0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 1 00:01:18,417 --> 00:01:21,875 Desire planet, I've dreamt of it 2 00:01:25,792 --> 00:01:29,792 For you, tomorrow, Get free acces to riches 3 00:01:34,167 --> 00:01:36,875 Who's got the sense of savings? 4 00:01:36,875 --> 00:01:41,042 Warning: Advertisement is paying, in this movie it has been offered 5 00:01:41,083 --> 00:01:43,417 It doesn't change the world but it contributes 6 00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:26,125 French petrochemicals products " Welcome in the brave new world " 7 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:33,458 Everything can be bought 8 00:02:33,458 --> 00:02:36,375 Love, Art, planet Earth 9 00:02:36,375 --> 00:02:37,958 you, me 10 00:02:38,167 --> 00:02:39,208 particularly me 11 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:51,292 Man is a product as others with a sale deadline 12 00:02:52,833 --> 00:02:53,542 I'm publicist 13 00:02:53,583 --> 00:02:57,958 I'm part of those who makes you dream of things you'll never have 14 00:02:57,958 --> 00:02:59,000 sky always blue 15 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,042 wenches never dumpy 16 00:03:00,042 --> 00:03:02,833 perfect photoshopped happiness 17 00:03:02,833 --> 00:03:06,083 you believe I make the world prettier? 18 00:03:06,083 --> 00:03:08,167 fail: I screw it up 19 00:03:12,333 --> 00:03:13,792 everything is temporary 20 00:03:13,792 --> 00:03:17,750 Love, Art, planet Earth 21 00:03:18,292 --> 00:03:20,625 you, me 22 00:03:20,750 --> 00:03:24,000 particulary me 23 00:03:47,625 --> 00:03:49,417 that's it, it's done 24 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:52,250 the corner is turned 25 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:53,792 I can watch my life back 26 00:03:53,792 --> 00:03:54,833 it's cool 27 00:03:56,875 --> 00:03:59,000 for example I had completly forgotten how much, 28 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,375 yet very young, 29 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:03,875 I loved sophisticated pictures 30 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:12,208 - Arch your back! 31 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,333 show me your butt! 32 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:19,208 - Octave, honey, Dinner's ready! 33 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:23,792 - Yes mummy, I'm coming! 34 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:30,542 I've always been off-set 35 00:04:30,542 --> 00:04:34,083 I was really made for that job 36 00:05:29,833 --> 00:05:31,000 - beat it 37 00:05:56,542 --> 00:05:58,542 fuck it's shit! 38 00:06:27,583 --> 00:06:29,167 I'm on a bad trip 39 00:06:35,417 --> 00:06:38,333 sorry Stephanie, you're alright?! 40 00:06:38,333 --> 00:06:39,667 I didn't know you were here 41 00:06:39,792 --> 00:06:42,083 It's not against you, sorry 42 00:06:42,167 --> 00:06:44,792 you're alright? Wait... 43 00:06:44,833 --> 00:06:47,917 I 44 00:07:10,958 --> 00:07:13,333 to me, everything had started so well; 45 00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:16,542 the mood was good, the dj excellent 46 00:07:16,542 --> 00:07:18,625 pleasant temperature, superb girls, 47 00:07:18,625 --> 00:07:20,708 alcohol a gogo, drugs of quality, 48 00:07:20,917 --> 00:07:25,000 undeniably, my first 33 years were really successfull 49 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:32,708 but I won't disguise the truth 50 00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:35,208 I'm not a nice boy 51 00:07:35,833 --> 00:07:37,000 - We're closing 52 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:38,875 I am a big shit 53 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:40,750 a modern hero 54 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:45,542 I find my trousers, in the Vogue Italy 55 00:07:45,542 --> 00:07:47,000 and in the Deutsh Vanity Fair 56 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,167 previous to the month of purchase 57 00:07:51,042 --> 00:07:55,708 concerning my shirts, it cames from New York, Tokio, Bombay, Guetary 58 00:07:58,125 --> 00:08:01,208 I'm sorry to be so much in advance of you, but... 59 00:08:01,208 --> 00:08:03,500 I'm the one who decide today what you'll want tomorrow 60 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:05,042 I drug you with novelty 61 00:08:05,042 --> 00:08:07,958 and novelty's advantage, is that don't stay new for longtime 62 00:08:08,917 --> 00:08:13,500 you should ideally hate me, before hating the era that created me 63 00:08:14,958 --> 00:08:18,708 so here it is, my name is Octave Parengo 64 00:08:18,708 --> 00:08:20,250 and my dresser is APC 65 00:08:25,958 --> 00:08:29,583 I have spent my life manipulating you for 75.000 F per month 66 00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:33,750 when by dint of savings, you'll be able to buy your dream car, 67 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:36,667 I shall already have made it old-fashionned 68 00:08:39,042 --> 00:08:41,667 I always manage to frustrate you 69 00:08:44,042 --> 00:08:46,042 I penetrate your brain 70 00:08:46,417 --> 00:08:48,167 I come in your right hemisphere 71 00:08:51,208 --> 00:08:52,875 your desire don't belong to you anymore 72 00:08:52,875 --> 00:08:54,542 I impose mine on you 73 00:08:55,583 --> 00:09:00,250 never a fooling cunt, has been such powerfull as me for 2.000 years 74 00:09:04,625 --> 00:09:06,417 - Octave Parengo, 312 chamber 75 00:09:06,417 --> 00:09:07,458 - I got that for you 76 00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:09,000 - thank you... 77 00:09:10,042 --> 00:09:10,667 sorry, 78 00:09:12,542 --> 00:09:14,333 it's ugly 79 00:09:14,333 --> 00:09:15,375 popular 80 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,917 here it's "the Ross"; Ross and Witchcraft 81 00:09:18,917 --> 00:09:20,458 one of the biggest advertising company of the world 82 00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:22,042 median age: 28 years old 83 00:09:22,042 --> 00:09:23,792 sales: 1.430.000 F 84 00:09:25,125 --> 00:09:27,875 my open ended job is copywriter 85 00:09:28,583 --> 00:09:30,833 I write 30 seconds film scenarios 86 00:09:30,833 --> 00:09:31,875 and slogans for posters 87 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:33,417 I say "slogan" for you to understand 88 00:09:33,417 --> 00:09:34,875 but you should know we say 89 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,333 "catcher" or "headline" 90 00:09:37,958 --> 00:09:40,417 for example: Wonderbra 91 00:09:40,417 --> 00:09:41,750 "Look at me in the eyes" 92 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:42,792 "I said in the eyes!"... 93 00:09:42,792 --> 00:09:43,833 - Ave Octavus! 94 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:44,875 - Hi the dorks! 95 00:09:45,625 --> 00:09:47,583 ...it comes from me 96 00:09:51,042 --> 00:09:52,083 Arch your back! 97 00:10:02,958 --> 00:10:05,875 here new territory are explored toward dry sausage, 98 00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:09,000 Stan consolidate the "teen shower" spirit and the 15/35 y. o. 99 00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:13,583 Alexandra, try to optimize the strategical approach of seniors' napkins 100 00:10:13,583 --> 00:10:14,750 funky... 101 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,083 here it's the accounting dep. 102 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:24,750 and she is... 103 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:25,792 what is her name? 104 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,042 ohhh, nevermind... 105 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:34,250 It's Marc Maronnier, my creative director 106 00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:36,333 after Philippe, the president, 107 00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:38,625 he is the most important man of the company 108 00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:40,917 - hi 109 00:10:40,917 --> 00:10:41,958 - hi, how are you? 110 00:10:41,958 --> 00:10:45,083 - I just spent the week-end with my man 111 00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,125 four days in Cabourg 112 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:48,625 I'm so happy! - oh yeah?! 113 00:10:48,625 --> 00:10:50,833 - ... A charming little corner 114 00:10:50,833 --> 00:10:52,917 so romantic, we landed up there, 115 00:10:52,917 --> 00:10:53,958 we digged it so much... 116 00:10:53,958 --> 00:10:57,083 it was great, I'm so peachy! 117 00:10:57,083 --> 00:11:01,250 - you're fired, take your stuff right now and beat it! 118 00:11:02,708 --> 00:11:03,750 I am not joking 119 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:10,917 Marc is like that, for 10 years he has taught me everything 120 00:11:10,917 --> 00:11:12,167 Allright you stay, 121 00:11:12,167 --> 00:11:14,250 and your out of date language 122 00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:18,417 "we digged it, it was awesome, we got a kick out " 123 00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:20,500 avoïd that, when i'm plunged into a file 124 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:21,542 it's disgusting me 125 00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:24,667 and you spend this week-end here, I want a balance for Tuesday 126 00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:25,708 - Yes Mr Maronnier 127 00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:29,042 - Ok, it's cool, you can call me Marc 128 00:11:29,542 --> 00:11:30,917 - he is a genius - you're ok? 129 00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:34,042 you're ready for this afternoon presentation for Madone? 130 00:11:34,042 --> 00:11:35,792 - yeah, we hold something - I won't be there 131 00:11:35,792 --> 00:11:37,375 Jeff will be - wait, jeff... 132 00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:39,042 - that's the way it is! 133 00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:40,500 I rely on you? 134 00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:44,667 - yeah, so, I rely on myself... 