1 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:20,528 Mother! 2 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:38,329 Daughter, what happened? 3 00:05:38,871 --> 00:05:40,668 Daddy, one rowdy is following me 4 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:43,171 It's him 5 00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:49,681 What do you people think of yourselves? 6 00:05:49,882 --> 00:05:51,349 Till yesterday, you were troubling girls on the roads 7 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:52,347 Today, you've reached till the house 8 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:53,348 But sir, she... 9 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:56,685 Immediately, get out my sight or else I shoot you 10 00:05:57,056 --> 00:05:58,523 I'm the colonel of Military do you get it? 11 00:05:58,891 --> 00:06:00,688 Sir, look, she has brought my Umbrella 12 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:02,190 Umbrella? 13 00:06:08,234 --> 00:06:12,694 I thought it was my Umbrella by-mistake I brought yours 14 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,200 My daughter made a mistake 15 00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:23,882 Look, it's pouring heavily outside go after it stops 16 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:36,395 Priya daughter, why've you brought Tea? 17 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:39,224 Raj has got drenched get Rum for him 18 00:06:39,599 --> 00:06:40,896 No sir, I don't drink 19 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:44,399 Hey, have it, there is nothing better than Rum when it's raining 20 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:47,903 Liquor doesn't suit me, I go astray after having liquor 21 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:49,734 Hey, everybody goes astray but... 22 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:52,911 Daddy, never force anybody to have liquor 23 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:00,248 Alright, tell me one thing 24 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:03,585 I went to the temple, Mosque and Church because 25 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:05,587 Tomorrow, my examination results are going to be out 26 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:06,918 Why did you go? 27 00:07:07,126 --> 00:07:08,753 Tomorrow, even my result is going to be out 28 00:07:09,128 --> 00:07:11,596 Bombay Polo Club is sending one coach to Switzerland 29 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:13,766 I've come from Jaipur for it's interview 30 00:07:14,133 --> 00:07:15,600 Where did you learn playing Polo? 31 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:16,769 From my dad 32 00:07:17,136 --> 00:07:19,434 He was the captain of Jaipur Royal Club in those days 33 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:23,598 Hey, even I used to play in that, what's your Daddy's name? 34 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:31,279 I've played manier times with him 35 00:07:34,153 --> 00:07:36,781 I'm very well known to the Polo Club authorities of this place 36 00:07:36,989 --> 00:07:38,957 If you say, I'll recommend you 37 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:44,122 And I've full confidence that I'll only get this Job 38 00:07:50,002 --> 00:07:51,799 The rain has stopped I'll leave 39 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,488 You had to take trouble because of me 40 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:14,656 In this excuse, I found my own folks in this foreign city 41 00:08:36,215 --> 00:08:38,183 That... I wanted to say, that... 42 00:08:38,384 --> 00:08:39,681 That, I've forgotten my Umbrella 43 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,513 Right, I'll just get it 44 00:09:33,105 --> 00:09:34,231 Come Raj, come 45 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:38,235 Sir, you? 46 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:42,240 Yes, I'm only the chairman of Polo Club 47 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:48,250 And today, the members of the Polo Club have seen your talent 48 00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:58,760 Hey, how did you come to know that I've passed in the interview? 49 00:09:59,298 --> 00:10:00,925 By looking at the happiness on your face 50 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:04,098 Why? 51 00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:06,271 Because you too have passed in your exams 52 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:08,103 How did you come to know? 53 00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:09,941 By looking at the happiness on your face 54 00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:16,608 The choice of the restaurant will be yours 55 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:18,283 Because I'm a stranger to this city 56 00:10:19,151 --> 00:10:19,776 Alright! 57 00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:23,781 Then, I'll take you to such a place where strangers become friends 58 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:11,333 You both are thinking as to how to make a start, lsn't it 59 00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:15,503 In my opinion, you should start with a juice 60 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,844 This is an appetizer, it also passes time, that's why 61 00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:21,013 The talk also can be more 62 00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:25,680 So tell me, what should I get orange, sweet lime, apple, pineapple? 63 00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:27,349 Get one sweet lime juice for me 64 00:11:27,553 --> 00:11:28,349 And for you? 65 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:33,355 One minute, do one thing, get 2 sweet lime juices 66 00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:42,197 Actually, get 2 orange juices I like orange juice 67 00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:45,529 One minute, this treat is for you, lsn't it 68 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:47,031 That's why, your choice 69 00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:51,369 No, you are giving this treat, that's why, the choice will be of yours 70 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:55,870 Should I give a suggestion I'll get 2 Mocktails 71 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:58,379 Both your choices will be mixed 72 00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:02,054 Keep continuing your talk 73 00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:07,055 The problem of the juice got solved by the Mocktail 74 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:10,054 But the food we get over here will not be in the same manner 75 00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:13,724 In which, both our choices gets mixed 76 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:17,892 The, let's go to such a place where every choice of ours gets mixed 77 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:20,397 And where is such a place? 78 00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:23,234 I've not seen, but I've heard of it 79 00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:26,571 That's in Switzerland, the choice of people gets mixed and becomes one 80 00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:30,078 The polo club is not sending two but one coach to Switzerland 81 00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:32,917 The wife of the coach can also go with him, lsn't it 82 00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:26,327 Raj, what a beautiful house even the car is too good 83 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:27,499 Look, even the lawn is so cute 84 00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:31,157 Our house is not that one, it's this one and this is our car 85 00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:32,165 This? 86 00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:35,666 Why? Didn't you like it? 87 00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:37,842 No, it's good, it's very good 88 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:38,839 Then, let's go inside 89 00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:45,342 He means, welcome... welcome... 90 00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:48,853 You people? 91 00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:50,521 I'm B. P, he's L. P 92 00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:52,849 Meaning Bhanu Pradhan - He's Lokhan Pal 93 00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:54,855 It's not Lokhan, it's Lakhan - Alright 94 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:57,358 I'm Raj, and she's my wife Priya 95 00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,197 How are you? 96 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:02,363 She's my C. D - And she's my V.C. D 97 00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:04,861 He means that my name is Champa Devi 98 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,867 And my name is Veena Chandra Devi 99 00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:09,033 There is full Audio Video system over here 100 00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:13,871 We were waiting restlessly for you to listen to the hot news of India 101 00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:16,707 There is no spicy and sensational news published in papers of here 102 00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:17,711 Why? -You're right 103 00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:21,374 In our India, the moment we pick up the paper, in the front page 104 00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:27,719 We get to read existing news like riots, corruption, murder, encounters 105 00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:29,553 Am I right? - Absoultely 106 00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:32,723 Recently we have heard that there is H.S. E going on 107 00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,228 Har Saal elections (Elections every year) 108 00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:37,902 Do you people stay in this colony? 109 00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:40,571 Over here, our house is bang opposite to you 110 00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:43,567 I'm the O.C. S of this place and he's the V.O. S 111 00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:48,409 Now, that you've become the member of this place 112 00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,912 So, also listen to the R.O. S of the society 113 00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:01,589 To digest food over here, its necessary to walk in the day and night 114 00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:05,251 Because, like in India, Roads with Bumps, and Jumping Rickshaws is not there 115 00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:07,591 By which the food gets digested, okay 116 00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:12,930 In the gallery of your house, washed clothes, undergarments pant, shirt 117 00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:15,606 Blouse, petticoat, it's very important for them to dry 118 00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:17,274 Because, even if a Foreigner looks from far 119 00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:19,944 He or she should know, that it's an Indian's house, okay 120 00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:23,774 One minute, one minute, your R.O. S is quiet long 121 00:21:23,982 --> 00:21:25,609 Should we do G. P? 122 00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:28,779 He means should we do the Graha pravesh(enter the house) 123 00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:34,619 Oh! Why not... come, come... 124 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:39,119 Hey, where are you going let them do G. P 125 00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:40,798 We've already finished our G. P 126 00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:43,627 Yes, it's over... - come lets do G.M. G 127 00:21:44,836 --> 00:21:46,804 Meaning Ghar Mein Ghusenge (enter the house)again? 