1 00:01:06,227 --> 00:01:08,020 You're lucky, you know. 2 00:01:08,270 --> 00:01:11,524 I rarely allow anyone into my flat. 3 00:01:11,899 --> 00:01:15,402 I know, I know, I know. 4 00:01:15,653 --> 00:01:17,655 Humble digs. 5 00:01:17,905 --> 00:01:21,200 Not exactly what you'd call a "panty peeler." 6 00:01:22,785 --> 00:01:24,620 Do you know what I mean? 7 00:01:26,664 --> 00:01:29,208 But it suits me just fine. 8 00:01:29,458 --> 00:01:33,170 To be honest, I rarely spend a night in my own bed anyway. 9 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:36,507 You see, here's my theory: 10 00:01:36,757 --> 00:01:39,802 For most women, if a guy's a good provider 11 00:01:40,052 --> 00:01:44,431 and generally a nice chap, six-pack abs really aren't a deal-breaker. 12 00:01:44,682 --> 00:01:46,267 On the flip side, however, 13 00:01:46,517 --> 00:01:48,686 even though the PC boyfriend sat next to you 14 00:01:48,936 --> 00:01:51,522 with his arm slung around your shoulder will deny it... 15 00:01:52,106 --> 00:01:57,027 And he will deny it. For us boys, it's all about F.B.B. 16 00:02:00,448 --> 00:02:04,201 Face. Boobs. Bum. 17 00:02:04,452 --> 00:02:06,120 I'm just being honest. 18 00:02:06,662 --> 00:02:09,707 It's been said that clothes speak the international language. 19 00:02:09,957 --> 00:02:13,252 And I have to admit, I'm a bit of a fashion whore. 20 00:02:13,878 --> 00:02:17,047 Unfortunately, today I've got work, and I have to tone it down a little bit, 21 00:02:17,298 --> 00:02:20,426 but that's all right. Gucci. End-of-summer sale. 22 00:02:20,676 --> 00:02:25,222 Very understated. And I can easily spice it up with... 23 00:02:25,806 --> 00:02:28,684 What? No, no. I know what you are thinking. 24 00:02:28,934 --> 00:02:31,103 If you ooze masculinity, like some of us do, 25 00:02:31,353 --> 00:02:34,607 you have no reason to fear pink. Smashing. 26 00:02:36,025 --> 00:02:39,487 Now, in the cologne department, most men overdo it. 27 00:02:39,737 --> 00:02:43,991 Americans practically spray it on with a crop-duster. 28 00:02:44,241 --> 00:02:47,578 Nothing above the neck, 29 00:02:47,828 --> 00:02:51,290 though I do like a little splash on Big Ben. 30 00:02:51,665 --> 00:02:54,001 You never know where the day may take you. 31 00:02:57,254 --> 00:02:59,131 Almost forgot. 32 00:02:59,924 --> 00:03:01,300 New word for the day. 33 00:03:03,093 --> 00:03:09,433 The attempt to attract attention to oneself." 34 00:03:09,683 --> 00:03:12,144 Who? Me? 35 00:03:14,438 --> 00:03:17,650 Oh, blimey. I'm so rude. I haven't introduced myself. 36 00:03:17,900 --> 00:03:20,277 - I'm... - Alfie? 37 00:03:20,861 --> 00:03:23,114 There you go. Alfie. 38 00:03:23,364 --> 00:03:28,202 Are you the little elf that left these mocha bonbons on my doorstep? 39 00:03:28,452 --> 00:03:32,164 No, no, no. You must have a secret admirer, Mrs Schnitman. 40 00:03:32,414 --> 00:03:36,377 You are such a doll, Alfie. But I'm supposed to be on a diet. 41 00:03:36,627 --> 00:03:37,628 Oh, on a diet? 42 00:03:37,878 --> 00:03:39,046 - A diet. - You? 43 00:03:39,296 --> 00:03:41,674 - Yeah. - Now, I don't mean to be forward, Lu, 44 00:03:41,924 --> 00:03:45,761 but you should know by now that a full-figured girl like yourself 45 00:03:45,970 --> 00:03:48,806 - is every guy's secret fantasy. - Stop it. 46 00:03:49,014 --> 00:03:51,517 So she's a tub of lard. The ship's already sailed, 47 00:03:51,767 --> 00:03:54,145 so why not make her feel good about herself, right? 48 00:03:54,395 --> 00:03:56,188 - Oh, Lu? - Yes, angel? 49 00:03:56,439 --> 00:03:57,519 I'm working the night spot, 50 00:03:57,690 --> 00:04:00,234 and my apartment is a horror show, so I'm sorry if I keep you up 51 00:04:00,484 --> 00:04:03,112 - with the dust-busting at 2 a. m. - Oh, don't you worry. 52 00:04:03,362 --> 00:04:06,532 - I'll give it a quick straighten. - Oh, no, no, you don't need to that. 53 00:04:06,782 --> 00:04:10,453 Nonsense. I like doing things for you, Alfie. 54 00:04:10,911 --> 00:04:13,789 I'm a blessed man having you in my life. 55 00:04:15,791 --> 00:04:16,917 Thank you. 56 00:04:17,418 --> 00:04:19,628 Keys are in the usual spot. 57 00:04:25,593 --> 00:04:28,387 Now, back home, you're always hearing tales about some bloke 58 00:04:28,637 --> 00:04:31,765 migrating to the States and winding up with buckets of money. 59 00:04:32,016 --> 00:04:36,312 So not long ago, I packed up my bucket and headed west. 60 00:04:36,562 --> 00:04:39,440 Now, I must admit, I had a second motive. 61 00:04:40,191 --> 00:04:45,070 I'd always been told that the most beautiful women in the world... 62 00:04:46,238 --> 00:04:47,907 resided in Manhattan. 63 00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:51,494 And when it comes to shagging birds, it's all about one thing: 64 00:04:52,036 --> 00:04:56,957 Location, location, location. 65 00:04:57,208 --> 00:05:00,002 God, I love this city. All right, girls. 66 00:05:00,711 --> 00:05:04,924 Just look around. I mean, every one of them, unique, special, 67 00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:07,051 like snowflakes. 68 00:05:09,887 --> 00:05:11,263 And with such a plethora... 69 00:05:11,889 --> 00:05:16,102 Calendar word meaning "abundance," of gorgeousness and diversity, 70 00:05:16,352 --> 00:05:20,397 well, how could a man ever choose to settle down with just one? 71 00:05:21,857 --> 00:05:25,111 I myself subscribe more to the European philosophy of life. 72 00:05:25,361 --> 00:05:28,739 My priorities leaning towards wine, women... 73 00:05:28,989 --> 00:05:31,117 Well, actually, that's about it. 74 00:05:31,367 --> 00:05:33,285 Wine and women. 75 00:05:35,412 --> 00:05:39,750 Although, women and women is always a fun option. 76 00:05:42,878 --> 00:05:44,380 So... 77 00:05:45,131 --> 00:05:47,758 to live life to the fullest, 78 00:05:48,676 --> 00:05:52,388 I require only enough to cover my modest expenses. 79 00:05:53,556 --> 00:05:56,976 I've no desire to be the richest stiff in the cemetery. 80 00:06:07,153 --> 00:06:10,573 I think this might just be my favorite position. 81 00:06:10,823 --> 00:06:13,409 I know it was President Kennedy's. 82 00:06:14,535 --> 00:06:16,704 He was such a great leader. 83 00:06:16,954 --> 00:06:19,331 Of course, JFK used the old bad-back excuse, 84 00:06:19,582 --> 00:06:22,668 but if you ask me, he knew it gave you maximum pleasure 85 00:06:22,918 --> 00:06:24,378 with minimum exertion. 86 00:06:24,628 --> 00:06:27,381 What is it about the back of a limo? 87 00:06:31,844 --> 00:06:34,054 Obligatory cuddling. 88 00:06:34,597 --> 00:06:36,474 Thousand one, 89 00:06:36,724 --> 00:06:38,934 thousand two... 90 00:06:39,185 --> 00:06:43,647 Cripes. Hey, I've gotta get cracking. I've got a 10:00 pickup. 91 00:06:43,898 --> 00:06:49,153 You better hurry up. You don't want to keep her waiting. 92 00:06:54,575 --> 00:06:57,161 Quite the number, isn't she? 93 00:06:57,953 --> 00:07:02,833 Yet, she tells me her old man hasn't shagged her in six months. 94 00:07:03,459 --> 00:07:07,755 Six months. I mean, thank God there are gentlemen like me around 95 00:07:08,005 --> 00:07:10,049 to pick up the slack. 96 00:07:10,466 --> 00:07:14,136 Just look at her. Legs like a racehorse. 97 00:07:14,386 --> 00:07:18,390 Perfect yoga bum. I give her my highest grade: 98 00:07:18,849 --> 00:07:20,643 A-minus. 99 00:07:30,986 --> 00:07:33,030 Where did we tell the old man we were going tonight? 100 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:36,075 - A movie. - Treasure, please, no, no, no. 101 00:07:36,325 --> 00:07:39,245 Stop messing about. You'll ruin my presets. 102 00:07:39,495 --> 00:07:41,997 - Sorry. - What movie? 103 00:07:42,248 --> 00:07:44,792 I don't know. What's the difference? 104 00:07:45,292 --> 00:07:49,922 The difference is, the more detail you give, the less interested he'll be. 105 00:07:50,172 --> 00:07:51,966 It wouldn't matter what I said. 106 00:07:52,424 --> 00:07:54,260 It would never occur to Phil that another man 107 00:07:54,510 --> 00:07:56,345 - would ever look twice at me. - Dor, darling, 108 00:07:56,595 --> 00:07:57,755 you fishing for a compliment? 109 00:07:58,139 --> 00:07:59,306 No. 110 00:07:59,557 --> 00:08:04,103 You should know by now they only come from me when least expected. 111 00:08:05,187 --> 00:08:08,774 Now, come and have a mint so Phil doesn't smell the Alfie on your breath. 112 00:08:09,024 --> 00:08:11,652 I don't care if he does. 113 00:08:12,236 --> 00:08:16,490 There's one thing that puts me It's married women. 114 00:08:16,907 --> 00:08:19,034 Dorie doesn't know it yet, 115 00:08:19,535 --> 00:08:21,996 but you won't be seeing much more of her. 116 00:08:22,246 --> 00:08:24,874 I've got that all-too-familiar feeling. 117 00:08:25,124 --> 00:08:29,628 Sooner or later, she'll be wanting a little bit more than I'm able to give. 118 00:08:31,005 --> 00:08:33,340 Wouldn't it be great if I was going home with you tonight 119 00:08:33,591 --> 00:08:36,177 instead of Phil the Pill? 120 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:38,387 Yeah. 121 00:08:38,888 --> 00:08:42,433 It's definitely time to stage a disappearing act. 122 00:08:45,144 --> 00:08:48,606 So next Tuesday, same time, same place? 123 00:08:50,149 --> 00:08:53,652 I'm sorry, love, it's Fashion Week. I'm booked double shifts. 124 00:08:54,528 --> 00:08:57,323 - I'll call you the instant things let up. - Okay. 125 00:08:58,115 --> 00:09:02,036 In the meantime, I left you a little souvenir to remember me by. 126 00:09:06,457 --> 00:09:08,167 Oh, Dor? 127 00:09:10,127 --> 00:09:14,423 Your derriure looks really rather ravishing from this vantage point. 128 00:09:17,176 --> 00:09:18,636 See? 129 00:09:19,345 --> 00:09:22,640 A compliment when least expected. 130 00:09:29,396 --> 00:09:33,109 What can I say? Happy as a pup with two tails. 131 00:09:35,069 --> 00:09:38,447 And I think I've done old Phil a bit of a favour too. 132 00:09:38,697 --> 00:09:40,699 Of course, he'd be the last to see it. 133 00:09:43,536 --> 00:09:46,914 Never expect any thanks in this life. 134 00:09:47,164 --> 00:09:51,335 You know what I mean? So Tuesday... 135 00:09:53,379 --> 00:09:55,381 10:03 p.m. 136 00:09:55,631 --> 00:10:00,511 Do I drag myself home to a cold flat, empty fridge, 137 00:10:00,761 --> 00:10:07,893 or nip across town for a hot bath, warm body, breakfast in bed? 138 00:10:10,980 --> 00:10:13,774 Decisions, decisions... 