135 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,250 - you adore me?! 136 00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:57,250 creative is not such an easy job, and that's also why we're so well-paid 137 00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:00,375 to shut us up, you won't believe me, but 138 00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:03,500 money is not the only reason I choose that job 139 00:12:08,167 --> 00:12:11,500 I was 17 and a half when I had my first "ad-shock" 140 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,917 I knew it was what I wanted to do 141 00:12:13,917 --> 00:12:16,417 I went to the ciné, ads were sometimes better than the film 142 00:12:16,417 --> 00:12:19,333 Some of its were little treasure of ingenuity 143 00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:43,042 This day I decided to become publicist 144 00:12:43,792 --> 00:12:44,750 and I succeeded 145 00:12:48,042 --> 00:12:50,208 Here, at 14th floor is my office 146 00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:53,375 near the radiator, it's Cuddly 147 00:12:53,375 --> 00:12:55,375 a blond hamster, picked up on a filming shoot 148 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,625 and next to it, this retarded teenager, 149 00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:01,792 he's my Charly 150 00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:02,833 he's mine 151 00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:03,875 he's my partner 152 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:07,083 he is artistic director, my D.A. 153 00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:08,125 or A.D., "Art Director" 154 00:13:08,167 --> 00:13:11,375 As we say in the profession, because it makes more like American 155 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:15,292 Hello Thierry, it's Charly, Hello, sorry to disturb you, 156 00:13:15,292 --> 00:13:18,458 I'm embarrassed with an email I received, the one with the eel... 157 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:19,500 the moray eel... sorry 158 00:13:19,542 --> 00:13:23,250 I don't see, it's a guy or a wench it's fucking with? 159 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,042 I thought it was a guy... 160 00:13:26,042 --> 00:13:27,083 it's bad... 161 00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:30,458 oh, you're working now... 162 00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:33,417 As every creative of every company of the world, my Charly spend 89% 163 00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:36,750 of his working time sharing trash pictures via internet 164 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:40,417 there, he comes out of a great "Japanese vomit eater" period 165 00:13:42,417 --> 00:13:44,250 - Charly - Yes Octave 166 00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:49,542 - If I told you, I have the vague feeling to blow a fuse towards myself 167 00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:51,250 what would you say? 168 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:53,292 - Wait, wait, are you telling me this here? 169 00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:54,333 - Yeah I tell you 170 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,542 - Ok then, tell me, I am listening to you 171 00:13:57,542 --> 00:14:01,333 - I simply have the vague feeling to blow a fuse towards myself 172 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:02,333 yeah, of course 173 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:05,500 - allright, I understand you completly, I'd like to tell you many things 174 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:06,542 - So come on, come on... 175 00:14:06,542 --> 00:14:08,958 - Did you snort, with someone else? 176 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:11,875 - No I would never do this to you 177 00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:12,917 - So this is me you... 178 00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:17,083 you are provocating me! 179 00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:19,750 - I said nothing, stop, stop 180 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,667 Oh yeah insult me in Deutsh 181 00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:22,708 come on, punish me! 182 00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:27,000 - Guys, we're waiting for you, on the stage, for the shooting in Boulogne... 183 00:14:27,042 --> 00:14:30,208 - Yeah, we're coming, we finish, we go... 184 00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:55,208 - A masterpiece! 185 00:14:58,542 --> 00:15:01,833 - Someone told Steven it's an ad for sauerkraut? 186 00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:05,292 - Don't know, I really have a doubt 187 00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:13,750 - please go and see him! 188 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:15,750 - no you! - no you! 189 00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:19,833 you it's good... - what a bitch that guy 190 00:15:21,917 --> 00:15:25,500 - like that, yes. You detest me, despise me with your mouth... 191 00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:31,000 - Steve... Can I talk to you just 2 seconds... 192 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,042 sorry 193 00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:37,667 It's super good, super glamour, super sensual... 194 00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:39,458 but just could you square me a plan 195 00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:43,542 cause, i have more options to make it more classical, 196 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:46,208 more neutral, you see, it's not Aubade... 197 00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:49,000 it's sauerkraut... 198 00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:52,708 - Sauerkraut, it's what you want? 199 00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:53,750 - No, but it's good! 200 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:55,000 - Turn on the radio! 201 00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,333 move, come on move! 202 00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:06,917 there... Who's that? 203 00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:10,667 - ooh, it's Jeff - hi guys, all is right? 204 00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:13,208 - Be careful, you got a dropping piece of fabric 205 00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:15,708 - Sorry I don't feel like kidding 206 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,792 You're ready for "Starlight"? 207 00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:21,000 - that's it! - that's it, I told you earlier 208 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,042 - No it's me, I told you 209 00:16:22,042 --> 00:16:23,083 - Ok ok allright, 210 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,875 I don't want to put pressure on you, 211 00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:28,792 but currently it's super hot with Madone... 212 00:16:28,792 --> 00:16:30,667 - Yeah, Starlight is yet in linear... 213 00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:33,083 What!? I'll call her back... 214 00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:36,000 You don't seem to realize 215 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,958 tought it's normal... You're artists 216 00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:42,375 but Madone it's 39% of the Ross sales, so... 217 00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:44,417 fuck! I gonna spit on your mug! 218 00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:46,292 I told you, I'll see that later... 219 00:16:46,292 --> 00:16:48,917 Jeff always own the new rubbish gadget 220 00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:51,667 for example, his telephone is built in his earphone 221 00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:53,625 the whole stuff permanently linked to his secretary 222 00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:56,583 - this bitch bugs me, here it's my cellphone 223 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:59,875 with that I'm permanently linked to her, so I always know everything 224 00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:02,000 It's very expensive and it drives mad 225 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,042 What I was saying? 226 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,667 It Stinks sauerkraut of shit here, no? 227 00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:13,833 - Jeff, let me introduce you to Sir who produces that sauerkraut. 228 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,500 - oh yes, Jean-pierre Rannu: Jean-françois Marolle, 229 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:18,167 Jean-françois Marolle: Jean-Pierre Rannu 230 00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:20,833 - Sir Rannu, really, I'm deeply sorry, but... 231 00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:24,875 you know, we have so much stress with this job, we need to relax... 232 00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:26,292 - Forget it, that's the floor manager... 233 00:17:26,292 --> 00:17:27,333 - Beat it! 234 00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:30,333 What Jeff doesn't say, that it's the 12th 235 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:34,125 the 15th he will receive the evaluation report of his work filled by his customer 236 00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:35,875 That's to say by Madone 237 00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:37,917 a sort of school report notebook for adult 238 00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:40,958 so he freaks out, normal it's meant for it 239 00:17:40,958 --> 00:17:42,500 but it doesn't matter that's cool, 240 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:47,083 moreover at the Ross everything is cool... Even the sauerkraut 241 00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:51,875 the Madone executive would dig to be... cool 242 00:17:51,917 --> 00:17:54,417 not easy to tumble in schizophrenic land 243 00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:58,042 when your name is Jean Christian Gagnant and got initials engraved on your briefcase 244 00:17:58,042 --> 00:18:01,000 for example, to him this morning must have been a nightmare 245 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:08,875 In Madone every product manager wear short-sleeved shirts... 