128 00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:48,302 Yes, come 129 00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:50,972 I'll break the empty bottle - Come, my dear 130 00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:10,321 Wow! In the very first day itself you've become a complete house wife 131 00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:13,327 Absoultely, today, tell me what food will you have? 132 00:22:16,868 --> 00:22:19,336 One minute, do you know to cook all these? 133 00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:24,164 Great, that means, it's the menu for the entire month 134 00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:27,341 Today, let's do one thing, we'll make a start with the Indian food 135 00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:28,513 Dhal(pulses & Roti 136 00:22:29,214 --> 00:22:31,182 Dhal(pulses) & Roti - yes 137 00:22:31,717 --> 00:22:34,845 That cannot be cooked - Why, there is everything in the house 138 00:22:35,053 --> 00:22:36,520 It's not written in it Isn't it 139 00:22:39,224 --> 00:22:42,193 Meaning, you were going to cook after reading from it-Yes 140 00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:43,361 Meaning, you don't know anything? 141 00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:48,192 I know, to make Tea, to make boiled eggs, to roast Pappads 142 00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:50,194 Then, who used to cook in your house? 143 00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:51,198 Daddy is there, lsn't it 144 00:22:53,739 --> 00:22:55,536 No problem, I'll teach you 145 00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:58,539 Add some water in the Dhal(pulses) and then heat it 146 00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:04,038 And then add a little salt of your beauty, the chillies of your mischief 147 00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:07,210 And the cream of your innocence 148 00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:11,048 And season it with the butter of your amour 149 00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:14,385 Such a Dhal(pulse) will be cooked that leave alone the Dhal(pulse) 150 00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:15,560 I'll also eat you along with it 151 00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:18,225 Enough... I understood how to cook Dhal 152 00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:20,398 Now, I'll teach you the method of making a roti 153 00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:24,068 Take the flour and add a little water in it 154 00:23:25,937 --> 00:23:28,565 Hey, what are you doing, this has become a swimming pool 155 00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:32,239 No problem, add more flour in it - Alright 156 00:23:34,446 --> 00:23:35,242 A little more 157 00:23:37,783 --> 00:23:40,911 Yes, now knead it with your beautiful hands 158 00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:48,092 Not like this, knead it like this 159 00:23:51,129 --> 00:23:56,761 Like this... 160 00:24:09,981 --> 00:24:11,278 Raj, what are you doing? 161 00:24:12,317 --> 00:24:13,443 Please leave me... 162 00:24:14,986 --> 00:24:16,783 Raj, leave me, otherwise I'll smear your face with flour 163 00:24:16,988 --> 00:24:20,947 You can't do anything, your hand is into the flour 164 00:24:22,828 --> 00:24:23,954 Just wait and watch 165 00:24:24,329 --> 00:24:25,296 Priya, no... 166 00:24:32,838 --> 00:24:34,305 Hey, priya, where are you running? 167 00:24:37,175 --> 00:24:38,472 Today, I'll not leave you 168 00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:43,147 Raj, what are you doing? 169 00:29:56,494 --> 00:29:57,620 Hey, what are you doing? 170 00:30:05,336 --> 00:30:07,463 Can't you see, what if you had died? 171 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:09,135 Then? 172 00:30:10,842 --> 00:30:11,137 Then? 173 00:30:12,343 --> 00:30:13,640 Then, you would have been behind bars 174 00:30:25,523 --> 00:30:28,822 Oh God! I got burnt - What happened? 175 00:30:30,028 --> 00:30:31,154 My hand got burnt 176 00:30:32,197 --> 00:30:35,655 Hey, this is nothing, immense it into water, it'll get alright 177 00:30:36,534 --> 00:30:38,161 Oh God, even the food got burnt 178 00:30:38,870 --> 00:30:40,667 I had brought food from outside even that got burnt 179 00:30:40,939 --> 00:30:46,343 No problem, come on, let's again make Dhal(pulses) & Roti like that day-Yes... 180 00:30:47,378 --> 00:30:50,347 No... not that Dhal(pulses) & Roti no way, absoultely not 181 00:30:50,548 --> 00:30:52,175 You'll get food from outside 182 00:30:55,887 --> 00:30:59,687 I'll get, but make sure that you don't get used to the outside food 183 00:30:59,958 --> 00:31:02,017 And you start hating the home made food 184 00:31:02,393 --> 00:31:04,691 Alright, from tomorrow, I'll cook food only in the house 185 00:32:57,842 --> 00:32:58,809 What are you watching? 186 00:33:00,345 --> 00:33:03,803 I... she is playing the piano very good 187 00:33:04,182 --> 00:33:04,807 Is it? 188 00:33:06,351 --> 00:33:07,477 I stay here only 189 00:33:10,521 --> 00:33:11,988 Priya, come down 190 00:33:24,535 --> 00:33:26,002 You both know each other? 191 00:33:26,371 --> 00:33:28,498 Yes... we once met on the way 192 00:33:28,873 --> 00:33:31,171 That was an accident, there was no introduction made 193 00:33:33,878 --> 00:33:36,676 Priya, they're our neighbours Sonia and... 194 00:33:38,716 --> 00:33:40,013 Is this your house - Yes 195 00:33:40,551 --> 00:33:42,678 But from the time we've come we haven't seen you at all 196 00:33:42,887 --> 00:33:44,514 We had gone out for a few days 197 00:33:45,390 --> 00:33:46,857 Pleased to meet you all 198 00:33:47,058 --> 00:33:48,355 Come let's go inside and have coffee 199 00:33:48,893 --> 00:33:49,359 Yes, come 200 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,358 No, today we're going out some other time 201 00:33:53,231 --> 00:33:58,533 Found them... it's good that we all found each other over here 202 00:33:58,903 --> 00:34:02,031 Look. We've to hold one urgent meeting over here 203 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,037 What's the matter, what urgent meeting do you want to hold? 204 00:34:04,242 --> 00:34:06,710 Hey, we've to fence all the four sides 205 00:34:06,911 --> 00:34:07,377 On the mountain? 206 00:34:07,578 --> 00:34:08,875 Hey, not on the mountain 207 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,378 We've to build a wall on all the 4 sides of the colony 208 00:34:11,582 --> 00:34:12,207 Which war? 209 00:34:12,417 --> 00:34:16,376 Hey, the wall... do you know do you know, what had happened? 210 00:34:16,754 --> 00:34:18,722 Yesterday, a Lion entered into my house 211 00:34:19,257 --> 00:34:19,723 Lion? 212 00:34:20,091 --> 00:34:22,889 It came straight and sat on my chest 213 00:34:23,428 --> 00:34:28,730 Then, it slowly got down and started drinking milk by standing on the drum 214 00:34:29,434 --> 00:34:32,062 Before the Lion could do any thing 215 00:34:32,270 --> 00:34:35,239 The turn which my C. D took 216 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,568 Both their eyes struck each other 217 00:34:38,776 --> 00:34:42,075 And the way my C. D threw the bedsheet on it 218 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,748 Don't ask, as to how the Lion ran 219 00:34:45,783 --> 00:34:48,251 Great, a woman has got a lot of strength in her 220 00:34:48,453 --> 00:34:50,080 Wlth one bedsheet, she made the Lion to run away 221 00:34:50,288 --> 00:34:53,086 Hey, man, my C. D is from Haryana 222 00:34:53,291 --> 00:34:55,088 What're you both doing over here? 223 00:34:55,293 --> 00:34:56,760 Do you have to go for your work or not? 224 00:34:56,961 --> 00:35:01,762 Hey, sister-in-law, you are great you're not C. D but M. D 225 00:35:03,634 --> 00:35:05,761 No... Mother Durga 226 00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:09,770 Last night, had you not made the Lion to run away by hiting it with a bedsheet 227 00:35:09,974 --> 00:35:13,432 This friend of mine B. P would have become B.K. P 228 00:35:13,644 --> 00:35:16,442 Meaning Bhagwan Ko Pyara (reached the tent of God) 229 00:35:16,647 --> 00:35:19,445 Oh God, it was not a Lion - It was a cat 230 00:35:19,817 --> 00:35:22,615 Without specs, he finds everything big 231 00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:26,278 And I had not thrown a bed sheet, I hit it with a napkin 232 00:35:27,158 --> 00:35:28,785 Hey, why didn't you tell it earlier itself? 233 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:33,460 The whole night, out of fear I kept doing J.P. J 234 00:35:33,664 --> 00:35:35,461 Hey, it's Julaab Pe Julaab (Dysentry problem) 235 00:35:40,505 --> 00:35:42,973 Raj, what do you do? - I teach hockey to the Horses 236 00:35:43,174 --> 00:35:43,640 Meaning? 237 00:35:46,844 --> 00:35:47,970 Do you like Polo? 238 00:35:48,179 --> 00:35:51,307 Not much, but I like the Polo master too much 239 00:35:54,018 --> 00:35:55,144 Both love and arranged 240 00:35:56,521 --> 00:35:58,648 Meaning, your marriage was an arrangement for love 241 00:35:58,856 --> 00:35:59,481 And your's? 242 00:35:59,690 --> 00:36:00,657 I'll tell you 243 00:36:01,692 --> 00:36:05,492 No, you can't tell, I'm his second wife 244 00:36:06,030 --> 00:36:06,496 Meaning? 245 00:36:07,532 --> 00:36:10,501 Meaning, his first wife is money and his Business 246 00:36:11,202 --> 00:36:16,663 I've done enough business and made quiet a lot of money 247 00:36:16,874 --> 00:36:18,341 But did not find the contentment of mind 248 00:36:18,709 --> 00:36:20,336 That's why, I'm going for Playing a very big Gamble 249 00:36:20,545 --> 00:36:21,011 Gamble? 250 00:36:21,212 --> 00:36:24,841 Yes, one deal, if it accomplishes successfully 251 00:36:25,216 --> 00:36:27,514 Then all the dreams of Sonia and mine will get fulfilled 252 00:36:32,223 --> 00:36:34,350 "Co-incidence, an event without reason" 253 00:36:37,728 --> 00:36:38,695 Who reads all this? 254 00:36:40,231 --> 00:36:43,029 Because I don't believe in Co-incidents 255 00:36:43,401 --> 00:36:46,029 There is nothing in this world behind which there is no reason 256 00:36:46,237 --> 00:36:48,205 No Vicky, a lot of times certain incidents take place- 257 00:36:48,406 --> 00:36:50,874 Behind which there is no reason it's only a mere co-incidence 258 00:36:52,076 --> 00:36:54,874 This is also a Co-incidence, that we are neighbours in a foreign country 259 00:36:55,413 --> 00:36:56,539 There is a reason behind this also 260 00:36:57,915 --> 00:36:58,711 What is the reason? - That... 261 00:36:58,916 --> 00:37:01,214 It's totally futile talking to vicky regarding co-incidence- 262 00:37:01,586 --> 00:37:03,554 Raj, you can take this book if you feel like reading- 263 00:37:03,754 --> 00:37:04,721 I've read it 264 00:37:10,761 --> 00:37:11,887 Hey, roti's stuffed with Potatoes 265 00:37:18,102 --> 00:37:18,397 Great! 266 00:37:19,770 --> 00:37:21,567 The fun in sharing & having is just mind blowing 267 00:37:22,773 --> 00:37:24,400 Otherwise, where would I get such tasty stuffed Roti to eat? 268 00:37:24,609 --> 00:37:25,735 Are you making a complaint? 