Auntie, do you know a man named Che?
Che? What does he do?
He drives a ten-wheeler truck.
Oh, Che the ten-wheeler driver.
Hey, get away! The ten-wheeler is coming.
Che the ten-wheeler is coming
Uncle Che.
What's up kid? Let's have a chat at my house.
Wait
- What's the matter? - You're not going away easily.
What are you talking about? Let's go Ake.
- Uncle Che, why did you come here? - I always come this way.
See you next week sister.
So Ake how's your dad?
Same. Always busy.
He can teach other kids but not his own.
Have you been a naughty boy?
Just a little bit.
- Hey, what's your problem? - Hey what are you doing? Get off one another.
He didn't pay me up.
Why are you such naughty boys?
Try to be like those boys over there.
Look at them.
Mr Ake or Miss Ake?
Ake, Ake...
Ake, don't move your butt while walking.
Hurry up.
Uncle Che there's a ghost inside.
I've lived here for twenty years, never seen one.
Go take a look.
Where is it? Where the hell is your ghost?
Where? Where is it?
It was there.
Jeez, how could there be a ghost?
Hey, smash it!
Enough Ake.
Hey, that's Ood and Add.
Hello.
Who is it? Damn, he hit me good.
Are you friends with Tiger Woods?
What are you doing in the closet?
We thought he's a burglar.
So we were trying to catch him.
Do you swear you didn't aim at my face, bastard?
This is my room.
Hey!
- What are you screaming about? - What's that for? / Ghost. A ghost.
She's a mannequin, not a ghost. She's my wife, June.
I used this when I was a tailor at Giorgio Armani.
- Really? - Yes.
Were you snoring last night?
You sounded tired last night.
- How did he sound? - Why?
Don't tease him. It's the sewing machine.
How's that sound?
I don't want to imagine.
- Che, is this a new one? - Get her separated.
I only have one.
Ake, go take a shower.
Hey, have you? Have you?
What is it?
Don't let me know you're fooling around with my girl.
Hmm.. He's obsessed.
- He's not obsessed. He's jealous. - Jealous?
- Jealous of the mannequin. - By the way, have you tried her?
- Are you crazy? - Have you?
Che's girl?
No, I haven't.
You wanna try?
- No. It'll hurt. - Why?
It's crazy to be jealous of a mannequin.
Come here.
We all live here as real men.
To scream when you get scared like you did...
It's sissy.
Eeeek, my panties.
That's not manly.
Hey, you want problems? See, that's how it should be.
Wow, Che. You're such a macho.
Hey Ake. I'm your brother now.
- I'll tell you what. You're gonna love Che. - Right on.
Look at Ood and me. I love him to death.
I love him to death too.
You don't love him as much as I do.
How do you prove it?
I will cut my arm. Pour my blood in the whiskey and let you drink it.
If you don't drink it, I'll slash your face.
Much better than whiskey.
- Che - Hmm...
- I love you. - I love you too.
If you do love me, why the hell did you slash my arms?
Son of a bitch. My arms are slashed.
- Who's crazy now? - Why did I let you slash my arms? What was I thinking?
Stop laughing Ake. This is no big deal.
Do you know that Ood and I.
Hey, did you tie up my straw?
If I were rich I will get an operation to get rid of you.
That's your business. What are you complaining about?
Did you just eat durian?
Hey Ood and Aod where are you going?
Obviously not Ripley's mansion, stupid.
What a miserable life for you two.
Can't go very far.
Aod, why are you pissing on my legs?
- Just move away. - You're messing with me, aren't you?
- Ood, Ood. I'm getting wet, bastard. - Why?
You have kidney stone? I think I got hit. I'll get you back. Drink this.
Don't do it. Let go. That's enough.
Ood, Aod, stop bickering. Have you checked the tire pressure?
Have you checked?
- You go. - How could I? I'm stuck with you.
- You go. - You go.
Che.
What?
Where's the metal gauge?
I put it next to the exhaust pipe.
Here.
- What's that Ood? - What's this made of?
Metal.
Right. You're smart.
I'll make the knocks. You listen.
- Okay. - Harder.
Knock harder.
Jeez can't you knock any harder?
As hard as possible?
Let me see.
Yeah.
Hey what the hell did you do?
- Che's got broken teeth. - I've got a freaking machete in my mouth.
Our heads got separated. Yeah Ood.
Awesome.
- Che, we got separated. - Hello?
Hello che? How's Ake doing?
He's with Ood and Aod. We will teach him how to be a real man.
- Have chilli, eat chilli. - Have spice, eat spice.
Staying with Che,
I have eaten many chili and spices that I got bad stomach ache.
Hey, you don't have to scare him like that.
It's up to you to help mold him into a real man.
Don't worry, I understand you.
He'll be a manly man.
