,491 You can see that tennis is a game of angIes, can't you? 554 00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:46,230 -Yeah. -Okay, then. 555 00:36:48,839 --> 00:36:50,238 Sorry about that, Coach. 556 00:36:50,308 --> 00:36:53,675 Except for Jones and Nibbins, it Iooks Iike you got practice running pretty smoothIy. 557 00:36:53,744 --> 00:36:55,143 Thanks. 558 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,841 Don't Iook so worried. My fever broke. 559 00:37:04,622 --> 00:37:05,714 Attention, students. 560 00:37:05,790 --> 00:37:07,655 -Hey, how you doing? -The harvest dance is this Friday night. 561 00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:12,788 Hey, Mr. Daubert, do you have a minute? I need to taIk to you about the tennis team. 562 00:37:12,863 --> 00:37:14,660 -Is there a probIem? -No. 563 00:37:15,299 --> 00:37:17,699 -WeII, yes, sort of. -Hey, how you doing? 564 00:37:17,768 --> 00:37:20,601 There just seems to be some wrong things happening. 565 00:37:20,671 --> 00:37:23,367 Been some wrong things with the tennis team for quite some time, Steve. 566 00:37:23,441 --> 00:37:25,932 As a matter of fact, they've pretty much sucked for the Iast 20 years. 567 00:37:26,010 --> 00:37:28,672 -Get that History grade up, Jeffrey. -Yes, sir, I wiII, Mr. D. 568 00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:31,476 -WeII, that's not what I mean. -What is it, Steve? 569 00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:35,775 WeII, it's Gary. There was an incident in front of the cross-country team. 570 00:37:35,853 --> 00:37:37,582 He was onIy wearing an athIetic supporter 571 00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:39,714 and he was hitting the boys with tennis baIIs... 572 00:37:39,790 --> 00:37:41,314 Not the bIind boy. 573 00:37:41,892 --> 00:37:46,261 No, no. He was hitting our boys. You know. And I just thought you shouId know. 574 00:37:46,330 --> 00:37:47,490 I see. 575 00:37:50,835 --> 00:37:53,099 Hey, Iisten, if you happen to taIk to Gary about this, 576 00:37:53,137 --> 00:37:57,699 wouId it possibIe to not discuss where you got this information? 577 00:37:57,875 --> 00:37:58,864 No probIem, Steve. 578 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:02,310 I mean, I got budget cuts up the ass, haIf the footbaII team is faiIing History, 579 00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:05,508 and my daughter subscribes to Leather & Bondage magazine. 580 00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:08,711 But don't worry, Steve, I'II just drop everything and deaI with this. 581 00:38:08,819 --> 00:38:11,344 Jesus, I never had you pegged as an informer. 582 00:38:11,422 --> 00:38:13,117 Hey, how you doing? 583 00:38:13,758 --> 00:38:14,747 Okay. 584 00:38:16,494 --> 00:38:18,257 Look out, Johnny, I hear this IittIe fatherfucker 585 00:38:18,329 --> 00:38:20,627 can suck the skin off a potato. 586 00:38:21,565 --> 00:38:24,728 -I gotta go to cIass. -AII right, butt-monkey. Go to cIass. 587 00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:27,930 But don't Iet me catch you eye-baIIing my Johnson again. 588 00:38:28,005 --> 00:38:30,303 Nibby, what the fuck? 589 00:38:30,374 --> 00:38:32,399 You just open wide when they feed you shit? 590 00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:35,104 -Tit for fucking tat! -He'II beat me up! 591 00:38:35,179 --> 00:38:37,079 Fucking A, Nibbins! Don't shy away from this, too! 592 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,446 -I can't. -God damn it, Nibby! 593 00:38:39,517 --> 00:38:40,575 You don't do something right now, 594 00:38:40,651 --> 00:38:42,619 I'm gonna fucking yank you from the team, you hear me? 595 00:38:42,687 --> 00:38:45,281 I got no fucking time for pansies! 596 00:38:49,226 --> 00:38:50,352 Dick! 597 00:38:52,129 --> 00:38:54,029 Hey! What the fuck is going on? 598 00:38:54,098 --> 00:38:56,157 That kid just knocked my shit on the fIoor. 599 00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:59,830 Why you grabbing his ass, quarterback? 600 00:38:59,937 --> 00:39:02,770 You Iike IittIe boys' tight asshoIes? Is that it? 601 00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:05,435 Man, I know some mean muchachos 602 00:39:05,509 --> 00:39:09,377 who wouIdn't think twice about putting a dent in your IittIe boy-Ioving skuII 603 00:39:09,447 --> 00:39:12,507 and shoving a fucking shiv down your dickhoIe. 604 00:39:17,888 --> 00:39:20,356 Hey, QB, good Iuck against Creighton Prep Saturday. 605 00:39:20,424 --> 00:39:22,688 Pitch the baII every once in a whiIe when you run the option. 606 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,820 You do know you have the option to pitch the baII on that pIay? 607 00:39:25,896 --> 00:39:28,296 That's why it's caIIed an option. 608 00:39:41,245 --> 00:39:44,180 HeIIo, se?or Houseman. How are you today? 609 00:39:45,483 --> 00:39:46,745 HeIIo. 610 00:39:46,817 --> 00:39:47,806 How are you? 611 00:39:47,952 --> 00:39:49,317 Very weII. 612 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:53,615 So, se?or Houseman, where did you Iearn to speak Spanish? 613 00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:56,892 Lived in México for a few years. 614 00:39:57,695 --> 00:40:00,027 Not onIy handsome, but a man of the worId. 615 00:40:00,097 --> 00:40:02,463 A rare combination in this part of the country. 616 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:06,028 Yes. To Iike coffee... 617 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:10,404 So, I saw that we're both signed up to chaperone that harvest dance tonight. 618 00:40:10,508 --> 00:40:12,203 -Si. Si. Yes, I... -Yeah. 619 00:40:14,178 --> 00:40:17,477 You know, it's Iike... Maybe you and I, we couId... 620 00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:20,239 You know what I mean? 621 00:40:20,484 --> 00:40:23,385 I gotta Ping-Pong airport Iater. 622 00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:25,953 You know? 623 00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:34,393 It's aII coming together, Gary. 624 00:40:34,465 --> 00:40:36,695 The seeds of romance have been pIanted. 625 00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:40,430 Now we'II see if that FiIipino Ping-Pong popper pans out. 626 00:40:45,810 --> 00:40:50,213 At Ieast there's something to be said for being sick and having Ioose stooIs. 627 00:40:50,881 --> 00:40:54,009 That's it, Gary. Get it aII out of your system. 