139 00:10:22,116 --> 00:10:25,661 Yeah, I think I'll pay a visit to my semi-regular, 140 00:10:25,911 --> 00:10:29,123 quasi, sort of girlfriend. 141 00:10:30,374 --> 00:10:32,501 My sweet Julie. 142 00:10:38,299 --> 00:10:40,468 Let me guess. Unexpected last-minute fare. 143 00:10:40,718 --> 00:10:43,929 Yeah. She had me going up and down for hours. 144 00:10:44,180 --> 00:10:47,808 That supposed to be funny? Because it is so very... 145 00:10:48,559 --> 00:10:50,186 Not. 146 00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:52,563 Hey! 147 00:10:53,564 --> 00:10:55,858 I'm not kidding, Alfie! 148 00:10:56,233 --> 00:10:57,777 I'm not kidding. I hate you sometimes. 149 00:10:57,985 --> 00:10:59,825 You have a very ostentatious way of showing it. 150 00:11:00,070 --> 00:11:01,822 Yeah, I sure do. 151 00:11:03,908 --> 00:11:08,996 No, darling. Can we hit pause? I just need a second to unwind. 152 00:11:09,705 --> 00:11:12,666 Oh, I nicked half a bottle of Stoli from the limo. 153 00:11:12,917 --> 00:11:14,335 How do you want yours, on the rocks? 154 00:11:14,585 --> 00:11:17,171 I just want my usual, Alfie. Straight up. 155 00:11:17,421 --> 00:11:20,674 No, I'm so totally knackered. I'll make it up to you in the morning. 156 00:11:20,925 --> 00:11:23,093 Cross my heart. 157 00:11:23,803 --> 00:11:28,432 But tonight, all I'm good for is a bite to eat, hot bath 158 00:11:28,682 --> 00:11:30,768 and a nice long sleep. 159 00:11:44,406 --> 00:11:46,659 You know, this isn't a Holiday Inn, Alfie. 160 00:11:47,993 --> 00:11:49,662 What's that again? 161 00:11:50,496 --> 00:11:53,082 Where were you tonight? Really? 162 00:11:53,332 --> 00:11:55,793 You've got to open a restaurant. That's seriously delicious. 163 00:11:56,043 --> 00:11:58,879 Thanks, Alfie. It's just chilli. 164 00:12:00,005 --> 00:12:01,382 Hey. 165 00:12:02,424 --> 00:12:05,344 A little eye contact, please. 166 00:12:07,138 --> 00:12:09,014 We have something here, 167 00:12:09,557 --> 00:12:14,520 or am I just a glorified booty call? 168 00:12:15,271 --> 00:12:16,689 Hey. 169 00:12:19,692 --> 00:12:21,110 Hey. 170 00:12:24,071 --> 00:12:25,990 Here's what she's really saying: 171 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:30,327 - She wants me to commit. - Become "domestified." 172 00:12:30,578 --> 00:12:35,875 Now, it doesn't do to become dependent on anybody in this life. 173 00:12:39,336 --> 00:12:42,923 Change your nature, you're a dead man. 174 00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,594 Chilli, please. 175 00:12:51,807 --> 00:12:54,894 Don't get me wrong. She's adorable. 176 00:12:55,144 --> 00:12:58,773 Cute? Absolutely. But is it ever enough? 177 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:04,069 I told you how we men are. We want showstoppers. 178 00:13:04,445 --> 00:13:07,156 And the problem is, Julie hasn't got enough 179 00:13:07,364 --> 00:13:10,075 of the superficial things that really matter. 180 00:13:13,454 --> 00:13:17,041 - I don't deserve you. - Yeah, that's probably true. 181 00:13:18,209 --> 00:13:20,753 Too bad I love you. 182 00:13:22,713 --> 00:13:24,507 Thanks, babe. 183 00:13:24,757 --> 00:13:27,968 - Alfie, Alfie... - What? 184 00:13:28,844 --> 00:13:31,555 You're giving me the "Thanks, babe." 185 00:13:32,097 --> 00:13:34,225 You're giving me the "Thanks, baby." 186 00:13:34,475 --> 00:13:36,644 - Calm down. - Don't tell me to calm down! 187 00:13:37,019 --> 00:13:38,646 - I know how you feel! - Wait a minute. 188 00:13:38,896 --> 00:13:41,357 - You're gonna wake up... - Max. 189 00:13:42,483 --> 00:13:44,860 Hey, little man. Did we wake you up? 190 00:13:45,111 --> 00:13:46,821 Yes. 191 00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:53,327 Now, lads, learn from my mistake. 192 00:13:54,411 --> 00:13:56,413 Never get involved with a single mum. 193 00:13:56,664 --> 00:13:59,125 See, they come with accessories, 194 00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:01,085 some of which can be... 195 00:14:02,461 --> 00:14:06,215 unfortunately, irresistible. 196 00:14:23,607 --> 00:14:28,654 Sights like that make you realize we all have an expiration date. 197 00:14:29,488 --> 00:14:32,199 And women do have a shorter shelf life than men, don't they? 198 00:14:32,658 --> 00:14:35,202 I think that's what Julie was banging on about yesterday. 199 00:14:38,038 --> 00:14:40,666 Elegant Limousine and Chauffeur. 200 00:14:40,916 --> 00:14:45,087 This is where I make my reasonably honest living. 201 00:14:45,713 --> 00:14:49,049 Standards of elegance has taken quite a pounding, wouldn't you say? 202 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:52,386 I know. Believe me, it's merely a stepping stone. 203 00:14:53,262 --> 00:14:55,222 Currently parked on one of those stepping stones 204 00:14:55,473 --> 00:14:59,977 is my best mate and future business partner, Marlon. 205 00:15:02,897 --> 00:15:06,275 Black. Like Lonette's skin... 206 00:15:07,401 --> 00:15:09,987 which I will never again touch. 207 00:15:12,698 --> 00:15:16,494 I'm afraid you're not meeting my man on top form. 208 00:15:17,495 --> 00:15:19,872 See, Marlon's got a problem. 209 00:15:31,217 --> 00:15:33,135 It's called Lonette. 210 00:15:33,385 --> 00:15:36,138 And very recently, it dumped him. 211 00:15:36,388 --> 00:15:38,224 Oh, dear. Come on, what was it this time? 212 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,561 Three a. m. begging, at her front door. 213 00:15:42,812 --> 00:15:45,648 - Level of inebriation? - Vomiting. 214 00:15:46,273 --> 00:15:48,859 Right. So let me get this straight. You were at her front door, 215 00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:52,446 3 a. m. in the morning, begging and vomiting? 216 00:15:52,947 --> 00:15:56,659 And what, she wasn't charmed by that? 217 00:15:57,785 --> 00:16:02,748 Alfie? Why is there no Stoli in car number two? 218 00:16:02,998 --> 00:16:04,834 I've no idea. 219 00:16:05,543 --> 00:16:08,754 I gotta watch this guy like a hawk. 220 00:16:09,004 --> 00:16:10,548 That little chap's name is Wing. 221 00:16:10,798 --> 00:16:14,093 My boss and owner of this tragic enterprise. 222 00:16:14,343 --> 00:16:17,054 - Wipe that car good. - Owner, that is, till me and Marlon 223 00:16:17,263 --> 00:16:19,723 swing a loan and buy it out from underneath his scrawny... 224 00:16:19,974 --> 00:16:23,018 Hello. You miss bird shit. 225 00:16:25,938 --> 00:16:27,690 Wing. 226 00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:29,817 He's barking mad. 227 00:16:30,067 --> 00:16:32,445 Check out the way he talks to the little woman. 228 00:16:34,822 --> 00:16:37,783 She's given him her best years, cooked his chop suey, 229 00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:40,578 helped with the business, and I bet at one time he couldn't wait 230 00:16:40,828 --> 00:16:43,330 to rip off her kimono. And now look at him. 231 00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:51,422 And I'm supposed to respect the institution of marriage? 232 00:16:55,259 --> 00:16:58,345 That's a great figure, man. We swing that loan, 233 00:16:58,596 --> 00:17:01,599 cash your IRA, I hock my Vespa... 234 00:17:01,849 --> 00:17:06,020 We're gonna take Wing by surprise with an offer like this. 235 00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:16,238 I could've predicted this. See, Marlon and Lonette have reached 236 00:17:16,489 --> 00:17:18,969 that critical 18-month "Where are we going, what are we doing, 237 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,036 what's happening here? " crisis point that rears its ugly head 238 00:17:22,286 --> 00:17:26,499 in every relationship. Lonette wanted ring, home, baby. 239 00:17:26,749 --> 00:17:29,585 Marlon wanted another 18 months 240 00:17:29,835 --> 00:17:32,004 to make sure nothing better was coming his way. 241 00:17:32,254 --> 00:17:34,590 I fucked up egregiously. 242 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,885 I see you're making the most of that birthday calendar. 243 00:17:38,594 --> 00:17:42,807 By the time he realized he'd made a mistake and he wanted her back... 244 00:17:43,891 --> 00:17:46,727 - it was too late. - Hey, stranger. 245 00:17:48,354 --> 00:17:49,897 Hey. 246 00:17:56,529 --> 00:17:58,072 Carol. 247 00:17:58,322 --> 00:18:01,408 - Carol. Hi, Carol. - Hi. 248 00:18:02,076 --> 00:18:03,994 You look wonderful. 249 00:18:07,581 --> 00:18:11,544 So, Carol, well, it's nice to see you again. You be well. 250 00:18:19,844 --> 00:18:21,053 What's up with that? 251 00:18:21,303 --> 00:18:24,807 Put it this way, the show closed after one performance only. 252 00:18:25,057 --> 00:18:26,767 - Do I even wanna know why? - No. Come on, 253 00:18:27,017 --> 00:18:30,146 it would be less than discreet to tell you why. 254 00:18:32,148 --> 00:18:35,734 Hair on the arms. Seriously. Long, thick... 255 00:18:35,985 --> 00:18:39,196 What are you talking about? You don't have hair on your arms? 256 00:18:40,239 --> 00:18:43,451 - You're looking very lovely tonight. - Thank you. 257 00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:55,129 Dude, the iron door has slammed shut, man. 258 00:18:58,174 --> 00:19:00,134 Classic, isn't it? 259 00:19:00,384 --> 00:19:04,221 Now that he can't have her, he thinks he can't live without her. 260 00:19:04,638 --> 00:19:06,765 Some people are funny. 261 00:19:08,058 --> 00:19:10,686 Marlon's predicament got me thinking about my own situation. 262 00:19:14,315 --> 00:19:18,527 Maybe... Maybe it was time to stoke the home fires. 263 00:19:21,322 --> 00:19:24,366 Anybody in the mood for a little Alfie, straight up? 264 00:19:24,617 --> 00:19:28,871 Oh, this isn't a good time, Alfie. Got a lot on my mind. 265 00:19:29,121 --> 00:19:33,292 Oh, God. Yeah, I really hate when that happens. 266 00:19:33,542 --> 00:19:38,339 Open up, baby. You look seriously beautiful. 267 00:19:38,589 --> 00:19:41,801 - Not tonight, Alfred. - What's the matter? Tell me. 268 00:19:42,051 --> 00:19:45,805 I don't... I'm just... Well, I guess I'm... I'm just... 269 00:19:46,055 --> 00:19:49,767 I'm just seeing red. 270 00:20:05,032 --> 00:20:07,034 I mean, the poor guy, he's dying. 271 00:20:07,284 --> 00:20:09,703 Come on, haven't you? You've tortured him long enough. 272 00:20:09,954 --> 00:20:11,664 Alfie, he should've thought about all that 273 00:20:11,914 --> 00:20:14,750 before he was screwing around with that ex-girlfriend of his. 274 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,294 Those fake-ass, $5 titties. 