me, Reuben, made you, Lisa...
me, Reuben, made you, Lisa
to be my legitimate wife. </ p >
I want to. I want to.
Hey, Lois. The rooms look beautiful.
Oh, thanks. And all the candles have been moved...
with lights little you asked for this so now there are no more fire hazards good
Hey, have we sterilized this thing? Reuben!
- The bridesmaids have entered! Ohh! - Oh! </ P>
- God! - Sandy, are you okay? </ P>
Jorg , es. the male companion fell
the dance floor is like a slide. / I think it's I told them not to rub this floor
23% of the guests are over 70 years old
I don't want anyone to break his hip. Okay. do not worry. I'll take care of that
OK. My job is to analyze the risks it's my job to worry
okay, let me take care of because you're getting married. ok
I'm fine.
You got my note that Harry Bard on table 7 is very allergic to seafood?
huh. The chicken will move away from the fish. </ P>
We put the finishing touches on the cake this looks great. Lisa will like it
Give me, bro. </ P>
Hey, aren't you the little child at Crocodile Tears? </ P>
that's true. I'm Sandy Lyle.
Oh my God, I saw that movie in high school.
in the bagpipe that's very funny, sob
we have fun happy when taking the picture . do you want to sign?
Ah, no, thank you Nice to meet you
I thought you were dead, 15 years ago
no, I'm very alive, my friend
I have been acting a lot on the stage. returning my path
Sandy, we have to go, because they are making an E! Hollywood story about me,
so it will answer all your questions.
So they really will make shows about your life?
Yes. there is a camera crew following me the next few weeks.
This will be great. Wow. That's cool. </ P>
Reuben. 2 minute warning. Lisa in a trip here. / Okay, thank you. </ P>
Listen, Ruben. Yes. </ P>
Now, I'm asking you this because you're my best friend in world.
And I'm your companion
Oke. Apa?
Are you sure you want to do this?
Sandy, there's no doubt in my mind.
Okay? I found the perfect woman.
We really fell in love.
My life went exactly as I planned.
Let's get married. Okay. </ P>
Mazel tov! </ P>
please. kiss each other.
smile, everyone! Come on. You love each other. </ P>
Smile, Grandma. </ P>
Have fun. </ P>
Whoa! </ P>
Ohh! </ P>
Hello, everyone. I'm Stan Indursky, boss Ruben. </ P>
Thank you. You are very kind. </ P>
Well, Reub isn't the kind of person bragging about its own success,
so I'll do it for him. </ P>
The fact is , this young man is here...
is the best risk assessment expert...
in terms of this madness we call the insurance business.
Irving, Vivian, you guys have raised extraordinary children
Let's applaud him .
Ruben, Lisa, let me say...
that I will insure your marriage every day of the week.
Mazel, you two . Good things. </ P>
Mazel Tov! </ P>
Oh, and, Lisa, don't force him too bad on your honeymoon. </ P>
I want This kid is fresh when he returns.
- Mazel, Mazel! Good things. - You want to know, actually,
I have been waiting for this day in all my life. </ P>
And about 4 and a half years ago , I met with a real estate agent named Lisa Kramer,
Lisa! Which shows an apartment,
yang kusewa agar dia mau kencan denganku.
I gave him a good price. / Yes, not good enough.
He's a murderer. No, seriously, um...
After about a month of dating, I know he's the one. </ P>
And I can't be happier anymore... </ p >
that today I have dreamed so long,
the woman who is standing next to me... is you.
Oh, gosh!
I lost my shoes! Look at this place!
Oh, this is so beautiful! This is beautiful.
What ?
How do you bruise? / It's okay.
You know, it's kind of painful.
You know, they should have told you if they were will let the Komodo dragons free around the hotel.
Really.
Oh! Bagaimana dengan yang satu ini?
Mari kita lihat. "Baru saja direnovasi gaya kolonial di Montclair, tiga kamar tidur. "
Sayang, ingat? Kita mengambil tur virtual yang ini di internet.
Itu sempurna, tapi agak sedikit mahal.
Oh, benar. Itu benar.
Ini mungkin sudah laku.
Mengapa kau mengatakan itu?
Karena aku membelinya.
kau apa?
aku membelinya!
Uh...
Ruben, aku terkejut. Maksudku, kau tak boleh melakukan hal-hal seperti itu.
kau menyukainya, kan?/ Ya, tapi, Reuby...
Kita punya rumah! Oh, Tuhan, kita punya rumah!
Sayang!
Hi. Hello.
Bagaimana kabarmu?
Eh, baik. Terima kasih.
I see you guys are new on the island. I want to come to you, show my boat.
That's my boat on the sandbar.
- This is very, uh, big. - Yes, the size is pretty good.
So, tell me, are you interested in diving?
What do you mean?
I'm like an unofficial dive king at St Barts,
so if you want to dive, I take you by boat,
I show you a coral reef,
and we will hold a kind of... diving party.
Sounds good, but we don't have certified, so we will skip it.
not a problem. I'll take care of resort-certified a few hours.
- Oh, I always want to try it. - Yes?
Alright. My name is Claude. what's your name? </ P>
namaku Ruben.
This is my wife, Lisa. "" Leuban, " I'm here all afternoon.
Alright, goodbye, Leuban, Lisa. see you later.
see you later.
Hi. Hello. how are you? </ P>
Leuban! Lisa! </ P>
Hey. Hi! </ P>
Hello. </ P>
Isn't this interesting? Indeed. This is fun. </ P>
Do you know? I think I'll skip scuba diving.
Reuben, no. You've called 8 hotels. They all say this guy is the best.
I know, but you know how I am by boat, and I feel a little nauseous.
Oh, no. Your stomach is acting funny?
It's okay now, but I think this might be... You know how this is, so why not just go?
We're honeymooning. I won't go without you.
No! You've been wanting to try this for a long time. I want you to leave, okay?
No. This will be fun. I'll pick up you're 4 o'clock, ok?
I love you. / I love you too.
Okay? Okay. </ P>
You don't want to dive, Leuban? / No, Claude. </ P>
I'll go run some assignments in the city. </ P>
But you go. have fun. can I talk to you for a while?
Of course.
Hey, listen, this woman is more meaningful for me than anything in the world ,
be careful, diving can be very dangerous if proper precautions are not taken.
Leuban, look at me.
I promise will keep Lisa as if she is my own blood.
Thank you. / Okay?
Okay. Okay. see you!
Okay. See you!
Alright? Are you ready? Yes, yes. </ P>
So, is there a small boat coming to pick up... / Alley-oop. </ P>
Oh! </ P >
Ha ha!
Goodbye, Leuban ./ dagh... trade, baby!
I love you!
Lisa! Claude! </ P>
friend? Hello! </ P>
Lisa? </ P>
Tok, tock! </ P>
Oh, God. </ P>
Oh, God! </ P>
Damn, Leuban! This isn't what it looks like. </ P>
- You live on the island with Claude? - I'm a little confused now, Ruben. </ P>
I think I'm need a little time to think of everything
What did you do to him? Did you anesthetize it with oxygen tanks or something? </ P>
Aku tidak melakukan apa pun, Leuban./ Namaku bukan "Leuban"! "Reuben"!
