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Hey, you want to get out of here?
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-What a rager, huh?
-Yeah. Yeah.
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Isn't it weird that all this,
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this all happened
at the end of the semester?
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You and me.
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James...
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I don't think I can see you anymore.
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You don't... What do you mean?
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Sorry.
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Women are mercurial, man.
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-And you did just start dating last week.
-It was 11 days ago.
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You didn't tell her about the Scarlet V,
did you?
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-That has nothing to do with it.
-Oh, Christ. Brennan.
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-What?
-You did! You promised me!
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Look, I don't lie to people
who I care about.
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Yes, but you could've just left it
out of the narrative. You know?
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You don't want "virgin"
to be your signifier.
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He takes one semiotics class,
and I'm supposed to...
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Here, drink up.
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You need to bed down the next lonely,
plain-looking, insecure depressive
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who throws herself at you
and get it over with.
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Look, I know most people
have low standards.
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I guess I'm... I'm different.
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Well, you know what,
we'll find you a girl, all right?
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-When we're on the Continent.
-Here's to sexually-permissive cultures!
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Yes! Focus on Europe.
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It's going to be
a transformative experience.
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To the graduate.
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Yeah, so I researched
some more youth hostels,
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and the median cost
is just a little higher than I expected,
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about $7.68 more,
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multiplied by the 42 days is $322.56.
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Bill, do you want to take this?
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Excuse me, can you get me
a refill here? That's an old-fashioned.
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So with the $368
I have from Grandpa's trust fund,
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plus the $900 you guys
are already giving me, thank you,
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I do need an additional $279.11.
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James, we didn't want
to spoil your graduation,
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but your father has been transferred
to a different department.
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Really? Is that... Is that bad?
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Yes, we're making less,
considerably less.
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Because this trip
was my graduation present, so...
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Sweetie, I am so sorry about this trip,
but I'm afraid we just can't afford it.
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You could still help me
with rent next year, right?
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All right, James,
you're not listening to me.
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-Here you go, sir.
-There we go. Thank you very much.
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Listen, here's to you, kiddo.
Happy graduation.
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Wait. What am I going to do
about grad school?
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You know,
Columbia's holding a spot for me.
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Well, if you end up deciding
that's what you want to do,
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then obviously
you're going to have to get a job.
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A summer job?
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Summer in Pittsburgh.
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-That's fucking harsh.
-It's a nightmare.
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They don't like people like me
where I'm from.
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You know, we're romantics.
I read poetry for pleasure, sometimes.
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Hey, yeah, well, you know what,
don't worry about it, all right?
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You know, with my dad's connections,
we'll get a great deal on an apartment.
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And, hey,
I'll float you for the first few months.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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-Thank you so much, Eric.
-Hey, don't worry about it.
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What the hell are you doing?
Our parents are right over...
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What, them? They're clueless.
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Fuck, this is good weed.
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Speaking of which,
I just want you to know
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that you'll be with me in spirit
this summer.
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-Hey, put that away.
-Yeah. Take it.
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-No.
-Take it.
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-Take it!
-Okay.
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Look, James,
I know things suck right now, all right?
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But look at it this way,
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in a few short months,
you'll be with me,
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in New York City,
the greatest fucking city in the world!
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Like we always talked about, man.
Living the adventure together.
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Quit worrying, Brennan.
That's what the weed is for.
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Bill, for God's sakes, pay attention.
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All right, I'm just trying to drive.
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Here she ever comes now now
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She ever comes now now
She ever comes now
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Here she ever comes now now
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She ever comes now now
She ever comes now
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Oh, it looks so good
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She's made out of wood
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Just look and see
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Here she ever comes now now
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She ever comes now now
She ever comes now
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Here she ever comes now now
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She ever comes now now
She ever comes now
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Oh, it looks so good
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She's made out of wood
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Just look and see
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I really haven't had that many jobs,
per se,
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but here are my academic records
and my extracurricular activities.
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I wrote for The Gordian Knot,
it was a literary journal in college.
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And in math, I got 770 on the SATs,
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so I assume I'd be good
at tabulating checks.
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These are the only jobs
you've ever had?
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No, no, I also spent several years
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taking care of a neighbor's lawn,
the Palmieris.
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I have their
letter of recommendation here.
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All right. Fill this out.
I'll call you if anything comes up.
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Okay.
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No, I've never actually
driven an asphalt mixer, per se,
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but I did once drive my friend's van
to Wisconsin
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on a pretty lengthy road trip.
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Yeah, so... Okay, is there any way
I can take a lesson...
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They hung up.
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What am I supposed to do?
I'm not even qualified for manual labor.
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The only place I know I can get a job
is with Frigo.
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What, at Adventureland?
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You got a concussion on the
teacup ride there when you were 6.
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-You can do better, kiddo.
-No, there's nothing.
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I majored in Comparative Literature
and Renaissance Studies.
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Unless someone needs help
restoring a fresco, I'm screwed.
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Oh, for God's sake, Bill.
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-Nad attack!
-Frigo, Frigo! Hey, get off of me.
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-Brennan, come here.
-Frigo, stop. Okay.
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There's the lawn mower, lawn mower,
lawn mower!
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-Yes!
-Frigo.
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Oh, Brennan!
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Right here, sir! Right here, sir!
Have a funtastic time!
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I don't have much work experience,
per se, but...
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I'm sorry.
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Paulette? Come in, Paulette? Bobby?
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Bobby?
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-Paulette, come in, Paulette?
-Channels.
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-You just... You gotta press it.
-Oh, they're gone.
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Okay.
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This is James,
and he's applying for a games job.
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Games! Oh, great, good.
Let's get you set up.
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Actually, Bobby, I'd prefer a rides job,
if it's still open.
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You look more like a games guy,
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plus I've already got out
the games application, so... All right?
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Okay. Yeah, no. I just...
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My name is Bobby.
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Okay, rules. No freebies,
no free turns for your friends,
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-no free upgrades, no free food.
-So, just nothing is free here.
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Everybody has to pay for everything.
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And more importantly,
working in games,
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no one ever wins a giant-ass panda.
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Yeah, we don't have that many left.
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Cool? Can you hand me
a T-shirt, please?
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Here, I have a resume. I don't know
if you still want to take a look at it.
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James? Am I pronouncing that right?
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-James? James?
-Yeah.
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Okay, by accepting this T-shirt,
you are...
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Hired!
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Well, usually I...
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-More of a ceremonial thing, the T-shirt.
-Sorry.
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Okay, new guy, let's get this over with.
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Here we are
at the first of many shitty games.
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This one is inexplicably
called The Flighing Dutchman.
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Even more inexplicable
is how they decided to spell it.
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Hey, Jerry.
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$1 buys 5 rings.
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If one of the rings lands
on one of the red bottles,
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they win a giant-ass panda.
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-That is a giant-ass panda.
-Yeah, it's the best prize in the park.
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And that's because this game
is un-winnable.
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Observe. I'll drop a ring
from 3 inches away.
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So nobody ever wins?
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If someone wins a giant-ass panda
on your watch,
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you should just go home
because you're fired, okay?
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So the object of the game
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is to knock the hat off the dummy
with a softball,
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except, as you'll see,
half the hats are glued on.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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I mean, we pay little Malaysian kids
10 cents a day to make these toys,
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we can't just give them away.
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You get a 5-minute bathroom break
every 2 hours.
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I recommend saving a few of those up
in case you have to go number 2.
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Brennan, they got you working on games?
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What a pussy! You're such a pussy!
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-You know that demented person?
-Yeah. He used to be my best friend.
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Then I turned 4.
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So if you stand
directly below the hoop,
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you will see that it's been hammered
into an oval shape.
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But from back there,
the sucker just can't tell.
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Jesus, that's so wrong.
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A criminal abuse
of the laws of perspective.
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Yeah, well,
people are getting ripped off.
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Yeah, yeah, Trotsky,
let's get you a booth.
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So your life must be utter shit,
or you wouldn't be here.
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I was supposed to go to Europe,
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but my family has money problems.
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Wait till your parents start
making you pay rent.
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My dad even makes me pay utilities.
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I don't want...
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I catch the paper boy
199
00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:10,228
But things don't really change
200
00:11:10,268 --> 00:11:12,429
I'm standing in the wind
201
00:11:13,572 --> 00:11:15,369
But I never wave bye-bye
202
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But I try
203
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I try
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00:11:25,617 --> 00:11:27,778
Hey, litterbug! In the clown mouth!
205
00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:34,224
Okay, we have a winner.
It's the purple horse.
206
00:11:34,259 --> 00:11:37,717
Green's in 2nd. Yellow's 3rd.
Congratulations.
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00:11:37,762 --> 00:11:40,731
Here you go. You can have that.
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00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,562
-Hey, James?
- Yeah?
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00:11:45,370 --> 00:11:47,930
You think you can maybe, you know,
take it up a notch?
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00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:50,339
Yeah, I know. Maybe I'm not
the right guy to run this game.
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I really... I think I should probably be
on the rides department.
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00:11:53,144 --> 00:11:55,874
No. No, no, no.
You're more of a game guy.
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00:11:55,914 --> 00:11:58,508
-No, you're very... You're very gamey.
-Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
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00:11:59,784 --> 00:12:01,251
Have you ever seen
a horse race before?
216
00:12:01,286 --> 00:12:04,187
Have you ever, like,
heard one on the radio?
217
00:12:04,222 --> 00:12:06,383
Harness racing
or, like, the normal kind?
218
00:12:06,424 --> 00:12:09,018
-That's a good question.
-It doesn't really matter.
219
00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:11,358
Look, the Kentucky Derby.
Have you seen the Kentucky Derby?
220
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The way they announce it on the radio,
and it's really...
221
00:12:13,098 --> 00:12:14,565
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
"100, 200, 200, going..."
222
00:12:14,599 --> 00:12:16,829
-That's an auction, sweetie.
-Right.
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00:12:16,868 --> 00:12:19,166
So don't...
Yeah, just get into it, you know?
224
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Make it a show. Make it a performance.
You know what I mean?
225
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That's what people come for.
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So, let's take it to a 10.
All right, got faith in you, man.
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Thank you.
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00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:30,675
-Take it to a 10. I like that.
-Okay.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
put down your mint juleps.
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Horses are all at the starting gate.
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Okay, and they're off!
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And Red bolts out of the gate,
taking an early lead!
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But look out! Here comes Green,
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issuing a challenge
from the outside lane.
235
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Green runs well
on a muddy track, folks,
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so today's conditions
give him a slight edge.
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And Yellow is dead last!
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00:12:53,171 --> 00:12:56,971
What a disappointment after Yellow's
strong showing at Saratoga last spring.
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Wait! Look out! Wait a second!
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Out of nowhere,
Orange breaks ahead of the pack,
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and now, in the backstretch,
Orange and Green.
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00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,378
Orange and Green,
and Orange takes it by a nose!
243
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:05,781
Green places and Red shows.
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Please come to the window
to collect your winnings!
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00:13:08,019 --> 00:13:13,980
-What window? There's a window?
-No. No, there's not. Here you go.
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Congratulations, sir.
247
00:13:27,405 --> 00:13:28,463
I'm new.
248
00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:33,302
Our original initiative rapidly got
all tangled up in the sale of arms.
249
00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:35,176
And the sale of arms got tangled up...
250
00:13:38,149 --> 00:13:40,208
Hey, why don't you call
one of your old friends?
251
00:13:40,251 --> 00:13:43,379
I heard Danny's back in town. Or Pat?
252
00:13:44,322 --> 00:13:47,723
And tell them I work as a carny?
No, thank you.
253
00:13:49,427 --> 00:13:51,987
-Yo! Guy!
-Yeah?
254
00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:53,827
-Give me five.
-Okay.
255
00:13:56,234 --> 00:13:59,965
Hey, I heard some big fat lady
fell off the Paratrooper.
256
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:02,132
Oh, really? I didn't hear about that.
Was she okay?
257
00:14:02,173 --> 00:14:05,836
I don't know.
Hey, you know what? Give me 10.
258
00:14:05,877 --> 00:14:09,176
-Okay.
-You know what? Make it 15.
259
00:14:09,214 --> 00:14:13,878
Yeah, I heard she was this
big, fat, slob of a woman, you know?
260
00:14:13,918 --> 00:14:17,752
Hey, he won! Check it out!
Way to go, Dom! Way to go, Dom!
261
00:14:17,789 --> 00:14:19,689
-We got a winner!
-Come on, check it out!
262
00:14:19,724 --> 00:14:23,683
Okay, sir, actually,
I saw you holding him over the bottles.
263
00:14:23,728 --> 00:14:24,786
That's cheating.
264
00:14:24,829 --> 00:14:27,992
Oh, no. He won fair-and-square, sir.
You know, you gotta give him a prize!
265
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,831
-Yeah, I saw him throw it!
-Hey, thank you, sir.
266
00:14:30,869 --> 00:14:36,398
-Guys, hey, fellas, I could lose my job.
-This faggot's trying to rip off a kid!
267
00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:41,010
Why don't you give the kid
a fucking panda.
268
00:14:43,648 --> 00:14:45,582
Here you go, here's your panda.
269
00:14:45,617 --> 00:14:49,553
Yeah, thanks. Here you go, Dom.
I mean, he's just a little kid.
270
00:14:51,256 --> 00:14:52,348
Look, am I gonna get in trouble?
271
00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:54,483
No one's ever supposed
to lose a giant-ass panda.
272
00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:56,687
Is it worth getting knifed over?
273
00:14:56,728 --> 00:14:57,922
No.
274
00:14:57,962 --> 00:15:02,763
-Hi. I'm James Brennan. I just started.
-Em. Nice to meet you.
275
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:06,629
Sucks you're gonna lose your job
your second day, James.
276
00:15:07,005 --> 00:15:11,032
No. Shit. I need this job.
277
00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:14,702
I'm kidding. You're okay.
278
00:15:14,746 --> 00:15:16,873
I'll tell Bobby you lost the panda
at knifepoint.
279
00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:20,248
Yo, Connell! Rock on!
280
00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:27,050
-Who's that?
-Connell. He's the maintenance guy.
281
00:15:33,064 --> 00:15:35,294
Hey, Joel, is that a pipe?
282
00:15:36,901 --> 00:15:38,061
Yeah, I know.
283
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:41,539
It's a revolting affectation,
but it relaxes me.
284
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,565
-Hey, Joel. Hey.
-Hi.
285
00:15:45,443 --> 00:15:46,876
You guys want some of this?
286
00:15:46,911 --> 00:15:50,005
-I bagged it from Paulette. Cuban rum?
-Thanks.
287
00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:59,050
I think somebody was trying
to write "Satan Lives" on that wall,
288
00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:01,251
but they spelled it "Satin Lives."
289
00:16:01,292 --> 00:16:03,658
One of those textile-worshipping cults,
no doubt.
290
00:16:04,796 --> 00:16:06,127
-That's quite funny.
-Yeah.
291
00:16:06,164 --> 00:16:08,462
Lou Reed? I like the tee, Em.
292
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,991
You know
about Connell and Lou, right?
293
00:16:11,035 --> 00:16:13,265
No, I don't know about them.
294
00:16:13,304 --> 00:16:14,532
Time out, guys.
295
00:16:14,572 --> 00:16:16,039
-Guys, he doesn't know the legend.
-Oh, my God!
296
00:16:16,074 --> 00:16:18,770
-Tell him.
-Connell once jammed with Lou Reed.
297
00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:20,368
-Really?
-The historic Lou Reed.