275 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,422 - Those are fake? - Hello? 276 00:20:20,673 --> 00:20:24,051 Wow, I'm devastated. They've got, like... 277 00:20:24,468 --> 00:20:27,930 Alfie, you're supposed to be consoling my devastation, remember? 278 00:20:28,180 --> 00:20:30,432 I am. Look, he came back, didn't he? 279 00:20:30,683 --> 00:20:33,060 Begging, crawling on his knees, vomiting... 280 00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:34,937 I don't care. 281 00:20:35,187 --> 00:20:39,316 I'm sorry, I'm not that easy. I don't forgive and I definitely do not forget. 282 00:20:39,567 --> 00:20:41,861 - Is okay if I leave now, miss? - Oh, sн, Felix. 283 00:20:42,111 --> 00:20:44,822 And hit the lights on your way out, por favor. 284 00:20:48,993 --> 00:20:50,786 I better go. 285 00:20:51,328 --> 00:20:53,664 It's really coming down out there. 286 00:20:53,914 --> 00:20:55,833 Yeah. 287 00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:59,044 And I'm wearing suede. 288 00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:02,882 You're telling the truth. That's brilliant. 289 00:21:04,091 --> 00:21:07,761 Okay. I got one. I never swam in the Pacific Ocean. 290 00:21:08,762 --> 00:21:12,475 - Me neither. - Oh, shit. Okay. 291 00:21:14,101 --> 00:21:19,815 Okay. I've never seen a James Bond movie. 292 00:21:20,357 --> 00:21:22,276 You're joking. Not even a Sean Connery? 293 00:21:23,319 --> 00:21:24,612 You serious? 294 00:21:24,862 --> 00:21:29,158 Wow, I don't know if that's magic or tragic. 295 00:21:30,743 --> 00:21:32,453 Okay. Five ball. My go. 296 00:21:33,245 --> 00:21:36,916 - I've never made my own bed. - Oh, bullshit. 297 00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:39,251 No, I repeat, I've never made my own bed. 298 00:21:39,502 --> 00:21:42,129 Well, what kind of mama you got? 299 00:21:42,713 --> 00:21:44,256 That's a good question. 300 00:21:51,305 --> 00:21:53,516 Let's see. All right. 301 00:21:53,766 --> 00:21:56,393 - I got something for you. - All right. 302 00:21:56,602 --> 00:21:59,605 I've never had sex... 303 00:21:59,855 --> 00:22:02,650 I've never had sex with two people in one night. 304 00:22:04,193 --> 00:22:06,320 Six-five, your favour. 305 00:22:06,570 --> 00:22:08,322 Gotcha. 306 00:22:10,950 --> 00:22:14,245 So, Alfie, what's the most you've had in one night? 307 00:22:18,415 --> 00:22:21,043 We've stopped playing the game, haven't we? 308 00:22:24,547 --> 00:22:29,135 Am I wrong, or is there a little innocent flirting going on here? 309 00:22:41,605 --> 00:22:45,818 Driftin' on a memory 310 00:22:46,402 --> 00:22:52,241 Ain't no place I'd rather be Than with you 311 00:22:54,076 --> 00:22:57,371 Loving you 312 00:23:06,130 --> 00:23:08,466 See, if I had that kind of talent... 313 00:23:08,716 --> 00:23:10,551 And a song 314 00:23:10,801 --> 00:23:13,971 - Go on, finish your sentence. - If I had that kind of talent, 315 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,683 and I looked like you... 316 00:23:17,933 --> 00:23:19,477 And a song 317 00:23:19,727 --> 00:23:21,896 - I would be strutting my stuff - Oh, yeah? 318 00:23:22,104 --> 00:23:24,315 On a stage. 319 00:23:45,127 --> 00:23:48,255 Trust me, what happens next was the furthest thing from my mind 320 00:23:48,464 --> 00:23:50,424 when I dropped by tonight. 321 00:23:51,801 --> 00:23:55,346 But then I thought to myself, 322 00:23:55,596 --> 00:23:56,931 "You know what? 323 00:23:57,181 --> 00:24:00,059 If this will help her get past her anger towards Marlon, 324 00:24:00,309 --> 00:24:03,604 I owe it to both of them, as a friend, right? 325 00:24:03,854 --> 00:24:06,565 To do whatever I can to help." 326 00:24:12,863 --> 00:24:14,990 I find that, lately, 327 00:24:15,574 --> 00:24:18,536 even lying to myself comes easily. 328 00:25:07,084 --> 00:25:11,046 The next morning, and I can't get last night out of my mind. 329 00:25:11,589 --> 00:25:15,843 Try desperately to focus on something else, anything else. 330 00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:19,555 Anything to get my mind off my best friend's incredibly hot, 331 00:25:20,306 --> 00:25:24,101 best-ass-I've-ever-seen-in-my-life girlfriend. 332 00:25:25,728 --> 00:25:28,439 Alfie. Alfie. 333 00:25:28,689 --> 00:25:31,400 - Alfie! - Shall I pretend I can't hear him? 334 00:25:31,609 --> 00:25:33,152 Dude. 335 00:25:34,028 --> 00:25:36,739 - Hey! - Too late. Too late. 336 00:25:36,989 --> 00:25:40,284 - Dude, would you slow down? - Hey, Marly, what's up? 337 00:25:41,076 --> 00:25:42,119 "Marly"? 338 00:25:42,870 --> 00:25:45,331 Hey, listen, I gotta talk to you. You ain't going nowhere 339 00:25:45,581 --> 00:25:47,291 till you tell me what went down last night. 340 00:25:47,541 --> 00:25:50,127 - Down last night? - Dude, don't mess with me. 341 00:25:50,377 --> 00:25:52,505 What happened with Lonette? 342 00:25:53,672 --> 00:25:55,716 Have you ever heard the word "knock"? 343 00:25:55,966 --> 00:25:58,761 - What went down? - What? Nothing happened. 344 00:25:59,011 --> 00:26:02,306 - We had a few shots. - Missus give me silent treatment. 345 00:26:02,556 --> 00:26:06,268 Little she know, not hearing constant "blah, blah, blah" is gift from heaven. 346 00:26:06,519 --> 00:26:08,354 You keep it up. Keep it up, mate, it'll work. 347 00:26:08,604 --> 00:26:10,564 Alfie, what happened? 348 00:26:12,108 --> 00:26:14,527 Oh, fuck a duck, man. Look, I... 349 00:26:16,195 --> 00:26:19,031 - I drank a lot last night. - Drunk. 350 00:26:19,657 --> 00:26:21,534 Well, I... 351 00:26:23,285 --> 00:26:25,663 I really... I don't remember. 352 00:26:25,913 --> 00:26:28,541 - Dude, you did something to her. - No. 353 00:26:28,791 --> 00:26:30,835 Oh, yeah, you did. Because she shows up at my house, 354 00:26:31,085 --> 00:26:33,170 at 4 in the morning, saying that she wanted me back. 355 00:26:33,420 --> 00:26:36,340 She even said that if I needed more time, 356 00:26:36,590 --> 00:26:39,510 that she understood completely. 357 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,428 How fucking crazy. 358 00:26:43,597 --> 00:26:48,144 Chalk one up for the blokes. Thanks to me, Marlon won the game. 359 00:26:48,436 --> 00:26:50,646 Which means he's off scot-free, and so am I. 360 00:26:50,896 --> 00:26:53,607 This is a bloody miracle. That's fantastic. Fantastic. 361 00:26:53,816 --> 00:26:55,901 - Come on, what did you say to her? - Look, look. 362 00:26:56,152 --> 00:26:58,737 - It's all good. - Come on, what did you say? 363 00:27:00,197 --> 00:27:01,532 I asked her to marry me. 364 00:27:07,329 --> 00:27:09,790 You know you're my best man, right? 365 00:27:11,125 --> 00:27:13,043 Moral of the story: 366 00:27:13,294 --> 00:27:16,505 No good deed goes unpunished. 367 00:28:12,561 --> 00:28:14,146 New word for the day? 368 00:28:16,690 --> 00:28:17,942 "Resilience: 369 00:28:18,692 --> 00:28:23,489 The ability to readily recover after disappointment or loss." 370 00:28:25,282 --> 00:28:28,035 Capacity to spring back. 371 00:28:28,285 --> 00:28:31,330 Understand, it's not about replacing Julie. 372 00:28:31,580 --> 00:28:34,166 I just wanna get back to the simple life: 373 00:28:34,416 --> 00:28:37,044 Women who mean nothing to me. 374 00:28:39,130 --> 00:28:43,092 So I've struck up a friendship with a nightclub hostess called Uta. 375 00:28:43,342 --> 00:28:44,844 Hello, Uta. 376 00:28:59,191 --> 00:29:01,527 Now, as a heat-seeking bachelor, 377 00:29:01,777 --> 00:29:03,612 I have to live by some very simple rules. 378 00:29:03,863 --> 00:29:06,699 Alfie Elkins' credo or philosophy, 379 00:29:06,949 --> 00:29:10,077 which is probably best summed up by the only advice 380 00:29:10,327 --> 00:29:12,288 my father ever gave me. 381 00:29:12,538 --> 00:29:17,001 He said, "Son, whenever you meet a beautiful woman... 382 00:29:18,502 --> 00:29:22,506 just remember, somewhere there's a bloke who's sick of shagging her." 383 00:29:22,756 --> 00:29:25,009 - Can I help you, man? - G and T, please. 384 00:29:25,468 --> 00:29:29,680 Explain to me what everyone sees in that Eurotrash? 385 00:29:47,865 --> 00:29:51,410 I think it's incredibly unfair that it's acceptable for men 386 00:29:51,660 --> 00:29:53,500 to be sexually experimental, then with a woman, 387 00:29:53,746 --> 00:29:57,958 if she wants to try something... A kiss or a threesome. 388 00:29:58,209 --> 00:30:00,920 You know, that they'd be judged. I wouldn't judge them. 389 00:30:01,170 --> 00:30:03,881 And I think if you two were to kiss, I would... I would just... 390 00:30:04,089 --> 00:30:08,761 I would just see it as a thing of beauty. 391 00:30:10,012 --> 00:30:12,807 Although I'm living every guy's Rat Pack fantasy, 392 00:30:13,057 --> 00:30:15,601 something feels a bit off. 393 00:30:15,851 --> 00:30:17,770 And throwing myself back into the old lifestyle 394 00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:20,231 isn't going quite as smoothly as I'd hoped. 395 00:30:20,481 --> 00:30:21,899 Sorry. 396 00:30:22,149 --> 00:30:23,734 I'm sorry. 397 00:30:24,485 --> 00:30:26,695 You carry on without me. 398 00:30:27,321 --> 00:30:30,032 Oh, my loves, I... 399 00:30:30,241 --> 00:30:33,244 I don't know what happened. This is so unlike me. 400 00:30:33,994 --> 00:30:37,456 Yeah, you... You two just... 401 00:30:44,588 --> 00:30:47,842 I used to think there was nothing worse than death. 402 00:30:50,511 --> 00:30:53,472 Then, from out of nowhere... 403 00:30:55,641 --> 00:30:56,767 the unthinkable. 404 00:30:59,228 --> 00:31:03,023 Now I really don't get what everyone sees in you. 405 00:31:06,694 --> 00:31:09,697 It just keeps on happening and happening. 406 00:31:10,406 --> 00:31:13,617 Or more accurately, not happening and not happening. 407 00:31:15,744 --> 00:31:19,165 This never happens, Uta. Honestly, never. 408 00:31:22,460 --> 00:31:23,961 Honestly. 409 00:31:24,670 --> 00:31:27,214 Not the word around town... 410 00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:30,426 peewee. 411 00:31:35,514 --> 00:31:38,934 Mr Elkins? Miranda Kulp. 412 00:31:40,352 --> 00:31:41,979 Miranda. 413 00:31:42,229 --> 00:31:44,857 The penis doctor is a he with a little bit of she thrown in. 414 00:31:45,107 --> 00:31:48,611 So I understand you're experiencing some erectile dysfunction. 415 00:31:49,153 --> 00:31:53,991 I am experiencing a little... A little... A little bit of... What you just said. 416 00:31:54,241 --> 00:31:56,577 Not to worry. That's my area of expertise. 