Listen, we only dive, talk about life, drink white wine.
We can't hold it back it's like love at first sight.
He was like lighting a fire in my pants. </ P>
What he meant, Ruben, is that we didn't plan it. </ P>
Ruben, that just happened. </ P>
It's like the story of a hippo.
I don't know that story.
Hippopotamus, it's not born to be cool, I'm a hippo. No way, Jos . </ P>
So he tried painting lines on him like zebras, but he cheated anyone. </ P>
And then he tried putting dots on his skin to be like a leopard,
but everyone knows he is a hippo.
So one day, he saw himself himself in the mirror, and said,
"Hey, I'm a hippo, and there's no I can do about it."
And as soon as he accepts that, he lives a happy life.
Happy as a hippo.
Do you understand?
- I'll kill you! - Reuben! No, Ruben! </ P>
Leuban, this is not the way! </ P>
You will be fine, Ruben. No, I won't be fine.
I won't be fine at all.
And don't come back to me when you change your mind!
Because this ship has sailed. <
Hey, Tina. Hey, Mitch.
Hey, Reub.
Cheryl.
Indursky and Sons, there's something I can help ?
What?
How does everyone know about this?
Your mother called Mr. Indursky and told him what had happened.
I'm very sorry, Ruben. / Thank you, Gladys.
here. Oh. Okay. </ P>
Thank you. Okay. </ P>
I know, I know. Okay. </ P>
Fuck. Hey, here it is! </ P>
A great guy is back. </ P>
Reub, come here. I want to talk to you about something. </ P>
Alright. Can I excuse me for a moment, Stan? I just want to go to the toilet
I'll join you. </ P>
I've heard about your honeymoon
it's terrible.
I already know that the girl is a prostitute since I met her.
You know, it's a bit complicated.
Hey, don't make excuses. He's a cheap slut, and it will always be like that.
just forget about it. By the way,
have you ever heard of a man named Leland V & ap; an Lew? </ P>
Leland V'an Lew. Ya, ya.
Australian man, right? on the cover of Forbes last year?
Exactly.
Yes, he started one of the high-tech companies, scrotum modem,
God only knows what they are doing
God. They want to take a public company,
and if they want to be C.E.O. From a company public procurement, guess what he needs. </ P>
Life insurance. / Bingo is his name. </ P>
Alright, you want me to check on him? / Yes. </ P>
There is only one obstacle
the Van Lew has a reputation as a cowboy. </ P>
Apparently, he's one of the > extreme sports enthusiasts.
So it's a long chance,
but if you can take care of this,
There might be a lot of advantages for us ,
maybe an extra bonus for you help you with home payments.
Alright. let's make sure he checked first and... / do you understand?
This is why you are the only that I trust with this job.
I had time to worry you would be ruined and come back with your whore's wife
Are you sure you don't need more time to rest?
I'm fine ./ Really sure? </ P>
Yes, no, I'm fine. Yes? Okay? </ P>
Okay, good. </ P>
Excuse me. </ P>
This is private property. Oh, yeah. No, I know. </ P>
I just bought this house. I moved next month. </ P>
Oh sure. Mr. Phifer, right? / Feffer. </ P>
Yes, but just call me Ruben. </ P>
- baiklah.Selamat datang di lingkungan. - Terima kasih.
Sorry about your wife, Ruben.
First of all, I just thanked for everything,
and this has become the day amazing
It's really nice to see all these people, friends and family and...
To be honest, I have waited for this day throughout my life
I'm sorry, Ruben. / Oh. Thank you. </ P>
Thank you, Sandy. / Whatever you need, I'm here for you, brother. </ P>
Thank you. / We recorded. </ P >
speed of sound.
What is this? / Do you remember Dustin and V & apos; ic.
- They made E! Hollywood real story to me. - Right.
Sorry about your wife.
Sandy, do you want us here? Put it on the table.
Are you sure? / Yes.
Is this good? Thank you.
Look, you can forget it. I'm not going to a party.
What do you think will happen? Lisa who is going to dance at that door, says she made a mistake? </ P>
No, of course not. I just...
I tried to digest what he had done. </ P>
I mean, what can I say? You're my best friend. </ P >
oh! Wait. Let me see something here. You're my partner. </ P>
You're my wife. It's nice to say that! </ P>
Ah, and, uh...
You're my wife. It's nice to say that!
- What? - Look at his expression. He was scared. </ P>
- He smiled. - I'm an acting student, Ruben. </ P>
He pretended. </ P>
The woman is scared.
He wants to explore, which exactly what you will do.
You have been given the gift of freedom. Don't turn to that.
I I don't want freedom, Sandy! I want to get married!
I bought a house! I have to move from this apartment in 6 weeks! </ P>
Look at him. </ P>
He doesn't think about, a deep commitment relationship... </ p >
with complex individuals like yourself
really? / No! He daydreamed about shallow sex with naked French people! </ P>
"Oh, I hug. Oh, I love you so much." Liar! </ P>
So, the party who is this?
This is the opening of the Dutch art gallery , named Jost.
The art is lousy, but he used to sell a good pot to me. p>
God, I'm very passionate.
Listen, just don't leave me alone, okay?
I've been away for a long time to the party alone.
Calm down. I'm your companion. </ P>
I'll be by your side all the time. </ P>
So what are we doing? What are we, drinking...
or dancing around...
Sandy?
- the wine again? - Sure.
- Thank you. - This party is very boring,
and there are no cool men here. / I'm not aware of that.
I appreciate art.
I'm not looking for a cool guy.
Oh, so you haven't lusted at the guy since you dumped your last boyfriend?
He's not my boyfriend. We are dating for 3 days. That's two months! </ P>
Really? / Yes. </ P>
kuharap dia tak harus membeli itu sekarang.
Oh, God! I think I know that person.
Ruben?
You're Ruben Feffer, right?
yeah. Polly... Prince
We go to middle school or high school or whatever it is together. </ P>
You sit next to me... / Yes! Polly Prince! </ P>
Yes! No, it remembers now. You went before high school. </ P>
Yes, after seventh grade. My mother and I, we moved to Michigan. </ P>
Dan now you live here in New York? Yes, moved here a few months ago.
So, you know...
Your friend? / Yes , that's Roxanne.
He did that with, bread, wine bottles, and...
Anyway, how are you doing? You must be married with children...
and everything.
No, I'm single. Yes, I don't take risks.
Can I talk to you for a while?
Yes. Sandy, this is Polly Prince. Remember? From sMA? / Hey, how are you? </ P>
Wow. Okay. Sandy Lyle. </ P>
The last time I saw you, you played bagpipes in the film. </ P>
Croco Tears./ Yes, that's me. </ P>
Polly , can I talk to you?
Yes. Sorry. Forgive us. </ P>
What happened to you? / Ruben, I have a problem here. We have to go now. </ P>
no, can we stay here in a few minutes? / Sob, no
This is serious. I just got sick.
I don't know what that means. I tried to fart and the shit came out a little.
I was drunk. Now let's go. </ P>
You're the most disgusting person I've ever met in my life. </ P>
kau harus berkeliling dan menuangkan anggur.
