- And what do you see? - Yes, G zalo!
my friend saw you with Ramn Camacho.
- that's not true, Ricco. - shut up!
it's time to teach you 2 lessons.
I won't do it if I become you backwards unless you want to put a hat on your buttocks This is my area and these girls are mine yours?
That's very sexy talking about this woman
Hello. Oh, how rich you are, Daddy!
Hello. My name is Ali.
stay at Staines.
You made me use my last tissue I don't have it anymore
The bitch. Do you think champ, bastard?
You don't know that I can kill you with one finger
what are you? talk to hands
because of the face, don't listen
shoot!
sorry
no!
Remember, life is a precious gift the "Jah" (god bob marley) give to us.
less fortunate
You saved us I'm really grateful Oh, God!
That will need us both.
here, let me help you guys
that's great
Yes, please
thank you very much. that's good
2 Pac, no!
up to
Yeah, honey, play the ball
- Ali, are you awake? - for real
Ali-Pally, do you know how late it is? You are still in bed, sleeping.
- Sorry, Nan.
it's better
not good at playing with your pet When Nana is in the room
- You teach your class today. - Evil
get out of bed, choppy chop
- Yo, yo! Aight? - Aight!
respect
So, what happened in the city of Staines, my friend?
friend, we just returned, sucked some gin and juice.
sleep back
- Aight. - for real
Jezzy, are you wearing green?
I know that. you're a defect for lver Heath's posse, right?
- let's stab him. - Wait!
My mother washed my yellow shirt with my brother's blue football socks okay, but you say slag is plump Washing color clothes at a temperature of 60 degrees can be fatal.
can you move? I told you it was at risk of fire.
Hey, yo, what's the problem? 4 brothers relax,
maximal, relaxed, not too heavy.
Boof!
- Move! - We will sit on the bench. Yes.
east group
If it's not a Western group outside of their precious city.
Booyakasha!
Wickety-Wackety-sha! Boo!
East is the best
The west is the best
- East side is the best - West side is the best
- The best western side - East side is the best
shit, I mean the best West
However, you are in our area once you pass bee nursery day
just before the mini roundabout, then you are in the west area
- we don't care - Oh, yeah?
Your mother is so fat
that when he voluntarily cleanse the cages at the zoo,
people walk and say, "Look at that hippo."
That's not fair. That's gland
- Let these kids go crazy - Your mom is crazy
slowly!
stop!
- east group! - they will be killed.
Yo, G, it's a cop Yeah? and?
Oh, friend, you are one of the bad examples.
I feel that. do you shake it?
- I feel that. - I checked it.
- I smell it. - I checked it
- Wicked!
Wicked!
Wicked noW, Wicked noW, Wicked!
# Me got the chick-ahn, me like the chick-ahn!
# I got the chicken-Wicken, a-rockin 'and a-pickin'
# Me got...
# A to the L to the G, Ali G, that's me, that's me
# A to the L to the G, that's G - that's me, that's me
# R to the I to the C to the K to the Y
# That's Ricky C Ricky C to the C to the C
# Ricky C... #
Wait. I will be late for my class. Let's go.
marijuana cocaine destroys our community
So when someone passes it, they deserve respect So, let's respect Darren,
Those who have been clean and lost for eight years.
- Eight and three years quarters. - up to
I don't want to say this but some of the big from you will never see 11.
Booka!
control
see, he is crying. Homo! Homo!
We don't have the language here the language is crazy kids
crazy child!
Better. All stand up! Time to give this weekly badge
First, respect for my main Andy,
who finally got the Cable badge
and the title of the advanced oath badge
- Damn, your pubic hair - respect
Because you have got the fifth badge, you have received the second gap.
Hopefully one day you will get to the Tyrone level If you get better, we should start measuring your pubic hair - I don't have it yet - well, I have a lot
Now, remember Without reality, we are nothing.
So, police aides, remain real
still real!