You'll get better result than sending him into a boot camp.
Ready? 1-2-3-4, 1-2, 1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2, 1-2 1 drum roll.
Drum roll.
What's all that noise?
He's doing marine drills.
Please take care of him. Teach him to be a man.
You bet.
- Ake. Look at this. - Aim and shoot.
You suck.
You couldn't shoot the Himalaya right now.
I'm drunk.
Show him how it's done.
Hey, Ake. You're teasing me with your look.
- Show him the... - You son of a bitch.
Remember this shot, and go tell your dad...
..what a sharpshooter I am.
Got it.
Hey.
Shit. The shrine.
Che, explain to the angel tomorrow. I'm outta here.
I didn't mean to.
I'll make you strong like me someday.
I will not let your dad down.
- Oops! - Hey!
Hey, what are you guys doing, Ake?
- Oh, wow. - Look at Che.
What's going on?
Ake, what did you do to your uncle?
What did I do?
Don't tell me, Ake, that you screwed me last night?
Holy shit. Your nephew has become your husband.
No, I wouldn't do that type of thing.
You didn't do it? Where's my sarong?
It's up at your neck.
Up to my neck, jeez.
I think you must have done it in your sleep.
I did it in my sleep? I've never done that.
Come on. Let's get dressed.
Ake.
Hurry up.
Ake, you must take responsibility.
Remember, you screwed me once.
Ood, Aod. Go get dressed.
Uncle Che, why did you become a truck driver?
None of your business.
Look around while driving a ten-wheeler. It's a big truck.
Got it uncle Bao. How can I be a good truck driver like you?
Drive down. Change gears and go down.
Do they want trouble?
Ake, hold on tight.
If you are a man then you must fight like one.
You want trouble don't you?
Who is your boss? Bring him to me.
I'm the boss.
Get off for a while.
You want to die?
Why not?
- He's teasing you. - Alright.
You don't know me.
Ood, Aod.
See it asshole?
Stop uncle Che.
Ake, this is how a man doing his business.
Asshole, Che has owned this road since you were still in the womb.
Give him the beating from hell. Ood, Add.
- Ood, did they do it to you. - No.
- Who did? - You did, shit.
You want to die, huh?
- I can't take it anymore. - I'm going to shoot you, bastard.
- Uncle Che, no. - Your life is really screwed.
Get out. Come on. Push it.
You got a son.
He looks just like his father.
I told you I was in a hurry.
Hey.
Stop screaming. Let's get out of here.
Why did you stop?
I forgot the bike.
Moron. I was in a mood.
Che, go faster.
Hey, I'm going as fast as I can. Don't rush me.
Go into town. Go to downtown.
Where's everybody? Why is it so quiet?
- Just keep on driving. - Che, slow down. We're in town now.
There, on the left. Pull over, Che. Right. That's it.
Is this a haunted house?
No, definitely not.
Che, this is our heaven.
Oh... that's better now.
Let's go Ake. Follow me.
It's okay. I'll wait for you here.
Come here.
- Hurry up. - Come down.
- Ake... - He's excited.
Go to 7-11 over there. Go to buy some "bags" for us.
What kind of bag? I have one. What do you want it for?
Don't try to be funny, Ake.
Just tell the cashier you want some "bags". They know what you mean.
Are you going to 7-11? Buy some Saranae CD's for me.
I'm serious. They're funny stuff.
Hurry up.
Welcome to 7-11. How may I help you?
I'll take some of this. That's it.
Three cans of pepsi. Two packs of sweet tamarinds.
Two boxes of soft cake.
I'll take these too.
Okay. No need to be shy. You are going to make love?
Yes, uh, no. These are for my friends.
Wow, strawberry flavor.
One pack of durex strawberry. Two packs of durex durian.
Total of three packs.
- Don't have to say out loud. - One pack has three condoms.
Would you like some more?
No thanks.
- 400 baht. - Uh.
I'll just take these.
Which one?
Just these.
Total is (?) baht.
Hey wait. Your change.
- I can't wait any longer. - Why?
- Let's go. - Calm down.
- Ake is coming. - He's coming. He's back.
Hey where's Saranae CD's?
- Saranae CD's? - They're out of them.
Sold out?
The delivery truck didn't come.
- Listen to him. - Don't let me know where you get this joke from.
Come on, give me that.
- Strawberry. - Awesome.
- Durian. - Wow, lots of them.
This is custard apple.
I didn't know they make custard apple flavor. Must have lots of seeds.
Let's go.
Great. Great.
- Go. Go. - Come on.
- Lets go inside. What are you so shy about? - What are you waiting for?
- Don't disobey me. - Come on.
I'll teach you the manly way.
Go.
Don't worry.
Come on. Trust me. Go with me.
What are you looking at?