298
00:16:20,411 --> 00:16:23,039
-The Lou Reed.
-So Connell's like a real musician?
299
00:16:23,081 --> 00:16:26,983
Yeah, he's got his own band.
It's frigging awesome.
300
00:16:27,018 --> 00:16:30,181
-He's gotta get a lot of pussy with it.
-He's married, you perv!
301
00:16:30,221 --> 00:16:32,155
Nice pipe, Grandpa!
302
00:16:33,324 --> 00:16:36,555
Oh, my God.
That was a whole corn dog!
303
00:16:36,594 --> 00:16:38,960
I'm sorry, Joel.
My brother is such a douche.
304
00:16:40,098 --> 00:16:41,861
Looks like it's us!
Let's go, panty stain!
305
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:45,028
"Panty stain," that's me.
Good night, everybody.
306
00:16:45,603 --> 00:16:47,503
Hey, I could give you a ride,
if you want.
307
00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:50,406
Really? Frigo, I got a ride. Really?
308
00:16:50,441 --> 00:16:51,499
-What?
-Yeah.
309
00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:52,908
-Thank you so much. I got a ride.
-Hey, what?
310
00:16:52,944 --> 00:16:54,809
You can go. Good night.
311
00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:56,438
-You got a ride?
-Yes.
312
00:16:56,481 --> 00:16:59,644
All right, then.
Then why don't you ride this?
313
00:16:59,684 --> 00:17:01,914
-Oh, my God.
-Frigo.
314
00:17:01,953 --> 00:17:04,217
-All right, I'll see you, Brennan.
-What the hell was that?
315
00:17:04,255 --> 00:17:05,950
It's just my life.
316
00:17:20,872 --> 00:17:24,603
I'm curious to know
exactly how you are
317
00:17:26,144 --> 00:17:31,377
I keep my distance
But that distance is too far
318
00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:36,581
It reassures me just to know
that you're okay
319
00:17:36,621 --> 00:17:41,149
But I don't want you to go on
needing me this way
320
00:17:41,192 --> 00:17:46,027
And I don't want to know
if you are lonely
321
00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:49,527
-Here, have some rum.
-Thanks.
322
00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:52,832
Oh, shit.
Sorry, my mother. She's very nosy.
323
00:17:54,672 --> 00:17:57,732
Yeah, she used to read my journals.
I had to start writing them in Italian.
324
00:17:57,775 --> 00:17:59,709
I took Italian for a year.
I went through an opera...
325
00:17:59,744 --> 00:18:01,234
Okay, she's gone.
326
00:18:03,414 --> 00:18:06,747
So, Joel told me that you're gonna go
to Columbia for grad school.
327
00:18:06,784 --> 00:18:10,948
-Yeah.
-Wow. I'm at NYU right now.
328
00:18:10,989 --> 00:18:12,980
Oh, really? Oh, that's cool.
329
00:18:13,057 --> 00:18:16,083
Maybe I'll run into you
on the streets of NYC.
330
00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:19,924
-What are you studying?
-Journalism.
331
00:18:19,964 --> 00:18:22,330
Yeah, I want to be, like,
a travel essayist.
332
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:24,665
But I want to report
on the real state of the world.
333
00:18:24,702 --> 00:18:26,363
You know, like Charles Dickens,
334
00:18:26,404 --> 00:18:28,031
for example, wrote
what you might call travel books,
335
00:18:28,072 --> 00:18:30,905
but he visited prisons
and mental asylums.
336
00:18:34,078 --> 00:18:35,340
-That's cool.
-Yeah, is it?
337
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:36,813
-Yeah.
-Okay.
338
00:18:36,848 --> 00:18:38,008
No, it is, it's...
339
00:18:38,049 --> 00:18:40,745
But why do you have to
go to grad school for that?
340
00:18:42,553 --> 00:18:44,521
No, that's a valid question,
341
00:18:44,555 --> 00:18:48,389
but, actually, journalism is kind of
like this old boys' network still.
342
00:18:48,426 --> 00:18:51,793
You need the right connections.
It's very Ivy League, very exclusive.
343
00:18:51,829 --> 00:18:57,096
Stupid. I think my mother would rather
I intern at some Fortune 500 company
344
00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:59,330
or something like that.
345
00:18:59,370 --> 00:19:01,361
-Fuck that, right?
-Yeah.
346
00:19:03,908 --> 00:19:05,034
Yeah.
347
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:09,439
I got to go. I have to meet a friend.
348
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:12,210
-Okay. Yeah, thanks for the ride.
-Sure.
349
00:19:47,251 --> 00:19:50,015
Hey, I heard you jammed
with Lou Reed.
350
00:19:50,054 --> 00:19:52,887
-Don't believe everything you hear.
-Okay.
351
00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:56,392
I'll tell you about it sometime.
352
00:19:57,095 --> 00:19:59,495
So, where does your band play?
353
00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:03,398
Usual shitholes around town.
I need better musicians.
354
00:20:04,335 --> 00:20:07,099
-I'm starting a new band out in LA.
-Los Angeles?
355
00:20:07,138 --> 00:20:10,232
Yeah. It's going to be cool.
Going this winter.
356
00:20:11,909 --> 00:20:13,433
-Jesus.
-Nasty.
357
00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:16,637
You'll get better at avoiding that.
358
00:20:20,651 --> 00:20:25,281
Hey, guys. Party at my house tonight.
My dad's out of town.
359
00:20:26,691 --> 00:20:28,352
I'm invited?
360
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,554
Yep, that's why I'm telling you.
361
00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:34,462
-Connell?
-You kiddies have fun.
362
00:20:38,302 --> 00:20:39,997
She's cool, right?
363
00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:42,364
You're just smearing that around.
364
00:20:44,175 --> 00:20:47,235
Hey, Sue, I'm a virgin at table games,
so go easy on me.
365
00:20:47,278 --> 00:20:49,838
We're having a ping-pong tournament!
366
00:20:50,481 --> 00:20:51,607
-Hey.
-Hey.
367
00:20:51,649 --> 00:20:52,911
Nice digs.
368
00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:56,477
Kind of begs the question of why the
hell you're working at Adventureland?
369
00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:59,217
Well, you know, my dad's a lawyer.
370
00:20:59,257 --> 00:21:02,988
It's been his life-long dream for
his daughter to work at Adventureland.
371
00:21:03,027 --> 00:21:05,962
-High hopes.
-Also gets me out of the house.
372
00:21:06,631 --> 00:21:09,156
So we can drink your parents' booze.
It's okay?
373
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,690
-Absolutely.
-Yes!
374
00:21:10,735 --> 00:21:13,260
-Awesome.
-Don't touch me.
375
00:21:13,304 --> 00:21:16,432
Hey, I actually brought something
for the party.
376
00:21:20,578 --> 00:21:22,603
-What is that?
-It's a joint.
377
00:21:22,647 --> 00:21:24,239
-Oh.
-Yeah.
378
00:21:25,516 --> 00:21:26,949
Bobby is weird.
379
00:21:26,984 --> 00:21:29,179
I had to go back and get the extra
employee key for the bathroom,
380
00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:31,154
and I went back, I opened the door,
381
00:21:31,189 --> 00:21:35,819
and there were all these pictures
of him and Paulette, naked.
382
00:21:39,497 --> 00:21:40,759
What a weirdo.
383
00:21:42,633 --> 00:21:47,593
Hey, I'm gonna go for a swim.
Anybody care to join me?
384
00:21:52,743 --> 00:21:53,869
Okay.
385
00:21:58,816 --> 00:22:00,545
Come on.
386
00:22:00,585 --> 00:22:03,782
Is anybody else coming in here,
or is it just us?
387
00:22:05,256 --> 00:22:06,655
Yeah, okay.
388
00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:17,691
-See, it's not so bad. It's okay.
-No, it's okay.
389
00:22:26,210 --> 00:22:30,840
-Do you have any more of that pot?
-Yeah, at home. Why?
390
00:22:32,116 --> 00:22:34,016
-We should make pot cookies.
-Okay.
391
00:22:34,051 --> 00:22:36,611
That would be so fun.
Have you done that?
392
00:22:36,654 --> 00:22:39,714
-I have not. I've had cookies.
-All right.
393
00:22:39,757 --> 00:22:41,850
My connections have all dried up.
That's why I'm asking.
394
00:22:41,893 --> 00:22:43,190
Your connections have dried up?
395
00:22:43,227 --> 00:22:45,161
What, you think, I have ties
to the underworld or something?
396
00:22:45,196 --> 00:22:46,356
I have 5 joints.
397
00:22:46,564 --> 00:22:48,555
You think I can, like,
put a hit out on somebody?
398
00:22:48,599 --> 00:22:49,623
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
399
00:22:57,441 --> 00:22:59,432
Oh, my God!
400
00:23:00,711 --> 00:23:05,307
I got you. I got the door.
It's only 3 feet, so I can handle it.
401
00:23:05,983 --> 00:23:07,109
Okay.
402
00:23:12,056 --> 00:23:13,148
-I'm gonna get a drink.
-Okay.
403
00:23:13,191 --> 00:23:14,681
You want one?
404
00:23:23,067 --> 00:23:24,591
-Coming?
-Yeah.
405
00:23:28,873 --> 00:23:31,000
Yeah, I'll meet you inside.
406
00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:33,802
-Okay.
-I'll meet you inside.
407
00:23:33,844 --> 00:23:35,277
-Okay.
-Okay.
408
00:23:37,014 --> 00:23:38,242
Shit.
409
00:23:41,152 --> 00:23:45,248
Boner! You got a boner!
Brennan's got a boner!
410
00:23:46,657 --> 00:23:47,749
Yeah!
411
00:23:52,530 --> 00:23:53,554
Thanks.
412
00:23:53,764 --> 00:23:57,530
I like your records.
Eno, Replacements, Big Star.
413
00:23:57,568 --> 00:24:01,868
Hey, give me your underwear.
I'll throw them in the dryer for you.
414
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,372
-I promise you'll get them back.
-Yeah.
415
00:24:10,514 --> 00:24:11,845
Thank you.
416
00:24:21,959 --> 00:24:24,860
-Who's that?
-It's my stepmom.
417
00:24:28,466 --> 00:24:31,299
I don't think there's any pictures
of my mom in here.
418
00:24:31,335 --> 00:24:35,897
-She died 2 years ago.
-Really? I'm sorry.
419
00:24:37,575 --> 00:24:40,408
My dad remarried last year.
That's Francy.
420
00:24:41,479 --> 00:24:43,879
You see that unholy abomination
on her head?
421
00:24:43,914 --> 00:24:45,347
-Yeah.
-It's a wig.
422
00:24:45,383 --> 00:24:46,577
Is it?
423
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:52,385
She had, like, a nervous breakdown
when her first husband divorced her.
424
00:24:52,423 --> 00:24:54,186
Lost all her hair.
425
00:24:54,225 --> 00:24:57,285
I would feel bad if she wasn't
such a status-obsessed witch.
426
00:25:01,699 --> 00:25:04,964
-I'm buzzed. You?
-Yeah, kind of.
427
00:25:18,549 --> 00:25:20,813
-What was that?
-What was what?
428
00:25:21,585 --> 00:25:23,314
I'm gonna go...
You want to go see what they're doing?
429
00:25:23,354 --> 00:25:24,446
Yes.
430
00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:32,228
I think I drank, like,
a whole bottle of vodka.
431
00:25:32,263 --> 00:25:34,731
You were drinking vermouth
the whole night, it's disgusting.
432
00:25:34,765 --> 00:25:36,892
Yeah, it's a type of vodka.
433
00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:43,900
You okay? Frigo? What are you doing?
434
00:25:43,941 --> 00:25:46,102
Okay, good night!
435
00:25:54,085 --> 00:25:55,279
Hello?
436
00:25:57,355 --> 00:26:01,917
Hey. No, actually,
the party broke up pretty early.
437
00:26:11,802 --> 00:26:13,235
I'm in here.
438
00:26:15,339 --> 00:26:17,534
Crack of dawn
439
00:26:18,976 --> 00:26:21,467
Cindy's movin' on
440
00:26:22,980 --> 00:26:26,814
She's talking Cindy to everyone
441
00:26:29,587 --> 00:26:34,149
-So we have, like, 5 minutes?
-No.
442
00:26:34,191 --> 00:26:36,659
Though I've heard it before
443
00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:41,596
There's not much point
in wasting time, though.
444
00:26:41,632 --> 00:26:45,432
But I just can't get away
445
00:26:45,469 --> 00:26:49,872
Cindy kills me every day
446
00:27:25,709 --> 00:27:27,904
Lisa P. is back!
447
00:27:27,945 --> 00:27:30,175
-Lisa P. is back!
-Lisa P.? Did you hear that?
448
00:27:30,214 --> 00:27:33,377
Lisa P. is back! Lisa P. is back!
449
00:27:34,785 --> 00:27:37,515
-Brennan, Brennan, Lisa P. is back!
-Yeah? Who's Lisa P.?
450
00:27:37,555 --> 00:27:40,490
Holy mother of crap!
"Who's Lisa P.?"
451
00:27:40,524 --> 00:27:41,718
That's Lisa P.
452
00:27:42,259 --> 00:27:45,820
Come on, come on
453
00:27:48,032 --> 00:27:53,163
Have you ever heard
those opening lines
454
00:27:54,238 --> 00:27:59,835
You should leave this small town
way behind
455
00:27:59,877 --> 00:28:05,008
I'll be your partner
Show you the steps
456
00:28:08,452 --> 00:28:11,888
Oh, my God,
look at the shape of her ass.
457
00:28:11,922 --> 00:28:15,119
It's a platonic ideal.
That ass is a higher truth.
458
00:28:15,159 --> 00:28:19,755
Look, look at that little portal of light,
just below her crotch,
459
00:28:19,797 --> 00:28:21,526
right where the thigh
meets the pudendum.
460
00:28:21,565 --> 00:28:24,090
The pudendum? Are you pre-med?
461
00:28:24,134 --> 00:28:27,661
I'm telling you, man, I've had dreams
about that diamond-shape portal.
462
00:28:27,705 --> 00:28:29,434
She's coming over here, man. Be cool.
463
00:28:29,473 --> 00:28:31,737
Okay, I'll try to hold it together.
464
00:28:31,775 --> 00:28:34,437
-Hey, Lisa. Hey, Kelly.
-Hey, Joel.
465
00:28:34,478 --> 00:28:36,946
So, I didn't expect you to be back here.
466
00:28:36,981 --> 00:28:39,882
Oh, man, I had my whole summer, like,
mapped out.
467
00:28:39,917 --> 00:28:42,977
Laying out by the pool by day,
dancing by night.
468
00:28:43,020 --> 00:28:47,980
But my dad got injured on the job,
and he's laid up, so I got to help out.
469
00:28:48,025 --> 00:28:50,755
Sorry to hear that.
My mom has shingles.
470
00:28:52,363 --> 00:28:53,421
Oh.
471
00:28:53,464 --> 00:28:56,160
Well, I gotta go run the Musik-Express.
472
00:28:56,200 --> 00:29:00,296
I don't want Paulette bitching me out
on my first day.
473
00:29:00,337 --> 00:29:02,498
-I'm Lisa.
-James.
474
00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:05,737
I heard you lost a giant-ass
panda at knifepoint.
475
00:29:05,776 --> 00:29:09,234
Did you?
I guess my legend precedes me.
476
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,681
-What?
-It was nice to meet you.
477
00:29:12,716 --> 00:29:14,877
Nice to meet you, too, James.