Polly? Fokus sebentar, oke?/ Maafkan aku.
Jadi, Aku harus pergi berkeliling.
tapi... Jadi Sandy, kau baik-baik saja? Kau masih berakting?
Ya. Ini akan sangat baik.
sebenarnya aku artis pembuka untuk kebangkitan baru Yesus Kristus Superstar.
Itu bagus!/ Ya.
Yah, senang bertemu dengan kalian./ Ya, kami juga.
Oke. sampai jumpa. Baiklah. daghh, Polly.
- baik-baik ya. - daghh. Anggur lagi?
Polly Prince.
Ini lucu, ya? Melihat dirinya.
Apa kau baik-baik saja?/ baik. Terima kasih.
Dia terlihat cantik.
Biarkan masuk!
aku telah banyak berpikir tadi malam, dan ada sesuatu yang cukup kusenangi.
Ada apa?/ Bagus.
Leave it in! / I think maybe I'm ready to continue my life.
You know, returning my life on the track.
So, I'll invite Polly Prince on a date.
Oh, that's a mistake! He's not right for you, sob
Dance rain!
Hey, you want to play two to two?
Actually, we're talking, so... / hey your bastards carry your abilities?
What is that?
I just messed with you, Sasquatch. Let's play. </ P>
take care of the ball! outside!
Rain dance! / Sandy, come on.
Sandy! Sandy! Sandy! </ P>
Sandy! </ P>
Sandy! / White chocolate! </ P>
Raindrops! </ P>
ancient style! </ P>
"I." "I." </ P>
istirahat. Aku terbakar. Paru-paruku terbakar.
istirahat./ Jadi mengapa menurutmu Polly sangat salah untukku?
kau bahkan belum kenal gadis ini, Ruben.
kau belum pernah melihatnya sejak kelas tujuh.
bagaimana dia bisa berbeda? Maksudku, dia seorang delegasi senior di U.N. Model
Dia ada di klub catur. Dia seorang "atlit matematika"
Statistik buku tahunannya sungguh mengesankan./ Apa kau lihat tato di punggungnya?
Ya. Jadi apa?
atlit matematika tidak memakai seni tubuh seperti itu. cukup bicaranya. Bola!
aku sungguh merasa seperti Aku bertemu Polly karena suatu alasan.
Sungguh. Maksudku, aku minta maaf jika kau tidak setuju, Sandy,
tapi aku kebetulan percaya hal kecil yang disebut takdir.
Kalian siap?
Do you know? can you use your shirt back?
Are you ready to play?
good shot
Can I have the ball for a while?
Hey, can we exchange? </ P>
it's better not to. I just found out how to cover this person, okay?
Come on, let's play.
Ohh!
Yes, can I get a number < br /> Polly Prince, please?
Prince with "P."
Okay, good. And can the address be too? </ P>
Hello? </ P>
Oh, shit! </ P>
Hi. This is Ruben. No! </ P>
I can't call now. / No! </ P>
But please leave a message after the beep. </ P>
If you call for...
Polly?
Gladys, I'll call back later.
Ruben? Hey!
Hi. This is very funny. I don't know you live here. </ P>
Yes, indeed. Hey, do you live around here too? </ P>
Yes. No, I don't live here. </ P>
Hey. Did you call me last night? </ P>
I don't think so. </ P>
Are you sure? Because my phone was hung,
so I called * 69, and I swear your answering machine answers.
Really? You know, I've heard that from a number of people. </ P>
So maybe, I don't know, phone lines cross or whatever
Oh, you shop? / Oh. Yes. </ P>
Gosh. I spent 200 dollars for this loofah.
And this should be like made specifically in Sweden or whatever
Wow. So, yes.
Do you want to go to dinner sometime?
Oke. Kau tahu, aku tidak yakin.
Okay. Really? </ P>
I mean, not that I don't want to... I want to. </ P>
It's definitely great to remember the past and all that. I just...
I have to check my schedule. / Okay, what if I give my card
here it is. Okay. </ P>
And behind me write the phone number my home and my phone, so...
There is also a fax number. Exactly. </ P>
And, there is a pager number too.
Correctly, senior risk assessment analyst .
Analyst.
Yes. Right. </ P>
Alright. </ P>
- see you again. - see you
Oh. </ P>
see you soon see you again.
Leland V office This is Deborah.
Hei, Deborah. Ini Ruben Feffer dari Indursky and Sons mau menelpon Tn V'an Lew.
Ah, right. People are insurance. I worry Leland is in the hospital. </ P>
He was bitten while swimming with the big white guy last week. / Sorry? </ P>
Swimming with who? big white shark But don't worry.
It's just meat cuts.
Gladys! He has to go to Los Angeles next week. </ P>
Should I arrange something for later? / Okay, Deborah, Can you wait a minute, please? </ P>
Don't worry. /> Reuben Feffer. </ P>
Hi, Ruben. This is Polly Prince. </ P>
Oh, hey, Polly! how are you? / Good.
I just called to say that, I'm empty tomorrow night if you want to be together.
Yes, I'll happy together. That must be great
Should I choose a restaurant or...
Oh, no. You know maybe I should check my schedule, if I can do it. </ P>
Okay. I'm... Are you saying you're empty?
Yes, no, I'm really not sure. But okay, I'll talk later.
dagh. / Hello. Okay. Hello, Polly? </ P>
One, two, three, and...
Uh, Sandy? </ P>
Sandy! </ P >
What?
I became Jesus. That's my song.
I know it's your song, but I feel something, and I decided to sing that.
But you become Judas.
Judas. OK, listen. this is the deal. I'm the star of the show, okay?
So if I decide to play solo, help me and give me the freedom to rock.
From the start, okay, Wonsuk?
is the acting going well?
Yeah, I think that would be nice.
I mean, I hope they don't play me with a group of amateurs.
Isn't that what the theater community meant? whatever, Ruben.
So I'm going to date Polly.
Alright! Where do you want him to be? </ P>
I don't know. maybe a restaurant in the East. </ P>
He left his address on my answering machine
How can you let Polly choose a restaurant? </ P>
Well, I don't have a choice. He called me 7 times...
to confirm and then cancel and then confirm again.
Why? What is wrong with letting him choose a place? </ P>
You have a syndrome irritable bowel, bro. </ P>
If he chooses an ethnic restaurant, You will go to the bathroom every 5 seconds.
Oh, God. You're right. </ P>
Thank you. </ P>
You know, I doubt this will come this far, but if it turns out it's easier than I thought,
there's something you need to know.
I'm not a virgin, Sandy.
not technically, but time has changed since you were the last single
Now, listen, when I flirt with a girl for the first time,
I want to give her a little slap.
What? / Nothing violence.
You just press it slowly right on the buttocks and say,
"Hey, I'm your father. I'm your father."
Listen to me. </ P>
What are you doing? I suck fat. </ P>
Itu bagian yang enaknya. Biar kulihat itu. Dengar, jangan malu-malu.
