- sure you don't want to go to my room? - no problem?
My roommate has moved. We will be alone together - okay - The door is locked.
- Okay, Jim, relax. Quiet. - Okay, yeah, of course.
No ties, okay? This is just a friendly sex goodbye.
Yes, right.
But you see, it's just...
we have never even been introduced to sex - So you don't want to do this? - Oh, no
Oh, me. want No, I definitely want to
It's just...
You see, this is actually my first time.
Well, not the first time. It's my first time...
since the first time I
So, technically, this is my second time And I don't want this to be bad
So if I'm not up to on my best performance
Jim, this is not using marijuana I mean, women like men with confidence.
Hey, I'm confident
I'm really, confident - Let's be naked. - Okay.
It seems that just yesterday dad picked me up in my first year in college.
We drink a few beers
and he said, "Now, you are a man."
And today I can say the same thing to my child Unfortunately, your speech humiliated him.
So, try and do what kids say and relax
I think I brought a new meaning for the word "relaxed", dear
That's the dorm in front.
Turning over.
- Can't bring alcohol in the dormitory. - Good.
Thank you, Matt. I'm just here surprise my son Jim.
- Now raise my legs - What?
raise my legs, like this.
Maybe you can help me you know.
What is that? no
there!
Now I remember.
I didn't do this for you Thank you, man.
- Where is my big guy? - Oh, God!
Jim, we're here a little early.
- Daddy, come out! - Father will wait in the car.
Leave, Daddy!
- Gosh! - Is that your father?
- I'm very sorry. - For you to know
son, daddy is not shy.
I'm shy!
This is a normal thing that two people do.
This is human nature. best human nature.
son, everyone does it. Mother and father, not so often anymore.
there is your favorite Oh, God! They have sex!
dear, listen. dad will bring it
- please just leave! - Actually, if you don't mind.
baby, I'll take it to the car.
- Hi, Mama. - What?
Natalie!
I'm Jim's father.
You must be a parent from this young woman.
Sorry I don't know his name, but hopefully my son knows
because I haven't been here long
Natalie, get dressed!
- Beer? - Reject your eyes! Turn around!
Thank you, Jim. Don't believe in the key? Oh, God!
Hey, damn
- Morning, man. - Come on, Ozzy. It's time for the show.
Before you go to Ann Arbor to pick up Heather
I want to show the you passed
See how they are today
Okay, here it is. Moment of truth.
- There is a small heart in his underwear! - Super.
There is a small heart in her underwear! Come on, look, you're a sissy. Look at
What the fuck, friend? Come on!
I'm disappointed in you.
Here it is, at the end of our first year and you fuck a girl.
One.
You're embarrassing everywhere Look at Stifmeister. I made love 23 times this year
and I don't calculate the BJ that I got in the library stack
All right, here's a new idea for you, Stifler, okay?
You are looking for a girl. You two are best friends.
Don't bother counting how many times you have sex you're laughing at the people who count. This is a new idea for you I got you a spoon so you can eat my ass.
I won't even think about political science anymore.
Hey. How are you?
- OK. - Yes?
Don't believe I'm going abroad for the summer. The last thing I need is a class again
- You will have fun - Hello, summer!
- What is the annoying exam? - Yes, it sucks Kev, what's wrong, man? How are you? / Good
use your party hat
- We are on holiday for the next 12 weeks. - Yes, Sir!
Strange.
One who escaped, huh, kid?
Well, it turns out you two...
make a pretty handsome couple on the Internet.
I didn't see it.
This is discussed at parent meetings
Anyway, what I mean is...
this small sexual event doesn't have to contain you discouraged
because you know what?
this happens for the best from us.
Even...
the first time your mother and father...
making love...
I use condoms.
he called it "a shrinking wrapper."
But I can handle it.
Anyway, don't despair. You keep trying...
and good things will happen.
glad you came home, kid.
nice to be at home, Father.
It's better to take a Stifler party tonight after the exam.
- Did you get them? - This is a mysterious man!
Finch, how are you?
This is Japan.
This means "hello." Hello.
- Finch, what happened to Latin? - meet Japanese girls in art museums.
changing majors.
Want to understand the things that made him groan.
- Have you made love in an art museum? - meet
- And the Guggenheim with Francesca. - Guggenheim?
And then my social psychology professor in Baskin, Robbins.
Okay, enough.
But I'll tell you, nothing from women is even compared to
Mrs. Stifler
Mrs. Stifler is a goddess.
What about Stifmeister's high college concoction?
it's like half alcohol you're just trying to get me drunk.
Maria, did I do that?
- My name is Christy. - Christy, right. beautiful name.
Like that is important.
Hey, how are you?
how are you, damn partner!
Johnny C, how are you? happy to see you
It looks like someone entered college 15 years - This will help. - You're a jerk.
miss you too.
all right, everyone Have fun, lady?
friend! How are you?
Beer keg in the back as usual. Enjoy.
Woman, I'm Steve Stifler and I have an 11 inch penis
all around!
Think about this. Sherman!
Okay, Stifler, take your chance Come on, I'm really happy to see you okay
you are so stupid!
Return to Stifler This is like it used to be.
One difference. We are students now.