417 00:31:57,411 --> 00:32:01,916 So have you been under any unusual emotional stress lately, Mr Elkins? 418 00:32:02,166 --> 00:32:05,878 Stress? Emotional? Me? No, never. 419 00:32:07,546 --> 00:32:11,884 Well, unless you count that recent chat I had with Julie. 420 00:32:12,134 --> 00:32:13,719 I can't see you anymore, Alfie. 421 00:32:15,721 --> 00:32:17,973 - Why? You angry? - No, I'm really not angry. 422 00:32:18,224 --> 00:32:21,811 Just, you know, we want different things. 423 00:32:22,895 --> 00:32:25,981 And I can't have you traipsing in and out of Max's life. 424 00:32:30,986 --> 00:32:33,739 You've changed your hair, haven't you? 425 00:32:33,989 --> 00:32:35,407 You have, haven't you? No, you have. 426 00:32:35,658 --> 00:32:37,743 You've changed your hairdo. You cut it? 427 00:32:37,993 --> 00:32:39,703 It looks gorgeous. 428 00:32:39,954 --> 00:32:42,039 - Thanks. - How come...? 429 00:32:43,165 --> 00:32:46,168 How come you never had it like that when we were together? 430 00:32:46,418 --> 00:32:48,087 I really gotta go. 431 00:32:52,133 --> 00:32:53,592 Well, I guess... 432 00:32:54,635 --> 00:32:56,137 you need these back. 433 00:32:58,889 --> 00:33:00,474 Thank you. 434 00:33:04,854 --> 00:33:06,730 Alfie? 435 00:33:07,398 --> 00:33:08,691 You gonna be okay? 436 00:33:09,733 --> 00:33:13,362 Yeah. No worries. I'm always okay. 437 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:22,705 Alrighty, let's take a gander at that penis of yours. 438 00:33:29,962 --> 00:33:31,964 I see. 439 00:33:37,052 --> 00:33:38,471 Well. 440 00:33:38,721 --> 00:33:41,432 - It seems we have lift-off. - It seems we do. 441 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,309 Wunderschцn. 442 00:33:43,768 --> 00:33:45,227 What a relief. 443 00:33:45,811 --> 00:33:48,522 Well, I mean, if he can give me a stiffy, I should have no problem 444 00:33:48,731 --> 00:33:51,567 keeping it up for the target demographic, shouldn't I? 445 00:33:51,817 --> 00:33:54,737 Well, there doesn't appear to be anything physiologically wrong, 446 00:33:54,987 --> 00:33:57,782 so, in short, we can be fairly certain your problem 447 00:33:58,032 --> 00:34:02,203 - was simply stress-related. Julie-related. 448 00:34:02,453 --> 00:34:06,791 Like I always say, if they don't get you one way, they'll get you another. 449 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,668 However, 450 00:34:10,461 --> 00:34:15,925 - I did feel something a little kooky. - Kooky? 451 00:34:16,175 --> 00:34:19,261 There is nothing to get upset about, Mr Elkins. 452 00:34:20,095 --> 00:34:23,724 I thought I felt a lump... 453 00:34:25,309 --> 00:34:27,186 on your penis. 454 00:34:27,436 --> 00:34:30,064 But with any luck, it will be nothing. 455 00:34:31,857 --> 00:34:35,361 The words "lump" and "penis" in the same sentence. 456 00:34:35,611 --> 00:34:37,988 There's something you don't hear every day. 457 00:34:39,115 --> 00:34:43,285 And so young Alfred got an early Yuletide gift. 458 00:34:44,995 --> 00:34:47,289 A penis biopsy. 459 00:34:47,540 --> 00:34:50,584 I get my test results in three days... Well, five. 460 00:34:50,835 --> 00:34:54,463 Five counting the weekend. Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord. 461 00:34:54,713 --> 00:34:57,424 How am I gonna stop myself going completely bonkers? 462 00:34:57,633 --> 00:34:58,717 I'll be fine. 463 00:34:59,468 --> 00:35:01,470 I'll be fine. 464 00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:03,722 I'm a young man. 465 00:35:05,432 --> 00:35:08,227 Shift focus, Alfie. Shift... 466 00:35:08,477 --> 00:35:10,771 Let's go, kids. Let's go. 467 00:35:18,195 --> 00:35:20,656 Move along, children. Look straight ahead. 468 00:35:21,365 --> 00:35:23,993 Come on. Do not look at the man. Look straight ahead. 469 00:35:24,243 --> 00:35:27,830 In the meantime, perhaps I'm safer hobbling on home. 470 00:35:44,346 --> 00:35:47,558 Alfie, dear, what's wrong? You look like death warmed over. 471 00:35:47,808 --> 00:35:50,436 No, I've just... I've got a bit of a football injury, that's all, 472 00:35:50,686 --> 00:35:52,480 Mrs Schnitman... Hello, Mrs Liberman. 473 00:35:52,730 --> 00:35:54,231 You two look lovely. Where you going? 474 00:35:54,482 --> 00:35:57,109 - Shopping. You need anything? - I'm fine. 475 00:35:59,820 --> 00:36:00,863 Hello. 476 00:36:01,572 --> 00:36:03,532 Can I talk to you for a minute? 477 00:36:04,241 --> 00:36:05,785 Ladies, this is my friend Lonette. 478 00:36:06,035 --> 00:36:10,456 She's lovely. Good for you, dating an African-American. 479 00:36:10,706 --> 00:36:12,208 Yeah. 480 00:36:13,417 --> 00:36:17,588 Hey. Hey, girl. I missed you. 481 00:36:17,838 --> 00:36:21,509 Don't mind us. We're not here. You kids keep talking. 482 00:36:21,759 --> 00:36:24,303 - Very nice to meet you. - See you, Mrs Liberman. 483 00:36:24,553 --> 00:36:26,138 Shop till you drop, girls. 484 00:36:29,099 --> 00:36:30,768 So how have you been? 485 00:36:32,770 --> 00:36:34,688 I'm pregnant. 486 00:36:36,482 --> 00:36:38,150 It seems to me 487 00:36:38,359 --> 00:36:42,321 the problems you worry yourself sick about never seem to materialize. 488 00:36:42,530 --> 00:36:44,698 It's the ones that catch you unexpectedly 489 00:36:44,907 --> 00:36:48,410 on a Wednesday afternoon that knock you sideways. 490 00:36:50,579 --> 00:36:53,165 I offered to face the music with her... 491 00:36:53,374 --> 00:36:55,918 but she wanted to go it alone. 492 00:37:13,394 --> 00:37:17,440 We both knew that if the baby was born with any white-boy features 493 00:37:17,648 --> 00:37:20,359 it would mean the end of Lonette and Marlon. 494 00:37:20,943 --> 00:37:24,029 Not to mention your host for this evening. 495 00:37:25,281 --> 00:37:30,369 But standing in the cold, I find myself having regrets. 496 00:37:30,578 --> 00:37:32,288 Thinking thoughts like, 497 00:37:32,496 --> 00:37:36,083 "Here's another kid you'll never get a chance to know. 498 00:37:36,292 --> 00:37:38,335 Your own." 499 00:37:56,145 --> 00:37:57,688 Didn't take long. 500 00:38:06,447 --> 00:38:08,908 Bloody hell, you're freezing. 501 00:38:11,494 --> 00:38:12,745 How do you feel? 502 00:38:13,704 --> 00:38:15,498 Empty. 503 00:38:29,261 --> 00:38:33,390 That night in the bar, I thought I was getting something for nothing. 504 00:38:34,308 --> 00:38:37,603 Doesn't seem to have worked out that way, does it? 505 00:38:51,242 --> 00:38:52,243 Oh, man. 506 00:38:52,910 --> 00:38:56,288 If everything turns out okay, maybe this little brush with mortality 507 00:38:56,497 --> 00:38:57,706 is a sign. 508 00:38:58,415 --> 00:39:03,087 I should think about making... Making some changes. 509 00:39:03,337 --> 00:39:04,588 Possibly. 510 00:39:05,631 --> 00:39:06,757 - Next week. - Excuse me. 511 00:39:06,966 --> 00:39:09,969 Did I just...? Did you just look at me? Did I just notice you turn away? 512 00:39:10,177 --> 00:39:13,639 Look, if you know the results to my tests, and they're telling you... 513 00:39:13,848 --> 00:39:15,516 - Mr Elkins. - Please. Please. 514 00:39:15,724 --> 00:39:20,187 Mr Elkins, for the millionth time, sit down. 515 00:39:21,147 --> 00:39:26,277 Mr Belson, I have a cancellation on Tuesday at 11:30. 516 00:39:26,485 --> 00:39:28,529 I'm gonna be fine. 517 00:39:29,738 --> 00:39:32,032 - I just feel it. - Thank you. Goodbye. 518 00:39:40,833 --> 00:39:43,878 I'll just be a minute. Or ten. 519 00:39:45,045 --> 00:39:47,465 - It's all right. Take your time. - I don't have a choice. 520 00:39:47,673 --> 00:39:50,759 I used to pee. Now I trickle. 521 00:39:50,968 --> 00:39:53,846 - I'm Joe. What's your name? - Alfie. 522 00:39:54,638 --> 00:39:57,266 So how you doing, Alfie? 523 00:39:57,475 --> 00:40:01,395 - Hanging in. You? - Shitty. 524 00:40:02,813 --> 00:40:05,357 Yeah, me too. Me too. 525 00:40:06,317 --> 00:40:10,362 - I like the bolo tie. - Oh, thanks. I have a collection. 526 00:40:13,073 --> 00:40:15,785 You know, when you're old, you learn to be patient. 527 00:40:16,368 --> 00:40:17,369 Yeah. 528 00:40:17,578 --> 00:40:20,122 Used to be I never had time for nothing. Go, go, go. 529 00:40:20,331 --> 00:40:22,333 - I know that feeling. - Yeah. 530 00:40:22,541 --> 00:40:27,296 My wife was always hawking me to take a little vacation. Hawaii. Reno. 531 00:40:27,505 --> 00:40:29,715 I always said, "Next year, Evie, next year. 532 00:40:29,924 --> 00:40:32,092 I got too much on my platter." 533 00:40:32,718 --> 00:40:35,137 I always thought I'd have more time. 534 00:40:35,346 --> 00:40:39,058 Then one Sunday night, she takes the pot roast out of the oven. 535 00:40:39,266 --> 00:40:43,270 Yells, "Soup's on," and slumps to the kitchen floor. 536 00:40:43,479 --> 00:40:45,272 Just like that. 537 00:40:45,481 --> 00:40:47,399 Dead as disco. 538 00:40:47,608 --> 00:40:49,944 Jesus, I'm sorry. 539 00:40:50,152 --> 00:40:52,655 I tried picking up the pieces. 540 00:40:52,863 --> 00:40:55,407 Even went to Waikiki alone on the 8-day cruise package 541 00:40:55,616 --> 00:40:57,660 she was always yakking about. 542 00:40:58,244 --> 00:41:00,788 Couldn't get Evie out of my mind. 543 00:41:04,625 --> 00:41:07,253 There's two things I learned in life, kid: 544 00:41:07,461 --> 00:41:09,171 You find someone to love, 545 00:41:09,421 --> 00:41:11,966 and live every day as though it were your last. 546 00:41:16,178 --> 00:41:17,972 She's all yours, Alfie. 547 00:41:18,180 --> 00:41:19,723 Enjoy. 548 00:41:27,815 --> 00:41:29,608 You all right, son? 549 00:41:29,817 --> 00:41:33,070 Yeah. I hope so. 550 00:41:36,073 --> 00:41:39,702 Look, if you ever get bored or feel like schmoozing... 551 00:41:41,036 --> 00:41:43,289 give me a holler. 552 00:41:45,374 --> 00:41:47,626 - You'll never call. - Maybe I will. 553 00:41:47,877 --> 00:41:50,463 All right, good. We'll go to a bar together, hit on some chicks. 554 00:41:50,671 --> 00:41:52,089 Damn right. 555 00:41:52,298 --> 00:41:53,966 Thanks, Joe. 556 00:41:56,927 --> 00:41:58,762 Hey. 557 00:42:00,347 --> 00:42:02,266 I'm sorry about Evie. 558 00:42:05,269 --> 00:42:07,021 We... 559 00:42:07,229 --> 00:42:09,815 weren't all that fond of each other... 560 00:42:10,024 --> 00:42:13,944 but we were very close. 561 00:42:15,029 --> 00:42:18,824 - If you know what I mean. - I think I do. 562 00:42:45,851 --> 00:42:49,396 I've been thinking a lot lately about God and death. 