Ini hanya pukulan kecil. seperti mengatakan, "Boop, aku ayahmu."/ Aku tak akan memukulnya.
bawa mereka kembali ke masa kanak-kanak. Percayalah, mereka takluk di tanganmu setelah itu.
harus kuberitahu kau, aku sangat bersemangat tentang hal ini. Sungguh.
aku merasa seperti ini bisa jadi salah satu dari ...
mendefinisikan momen dalam hidupku atau apalah, kau tahu?
Ya, sebenarnya aku berpikir itu tidak akan berhasil,
tapi aku bahgia untukmu, Reub.
berdoa saja pada Tuhan dia tidak memilih resto etnis.
Tempat ini tidak terdengar etnis.
Apa namanya?/ Al Hafez.
sejak kapan kau tinggal di Maroko?
Pada tahun 90an. Aku pindah-pindah ke tempat yang berbeda-beda selama beberapa tahun terakhir.
Oh, huh? Like where? / Oh, God, where? </ P>
Let's see, Austin, Istanbul, Sri Lanka, Portland,
Costa Rica, Buffalo, some other places. </ P>
Are you in the Peace Corps? / No, I just want to move frequently
I get a little crazy if I'm stuck on one place for too long, you know what I mean?
Oh, yeah, right.
No, remember? You are the one who broke... Oh, God!
I can't believe you remember that. / Oh, of course.
You're like a delegate the greatest in the History of National Exams Model. </ P>
I thought I succeeded passed some resolutions. </ P>
Are you okay? Because you sweat pretty hard. </ P>
Yes, no, I'm fine. I always react like this to spicy food.
Okay. / Yes, but I like it.
I can't believe you're not married. I mean, even when we're kids,
I always see you as a man who will get married at a young age, you know?
You're always like an old young man./ that just hasn't happened yet.
But , how about you? Have you ever been married or...
For the whole marriage thing? Oh, God, no. No way. </ P>
No, yes, no. </ P>
I'm not that great overall, on long-term commitment. </ P>
Why? Is the experience of a bad relationship or...
No, my experience from 8 bad relationships. </ P>
Eight? / You sure don't want me to take it < br /> towel or something?
no. I'm fine. but if the right person comes, everything might be different, right?
You might be right.
Sorry.
- Hey, mind if I to the men's room? - Please.
Sure. gosh!
is being used. I'll be here all night, bro
Alright, this is my place. / Great
would you go upstairs and, I'll make it you coffee or tea
Okay, good.
I just have to find my key here. Oh, my goodness
They're there, I heard them
Oh, yeah. Okay. </ P>
Oh, wow. This is good. It's very convenient. </ P>
Thank you. / Have you just moved or...
No, I've been here about four months.
Rat at home! / Oh, no
This is Rodolfo. He is a weasel.
I got it in Sicily at the flea market last year.
He's old. He can't see anymore.
Funny. Hey, do you mind if I use your bathroom? </ P>
of course, yes. actually, it's not a bathroom.
- My bathroom is here. - Oh. Okay. </ P>
Yes, because I only, drink a lot, lots of water. I'm just for a while
Okay, take your time.
I don't believe this.
Go away. Go. </ P>
leave! </ P>
Oh, God. </ P>
Ohh! </ P>
Oh, no. </ P>
Oh , God, please, please. If you make this water go down,
I will kneel at your feet, and will serve you all the time. </ P>
will I adopted a Somali kid, or I will work in Calcutta, or I will...
Please, make the water...
No!
Oh, God!
That was fun. / Yes.
If I know your grandmother who embroidered the towel,
I will never... / Oh, really, you know, it's okay. </ P>
Okay,
Good night, Polly. Good evening, Reuben.
Good night. Oh, okay.
Alright, okay ./ Oh. Alright. That's good. Okay,
bro, why are you pooping in his apartment? </ P>
He asked me to go upstairs. I mean, what should I do? </ P >
Tell him you're tired and get out of there right away.
I've called him to apologize.
What is that? / I called him to apologize. </ P>
Tapi itu tidak terlalu penting Karena aku ragu dia mau menemuiku lagi.
Kau tahu? Aku harus meneleponmu kembali./ keren.
Tn Van Lew?
Feffer? / Ya. Hi. Reuben Feffer.
Aku mengenalimu dari sampul Forbes.
Kau kecepetan, sob. kalau begitu. Masuklah
Apakah ini lift servis?
Ya. kurasa kita tak akan punya masalah dengan bisnis asuransi.
Tentu, aku mengambil peluang, tapi kau tak bisa membangun bisnis yang sukses tanpa risiko sesekali.
tentu saja. yang sedang kucoba untuk kutentukan adalah jenis risiko yang sesungguhnya kau ambil.
aku hanya mengambil yang dihitung. Percayalah, aku belum berencana untuk berputar selama ini
aku tahu kami akan senang memberikan kebijakan jika kita bisa membuatnya berhasil.
Kita akan membuatnya berhasil, sob./ bagus.
So, what do we do on the roof?
I will only do a little BASE jump
. set the walkie on channel 13, okay?
I don't know what you mean. / BASE leap. Free fall from inanimate objects.
I always carry a parachute, where do I know find a good launch point. Oh, no.
Okay, listen, don't do anything, ok?
Reuben Feffer./ Hey , Ruben, this is Polly Prince. </ P>
Hey, Polly! How are you? I'll let you know when I'm done, ok?
No! That is not true. Polly, can I contact you come back later? </ P>
Okay. I just want to tell you I got your message, and you know?
Let's start again and forget about all those loofah things.
Oh! God! / I don't like that loofah.
Oh! astaga!/ aku tidak suka loofah itu.
Relax. Leland is meeting insurance people now. </ P>
damn it! </ P>
Oh, shit! / I'll call you in a few days. dagh!
Leland to Feffer, Leland to Feffer. You're there, friend?
Yes, Feffer to Leland, hello?
Come on go down and help me.
I think maybe my crack bone is cracked.
Oh look at that. You bought me a new loofah.
Yeah, that's from Finland, and the seller said it has a very ergonomic design, so...
Oh, Ruben, that's really... thank you... really sweet.
Oh, God! I can't believe this!
What are you doing here?
We're having dinner. I want your father to try new dishes. </ P>
Sungguh? Ini baru jam 3. tak apa kan makan malam cepat2?
Who is this young woman?
This is Polly Prince. Polly, this is my parents. / No! </ P>
Irving and V & apos; ivian Feffer ./ Polly, nice to meet you
how are you? / Mother don't believe you eat Indian cuisine. You hate spicy food.
No ma'am.
Well, I'll ask...
I'll ask this Native American guy to give us a bigger table.
Mom, they're Indian. mom can call them Indians. </ P>
the big desk, please. Four people. </ P>
thank you very much. </ P>
Okay. </ P>
Now, how do you know each other ? / I said. </ P>
Mother, we are a high school We are both delegates in the UN Model
You still work in the government , Honey? </ P>
no. I'm a waiter.
He also wrote children's books.
is very good. Reu, you will be surprised who did I meet yesterday. </ P>
Who is that? / Mrs. Lisa. </ P>
That's good. Hey, Daddy, I've tried this... What's this name? </ P>
- Sag. - Sag. Have you tried this?
Apparently, Lisa was successful there at St Barts,
- Selling a villa, happy. - That's good for her.