246 00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:10,250 - Have you received my confirmation e-mail? 247 00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:13,625 ...and neckties with little animals on it 248 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:17,625 You have received my confirmation mail? 249 00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:32,583 To a product manager, looking cool is hyper important 250 00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:35,083 we shall never forget a customer has no ideas 251 00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:37,875 and that's why he comes to our advertising company 252 00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:41,083 - that don't fit, fuck, fuck and fuck! 253 00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:43,625 fuuuuuuuck! 254 00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:51,208 in those days, giant pictures were put on the walls, 255 00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:54,125 on bus stops, on trucks, on taxis 256 00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:58,458 human eye had never been so much solicited since its whole history 257 00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:02,833 between birth and 18 years old, we had calculated that each person 258 00:19:02,833 --> 00:19:04,875 had been exposed to an average of 350.000 ads 259 00:19:06,958 --> 00:19:10,000 It had required 2.000 years to come to it 260 00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:23,375 - Gas Parengo - Hello sir 261 00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:26,875 - Charles Nagou, we come for the Starlight meeting 262 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,125 - Allright you have an ID card? 263 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,167 - yes 264 00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:32,083 - thanks 265 00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,208 - We leave you the helmets 266 00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:40,333 - Here are your badges, 1st floor, Veneziano room 267 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,375 - thanks 268 00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:44,542 - You have some left 269 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,958 Always coming late to meetings, 270 00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:53,500 a creative on time is not credible 271 00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:59,000 Entering the room, where everybody's waiting for him for 45 minutes, 272 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,375 he should by no means apologise 273 00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:15,125 upon reflexion, it's true this afternoon meeting 274 00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:18,875 was even more important than an interview with the head of the state 275 00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:21,583 This meeting changed my life 276 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:30,958 I think originally, I wanted to make good around me 277 00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:33,458 It has not been possible, for two reasons 278 00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:39,333 because I've been prevented, and also a bit because I have abdicated 279 00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:51,292 - We're passing through a deep crisis in the yoghurt world 280 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,958 you knows only too well, 281 00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:57,208 since the mad-cow disease case, yoghurt is world-threaten 282 00:20:57,208 --> 00:21:00,792 in this eroding market, our answer is the "Foodament" 283 00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:05,042 the "Foodament" is a food which would also be a medicament 284 00:21:05,042 --> 00:21:09,333 and then, Starlight innovate and focus on a white cheese's new vision 285 00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:10,167 the "bodymading" 286 00:21:10,375 --> 00:21:14,292 with Starlight, I eat smart, so I am smart, so Starlight makes me smart 287 00:21:14,292 --> 00:21:15,333 it's when we catch them 288 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,292 It's a bit "head to legs" 289 00:21:18,292 --> 00:21:21,250 The Guy that don't laught to Jeff's "no-joke" 290 00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:25,083 is the one to be convinced, Alfred Dulère, 51 yo, 291 00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:26,750 scorpio ascendant ram, 292 00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:29,625 director of marketing at Madone fresh food division 293 00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:34,583 suit: Hugo Boss, perfume: Hugo Boss favorite poet: Hugo Boss 294 00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:38,292 Doesn't touch his wife anymore since 1993, vote Republican, 295 00:21:38,292 --> 00:21:42,208 adore karting. At Madone and At Ross he is feared and dread 296 00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:44,583 - Yes, next 297 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,667 - Here why in this perspective... of "bodymading" 298 00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:52,375 Octave and Charly have worked for several weeks 299 00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:56,417 I hand over to Octave... 300 00:21:56,417 --> 00:21:58,708 - Sorry, I don't know what happened, 301 00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:01,542 I thought the meeting would take place at the company 302 00:22:03,417 --> 00:22:05,167 You have received my confirmation e-mail? 303 00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:06,417 - Gagnant, sit down 304 00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:21,958 - Octave and Charly, we're listening to you 305 00:22:21,958 --> 00:22:29,750 - Right, before begining, I'd like to dedicate this film to Tatiana 306 00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:32,167 I've met her in disco, two years ago, in Saint Barth' 307 00:22:32,167 --> 00:22:33,208 thanks for her 308 00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:38,708 - Please, a bit of concentration 309 00:22:38,708 --> 00:22:41,750 Always begining by lightening the atmosphere with a shitty joke 310 00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:45,417 Drug helps you to gain this nonchalance 311 00:22:45,417 --> 00:22:48,417 this needed detachment to survive that kind of meeting 312 00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:55,042 We all want to change the world, and in taking part in these meetings 313 00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:57,167 I'm aware of collaborating 314 00:22:57,167 --> 00:23:01,667 being sit down at this table is taking part in deadening people's mind 315 00:23:05,458 --> 00:23:09,583 To succeed, it needed a sacrifice 316 00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:13,792 but I was doubting of being someday able of it 317 00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:15,667 - Octave, you're high 318 00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:19,458 Octave, you're high 319 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:22,708 - Yes... sorry 320 00:23:24,875 --> 00:23:26,250 - He's on drugs 321 00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:27,792 - A discovery? 322 00:23:27,792 --> 00:23:28,833 - We're on a beach 323 00:23:29,042 --> 00:23:32,417 - Yes, so, heavenly beach, coco palms, turquoise sea, 324 00:23:32,417 --> 00:23:33,792 white sand, the Eden 325 00:23:34,208 --> 00:23:35,250 - Two women, 326 00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:36,292 - Two bombs 327 00:23:36,292 --> 00:23:37,333 - Of course 328 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,375 are running on the sand 329 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:39,958 long focal length on the young women 330 00:23:39,958 --> 00:23:41,000 Pamela takes the floor 331 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:46,625 " Infact I consider the exegis of our mastitis are facing criplling hermeneutics 332 00:23:46,667 --> 00:23:47,750 Christina answers 333 00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:51,792 Be carefull, Pamela, You're slowly slipping to an ontological paronomasis 334 00:23:51,792 --> 00:23:54,583 - Not at all, it's just an allegorical solipsism, 335 00:23:54,583 --> 00:23:56,792 nothing to do with it... Just look 336 00:23:56,833 --> 00:23:59,000 she bend over the equation 337 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,875 - I have made an equation for you to understand 338 00:24:00,875 --> 00:24:02,750 if we accept the hypothesis X cube root 339 00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:06,083 varies according to the infinite - Ah ok 340 00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:07,125 - You just have to subdivide the set 341 00:24:07,125 --> 00:24:08,167 which will tend to the asymptote 342 00:24:08,208 --> 00:24:10,250 exactly, it's good, I've understood! 343 00:24:11,167 --> 00:24:12,917 They leave laughting 344 00:24:12,917 --> 00:24:17,417 Packshot: "Starlight to remain slim except in your head" 345 00:24:27,792 --> 00:24:29,167 - it's good? 346 00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:30,208 - Absolutely 347 00:24:31,625 --> 00:24:36,583 - Now I ask a question; Why make humor? 348 00:24:43,542 --> 00:24:46,000 - Yes, infact we though it would be interesting... 349 00:24:47,458 --> 00:24:52,792 - No, no, no, I say: Why make humor? 