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Turn!

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Nodwick.

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Stay here until we return!

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Aye, my Lord

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Mort Kemnon!

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Uninvited guests...

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Your reign of terror ends here!

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By the light of Therin you shall fall!

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What good is the light of your goddess?

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She can not help you...

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...here.

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No...

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We're...

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...doomed.

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Fastidian!

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This does not end here!

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Yes it does... for you.

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Craaaaap!!

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Was there a reason you didn't turn those ghouls?

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Since that would've helped us... not die?

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Guys...

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Maybe you should have detected the trap, Cass.
Green Mouse would be proud.

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That was an AMBUSH, not a TRAP.

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Even you should know the difference.

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Oh by the way... way to defend
the cleric there, Conan.

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You lived..oh what... six seconds?

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Real smart giving them clear path to the healer.

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Look! Guys...

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I didn't see you helping!

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In fact, I saw you dying
like a whiny little peasant!

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Maybe I was dying...

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...because our battle-dealer wasn't doing his job!

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How am I supposed to kill everything
in the room when I get flanked?

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You are supposed to keep people of my ass

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And you are supposed to keep healing me!

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Which brings me to my lack of powers
which I didn't have after I lost them!

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Did I mention losing my powers?

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GUYS!

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And if he hadn't cut you off
we totally would have had him

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Yeah... I didn't even know it was
possible cutting of a cleric of his god.

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It's not... not in the core rules it isn't

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It does fit the story!

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It doesn't fit the rules!

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Story trumps rules!

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Again with this argument...

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Boss... we're down to our
last copy of "Pizza Tattoo"

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And of course I can't expect you

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to know where we keep our products
seeing as how you work for me

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Argue on!!

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What would you rather have?

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A fantasy world with its
own mysteries and pitfalls

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...or... just another cookie cutter
setting with no real surprises?

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You should have told us that in your world
the cleric could be cut off of his god!

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Why should I told you that?

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Gary... would you have played a cleric if
you've known it's allowed to shut him down?

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Hell no!

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That's player knowledge, not character knowledge!

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You know but your character wouldn't

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That is so cheap! Cheap cheap cheap!

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It is not cool to let a character advance
that far and pull something that huge on him!

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It was supposed to be a nasty surprise!

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Something you weren't expecting

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And because it was so unexpected the party died!

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This is what happens when you mess with the rules!

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What were you thinking?

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Maybe... that it would force you to ROLE-PLAY!

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What do you think we were doing!?

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Guys... come on!

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Same time next week?

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I'm good!

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The new expansion for "Samurai
Baseball" comes out next friday

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Looks very cool... you
strike out you commit seppuku

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No... we play this very game..

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The same campaign?

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We played it twice already?

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You guys wanna do my campaign again?

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No.

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I have a reputation? There is no game
on this shelves that can beat me!

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So what kind of gamer would I be if I let
some unpublished mod give the best of us?

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Thanks, Cass. That's real... thoughtful.

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Hey, Gwen...

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Hey, Mitch...

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Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick?

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God... I don't know why that keeps happening?

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Listen! We need two more players!

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Dude.. I've got work in the morning!

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No! Dick! For your campaign.

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It's why we keep dying. We need
a more well-rounded party.

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Listen... it's only so much damaged
three mad hombres can do, right?

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Oh Cesar... didn't see that one coming did you?

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Are you guys still gaming?

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We're playing TimeValentin.

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We need to go back through time and
beat the crap out of historical figures

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I totally bushwhacked Abraham Lincoln.

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Don't you have class in the morning?

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Yeah. In like five hours? Why?

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Take that Jesus!

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Hey I gotta go... it's almost my turn

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Who is the messiah now?

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I'm never going to finish this freaking module!

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Party died again?

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They never try anything new and
then they blame me when they die

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Ungrateful munchkins!

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I'm really kind of pissed off!

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And that has nothing to do
with your writers block?

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I do not have writers block!

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I know exactly how the story ends.

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I just don't know how to get there.

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Obviously neither do your players.

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How am I supposed to finish a
modules based on a adventure

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...if we never finish the adventure?

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Just run them through until they win...
or your heads explodes.

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We're gonna start all over again
once we have a few new players

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Mark.

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Mark, why don't you join?

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You used to game all the time in College!

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I haven't gamed since the "incident"

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Total party wipeout?

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Like you couldn't even imagine.

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Hey Cass.

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Lodge.

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Mark, I haven't seen you in a long time.

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It's like I forgot you even exist.

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Yeah... I get that a lot.

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Ah... found one of the newbies!

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Oh, do I know him?

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Her.

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Joanna keeps bugging me to get her involved..

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...so I figured we make her a fighter.
It's easy enough to play.

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Joanna? Your ex Joanna?

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She will be joining us?

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Yes... finally!

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What's wrong, Lodge?

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Never played with a girl before?

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See you scrubs tomorrow

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Apparently we're leaving..

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See you at Leo's...

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...I'll try not to slow things down to much

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Ohh... ehh... wait

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Here. Player's Handbook. It's got all the rules.
Everything you need to know.

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Thanks, Kevin. I'll look it over

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Who the hell is Kevin?

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I am Kevin.

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You have a first name?

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Alright... what have you got?

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Half-breed

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Kicking down the door..

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Hey... alright that's everybody

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Where is player number five?

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There is no fifth player.

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You said you're gonna get
us another player, Lodge.

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I asked 15 people..

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...all regulars. Apparently we have a reputation!

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What did I tell you? You make one eleven
year old cry and they stop bugging you.

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We still need another player!

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I have taken care of it

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Now... this is a mid-level campaign
so we're starting at ninth level.

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Here's Joanna's character.

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What are you doing?

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I made a character for you.

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I wanna play my own character.

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I know... that's why I made you one.

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You think I can't make my own character?

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Look... it's nothing personal.

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You are going to be a fighter; there are
some requirements you have to meet.

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Like what?

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A fighter has to be the
strongest guy in the party.

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Has to have a high armor class..

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...and hitpoints out of the ass.

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And that is what I made for you.

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Let me see that!

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Bikini mail?

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Mmm...

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What the hell is bikini mail?

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Only the best armor you're allowed to wear.

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There's a picture of it right here.

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That looks like a...

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She fights with a broadsword?

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"Broad" sword

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I get it. Kevin help me out here.

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Kevin?

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Wait..., your name is Kevin?

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You have a first name?

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Guys, if Joanna made a character
she's gets to play it.

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I agree with you on principle.. Kevin...

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But she is new and I don't want her
to die because she is inexperienced.

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What makes you think that I'm gonna die?

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History.

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New guy always dies.

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That is so true...

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Hey you remember that one time
those halfling pirates made him...

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Shut up

193
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Or the time that those gnome
shopkeepers ambushed...

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Shut up!

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Or that asthmatic six year old princess...

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SHUT UP!!

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I flipped through that handbook... I got the
gist of it... it doesn't seem that hard.

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Okay... let's see your character then.

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What's your strength bonus?

200
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She doesn't have one.

201
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Her highest stat is her intelligence

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I've put other bonuses in dexterity and charisma.

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Charisma?

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WIIIIIIIIIII...

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No strength bonus...

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No constitution bonus...

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How many hitpoints does she have?

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Ah..let me see...45.

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Ah...

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45 hitpoints.

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A 9th level fighter with 45 hitpoints.

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She's really gonna protect the party.

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I put her other feats in speed and precision.

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00:13:47,849 --> 00:13:50,390
That's why intelligence is
more important than strength.

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00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:53,760
It would be if you were a wizard. But you're not.

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You're a fighter... a fighter with a
giant "kill me" sign on her back.

217
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With her charisma she should be able
to talk her way out of most fights.

218
00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:05,310
What? Negotiation isn't your style?

219
00:14:05,860 --> 00:14:07,790
Not exactly, no.

220
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Our philosophy is: "beat it until it stops moving"

221
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...and then shoot it...

222
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...and then step on its 'nads.

223
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Calm down, Gary.

224
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If you play this character you are going to die.

225
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I spent 2 hours on this character
and I'm gonna play her, okay?

226
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Ok.

227
00:14:22,790 --> 00:14:23,590
Ok.

228
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,700
And when you die you can play bikini babe.

229
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:28,700
Fine.

230
00:14:29,490 --> 00:14:30,760
Why did you two break up again?

231
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,459
Gary! Character?

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I'm a wild mage. WILD!!

233
00:14:36,820 --> 00:14:39,270
But you loser can call me sorceress.

234
00:14:39,550 --> 00:14:42,720
Yes, that's right. I'm playing a chic!

235
00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:44,329
Dude, you're hot?

236
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17 Charisma

237
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Wanna have sex?

238
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Totally.

239
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,910
Awesome! I seduce him... her.

240
00:14:50,210 --> 00:14:53,740
Yes! I can totally seduce any
homophobe with that roll.

241
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We haven't started yet!

242
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You guys haven't met.

243
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Alright

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Bone me later.

245
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:06,888
I'll be waiting, man meat.

246
00:15:06,889 --> 00:15:08,270
After we've started please..

247
00:15:09,270 --> 00:15:11,068
Leo, I assume you are playing a fighter again?

248
00:15:11,069 --> 00:15:12,690
Actually I'm going as bard.

249
00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:16,480
Really? That is... bit of a jump for you.
You only played fighters before.

250
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How different can they be?

251
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I'm playing a monk.

252
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What's he gonna do? Copy manuscripts?

253
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Think "Kung Fu Monk", grasshopper.

254
00:15:28,539 --> 00:15:31,020
Oh, that doesn't seem to fit, does it?

255
00:15:31,021 --> 00:15:32,440
No, it doesn't

256
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I told you guys that there
are no monks in my world.

257
00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:39,470
And I told you that if we're playing
by 3rd edition rules I can play any

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basic character class... and monk...

259
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...is a basic character class.

260
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I based my world on a fantasized
western medieval period

261
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There were no "kung fu monks" in western europe.

262
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If Joanna can play a character that she wants,

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I can play any character that I want.

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00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,878
I'm asking to play a basic character class

265
00:15:59,879 --> 00:16:00,919
...and you're blocking me.

266
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,300
You're breaking the rules... again.

267
00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:06,390
I play a monk or I don't play.

268
00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:09,040
And they don't play.

269
00:16:09,190 --> 00:16:10,670
- I play. - No, you don't!

270
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:11,600
Yes, I do.

271
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:22,949
Fine. You can play a monk. But
he's got to fit the world.

272
00:16:22,950 --> 00:16:25,850
He has got to be a western monk...

273
00:16:26,810 --> 00:16:27,810
...occidental.

274
00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:32,849
- You think you can handle that? - Of course.

275
00:16:33,469 --> 00:16:33,969
Good

276
00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:36,150
Now is there anything else?

277
00:16:36,390 --> 00:16:39,040
- No, that's it. - Alright.

278
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,650
Oh, I'm also playing an elf.

279
00:16:42,651 --> 00:16:44,629
What? No, you're not.

280
00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:45,878
Yeah, yeah that's right.