Now, who is Lisa?
- Doesn't matter. - Lisa stri Reuben
He left her for another man on their honeymoon.
Are we ready to pay? I think I'll take the bill.
What?
You know, your father seems right- right.
Yes. man who talks a little.
listen, I just want you to know I'll tell you about Lisa.
I'm just,... feeling embarrassed, and...
I guess because I haven't seen you for a long time and... / Oh, it's okay.
I understand. No, I'm an idiot.
I should have just told the truth from the beginning.
Reuben, I'm really... not angry. But when did that happen? </ P>
Two weeks ago. </ P>
Two weeks ago? </ P>
Oh, God! Are you all right okay?
Well, that's a pretty big surprise.
I caught him, Lisa,
with, a scuba instructor on the first day our honeymoon.
They're still wearing their fins. Anyway...
Oh.
I mean... Ohh! </ p >
Hey, Ruben! Uh, this is Polly... Prince.
I don't know if you have other plans tonight,
but if not, you have to stop by, 37 Gansevort Road...
around 9 if you can be on time.
You know , that's no big deal, but that would be nice.
So, you know, think about it.
Okay, so, I'll see you later... or not. I mean whatever. </ P>
And, if you come, you have to wear comfortable shoes. </ P>
That's if you come. But you don't need to be forced.
I mean, I might even not be there.
I'm very glad you came. Yes. I'm wearing shoes that are as comfortable as you say. </ P>
So what do we do? </ P>
Oh, shit. </ P>
This place is very secretive. This is the best salsa club in New York. </ P>
Yeah, you know, I'm not good at dancing. I don't know...
come on. You know? This is easier than it looks. </ P>
Oh, okay. here it is. just feel at your feet.
Alright. Okay. Ow! </ P>
sorry. It is okay. just step on my feet just a little.
works
looks pretty, Pollyanna.
Hey, Javi.
stop it This is my friend Ruben.
This is Javi.
Do you mind if I dance with a beautiful woman?
- I don't think so. Yes. - All right, thank you. </ P>
I thought maybe I just went away. / Really? </ P>
Yes. </ P>
Did you experience bad time? / no!
I just don't like this dirty dance.
What do you mean, dirty dance? </ p >
I saw the film. I know that you and the Spaniard did.
Tunggu sebentar. Pertama-tama, dia orang Kuba,
dan itu bukan tarian kotor, itu hanya salsa.
Oke, hanya saja aku sebenarnya, sejujurnya bukan tipe pria...
yang pernah masuk ke semacam klub atau...
Oke, Ruben, kau tahu, maka katakan padaku, pria macam apa kau?
Pria macam apa aku ini? Apa maksudmu?
Nah, sampai sekarang, kau belum jujur, jadi katakan saja sebenarnya, oke?
Katakan siapa dirimu
Aku benci makanan pedas./ Aku tahu itu!
Ya, aku tidak suka sama sekali. aku memiliki I.B.S. ringan dan.../ Apa itu?
sindrom iritasi usus
Apa?/ sindrom iritasi usus
Oh, Tuhan./ Itu mengerikan.
apa lagi?/ dengar, masalahnya,
I judge the risk for life, so I know it has a 0.13% chance...
hit by a car on the way home,
or one of 46,000 opportunities falls through the tunnel
Really? / So I tried managing risk by avoiding danger...
and having a plan and know what the next step is,
and I don't think you really live your life like that.
No, I did it a little differently. / Yes , that's great
But I will never be a dirty dancer,
and I don't eat by hand,
and I really likes you, but in my opinion this won't work.
I have to go piss. Okay.
Just kidding!
Funny. </ p >
Did you just hit me?
Tidak! Aku tidak...
Apa kau yakin?
Karena rasanya seperti kau baru saja menepukku./ Tidak, kau...
pergelangan tanganku sedikit pegal. kau hanya merasa sedikit...
Aku hanya... Kau dengar itu? Sungguh?
Ya. Kau dengar itu? Yah, sudah ku keluarkan.
Ya.
Oh, wow. Ini luar biasa.
astaga
Oh, Tuhan.
Oh, tidak! kau belum boleh selesai.
Ayo, Reuben, fokus. kau harus bertahan setidaknya lima menit di sini.
Empat menit, 27, 26, 25.
Dua menit 20, 19, 18, 17.
Ayo. kau dapat melakukannya.
55, 54, 53, 52, 51 ... Oh, Tuhan!
Lima puluh!
Lima puluh?
Ya, 50! Whoo!
Biarkan masuk!
I told you, I thought maybe I would marry this woman.
Really? After one night? </ P> Have you hit him? </ P>
Yes, I tried, but I guess he doesn't like it. </ P>
Yes, some women feel it's offensive.
Iceman!
I'm not sleeping with him out of pity
You're not interested after you find out his wife flirting with men another on their honeymoon.
That's not it. He's a good, decent, tough guy. </ P>
I haven't with anyone like that. </ P>
It still sounds like making love because sorry. Thank you. </ P>
Do you have to use the word "make love" every time? </ P>
I use it right then. </ P>
Have you ever heard men shouting "50" when he has an orgasm? / Yes. </ P>
Pernah kau dengar pria meneriakkan "50" ketika dia mengalami orgasme?/ Ya.
Ya?
Okay, so the pillow is in the cabinet here.
Oh, don't you sleep with this?
no, that's decoration
- For whom? - What do you mean? </ P>
You're the only one who saw them, but you didn't fuck her. </ P>
then you take it from the bed every night , put it in a box, take it out of the box.
I just don't understand the point
I don't know. I mean, Lisa thought they looked good. </ P>
Oh, I see. / Yes. </ P>
Yes. </ P>
I see no problem. They make the bed look good. </ P>
Hey! </ P>
What are you doing? That's goose feathers! / I released you. </ P>
Try it . / No! </ P>
I won't... / Just one stab. Come on. See how you feel. </ P>
Ayo!/ Ini konyol.
This isn't ridiculous.
It's not like stabbing a knife into a pillow suddenly it will make me feel...
Wow. This feels really good. </ P>
Huh? Right? / Yes! </ P>
- what do you think? - You know? You're right. </ P>
Come on. the big one. what's the point this really?
It's no use. They are stupid. </ P>
I mean, did I walk to bed and breakfast? </ P>
Not anymore. You know how many minutes a day...
do I spend putting and storing pillows from the bed? / How much?
4 minutes in the morning, 4 minutes at night That's 8 minutes in my life.
I know. That's 56 minutes a week. It's almost 2 days in a year of my life I spent putting together pillows on a stupid bed! </ P>
Ha! Ha! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait, you hit the mattress.
You know, I really have to go. I'm late.
Oh my God. / What's wrong? You lost your key again?
No, the key isn't there where I left it before.
why not do you use inventor the key that I bought? / Ruben, I'm not...
I think that can help. Need a stupid key finder!
Alright. Anyway, I think I'll come see you. </ P>
Really? I think you hate dirty dancing club.
No, it's just salsa. This will be fun. I'll watch. </ P>
Hey, what's that sound? / Nothing. </ P>
That's the key finder, isn't it? No, it's not the key inventor.