350 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,833 - Because humour make the brand friendly, 351 00:24:55,833 --> 00:24:57,875 excellent for the product memorization 352 00:24:57,917 --> 00:24:59,750 customers remember easier, what makes'em laugh 353 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,208 - Day after, people at office recall the joke... at dinners 354 00:25:04,208 --> 00:25:06,417 - No, no, no, why? 355 00:25:07,958 --> 00:25:12,792 - For it, for you, think about comedies that succeed, people going to the cine 356 00:25:13,958 --> 00:25:17,958 They sometimes like to have fun, people... No? 357 00:25:19,667 --> 00:25:23,208 - Yes, except they don't eat the reel after 358 00:25:37,458 --> 00:25:40,667 Alfred Dulère is a big asshole 359 00:25:40,667 --> 00:25:45,667 come on Octave open your mouth, once and for all, and shove off 360 00:25:45,667 --> 00:25:47,333 " listen to me carrefully dumb shit, 361 00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:50,583 when you go to the dentist, you don't tell him how to do 362 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:51,625 you rely on him 363 00:25:51,625 --> 00:25:54,875 Here it's the same: You rely on us! 364 00:25:58,667 --> 00:26:00,375 - So, you have something else? 365 00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:08,458 We're off our rocker, stop to shoot up, guys 366 00:26:11,333 --> 00:26:15,083 Who do we sell the yoghurt to, fuck?! 367 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,458 - The housewife 368 00:26:17,458 --> 00:26:20,417 - The housewife, it's what? you need to go out, guys! 369 00:26:22,292 --> 00:26:28,792 the housewife is a tired good fellow, she is in her suburb supermarket 370 00:26:28,792 --> 00:26:30,042 her kids are bitching in the caddie 371 00:26:30,042 --> 00:26:32,750 her hands are full of shit, she's blown-out 372 00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:36,833 she has all a bunch of problems, her husband boozes, 373 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:43,500 She doesn't feel like having an headache with ironic references... nobody knows! 374 00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:46,625 So, before thinking about your 4 friends in Paris you'll make laugh 375 00:26:46,625 --> 00:26:50,708 I'm also a part of, time to time, it makes me laugh your bullshits 376 00:26:50,708 --> 00:26:56,417 Before that, you should ask yourself, "what she wants to see our housewife? 377 00:26:56,458 --> 00:26:59,667 what she wants to hear? what does she want us to tell her?" 378 00:27:01,417 --> 00:27:03,792 there, that's all! that's the question 379 00:27:03,792 --> 00:27:06,125 you should stop lying to yourself, now... 380 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,542 - Really nice your view of the world! 381 00:27:12,583 --> 00:27:17,583 - Me, guys, I have 12.000 tons of yoghurt to sell off this year, 382 00:27:19,208 --> 00:27:24,208 so youth: ok sexy: ok 383 00:27:27,042 --> 00:27:28,333 and...? 384 00:27:29,833 --> 00:27:31,083 and dream! 385 00:27:32,292 --> 00:27:36,292 What the fuck, we are dreams sellers! 386 00:27:37,458 --> 00:27:40,875 yesterday, I went to see my goddaughter, she had her dance show, 387 00:27:40,875 --> 00:27:42,958 decors were painted by children... 388 00:27:46,917 --> 00:27:48,083 I took off 389 00:27:50,167 --> 00:27:51,792 I took off 390 00:27:56,917 --> 00:27:59,958 My proper joint, Charly 391 00:28:02,375 --> 00:28:05,958 So, I was wondering, dance, would there be something to find around dance? 392 00:28:08,042 --> 00:28:20,083 yoghurt, lightness, feminity, ... A danser wearing tutu? 393 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,292 no? 394 00:28:24,292 --> 00:28:25,333 - yes 395 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:31,167 - no, no, we will find, we will... huh guys 396 00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:35,000 - still with your style, humor, glamour,... 397 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:39,750 Now you know, you know why you're watching ads of shit for some years 398 00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:41,792 It's here, at this moment that everything's tied up 399 00:28:41,792 --> 00:28:46,083 creatives don't lack of ideas, behind every shitty ad there's a good idea 400 00:28:46,250 --> 00:28:51,208 thrown-up in the bin, just because everyone, me included, shit on his pants 401 00:28:51,208 --> 00:28:52,458 - Excuse-me 402 00:29:04,917 --> 00:29:06,375 - You allright? 403 00:29:06,375 --> 00:29:08,833 - no, no because I leave the Ross 404 00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:09,875 I leave that pigsty 405 00:29:09,875 --> 00:29:13,708 I stop working, I get the system out, 406 00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:16,833 I stop it all, I piss you off, I despise you all 407 00:29:16,875 --> 00:29:18,958 I give you my card back 408 00:29:22,167 --> 00:29:25,375 of course it's not a resignation it's a layoff, of course 409 00:29:25,375 --> 00:29:30,583 you fire me, classic stuff; indemnities, cash, golden parachute 410 00:29:30,625 --> 00:29:31,708 big money, ok!? 411 00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:34,667 - What happens to you Octave? 412 00:29:34,667 --> 00:29:36,333 You've recently changed of drug? 413 00:29:37,792 --> 00:29:39,417 - no, no 414 00:29:39,417 --> 00:29:45,750 - ah, I see, you're writing a script on a guy who drives on depression 415 00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:49,167 ok, no it's good but it lakes of some... 416 00:29:50,625 --> 00:29:55,917 no it's funny, you're still funny, but I don't know, the guy... 417 00:29:55,917 --> 00:29:57,833 ...could loose everything, 418 00:30:01,292 --> 00:30:03,417 he could become a shit 419 00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:11,542 think about it 420 00:30:25,708 --> 00:30:29,792 Octave I adore you, you know it 421 00:31:40,833 --> 00:31:46,125 YOU 422 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,292 Sophie has worked at the Ross for 3 years, 423 00:32:09,292 --> 00:32:13,250 she is a part-time planning manager, Marc hired her 424 00:32:15,417 --> 00:32:17,333 He has always got good taste 425 00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:24,708 No, no don't insist 426 00:32:24,708 --> 00:32:27,583 make love in an elevator with an intern, it's... 427 00:32:27,583 --> 00:32:28,625 far too, "adrenalin" to me 428 00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:33,000 even if I feel you're hot as hell 429 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 it's out of question! negative! 430 00:32:35,042 --> 00:32:37,625 I got a reputation to preserve, you understand? 431 00:32:41,333 --> 00:32:44,667 Here it's more in the mood, dirty parking, shabby lights, 432 00:32:44,667 --> 00:32:45,708 very Mike Lee... 433 00:32:45,708 --> 00:32:46,750 we fancy it at this time 434 00:32:46,750 --> 00:32:48,625 piss smell, the real one 435 00:32:50,083 --> 00:32:52,708 What you will do, Sophie? You'll take your lil'scooter in the rain 436 00:32:52,708 --> 00:32:55,250 you'll regain your lil' husband, watch the saturday night show? 437 00:32:55,250 --> 00:32:57,583 That's it, the happiness he offers you... That's it? 438 00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:00,708 - I'm alone and I don't have TV 439 00:33:00,708 --> 00:33:03,667 - ok, wait, wait, I know I am a superficial and arrogant shit 440 00:33:03,667 --> 00:33:04,708 ok I don't deny 441 00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:06,792 But I like you, you understand? 442 00:33:06,792 --> 00:33:09,917 your hair, your eyebrows, your small intestine please me 443 00:33:11,083 --> 00:33:12,917 even your rebuffs please me 444 00:33:12,917 --> 00:33:13,958 - If my rebuffs please you... 445 00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:16,792 - nobody, nobody never please me 446 00:33:18,875 --> 00:33:28,167 I'm sure if you let yourself being kissed, it could be relavely... pleasant 447 00:33:42,333 --> 00:33:46,500 It's really what I thought, you're really a beautiful slut 448 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:04,917 - Wear it, wear it, so I can kiss myself a little 449 00:34:32,750 --> 00:34:34,917 Everything's allright, everything's allright! 450 00:34:55,458 --> 00:34:58,208 Hi, it's Sophie, leave me a message, and I may call you back 451 00:34:58,208 --> 00:35:00,792 Since Sophie left you, you turn around your flat, 452 00:35:01,583 --> 00:35:03,667 you no more open your curtain, 453 00:35:03,667 --> 00:35:06,083 You only use one room out of nine 454 00:35:07,958 --> 00:35:11,500 the microwaves rythm your week-ends 455 00:35:12,667 --> 00:35:15,000 you order your ready-meals by phone 456 00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:19,500 since you're living alone, you fuck a lot of video-tapes 457 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:22,458 you always have pieces of kleenex taped at your fingertips 458 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:30,583 Being without Sophie made you ugly 459 00:35:30,583 --> 00:35:32,667 Not only drugs cause withdrawal 460 00:35:32,667 --> 00:35:35,792 It was easier to have a single retarded behaviour 461 00:35:36,833 --> 00:35:39,958 when you knew Sophie was lovely waiting for you 462 00:35:55,542 --> 00:35:59,000 Since Sophie left you nothing go round 463 00:35:59,917 --> 00:36:01,375 when It was yet? 464 00:36:06,417 --> 00:36:08,250 - it's going allright, thanks a lot! 465 00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:09,292 - stop it... 466 00:36:13,125 --> 00:36:14,375 you've finished to eat? 467 00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:24,750 - I can't with it... Like that I can, with my hand 468 00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:25,792 - I see that 469 00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:28,708 - With that, I can't, or otherwise if I sting 470 00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:29,750 you see, if I sting... 