281
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:48,238
I told you guys that this
is an all human campaign.

282
00:16:48,239 --> 00:16:49,658
There are no elves in my world.

283
00:16:49,659 --> 00:16:52,218
And I told you that "elf" is a
basic character race and...

284
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:54,248
...and since we're playing by the rules..

285
00:16:54,249 --> 00:16:55,540
ADVENTURE STARTING! ADVENTURE.

286
00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:04,688
We begin in the throne room where
three of you have answered

287
00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:05,810
the summons to the king.

288
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:09,670
His royal majesty "Erasmus, the randomly bias"

289
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,410
There is a great evil in our land

290
00:17:14,650 --> 00:17:17,100
The vile necromancer, Mort Kemnon.

291
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,740
Daily his power grows stronger

292
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:22,480
and yet it appears that our
goddess has forsaken us

293
00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:24,940
...for she answers not our prayers.

294
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:26,740
Now can I seduce her?

295
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,400
In the middle of the throne room?

296
00:17:28,401 --> 00:17:29,930
Why not? We started!

297
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:43,199
Mort Kemnon has discovered an evil artifact.

298
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,400
A cursed item known as the "Mask of Death".

299
00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:48,670
Find him and kill him!

300
00:17:49,050 --> 00:17:50,130
Bring me this mask...

301
00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:52,790
so that its evil may not spread across our land.

302
00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:54,340
Flofenrest...

303
00:17:54,570 --> 00:17:55,900
...the staff!

304
00:17:57,170 --> 00:17:59,460
I present to you this "Staff of Resurrection".

305
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:02,360
If one of your party should
fall during the quest..

306
00:18:02,630 --> 00:18:04,380
...It need not be their end.

307
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,540
Go forth noble heroes.

308
00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:11,250
May Therin light your way.

309
00:18:19,910 --> 00:18:21,570
Go forth noble heroes.

310
00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:24,040
May Therin light your way.

311
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,800
The city is near to bursting
with a flood of refugees.

312
00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:31,770
You hear mutters of Mort Kemnon as they
shuffle toward the safety of the castle.

313
00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:35,460
Corn, sellery, oranges...

314
00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:36,820
Fresh bread..

315
00:18:37,070 --> 00:18:37,820
Onions.

316
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:41,700
Cabbages... the finest cabbages in the land.

317
00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:43,460
I wanna talk to the farmer.

318
00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:44,739
Why?

319
00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:47,678
Well... if he is from out of town he might
be able to tell us where the evil wizard is.

320
00:18:47,679 --> 00:18:49,110
That's a great idea...

321
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:49,819
Thanks!

322
00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:50,790
...for that it sucks.

323
00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:52,350
There is no way that he knows where he is.

324
00:18:52,351 --> 00:18:53,380
Why not?

325
00:18:53,810 --> 00:18:55,240
He's a random NPC.

326
00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:58,900
And as we all now my NPCs
are "cardboard cut outs".

327
00:18:59,130 --> 00:19:00,050
NPC?

328
00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:03,130
Non player character.

329
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:04,620
Oh, right.

330
00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:05,700
Which of course I'm supposed to know.

331
00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:08,680
Don't worry, we don't need anything from him.
We know where we're going.

332
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,960
No, you don't!

333
00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:14,150
We've done the adventure twice before...

334
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,600
...we need to go to the mountains.

335
00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:19,960
Your characters don't know where to go.

336
00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:23,190
Are you saying that there's not
an adventure hook in the...

337
00:19:23,191 --> 00:19:24,010
Yes.

338
00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:26,640
No, it's beside the point.

339
00:19:26,930 --> 00:19:29,578
And the point? He's beside
the mountains... off we go.

340
00:19:29,579 --> 00:19:32,150
I still wanna talk to him. It's
what my character would do.

341
00:19:32,770 --> 00:19:34,930
How long have you been in town my friend?

342
00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:37,540
Oh... scarcely a day, my lady.

343
00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:40,180
There are goblins in the
mountains you should know.

344
00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:41,379
Boring!

345
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:45,600
Have you heard anything... strange
in your travels?

346
00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:49,190
Rumors about where Mort Kemnon might be?

347
00:19:49,810 --> 00:19:53,220
I believe the adventure is that way!

348
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:56,098
Aye... those mountains look quest-worthy.

349
00:19:56,099 --> 00:19:57,618
The sooner you tell me what you know...

350
00:19:57,619 --> 00:19:59,880
...the sooner you can safely return to your land.

351
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:06,049
Well..it may be nothing but I heard
that things were not right in...

352
00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:07,300
Ahhhhhhhhh!

353
00:20:11,850 --> 00:20:13,500
What the hell did you just cast?

354
00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:15,800
Flaming hand of fiery doom!

355
00:20:15,810 --> 00:20:16,700
On a farmer?

356
00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:20,220
You cast a 4th level spell on a 0th level peasant?

357
00:20:20,221 --> 00:20:20,721
Yeah!

358
00:20:21,230 --> 00:20:22,619
Waffles!!

359
00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:24,490
Totally!

360
00:20:25,010 --> 00:20:26,658
That spell is for killing demons.

361
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,890
I'm lawful good. Am I morally obliged to kill him?

362
00:20:29,210 --> 00:20:30,738
What the hell were you thinking?

363
00:20:30,739 --> 00:20:32,570
I was just trying to get on with the story.

364
00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:34,998
How are we supposed to trust you?

365
00:20:34,999 --> 00:20:39,298
We've just met and the first thing
you do..after boinking a stranger...

366
00:20:39,299 --> 00:20:42,980
...in the presence of the king... is to
murder a peasant because you were bored!?

367
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:46,590
I'm chaotic neutral! I'm
just playing my alignment.

368
00:20:46,591 --> 00:20:51,200
...That was a decidedly evil act.

369
00:20:51,530 --> 00:20:54,120
You know I think I am morally
obliged to kill him now.

370
00:20:54,150 --> 00:20:58,310
One more of those and I'm shifting
your alignment to chaotic evil.

371
00:20:58,940 --> 00:20:59,689
Got it?

372
00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:01,110
Got it!

373
00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:09,290
How much experience do I get for the farmer?

374
00:21:17,290 --> 00:21:19,210
Gary? Are you forgetting something?

375
00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:22,440
Oh... you got some peasant on your face.

376
00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:24,550
Like what?

377
00:21:30,270 --> 00:21:31,770
Hail... Flynn the fine.

378
00:21:33,490 --> 00:21:36,060
Hail, random creepy knife guy.

379
00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:39,049
Dumbass... bardic knowledge?

380
00:21:39,050 --> 00:21:41,279
Oh, right... you are totally...

381
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,970
The lord high inquisitor.

382
00:21:42,971 --> 00:21:44,589
Lord high inquisitor.

383
00:21:44,590 --> 00:21:46,830
Of the grand illuminated holy order of Therin

384
00:21:47,930 --> 00:21:49,160
...what he said

385
00:21:49,970 --> 00:21:51,250
Hail!

386
00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:54,279
The hierophant begs an audience.

387
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,590
Listen... if this is about that farmer..

388
00:21:56,860 --> 00:21:58,740
...I totally thought he was a demon.

389
00:21:59,070 --> 00:21:59,940
Follow us!

390
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:00,768
No, no... seriously...

391
00:22:00,769 --> 00:22:03,609
He was talking about..like there was
a hellgate in one of those things.

392
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:07,950
Seriously... I know it was in here somewhere.
He had the horns and the fangs...

393
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,880
and then he said he was going to pee fire on us.

394
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,161
I had no choice... I didn't think...
it was like this...

395
00:22:13,710 --> 00:22:15,740
And I'm pretty sure he was eating a baby...

396
00:22:17,610 --> 00:22:18,720
It was pretty awful...

397
00:22:19,550 --> 00:22:21,960
Wooow... ehhh... we should take these.

398
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:28,430
The inquisitor leads you into
the heart of the cathedral

399
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:32,010
...where the grand hierophant
of Therin himself awaits you.

400
00:22:32,390 --> 00:22:34,328
I gotta thank you for meeting with us..

401
00:22:34,329 --> 00:22:36,600
...before you continue your journey.

402
00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:38,920
It is our honor, your grace.

403
00:22:41,930 --> 00:22:43,660
What is that?

404
00:22:43,850 --> 00:22:44,780
The heart of Therin.

405
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:47,620
Legend says the gem is composed of solid light.

406
00:22:48,580 --> 00:22:50,190
Could I steal it?

407
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:53,758
Well... considering that it's one of
the holiest symbols of the church

408
00:22:53,759 --> 00:22:58,890
...and that the cathedral is swarming with
paladins that would most likely be suicide.

409
00:22:59,950 --> 00:23:01,560
Go right ahead!

410
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:06,560
What is that heavenly music?

411
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:11,070
The hymnth of Therin... it calls to our goddess.

412
00:23:11,550 --> 00:23:13,040
I seduce the priestess!

413
00:23:13,290 --> 00:23:14,720
She's taken a vow of celibacy.

414
00:23:14,930 --> 00:23:17,230
Dude...20 ranks in seduction!

415
00:23:17,660 --> 00:23:21,520
Hey baby... wanna tune my mandolin?

416
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:31,970
Please understand... the horny
bard does not represent us.

417
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:45,120
There are those who say that Therin
has abandoned us in this dark time.

418
00:23:46,130 --> 00:23:50,290
Rest assured she watches us always.

419
00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:57,600
Nevertheless, we shall send two of
our own order to ensure your safety.

420
00:24:05,390 --> 00:24:13,390
Brother Silence, a most stubborn monk...
who's NOT an elf.

421
00:24:16,350 --> 00:24:21,260
And Sir Osric the Chased, our most noble paladin.

422
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:22,700
Oh great... a babysitter.

423
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,129
You have got to be kidding me.

424
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,329
Lodge, you are such a douche.

425
00:24:27,330 --> 00:24:33,300
Sir Osric will assure that you never
stray the paths of goodness and law.

426
00:24:43,570 --> 00:24:44,658
You strike out for the mountains.

427
00:24:44,659 --> 00:24:47,190
The road winds high through the foothills

428
00:24:47,410 --> 00:24:49,870
and after a day you've reached
the foot of the pass.

429
00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:54,440
At the edge of a thick forest
a sign catches your eye.

430
00:25:10,290 --> 00:25:12,750
After a few hours you come
to a clearing in the pass.

431
00:25:13,270 --> 00:25:16,130
In the middle stands a twisted goblin totem.

432
00:25:22,410 --> 00:25:24,600
Perhaps we could sneak around?

433
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,180
Not a chance... it's a trap.

434
00:25:27,460 --> 00:25:28,280
Not nece...

435
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,340
Not necessarily.

436
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,450
It's always a trap.

437
00:25:32,910 --> 00:25:36,800
Doubtless, the goblins are
merely waiting for an excuse

438
00:25:38,290 --> 00:25:39,610
What are you doing?

439
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,130
Where did you get that tomato?

440
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,740
Hello? I'm a bard.

441
00:25:50,310 --> 00:25:52,099
I got your "gaga".