478
00:29:15,853 --> 00:29:17,718
Bye, Lisa. Bye, Kelly.
479
00:29:19,123 --> 00:29:21,819
A little more than 40%
of these fish are dead.
480
00:29:21,859 --> 00:29:23,724
I am amazed
at how tiny my paycheck is,
481
00:29:23,761 --> 00:29:25,319
after working doubles.
482
00:29:25,362 --> 00:29:28,763
Well, we are doing the work of pathetic,
lazy morons.
483
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,930
Jesus fucking Christ, they play
this song, like, 20 times a day.
484
00:29:32,970 --> 00:29:35,996
Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists!
485
00:29:40,244 --> 00:29:41,768
Hey.
486
00:29:41,812 --> 00:29:43,837
-Hey.
-Hey, I made you a tape.
487
00:29:43,881 --> 00:29:45,246
These are my favorite bummer songs.
488
00:29:45,282 --> 00:29:47,750
They're truly miserable,
pit-of-despair type songs.
489
00:29:47,785 --> 00:29:49,309
-I think you'll love it.
-Cool.
490
00:29:49,353 --> 00:29:51,685
Yeah. Hey, you want to get a drink
or something?
491
00:29:51,722 --> 00:29:52,848
Sure.
492
00:30:02,099 --> 00:30:05,330
I got a fever of 103
493
00:30:05,369 --> 00:30:08,998
Come on, baby
Do you do more than dance?
494
00:30:09,039 --> 00:30:11,872
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded
495
00:30:23,854 --> 00:30:28,882
-Hey, I feel like I should tell you.
-Tell me what?
496
00:30:30,294 --> 00:30:33,627
Yeah. I had my heart broken recently.
497
00:30:34,765 --> 00:30:38,599
Is that... I don't know,
I just thought I should tell you.
498
00:30:38,636 --> 00:30:40,695
-That sucks.
-Yeah.
499
00:30:40,738 --> 00:30:43,605
-Who broke your heart?
-A girl at school.
500
00:30:43,641 --> 00:30:46,974
Yeah, it's typical.
I actually... I think there was...
501
00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:48,069
I think there was something there.
502
00:30:48,112 --> 00:30:49,773
I think that we actually had,
like, potential.
503
00:30:49,813 --> 00:30:52,748
I don't know. I think she was afraid.
504
00:30:54,251 --> 00:30:55,275
Afraid of what?
505
00:30:55,319 --> 00:30:57,810
I don't know.
Afraid of it being good or something.
506
00:30:57,855 --> 00:30:59,516
Was the sex good?
507
00:31:00,658 --> 00:31:02,649
She was very sexy.
508
00:31:02,693 --> 00:31:05,059
You've been with a lot of girls?
509
00:31:05,929 --> 00:31:10,423
Yep. Are we talking about, like,
intercourse specifically?
510
00:31:11,268 --> 00:31:13,293
Yeah.
511
00:31:14,838 --> 00:31:16,100
No, in that case,
512
00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:18,608
there were actually a few times that I...
513
00:31:18,642 --> 00:31:19,939
Yeah, a few times I could've done that.
514
00:31:19,977 --> 00:31:22,878
But it wasn't... It wasn't exactly right.
515
00:31:22,913 --> 00:31:25,973
Wait, so you're telling me
you're a virgin?
516
00:31:26,016 --> 00:31:28,814
-There were circumstances...
-Oh, my God!
517
00:31:28,852 --> 00:31:30,080
-Oh, my God.
-No, I went...
518
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:34,580
Okay, all right, for example, junior year,
I was dating this girl, Betsy Cooke.
519
00:31:34,625 --> 00:31:38,755
Betsy was kind of, like...
She was kind of a prude, actually.
520
00:31:38,796 --> 00:31:41,026
Anyway, one day,
I was reading Shakespeare,
521
00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:46,367
and I realized I don't really love
this person. You know?
522
00:31:46,403 --> 00:31:48,871
It was one of the sonnets.
523
00:31:48,906 --> 00:31:51,033
"Being your slave, what should I do
524
00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:54,841
"but tend upon the hours
and times of your desires?"
525
00:31:54,878 --> 00:31:59,941
And I realized I don't want to tend
to Betsy's hours or her times.
526
00:31:59,983 --> 00:32:01,416
All right, that doesn't matter.
527
00:32:01,452 --> 00:32:04,615
Anyway, I drove to Betsy's house,
and I was literally about to tell her,
528
00:32:04,655 --> 00:32:06,623
and that's the night
she said she wanted to have sex.
529
00:32:06,657 --> 00:32:09,592
Can you believe it? It was the same...
You know, it was the same night, so...
530
00:32:09,626 --> 00:32:12,186
And you didn't just fuck her anyway?
531
00:32:15,199 --> 00:32:16,257
No.
532
00:32:18,402 --> 00:32:23,704
So what about you and intercourse?
533
00:32:23,741 --> 00:32:26,869
-Can you stop saying "intercourse"?
-Sure, sure.
534
00:32:27,945 --> 00:32:29,537
I don't know.
There were guys in high school,
535
00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:32,242
and then, like, there were other ones.
536
00:32:33,150 --> 00:32:36,847
-Were you in love with any of them?
-No. Hell no.
537
00:32:37,755 --> 00:32:38,779
Got you.
538
00:32:40,257 --> 00:32:42,885
Oh, hey, it's Connell. Hey, Connell!
539
00:32:42,926 --> 00:32:44,894
-Jimbo.
-Hey, you know this place?
540
00:32:44,928 --> 00:32:48,227
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody knows this is my joint.
541
00:32:50,067 --> 00:32:51,694
These guys work at the park.
This is Ronnie.
542
00:32:51,735 --> 00:32:53,726
Nice to meet you.
543
00:32:53,771 --> 00:32:55,500
-Hi.
-Hey.
544
00:32:55,539 --> 00:32:58,030
We're gonna go meet some friends
in the back.
545
00:32:58,075 --> 00:32:59,201
Cool.
546
00:33:00,844 --> 00:33:03,244
Do it! My nephew!
547
00:33:08,685 --> 00:33:11,051
Is that Connell's wife?
She's, like, really pretty.
548
00:33:11,088 --> 00:33:12,578
Yeah, she is.
549
00:33:12,790 --> 00:33:15,987
She works
at that lame disco, Razzmatazz.
550
00:33:17,728 --> 00:33:20,663
-It's kind of sad.
-Oh, yeah? I've never been there.
551
00:33:20,697 --> 00:33:24,997
No, I mean their marriage is sad.
He didn't want it. Now he's trapped.
552
00:33:31,241 --> 00:33:34,506
Are you sure you want to go?
The band is really awful.
553
00:33:34,545 --> 00:33:37,105
-Yeah, I just needed some air.
-Okay.
554
00:33:46,723 --> 00:33:49,988
Sometimes I feel so happy
555
00:33:52,563 --> 00:33:55,760
Sometimes I feel so sad
556
00:33:58,268 --> 00:34:01,431
Sometimes I feel so happy
557
00:34:02,372 --> 00:34:06,331
But mostly you just make me mad
558
00:34:08,579 --> 00:34:12,276
Baby, you just make me mad
559
00:34:16,053 --> 00:34:20,080
Linger on
560
00:34:21,191 --> 00:34:24,388
Your pale blue eyes
561
00:34:27,764 --> 00:34:31,359
Linger on
562
00:34:33,670 --> 00:34:37,800
-Hey, can we go somewhere?
-Yeah.
563
00:34:42,012 --> 00:34:44,776
Thought of you as my mountain top
564
00:34:47,951 --> 00:34:50,784
Thought of you as my peak
565
00:34:53,824 --> 00:34:56,486
Thought of you as everything
566
00:34:58,595 --> 00:35:01,462
I've had but couldn't keep
567
00:35:04,468 --> 00:35:05,760
Hey.
568
00:35:11,742 --> 00:35:15,906
Linger on
569
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:20,372
Your pale blue eyes
570
00:35:27,858 --> 00:35:30,520
-You made out with her?
-Yeah. Yeah, I just kissed her.
571
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,791
I don't know what came over me.
It was incredible.
572
00:35:34,264 --> 00:35:37,961
Cool, man. How was that?
573
00:35:39,202 --> 00:35:43,138
Fantastic. Joel, she's like...
She's, like, perfect, you know?
574
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,767
-Good for you, man.
-Yeah.
575
00:35:45,809 --> 00:35:47,743
I got to open my booth.
576
00:36:00,590 --> 00:36:02,421
Hey, do you have an ice-pick
I can jam into my ears?
577
00:36:02,459 --> 00:36:04,120
I can't listen to this song again.
578
00:36:04,161 --> 00:36:08,530
I don't, but I have this.
579
00:36:10,267 --> 00:36:12,701
-Be cool with that.
-Okay. Thanks.
580
00:36:16,139 --> 00:36:19,939
-Were you on a date last night?
-I wouldn't call it a date.
581
00:36:19,977 --> 00:36:21,410
Not into Em?
582
00:36:22,612 --> 00:36:24,637
No, she's great. She's great. I just...
583
00:36:24,681 --> 00:36:25,943
I don't know
if I'm ready for a girlfriend yet.
584
00:36:25,983 --> 00:36:28,747
I'm kind of getting over a broken heart.
585
00:36:28,952 --> 00:36:32,888
-I hope you didn't tell her that.
-Why?
586
00:36:34,791 --> 00:36:37,089
You told her that, didn't you?
587
00:36:37,127 --> 00:36:40,221
James, no girl wants to hear about
some other chick you're hard up for.
588
00:36:40,263 --> 00:36:43,562
-Right. They don't?
-They don't.
589
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,535
Look, I'm not saying
never be vulnerable with a girl.
590
00:36:46,570 --> 00:36:49,505
I'm just saying don't play that card first.
591
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,541
Wait, it's a card? Like a card?
592
00:36:54,244 --> 00:36:58,237
There's a science to it.
You're probably pretty good at science.
593
00:36:58,882 --> 00:37:01,077
-That works now.
-Yeah. Okay.
594
00:37:02,285 --> 00:37:06,119
Okay, observe. 2 options.
595
00:37:06,523 --> 00:37:09,754
I can play it safe,
pick them off from back here,
596
00:37:09,793 --> 00:37:13,320
or I can rush into the breach,
guns a-blazing.
597
00:37:13,363 --> 00:37:16,821
Make a run right at the cortex,
and bombs away.
598
00:37:20,771 --> 00:37:23,672
Fortune favors the bold. Virgil said that.
599
00:37:23,707 --> 00:37:28,110
I'm sure Virgil had Bionic Mutant
in mind. I'm gonna go punch out.
600
00:37:28,145 --> 00:37:30,807
-All right, bye.
-Your turn, man.
601
00:37:30,847 --> 00:37:32,872
Okay, but I'm probably not gonna
be very good at this.
602
00:37:36,019 --> 00:37:38,010
Hey.
603
00:37:38,255 --> 00:37:40,746
I really want to see you tonight.
604
00:37:40,791 --> 00:37:42,986
-Tonight?
-Yeah.
605
00:37:43,026 --> 00:37:45,688
Unless you got something else
going on.
606
00:37:47,197 --> 00:37:49,222
You're doing really good.
607
00:37:50,267 --> 00:37:53,031
I jump when he jumps
just instinctively.
608
00:37:53,070 --> 00:37:56,870
Where? Where do you wanna go?
Not the backseat of your car.
609
00:37:56,907 --> 00:37:58,807
We can go to my mom's.
610
00:38:05,148 --> 00:38:07,241
-Hey, James?
-Yeah?
611
00:38:09,886 --> 00:38:12,787
Whoa, bonus round. Kudos.
612
00:38:14,858 --> 00:38:17,292
I heard you might have some weed.
613
00:38:17,627 --> 00:38:20,790
Yeah, I have a stash.
Why, you like the ganja?
614
00:38:23,033 --> 00:38:24,398
Sometimes.
615
00:38:26,403 --> 00:38:27,529
Beer?
616
00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:32,306
-Got anything stronger?
-Yeah.
617
00:38:38,949 --> 00:38:40,041
So what excuse
do you give your mother
618
00:38:40,083 --> 00:38:42,313
for coming down here so late?
619
00:38:43,787 --> 00:38:46,654
Gotta pump some midnight iron?
620
00:38:46,690 --> 00:38:51,059
Sometimes I come here to practice.
Give Ronnie a break.
621
00:38:53,663 --> 00:38:56,860
You still hot for your wife?
What's the sex like?
622
00:38:58,101 --> 00:39:00,968
Why? Why would you...
Why would you say that?
623
00:39:01,004 --> 00:39:04,838
-Don't be mean.
-Jeez, you're sensitive.
624
00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:09,676
No, I'm serious. When we're together,
we're good to each other.
625
00:39:11,348 --> 00:39:13,043
Let's not ruin it.
626
00:39:15,252 --> 00:39:16,378
Okay.
627
00:39:20,991 --> 00:39:22,754
So, how's your dad?
628
00:39:24,094 --> 00:39:27,029
Since he can't work,
he's been so fucked up.
629
00:39:27,764 --> 00:39:32,258
Yeah. Stays in bed a lot.
Won't see anyone.
630
00:39:33,303 --> 00:39:36,204
-Men are prideful creatures.
-Exactly.
631
00:39:41,111 --> 00:39:43,011
Do you believe in God?
632
00:39:44,948 --> 00:39:48,748
Wow, theology doesn't come up
a lot around here.
633
00:39:48,785 --> 00:39:51,117
Yeah, but you see someone you love
in pain,
634
00:39:51,154 --> 00:39:52,781
you sort of think
about that kind of stuff.
635
00:39:52,822 --> 00:39:54,517
I believe in love.
636
00:39:57,494 --> 00:40:00,122
I mean,
I think that love is very transferable,
637
00:40:00,163 --> 00:40:02,654
I mean, transformable.
638
00:40:02,699 --> 00:40:05,930
I think that love
makes things transform together.
639
00:40:08,638 --> 00:40:10,299
I'm majorly high.
640
00:40:10,941 --> 00:40:13,842
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yeah, me, too.
641
00:40:16,079 --> 00:40:17,376
I'm having dinner with my parents.
642
00:40:21,618 --> 00:40:23,176
Somebody's hungry.
643
00:40:23,220 --> 00:40:26,189
James, I read
that Pitt has some journalism courses.
644
00:40:26,223 --> 00:40:28,282
-Is that so?
-Oh, yeah?
645
00:40:30,727 --> 00:40:32,888
Yeah, I was just thinking that,
646
00:40:32,929 --> 00:40:34,794
you know, it might make
fiscal sense for you
647
00:40:34,831 --> 00:40:38,096
to stay close to home for a while.
648
00:40:38,134 --> 00:40:42,036
And they have these broadcasting
internships on Mister Rogers'.
649
00:40:42,072 --> 00:40:45,735
I get to intern on a kids' show
with marionettes.
650
00:40:45,775 --> 00:40:48,266
Mom, I thought you wanted me to go
to an Ivy League school,
651
00:40:48,311 --> 00:40:49,642
like the one I've been accepted to.
652
00:40:49,679 --> 00:40:52,443
I am... I am just trying to be pragmatic.
653
00:40:52,482 --> 00:40:57,579
They're hand puppets,
not marionettes, on Mister Rogers'.
654
00:40:58,488 --> 00:41:01,787
You know, like,
"Royal greetings, I am King Friday."
655
00:41:02,993 --> 00:41:05,188
That's a terrible impression.