471 00:36:30,958 --> 00:36:32,875 - So you've finished now? 472 00:36:32,875 --> 00:36:33,917 - yes 473 00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:38,958 - So, I got a little gift for you 474 00:36:38,958 --> 00:36:40,208 Happy St. Valentine Day 475 00:36:42,167 --> 00:36:44,917 Ah yeah, it was that day 476 00:36:47,292 --> 00:36:50,708 - you're unfair, plus we said no gifts 477 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,708 - But here, it's a litlle bit more than that 478 00:36:52,708 --> 00:36:55,458 - What, sorry? lot more than that? 479 00:36:55,458 --> 00:36:56,500 - Lot more... 480 00:36:56,792 --> 00:36:59,083 - so, it's a surprise 481 00:37:01,708 --> 00:37:03,250 I open it 482 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,083 It won't blow me in the... 483 00:37:09,167 --> 00:37:10,208 here I go 484 00:37:35,458 --> 00:37:37,333 It smells like pee-pee a bit 485 00:37:47,917 --> 00:37:52,458 - It's a pregnancy test 486 00:37:55,583 --> 00:37:56,708 positive 487 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:07,667 I'm pregnant by you 488 00:38:09,750 --> 00:38:11,958 - Holy cow! It was hard 489 00:38:11,958 --> 00:38:14,833 I spilled all my guts, everything that every man 490 00:38:14,833 --> 00:38:18,042 of the world says to their pregnant girl, in those moments 491 00:39:07,375 --> 00:39:09,750 - Sir, Madame Have you finished? 492 00:39:09,792 --> 00:39:11,625 - Yes it's over 493 00:39:12,667 --> 00:39:14,625 - You don't want a little dessert? 494 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,417 Sophie never told anyone she was pregnant 495 00:39:35,417 --> 00:39:36,458 except to you 496 00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:39,667 Moreover, at the Ross, nobody knew you were together 497 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,792 What is she doing? Who is she phoning to? 498 00:39:43,792 --> 00:39:46,500 Where is she when she's not here? 499 00:39:53,792 --> 00:39:58,167 Marc and Sophie, didn't fit together, but they were well together 500 00:39:58,625 --> 00:40:01,375 Which is lot more rare 501 00:40:03,167 --> 00:40:04,250 They go to a full of stars hotel, 502 00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:06,625 three times per week, at about 14h15 503 00:40:06,708 --> 00:40:10,167 In order to have sex in a clean and a central place 504 00:40:10,958 --> 00:40:13,333 ouch, you're hurt 505 00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:26,833 - Guys, fun's over, joke's over, good mood's over, all it's game over 506 00:40:26,833 --> 00:40:30,417 I am not joking here! 507 00:40:30,417 --> 00:40:33,583 Dulère just phone me, he never talked to me that way! 508 00:40:34,958 --> 00:40:36,000 listen to me! 509 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,750 if we don't have a new concrete script 510 00:40:37,792 --> 00:40:40,167 before 14 o'clock, we're all dead! 511 00:40:40,208 --> 00:40:42,958 I tell you, in one hour, we're all on the dole! 512 00:40:45,250 --> 00:40:48,500 - It's hardly depressing in here, it looks like 3 Ross' employees... 513 00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:52,792 - President, it so kind to come to see the small workers 514 00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:53,958 - Hi youngsters! 515 00:40:55,292 --> 00:40:57,875 - Tell me, Jeff, we've been phoned by Dulère: it's not right 516 00:40:57,875 --> 00:41:00,458 - Jean-François, what stage are you at with Madone? 517 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,167 - Precisely, we're in the middle of a meeting 518 00:41:02,167 --> 00:41:05,458 we're on a lot more federative concept 519 00:41:05,458 --> 00:41:06,500 we're at that stage 520 00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:10,125 - Oh, really, we're at that stage? 521 00:41:10,125 --> 00:41:12,208 - We got your green light, Marc? 522 00:41:24,917 --> 00:41:27,625 - it's swotting? uh? 523 00:41:27,625 --> 00:41:31,208 - it's swotting hard! hey that's good... 524 00:41:37,208 --> 00:41:39,792 - Hey Cuddly is not punchy... 525 00:41:40,875 --> 00:41:43,542 - Stop with it, you idiot, you gonna kill it, 526 00:41:44,292 --> 00:41:46,542 stop doing that, it gonna choke, I tell you 527 00:41:46,542 --> 00:41:49,083 - Hey, we should already be shooting, now! 528 00:41:49,083 --> 00:41:50,750 and your bullshit! 529 00:41:50,750 --> 00:41:53,333 Fuck, we are done now! 530 00:41:53,375 --> 00:41:56,042 We loose Madone, it's direct layoff... 531 00:41:56,042 --> 00:41:59,375 But you don't give a fuck, anyway, you'll always find a job 532 00:41:59,375 --> 00:42:01,583 at least, move your ass for the others! 533 00:42:01,583 --> 00:42:03,042 i don't even talk about me 534 00:42:03,042 --> 00:42:05,000 anyway, I know you despise me, you don't like me, 535 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,958 I'm just a little shitty salesman, that's it? 536 00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:10,625 Think about low wages, small posts, they will pay the price 537 00:42:10,625 --> 00:42:12,500 Jacqueline, at the accountancy, with her handicapped kid 538 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:14,208 45 yo, you think she will find a job? 539 00:42:14,208 --> 00:42:15,333 She can still dream on! 540 00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:18,500 ...and Momo who clean your shit up every evening, your coke, your porn mags 541 00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:19,542 He also can still dream on! 542 00:42:19,542 --> 00:42:22,417 Be humans, fuck! 543 00:42:22,417 --> 00:42:27,167 of course, it feels weird to him, realising he will shortly be homeless 544 00:42:27,167 --> 00:42:30,875 J.- F. Marolle has been programmed for a streetless existence 545 00:42:30,875 --> 00:42:33,417 He has accepted to be insulted and humiliated, during 15 years, 546 00:42:33,417 --> 00:42:37,167 by his employers and his customers, to be able to borrow money from Bank 547 00:42:37,167 --> 00:42:39,750 in order to acquire a 3 rooms in Levalois-Perret. 548 00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:43,375 - that's fine, come on we go, uh? 549 00:42:44,208 --> 00:42:45,250 - ok 550 00:42:45,250 --> 00:42:47,458 - come on, it's good, stand up 551 00:42:48,667 --> 00:42:52,667 He freaks out so much, he would almost become touching 552 00:42:55,333 --> 00:42:59,125 - So... The last-minute dung, ok? 553 00:42:59,125 --> 00:43:00,375 - absolutely 554 00:43:00,375 --> 00:43:01,958 - The dung... 555 00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:03,000 - A charming woman, 556 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,250 - neither too old, nor too young 557 00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:06,292 - neither blonde nor dark 558 00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,333 - chestnut? 559 00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:09,083 - dark 560 00:43:09,083 --> 00:43:12,542 - ... Performs small dance steps, wearing a tutu 561 00:43:12,542 --> 00:43:16,500 - ah no, no, no, a Vanna White's little shirt 562 00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:17,542 - I take 563 00:43:17,542 --> 00:43:20,667 She is on a beautiful seaside house's terrace 564 00:43:20,667 --> 00:43:21,708 decorated like in... 565 00:43:22,042 --> 00:43:23,083 - "Friends" 566 00:43:23,083 --> 00:43:24,958 - warm without being flashy 567 00:43:26,417 --> 00:43:28,292 she looks at the camera, she exclaims with a voice... 568 00:43:28,292 --> 00:43:31,292 - suave but authentical... 569 00:43:31,292 --> 00:43:32,333 - I'm pretty isn't it? 570 00:43:32,875 --> 00:43:35,875 no, I'm told I'm pretty... 571 00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:38,958 I'm said to be pretty, 572 00:43:38,958 --> 00:43:40,292 - but I don't ask myself the question 573 00:43:40,292 --> 00:43:42,583 - I'm quite simply myself! 574 00:43:42,583 --> 00:43:47,125 She grabs a Starlight pot she delicately opens 575 00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:48,500 - Neither too fast nor to slow, 576 00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:50,458 - before enjoying a spoonfull 577 00:43:50,458 --> 00:43:53,625 - she closes her eyes with pleasure, while enjoying the product 578 00:43:54,250 --> 00:43:55,208 - that's good, hu 579 00:43:55,208 --> 00:43:58,417 - in passing, 2 seconds plan, at least... 580 00:43:58,417 --> 00:43:59,458 - minimum, uh... 581 00:43:59,750 --> 00:44:01,625 - then, she looks straight to the camera: 582 00:44:01,625 --> 00:44:03,083 "My secret it's... 583 00:44:03,083 --> 00:44:04,667 - Starlight! 584 00:44:06,583 --> 00:44:08,125 scuse me... 585 00:44:08,125 --> 00:44:09,167 - Starlight... 586 00:44:09,583 --> 00:44:12,375 - So there you put the product demo... 587 00:44:12,458 --> 00:44:15,083 with 6 white cheeses, fat-free, with calcium, vitamins, proteins, 588 00:44:15,083 --> 00:44:18,208 to be healthy in head and body there's nothing better... 589 00:44:18,250 --> 00:44:19,250 - They will adore... 590 00:44:19,250 --> 00:44:21,458 - She resumes; 591 00:44:23,708 --> 00:44:25,208 Here is my secret, 592 00:44:25,208 --> 00:44:28,042 - but it's no more, since I told you all! 593 00:44:29,042 --> 00:44:30,125 - impish laugh, 594 00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:31,083 - not too much... 595 00:44:31,083 --> 00:44:34,667 - packshot, "Starlight to stay slim except head inside " 596 00:44:37,917 --> 00:44:39,333 - It's awesome; 597 00:44:39,333 --> 00:44:40,792 guys you blew me away! 598 00:44:41,583 --> 00:44:43,083 - it's in your email 599 00:44:43,083 --> 00:44:45,958 - Dulère gonna shit on his pants, when he'll see this 600 00:44:46,792 --> 00:44:50,042 - You have no self-esteem, I despise you, bite it 601 00:44:50,042 --> 00:44:51,458 - They gonna go mad! 602 00:44:51,458 --> 00:44:52,500 - Run away! 603 00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:54,792 - Uh Charly, we gonna bugger Madone once again... 604 00:44:54,792 --> 00:44:57,917 What?! yeah I'm coming, bitch... 605 00:44:59,417 --> 00:45:00,875 - Go check your emails out 606 00:45:08,125 --> 00:45:12,917 you're idiot, she's dead 607 00:45:36,167 --> 00:45:40,417 - I'm daddy, she's pregnant! 608 00:45:42,125 --> 00:45:44,917 - it's not true! It's working, it's true? 609 00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:55,292 - You never thought being model? 