628 00:41:02,893 --> 00:41:05,157 That was just a IittIe psych-ops mission. 629 00:41:05,229 --> 00:41:07,754 I don't know what they toId you about us in the PhiIippines, 630 00:41:07,832 --> 00:41:11,825 but America isn't aII cream cakes and crates of Pepsi, Maricar. 631 00:41:13,771 --> 00:41:16,763 I'm sorry you had to watch me drop a heavy on your first night here. 632 00:41:17,241 --> 00:41:20,938 Number one singIes for Southpoint, I've got Tommy TrembIe. 633 00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:25,445 Number one singIes for West, Mr. Mike Jenson! 634 00:41:26,383 --> 00:41:28,681 You shouIdn't have shit on our courts. 635 00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:29,877 -What? -Don't Iisten to them. 636 00:41:29,954 --> 00:41:31,683 PIayers, the match begins now. 637 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:38,421 This is not Ping-Pong, Maricar! Hit over the net. 638 00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:55,439 It's over. 639 00:41:56,247 --> 00:42:00,513 -A Iot of tennis to be pIayed. -Different year, same shit. 640 00:42:00,985 --> 00:42:02,509 Come on, Ronny. 641 00:42:05,589 --> 00:42:06,681 Damn it, PauI! 642 00:42:06,757 --> 00:42:10,693 If you're gonna be the team videographer, I need some decent shots! 643 00:42:10,761 --> 00:42:13,787 Come on, man! Tennis FiIming 101 ! High angIes! 644 00:42:15,566 --> 00:42:17,796 What a beautifuI day. 645 00:42:17,868 --> 00:42:20,098 It was so kind of you to stop by and get me out of the house. 646 00:42:20,170 --> 00:42:21,159 My pIeasure. 647 00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:36,345 -What's Nibbins' score? -He just went down a set. 648 00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:38,217 I've got to change the MO. 649 00:42:40,824 --> 00:42:42,382 The kid's foot-fauIting! 650 00:42:42,459 --> 00:42:43,892 -Who? -Who? 651 00:42:43,961 --> 00:42:47,158 Tommy TrembIe, bro! He's been doing it aII goddamn day. 652 00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:49,426 Coach, you're out of Iine. 653 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:53,732 If you have a compIaint against Tommy, I'II watch, and I'II see it. 654 00:42:53,804 --> 00:42:57,501 No wonder Southpoint never Ioses. The fucking ump's on the payroII! 655 00:42:57,608 --> 00:43:00,372 That's enough, Coach. You have five minutes to Ieave the match. 656 00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:02,538 Fine! I'm aIready gone! 657 00:43:04,081 --> 00:43:06,572 -What happened? -The oId-timer tossed me out. 658 00:43:06,650 --> 00:43:09,551 Said I have five minutes to vacate the premises. 659 00:43:09,620 --> 00:43:12,919 Bring them home, Coach. See you at the dance Iater. 660 00:43:13,324 --> 00:43:14,757 Where you going, Gary? 661 00:43:14,825 --> 00:43:17,953 I'm stiII having some issues with the scoring system! 662 00:43:18,028 --> 00:43:19,256 Oh, God. 663 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:23,627 Oh, no! 664 00:43:24,635 --> 00:43:27,229 Life's nothing unIess you take some risks, Gary. 665 00:43:27,304 --> 00:43:30,273 That's why tonight you need to Iet it aII hang out 666 00:43:30,341 --> 00:43:33,037 and sweep Miss Sanchez off her IittIe Portuguese ta-ta's. 667 00:43:44,588 --> 00:43:46,215 Punch. 668 00:43:47,057 --> 00:43:49,252 So, you win big matches? 669 00:43:49,326 --> 00:43:52,955 From what I saw it wasn't Iooking too good, Miss Sanchez. 670 00:43:53,030 --> 00:43:54,930 I'm sorry to hear that. 671 00:43:56,066 --> 00:43:58,762 You can caII me Norma, se?or Houseman. 672 00:43:59,870 --> 00:44:03,829 So... Hey, you want to go out there and... 673 00:44:03,907 --> 00:44:05,135 Yes? 674 00:44:09,446 --> 00:44:11,311 Thanks for the punch. 675 00:44:13,417 --> 00:44:16,648 HeIIo, Miss Sanchez. You Iook muy bonita this evening. 676 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:21,384 So, maybe I couId start stopping by after schooI for some one-on-one tutoring. 677 00:44:22,359 --> 00:44:24,486 No. I don't Iike waste time. 678 00:44:25,996 --> 00:44:30,057 So, what was the finaI damage with that IittIe dingIeberry Tommy TrembIe? 679 00:44:31,201 --> 00:44:32,566 4-6, 5-7. 680 00:44:32,636 --> 00:44:36,037 Hey, not bad. It's not a win, but not bad. 681 00:44:37,041 --> 00:44:39,373 Jesus, Cappy, why aren't you out in your car 682 00:44:39,443 --> 00:44:43,004 getting your dinky stinky in some tight IittIe cheerIeader? 683 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,638 What is that? Punch? 684 00:44:44,715 --> 00:44:46,876 I'm a IittIe thirsty. I'm gonna get myseIf a coffee. 685 00:44:48,886 --> 00:44:53,914 Ask someone to dance! Jesus! It's not that hard to say, ''Hey, Norma, 686 00:44:53,991 --> 00:44:56,357 ''wouId you Iike to dance with me?'' 687 00:44:56,427 --> 00:44:58,952 Or, you know, SaIIy, or Betsy. It don't matter. 688 00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:06,798 Hey, what about her? 689 00:45:08,739 --> 00:45:12,266 -Yeah, right. -Come on! Give it a shot. You never know. 690 00:45:12,342 --> 00:45:15,140 -But I don't know any moves. -Moves? 691 00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:20,844 This isn't SouI Train, man. Just get out there and expIore your vibe. 692 00:45:21,418 --> 00:45:23,283 Watch. I'II show you. 693 00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:29,111 So, Jenny, I thought you were having a great time dancing, 694 00:46:29,186 --> 00:46:32,622 but then I Iook over, and poof, you're off by yourseIf, aII sad. 695 00:46:32,689 --> 00:46:35,749 Things have just gotten reaIIy heavy, ever since my dad died. 696 00:46:35,826 --> 00:46:38,158 -It's hard to expIain. -I get it. 697 00:46:39,196 --> 00:46:43,792 I mean, I've never Iost a parent, but I feeI Iike I never reaIIy had a dad. 698 00:46:43,867 --> 00:46:46,859 But that's a whoIe other kettIe of fish. 699 00:46:57,381 --> 00:46:58,643 Jenny. 700 00:47:00,851 --> 00:47:01,909 Hey. 701 00:47:06,089 --> 00:47:09,991 It's naturaI to want... You know? 702 00:47:10,060 --> 00:47:13,188 I mean, Iosing your dad, and I'm oIder... 703 00:47:14,264 --> 00:47:15,856 I know I'm sexy. 704 00:47:17,768 --> 00:47:20,931 It's just been reaIIy hard without him, you know? 705 00:47:23,774 --> 00:47:25,036 Oh, heII. 706 00:47:29,546 --> 00:47:31,013 There you go. 707 00:47:34,551 --> 00:47:37,486 Jenny, I don't think we shouId be doing this. 708 00:47:40,090 --> 00:47:42,354 It's reaIIy not a good idea. 709 00:47:44,428 --> 00:47:45,759 I'm sorry. 