Okay, I got it.
- Crazy. - How was it?
Let's go.
Customers.
Let me take care of them.
I said I'll take care of them.
- Ouch... - I'll take care of the customers.
Hey, Rung.
Yes, sir.
Is that your wife?
- Right. She's my girlfriend. - Is her nickname 'elephant'?
Your mouth would be better off for eating.
Are you sure you have what it takes to come here?
Don't you know who I am?
I've conquered this road for years.
- We have it. - Then prove it. Impress me.
Girls come out. Come out.
- Must be nice. - Our first.
The first one is Fish.
Cold fish.
Oh wow.
She's a skilled massage.
Shit, she'll break my body in two.
Her name is Gift.
Hello, my name is Gift.
Is that you Gift?
Yes it is.
I know her. I lost my virginity to her.
- Really? - Gift, you're still alive?
Which one would you like?
I'll let you choose first.
- Oh - Oh, that's so nice of you, Che.
You let me choose these hags.
Why? I'm being considerate.
Do you have something better?
- I have another one. - Is she like them?
Would you like to see?
Dao, come here.
I'll take her.
Che, I'll take his girl. Mr. Rung, I'll take this girl.
I'm first.
Hey Ood. You want to fight me for her?
Come on. Let's settle the score right here.
Stop your bickering.
- I'll take her. - What?
- Che? - Why?
- I pay for you guys. - Oh.
OK, end of conversation.
Come, Dao. Take care of the customers.
Oh, wow.
Pretty but lame.
Hey, take care of Ake.
You better take care of yourself.
Maybe it's all gone.
Stop it.
Rung, I don't want any of these girls.
Do you have something similar to the last one?
- No legs are okay. - But pretty face.
Wow, twenty baht is too much. Let me get the change.
- Nah, just keep it. - No need to change.
- Please go wait upstairs. - Uh.
- I take good care of the big tippers. - Hey.
- Yes? - Take care of him.
- Of course. Please go upstairs. - Ood, let's go.
Don't worry. I'll take care of you.
You drive a ten wheeler?
What else could I possibly do?
So shall we?
Can you wait for a minute?
Mom.
I have to work.
I'm sorry that I have to take this job.
I have no other choices.
I hope you won't be upset.
I'm ready now.
- What are you doing? - This helps cures gout.
I don't think so.
Now let me cure your hemorrhoids.
You like it? Let's do it again.
- Really? - Hmm.. Good.
Hold the pillow.
- Now this will help cure your coughing. - My coughing?
Coughing, yes. Ready?
God, you water elephant.
Sea monster, stinking bear.
Did you have to call on me while I was watching the series?
It's the final episode for god's sake.
What a stinking job I have to do.
Next time you come you might just take some pills.
Why do you have to come at this time? Oh....
What is your name?
Ake.
Can't hear you. Come closer. What is your name?
My name's Ake.
You're here to get massaged?
Which type do you want?
Okay, I'll give you a gold package.
I apologize for this messy room.
I'll take a shower real quick.
Then I'll give you super special massage.
You hear me?
I'll be back real soon. Wait here.
Ake, just wait for a moment.
Ake, I'm back.
You must like to play hide and seek.
Really. Okay. Why didn't you tell me that you like it?
Ake, come on.
Stop playing around.
Ake where are you? Get out now.
Get out.
Ake, is that you?
Seeing only your back gives me chills.
What fine skin you have. Must be pretty.
Can I smell your back?
Be patient.
No bra. I can't wait any longer.
Have some manner.
Ghost. Hey, stop. Stop.
- I'm a human. - You're a ghost. You're not a human.
I won't let go.
Look at your tongue. You must be a ghost.
Give it to me.
Of course I will, music.
That's the devil's dance.
Are you sure you're not a voodoo doll?
You must be a devil. I'm being haunted.
Bitch.
Bitch. Get out. Get away from me. I said get out.
Get away from me. You're definitely a ghost.
I'll prove it to you one last time.
Gorgon, come to your mom.
What's your dog's name again?
Gorgon.
Shit. What a suspicious name.
Gorgon, tell him whether I'm a ghost or a woman.
That's the proof, bitch.
I'm gonna break your neck.
I got hit by a ten wheeler.
A ten wheeler?
When?
When I was a kid.
I was going out with my mom.
Then a ten wheeler came out of nowhere.
Mom was killed.
When did it happen?
More than ten years ago.
So I had to take this job.
Take it.
This is too much. I can't take it.
Take it.
Thank you.
Come on, time's up. Hurry up. Hey.
Hurry up.
Can I ask you something before I go?
What is it?
Can you give me a hundred?
I don't have any money left.
I'll make the change downstairs.
Hello there.
Who are you hiding from?
No one.
You forgot the change.
Thank you.