610 00:46:55,292 --> 00:46:56,333 - rather comedian, it's my dream 611 00:46:56,333 --> 00:47:00,500 I do lots of castings, but there are too many girls 612 00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:02,083 I heard I'm too "exotic" 613 00:47:03,583 --> 00:47:07,375 - If someday I hear of stuff, you'd like me to pull the strings for you? 614 00:47:08,625 --> 00:47:10,208 you know, I'm an important person 615 00:47:12,708 --> 00:47:14,792 - I'll make you 10% on your blow jobs 616 00:47:14,792 --> 00:47:19,542 That's true, to a professionnal like Tamara, Octave is a puzzling customer, 617 00:47:19,542 --> 00:47:22,250 he asks her to wear Obsession, a Sophie's perfume 618 00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:23,292 She appeases him 619 00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:26,208 Tamara is the call-girl he doesn't fuck 620 00:47:27,833 --> 00:47:29,417 - Come on 621 00:47:33,958 --> 00:47:38,125 wait wait ola, softly, light, light, cruising, 622 00:47:38,167 --> 00:47:41,083 respect yourself 623 00:47:42,042 --> 00:47:44,083 you got beautiful hair 624 00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:47,625 - that's additions 625 00:47:47,625 --> 00:47:50,167 - You got beautiful eyes 626 00:47:51,708 --> 00:47:53,542 - that's lenses 627 00:47:54,292 --> 00:47:56,625 - You got a beautiful breast 628 00:47:56,625 --> 00:47:59,167 - It's a wonderbra 629 00:48:05,917 --> 00:48:07,500 - You got beautiful legs 630 00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:11,042 - aah, at last a compliment! 631 00:48:15,208 --> 00:48:19,125 - stop! 632 00:48:19,667 --> 00:48:22,792 Why are you whoring? 633 00:48:22,792 --> 00:48:24,958 You're unhappy? 634 00:48:26,042 --> 00:48:28,417 - I'm never unhappy When I do... 635 00:48:30,917 --> 00:48:34,833 - To me it's the opposite, I call you not to be unhappy 636 00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:37,250 it's beautiful 637 00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:40,000 - You think some day we'll make love? 638 00:48:40,667 --> 00:48:43,542 - Call me back, Sophie, I regret 639 00:49:06,292 --> 00:49:10,875 Octave it's Jeff, I hope you had my messages on your cellphone, 640 00:49:10,875 --> 00:49:15,167 anyway your voicemail is full, anyway, I wanted to tell you 641 00:49:15,208 --> 00:49:19,792 I made Tamara comes, the actress you told me about 642 00:49:19,833 --> 00:49:23,750 by the way, she is terrific, if you can call me back that would be nice 643 00:49:23,750 --> 00:49:27,083 IT'S THE FIRST AND LAST TIME YOU SEE YOUR DAUGHTER. Sophie 644 00:49:27,083 --> 00:49:29,625 It's 18:00, you can pass at the office, 645 00:49:29,625 --> 00:49:31,667 I hope you don't have personnal worries 646 00:49:36,042 --> 00:49:41,625 Octave, It's Jeff again, call me back, I went out to have a run 647 00:49:41,625 --> 00:49:44,958 I pass at the office back, I try to call you on your cellphone 648 00:49:44,958 --> 00:49:52,125 So, Octave, I've called all Paris clubs, you're not under the tables 649 00:49:52,125 --> 00:49:59,083 You would be nice to call me back, I hope you have no worries... 650 00:51:17,083 --> 00:51:22,000 - Octave! Fuck! where have you been? 651 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:26,208 Where have you been? You have had my mess...? 652 00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:27,250 - Leave me alone! 653 00:52:09,792 --> 00:52:12,500 I'm on a bad 654 00:52:29,375 --> 00:52:33,542 - Darling, Eric Won the match! - I scored 3 goals! 655 00:52:33,542 --> 00:52:35,542 - Eric has won the match! 656 00:52:35,583 --> 00:52:42,083 there honey, A beautiful chocolate bar, filled with good milk moss for your growth 657 00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:50,750 - Hello! 658 00:52:54,917 --> 00:52:59,167 - Have you seen a cute chick passing, here, leaving from here, she was in yellow 659 00:52:59,167 --> 00:53:03,583 - ah, ah, Eric has won the match! - I scored 3 goals! 660 00:53:03,583 --> 00:53:09,375 - Ok, it's over, you can leave, you can stop, all is over, you can go back home, 661 00:53:09,375 --> 00:53:11,000 All here don't exist! 662 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,542 Look at yourselves, you match with nothing, 663 00:53:13,542 --> 00:53:16,417 your aspect, your hairdos, your white teeth, everything, 664 00:53:16,417 --> 00:53:19,750 the blotch, here; dirt with clean around, it doesn't exist, 665 00:53:19,750 --> 00:53:21,750 nobody, blotch hiself like that, you understand? 666 00:53:21,750 --> 00:53:23,667 - Eric has won the match! 667 00:53:23,667 --> 00:53:25,875 - Look at your mouthes, you are Danish, 668 00:53:25,875 --> 00:53:27,458 You're overdub 669 00:53:27,458 --> 00:53:32,625 You're not synchro, I am, I've got a micro, you understand? 670 00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:36,792 - Eric has won the match! - I scored 3 goals! 671 00:53:36,792 --> 00:53:38,958 - What match? Fuckin shit! What match? 672 00:53:38,958 --> 00:53:41,708 What sort of match? Foot, tennis, waterpolo? What...? 673 00:53:43,125 --> 00:53:45,042 Numbers of birds in here, it's crazy! 674 00:53:45,042 --> 00:53:46,083 What's your alimentation like? 675 00:53:48,958 --> 00:53:52,500 - A beautiful chocolate bar, filled with good milk moss 676 00:53:52,500 --> 00:53:53,542 for your growth 677 00:53:58,875 --> 00:54:00,792 - Could you turn that music off, it's a pain... 678 00:54:02,250 --> 00:54:04,542 - You're walking on crosses, This orange juice is fake, 679 00:54:04,542 --> 00:54:07,542 this plate is glued, look, there's a technician here, look 680 00:54:07,542 --> 00:54:12,458 there are cameras everywhere! look! look, go away... 681 00:54:15,792 --> 00:54:20,792 ah yeah, look! look! 682 00:54:26,917 --> 00:54:29,042 what this rails here?! we'll tumble down! 683 00:54:32,083 --> 00:54:34,792 - Hello girls, - Hello Jeff 684 00:54:34,792 --> 00:54:36,833 Here, at the Ross and Witchcraft, the customer is always right 685 00:54:36,833 --> 00:54:38,542 and the customer is you 686 00:54:38,542 --> 00:54:40,958 Stéphanie, give me the call! 687 00:54:40,958 --> 00:54:44,083 Yes, Jean-Christian, how is the little family? 688 00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:47,500 you'll always have the last word 689 00:54:48,042 --> 00:54:51,833 yes, I read your proposition, It's really a great idea! 690 00:54:51,833 --> 00:54:54,583 ah yes, it's terrific, really, good bye! 691 00:54:54,583 --> 00:54:56,375 See you wednesday! 692 00:54:57,708 --> 00:55:01,083 Even if it's not your job, we'll make you feel important 693 00:55:01,792 --> 00:55:03,833 You won't come to us by any chance 694 00:55:05,250 --> 00:55:09,083 the World is a concept and your concept we'll be ours 695 00:55:14,292 --> 00:55:15,833 - It feels good 696 00:55:18,708 --> 00:55:25,292 for my anus, I use R&W, "smell and flavour", thereby, with one touch 697 00:55:25,292 --> 00:55:27,792 I keep my anus and my breath fresh... 698 00:55:38,417 --> 00:55:47,583 - It's charming... relax, try to quiet down, it's gonna be allright 699 00:55:47,583 --> 00:55:48,625 try to appease yourself, 700 00:55:50,042 --> 00:55:53,667 I'm here, I'll be just behind the ambulance... 701 00:55:53,708 --> 00:55:55,458 - He's gonna die! - it's ok, it's ok, 702 00:55:55,458 --> 00:55:56,500 - He's gonna die! - Go away, go away! 703 00:55:56,500 --> 00:55:59,292 - Let him breath! Here we go 704 00:56:02,583 --> 00:56:05,458 - Prepare me some adrenalin, - block, block 705 00:56:08,042 --> 00:56:09,167 - Charge 706 00:56:43,083 --> 00:56:45,500 - We're loosing him 707 00:57:43,917 --> 00:57:45,708 Octave is back from the dead 708 00:58:04,792 --> 00:58:07,500 To him, life without cocaïne is nearly a discover 709 00:58:08,958 --> 00:58:11,375 It's a bit like a life without Tv to others 710 00:58:11,375 --> 00:58:15,958 Everything is slower, and it quickly gets bored 711 00:58:38,708 --> 00:58:43,042 He tells himself, maybe that's the secret that would save the world: 712 00:58:43,042 --> 00:58:46,167 accepting boredom 713 00:58:48,250 --> 00:58:51,375 ...Not easy... 714 00:59:11,958 --> 00:59:14,500 Jeff never hold a grudge towards him for the punch 715 00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:16,917 finally, he's nice Jeff 716 00:59:16,917 --> 00:59:19,875 - He looks fine, uh? - not so much 717 00:59:19,917 --> 00:59:20,542 - yes, he looks fine 718 00:59:20,542 --> 00:59:25,375 Octave and Jeff could die together it would be good for society 719 00:59:25,375 --> 00:59:30,875 - Octave, you're ok? You look really well today 720 00:59:30,875 --> 00:59:31,917 it's a pleasure 721 00:59:34,750 --> 00:59:36,167 - it's a pleasure to see you 722 00:59:41,083 --> 00:59:42,917 I have something to tell you 723 00:59:42,917 --> 00:59:44,958 - well, we'll talk in the car 724 00:59:47,583 --> 00:59:49,375 - I take your bag 725 01:00:06,208 --> 01:00:11,250 - him, the Octave's new friend it's Pyjaman 726 01:00:16,542 --> 01:00:21,125 Marc Maronnier is dead, Octave and the other humans 727 01:00:21,125 --> 01:00:23,167 from the agency were shocked by Marc's Suicide 728 01:00:23,292 --> 01:00:26,917 but to say his gesture surprised them, would be a lie 729 01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:29,500 - I was feeling it comes - I didn't expected it at all 730 01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:34,875 - I expected it, to speak positive things, at Madone they are 100%... 731 01:00:34,875 --> 01:00:38,083 At the agency upon Starlight, everything's going as expected 732 01:00:38,083 --> 01:00:41,042 the train of mediocrity, hasn't run a minute late 733 01:00:41,042 --> 01:00:43,167 rather, It has even got ahead; 734 01:00:43,167 --> 01:00:44,208 page setting of the dung 735 01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:46,458 presenting at Madone 736 01:00:46,458 --> 01:00:47,500 appreciating at 200% 737 01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:50,125 buying of even more broadcasting spaces 738 01:00:50,125 --> 01:00:51,167 congratulating 739 01:00:51,167 --> 01:00:52,208 traiting genius 740 01:00:54,292 --> 01:00:56,875 - Sophie, you have news? 741 01:01:00,958 --> 01:01:02,250 - Precisely, - She went away to Canada, 742 01:01:02,292 --> 01:01:03,667 she has resigned 743 01:01:22,375 --> 01:01:26,542 Marc were fired, at the agency seminary, 744 01:01:26,542 --> 01:01:30,542 on the beach, on sunset he shot a bullet in his head 745 01:01:30,542 --> 01:01:34,125 In advertising, when oneself join up with spacetime's Matrix 746 01:01:34,125 --> 01:01:38,375 there are no articles in the papers, no half-mast posters, 747 01:01:38,375 --> 01:01:39,417 no souvenir show, 748 01:01:40,583 --> 01:01:42,750 only remains unsold stock options 749 01:01:42,750 --> 01:01:47,042 when a publicist join up god, he's replaced with an alive publicist 750 01:01:48,875 --> 01:01:51,000 Marc, I'll avenge you 751 01:01:54,250 --> 01:01:55,875 - watch out, it's fragile... 