My parents said no such thing bad.
It depends on how you look at it.
I can say? Parents.
This is what I know.
They were wrong.
My name is Alexander and I'm the expert on a bad day.
This kid knows what I mean. Green was not going to disappear.
What I told you my father's people are always optimistic?
We're almost there. / And look at her.
Mother was not fooling anyone with a "smile mother" was.
Believe it or not, when we got home ...
... van is in a better condition than us.
My sister Emily, actress.
Always ready to head down to give greetings.
Anthony, my brother, the winner with a good fashion sense.
And baby Trevor.
Sorry, pal. It must not be lost.
In essence, this day was a disaster epic.
Probably the worst day.
All my family members would agree.
But they do not know, it's all my fault.
And it is not over yet.
ALEXANDER AND THE TERRIBLE DAY, nauseating, NO GOOD, VERY BAD
THE PREVIOUS DAY...
YOU ENTERING THE AREA Outback
HAPPY DAY FRIENDS
You woke up late, son. / Do not blow my didgeridoo!
So, what's this?
You're invited! Philip Parker will move 12 years.
Tomorrow night?
Not!
He had a trick to ... Good morning! / This is it.
You will be very impressed.
I made breakfast known as crustless quiche, frittata.
Wow. What is this?
Two months ago, you can not bake cheese, and now ...
It looks very tasty.
Eggs and cheese.
Extraordinary.
thanks.
So, what agenda you today? / All right, let's see.
Em there is a dentist appointment this morning ... / Yes, yes.
Then the two of us would go to yoga Mother and Child. / By Summer? / Yes.
You want to tell if I'm still alive? / Yes.
Then when Trevor nap, I'll send some CV. / Good.
"What a to-do to die today at a minute or two to two."
"A thing distinctly hard to say but harder still to do."
"We'll beat a tattoo at a minute or two..."
"...and a rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tattoo..."
"...and the dragon will come to the beat of the drum..."
"...at a minute or two to two today,..."
"...at a minute or two to two."
I'm going to pee. / There was gum in your hair. / Not!
Anthony! Alexander! Hurry. Come on!
One minute!
If it is not broken, do not you?
Guess what.
Philip Parker celebrate her birthday tomorrow night.
That is when you celebrate your birthday. / I know! I can invite.
He's going all out, Dad.
He'll have a bar of energy drinks, the Korean taco truck, the band's performance.
That sounds cool.
I think he has a UV lamp and a karaoke machine. / I love karaoke party.
Can I compete with that?
Come on, your birthday would be great.
That would be nice. We'll have pizza.
I'm going to make a cake.
Perhaps volleyball in the pool.
He's got a fog machine and we got pizza?
Do not worry. / Do you drink coffee?
What about my party? / Since when drinking coffee?
I'm not the type of person to get up early.
Can you check his diaper?
You dropped Bumble Bee.
You dropped Bumble Bee? / I think the wet diaper.
No. Bumble Bee. This is it.
I wish I could come, but no prom tomorrow night.
I thought it was next week. / That's how.
I may be removed from the scene of Peter Pan.
But I would love to sing for you and your friends. / Not.
Think beautiful thoughts ... / Maybe Ny. Gibson. Okay.
Between Emily's father to the dentist. Mom drove Anthony.
You bum. / Bring frittata. It crustless quiche. / This is it. What did you do your hair?
No. / Greetings with Ny. Gibson! Keep your behavior.
Hay, Becky!
Hey, Alexander.
Are you okay? / Yes, I am doing okay.
Come on, kids.
And sometimes I cry when lying in bed.
To spill it all, what was in my head.
And I feel a little strange.
Lord of the Flies?
Rather scary, is not it?
Lord of the Flies was beautiful, Alexander.
This is a deep and meaningful metaphor of our society is messed up.
Yes, of course.
That's what I mean "scary."
It smelled of society. Crazy.
Take a look at this app.
He will put your face on the body of a bikini model.
It was very rude and sexist.
It will be nice.
What are you doing? / Wait! Do not. / I'm not done.
Hey, baby.
Is everything okay? SMS your last cold.
No, I said, "I'll see you in school"?
Yes, I'm your boyfriend, Anthony.
You should end your SMS with "xoxo" or "I love you."
You can make the heart with the mark "and the number" 3 ". / Okay, I'll remember.
So, the girls merumpi, and they'll go by limo.
We will ride the limo tomorrow, is not it?
No, I will follow the driver's license test tomorrow, dear.
My first step as a driver air-SIM that take you to the prom.
It would be romantic.
Well, I really want it romantic. / Certainly.
I also heard from reliable sources that say, ...
... we will be crowned as the Duke and Duchess at the prom.
It was really cool! / I know. The best thing that ever existed?
It's the worst thing ever. / It looks very real.
I never thought Elliot send a message to the whole school.
Do not worry, man. Elliot fools.
No one will see this.
Hey, Paul. / Philip, my friend.
Good breast, Alexander.
Since when did you become friends with Philip Parker?
We went to the same psikofarmakologis. He was also suffering from ADHD. He is very kind.
Not.
He had a big party tomorrow, it's not even her birthday today.
Her birthday next week.
You realize there will only be you and me in my party. / Maybe just you. / What?
You should come. You're my best friend.
Okay, but I think personally, you're better off delay.
Philip popular and everyone will come.
Plus, the party drugging.
Last year your dad tap dancing with a cane.
Other bad party can ruin your reputation forever.
Your father was a good man, but believe me ...