Whose truck is this?
Oh, it's my uncle's truck.
A gun is to shoot. A girl is to be screwed.
Twisted ten wheeler driver.
- Her husband was in the room. - Mine was worse.
Looks like a ghost. Che are you okay?
Did she give you a bad service?
Watch your mouth. Every woman deserves some dignity.
No dignity. Only lust.
It's not lust.
It's love.
Oh wow.
- Don't you understand? - This is so soap opera. I want to puke.
It's a soap opera but it's classic.
Let's find a place to stay tonight.
- What could I do to be more funny? - What?
- Why is it so dark in here? - Yeah, it's dark in here.
Sorry sir. There's some problems with the lights.
Hey, can I ask you something?
- What is it? - Be honest.
- Yes. - Is this place haunted?
Well, I've worked here for many years.
I haven't seen one.
The worst I've seen is when a woman hung herself in the room.
Which room?
- This room. - Don't tell me that..
Your room is not this one. The next one. Please.
I wouldn't want to stay in that room.
Actually that's not the worst.
There used to be a cold-blooded murderer here.
A husband suspected his wife to have an affair.
He lured her here to kill while she was sleeping.
Blood splattered all over when the hammer hits.
- The wife's dead? - The husband's blood.
The hammer slipped and hit his foot. Blood all over.
But he wouldn't quit.
He tried to smash her with a lamp. The victim cried painfully.
The wife?
The husband.
He got electrocuted.
So his wife had an alibi?
Yes.
- That's not surprising. - Why?
The husband is a moron.
Then he grabbed her by the leg. Beat her up.
Then pulled her out of the room.
Her body was covered with blood.
That's the blood stain over there.
Uncle Che.
How long ago was that?
3-4 months.
And you don't think you should clean it up?
Just so you believe me.
Jeez.
But you know, she was still alive at that point.
Really?
She tried to escape.
She used her nails to scratch the wall. See that scratching trail?
And why didn't you fix that?
Just so you believe me.
Jeez.
I think the wife was actually Wolverine.
What is it? Some kind of lotion?
- That's Vaseline. - Vaseline?
Take a look at this.
What's that?
This is her fingernail.
Why didn't you throw it away?
Just so you believe me.
I've believed you since the blood stain.
- I like you to have it. - Thanks a lot.
Shit, why should I keep it?
You're my guests. I'd like to give you something special.
What makes you think that?
You're welcome.
After the wife was dead, he put her body...
Into a fertilizer bag...
And bury it somewhere.
It's scary.
What is it now? Is she still alive?
This is your room.
Jeez. Ah...
Just a minute please.
Wrong room.
Jeez...
Which room?
This one. Please.
Please enjoy your stay.
Ake, what's wrong with you. You're being paranoid.
- Please go inside. - You're making my arms all black and blue.
- Have a good night. - Just a minute.
Arghh. Jeez. No need to slam the door.
I say... let's tell ghost stories.
It goes well with the atmosphere.
Ood, you start.
I must tell you first that this story is very scary.
The scary level is five skulls.
I think you've watched too much scary shows.
There was a driver of a ten wheeler.
He had to make a delivery at Chiang Mai.
It was four in the morning.
As he was driving past a haunted curve, he saw a woman.
What's that?
Hey. Hey. A ghost. A ghost.
This is because of you. Thank you for saving my life.
Arghh. A ghost. A ghost.
Eeeek. Dear god. Eeek. Eeek.
My god. A miracle again.
It's just because that woman had a messed up face.
Why did she have a messed up face?
She didn't go to a beauty clinic?
Why do you have to ask? Scary, isn't it?
Here's my story.
There's a ten wheeler driver who had to take a dump.
He got off the truck to shit.
While he was shitting, he heard a sound. Yum. Yum. Yum..
Like someone was eating something.
So he turned around, to see a ghost eating his shit.
Bleh, a ghost eating shit is scary?
You're ruining the scary atmosphere with your yum yum shit.
You like it, Ake? You're laughing.
- Stop laughing, Ake. - A shit eating ghost.
That's not so scary.
Okay, Ake. This is real now.
The driver was shitting.
- And he heard some sound of.. - What sound?
He heard a strange sound of...
Someone eating something.
He turned around and found a ghost.
What is it doing?
Eating some left over foods.
Ghost.
- Ghost. - Ghost.
- Wait for me.
Stop it. Why are you following me?
Wait for me. Where are you going?
I'm scared. Let me go with you.
The end.
Damn it. I'm not gonna give you any skulls.
Why not?
It's totally not scary.
Ake, your turn now. Tell us a ghost story
I've never seen one.
- You must have one. - I've never seen one.
Just make up one. Come on, do you have it now?
- I can think of one now. - That's good.
Come on, tell us the scariest story. Let's see if you get more than five skulls.