752 01:01:55,875 --> 01:01:57,208 Arriving at the PPM, 753 01:01:57,208 --> 01:02:01,250 PPM it means, in american, Pre production Meeting 754 01:02:01,250 --> 01:02:06,542 It's to say the last meeting where every details are decided before the shooting 755 01:02:06,542 --> 01:02:09,208 the meeting syndrome at the top 756 01:02:09,250 --> 01:02:12,375 the one who's just 34 yo, and who already speaks to herself 757 01:02:12,375 --> 01:02:14,458 it's Fabienne, the tvprod 758 01:02:16,750 --> 01:02:19,167 single under prozac, she always do her best 759 01:02:19,167 --> 01:02:22,375 it's tiring her enormously, but so are we, 760 01:02:26,375 --> 01:02:32,375 - Right, before starting that meeting, I'd like us to have a touched thought 761 01:02:32,375 --> 01:02:37,208 for Marc Maronnier, who left us tragically some days ago 762 01:02:37,208 --> 01:02:43,708 a though for the great professional he was, but above all for the man 763 01:02:49,958 --> 01:02:53,250 concerning the Jean Christian's confirmation mail, shooting list precisions 764 01:02:53,250 --> 01:02:55,667 It was phone contacts for the shooting, everybody agree with it? 765 01:02:55,667 --> 01:02:57,958 - It must be a yoghurt in the life 766 01:03:00,875 --> 01:03:05,042 moreover, the laptop on the table idea for the packshot it's perfect, it's modern 767 01:03:05,042 --> 01:03:11,292 It makes it cash... Giovanni what does he think about it? 768 01:03:12,542 --> 01:03:14,208 - Giovanni M. Dulère 769 01:03:18,042 --> 01:03:22,417 Him, it's Giovanni Del Toro, he has been chosen cause he is very pro 770 01:03:25,167 --> 01:03:27,500 translate: he lay down face to the agency 771 01:03:29,417 --> 01:03:32,625 - If everybody agree, we can proceed to casting now, Charly... 772 01:03:32,625 --> 01:03:37,167 Now at this moment, Customer must choose the human being 773 01:03:37,167 --> 01:03:39,750 who will better embody his product, it's always a bit sensitive point 774 01:03:40,833 --> 01:03:44,875 - There are our 2 choices for the Starlight woman 775 01:03:44,875 --> 01:03:48,875 Jennifer you can reach at 88-60-90 776 01:03:51,250 --> 01:03:53,833 We love her, she is fresh, she is modern 777 01:03:53,833 --> 01:03:59,125 - What's that mess? what's that black? 778 01:03:59,125 --> 01:04:02,750 Jeff, restrain your guys, cause we're again starting whatever off 779 01:04:02,750 --> 01:04:04,583 scuse me, I'm not racist, but no... 780 01:04:04,583 --> 01:04:07,958 at a pinch, the day we bring a Starlight Chocolate out 781 01:04:08,042 --> 01:04:13,167 why not, but here it's not my fault, if our youghurt is white 782 01:04:13,167 --> 01:04:16,250 Blacks it's too much segmenting 783 01:04:16,250 --> 01:04:17,292 - it produces too much anxiety 784 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:21,083 - I'm ok to be open-minded, but there are limits 785 01:04:22,042 --> 01:04:24,917 - So we reach too much africanity, not enought francity, we agree? 786 01:04:24,917 --> 01:04:30,833 - too much africanity, not enought... - africanity not enought francity, 787 01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:34,375 - There, it's better, that's better, 788 01:04:34,375 --> 01:04:37,792 it's even really good, 789 01:04:37,792 --> 01:04:39,792 she is really good that Tarama... 790 01:04:39,833 --> 01:04:41,667 - Tamara - Yes, Trama... 791 01:04:41,958 --> 01:04:46,667 - Superb, she's totally in the brand values 792 01:04:57,042 --> 01:05:00,375 - it's Madone proper picture 793 01:05:00,375 --> 01:05:01,417 it's superb 794 01:05:02,542 --> 01:05:05,000 - it's different? - it's different, 795 01:05:05,042 --> 01:05:07,667 Excuse me, she looks less prostitute than the previous one 796 01:05:07,667 --> 01:05:08,708 - that's right 797 01:05:10,250 --> 01:05:11,667 - it's completely Starlight 798 01:05:11,667 --> 01:05:17,375 - that's no more and no less than Jennifer Lopez, more junior, more trendy 799 01:05:17,375 --> 01:05:20,417 - It wouldn't be still too much africanicity? 800 01:05:23,292 --> 01:05:26,042 - You can brighten her face a little, in post-prod? 801 01:05:26,042 --> 01:05:29,083 - Completely, we'll rework the tone, during the calibration, no problem 802 01:05:29,083 --> 01:05:31,667 - Ok Bingo! That's her 803 01:05:31,667 --> 01:05:32,708 - So, we optionalize it 804 01:05:35,375 --> 01:05:39,417 The meeting lasted 7 hours, 7 hours of jerk-off 805 01:05:39,417 --> 01:05:40,458 with some piece of bravery... 806 01:05:40,458 --> 01:05:41,917 - Gagnant, anything else? 807 01:05:41,917 --> 01:05:42,958 - Eh, yes, important, 808 01:05:46,208 --> 01:05:50,833 - I'd like us to validate the green density of the lawn, now 809 01:05:50,875 --> 01:05:54,542 Well in brief, it's bootlickin' it's titillating, it's nit-picking 810 01:05:54,542 --> 01:05:58,375 it's diddling at night, as usually, 811 01:05:58,417 --> 01:06:03,250 and during hours... - up, up, down, 812 01:06:05,542 --> 01:06:11,125 right, right, up, up, up,... 813 01:06:11,125 --> 01:06:13,958 It looks like if it were nothing, that small meeting, to you, 814 01:06:13,958 --> 01:06:16,083 completely surrealist and entertaining 815 01:06:16,833 --> 01:06:18,625 and yet... 816 01:06:18,625 --> 01:06:21,792 - It's not for you, there will be chocolate, after and before 817 01:06:21,792 --> 01:06:24,000 - not a custard tart! - it will be after 818 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:29,625 - Chocolate mousse! - Stop it kids, stop it, 819 01:06:43,583 --> 01:06:45,875 that's enough kids! 820 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:28,167 Pay cheaper, cheaper, it's cheaper for you 821 01:07:48,792 --> 01:07:52,375 - Validated, perfect! 822 01:07:52,375 --> 01:07:56,167 - I think we're totally focused, here - 7 hours meeting, I think we did a good job 823 01:07:56,167 --> 01:08:00,500 - I personally really enjoyed myself, - good, there will be fewer 824 01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:02,667 - really, really good meeting, Corinne, I like a lot your work 825 01:08:02,667 --> 01:08:05,125 - No but my name is Fabienne, - Welcome at the Ross 826 01:08:05,125 --> 01:08:06,625 - I'm working here for 5 years 827 01:08:06,625 --> 01:08:10,667 - Look at this! Octave is already set to go to Miami 828 01:08:10,667 --> 01:08:14,958 He has yet his little bag, bloody Octave! 829 01:09:20,167 --> 01:09:24,125 - Tamara it's really good, honestly, come on spit! 830 01:09:24,125 --> 01:09:25,833 there, softly... 831 01:09:28,333 --> 01:09:30,292 - Still respect yourself... 832 01:09:34,125 --> 01:09:35,000 it's really good, 833 01:09:35,042 --> 01:09:37,708 but just a little bit greedier, please, 834 01:09:37,750 --> 01:09:40,375 offer us it, give it to me, greedier, 835 01:09:40,583 --> 01:09:42,708 think about closing your eyes when swallowing, ok? 836 01:09:42,750 --> 01:09:43,500 - yes, 837 01:09:43,542 --> 01:09:45,500 - One has to feel the pleasure in your throat 838 01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:46,250 come on, act it for me, 839 01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:50,000 right, cloose you eyes while swallowing 840 01:09:50,042 --> 01:09:51,083 you take your time, 841 01:09:51,083 --> 01:09:53,125 that was good what you did in the end 842 01:09:53,167 --> 01:09:55,958 really good, more smiley at the end than at the start 843 01:09:55,958 --> 01:09:59,000 that's the product benefit, that make you fresh, happy and blooming, ok? 844 01:10:00,417 --> 01:10:04,792 We're here, we rule, of course you keep, interior, 845 01:10:04,792 --> 01:10:08,417 but you give to the other, you rule, you take, without never... 846 01:10:08,417 --> 01:10:12,250 because otherwise we are... but, rise the product up 847 01:10:12,250 --> 01:10:18,500 there, mysterious, that's right look at the product, look at us 848 01:10:18,500 --> 01:10:19,750 and offer Starlight! 849 01:10:20,750 --> 01:10:23,833 there that's it! we do it again 850 01:10:28,375 --> 01:10:29,583 - it's really... 851 01:11:10,458 --> 01:11:12,875 - It's good? - Huge, nothing to do... 852 01:11:13,833 --> 01:11:16,208 don't you think? - superb 853 01:11:21,292 --> 01:11:24,000 It was the last take of the day, 854 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:27,208 and the more important for an ad film; the packshot 855 01:11:28,542 --> 01:11:36,375 hours of lighting, each minor details matters, yoghurt choice, the spoon, 856 01:11:39,417 --> 01:11:42,292 In fact the jerk-off Everest 857 01:11:54,833 --> 01:11:57,542 - Best thing is to do a balled up on Starlight, I think... 858 01:11:57,542 --> 01:11:58,583 - It's really well done! 859 01:11:58,583 --> 01:12:01,042 - All right - No that's shit and you know it, 860 01:12:01,042 --> 01:12:03,000 you see the two fuckers, there? 861 01:12:06,542 --> 01:12:08,583 - I've always known we could count on him 862 01:12:08,583 --> 01:12:10,792 - I want make them cry, after the take, 863 01:12:10,792 --> 01:12:12,917 you hang on the chief cameraman for 10 minutes 864 01:12:12,917 --> 01:12:14,500 we'll shoot our version 865 01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:16,542 a stuff never done before 866 01:12:16,542 --> 01:12:18,708 a commando operation 867 01:12:18,708 --> 01:12:21,125 - With what he put in his turbinate bone, he won't go far... 868 01:12:21,125 --> 01:12:27,667 - It's an artist, it works like that artists, 869 01:12:27,667 --> 01:12:34,250 simple customer, we'll find another one 870 01:12:38,792 --> 01:12:41,417 Octave I wanted to tell you how much you impressed me 871 01:12:41,417 --> 01:12:45,250 Thank you, Octave, thank you for your involvement 872 01:12:45,250 --> 01:12:51,333 I know this script wasn't your favourite... 873 01:12:51,333 --> 01:12:54,292 You played the game as a great professional 874 01:12:54,292 --> 01:12:58,833 Obviously, Alfred Dulère is a bick prick even abroad 875 01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:01,583 - See you soon, - See you very soon 876 01:13:01,583 --> 01:13:04,000 - So, we've got a plane to take 877 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,292 - Yes, didn't you want to salute Tamara? 878 01:13:06,292 --> 01:13:10,417 - oh, yes Tamara... yes, Gagnant! I leave you my house keys 879 01:13:10,417 --> 01:13:11,458 details Diana, details! 