... you do not want the entire social life in his hands.
Good job!
Ya!
Breathe. You gave birth. You can do this.
Two. One.
Put the baby in the womb. They were in there.
I think it's really cool when a guy could be a long day Fommy.
A what? / Father-mommy (father and mother).
Okay.
Yes, I think I became a Fommy by itself.
I worked in flight, and I was removed from my job.
Forgive me.
It is okay.
I could spend time with this little boy. Sorry.
Halo?
Or, in the Ben Cooper.
Tomorrow?
Yes, it was nice.
Okay, I'll see you.
I waited for it, Greg. Dah-dah. / Good news?
Yes! I got the interview.
That is good.
How do you think that?
Fommy just now got the interview.
Fommy.
You heard him say that? / Yes.
He had just said Fommy! You're saying my father's name!
He had just said Fommy. You heard him say Fommy?
I Fommy. Fommy! / It is very nice.
I Fommy, and she says it.
So, with the reading of celebrities, fundamental marketing campaign ...
Thank you, Julie.
And the positive reviews coming in.
We are ready to launch a truly powerful.
Tomorrow, we will ask the Americans.
"Who's ready to jump on top of the toilet?"
And I believe our sales will exceed expectations.
I know I'll update this book when train my children in the toilet.
It was Alexander, son.
Thank you friend!
Thanks to all your support on this.
Geez.
I hope that's enough for you, Nina.
I want you to do an exceptional effort on the "Toilet" tomorrow.
Pada "Toilet."
What? / You can count on me.
Nice. Because if this goes well, I'll make you a vice president.
Really?
You never ran Reading Children and Young People? / Thank you.
thanks.
I'm going to need you every second, every minute, every day.
OK. / 24 hours a week, 365 days. / It's the numbers that many. / It's a joke?
My son was four. I will reduce the time to meet him.
Yes, of course. Should be so.
What was one of your precious little baby? / Yes.
So you're going to see him now.
Well, the report states.
As you know, this is a big task this semester.
So I think ... / Pak Rogue?
Ya, Alexander.
I want to take Australia. I know a lot about it.
And I have a didgeridoo.
Yes, you know. Many students here are willing to Australia. Right?
So let me be fair, this semester ...
I'll let the globe specify what countries.
We start with you, Alexander. Are you ready? This is it. / Australia.
What country?
Djibouti.
Look, Horn of Africa! Well, Djibouti!
Dji ... what?
Who wants next? Philip Parker. This is it.
Australia.
So, like Arnold Schwarzenegger? / It was Austria, not Australia.
Can we exchange? / No.
Oke, Albert Morio.
Lebanon. That is good.
Pairs, all of them! Wear your apron.
Becky...
Do you want to pair up?
Okay. You can take notes.
0.5 milligram boron.
Boron ... Bosan!
So, Becky, I celebrate a birthday party tomorrow night.
Secowokan once, but I could ...
Thanks, but I'm going to a party Philip Parker.
I suppose everyone.
He's got froyo machine and trampoline.
Similarly us!
We got froyo machine and trampoline.
Gosh! / Yes ...
Books by lab!
Clear!
Who is responsible? / Alexander!
Alexander! Wait.
Wait!
I will be attending the conference and no one signed up to keep Melvin.
I can not leave it alone for the weekend.
So, I do what?
You're going to make this soft furry animals do not feel lonely.
Unbelieveable.
Cool, we accommodate animal experiments.
All right!
Sorry, I am late. There were problems at Trader Joe's diaper.
Halo!
Hi! / Hi, Mom.
My hero. Hi!
This is it. Hi, Jagoanku.
What is that? / Melvin.
We accommodate Melvin.
Oh dear.
Alexander, please take it and wash.
He needs Bumble Bee as needed air. Dad knows.
And after that, the animal rises to the top.
It's okay. / Bumble Bee bathroom.
He will be back soon.
Alexander, we can use the Bumble Bee.
Bumble Bee will soon be back, back, back soon.
Well, do not!
What!
What is that?
Unfortunately, Bumble Bee is gone.
Peter Pan will be incredible.
Today said Mr. I'm Peter Pan brand of the most prepared and elegantly ever to work with.
Impossible! When is it? Remind Mom. / Hello, Mom! Pentasnya tomorrow afternoon!
Certain.
Please arrive on time and do not be embarrassing.
The best attitude.
Do not embarrass our daughter. / That includes Dad. / You know.
Mother will come, do not worry.
Guess who was named the Duke at the prom tomorrow night. / Seriously? Congratulations.
It's unofficial, but Celia heard from reliable sources.
It sounds crazy. I'm dating the prettiest girl in school.
I will be crowned at the prom, as well as to the SIM tomorrow.
I seemed to have everything ever kuidamkan.
Blessed, you know. / Wait.
As well as to the SIM-you tomorrow? / I'm going to test after school.
Dad said it was cool. / You said it was cool?
I told her it could be done. Not say cool. / Okay.
That would be fine. We will pass. / Okay all, she had some news.
Nina said when launching the book goes well tomorrow, ...
... you may see the Deputy Director of the new Lone Hill Press. / Dear.
It was a big thing. / Yes, it definitely spend more time in the office.
Mother was feeling staying there, but his salary will be commensurate.
Extraordinary. Dad also had some good news.
Dad can phone these days.
Dad no interviews for game design company.
They are looking for technicians.
Wait, video games? Very? / Yes, yes.
Your father who goes to aerospace engineering to design video games. / It is very cool.