Some girls here are from the class below us.
maybe I really have a chance.
Hey, I remember you.
Do you know?
You're the man who shot first on the Internet.
Sparks. "Oh, wait, Nadia, don't go", splash...
- Sad. - Loser.
This is exactly what it used to be.
I will miss you.
I'll call you when I arrive, okay?
Go have fun.
see you soon I don't trust two girls, Kevin.
Jim, that's no big deal.
They play with my emotions See? There are other girls.
- How are you? - You don't need to worry Jessica here.
With Vicky.
And Vicky is sexy!
What does that mean?
Look at him.
- Yes, Jim, I saw it. - Hey, Kevin.
I'll be back soon.
- Hey, Vic, how are you? - What?
- I'm fine. - Yes, I'm Good.
That's good.
- nice to hear that. - Yes, you too.
This is about as comfortable as a high colony in Tijuana.
And I will know. Okay.
- I'll take a drink. - He's right.
- Why is this really weird? - Actually, I don't know.
Look, I know that. I know you will be ripe about this.
You know, and we can still be friends, right?
I miss you, Kev.
Friend, right?
Yes, right. I mean, I know you said friend and I just...
I'm sorry. That's just...
an old habit... friends kiss
Are you sure?
Vic, why don't I want to be friends with you?
Listen, we're just going to do this, okay?
Friend.
Mrs. Stifler's room
How did you do the magic you did?
Tantra.
What are you doing here?
- Just relax. - Get out of my house!
Back here, you little bastard!
Back here, motherfucker!
relaxing! It is enough.
Okay, we've been through this last summer, okay?
Finch's eyes are dark and Stifler has 6 stitches.
Because he bit me!
You touch me, I bite.
- You both relax and shake hands. - this shake.
I need to drink.
Why does everyone urinate now?
- the queue is too long. I will not succeed - You will be fine. Quiet.
You're the one who fucked Stifler's mother - Hey, you are a god. - damn, dude.
If I don't hold my cock because I have to urinate, I'll shake your hand
- I'm honored. - Don't go
You have to teach me. How?
How is it?
Look at what I found, Christy.
it was a coincidence.
I've saved this for special events...
for special girls, like you.
- You're really sweet. - That's what they say.
Strange.
Oh, God. I spilled drinks on you - Maybe I should mop it up. - Thank you.
No problem.
- slowly. Come on - Right.
You know, they warned us about this situation in college.
Now, you might be drunk.
Oh, yes.
Are you sure you want to get involved in agreeing to...
Hey, don't count You're a coward - I only played according to the rules - I made the rules.
That's a pretty good rule.
the queue is too long. I will never urinate.
This must happen now. behind me.
button
- How are you? - cool
- How are you? - I'm really good.
What if I give you a little champagne?
go down and get us a beer?
I have a surprise for you. Close your eyes and get ready.
I'm ready.
- Do you want to drink beer? - Yes alright.
Okay, leave.
This is a little weird, and I like that.
That's it. Bathe Stifmeister.
it was great!
That's good.
How do you get it so good and warm?
I can feel bubbles.
Actually, I can't.
Much better.
Wait a minute.
- Let's go. - Thank you, man.
Christy?
Oh, shit!
Okay, now...
what do these high school kids think we are cool...
because they are on a campus party...
or we are strange old people...
who tried to get along with high school kids when we went home?
No. We are definitely not those people
Police!
stop it. The party is over.
Let's go.
Ostreicher, Myers.
Welcome back.
Where is Steve Stifler?
I was urinated.
No, where Stifler is closed.
We can't party anywhere anymore.
And everything...
- getting weird? - Yes, a little.
The first summer returned from college.
Yes, everything will be weird.
- What are you talking about? - Well, times change, people change.
that's all that happened, you are now.
Kev, listen. Go to my old room.
My friends and I know that it depends on us to stay together.
Do you remember my first college season? We rent a lake house in Grand Harbor.
every day out there we make post-prom parties.
good times. We closed it with a big party
Best ever. it's legendary.
My advice is to do that. At the end of summer...
You will see the big picture.
- She's on the phone. It's long distance. - Who?
- Nadia! - What?
New York. Hello. Yes, honey, he is here.
- this. Wait. - Now remember...
Yes, I'm sure to go see the Lion King
Right. and don't take the train underground after midnight.
I know they have done beautiful things with that city, but you know, for me...
- Daddy! - She's right... Wait.
- How about college? - campus is very good.
Yes, that is really very good.
You haven't forgotten me, right?
no, of course not.
- I definitely don't. - Good, because guess what.
I came to see you at the end of the summer.
I hope you're ready for me...
because I didn't forget you, sexy boy.
- Damn. - Jim, you can eat hot dogs tomorrow.
No, Finch, This is not a hot dog.
Nadia called me this morning.
He came here at the end of the summer and he wants to see me - That's a killer. - Yes, that's a good thing.
No, it's not a good thing " " is not a killer "
I will never be able to do it.
Nadia will expect filet mignon (great sex)
Okay, and what I can give her... . is rump roast. (sex is poor)
Come on.
Jim, you already have experience since Nadia.
Ah, yes, you will refer to...
strange flute blower which made me become a prostitute, then kicked me off after prom.