563 00:42:49,605 --> 00:42:52,525 And how, if what they taught me in Bible class is true, 564 00:42:52,733 --> 00:42:54,652 I'm really in for it. 565 00:42:57,738 --> 00:43:00,574 But I won't be partying with Lucifer any time soon, 566 00:43:00,783 --> 00:43:02,743 because my test results were negative. 567 00:43:02,952 --> 00:43:05,538 I'm gonna live! I'm gonna live! 568 00:43:11,794 --> 00:43:14,672 I ruined my Prada lace-ups and I don't care. 569 00:43:18,259 --> 00:43:22,471 Don't think I've forgotten my oath to completely change my life, 570 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,515 because I haven't. 571 00:43:53,878 --> 00:43:56,881 Carrot-apple with a dash of wheat grass. 572 00:43:57,089 --> 00:43:58,424 Yep. 573 00:43:59,258 --> 00:44:02,344 Health is now priority number one. 574 00:44:03,888 --> 00:44:07,183 Business plan moves onto the fast track. 575 00:44:08,726 --> 00:44:12,480 - If you say so... - Tonight's preview at St. Ambrose... 576 00:44:14,148 --> 00:44:18,652 No, I definitely don't want to talk. Okay, hold on, what else have I got? 577 00:44:20,070 --> 00:44:23,157 Okay, yeah. 578 00:44:24,074 --> 00:44:25,951 All right, if we must, we must, but... 579 00:44:27,745 --> 00:44:30,790 New slate. New beginning. 580 00:44:51,894 --> 00:44:53,604 - What's your name, driver? - Alfie, sir. 581 00:44:53,813 --> 00:44:54,814 Wait here, Alfie. 582 00:44:55,064 --> 00:44:57,233 Do you know how long you're gonna be, roughly? 583 00:44:57,441 --> 00:45:00,152 - You got someplace to go? - No, I was just gonna nip off 584 00:45:00,319 --> 00:45:03,030 - and get a cup of tea. - Look, why don't you just stay put. 585 00:45:30,683 --> 00:45:32,810 Yea or nay? 586 00:45:34,353 --> 00:45:38,065 A definite yea, I think. Really. 587 00:45:38,274 --> 00:45:40,526 Stunning. Wouldn't you say so, sir? 588 00:45:40,776 --> 00:45:43,279 I'm sorry, didn't I ask you to wait by the car? 589 00:45:43,529 --> 00:45:46,282 I reckoned I should help the lady with her packages. 590 00:45:46,532 --> 00:45:48,159 Definite yea? 591 00:45:50,161 --> 00:45:51,912 I think. 592 00:45:52,121 --> 00:45:55,166 With one minor... 593 00:45:55,374 --> 00:45:56,750 - May I? - You may. 594 00:45:56,959 --> 00:45:58,502 Adjustment. 595 00:46:06,218 --> 00:46:10,139 Bullfighter. Another lifetime. Don't ask. 596 00:46:13,684 --> 00:46:15,227 Fifty, if she's a day. 597 00:46:15,436 --> 00:46:16,937 But don't they say 50 is the new 40, 598 00:46:17,146 --> 00:46:19,440 and is she not living proof? 599 00:46:19,648 --> 00:46:22,526 I mean, have a look. Beautifully preserved. 600 00:46:23,819 --> 00:46:26,447 And cleavage like the Holland Tunnel. 601 00:46:28,032 --> 00:46:29,825 - Better? - Much. 602 00:46:30,075 --> 00:46:33,871 You are so right to trust Chanel. A pair of hot-pink stilettos, 603 00:46:34,079 --> 00:46:36,040 and you're good to go. 604 00:46:37,166 --> 00:46:40,252 - Well, aren't you Mr Full-Service? - We try. 605 00:46:43,130 --> 00:46:46,342 - He's getting a little pissy, isn't he? - Oh, it's fine. It's good for him. 606 00:46:46,550 --> 00:46:50,054 - Is your husband a lot older than you? - He's not my husband. 607 00:46:51,222 --> 00:46:53,015 He's wearing a wedding ring. 608 00:46:53,224 --> 00:46:56,519 Well, I never said he wasn't somebody else's husband. 609 00:47:08,114 --> 00:47:09,914 - Grab the stuff from the trunk? - You got it. 610 00:47:09,949 --> 00:47:11,367 Cheers. 611 00:47:17,748 --> 00:47:21,252 Ma'am, if you require my services in the future. 612 00:47:22,837 --> 00:47:26,215 Happy Christmas, sir. Ma'am. 613 00:47:28,217 --> 00:47:32,304 Now that, my friends, is a real woman. 614 00:47:32,513 --> 00:47:35,224 Smart and sexy and... 615 00:47:35,641 --> 00:47:39,603 You noticed the little flirt going on between us, huh? 616 00:47:43,649 --> 00:47:45,317 Makes me think, 617 00:47:45,526 --> 00:47:48,279 if a woman like that, of that calibre 618 00:47:48,487 --> 00:47:49,967 should take notice of a bloke like me, 619 00:47:50,156 --> 00:47:53,325 then, perhaps... 620 00:47:54,743 --> 00:47:58,539 Perhaps I'm selling myself a bit short. 621 00:47:59,123 --> 00:48:00,875 In a flash, 622 00:48:01,083 --> 00:48:03,794 I have my New Year's resolution. 623 00:48:04,753 --> 00:48:06,589 Aim higher. 624 00:48:17,725 --> 00:48:21,103 Catastrophic. Doomed. 625 00:48:21,312 --> 00:48:24,482 Desolate. Cataclysmic. 626 00:48:24,690 --> 00:48:26,942 Bought him a word-of-the-day calendar for Christmas. 627 00:48:27,735 --> 00:48:28,944 Big mistake. 628 00:48:29,153 --> 00:48:31,363 Holiday season, busiest time of the year. 629 00:48:31,572 --> 00:48:32,907 I try to run a business. 630 00:48:33,115 --> 00:48:36,285 - What's the problem, Mr Wing? - Your soul brother. 631 00:48:36,494 --> 00:48:38,579 He quit. 632 00:48:44,001 --> 00:48:47,463 In the letter Marlon left me, he called me his best friend... 633 00:48:48,297 --> 00:48:51,675 but apologized for bailing on our business scheme. 634 00:48:51,884 --> 00:48:55,054 He said his whole thing now was to make Lonette happy. 635 00:48:55,721 --> 00:48:57,431 They decided, on the spur of the moment, 636 00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,683 to move upstate, 637 00:48:59,934 --> 00:49:02,812 and I had a standing invite to drop by any time. 638 00:49:03,979 --> 00:49:06,941 Somehow Lonette convinced Marlon 639 00:49:07,149 --> 00:49:10,152 it would be too painful to say our goodbyes in person. 640 00:49:10,361 --> 00:49:12,238 And to make matters worse, 641 00:49:12,446 --> 00:49:16,117 it all dovetails into the second loneliest night of the year: 642 00:49:19,161 --> 00:49:21,413 Christmas Eve. 643 00:49:23,332 --> 00:49:27,128 A night that brings on all those familiar festive feelings 644 00:49:27,336 --> 00:49:32,800 of hopelessness, anguish, despair. 645 00:49:33,425 --> 00:49:36,637 Not a great time to be flying solo. 646 00:49:37,263 --> 00:49:41,058 That's why I'm of the belief couples should never split up 647 00:49:41,267 --> 00:49:43,519 between Thanksgiving and January 2nd. 648 00:49:44,103 --> 00:49:48,023 Always have a relationship to see you through the holidays. Always. 649 00:49:48,232 --> 00:49:51,110 The downside, of course, being gifts. 650 00:49:55,698 --> 00:49:58,826 Personally, I've always suspected that everyone else 651 00:49:59,034 --> 00:50:01,912 is having a far merrier Christmas than I am. 652 00:50:02,121 --> 00:50:05,624 Not that I've ever actually had a Christmas. 653 00:50:06,542 --> 00:50:08,085 That's a whole other Dickens story. 654 00:50:08,294 --> 00:50:11,338 Taxi. 655 00:50:11,964 --> 00:50:14,008 Excuse me. 656 00:50:15,593 --> 00:50:19,763 I'm sorry, mate, it's against the law for me to carry any more than... 657 00:50:27,313 --> 00:50:29,774 Thank the Lord. 658 00:50:30,983 --> 00:50:33,444 A Christmas miracle. 659 00:50:37,531 --> 00:50:39,742 All right, hop in. 660 00:50:39,950 --> 00:50:43,204 Thanks for saving us. I was freezing my little tush off. 661 00:50:43,454 --> 00:50:46,499 No worries. You know, it's pretty full back there. 662 00:50:46,749 --> 00:50:49,627 - Why don't you... - Good idea. 663 00:50:49,835 --> 00:50:51,086 Why don't I? 664 00:50:53,214 --> 00:50:55,257 Hey, watch the champagne. 665 00:50:59,303 --> 00:51:01,013 All in. 666 00:51:10,898 --> 00:51:14,819 - They don't get out much. - You wanna watch out, you guys. 667 00:51:15,027 --> 00:51:18,405 You'll end up with a lump of coal in your stocking. 668 00:51:18,614 --> 00:51:20,199 You're English. 669 00:51:20,407 --> 00:51:22,326 I love English. 670 00:51:22,576 --> 00:51:24,703 - What's your name? - Alfie. 671 00:51:33,003 --> 00:51:35,714 You wanna abuse a little substance, Alfie? 672 00:51:35,965 --> 00:51:37,633 No, thanks. I'm trying to quit. 673 00:51:39,051 --> 00:51:41,929 All right. One hit. 674 00:51:57,236 --> 00:51:58,654 Merry Christmastime 675 00:52:12,793 --> 00:52:16,714 There's an expression the Yanks use, "Go with the flow." 676 00:52:18,716 --> 00:52:21,135 So, yeah, I got a dose of the holiday blues. 677 00:52:21,343 --> 00:52:26,599 But when a girl of this mind-blowing calibre invites you to a party, 678 00:52:26,807 --> 00:52:30,519 it's time to get going and start flowing. 679 00:52:33,439 --> 00:52:34,815 Maybe it's the late hour. 680 00:52:38,194 --> 00:52:41,030 Maybe it's the heavily spiked eggnog. 681 00:52:44,325 --> 00:52:46,911 Maybe it was simply a mutual desperate desire 682 00:52:47,119 --> 00:52:50,080 to have ourselves a merry little Christmas. 683 00:52:50,706 --> 00:52:54,502 Whatever the reason, hooking up has never gone more swimmingly, 684 00:52:54,710 --> 00:52:59,924 and I find myself saying something highly out of character: 685 00:53:00,132 --> 00:53:04,386 I'm renovating my apartment on the Upper West Side. 686 00:53:05,763 --> 00:53:08,182 But, say, you could... 687 00:53:08,390 --> 00:53:13,187 crash at my sublet, if you want. 688 00:53:14,146 --> 00:53:17,024 See you through the holidays. 689 00:53:17,650 --> 00:53:19,902 That sounds inviting. 690 00:53:27,034 --> 00:53:31,122 And so it came to pass, that after all those years, 691 00:53:31,330 --> 00:53:35,876 little Alfred finally got what he wanted for Christmas. 692 00:53:47,805 --> 00:53:50,599 The 12 days of Christmas were flying by 693 00:53:50,808 --> 00:53:53,018 at a surrealistic pace. 694 00:53:54,645 --> 00:53:57,565 Yeah, it's been quite the ride. 695 00:54:01,777 --> 00:54:04,488 The package was irresistible. 696 00:54:04,780 --> 00:54:09,368 A showstopper with a new-school brand of sexiness. 697 00:54:10,327 --> 00:54:13,164 Who wouldn't get off on the way she makes heads turn? 698 00:54:14,331 --> 00:54:16,584 Plus, we have so much in common. 699 00:54:18,836 --> 00:54:22,840 - She's sweet, fun, original, exciting, - Adore you. 700 00:54:23,048 --> 00:54:24,842 Full of surprises. 701 00:54:25,092 --> 00:54:29,430 Oh, and did I mention, she makes a cracking good bed. 702 00:54:31,974 --> 00:54:33,976 I began to wonder, 703 00:54:34,185 --> 00:54:35,770 could this be the one... 704 00:54:38,439 --> 00:54:41,150 who finally holds my attention? 705 00:54:42,651 --> 00:54:44,779 Happy New Year! 706 00:54:58,417 --> 00:55:00,252 In every doomed relationship, 707 00:55:00,503 --> 00:55:02,797 there comes what I like to call 708 00:55:03,005 --> 00:55:06,884 "the uh-oh moment." 709 00:55:07,134 --> 00:55:08,694 When a certain little something happens, 710 00:55:08,886 --> 00:55:11,764 and you know you've just witnessed the beginning of the end. 711 00:55:12,598 --> 00:55:15,184 And suddenly you stop and you think: 712 00:55:15,392 --> 00:55:19,313 "Uh-oh, iceberg ahead." 