Dad knows.
The best news of all ... Guess who's first word?
Trevor.
Not! / Yes.
What do you say?
What is that?
She said Fommy.
He said Fommy? / Yes.
What is that? / Father-mommy.
I do not know that word.
We all had a victory today.
Yes. / Yes, tell it.
I'm having a bad day.
What's that smell? / The smell of vegemite. Australia jam, step back!
Quiet. Your day will be better tomorrow.
Tomorrow's your birthday. Your friend will come. The party will be great.
Dad can forget about it, because I had to cancel my party.
What do you mean? / Why?
Nobody will come.
They will go to a party tomorrow night Philip Parker. / Who is Philip Parker?
He's really cool with hot tub and ADHD.
Mom would call his mother ... / Do not!
Not. We'll forget about Philip Parker.
Anyone coming please come. That would be great. / Believe me, no.
Elliot Gibson sent a picture of me wearing panties roped to all students.
My friends suddenly friends with Philip because they went to the same psikofarmakologis.
Australia I can not for my report ...
... and burn the science lab to lab book Becky Gibson.
You did what? / You burn a science lab?
Dik, a big problem? It did not go according inginmu today. / My wish?
It was a very bad day at all.
And not just today!
That every day. Every day!
You do not even care because your life is perfect!
No, we care, dear.
What? / Dear.
Where Bumble Bee?
Alexander killed him. So now he's going to cry all night.
Dad could not afford it anymore? / Not. Only Bumble Bee that he likes.
It should Bumble Bee.
I can not face it. I will practice in the car.
Maybe it's time we let go of the pacifier.
Easy for you to say. You're not here with him all day.
Think beautiful thoughts, thoughts that a little exuberant.
Think Christmas, snow, sleigh bell, melajulah like reindeer in the sky.
You can fly ...
Anthony?
I felt like nobody understood me.
Certain. I understand you.
Do you understand me?
Yes. Come on, you're unbelievable.
Really?
You think I'm amazing?
Honestly, I love you very much.
I love you.
I love you more.
No, I love you more.
And do not make me start with seksimu ass. / What?
What?
Why do you say "what"? / What is your problem?
Sorry? / You're so annoying.
Why can not you be quiet? For a little while?
You're exhausting.
Are you kidding?
Sorry, Celia. It was my stupid sister.
Celia?
Serious?
He will not lift!
I'm worrying about Alexander.
New this year everyone leave her birthday.
He became very moody since I gave birth to Trevor and start working.
Do not worry. He was already 12 years old. Everyone is moody at that age.
How could he have 12 years? / I know. Just happen.
That's the problem. Everything happened so fast. / Yes.
The house is like a train station. All the people come and go.
And Trevor's first words "Fommy."
Maybe I misheard. / Not.
Honey, come on.
I take care of the children. I take care of the house.
You work hard in the office.
Never better than this.
Yours sincerely.
Never better? / It is true. / Ben ...
You've been unemployed for seven months.
Are not you depressed?
Yes. A little bit.
Why do not panic anymore?
What's the point of panic? Then I would go crazy and unemployed.
Tomorrow will kutaklukkan interview.
Tomorrow's the big day.
Now the clock 12:01, Melvin.
Today ultahku.
You never feel alone?
I just hope they understand.
I just hope they know how it feels ...
... suffered a terrible day nauseating, no good, very bad!
Do not you get up?
Who hit the "snooze alarm"? / What time is it now? Okay. Fast. / It's morning.
I must take a bath. / Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Anyone know where diapers?
There are people!
Dear?
You do not look good? You are okay?
No, Peter Pan got to be cold, Father.
Okay.
Seriously.
Rude.
Brother, I need a bath.
I have to go to school. Celia did not call back.
Not! No way, not today!
Come out, little brother. Get out!
Why today? This is the worst day! Not!
Mom is too late. Emily? Mother came grab a razor. / Mother! / Mother!
Mom, get out! / Sorry!
Sorry. I'm going to wear pants!
Mother!
Good morning. / You're just that morning.
Ayah? / Ya!
Trevor pee! Where diaper?
Dad was looking for!
Hey, kid berultah.
Okay, come here.
Okay, you know. Dad want you having a good day.
You are the captain of your ship.
Steer your ship with the positive.
Seriously!
What's wrong with you guys?
Anthony! / Well, you okay?
Look, you're getting old.
Sorry. Mothers should be fast. Mother had a great show and leg pain. Mom is too late.
Ben, put the diaper.
We're going to celebrate tonight. / I'm trying.
Emily!
Emily? Emily!
You let the car lights in the night life. The batteries are depleted.
I had to practice in a cold car, and now I'm sick! / Peter Pan!
What's wrong with your head? / Ben, we have to go!
It acne. Is it bad? / Cover with plaster.
Ben! We have to go! You are the mother a ride. Quick, everyone.
Alexander, get into the car. We have to go!
All out of the house! Empty!
Get out of your comfort zone. Push it. Push it.
Do you miss Bumble Bee, is not it?
Anthony Why drive? I feel quite sick.
I need to practice for my driver's license test. / Okay! Can at least change songs?
That is good. Stay tune it! You like? Yes. Nice.
Great. I thought I can not get sick.
Dad can not think this boy of 12 years.
Thank you.
Mother was not going to.
We had to walk to get there, turn left at the Brookwood.
There are no loopholes. / Agresiflah! We have an entrance slit. You're good.
Mothers do not mind? Please.
What? Because of this morning?