269 00:37:27,278 --> 00:37:28,245 Priya, you too have 270 00:37:28,446 --> 00:37:30,073 Hey, priya and Indian food? 271 00:37:30,448 --> 00:37:34,077 She definitely is an indian, but all her likings is english 272 00:37:34,452 --> 00:37:37,080 Continential food, exploring new places 273 00:37:38,789 --> 00:37:40,416 Hey, these all are my likings too 274 00:37:41,125 --> 00:37:43,593 Then what, if there's no excitement and speed in life- 275 00:37:43,794 --> 00:37:44,419 Then what's the fun in living? 276 00:37:44,629 --> 00:37:46,597 And Raj, what is your liking? 277 00:37:46,797 --> 00:37:48,594 His liking, I'll tell you 278 00:37:48,799 --> 00:37:52,098 No party, no excitement, life filled with peace 279 00:37:52,303 --> 00:37:54,771 Strange, this is Sonia's liking too 280 00:37:54,972 --> 00:37:58,430 Raj, have we both got wrong Wives? 281 00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:01,271 This definitely requires a due thought - What? 282 00:38:01,812 --> 00:38:05,111 No... l'm sorry my wife is great 283 00:38:05,316 --> 00:38:07,113 Raj, let's do something exciting during weekend 284 00:38:07,318 --> 00:38:09,786 Yes, we'll go to such a place where there is noise & fun 285 00:38:24,001 --> 00:38:26,299 Hey, what are you doing, you're dancing or stamping my feet 286 00:38:26,504 --> 00:38:27,971 We'll have to pay over here 287 00:38:28,506 --> 00:38:29,131 What's it? 288 00:38:29,340 --> 00:38:33,970 Look, how L.P. Is giving kisses after kisses to his wife 289 00:38:34,345 --> 00:38:35,972 And, you're not doing anything at all 290 00:38:36,847 --> 00:38:38,314 Hey, I've no problems in doing that 291 00:38:38,516 --> 00:38:40,313 But his wife should agree for it, isn't it 292 00:38:40,518 --> 00:38:42,486 Bloody, I'll give her such a kiss that even she'll get happy 293 00:38:42,687 --> 00:38:43,654 Kisses after kisses... - What? 294 00:38:44,188 --> 00:38:46,156 Shameless, I'm talking about myself 295 00:38:50,695 --> 00:38:51,992 Hey, why do you get angry for this 296 00:38:52,363 --> 00:38:54,331 I'll kiss you, come here... 297 00:38:58,369 --> 00:39:00,997 How dare you kissed me 3 times? 298 00:39:05,042 --> 00:39:05,838 What happened? 299 00:39:06,043 --> 00:39:07,670 B.P. Kissed me thrice 300 00:39:08,879 --> 00:39:12,007 Yes, I'm ruined I'm destroyed 301 00:39:12,383 --> 00:39:13,680 He kissed you thrice 302 00:39:15,052 --> 00:39:16,519 You do one thing - What? 303 00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:21,181 Go and kiss him 6 times do TIT for TAT 304 00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:22,685 Even he'll remember 305 00:39:23,394 --> 00:39:25,362 You are totally out of your brains go... 306 00:39:27,565 --> 00:39:30,534 Sister-in-law, please forgive me I mistook you for C.D. 307 00:39:30,901 --> 00:39:32,869 Hey, its not sister-in-law It's Brother-in-law 308 00:39:34,238 --> 00:39:35,364 This is a burning situation 309 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:38,208 Today itself, I'll call upon a meeting in the society 310 00:39:38,409 --> 00:39:42,209 Hey, what meeting will you hold? Now, there's a straight way BBC 311 00:39:42,413 --> 00:39:46,543 What, will you announce such a trivial thing on B.B. C? 312 00:39:46,751 --> 00:39:49,049 Hey, the meaning for B.B.C. Is Baithkey Baat cheet(sit down & talk) 313 00:39:49,754 --> 00:39:51,221 Hey,C.D. What are you still doing over here, come let's go 314 00:39:55,426 --> 00:39:56,222 Got saved 315 00:39:58,095 --> 00:40:00,222 Thank God, they did not see us 316 00:40:00,431 --> 00:40:01,728 Otherwise our entire evening would've got spoilt 317 00:40:14,779 --> 00:40:15,746 No, I'll not drink 318 00:40:15,946 --> 00:40:16,571 Why? 319 00:40:16,947 --> 00:40:20,576 No, when I drink, I see pink Elephants no, I'll not drink 320 00:40:20,785 --> 00:40:22,082 Hey, I'm there, isn't it, I'll take care of you 321 00:40:22,286 --> 00:40:23,913 Vicky, never force anyone when it comes to drinking 322 00:40:24,121 --> 00:40:24,917 So, Will I drink all alone? 323 00:45:05,069 --> 00:45:07,367 In darkness, don't know, when our wives got swapped 324 00:45:59,623 --> 00:46:00,248 Priya, this is very nice 325 00:46:51,008 --> 00:46:55,638 Hey Raj, when did you come? 326 00:46:57,181 --> 00:47:00,639 Just now, I came to return this book 327 00:47:02,352 --> 00:47:02,818 How was it? 328 00:47:04,021 --> 00:47:05,318 No, it was good, it was very interesting 329 00:47:07,858 --> 00:47:09,826 Then, why don't you keep it with you? 330 00:47:11,528 --> 00:47:12,324 I have read it 331 00:47:16,867 --> 00:47:17,333 You? 332 00:47:17,868 --> 00:47:19,836 Hey, I should be asking you this question 333 00:47:20,037 --> 00:47:21,004 What are you doing over here? 334 00:47:21,371 --> 00:47:22,668 He came here to return the book 335 00:47:23,207 --> 00:47:24,504 And I had gone to your house 336 00:47:24,708 --> 00:47:26,175 Listen, I've made a programme 337 00:47:26,376 --> 00:47:27,502 The Christmas holidays are about to begin 338 00:47:27,711 --> 00:47:28,678 And its going to be really cold over here 339 00:47:29,046 --> 00:47:31,173 Why don't we go to Mauritius It's got beautiful beaches... 340 00:47:31,381 --> 00:47:34,179 We'll have real good fun 25,000 dollars per couple 341 00:47:34,551 --> 00:47:36,018 Boarding and lodging all included in it 342 00:47:36,220 --> 00:47:37,346 Wow! Lt'll be real fun 343 00:47:37,554 --> 00:47:38,851 And when I told this to Priya she felt extreemly happy 344 00:47:39,223 --> 00:47:40,850 No Vicky, I can't come 345 00:47:41,892 --> 00:47:43,189 Why, what's the problem? 346 00:47:43,393 --> 00:47:46,362 There is no problem, sorry you people carry on 347 00:47:49,233 --> 00:47:50,860 Good that you refused for the Mauritius trip 348 00:47:51,401 --> 00:47:52,527 Only mad people go to Mauritius 349 00:47:53,070 --> 00:47:55,038 The lucky ones only go to a Super market 350 00:47:55,572 --> 00:47:56,869 Everyday they carry commodoties from the market 351 00:47:57,074 --> 00:47:59,372 Go home, cook Dhal(pulses)& Roti eat it, and go to sleep 352 00:47:59,910 --> 00:48:01,377 Priya, you've put the Biscuts pertaining to Dogs and cats 353 00:48:03,747 --> 00:48:05,214 Yes, even Dogs and cats are better than me 354 00:48:05,415 --> 00:48:07,212 Atleast their owners take them out along with them 355 00:48:07,417 --> 00:48:09,044 But, I'm the Lizard of your kitchen 356 00:48:09,253 --> 00:48:09,878 Everybody is listening 357 00:48:10,087 --> 00:48:11,554 They all are english, what will they understand? 358 00:48:11,922 --> 00:48:13,219 Peace... peace 359 00:48:14,925 --> 00:48:15,391 Saw 360 00:48:19,263 --> 00:48:20,730 Priya, the question is not of the 25,000 dollars 361 00:48:21,765 --> 00:48:23,562 Actually, I've 50,000 dollars in my account 362 00:48:24,434 --> 00:48:26,902 But, we can't afford to spend extravagantly like Vicky 363 00:48:28,105 --> 00:48:29,572 Once let us have substantia savings 364 00:48:29,940 --> 00:48:32,408 Then, I'll take you wherever you tell 365 00:48:32,609 --> 00:48:34,577 Yes, why not, till then I would've even become old 366 00:48:34,945 --> 00:48:38,244 Priya, again the same thing, why don't you try & understand 367 00:49:17,321 --> 00:49:18,288 What did the Doctor say? 368 00:49:18,989 --> 00:49:19,614 There is no fracture 369 00:49:20,657 --> 00:49:23,785 Just to see, that there's no internal injury 370 00:49:24,661 --> 00:49:27,129 He'll have to be kept under observation for 48 hrs. 371 00:49:39,009 --> 00:49:39,634 Should I on the fan? 372 00:49:50,354 --> 00:49:51,981 I think, he'll go up? 373 00:49:52,189 --> 00:49:52,814 Up? 374 00:49:54,524 --> 00:49:57,152 Not up, to the God, his case is over 375 00:49:57,694 --> 00:49:58,661 I see... - Yes 376 00:49:58,862 --> 00:50:00,659 But the Doctor has given 48 hours time 377 00:50:00,864 --> 00:50:02,161 Hey, the Doctor's say like this 378 00:50:02,366 --> 00:50:04,163 To shed tears, to inform the relatives 379 00:50:04,368 --> 00:50:06,666 Time is required to digest Isn't it 380 00:50:06,870 --> 00:50:08,167 That's why, he has given 48 hours time 381 00:50:08,538 --> 00:50:11,507 I'm telling you, his chapter will be finished within 48 minutes 382 00:50:11,875 --> 00:50:14,503 Oh God! We don't have time for the final rituals 383 00:50:14,711 --> 00:50:16,679 And even the Graveyard is half an hour run from here 384 00:50:17,214 --> 00:50:22,015 Oh God! We'll do one thing, we'll directly take him to the Graveyard 385 00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:24,346 We'll make him lie on the piles of wood-Alright 386 00:50:24,721 --> 00:50:27,349 The moment, he dies, we'll start the final rituals 387 00:50:27,557 --> 00:50:29,525 Bloody, atleast we'll save time Isn't it-Yes, absolutely right 388 00:50:29,726 --> 00:50:31,694 If you ask me, we'll even do the fourth day obsequies together itself 389 00:50:32,062 --> 00:50:33,859 What has to be done, only the poor people have to be fed, lsn't it 390 00:50:34,231 --> 00:50:36,358 But, where will we get poor peole from, there are no poor people here 391 00:50:36,566 --> 00:50:37,692 We'll have to hire them from India 392 00:50:38,068 --> 00:50:40,195 And we'll have to give them the To and fro expenses 393 00:50:41,071 --> 00:50:45,872 We'll do one thing, we'll make our wives sit and feed them, that's all 394 00:50:46,076 --> 00:50:49,045 This is perfectly right, I'll go and make the arrangements & come 395 00:50:49,246 --> 00:50:53,376 Go... one minute... Bloody go slowly, don't drive fast 396 00:50:53,583 --> 00:50:57,383 If anything happens to you, I can't manage two final rituals all alone 397 00:50:57,587 --> 00:50:58,554 I don't have the strength did you get it? 398 00:50:58,755 --> 00:50:59,380 Hey, what are you saying? 399 00:50:59,923 --> 00:51:00,548 Get lost from here 400 00:51:01,425 --> 00:51:04,223 Bloody, they'll die, fire the woods pour oil, do the 4th day rituals... 401 00:51:04,428 --> 00:51:06,225 Do this, do that, am I the servant of your father? 402 00:51:06,763 --> 00:51:08,230 I am the only Bengali of the entire society 403 00:51:08,432 --> 00:51:09,558 Bloody, am I responsible for everything 404 00:51:10,100 --> 00:51:10,589 I'm all alone 405 00:51:10,934 --> 00:51:11,901 Vicky, what has happened to you? 406 00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:44,926 How is Vicky's health now? 407 00:51:46,636 --> 00:51:48,763 Just watch, in another or 2 days he'll get completely cured 408 00:52:08,992 --> 00:52:09,617 I'll call the Doctor 409 00:52:17,334 --> 00:52:19,302 Vicky, are you alright, what has happened to you? 410 00:52:36,686 --> 00:52:37,311 Got scared 411 00:52:41,191 --> 00:52:41,657 Look at her 412 00:52:49,866 --> 00:52:51,993 You all got scared, lsn't it how was my acting? 413 00:52:52,202 --> 00:52:53,169 You were acting - Yes 414 00:52:54,371 --> 00:52:55,338 I was almost dead 415 00:52:55,539 --> 00:52:56,836 Is this a way of having fun? 416 00:52:59,042 --> 00:52:59,667 I'll make you understand 417 00:52:59,876 --> 00:53:01,844 Look, when you refused of going to Mauritius 418 00:53:02,045 --> 00:53:03,342 I understood, that you are giving excuses 419 00:53:03,547 --> 00:53:04,514 The actual problem is with the money 420 00:53:04,881 --> 00:53:06,007 And you are such a self made person 421 00:53:06,216 --> 00:53:07,342 That, you'll not take money from me 422 00:53:07,551 --> 00:53:08,848 Only then, an idea struck me 423 00:53:09,219 --> 00:53:11,687 I have an Accident insurance policy worth 50,000 dollars 424 00:53:11,888 --> 00:53:15,346 I thought, why don't we sponsor this trip of ours from the insurance 425 00:53:15,559 --> 00:53:19,017 And that is what I did, and this is the cheque of 50,000 dollars 426 00:53:19,729 --> 00:53:20,696 Which I've got 427 00:53:21,231 --> 00:53:23,699 To take us to Mauritius, you deliberately met with an accident 428 00:53:24,234 --> 00:53:25,701 Hey, what if it would've been a serious accident? 