On the road, your enemy will _ praise the praise of your deeds
So let's start with very basic exercises
- 1, 2, 3 - Ali, can you talk for a while?
- of course - it's about center
I know how much this class means to you
and how children enjoy it
But the government is withdrawing our funding They closed John Nike's Comfort Center.
what are you? How do these children mean to get out of the village now?
- They have to go somewhere else. - Another place?
Do you know what this means for them? And for me?
This is a spiritual home from Massiv Staines West.
This is like Mecca for Jews.
This is like Kentucky for chicken.
And here the first time when I tasted Julieku
Ali, there's nothing you can do.
Now, you better go and tell the kids.
I will never let them approach us.
still real, yeah?
dinner with Belgian prime minister at 8
And Deputy Prime Minister Want to talk to you
- Has he heard the results of the poll? - Yes, I wish I had
Gallup puts us 22 points behind.
- And MORI? - 23 points behind.
The sound of the youth is leaving us in droves.
Focus groups say We are out of touch.
- that's right - Don't be silly.
Will we lose this by the election?
We haven't lost Staines in 20 years and never will
We only have image problems.
We must look for a candidate that will enhance the image.
Someone who is young - Ethnic person. - Someone who is related.
- Right. - you are right.
We need superior intellectual candidates to guarantee our victory - calm down now, Mrs. Hugh. - Booyakasha.
- Is Julieku available? - he's on top
Hello, dear, I miss you very much today
You look good. All I want to do is lower your pants Ali.
- Hello, my Julie - Stop fondling Nina.
- I was confused. - You have never been confused with Tracey.
- Hello, Ali. - Hello.
You know that only you are my whore Ho. woman?
When I close my eyes, only are you the girl I'm thinking about.
- Ali, open your eyes - sorry, there is something in it.
Because there are ticks around here Two of them, come again and they are in my eyes!
You are a very evil child and you must be punished.
- Are you a bad kid? - Yes
My skin is very dry So to be a bad boy, I want you to rub oil on my body pay special attention to my breast and my ass OK, I'll do it
But first, I want you to take off your hat, bad boy.
But I never took off my hat you released it and I will release this
OK.
now I will drink you
- 'Ali.' - in a moment
- Behave, Alistair. - J-Lo.
they close the center
I will continue to go on hunger strike, until they save, or until I die.
So in this case I will join with Tupac and Biggie in the sky,
I came here to sleep with you one last time
Mr. Johnson might have an opinion about that.
- Can I see it? - I have no problem with that.
Ali!
don't do anything stupid, ok?
listen to me. She's not really Julieku
In real life I will come out With someone who is fit
But they did it to make me more accessible.
Which means you think I'll sleep with you, even if you are very ugly
OK, you have ten seconds before you start.
again!
OK, and start
Mr. G, Why are you on a hunger strike?
In the struggle for...
In the struggle for justice, I am willing to give my life
as Martin Luther Vandross did
local party Alan Swan has several names for election
This is a great honor. I always admire...
- name, SWan. - right. well,
There are three candidates that really are extraordinary according to your criteria.
the top list is Andrew Hamilton, PhD in political science,
studying PPE in Oxford, gets the first star.
Have you tried this new fried chicken?
- They're really delicious - What sauce will you use?
I think it's barbecue
I can't take it!
chicken flour!
- good, we can go home now
I'll get the key, yeah?
Start again from... now!
no
- What do we have here? - I'm doing a serious protest.
In this case, we will leave you for that.
Oh, thank you though, there is one thing
growing, big I have to get erection
Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lopez.
Jennifer Lopez lesbian With one of the plump _ Destiny's Child personnel Look here now! Look at my big animal!
You're a dirty animal!
Oh, Shep, this train is very dirty.
This will require a lot of polishing.
PhD in economics, three years at Harvard, age 34
Swan? Is there any reason Why should there be
a man in bad clothes, chained to a half-naked fence
dionani by, old blind worker?
ignore him. It's a local idiot which makes some sad protests.
release him and bring him here.
- But I tried to... - Bring him in, Swan.