442
00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:53,109
Is this wise?

443
00:25:53,110 --> 00:25:54,638
Are you trying to kill us?

444
00:25:54,639 --> 00:25:57,080
You know... I believe this
is a totem to a goblin god.

445
00:25:57,081 --> 00:25:59,479
Oh really? What kind of god?

446
00:25:59,480 --> 00:25:59,700
A god of the moon, I believe.

447
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,909
A god of the moon you say?

448
00:26:01,910 --> 00:26:02,430
Indeed, I do.

449
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,760
Well, how do you worship a god of the moon?

450
00:26:05,330 --> 00:26:08,420
Ah, with my cute little tushi.

451
00:26:24,530 --> 00:26:26,040
They're so angry.

452
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:30,360
Oh, I wonder why. We only farted on god.

453
00:26:30,830 --> 00:26:32,840
Perhaps we can negotiate?

454
00:26:41,660 --> 00:26:43,860
Don't worry! I got it.

455
00:26:44,190 --> 00:26:47,909
I totally pacify them with bardic music.

456
00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:49,920
♪ Dear goblin friends♪ Dear goblin friends ♪

457
00:26:49,921 --> 00:26:52,240
♪ Please hear my song ♪

458
00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:02,200
Yeah...

459
00:27:02,450 --> 00:27:03,890
...you're dead.

460
00:27:04,580 --> 00:27:06,680
In 29 minutes and 42 seconds.

461
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,470
New personal best, Leo.

462
00:27:08,890 --> 00:27:11,550
There's so many place I can
stick that stuff on you...

463
00:27:12,220 --> 00:27:14,150
Alright, everybody roll "inish".

464
00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:16,850
Initiative.

465
00:27:16,950 --> 00:27:19,030
Oh, right. To see who goes first.

466
00:27:19,290 --> 00:27:22,660
I roll one of these thingis
and add my dex bonus plus 4.

467
00:27:23,210 --> 00:27:24,760
No, just your dex bonus.

468
00:27:24,980 --> 00:27:28,600
No, I also get +4. That's what
"improved initiative" does, right?

469
00:27:29,220 --> 00:27:30,720
Who takes improved initiative?

470
00:27:33,930 --> 00:27:35,169
Ok, order...

471
00:27:35,170 --> 00:27:38,030
Joanna, Cass, Gary, Osric, then goblins.

472
00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:39,439
What about me?

473
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,340
You're dead.

474
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:47,220
Ok... so I take one of these and
add my attack bonus and...

475
00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:50,199
You get another attack.

476
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:50,980
I do!?

477
00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:56,230
You took first strike. When you go first and drop
an opponent you immediately get another attack.

478
00:27:56,830 --> 00:27:57,660
Cool

479
00:27:58,060 --> 00:27:59,779
Critical!

480
00:27:59,780 --> 00:28:01,120
I get another attack.

481
00:28:13,310 --> 00:28:16,180
Expanded critical, critical
momentum and precise strike.

482
00:28:16,290 --> 00:28:19,300
You see, I add my INT and DEX
bonuses to my crit range

483
00:28:19,310 --> 00:28:23,420
...and I get an extra attack every
time I land a critical hit.

484
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:25,201
What's your critical range?

485
00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:28,730
Let's see...13 to 20, without bonuses.

486
00:28:30,140 --> 00:28:31,570
Holy Craping Christ!

487
00:28:32,490 --> 00:28:33,610
Critical!

488
00:28:34,150 --> 00:28:35,610
Critical!

489
00:28:36,330 --> 00:28:37,280
Five foot step.

490
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,130
Critical!

491
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:44,640
Cass, you're up.

492
00:28:50,670 --> 00:28:51,650
Gary.

493
00:28:51,870 --> 00:28:53,590
Lightning bolt.

494
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:56,750
That will go off in 2 rounds.

495
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,400
What? Why?

496
00:28:58,610 --> 00:29:00,720
Wild magic, Sex bomb.

497
00:29:01,730 --> 00:29:02,730
Flinn pulls Elazarus.

498
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,530
And... goblins.

499
00:29:14,180 --> 00:29:15,700
The goblins surround Daphne.

500
00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:16,700
Joanna?

501
00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:18,360
Hold my action.

502
00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:19,560
Cass...

503
00:29:19,870 --> 00:29:21,979
Move to assist Daphne...

504
00:29:21,980 --> 00:29:23,859
...twice

505
00:29:23,860 --> 00:29:24,460
I'm here to protect you.

506
00:29:24,740 --> 00:29:26,020
My hero.

507
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:36,740
Now?

508
00:29:36,980 --> 00:29:38,220
No, Gary.

509
00:29:48,180 --> 00:29:49,810
Osric uses the staff on Flinn.

510
00:29:50,780 --> 00:29:52,500
♪ Sing it! Give it to me... all you can...

511
00:29:53,330 --> 00:29:55,728
♪ 'cause you're all dead... that's right!

512
00:29:55,729 --> 00:29:58,060
That's who takes improved initiative.

513
00:29:58,770 --> 00:30:00,090
Yeah... but can you tumble?

514
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,780
Oh, and your spell goes off.

515
00:30:05,860 --> 00:30:07,510
Crap!

516
00:30:23,130 --> 00:30:27,390
So... how much experience do I get for the bard?

517
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,528
After the battle in goblins pass...

518
00:30:30,529 --> 00:30:33,718
...you resurrect Flinn yet again
and press through the mountains.

519
00:30:33,719 --> 00:30:38,120
Night has fallen by the time you reach the
tiny village on the other side of the range.

520
00:31:15,870 --> 00:31:17,950
Is the barmaid hot?

521
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,170
Yes... must you?

522
00:31:20,410 --> 00:31:21,250
Yes, I must...

523
00:31:28,690 --> 00:31:30,020
I wanna seduce her next.

524
00:31:30,021 --> 00:31:34,360
Hey baby! My spells require some magic components.

525
00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:36,760
Dude... you're a chick!

526
00:31:37,450 --> 00:31:39,690
Oh... right

527
00:31:41,050 --> 00:31:42,610
How embarrassing.

528
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,770
We should not draw attention to ourselves

529
00:31:45,970 --> 00:31:49,310
Agreed. We should mute our presents.
We don't know how might be watching.

530
00:31:49,530 --> 00:31:53,179
Indeed! Only in hiding ones identity..

531
00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:55,980
...can one truly be known.

532
00:31:59,660 --> 00:32:01,740
I'm sorry. There is no rooms for you tonight.

533
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:06,160
Nonsense! Your inn is empty.
There is plenty of room for us.

534
00:32:06,590 --> 00:32:09,488
The room is not a problem, truthfully.
The problem -

535
00:32:09,489 --> 00:32:12,190
Truthfully... you are not welcome here!!

536
00:32:12,470 --> 00:32:14,170
Mort Agrippa!

537
00:32:15,710 --> 00:32:18,110
You are most certainly not welcome here!

538
00:32:18,790 --> 00:32:20,618
Introduction would seem in order.

539
00:32:20,619 --> 00:32:22,390
I am the governor of this town...

540
00:32:22,650 --> 00:32:24,678
...and you are trespassing on these lands!

541
00:32:24,679 --> 00:32:26,160
These lands belong to the king.

542
00:32:26,161 --> 00:32:28,589
These lands belong to MY king!

543
00:32:28,590 --> 00:32:30,269
Mort Kemnon.

544
00:32:30,270 --> 00:32:35,040
Yes! And soon you will serve him as I do!

545
00:32:35,630 --> 00:32:38,180
Beyond the veil of death!

546
00:32:53,510 --> 00:32:56,260
Gary, you're held. Leo you're in.

547
00:32:56,390 --> 00:32:59,270
Fear not! I have returned.

548
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,520
Dash it old man. Help us!

549
00:33:07,950 --> 00:33:09,500
I am!

550
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,110
Turn!

551
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:31,930
Is that the one that kicked me in the face?

552
00:33:31,931 --> 00:33:33,719
Yeah. Why?

553
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:34,980
Just asking.

554
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,070
I am Mort Agrippa.

555
00:33:58,510 --> 00:34:01,759
You see... I control Zombie-Ninjas.

556
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:05,139
Are they "Zinjas"? Are they "Nombis"?

557
00:34:05,140 --> 00:34:06,690
I don't know.

558
00:34:12,870 --> 00:34:15,259
Mort Agrippa ain't going nowhere.

559
00:34:15,260 --> 00:34:18,680
Oh... monks you have a problem with but...
hey... ninjas are ok.

560
00:34:19,260 --> 00:34:21,320
Tell us where Mort Kemnon is!

561
00:34:21,580 --> 00:34:25,410
Do your worst! Kill me if you must!
I will never tell.

562
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,820
Gosch... we'll have to torture him.

563
00:34:27,821 --> 00:34:29,839
Oh... dark!

564
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,700
You'll have to think of something else...

565
00:34:31,701 --> 00:34:34,999
Torture is dishonorable. Osric won't allow it.

566
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,889
God, I love paladins!

567
00:34:36,890 --> 00:34:38,888
Can't you just step outside for a while?

568
00:34:38,889 --> 00:34:42,250
Actually no. Paladins can't let evil
things happen if they know about them.

569
00:34:42,251 --> 00:34:43,759
It's his alignment.

570
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,490
Yeah, they're lawful stupid.

571
00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:50,390
I'll distract him. I'll tell him
that there's a ninja outside.

572
00:34:50,620 --> 00:34:52,850
I seriously doubt he will fall for that.

573
00:34:54,290 --> 00:34:57,540
Normally the dice decide that sort of thing.

574
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,560
Look Sir Osric, an evil-do'er outside.

575
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,080
What?

576
00:35:15,710 --> 00:35:20,070
Show yourself, villain! Thou
can not escape my justice!

577
00:35:20,450 --> 00:35:24,980
Come forward so that I may smite
thy with my mighty blade!

578
00:35:27,580 --> 00:35:33,460
The truth shall descend upon thy
wickedness as an angel of righteous fury!

579
00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:47,300
Deceivers! This ends now!

580
00:35:47,660 --> 00:35:48,920
He's over there!

581
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,738
Thou shall die a thousand deaths shadow spawn!

582
00:35:51,931 --> 00:35:57,800
I shall lay down my justice upon thy lonesome brow

583
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,580
What happened here?

584
00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:23,998
Ehh... funny story...

585
00:36:23,999 --> 00:36:25,239
...strangest thing! Eh... he...

586
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:31,550
...he tripped .. and on the way
down beat himself to death.

587
00:36:32,220 --> 00:36:33,000
Yes.

588
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,250
Did he say where Mort Kemnon was?

589
00:36:35,590 --> 00:36:36,980
Not as such... no..

590
00:36:37,670 --> 00:36:39,650
Did you find that evil-do'er?

591
00:36:41,190 --> 00:36:42,310
He escaped.

592
00:36:45,860 --> 00:36:47,920
My shame knows no bounds.

593
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,110
Yeah... you suck!

594
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,420
Flinn, what did the barmaid say?