Yes, that's the key inventor! / not. See you later. daghh
Yes, that... / Oh! What? </ P>
Hey, Reuby Tuesday. how are you? </ P>
Yes. alright.
You know, actually, I say not very good, Javier.
I want you to stay away from Polly, okay?
Find another dance partner.
- Why? - Why?
Because he and I are a couple, okay? Yes, we are dating.
And I won't let the king of any salsa...
go along with your mambomu movement and look at Erik Estradamu...
come and try to take him away, because that has happened before and it won't happen again.
- Ruben, I'm gay. - Hey, I don't care what you... What? </ P>
I'm homosexual. My boyfriend Hector, he plays the keyboard in the band
Oh.
Hey, maybe you can give me a salsa lesson?
You hate that. / No.
It's just... It's very graphic for children's books.
You know, like this: "child with bulge on the Arm"
Well, that one has morals.
You know, to teach their children be careful when playing fireworks. </ P>
Right. No, and I think it's brilliant, by the way Seriously. </ P>
I mean, like, you really convey...
pain and fear, and I like small dogs too.
But... And it's not my intention in bad terms. / Right.
what do you think?
So I put all the risks and benefits into the program, OK.
That helped me complete my recommendations.
"Leland Van Lew." BASE leap!
it should be fun. it should be on the gift side.
It's one of the most dangerous activities that humans do.
Really? Have you done it? / Yes.
Did you jump in from the top of the building? / No.
No? / No.
So how are you know how does it feel?
I don't know. / Huh. Interesting. </ P>
Do you want bulgogi again? / Sure. </ P>
Yes? / Yes, thank you. </ P>
I really like this Yes, this is delicious. Really?
Now you look like a player racquetballer pro. how about the clothes, okay?
yes, it's okay. You know, I think maybe we can just sit and talk. </ P>
Aku bukanlah pemain raquetball hebat./ Jangan khawatir.
We're only going to sweat a little. a little giggling.
So I've run the number,
and I have to say... everything looks not too nice from our end.
Bullshit!
Geez!
Leland, I mean, this isn't just a BASE leap.
This is heli-ski,
climbing Mount Merapi, diving with sharks.
The point is, unless you drastically change your lifestyle,
we won't be able to insure you.
Ruben, I met you for a reason.
I was told that you have more imagination...
than anyone else in a large company...
that you analyze men and not just numbers.
I think I'm wrong.
Are you trying to manipulate me? Of course yes.
But I want to keep my company.
I'm telling you something.
I'm going to Nantucket at the end of the month.
You will join and be my guest on the Roo Shooter ship.
What ship? / my sailboat.
I'll take you to sail, give you the chance to really know me
And I'll guarantee it at the weekend, you will know how safe I am
Yes, you know, you bleed very much
Yeah, I think I'm already swallowed my teeth or something.
Oh!
No, I got it.
You're serving.
So I told Leland we couldn't insure him.
He responded by inviting me to Nantucket for the Death Ray cruise challenge.
Really? / Yes.
We have to go do it. I have never been to Nantucket. / Do you want to come?
I want... Is that rude? Is it okay if I invite myself?
No! That must be great. OK good. So you want to commit to something in advance. </ P>
Yes... Oh, God. </ P>
Okay, yes, indeed. I think it will be very fun.
What?
What are you doing? / I will eat nuts.
no, Don't you eat mixed beans in a bar. Everyone knows that. </ P>
What do you mean? </ P>
Okay. Say, uh,
conservatively, I don't know, 17 people eat peanuts on certain nights. </ P>
Okay? If they've been here even in two weeks, we're talking...
238 people dipped their dirty hands into the bowl.
Dirty... Why why are their hands dirty?
On average, only 1 of 6 people wash their hands when going to the bathroom. </ P>
Yes, so when you think you eat a small snack bar,
actually you swallow potentially deadly bacteria <
I mean, people wonder why they are E. Coli poisoning or salmonella or hepatitis,
when they have to do is looking at snack bowls in their local bar.
I'm not in hard action. / No.
This is an absolute hot zone there.
How can you eat that? </ P>
I mean, I made an argument. </ P>
aku suka hidup di tepian.
Oh. Thank you. / Yes. You will never know.
Ruben, I mean, you don't need to do this.
I don't care that you... don't know how to dance
No, I think I'll try one last time. Hey, Javi.
Hey, Reuben. are you ready?
What happened?
What?
What are you doing?
I don't even know where "Yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi" that originated. That's awesome. </ P>
damn it! </ P>
What are you doing here? </ P>
I'm back. </ P>
Who is this? </ P>
Who is this? This is my girlfriend. What? </ P>
- Do you have a boyfriend? - I'm not your girlfriend
I mean, we're just kind of... Hi, I'm Polly. </ P>
Lisa./ Benar.
So, you know, maybe a lot of you want to talk about
So I'll just go ./ No. I don't want you to leave. </ P>
It's okay. please. I want to go. dagh, Lisa. nice to meet you. I'm not...
I don't want you to leave. I will just... you have to talk. </ P>
I just go. </ P>
I don't understand. </ P>
I mean, I think you really happy with Claude.
indeed, for several weeks. But then what he's talking about is just about scuba diving. </ P>
- Really? - I miss you. </ P>
Reuben... / I miss you too, but.... I mean, come on!
What should I do? I've moved. I'm in a relationship.
- What, with Polly? - Yes.
He even calls himself not your girlfriend
Dia... Itu... Tidak. Dia hanya tidak menyukai ungkapan tersebut.
oke. lalu biarkan aku hanya menanyakan hal ini.
Apa kau benar-benar akan menghabiskan sisa hidupmu dengannya?
aku tidak tahu, Lisa.
Karena aku sudah siap melakukan itu denganmu, Ruben.
Aku membuat kesalahan dan aku meremehkanmu,
tapi aku berjanji padamu bahwa aku tak akan pernah menyakitimu lagi.
Aku mencintaimu, Ruben.
Kau tahu, ku pikir, um...
kupikir kau harus tinggal dengan orang tuamu, oke,
Karena aku harus keluar dari sini dalam seminggu.
Apa maksudmu? kemana kau akan pergi?/ kemana aku pergi?
Aku akan ke rumah, ingat? Rumah yang kubeli bagi kita untuk ditinggali
Well, then, let's do it together. Let's move to our house.
No, we can't just go... I can't...
No, I can't...
I don't even know what to say now, okay? So...
Okay. </ P>
If you want to go back together with him, just tell me. </ P>
No, I don't plan to come back with him.
I won't see you if I plan... / it's okay, you know?
You're married. He's back. Alright, Polly...
How's it going with Lazare Herb, DDS? / Hello? </ P>
I haven't even tracked it down. I'm still working on V & an; an Lew.
Wait a minute. I thought you already decided V & apos; an Lew two weeks ago.
We present to Aflac on Wednesday.
Polly, can you wait a minute? just wait a minute, No, I have to go.
We recommend that you don't hunt bonus to me, Reuben. / Hunting bonus?
Stan, the man's career is in danger. I owe it to him to give him an in-depth analysis.
Alright.
I will go to Barbados with my wife for the weekend.