Straight forward at the top of the stairs.
I'm Kate Hedges, secretary Deputy Prime Minister enter and you can raise your pants now.
Hello, I'm David Carlton, Deputy Prime Minister Hello. I'm Ali G, who dominates MC
Make women touch their vagina.
- after two, so... - Three.
not Ali A, not Ali B, not Ali C, not Ali D,
not Ali...
E...
not Ali...
F...
- but Ali... - G.
Bo! your iram is strict for white people, yes, sir.
That's the full name and address
Tell me, Ali, do you have a job?
I recently asked for alms.
- when? - 8 years and 3 months ago.
It says here you claim a disability. Is it true?
Yes, actually I'm mentally disabled I have a terrible injury and I still don't have full mobility in mixing fingers.
Fok-chickety-fok-fok-fresh. OW.
Everything under there still works. Oh, yes.
Ali, will you sit down? Please, sit down.
- Have you ever been a member of parliament? - What for? It's full of prick
That's a little hard. I'm a member of parliament, am I annoying?
- Yes. - let's try it from the other side
Is there nothing you want to change?
he explained, I want to save John Nike's convenience center
As an MP for Staines, you can achieve that.
Do you want to take part in this election?
I have to be honest, I can't really do it
I mean,
I'm obviously doing it with two women Well, I saw it on the internet
But I have never felt really comfortable sleeping with a man.
Many people say never
but I feel confident that I out the hole must stay out the hole
and never entered the hole do you know what I mean?
Yes
Well, nice to meet you David.
See you later, baby
David?
What are you doing? He is the biggest idiot I've ever met.
- choose him and we will never win - I know
There will be a leadership crisis. The prime minister is out.
And who might replace it?
Ali has two weeks to eliminate our 18,000 votes
Let's enter him into the campaign.
calm, rude man. my name is Ali G and I'm here representing Staines.
Can I rely on your voice?
- of course not - fur gloves
Seeing I'm here,
can I interest you with a quarter of a black Moroccan cigarette?
This is a good item!
Dave, this is your turn to throw through the letter.
Our anti-snapping program won a lot of praise.
Examples of bullying in this school are at an all-time low.
Jonathan used to suffer a lot from bullies.
I'm not surprised. Look at him.
Hey, fat bum bum. Hey, fat bum bum. Want a cream cake again?
even though he is very fatty
All of you bastards!
Voice for G, jerk G. me, jerk G.
All prostitutes at home say yo
choose me, because I know what you lesbians want
I am your big supporter, because I have a lot of your videos
If you choose me, I promise to reduce the tax on sexy rope
Why are you so angry? Are you all passionate?
master and mistress, to commemorate Town Hall extension,
We ask all candidates to put bricks.
Ali, will you put one for us now?
- What, here? - We will be respected.
- In front of everyone? - Yes.
not bad
This is really important.
10 days ago we were 14 points ahead,
By going one day We are eight points behind
Listen. Did you get the manifesto I sent to you?
- Do you have cigarette paper? - For real.
- Do you have other cigarette papers? - Yeah, for real.
evil.
Yes. that's very helpful.
30 seconds before we air. come with me
good luck. Don't hold back.
by some important In the election in the last decade,
We join former Secretary of the Environment _ David Griffiths
and newcomer Ali G.
This debate will help build your mind
Ali, if elected, what would you do for Staines?
I saved John Nike's comfort center.
that doesn't mean it's your single policy
Is it to save the center that is almost used and drains terrible funds?
What are your other policies?
- My other policy? - Yes, you must have some.
I think it's very important to reduce inflation
and also invest in nehuss.
The nahuss.
- Oh, NHS. - You read from my sheet no. I think it's mine You copied it from me
it's not me
Then maybe you will tell me Where did you stand on ERM?
no problem. I think the first album they suck is I hate all indie music.
Voters deserve better, You make a mockery of this debate.
What? Are you looking in the mirror?
you make that clear to the voters How you clowns
Talking about yourself again? I think so.