710 00:47:48,632 --> 00:47:50,862 Breathe into the pain, Jenny. 711 00:47:52,169 --> 00:47:54,194 Breathe into the pain. 712 00:47:54,271 --> 00:47:55,795 Jesus! 713 00:47:59,776 --> 00:48:01,175 Fucking guy. 714 00:48:04,014 --> 00:48:10,078 Coach TuttIe's RottweiIers! Knock it off! Hey, Amy. Mr. D! How you doing? 715 00:48:12,055 --> 00:48:14,523 -May I have a word, Gary? -Sure. 716 00:48:14,591 --> 00:48:15,751 I was just informed you were caught 717 00:48:15,826 --> 00:48:17,726 dry-humping Jenny TuttIe at the schooI dance. 718 00:48:17,794 --> 00:48:19,261 Who toId you that damn Iie? 719 00:48:19,329 --> 00:48:21,559 It was an anonymous phone caII, Gary. Do you deny it? 720 00:48:21,632 --> 00:48:23,463 Of course not! 721 00:48:23,533 --> 00:48:26,161 If you say you got an anonymous phone caII, then I beIieve you. 722 00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:29,694 No, I mean do you deny dry-humping Jenny TuttIe at the dance? 723 00:48:29,773 --> 00:48:31,536 God, yes! 724 00:48:31,608 --> 00:48:34,577 -I'm suspending you from the team. -Because of an anonymous phone caII? 725 00:48:34,645 --> 00:48:37,443 Look, Gary, I Iike you. You've got cojones. 726 00:48:37,514 --> 00:48:41,245 -Fish? -No. BaIIs. Big ones. 727 00:48:41,318 --> 00:48:42,979 But the shit keeps roIIing downhiII. 728 00:48:43,053 --> 00:48:45,920 My ex-wife, these budget cuts, and this damn faII Sports meeting... 729 00:48:45,989 --> 00:48:49,322 But, we just got to win one out of the next three matches and we quaIify for state. 730 00:48:49,393 --> 00:48:51,884 Then we make Coach TuttIe's dream a reaIity. 731 00:48:51,962 --> 00:48:54,089 I just can't be deaIing with a Ioose cannon now, Gary. 732 00:48:54,164 --> 00:48:55,529 I'm sorry. 733 00:48:58,068 --> 00:49:02,004 Maricar! Inside! Inside! 734 00:49:03,073 --> 00:49:05,564 Damn it, Gary, this is exactIy what I'm taIking about! 735 00:49:05,642 --> 00:49:07,269 I thought he was staying with the Changs. 736 00:49:07,344 --> 00:49:12,077 So did I! His grandpa was on board. But his dad is not a team pIayer. 737 00:49:13,183 --> 00:49:15,515 Let's go, Amy! Stop pIaying with the dogs! 738 00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:22,050 Who got dry-humped, Daddy? 739 00:49:25,128 --> 00:49:26,823 So it's reaIIy not a big deaI. 740 00:49:26,897 --> 00:49:29,422 ActuaIIy, I wanted to focus more on my custodiaI duties, 741 00:49:29,499 --> 00:49:32,491 so the timing of this thing is pretty good. 742 00:49:33,603 --> 00:49:37,061 -Pretty good. -But why were you suspended, Coach? 743 00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:40,268 Hey, I've got some weekend haIIway buffing to do. 744 00:49:49,286 --> 00:49:51,481 Let's go. Come on. 745 00:49:52,956 --> 00:49:54,389 Come on, Iet's go. 746 00:49:55,592 --> 00:50:01,588 WeII, you guys shouId probabIy pair up and do some voIIeys or something. 747 00:50:02,232 --> 00:50:05,258 If you have to know, Nibbins, I got caught in the girIs' bathroom 748 00:50:05,335 --> 00:50:09,396 finger-bIasting Mike's Spanish teacher at your oh-so-precious harvest dance! 749 00:50:09,473 --> 00:50:12,271 Is that what you wanted to hear, Nibbins? 750 00:50:14,311 --> 00:50:15,505 Sorry. 751 00:50:17,314 --> 00:50:19,680 You guys wiII be fine without me. 752 00:50:20,283 --> 00:50:21,272 Cappy? 753 00:50:23,420 --> 00:50:25,547 You couId've been a champion. 754 00:50:41,638 --> 00:50:45,699 -One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... -One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... 755 00:50:51,148 --> 00:50:52,342 Fore! 756 00:51:06,930 --> 00:51:08,192 Move it! 757 00:51:08,265 --> 00:51:10,563 -Sit the fuck down! -Out of the way, jerk! 758 00:51:10,634 --> 00:51:15,333 Fuck the Huskers! Fuck footbaII! Fuck aII you fuckers! 759 00:51:15,405 --> 00:51:18,465 -You big fucker! -Not the face! Ear! 760 00:51:41,431 --> 00:51:45,595 Maricar? What are you doing here? Is Gary here? 761 00:51:46,736 --> 00:51:48,670 Gary? Are you in there? 762 00:51:50,841 --> 00:51:51,933 Gary? 763 00:51:52,442 --> 00:51:54,672 So you're just gonna run away? 764 00:51:55,412 --> 00:51:59,041 I toId your dad that I'd bring home his state titIe. 765 00:51:59,149 --> 00:52:00,980 Now I've Iost my team, 766 00:52:01,751 --> 00:52:05,551 and broken my promise to the onIy man who ever gave me a heIping hand. 767 00:52:05,622 --> 00:52:08,318 My dad's gone and now you're Ieaving me, too. 768 00:52:09,426 --> 00:52:12,395 You're a damn quitter, Gary, and I hate you. 769 00:52:27,210 --> 00:52:28,609 AwfuI big forehand. 770 00:52:28,678 --> 00:52:31,647 Hey, if you're aIways free at this time, I couId sure use an assistant. 771 00:52:32,682 --> 00:52:35,082 I think you'd be a heII of an asset to this team. 772 00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:36,619 I Iike them short. 773 00:52:41,124 --> 00:52:42,318 I just wanted one! 774 00:52:45,228 --> 00:52:47,423 One goddamn stick of winner's jerky. 775 00:52:47,497 --> 00:52:49,158 I'm so sIeepy. 776 00:53:04,981 --> 00:53:06,312 Dig deep, Gary. 777 00:53:06,383 --> 00:53:08,010 Come on, Coach. 778 00:53:12,422 --> 00:53:15,448 -It's time to change the moId. -Fuck me. 779 00:53:20,997 --> 00:53:23,363 It's beautifuI, isn't it? 780 00:53:26,102 --> 00:53:27,467 I Iove you. 781 00:53:35,345 --> 00:53:36,505 Daddy? 782 00:53:39,382 --> 00:53:43,284 It doesn't take a Ph.D. in dreamoIogy to know what that was aII about, Gary. 783 00:53:43,353 --> 00:53:44,581 You got to get back on the team 784 00:53:44,654 --> 00:53:46,849 if they're going to have a chance at tennis gIory. 785 00:53:46,923 --> 00:53:50,620 It's aIso cIear you need Jenny and Maricar to heIp make it happen. 786 00:53:50,994 --> 00:53:52,962 I just don't see where... 787 00:53:53,029 --> 00:53:54,792 Wait. Found it! 788 00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:58,225 It feeIs a Iot worse than it Iooks. 789 00:53:58,335 --> 00:54:01,202 -So have you taIked to Gary IateIy? -No. Have you? 790 00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:04,696 I kind of got mad at him yesterday. I feeI bad. He was reaIIy down, but... 791 00:54:04,774 --> 00:54:07,675 WeII, he hasn't said a word to me since Coach PimbIe took over. 792 00:54:07,744 --> 00:54:10,008 -How's it going with PimbIe? -Sucks. 793 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:13,811 I mean, we were aII pumped about being one win from making state, 794 00:54:13,883 --> 00:54:17,410 and now we're aII bummed out about being one win from making state. 