595
00:36:59,190 --> 00:37:01,169
Oh, yes... oh yes.

596
00:37:01,170 --> 00:37:02,580
Oh, gods... yes!

597
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,140
About Mort Kemnon, dumb-ass.

598
00:37:06,030 --> 00:37:09,208
The barmaid says Mort Agrippa
came from West Haven.

599
00:37:09,209 --> 00:37:12,970
Following her advice you abandon the
inn and take the road to the east.

600
00:37:13,550 --> 00:37:16,200
You put some good miles
between yourself and the town

601
00:37:16,210 --> 00:37:18,910
...before you camp for the night a
few miles outside of West Haven.

602
00:37:29,530 --> 00:37:30,800
Hi.

603
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:36,560
You know... you're unlike any
other woman I've ever met.

604
00:37:37,110 --> 00:37:38,580
Right back at you...

605
00:37:39,860 --> 00:37:46,770
So fast... so strong. Like steel wrapped in silk.

606
00:37:49,710 --> 00:37:52,350
A man could loose himself in those eyes...

607
00:37:53,070 --> 00:37:59,470
A man could, yes. But apparently I
must remind you that you are a woman.

608
00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:06,510
Of course I am...

609
00:38:09,060 --> 00:38:13,000
I don't supposed you're interested
in a little girl on girl a...

610
00:38:14,690 --> 00:38:16,920
You don't really wanna
finish that thought, do you?

611
00:38:17,570 --> 00:38:18,990
I'll take that as a "no".

612
00:38:19,220 --> 00:38:20,710
Good girl.

613
00:38:24,130 --> 00:38:28,370
Tell me minstrel... what do
you know of this Mort Kemnon?

614
00:38:30,420 --> 00:38:33,860
He is a servant of death. An enemy of the light.

615
00:38:34,540 --> 00:38:36,810
And that is all I can tell you.

616
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,120
And... the mask of death?

617
00:38:45,410 --> 00:38:47,650
The god of oblivion wore the mask when..

618
00:38:47,870 --> 00:38:49,610
...the creator forged the world.

619
00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:55,230
It is said that whoever wears the mask
gains the power of the god he serves.

620
00:38:56,110 --> 00:38:58,410
Then Mort Kemnon has all the powers of death?

621
00:38:59,980 --> 00:39:01,970
How could Therin allow this?

622
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,060
Maybe beyond her control.

623
00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:10,220
Before we left the Hierophant
told us that Therin is missing.

624
00:39:10,570 --> 00:39:11,670
Missing?

625
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,450
Trapped.

626
00:39:16,210 --> 00:39:17,660
How could this be?

627
00:39:17,870 --> 00:39:19,600
I have no idea.

628
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:28,809
Actually, I do!

629
00:39:28,810 --> 00:39:30,520
Bardic knowledge!!

630
00:39:32,330 --> 00:39:33,970
Thank you!

631
00:39:34,350 --> 00:39:39,530
Long ago, young Jack Lightfinger
stole beauty from the mermaids.

632
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:44,690
The lord of the sea was angry and
sent his waves to drown jack.

633
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:50,500
But Jack was too clever. He
led the seaking inland..

634
00:39:50,510 --> 00:39:54,060
...stretching out the waves which sucked!

635
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,940
...OUT the seakings power as there
was not enough water to drown Jack.

636
00:40:07,260 --> 00:40:11,119
Then Jack trapped the god of
the sea in a prison of ice

637
00:40:11,131 --> 00:40:12,170
...and...

638
00:40:14,380 --> 00:40:15,760
What's that word?

639
00:40:16,530 --> 00:40:17,550
Ransom.

640
00:40:18,530 --> 00:40:20,670
...and ransomed him back to the merfolk.

641
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:21,890
Boring!

642
00:40:22,110 --> 00:40:24,830
Interesting, but what exactly
does this have to do with Therin?

643
00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:32,980
The only way to trap a deity is in
a prison of that gods own element.

644
00:40:33,690 --> 00:40:39,500
Indeed! The four elements...
like man alone... are weak.

645
00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:43,580
...but together they form
the strong fifth element.

646
00:40:44,890 --> 00:40:46,470
Boredom!

647
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:53,160
We should go to bed soon. Morning is coming.

648
00:40:54,070 --> 00:40:56,610
We must get our rest if we're to find Mort Kemnon.

649
00:40:58,340 --> 00:41:01,160
And what if I shall find you first?

650
00:41:03,810 --> 00:41:06,860
Abandon this road or die on it!

651
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,670
Save your threats! You have no power here.

652
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,808
As if killing the bard impresses us.

653
00:41:16,809 --> 00:41:18,940
You shall never obtain the mask of death.

654
00:41:20,150 --> 00:41:21,348
We do not fear you.

655
00:41:21,349 --> 00:41:23,588
Then you are greater fools than you appear.

656
00:41:23,589 --> 00:41:24,640
You sound afraid.

657
00:41:24,641 --> 00:41:29,330
You don't believe me? Then come...
come and face Drazuul.

658
00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:37,790
And I think we call it there for the night.

659
00:41:38,030 --> 00:41:40,099
What? It's still early.

660
00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:41,300
It's after two.

661
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:44,420
It's what? I had no idea it was so late.

662
00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:49,300
See? See what happens? You get so
into it you loose track of time.

663
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:53,660
Yeah... it's like surfing the internet
for porn..litical commentary.

664
00:41:53,661 --> 00:41:55,019
Nice dodge, Gary.

665
00:41:55,020 --> 00:41:57,190
Thanks! Same time next week?

666
00:41:57,550 --> 00:41:59,349
Ah, can't... do it here.

667
00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:02,520
We're having a... turning.

668
00:42:04,140 --> 00:42:08,670
We could do it at my place.
I've got plenty of space.

669
00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:09,920
Right on!

670
00:42:12,380 --> 00:42:15,970
If this is about this farmer, I
totally thought he was a demon.

671
00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:17,350
That was awesome!

672
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,940
Onward... to waffles!!

673
00:42:22,170 --> 00:42:23,590
WAFFLES!

674
00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:30,580
They did good, so they get waffles.

675
00:42:32,530 --> 00:42:34,140
Glad that I could be of assistance.

676
00:42:34,530 --> 00:42:36,980
Have you kept writing since college?

677
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,850
Ahh... sort of.

678
00:42:41,740 --> 00:42:43,120
What does "sort of" mean?

679
00:42:44,030 --> 00:42:45,840
I don't write as often as I should.

680
00:42:46,350 --> 00:42:46,778
Ah...

681
00:42:46,779 --> 00:42:49,600
I've got the story, I just
don't know how to write it.

682
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,699
Try paper... and pencil.

683
00:42:54,700 --> 00:42:56,010
Paper...

684
00:42:56,460 --> 00:42:58,789
Wow... I think... I..

685
00:42:58,790 --> 00:43:00,850
Is it this story that we're playing?

686
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,940
Ehhh... yeah.

687
00:43:04,850 --> 00:43:06,050
Really?

688
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,520
So I'm in your story.

689
00:43:11,870 --> 00:43:14,760
Eh... yeah, yeah.

690
00:43:16,250 --> 00:43:19,550
Never been somebody's story
before... IN someone's story.

691
00:43:21,020 --> 00:43:23,850
Well, you know... I guess in
a way we're all in a story.

692
00:43:24,390 --> 00:43:25,450
I guess that's true..

693
00:43:25,451 --> 00:43:30,400
No, all I'm saying is that
maybe it would be easier..

694
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:35,260
...If you didn't decide how thing
are gonna end before you start.

695
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:37,240
Eh...

696
00:43:37,630 --> 00:43:38,350
What?

697
00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:40,210
What is wrong with that?

698
00:43:40,510 --> 00:43:42,568
If I don't keep them focused on the story..

699
00:43:42,569 --> 00:43:47,800
...they are just going to run around looting,
killing and impregnating my entire world.

700
00:43:47,910 --> 00:43:49,510
I've got to keep them under control.

701
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,870
That's why they don't trust you!

702
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:53,648
THEY don't trust ME?

703
00:43:53,649 --> 00:43:54,149
No.

704
00:43:54,740 --> 00:43:56,780
They're the one who try to kill people
before they have a chance to speak.

705
00:43:56,990 --> 00:43:59,640
They know you don't trust them to play your way

706
00:43:59,860 --> 00:44:04,038
It's why you keep them on such a short leash,
it's why you dropped a policeman in the middle...

707
00:44:04,039 --> 00:44:04,680
Paladin...

708
00:44:04,681 --> 00:44:05,759
Whatever.

709
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,290
...to keep tabs on them.

710
00:44:07,790 --> 00:44:09,780
It's no wonder they screw with you.

711
00:44:10,740 --> 00:44:14,190
You're a good enough storyteller to
handle whatever they throw at you.

712
00:44:15,430 --> 00:44:18,560
Just let the story evolve... naturally.

713
00:44:20,210 --> 00:44:22,330
The ending might even surprise you.

714
00:44:23,990 --> 00:44:26,900
Alright. I'll... ah... see what I can do.

715
00:44:27,190 --> 00:44:28,470
Alright... you'll do that.

716
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,330
Good night, Kevin.

717
00:44:40,310 --> 00:44:41,690
Good night.

718
00:44:54,750 --> 00:44:59,110
Where the hell did I park?

719
00:45:07,150 --> 00:45:07,890
Hey, Mitch.

720
00:45:08,170 --> 00:45:09,390
Hey.

721
00:45:10,310 --> 00:45:11,560
Did you let the cat in?

722
00:45:12,950 --> 00:45:14,420
We have a cat?

723
00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:47,950
Yeah... time for bed.

724
00:46:48,110 --> 00:46:52,110
Mr. Wample? Are you paying attention?

725
00:46:53,190 --> 00:46:54,860
Oh god, yes!

726
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,030
How many of these do you actually need?

727
00:47:19,710 --> 00:47:21,360
Let me answer that with another question:

728
00:47:21,700 --> 00:47:23,590
Shut up!!

729
00:47:24,310 --> 00:47:25,990
Your boss is a dick!

730
00:47:28,860 --> 00:47:30,970
- Ogre. 29 hitpoints. Dark and light vision

731
00:47:30,971 --> 00:47:31,910
Low reflexes.

732
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,650
Troll.

733
00:47:34,090 --> 00:47:35,860
63 hitpoints. Regenerates 5 hp per round.

734
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:37,908
Weak agains fire and acid.

735
00:47:37,909 --> 00:47:38,530
Stone giant.

736
00:47:39,390 --> 00:47:40,511
200 hp. Breathes underwater.

737
00:47:41,010 --> 00:47:42,920
Immune to electricity.

738
00:47:43,900 --> 00:47:45,310
That's storm giant!

739
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:55,450
Morning, Steve.

740
00:47:55,850 --> 00:47:56,760
Morning, Brian.

741
00:47:56,761 --> 00:47:57,580
Morning, Ed.

742
00:47:58,410 --> 00:47:59,220
Morning, captain.