You're embarrassing for the Staines community.
That's not a good way to talk about your mother.
I bet for you, that you might is the worst candidate
that has been submitted by your miserable party
Well, I bet for you that you suck on a horse.
I don't suck horses I have dealt with this problem With the party leader
and when I explained to him,
I go hunting with my friends and I slipped into the horse's ass,
Which, unfortunately, because was the mating season
is being aroused.
"Why did he leave? Does he have to go and fuck a pony? or nails?
Let me tell you, they have to read the polls that pop up tomorrow! With results that are too close to be called "
Thomas Alvarez, Liberal Democrats, 5,080 votes
Alistair Leslie Graham...
Who is a stupid name.
- 5,086 votes. - You win! you succeeded!
And now I declare
Ali G has been elected as a Member of Parliament for Staines.
Do you want to see a new Member of Parliament , aight?
Look at how I touched my own . Do you like it
Does that make you aroused?
no too Give a kiss to Mr. Gherkin.
- You're so long and hard! - it's a hand brake
"Now, let's get Jiggy."
Is it finished?
be enthusiastic. respect
- be enthusiastic. - Parliament representatives for staff
I know you. You are the grandmother who did it with prostitution.
respect
- Because of this government... - calm down!
this government does economic policy
not only incompetent This becomes immoral, is not trusted and is not true.
They passed our pose. I will like this.
- calm down now - and see this!
calm down! Member of Staines please return to his seat?
Members of Staines please return to their seats?
calm in the room!
- what did it do? - I'm not sure, Prime Minister
For you to come to me Calm down the rampage
see yourself!
Everything you do all day is cursing with each other.
R-E-S-T-E-C-P.
- Do you know what the spelling is? - Restecp?
- Yes. Restecp. - Restecp.
How do people out there mean to respect each other
if you here never start respect each other?
Sergeant, get him out.
Want to know how to make this country better? Very simple. Two words.
- still real - That's three words.
Don't be a fitting man. "that" is not a real word. That stands for
- still real! - He was banished from the DPR.
Is it because I'm black?
What have you done to me?
I want that idiot in my office With his resignation.
Yes, prime minister
enter
- Listen, you know I made a mistake - Don't you read the paper?
I don't believe.
This dog can play table tennis.
- That's a reporter, they love you - But how does he hold a bat?
Deputy Prime Minister and I ask,
What if I ask you to join the Cabinet?
No, think about this.
Ali joined the Cabinet, two of them are in public harmony Ali slipped, he brought the old jerk with him Why did Ali join?
I told the Prime Minister to offer to save his entertainment center.
- Are you crazy? Is that... - Let me finish
Offer to save the entertainment center if Ali lets him lead a 20 point poll.
Now that I'm in the Cabinet, can I see the red button?
- Can I trust you? - Yes.
okay. here it is
One touch of the red button can destroy the whole world.
- it's very interesting because... - No!
feel it!
Ali, please, stay away. love me
- Can't we blow things up? - Not!
- please? - no
- Somewhere annoying like Wales. - Ali.
Their Prime Minister calls your mother a snail
I'm the Prime Minister of Wales!
You don't have to say that about your mother.
Your first Cabinet meeting, we are It's about asylum seekers.
I sent you on a fact-finding mission.
Anyone who tries to smuggle might pass this.
And this is not just immigrants. Look at this.
you will be surprised. Look at this nonsense.
Marijuana is smuggled from Europe, South America and the Middle East.
it's terrible
- Is there something else? - Yes.
Some losers smuggle this 15 kilos.
This is the strongest super marijuana ever found.
Here is the seizure of weapons and this is where we continue...
you guys will laugh often here.
- no - Oh.
Next we have a mountain of pornography
mostly from Germany. You might want to turn away.
no, I have a job to complete
I know. That makes me sick, too.
I have to arrange my report now, so please leave of course, sir
The prime minister will lower the team of experts to help with my research
Hello. we are an expert team
Sprinkle on the Arse
Ali, tell us, What did you find at Dover?