Yes, that's a great experience.
You just have to find the right girl, Jimbo.
- bring everything together. - I have the right woman.
He only sells his cottage and goes to unknown parts.
my romantic life has passed its peak.
Take me to the meadow and shoot me
great start to a great summer Welcome back.
friend, I got it. Pack your bags For what?
We will move to the lake.
We will be great. Everyone on the beach will know us.
There are many opportunities to practice for Nadia.
Hold a big party at the end of the summer to end it all that's a good idea. That way we will be able to welcome Heather back...
and we will be able to prepare Nadia's big arrival
This is it. It's my summer love
Just thinking I'd say goodbye, animals Hey, Mr. Levenstein. How are you doing, sir?
- Everything is packed, I see - We are ready, Father.
Don't worry, okay? I'll be fine
Come on, give your parents a hug.
still real, homies.
you too, sir. Have a nice summer
Alright, let's go.
I calculated it and I think the four of us can't afford this place.
- Not on summer work. - Well, I kind of thought about that.
So, I invite other people.
Oh, yes! Stifmeister back to Grand Harbor!
wrap the hall! see you, Great Falls!
Wipe my ass and lick my cock!
This is Stifler's time, baby!
Stifler, if you want to stay with us, you have to behave All right, you and Finch each way.
Kevin, the smell of Stifler is unavoidable.
Finch, box yourself.
That's right, baby. We are here
Yes, honey, we are here!
- This is a palace. - This is a temple.
Isn't this good?
Are you kidding me?
This won't work friend
pay attention to this. This is it.
Will you tell me what did this bastard do?
Don't touch me when I'm tantra.
"Tantra?" What is tantra?
This is Buddhist discipline you learn to channel your body's energy... your chakra When you can do that, you can have sex for hours, even days.
And is this real?
It has been around for centuries.
With tantra you can make all sex sessions...
feels like a giant orgasm.
Finally, you can maintain feeling by meditating.
- Maybe you can teach me sometime? - Very doubtful.
- Right. - Come on, Jim.
- You can't be that bad. - Oh no?
No.
I think there is only one person who really knows for sure, huh?
Oh, huh? Where is he this summer?
Hey, are you here for the mid session appearance?
Guests go to the amphitheater. You can't be here.
Do you know where I can find Michele Flaherty?
Guests bring food. Food attracts animals. ever...
the bear comes, and then the bear must be destroyed...
which means their head was shot with a gun and killed and killed.
You must know Michele.
One, two, three, four.
That's a lot of flutes Good luck. thanks.
Good. Have fun in the next class.
Jim. my God
Are you really here?
God!
We shouldn't have a visitor...
Because ever, here...
this child has a cake...
Let me guess. A bear is coming.
cool.
It's like you know all our stories.
Is that a question?
I don't know. Maybe.
Do you want to answer it?
I left you 3 messages after the prom.
really?
You don't think I'm weird...
because of my behavior that night?
Strange, no
Surprising, huh.
I became mean when I lusted
That's why I'm here.
Do you remember, what did I do that night?
God
How can I forget?
you suck. You don't know what you did.
But isn't it fun even though are you so terrible?
- I'm sorry. "Terrible?" - I could have been worse.
Sorry.
I can give you some instructions if you want
really?
God. Okay, wait here. I'll meet you in an hour, okay?
- Yes. - Wait.
Cool ideas
What are you doing?
You're fine. This is it. you know you shouldn't be here now.
Everyone should be in the amphitheater. OK, come on.
This is embarrassing for this match. I'm very angry now.
You can tell by my tone of voice I'm angry. I am angry.
here it is. take it home.
Wait a minute. Are you Petey?
Yes, sure.
Petey! Well, that explains everything.
okay. Well, there's always something with kids. Go!
We really like having you. None of my children are caliber with you But we are just so happy...
have someone with a type of talent like you here.
here it is
Look at this. Your best friend I know this isn't yours...
but you will make beautiful music This is fantastic. I'm very pleased.
You have this and play it
What did he do wandering without supervision?
Who knows?
I'll tell you something. I almost fed up with these Tall Oaks North kids
Children, entertain yourself. Play with Petey.
no, Petey. here it is
okay. Come on, now. little push.
friend, he's just a little nervous.
This is not true.
just blow it, kid. ok
here it is
play! Do something.
Specifically, my ass Come on. Give your little one support.
Come on, Petey. Your work is good, friend Come on, honey. You can do it.
Come on, Petey.
What the fuck
alright!
All right, Petey! Come on, now! Come on!
Rock and roll!
Thank you!
Thank you, Tall Oaks. You are beautiful.
My name is Petey!
Thank you!
And I have a giant pubic!
Not now! Come back later. Go!
Back here!
- I want to talk to you! - You are really sweet.
He is special She's my whore Michele has confirmed that.
- I'm terrible. - What?
I have to practice
Don't worry about that. I mean, that's why we have a home, Jimbo.
We pour beer on the deck and the girls come from the beach.
This is like a hummingbird feeder.
- do you think so? - I know that.
Guaranteed to be sexy
friend, good place.
good view, but...
Sherminator sensors detect there is no form of life for women around them.