713 00:55:21,357 --> 00:55:24,276 With Nikki, that was the first of many... 714 00:55:24,944 --> 00:55:27,113 uh-oh moments. 715 00:55:27,696 --> 00:55:30,407 It began with petty arguments. 716 00:55:32,243 --> 00:55:36,163 Followed by random bouts of melancholia. 717 00:55:36,831 --> 00:55:40,709 Major highs and manic lows. 718 00:55:41,335 --> 00:55:44,421 This girl never knows when she's had one too many. 719 00:55:45,005 --> 00:55:49,969 And there had been constant displays of erratic, reckless behaviour. 720 00:55:50,177 --> 00:55:54,098 And thank you, no. No, I did not have insurance. 721 00:55:55,975 --> 00:56:00,855 But whenever I begin to feel there's little reason to go on, 722 00:56:01,397 --> 00:56:06,068 I'm reminded that we still have one very major thing in common. 723 00:56:06,944 --> 00:56:10,406 If only she didn't insist on smoking before, 724 00:56:10,656 --> 00:56:12,658 after 725 00:56:13,367 --> 00:56:15,411 and during. 726 00:56:18,914 --> 00:56:21,375 What time are you gonna be home, honey? 727 00:56:21,584 --> 00:56:23,043 Hear that? 728 00:56:23,252 --> 00:56:25,421 "What time are you gonna be home, honey?" 729 00:56:26,005 --> 00:56:28,340 That's dangerously close to wife-speak to me. 730 00:56:28,591 --> 00:56:31,635 Because I'm making something really special for din-din. 731 00:56:32,344 --> 00:56:33,721 Din-din? 732 00:56:33,971 --> 00:56:35,347 I'll call later. 733 00:56:36,474 --> 00:56:41,479 Listen, are you sure you don't think that colour's a little bit intense? 734 00:56:41,729 --> 00:56:46,108 - I think you're a little bit intense. - Careful, 735 00:56:46,358 --> 00:56:48,694 because you've got paint all over your hands. 736 00:56:50,488 --> 00:56:54,450 Plus, you're wearing my favourite shirt to paint the house in, Nik. Don't... 737 00:56:58,245 --> 00:57:00,498 Sorry, baby. 738 00:57:03,334 --> 00:57:05,002 I gotta run. 739 00:57:05,252 --> 00:57:06,378 No, I've gotta run. 740 00:57:06,587 --> 00:57:10,716 I bet that I can make it worth your while to stay. 741 00:57:11,884 --> 00:57:14,678 I'm sure you can. But you know what? I've got that meeting. 742 00:57:15,262 --> 00:57:17,723 - Haven't I? - Yeah. 743 00:57:25,439 --> 00:57:29,360 You know you're in trouble when a sight like that can't keep you planted. 744 00:57:30,736 --> 00:57:34,073 When I was a boy at St. Alban's Secondary School, 745 00:57:34,281 --> 00:57:36,826 the school took us on this cultural trip 746 00:57:37,034 --> 00:57:39,036 to observe art at one of the... 747 00:57:39,411 --> 00:57:41,288 One of those big famous London museums. 748 00:57:42,331 --> 00:57:43,499 Anyway, when I was there, 749 00:57:43,707 --> 00:57:47,211 I came across this statue of a Greek goddess in marble. 750 00:57:47,419 --> 00:57:51,090 Aphrodi... Aphrodite, something like that. 751 00:57:51,298 --> 00:57:53,759 Beautiful, she was. 752 00:57:54,718 --> 00:57:57,888 Perfect female form. 753 00:57:58,097 --> 00:57:59,932 Chiselled features. 754 00:58:00,141 --> 00:58:01,976 Exquisite. 755 00:58:03,269 --> 00:58:05,229 I stood in awe of her. 756 00:58:05,771 --> 00:58:08,607 Finally, the teacher calls us all over, and I'm walking past it, 757 00:58:08,816 --> 00:58:13,070 and on the way I notice, in the side of this Greek goddess, 758 00:58:13,279 --> 00:58:17,450 all these cracks, chips, imperfections. 759 00:58:18,117 --> 00:58:19,743 Ruined her for me. 760 00:58:22,663 --> 00:58:24,582 Well, that's Nikki. 761 00:58:26,125 --> 00:58:28,752 A beautiful sculpture... 762 00:58:28,961 --> 00:58:30,629 damaged... 763 00:58:30,838 --> 00:58:34,133 in a way you don't notice till you get too close. 764 00:58:44,143 --> 00:58:46,353 I lost the signal for a second there. 765 00:58:48,522 --> 00:58:50,149 But I don't know. 766 00:58:50,357 --> 00:58:52,943 It's just a lot of personal stuff going on. 767 00:58:53,152 --> 00:58:54,570 You know what I mean? 768 00:58:59,492 --> 00:59:01,327 - Oh, I know. - Welcome, Mr Alfie. 769 00:59:01,535 --> 00:59:04,246 Good to see you, Elvis. Look, I hope you don't mind me rambling on. 770 00:59:04,413 --> 00:59:06,874 - Enjoy your evening, sir. - Thank you. 771 00:59:09,710 --> 00:59:13,881 As you can see, the lad's moving up in the world. 772 00:59:17,593 --> 00:59:20,471 It's just that I've got this friend who's, 773 00:59:20,679 --> 00:59:24,391 let's say, outstayed his welcome. 774 00:59:27,603 --> 00:59:28,771 Absolutely right. 775 00:59:28,979 --> 00:59:32,900 It's a lot tougher getting them out than getting them in. I like that. 776 00:59:33,109 --> 00:59:35,569 You'll never guess who I'm dropping in on now. 777 00:59:35,778 --> 00:59:38,018 I wouldn't have believed it myself a couple of weeks ago. 778 00:59:38,072 --> 00:59:40,116 Why don't you just try being honest, 779 00:59:40,324 --> 00:59:43,869 and tell your friend that the hotel is under new management 780 00:59:44,078 --> 00:59:48,040 and that they have to vacate the premises. You know what I mean. 781 00:59:48,249 --> 00:59:50,167 That kimono 782 00:59:50,376 --> 00:59:53,420 does wonders for your ducolletage. 783 00:59:54,421 --> 00:59:57,675 - Big word. - Big ducolletage. 784 01:00:08,686 --> 01:00:11,605 Why don't we have a drink and you can tell me the rest of your troubles. 785 01:00:11,814 --> 01:00:15,901 Instead of me listening to hers. That's a change. 786 01:00:16,110 --> 01:00:20,030 You know, for someone so very young, you're terribly wise. 787 01:00:22,032 --> 01:00:23,868 Secret admirer? 788 01:00:24,785 --> 01:00:27,037 One of many. 789 01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:31,000 You would never think of bringing a girl flowers, would you, Alfie? 790 01:00:31,208 --> 01:00:33,335 It would only encourage them. 791 01:00:33,544 --> 01:00:35,421 I'm gonna make us that drink. 792 01:00:35,671 --> 01:00:37,173 What's your poison, sweetheart? 793 01:00:37,381 --> 01:00:41,427 I'll have a spot of whiskey, please. Midleton Rare, if you've got it. 794 01:00:41,635 --> 01:00:43,762 I like dropping a fancy brand name in now and again, 795 01:00:43,971 --> 01:00:45,851 let her know she ain't the only one been around. 796 01:00:45,890 --> 01:00:50,060 Why not make this an absinthe afternoon? 797 01:00:50,269 --> 01:00:52,021 Brilliant. 798 01:00:53,189 --> 01:00:56,859 - No idea what she's talking about. - You've had absinthe? 799 01:00:57,109 --> 01:00:59,904 Not recently, no. Remind me, what is it again? 800 01:01:00,112 --> 01:01:04,742 The Green Fairy. The French impressionists' liquid drug of choice. 801 01:01:05,576 --> 01:01:09,872 And I got you some of those little egg thingies you like so much. 802 01:01:17,671 --> 01:01:20,508 I mention I like something once, next thing I know, 803 01:01:20,716 --> 01:01:22,426 I get it on a silver platter. 804 01:01:35,022 --> 01:01:36,899 Perfect, huh? 805 01:01:37,108 --> 01:01:39,485 Kind of pad I plan to earn myself one day. 806 01:01:39,693 --> 01:01:43,405 Understated elegance with just a touch of the trendy. 807 01:01:45,074 --> 01:01:47,409 She's a regular fashionista. 808 01:01:47,868 --> 01:01:51,205 You don't have to tell this one which slingbacks go with which frock. 809 01:01:51,914 --> 01:01:53,958 Owns her own cosmetics company. 810 01:01:54,166 --> 01:01:56,627 Empire, actually. 811 01:01:56,836 --> 01:01:59,004 Started out doing facials in a fancy salon. 812 01:01:59,213 --> 01:02:02,341 Took a handful of mud, mixed it with a dash of papaya, 813 01:02:02,550 --> 01:02:06,011 put it on the market, All this. 814 01:02:06,220 --> 01:02:09,265 This stuff is so illegal. 815 01:02:10,141 --> 01:02:13,144 I smuggled a whole batch of it back from Prague 816 01:02:13,394 --> 01:02:16,105 in Listerine bottles. 817 01:02:21,152 --> 01:02:24,029 Oh, I checked out your business plan. 818 01:02:27,658 --> 01:02:30,494 - And? - I'm impressed. 819 01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:33,122 - You seem surprised. - Not at all. 820 01:02:33,372 --> 01:02:35,624 Because underneath all that bravado 821 01:02:35,833 --> 01:02:38,544 beats the heart of a guy who's a lot smarter than he thinks he is, 822 01:02:38,711 --> 01:02:43,549 but not nearly as cocky as he'd like everybody else to believe. 823 01:02:49,180 --> 01:02:55,311 What are we...? What exactly are we basing this on? 824 01:02:55,519 --> 01:02:59,190 This insight into my personality? 825 01:03:04,528 --> 01:03:07,615 That it takes one to know one. 826 01:03:24,673 --> 01:03:26,467 What? 827 01:03:27,593 --> 01:03:30,513 I was just wondering if there's a clever little tattoo artist out there 828 01:03:30,721 --> 01:03:35,101 who could change "Pablo" into "Alfie." 829 01:03:40,981 --> 01:03:43,567 Here's to clever little tattoo artists. 830 01:03:55,329 --> 01:03:57,081 Jesus. 831 01:04:01,836 --> 01:04:04,964 It made me feel all warm going down. 832 01:04:05,172 --> 01:04:07,424 That's my job. 833 01:04:16,100 --> 01:04:18,310 You know what they say. 834 01:04:20,062 --> 01:04:22,106 What do they say? 835 01:04:24,859 --> 01:04:28,362 Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. 836 01:04:33,492 --> 01:04:35,453 Oh, great. 837 01:04:41,750 --> 01:04:43,335 Check this out. 838 01:04:48,257 --> 01:04:50,551 Have a look at the size of this tub. 839 01:04:50,759 --> 01:04:53,095 She's had two husbands, both croaked, 840 01:04:53,304 --> 01:04:56,182 and I have a feeling this was the scene of the crime. 841 01:04:56,807 --> 01:04:59,226 Come on, baby, let's get wet. 842 01:05:06,901 --> 01:05:08,277 If she keeps this up, 843 01:05:08,486 --> 01:05:12,698 we're gonna be updating that tattoo of hers a lot sooner than she thinks. 844 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:27,338 Remember how little Alfred finally got what he wanted for Christmas? 845 01:05:29,673 --> 01:05:32,551 Be careful what you wish for. 846 01:05:43,771 --> 01:05:45,940 There's something else. 847 01:05:57,910 --> 01:05:59,245 Dozed off? 848 01:06:01,455 --> 01:06:03,749 Yeah. 849 01:06:04,875 --> 01:06:07,336 I tried waiting up for you. 850 01:06:09,380 --> 01:06:13,342 - Your meeting ran late, huh? - Very. I'm knackered. 851 01:06:13,551 --> 01:06:15,511 And wet. 852 01:06:16,637 --> 01:06:18,973 But... 853 01:06:19,181 --> 01:06:23,769 I do want us to have a little chat, Nikki. 854 01:06:26,105 --> 01:06:28,107 Okay. 855 01:06:28,315 --> 01:06:30,609 Sure. 856 01:06:30,818 --> 01:06:33,279 Why don't we talk over a midnight snack. 