Once upon a time.
Oh, that's an
interesting introduction.
There were four men.
Who checked into a hotel room.
One man was sleeping. The other three were still awake.
So they decided to tell ghost stories.
- Good beginning. Scary. - I've got goose bumps.
The hotel was old. The ceiling was old.
And there was a hole in the ceiling.
One could see a woman's hair coming out of that hole.
Don't you think it's unusual?
- Is it unusual? - It is.
Yeah.
Then the head followed the hair out of the ceiling.
- She turned around. - She revealed herself? That's strange for a ghost.
Do you think the story teller is scared?
Are you?
Very.
Oh, wow. You're telling like you're really scared.
She got out of the hole.
And crawled to the man who is sleeping.
To the man who was sleeping.
- Now... - Now what?
Now she's next to the man who's sleeping.
Did he know?
- He's sleeping like a log. - Ha ha. Sleeping.
She wants to haunt that man,
But she can't because he's wearing an amulet.
Must be sacred.
So she's coming to the story teller.
- Story teller will be haunted. - He won't be haunted.
- Because? - He is wearing an amulet.
So she goes to the next person.
Ake.
Yes.
I give you six skulls.
Thank you.
Your story is a 3 dimensional ghost story. You want me to continue?
- Please. - The third person also wears an amulet.
So she goes to the fourth person.
Your story is becoming repetitive. Oh, hey.
The fourth person doesn't wear an amulet.
But that's okay.
- Add. - Here it is.
Ood.
You want me to play hard on you, huh, Ood?
Wait.
You are forcing me to do this.
What?
Moment of truth.
Bleh.
She's gone.
Hey, what are you doing?
Don't get any ideas?
- Where's the amulet? - In my stomach.
You've eaten it?
You want another one? It'll be more holy.
Let's get out of here. Ood, Ake. Go.
Che get out of here.
- What are we running from? - Ghost.
Hey, wake up. Wake up. Le's go.
We have arrived.
Let's take the stuff out and take the money. I'll take you to a karaoke.
Okay.
"You're like the ray of hope for me.
That make me see the love. I miss you. Dow."
Hello sir.
Let me see.
Wow. You're crying. Crying, huh?
Don't deny.
I know.
What?
The only explanation. He misses the lame girl.
Lame girl.
Lame, lame, lame.
Stop it.
Don't ever call her that again.
I never call your girl names.
Ake, will you sing a song for me?
- What song do you want to hear? - Any song that you like.
Just pick one.
How about Sena Hoy's "Secretly Lonely"? (I think Sena Hoy is Ood)
Aw... shoot.
That's shocking.
That's tasteless.
There are a million songs and singers.
Why did you choose such an ugly singer?
I tell you. He's only got one hit. Nothing other than that.
You have to light a joss stick before singing this song.
Why?
We shouldn't sing a dead man's song without asking first.
Oops, sorry, Che. Who did that?
You will sing for me?
Hey, lady, over here please.
What is it, old man?
Darling, give me a mic.
Is that my job? Go find it yourself.
Hmm. She must be the owner's daughter.
She's as moody as my grandma.
She's got bumps all over her back.
No, that's ringworm.
Ake.
Ake, let me tell you something.
One quality that a real man must have.
Is being considerate.
Look at those damn hip-hop singers over there.
They're hogging the mic to themselves.
You see how I handle it.
Che where are you going? They look like badasses.
Hey, it's my turn for the mic.
Kiss my ass. Go back to your table.
Go back old man. Go back while you're still able.
You look and dress horrible.
The real Che is dead. The imposter is about to.
Yo. Yo.
Che is dead. Imposter is about to die.
Will you give me the mic?
You shitheads.
Or you want a piece of me.
Do you want your big head cut in half? Give me the mic.
I'm gonna cut your big butt.
Wow, you're back.
Where's the mic?
Here.
How about them?
How's that?
Hello. One-two.
Come on, sing it. I want to hear it now.
"When will I have someone I call my own?"
"When will I have someone beside me?"
- It's not worth the shit I've went through. - "This is all I want".
"Is that too much to ask?"
- What should we do? - Pull it out.
Put it back.
But that will hurt him. Pull it out.
Better put it back. Is this fun?
- Hey, wait. Wait. - Huh? Why?
Huh? What is this?
- What? - I've never drunk Che's blood before.
Hey, Che's blood is gushing out. Looks like a geyser. Look, Ake.
Get your hands out.
Oh, wow. He bleeds easily.
He's out of blood.
Don't let me see those guys.
Get in the truck.
Hello.
Who are you waiting for?
You've got a nice smile.
Let me take you home.
If you don't deny, I'll take that as a yes.
Che, let's go.
Hey, let's take a rest here.
I'm kind of drunk.