656
00:41:05,228 --> 00:41:06,855
James, what is wrong with you?
657
00:41:07,163 --> 00:41:13,068
We, the people, in order to have
a more perfect union, say, "Let's party!"
658
00:41:13,103 --> 00:41:16,470
Hey! Jugglers, fireworks!
659
00:41:16,506 --> 00:41:20,374
Mr. Fabulous' Incredible
Performing Canines tonight!
660
00:41:20,410 --> 00:41:23,811
Hey, kid. In the clown mouth.
Come on.
661
00:41:23,847 --> 00:41:26,372
-Be a pal. Thanks, buddy.
-Eat it!
662
00:41:26,983 --> 00:41:28,746
Son of a bitch!
663
00:41:29,753 --> 00:41:31,414
Get him! Get him!
664
00:41:32,422 --> 00:41:34,356
-Come here.
-Be careful.
665
00:41:36,493 --> 00:41:38,051
All right! Hey!
666
00:41:39,996 --> 00:41:41,190
Oh, my God!
667
00:41:41,431 --> 00:41:44,696
I don't even celebrate July 4th,
you know? I celebrate Bastille Day.
668
00:41:44,734 --> 00:41:47,464
That's why Bastille Day
is gonna be a blast for me.
669
00:41:54,477 --> 00:41:56,274
There is freedom within
670
00:41:56,313 --> 00:41:58,372
There is freedom without
671
00:41:58,415 --> 00:42:02,351
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
672
00:42:05,055 --> 00:42:07,990
There's a battle ahead
673
00:42:08,024 --> 00:42:10,322
Many battles are lost
674
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:12,487
But you'll never see the end of the road
675
00:42:12,529 --> 00:42:16,158
While you're traveling with me
676
00:42:16,199 --> 00:42:18,326
Hey now, hey now
677
00:42:18,368 --> 00:42:21,360
Don't dream it's over
678
00:42:21,404 --> 00:42:24,305
Hey now, hey now
679
00:42:24,341 --> 00:42:27,333
When the world comes in
680
00:42:27,377 --> 00:42:30,835
They come, they come
681
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:34,043
To build a wall between us
682
00:42:34,084 --> 00:42:36,882
We know they won't win
683
00:42:40,757 --> 00:42:42,952
-Park's closed, Em.
-Yeah.
684
00:42:42,992 --> 00:42:45,688
-Rich, you scared the hell out of us.
-Rich, it's me, James.
685
00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:48,323
-Park's closed, James.
-Okay, we'll leave soon, okay?
686
00:42:48,365 --> 00:42:50,026
Better leave now. The park's closed.
687
00:42:50,066 --> 00:42:52,227
-All right, we better leave now.
-Okay. Here we go.
688
00:42:52,268 --> 00:42:53,997
Okay. Thanks, Rich.
689
00:42:54,037 --> 00:42:56,835
Don't dream it's over
690
00:42:56,873 --> 00:42:59,774
Hey now, hey now
691
00:42:59,809 --> 00:43:02,801
When the world comes in
692
00:43:02,846 --> 00:43:05,872
They come, they come
693
00:43:07,217 --> 00:43:09,378
I think you're so beautiful.
694
00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:12,051
Oh, fuck.
695
00:43:16,359 --> 00:43:20,159
-Hey, kids!
-Hey, hey. Hey, what's going on?
696
00:43:20,196 --> 00:43:23,688
-It's my friend James, Dad.
-Hi. Nice to meet you, sir.
697
00:43:26,002 --> 00:43:28,334
-Nice to meet you, James.
-You, too.
698
00:43:28,371 --> 00:43:31,772
-Hi, James. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
699
00:43:32,575 --> 00:43:35,738
Well, I'm gonna go do some work
before bed.
700
00:43:37,347 --> 00:43:38,746
-Good night.
-Good night.
701
00:43:38,782 --> 00:43:41,342
-Good night.
-Good night, party pooper.
702
00:43:44,087 --> 00:43:47,921
So, it was a lovely party
at the Melnicks'.
703
00:43:47,957 --> 00:43:50,289
And, you know,
their daughter Lori is lovely.
704
00:43:50,326 --> 00:43:53,727
Now, she said you two
used to be best friends.
705
00:43:53,763 --> 00:43:56,857
She used to sleep over in,
like, junior high.
706
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,892
Did you know that she is at law school
at Northwestern?
707
00:44:03,673 --> 00:44:06,164
Lori Melnick,
708
00:44:06,209 --> 00:44:09,042
she once violated our cat Gypsy
with a ballpoint pen.
709
00:44:09,078 --> 00:44:12,206
All right, Emily!
That's enough, young lady.
710
00:44:13,950 --> 00:44:15,474
See you later.
711
00:44:16,352 --> 00:44:17,751
Sy.
712
00:44:27,030 --> 00:44:29,999
I can't believe
my dad wants to be with that.
713
00:44:35,305 --> 00:44:36,636
Do you want to hear
something fucked up?
714
00:44:36,673 --> 00:44:37,799
What?
715
00:44:39,642 --> 00:44:42,975
When my mom first started getting,
like, really sick,
716
00:44:44,514 --> 00:44:46,675
my dad starts going to temple.
717
00:44:46,716 --> 00:44:49,412
He's never been serious about his faith.
718
00:44:49,452 --> 00:44:54,856
But he decided to buddy up to God,
719
00:44:54,891 --> 00:44:58,452
like he thought
it was going to help save my mom.
720
00:44:58,928 --> 00:45:00,691
And that's where he met Francy.
721
00:45:03,666 --> 00:45:07,466
My mom loses her hair in chemo,
722
00:45:08,505 --> 00:45:11,167
and my dad starts fucking
a bald woman.
723
00:45:12,542 --> 00:45:14,169
It's just weird.
724
00:45:19,582 --> 00:45:21,345
I'll take you home.
725
00:45:26,990 --> 00:45:31,654
We started dancing
and love put us into a groove
726
00:45:31,694 --> 00:45:35,425
As soon as we started to move
727
00:45:38,601 --> 00:45:43,937
The music played while our bodies
displayed for the dance
728
00:45:43,973 --> 00:45:46,703
It's nice when Paulette's got the day off.
729
00:45:47,210 --> 00:45:48,643
Put that disco station on.
730
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:55,180
Hey, you know,
I'm a one-man woman, so...
731
00:46:00,223 --> 00:46:04,057
-Hey, Bobby. I'm on break.
-All right, let's see how you did.
732
00:46:09,265 --> 00:46:12,234
Hey, babe. How's it... Hello?
733
00:46:13,803 --> 00:46:15,532
Yeah, he's right here.
734
00:46:15,572 --> 00:46:16,732
It's your mother.
735
00:46:19,108 --> 00:46:20,302
Sorry.
736
00:46:21,377 --> 00:46:25,279
Hi, Ma. No, Ma, that's the pilot light.
737
00:46:25,315 --> 00:46:26,839
It's supposed to be on.
738
00:46:29,085 --> 00:46:31,849
No, the place is not going to blow. Ma?
739
00:46:32,689 --> 00:46:33,815
I'll be right there.
740
00:46:34,157 --> 00:46:35,749
I gotta go.
741
00:46:36,326 --> 00:46:38,988
-Jimbo, can I ask you something?
-Yeah.
742
00:46:39,929 --> 00:46:42,762
You got one of those
little baby joints on you?
743
00:46:42,799 --> 00:46:44,391
-I do.
-Let's go.
744
00:46:57,313 --> 00:47:01,875
-Is your mom okay?
-Yeah, she's a little dramatic, my mom.
745
00:47:01,918 --> 00:47:04,580
Kind of nutty since my dad skipped out.
746
00:47:04,621 --> 00:47:07,055
Where'd he go?
747
00:47:07,090 --> 00:47:09,058
I don't know. He left a long time ago.
748
00:47:09,092 --> 00:47:12,084
-This is cool.
-Yeah, Lou Reed.
749
00:47:12,128 --> 00:47:15,029
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Satellite Of Love.
750
00:47:15,064 --> 00:47:16,861
Of course. Right on.
751
00:47:20,436 --> 00:47:24,566
You gotta tell me your Lou Reed story.
He's like a real hero to me.
752
00:47:25,875 --> 00:47:31,006
-Hey, man, how's it going with Em?
-I don't know. It's going...
753
00:47:32,849 --> 00:47:34,111
She's...
754
00:47:36,285 --> 00:47:38,515
I think I'm in love with her.
755
00:47:38,821 --> 00:47:40,686
Soon it will be filled
756
00:47:40,723 --> 00:47:43,123
With parking cars
757
00:47:46,396 --> 00:47:49,297
I watch it for a little while
758
00:47:49,332 --> 00:47:51,823
I love to watch things on TV
759
00:47:51,868 --> 00:47:55,702
This will just take a second,
Jimbo. Don't finish that joint.
760
00:47:57,073 --> 00:47:59,541
Satellite of love
761
00:48:01,077 --> 00:48:03,602
Satellite of love
762
00:48:04,914 --> 00:48:07,382
Satellite of love
763
00:48:08,317 --> 00:48:09,409
Hey.
764
00:48:11,587 --> 00:48:13,316
I was hanging out
with your boyfriend earlier.
765
00:48:13,356 --> 00:48:15,916
-He's in love with you.
-What?
766
00:48:16,559 --> 00:48:20,586
He said, I quote,
"I think I'm in love with her."
767
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:24,994
Right.
768
00:48:32,542 --> 00:48:34,510
Hey, are you going
to Razzmatazz tonight?
769
00:48:34,544 --> 00:48:38,105
It's 2-for-Tuesday.
You get 2 for the price of one.
770
00:48:38,514 --> 00:48:41,347
I want action tonight
771
00:48:41,384 --> 00:48:44,581
Satisfaction all night
772
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:54,293
I grab my hat and I grab my shoes
773
00:48:54,330 --> 00:48:57,424
Tonight I'm gonna
hit the streets and cruise
774
00:49:01,471 --> 00:49:02,597
You have to do something!
775
00:49:02,638 --> 00:49:03,696
You're not doing anything!
776
00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:05,935
I can't take it anymore!
777
00:49:05,975 --> 00:49:08,876
Maybe she needs to see
Dr. Schacter again.
778
00:49:08,911 --> 00:49:10,378
You have to do something, okay?
779
00:49:10,413 --> 00:49:11,607
Something has to change.
780
00:49:11,647 --> 00:49:15,310
You know she works at that park,
that trashy park, just to embarrass us!
781
00:49:19,355 --> 00:49:21,414
You're coming through
782
00:49:21,457 --> 00:49:23,721
Seems just like a dream
783
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:27,287
It's a mystery to me
784
00:49:27,330 --> 00:49:29,355
Fills me within
785
00:49:29,398 --> 00:49:31,992
When we're together
786
00:49:32,034 --> 00:49:35,333
Oh, baby, can't you see
787
00:49:35,371 --> 00:49:39,705
I like to feel the passion
788
00:49:39,742 --> 00:49:43,439
To the point of no return
789
00:49:46,149 --> 00:49:48,379
What are you majoring in?
790
00:49:48,417 --> 00:49:50,544
Russian Literature
and Slavic Languages.
791
00:49:50,586 --> 00:49:54,955
-Oh, wow, that's really interesting.
-Yeah.
792
00:49:54,991 --> 00:49:57,789
What career track is that?
793
00:49:57,827 --> 00:50:01,126
Cabbie, hot-dog vendor,
marijuana delivery guy.
794
00:50:01,164 --> 00:50:03,098
The world is my oyster.
795
00:50:06,135 --> 00:50:07,500
You kids need another round?
796
00:50:07,537 --> 00:50:09,732
-Thanks, Ronnie, we're fine.
-Actually, we'll take 2 more.
797
00:50:09,772 --> 00:50:13,208
I'll have 2. Joel, you can have 1.
798
00:50:13,609 --> 00:50:16,737
-What the hell? Are you gonna stop?
-2-for-Tuesday.
799
00:50:18,548 --> 00:50:22,109
Em, I love this song!
Come on, let's dance! Let's dance.
800
00:50:23,019 --> 00:50:26,455
Come on. Come on.
801
00:50:27,990 --> 00:50:29,548
-Come on.
-Okay.
802
00:50:31,961 --> 00:50:34,088
You are an obsession
803
00:50:34,130 --> 00:50:37,099
Here, ready? Stay with me.
804
00:50:38,801 --> 00:50:40,462
Unopened at your feet
805
00:50:40,503 --> 00:50:42,027
There's no balance
806
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:45,173
-You like that?
-Yes.
807
00:50:45,208 --> 00:50:47,768
Marcy Feingold, ninth grade,
taught me that one.
808
00:50:47,810 --> 00:50:49,801
-Good one!
-Thanks a lot.
809
00:50:51,247 --> 00:50:53,477
-Nice moves, Brennan.
-Thanks.
810
00:50:55,618 --> 00:51:00,248
-Razzmatazz!
-Come on, Razzmatazz, we're hungry.
811
00:51:01,858 --> 00:51:05,191
-But we love you more!
-It knows.
812
00:51:05,228 --> 00:51:06,354
More.
813
00:51:07,730 --> 00:51:09,755
Oh, my God. You okay?
814
00:51:10,700 --> 00:51:13,635
-Razzmatazz.
-Come on.
815
00:51:15,137 --> 00:51:16,161
All right.
816
00:51:16,405 --> 00:51:19,966
-There you go.
-You're so strong-ish.
817
00:51:20,910 --> 00:51:21,968
I'll take that.
818
00:51:27,783 --> 00:51:30,308
I'm so surprised
I'm making out with you.
819
00:51:30,353 --> 00:51:31,581
Me, too.
820
00:51:41,464 --> 00:51:45,059
Em, I think you're incredible.
821
00:51:49,605 --> 00:51:52,506
Hey, there's a lot of shit in my life.
822
00:51:55,111 --> 00:51:57,909
I'm not ready for this.
I need to take things slow.
823
00:51:57,947 --> 00:52:00,074
Okay, all right.
824
00:52:03,152 --> 00:52:04,517
I'm sorry.
825
00:52:16,465 --> 00:52:19,832
Hey. Let me help you with that.
826
00:52:20,870 --> 00:52:22,201
I got it.
827
00:52:23,439 --> 00:52:24,701
That is ugly.
828
00:52:26,142 --> 00:52:27,200
Thanks.
829
00:52:29,378 --> 00:52:31,869
-Hey, so how's your dad?
-He's hanging in there.
830
00:52:31,914 --> 00:52:36,112
-Yeah? Still... Still not working?
-No, no.
831
00:52:37,586 --> 00:52:40,919
The Musik-Express!
832
00:52:41,958 --> 00:52:45,189
-These rides are safe, right?
-Supposedly.
833
00:52:45,995 --> 00:52:48,088
I wouldn't mess around on any of them.
834
00:52:48,130 --> 00:52:52,294
Last summer, there was this drunk idiot
goofing around on the Comet Booster,
835
00:52:52,335 --> 00:52:54,269
trying to kick his buddy.
836
00:52:54,303 --> 00:52:58,330
They found his Reebok
in the parking lot, with his foot in it.
837
00:52:58,374 --> 00:53:02,470
-Yo, Lisa. We're partners today.
-Great.
838
00:53:04,246 --> 00:53:05,645
So it's official.
839
00:53:05,681 --> 00:53:07,148
My friend Boomer
hooked me up with a job
840
00:53:07,183 --> 00:53:09,117
at the Mercedes dealership
on Route 30.