I see a lot of things, mostly from Germany,
this guy entered through the back door
She's right. In Germany, I experienced it myself.
- respect - I remember once
there are two big African men
who managed to squeeze themselves into this little box
- How long have they been there? -15 hours.
- this is very emotional. - It must be hurt.
- Still - Sorry.
So, John, What will we do towards asylum seekers?
We can't let them all, it will paralyze the economy.
- Yes, Ali? - Let's think about this.
What's the main thing We don't have enough in England?
- hospital - no
- library? - Act!
We don't have enough beautiful women
And we have too many ugly women.
not offensive, Karen.
Then we don't leave all refugees beautiful and turn to rank one
then we solve both problems.
We shoot two birds With one weapon
- This is ridiculous. - What do you think?
I think, we have to stay real skinny
Fit.
wait.
back to Slovenia.
Education standards are at the lowest for 15 years.
That's because children learn things that are of no use to them.
Who here has used math or English?
Exactly. Let's start making relevant education.
If Kevin buys six ounces of Jamaican marijuana from Fat Tony for 480 cash,
and must be divided between 11 of its customers,
How much does he have to take for the eighth
so that he can make a profit of 100 to pay off his child's insurance?
The situation in Northern Ireland is circling out of control.
listen to me now
the only way to get it, send it to Hinduism to stop the killing of Islam
- Catholics against Protestants. - up to
Is to get beautiful women to get out their peace babylons
- prime minister - not you, love
British troops are financed by taxpayers 4.2 trillion a year.
How will the government reduce this number?
We will hire The A-Team.
His Majesty the Queen
Your Honor, may I introduce Ali G, parliamentary representative for Staines?
Hello, cheeky. You are far more fit than you can see on a coin.
Next time I will place a 50 coin in my pocket
I feel honored your head so close to my cock
No one works, unemployment is at the highest level.
England has a special relationship with America. Do you like Bush (bush)?
I like bush. I like anything that gives leaves to the vaginal area Will you dance for me, please?
- Oh, my God - Shaved heaven. respect
The queen said she was breathing fresh air.
- Ali G fans swept England. - representative council charismatic Ali G
At 12 o'clock, all marijuana paper Will be free "To prevent its use, There will be a levy of 25 percent in the pants.
This will exclude the g-string
for health services,
Marijuana will be provided free on the NHS
For the treatment of chronic diseases like scrot itching.
Besides that, I'm ending
- I can't accept - Keep going, David.
I want to be a sissy
Yes, right. It feels really good and this is my favorite
honestly. I used to be a girl and wear a Knicks shirt.
ask my mother
War of weaving in Central Africa. _ hosted a peace conference.
The budget for the victory of the most controversial English council.
A fancy dress does not beautify for a negligent month
I know
This is new to me so don't leave me alone.
Don't worry, baby
This is the Prime Minister, let me get his signature - Boss, this is Julieku - beautiful
Should we meet our delegation? President of Wattana from Thailand.
- it's an honor to meet you - Thailand, aight? Present.
Let's move, I'm sorry.
This is a delegation from Mongolia.
Are you a real monk?
It's fantastic that you are also being represented here.
I will go and give you
beautiful crayons
Can we continue? Thank you, forgive me They really can do anything.
It's Borat from Kazakhstan.
Jagshemash.
- bless you - nice to meet you
stay away, you effeminate man!
Ali, fine. please forgive us you're a bastard.
Hello.
Sofa, sir?
Julieku
Julie.
Hello?
What are you doing here? Why not together with the fancy girl below?
- We talk about politics. - I'm not interested, just shut up!
Well, I won't talk anymore.
You really are a jerk. Now, come here.
We can't. This is the Prime Minister's bedroom
Why don't you pretend to be the Prime Minister?
thick face
ladies and gentlemen, please Before the summit tomorrow,
I will speak privately With both parties.
First, MWepu President, Will you join me above?