High possibility of penis festival taking place.
Girls will come. I made several calls.
the Sherminator has a purpose, Kev.
Since when did you start listening to the Sherminator?
Because he made me realize there is a penis that is abundant here.
I mean, look around.
Okay, now it's your turn Come on. Nobody tells.
Hey, what's wrong? What are you talking about?
You know, we just exchanged stories about college...
who is fond of who, who is sleeping with whom...
So, Vicky?
Well, there is one man. How about you?
You know, there are some girls...
three.
Look at you. you're a stud.
Alright, Oz. Now that Kevin has told us, how about you?
Don't you have the slightest appeal for girls at school?
Don't say no. I know you.
Even if I do it
it's nothing else is just a moment.
Very uninteresting.
How about you, Jessica? How many have you slept with this year?
Wow, don't you want to know.
of course I want to know
Come on, Ozzy.
Yes, friend. Your billyard ball.
- Hey, Vic, do you want to play? - Yes, of course. do you want to start?
Where are the women?
Jim, can't you wear your clothes? You scare the girls.
friend, give him a break.
Ozzy, go far away.
- Yes, bro. do you play? - not
No, keep going. Side pattern.
- What are you doing? - fishing
Are you okay?
- Are you okay? - sorry. Is everything okay?
Amazing.
strong attack there
Whoa.
Sherminator detects serious heat at a distance of two meters.
get ready to spread beer.
friend, let me give you valuable advice, okay?
put all things Sherminator
please repeat the previous statement.
Listen, I know your name is Sherman, right?
And it's rhyming with The Terminator...
which is a great movie ten years ago.
But you can't tell me the girl who is happy about it.
exceed the System limit. see you, Jessica.
strange.
Vic, hey, are you leaving?
You know, we have almost no chance to take a walk, catch up.
- What did you do this weekend? - I can gather.
- cool. Let's take a walk - alright
- Bye, Kev. - see you, Jess.
no, it's all wrong.
Thank you. Have a nice day - So what do you mean, "meet"? - You know, like traveling...
lunch, whatever
I said, we are just friends now. And he really understands.
- I'm sure he understands enough - He understands Oh, no, sir. This is all wrong for you. I mean, seriously.
Sure. Well, we're friends.
But it's not like I saw it made a plan with someone else.
I didn't see him with his girlfriend. I think that puts me on the deck.
Vicky has only slept with one person since we broke up
I mean, it's like making me 50% boyfriend of all his life
you're fucking He doesn't sleep with one man. He sleeps with at least three.
What?
When a girl tells you how much she sleeps with a man
multiply by three and that's a real number
don't you learn anything on campus?
- Kevin doesn't sleep with three girls. - Why did he lie to me?
This is not a lie. This is an adjustment. Rule three.
- What rules? - Three.
If a man tells you how much his girlfriend, it's not even close to it.
take the number and divide it by three. Then you get real results.
So, if Kevin said three girls were more like one or none - No? - Rule three.
This is exact science, is consistent like gravity.
Oh, God!
friend, pay attention
Lesbian.
Lesbians live here.
You know, , the magician is afraid of homosexuals...
that it is possible for women to hold hands and not be gay.
Friends can hold hands.
Hey, Finch, I don't want to hear about you and your boyfriend
- Go masturbation there - it's not necessary.
Tantra teaches you to hold orgasm from time to time...
in anticipation of a final moment...
to release it to the world.
I fill up to the brim.
That's disgusting! I will throw up.
Hey, Heather. you are there!
How do you study?
I won't call it learning.
I already went to the Picasso museum...
hang out on the Sagrada Familia...
go with Pierre to Parc Guell
- Who is Pierre? - One of the men in the program.
He has a girlfriend in France, so we have some kind of similarity.
That sounds cool.
Yeah, I heard them on the phone at night.
And, well, that makes me think.
Hey, Oz, I reach behind my shirt and I rub myself.
Oz, come on. This is a sex call. help me here.
OK.
I'm going to my bed.
and I lie down.
And I'm slowly...
reaching down.
Take it. Say how big it is.
Listen, Heather, I feel a little awkward.
If we can't be together, then we have to learn more vocally.
- ok? - OK. Okay.
Okay, here it is. I reach in my pants now.
And I rubbed it for you, Heather.
And it tastes so good
- Yeah, me too. - Oh, yes.
I have...
Call waiting.
Damn. Hello?
wrong dial
Hey. Hello. wrong dial
Okay, listen. my hand on my cock now, okay...
and I tried to have sex with my boyfriend by telephone.
Good for you, friend Sorry about that. where are we?
I think you reached for something.
Oh, yes.
Heather. I rub and it tastes so good
Hey, Oz, I touch myself. What else do you want me to do?
Heather, baby Why don't you tell me my cock is as big as Stifler's
Stifler, step aside!
I became konak just listening to you two
- Continue - We have to try this another time.
Yes, fine. Bye. I love you.
- I love you. - Come on. I'm almost there!
- Nice to talk to you, Steven. - Stifler, man!
depressed.
pay attention.
Lesbian potential leaves the building.
okay. Now is my chance I need confirmation.
Stifler. What are you doing?
Go chase him.
damn you. Stifler, get out.