841
00:53:09,151 --> 00:53:13,019
Yeah, I'm getting a car right away.
Payments deducted from my check.
842
00:53:14,490 --> 00:53:18,620
Yeah, I'm gonna go for a 560,
convertible, in gold, leather interior.
843
00:53:18,661 --> 00:53:20,856
I'm even gonna get
a compact disc player.
844
00:53:20,896 --> 00:53:24,297
-It's gonna be insane.
-To the max.
845
00:53:24,333 --> 00:53:27,632
So, hey, Lis, you wanna
go see Judas Priest at Civic Arena?
846
00:53:27,670 --> 00:53:32,869
-My friend Fitzy got me floor seats, so...
-That's okay. Take Boomer.
847
00:53:34,110 --> 00:53:37,204
And go get the hose.
There's dried puke down there.
848
00:53:37,246 --> 00:53:38,611
You don't like Priest?
849
00:53:38,647 --> 00:53:41,980
-I'm busy that night.
-I didn't tell you what night.
850
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:47,812
James, you and I should go out
some night.
851
00:53:47,857 --> 00:53:51,122
I get it, that's a funny one.
852
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:53,094
Face! Douche.
853
00:53:53,929 --> 00:53:56,159
-Just let me know when.
-Yeah?
854
00:53:57,867 --> 00:53:59,528
Pete, dried puke.
855
00:54:07,510 --> 00:54:12,379
I'm serious. I wouldn't mind going out
with a nice guy for a change.
856
00:54:12,415 --> 00:54:15,009
Cool. Yeah. That would be very cool.
857
00:54:15,651 --> 00:54:17,346
Oh, come on, man!
858
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:21,487
-Want to push a button?
-No, I'm on games only.
859
00:54:21,524 --> 00:54:23,958
Okay, yeah, which one? Okay.
860
00:54:26,395 --> 00:54:29,023
-Oh, my gosh!
-Shit! Shit! Shit!
861
00:54:29,231 --> 00:54:32,792
Wow! You fucked this up perfectly!
862
00:54:32,835 --> 00:54:34,803
-I know. I work on games, so...
-I'm impressed.
863
00:54:34,837 --> 00:54:37,271
I know.
I shouldn't have even been here.
864
00:54:37,306 --> 00:54:38,967
-Shit.
-Hey.
865
00:54:39,208 --> 00:54:40,698
Connell, I need to ask you something.
866
00:54:40,743 --> 00:54:41,835
Hand me the crescent wrench,
would you?
867
00:54:41,877 --> 00:54:43,003
Yeah.
868
00:54:44,547 --> 00:54:48,483
So, Lisa P. just asked me if I wanted
to go out with her sometime.
869
00:54:48,517 --> 00:54:50,985
-Lisa P.?
-Yeah. It's insane.
870
00:54:51,020 --> 00:54:54,353
I think she might've just been trying
to piss off Pete O'Malley but...
871
00:54:54,390 --> 00:54:57,791
Can you imagine any universe where
she would get with a guy like me?
872
00:54:57,827 --> 00:54:59,260
She asked you out?
873
00:54:59,295 --> 00:55:02,458
You're a fucking idiot if you don't go.
It's Lisa P.
874
00:55:02,498 --> 00:55:04,557
-Hold this, would you?
-Yeah.
875
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,125
That girl's a virgin.
Can you believe that?
876
00:55:07,169 --> 00:55:10,002
Oh. In this day and age. You'd think...
877
00:55:10,039 --> 00:55:13,907
Well, she's a Catholic girl.
They usually won't let you screw them.
878
00:55:13,943 --> 00:55:18,073
-But what they will let you do...
-Yeah, but what about Em?
879
00:55:18,848 --> 00:55:23,615
Are you getting all your needs
met by her?
880
00:55:26,322 --> 00:55:28,153
We're taking it slow.
881
00:55:28,858 --> 00:55:32,089
Right. Right. Okay, here's the thing.
882
00:55:33,796 --> 00:55:36,765
Every time you meet a beautiful woman,
883
00:55:36,799 --> 00:55:40,792
don't you imagine what she'd look like
underneath you, naked?
884
00:55:40,836 --> 00:55:44,499
-What? No. No.
-Someone like Lisa P.
885
00:55:44,540 --> 00:55:47,338
I mean, Jesus Christ, it's like
every cell in your body's on fire, right?
886
00:55:47,376 --> 00:55:49,970
That's a little hyperbolic, but, yeah,
I know, I see where you're going.
887
00:55:50,012 --> 00:55:52,708
That's the way we're wired.
It's the way we're wired.
888
00:55:52,748 --> 00:55:56,343
It sucks, but it's just a fact of nature.
It's also tragic.
889
00:56:00,156 --> 00:56:03,853
My feelings for Em are vast.
890
00:56:03,893 --> 00:56:07,954
James, imagine it. Lisa P.
891
00:56:10,232 --> 00:56:15,169
I know. Lisa P. I know.
892
00:56:29,752 --> 00:56:32,619
-Hey.
-Hey.
893
00:56:33,088 --> 00:56:34,487
I brought you this.
894
00:56:34,523 --> 00:56:37,981
It's one of my favorite authors.
Gogol. Russian.
895
00:56:38,027 --> 00:56:41,793
He lost his mind,
burned the only copy of his final book,
896
00:56:41,830 --> 00:56:44,458
died a week later of self-starvation.
897
00:56:45,467 --> 00:56:46,491
Well...
898
00:56:48,370 --> 00:56:50,770
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
899
00:56:55,411 --> 00:56:59,973
Hey, do you maybe want to go see
a shitty movie or something sometime?
900
00:57:00,950 --> 00:57:04,408
Yeah, I just... You know,
I did something kind of stupid.
901
00:57:04,453 --> 00:57:08,822
I... I told my brother that
we made out.
902
00:57:10,459 --> 00:57:12,450
-That's bad?
-No, no, no.
903
00:57:14,029 --> 00:57:16,259
But he... He told my parents.
904
00:57:19,635 --> 00:57:21,193
We're Catholic.
905
00:57:22,938 --> 00:57:24,963
Pete told my parents that you're Jewish.
906
00:57:28,477 --> 00:57:29,876
But I'm an atheist.
907
00:57:29,912 --> 00:57:31,846
I mean, more of a pragmatic nihilist,
I guess,
908
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:35,111
-or an existential pagan, if you will...
-Yeah, yeah.
909
00:57:35,150 --> 00:57:38,313
But my parents are really strict.
910
00:57:40,222 --> 00:57:41,587
I'm sorry.
911
00:57:43,359 --> 00:57:46,817
-It's still a good book.
-Nah, I'm sorry.
912
00:57:52,434 --> 00:57:54,061
-Hey, Joel.
-Hey.
913
00:57:55,838 --> 00:57:57,669
How'd it go with Sue?
914
00:58:00,309 --> 00:58:01,742
Not so good.
915
00:58:02,745 --> 00:58:05,612
Hey, Em, come on. Don't say anything!
916
00:58:05,648 --> 00:58:07,616
Come on, worse things have happened
to the Jews.
917
00:58:07,650 --> 00:58:08,981
Fuck that!
918
00:58:10,953 --> 00:58:12,648
You know,
you don't deserve to date Joel!
919
00:58:12,688 --> 00:58:14,383
I mean, you're an anti-Semitic asshole!
920
00:58:14,423 --> 00:58:16,391
What do you, like,
hate gay people, too?
921
00:58:16,425 --> 00:58:20,384
Do you support apartheid?
You are not my friend.
922
00:58:24,199 --> 00:58:26,497
Bam! Child's play.
923
00:58:28,470 --> 00:58:32,065
Look, you can't tell anybody,
but I'm going out with Lisa P. tonight.
924
00:58:32,107 --> 00:58:33,199
-You're what?
-Yeah.
925
00:58:33,242 --> 00:58:36,609
This morning she asked me
if I wanted to hang out sometime.
926
00:58:36,645 --> 00:58:39,842
What happened?
I thought you were crazy about Em.
927
00:58:39,882 --> 00:58:41,110
I am. I am.
928
00:58:41,150 --> 00:58:43,345
But, you know,
I don't know if she necessarily,
929
00:58:43,385 --> 00:58:45,250
like, wants something, you know,
kind of serious.
930
00:58:45,287 --> 00:58:49,883
And, Joel, we're men. You know,
we're, like, wired to meet our needs.
931
00:58:49,925 --> 00:58:52,223
I get it, it's a biological imperative.
932
00:58:52,528 --> 00:58:56,988
Frigo, you can't tell anybody,
but I have a date tonight with Lisa P.
933
00:58:57,032 --> 00:59:00,832
What? You know,
I should give you a double-sack-whack
934
00:59:00,869 --> 00:59:04,327
-for telling a lie like that.
-Okay, don't believe me.
935
00:59:05,841 --> 00:59:08,332
-Where are you going?
-The Velvet Touch.
936
00:59:13,082 --> 00:59:14,310
Thanks.
937
00:59:20,055 --> 00:59:21,613
How's the wine?
938
00:59:25,728 --> 00:59:28,128
-It's good!
-Yeah.
939
00:59:33,736 --> 00:59:37,331
I just need to tell you something.
940
00:59:39,041 --> 00:59:41,339
Yeah, is it cool if we don't tell
a lot of people about tonight?
941
00:59:41,377 --> 00:59:44,540
'Cause I think there's someone
at the park
942
00:59:44,580 --> 00:59:47,913
who may have a little thing for me,
and I don't want her to feel bad.
943
00:59:47,950 --> 00:59:51,442
-You mean Em?
-Yeah.
944
00:59:54,857 --> 00:59:56,586
So you like working at the park?
945
00:59:56,625 --> 00:59:59,093
Yeah, I think it could be
character building.
946
00:59:59,128 --> 01:00:00,959
And, you know,
I've made a lot of friends.
947
01:00:00,996 --> 01:00:03,055
Yeah, you and Connell
seem pretty tight.
948
01:00:03,098 --> 01:00:04,156
Yeah, I like him. I think he's interesting.
949
01:00:04,199 --> 01:00:06,133
I think he's kind of
like a, you know, poetic soul.
950
01:00:06,168 --> 01:00:09,660
-That guy's got some problems.
-What do you mean?
951
01:00:10,639 --> 01:00:15,076
Last summer, he was having this thing
with this girl from the snack bar.
952
01:00:15,377 --> 01:00:18,869
He used to take her to his mother's
basement to have sex with her.
953
01:00:18,914 --> 01:00:22,247
His mother's basement.
How gross is that?
954
01:00:22,751 --> 01:00:24,981
But he's married, right?
955
01:00:25,020 --> 01:00:28,421
-Didn't stop him from hitting on me.
-Wow.
956
01:00:33,595 --> 01:00:37,361
-Is that Frigo?
-Yeah, it is Frigo.
957
01:00:39,535 --> 01:00:42,504
I wonder what he's doing here.
I should say hi. I've known him since...
958
01:00:42,538 --> 01:00:44,062
Excuse me.
959
01:00:45,574 --> 01:00:48,236
-You son of a bitch, that's Lisa P.!.
-What the fuck are you doing here?
960
01:00:48,277 --> 01:00:51,735
I'm sorry. Look, I'm sorry, I thought
you were full of shit, but holy shit!
961
01:00:51,780 --> 01:00:53,941
There she is! Think you can get me
naked pictures of her?
962
01:00:53,982 --> 01:00:55,074
Frigo, get the fuck out of here,
963
01:00:55,117 --> 01:00:56,516
and you can't tell anybody
about this, okay?
964
01:00:56,552 --> 01:00:59,180
All right, all right, relax, Brennan.
965
01:00:59,388 --> 01:01:01,652
-What's it worth to you?
-You're shaking me down?
966
01:01:01,690 --> 01:01:03,715
No... Yeah, yeah.
967
01:01:04,193 --> 01:01:07,185
I hate you with such great fervor. I...
968
01:01:09,364 --> 01:01:10,763
Thanks, Brennan.
969
01:01:15,070 --> 01:01:17,300
Sorry about that. What a coincidence.
970
01:01:17,339 --> 01:01:20,775
Frigo was out to rent a video,
saw us through the window, and...
971
01:01:20,809 --> 01:01:22,401
-Wow.
-Yeah.
972
01:01:23,011 --> 01:01:25,775
And here we are.
I wonder how the fondue is tonight.
973
01:01:28,617 --> 01:01:32,144
I want to visit every continent,
every country, really.
974
01:01:33,455 --> 01:01:37,186
Charles Dickens actually wrote
these really interesting travel pieces,
975
01:01:37,226 --> 01:01:38,284
but he visited prisons...
976
01:01:38,327 --> 01:01:40,852
Would you rather have a sailboat
or a speedboat?
977
01:01:42,231 --> 01:01:45,359
-Gee, I guess...
-I think sailboats are, like,
978
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:48,961
way more cooler, you know,
like more classic.
979
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:54,466
Though I bet speedboats would be
a lot more fun.
980
01:01:54,510 --> 01:01:56,137
What were you saying?
981
01:01:56,745 --> 01:01:59,612
Just babbling.
982
01:01:59,648 --> 01:02:00,706
Oh.
983
01:02:03,252 --> 01:02:06,016
I just need to get normal
before I go inside.
984
01:02:06,054 --> 01:02:09,353
Put on some perfume
to cover the smell.
985
01:02:09,391 --> 01:02:12,485
I was going to suggest more perfume.
986
01:02:12,528 --> 01:02:14,120
-Shoot, my brush.
-Yeah. Hold on.
987
01:02:16,598 --> 01:02:19,624
-Jesus, what the hell is this?
-Is that yours?
988
01:02:20,102 --> 01:02:24,766
-No. I guess it's my dad's.
-Here, pull over here.
989
01:02:33,248 --> 01:02:35,045
Can you smell the pot?
990
01:02:41,023 --> 01:02:42,786
You smell amazing.
991
01:02:44,626 --> 01:02:47,823
Thanks for tonight. It was fun.
992
01:02:47,863 --> 01:02:50,832
Yeah. Yeah, it was.
993
01:03:04,913 --> 01:03:06,210
Fondue.
994
01:03:13,822 --> 01:03:16,620
-Oh, God.
-Tiger.
995
01:03:17,659 --> 01:03:18,683
Sorry.
996
01:03:21,129 --> 01:03:22,892
-Another time.
-Yeah.
997
01:03:36,078 --> 01:03:38,069
-Good night.
-Good night.
998
01:04:14,316 --> 01:04:17,114
-Hey.
-Hey.
999
01:04:17,152 --> 01:04:18,779
Hey. I missed your call last night.
Sorry about that.
1000
01:04:18,820 --> 01:04:21,789
I was out
with some old high-school buddies.
1001
01:04:23,125 --> 01:04:24,353
-Sounds fun.
-Yeah, it was.
1002
01:04:24,393 --> 01:04:26,918
We got caught up reminiscing.
I was out pretty late.
1003
01:04:26,962 --> 01:04:29,157
But what were you calling about?
1004
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:35,427
Calling to say sorry. I felt like I was
kind of a jerk the other night.
1005
01:04:36,838 --> 01:04:41,605
Okay. Sorry. Yeah, me, too.
I was drunk.
1006
01:04:41,877 --> 01:04:43,970
And I brought you something.
1007
01:04:46,214 --> 01:04:48,978
-This bag?
-Mmm-hmm. What's inside the bag?
1008
01:04:51,687 --> 01:04:54,781
-Is that a couple of joints?
-I think so. For pot cookies.