795 00:54:17,487 --> 00:54:20,456 So I saw you dance with MoIIy Sharpe the other night. 796 00:54:20,523 --> 00:54:22,957 Is it nice and tight, or aII Ioose and fIoppy? 797 00:54:23,860 --> 00:54:25,054 I don't... 798 00:54:25,328 --> 00:54:26,317 FIoppy? 799 00:54:27,597 --> 00:54:29,656 You know, I didn't... 800 00:54:29,733 --> 00:54:31,928 MoIIy and I are just friends, and... 801 00:54:32,002 --> 00:54:35,995 Your shoe. You shouId keep it nice and tight to avoid bIisters. 802 00:54:38,074 --> 00:54:39,439 Right. 803 00:54:40,310 --> 00:54:41,971 Nice. Nice caII. 804 00:54:43,413 --> 00:54:45,938 WeII, I shouId get back to practice. 805 00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:50,550 Hey, by the way, you were Iooking pretty prime at the dance. 806 00:54:50,620 --> 00:54:51,951 Prime, huh? 807 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,758 So, boys, I know we've had a coupIe of reaIIy tough Iosses, 808 00:54:59,863 --> 00:55:02,024 but I don't think you're hitting the baIIs hard enough. 809 00:55:02,065 --> 00:55:06,161 So I think we shouId do some push-ups, you know? Get stronger. 810 00:55:06,236 --> 00:55:08,864 Coach Houseman said tennis pIayers shouId never do push-ups. 811 00:55:08,938 --> 00:55:09,962 Why not? 812 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,702 Is there any chance Coach Houseman wiII come back? 813 00:55:12,776 --> 00:55:15,711 I think we shouId just focus on the push-ups. 814 00:55:20,116 --> 00:55:21,743 Everybody down. 815 00:55:22,752 --> 00:55:24,583 Maricar, everybody. 816 00:55:26,056 --> 00:55:30,516 Hey. Hey, buddy? Lower to the ground, there, and you're gonna push up... 817 00:55:30,593 --> 00:55:31,821 God damn it. 818 00:55:33,229 --> 00:55:36,357 Coach P. shouId know better than to make them do push-ups. 819 00:55:36,433 --> 00:55:40,460 The Iast thing a tennis pIayer needs are man-tits obstructing his strokes. 820 00:55:40,537 --> 00:55:42,630 I feeI better than I can ever remember. 821 00:55:42,706 --> 00:55:45,800 Coach TuttIe may weII be skin-waIking in my body. 822 00:55:45,875 --> 00:55:49,470 Miss Sanchez! I'm reaIIy gIad to see you. 823 00:55:49,546 --> 00:55:52,845 -I wanted to ask you for a favor. -I hear rumor, se?or Houseman. 824 00:55:52,916 --> 00:55:56,784 I hear the kids whisper that you Iose your whistIe because of me. 825 00:55:56,853 --> 00:55:59,822 They say we pIay the sexy fingers at dance. 826 00:56:01,157 --> 00:56:02,749 -Kids! -Did you say this? 827 00:56:02,826 --> 00:56:03,918 No! 828 00:56:05,395 --> 00:56:07,727 Yes. I'm sorry. 829 00:56:07,797 --> 00:56:11,358 I made up that stupid story as an excuse for getting suspended from the team. 830 00:56:11,434 --> 00:56:13,834 WeII, this very stupid. It's no nice for me 831 00:56:13,903 --> 00:56:17,066 and my reputation as good teacher and good coach. 832 00:56:17,140 --> 00:56:19,665 You're definiteIy right. I'm reaIIy sorry. 833 00:56:19,743 --> 00:56:21,540 And it's interesting that you're bringing up coaching, 834 00:56:21,611 --> 00:56:24,136 because I wanted to ask you a favor regarding your voIIeybaII team. 835 00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:25,647 You know Jenny TuttIe, right? 836 00:56:25,715 --> 00:56:29,014 Yes, I know Jenny TootIe. She quit my voIIeybaII tryout Iast year. 837 00:56:29,085 --> 00:56:31,053 WouId you ask her to try out for this year's team? 838 00:56:31,121 --> 00:56:34,955 She's had a rough year, and it wouId mean a Iot to her, and her father. 839 00:56:35,024 --> 00:56:38,357 Okay, se?or Houseman. Maybe I do this. 840 00:56:39,195 --> 00:56:42,494 -But no more stories, okay? -Done. Thank you. 841 00:56:47,504 --> 00:56:49,563 I Iike the sexy fingers. 842 00:57:02,318 --> 00:57:04,183 What's happening here? 843 00:57:16,366 --> 00:57:17,594 Jenny. 844 00:57:18,468 --> 00:57:20,527 -Gary? -Yeah. 845 00:57:22,305 --> 00:57:25,172 -What are you doing in here? -RepIenishing the tampon dispenser. 846 00:57:25,241 --> 00:57:27,675 -WouId you Iike one? -No, thanks. 847 00:57:27,744 --> 00:57:29,234 On the house. 848 00:57:31,414 --> 00:57:34,941 I'm sorry about Iast night. I understand if you hate me. 849 00:57:35,785 --> 00:57:39,050 I don't hate you, Gary. I Iike you, that's why I was upset. 850 00:57:39,122 --> 00:57:41,454 That's good to hear, because I need to ask for a favor. 851 00:57:41,524 --> 00:57:43,651 You said that Mr. Daubert and your mom are friendIy, right? 852 00:57:43,726 --> 00:57:44,715 Yeah. 853 00:57:44,794 --> 00:57:47,285 Do you think you couId get your mom to taIk to him about reinstating me? 854 00:57:47,363 --> 00:57:49,797 Yeah, I'II ask her to. 855 00:57:51,601 --> 00:57:54,695 -I'm gIad you're no quitter, Gary. -Me, too. 856 00:58:06,449 --> 00:58:10,317 Yes, I beIieve her when she says Gary didn't make a move on her. 857 00:58:10,386 --> 00:58:13,150 But that's not the point, PhyIIis. Gary's a Ioose cannon. 858 00:58:13,223 --> 00:58:16,420 If he screws up, it's my cojones on the chopping bIock. 859 00:58:17,393 --> 00:58:20,760 I know in my heart it's what Lew wouId have wanted. 860 00:58:23,533 --> 00:58:25,194 Can you feeI it? 861 00:58:26,469 --> 00:58:28,164 Yes, I think I can. 862 00:58:29,272 --> 00:58:29,339 Look, the point is, the tennis team is obviousIy causing probIems. 863 00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:33,002 Look, the point is, the tennis team is obviousIy causing probIems. 864 00:58:33,076 --> 00:58:35,636 So, why don't we just canceI the rest of their season 865 00:58:35,712 --> 00:58:38,875 and funneI their budget into the footbaII team's sideIine mist system 866 00:58:38,948 --> 00:58:40,939 that we supposedIy can't afford? 867 00:58:41,317 --> 00:58:43,877 -Yeah! -Yeah! I don't Iike tennis! Or goIf. 868 00:58:43,953 --> 00:58:47,616 AII right, peopIe, settIe down. SettIe down. Look... 869 00:58:47,690 --> 00:58:49,954 Okay, Maricar. Again. 870 00:58:53,930 --> 00:58:58,299 I rob Couch Hoseman. 871 00:58:59,369 --> 00:59:01,894 ''I Iove Coach Houseman''! 872 00:59:01,971 --> 00:59:04,838 I Iub Hooch Cooseman. 873 00:59:04,908 --> 00:59:08,105 Do we have any tennis boosters here who care to make a comment? 874 00:59:20,223 --> 00:59:24,091 Okay. Steve, want to add something here? 875 00:59:30,767 --> 00:59:34,225 WeII, you know, I don't think we've been doing that badIy. 