857 01:06:33,487 --> 01:06:37,158 I made roast beef and Yorkshire pudding. 858 01:06:37,741 --> 01:06:40,578 That was your favorite as a young lad, right? 859 01:06:41,787 --> 01:06:44,665 And check the place out, if you please. 860 01:06:45,624 --> 01:06:50,337 - Your little girl worked her fanny off. - I noticed. It looks brilliant. 861 01:06:51,338 --> 01:06:53,174 Really smashing. 862 01:06:54,091 --> 01:06:57,136 - So, Nik... - Alfie, I've been thinking. 863 01:06:58,345 --> 01:07:01,557 Will you look at these cute little potatoes? 864 01:07:05,519 --> 01:07:10,065 Okay. I know I have been a real handful lately. 865 01:07:11,275 --> 01:07:14,862 I don't know, I think it has to do a lot with me feeling displaced... 866 01:07:16,822 --> 01:07:19,658 and not totally trusting. 867 01:07:21,327 --> 01:07:23,954 Sweetie, cutting to the chase. 868 01:07:24,163 --> 01:07:27,500 I am gonna do better. 869 01:07:28,584 --> 01:07:29,752 I promise. 870 01:07:30,461 --> 01:07:34,131 I am gonna take my medication religiously from now on. 871 01:07:34,340 --> 01:07:38,511 And everything, everything is gonna be easy and breezy. 872 01:07:38,761 --> 01:07:40,888 Sound good? Honey? 873 01:07:41,305 --> 01:07:44,266 So come, come and sit. A feast awaits. 874 01:07:45,351 --> 01:07:47,228 I already ate, Nik. 875 01:07:48,562 --> 01:07:49,730 Of course. 876 01:07:49,939 --> 01:07:52,108 No worries, we'll have leftovers. 877 01:07:52,316 --> 01:07:56,862 I can whip up a little corned beef hash for brunch. 878 01:08:04,161 --> 01:08:06,580 What's the matter, Alfie? 879 01:08:06,831 --> 01:08:09,041 Nothing. I just... 880 01:08:11,085 --> 01:08:13,337 I've got a lot on my mind and... 881 01:08:14,296 --> 01:08:16,549 - I'm feeling a bit... - What? 882 01:08:18,050 --> 01:08:21,971 Cold? Distant? Remote? What? 883 01:08:22,972 --> 01:08:25,683 Oh, Nik, this is a complete drag. 884 01:08:26,559 --> 01:08:30,062 Everything happened so quickly. 885 01:08:31,480 --> 01:08:34,567 - I'm not the best at this sort of thing. - What sort of thing? 886 01:08:36,861 --> 01:08:38,237 I... 887 01:08:38,737 --> 01:08:41,490 don't know exactly how to say it. 888 01:08:42,450 --> 01:08:44,326 Sure you do, Alfie. 889 01:08:47,079 --> 01:08:50,958 You've had plenty of experience dumping girls. 890 01:09:07,975 --> 01:09:09,810 Don't worry. 891 01:09:10,686 --> 01:09:13,606 I'm already gone. 892 01:10:11,413 --> 01:10:13,499 Strange. 893 01:10:13,707 --> 01:10:16,335 But even when you know it has to end... 894 01:10:17,169 --> 01:10:19,338 when it finally does... 895 01:10:20,256 --> 01:10:23,467 you always get that inevitable twinge: 896 01:10:24,260 --> 01:10:27,304 Have I done the right thing? 897 01:10:36,021 --> 01:10:38,649 I must admit... 898 01:10:38,858 --> 01:10:41,318 I do miss the companionship. 899 01:10:44,572 --> 01:10:47,825 Nikki was a showstopper. 900 01:10:49,952 --> 01:10:54,165 But as me ugly old Aunt Gladys used to say, 901 01:10:55,958 --> 01:10:57,376 "Looks aren't everything." 902 01:10:57,585 --> 01:10:59,462 I used to think that was a load of bollocks, 903 01:11:00,713 --> 01:11:03,924 but just lately I've been thinking... 904 01:11:04,133 --> 01:11:06,844 maybe the old bat had something. 905 01:11:48,928 --> 01:11:50,679 Julie? 906 01:11:51,847 --> 01:11:53,641 Alfie, hi. 907 01:11:53,891 --> 01:11:55,309 What a surprise. 908 01:11:55,851 --> 01:11:59,939 - God, I haven't seen you since... - Yeah. 909 01:12:00,606 --> 01:12:02,775 You look... You look amazing. 910 01:12:02,983 --> 01:12:05,569 Thanks. You too. You look good too. 911 01:12:06,737 --> 01:12:09,073 I'm getting over a cold. 912 01:12:09,323 --> 01:12:13,160 - But you're okay otherwise? - I'm fine. I'm always fine. 913 01:12:16,122 --> 01:12:17,748 It's good to see you. 914 01:12:19,083 --> 01:12:20,709 And you. 915 01:12:26,382 --> 01:12:28,509 Hey, you know, I was... 916 01:12:30,469 --> 01:12:33,430 I'm sorry about what happened between us. 917 01:12:34,265 --> 01:12:37,977 And I'm sorry how it all ended up. It wasn't... 918 01:12:38,185 --> 01:12:40,646 It wasn't good. 919 01:12:44,191 --> 01:12:49,655 I felt bad about not seeing Max and about not seeing you. 920 01:12:53,617 --> 01:12:56,787 - It's water under the bridge. - Good. 921 01:12:59,665 --> 01:13:01,167 You know... 922 01:13:02,543 --> 01:13:04,086 I'm wondering... 923 01:13:09,175 --> 01:13:11,343 Maybe we... 924 01:13:11,552 --> 01:13:14,763 You know I can never promise anything. 925 01:13:15,681 --> 01:13:17,683 But if you want, if you like, 926 01:13:17,892 --> 01:13:19,310 maybe we could see each other again. 927 01:13:19,769 --> 01:13:21,812 It would be okay by me. 928 01:13:22,021 --> 01:13:24,857 It would be more than okay, it would be great. 929 01:13:25,065 --> 01:13:27,818 - Alfie, I... - Yeah? 930 01:13:28,736 --> 01:13:31,071 This is Adam. 931 01:13:34,158 --> 01:13:36,243 Hey, how are you? 932 01:13:36,452 --> 01:13:38,204 - Hey, how you doing, Adam? - Pretty good. 933 01:13:38,412 --> 01:13:40,164 - Adam. - Yeah. 934 01:13:46,545 --> 01:13:48,547 It was great running into you. 935 01:13:50,633 --> 01:13:54,011 - You look fantastic. - Thanks. 936 01:13:57,264 --> 01:13:59,558 What time is it? I've gotta go. 937 01:14:00,101 --> 01:14:02,645 I'm late for a meeting. Nice to meet you, Adam. 938 01:14:13,739 --> 01:14:15,157 Julie? 939 01:14:17,284 --> 01:14:20,329 - How's Max? - Oh, really good. 940 01:14:20,788 --> 01:14:23,082 Will you say hi? 941 01:14:23,290 --> 01:14:26,168 - Sure. - Or not. 942 01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:29,755 Be well. 943 01:15:16,844 --> 01:15:18,512 Hello. 944 01:15:20,848 --> 01:15:22,975 Hello. 945 01:15:28,105 --> 01:15:30,858 Mrs Wing, is everything...? 946 01:15:31,066 --> 01:15:32,860 Wing. 947 01:15:35,237 --> 01:15:36,989 Why are you crying? 948 01:15:37,198 --> 01:15:38,866 I'm not crying. Get out. 949 01:15:39,617 --> 01:15:43,287 - You sure? - I'm fine. Get out, Alfie. 950 01:15:43,537 --> 01:15:47,249 I'm sorry. I just wanted to see if I could borrow a car. 951 01:15:47,458 --> 01:15:49,585 She leave me. 952 01:15:49,794 --> 01:15:51,837 Sorry? 953 01:15:52,046 --> 01:15:54,548 Blossom leave me. 954 01:15:54,757 --> 01:15:59,261 Blossom? Is that your wife's name, Blossom? 955 01:15:59,470 --> 01:16:03,307 What I do wrong, Alfie? Love her? 956 01:16:05,101 --> 01:16:09,105 Look, mate. Come on, you can win her back. 957 01:16:09,313 --> 01:16:11,524 Woo her. Send flowers and chocolates. 958 01:16:11,732 --> 01:16:14,443 Write a poem. 959 01:16:14,610 --> 01:16:17,154 - That what you do? - Well, actually, no, I've never done that, 960 01:16:17,363 --> 01:16:20,616 but it may be a way to go. 961 01:16:22,326 --> 01:16:24,453 What rhyme with Blossom? 962 01:16:26,705 --> 01:16:30,417 I would try "awesome." 963 01:16:34,338 --> 01:16:36,132 Okay. 964 01:17:34,857 --> 01:17:37,818 You never cease to amaze. 965 01:17:38,027 --> 01:17:40,237 Hey. 966 01:17:40,738 --> 01:17:43,783 Great to see you too, Lon. 967 01:17:44,575 --> 01:17:48,162 I guess I should have rung. Hey, Sam. 968 01:17:48,370 --> 01:17:50,831 Well, that would have been a plan. 969 01:17:51,957 --> 01:17:54,752 Well, you know, I'm sorry, it was just... 970 01:17:55,544 --> 01:17:57,546 It's nice. 971 01:18:06,263 --> 01:18:09,350 Look, Lonette... 972 01:18:11,018 --> 01:18:14,188 This is so uncomfortable, I know. Because... 973 01:18:14,396 --> 01:18:17,608 You don't have to whisper. Marlon's not here. 974 01:18:24,490 --> 01:18:25,950 I really miss you both. 975 01:18:26,325 --> 01:18:29,370 And I just wondered, maybe... 976 01:18:30,079 --> 01:18:32,248 Maybe me and you could put it all behind us, 977 01:18:32,498 --> 01:18:36,585 pretend like it never happened, and then move forward, you know? 978 01:18:37,461 --> 01:18:39,588 I just... 979 01:18:40,589 --> 01:18:43,300 You know, Alfie... 980 01:18:44,009 --> 01:18:46,095 dropping by wasn't a good idea. 981 01:18:54,145 --> 01:18:56,272 You two didn't have a baby. 982 01:18:59,191 --> 01:19:01,360 You did have a baby. 983 01:19:02,319 --> 01:19:05,948 No, you were right the first time. 984 01:19:33,851 --> 01:19:37,855 Thinking back to that day at the clinic, I remember 985 01:19:38,063 --> 01:19:40,863 trying to look in Lon's eyes to see if I could even begin to understand 986 01:19:40,941 --> 01:19:46,030 what she was going through, and how she wouldn't look at me. 987 01:19:46,655 --> 01:19:48,824 And I think I knew then. 988 01:19:49,074 --> 01:19:52,328 I just didn't want to admit it to myself. 989 01:19:54,538 --> 01:19:57,082 So classically... 990 01:19:58,626 --> 01:20:00,920 I said nothing. 991 01:20:02,171 --> 01:20:05,007 I knew there was a good chance the baby 992 01:20:05,257 --> 01:20:07,593 could be Marlon's. 993 01:20:10,596 --> 01:20:13,349 At least, I hoped. 994 01:20:14,725 --> 01:20:16,685 This is a lot... 995 01:20:19,146 --> 01:20:21,357 for me too, Lon. 996 01:20:50,136 --> 01:20:52,429 Marlon stayed. 997 01:20:52,888 --> 01:20:54,557 For now. 998 01:21:03,107 --> 01:21:05,818 Is there anything I can do? 999 01:21:07,236 --> 01:21:09,864 What are you gonna do, Alfie? 1000 01:21:51,655 --> 01:21:52,698 Hey. 1001 01:21:58,746 --> 01:22:02,458 You know, I never... 1002 01:22:03,042 --> 01:22:06,420 - I never meant... - You never mean to hurt anybody. 1003 01:22:10,841 --> 01:22:13,052 But you do, Alfie. 1004 01:23:44,268 --> 01:23:47,021 I felt I needed a friend to talk to. 1005 01:23:47,229 --> 01:23:50,775 Problem was, they were suddenly in short supply. 1006 01:23:50,983 --> 01:23:56,447 And I don't remember being in the car. I just... I just... I was stopped. 1007 01:23:56,655 --> 01:23:58,324 And I'm crying. 1008 01:23:58,532 --> 01:24:03,078 - Crying for the little one? - I don't know exactly. 1009 01:24:03,913 --> 01:24:05,956 Maybe for him. 1010 01:24:07,374 --> 01:24:09,668 Mostly, I think, for me. 1011 01:24:11,629 --> 01:24:13,798 And Marlon. 1012 01:24:15,257 --> 01:24:18,886 I never had anybody look at me quite like that before. 1013 01:24:20,930 --> 01:24:24,308 And believe me, I've had some looks that could kill. 1014 01:24:27,770 --> 01:24:32,358 He stood by Lonette. I could've never, ever... 1015 01:24:32,566 --> 01:24:36,028 You don't know what you'll do till you really love someone. 1016 01:24:39,365 --> 01:24:40,783 Well, now what? 1017 01:24:42,201 --> 01:24:44,578 You gonna shoehorn yourself into the situation? 