I'll stop here. Hey, find your own bed.
Well, it's almost dawn.
I can't wait any longer.
We should find something to do together.
I'll take silence as a yes.
I like you. You're cute.
You'll find out what a great lover I am.
What are you doing?
Not a child's business. Go to sleep.
Go.
Now, lady.... Huh.
Ghost.
I know. Shit.
Get out of here, Che.
- Calm down. - Where to?
- Just go. - Where are we going?
- Hurry up. - What's this?
Let's go uncle Che.
- Go, Che. - Go faster.
Che, are they following?
- I don't know. - Hey, Che. They must be police ghosts.
Don't stop. Run through them.
Stop or I'll shoot.
Shit.
Hey, get out of the vehicle.
I couldn't stop.
- Where are you rushing off to? - We're running away from ghosts.
Are you carrying something illegal?
No, sir.
Stay right here. Watch them.
Yes, sir.
There's no ghosts.
What's under there?
- Got me startled. - Human smuggling.
These guys are so mean spirited.
Everyone, follow me.
- Hey. - What? What?
Lots of them.
You want some quick money, huh? Carrying lots of people.
You must have been keeping them in poor condition.
Look, they're starving and they can't walk straight.
Hey, feed them some food.
- They don't want. - What should we do with these guys?
- Take them to the station. - Go.
Uncle Che, look at that.
They're ghosts. You let me feed the ghosts, assholes.
- What should we do? - Get the hell outta here.
Ake, Ake.
We'll let you stay at the station.
Wait for me. Wait.
Why do we see ghosts all the time?
How would I know?
- Hey, Ood. - Here's a pretty scene.
Hello. Having problems?
There must be some problem with it's body parts.
No problem, with that body and my looks, it will be a great recipe. Oops.
It might need a little tune up.
No it doesn't need one.
Can you fix it?
Why don't you get down and let us take a look.
Okay, it's not broken.
The body is ... oh, hey.
Who told you to take the parts off?
Who the hell is this? Hey, Ood, the phone's ringing. Get someone to pick up the phone.
Where are you going? Put everything back.
It's done.
Are you sure it was like this?
Ood did it badly.
And your tailpipes.
- Are you mocking me? - Stop bickering and fix it.
Yes sir.
It's done. Hey.
1-2-3
But not yet.
- Is this good now? - Excellent.
- Great. - Don't do it again.
Have to go now.
Now how will I get them back?
Where is it?
- Hello? - Che.
It's Dow.
Oh, hey. I am going to see you soon.
I'm not sure whether we will meet again.
- Why not? - The big sister...
Said she would send me somewhere else.
You bitch.
I have to go. I'm out of money.
Wait for me.
Shit. What is it?
Uncle Che.
- Oh, hey. I'm done shopping. - What are you doing?
You're supposed to pay for that.
Which one is coconut?
What's this flavor?
Is that coconut?
Try some.
Pay for me.
Hello.
Rung, stop it.
What is it? You're not going anywhere.
Hey, what are you doing? It's me, Shooting Star.
You scared me. Give me some warning before you come, as loud as you can.
Rung, help me fix the television. It's broken.
Wait, Dow. Dow.
- The new Korean series is starting soon. - Who's in it?
Rain.
- A fan of Rain. - I'm a fan of Rain.
I don't think he deserves you. Let me go.
Come on, I have something in exchange. Just one time.
No. Not interested. What's the V sign for?
Twenty.
- You'll give me money? - Sure.
- Let's go. - Where is it?
- In my room. Let's go. - Where is it?
- Where's the TV? - I got you.
Hey, wait a minute.
What are you doing? Why are there so many locks?
Now you've eaten the key. Are you crazy? Get out.
No.
No. Help.
No, Rung. Don't send me elsewhere.
I can't work any harder. I only have one leg.
No, you have to go. It's the big sister's order.
I'm not going.
- You dare to deny me? - Hey.
You toothless moron. None of your business.
You want a piece of me? Come on, Rung.
Come on.
You can only pick on disable people?
- Che. - Tell me. Are you going to leave her alone?
- Okay. - Say it more manly.
- Okay, sir. - Call me "lord".
- "Lord" - Call me "Lord"
Lord.
If you ever do it again.
You'll get this.
A gun?
Nipples. I'll squeeze your nipples.
Go.
- When is the big sister sending you? - By next week.
But don't worry.
Wherever you are, you'll always be in my heart.
It's okay.
Don't think I'm a stranger. I'll talk to the big sister.
But I owe her a lot.
How much?
I borrowed her twenty thousand, but now it's 150 thousand.
150 thousand? Wow, that's a hell of an interest.
I don't want to trouble you. It's my debt.
I'll handle it myself.
Dow, your regular is here.
You go talk to one another.
I'm not a part of this.