- an honor - Thank you
I have to say, I enjoyed it.
So am I. I'm glad we let go of it
ladies and gentlemen, I want everyone here to know
that the MWepu President is a very big person.
And I want you to know that the Prime Minister is very hard
But it's very straight.
The president is often above at the beginning
but I don't mind telling you, I was in a deep hole.
Oh, very deep
We have sticky patches but I'm happy to say
in the end we came together
Yes, I arranged everything that you have to offer.
Now President Oompeba, Do you want to join me over?
Of course not
can I join?
Come on, honey, let's go home.
- I will cook your favorite food - Angel Delight?
Yeah, butterscotch.
Mmmm. Butterscotch.
this restraint for girls,
to show that I can be very sensitive.
if any of you are beautiful and want doggy style,
this is my cellphone number
The caller must be above 16.
But not too much.
I can't. They need me tomorrow, at the peace conference.
What are you? What about people Who really needs you?
What about Ricky? How about Dave?
How about me, Ali?
please go back to Staines.
The world is bigger than Staines. And I have to look after it
You have to do it yourself
Julieku?
Let me call you back
We must get rid of it before the center is saved - What do I think... - Do you think?
America will do everything in its power to support Chad in his struggle against his neighbors.
Russia will not allow West oppression to continue
and in order to support Burkina Faso,
ready to take advantage of all of our military capabilities
- That's outrageous! - How can you make a statement like that?
- Ali, Ali, Ali
- Resurrection, help - Sure, bro.
United States Will not be intimidated.
We will fulfill every battle possible with our full military!
Do you know why they shout? They were not given their tea.
Come on, hurry up
Move to motion,
all support Iranian shipments to gas stations
to get and chocolate potato chips, raise your hands really
Oh, bummer.
I'm sorry We attacked you It's really not cool.
Who cares? That is all the past.
If I will be invaded by anyone,
I'm glad it's you You're really cool. You have good clothes.
- You saved me, Ali. - No problem, friend
lift herbal tea, aight?
Hey, you, english!
respect
how did he do it?
We are like a team, Ali. Thank you, 22 points ahead.
- I will save your advice - Wicked! Bo! Bo! Bo!
- look at all of this paparazzi! - For you, this is your time
Will you comment on the accusation that you are sedating World leaders?
- What are you? - Our witnesses proved you guilty.
"Our witness proves you are guilty"
- This is childish. - "This is childish!"
By using rhetorical tactics you blame yourself further.
with... tactics... your father
This bag was sent to my office by an unknown person
Do you deny that you stole it from the Customs & Excise?
That can be anyone.
I have to go. I actually touched the fabric.
A few more questions!
congratulations on your entertainment center clean your desk before you leave.
prime minister
passion, Ali.
- It won't be the same without you - We will miss you, Mr. G. Dear
- Booyakasha. - west side
what's the matter
Nan, can I borrow your car?
Can you have a bad day? Maybe I can help.
- What are nipples coming out? - Very.
- What are you doing here? - Let me show you.
So, today's headlines again.
The Prime Minister resigned after the discovery of the security tape
Shows he has sexual deviation, related to prostitutes. "
That's not a prostitute, it's me!
Until now Deputy Prime Minister Will act as Prime Minister.
That's not fair, it's not the prime minister Where are the remaining recordings?
My boss has locked it in a safe place at Checkers,
- Where does it live. - You won't get away with this.
If you shut up, David Willing to be generous.
I am Willing to be generous.
you have to do
is closing your mouth I calibrated my machine, Ali
Fill myself with gasoline.
I will fill you With oil without my balance, aight!
- Let me see nozzlemu - What?
Do you want to see my knob? alright
Give me your fuel injection call tomorrow, we ask,
Have you ever slept with a pig? I must have been "
And we will find out what turned this girl into a prostitute"
Nobody called Julieku a prostitute
come to mama.
release them
still real! '
this is not correct. this
Set the vibrator and finish it yourself
open! Yo, friend, I need your help Everyone calls Julieku prostitute
Did they hear about our three heads?
what are three heads? I can prove it he is innocent Bredrin, we have to start Drive-By FM, what do you think?