This is not the first time my mother saw your cock!
Mom sees your penis? / Yes!
Cock too, Alexander. Mother had seen all the penis in this car!
Every penis.
Come on!
Excuse me, Sir!
Excuse me, Mr. car Mini Cooper ironic!
You have to put your coffee and drove or I'll come and do it!
Sir, I'm going to come ... Thank you, son.
Calm dear.
Slow down, baby.
Gently.
So, dear.
Quick, quick, quick.
Come on, come on, come on.
It's okay, baby.
Mothers should be fast. Have a nice day. There is money to eat?
Yes? / It.
Daddy loves you.
This!
Mom will not make it!
Come on! Docked. Woodwind, create a space!
Come on! Quick, boys!
The bell rings! Quick, row!
Walk there. Arrived. Fast!
Excuse me! Okay, quick!
Today it was cursed.
Everything withdrew. Create a space!
Fast. This. / OK.
Until found. Take the bag.
Have a nice day!
We're children.
Celia!
Celia, wait! What is wrong? You do not lift the phone from the night before.
Why do you care? I think I was very tiring.
I'm not talking to you. But with my stupid sister.
Whatever. / I call you back! / I do not feel to talk to you.
I think you do not understand the responsibility of emotions that come from dating.
Wait, did you dump me?
What about tonight? / I do not even want to go.
Sorry. Morning!
Good morning!
Contact anymore!
Sorry I'm late. My car is problematic. My husband had to take me.
What happened? / It happens!
And not just cover. Not.
15 typographical errors in the book.
But it was definitely a mistake in the printing press!
I do not know, Cooper. You're the one who did the final printing!
We can not have errors in children's books!
We just pulled from publication. That is good.
But we have a bigger problem.
Readings of celebrities. Dick Van Dyke! / Already I called, but not lifted.
Not. I will go there. Fix this. Take care of this!
He will not read it.
You can count on me!
Abby, good. I need to borrow your car. This emergency work.
I'm cycling. It's good exercise and good for the Earth.
Just tell me where it is!
Man, I've been looking for you. You've heard about Philip Parker?
I do not want to hear anymore about the cool party.
Not. It was canceled.
What?
Yes! He woke up with chicken pox.
He sent me this photo.
Smallpox everywhere.
Even there at the crack of his ass.
So, the party did not go?
Not! So everyone will be coming again to your party! / Seriously? / Nice, is not it?
Smallpox is the advantage.
I have to go.
Becky!
Becky, Becky. Wait, wait.
Is!
I'm sorry for burning bindermu.
It's a new day, and I think we can go ...
... and our ship sailed with positive thoughts!
Wow, okay.
OK. Philip Parker chicken pox.
But my party still further.
So if you want to stop by, the party would be cool.
Is it true? / Yes.
I'm very sorry for Philip will pass the party, but ...
... you can do anything when in contact with smallpox?
Okay, maybe.
Extraordinary! Maybe I'll see you later.
Okay. See you later.
Until found!
Not.
Should Dad sprinkle more here?
Hey, kid berultah!
There is no ignorance, Dad.
What? Alexander? / Yes.
We're going to need food, snacks and drinks for 50 children.
Everything will come. / Okay. Wait a minute.
What are you talking about?
Philip Parker chicken pox.
The party further!
It was incredible. For you.
Yes. Guess. Elliot was arrested for sending the message.
So I obey my father's advice and drove with the positive.
And now Becky Gibson might come too.
So there is no magic trick.
There is no tap dance, do not be tacky.
OK. / I'm already 12 years old.
Understand. Totally 12 years.
Do it. / It's just allergies. / Really? / Hey, Em. What is wrong?
They told me to miss a rehearsal for lying in the infirmary.
And Anthony contacted.
Celia broke up with him.
They will go to the prom tonight.
Apparently no longer.
Can I leave out?
Ya.
What?
Listen, I'm sorry about last night. You have to believe me.
I'll never say it.
And tonight, I'll fix it for you.
X-O-X-O.
I love you.
I just want everything to be perfect tonight.
So please be my prom couple.
It's not Gossip Girl.
Get inside, Celia.
See you tonight.
Ya!
Come on, the destroyer.
The principal's office right now!
I can not fill you?
Impossible. Not today.
What's up with the guardians?
He had to cancel again.
Do you know? It's okay. I'll take him.
Trevor bring to the interview?
Yes, I'll be fine.
How is he without Bumble Bee?
Day...
He was sitting there. He'll be fine.
Okay. I have to go. Good luck!
Thanks, you too.
Hey, Anthony, what's up?
I spoil the trophy cabinet and I was suspended. / What?
Dad had to pick me up.
Not! You must be kidding. / And they said my father had to pick me up.
Not. You'll have to wait there until Dad finished the interview.
Fine, I'll be here.
Okay, bye.
On your left! I am at your right hand!
At your right hand. On your left.
You do not have anything?
I am good. I can handle!
I am good. Do not worry!
DICK VAN DYKE READING BOOK "WHO IS READY TO JUMP IN THE TOILET?"
Excuse me.
Tn. Van Dyke!
I tried to see you to save you.
I'm from the issuing company.
Let me try again. I'm not crazy.
Meet legendary actor ...
No, no. / That hint We'll talk later.
This is not something we have to stay up later.
We must talk now!
Say hello to Mr. Dick Van Dyke!
Please!
I want you to call him. / I want you to stay here.
Hi, kids! / Sir!
Hi, mom and dad.