876 00:59:34,304 --> 00:59:36,272 We've actuaIIy won quite a few matches, 877 00:59:36,339 --> 00:59:39,706 and the boys seem to be Iearning a Iot about sportsmanship. 878 00:59:40,343 --> 00:59:42,937 And as far as Gary's suspension goes, 879 00:59:44,147 --> 00:59:49,449 weII, the boys actuaIIy seem to miss him. I think they Iooked up to him quite a bit. 880 00:59:51,554 --> 00:59:54,819 He's prone to outbursts, but his heart is in the right pIace. 881 00:59:54,891 --> 00:59:55,949 Come to think of it, 882 00:59:56,025 --> 00:59:58,619 I think we made a pretty damn good coaching duo. 883 00:59:58,695 --> 01:00:00,686 Let's watch the Ianguage, Steve. 884 01:00:01,431 --> 01:00:07,063 ''I Iove Coach Houseman.'' 885 01:00:07,670 --> 01:00:12,130 I rob House Couchman. 886 01:00:16,212 --> 01:00:17,839 -''I... -I... 887 01:00:18,481 --> 01:00:20,449 -''...Iove... -...Iove... 888 01:00:21,184 --> 01:00:23,152 -''...Coach... -...Coach... 889 01:00:23,553 --> 01:00:26,215 -''...Houseman.'' -...House-cinnamon. 890 01:00:27,256 --> 01:00:29,986 So I suggest we give them one finaI chance to perform 891 01:00:30,059 --> 01:00:32,391 by reinstating Gary as assistant. 892 01:00:32,462 --> 01:00:34,054 If they faiI to quaIify for state, 893 01:00:34,130 --> 01:00:36,291 we'II cut the team and give the money to footbaII. 894 01:00:36,366 --> 01:00:38,960 -Any objections? -Why are we stiII taIking about tennis? 895 01:00:39,035 --> 01:00:41,265 Good Lord! Can we move on to footbaII? 896 01:00:41,337 --> 01:00:44,170 Now, you've scheduIed an away game at ScottsbIuff. 897 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,538 Now, that's seven hours away... 898 01:00:47,410 --> 01:00:52,973 I rub Crotch Horseman! 899 01:01:01,557 --> 01:01:04,685 I think we're actuaIIy gonna do it! I think we're gonna make state! 900 01:01:04,761 --> 01:01:08,219 PIay it cooI, Steve. Making state's not that big of a deaI. 901 01:01:08,297 --> 01:01:10,959 You got to Iearn to start setting higher goaIs. 902 01:01:14,437 --> 01:01:17,463 Yeah! We're going to state, baby! 903 01:01:18,941 --> 01:01:20,602 Oh, my hammy. 904 01:02:05,822 --> 01:02:08,950 Jesus, Nibby! I set you up perfectIy! 905 01:02:09,025 --> 01:02:10,686 Why the heII didn't you accept a groin-muscIe rub 906 01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,352 from a sexy girI Iike Jenny TuttIe? 907 01:02:12,428 --> 01:02:14,328 I don't know. I just didn't. 908 01:02:14,397 --> 01:02:15,694 Were those jocks right? 909 01:02:15,765 --> 01:02:17,824 -Are you some kind of fag? -No. 910 01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:20,835 Hey, if you are, you are. It's not the end of the worId. 911 01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:23,095 But you're in the ninth grade. 912 01:02:23,172 --> 01:02:25,538 You've got pIenty of time in the future for gay sex. 913 01:02:25,608 --> 01:02:28,509 If you want to come out of the cIoset, great. If not, that's fine, too. 914 01:02:28,578 --> 01:02:31,638 PIay it cooI, man. Just do your own thing. 915 01:02:31,714 --> 01:02:33,944 When you get to coIIege, then have your cock-fest. 916 01:02:34,016 --> 01:02:37,008 But I don't think that I'm gay. 917 01:02:37,820 --> 01:02:40,789 HeII, you can stiII have sex whiIe you're in high schooI. 918 01:02:40,857 --> 01:02:43,655 Just spin her over and pretend you're pumping some dude. 919 01:02:43,726 --> 01:02:45,853 -But I... -Come on. We're on. 920 01:02:46,496 --> 01:02:51,263 -Go, Cherokees, go! Go, Cherokees, go! -Go, Cherokees, go! Go, Cherokees, go! 921 01:02:51,334 --> 01:02:52,892 And this makes five years in a row 922 01:02:52,969 --> 01:02:55,403 that our footbaII warriors have quaIified for state. 923 01:02:55,471 --> 01:02:56,495 What's up? 924 01:02:56,572 --> 01:02:59,803 Let's give them one more Cherokee cheer! 925 01:03:12,321 --> 01:03:15,620 I aImost forgot. Our tennis team quaIified for state as weII, 926 01:03:15,691 --> 01:03:18,922 so Iet's give them a round of appIause, shaII we? 927 01:03:23,466 --> 01:03:25,400 I'II take it from here. 928 01:03:34,277 --> 01:03:36,268 AIIow me to introduce to you 929 01:03:36,345 --> 01:03:38,142 pubIic enemy number one, 930 01:03:38,214 --> 01:03:40,705 Southpoint High's Tommy TrembIe. 931 01:03:40,783 --> 01:03:42,978 And now meet the team who's gonna take him down. 932 01:03:43,052 --> 01:03:46,283 Your Cherokee Tennis starting Iineup! 933 01:03:46,355 --> 01:03:48,755 And Iet's not forget the man behind the scenes, 934 01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:52,591 Coach Steve ''The Bunsen Burner'' PimbIe. 935 01:03:54,530 --> 01:03:59,229 And I'm Coach Gary Houseman, the guy who's guaranteeing everyone here 936 01:03:59,335 --> 01:04:04,500 that you've just been introduced to the next Nebraska state tennis champions! 937 01:04:04,540 --> 01:04:06,667 And tomorrow I expect each and every one of you 938 01:04:06,742 --> 01:04:09,176 to caII in sick and come support our squad! 939 01:04:32,201 --> 01:04:33,361 Bitch! 940 01:04:44,714 --> 01:04:48,309 The pep raIIy was a totaI success. TotaI success. 941 01:04:48,384 --> 01:04:51,376 My onIy concern is where Mike's head is at. Is he ready to win? 942 01:04:51,454 --> 01:04:54,184 Ready to be a champion? Be a man? 943 01:04:54,257 --> 01:04:57,317 Maybe Coach P. and I shouId have a word with him. 944 01:05:00,096 --> 01:05:03,827 Coach, I don't think we shouId be giving aIcohoI to a minor. 945 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:06,835 -Why not? You an informer? -No! No way! 946 01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:10,566 ActuaIIy, I probabIy shouIdn't be drinking a beer the night before state. 947 01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:13,575 You two need to fucking reIax. It's just a beer. 948 01:05:14,010 --> 01:05:16,843 This is exactIy why I caIIed you here, Cappy. 949 01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:19,541 -To drink a beer? -To be a man. 950 01:05:20,283 --> 01:05:24,219 -By drinking a beer? -Yes, by drinking a fucking beer! 951 01:05:24,287 --> 01:05:26,050 By understanding that you're not going to be intimidated 952 01:05:26,122 --> 01:05:28,249 by that IittIe piece of shit Tommy TrembIe. 953 01:05:28,324 --> 01:05:30,292 WeII, I don't think I've been intimidated. 954 01:05:30,359 --> 01:05:34,455 WeII, you haven't beaten him yet, have you? He's just a kid. And you're a man. 955 01:05:34,530 --> 01:05:39,490 And that's why you gotta drink a fucking beer. Because you are a fucking man. 956 01:05:56,218 --> 01:05:59,346 Hey, Gary, I thought you said it was going to be just us three here tonight. 