743
00:48:18,550 --> 00:48:19,930
Get him!

744
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,170
What's the purpose of this game again?

745
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:50,540
Eh... to deliver 10 pizzas before the other ninja.

746
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,920
Ok, that I can deal with.

747
00:49:57,130 --> 00:49:58,640
What's with the pirates?

748
00:49:59,530 --> 00:50:04,700
Everything is better with pirates!

749
00:50:13,630 --> 00:50:14,370
Hi guys.

750
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:16,420
Hey, Lodge.

751
00:50:18,300 --> 00:50:21,250
Lodge, can I bring in a new character?

752
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:22,520
Another bard?

753
00:50:23,780 --> 00:50:27,000
What's wrong with Flinn? Besides from... dying?

754
00:50:27,430 --> 00:50:30,500
I permantly loose a level
everytime I'm ressurected.

755
00:50:31,230 --> 00:50:33,940
I'm like at 4th level. He's
almost not worth playing.

756
00:50:35,150 --> 00:50:40,480
Ok. Point. Yeah sure... if you die
go ahead and bring in a new guy.

757
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:41,850
Thanks, Lodge.

758
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,010
Hello Mr. Kitty. You can't be here.

759
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:55,250
I believe we left off a few
miles outside of Westhaven.

760
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:58,000
Hey, Mitch.

761
00:50:59,100 --> 00:51:00,830
Everybody make a listen check.

762
00:51:01,730 --> 00:51:05,210
If you succeed you awake to
a strange wrestling sound.

763
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,380
A scruffy looking peasant is
rumaging through your gear.

764
00:51:15,430 --> 00:51:16,990
I waste him with my crossbow!

765
00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:24,880
This man has stolen from us. He must be punished!

766
00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:26,770
Mercy! Mercy, good sirs!

767
00:51:26,771 --> 00:51:28,710
I'm a woman, you fool!

768
00:51:29,730 --> 00:51:32,510
What do you have against
peasants, murderous troll?

769
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:34,770
Just a general all purpose loathing.

770
00:51:35,230 --> 00:51:37,680
Mercy, good Masters! Please don't kill me.

771
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:39,050
I'll try and calm him.

772
00:51:39,530 --> 00:51:41,319
♪ Shut up dear peasant..

773
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:43,239
♪ Rest your head..

774
00:51:43,240 --> 00:51:48,309
♪ Or I will let the sorceress kill your ass dead

775
00:51:48,881 --> 00:51:52,330
Amazingly, the peasant is no longer panicked.

776
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,490
Rise! You have nothing to fear.

777
00:51:55,980 --> 00:51:58,510
Forgive me masters. I haven't
had anything to eat in days.

778
00:51:58,970 --> 00:52:00,410
Then join us for breakfast.

779
00:52:00,990 --> 00:52:03,030
Bard, firewood!

780
00:52:04,980 --> 00:52:06,180
What is your name, peasant?

781
00:52:06,490 --> 00:52:09,690
Crap... I didn't give him one...
ehhh... I'll guess we'll call him...

782
00:52:09,700 --> 00:52:11,040
Willem, my lady.

783
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:14,720
I live in Westhaven... at least I did until...

784
00:52:15,110 --> 00:52:16,060
Until what?

785
00:52:16,650 --> 00:52:19,690
Mort Kemnon's priests... they... they
killed all the others.

786
00:52:20,650 --> 00:52:21,740
I'm the only one left.

787
00:52:21,990 --> 00:52:23,430
Do you know where Mort Kemnon is?

788
00:52:24,150 --> 00:52:27,260
No, my lord. Only the fiend knows that.

789
00:52:27,780 --> 00:52:28,440
The fiend?

790
00:52:28,670 --> 00:52:30,410
Drazuul.

791
00:52:32,140 --> 00:52:33,740
He led the purges.

792
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:36,190
It's... I rather not speak of it.

793
00:52:36,420 --> 00:52:39,030
Do you know where we can find him?
This... Drazuul?

794
00:52:39,950 --> 00:52:42,970
In Westhaven. The centre of town.

795
00:52:43,630 --> 00:52:45,108
But I'm not going back there.

796
00:52:45,109 --> 00:52:46,880
Well, then let us cloth and feed you..

797
00:52:47,130 --> 00:52:48,990
...and send you safely on your way.

798
00:52:48,991 --> 00:52:50,200
Time out!

799
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:54,510
We do no have enough provisions
to feed a nameless NPC.

800
00:52:54,980 --> 00:52:56,260
He's not nameless..

801
00:52:56,620 --> 00:52:58,150
...his name is Willem.

802
00:52:59,770 --> 00:53:01,950
We got what we want from him.
Let's just leave him.

803
00:53:02,410 --> 00:53:05,240
Osric is morally compelled to help him.

804
00:53:05,470 --> 00:53:07,980
He can't knowingly allow
him to continue suffering.

805
00:53:08,430 --> 00:53:13,200
And I can't knowingly allow you to deplete
our resources because you wanna feel noble.

806
00:53:13,740 --> 00:53:15,940
I'm just playing his alignment.

807
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,450
It's what our characters would do.

808
00:53:18,850 --> 00:53:22,949
If you have a problem find some way to solve it..

809
00:53:22,950 --> 00:53:23,970
...In character.

810
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:32,940
Ok.

811
00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:37,330
Let's roleplay for this..

812
00:53:39,670 --> 00:53:41,780
Sir Osric, a word.

813
00:53:42,170 --> 00:53:43,850
Of course, brother Silence.

814
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:48,170
Let's say I have two sons...

815
00:53:48,530 --> 00:53:50,900
...one strong, the other weak..

816
00:53:51,100 --> 00:53:52,570
...both wish for schooling...

817
00:53:53,210 --> 00:53:54,850
...but I can only send one.

818
00:53:55,350 --> 00:53:57,370
Whom do I choose?

819
00:54:00,540 --> 00:54:03,120
The strong boy could go far with such schooling

820
00:54:03,620 --> 00:54:07,420
Yet the boy who is weak in body may
find that he is strong in mind.

821
00:54:07,830 --> 00:54:09,800
I would consider...

822
00:54:10,350 --> 00:54:12,540
That's it! That's really it!

823
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,110
I will smite thee, evildo'er!

824
00:54:19,740 --> 00:54:20,860
How long until he moves?

825
00:54:21,830 --> 00:54:23,689
Ten... maybe twenty seconds.

826
00:54:23,690 --> 00:54:26,210
I cast Amnesia on Osric.

827
00:54:27,370 --> 00:54:30,560
Osric has no memory of the last two minutes.

828
00:54:31,790 --> 00:54:33,200
Nice dodge, Gary.

829
00:54:33,620 --> 00:54:34,340
I've got firewood.

830
00:54:45,670 --> 00:54:48,848
You find the tiny hamlet of Westhaven abandoned.

831
00:54:48,849 --> 00:54:51,848
Your skins begins to crawl the farther you press.

832
00:54:51,849 --> 00:54:52,770
Have Osric detect evil.

833
00:54:53,070 --> 00:54:55,870
Overwhelming evil in the centre of town.

834
00:54:57,110 --> 00:54:58,260
We'll investigate.

835
00:55:12,170 --> 00:55:13,378
What the hell is that?

836
00:55:13,379 --> 00:55:17,600
A death demon... one of death's personal
servants and he is looking your way.

837
00:55:18,950 --> 00:55:20,319
Come...

838
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:22,970
Come to Drazuul.

839
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:28,048
Why didn't I get a save?

840
00:55:28,049 --> 00:55:31,150
It's a death demon. It's fear aura is too strong.

841
00:55:31,490 --> 00:55:34,030
You can't roll a successful save.

842
00:55:34,370 --> 00:55:35,610
Incorrect.

843
00:55:35,850 --> 00:55:37,420
What is your WILL-save modifier?

844
00:55:37,421 --> 00:55:37,921
+9.

845
00:55:38,970 --> 00:55:41,300
The DC to beat this demons fear aura is a 32.

846
00:55:41,590 --> 00:55:45,600
You would have to roll a 23 on a
20-sided die in order to succeed.

847
00:55:45,610 --> 00:55:50,070
Now I don't have a math degree
but that's impossible, isn't it?

848
00:55:50,870 --> 00:55:54,068
A natural 20 is an automatic success
no matter the circumstance.

849
00:55:54,409 --> 00:55:57,338
You only have a 5 percent
chance of rolling that 20.

850
00:55:57,409 --> 00:55:59,948
Do I at least get that roll?
I mean it's in the rules.

851
00:55:59,949 --> 00:56:03,410
Or is it okay if we play by the rules?
Is that alright with you?

852
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:13,020
A fumble!!

853
00:56:13,550 --> 00:56:17,898
That means you're completely compelled
and I get to control your character..

854
00:56:17,899 --> 00:56:19,580
...until you snap out of it.

855
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:30,620
Since we're playing by the
rules I know you don't mind.

856
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:32,960
Oh shut up, Kevin.

857
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,760
Kneel, slave!

858
00:56:36,110 --> 00:56:37,120
Yes, my master.

859
00:56:37,450 --> 00:56:38,570
I would never say that.

860
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:40,640
Please, let me play my character.

861
00:56:40,990 --> 00:56:45,210
My body and will are yours to defile, my master.

862
00:56:56,910 --> 00:57:02,910
My lady... you tempt me. The evil in your
heart and your beauty is unsurpassed.

863
00:57:03,090 --> 00:57:06,039
I'm not evil, I'm chaotic neutral.

864
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:09,500
You shall be my new bride and concubine.

865
00:57:09,890 --> 00:57:11,491
I hate to be the one to tell you this...

866
00:57:11,900 --> 00:57:13,500
...but I'm not...

867
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:16,360
Crap! I'm a woman.

868
00:57:16,370 --> 00:57:20,950
My dear... what is a wedding without guests?

869
00:57:31,490 --> 00:57:34,010
Kiss me, my darling.

870
00:57:41,580 --> 00:57:43,860
After five minutes there is no sign of the others.

871
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:46,030
We go in after them.

872
00:57:47,150 --> 00:57:48,620
Five bucks says you're dead again.

873
00:57:49,270 --> 00:57:50,680
You're on, assjackal.

874
00:57:57,790 --> 00:58:01,630
Master! More slaves for the lust pits.

875
00:58:07,380 --> 00:58:10,730
You, hellboy! Turn!

876
00:58:13,830 --> 00:58:14,919
Luster, run!

877
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:16,400
Compelled here, thank you.

878
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:21,090
My music will save you. Counter song!

879
00:58:38,550 --> 00:58:40,230
Yeah, he's pissed!

880
00:58:46,770 --> 00:58:48,470
New character.

881
00:58:49,750 --> 00:58:51,410
Eh... sure.

882
00:58:52,310 --> 00:58:54,310
Welcome to the party. We're all going to die.

883
00:58:54,620 --> 00:58:56,060
That's a defeatist attitude.

884
00:58:57,290 --> 00:59:00,450
Perhaps you can tell me how
we're gonna slay a demon when..