Damn it! I found a dildo!
big blue rubber penis for everyone!
- People demand rubber penis! - Finch, please
Dildo, dildo, dildo!
- What are you doing? - Looking for lesbian artifacts again
- Where did you get this? - Finch's ass.
Damn it! they are back.
slowing them down!
Come on!
- Come on. - This cool!
Danielle, Amber, hi.
You only need a newspaper, huh?
- Which room? - I don't remember. I'm too excited.
- I'm at the lesbian headquarters. - Is that here?
- Why do you ask so much? - Is that here?
- Maybe. - Is it here or not?
Happy painting, kid
you have to get out of there. They are inside.
Oh, shit!
- Very original, Steven. - Don't call me Steven.
I can use my little leopard bikini I like that one. It's so funny to you
Help me open the button, please
- Have I shown my cute pink shoes? - Does it fit in a pink bikini?
They start naked.
- Funny. - Thank you.
Damn. He lowered his pants
Wait. They can't hear us? We won't cross their radio?
No, This works on CB frequencies.
This girl is really sexy
Two lesbian possibilities with their bra and underwear.
Lesbian?
Are you saying lesbian?
sexy lesbians!
This won't match. Look at you and look at me.
Too big. I'll take you. Blue thread number.
Johnny West is gone.
Maybe you kicked it under the bed.
Okay, let me see.
Wait. Didn't you hold it when we were down?
Maybe.
get out of there now.
Come on!
- It's clear! - Go, go, go!
They are back.
I'm happy to find him. She's my favorite collection
I know.
God! There is a dildo in my drawer
Oh, God!
You can ask me if you want to borrow it.
stop
- What is that? - I do not know. Call 911.
- No 911. - Don't call the police.
- Oh my God, that's the painter's boy - I'm still calling the police.
Okay, no, this isn't true.
- Look. Stifler broke through here. - bastard!
But we just followed him to take him out.
I just want to prove that you guys are really lesbian.
Do you want to mess with them?
Yes, that would be nice.
Let's do it.
Do you like that?
Ozzy, prepare to confirm.
That's big 10-4 on confirmation.
It sounds like your little friends outside want to play too.
You won't need this.
Who wants me to touch Amber?
I want
- Who is that? - Who is this?
This is John... Smith.
I turn off my radio now.
OK. Where should I touch Amber?
ass, baby. Feel the ass!
That's good.
I know. You messed up his butt first
Sorry?
Yes, I like that. That is good.
I have several paintings I have to...
Jim, wait. I can handle it.
- What? - I'm comfortable with my sexuality
And I would love to see the show.
Bravo!
One finger on the cheek.
We want...
firm grip
That's too much. Not.
you don't touch, we don't touch.
- Squeeze his ass, kid. you will like it. - Come on, kid
Oh, damn it.
I touch her ass.
Red Leader, what's your position?
I touch her ass.
mother!
you can go.
That's really not bad.
- I want to go home. - That's too bad.
Don't think about it. I stay here
Danielle feels my breasts
No, dude!
Her breasts are so delicious.
What a beautiful Christmas present you bought for children.
My nipples are so hard.
I think I can fix this.
your turn.
Oh, yes!
no.
him
Kiss
friend, no
- Wait. What? - Do you want more?
We want more. kiss him, tiger.
- You will like it. - Do it for us.
OK
One, two...
three.
- it doesn't even count. - it really counts.
- That's the way you kiss your mother. - Don't say anything!
for real. You did it...
we will do whatever you want.
Anything?
Anything.
- You better like it - Promise.
I won't lie.
That's what I meant
Kev, you can see.
That's all.
Where is your tongue?
good child
- Very good - You're a bad kisser
What? I did not try!
That's not fair!
I didn't try there!
There is no judgment.
Wait a minute. are you trying?
- of course not! - You try!
- I kiss Jim! - Shut up!
- Woman. - Yes?
Like your promise - here it is - Let's do it.
- Honey, come on. The food is ready. - IM not hungry!
- Oh, God. - Not in vain.
- I want more. - certain. I also want more, honey We will play more physically as soon as we get some...
- masturbation - Okay!
masturbation
you did it to him. We like to see
Sorry?
- you did - we did
Don't be a coward.
OK. It is okay.
I know what I have to do.
I have to make this party keep going I sacrificed for the team.
Come on, you ***! We got them!
- I didn't touch that. - Get rid of that thing, Stifler.
Why can't you be a team player?
I did all the sacrifices Now, wait a minute
Stifler wants to get you guys to confide in him?
no, Stifler wants one of us.
What? Nonsense.
correct. And that's terrible.
It's terrible.
You guys, want to play game?
just watch the match, Kev.
I just want to do something together.
We just did something together. Very together.
Stifler Claus is here.
Now, only so that there is no confusion Santa Porn just brought us some heterosexual entertainment.
here it is
Mrs. Stifler came here.
hard work must be doubled.
"hard work must be doubled."
Of course.
Jenny, where did you put my clarinet?
- I think I poked it into your vagina. - Thank you.
bad guy. I'm a bad guy.
Jim, what are you doing here?
I thought you said...
You can't stand outside here.
hear, I need your help Nadia is back and I'm not...