880 01:13:11,458 --> 01:13:15,292 - Buddy come see, you're ready? - yes 881 01:13:15,292 --> 01:13:16,333 - You're ready? - Yes 882 01:13:16,375 --> 01:13:22,167 - Wait, wait, They propose us the creative director post 883 01:13:22,167 --> 01:13:25,667 250.000 F per month, plus expense claims, paid apartment, company porsches 884 01:13:25,667 --> 01:13:29,167 company bitches, stock options, well there, coke that's the Everest 885 01:13:29,167 --> 01:13:31,875 - No - But yes, you must say yes! 886 01:13:31,875 --> 01:13:34,750 - No, no, no - Why? 887 01:13:34,750 --> 01:13:38,792 - Because I got more turn-on, more revolutionary 888 01:13:38,833 --> 01:13:41,333 - That's what? - After... 889 01:13:43,750 --> 01:13:45,500 - We shot the pack 890 01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:48,333 no, skip it, this movie is shit 891 01:13:53,458 --> 01:13:56,667 - But it's important, the packshot! - After Fabienne, after 892 01:14:03,708 --> 01:14:07,667 US 893 01:14:11,167 --> 01:14:12,792 Wa have succeeded 894 01:14:12,792 --> 01:14:16,583 Our version was in the can, we were kings, we were the strongest 895 01:14:17,625 --> 01:14:20,333 Here it is, I was cameback 896 01:16:11,958 --> 01:16:17,750 - That's weird, that stuff don't go forth anymore 897 01:17:07,417 --> 01:17:09,708 - Try again 898 01:18:52,625 --> 01:18:56,375 - May I serve you something? Tea, coffee? 899 01:19:01,958 --> 01:19:04,292 Madam, sir, would you like a drink? 900 01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:09,875 I stayed cloistered at home, 901 01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:12,625 crying and systematicly stumbling upon Sophie's answerphone 902 01:19:13,208 --> 01:19:16,583 In the meantime, Charly, that fuckhead, had already answered for us both, 903 01:19:16,583 --> 01:19:19,333 I just had to sign the papers 904 01:19:19,333 --> 01:19:25,792 visually, Creative Director initials, it makes D.C. 905 01:19:25,792 --> 01:19:26,833 Young blood at R.&W. 906 01:19:26,833 --> 01:19:29,583 - ahh, you're no dorks! You could have smiled a bit more, 907 01:19:29,583 --> 01:19:31,042 but you are no dorks! 908 01:19:31,042 --> 01:19:36,833 It's in the whole Ross' Name, I raise my glass to our new two Creative Directors: 909 01:19:36,833 --> 01:19:39,250 Octave and Charly 910 01:19:41,458 --> 01:19:45,583 Yes Stephanie, wait, speak louder... - Come on, 911 01:19:45,583 --> 01:19:46,750 - What the cops!? - have a drink 912 01:19:49,167 --> 01:19:52,333 - Well, ok, let them come up, yeah 913 01:19:53,750 --> 01:19:59,667 Police wants to see you, They're coming up 914 01:20:10,625 --> 01:20:14,708 - Hello, - Hello Octave, Mrs and Mr. Lacase 915 01:20:14,708 --> 01:20:16,417 on the phone, Sophie's parents 916 01:20:16,417 --> 01:20:17,667 - Oh hi, how are you? 917 01:20:17,667 --> 01:20:22,708 - Inspector Parretti, we come for Octave Parengo and Charly 918 01:20:22,708 --> 01:20:25,167 - We heard your messages, on Sophie's mobile phone 919 01:20:25,167 --> 01:20:28,500 and we don't well understand 920 01:20:28,500 --> 01:20:30,917 our daughter commited suicide, Octave 921 01:20:30,917 --> 01:20:31,958 - Wanted for murder 922 01:20:35,417 --> 01:20:38,417 - it's because of you, She commited suicide in Senegal 923 01:20:38,417 --> 01:20:41,917 with her friend, Marc, you understand? 924 01:20:41,917 --> 01:20:44,958 She fired a gun's bullet in her face, Octave - I understand 925 01:20:53,542 --> 01:20:55,792 - It's better, I can eventually call you back? 926 01:20:55,792 --> 01:20:57,833 cause I'm here at a meeting now, 927 01:20:57,875 --> 01:21:00,708 I can't really answer you, I call you back on Tuesday 928 01:21:00,750 --> 01:21:05,042 ok? kisses... - Octave you're fired! 929 01:21:05,042 --> 01:21:08,625 - Now it's too late, it had to be done earlier, I'm sorry... 930 01:21:08,625 --> 01:21:11,125 - This boy is a real shit 931 01:21:11,125 --> 01:21:14,292 - what are you doing here? - I quit my life, by myself! 932 01:21:14,292 --> 01:21:15,958 - Get him! he's buggering off! 933 01:21:15,958 --> 01:21:18,125 - Wait, it's ok, it's ok - Get him! 934 01:21:21,250 --> 01:21:23,208 - it's allright 935 01:21:28,125 --> 01:21:30,542 - I've an idea, I gonna... 936 01:21:31,167 --> 01:21:32,625 - You stay here! 937 01:22:09,042 --> 01:22:10,625 - It's locked! 938 01:22:27,292 --> 01:22:30,917 - Tamara, Alfred, Alfred Dulère, 939 01:22:30,917 --> 01:22:33,917 Tell-me, would you fancy a small dinner at the silver tower, 940 01:22:33,917 --> 01:22:38,125 one of these evenings? And I have a little surprise for you 941 01:22:41,292 --> 01:22:43,042 - Put your gun away 942 01:22:46,083 --> 01:22:48,167 - Parengo don't mess up! 943 01:22:50,875 --> 01:22:54,833 Come back Parengo! don't do it, I tell you! 944 01:23:24,583 --> 01:23:27,208 Give me your hand, stop that! 945 01:23:57,917 --> 01:24:03,000 everything is temporary: Love, Art, planet Earth 946 01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:05,417 you, me 947 01:24:06,458 --> 01:24:07,833 particulary me. 948 01:24:23,083 --> 01:24:27,083 PROJECTION TEST You're part of a pre-test panel 949 01:24:27,083 --> 01:24:31,500 Option END n°2 950 01:24:39,875 --> 01:24:44,083 - Octave, fuck, I am in a mid-bad, enormous... I'm not fine at all 951 01:24:44,083 --> 01:24:49,583 - Yes good evening, do you want champagne? Amuse la bouche? 952 01:24:50,750 --> 01:24:52,042 - Thanks madam, 953 01:24:53,292 --> 01:24:55,542 - I didn't come here to croak with you, 954 01:24:55,542 --> 01:24:59,250 There's a little girl waiting for me in Marocco, all I do is for her 955 01:25:00,875 --> 01:25:01,958 - What's that? 956 01:25:02,458 --> 01:25:06,458 - Vomit, you both swallowed this shit together 957 01:25:13,583 --> 01:25:15,833 - You puked on yourselves 958 01:25:28,292 --> 01:25:32,375 - Fuck, Octave, I believed we had killed people 959 01:25:32,375 --> 01:25:35,917 I believed we were pursued by the cops, I was too scared, no joke... 960 01:25:35,917 --> 01:25:39,208 - Me too, - Come here 961 01:25:50,708 --> 01:25:54,917 At this instant, we were beautiful inside but pitiful outside... 962 01:26:01,625 --> 01:26:03,875 - Stop laughing, fuck! 963 01:26:07,083 --> 01:26:10,875 Deep inside us, very deeply, it was a new birth 964 01:26:11,750 --> 01:26:14,250 The universe was offering us a second chance 965 01:26:15,917 --> 01:26:17,792 - Thank you - And there are your baggages... 966 01:26:17,792 --> 01:26:19,750 - No, that's fine, I'll take it, thank you 967 01:26:30,958 --> 01:26:36,125 Dulère had to be blast, then disapear, very quickly 968 01:26:36,125 --> 01:26:39,083 To help me realeasing the commercial, I connected the AAF guys, 969 01:26:39,083 --> 01:26:43,625 the Anti-Ads Front, a secret activist small group, Charly dug out on internet 970 01:26:43,625 --> 01:26:45,917 - You behave, exactely like them, here... Watch out seb... 971 01:26:45,917 --> 01:26:46,958 - Like them, Why? 972 01:26:46,958 --> 01:26:49,542 - Excuse me to tell you that, but you do verbal marketing here 973 01:26:49,542 --> 01:26:52,000 - Wait, I'm doing verbal marketing?! You know what you're sayin here? 974 01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:54,583 - A terrorist attack should be tried 975 01:26:54,583 --> 01:26:58,333 Like Hud, he had got a good job, at the Channel 1 Ad section 976 01:26:58,333 --> 01:27:00,583 it's him who has broadcasted the film on live... 977 01:27:03,375 --> 01:27:09,292 Here it is, Octave is dead, and so is his car 978 01:27:31,708 --> 01:27:36,292 But I couldn't leave this world, without savouring my victory 979 01:27:46,792 --> 01:27:48,000 - Excuse me president... 980 01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:54,083 Yes? Well, ok, of course... 981 01:27:55,083 --> 01:27:57,500 you can turn on the television on first channel? 982 01:27:57,542 --> 01:27:58,833 - My pleasure, mister 983 01:27:58,833 --> 01:28:01,875 - it's good, we're watching - Here it is, thank you, 984 01:28:01,875 --> 01:28:03,958 it will be awesome, director! 985 01:28:08,542 --> 01:28:09,583 We'll rip it up! 986 01:28:09,583 --> 01:28:12,750 Tests are super positives, I think we can say it, 987 01:28:12,792 --> 01:28:18,625 - Yes my dear - Finally, They're friendly, 988 01:28:18,625 --> 01:28:22,000 and we live strong things 989 01:28:28,792 --> 01:28:31,792 - Look my dear, I think it's going to begin 990 01:29:11,667 --> 01:29:15,417 - Sorry; I feel stupid, I'll do it again - Hello, here it's Starlight 991 01:29:15,417 --> 01:29:18,750 a new diet yoghurt, that's strictly without any relevance 992 01:29:20,833 --> 01:29:23,167 So why are we trying to sell it to you? 993 01:29:23,167 --> 01:29:27,208 because we've got goals, we have numbers to make 994 01:29:27,208 --> 01:29:29,708 What did you think? You think we're having fun, here? 995 01:29:29,708 --> 01:29:31,875 - You know how much costs 30 sec of peoples brain 996 01:29:31,875 --> 01:29:34,333 who's watching tv at this hour? 400.000 F 997 01:29:34,333 --> 01:29:37,000 So how do we do? With what do we pay this? 998 01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:38,792 and our executives, how do we pay them? 999 01:29:38,792 --> 01:29:41,792 Wait, our CEO for example, which salary is nearly closed 1000 01:29:41,792 --> 01:29:43,875 Burkina Faso PIB, eh? 1001 01:29:43,875 --> 01:29:45,583 What do we pay him with? Where do we find the cash? 1002 01:29:45,583 --> 01:29:47,417 And our shareholders? the investors? 1003 01:29:47,417 --> 01:29:50,083 How we do? How we do? How we do? 1004 01:29:50,125 --> 01:29:51,292 - Fuck that's disgusting! 1005 01:29:51,292 --> 01:29:54,417 So now, turn your lil'tv off, take your lil'coin holder, 1006 01:29:54,417 --> 01:29:56,208 and go directly to the supermarket to sell off stocks, 1007 01:29:56,208 --> 01:29:58,333 12.000 tons are to gobble up! 1008 01:30:26,708 --> 01:30:31,333 Madone, buy it, otherwise it won't sell up 1009 01:30:31,333 --> 01:30:33,917 Who is slim in his head? 1010 01:30:54,250 --> 01:30:56,750 - Anyway, we can't say you give your customers shit... 1011 01:31:22,042 --> 01:31:29,375 I was savouring my revolution, I was disappearing... Far 1012 01:31:33,042 --> 01:31:34,667 learn to live differently 1013 01:31:37,208 --> 01:31:39,583 My friend Pyjaman told me about the jungle 1014 01:39:50,875 --> 01:39:55,708 Each year, the world-wide budget 1015 01:39:55,708 --> 01:39:58,625 spent on advertising arise 500 billion dollars. 1016 01:39:58,750 --> 01:40:01,542 An UN study estimate that only 10% of that ammount 1017 01:40:01,583 --> 01:40:06,583 would be necessary to divide by two starvation in the world