429 00:53:25,902 --> 00:53:28,871 Hey, absolutely not, because this is not any co-incidence 430 00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:30,206 This was all planned by me 431 00:53:30,574 --> 00:53:32,371 And this cheque bearing 50,000 dollars 432 00:53:32,909 --> 00:53:35,377 We both have equal rights on it,25 mine & 25 yours 433 00:53:35,579 --> 00:53:39,538 Now, look don't refuse, you all make him understand 434 00:53:40,750 --> 00:53:41,375 Make him understand 435 00:53:41,585 --> 00:53:42,552 Raj, please, agree to what he says 436 00:53:43,587 --> 00:53:45,384 When Vicky can do so much for our friendship 437 00:53:45,589 --> 00:53:47,716 Then you too agree to make him happy 438 00:53:50,927 --> 00:53:52,394 Alright, but on one condition 439 00:53:52,596 --> 00:53:53,062 Tell me? 440 00:53:53,263 --> 00:53:54,730 Priya's and my money will be sponsored by me 441 00:55:30,193 --> 00:55:32,161 For the last 2 months, we are only talking over the phone 442 00:55:32,696 --> 00:55:35,324 And now, even after coming here you absolutely have no time for me 443 00:55:35,699 --> 00:55:37,667 Darling, you don't worry everything will get alright 444 00:55:39,035 --> 00:55:41,503 Do one thing, you take rest in your hotel 445 00:55:41,871 --> 00:55:42,838 I'll see you in the night 446 00:55:57,053 --> 00:55:59,851 Hey, what's all this? Who was this girl? 447 00:56:00,223 --> 00:56:01,520 Nothing, she was my college friend 448 00:56:01,725 --> 00:56:02,191 College friend? 449 00:56:02,392 --> 00:56:03,689 There's absolutely nothing as to what's on your mind 450 00:56:04,060 --> 00:56:06,187 I've met her after 3 years that's why... 451 00:56:08,398 --> 00:56:10,195 Hey Sonia, what are you doing over here? 452 00:56:16,740 --> 00:56:18,037 You go, I don't have a stomach for it 453 00:56:19,075 --> 00:56:19,700 I'll come 454 00:56:20,076 --> 00:56:23,534 Okay Priya, yo come, come... wear this 455 00:56:25,415 --> 00:56:25,881 carefully... 456 00:56:26,082 --> 00:56:27,208 Raj look, shoot it completely 457 00:56:28,418 --> 00:56:30,045 How are you wearing it you'll fall down 458 00:56:30,253 --> 00:56:30,878 Not like this, from here 459 00:57:01,117 --> 00:57:02,744 How happy Priya is with her life 460 00:57:03,453 --> 00:57:04,078 Yes 461 00:57:06,122 --> 00:57:06,747 But not me 462 00:57:07,457 --> 00:57:07,923 Why? 463 00:57:09,626 --> 00:57:10,251 Leave all this 464 00:57:11,961 --> 00:57:14,259 Tell me, what's your opinion about me? 465 00:57:15,465 --> 00:57:15,931 Good 466 00:57:17,300 --> 00:57:18,597 What good do you like in me? 467 00:57:19,469 --> 00:57:20,766 Your talk, your nature 468 00:57:21,471 --> 00:57:26,932 And my eyes, my lips and my body? 469 00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:32,778 Tell me, how is my body? 470 00:57:33,817 --> 00:57:34,784 What are you saying? 471 00:57:36,486 --> 00:57:38,784 Why, that day you were staring at me 472 00:57:39,155 --> 00:57:40,281 When you came to return the book 473 00:57:42,826 --> 00:57:44,623 Tell me, why were you looking at me? 474 00:57:44,828 --> 00:57:46,625 Just because, you like me 475 00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:51,300 Have you gone mad? 476 00:57:51,668 --> 00:57:52,794 I want to become mad in your arms 477 00:57:55,004 --> 00:57:56,801 Raj please, otherwise I'll jump into the water 478 00:57:58,341 --> 00:57:59,638 I'm warning you I'll jump 479 00:58:42,385 --> 00:58:46,515 Sonia, what happened what happened? 480 00:58:47,557 --> 00:58:48,854 Nothing, I just got slipped 481 01:04:26,729 --> 01:04:27,525 What are you looking at? 482 01:04:28,564 --> 01:04:29,189 Nothing 483 01:04:30,900 --> 01:04:32,367 Be frank, that you are looking at my wife 484 01:04:33,569 --> 01:04:34,194 What are you saying? 485 01:04:34,570 --> 01:04:36,197 Friend, even if you are looking at my wife 486 01:04:36,405 --> 01:04:37,030 What's the harm in it? 487 01:04:37,907 --> 01:04:39,204 Sonia has got something special in her 488 01:04:39,909 --> 01:04:41,536 Anyone who looks at her falls flat for her 489 01:04:42,912 --> 01:04:43,708 It's very good 490 01:04:45,915 --> 01:04:46,711 Actually, should I tell you onething? 491 01:04:48,251 --> 01:04:49,878 Your wife is much better than mine 492 01:04:51,587 --> 01:04:52,212 Do you know, why? 493 01:04:53,589 --> 01:04:55,056 Your wife is like this Glass... 494 01:04:56,592 --> 01:04:59,390 Whatever is inside, is seen absolutely clear 495 01:04:59,929 --> 01:05:00,896 And it stays in our hands 496 01:05:01,764 --> 01:05:02,560 But, my wife 497 01:05:05,268 --> 01:05:06,394 Is like an ice cube 498 01:05:07,436 --> 01:05:09,404 We think that its in our fist 499 01:05:11,941 --> 01:05:15,069 When we open, there's nothing 500 01:05:20,950 --> 01:05:21,746 Sitdown, I'll tell you a joke 501 01:05:24,787 --> 01:05:26,084 There's a friend of mine Prem in Delhi 502 01:05:27,456 --> 01:05:28,423 His neighbour is Pappu 503 01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:30,084 They are bum pals like us 504 01:05:32,295 --> 01:05:33,762 One night, do you know what they did 505 01:05:34,797 --> 01:05:36,594 Prem went off to Pappu's wife 506 01:05:37,300 --> 01:05:39,097 And Pappu went off to Prem's wife 507 01:05:39,802 --> 01:05:40,268 Understood? 508 01:05:41,304 --> 01:05:41,929 Is this a joke? 509 01:05:42,138 --> 01:05:45,107 No, this is the reality the joke starts only now 510 01:05:46,309 --> 01:05:47,776 It's been 6 months that this incident took place 511 01:05:48,644 --> 01:05:51,613 And both their wives till date don't know 512 01:05:51,814 --> 01:05:55,443 That on that night both their husbands changed beds 513 01:05:56,319 --> 01:05:57,115 What are you blabbering? 514 01:06:01,991 --> 01:06:04,118 Raj, we are in Mauritius 515 01:06:05,828 --> 01:06:06,795 No body recognises us over here 516 01:06:08,497 --> 01:06:09,464 Tonight, why don't we... 517 01:06:10,666 --> 01:06:15,126 You with Sonia and me with Priya 518 01:06:18,174 --> 01:06:19,641 This must be your culture but not mine 519 01:06:20,343 --> 01:06:21,640 You are looking at your friends wife with wrong intentions? 520 01:06:22,011 --> 01:06:22,636 Move... 521 01:06:24,347 --> 01:06:25,143 I'm atleast truthful 522 01:06:25,848 --> 01:06:27,645 That whatever is on my mind is openly coming out of me 523 01:06:28,017 --> 01:06:28,642 I'm not like you 524 01:06:29,185 --> 01:06:31,653 You daily enjoy looking at my wife's body with your eyes 525 01:06:32,188 --> 01:06:33,155 Today, when I've spoken something 526 01:06:33,356 --> 01:06:34,152 You immediately remembered culture 527 01:06:34,357 --> 01:06:36,985 Bastard, I'll not leave you alive 528 01:06:46,035 --> 01:06:47,662 Raj, leave him 529 01:06:48,037 --> 01:06:48,662 Vicky, what are you doing? 530 01:06:49,038 --> 01:06:50,005 Raj, what are you doing? 531 01:06:54,210 --> 01:06:55,177 Raj, after all, what's the matter? 532 01:06:58,047 --> 01:06:59,674 Nothing, come let's go back 533 01:07:07,390 --> 01:07:09,858 Oh human! The one who has reached the moon 534 01:07:10,059 --> 01:07:11,856 Look at the wonder of the wood? 535 01:07:13,562 --> 01:07:15,530 At the age of 60,when one gets a hunch back 536 01:07:15,731 --> 01:07:17,699 Then a stick made of wood will be in the hands 537 01:07:30,246 --> 01:07:33,215 Hey, so soon B.T. P? 538 01:07:38,087 --> 01:07:41,215 Bloody, there's some problem come, let's go and enquire 539 01:07:41,757 --> 01:07:43,224 Brother Raj, how come you are alone 540 01:07:43,426 --> 01:07:44,552 Hey, your friend has not come with you? 541 01:07:48,264 --> 01:07:49,731 Bloody went straight away without giving an answer 542 01:07:51,100 --> 01:07:53,068 I think its D.M.K.K. 543 01:07:53,769 --> 01:07:55,066 Meaning, Dhal mein kuch kala hai (there's something fishy) 544 01:07:55,271 --> 01:07:55,737 Yes... 545 01:08:00,776 --> 01:08:02,073 You didn't tell anything in Mauritius 546 01:08:02,945 --> 01:08:03,912 Didn't say anything even in the plane 547 01:08:04,447 --> 01:08:05,414 This is our house 548 01:08:06,115 --> 01:08:08,743 Atleast now tell that what dialogues took place between Vicky & you 549 01:08:09,285 --> 01:08:10,912 That you both became enemy of each other 550 01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:12,246 I've already told you 551 01:08:12,788 --> 01:08:14,415 That you don't have to know anything about this 552 01:08:15,458 --> 01:08:18,757 Just understand, that hereafter we have no relation left with them 553 01:08:33,809 --> 01:08:36,778 Vicky, it was you who said that nothing happens without a reason 554 01:08:37,313 --> 01:08:39,281 There definitely must be some rhyme or reason for this fight 555 01:08:39,648 --> 01:08:40,273 There was a reason 556 01:08:40,983 --> 01:08:43,110 I lost my senses I've gone mad 557 01:08:43,319 --> 01:08:44,115 That's why, I picked up the fight 558 01:08:44,487 --> 01:08:45,283 What do you expect me to do 559 01:08:45,488 --> 01:08:47,786 That I beg for pardon, fold my hands, fall at his feet 560 01:08:47,990 --> 01:08:49,457 I tell him that I can't stay without him 561 01:09:17,353 --> 01:09:22,484 Das Din Ho Gaye no talking (its ten days since they've talked) 562 01:09:23,025 --> 01:09:24,993 Friend, even the colony looks desolated 563 01:09:25,694 --> 01:09:27,662 It looks as if only we both stay in the colony 564 01:09:28,197 --> 01:09:29,323 Friend, what would be the reason for their fight? 565 01:09:29,698 --> 01:09:31,996 Meaning, wrestling? 566 01:09:32,201 --> 01:09:32,826 No, my friend 567 01:09:33,035 --> 01:09:34,002 These husbands when they fight 568 01:09:35,204 --> 01:09:37,832 The reason behind their fight in their wives 569 01:09:38,707 --> 01:09:41,175 Oh! Now I've understood, they had gone to Mauritius, lsn't it 570 01:09:41,544 --> 01:09:42,511 They must have caught a taxi 571 01:09:42,878 --> 01:09:44,675 Sonia must have told that I'll sit in the front 572 01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:45,847 Priya, must have told that I'll sit in the front 573 01:09:46,215 --> 01:09:46,840 There, the fight must have started 574 01:09:47,049 --> 01:09:48,346 No, I think, its B.F. 575 01:09:49,218 --> 01:09:50,014 Yes... 576 01:09:50,886 --> 01:09:53,184 They must have taken a bungalow over there 577 01:09:53,389 --> 01:09:53,855 And there's only one bath room in a Bungalow 578 01:09:54,223 --> 01:09:56,191 Now ladies first, ladies first but, there were 2 ladies 579 01:09:56,392 --> 01:09:58,519 In between first & first, there must've got something struck 580 01:09:59,562 --> 01:10:02,030 So, we'll do onething, we'll patch up between both of them 581 01:10:02,231 --> 01:10:03,198 And send them back to Mauritius 582 01:10:03,566 --> 01:10:06,034 And tell them not to stay in the Bungalow, but in a Hotel 583 01:10:06,402 --> 01:10:08,870 Priya can go in her bathroom & Sonia in her's 584 01:10:09,572 --> 01:10:10,539 That's all, there'll be no fight 585 01:10:11,073 --> 01:10:13,041 Oh God! L.P. What an excellent brain you have 586 01:10:13,242 --> 01:10:14,539 Bloody, you're a G.F. 587 01:10:16,912 --> 01:10:20,211 Does G.F. Mean Galat(wrong) Gadha(Donkey) 588 01:10:20,583 --> 01:10:21,379 Bloody, move... 589 01:10:21,584 --> 01:10:22,710 How dare you think like that? 590 01:10:23,586 --> 01:10:26,214 Does G.F. Mean Ganda(Dirty) Don't talk to me 591 01:11:03,959 --> 01:11:09,261 Raj, there's 8000 dollars of your's left in the Mauritius trip 592 01:11:19,975 --> 01:11:20,942 The condition which Raj is going through over there 593 01:11:22,144 --> 01:11:23,111 The same is with Vicky over here 594 01:11:24,146 --> 01:11:24,771 He doesn't say anything 595 01:11:25,981 --> 01:11:27,107 4 days are left for his Birthday 596 01:11:28,484 --> 01:11:31,612 How happy I was, that this time we'll go places 597 01:11:33,155 --> 01:11:35,623 But now, I think, that he'll not even celebrate his Birthday 598 01:11:37,159 --> 01:11:39,627 I think there's some evil eye casted on our happiness 599 01:11:40,996 --> 01:11:45,296 For the last 8 days, I've not had any continental food 600 01:11:46,168 --> 01:11:47,465 I've not even taken the name of Hotel 601 01:11:48,504 --> 01:11:49,971 Daily I've been making Dhal(Pulses) & Roti in the house 602 01:11:50,673 --> 01:11:51,970 But still he's stays dis-interested 603 01:11:53,509 --> 01:11:56,478 Sonia, has any mistake been committed from our side? 604 01:12:13,696 --> 01:12:15,493 If the ball crosses it's boundaries and goes off the track 605 01:12:15,698 --> 01:12:17,666 It's again included in the play 606 01:12:18,367 --> 01:12:19,334 If a human being goes astray 607 01:12:19,535 --> 01:12:21,002 Can't he or she be pardoned? 