1009
01:04:54,823 --> 01:04:57,257
-Oh, my. You follow through.
-I do.
1010
01:04:57,926 --> 01:04:59,621
Cool. This'll be fun.
1011
01:05:00,228 --> 01:05:03,686
-Let's do it.
-Okay. I'm only having half, okay?
1012
01:05:03,732 --> 01:05:07,725
Walnuts? You want to see me go
into anaphylactic shock? Fuck.
1013
01:05:08,603 --> 01:05:12,095
-Home-made? Yummy.
-Brennan, you gonna eat the other half?
1014
01:05:15,577 --> 01:05:16,669
Sorry.
1015
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:19,980
Spinning on that dizzy edge
1016
01:05:20,015 --> 01:05:23,212
I kissed her face
and kissed her head
1017
01:05:23,251 --> 01:05:26,778
And dreamed of
all the different ways
1018
01:05:26,822 --> 01:05:29,518
I had to make her glow
1019
01:05:29,558 --> 01:05:33,460
"Why are you so far away?" she said
1020
01:05:33,495 --> 01:05:38,432
"Why won't you ever know
that I'm in love with you
1021
01:05:38,467 --> 01:05:42,164
"That I'm in love with you"
1022
01:05:42,204 --> 01:05:45,401
You
Soft and only
1023
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:48,534
You
Lost and lonely
1024
01:05:48,577 --> 01:05:51,842
You
Strange as angels
1025
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:54,849
Dancing in the deepest oceans
1026
01:05:54,883 --> 01:05:57,681
Twisting in the water
1027
01:05:57,719 --> 01:06:01,052
And what a race we have here today,
ladies and gentlemen. Boy!
1028
01:06:01,089 --> 01:06:03,489
And nobody is in the lead.
Nobody is in the lead.
1029
01:06:03,525 --> 01:06:06,119
In fact, what is so mind-blowing
about this particular race
1030
01:06:06,161 --> 01:06:09,653
is how evenly-matched
these particular competitors are.
1031
01:06:09,831 --> 01:06:13,426
And Yellow is dead last.
I don't think Yellow's moved once.
1032
01:06:13,835 --> 01:06:17,430
This is a fall from grace
for the once-great stallion, Yellow.
1033
01:06:17,839 --> 01:06:21,331
You know, Yellow has inseminated
over 1, 000 foals in his lifetime,
1034
01:06:21,376 --> 01:06:23,571
which might explain
his current exhaustion.
1035
01:06:26,014 --> 01:06:29,814
And you won, Number 9,
here you go... Here you go, great job.
1036
01:06:30,685 --> 01:06:32,016
Hey, Bobby.
1037
01:06:32,521 --> 01:06:34,512
Brennan, what are you doing?
1038
01:06:36,391 --> 01:06:38,325
-You been toking up?
-What?
1039
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:40,851
-You been drinking drugs?
-No!
1040
01:06:40,896 --> 01:06:43,524
Your eyes are red.
Have you been crying?
1041
01:06:43,565 --> 01:06:47,262
Yeah, maybe, like, a little bit before.
But no, Bobby,
1042
01:06:47,302 --> 01:06:50,567
I'm feeling sick because I think I ate
a bad corn dog before, Bobby.
1043
01:06:50,605 --> 01:06:51,629
That's why.
1044
01:06:51,673 --> 01:06:54,164
You know, why don't you go over
to Hats Off T o Larry
1045
01:06:54,209 --> 01:06:56,803
-and collect some balls?
-Okay.
1046
01:06:56,845 --> 01:06:59,473
And I'll tell you what, I'll take over this.
1047
01:07:02,517 --> 01:07:04,144
Hey, you all right?
1048
01:07:04,186 --> 01:07:06,086
-Yeah, thank you.
-All right.
1049
01:07:06,488 --> 01:07:07,648
This is how we met.
1050
01:07:08,757 --> 01:07:12,784
And they're off! In the lead is Green 5.
Green is in the lead.
1051
01:07:12,828 --> 01:07:17,390
Green 5, Green 5 in the lead.
And there you are, Green 5!
1052
01:07:17,432 --> 01:07:21,232
Green! You really got it going on!
You know exactly what you're doing.
1053
01:07:21,269 --> 01:07:24,466
Green! You got it, Green! You won!
1054
01:07:26,708 --> 01:07:29,734
Pass that down to her.
Loser, pass that down. Thank you.
1055
01:07:37,018 --> 01:07:40,579
-Can I get some balls?
-You're gonna have to get more balls.
1056
01:07:40,622 --> 01:07:42,783
The customer's always right.
1057
01:07:44,993 --> 01:07:46,620
Here you go.
1058
01:07:49,164 --> 01:07:53,032
-I hit that thing dead-on!
-Yet he still retains his chapeau.
1059
01:07:54,035 --> 01:07:55,935
Whoa, whoa. Come on.
1060
01:07:55,971 --> 01:07:56,995
Hey!
1061
01:08:01,343 --> 01:08:03,811
What the fuck?
It's glued on, the fucking thing.
1062
01:08:03,845 --> 01:08:06,006
-It's not worth it.
-We have a winner.
1063
01:08:06,047 --> 01:08:07,742
-Nicky.
-Congratulations.
1064
01:08:07,782 --> 01:08:11,149
The fucking thing is glued on?
His hat is glued on?
1065
01:08:11,186 --> 01:08:13,484
-Fuck this, Nicky.
-What is so fucking funny?
1066
01:08:13,521 --> 01:08:15,887
-Yeah, what's so fucking funny?
-I don't know.
1067
01:08:17,192 --> 01:08:18,682
-Oh, my God!
-My God.
1068
01:08:18,727 --> 01:08:21,161
-What the fuck?
-Not so funny now, is it?
1069
01:08:21,196 --> 01:08:23,596
You can't do shit like that.
Like, what the fuck?
1070
01:08:23,632 --> 01:08:25,463
-You punch him in the face?
-Back off, slut!
1071
01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:30,062
-Don't fucking touch her, man.
-What are you gonna do, faggot?
1072
01:08:35,110 --> 01:08:36,338
Oh, fuck.
1073
01:08:36,378 --> 01:08:39,279
-You're fucking dead!
-You jerk!
1074
01:08:42,350 --> 01:08:45,148
Breaking the law, breaking the law
1075
01:08:48,256 --> 01:08:51,316
Breaking the law, breaking the law
1076
01:09:02,270 --> 01:09:05,296
-The option of the flute?
-Option of the flute...
1077
01:09:06,541 --> 01:09:08,532
People are trying to kill me.
1078
01:09:10,378 --> 01:09:12,710
Get the fuck out, motherfucker!
1079
01:09:13,515 --> 01:09:14,675
Move.
1080
01:09:16,151 --> 01:09:19,348
Get out of my doorway, motherfucker!
Give me a reason!
1081
01:09:19,387 --> 01:09:22,754
Just give me a fucking reason!
You don't know what I'm capable of!
1082
01:09:22,791 --> 01:09:27,455
Come on! Please!
You don't know what I'm capable of!
1083
01:09:34,336 --> 01:09:36,770
-Bastard.
-Thanks, Bobby.
1084
01:09:36,805 --> 01:09:38,295
-No problem.
-Okay, I'm gonna take the back way.
1085
01:09:38,340 --> 01:09:39,398
Yeah, yeah, good.
1086
01:09:39,441 --> 01:09:42,535
You know what, now that I think of it,
the flute is actually more expensive.
1087
01:09:42,577 --> 01:09:45,068
You guys should have seen
Brennan wail on that greaseball, man.
1088
01:09:45,113 --> 01:09:46,774
-I can't believe you hit someone.
-Me, either.
1089
01:09:46,815 --> 01:09:48,840
How'd you do it?
Did you hit him like this? Oh, psych!
1090
01:09:50,118 --> 01:09:52,780
Dude, this guy was huge.
I mean, Brennan went up, like, one hit...
1091
01:09:52,821 --> 01:09:55,381
-And just dropped the guy.
-I can't believe they call that a hit.
1092
01:09:55,423 --> 01:09:57,721
Then his buddy started
chasing him all around the park,
1093
01:09:57,759 --> 01:09:59,226
and then he hid in Bobby's office.
1094
01:09:59,260 --> 01:10:01,387
Yeah, see, that's more like
the son of a bitch.
1095
01:10:01,429 --> 01:10:02,794
Bobby kicked the door down
1096
01:10:02,831 --> 01:10:04,731
and came out all psycho
with this bat like...
1097
01:10:04,766 --> 01:10:06,734
And all his buddies just go, "Okay."
1098
01:10:06,768 --> 01:10:08,167
Where's the guy?
Was he ever...
1099
01:10:08,203 --> 01:10:09,534
I don't know.
They left him on the pavement.
1100
01:10:09,571 --> 01:10:11,801
Then I got his girlfriend's number.
1101
01:10:13,508 --> 01:10:15,476
Where are you taking me?
1102
01:10:17,379 --> 01:10:18,778
You've never been to this place before?
1103
01:10:18,813 --> 01:10:20,144
No.
1104
01:10:25,887 --> 01:10:32,087
I think you might be the coolest
and cutest guy I ever met.
1105
01:10:32,627 --> 01:10:33,889
Really?
1106
01:10:35,230 --> 01:10:37,721
I mean, I'm really high, but...
1107
01:11:03,892 --> 01:11:05,826
I don't want to lose you.
1108
01:11:31,386 --> 01:11:34,014
-Forget to refrigerate these?
-Yeah.
1109
01:11:34,823 --> 01:11:37,314
When did they get in, yesterday?
1110
01:11:37,358 --> 01:11:39,883
-Around what time?
-In the morning.
1111
01:11:43,598 --> 01:11:45,532
-They smell weird?
-Yeah.
1112
01:11:45,567 --> 01:11:48,365
-I think that's normal, though.
-Yeah.
1113
01:11:48,403 --> 01:11:51,133
Stuffy, fry these up!
1114
01:11:51,973 --> 01:11:55,465
Hey, Brennan, I want to talk to you.
Want to pick up some extra shifts?
1115
01:11:55,510 --> 01:11:58,274
-Yeah, sure.
-Good. Because Joel quit.
1116
01:11:58,713 --> 01:12:00,237
-What?
-He's passed on.
1117
01:12:00,281 --> 01:12:04,274
He moved on, honey.
He didn't pass on, he moved on.
1118
01:12:07,055 --> 01:12:09,080
I know, I heard you!
1119
01:12:15,296 --> 01:12:19,130
-What are you doing here?
-You didn't call me back.
1120
01:12:19,501 --> 01:12:22,766
Look, I can't abide the humiliation
of you seeing the inside of my house.
1121
01:12:22,804 --> 01:12:25,932
The vile plastic slipcovers,
the art-fair paintings.
1122
01:12:25,974 --> 01:12:30,138
And it's really messy.
Just go around back. I'll meet you.
1123
01:12:30,178 --> 01:12:31,645
Okay.
1124
01:12:33,281 --> 01:12:36,648
Hey, Jeffrey!
Turn off the fucking lawnmower.
1125
01:12:38,286 --> 01:12:41,346
-Fine.
-I'm trying to have a conversation here.
1126
01:12:43,958 --> 01:12:46,654
-Fuck off, fuck face.
-Nimrod.
1127
01:12:46,694 --> 01:12:47,786
I hate you, asshole.
1128
01:12:47,829 --> 01:12:52,129
-Hey, is it because of Sue?
-What?
1129
01:12:52,167 --> 01:12:55,227
Why you quit. Because, Joel,
you're a great guy, you know,
1130
01:12:55,270 --> 01:12:56,897
and she doesn't deserve you.
1131
01:12:56,938 --> 01:13:00,704
James, look at me.
I'm not a good-looking guy.
1132
01:13:00,742 --> 01:13:03,370
And I'm poor.
Girls aren't gonna go near me
1133
01:13:03,411 --> 01:13:05,971
when there's all these
fucking yuppies around.
1134
01:13:06,014 --> 01:13:07,709
That's ridiculous.
Not all women are like that.
1135
01:13:07,749 --> 01:13:10,013
You know, Em isn't like that.
1136
01:13:10,051 --> 01:13:11,484
-Em?
-Yeah.
1137
01:13:13,788 --> 01:13:15,949
You don't even appreciate
what you have.
1138
01:13:15,990 --> 01:13:17,890
You're chasing after Lisa P.
1139
01:13:17,926 --> 01:13:22,761
when you have this incredible,
beautiful girl right fucking there.
1140
01:13:25,633 --> 01:13:26,998
Fuck this.
1141
01:13:41,082 --> 01:13:42,845
Don't do that.
1142
01:13:50,191 --> 01:13:54,025
-I thought you were off today.
-I need to tell you something.
1143
01:13:58,900 --> 01:14:04,202
Last week I went on a date with Lisa P.
She asked me out.
1144
01:14:04,239 --> 01:14:07,299
It was nothing. We kissed a little bit
at the end of the date,
1145
01:14:07,342 --> 01:14:12,302
and I felt her breast a little bit,
but nothing else.
1146
01:14:12,847 --> 01:14:15,008
Right. No intercourse?
1147
01:14:15,950 --> 01:14:17,713
No. No intercourse.
1148
01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:22,619
Look, I'm sorry, it's just... You and I
never talked about being exclusive.
1149
01:14:22,657 --> 01:14:27,151
I don't want to see her again, okay?
You're the one I...
1150
01:14:29,697 --> 01:14:32,222
Look, we'll both be in New York soon,
and I want to hang out with you.
1151
01:14:32,267 --> 01:14:35,168
I want to get to know you better,
1152
01:14:35,203 --> 01:14:38,468
if you want to get to know me better
as well.
1153
01:14:38,506 --> 01:14:40,303
James, you don't owe me anything.
1154
01:14:40,341 --> 01:14:43,970
I know, but I want to owe you things.
1155
01:14:44,779 --> 01:14:49,409
I'm ready to owe you things, okay?
Because I really, really care about you.
1156
01:14:50,652 --> 01:14:54,884
-Are you mad at me? 'Cause I'm sorry.
-No, no. I'm not mad at you.
1157
01:14:56,024 --> 01:15:01,553
Thanks for telling me.
That was, like, really sweet.
1158
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:42,026
-Are you crazy? You can't come here.
-I just can't do this anymore.
1159
01:15:42,070 --> 01:15:44,698
I'm starting to really
fucking hate myself, you know?
1160
01:15:44,739 --> 01:15:48,505
Oh, Christ.
My wife probably heard me come in.
1161
01:15:48,543 --> 01:15:51,034
Just... I gotta...
We'll find someplace to talk.
1162
01:15:51,079 --> 01:15:54,139
I gotta go make an excuse.
Park outside my mom's house, okay?
1163
01:15:54,182 --> 01:15:55,843
-Okay.
-All right.
1164
01:15:58,419 --> 01:16:01,616
Brennan. Yo, Brennan.
Come here!
1165
01:16:03,358 --> 01:16:06,657
Brennan, you gotta hear this.
Tell him. Tell him what you told me.
1166
01:16:06,694 --> 01:16:08,958
I ate too many circus peanuts.
1167
01:16:08,996 --> 01:16:11,931
No, what? No, not that, retard.
The other thing, the thing about Em.
1168
01:16:11,966 --> 01:16:14,628
Frigo, shut up.
Wait, what thing about Em?
1169
01:16:14,669 --> 01:16:17,661
I saw Em and Connell in his car.
1170
01:16:17,705 --> 01:16:20,173
Right, right.
What were they doing in the car, Rich?