Drive-By FM is back!
- come on - Are you any good at knots?
Yo, listen to me now, backwards This is Drive-By FM, is the sound of hip hop children,
deep in the heart of Berkshire.
- what was that? - Helicopter
Oh, for the sound of wings that's good
Listen to me, friend. There is a serious problem going on Prime Minister, check,
has been discarded by a grandmother who has a big mouth.
He is even more evil than Skeletor.
To return the Prime Minister, I need to get a recording
I made love to my boyfriend If you help me save this video, We can save this country.
Plus you will see Julie's one
That's why I call all of you to end Berkshire grass war.
enough brothers were killed.
So lower your weapon Place your cigarette paper
and join
in one genk
massive.
- So big on the Eton Wick Crew - hug tightly Hold tightly to lver Heath Posse.
shout to Massiv Englefield Green.
And I never thought Have I ever said this
but be enthusiastic about Staines East Massiv.
Ali, what are you doing?
hear this, Hassan B.
if you join, then I'm ready to submit
Spider climbing frame in Leagrove Park.
Let's do what Tupac and Biggie never succeeded. Aight?
If you join this military operation
meet me in disguise
at John Nike's Comfort Center, 9 tomorrow morning.
That's a bit earlier. Can we make 12 o'clock?
Sorry I'm late.
But there's something on television about monkeys.
They're pretty funny, what? With his arm and...
respect for wearing camouflage. This will help you undetected.
Now, let's go to Checkers and save the tape
Let's do this for England. Let's do this for Julieku
And let's do this for hip-hop! Selecta!
I have compiled a detailed checkers plan.
the tape is in the Prime Minister's office (PM), in a safe place.
First, Ricky, Dave and I will enter
Jezzy, you stay here. We will be like an A-Team.
- and I am BA Baracus. - I want to be BA Baracus.
But I like it very much. I will not take a plane (BA style)
I won't get on a plane
- I'm not going to get on a plane - shut up stupid
see, gold I won't get on a plane
- backwards, kiss me - it's James BroWn.
You will become Murdock. Dave, you will be the Face.
- what will we do? - Stay here and we're all hiding
and integrates with natural habitat.
'Then, when it's dark, I'll make a secret signal. "
come on!
Then turn on all of your radios
And raise it to maximum volume.
This will issue a guard they = = attack!
- sir? - what happened?
I'm sure it's nothing, but I've sent people out.
I want maximum security. Patrol House.
the original is exactly the same as the one in the house of Lara Croft in Tomb Raider 2 on PlayStation.
So Dave, if you run through a pillar, it will enter the underwater kingdom
And enter the next level
it doesn't work, we have to touch the sensitive floor.
We leave our feet We will die. "
None. We will continue to search.
Next, we have to go to the laser room.
Dave, you will use your special skills to help us
Remember , if you touch the ray it will turn on the alarm
be careful. Now, let's do it
This must be the PM's office. The tape is there. "
Intruder in my office. This is terrorist attack, shoot
repeated, shoot
- Ah, safe. - Yeah, safe
- No, security. - Yeah, I'm safe. Open - Ali, this is safe. - Yeah, I'm fine. - security - Yeah, I'm safe!
behind you!
Wait, I think you can't talk.
= = I'm just very embarrassed at my voice
Okay, don't tell me about that. Stop giving it all away.
Now, if I can stop your life story for one second
let's tie this person and open it
no
I understand. connect all batteries from all cars outside,
transfer the current through the human chain
and blow this up to open
- Don't we count the flow? - We won't be fried because we have a rubber soled coach. Believe me, I got D in physics.
Evil. I'll text them.
No, b-8-2-rez - be-attories, battery
2-geh-4 - together
I tried to save time.
Bambaclat.