1018 01:24:44,787 --> 01:24:46,205 No. 1019 01:24:46,413 --> 01:24:50,292 You did the only thing you could do. You behaved like a gentleman. 1020 01:24:50,543 --> 01:24:52,503 I've never been accused of that before. 1021 01:24:52,711 --> 01:24:56,215 Don't get all choked up. You also behaved like a scheming, 1022 01:24:56,423 --> 01:25:00,469 backstabbing, so-low-you-can-look-up- a-snake's-asshole son of a bitch. 1023 01:25:00,678 --> 01:25:04,348 Next time, think before unzipping. 1024 01:25:06,350 --> 01:25:09,895 It's all right. You screwed up. 1025 01:25:10,104 --> 01:25:12,356 So, what are you gonna do? 1026 01:25:12,690 --> 01:25:15,109 Run to the bridge? 1027 01:25:15,776 --> 01:25:18,028 The question is... 1028 01:25:20,322 --> 01:25:23,701 what's gonna happen with the rest of your life? 1029 01:25:50,728 --> 01:25:53,522 I'd be lying if I didn't admit the events of the past few weeks 1030 01:25:53,731 --> 01:25:56,442 have knocked me for a bit of a loop. 1031 01:26:03,282 --> 01:26:06,118 All right, all right, all right. 1032 01:26:16,712 --> 01:26:18,130 Hello, mate. 1033 01:26:18,339 --> 01:26:19,924 And what can we do for you this evening? 1034 01:26:20,132 --> 01:26:21,967 - How much are one of those? - Five-fifty. 1035 01:26:22,176 --> 01:26:24,887 And you'll need to put them in water immediately. 1036 01:26:25,054 --> 01:26:27,223 Right, I'll have that. 1037 01:26:32,269 --> 01:26:33,896 Second thought. 1038 01:26:34,105 --> 01:26:36,482 Actually, this is sort of a special thing. 1039 01:26:36,941 --> 01:26:39,652 - What's the occasion? - Say again? 1040 01:26:39,902 --> 01:26:44,532 - Proposal? - No. No, no. 1041 01:26:45,699 --> 01:26:50,955 Well, I do want to extend an offer to maybe have a go at it for a bit, 1042 01:26:51,163 --> 01:26:53,040 give us a spin, that kind of thing. 1043 01:26:53,249 --> 01:26:56,585 I get it. Commitment issues. 1044 01:26:57,628 --> 01:27:00,965 Tell me what she, or he, is like, 1045 01:27:01,173 --> 01:27:03,050 and we'll find the appropriate bloom. 1046 01:27:03,634 --> 01:27:06,846 Well, she is... 1047 01:27:10,474 --> 01:27:14,270 You know what, she's adventurous. 1048 01:27:15,896 --> 01:27:20,651 - Frivole. - And very sexy. 1049 01:27:21,235 --> 01:27:23,821 I'm thinking Dolce Vita. 1050 01:27:24,029 --> 01:27:27,658 A little mischievous. You know, cheeky? 1051 01:27:27,908 --> 01:27:31,120 Avalanche, with a touch 1052 01:27:31,537 --> 01:27:34,999 of mio amore. 1053 01:27:35,916 --> 01:27:39,086 And then under it all, she's just... 1054 01:27:39,295 --> 01:27:43,382 She's just kind of sweet. 1055 01:28:07,990 --> 01:28:09,617 Liz? 1056 01:28:09,825 --> 01:28:12,953 - Hello? - It's me, my love. 1057 01:28:14,789 --> 01:28:19,001 Hey, I didn't expect to see you tonight. I thought you were working. 1058 01:28:19,210 --> 01:28:21,962 I had a cancellation, so I took the night off. 1059 01:28:22,171 --> 01:28:24,757 Listen, I thought we should get up early, get out of the city, 1060 01:28:25,007 --> 01:28:27,134 go to the country and see if we can stay 1061 01:28:27,343 --> 01:28:30,054 - at that B & B you're always on about. - I'd love to, but I can't. 1062 01:28:30,221 --> 01:28:32,021 I have an investors' breakfast in the morning. 1063 01:28:32,223 --> 01:28:35,184 - How about on the weekend? - Brilliant. Better. 1064 01:28:35,392 --> 01:28:38,187 All right. I thought you may... 1065 01:28:39,105 --> 01:28:41,941 Oh, my God. 1066 01:28:42,733 --> 01:28:45,903 No. Alfie. 1067 01:28:46,112 --> 01:28:50,574 - Oh, what a sweet gesture. - Milady. 1068 01:28:50,783 --> 01:28:55,079 They're not out of some plastic bucket. I handpicked, like, every bud. 1069 01:28:55,287 --> 01:28:58,040 - I can see that. - And apparently, I have a bit of a flair 1070 01:28:58,249 --> 01:28:59,917 for flower arranging. 1071 01:29:00,626 --> 01:29:03,212 I'm impressed. 1072 01:29:03,420 --> 01:29:06,132 - Talk about being blown away. - Good. Mission accomplished. 1073 01:29:08,843 --> 01:29:11,137 I like surprising you. 1074 01:29:12,346 --> 01:29:14,515 Well, you certainly have done that. 1075 01:29:15,975 --> 01:29:20,062 All right, then. Well, you're up early, so I'm off. 1076 01:29:20,312 --> 01:29:23,899 - I'm gonna see you tomorrow night? - Yeah. 1077 01:29:24,108 --> 01:29:26,902 When we speak, there's some things... 1078 01:29:27,111 --> 01:29:29,697 Some thing I really wanna talk to you about. 1079 01:29:29,905 --> 01:29:31,824 What, honey? 1080 01:29:32,032 --> 01:29:36,704 I'm gonna wait for the exact perfect moment, and that's all I'll say. 1081 01:29:38,998 --> 01:29:40,791 I'll ring you in the morning. 1082 01:29:41,041 --> 01:29:43,586 And, Alfie, thank you for the flowers. They made my evening. 1083 01:29:43,794 --> 01:29:45,337 Really? 1084 01:29:47,423 --> 01:29:51,844 In that case, maybe I'll stay. 1085 01:29:55,848 --> 01:29:57,516 I don't... 1086 01:29:59,769 --> 01:30:02,021 No, it's not a good idea. 1087 01:30:07,067 --> 01:30:09,195 There's a guy in there, isn't there? 1088 01:30:13,199 --> 01:30:14,450 God... 1089 01:30:23,375 --> 01:30:25,044 Go. 1090 01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:31,592 Don't do this. 1091 01:30:36,514 --> 01:30:37,765 What's he got? 1092 01:30:39,809 --> 01:30:42,269 - Better than me? - Alfie, please. 1093 01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:44,855 Tell me. Please? 1094 01:30:47,858 --> 01:30:52,071 Really, I would like to know. What's he got? Tell me. 1095 01:30:52,279 --> 01:30:56,367 I want to know what he's got. Please tell me. 1096 01:30:56,575 --> 01:31:00,329 Come on. Come on. Come on, just tell me. 1097 01:31:00,538 --> 01:31:02,498 Just tell me, come on. 1098 01:31:04,458 --> 01:31:07,086 What's he got better than me?! 1099 01:31:16,428 --> 01:31:18,722 He's younger than you. 1100 01:31:46,542 --> 01:31:49,253 "He's younger than you." 1101 01:31:50,796 --> 01:31:54,175 I've gotta admit, I didn't see it coming. 1102 01:31:55,843 --> 01:31:58,721 She caught me off-guard, all right. 1103 01:32:00,598 --> 01:32:04,351 You couldn't tell, though, could you? 1104 01:32:06,562 --> 01:32:12,485 As you've learned by now, I'm rather skilled at hiding my feelings. 1105 01:32:16,781 --> 01:32:18,741 You see, the thing with feelings is they have 1106 01:32:18,949 --> 01:32:23,913 this quiet way of sneaking up on you when you least expect it. 1107 01:32:25,956 --> 01:32:28,167 You know what I mean? 1108 01:32:28,417 --> 01:32:30,419 Yeah. 1109 01:32:31,754 --> 01:32:33,422 Like with Liz. 1110 01:32:33,881 --> 01:32:37,968 Who would've thought, of all the women I've known... 1111 01:32:40,304 --> 01:32:44,099 the one I let my guard down with delivers the knockout punch. 1112 01:32:47,019 --> 01:32:48,646 Ironic. 1113 01:32:51,398 --> 01:32:53,818 Calendar word. 1114 01:33:01,951 --> 01:33:03,536 Dorie. 1115 01:33:07,665 --> 01:33:11,043 - Hi. - Hello, Alfie. 1116 01:33:12,628 --> 01:33:16,674 - I haven't seen you in ages. - Maybe because you stopped calling. 1117 01:33:17,758 --> 01:33:20,636 I know. Things were getting a bit too... 1118 01:33:20,845 --> 01:33:23,472 Don't bother explaining. I'm way past needing excuses. 1119 01:33:23,722 --> 01:33:27,560 All right. No, you know what? I want to explain. 1120 01:33:27,768 --> 01:33:30,104 What? You had your fill of me? 1121 01:33:30,312 --> 01:33:33,357 Someone cuter came along? I don't need to hear it, Alfie. 1122 01:33:33,732 --> 01:33:34,942 - Look, Dorie... - Really. 1123 01:33:35,151 --> 01:33:36,527 Look, Dorie... 1124 01:33:39,155 --> 01:33:40,781 What happens with me is... 1125 01:33:41,824 --> 01:33:43,951 I don't know, I get... 1126 01:33:44,160 --> 01:33:48,205 When it gets too... Not close but something like that, 1127 01:33:48,414 --> 01:33:53,586 I start to feel... Not stifled, 1128 01:33:53,794 --> 01:33:57,548 not trapped, but something like that. 1129 01:33:57,756 --> 01:34:00,509 And I... And... 1130 01:34:01,677 --> 01:34:04,054 You know? You know what I mean? 1131 01:34:07,558 --> 01:34:10,853 Did that make...? Did that make any sense? 1132 01:34:11,645 --> 01:34:15,399 I think it has to make sense to you more than me at this point. 1133 01:34:17,860 --> 01:34:19,779 Yeah, fair enough. 1134 01:34:19,987 --> 01:34:22,948 I need to go. He'll be waiting for me. 1135 01:34:23,157 --> 01:34:24,784 Dorie. 1136 01:34:30,331 --> 01:34:31,999 I'm sorry. 1137 01:34:48,224 --> 01:34:50,142 Good luck, Alfie. 1138 01:35:06,659 --> 01:35:09,078 I warned them all from the beginning. 1139 01:35:09,286 --> 01:35:12,998 I always said something along the lines of, 1140 01:35:13,207 --> 01:35:15,167 "I must advise you, 1141 01:35:15,376 --> 01:35:19,755 I am stamped with an invisible warning. 1142 01:35:19,964 --> 01:35:24,635 I will not commit. I will never marry." 1143 01:35:31,267 --> 01:35:35,396 Despite my best efforts, I'm beginning to feel some small cracks 1144 01:35:35,604 --> 01:35:40,234 in my faux finish. 1145 01:35:41,902 --> 01:35:45,114 You know, when I look back on my little life, 1146 01:35:45,322 --> 01:35:47,867 and all the women I've known... 1147 01:35:49,702 --> 01:35:52,746 I can't help but think about... 1148 01:35:54,665 --> 01:35:57,543 all that they've done for me... 1149 01:35:58,294 --> 01:36:00,838 and how little I've done for them. 1150 01:36:01,046 --> 01:36:04,842 How they looked after me, cared for me... 1151 01:36:05,301 --> 01:36:08,762 and I repaid them by never returning the favour. 1152 01:36:11,307 --> 01:36:13,100 Yeah. 1153 01:36:13,309 --> 01:36:16,562 I used to think I had the best end of the deal. 1154 01:36:21,025 --> 01:36:23,152 What have I got? 1155 01:36:23,360 --> 01:36:25,654 Really? 1156 01:36:26,614 --> 01:36:29,241 Some money in my pocket. 1157 01:36:29,742 --> 01:36:33,412 Some nice threads. Fancy car at my disposal. 1158 01:36:33,621 --> 01:36:35,998 And I'm single. 1159 01:36:38,918 --> 01:36:42,755 Unattached. Free as a bird. 1160 01:36:45,132 --> 01:36:47,510 I don't depend on nobody. 1161 01:36:47,718 --> 01:36:49,929 Nobody depends on me. 1162 01:36:51,096 --> 01:36:53,307 My life's my own. 1163 01:36:59,522 --> 01:37:02,483 But I don't have peace of mind. 1164 01:37:09,281 --> 01:37:12,284 And if you don't have that, you've got nothing. 1165 01:37:15,371 --> 01:37:16,831 So... 1166 01:37:18,415 --> 01:37:21,877 So, what's the answer? That's what I keep asking myself. 1167 01:37:26,715 --> 01:37:28,968 What's it all about? 1168 01:37:31,053 --> 01:37:33,222 You know what I mean? 1169 01:37:35,224 --> 01:37:39,395