Do they allow children in here?
I have to get back to work now.
Dow, who's that guy?
Oh, man.
Is that a man or a toy puppy?
Just a regular customer. Not worth having a trouble for.
If you say so.
Dow,
Let's go. Hold me up. Hold me. Hold me.
Come on, please. Hold me. Hold me.
Jeez, you're no bigger than a puppy. Just watch out.
Watch out.
Don't tell me you like the cashier girl.
If you do, then go ahead. Ask for her number.
- If you don't move, I will. - I will.
Right on.
You go get it.
Hey pull your pants up.
Act like a man. Okay.
Let's go.
Hello.
What's your name?
My name's Ake.
My name's BB.
Can I have your number?
In case I want to order something.
7-11 doesn't have delivery service. Your old trick won't work.
If you really want it,
Meet me at the Loy Kratong fair.
Really?
You'll give me your number?
Just meet me there.
Hey, you're chasing a girl now, huh?
Come here.
- Hey, Ake. Did you get it? - Uncle Che?
- What? - Let's go to Loy Kratong fair.
Oh, hey. Today's Loy Kratong day.
Good idea. I'll ask Dow to go with me.
Good. Good.
Where's Add and Ood?
They've gone to see a boxing match.
And where's the girl you're supposed to meet?
Here she comes.
You're dating an elder?
Be careful of her dentures when you kiss her.
No, uncle Che, the one behind her.
- Oh, she's cute. - Have you been waiting long?
Uncle Che. Dow. This is BB.
BB, this is uncle Che and Dow.
He's your uncle?
Which side?
His dad's brother.
Go buy some fish soup over there.
- Where is it? - Or noodle. Buy your girl some food.
- Why don't you get them? - I don't like noodles.
Go. Just go.
- Why are you blinking, uncle Che? - Oh...
- I don't like noodle. - I know. Just go, alright? Go. Go.
We'll wait here.
- What's wrong with him? - Aren't they coming with us?
- He's a little crazy. - Aren't they coming with us?
You like it?
It's fun. Where are we going next?
I'm sorry.
Can I borrow your cell phone for a minute? Mine's got dead battery.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Hello. It's me, you bastard. I'm calling from my new boyfriend's phone.
I'm with my new boyfriend. Bring your men with you.
My new boyfriend will beat you up badly.
I'm at the Ferris wheel. Son of a bitch.
Thank you very much.
- You're welcome. - Bye.
Hey, ugly face.
Did you see a woman talking on the phone around here?
I didn't.
- How could you not see her? - How could you not? She was talking a minute ago.
Call him, boss.
- Where is he? - Go, BB.
- Okay, I'm calling. Hello. Hello. - How's that?
- Hello, uncle Che? - Where are you?
I'm at the Ferris wheel.
- What color is your shirt? - We came here together, don't you remember?
- I'm wearing pink. - Pink?
With Rambo in the middle.
Rambo playing guitar?
Right, soloing the guitar.
Oh, wow. It's you.
Just hang up. No need to talk anymore. Finished.
Hey, lock him up.
You don't have to be funny all the time.
Teach him a lesson.
Oh, he seems to know how to fight.
Come on.
You're a boxer?
Give him the big one.
Of course. Oh, man.
- Take it. - Ake, let's go.
Boss.
Are you okay?
Let's shift our attention to the boxing ring.
In the ring is our champion, Giant S.
If you think you can beat him, get on this ring.
Hey.
Isn't this boxing for kids? Hey, is this kids boxing?
Giant is looking at his challenger.
Hey, who said it's kids boxing?
Fight me if you dare.
You little puppy, who did you dare?
I dare you.
You'll pay for your arrogance. You'll see.
Okay.
Ood, let's have some fun.
Right.
Okay, Giant has got a new challenger.
This is exciting. Ood tries to kick.
Giant jumps. Giant kicks. Kick.
Round one is over.
How is Ood doing? Oh, wow. He's crawling like a dog.
Come on. Fight like a man. 1-2, 1-2. Get inside.
- Hey, are you okay? - I'm okay.
Okay. Second round has started.
Hey.
Giant gives a kick.
Ood tries to get away. Giant is dancing.
Ood receives a punch.
Giant hits Ood in the face.
Ood hits back. Oh, wow. Giant is down.
Giant falls to the canvas now.
Hey, Ood. I think I've hit him at least 4-5 big punches.
His face is still clean Is he on some kind of drug?
Just go behind the corner to give a peek.
If he's on drugs, he will be disqualified. Go. I'll take care of him.
Okay, this is the final round.
Giant throws punches after punches.
Ood keeps getting away. Giant is getting upset.
Hey, you're cheating.
Hey, how did you come here?
Oh, wow. This is a double match. In the ring and under the ring.