I don't want to be awkward...
clumsy man, nervous with him.
I don't want to look like silly.
I know that feeling.
Spend your life playing in the band...
does not give a cool picture at all - I think you're pretty cool. - Seriously?
Michele, why did you leave me after the prom?
I didn't throw you away. I just...
Our date is over.
I mean, do you want
funky goodbye, weird, the next morning?
It's not like I want you to pretend to be in love with me Why am I pretending?
Men do that.
Yes, well, I'm not like other men.
I know.
Okay, I'll help you
really?
Yes, I feel bad saying that you suck
even though you are that kind.
Let's start.
- Now, I'm a sexy girl - Right.
- Okay, what do you want to do? - I want to feel your breasts
No, you rock You can't get it right away You have to heat the oven before you put the turkey.
Kiss me, here.
Good. Okay, now...
collarbone... kiss
Good, Jim.
You make me wet.
God. really?
No, I'm just saying that so you can practice.
Of course.
what direction is the problem, like clockwise, counterclockwise?
Okay, Jim, this is what I mean
Your main problem is you're so tense.
Do I look tense about my sex? no
the main thing that I can give you is...
You must feel comfortable in any situation.
Stand up.
- Now, this is a chaotic situation. - What happened to preheating?
- We miss a few chapters. - Oh, okay.
This is good. Clear.
- Gilligan Island, Mr. Howell. - What?
You have to control yourself and think of something that is not sexual.
I haven't even touched you yet, and you're already tense first I'm sorry. Yes, not sexual.
Right, okay.
- Chair. - Good.
Mastodon.
clean my bathroom
taiket beetle
OK. Now, don't panic.
I will do something to push your boundary
Oh, it's cold! What are you doing?
I just poked the trumpet into your ass Isn't the instrument fun?
Okay, I think you've just passed my seat
call me in 2 weeks. then I'll go home We can finish the lesson.
the main thing... a little tongue.
- What is that? A guest book? - Yes, and see this list.
"The best thing is a party in place of Tom Myers. - That's it. - A night that won't be quickly forgotten. August 93. That's your brother. Look.
Yes, the hut right below Guys, it must be like this our party
- Something we will always remember. - Yes, sure. Of course.
- You entered fish - Finch, we play gin . Gin. What's the matter?
Jim dear
Chicago is beautiful, but it would be better if you were here.
I count days. Love, Nadia. ''
I hope you are here, Nadia.
"Apply a few drops to achieve the desired lubrication"
okay
What the fuck
Damn.
God!
I have lost
Oh, damn it!
Damn it!
- Is everything okay? - I'm fine I'm fine Everything's fine
Shut your mouth or I'll break this door and hit your ass!
No, don't come here. I'm okay I just fell out of bed.
- are you sure? - Okay, good night - Night. - see you in the morning.
Oh, damn it!
- Poison control. - Hello?
Yes, I'm kind of...
gluing myself...
to myself.
No!
Don't send an ambulance.
Look, is there something, you know, around the house?
Thinner.
Don't move! Stay where you are!
place your hand where we can see it!
Second hand! lift one more hand, damn it!
I can't! I'm stuck!
I'm stuck!
Sorry.
Calm your hand
I handle it from here, okay?
Don't worry, Jimbo. You will be fine, friend.
Jim, this happened for the best of us.
Left foot first. slowly do it. Good
- watch your head - fine. please sit down
Excuse me, sir. Are you a family member?
Fuck, no! This is too good to miss!
Okay, sir, you have to wait here. ok?
This summer turned out to be great
- How are you, son? - I've been better.
son, it doesn't look too bad, Jim.
good job, doctor.
Swelling should subside in about 8 or 9 days.
8 or 9...
beach party in a week. Nadia is coming.
Doctor, my child There is a party in seven days...
and there is a young woman who came...
what he has been waiting for...
he's waiting to be with him
I told your child to keep wearing his pants at the party.
Oh, yes. Believe me, I will do that. Needless to say.
but if it's the pants...
decide to leave during the party
can he fully use...
his penis?
OK.
This will speed it up in a few days
Oh, good.
Thank you, Doctor.
Jim...
that's good news.
This is a good news day, kid. this. Use this.
It's rather cold out there.
Well, we arrived You know, Jim...
I think we don't tell your mother about the incident tonight.
I thought about this glue might make it a little nauseous.
I don't know how I can enter in this case.
But thank you for understanding.
Daddy is really cool.
I mean, between this and...
dad knows...
You know, you might Jimbo or Jumbo...
or Jimbodinny with people here, but...
I want you to know there are two people...
who still remembers where James Emanuel Levenstein came from.
We are really proud of you, son.
Thank you, Father.
Don't forget your creamy cream
That's all.
Right there. It is a time of pure tantra.
fiicus, water... it's all erotic.
One more stimulant, I will have a full release.
Finch, move away from the fiicus.
That fiicus is free of semen
That's it. Morning, Jimbo. How is your penis?
Oh, very colorful. My cock looks like it's been painted with numbers.
You're a man I know about penis requires manual instruction.
Stifler's palace.
Are you here now? No, that's cool.
You know, if you want to get along with these people.
Okay, I'll see you in front.