957 01:05:59,455 --> 01:06:02,424 -We got to hide this stuff. -It's aII good, Coach. 958 01:06:05,661 --> 01:06:06,650 Hi. 959 01:06:07,396 --> 01:06:10,263 -HeIIo, boys. I'm Steffi Nash. -No, it's ''Graf''! 960 01:06:10,333 --> 01:06:11,664 Whatever. 961 01:06:13,469 --> 01:06:16,131 You gotta take that thing off. We got ourseIves a first-timer here. 962 01:06:16,205 --> 01:06:17,297 Okay. 963 01:06:20,843 --> 01:06:22,003 Tunes. 964 01:06:22,712 --> 01:06:25,613 No, this is who you need to focus on. 965 01:06:33,022 --> 01:06:36,185 Okay. Gary, I think I'm just gonna head out. 966 01:06:36,258 --> 01:06:39,125 No way. Just stay for one song and a beer. 967 01:06:39,462 --> 01:06:40,986 Don't set a puss exampIe for Cappy. 968 01:06:41,063 --> 01:06:44,328 We're trying to make a man of him, for Christ's sake. 969 01:07:04,854 --> 01:07:06,845 FeeIs awesome, doesn't it? 970 01:07:23,372 --> 01:07:24,430 Yeah. 971 01:07:24,974 --> 01:07:26,566 I'II change the tape. 972 01:07:26,642 --> 01:07:29,975 Hey, Coach? I think I got to get going. 973 01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:33,243 -We have her for another 20 minutes. -I'II see you tomorrow. 974 01:07:33,315 --> 01:07:34,612 Proud of you, Cappy! 975 01:07:37,353 --> 01:07:39,787 Why don't you take those pants off? 976 01:07:40,589 --> 01:07:42,386 I Ieft my comb in my car. 977 01:07:43,659 --> 01:07:45,456 Sweet dreams, Coach. 978 01:07:48,264 --> 01:07:52,758 AII right, Steffi Nash. BuckIe up that strap-on and Iet's get weird. 979 01:07:52,835 --> 01:07:54,564 Okay, sweetie. 980 01:08:03,679 --> 01:08:09,208 Okay! I'm definiteIy bIeeding! Oh, God, I've got puncture wounds! Gary! 981 01:08:09,919 --> 01:08:12,649 State. It's a two-day tournament, gentIemen. 982 01:08:12,721 --> 01:08:15,815 You can't win it on the first day, but you can sure as heII Iose it. 983 01:08:15,891 --> 01:08:18,594 We've got to start strong and finish even stronger. 984 01:08:19,361 --> 01:08:22,762 Okay, when we get out of the van, nobody goes to the bathroom, nobody taIks. 985 01:08:22,832 --> 01:08:25,494 We go straight into our pattern. Got it? 986 01:08:25,568 --> 01:08:28,230 Let these babies fIy during our pattern. 987 01:08:28,304 --> 01:08:32,798 When you aII get out, Ieave the doors open. Let's see if this baby rocks. 988 01:09:03,539 --> 01:09:05,905 Damn it, Coach P! Get them up! Up! 989 01:09:10,279 --> 01:09:11,337 Attaboy, Coach. 990 01:09:11,413 --> 01:09:13,108 That's what I'm taIking about. 991 01:09:16,118 --> 01:09:17,551 Up top, Cappy! 992 01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:26,157 How Iong before you do one of my boys' rackets? 993 01:09:26,228 --> 01:09:28,924 Got this one, pIus two more I'm doing for Tommy TrembIe, 994 01:09:28,998 --> 01:09:31,762 so I'd say about an hour. 995 01:09:31,834 --> 01:09:33,199 These don't have any broken strings. 996 01:09:33,269 --> 01:09:37,228 For big tournaments, Tommy Iikes fresh strings each morning. 997 01:09:37,306 --> 01:09:39,570 -Fucking prima donna. -Mom's kind of hot. 998 01:09:43,612 --> 01:09:44,670 Yes! 999 01:10:12,775 --> 01:10:14,037 Great day today, guys. 1000 01:10:14,109 --> 01:10:16,407 Good match, Chongers. I'II see you at home, Maricar. 1001 01:10:16,478 --> 01:10:18,070 Nice job, PauI. 1002 01:10:18,147 --> 01:10:21,378 Hey, Cappy, hoId up a minute. We surprised a Iot of peopIe today. 1003 01:10:21,450 --> 01:10:23,077 But it's day two that counts. 1004 01:10:23,152 --> 01:10:26,519 You beat Tommy, and tomorrow we make Coach T.'s dream a reaIity. 1005 01:10:26,589 --> 01:10:30,889 Hey, Coach? Why do you respect Coach TuttIe so much? 1006 01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:34,685 I mean, I think he was a nice guy and everything, 1007 01:10:34,763 --> 01:10:37,561 but you seem to reaIIy Iook up to him. 1008 01:10:38,167 --> 01:10:41,694 Cappy, if God didn't exist, 1009 01:10:42,605 --> 01:10:44,573 wouId you invent him? 1010 01:10:45,975 --> 01:10:47,636 I'm not sure. Why? 1011 01:10:49,044 --> 01:10:52,502 Never mind. Doesn't matter. God does exist. 1012 01:10:52,581 --> 01:10:56,142 And Coach TuttIe reaIIy was a good man. Maybe the best. 1013 01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:00,750 You're gonna do great tomorrow. 1014 01:11:29,918 --> 01:11:33,718 Coach, wiII you run them through warm-ups? I gotta use the head. 1015 01:11:35,557 --> 01:11:37,184 Yeah, okay. 1016 01:11:37,259 --> 01:11:39,454 Okay, boys. Don't forget your tennis rackets. 1017 01:11:40,162 --> 01:11:42,027 Or your baIIs. Tennis baIIs. 1018 01:11:42,665 --> 01:11:45,190 -Hey, oId timer, how you doing? -Pretty good. 1019 01:11:45,267 --> 01:11:46,291 Good. 1020 01:11:46,368 --> 01:11:49,201 WeII, Iooks Iike you got your hands fuII with Tommy's rackets aIready. 1021 01:11:49,271 --> 01:11:50,295 Yeah. 1022 01:11:50,372 --> 01:11:53,637 We're warming up next to Southpoint. If you want, I can drop it off for you. 1023 01:11:53,709 --> 01:11:56,576 -Sure. Saves me a trip. -Good. 1024 01:12:01,784 --> 01:12:05,481 Hey, so the guys are outside warming up. They seem pretty confident. 1025 01:12:05,554 --> 01:12:07,613 I got to teII you, Mike is reaIIy... 1026 01:12:07,690 --> 01:12:09,385 Hey, are those Tommy's rackets? 1027 01:12:09,458 --> 01:12:11,187 I need you to guard the door for two minutes, 1028 01:12:11,260 --> 01:12:12,591 don't Iet anybody in. 1029 01:12:12,661 --> 01:12:14,822 -What's going on? -Jesus, Steve! Listen! 1030 01:12:14,897 --> 01:12:17,331 -Watch the fucking door! -What are you doing with those rackets? 1031 01:12:17,399 --> 01:12:18,764 Forget about the fucking rackets, 1032 01:12:18,834 --> 01:12:21,826 and for once this season, step up and make a tangibIe fucking contribution! 1033 01:12:21,904 --> 01:12:23,599 Can you do that? 1034 01:12:30,179 --> 01:12:31,806 TangibIe contribution? 1035 01:12:46,528 --> 01:12:48,655 Gary, what's happening here? 1036 01:12:53,235 --> 01:12:56,671 Brian saw you in the Iocker room shaving my strings, Gary! 1037 01:12:56,739 --> 01:12:58,070 You're a fucking cheater, man! 1038 01:12:58,307 --> 01:12:59,638 I didn't shave your strings! 1039 01:13:04,079 --> 01:13:05,944 Okay, so I shaved a few strings. 1040 01:13:09,685 --> 01:13:11,812 -Fucking cheater, man! -Fucking cheater, man! 1041 01:13:22,664 --> 01:13:25,724 -The heII were you doing in there, man? -Nothing. 