885
00:59:00,770 --> 00:59:04,150
...our wizard wasted his demon
frying spell on a peasant?

886
00:59:05,060 --> 00:59:06,658
You thought this was a great idea.

887
00:59:06,659 --> 00:59:08,560
Why can't he just cast another?

888
00:59:13,780 --> 00:59:19,060
Because it takes 8 hours of rest to regain
spells and that's with no distractions.

889
00:59:19,950 --> 00:59:22,210
I activate "Arcane Recollection".

890
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:24,020
Which does... ?

891
00:59:24,350 --> 00:59:28,760
At the cost of two spell slots I can regain
any spell previously cast in ten rounds.

892
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:30,940
Assuming you can concentrate.

893
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,970
Well, then it falls to the rest
of the party to protect me.

894
00:59:51,260 --> 00:59:52,780
Osric lays hands on Silence.

895
00:59:54,970 --> 00:59:57,500
Keep it down! I can't concentrate.

896
00:59:58,120 --> 00:59:59,630
My music will help.

897
01:00:07,140 --> 01:00:10,340
- How many of those do you've got? - 50.

898
01:00:13,210 --> 01:00:14,710
I can do this all night.

899
01:00:15,650 --> 01:00:17,390
Never fear. Flinn is here.

900
01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:24,550
Quiver in fear for I... noooo... Mommy!

901
01:00:24,870 --> 01:00:27,030
Evil-do'ers, prepare to die!

902
01:00:33,380 --> 01:00:35,710
Don't distract me... I'm almost done.

903
01:00:39,270 --> 01:00:40,930
Avast ye...

904
01:00:42,190 --> 01:00:44,880
I'm gonna die...

905
01:00:46,930 --> 01:00:48,860
Why hasn't Drazuul moved?

906
01:00:49,450 --> 01:00:50,948
Good question! Spot check.

907
01:00:51,441 --> 01:00:54,160
The demon is trapped in the pentagram!

908
01:00:54,220 --> 01:00:55,720
Now we have him!

909
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:07,710
There are 37 more of me, asshole!

910
01:01:17,660 --> 01:01:22,440
Darling... prepare to receive
the flaming hand of fiery doom!

911
01:01:30,850 --> 01:01:35,930
Marvelous! It's a party and everyone's invited!
It's just we get the hell out of here.

912
01:01:35,940 --> 01:01:36,990
What about the spell?

913
01:01:36,991 --> 01:01:37,959
No good.

914
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:43,350
Drazuul moves before me and blasts me
unless I have a barricade or something.

915
01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:46,370
Hide behind the mountain of dead bards!

916
01:01:52,650 --> 01:01:55,300
I have to stand up to cast. I'm
going to be a sitting duck.

917
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:56,790
I've got your back!

918
01:02:22,030 --> 01:02:23,310
What happened to "Hand of Doom"?

919
01:02:23,780 --> 01:02:27,870
He was expecting that. I used a hold spell instead.
That way we can question him.

920
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,088
Well played, Gary!

921
01:02:29,331 --> 01:02:30,860
Where is your master?

922
01:02:33,710 --> 01:02:35,189
Sir Osric...

923
01:02:35,971 --> 01:02:37,820
Can you bless this water?

924
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:44,800
This flask is now full of holy water.

925
01:02:45,380 --> 01:02:48,580
Tell us what we wanna know
or I'll give you a bath.

926
01:02:48,820 --> 01:02:52,890
Your treat is empty! A paladin cannot
stand by while torture takes place.

927
01:02:56,550 --> 01:02:57,180
Eh...

928
01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:01,500
My... what fine yet rustic architecture.

929
01:03:01,940 --> 01:03:04,220
I think I will examine it more closely.

930
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:15,290
Where is your master?

931
01:03:15,910 --> 01:03:18,200
The paladin can always bless more water.

932
01:03:18,470 --> 01:03:20,660
Didn't we pass a lake on the way here?

933
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:22,110
The mines!

934
01:03:22,650 --> 01:03:23,920
You'll find the entrance in the mines.

935
01:03:24,030 --> 01:03:25,240
And how do we defeat him?

936
01:03:25,620 --> 01:03:27,740
The book! His power is in the book.

937
01:03:27,750 --> 01:03:30,630
But this is not the power you need to fear...
your real enemy is...

938
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,080
Thank you! You've been most helpful.

939
01:03:32,860 --> 01:03:35,280
Ah... one more thing.

940
01:03:47,580 --> 01:03:49,650
A noble waffle for the paladin.

941
01:03:50,650 --> 01:03:53,130
I feel dirty...

942
01:03:53,610 --> 01:03:55,710
You follow an overgrown trail out of town.

943
01:03:56,260 --> 01:03:59,800
The trail winds towards an ominous looking
mine set into the foot of the mountains.

944
01:04:01,710 --> 01:04:05,520
At the entrance to the mine there are
stairs that plunge far underground

945
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:09,290
The initial hallway leads deep into the darkness.

946
01:04:09,910 --> 01:04:13,450
The light from your torches seems
to shy away from the dark.

947
01:04:16,730 --> 01:04:20,030
Alright! Mark your spots.

948
01:05:50,870 --> 01:05:53,360
Nodwick? You're still alive?

949
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:55,810
Nodwick? Who's Nodwick?

950
01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:59,080
Henchman... from our last campaign.

951
01:05:59,550 --> 01:06:00,410
Really? Cool!

952
01:06:00,770 --> 01:06:02,228
Wait, how long has he been here?

953
01:06:02,339 --> 01:06:04,440
In game time? Ah... about two months.

954
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:06,750
You guys left him here all alone?

955
01:06:07,450 --> 01:06:09,280
Well... being dead we had little choice.

956
01:06:09,630 --> 01:06:11,620
There is no way he's still alive after 8 weeks.

957
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:16,940
You've left 3 months worth of provisions in that
chest of holding along with everything else.

958
01:06:22,890 --> 01:06:24,220
Everything else?

959
01:06:25,780 --> 01:06:26,830
Our gear!!

960
01:06:28,540 --> 01:06:32,119
Nodwick, don't you recognize us?
It's me, Fastidian.

961
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:34,469
Why are you wearing a dress?

962
01:06:34,470 --> 01:06:34,970
What?

963
01:06:36,090 --> 01:06:38,540
Oh, yeah... right.

964
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:45,710
We've come to retrieve our goods.
It's us... your former masters.

965
01:06:46,990 --> 01:06:50,530
Hang on a minute. You're not my former masters.

966
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:54,030
You're completely different characters
being played by the same players.

967
01:06:55,010 --> 01:06:58,058
Nodwick has no idea who your new characters are.

968
01:06:58,239 --> 01:07:00,140
I have never seen you before in my life.

969
01:07:00,620 --> 01:07:01,970
Shove off!

970
01:07:02,150 --> 01:07:04,350
Sorry to bother you, Sir.

971
01:07:04,770 --> 01:07:08,000
It's us, Nodwick. Tuk, Rennard... all of us.

972
01:07:09,010 --> 01:07:10,298
Weren't you a man just a second ago?

973
01:07:10,299 --> 01:07:11,860
I have another spell...

974
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:13,400
No wait! I'll charm him...

975
01:07:31,980 --> 01:07:33,890
Well...

976
01:07:34,830 --> 01:07:39,600
Given that my former masters
are more than likely dead..

977
01:07:39,610 --> 01:07:41,451
...I suppose you can have what's in the chest.

978
01:07:41,750 --> 01:07:44,510
But I get to carry it.

979
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:46,150
Done.

980
01:07:46,930 --> 01:07:47,620
And done.

981
01:07:49,340 --> 01:07:51,430
That's it? You're giving in that easily?

982
01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:54,360
You have to admit, that
mandolin is quite persuasive.

983
01:07:59,530 --> 01:08:01,980
Gary, you got that list
what else is in that trunk?

984
01:08:02,350 --> 01:08:05,960
We can plunder anything from the list, right?

985
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:10,190
I suppose...

986
01:08:13,230 --> 01:08:16,420
Spiked codpiece...

987
01:08:19,410 --> 01:08:20,850
Kneepads of the loom...

988
01:08:24,310 --> 01:08:26,500
Unnatural ax...

989
01:08:30,310 --> 01:08:31,240
Li...

990
01:08:39,860 --> 01:08:41,820
And now begins the killing!

991
01:08:41,830 --> 01:08:44,280
Nodwick, wait here until we return!

992
01:08:44,290 --> 01:08:45,760
I've heard of that before.

993
01:08:51,810 --> 01:08:55,320
Mort Kemnon.

994
01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:00,230
More uninvited guests!

995
01:09:00,380 --> 01:09:01,990
Your reign of terror ends here!

996
01:09:02,490 --> 01:09:05,020
By the light of Therin you shall fall.

997
01:09:05,570 --> 01:09:07,670
What good is the light of your goddess?

998
01:09:08,140 --> 01:09:11,380
She cannot help you... here.

999
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:17,749
No! We're...

1000
01:09:17,750 --> 01:09:18,970
...doomed.

1001
01:09:19,420 --> 01:09:20,080
Yes!

1002
01:09:23,020 --> 01:09:24,710
Cobweb. Go!

1003
01:09:29,930 --> 01:09:31,450
Face us, necromancer!

1004
01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:34,020
Face my bodyguards!

1005
01:09:35,110 --> 01:09:36,050
Mortals.

1006
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:37,840
Bodyguards?

1007
01:09:38,380 --> 01:09:39,301
I don't remember any...

1008
01:09:40,010 --> 01:09:40,540
Oh...

1009
01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:48,310
You can't use a lightsabre!

1010
01:09:48,660 --> 01:09:51,030
It's not even the right system!

1011
01:09:51,580 --> 01:09:55,540
I see no lightsabre. That would
be a copyright infringement.

1012
01:09:55,550 --> 01:09:57,610
I see a psionic spiritblade.

1013
01:09:57,730 --> 01:10:01,620
You do not have my permission
to use that in my campaign.

1014
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:02,900
Fine!

1015
01:10:02,910 --> 01:10:06,370
Then you do not have my permission
to use my old character.

1016
01:10:06,780 --> 01:10:08,848
You never asked me to make them an NPC...

1017
01:10:08,859 --> 01:10:11,259
...and I'm pretty sure you didn't
ask Ropie or Dopie either.

1018
01:10:13,610 --> 01:10:16,800
You can use the stuff in the trunk but that's it!

1019
01:10:22,130 --> 01:10:22,750
Turn!

1020
01:10:23,190 --> 01:10:26,870
Watch out for Bernnard! He'll backstab you.

1021
01:10:34,100 --> 01:10:36,250
Daphne takes 39 damage.

1022
01:10:36,820 --> 01:10:38,470
Oh god, I've only got 6 hitpoints.

1023
01:11:01,610 --> 01:11:02,430
Splendid.

1024
01:11:16,010 --> 01:11:18,580
Therin, save me!

1025
01:11:19,740 --> 01:11:20,680
Let go of my mini.

1026
01:11:21,300 --> 01:11:23,120
Oh, Grim Reaper! Get off the table.