There is a printing error! Just two minutes!
If you do not know who I am, ask your parents.
If they do not know ask them to check with their parents.
We'll have a good time today.
I'll read it for you. / You would not want to read ...!
I will read the book very special.
Are you ready?
Get away. I need him. Sir!
Today is the day. You grow up!
"I'm here to help you defecate!"
Please do, sir!
"Dispose of the water in the pool!
"Throw a big water on the mattress!
"But, do not defecate on the head of your brother.
"You can defecate like a frog.
"I would defecate like a dog!"
Not! It was not "jump"!
That "jump", Mr. Not "waste water".
Can you excuse us?
I never agreed to read this. / Misprint.
Jumping like a frog. Just one small word.
It was a mistake! Meaning jump!
That's it, right there, with disheveled hair! He's the mastermind.
Okay, we can handle this. We can handle this.
You okay? You do not have anything? Are you ready?
Are you ready to conquer this? OK.
Wow.
Hey, they're ready.
Come on. / Good, thank you.
At first we thought it a bit odd that you applied for this job because we were quite young and ...
You ... / Older.
Ya. / Ya.
Old.
Then we look at the CV of yours and your experience exceptional.
You're part of the design team of the space station.
Ph.D your degree in orbital mechanics. It real? / It was real.
Sorry.
Hey, kid.
He's a little less good today.
Very difficult to find a dot Bumble Bee.
It will distract you.
This is it.
He will play for a while.
And, kids crazy.
They are fun.
Ya.
So, what we discussed? / We think of this game.
We want it to be a strategy game simulating the space station.
We want it authentic and really deep.
That sounds very interesting. It was in the area of ​​expertise.
Nice! We want to hear some ideas. / My first idea of ​​modular evolution. / Cool.
The space station is not static. Have developed over time.
So you'll start with a small space station ...
... and develop it into a space station which is very large.
And I think the players should have that opportunity.
They could add a greenhouse.
They can add the lab.
They can develop a space station by their imagination.
Son.
It will not matter.
Because we can get daycare. No problem. / Not.
Your son will now face all green.
Wow, Trev.
Trevor. I know.
It was not to be eaten.
Yoshi, how are you, man?
The report is good news or what?
We had a Skype call should we lift.
But we'll call again.
Okay. You'll call again?
Yes. / OK.
Nice. Well, we'll get out.
You ready to go?
Anthony, of all the days you were repatriated, should today?
Well, it was an accident!
Do not!
What's up with Trevor?
It was a very mature, well.
Hey, Lizard. / Hey, Dad!
What's up with Trevor?
She eats a green marker for lunch.
Why are you here? / Shut up.
Em, I thought you lived for pentasmu preparation.
I need medicine.
Real drug. The nurse will give baby aspirin.
What's up with Trevor?
Emily, we're not going to give doping. You're not a cyclist.
I did not ask for steroids. I need some cough syrup.
Wait, Dad! What about the interview?
That's not good.
But, you know? We will see later.
It was fine. Please try again later.
Hello. / Is, Tn. Brand.
I know he was unwell, but they said, the stage had to walk.
If you could drive here three o'clock to berias. That is good.
You're not healthy. You should tell substitute.
Not! Nobody wearing tight costumes that but me. Pharmacy, soon!
Nobody wore besides him.
Extra or regular? / What do you think?
Excuse me. You have a dot Bumble Bee? / What it should Bumble Bee?
It should Bumble Bee.
Yes. Because it will not be over. thanks.
Hey, what about reading?
It could have gone better, actually.
Honey, I'm sure it was good.
Well ...
You know, I'm sure it was not really bad.
I guess, the girl with the tousled hair.
Not. I think, maybe it's bad.
Its bad. It can make me kehilangkan job.
Anthony, come on! Do not. Stop it.
No, I just ... / Stop it!
What are you doing? Anthony Why you?
He was suspended from school for damaging school property.
What? What happened? / It's okay.
It was an accident. I'll tell you later. So, Em drinking cough syrup.
Anthony will drive you to the test cards.
And, good news!
50 children will arrive this evening. The party further! / God, this ...
Maybe I should see you. I'm not far away. / It is okay!
Honey, I'm so ... Wait.
No, we do not have.
Dad was hoping you can curse now.
Hey, question. Permanent marker, what do you know if it's poisonous?
Because maybe he swallowed.
What?
Ben! / Dear...
I will come! / I'm fine.
Tell Trevor, his mother on the way!
There was no one at home.
Call them.
Anthony, are you sure the test today?
Well, now or never. I promised Celia.
OK. Something worth doing, then it's worth doing well.
Try not to kill anyone.
Halo.
Ya.
I'm not going home for a while. Gates open.
Just go, begin to set.
You sure you can take care of this?
Yes, no problem. We will be ready to party. / Okay.
OK good. / See you later.
thanks.
Let's do it. / Yes.
Emily, limited to the recommended dosage.
The medicine was very strong.
Hi all.
Hey, there's my mother.
Why green baby?
It goes awry. / Dear.
Look who it is. / He is green.
I know. / What is this?
That markers. It's fine. How is that? What about reading?
Bad. I think I flush my career down the toilet.
Why what happened?
It's fine. Can ask lap?
Well! / Sorry. Please forgive me.
I told you this accursed day.
Sorry.
Cooper. Anthony Cooper.
Pray for me. / Good luck.
Here's the key. / Anthony Cooper.
Wait, Anthony!
Do not do today. You're going to fail.
Alexander, give your sister's room.