608 01:12:23,372 --> 01:12:24,839 The mistake which I committed in Mauritius 609 01:12:25,207 --> 01:12:26,834 If that's the reason for the fight between you both 610 01:12:27,209 --> 01:12:29,006 Then, I beg an appology for that 611 01:12:30,045 --> 01:12:32,343 Certain facts, if they're untold its good for everyone 612 01:12:33,549 --> 01:12:35,346 I've forgotten, that we made any friends over here 613 01:12:36,552 --> 01:12:38,349 It's good that even you people understand 614 01:12:38,721 --> 01:12:40,018 That we are strangers to you 615 01:13:00,075 --> 01:13:00,700 Should I make the coffee 616 01:13:01,076 --> 01:13:02,202 You keep it over there itself I'll have it 617 01:13:27,936 --> 01:13:29,062 Priya, lift it 618 01:13:30,105 --> 01:13:31,732 Vicky, get up 619 01:13:42,284 --> 01:13:43,751 Vicky get out 620 01:13:51,794 --> 01:13:53,091 Vicky, you're alright Isn't it-Yes 621 01:14:13,148 --> 01:14:14,775 Can't we become friends again? 622 01:14:40,175 --> 01:14:41,301 Today, had there not been any firendship between us 623 01:14:42,678 --> 01:14:43,975 I would've never celebrated my Birthday 624 01:14:51,687 --> 01:14:54,315 This is for me, this for Sonia 625 01:14:55,023 --> 01:14:58,823 And this is for Priya, and this is for Raj 626 01:14:59,027 --> 01:15:00,654 Now don't tell that you see pink elephants after drinking 627 01:15:01,196 --> 01:15:01,821 Today, its my Birthday 628 01:15:02,030 --> 01:15:03,327 All of us will keep drinking the whole night 629 01:15:04,533 --> 01:15:05,659 No Vicky, I'll not drink 630 01:15:05,868 --> 01:15:07,335 Come on Raj, Priya, make Raj understand 631 01:15:07,536 --> 01:15:09,003 Raj today there are 2 celebrations 632 01:15:09,204 --> 01:15:11,001 One Vicky's Birthday and Second of our friendship 633 01:15:12,207 --> 01:15:13,003 Have it... 634 01:15:13,709 --> 01:15:15,006 No body can rebuke on the wife's say 635 01:15:35,397 --> 01:15:36,193 Why have you come here? 636 01:15:39,401 --> 01:15:39,867 Will you have? 637 01:15:41,570 --> 01:15:43,868 How nice it feels that we 4 have again become friends 638 01:15:44,406 --> 01:15:45,873 Now, if there's any mistake committed from our end 639 01:15:46,074 --> 01:15:47,041 Don't conceal it in your heart 640 01:15:47,242 --> 01:15:48,209 You can voice it to me 641 01:16:12,601 --> 01:16:14,569 Come Raj, today you both have drunk enough 642 01:16:18,607 --> 01:16:20,404 One minute, the party is still not over 643 01:16:27,783 --> 01:16:28,579 Priya, jsut one drink in the name of our friendship 644 01:16:28,951 --> 01:16:31,078 Priya, they'll not listen come on let's go 645 01:16:32,287 --> 01:16:33,584 Alright, but come soon 646 01:16:42,464 --> 01:16:43,089 Where's the bottle? 647 01:16:44,132 --> 01:16:45,258 Bottle... that I... 648 01:16:45,968 --> 01:16:48,766 I found the bottle take it, and drink 649 01:16:50,973 --> 01:16:51,598 First, you drink 650 01:16:51,974 --> 01:16:53,271 Me... alright 651 01:17:02,317 --> 01:17:03,113 Take, now you drink 652 01:17:03,819 --> 01:17:05,787 No, you make me drink - I should make you drink? 653 01:17:06,321 --> 01:17:07,948 Alright, have this... 654 01:17:14,830 --> 01:17:15,455 Friend, we had a ball of our time 655 01:17:25,173 --> 01:17:25,969 Forget whatever happened 656 01:17:33,348 --> 01:17:33,814 I'll get... 657 01:17:34,182 --> 01:17:37,982 No... enough... 658 01:18:10,385 --> 01:18:12,512 Hey, friend, you haven't still given me the Birthday gift 659 01:18:14,389 --> 01:18:16,357 Tell me, what do you want? 660 01:18:17,392 --> 01:18:21,021 Just once, I become Raj and you Vicky 661 01:18:22,397 --> 01:18:24,365 What do you say? 662 01:18:56,431 --> 01:18:57,398 What are you thinking? 663 01:21:04,226 --> 01:21:06,194 So, you've come, did your heart feel contended 664 01:21:06,394 --> 01:21:07,520 Last night, did Vicky come here? 665 01:21:09,564 --> 01:21:11,031 Yes, you yourself had sent him 666 01:21:13,235 --> 01:21:15,703 Yesterday, I agreed because it was his Birthday 667 01:21:17,572 --> 01:21:19,870 He would've felt offended had I refused 668 01:21:22,077 --> 01:21:23,704 But don't make this a habit 669 01:21:25,080 --> 01:21:28,379 I'll even tell Sonia, that she keeps Vicky under control 670 01:21:30,418 --> 01:21:32,215 Yes, if its on any special occasion 671 01:21:32,921 --> 01:21:34,218 Then, I've no objections for it 672 01:21:56,111 --> 01:21:58,739 But, don't make this a habit 673 01:21:58,947 --> 01:22:00,744 Yes, if its on any special occasion 674 01:22:01,116 --> 01:22:03,084 Then, I've no objections for it 675 01:26:56,444 --> 01:26:57,035 What happened? 676 01:26:59,314 --> 01:27:00,872 Sonia has been murdered 677 01:27:02,917 --> 01:27:03,542 What! 678 01:27:19,801 --> 01:27:21,063 Don't touch her 679 01:27:23,805 --> 01:27:25,397 You killed my Sonia 680 01:27:26,608 --> 01:27:28,576 I... - lf not you than who else? 681 01:27:29,110 --> 01:27:30,577 Weren't you with Sonia the whole night? 682 01:27:30,778 --> 01:27:31,574 What are saying Vicky? 683 01:27:32,113 --> 01:27:34,741 Last night Raj was here? How is it possible? 684 01:27:34,949 --> 01:27:36,917 You had said that you were going to the Airport for a drink 685 01:27:37,785 --> 01:27:39,582 Sister-in-law, we had gone to the Airport 686 01:27:40,154 --> 01:27:43,089 He left me there & sneaked here 687 01:27:43,358 --> 01:27:44,416 What nonsense are you talking? 688 01:27:44,826 --> 01:27:46,259 Priya he's telling a lie 689 01:27:46,694 --> 01:27:47,752 Tell me when did we go to the Airport? 690 01:27:55,470 --> 01:27:56,095 He is lying 691 01:27:58,973 --> 01:28:00,440 I didn't kill his wife officer 692 01:28:09,984 --> 01:28:13,613 I didn't know he had evil intentions for my wife, for my Sonia 693 01:28:46,854 --> 01:28:47,980 Why did you involve me? 694 01:28:49,757 --> 01:28:50,985 What animus do you've for me? 695 01:28:51,192 --> 01:28:51,988 No animus 696 01:28:52,560 --> 01:28:54,994 But for a murder, there has to be a murderer 697 01:28:58,199 --> 01:28:59,496 That's why you put the blame on me? 698 01:28:59,867 --> 01:29:00,492 Yes 699 01:29:01,035 --> 01:29:02,832 I had planned every step meticulously 700 01:29:06,874 --> 01:29:07,841 Now listen to the important thing 701 01:29:08,376 --> 01:29:09,502 You're going to be hanged 702 01:29:10,111 --> 01:29:12,671 Tell the court that you've committed the murder 703 01:29:13,381 --> 01:29:15,508 I'll appeal to the court, that you shouldn't be hanged 704 01:29:15,717 --> 01:29:17,014 But be awarded life imprisonment 705 01:29:17,218 --> 01:29:19,846 Life imprisonment only 14 years punishment 706 01:29:20,054 --> 01:29:21,021 I'll pay you for that 707 01:29:21,656 --> 01:29:23,021 14 lakhs dollars 708 01:29:23,725 --> 01:29:27,183 1 lakh dollar per year, I'll send to Priya 709 01:29:27,662 --> 01:29:30,028 Outside Priya'll we be happy, & you'll also be happy 710 01:30:13,040 --> 01:30:15,235 This case is related to Indians 711 01:30:15,843 --> 01:30:18,073 And here the court language is French 712 01:30:18,646 --> 01:30:22,742 That's why I'll translate the court proceedings, in Hindi 713 01:30:29,056 --> 01:30:31,752 By the statement of Vikram Bajaj & of witnesses 714 01:30:31,959 --> 01:30:32,926 And by the evidences 715 01:30:33,294 --> 01:30:36,092 The case of Sonia Bajaj's murder is very clear 716 01:30:36,664 --> 01:30:38,757 Sonia Bajaj & Vikram Bajaj 717 01:30:38,966 --> 01:30:40,763 Were not only neighbours of Raj & Priya 718 01:30:41,002 --> 01:30:42,765 But they were intimate friends also 719 01:30:44,972 --> 01:30:47,270 On the day of murder, it was Vikram Bajaj's birthday 720 01:30:47,642 --> 01:30:51,100 And to celebrate it all the 4 went out 721 01:30:51,312 --> 01:30:54,281 And returned around 1.30am 722 01:30:54,982 --> 01:30:57,109 Sonia & Priya went to their respective homes 723 01:30:57,318 --> 01:31:01,277 Raj & Vikram continued drinking outside the house 724 01:31:01,556 --> 01:31:03,456 Liquor exhausted at about 2.30am 725 01:31:03,758 --> 01:31:05,783 But Raj wanted to drink more 726 01:31:06,160 --> 01:31:08,628 That's why he asked Vikram to come to the Airport bar 727 01:31:08,830 --> 01:31:11,128 It's a lie, I didn't tell him anything 728 01:31:11,766 --> 01:31:13,961 I never told him to come to the Airport bar 729 01:31:14,335 --> 01:31:15,962 We didn't go to the Airport bar either 730 01:31:20,174 --> 01:31:21,971 You'll be given a chance to speak 731 01:31:28,182 --> 01:31:32,312 Raj knows that his wife Priya won't allow him to drink more 732 01:31:33,020 --> 01:31:36,478 That's why Raj sent Vikram to take Priya's permission 733 01:31:37,358 --> 01:31:41,317 After that both of them went to the Airport in Vikram's car 734 01:31:43,030 --> 01:31:45,828 Two! Only 1 had gone 735 01:31:46,734 --> 01:31:48,497 After reaching there Vikram realized that 736 01:31:48,870 --> 01:31:51,168 He has left behind his credit card & purse 737 01:31:52,206 --> 01:31:53,503 Taking advantage of this 738 01:31:53,875 --> 01:31:55,342 Raj also pretended and said 739 01:31:55,710 --> 01:31:58,838 That he has left his purse with Priya 740 01:31:59,213 --> 01:32:02,341 He told Vikram to sit in the bar 741 01:32:02,617 --> 01:32:03,845 And he alone went home to bring the money 742 01:32:05,086 --> 01:32:08,852 Alone! 2 came 743 01:32:09,390 --> 01:32:13,520 Vikram waited for Raj till 5.30am 744 01:32:14,228 --> 01:32:18,187 And Raj instead of going to his house went to Sonia 745 01:32:18,399 --> 01:32:19,366 Who was alone in the house 746 01:32:22,403 --> 01:32:24,530 To satisfy his lust with Sonia 747 01:32:24,772 --> 01:32:27,536 He couldn't have had a better opportunity 748 01:32:28,409 --> 01:32:31,207 But when Sonia refused to accept his offer 749 01:32:31,746 --> 01:32:33,543 Then under the influence of liquor and anger 750 01:32:33,748 --> 01:32:34,373 He killed Sonia with the liquor bottle 751 01:32:34,649 --> 01:32:36,549 This is all a lie 752 01:32:36,918 --> 01:32:37,885 This is a ploy of Vicky 753 01:32:38,252 --> 01:32:39,378 He wants to entangle me 754 01:32:42,857 --> 01:32:45,223 If you once again talk in the middle 755 01:32:45,426 --> 01:32:47,394 Court'll take serious action against you 756 01:32:56,771 --> 01:32:58,238 Your honour Whatever I've started 757 01:32:58,439 --> 01:33:02,569 1st proof is forensic report which'll substantiate it 758 01:33:02,777 --> 01:33:03,744 By which it's proved 759 01:33:04,111 --> 01:33:08,411 That the bottle which was used to murder Sonia had Raj's finger prints 760 01:33:13,454 --> 01:33:14,921 You make me drink with your hands 761 01:33:15,122 --> 01:33:17,590 Me? Okay! Have it 762 01:33:24,298 --> 01:33:27,927 I seek permission of the Court to call my first witness 763 01:33:34,976 --> 01:33:37,945 I had seen only one not two, going on that night 764 01:33:38,479 --> 01:33:40,947 While coming back they were two, not one 765 01:33:41,482 --> 01:33:43,109 I find something fishy in this L.P. 766 01:33:43,484 --> 01:33:44,451 L. P? -Yes 767 01:33:44,652 --> 01:33:47,621 You'll find your wife as LP without glasses in day time also? 768 01:33:47,822 --> 01:33:49,119 What you would've seen at night? 769 01:33:49,323 --> 01:33:51,450 Shut up, or else they'll put you also into jail 770 01:33:56,831 --> 01:34:01,461 Did Mr. Vikram come to you on that fateful night? 