1027
01:11:25,150 --> 01:11:26,090
I believe I had an arm.

1028
01:11:27,630 --> 01:11:28,780
Thank you.

1029
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:35,600
I think that's everything.

1030
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:37,950
I think you're missing a section of wall there.

1031
01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:40,250
Really?

1032
01:11:49,620 --> 01:11:52,280
No, no I think that's everything.

1033
01:11:52,670 --> 01:11:53,940
Oh, my mistake.

1034
01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:02,550
Stupid cat.

1035
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:13,650
Where's he gone?

1036
01:12:15,940 --> 01:12:17,610
There's a hidden door here!

1037
01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:43,440
Welcome to the temple of the true god.

1038
01:12:44,340 --> 01:12:49,200
I promise you this will be
our final confrontation.

1039
01:13:34,870 --> 01:13:37,710
Surely you can do better.

1040
01:13:41,220 --> 01:13:42,190
As you wish.

1041
01:13:42,230 --> 01:13:43,330
What the fu...

1042
01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:44,640
It's from the trunk.

1043
01:13:52,970 --> 01:13:54,060
The book!

1044
01:13:55,270 --> 01:13:56,400
Destroy the grimoire.

1045
01:14:15,580 --> 01:14:17,250
Flinn is alone with the grimoire.

1046
01:14:17,570 --> 01:14:20,560
I stab it... wait... I backstab it!!

1047
01:14:21,260 --> 01:14:24,100
You can't backstab it... you can't
sneak attack an inanimate object!

1048
01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:26,280
Why not? It's prone.

1049
01:14:26,900 --> 01:14:28,420
It doesn't have a destroyable anatomy.

1050
01:14:28,460 --> 01:14:29,970
It's got a spine, doesn't it?

1051
01:14:41,310 --> 01:14:42,750
Bards suck...

1052
01:14:44,230 --> 01:14:47,110
That was unprecedented, Leo.

1053
01:14:49,790 --> 01:14:52,710
On the upside though you did give me
a chance to finish casting my spell.

1054
01:14:53,220 --> 01:14:53,880
Which one?

1055
01:14:54,810 --> 01:14:55,710
Please.

1056
01:15:09,540 --> 01:15:11,260
He's not dead yet.

1057
01:15:22,770 --> 01:15:25,060
You... you think you have defeated me?

1058
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:27,280
Pretty much! You did just explode.

1059
01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:28,280
Twice, actually.

1060
01:15:29,270 --> 01:15:32,500
You have only made him more powerful.

1061
01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:55,500
Can we please go to sleep now? I'm almost dead.

1062
01:15:55,720 --> 01:15:57,340
You can sleep when we're done here.

1063
01:15:57,720 --> 01:15:59,800
Seriously, I've got 1 hitpoint here.

1064
01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:03,060
Do you remember what Mort Kemnon
said right before we killed him?

1065
01:16:03,430 --> 01:16:04,940
Bhgaaargrg?

1066
01:16:06,070 --> 01:16:10,640
No... "You have only made him
more powerful." Who did he mean?

1067
01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:16,930
Death! Obviously his god...
the source of his power.

1068
01:16:17,220 --> 01:16:21,330
Why would Death become more powerful
after we've killed his greatest servant?

1069
01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:25,630
I don't think we have met the final enemy.

1070
01:16:26,230 --> 01:16:27,640
Super! Can we go to bed now?

1071
01:16:27,860 --> 01:16:30,818
In a minute, bard-boy. There's
something we're missing.

1072
01:16:30,819 --> 01:16:32,840
There's some connection we haven't made.

1073
01:16:32,930 --> 01:16:38,400
You're creating phantoms were there are none.
Our adventure has ended.

1074
01:16:39,570 --> 01:16:40,870
How do you mean?

1075
01:16:41,140 --> 01:16:44,479
We killed Mort Kemnon. We have the mask.

1076
01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:47,820
It's experience points and waffle time.

1077
01:16:48,030 --> 01:16:52,050
Our reputation is endured; we
have beaten this challenge.

1078
01:16:52,280 --> 01:16:57,700
If we have beaten this challenge... why
are we still playing?

1079
01:17:26,950 --> 01:17:28,440
You raised our dinner from the dead.

1080
01:17:28,930 --> 01:17:29,690
Apparently..

1081
01:17:30,450 --> 01:17:31,709
It's awful.

1082
01:17:31,710 --> 01:17:35,129
I'm morally obliged to destroy this monstrosity.

1083
01:17:35,691 --> 01:17:39,280
...What would the hierophant say?

1084
01:17:40,870 --> 01:17:42,860
He would congratulate you on your victory.

1085
01:17:44,010 --> 01:17:50,059
Your grace!? We were not expecting you.

1086
01:17:50,131 --> 01:17:54,560
We forgive you. The mask of death?
You have obtained it?

1087
01:17:55,480 --> 01:17:56,860
Yes, your grace.

1088
01:17:57,220 --> 01:17:59,900
Then the land shall finally know peace.

1089
01:17:59,910 --> 01:18:03,130
Quickly now. Hand it over so we
may rush it to the cathedral.

1090
01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:05,950
What you ask is impossible, your grace.

1091
01:18:06,150 --> 01:18:07,980
We have sworn to return it to the king.

1092
01:18:08,450 --> 01:18:12,028
Aye, and he shall have it. Rest
assured, we come with his blessing.

1093
01:18:12,029 --> 01:18:13,140
Now hand over the mask!

1094
01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:14,950
Your grace, I cannot...

1095
01:18:15,070 --> 01:18:18,280
This is not the time for
personal glorys, Sir Osric.

1096
01:18:18,281 --> 01:18:20,260
You will hand over the mask!

1097
01:18:20,470 --> 01:18:23,459
Your grace has our answer.

1098
01:18:23,460 --> 01:18:29,510
This is treason! You have
been corrupted by the mask!

1099
01:18:30,220 --> 01:18:31,008
I'm gonna die!

1100
01:18:31,009 --> 01:18:31,820
Yeah, you will.

1101
01:18:31,821 --> 01:18:32,900
See ya.

1102
01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:36,990
How you shame Therin by aligning with darkness.

1103
01:18:37,480 --> 01:18:40,970
He who stumbles around in
darkness with a stick is blind...

1104
01:18:40,971 --> 01:18:47,639
...but he who... sticks out in darkness... is...

1105
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:49,460
...fluorescent!

1106
01:18:51,750 --> 01:18:53,790
Loose 50 experience!

1107
01:18:54,660 --> 01:18:58,440
If you would worship death then do so at his side.

1108
01:18:59,520 --> 01:19:02,130
The light of Therin is withdrawn from you.

1109
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:38,320
Turn!

1110
01:19:41,580 --> 01:19:42,760
I've lost my powers.

1111
01:19:51,420 --> 01:19:53,130
It's still good.

1112
01:19:55,550 --> 01:19:59,350
It is apparent, in the aftermath of
the battle, that the hierophant..

1113
01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:00,850
...Is your enemy.

1114
01:20:00,910 --> 01:20:03,248
Should have known that dude was evil.

1115
01:20:03,249 --> 01:20:05,830
Should have killed him when we had the chance.

1116
01:20:06,100 --> 01:20:09,500
See! That's why I kill so many NPCs.
You never know!

1117
01:20:09,510 --> 01:20:11,240
At least we can resurrect Flinn.

1118
01:20:11,740 --> 01:20:14,980
Actually no. The staff is out of charges.

1119
01:20:18,030 --> 01:20:19,648
We must retrieve the mask.

1120
01:20:19,649 --> 01:20:23,040
The longer we wait, the more time the
hierophant has to consolidate power.

1121
01:20:23,300 --> 01:20:25,200
It will take us days to cross the mountains.

1122
01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:27,060
We have not a moment to loose.

1123
01:20:28,810 --> 01:20:31,070
You journey swiftly back into the king's lands.

1124
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:36,500
As you go you notice signs of decay that
were not there when your adventure began.

1125
01:20:38,650 --> 01:20:42,130
You arrive to find the
cathedral guarded by paladins.

1126
01:20:44,230 --> 01:20:45,698
They're gonna be looking for us.

1127
01:20:45,751 --> 01:20:47,840
We'll need a distraction.

1128
01:20:51,870 --> 01:20:52,460
What?

1129
01:21:08,590 --> 01:21:11,650
Hold peasant! What business
brings you to Therin's temple?

1130
01:21:12,060 --> 01:21:14,150
Please father! My husband is dead.

1131
01:21:14,151 --> 01:21:16,810
Raise him with Therin's healing hand.

1132
01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:18,660
Your... husband?

1133
01:21:19,070 --> 01:21:21,140
Yeah, I'm so a woman.

1134
01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:23,149
Be that as it may...

1135
01:21:23,150 --> 01:21:27,330
Death is a natural thing. We can't
resurrect every man that falls.

1136
01:21:27,331 --> 01:21:30,870
Not even if I make a donation to the church?

1137
01:21:33,780 --> 01:21:37,139
Therin's blessing be upon you.

1138
01:21:37,140 --> 01:21:39,460
Escort this lady to the infirmary.

1139
01:22:07,370 --> 01:22:10,120
I...eh... Sorry, Bill.

1140
01:22:28,630 --> 01:22:31,890
That music... I've heard it before.

1141
01:22:32,790 --> 01:22:35,830
It's the hymnth of Therin. It calls
forth the love of our goddess.

1142
01:22:39,390 --> 01:22:41,860
Alive? Good! It's time.

1143
01:22:42,220 --> 01:22:44,029
Keep that water handy.

1144
01:22:44,030 --> 01:22:44,790
Ok.

1145
01:22:51,090 --> 01:22:53,500
Hierophant! We beg an audience.

1146
01:22:54,010 --> 01:22:55,780
Ah! Uninvited guests.

1147
01:22:56,050 --> 01:22:57,310
Give us the mask.

1148
01:22:57,650 --> 01:22:58,950
And why would we do this?

1149
01:22:59,160 --> 01:23:00,560
It must be destroyed.

1150
01:23:00,561 --> 01:23:04,580
My dear boy. Why would I wish the mask destroyed?

1151
01:23:04,810 --> 01:23:08,410
It is evil. It must be destroyed
for the glory of your goddess.

1152
01:23:08,830 --> 01:23:13,110
Ah! It is for the glory of our
goddess that we shall wear the mask.

1153
01:23:14,070 --> 01:23:15,630
How can you not understand?

1154
01:23:15,631 --> 01:23:20,720
Before the threat Mort Kemnon, the
people turned their backs on Therin.

1155
01:23:21,150 --> 01:23:23,800
They became complacent, unholy.

1156
01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:28,280
By depriving them of their goddess
I've rekindled their faith.

1157
01:23:28,281 --> 01:23:33,690
Their fear of death drives them
into the saving light of Therin!

1158
01:23:34,240 --> 01:23:36,460
When the king finds out what you have done...

1159
01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:39,270
The king? The king would not understand.

1160
01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:47,280
Now I rule as king, as hierophant
and as avatar of our goddess!