The next time you see this face. It will be on my license.
It was not lost.
Hurry! I had to go to pentasku.
What kind of man ... / It is non-toxic.
I think it is non-toxic.
Hi, I'm Anthony. I'm glad ... / Three things you need to know.
My name is Mrs. Suggs and I will be pengujimu.
You probably respected person in the campus but in this mini van, it's me.
You understand?
Now put your hands at 10 and 2 o'clock and show your talents.
Hi, Mom, how are you?
How was your day so far?
Okay, I will ... / What?
Make this small call.
Okay.
That is...
Cooper! Where are you?
My family had a little problem.
Really? It is funny.
Because we have a little problem here!
Many phone calls.
What happens in the reading?
Well, it was very crowded.
It was very crowded at all. Many come.
And parents seem a lot of questions.
They responded. / They respond?
What they respond to Dick Van Dyke asked for their toddlers ...
... if they can defecate like a dog?
I thought I could count on you.
We will discuss this later.
I'm waiting for it.
Tell me, Anthony. Are you older citizens?
No, ma'am.
Why drive 15 mi / h in a zone 25 miles / hour? Raise speed.
Good. Well done, son.
Change lanes.
I want you to turn right.
OK. Okay.
Celia call.
That's my boyfriend. Might want to talk about prom plans.
Promnya tonight. I will ignore.
Looks like he wants to talk to you.
No, I'm driving.
I'll never pick up the phone while driving.
Not. / No problems whatsoever kondisnya.
But, you know, proms do not happen every day.
It is true.
Are you sure? It will be very fast.
What is important to you equally important to me.
Allow?
Hey, Celia. I can not talk right now, but ...
Put your cell phone! / What?
Put his device now!
Eyes on the road!
No, no!
You're going to kill us!
What is wrong with you?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? You are stupid!
You tricked me!
Get out of this car.
Get out of this car. / You evil!
You're enthusiast prom!
Dad think he got a pass. In / Out!
Exit!
This is your fault. If you do not quarrel caused me and Celia ...
... I would never pick up the phone and failed. / Not.
Anthony, you're not going to throw an error.
My father had told me this is probably not a good day to take the test.
I had to take the test today. / You do not have to take the test.
It was all wrong Alexander.
If he does not drop the dot to the fans, ...
... I shall never exercise in cold and sick car.
It's also your fault.
If you do not leave the lights on the car alive, ...
... Mother would not be late for work and Dick Van Dyke was angry.
Chim Chiminey want to kill Mother!
Mom, Trevor cry! Where am I supposed to exercise?
How can you hit every bar parking on the street?
When I was in the bathroom, she saw me naked!
You're left blisters!
Error him! She was a bad woman.
One truth after another.
Stop it, all of them!
Okay, stop!
It was my fault.
I blame for all of it. For everything.
Yeah, see? I've told. / No, wait, wait.
Alexander, what did you say?
Okay, look.
Last night I made ice cream birthday to me ...
... and I pray over the candle and I guess I condemn today to you.
You did what? / Sorry.
I just want you to feel the very sickening and appalling.
So I was expecting it and now you experience it.
Alexander, how incredible you have supernatural powers.
You can not curse the day.
This is not your fault. We bite off more than we can chew this day ...
... and do not go according to our wish. / I'm already cursed today.
Somehow, I curse, and succeeded.
Now Emily will skip Pentasnya and Anthony could not accompany Celia to prom.
He's been waiting all year for a kiss on the back of the van.
Okay, we do not need to hear it.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Forget it's my party.
It would be a disaster.
Apology not accepted.
Hear...
Today there is no mess, because the day is not over yet.
Well, you're absolutely right.
I might be sick. But I would not be spending the night opening.
I might spoil the van but I will not miss the prom with Celia. Can not.
Listen, we're not going to let this day be better than we are.
As last week at Target when the father lost Trevor for 45 minutes.
Oke. / Ya.
And the store manager would call the police but Dad said, "Do not!"
We find him. / "We will be looking for."
We're going to look for my baby? / "We'll find my baby."
The door was closed. She did nothing.
What is wrong with you? / Okay.
Okay. Already after three hours. If we want to go, do it now.
Cooper Family Ready?
All right. Applause if you believe fairies!
Emily, are you okay?
Mom! Positive thinking. Let's do it.
Come in, come in.
Belts, belt! / Belts, belt!
Quick, quick, quick!
It looks like we do not deliberately leases tuksedomu.
Take it back.
Tuxedo client can not be taken.
My brother Peter Pan and 10 minutes began. You're better off taking something.
Well, there is one option.
Maybe you could take.
All right, way. Come on, quickly.
Cooper family is coming!
We can overcome this.
OK. Anthony, find a seat.
Good luck, Em.
I am here!
This drink again.
Dear? Dear.
Em. Dear. I think you too much to drink.
Never mind, dear.
Peter Pan here! / Excuse me.
Peter here! / Excuse me.
You look very pretty.
Superstar.
Excuse me, everyone.
All right.
I like your costume.
Okay.
I say three.
You do not know the day that we pass.
It was a miracle that we are here.
You're late, which is not a professional attitude.
Not! It was not professional because of this stage Peter Pan eighth grade.
If you could see once our mini van Tn. Brand, ...
... I'm not one to confuse you now.
So grab the costumes, safety rope, and set up his Tinker Bell!
As soon as you are dressed in costumes, your hair.
Good job, Dad!
Good luck, honey. / Good luck!