771 01:34:01,836 --> 01:34:05,795 'Yes' around 2.30 am I woke to a door bell 772 01:34:06,674 --> 01:34:08,801 I opened the door thinking lt'll be Raj 773 01:34:09,844 --> 01:34:10,310 But... 774 01:34:13,180 --> 01:34:18,311 Our liquor stock was over so, we thought of going to Airport 775 01:34:18,519 --> 01:34:19,315 Where's Raj? 776 01:34:19,687 --> 01:34:22,315 If Raj had come, you wouldn't've allowed him, so I've come 777 01:34:23,024 --> 01:34:25,151 No, already you're over drunk 778 01:34:25,359 --> 01:34:28,328 Please liten to me! Don't refuse today, its my birthday 779 01:34:28,529 --> 01:34:29,325 Don't refuse 780 01:34:31,198 --> 01:34:32,165 We'll be back in 2 hrs. 781 01:34:32,700 --> 01:34:33,496 2 hours 782 01:34:34,535 --> 01:34:36,002 Okay! Just 2 hours only 783 01:34:36,203 --> 01:34:37,830 lt'll be just 2 hours 784 01:34:40,041 --> 01:34:40,666 Come back quickly 785 01:34:51,218 --> 01:34:52,515 Thanks! You may go now 786 01:34:55,222 --> 01:34:58,191 Sir, I request your permission to call my second witness 787 01:35:10,671 --> 01:35:15,074 Was Mr. Vikram at your bar from 3 Am to 5.30 AM? 788 01:35:17,878 --> 01:35:22,542 Yes! Mr. Triton says, Vikram had come to the Bar counter by 3.30 AM 789 01:35:23,117 --> 01:35:26,143 And took a bottle of scotch without paying for it 790 01:35:26,921 --> 01:35:28,946 He was going on drinking upto 5.30 AM 791 01:35:29,356 --> 01:35:30,653 At the time of closure of the Bar 792 01:35:31,092 --> 01:35:32,753 When Mr. Triton asked for the payment of the bill 793 01:35:33,094 --> 01:35:38,054 For a bill of 50$ Mr. Vikram pledged his $100 worth wristwatch & went away 794 01:35:46,907 --> 01:35:49,569 Whatever you want to say in your defence you can say it now 795 01:35:50,745 --> 01:35:53,680 Whatever Mr. Public Prosecutor had told are all white lies 796 01:35:54,315 --> 01:35:56,943 The truth is that, after our drinks got over we never want to the Airport 797 01:35:58,018 --> 01:36:00,748 But, this man had told me so cheap & disgusting word that 798 01:36:01,355 --> 01:36:03,255 I feel ashamed to repeat it in this court 799 01:36:06,327 --> 01:36:09,091 He talked about swapping my wife for a night 800 01:36:18,873 --> 01:36:20,101 I beat him for this 801 01:36:20,708 --> 01:36:23,336 And to tell Sonia how wratched her husband is... 802 01:36:24,445 --> 01:36:25,343 I went to her 803 01:36:28,048 --> 01:36:29,447 Put some sense into your Vicky's head 804 01:36:29,984 --> 01:36:31,952 Bastard! Will he speak about wife swapping with me? 805 01:36:32,953 --> 01:36:35,786 Bastard! Will be speak about wife swapping in the name of friendship? 806 01:36:36,490 --> 01:36:39,220 I'll kill him I'll murder him 807 01:36:39,827 --> 01:36:40,623 I'll kill... 808 01:36:50,171 --> 01:36:51,399 I don't remember anything after that 809 01:36:56,343 --> 01:36:59,471 Sir, Mr. Vikram wants to tell something to the court 810 01:37:07,788 --> 01:37:11,986 Whatever Raj had told now are all lies 811 01:37:13,527 --> 01:37:16,121 The talk about wife swapping didn't take place on that night 812 01:37:16,864 --> 01:37:18,661 But, it happened a few days earlier in Mauritius 813 01:37:19,500 --> 01:37:22,628 And these cheap & disgusting words were not told by me to Raj 814 01:37:23,337 --> 01:37:24,565 Infact, they were told by Raj to me 815 01:37:24,839 --> 01:37:26,067 Bastard, you're lying 816 01:37:26,373 --> 01:37:28,671 No, your Honour! Lnfact I had a fight also with him for that 817 01:37:29,009 --> 01:37:30,271 And sister-in-law Priya is a witness for that 818 01:37:30,778 --> 01:37:32,302 He came to ask pardon from me also 819 01:37:32,713 --> 01:37:33,338 Bastard 820 01:40:38,532 --> 01:40:40,625 How innocent Raj used to look? 821 01:40:41,035 --> 01:40:44,004 Hey! VCD all men are like that only 822 01:40:44,505 --> 01:40:46,598 They always like other man's wife 823 01:40:54,515 --> 01:40:58,508 Garbage has fallen on the streets of Italy's bazaar 824 01:40:59,253 --> 01:41:02,188 Why is my husband walking like a cat to your husband? 825 01:41:02,423 --> 01:41:03,048 Garbage 826 01:41:04,958 --> 01:41:07,051 Thank God, I found L.P. 827 01:41:07,895 --> 01:41:09,863 I want to tell you about a VIB 828 01:41:10,464 --> 01:41:12,227 You mean very important matter 829 01:41:14,034 --> 01:41:14,898 BB! I mean... tell... tell' 830 01:41:16,770 --> 01:41:20,228 Sonia's murderer wasn't AM it was PM 831 01:41:20,707 --> 01:41:23,676 You mean it didn't take place in daytime, but it was at night 832 01:41:23,911 --> 01:41:28,848 Oh God! Lt wasn't an Accidental Murder it was a planned murder 833 01:41:29,583 --> 01:41:32,017 I had seen it with my own eyes on that night 834 01:41:32,586 --> 01:41:34,747 They were not two only one went 835 01:41:36,790 --> 01:41:43,218 That means, Raj went to Sonia and Vicky didn't go to Priya 836 01:41:43,430 --> 01:41:46,695 Oh God! You're not able to get it Listen to me fully 837 01:41:47,101 --> 01:41:50,502 I don't want to listen! If Raj hears about it, he'll do my PM 838 01:41:50,804 --> 01:41:51,793 I mean... planned murder 839 01:41:59,913 --> 01:42:04,043 CD, I think they've also decided about wife swapping 840 01:42:04,384 --> 01:42:05,248 Now, what're we supposed to do? 841 01:42:05,953 --> 01:42:08,114 Nothing, be vigilent 842 01:42:08,355 --> 01:42:10,346 And sleep at nights with lights on 843 01:42:10,557 --> 01:42:11,649 Understood? -Yes 844 01:42:13,160 --> 01:42:14,286 Damn it! No one listens to me 845 01:42:14,795 --> 01:42:16,023 Damn it! Who will listen to me? 846 01:42:19,366 --> 01:42:22,130 VCD one minute one minute 847 01:42:24,004 --> 01:42:24,470 What's it? 848 01:42:25,939 --> 01:42:27,133 Thank God, I found you alone 849 01:42:27,808 --> 01:42:29,002 What do mean by it? 850 01:42:29,510 --> 01:42:31,137 I want to talk to you alone 851 01:42:32,412 --> 01:42:33,037 What do you want to talk? 852 01:42:34,014 --> 01:42:35,982 About the same night when Sonia Bajaj was murdered 853 01:42:37,451 --> 01:42:39,817 You mean, wife swapping? - Yes 854 01:42:40,754 --> 01:42:43,018 CD is not agreeeing at least you agree 855 01:42:50,030 --> 01:42:51,156 Why're you shouting? 856 01:42:51,431 --> 01:42:53,763 What happened VCD? - My doubts have come true 857 01:42:54,034 --> 01:42:56,502 Your husband is talking about wife swapping with me 858 01:42:57,204 --> 01:42:57,670 What? 859 01:42:57,871 --> 01:43:00,567 Oh! Lf you both hear me, you can understand everything 860 01:43:00,807 --> 01:43:02,672 You'll agree to me 861 01:43:03,010 --> 01:43:05,001 Never, we're Indian women 862 01:43:05,212 --> 01:43:08,340 We'll rather give up our lives But'll never agree to your plan 863 01:43:09,950 --> 01:43:10,917 What's this, what happened? 864 01:43:11,151 --> 01:43:14,245 I've understand everything When she comes out to dry her hair 865 01:43:14,488 --> 01:43:17,013 Why you also come out to dry your hair? 866 01:43:17,457 --> 01:43:22,087 And I too've understood why you always to go to the window at nights 867 01:43:22,763 --> 01:43:26,529 Hey! Are you after my VCD? I'm from Ludhiana 868 01:43:27,267 --> 01:43:30,361 Are you after my wife? Do you know, I'm from Calcutta 869 01:43:32,472 --> 01:43:33,871 Leave him... leave him... 870 01:43:36,276 --> 01:43:37,208 We'll not fight 871 01:43:37,878 --> 01:43:41,314 Why do the Swiss Police come always to spoil my fair name? 872 01:43:44,051 --> 01:43:45,177 What happened Vicky? 873 01:43:45,619 --> 01:43:46,711 Nothing... nothing... 874 01:43:58,398 --> 01:43:58,887 What happened? 875 01:44:02,169 --> 01:44:03,227 Police couldn't apprehend Raj 876 01:44:04,404 --> 01:44:07,737 They've a doubt that he'll definitely try to meet or call you? 877 01:44:09,243 --> 01:44:10,801 It isn't good for Raj to have escaped from court 878 01:44:11,778 --> 01:44:13,746 Still there's time for him to surrender to the Police 879 01:44:14,548 --> 01:44:17,574 Otherwise, I fear, he may end up dead in police encounter 880 01:44:51,285 --> 01:44:52,445 I want to tell you something 881 01:44:54,955 --> 01:44:57,446 Please listen to me I didn't kill Sonia 882 01:44:57,991 --> 01:44:59,788 It wasn't me who told that in Mauritius, it was Vicky 883 01:45:00,193 --> 01:45:03,560 If it was told by Vicky, why didn't you tell me even after many pleadings? 884 01:45:04,097 --> 01:45:05,291 That was my biggest mistake 885 01:45:05,999 --> 01:45:09,162 But, I didn't kill Sonia It was a plan by Vicky to trap me 886 01:45:09,503 --> 01:45:10,697 Then, why did you escape from the court? 887 01:45:11,672 --> 01:45:13,367 Because, you're my Supreme Court 888 01:45:15,509 --> 01:45:16,635 Look into my eyes once 889 01:45:17,277 --> 01:45:21,145 If you feel I'm the criminal I'll surrender myself to the Police 890 01:48:32,873 --> 01:48:37,401 I didn't kill Sonia You're my Supreme Court 891 01:48:39,279 --> 01:48:44,740 If you feel I'm the criminal I'll surrender myself to the Police 892 01:50:44,437 --> 01:50:45,961 Your love & your confidence is with me 893 01:50:46,873 --> 01:50:48,704 Now, I can prove myself innocent 894 01:50:50,744 --> 01:50:51,768 But, how will you do it? 895 01:50:52,379 --> 01:50:55,075 Vicky told the court that we both went to the Airport together 896 01:50:55,749 --> 01:50:56,977 But, I never went to the Airport 897 01:50:58,585 --> 01:51:03,716 If I can prove it I can find a way out of it 898 01:51:06,860 --> 01:51:11,854 I'll tell you one thing, I've seen with my own eyes on that night 899 01:51:13,099 --> 01:51:15,431 When they went out, they weren't two, it was only one 900 01:51:16,136 --> 01:51:18,604 While coming they were not one but two 901 01:51:19,372 --> 01:51:21,772 Yesterday BP & his wife came to deliver food 902 01:51:22,575 --> 01:51:24,668 BP wanted to tell me about something secretly from Police 903 01:51:26,012 --> 01:51:27,206 May be he knows about something 904 01:51:29,616 --> 01:51:31,777 You go home otherwise Vicky will get suspicious 905 01:51:32,686 --> 01:51:34,278 I'll go & meet BP in his restaurant 906 01:52:00,413 --> 01:52:00,879 Who? 907 01:52:15,995 --> 01:52:17,553 Where did these bums have come from? 908 01:52:24,537 --> 01:52:26,505 Don't know from where they've come? Do they've to come here only? 909 01:52:26,706 --> 01:52:29,402 Let them've 4 pegs, I'll put to sleep here only 910 01:52:29,576 --> 01:52:32,340 Bloody scotch-Equal 911 01:52:32,612 --> 01:52:36,742 Bloody, they're asking me... 912 01:52:49,129 --> 01:52:54,931 People standing next to you're police They're police... 913 01:52:58,037 --> 01:52:59,231 I've something important to talk with you 914 01:52:59,672 --> 01:53:04,439 Not now! Wait for some time meet me outside! -Where? 915 01:53:04,978 --> 01:53:09,608 A place where no one visits! 916 01:53:10,049 --> 01:53:14,952 Behind Alphi's shop! 917 01:53:16,156 --> 01:53:17,282 Use this lighter fool! 918 01:53:20,493 --> 01:53:21,118 Fool! 919 01:53:25,832 --> 01:53:29,632 Fool! My father was a fool! My grandpa was a fool! 920 01:53:31,504 --> 01:53:32,801 You too are a fool! 921 01:53:34,841 --> 01:53:37,969 Beat me with my own stick As you saw! So you reap! 922 01:53:39,179 --> 01:53:39,645 I'm dead! 923 01:53:41,414 --> 01:53:44,008 Okay, tell me BP, when you went to Priya on that night with food! 924 01:53:44,517 --> 01:53:46,314 Yes! -What was that you, wanted to tell her? 925 01:53:46,853 --> 01:53:48,150 What did Vicky tell in the court that day? 926 01:53:49,088 --> 01:53:51,318 That you both went to Airport together! 927 01:53:51,691 --> 01:53:54,660 I had seen that night they were not two, but only one went 928 01:53:54,861 --> 01:53:56,829 And while coming back, they were two not one 929 01:53:58,198 --> 01:53:58,664 You mean? - I'll explain you! 930 01:53:59,032 --> 01:54:02,832 When I was about to go to sleep I heard the sound of footsteps outside 931 01:54:03,203 --> 01:54:06,832 I went to the window and saw! ...Do you know what I saw? 932 01:54:07,540 --> 01:54:11,211 A person came out of Vicky's house ...And got into the car 933 01:54:11,211 --> 01:54:13,008 Started it & went away! 934 01:54:18,885 --> 01:54:22,184 It must've been Vicky only! What did you see after that? 935 01:54:22,555 --> 01:54:23,681 After that, I went back to sleep! 