1161
01:23:52,510 --> 01:23:56,129
I brought peace to this unworthy lands.

1162
01:23:56,130 --> 01:24:00,169
I resurrected the glory of the light!

1163
01:24:00,170 --> 01:24:04,170
And only I am deserving of the power of Therin!

1164
01:24:05,680 --> 01:24:09,460
Now... kneel before your new god!!

1165
01:24:31,550 --> 01:24:34,240
You have betrayed your vows and your goddess.

1166
01:24:34,241 --> 01:24:38,690
She will not stand for this blasphemy.
And neither will I.

1167
01:24:38,890 --> 01:24:40,480
Then join her in the world beyond.

1168
01:24:48,220 --> 01:24:49,990
Now how did that go... ?

1169
01:24:54,580 --> 01:24:55,910
Ah, yes...

1170
01:24:56,340 --> 01:25:02,090
♪ Brings me to Therin, goddess of the light...

1171
01:25:02,180 --> 01:25:04,740
- ♪ Her grace... - Goddess?

1172
01:25:05,270 --> 01:25:08,370
Daphne, the heart! Therin is trapped in the heart.

1173
01:25:17,710 --> 01:25:19,330
I am your avatar!

1174
01:25:19,970 --> 01:25:22,050
The light of Therin be upon you.

1175
01:25:56,270 --> 01:26:00,099
Rise, Daphne.

1176
01:26:00,100 --> 01:26:01,620
You have freed me from my prison...

1177
01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:03,330
...and have my thanks.

1178
01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:07,900
Of all your fellows it was you..

1179
01:26:07,910 --> 01:26:10,570
...who never strayed from the
path of goodness and law.

1180
01:26:11,700 --> 01:26:18,860
And so, as reward, I shall grant
you any one wish that you desire.

1181
01:26:21,540 --> 01:26:23,020
No way!

1182
01:26:23,490 --> 01:26:24,990
Limited or unlimited?

1183
01:26:25,390 --> 01:26:28,329
She's a goddess, dude! It's unlimited!

1184
01:26:28,330 --> 01:26:29,800
You could wish for anything.

1185
01:26:30,020 --> 01:26:34,050
Go for levels! You could be
like 20th level everything.

1186
01:26:34,290 --> 01:26:38,730
No, no, no, gear! Gear! You could wish
for everything that is in those books.

1187
01:26:38,950 --> 01:26:41,669
No, no, no! Don't think small!

1188
01:26:41,670 --> 01:26:47,100
Wish yourself immortal. Have her
to make you a goddess as well.

1189
01:26:56,790 --> 01:27:00,830
I wish that you bring Sir Osric back to life.

1190
01:27:02,870 --> 01:27:04,900
As you wish...

1191
01:27:06,140 --> 01:27:09,540
That was awesome!

1192
01:27:09,770 --> 01:27:11,390
That's beautiful.

1193
01:27:11,740 --> 01:27:14,069
That is so freaking stupid!

1194
01:27:14,070 --> 01:27:21,140
I have seen stupid decisions before but that
is the single most lame retarded one ever!

1195
01:27:21,310 --> 01:27:26,080
You wasted an unlimited wish! On an NPC!

1196
01:27:28,150 --> 01:27:31,798
How about wishing for more wishes,
or advancing our levels,..

1197
01:27:32,201 --> 01:27:34,220
...or giving us magical items.

1198
01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:38,450
How about wishing yourself immortal first
and then resurrecting him yourself?

1199
01:27:38,550 --> 01:27:40,680
Good god! Could have had anything!

1200
01:27:40,910 --> 01:27:42,780
It's what my character would have done.

1201
01:27:43,090 --> 01:27:46,310
You could have been a god! I know
Mormons that would have killed for that!

1202
01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:49,850
What was the paladin to us?

1203
01:27:50,100 --> 01:27:51,340
He's not even a real character!

1204
01:27:51,861 --> 01:27:54,470
We can always get more NPCs.

1205
01:27:54,530 --> 01:28:01,510
You waste the greatest treasure in the
game on nothing but a story decision.

1206
01:28:02,830 --> 01:28:04,110
Should have never gotten you in.

1207
01:28:04,591 --> 01:28:09,730
You ruined my game! That is it!

1208
01:28:09,810 --> 01:28:14,050
Damn it, we're gamers! Haven't
you learned anything?

1209
01:28:36,210 --> 01:28:38,070
So... what happens next?

1210
01:29:12,450 --> 01:29:14,079
Rise, Flinn!

1211
01:29:14,080 --> 01:29:22,010
You have my thanks! You shall be my herald
and spread music and peace to all my people.

1212
01:29:29,570 --> 01:29:33,200
Leo, you gained a level of
the Cantor prestige class.

1213
01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:39,980
Rise, Lester.

1214
01:29:41,460 --> 01:29:44,150
You have my thanks.

1215
01:29:44,190 --> 01:29:48,320
I would have you enter my service
but I cannot have an evil person...

1216
01:29:48,350 --> 01:29:52,940
I'm not evil! I'm chaotic neutral. Right?

1217
01:29:53,430 --> 01:29:54,289
No.

1218
01:29:54,290 --> 01:29:57,290
- You are evil and a whore. - Totally.

1219
01:30:06,070 --> 01:30:09,090
Gary, you can't remember any of your spells.

1220
01:30:09,140 --> 01:30:10,060
What did you do to me?

1221
01:30:11,230 --> 01:30:15,420
I've burned away your wickedness
and made you whole again.

1222
01:30:15,780 --> 01:30:17,390
Game terms, please.

1223
01:30:17,970 --> 01:30:21,520
I replaced your levels of sorcerer
with equal levels of cleric.

1224
01:30:23,330 --> 01:30:25,930
So I have to be... good?

1225
01:30:26,290 --> 01:30:27,050
Yes.

1226
01:30:29,060 --> 01:30:30,170
Thanks!?

1227
01:30:33,090 --> 01:30:35,170
Where's the monk?

1228
01:30:35,890 --> 01:30:40,660
He is gone. He disagreed with
the wisdom of my decision.

1229
01:30:41,510 --> 01:30:49,510
Rise, Sir Osric. I deputize thy
Lord High-Marshall of my paladins.

1230
01:31:01,770 --> 01:31:04,519
Go forth, heroes and spread my light..

1231
01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:07,770
...to the dark places of the world.

1232
01:31:13,660 --> 01:31:16,320
So I guess that means that the
campaign is over, doesn't it?

1233
01:31:17,050 --> 01:31:18,180
This one is, yeah.

1234
01:31:19,700 --> 01:31:21,910
I had a good time.

1235
01:31:22,700 --> 01:31:28,320
Me too. That was different... but cool.

1236
01:31:28,330 --> 01:31:33,820
Mostly cool. I like the way you game.

1237
01:31:35,420 --> 01:31:37,490
Totally in agreement here.

1238
01:31:38,830 --> 01:31:42,010
Well... eh... thanks. Thanks for coming out, guys.

1239
01:31:42,400 --> 01:31:44,500
See ya.

1240
01:31:45,100 --> 01:31:46,130
Thank you, Lodge.

1241
01:31:48,900 --> 01:31:50,340
- Waffles? - Recognized!

1242
01:32:40,680 --> 01:32:42,650
- Awesome! - Very cool!

1243
01:32:43,200 --> 01:32:45,450
And of course, everybody gets promos.

1244
01:32:51,400 --> 01:32:52,550
Thank you.

1245
01:32:54,680 --> 01:32:56,900
I've got one for Cass, since
he was in the campaign.

1246
01:33:01,730 --> 01:33:03,350
The story doesn't end here, does it?

1247
01:33:03,480 --> 01:33:06,798
Oh, no, no. Check it out! I have
a cool new villain lined up.

1248
01:33:06,799 --> 01:33:10,000
I've got it from a friend of mine.
He's kind of a ninja swashbuckler.

1249
01:33:10,060 --> 01:33:11,550
The shadow!

1250
01:33:11,620 --> 01:33:12,680
The shadow?

1251
01:33:12,830 --> 01:33:13,600
The shadow?

1252
01:33:14,060 --> 01:33:14,970
The shadow?!

1253
01:33:26,710 --> 01:33:29,730
Hi guys! What's up, Lodge?

1254
01:33:31,300 --> 01:33:38,210
Eh... why don't you guys go on into the room there.
I'll be right there.

1255
01:33:46,020 --> 01:33:50,230
You've got something published. I
know you worked really hard on it.

1256
01:33:50,740 --> 01:33:52,040
Thanks.

1257
01:33:54,150 --> 01:34:02,150
I had a look at it and ...ah... it's actually
pretty well balanced to tell the truth, so...

1258
01:34:06,610 --> 01:34:11,399
Oh, I heard that you're starting
a new campaign and... ah..

1259
01:34:11,400 --> 01:34:15,840
...you know... I was thinking that... eh..

1260
01:34:18,280 --> 01:34:21,320
If... you need another player.

1261
01:34:21,340 --> 01:34:23,870
I could stop by from time to time.

1262
01:34:24,260 --> 01:34:25,470
Why the change of heart?

1263
01:34:32,690 --> 01:34:37,749
You know... if I win... okay... the story ends..

1264
01:34:37,750 --> 01:34:41,850
...and I can't avoid to keep going.

1265
01:34:47,100 --> 01:34:49,910
Would you like to join the group, Cass?

1266
01:34:51,030 --> 01:34:54,270
Hey! I'm not doing anything else, yeah!

1267
01:34:54,610 --> 01:34:57,050
Why don't you join the group, Cass?

1268
01:35:05,250 --> 01:35:13,250
Ehm... I ah... I'll be in the back. Just...
ah... I'll be in the back room.

1269
01:35:33,530 --> 01:35:34,080
I am a dick!

1270
01:35:34,670 --> 01:35:35,520
Yes.

1271
01:35:36,780 --> 01:35:38,340
Yeah...

1272
01:35:52,480 --> 01:35:54,710
So, where does this new adventure start?

1273
01:35:55,650 --> 01:35:58,830
Oh, it starts about where you guys left off.

1274
01:35:58,840 --> 01:36:05,340
You have saved the kingdom and restored the peace.

1275
01:36:05,460 --> 01:36:06,729
Or have you?

1276
01:36:06,730 --> 01:36:10,480
I present to you Lord Osric of Whitetower.

1277
01:36:35,390 --> 01:36:39,000
Sit! Arise! Speak!

1278
01:36:39,040 --> 01:36:42,700
The mask of death! It's gone.
Stolen by the shadow.

1279
01:36:44,370 --> 01:36:48,370
It must be recovered. Who will
risk their life on this quest?

1280
01:36:53,840 --> 01:36:57,858
You guys just got here. Surely there's
another hero in our kingdom..

1281
01:36:57,859 --> 01:37:00,940
...that would prefer to go in
their place to certain death?

1282
01:37:10,040 --> 01:37:11,290
Alright... it seems unlikely.

1283
01:37:12,670 --> 01:37:14,490
Good luck, then. Off you go!