Performances will start, Emily. We must prepare you.
All in control. Yes. You do not mind?
Ya.
I'm very enthusiastic. / Yes.
The stage will be great.
Yes, I think so.
Good night, Mom. Good night, Dad.
Now, you both quiet and I'll tell you a story.
What story?
The best story.
The story is full of magic, fairies and pirates prey titled Never Never Land.
That Hello!
Not!
I was a little boy named Peter Pan!
Hello! How are you? / What is wrong with him?
It was definitely a cough syrup.
Nice to meet you.
Peter Pan is here!
Think beautiful thoughts ... / Take the hook and lower!
The thought that a little exuberant.
Tie him!
I floated.
Tie him!
Reindeer in the sky ...
Let go!
Put him down! / Let go of me!
Release me now!
Let go!
Everything, fly!
She is fine. There he is.
Ta-da!
Thank you to all of you.
Gosh, Josephine, O!
Daniel, O!
Hi! Hello all. Take fairy dust!
Thank you, thank you!
How much did he drink? / Obviously, very much.
There he is.
Hi! / Hey, baby.
Wow.
Well, it shows incredible to watch.
I think I broke his nose Captain Hook.
Unfortunately, it's not your fault. We're not supposed to let you perform.
You can not mess with drugs, dear.
Emily. Emily.
Brother, you destroy it!
I would change clothes with tuksedoku.
Mr. Brand? / Do it now.
I can not talk.
Unfortunately, it will be fine.
Trust me.
I love my father.
I love you.
Okay, dear. That is good.
You vomit. / We go out and breathe the air. / Forgive me.
No, honey, it's okay.
Okay. / It is okay.
When did she start eating carrots?
Your brother had a very nice goal.
Can I have a towel again?
thanks. Gosh.
Halo?
Hey, Greg.
No, now the right time.
Is it true?
No, I'm not surprised. I thought it was a bad interview as well.
Do you want to meet? Okay.
Well, now is not the right Waku. / No, no.
Go! / Drinking in Nagamaki?
Can wait a minute, Greg?
Alexander, father appreciate what you mean but we had a lot of problems.
We go through a lot of things tonight.
Well, curse or not try it!
Greg, we'll try.
Yes, I would encounter in nagamaki.
Okay. Nice. I'm waiting for it. thanks. Dah-dah.
Extraordinary!
Okay. Father stench.
Certain. See. Wait.
It seems the size of the Father.
You're not going to use the pirate blouse.
Pirate or vomit, Dad choice.
It's okay, Em.
It takes great courage to fly over the stage.
You know how proud we?
You always dare to show yourself.
You're fearless.
You want to show the world who you are. It was incredible.
But if you want to draw attention on Broadway ...
... and decided to drink cough syrup drug, call Mom.
Let me stop you.
Miss, would pillage?
Okay. OK.
How can I wear blue? / Celia will love it.
It was totally retro.
Be proud, son.
You look ridiculous.
Duchess invite you, Duke.
My son wearing a tuxedo and going to the prom wearing sneakers.
Wow. You look very pretty.
What are you wearing?
You look like Willy Wonka.
I tried something different.
What is wrong?
I frustrate my driver's license test.
You look beautiful, Celia.
Of course.
Yes, the dress was very pretty.
I hope it's not too windy for you.
It actually helped me with the smell of vomit.
What all of them hungry?
Ya. / Ya.
They will follow the dinner?
Do not worry. They will not sit at our table.
What about music? / Yes.
Dad was not surprised broken radio.
It's something we do for fun.
I suppose that will make you laugh.
We will go to nagamaki! / What? Are you kidding?
Nagamaki! / They cook the food on the table. / Right on the table.
Like fondue, but it was not.
It must be authentic Japanese restaurant.
Be careful. / Yes sir.
thanks.
Good afternoon.
Welcome Nagamaki! / Table for two.
This way.
That's them.
You are okay? / Yes.
Come on dear. You're the smartest person I know.
You're a rocket scientist. You can handle them.
What better included?
You're hesitant. This is it.
Trouble is, the Pirate. / Thank you. Dah.
Good luck. / Good luck.
Hey, man.
What is a pirate blouse?
Yarr!
Yes, absolutely!
Yarr!
Take the boat, mate!
How is your father?
Father fun.
Is it true?
They look impressed. / Good.
That's what I meant. You've got a multi-player ... / Prominent fighters.
Fighters on the space station. / It is very cool. Multi-player.
Yoshi will be happy. / It would have been nice.
To Ben.
Pirates space.
Pirates space. / Pirates space.
You sure it was adopted?
You should try the shrimp. Shrimp was very tasty.
I'm allergic to shrimp.
You should know what your boyfriend allergies.
Yes sorry.
X-O-X-O?
Anthony, could not I thought, on the eve of the most important ...
... you take me to the place where I got to see my food cooked.
Who before the prom to go to Nagamaki?
This is very unusual, is not it?
See! It was Hope and Dale and Heather and Dave! Hey!
Hey, everybody.
Hey, Celia. How are you, Anthony?
Gosh! You look beautiful.
I like your dress. / Thank you.
Do not you love this place? / Of course. I really like.
Gosh, I also like. I'll see you later? / Okay.
Space pirates!
Good!
Sounds pretty good run.
The chef Ananda! Shrimp for me.
Are you ready?
Yes I'm ready.
One! Just one.
Ya!
Throw!
Three!
Four!
Proceed.
Lima!
More!
Seven!
Eight!
Nine!