1171
01:16:20,208 --> 01:16:24,167
They were doing push-ups in his car.
They didn't have any pants on.
1172
01:16:24,212 --> 01:16:26,772
No pants.
Naked push-ups, retard, for fucking.
1173
01:16:26,814 --> 01:16:28,475
-James, they were fucking.
-Frigo, Frigo. Shut up.
1174
01:16:28,516 --> 01:16:32,919
-When did you see this, Rich?
-Like, a while ago, a while ago.
1175
01:16:32,954 --> 01:16:34,945
It was just a couple
of weeks ago, right, Rich?
1176
01:16:43,030 --> 01:16:46,557
-Hello?
-Mr. Lewin, it's James. Is Emily there?
1177
01:16:46,601 --> 01:16:50,469
She said she was with you.
She said she was gonna go meet you.
1178
01:16:51,038 --> 01:16:54,974
Oh, yeah.
I think we got our wires crossed.
1179
01:16:56,210 --> 01:16:57,507
Okay, bye.
1180
01:17:02,316 --> 01:17:03,647
What'd he say?
1181
01:17:05,987 --> 01:17:07,477
Can you get your mother's car?
1182
01:17:09,223 --> 01:17:11,987
All right, I got the keys. Push me out.
1183
01:17:30,411 --> 01:17:32,379
I don't want to drink.
1184
01:17:37,685 --> 01:17:40,882
Did you know James went out
with Lisa P. last week?
1185
01:17:40,922 --> 01:17:43,083
-I know.
-You know.
1186
01:17:43,691 --> 01:17:46,285
-You want me to rat out James?
-Right.
1187
01:17:49,864 --> 01:17:51,855
-Slow down.
-Shit.
1188
01:17:51,899 --> 01:17:52,923
It's Em's car.
1189
01:17:54,035 --> 01:17:55,662
Let's wait here.
1190
01:18:01,175 --> 01:18:03,905
I stole some of my grandma's
cough medicine if you want some.
1191
01:18:04,545 --> 01:18:06,137
-No.
-It's grape.
1192
01:18:06,180 --> 01:18:07,875
-No, please.
-Okay.
1193
01:18:08,115 --> 01:18:11,016
Can you sit down, please,
just for a second?
1194
01:18:16,190 --> 01:18:18,658
-Look, you want to end this?
-Yes.
1195
01:18:22,196 --> 01:18:24,528
I got a hockey stick in the back,
if you want to smash the windows.
1196
01:18:24,565 --> 01:18:27,329
-Frigo, shut the fuck up, okay?
-All right, okay, Brennan.
1197
01:18:27,368 --> 01:18:29,632
-Just trying to help.
-Oh, shit.
1198
01:18:42,116 --> 01:18:44,050
What are you doing here?
1199
01:18:44,652 --> 01:18:46,779
Are you and Connell, like...
1200
01:18:49,457 --> 01:18:53,018
It started in, like...
I didn't even know you when it...
1201
01:18:56,397 --> 01:19:00,197
How did you... What are you...
How did you find me here?
1202
01:19:00,801 --> 01:19:05,238
Lisa P. told me that Connell used to
take some other girl here last summer
1203
01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:08,231
to his mother's basement.
1204
01:19:08,676 --> 01:19:09,904
Right.
1205
01:19:11,812 --> 01:19:15,976
Yeah, I just, like, don't understand
how you could do this.
1206
01:19:16,017 --> 01:19:18,042
I came here to...
1207
01:19:20,321 --> 01:19:22,152
I know. I know I fucked up, too, okay?
1208
01:19:22,189 --> 01:19:26,182
I fucked up one time, and I fucking
told you about it, and you...
1209
01:19:26,427 --> 01:19:29,089
You think I'm, like, some fucking
pathetic idiot or something.
1210
01:19:29,130 --> 01:19:32,031
You're not a fucking idiot.
I'm a fucking idiot.
1211
01:19:33,768 --> 01:19:35,326
Yeah, that's right.
1212
01:19:46,714 --> 01:19:47,738
Shit.
1213
01:20:03,130 --> 01:20:06,156
I am the champion.
To the victor go the spoils.
1214
01:20:06,667 --> 01:20:10,194
-Here you go.
-What? What is this?
1215
01:20:10,237 --> 01:20:14,469
-Is it a banana?
-It's a banana with eyes.
1216
01:20:15,276 --> 01:20:18,404
I'd watch my mouth if I were you,
carnival boy.
1217
01:20:40,368 --> 01:20:41,392
Hey.
1218
01:20:42,470 --> 01:20:43,698
What's up?
1219
01:20:48,643 --> 01:20:49,940
I mean...
1220
01:20:51,512 --> 01:20:54,345
I actually feel sorry for them, you know.
1221
01:20:55,149 --> 01:20:57,583
Like, sneaking around
and lying to everybody.
1222
01:20:58,753 --> 01:21:02,052
It's, like, so pathetic.
He's a married man.
1223
01:21:02,089 --> 01:21:04,114
I know. I know.
1224
01:21:05,960 --> 01:21:10,795
Hey, Lisa, you can't, like,
tell anybody about this. Ever.
1225
01:21:11,432 --> 01:21:16,301
Of course, I would never.
1226
01:21:33,487 --> 01:21:34,647
Thanks.
1227
01:21:35,423 --> 01:21:37,118
Hey, Em, what's up?
1228
01:21:38,526 --> 01:21:40,084
Loving life, you know.
1229
01:21:40,127 --> 01:21:42,493
Hey, you know I play the drums?
1230
01:21:42,530 --> 01:21:45,693
I did this killer drum solo
at the high-school talent show once.
1231
01:21:45,733 --> 01:21:49,567
I played Limelight by Rush.
1, 2, 3, 4!
1232
01:21:53,974 --> 01:21:56,067
Living on a lighted stage
1233
01:21:56,110 --> 01:21:58,101
Approaches the unreal
1234
01:21:58,179 --> 01:22:02,912
For those who think and feel
In touch with some reality
1235
01:22:02,950 --> 01:22:04,850
Beyond the...
1236
01:22:09,156 --> 01:22:11,590
Spin. Good night, Adventureland!
1237
01:22:13,027 --> 01:22:16,394
-What the fuck was that?
-You like musicians, right?
1238
01:22:27,708 --> 01:22:30,176
Hey, honey,
I'm running out of googly eyes.
1239
01:22:30,211 --> 01:22:31,269
Do you have any more over there?
1240
01:22:31,312 --> 01:22:35,146
Yeah, me, too, but I found these,
so I've just been sort of...
1241
01:22:37,785 --> 01:22:39,685
-Hey.
-Hey, Em! What's up?
1242
01:22:42,156 --> 01:22:44,351
I quit. See you.
1243
01:22:50,531 --> 01:22:52,999
Tommy, you think there's something
wrong with this car?
1244
01:22:53,033 --> 01:22:54,091
Have your father check it
1245
01:22:54,135 --> 01:22:55,966
because it's making
a funny squeaking sound.
1246
01:22:56,003 --> 01:22:58,369
I don't know what the problem is.
1247
01:23:00,107 --> 01:23:01,131
Shit-head!
1248
01:23:07,815 --> 01:23:10,784
Shake a leg and come aboard
the SS Adventureland.
1249
01:23:10,818 --> 01:23:13,150
I'm not friends with anybody.
How the hell would I know?
1250
01:23:13,187 --> 01:23:16,350
-I don't know.
-No way!
1251
01:23:16,390 --> 01:23:17,448
Em? Em Lewin?
1252
01:23:17,491 --> 01:23:19,254
Yes, yes, yes.
Can you believe that?
1253
01:23:19,293 --> 01:23:22,023
Em has been sleeping
with Connell all summer.
1254
01:23:22,062 --> 01:23:25,429
-I'm telling you, man.
-Connell is a freaking god.
1255
01:23:34,108 --> 01:23:36,975
-Hey, Lisa.
-Hey.
1256
01:23:37,044 --> 01:23:40,639
Hi. Look, I don't know what to say,
1257
01:23:40,681 --> 01:23:43,741
but everyone is talking about
Em and Connell.
1258
01:23:45,452 --> 01:23:47,613
Kelly's got such a big F-ing mouth.
1259
01:23:47,655 --> 01:23:52,092
I'm sorry because I gave you my word.
We were just so wasted that night.
1260
01:23:53,160 --> 01:23:55,924
You know I can't hide nothing
from Kell.
1261
01:23:57,598 --> 01:23:58,758
Are you mad at me?
1262
01:23:58,799 --> 01:24:03,168
Well, yeah.
Connell's gonna freak out, and Em quit.
1263
01:24:03,671 --> 01:24:07,698
I feel bad for Connell.
I have a hard time feeling sorry for Em.
1264
01:24:09,677 --> 01:24:11,304
Guys can't help themselves.
1265
01:24:11,345 --> 01:24:14,178
-But he's the married one.
-Yeah, Em's a frigging home wrecker.
1266
01:24:14,215 --> 01:24:16,911
-He's cheating on his wife, though.
-I can't believe you're defending her.
1267
01:24:16,951 --> 01:24:20,011
What? Because guys can be shitty
and women can't?
1268
01:24:22,990 --> 01:24:23,090
The Musik-Express!
1269
01:24:23,090 --> 01:24:24,170
The Musik-Express!
1270
01:24:24,225 --> 01:24:25,249
Kell.
1271
01:24:38,305 --> 01:24:40,773
It's fun because it's really more
like dancing than exercising, you know.
1272
01:24:40,808 --> 01:24:43,470
I have a blast. I've been trying to
get him to go with me, but he won't go.
1273
01:24:43,510 --> 01:24:45,102
No, you're not doing it right.
1274
01:24:45,145 --> 01:24:46,874
Yeah, I don't like lifting my knees
that high.
1275
01:24:46,914 --> 01:24:48,313
Yeah, I've noticed.
1276
01:24:50,517 --> 01:24:54,715
Emily, you know the Ostrows
and the Waldsteins.
1277
01:24:56,190 --> 01:24:57,487
Hi there.
1278
01:25:01,228 --> 01:25:03,958
Can I get anyone a refresher?
1279
01:25:05,799 --> 01:25:10,031
Francy, these pieces, I love them.
So great.
1280
01:25:10,070 --> 01:25:13,039
Those there? I love those.
I think they are so fun.
1281
01:25:13,073 --> 01:25:17,009
You're so artsy.
I love what you've done with the house.
1282
01:25:17,878 --> 01:25:20,938
-Thank you.
-It's... It's clean.
1283
01:25:20,981 --> 01:25:24,109
I thought the house was a lot nicer
the way my mom used to have it.
1284
01:25:24,151 --> 01:25:27,120
It's pretty barfarific, if you ask me.
1285
01:25:29,590 --> 01:25:35,358
-Is that some kind of joke, Emily?
-No, it's not.
1286
01:25:36,764 --> 01:25:40,029
I think you owe me an apology.
Right now.
1287
01:25:40,834 --> 01:25:42,495
I don't owe you shit.
1288
01:25:43,203 --> 01:25:45,228
All right, okay. You know what?
Give me the drink.
1289
01:25:45,272 --> 01:25:47,297
Look, you weren't invited,
and I don't want you here, okay?
1290
01:25:47,341 --> 01:25:49,866
-Right, I wasn't invited to this party.
-Yes, you weren't invited,
1291
01:25:49,910 --> 01:25:51,400
and frankly,
I don't like you coming in here
1292
01:25:51,445 --> 01:25:53,003
and saying
whatever the hell you want, okay?
1293
01:25:53,047 --> 01:25:56,039
I am sick and tired of your behavior,
you ungrateful little bitch.
1294
01:25:56,083 --> 01:25:58,278
-Give me the drink.
-Okay, Em...
1295
01:25:58,319 --> 01:26:00,184
God damn it!
1296
01:26:01,922 --> 01:26:06,552
Emily! Emily, this has to stop.
You cannot say those things no more.
1297
01:26:06,593 --> 01:26:07,890
I can't say what I'm thinking
1298
01:26:07,928 --> 01:26:10,624
and what I'm feeling every fucking day?
1299
01:26:12,032 --> 01:26:15,331
-Sy, for God's sake!
-I can't force her out.
1300
01:26:15,369 --> 01:26:18,167
Yeah? Well maybe you can't...
1301
01:26:34,621 --> 01:26:37,215
Sometimes I feel so happy
1302
01:26:41,729 --> 01:26:43,754
Hey, can I have another? Thanks.
1303
01:26:47,768 --> 01:26:50,134
Sometimes I feel so happy
1304
01:26:50,170 --> 01:26:54,334
But mostly you just make me mad
1305
01:26:56,477 --> 01:27:00,072
Baby, you just make me mad
1306
01:27:03,984 --> 01:27:08,080
Linger on
1307
01:27:08,989 --> 01:27:12,425
Your pale blue eyes
1308
01:27:15,696 --> 01:27:19,063
Linger on
1309
01:27:20,834 --> 01:27:23,928
Your pale blue eyes
1310
01:27:26,306 --> 01:27:27,568
Oh, fuck!
1311
01:27:42,623 --> 01:27:44,648
James, get out of the car.
1312
01:27:46,360 --> 01:27:47,520
Now!
1313
01:27:56,270 --> 01:28:00,297
Oh, God. Come with me.
1314
01:28:04,812 --> 01:28:08,543
You care to explain how
Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron got here?
1315
01:28:14,755 --> 01:28:16,188
Good morning.
1316
01:28:18,892 --> 01:28:20,587
What's this, mister?
1317
01:28:25,466 --> 01:28:27,058
What the hell is wrong with you?
1318
01:28:27,101 --> 01:28:30,502
You know, I think that Adventureland
has made you regress or something.
1319
01:28:30,537 --> 01:28:32,835
You're quitting that job.
1320
01:28:32,873 --> 01:28:37,276
-I never want to go back there again.
-Good. How much have you saved?
1321
01:28:38,145 --> 01:28:42,411
$1,322, give or take.
1322
01:28:42,449 --> 01:28:46,044
Well, the front axle is broken,
but that might cover the damage.
1323
01:28:46,086 --> 01:28:48,748
And you're gonna have to pay
for Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron, too.
1324
01:28:48,789 --> 01:28:50,848
I need every cent of that for New York.
1325
01:28:50,891 --> 01:28:53,223
Well, I'm sorry, you know,
you should have thought about that
1326
01:28:53,260 --> 01:28:56,423
before you went out
on this little joyride of yours.
1327
01:29:02,936 --> 01:29:05,268
Brennan, I'm back.
1328
01:29:05,305 --> 01:29:06,897
Thank God. How the hell are you?
1329
01:29:06,940 --> 01:29:11,309
Well, Europe changed me.
It was revelatory.
1330
01:29:12,279 --> 01:29:15,578
There I was, going from
one incredible city to the next.
1331
01:29:15,616 --> 01:29:19,074
The ruins, the cathedrals,
the endless art treasures.
1332
01:29:19,119 --> 01:29:20,347
And I realized something.
1333
01:29:20,854 --> 01:29:23,584
Fuck the Old World.
I want the New World.
1334
01:29:23,624 --> 01:29:24,955
-What?
-And I want it now!
1335
01:29:24,992 --> 01:29:28,450
-What do you mean?
-I'm going to Harvard Business.
1336
01:29:29,296 --> 01:29:30,991
You're what? You're applying?
1337
01:29:31,031 --> 01:29:35,764
No, I'm in, actually. You know,
strings were pulled, wheels greased.