- Hey, Stifler, what's that... - shut up, damn
She's here.
My daughter has arrived.
- I have to get ready - Here it is
- great. Stifler's mother is here? - This can be a disaster.
No, except for Mrs. Stifler who drove an electric bicycle electric bicycle?
motherfucker. How are you?
- That's Stifler's sister - What are you doing here?
pussy, I'm here for vagina get on the line.
Gentlemen, why are all noisy? Everyone knows this is my special day
- What is that? - What is a dress?
- Are you wearing a dress? - Shitbreak, introduce my sister.
Sister, introduce Shitbreak.
- is that your sister? - Yes.
My daughter isn't coming.
So my entire inventory was wasted...
and I look ridiculous!
Excuse me.
- it doesn't look too good. - not
- Let's find your room - So, where are the girls?
I can't believe it finally with you alone
That takes about six weeks?
So, are you alone too?
- Yap. - Good.
I'm alone.
Guess what's on my mind?
Hey, Marco, can you get rid of your ball from me?
- What happened there? - There is no.
This is just my one room friend I think this is a kind of cause of defeat, huh?
- Yes, I think so. - see you this weekend?
- I can't wait. - me too
see you soon - surprise! - God... Nadia!
are you here? youre here. What are you doing here?
Jim, I'm very tired take a walk.
But you're fast OK. Nice to know you - I'll leave. - Not!
no... Don't go
Don't go
It's just that, I'm not ready...
I mean, the party starts on Saturday.
Can I stay here until then?
Yes.
I'll be back soon. Is that okay?
- OK. - Nadia...
which is in my room. Now. my God
Okay, I have a plan.
OK. What if I go back to you...
and you say...
"Hello, this is Michele, my girlfriend."
And obviously, Nadia won't expect you to make love
And then we break up on the party day.
And you've recovered and returned to the game
- You're bad. - Not!
I'm like Cupid.
And I know how makes a girl jealous.
This must be fun.
I'm sorry I didn't tell you quickly but we just started each other _ interested a few weeks ago.
But I really like it if you stay here.
I think you should stay here and have fun at the party.
Good for you Jim. Of course I will stay.
That's good... That's my nipples!
He likes my nipples.
are you still broken?
no
I'm okay
I might have to really get through with this.
What's the big problem with Nadia?
I mean, okay...
so he is 50,000 times more sexy than most women
but come on, it's only sex.
Oh, no.
You saw that on the Internet.
Does it look like I might have...
little interest in Nadia?
Add another year to that.
OK.
why didn't you take Nadia first to the concert?
This will be a cool date.
We will see how it goes Michele, you're great Thank you.
Anytime.
Come on.
Are you ready to break up?
you're a fool, idiot!
The theater is really cool!
I don't care if you're the best sex friend I've ever had in my life - I hate your guts - Don't say that.
And I don't care if you succeed gives me 10 consecutive orgasms...
because your smell is really bad.
the smell is really bad!
Because we have made lots of love, and
and I haven't taken a shower, and I want to take a shower!
So, you don't become a man which is very sexy again...
because I'm now immune...
for your unrelenting virility and your sexual excitement
And that includes sticking to the in the buttocks! So there!
We have something special.
Vicki. Hey.
I'm very glad you came. You want something to drink or...
Can I help you?
- Kevin. - What?
This is my date You saved everything it's really sweet.
Don't you think I'm silly?
whatever, Jim, that's what I like.
Kevin left. Doesn't look good.
Kevin left?
Just walk down the beach.
Are you okay, Kev?
What do you want to tell us?
Want to taste Finch's ass?
No, I went to say hello to Vicky...
and he was there with his date
You've cared for three girls this year. You are okay.
Rule three, Oz.
I think I lived in the past... want to party with you...
and with Vicky, like high school.
Do you remember that day, after prom?
You know, we made an appointment to the next step.
I don't think I've ever taken it.
my brother said that at the end of from the summer I will see the big picture.
And I see it.
No matter what, times change and everything is different.
The problem is, I don't want it to change
You know, Kevin, I haven't moved yet
I've been obsessed with with women who...
I can't have a real future with it...
Aside from being very strange, is very misleading.
I have to find a new goddess.
This will require patience, but I've been single throughout the summer.
- Are you a bit familiar with that? - Are you crazy?
Look, Kev, it's different not always means bad.
As a fact, I think everything gets better.
Or do I have to drag you back to the party and prove it to you?
I will walk.
You know, you have beautiful eyes.
- Oh, you're sweet. - That's a good boss.
- Oh. thanks. - Thank you.
- Want to make love? - Are you serious?
Come on, honey Give it to Stifmeister
- I think you're better... - You lose.
Wow. You know, you have beautiful eyes.
Come here, you embarrass yourself yourself.
You damaged my spell. And you're not Stifmeister, okay?
it took years to develop the correct Stifmeister style
Come on, man! I just want to see some breasts.
- Hey, Pop Tart. - Dream, midget.
Forgive him. come here. Take this. you are a police observer go out to the entrance. Look at the police, call me, okay?
okay
Gentlemen, This seems to be a party.
forgive me, I'll go find Nadia.
Good luck.
So what is this year like for you?