1042 01:13:25,801 --> 01:13:27,200 -But Tommy's rackets... -Hey. 1043 01:13:27,269 --> 01:13:30,636 ReIax. I didn't do anything to the rackets. 1044 01:13:31,206 --> 01:13:33,470 I just needed to cIear my head. 1045 01:13:50,459 --> 01:13:52,188 I couIdn't find Tommy anywhere. 1046 01:13:52,261 --> 01:13:54,991 Yeah, I figured. He was in here Iooking for his rackets. 1047 01:13:55,063 --> 01:13:56,928 You must have just missed him. 1048 01:13:56,999 --> 01:14:00,662 WeII, I'II just Ieave his sticks here, then. Sorry about that. 1049 01:14:02,738 --> 01:14:03,966 Nice young man. 1050 01:14:04,039 --> 01:14:07,634 I can't beIieve Nibby and Jones. They didn't shy away once! 1051 01:14:09,411 --> 01:14:10,742 Good Iuck today, Mike! 1052 01:14:11,079 --> 01:14:12,512 Gracias. 1053 01:14:12,815 --> 01:14:17,275 Okay. Get your mind off of se?orita Tight-ass and stay focused. 1054 01:14:17,986 --> 01:14:19,851 -I am focused. -Good. 1055 01:14:22,858 --> 01:14:25,691 -I bet she's got puffy nippIes. -What's that? 1056 01:14:26,395 --> 01:14:28,295 -Nothing. -Coach? 1057 01:14:30,532 --> 01:14:33,968 -Do you think I can win? -Of course I do. 1058 01:14:34,036 --> 01:14:39,474 No, I mean do you reaIIy think it? It's just... I don't know. 1059 01:14:41,977 --> 01:14:43,706 Look at me, Cappy. 1060 01:14:43,779 --> 01:14:46,179 Don't you fucking worry about what I think, 1061 01:14:46,248 --> 01:14:49,581 or your dad thinks, or Tommy IittIe-peckerwood TrembIe thinks. 1062 01:14:49,651 --> 01:14:51,585 Worry about how deep you're gonna dig. 1063 01:14:51,653 --> 01:14:53,678 Worry about not Ieaving that goddamn court 1064 01:14:53,755 --> 01:14:55,780 untiI you've donated a pint of AB fucking Negative 1065 01:14:55,858 --> 01:14:57,792 to the green fucking pavement out there! 1066 01:14:57,893 --> 01:14:59,485 Whether you can win or not. 1067 01:14:59,528 --> 01:15:01,621 Worry about that when it's over. 1068 01:15:01,697 --> 01:15:05,360 -Got it? -Yeah. Thanks, Coach. 1069 01:15:11,807 --> 01:15:13,331 He's never gonna win. 1070 01:15:26,388 --> 01:15:29,357 GentIemen. Two out of three sets. 1071 01:15:29,424 --> 01:15:33,918 If you spIit the first two, you'II receive a 15-minute break before the finaI set. 1072 01:15:33,996 --> 01:15:38,228 This match wiII determine which team takes home the state titIe. 1073 01:15:39,268 --> 01:15:40,929 -Any questions? -No. 1074 01:15:41,003 --> 01:15:42,402 Okay. Begin! 1075 01:15:50,779 --> 01:15:52,076 Let's go, Tommy! 1076 01:15:52,147 --> 01:15:53,546 SettIe down. 1077 01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:00,085 Take it to him, Mike! 1078 01:16:08,864 --> 01:16:10,024 Deuce. 1079 01:16:12,634 --> 01:16:13,623 -Sweet! -Yeah! 1080 01:16:14,603 --> 01:16:17,629 -Out! -What? It was on the Iine! 1081 01:16:17,706 --> 01:16:21,938 The caII stands. Too cIose to overruIe. Advantage TrembIe. 1082 01:16:22,911 --> 01:16:24,879 Jesus Christ, Ump! 1083 01:16:24,947 --> 01:16:29,145 Whose dick do we have to suck to get some fucking caIIs around here? 1084 01:16:29,217 --> 01:16:33,449 That's a warning, Coach. Next ruIe vioIation wiII be a point penaIty. 1085 01:16:36,491 --> 01:16:38,959 Easy, big feIIow. Easy. 1086 01:16:41,096 --> 01:16:45,533 Quiet down, pIease. Quiet, pIease. Thank you. 1087 01:16:54,276 --> 01:16:59,270 That's it, Cappy! No free points! Not today! No free points! 1088 01:16:59,381 --> 01:17:00,712 Game TrembIe. 1089 01:17:00,749 --> 01:17:05,152 The score for first set tie-breaker is now five serving five. 1090 01:17:09,591 --> 01:17:10,683 Shit! What the fuck? 1091 01:17:11,893 --> 01:17:14,020 Have some respect for the game, pIease! 1092 01:17:14,096 --> 01:17:18,055 Warning, Southpoint. Next vioIation wiII be a point penaIty. 1093 01:17:18,133 --> 01:17:19,122 Cappy! 1094 01:17:20,969 --> 01:17:22,960 Stand inside the service box for the return. 1095 01:17:23,038 --> 01:17:26,064 His serve wiII hit my feet! No way. It's set point. 1096 01:17:26,141 --> 01:17:29,440 Am I the fucking coach of this team or not? Do it! 1097 01:17:33,015 --> 01:17:34,141 Go for it, Tommy! 1098 01:17:34,216 --> 01:17:37,185 Five serving six. Set point, West. 1099 01:17:41,156 --> 01:17:42,248 Out! 1100 01:17:42,324 --> 01:17:44,986 Damn it, Tommy! Don't kiII it! Just get it in! 1101 01:17:45,060 --> 01:17:46,618 Second service. 1102 01:17:53,035 --> 01:17:54,024 Yes! 1103 01:17:55,404 --> 01:17:57,702 First set goes to LincoIn West. 1104 01:18:06,748 --> 01:18:10,013 Game TrembIe. Southpoint Ieads four games to one. 1105 01:18:10,085 --> 01:18:11,950 Come on, keep that Ieg Ioose, Cappy! 1106 01:18:13,321 --> 01:18:15,687 Set point, Southpoint. 1107 01:18:22,531 --> 01:18:24,624 Second set goes to TrembIe. 1108 01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:27,999 PIayers, you've got 15 minutes before the finaI set. 1109 01:18:29,604 --> 01:18:30,593 Hey! 1110 01:18:31,173 --> 01:18:32,299 What the heII happened out there? 1111 01:18:32,374 --> 01:18:35,673 -His Ieg's cramping. -Looks more Iike menstruaI cramps! 1112 01:18:35,744 --> 01:18:39,009 Let's stay positive! Mike's gonna get this bastard in the third. 1113 01:18:39,081 --> 01:18:40,548 You actuaIIy think he can beat Tommy 1114 01:18:40,615 --> 01:18:43,846 after shitting aII over the court the whoIe second set? 1115 01:18:43,919 --> 01:18:45,682 Nobody's shitting on anybody's courts! 1116 01:18:45,754 --> 01:18:47,085 I don't know what match you were watching, 1117 01:18:47,155 --> 01:18:49,680 -but from where I was standing, it sure... -Hey! 1118 01:18:49,758 --> 01:18:52,727 I'm about to pIay the biggest set of tennis of my whoIe fucking Iife. 1119 01:18:52,794 --> 01:18:53,886 Is that okay with you, Dad? 1120 01:18:53,962 --> 01:18:57,659 Or wouId you Iike me to run away Iike you do when things get tough? 1121 01:19:03,238 --> 01:19:05,103 Pretty impressive back there, Cappy. 1122 01:19:05,173 --> 01:19:07,937 I don't think I couId have said that to my dad. 1123 01:19:08,643 --> 01:19:11,635 -Thanks, Coach. -It's no good. Your Iegs are burning up. 1124 01:19:11,713 --> 01:19:14,443 We've got to get your core body temp down. 1125 01:19:15,517 --> 01:19:18,281 -Take your cIothes off. -What? 1126 01:19:18,353 --> 01:19:21,516 Come on! Hurry! We onIy have a few minutes. You need a coId shower. 1127 01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:23,854 -No, no, I don't... -No time to argue. 1128 01:19:23,925 --> 01:19:26,792 -Okay! Okay, I'II do it. -Hurry! 1129 01:19:35,003 --> 01:19:38,734 You get back out there, you get to the net every point. Chip and charge. 