Ten!
Mom, Dad fiery! / Mother hope so.
No. He's really on fire!
Lie down and roll over, Ben.
Lie down and roll!
Stop, lie down and roll over.
Well?
I still had a hand!
Thank you for your time.
Good job, you really conquer it. Really conquered it, Ben!
You know who you are? You are a pirate fiery nagamaki!
Thank you!
Well! / Hey, everyone.
You do not have anything?
Yes! I'm okay.
Dad is fine.
Everything is alright.
Well ...
Father did not have to always steer the ship fathers with positive thoughts!
Dad take care of us and we appreciate it.
But there are days that are bad.
The day that nobody could fix it.
Trust me.
I know.
At least we're all together now.
It is the Father's job to take care of you.
And make sure you do not have a bad day.
And when you did, Dad received it! / Ben.
I think Dad had a bad day to be more like a good day.
Today has been awful!
Horrible day.
Yes! Today sickening!
Today that is not good.
Bad day!
You know what Dad think?
Dad sense today sucks!
Yes! Indeed.
Thank you!
Daddy loves you.
Come here.
I can not breathe!
Are you sure? / Yes, of course. Come with us. / OK good.
OK. So the good news. They were no seats and we could go with them.
I have no idea.
What do you mean, I do not know?
We will not take the minivan that was destroyed with your crazy family.
Go on without me.
Sorry?
You want me to go to prom without you?
Yes. That's what I want.
I will be with my family tonight. / You choose them over me?
Yes, Celia. True.
Because they are family.
If they're mad, then I guess I'm too mad.
Have fun at the prom, Duchess.
What are you doing?
Forget it.
So what? There was no prom?
That junior prom. Prom original next year.
What about Celia?
I realize there are more important than Celia.
Are you sure? / Very sure.
Glad you're with us. / Thank you.
What for? / I do not congratulate birthday.
When there was a smile in your heart.
There's no better way to start.
Think of all the excitement you're going to find.
When you forget the past.
How did he get in? / It's okay.
Well, be careful.
There he is.
It is okay.
Stay behind Dad.
Wow.
There is a kangaroo out there.
And an emu.
And older sister.
And a wallaby.
Do you really know the name of the beast.
Yes, they are all from Australia. What is wrong?
I guess they are not meant to be presented like this. / Not. / Hi!
You must have the Cooper family.
Hey, yeah! This was supposed to be a zoo?
Australian zoo in the stable.
Yes, right. One of the open cage and kangaroos out.
Ya, kangurunya.
There is also a crocodile at our entrance.
Sorry about that. We've put him in the pool, and we diverted.
Do not worry. I would put him in a cage. / You can spend?
Yes! / OK good. thanks. / We understand, Mr. Cooper.
There would be nothing? / Yes.
He will not come out again. / No.
You're doing all this for me?
Yes! Mom and Dad thought you might enjoy a night in the Outback.
You can cuddle.
His name is Winston.
Halo, Winston.
This cool.
Okay. We have guests who will be coming shortly. So this is our job.
Emily, you take care about the song. Anthony, prepare barbecue.
Mother, snacks.
Alexander, you help Mother Trevor away from what to eat?
Baby safety. Understand.
I think we're all good.
Super Cooper family!
Lenny! Come back here.
Lenny! Catch him!
Just me! / Ben!
Lenny!
I! / Yaha?
Lenny!
Okay!
It was pretty good!
Where are you?
Hey!
Hey, kangaroo partying.
I'm Ben and I want you to come back to join me at the party.
Ya!
Good work, Mr. Cooper. / Thank you, Dwayne.
Come on, Lenny. This is it.
What's up, man?
Very cool, is not it?
This party is certainly remarkable.
Hey, you guys!
Your father was great!
Friend, do you see it?
Hey! / Good night.
You must cowboy Australiaku.
Of course. / Extraordinary!
You're in good shape.
Hey, Nina, how are you?
This video game team!
Yes. / It's the right time.
Not. Only a few hairs were singed.
Really? / I know.
I know that the prawns were much!
Friend!
Hey, you came!
Happy Birthday!
It looks amazing! / Yes, thank you.
Listen, today is a very crazy day.
Seemed to end very well for me. / Yes.
Have a great weekend, Nina ... / Have a great weekend, Greg.
Thank you for everything. / Thank you for your call.
thanks.
How are you? How is the phone? / Good. I got a job!
You can work? / Yes.
It was incredible!
They think I'm fun!
Even after burning your hand ... / Even after all.
"I still have a hand"?
Pirate fiery! They loved it!
Wow!
You know what the best thing?
As long as I finish the job, I was free to determine the hours of work.
I still can usher and see the children at any time.
I'm very happy for you.
How about you? How is your phone? How is the result?
Dick Van Dyke readings so popular on the internet.
500,000 visits today. / Are you kidding.
Nina says her book will be a success weight.
It was incredible, dear!
The ...
That is good!
Can not I thought we had to cancel the party.
We really transform this into a good day.
What is that?
what are they doing?
Itu Thunder from Down Under.
They should cowboy Australia.
Not.
No, no, no!
Friend? Friends, BO!
BO! Tetap BO!
Please!
Gosh.
Come on, Alex!
Happy Birthday!
After today, I realized that terrible day is not so bad ...
... when surrounded by people that you care about.
Make a wish, dear.
As it turns out the worst thing is the best thing this family obtained.
More days like this. / Not!
What are you talking about? / Okay.
For us, a bad day is the best day ever.