Do you miss high school?
Well, no.
When you travel like me, you are used to moving.
But I have fond memories.
- Wow, can we go in there? - Lighthouse?
Yes.
Yes, we can.
really romantic.
Jim, come on.
This is beautiful!
Cool!
Jim, I told you my memories from high school
what about your memories?
you
You haven't changed.
Jim, relax.
We just, how do you say it, honking our horn.
Actually, that's quite difficult.
What do you mean?
Well, this time at the camp band...
damn it!
What? Tell me.
Well, once this time in the camp band...
I'm stuck playing trombone
And I can't play anything. So I'm really bad
And everyone thinks I'm Petey...
but I don't know what to think, so I just keep playing and playing...
and I don't know what I did.
That's very funny!
- I have to go. - What? Why?
Please don't get me wrong
but you...
You are everything I used to want.
And as much as possible I really...
regrets what I will do...
there are other people I want to be with him
Do you want a weird band?
Nadia...
I'm a weird band
only I never joined a band.
go get your weird girl
One day I will find mine
Hey. Kevin Myers.
Sorry I was a jerk before.
It's okay. My name is Brett.
- can you give us a minute? - Certain.
Look, you don't have to do this.
Maybe I'm selfish...
in the desire to be your friend
Maybe this won't work I prefer to have you as a friend rather than not having you at all in my life Party starts!
- From the lighthouse along the way... - Hey, handsome.
What are you doing here?
I'll pick you up at the airport in two hours.
I took the flight before, and I thought I'd surprise you
- Yes, you surprised me - A little weird without a telephone?
We will get used to it.
Come on. I want to hear all about it. We will get you a drink Steve, this is a police observer This is bullshit.
Hello?
this sucks.
Who is out there?
This is Stifmeister, baby Is that right?
Life sucks, right?
it's okay. You don't need to say anything.
I'm used to girls who ignore me
Or make fun of me.
"Come on, Sherman. Be a Sherminator."
Like a movie. really smart.
I understand, okay?
Maybe I'm weird.
whatever.
Yes! Yes, you!
okay
I am the Sherminator.
A sophisticated sex robot is sent back through time...
to change the future for one lucky woman.
I'm a lucky woman?
That's right, Nadia.
You have been targeted for Shermination.
Come with me if you want to live.
please!
- fondle me, weird! - agree!
No way!
- Forget it. - Like you have a chance.
toast, friend
Hey, Steve, see what I found.
- Dude, don't touch the clothes. - Let me see.
Brilliant. you found lesbians.
Good luck trying to break through that force field
- Lesbian? - We never said that
- What? - We never said that
I will do anything, anything to sleep with you girls OK? I will reach every man's butt in this room.
I will bro, even. I'll shave some butts if they need them.
Oh, yes. you hear me
It's true. I'll kiss everyone here. men, women, everything
Because I feel comfortable with my sexuality
Oh, yes.
At least drink with Stifmeister
- okay - That's fair.
okay
You really are a Stifmeister.
- Welcome back to the party. - Steve, they are my lesbians - woman, I fell with crazy things - Like what?
One time at this party, I was drinking champagne...
Thank you.
Our next soloist Michele Flaherty.
Petey?
This child killed me - You suck, idiot - I'm not an idiot I'm a very special child.
How is this for the Band Band story?
Come on, Let's encourage Petey!
- Good for them. - It's amazing.
Want to dance?
We will return. Come on dear.
You know, there's only one word for that party
- bitch - loose control.
Will I get sick from getting drunk? Because I want
until later.
- Goodbye. - see you
- Let's go to our page. - We have to write about this party.
This party is crazy! Look at my date! He fainted!
- You drunk him under the table. - He can't handle it
- Best summer, friend? - Of course.
- Sorry everything doesn't work for you - are you kidding me? everything is great
I have all the time in the world.
So, we will do this every summer?
- definitely - Of course
Well, we will try.
- That's a beautiful car - It's pretty
- Mrs. Stifler - Hey, Finchy.
How do you know I'm here?
I called a few weeks ago.
Didn't Steven say that I will stop by sometime?
I thought he forgot
What's your name?
Jeanine.
Okay, well...
I've been thinking, and, you know, I'm 19 years old.
There is a whole world out there. I can't be obsessed with a woman.
- I just can't - I'm glad you studied, Finchy.
Good.
- do you want to hang out? - You better empty your schedule see you later.
where are you going? What about the Dog Year?
Give me three days.
Wait, is that what I think...
- no - Yes!
- I think yes - I think so too.
Who is that?
That's...
That's... Someone who got lost
- search for lakes. - Yes, all turned around.
really stupid. The lake is there.
Amazing. How is Finch so lucky?
What are you worried about? You have a girlfriend now.
Everything entered. Let's go. collect money. Year of the Dog is waiting.
Yes, right
- I already have a boyfriend now. - Yes, you already have
- She's my boyfriend - Alright, Jimbo.
Let's go!
- Where is the fucking one? - Film
- take the bus. - Coffee.
Wait a minute.
Who is that in the car?
Oh, Finchy, I miss you.
Oh, Jeanine. Jeanine.
Call me Mrs. Stifler Oh, Mrs. Stifler!