936 01:54:23,890 --> 01:54:25,517 Then suddenly, I woke up to the sound of a car 937 01:54:26,226 --> 01:54:28,194 When I went to the door and looked out 938 01:54:30,230 --> 01:54:35,691 I saw a long car coming and stopping infront of Vicky's house 939 01:54:37,904 --> 01:54:41,533 Two fat and tall men got down from the car 940 01:54:41,908 --> 01:54:43,705 Took out some things from the dicky! 941 01:54:44,244 --> 01:54:45,711 And went straight into house 942 01:54:47,247 --> 01:54:50,546 Tell man? Were you wearing your glasses at that time? 943 01:54:50,917 --> 01:54:53,715 That was the mistake I did I wasn't wearing my glasses 944 01:54:57,490 --> 01:55:00,220 That means the car you saw was Vicky's car 945 01:55:02,161 --> 01:55:03,719 You saw two men getting down from it! 946 01:55:05,265 --> 01:55:06,391 One of the two was Vicky! 947 01:55:08,268 --> 01:55:10,736 The second one who's involved in Sonia's murder with Vicky! 948 01:55:13,106 --> 01:55:15,233 Only that man can become the witness for my innocence 949 01:55:16,175 --> 01:55:17,233 But, where do we search for him? 950 01:55:18,111 --> 01:55:20,409 We can get information about him from Vicky's house only 951 01:55:22,515 --> 01:55:23,914 So, when Vicky's Isn't at home? 952 01:55:24,951 --> 01:55:26,919 I've to enter his house at an oppurtune time! 953 01:55:27,620 --> 01:55:30,088 But do you know how much police security's there around his house? 954 01:55:32,292 --> 01:55:33,919 I'll find out a way for it! 955 01:56:00,987 --> 01:56:02,284 Save life festival! 956 01:56:12,332 --> 01:56:13,299 It won't taste good! 957 01:56:14,267 --> 01:56:16,633 You're here, he'll be there save life festival! 958 01:56:17,003 --> 01:56:19,130 Thanks for chicken! They fell into our net 959 01:56:19,339 --> 01:56:21,307 ...Come... Come... let's go... 960 01:57:19,899 --> 01:57:20,524 Searching for evidences? 961 01:57:22,902 --> 01:57:23,698 You'll not find anything! 962 01:57:25,405 --> 01:57:27,032 Evidences are left by chance 963 01:57:28,741 --> 01:57:31,710 And I don't do anything by chance 964 01:57:34,080 --> 01:57:35,377 I've already told you Raj once 965 01:58:43,483 --> 01:58:45,951 The thing for which you're searching I've it with me! 966 01:58:49,489 --> 01:58:53,448 Unsheathed sword & loaded pistol shouldn't be kept in open, Mr. Planner 967 01:58:54,393 --> 01:58:55,792 All your plans will turn upside down 968 01:59:04,504 --> 01:59:07,962 Tell me, why did you trap me in Sonia's murder case? 969 01:59:09,175 --> 01:59:12,633 You can never shoot me! You're not a murderer 970 01:59:13,513 --> 01:59:16,141 I'm the murderer! I've committed the murder 971 01:59:17,083 --> 01:59:18,812 You're searching evidence for proving your innocence 972 01:59:19,452 --> 01:59:23,320 Which you can never get! And you can't go out from here 973 01:59:24,524 --> 01:59:25,991 Because police will be coming in at any moment! 974 01:59:33,699 --> 01:59:34,165 I'll go out 975 01:59:35,868 --> 01:59:37,995 I'll go out from here infront of you & the police 976 01:59:39,372 --> 01:59:42,000 The police will not stop me ...lt'll stop you 977 01:59:45,044 --> 01:59:45,840 ...You've come 978 01:59:46,045 --> 01:59:47,512 Put some sense into him He's behaving like a kid 979 01:59:48,381 --> 01:59:50,008 Priya, come here - No Priya 980 01:59:50,216 --> 01:59:52,343 Don't go to him, he's gone mad completely 981 01:59:52,718 --> 01:59:53,514 He'll kill you also 982 01:59:53,719 --> 01:59:54,344 He's not the Assasin You're the assasin 983 01:59:59,725 --> 02:00:02,193 Only Bastards like you will kill their wives 984 02:00:05,231 --> 02:00:06,027 Raj isn't like that 985 02:00:34,760 --> 02:00:36,387 He's fooling you 986 02:00:37,763 --> 02:00:38,559 She's his wife 987 02:00:41,767 --> 02:00:42,734 He'll escape 988 02:01:12,131 --> 02:01:12,756 I'll deflat the tyres 989 02:03:14,587 --> 02:03:15,713 Did you find anything from Vicky's house? 990 02:03:16,422 --> 02:03:16,888 No 991 02:03:18,090 --> 02:03:19,057 I didn't find any evidence 992 02:03:21,260 --> 02:03:23,057 He has planned for everything 993 02:03:34,440 --> 02:03:35,737 The Bastard was true 994 02:03:36,942 --> 02:03:39,570 There's nothing like by chance in this world 995 02:03:59,465 --> 02:04:06,769 This boarding pass was inside that book 996 02:04:20,152 --> 02:04:23,121 29 December? That was the day Sonia was murdered 997 02:04:24,323 --> 02:04:25,290 And she was in Zurich at that time 998 02:04:25,825 --> 02:04:27,452 Then how could she come from Geneva to Zurich? 999 02:04:28,494 --> 02:04:29,961 This is very fishy 1000 02:04:30,162 --> 02:04:32,130 When a Sonia is dead here 1001 02:04:32,498 --> 02:04:35,126 How could another Sonia come from Geneva to Zurich? 1002 02:04:35,501 --> 02:04:38,129 Because, she wasn't Sonia Bajaj she was some one else 1003 02:04:38,838 --> 02:04:41,136 And she has come here on that night under the name of Sonia 1004 02:04:43,175 --> 02:04:45,473 Then, the person who was seen with Vicky on that night 1005 02:04:45,678 --> 02:04:46,804 It wasn't a man, but a woman whom I saw! 1006 02:04:49,515 --> 02:04:50,812 Then, who could it be? 1007 02:04:59,024 --> 02:05:00,992 I had seen Vicky with a girl in Mauritius 1008 02:05:01,694 --> 02:05:01,955 And the way they met each other! 1009 02:05:02,027 --> 02:05:02,652 Sonia was also very disturbed on seeing them! 1010 02:05:03,529 --> 02:05:05,497 I felt there's something of an affair between them! 1011 02:05:10,703 --> 02:05:11,670 She'll be that girl only! 1012 02:05:11,871 --> 02:05:13,839 And to search her, I've to go to Geneva 1013 02:05:15,207 --> 02:05:18,176 I can get her address with the help of this boarding pass 1014 02:05:18,711 --> 02:05:19,837 But, how can we go there? 1015 02:05:20,045 --> 02:05:22,172 Every way out of this city is being checked thoroughly by police 1016 02:05:22,715 --> 02:05:25,183 Do one thing, you go through spanish way 1017 02:05:25,551 --> 02:05:26,848 There had been a heavy snow fall there! 1018 02:05:27,219 --> 02:05:29,517 It's very deserted place Go by that route! 1019 02:05:50,743 --> 02:05:52,210 Oh! Raj here also there's a police check post 1020 02:05:54,413 --> 02:05:55,209 Shall we turn back the car? 1021 02:05:55,748 --> 02:05:57,716 No, they'll get suspicious! 1022 02:06:15,601 --> 02:06:19,401 They're checking for licenses what shall we do now? 1023 02:06:27,780 --> 02:06:28,747 You come into the driver's seat! 1024 02:06:28,948 --> 02:06:29,414 Why? 1025 02:06:29,782 --> 02:06:31,249 Do as I order you 1026 02:08:48,087 --> 02:08:49,714 Raj this is bungalow No! 56B! 1027 02:09:07,940 --> 02:09:09,407 This is Vikaram & Sonia's Bungalow! 1028 02:09:12,111 --> 02:09:13,578 That means the girl who came there 1029 02:09:15,114 --> 02:09:16,240 Her ticket was booked on Sonia's name 1030 02:09:16,448 --> 02:09:17,745 And on Sonia's address 1031 02:09:18,784 --> 02:09:19,910 So that no one gets suspicious! 1032 02:09:22,121 --> 02:09:23,588 Where are we to search for her? 1033 02:09:24,456 --> 02:09:25,582 The sign on board says she's out 1034 02:09:26,959 --> 02:09:27,755 There's no one at home! 1035 02:09:34,466 --> 02:09:35,091 There's someone inside! 1036 02:09:37,302 --> 02:09:38,098 May be it's that girl only! 1037 02:09:39,805 --> 02:09:40,430 You be here only! 1038 02:09:41,473 --> 02:09:42,098 I'll check out! 1039 02:11:31,583 --> 02:11:33,551 Who are you? What are you doing here? 1040 02:11:33,752 --> 02:11:35,219 First, you tell me why're you here? 1041 02:11:35,921 --> 02:11:38,549 Leave it, you first tell me who're you? -other wise I'll shoot you 1042 02:11:39,424 --> 02:11:42,882 I'm an Insurance Detective! I'm here for investigation 1043 02:11:44,830 --> 02:11:45,888 What're you investigating? 1044 02:11:46,265 --> 02:11:50,725 Vikram had insured his wife's life with our company for $100 millions 1045 02:11:52,938 --> 02:11:55,236 Insurance for $100 millions? - Yes! 1046 02:11:56,108 --> 02:11:57,075 And today's the last day for the payment 1047 02:11:57,843 --> 02:11:59,242 And I was here to take a last chance 1048 02:11:59,611 --> 02:12:03,411 That I may get any clue leading to involvement of Vikram in Sonia's murder 1049 02:12:03,782 --> 02:12:07,240 But, I couldn't get any such clue - I'll give you a clue! 1050 02:12:09,288 --> 02:12:11,085 I got this boarding pass from Vikram's car 1051 02:12:15,460 --> 02:12:16,256 How could this be? 1052 02:12:17,296 --> 02:12:18,593 She was murdered on this day only 1053 02:12:19,298 --> 02:12:20,925 Then how could she come from Geneva to Zurich! 1054 02:12:21,300 --> 02:12:23,268 I've came from Zunich to Geneva to find out only this! 1055 02:12:23,969 --> 02:12:26,938 When I enquired with Airlines I got this address 1056 02:12:28,640 --> 02:12:32,098 Understood! This girl is Vikram's friend Neeta 1057 02:12:32,878 --> 02:12:34,106 Do you know her? - No! 1058 02:12:35,147 --> 02:12:37,445 But, Vikram came to me a few days after the murder 1059 02:12:37,983 --> 02:12:40,781 To expediate the Insurance payment he offered me bribe also 1060 02:12:41,153 --> 02:12:41,778 I got suspicious 1061 02:12:42,321 --> 02:12:43,618 When I enquired about him I found out that... 1062 02:12:43,889 --> 02:12:46,790 He had an affair with a girl named Neeta before his marriage 1063 02:12:46,992 --> 02:12:48,289 But, I could never find that girl! 1064 02:12:48,660 --> 02:12:50,628 I had seen her once in Mauritius! 1065 02:12:51,330 --> 02:12:55,130 If we're able to locate her then your company will be saved by $100 millions 1066 02:12:55,667 --> 02:12:57,464 And I could get the evidence to prove my innocence! 1067 02:12:58,670 --> 02:13:00,797 For this, I must first stop Vikram's payment! 1068 02:13:01,506 --> 02:13:01,972 Come with me! 1069 02:14:59,958 --> 02:15:00,925 He has been paid! 1070 02:15:03,361 --> 02:15:06,592 He has already transferred the entire amount by computer to his account! 1071 02:15:14,806 --> 02:15:16,273 Can you tell me his account number? 1072 02:16:01,520 --> 02:16:03,488 He has transferred entire money into his Singapore Account! 1073 02:16:04,856 --> 02:16:08,155 Not the entire money! He has transferred $1 lakh to ship! 1074 02:16:09,528 --> 02:16:12,156 That means he's travelling to Singapore by ship 1075 02:16:12,531 --> 02:16:14,158 Then that girl Neeta will also be with him! 1076 02:16:14,766 --> 02:16:19,499 Yes? I must also go by this ship! 1077 02:23:21,125 --> 02:23:23,923 I'm being persecuted for your murder! And you're alive!? 1078 02:23:24,295 --> 02:23:25,421 Tell me what's the plan of you both? 1079 02:23:25,797 --> 02:23:27,264 Whom did Vikram kill & trap me in to that murder case? 1080 02:23:27,465 --> 02:23:28,932 Come on tell! - Why're you asking her? 1081 02:23:29,801 --> 02:23:33,259 I'll tell you come! I'll tell you everything, leisurely! 1082 02:23:35,974 --> 02:23:37,441 You've done a good thing by coming here 1083 02:23:38,543 --> 02:23:41,273 In few hours this ship will cross swiss boundaries 1084 02:23:41,980 --> 02:23:44,278 After that swiss laws can't harm neither you nor me 1085 02:23:46,217 --> 02:23:46,444 Take it! 1086 02:23:47,819 --> 02:23:50,447 Oh! I've forgot that you'll not be conscious after drinks 1087 02:23:50,888 --> 02:23:53,948 And to understand my plan It's a necessity that you must be conscious 1088 02:23:54,993 --> 02:23:58,952 So, you want to know if this Sonia Bajaj is alive! 1089 02:23:59,497 --> 02:24:03,797 Then, who's the girl who's dead ...She was infact Sonia Bajaj! 1090 02:24:04,902 --> 02:24:06,460 She's my girlfriend! - Neeta 1091 02:24:08,506 --> 02:24:11,634 Vikram Bajaj, whom you're thinking is a Billionaire 1092 02:24:12,343 --> 02:24:13,640 Is actually not a Billonaire! 1093 02:24:14,012 --> 02:24:18,312 A few days back he was a an ordinary drummer in a Geneva Bar 1094 02:24:19,017 --> 02:24:22,475 I was playing drum there and Neeta used to dance there 1095 02:24:46,377 --> 02:24:48,004 Neeta, from today, you're not going to dance! 1096 02:24:48,212 --> 02:24:51,010 I can't tolerate anyone touching you, quit all this 1097 02:24:51,549 --> 02:24:54,848 Quit?! If I quit all this who'll pay me so much money 1098 02:24:57,555 --> 02:25:00,353 I'll give you! I'll do anything for you 1099 02:25:00,958 --> 02:25:02,516 I'll fulfill all your needs! 