1130 01:19:38,807 --> 01:19:41,571 You don't have the Iegs to work the baseIine. 1131 01:19:41,643 --> 01:19:43,440 -Okay. -Constant pressure. 1132 01:19:43,512 --> 01:19:47,073 Come in tight and cut off his angIes. Make him pIay our game. 1133 01:19:47,149 --> 01:19:49,379 Show him how the big boys pIay hardbaII. 1134 01:19:49,451 --> 01:19:50,475 Okay. 1135 01:19:50,552 --> 01:19:51,541 Cappy, you puII this off, 1136 01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:54,589 I'II pay Steffi Nash to Iet you do her up the poo. 1137 01:19:55,891 --> 01:19:57,916 That's enough. We're Iate. 1138 01:20:03,832 --> 01:20:06,528 -Cappy! -Jesus, Coach! 1139 01:20:06,601 --> 01:20:10,731 You can't put those sweaty cIothes back on. They're weighing you down. 1140 01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:13,206 -Wear mine. -Oh, no. No, no, Coach! 1141 01:20:13,275 --> 01:20:16,642 -PIease, don't make me do that. -Don't make it weird, Cappy. 1142 01:20:16,711 --> 01:20:20,374 This is state, God damn it! You need fresh cIothes! Put them on! 1143 01:20:20,448 --> 01:20:23,440 -Those aren't fresh! -They're fine! Let's go! 1144 01:20:24,853 --> 01:20:26,252 Put them on. 1145 01:20:32,394 --> 01:20:33,622 Oh, God. 1146 01:20:49,878 --> 01:20:51,436 Game, West. 1147 01:21:02,524 --> 01:21:04,219 Game, Southpoint. 1148 01:21:19,007 --> 01:21:21,100 Shit! Jenny, we need a trainer! 1149 01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:24,304 -How Iong for an injury time-out? -Three minutes. 1150 01:21:24,379 --> 01:21:27,507 If your pIayer cannot continue, it's a defauIt. 1151 01:21:30,118 --> 01:21:32,916 -Is he stiII Iocked up? -Yeah, he is. 1152 01:21:32,988 --> 01:21:34,114 Shit! 1153 01:21:34,890 --> 01:21:36,881 God damn it! We got a man down out there 1154 01:21:36,958 --> 01:21:39,153 and you guys are just sitting around tossing each other's saIads? 1155 01:21:39,227 --> 01:21:40,854 -What shouId we do? -WeII, Jesus H., Chang! 1156 01:21:40,929 --> 01:21:43,329 You're so ever-Ioving smart, figure it out! 1157 01:21:43,398 --> 01:21:45,161 Grow a pair and do something! 1158 01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:46,799 Come here, come here. Come here. 1159 01:21:46,868 --> 01:21:49,769 Damn it, Cappy. This is it. Get up, man! 1160 01:21:57,679 --> 01:21:59,943 -Come on, Mike! -You can do it, Mike! 1161 01:22:00,015 --> 01:22:02,483 -Let's go, Son! -You can do it, Bro! 1162 01:22:02,550 --> 01:22:04,074 Mikey... Get back up! 1163 01:22:05,820 --> 01:22:07,481 Mike! Mike! 1164 01:22:10,659 --> 01:22:14,220 Mike, you bitch! Get up and rip this motherfucker's butt open! 1165 01:22:14,296 --> 01:22:18,027 And make him Iick his own shit off your huge fucking cock! 1166 01:22:21,536 --> 01:22:23,766 She reaIIy misses her mother. 1167 01:22:32,614 --> 01:22:35,208 It's time to Cherokee it up, God damn it. 1168 01:22:36,117 --> 01:22:37,778 Come on, Mike. 1169 01:22:39,387 --> 01:22:42,652 Jesus, man! Put that thing in its hoIster! Concentrate! 1170 01:22:42,724 --> 01:22:45,591 Sorry, Coach. She's got great hands. 1171 01:22:47,495 --> 01:22:48,928 Time. Resume pIay. 1172 01:22:48,997 --> 01:22:51,625 It's aImost over. You got him, buddy. 1173 01:22:54,369 --> 01:22:55,836 Find me, Mike. 1174 01:22:57,072 --> 01:22:58,664 I'm in the now. 1175 01:22:59,507 --> 01:23:02,965 Be here. Lose your fIow. 1176 01:23:07,048 --> 01:23:10,176 Thirty aII. Quiet, pIease. Quiet. 1177 01:23:17,258 --> 01:23:18,885 Thirty serving 40. 1178 01:23:20,128 --> 01:23:21,152 Cappy! 1179 01:23:21,229 --> 01:23:23,629 Not Iike that. Not on match point. Back it up. 1180 01:23:28,703 --> 01:23:29,761 Out. 1181 01:23:29,838 --> 01:23:32,272 Second service. Match point, West. 1182 01:23:47,589 --> 01:23:50,149 Get there, bitch. 1183 01:23:55,964 --> 01:23:59,331 Game, set, match, West High! 1184 01:23:59,434 --> 01:24:00,799 HoIy shit! 1185 01:24:00,835 --> 01:24:02,166 Yeah! 1186 01:24:03,004 --> 01:24:04,028 He did it! 1187 01:24:04,239 --> 01:24:06,799 -Nice match. Way to dig deep. -Thanks, Tommy. 1188 01:24:07,308 --> 01:24:08,673 Mike did it! 1189 01:24:17,719 --> 01:24:20,984 We're the winning team! I'm part of a winning team! 1190 01:25:03,798 --> 01:25:05,129 Hey, Coach. 1191 01:25:05,867 --> 01:25:08,859 -Why the Iong face, Gary? -I don't know. 1192 01:25:08,937 --> 01:25:12,998 I've just been so focused on turning these boys into champions. 1193 01:25:13,074 --> 01:25:17,272 Now that I have, where do I go from here? 1194 01:25:17,846 --> 01:25:20,644 I can't teII you where to go, Gary. 1195 01:25:20,715 --> 01:25:25,448 But I can teII you one thing. Those boys wiII never forget this day. 1196 01:25:26,888 --> 01:25:29,789 Days of youth fondIy remembered, 1197 01:25:31,126 --> 01:25:32,889 those are worth something. 1198 01:25:33,161 --> 01:25:35,527 Those are worth a heII of a Iot. 1199 01:25:36,564 --> 01:25:39,124 -You're a good coach, Gary. -ReaIIy? 1200 01:25:39,667 --> 01:25:41,294 Maybe the best. 1201 01:26:23,478 --> 01:26:27,972 We rub Crotch Horseman! 1202 01:26:30,118 --> 01:26:33,610 No! No, Maricar! No! The Iid! The Iid! 1203 01:26:58,146 --> 01:27:00,444 Life is just so crazy, Gary. 1204 01:27:00,515 --> 01:27:03,075 You came to Nebraska to get away from tennis. 1205 01:27:03,151 --> 01:27:07,019 Yet here you are, basking in the greatness of tennis triumphs. 1206 01:27:07,555 --> 01:27:09,682 You big beautifuI oId Iug. 1207 01:27:09,757 --> 01:27:12,555 Mrs. TuttIe was so Iucky to have you. 1208 01:27:12,627 --> 01:27:14,891 Gary, never forget what Coach T. taught you.. 1209 01:27:14,963 --> 01:27:18,228 that Iife is short, and you need to find baIance. 1210 01:27:18,299 --> 01:27:23,396 Tennis, whiIe it is the sport of kings, can never take the pIace of a good queen. 1211 01:27:23,738 --> 01:27:25,365 Miss Sanchez! 1212 01:27:26,341 --> 01:27:30,437 I Iike you Miss Sanchez... and I have a question. 1213 01:27:32,180 --> 01:27:34,648 WiII you meet me at... 1214 01:27:35,283 --> 01:27:38,616 Chi Chi's tonight at 8:30... 1215 01:27:38,686 --> 01:27:40,950 for margaritas and chimichangas? 1216 01:27:41,923 --> 01:27:44,915 With much pIeasure Mr. Houseman. 1217 01:27:48,997 --> 01:27:52,296 Gary, after you marry Norma Sanchez, you shouId get a teaching degree. 1218 01:27:52,367 --> 01:27:56,497 I bet you'd turn some dead-end dipshit into a future president. 1219 01:27:56,571 --> 01:27:59,131 Damn, it's fucking bright out here! 1220 01:28:09,117 --> 01:28:11,312 I Iove you guys.