I want V problem & apos; an Lew is completed when I return. okay?
I'm working on, and I'll make it happen.
Good
Polly?
Oh, damn it!
Hey, friend. / Hey, Larry.
Lisa left this for you
Oh. Thank you. </ P>
I met a real estate agent named Lisa Kramer...
that shows an apartment, what I rented for him to date me
I gave him a good price./ Yes, not good enough.
He's a murderer! </ P>
I just can't believe it he's back. </ P>
Can we focus for a while? I'm almost done. </ P>
What next? / Polly's career prospects
Risk. He writes children's books where children can be disabled. </ P>
Yes, listen, I think the shortage of his career is actually positive,
Because he will have more time to spend time with children.
You tilt the number to support Polly, Reuben.
Why do we even do this?
Because I'm confused, Sandy.
I mean, my damn wife appears in front of my door...
wants to go back together, Polly panics.
I just want to make sure I made the right decision.
I don't think I'll succeed in putting these two girls at the Riskmaster will help make your decision
Mmm
Interesting. What did he say?
Polly.
Polly? Yes.
It's impossible . You have to cut your losses and come back with Lisa.
I've checked three times. This program says he's a safer choice. It's up to
By the way, are you healthy? </ P>
I mean, you're a little messy. </ P>
not. Polly makes me eat ethnic food,
so I often throw up a lot lately. </ P>
cool. / Polly Prince
Polly Feffer. </ P>
Polly Prince Feffer. </ P>
Come on. You can't cancel it. I think you're very excited to go.
I know, but... / Polly.
We fell in love with the mud hut Bolivia is funny. / Hello?
Wait. So we've told our designer to use the same color palette here.
Hi. I'm sorry. I'm on the phone. </ P>
can you still...
too, do you know what else? </ P>
It's like I feel weird to go to an end the week when your wife just returned to town.
I don't know why you made this a big problem.
I told you I didn't come back along with him. Okay.
So you come or not? / I'm coming along.
Alright. / Okay?
dagh. / Okay, dag
You're pretty good with that. You're experiencing.
Oh! This is amazing! / Hey, Leland! </ P>
Apa itu awan-awan badai di depan?
no. We will only get light dust, that's all. No need to worry.
Are you sure you're okay?
Oh, no, I'm fine. I don't think I can walk. </ p >
I'll be out soon. Okay.
Oh, God.
So I know we haven't been long ago know each other,
but I really feel like it's time for us to take the next step,
and I want you to consider to move with me.
Why don't we just stay together?
Oh, yeah. We will struggle with each other. </ P>
Hey, Polly! </ P>
Oh, God. Rodolfo is in your bathroom equipment! Do you know that? </ P>
Are you packing him, or are you...
What is this? I mean, why am I on your computer...
on your RiskMaster program and... / Okay, you know,
I can explain this, Polly. Well, no, that's interesting. I've learned a lot about me
I've learned that I don't have a career, I'm scaly, I like ethnic food.
Polly, would you let me explain this ?
Lisa is back, and I, you know, I've tried to think of everything
What did you find out, Ruben? Just about us and our future.
The Future? What are you talking about? </ P>
What future? Ruben, come on! </ P>
This is an affair, you know? Come on. Do you think we will get married? </ P>
Whoa! Maybe...
I want to ask you to move with me first. </ P>
Oh, God. You expect me to move to the suburbs with you?
Ruben, are you crazy? / Why is this crazy?
People do that all the time. They have children, make plans,
they get married , buy a house. You know, though
That's you, Reuben. You did that, right? That's what you did.
I didn't live my life like that. What are your shortcomings that are different from my plan?
I'm not You have a plan. Yes, you have!
You're on a plan not planning. / I'm not planning to plan.!
You're too! I have never met a person who is more afraid of any commitment.
I mean, you are a senior delegate on U.N. Model, Polly. </ P>
What happened to you? </ P>
Come on, damn it! You can do better than that! </ P>
I have lived my life , okay?
I've been in a good relationship and in a bad relationship,
and I've moved a lot, I've been happy and have been sad,
and I've been lonely, and that's what I've done,
which is more than you can say to strange men who think...
he'll get the Ebola virus from a bowl of mixed beans.
there's urine on it! This makes sense!
believe me, it's very far away <
You don't understand with what I grew up with.
I have a mother that scares me everything. </ p >
Okay, big deal, Ruben. My father has a second family.
- What? - Yes, on Long Island.
A wife and children and golden retrievers.
second family?
Whatever. Hey, you know,
I'm happy to see that
Polly... me / Because you know what? </ P>
I'll make this very easy for you, Reuben.
I'm not interested...
to get married and move to the suburbs.
And, obviously, that something that really matters to you
So, this is what I think Your new plan should be.
I think you should come back together with Lisa,
move to your house, and move on with your life.
And, I think you will be really happy together.
Oh, God. </ P>
Whoa! </ P>
You didn't make my job it's easier, Leland. </ P>
Ah, come on, Reub. The weather report says the sky is clear. </ P>
Hey, this is Polly... Prince
Leave me a message, or call back, or not.
You know, whatever. Okay, dagh
Hey, Polly, it's me. Listen,
I want to talk to you, okay?
Because I feel sorry with what happened, and...
just call me back, okay?
Hello? / Hi. This is Lisa. </ P>
So, how's the house? </ P>
House... This is good. </ P>
Yeah, this is big, but , you know, good.
Well, I can't wait to see it. Did you get the prize I quoted for you?
Yes. Thank you. </ P>
I really want to meet you, Reuben. </ P>
I don't know, Lisa. Let me think about that. </ P>
attendees, please sit down
the premiere of Jesus Christ Superstar will begin.
Hey!
Reuby Tuesday! / Hey! Javi! </ P>
how are you ./ What are you doing here? </ P>
What's more? Hector plays the keyboard in the band. </ P>
I never thought you were a musical theater fan.
No, my friend Sandy Lyle is in the show.
Hey, have you talked to Polly?
He's angry, bro. There must be some kind of battle, huh?
Yes. I keep calling him, and he doesn't want to pick up the phone. </ P>
I don't know, I think might stop by tomorrow. </ P>
it's too late, bro. He will leave town in about two hours. </ P>
What? Why? Where did he go? / I don't know. </ P>
He said goodbye. That's all. </ P>
I'm sorry I'm late. </ P>
Oh, tidak. Ya.
Hey, Javi, this is Lisa,
my wife.
Her mother said she was back. You did the right thing, Reub.
Calm down, ma'am. I'm not promising anything. / This is very interesting.
Reuben Feffer.
Ruben, Stan. Change of plan.
Meeting with the V board "an Lew and Aflac moving to 4/4 o'clock? </ P>
I don't know if I can do that. What's wrong with you? come here!
Good night, everyone. Uh, I'm Sandy Lyle,
and I have very special announcements.
Please note that in tonight's performance,
Besides playing as Judas,
I will play as Jesus too. </ P>
Thank you very much and enjoy the show. Sandy, what are you doing?
Wonsuk who plays Jesus.
it's okay. I play a double role.
Give me your crown, okay, Wonsuk? / fuck you, Sandy!