1100 02:25:04,729 --> 02:25:06,064 I too love you! 1101 02:25:06,064 --> 02:25:08,032 My way of living is not just to live for living sake 1102 02:25:08,399 --> 02:25:11,027 I want to enjoy life like the rich do! 1103 02:25:11,402 --> 02:25:14,030 And you can never earn so much wealth by playing drum in a bar 1104 02:25:14,405 --> 02:25:17,033 You want wealth Isn't it? I'll get you wealth! 1105 02:25:18,409 --> 02:25:20,707 After that Vicky didn't meet me for next 3 months! 1106 02:25:21,679 --> 02:25:22,703 One day suddenly... 1107 02:25:40,765 --> 02:25:46,897 Great, today you look like a Richman - I've married a rich girl! 1108 02:25:48,673 --> 02:25:52,575 Not for me, but for you! -For me? 1109 02:25:53,111 --> 02:25:56,410 My wife's life is insured for 100 million 1110 02:25:57,782 --> 02:26:02,583 If you co-operate with me Those 100 millions will be ours 1111 02:26:04,956 --> 02:26:06,423 I've a game plan 1112 02:26:07,125 --> 02:26:08,922 And the first step of that game plan was... 1113 02:26:10,128 --> 02:26:14,588 To bring my girl friend Neeta as my wife Sonia to Zurich 1114 02:26:15,133 --> 02:26:17,931 And to search for such a scapegoat 1115 02:26:18,703 --> 02:26:21,763 Who's not only a bachelor but must be of my age 1116 02:26:24,041 --> 02:26:25,099 Luck was in my favour! 1117 02:26:25,710 --> 02:26:27,610 One day you & Priya came there to reside 1118 02:26:28,813 --> 02:26:32,442 As soon as I saw you, I felt my work is over 1119 02:26:33,651 --> 02:26:37,451 And my next step was to make you get attracted towards Neeta 1120 02:26:38,489 --> 02:26:40,787 That's why willingly she stepped infront of your car 1121 02:26:42,827 --> 02:26:46,456 And play acting about insurance I took you both to Mauritius 1122 02:26:46,831 --> 02:26:49,459 Because, the final step of plan was to get executed there only 1123 02:26:49,834 --> 02:26:54,464 That was killing Sonia and getting you accused for it 1124 02:26:55,173 --> 02:26:56,970 That's why I called Sonia also to come to Mauritius 1125 02:26:57,675 --> 02:26:59,802 Do you remember? That college friends ...the same one... 1126 02:27:00,011 --> 02:27:02,809 She was Sonia Bajaj my real wife! 1127 02:27:04,849 --> 02:27:09,149 That's why to get intimate with you Neeta played the kiss drama 1128 02:27:10,021 --> 02:27:13,320 So, that when I play the trump card of wife swapping 1129 02:27:13,858 --> 02:27:15,325 You'll easily fall for her 1130 02:27:18,529 --> 02:27:19,496 But you turned out to be a Devoted husband! 1131 02:27:20,031 --> 02:27:23,330 That you had a fight with me and spoiled all my plans 1132 02:27:23,768 --> 02:27:25,326 Even then, we were not discouraged man! 1133 02:27:25,870 --> 02:27:28,338 To befriend you again we saught your forgiveness 1134 02:27:28,539 --> 02:27:30,837 And played the drama of jack slip - And then 1135 02:27:37,215 --> 02:27:41,015 This time, I was successful you went to Neeta and fell unconscious 1136 02:27:41,886 --> 02:27:44,684 And then I carried you to next bedroom and put you on a bed 1137 02:27:46,557 --> 02:27:49,685 Neeta you be here only! I'll go to airport to receive Sonia 1138 02:27:49,894 --> 02:27:50,360 If he regains consciousness 1139 02:27:50,561 --> 02:27:53,359 You don't worry! He'll not regain consiciousness till morning 1140 02:27:53,564 --> 02:27:55,691 I've added sleeping pills in his drinks! Go! 1141 02:28:00,905 --> 02:28:04,534 Sonia coming here wasn't any coincidence, it was my plan 1142 02:28:05,576 --> 02:28:09,205 I asked Sonia to sit in car and went into Airport Restaurant 1143 02:28:09,914 --> 02:28:10,881 So that, I'll have a witness 1144 02:28:16,254 --> 02:28:18,381 I went to him and asked for a bottle of whisky! 1145 02:28:19,257 --> 02:28:22,385 And lied him that I didn't have money 1146 02:28:23,261 --> 02:28:24,558 That my friends will come with money 1147 02:28:25,596 --> 02:28:27,223 As soon as he comes I'll settle the bill! 1148 02:28:34,839 --> 02:28:38,070 And when I saw the manager getting busy with other customers 1149 02:28:38,943 --> 02:28:41,912 I slipped out from there silently! 1150 02:28:44,282 --> 02:28:47,581 Hey! Since when you've started believing in by chance 1151 02:28:48,519 --> 02:28:49,918 This is not only book it's my friends 1152 02:28:51,289 --> 02:28:52,756 And I came home with Sonia 1153 02:28:59,297 --> 02:29:01,595 Do you remember you wore a nightie same like this on our first night 1154 02:29:02,633 --> 02:29:04,260 I want to see you again like that! 1155 02:29:29,994 --> 02:29:31,621 Wear this and get ready to go to Airport 1156 02:29:39,003 --> 02:29:41,972 I picked up the bottle on which your finger prints had been imprinted 1157 02:29:56,687 --> 02:29:59,656 What's the matter? Today you're in very Romantic mood! 1158 02:30:00,358 --> 02:30:01,985 I was eagerly waiting for this night only 1159 02:30:07,365 --> 02:30:07,660 What? 1160 02:30:10,534 --> 02:30:13,662 Wantonly I smashed with a bottle & disfigured her face 1161 02:30:14,372 --> 02:30:16,840 So, that no one could recognise her 1162 02:30:17,708 --> 02:30:20,677 And after that sending off Neeta on Geneva flight! 1163 02:30:21,045 --> 02:30:24,014 Silently I went into Airport restaurent & sat there! 1164 02:30:32,056 --> 02:30:34,183 I made the bartender believe that I was there in bar till early hours 1165 02:30:35,059 --> 02:30:38,187 I was successful in the risk I had taken 1166 02:30:39,230 --> 02:30:43,189 I gave my watch to bartender and made him into a witness! 1167 02:30:47,405 --> 02:30:52,035 People spend their lives, even then they can't earn a million 1168 02:30:52,243 --> 02:30:56,873 And, within 5 months I've become proud owner of 100 millons 1169 02:30:58,082 --> 02:31:00,209 Why do you always say by chance? 1170 02:31:01,252 --> 02:31:02,719 What did it gave you? 1171 02:31:04,088 --> 02:31:04,713 One peg! 1172 02:31:06,590 --> 02:31:07,215 One peg? 1173 02:31:07,591 --> 02:31:08,057 Yes! 1174 02:31:09,260 --> 02:31:10,887 Because, its a day of celebration! 1175 02:31:11,262 --> 02:31:12,559 That's why I'll also join you! 1176 02:31:13,764 --> 02:31:15,061 You're a great planner! 1177 02:31:16,600 --> 02:31:18,067 How intelligently you've planned 1178 02:31:20,104 --> 02:31:22,732 But every intelligent has a streak of foolishness in him 1179 02:31:23,274 --> 02:31:25,742 Other than himself he considers the entire world as foolish! 1180 02:31:27,445 --> 02:31:30,414 You too are one of those overconfidence fools 1181 02:31:32,783 --> 02:31:35,081 You're thinking that I'm here to escape from police 1182 02:31:36,287 --> 02:31:39,745 I am not here to escape from police I was here to know your plan 1183 02:31:40,458 --> 02:31:43,427 And in your over confidence you told me everything! 1184 02:31:45,296 --> 02:31:47,924 And now you may be thinking how I could find your whereabouts 1185 02:31:48,799 --> 02:31:50,096 By chance! 1186 02:31:51,802 --> 02:31:53,429 Can you recognise this boarding pass? 1187 02:31:54,638 --> 02:31:56,765 This was your real wife Sonia Bajaj's 1188 02:31:58,642 --> 02:32:00,610 And I found this in your car 1189 02:32:01,812 --> 02:32:04,280 By coincidence in the book"Coincidence" 1190 02:32:04,648 --> 02:32:06,275 Which you were making fun of! 1191 02:32:17,995 --> 02:32:20,623 Then, by chance I met Insurance detective 1192 02:32:21,332 --> 02:32:24,790 Through him I came to know that you've got the insurence money 1193 02:32:25,169 --> 02:32:28,798 And that you've transferred $1,00,000 to the ship! 1194 02:32:29,507 --> 02:32:33,307 Okay! Even if you know my plan what can you do? 1195 02:32:34,345 --> 02:32:37,803 Within few hours this ship will cross swiss boundaries 1196 02:32:38,015 --> 02:32:40,483 And after that we'll be miles far away 1197 02:32:40,684 --> 02:32:42,982 Wait! Before you go miles far away 1198 02:32:43,187 --> 02:32:46,816 I'll tell you a joke! Which is narrated to school children 1199 02:32:47,191 --> 02:32:48,988 Which you may've never heard it 1200 02:32:49,360 --> 02:32:50,987 Because you're from streets! 1201 02:32:51,862 --> 02:32:52,658 Then listen 1202 02:32:53,364 --> 02:32:55,332 A tortoise & a hare were friends 1203 02:32:55,866 --> 02:32:57,663 One day they had a race between them! 1204 02:32:57,868 --> 02:32:59,836 And the hare surged forward immediately 1205 02:33:00,204 --> 02:33:03,332 And reaching near the winning post it slept of without any worry! 1206 02:33:03,707 --> 02:33:09,009 The foolish hare never knew when the tortoise had come & overtook it 1207 02:33:10,381 --> 02:33:11,177 Is it a joke? 1208 02:33:11,382 --> 02:33:13,009 No, this is a story! 1209 02:33:13,384 --> 02:33:19,016 The joke is that our story is a exactly like the story of Tortoise & Hare 1210 02:33:19,723 --> 02:33:22,191 In which I've won not you 1211 02:33:22,393 --> 02:33:23,860 What are you blabbering? 1212 02:33:24,562 --> 02:33:28,362 The plan by me was successful I've my Neeta with me 1213 02:33:28,566 --> 02:33:30,193 I've $100 million! 1214 02:33:30,401 --> 02:33:31,368 What do you've? 1215 02:33:31,569 --> 02:33:33,196 Nothing... l've won! 1216 02:33:33,737 --> 02:33:37,537 I can't explain you in words There'll be a computer here Isn't it? 1217 02:33:37,908 --> 02:33:39,705 Come, I'll explain it you with modern technology 1218 02:33:39,910 --> 02:33:40,706 Come... Come! 1219 02:34:01,265 --> 02:34:03,233 This is my Singapore Bank's account number 1220 02:34:03,601 --> 02:34:04,568 How could you know it? 1221 02:34:06,270 --> 02:34:07,897 That's what I want to show you 1222 02:34:25,956 --> 02:34:29,414 People generally have a password that can be easily remembered 1223 02:34:30,294 --> 02:34:31,090 Like... 1224 02:34:34,798 --> 02:34:37,134 But you can't do like that 1225 02:34:37,134 --> 02:34:38,431 Because you're a Bastard 1226 02:34:41,805 --> 02:34:43,272 Then what could be your password? 1227 02:34:47,811 --> 02:34:49,608 You always repeat a word 1228 02:34:57,154 --> 02:34:57,950 Isn't it this 1229 02:35:18,509 --> 02:35:19,635 Did you see Mr. Planner? 1230 02:35:21,679 --> 02:35:24,648 You earned $100 millions in 5 months with a plan 1231 02:35:25,182 --> 02:35:27,150 And in just 5 minutes 1232 02:35:27,518 --> 02:35:30,817 I redeposited your entire amount into Insurance account 1233 02:35:32,356 --> 02:35:35,325 Now from a Billionaire you're again become a penniless man 1234 02:35:39,697 --> 02:35:45,329 Take two sticks and go back to some bar & play drums & make this girl dance 1235 02:35:48,038 --> 02:35:49,665 No use of holding my collar 1236 02:35:51,709 --> 02:35:52,835 Can you see this mike? 1237 02:35:53,877 --> 02:35:56,004 Whatever you said has been recorded 1238 02:35:56,880 --> 02:35:58,507 And the tape recorder is there! 1239 02:36:12,730 --> 02:36:14,698 You take this and inform the security! 1240 02:37:28,972 --> 02:37:30,098 Neeta is dead! 1241 02:42:41,952 --> 02:42:42,919 Toilet is there 1242 02:42:43,286 --> 02:42:45,584 Father, they didn't mean toilet! It's welcome 1243 02:42:47,290 --> 02:42:48,416 Is he your FIL? (Father-in-law) 1244 02:42:52,629 --> 02:42:53,425 You too've come back to India? 1245 02:42:53,630 --> 02:42:54,426 Where we'll go? 1246 02:42:54,631 --> 02:42:56,428 There's pollution, corruption here 1247 02:42:56,633 --> 02:42:58,100 But there's BJP here! 1248 02:42:59,302 --> 02:43:01,429 Bahut Jyada pyar(Too much of Love) 1249 02:43:03,473 --> 02:43:05,441 Now, it's a fashion of taking out Albums! 1250 02:43:05,642 --> 02:43:07,269 Every Sikh is cutting an Album 1251 02:43:07,644 --> 02:43:09,612 We've a Sikh in house! 1252 02:43:09,813 --> 02:43:12,611 I've planned to cut an Album on National integration 1253 02:43:12,816 --> 02:43:15,614 A Bengali song in the voice of a Sikh! 1254 02:43:15,986 --> 02:43:16,782 Sing man! 1255 02:43:36,173 --> 02:43:37,970 My Album's name is'Bhalo'! 1256 02:43:38,842 --> 02:43:41,140 Raj, you've not yet introduced them to me 1257 02:43:41,344 --> 02:43:42,971 I'm a MBBS! 1258 02:43:44,681 --> 02:43:45,978 No... No... No 1259 02:43:46,183 --> 02:43:47,650 MBBS means...,