1338
01:29:36,603 --> 01:29:38,764
Wait, that's in Boston.
1339
01:29:39,339 --> 01:29:42,331
What about New York
and the apartment?
1340
01:29:42,376 --> 01:29:46,870
Yeah. Sorry about that, man.
I can't really help you out there.
1341
01:29:51,718 --> 01:29:56,917
Hey, litterbug. Hey! In the clown mouth.
These guys.
1342
01:29:56,957 --> 01:29:59,255
-Hey, Bobby, Paulette.
-Hey, Brennan.
1343
01:29:59,293 --> 01:30:00,555
Hey, how are you?
1344
01:30:00,594 --> 01:30:04,655
You know, we're just...
It's the last weekend of the season.
1345
01:30:04,698 --> 01:30:08,532
Just getting ready for winter,
closing up shop.
1346
01:30:08,569 --> 01:30:10,196
We have to turn all these lights off.
1347
01:30:10,237 --> 01:30:11,932
-Your check's in the office.
-Okay.
1348
01:30:11,972 --> 01:30:14,440
We gonna see you next summer?
1349
01:30:14,474 --> 01:30:16,169
Thank you, Bobby, for everything.
Really.
1350
01:30:16,210 --> 01:30:18,974
-Gonna see you next summer.
-Well, thank you, really.
1351
01:30:19,479 --> 01:30:20,878
We're halfway through our set,
1352
01:30:20,914 --> 01:30:22,779
and we see him. It's fucking Lou Reed.
1353
01:30:22,816 --> 01:30:23,874
-Oh, my...
-Holy shit!
1354
01:30:23,917 --> 01:30:25,009
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I keep thinking
1355
01:30:25,052 --> 01:30:26,246
I'm about to wake up any second.
1356
01:30:26,286 --> 01:30:28,516
And he gets up, gets on stage,
puts on a guitar,
1357
01:30:28,555 --> 01:30:30,682
and we do a whole fucking set
of his songs.
1358
01:30:30,724 --> 01:30:33,693
-We do Vicious, Shed A Light On Love.
-Oh, my God.
1359
01:30:33,727 --> 01:30:36,252
-What a pisser.
-We do I'm Waiting For The Man.
1360
01:30:36,296 --> 01:30:39,356
Wait, hold on, one second.
1361
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:42,833
-Hey, last paycheck?
-Yep.
1362
01:30:44,738 --> 01:30:46,638
So, how's it going?
1363
01:30:47,374 --> 01:30:50,138
-Ronnie found out everything.
-Sorry.
1364
01:30:50,510 --> 01:30:54,241
Yeah, it was bad.
It's blown over now, mostly.
1365
01:30:57,117 --> 01:30:59,108
Hey, do you speak to Em?
1366
01:31:00,454 --> 01:31:02,820
Not since she quit. You?
1367
01:31:07,794 --> 01:31:12,322
You know the song is called
Satellite of Love, the Lou Reed song.
1368
01:31:12,366 --> 01:31:14,732
You said Shed A Light On Love,
but it's Satellite.
1369
01:31:14,768 --> 01:31:17,100
-Yeah, I know. It's Satellite Of Love.
-Yeah, it's like Skylab.
1370
01:31:17,137 --> 01:31:19,867
Yeah, I know, it's...
Yeah, it's called Satellite Of Love.
1371
01:31:19,906 --> 01:31:21,203
Yeah.
1372
01:31:27,447 --> 01:31:29,779
Take care of yourself, Brennan.
1373
01:31:29,816 --> 01:31:31,408
Yeah, you, too.
1374
01:31:35,889 --> 01:31:39,381
-Where were we?
-You were telling us about the...
1375
01:31:39,426 --> 01:31:40,518
-Satellite Of Love.
-Yeah. Yeah.
1376
01:31:40,560 --> 01:31:41,584
That's what we were talking about.
1377
01:31:41,662 --> 01:31:42,686
That's my favorite one!
1378
01:31:42,729 --> 01:31:43,821
Yeah, it's a good tune.
1379
01:31:44,197 --> 01:31:47,963
Yes! We got the Viet Cong, fellas.
We got the Viet Cong here!
1380
01:31:48,001 --> 01:31:50,561
I need suppressive fire,
but I can handle it.
1381
01:31:50,604 --> 01:31:52,538
I think I got this under control.
1382
01:31:52,572 --> 01:31:56,008
-Your friend Eric boned you, huh?
-Yeah.
1383
01:31:56,043 --> 01:31:58,011
How are you gonna
pull off New York now?
1384
01:31:58,045 --> 01:32:00,605
I can't pull it off. I'm stuck here.
1385
01:32:01,615 --> 01:32:04,982
What's the point of being a writer
or an artist anyway?
1386
01:32:05,152 --> 01:32:08,087
Herman Melville wrote
fucking Moby Dick,
1387
01:32:08,121 --> 01:32:10,589
and he was so poor and forgotten
by the time he died
1388
01:32:10,624 --> 01:32:14,424
that in his obituary,
they called him Henry Melville.
1389
01:32:14,461 --> 01:32:15,519
You know? Like, why bother?
1390
01:32:15,562 --> 01:32:17,655
They're just gonna forget
our fucking names anyway.
1391
01:32:17,698 --> 01:32:20,394
Viet Cong, Viet Cong! I'm coming!
1392
01:32:20,434 --> 01:32:21,901
I got it!
1393
01:32:22,836 --> 01:32:26,169
I heard Em went back to New York.
1394
01:32:26,206 --> 01:32:29,573
I wish it didn't end like that.
I should've...
1395
01:32:29,609 --> 01:32:31,201
I don't know.
1396
01:32:33,180 --> 01:32:34,943
Get behind me. Boom!
1397
01:32:35,015 --> 01:32:38,530
I got 2! There's 1! There's 2!
What's that?
1398
01:32:38,552 --> 01:32:42,044
Boom! Boom! Boom, baby, boom!
1399
01:32:54,234 --> 01:32:57,863
Your Herman Melville story,
that's bullshit.
1400
01:32:57,904 --> 01:33:00,338
It's true. They called him Henry.
1401
01:33:00,374 --> 01:33:04,140
No, I mean he wrote
a 700-page allegorical novel
1402
01:33:04,177 --> 01:33:06,873
about the whaling industry.
I think he was...
1403
01:33:06,913 --> 01:33:10,144
I think he was
a pretty passionate guy, Joel.
1404
01:33:10,183 --> 01:33:12,515
I hope they call me Henry
when I die, too.
1405
01:33:12,552 --> 01:33:14,577
Yeah? One can only hope.
1406
01:33:20,427 --> 01:33:23,726
Brennan, don't get all drunk
and fall asleep.
1407
01:33:23,764 --> 01:33:27,131
-Why?
-Because I'll jack off on your face.
1408
01:33:27,167 --> 01:33:31,433
-Okay, I'm gonna go.
-What?
1409
01:33:31,471 --> 01:33:33,632
I'll see you around, Frigo.
1410
01:33:35,008 --> 01:33:36,441
All right.
1411
01:33:38,078 --> 01:33:40,774
Good luck with him. Even.
1412
01:33:42,682 --> 01:33:43,979
Good one!
1413
01:33:45,919 --> 01:33:48,615
That was nice, Brennan. That was nice.
1414
01:33:51,224 --> 01:33:52,248
That must have hurt.
1415
01:34:26,293 --> 01:34:28,454
Look me in the eye
1416
01:34:28,495 --> 01:34:33,125
Then tell me that I'm satisfied
1417
01:34:36,203 --> 01:34:41,140
Hey, are you satisfied?
1418
01:34:42,909 --> 01:34:49,041
And it goes so slowly on
1419
01:34:50,083 --> 01:34:54,213
Everything I've ever wanted
1420
01:34:55,121 --> 01:34:57,248
Tell me what's wrong
1421
01:34:58,291 --> 01:35:00,657
Look me in the eye
1422
01:35:00,694 --> 01:35:04,858
And tell me that I'm satisfied
1423
01:35:08,268 --> 01:35:11,669
Were you satisfied?
1424
01:35:27,487 --> 01:35:31,321
Hi. I just got off the bus.
I'm a New Yorker now.
1425
01:35:31,791 --> 01:35:34,385
I guess I should
probably buy an umbrella.
1426
01:35:35,462 --> 01:35:38,693
I don't think I can see you.
1427
01:35:39,366 --> 01:35:40,492
What?
1428
01:35:42,168 --> 01:35:45,660
This summer was rough.
1429
01:35:48,275 --> 01:35:52,507
I did things that I really, really regret.
1430
01:35:53,547 --> 01:35:55,515
Yeah, me, too.
1431
01:35:56,516 --> 01:35:59,781
I'm sorry I told Lisa P.
about you and Connell.
1432
01:36:01,688 --> 01:36:04,919
She, you know,
told the rest of the world, but...
1433
01:36:06,760 --> 01:36:08,785
I'm not gonna lie.
I was really angry at you,
1434
01:36:08,828 --> 01:36:11,422
but you didn't deserve that.
1435
01:36:12,332 --> 01:36:14,300
You know, James,
1436
01:36:15,402 --> 01:36:19,600
I am so sorry for fucking this up.
1437
01:36:20,340 --> 01:36:24,470
You know, you were the only good
thing that happened this summer.
1438
01:36:27,847 --> 01:36:29,212
Wait, Em.
1439
01:36:32,619 --> 01:36:37,181
I think I maybe see you
a little differently than you see yourself.
1440
01:36:37,524 --> 01:36:40,459
Yes, I see the person who fucked up,
but I also see the person
1441
01:36:40,493 --> 01:36:43,792
who saved me from being knifed
over a giant-ass panda,
1442
01:36:43,830 --> 01:36:47,960
who introduced me
to psychotropic-chocolate-chip cookies,
1443
01:36:48,001 --> 01:36:52,529
and who stood up for Joel, and
who doesn't make apologies for herself.
1444
01:36:54,941 --> 01:36:59,742
Look, my theory is you can't just avoid
everybody you screw up with.
1445
01:36:59,779 --> 01:37:03,146
And you should trust me.
I'm a New Yorker.
1446
01:37:09,789 --> 01:37:11,416
-You are soaking wet.
-Yeah.
1447
01:37:11,458 --> 01:37:12,686
Do you have anything else
you can wear?
1448
01:37:12,726 --> 01:37:14,626
I'll check.
1449
01:37:14,661 --> 01:37:17,129
-Do you want some tea?
-Yeah.
1450
01:37:19,833 --> 01:37:23,269
No, everything in here is soaking wet.
1451
01:37:25,639 --> 01:37:27,197
-Here.
-Thanks.
1452
01:37:30,644 --> 01:37:32,612
So you're going to Columbia?
1453
01:37:32,646 --> 01:37:35,410
No. No. Maybe next year. No.
1454
01:37:36,182 --> 01:37:37,206
Why?
1455
01:37:37,250 --> 01:37:41,983
I wrecked my dad's car,
and I lost all my carny money.
1456
01:37:42,856 --> 01:37:44,414
So what's the plan?
1457
01:37:44,457 --> 01:37:48,985
I'm gonna crash at the Y for a week.
I'm gonna look for a shitty job and...
1458
01:37:50,196 --> 01:37:51,686
I don't know.
1459
01:37:54,300 --> 01:37:56,325
Here. Give me your shirt.
1460
01:38:01,508 --> 01:38:04,102
-I'll get you another shirt.
-Thanks.
1461
01:38:06,279 --> 01:38:07,541
Hey, Em.
1462
01:38:11,818 --> 01:38:13,809
I really missed you.
1463
01:38:21,695 --> 01:38:23,595
You wanna wear this?
1464
01:38:24,564 --> 01:38:28,591
I... No. No.
I never wanna see that again.
1465
01:38:30,036 --> 01:38:33,631
Why do you have that?
Why do you have that stupid shirt?
1466
01:38:40,013 --> 01:38:42,140
Is it okay that I did that?
1467
01:38:43,049 --> 01:38:44,380
Yeah.
1468
01:39:22,322 --> 01:39:23,721
-Are we doing this?
-I think so.
1469
01:39:23,757 --> 01:39:26,157
Okay, we are? Okay.
1470
01:39:29,796 --> 01:39:30,956
Okay.
1472
01:40:10,036 --> 01:40:14,268
I'm standing here on the ground
1473
01:40:15,942 --> 01:40:20,504
The sky above won't fall down
1474
01:40:21,648 --> 01:40:26,449
See no evil in all directions
1475
01:40:27,420 --> 01:40:32,084
Resolution of happiness
1476
01:40:33,426 --> 01:40:38,022
Things have been dark
For too long
1477
01:40:39,299 --> 01:40:42,166
Don't change for you
1478
01:40:42,202 --> 01:40:45,865
Don't change a thing for me
1479
01:40:48,107 --> 01:40:50,837
Don't change for you
1480
01:40:50,877 --> 01:40:54,210
Don't change a thing for me
1481
01:41:05,558 --> 01:41:09,517
I found a love I had lost
1482
01:41:11,497 --> 01:41:15,866
It was gone for too long
1483
01:41:17,370 --> 01:41:22,205
Hear no evil in all directions
1484
01:41:23,142 --> 01:41:27,909
Execution of bitterness
1485
01:41:29,082 --> 01:41:33,781
Message received loud and clear
1486
01:41:35,088 --> 01:41:38,023
Don't change for you
1487
01:41:38,057 --> 01:41:41,959
Don't change a thing for me
1488
01:41:43,730 --> 01:41:46,597
Don't change for you
1489
01:41:46,633 --> 01:41:50,729
Don't change a thing for me
1490
01:42:12,959 --> 01:42:17,225
I'm standing here on the ground
1491
01:42:18,998 --> 01:42:23,901
The sky above won't fall down
1492
01:42:24,971 --> 01:42:29,670
See no evil in all directions
1493
01:42:30,710 --> 01:42:35,647
Resolution of happiness
1494
01:42:36,716 --> 01:42:41,278
Things have been dark for too long
1495
01:42:42,422 --> 01:42:45,414
Don't change for you
1496
01:42:45,458 --> 01:42:49,224
Don't change a thing for me
1497
01:42:51,130 --> 01:42:54,065
Don't change for you
1498
01:42:54,100 --> 01:42:58,002
Don't change a thing for me
1499
01:42:59,839 --> 01:43:02,637
Don't change for you
1500
01:43:02,675 --> 01:43:06,543
Don't change a thing for me
1501
01:43:31,504 --> 01:43:32,528
Do you like adventure?
1502
01:43:32,572 --> 01:43:34,005
Adventureland!
1503
01:43:34,040 --> 01:43:35,837
Adventureland totally rocks.
1504
01:43:37,710 --> 01:43:42,613
It's perfect for me, my wife, my family.
It's great here. This is wonderful.
1505
01:43:43,583 --> 01:43:44,948
Adventureland is top shelf.
1506
01:43:45,218 --> 01:43:46,276
Adventureland.
1507
01:43:46,586 --> 01:43:48,247
Adventureland
1508
01:43:48,287 --> 01:43:49,720
We're gonna have some fun!
1509
01:43:49,756 --> 01:43:51,553
Adventureland
1510
01:43:51,591 --> 01:43:53,149
We're gonna have some fun!
1511
01:43:53,192 --> 01:43:54,750
It's a funtastic time.
1512
01:43:54,794 --> 01:43:56,284
We're gonna have fun!
1513
01:43:56,329 --> 01:43:57,694
Adventureland!
1514
01:43:57,730 --> 01:43:59,197
In Pittsburgh, PA.