You have passed. nobody even cares about you're in that stupid movie.
- Oh, no. - Oh, shit! Aah! </ P>
Judas bit me! </ P>
What just happened there? I am a professional, Reuben,
and I will not risk my reputation for a group of amateurs.
This is always the same story with you, yeah, friend?
You played this film a hundred years ago
Since then, do you think you're better than anyone else.
Why don't you let go? Continue your life
This not about what happened in the past...
or what you think might happen in the future.
It's about traveling, for god's sake.
There's no point in going through all this nonsense...
if you don't want to enjoy the trip.
And you know, if you don't expect it,
something great might come...
something better than what you even planned.
though, you're so funny playing the bagpipe,
have I ever said that?
I guess I never heard you speaking before, Mr. Feffer.
So, Reuby, will we eat after your work is done?
No, Lisa.
I shouldn't have asked you to come here.
I don't want to go back with you.
What are you talking about? Why? / Why? </ P>
kau mencumbui instruktur scuba diving pada bulan madu kita.
I mean, bitch what kind of cold, heartless kind...
who will do that to someone they love?
I'm definitely an idiot to come back with with you after that.
and by the way, I destroyed all of your little pillows that you gave.
Yes, because of that pillow crap, okay?
it's useless. it's purely decorative
sob, that's amazing.
You're the one who told me, I have to come back with him. Reuben. </ P>
Whatever you do, never hear my advice again. </ P>
Your father really gave a view to me
I'm almost not famous at the time, and I will never be famous again. </ P>
Bagaimana dengan E mu! kisah nyata Hollywood?
E! The channel doesn't even know we made this event. </ P>
What do you mean? </ P>
I hired Dustin and V myself & apos; ic. </ P>
And I'll try and sell it to the network when it's finished.
do you mean you did E! true Hollywood story alone?
Sandy, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
I know. I'm a loser. </ P>
Look, I want you to do something for me, that's very important. </ P>
So, you have to promise me this time you won't
Ruben, I'm your companion
Whatever it is, I won't disappoint you
Are you Ruben proxy? What does that mean?
Now, he's dealing with personal problems, so he asked me to fill it
Now, you have to relax. I'm a professional actor,
and they will never know the difference. / I can't believe this happened.
Shut up, because I'm... trying to get ready. </ P>
I want to throw up. </ P>
I'm very sorry for the delay,
but one our senior analyst, Ruben Feffer,
the spleen broke a while ago, and...
That's not good. / Will he be all right alright? hopefully, Leland.
But anyway, because of the possibility, we have Mr. Feffer's association here, Mr. Sanford Lyle,
that already prepared and will give Reuben's recommendation.
Thank you, Stanley.
I only need a little water.
As you know, < br /> this is a very complex case.
let me see here.
Yes, on the positive side,
Leland's blood pressure is quite solid.
And his weight is decent, </ p >
and he looks very healthy, right?
And he's a sexy guy, right?
And he's sexually active in the community. </ p >
- Polly? - JFK, please
Let's not lie to each other.
On paper, Van Lew is one the most bastard risky who ever lived.
But, people,
we can't summarize human life with a bunch of numbers on a computer screen.
okay, we all must look into our hearts and say,
"Do I think this man will die in a few years or not?"
what is old Leland this will fight a man...
with the last name "Reaper," First name...
with the last name "Reaper," first name "Grim"?
Or will this BASE jumper,
wrestler crocodile,
shark divers, Merapi mountaineers,
bear fighters, snake catchers,
Motocross racers will die?
And the answer is no, friends,
that's why I myself,
Ruben Feffer, Stan... </ p >
and we are all here in Indurby and Friends...
willing to be generous...
and proudly recommend that Leland V & nbsp; an Lew...
receive fifty million dollars in life and health...
and car insurance...
for no less than 20 years.
Hey, what do you think?
Are you a child at the Crocodile Tears?
You are so right that I am
I think so. Impressive presentation. He is insured.
Yes! damn ripper! Congratulations. </ P>
I like you, son! </ P>
Rodolfo, wait! </ P>
I'm very sorry! </ P>
Reuben, it's too late. I have to be on a plane in about 45 minutes.
I don't think you really want leave here.
You don't know what I want.
You left Rodolfo. Does that mean anything to you?
Look, I made a mistake, okay? I should never have put you in the Riskmaster </ p >
The truth is, don't care about what happened on our honeymoon,
you're a lot more risky than Lisa./ Yes.
Benar. Itu sebabnya tidak akan berhasil diantara kita.
Ruben, you are a good, safe man, conventional .
This won't work.
I don't think that's really me.
That's you, Ruben. It's okay.
What should I do to prove it to you?
What are you... Oh, God. </ P>
Hey, look. I eat peanuts.
- What are you doing? - the beans aren't even dirty.
Since we were together, I feel uncomfortable,
awkward, embarrassed...
and physically ill than I've ever experienced in my life.
But I can't get past all that...
I can't throw up 19 times in 48 days...
if I'm not in love with you.
Maybe you right. Maybe it's just cheating.
tapi jika kau naik pesawat itu dan pergi ke Cincinnati...
atau Tanzania atau kemanapun kau pergi,
kita tak akan pernah tahu apakah itu bisa jadi sesuatu yang lebih.
Oh, tidak. Tidak, tidak, tidak.
tidak.
Oh, Reuben./ Tolong jangan makan itu.
Tidak, sungguh.
Oh, Tuhan.
Aku tidak ingin kau pergi, Polly.
Aku tidak akan menikah denganmu, Ruben.
aku tidak ingin menikah.
Aku hanya ingin mengajakmu makan malam...
dalam minggu ini.
Dapatkah aku memilih tempat?
sampai jumpa.
Permisi. Hi. Hello.
aku lihat kalian berdua baru di pulau. aku ingin berjumpa...
Oh, idolaku. Leuban!
Oh, Tuhan. Aku tidak percaya itu kau./ Ini Polly.
Hi, Polly. I'm Claude.
Wow. Hi / how are you? </ P>
Actually, uh,
this hurts me a little. </ P>
Lisa, he broke my heart
- I'm sorry to hear that. - That's life, huh? </ P>
Well, you have to be like a hippopotamus. </ P>
Right. Like hippos. </ P>
So, let me guess. are you here again honeymoon? This is your bride?
Oh, no. We are just friends. </ P>
Oh come on. It's a little more serious than that. </ P>
I just said we weren't married yet. Right. </ P>
- No, definitely not married. But that's possible. - it's possible
we're doing it step by step, see how it will work
Okay, I really don't understand < br /> what are you talking about,
but, coincidence do you want to scuba today?
You know, actually, we want scuba.
- No way, Jose! - Yes, maybe, Jose! </ P>
But we went with that guy. </ P>
Hey, Leland! We're going to be there soon! </ P>
You know , As long as you want scuba, Leuban, I'm happy. </ P>
Oh. Sweet. </ P>
So, see you, my best friend. / Okay. Hey. </ P>
Thank you for everything, Claude. </ P>
It's good to see you again. Goodbye, Polly. </ P>
Goodbye. / < br /> Nice to meet you, Claude.
You too.
So, are you ready? / Let's do it.