Turn on the engine, spread it
suaramau! Turn on the engine, spread it
Turn on the engine, spread it
- retired slut, my *** suction - What?
- Do I have to turn on the engine? - Yeah.
- what are you doing? - I'm interested!
no!
we open the safe!
- peace, friend - peace, bredrin.
Ali! Ali!
- the record isn't here - what do you mean, Willis?
see for yourself
This is all just a photo
and there is a Staines map.
Jah Rastafari, Haile Selassie. (Bob Marley's prayer) They will expand Heathrow Airport.
that means they will destroy Staines.
And they will start in 3 hours.
2 hours, 57 minutes, exactly
Why build on Staines?
Because I bought 600 hectares of land there. Give me that Don't try to run away because this room functions as a nuclear bunker.
he is truly impenetrable out of the world.
And I forgot to use air supply.
Why don't you bite now and paste it?
you really are very stupid
Oi! completed task!
- what? - give me the plan
- or what? - Or a nipple defect, that's it
burn China!
you hurt my nose, you're fucking.
Look behind you because there are thousands of police.
Look behind you, is Jennifer Lopez.
what? You want to make love to him right now because you're passionate?
see, there are 20 squid on the floor.
There are squirrels with chicken heads and with, like, Wings and whatever it is
are you going to hit me again
now I will shoot you
Booyakasha!
This is from people at Staines.
Ooh. I guess I'm pooping in my pants Julieku, are you there? I know what you think about me
I have become a bastard but I have to save Staines with your help and I have polluted myself
bad luck. Ricky and Dave!
Ricky?
We think if we are going to die We might try it.
- Well, what does it feel like? - This isn't bad.
- Dave? - Pretty good, actually
We will talk about this later. We have to save Staines.
2 minutes, see you in the car?
hurry up. The FBI is coming and you don't want to finish inside.
save our facilities!
hold it!
Leave them alone, you pig, they are senile!
login!
I won't do that if I become you Ali! I love you!
Juliiieeee!
- Hello. - start destruction
wait! Do not listen to him! he's a criminal
And it's not even better from drug dealers
I have proof here that he tried to destroy Staines.
So what? this is bullshit
- catch them - Oh, shit. we will go to jail Every day for the next 20 years We will be castrated in the bathroom.
- hold it. release him - Based on authority What?
I'm the Prime Minister. You should be shy.
Being humiliated by you And this recording proves that.
- Kate. - no, David.
When I first entered politics, was to create a better world,
The world of honesty, integrity and truth.
But somewhere along the way the vision is gone.
My dream has been tarnished and as instead I find greed,
- Greed and corruption... - Boring!
catch him
Enjoy your life with this fool. You are both worthy of each other.
finished
Oh, good!
We will not build Terminal 5 above Staines.
- We will destroy Swamp instead. - Wicked.
now I need Deputy new prime minister
What do you think you were my right hand?
right hand! sissy man!
what do you think, Ali?
I showed you the way.
now you have to continue with your own journey.
For me, I will remain with my friends
and...
my woman
Actually, there is one thing you can do for me
Ambassador.
Your plants are ready for inspection.
good morning, ambassador
ambassador, would you try the crop?
This is a good item
Man from Staines, he said yeah!
es, please
Ali, this is a great jacuzzi it's not a Jacuzzi.
sorry
bring it in.
dancing for me
Julieku, I want to ask you
Will you make me be the happiest man in the world?
Yeah, I want
then, Let me make love to him,
So, what do you think of this film? is not bad, right?
This is a little better than Harry Potter,
What I think is is very childish.
If you see this, Potter, I'm better than you You might not even sleep with a girl.
I sleep with three women And one of them plays with himself.
Whatever you think about this film, please say your friends are Wicked
because if it's stuck, I won't be able to give my grandmother a new waist.
So the choice is in your hands. no pressure
Nan, tell them about that.
what? Did you fall again?
are you doing well?
Don't cry there, it's all broken, a lump of bone.
I'll give you money to make it better, somehow.
don't be shy buy goods and all.