Wow, this is dogfight. This is exciting.
What did you wish for?
I wished for someone who really loves me.
Did the sun get in your eyes?
Let's go together, you two.
Oh, jeez. You rotten kids. You put out the light on my Kratong boat.
Hey, you didn't put any money in it.
What a cheapskate. Let's go.
Damn it. Come here and fight me if you dare.
Don't fight those poor kids. I beg you.
Of course. Whatever you want me to do.
I like kids too.
Really? You love kids too?
Yes.
Also, do you love me?
Do you love me?
Tell me. Do you?
You do?
Come stay with me.
Okay.
But...
But what?
Give me some time to pack.
I finally have a wife.
Don't yell.
You don't look like a ten-wheeler driver.
How come you are here with them?
Why did you slap me?
The mosquito.
Didn't you hear my question?
Huh? What did you ask?
I asked you how you ended up in a ten-wheeler.
BB, do you think I'm gay?
Why do you ask that?
My dad thinks I'm gay.
So he sent me to live with uncle Che.
My friends are either women or gay.
So, are you?
Oho. Please go wait in the truck, Dow.
Hey, wake up.
What is it?
I'll take Dow back to pack her bags.
- Why does she have to pack? - She'll come to stay with us.
Let her sleep in my room.
Yeah, sleep in our room. I'll make it unforgettable.
Come on, pack up.
Ood, you are doing this to me again. Don't do it.
Hey, what are you doing?
It's late at night. Won't your mom be mad at you?
Nope.
Bad girl.
Uncle Che, can you take BB home too?
Of course, I like bad girls. Hey, what are you doing?
My nephew is a full man now.
Where do you live? Is it far? Where is it?
Not far. Around the curve with the banyan tree.
Oh, no problem.
Give her a ride home.
Che, you have a big head.
Let me see.
- Arrrgh... - BB, what's wrong?
Watch out, Che.
Hey.
Is she dead?
Jeez.
I don't know.
Hey, why are you crying?
Is she your relative?
Don't you remember this girl?
How can I remember her? I've just met her.
How could a bastard like you remember anything?
You were the one who killed this girl.
What?
You bastard.
You don't remember, don't you?
Do you remember me now?
Hey.
She probably isn't wearing a wig.
Exactly. Exactly.
Exactly.
Do you remember me now?
I do. Have you been well?
Ake, don't stand there. Let's go.
Uncle Che, this is not true, is it?
Not true your ass.
Can you go back just to check?
- Hell no. - Go back alone if you want.
You never had a feeling she could be a ghost?
Right.
Never.
Hey, and while you were going out with her...
Have you done it?
Oh, yeah. Have you banged her?
Ake banged a ghost. Ake banged a ghost.
Where did you come from? Add.
I heard you, hey.
I want to ask him what was it like to bang a ghost.
Was he feeling lively or deadly?
How did it feel like?
Add. Add. Where are you now?
Arrghh.. She's following us. Faster. She's there.
I'm going as fast as I can.
Go faster, Che. Go faster.
Ohh, she's doing backstroke.
Che, police.
Hey, a ten-wheeler running through the checkpoint. Stop it. Stop it.
- Both the ghost and the police. - We better surrender, Che.
You surrender yourself to the ghost.
Follow them. Block them.
Get out. Get out now. Get out, everyone.
Get out, everyone.
Hey, that's the speedster. You got in trouble again. Huh.
We haven't talked about when you brought a group of ghosts to take over my station.
Oh, Sergeant. I don't have time for that now.
- Because another one is following me. - Yeah.
Really? Then we can't wait. Give out the weapons.
Good. Oh, man.
Give me one.
Me too.
I have an amulet.
I don't have one. Give me one.
Add.
Add your ass.
You're talking strange.
Who are you?
- I'm not Add. - Huh?
Do you remember what you did?
- What did I do? - Do you know what you did to me?
- You must die. - You won't let me go?
Uncle Che. Don't touch her boobs.
Che, what were you thinking?
Why are you groping my boobs?
The ghost is out. She's out. Hey, who else isn't wearing an amulet?
I am not.
Shit. I only have one.
- Wow, what a macho. - How about che?
Let me go.
- Uncle Che, no. - Ake, don't do that.
Che.
Arrgh. Ow, Ake.
Why didn't you use your hand, bastard.
It freaking hurts.
Che.
Where is she?
Che.
BB.
- BB. - Don't think you'll get away with this.
I won't let you go.
Leave my nephew alone.
- Just you and me, come on. - Che, don't do that. It'll upset her.
- Don't be afraid of her. - You dare to challenge me?
- You will be sorry. - Haunt me if you dare.
- I'm wearing an amulet. - Che, she's gone.
See? She ran away. Must be afraid of a real man like me.
My truck...
Hey, hey, hey. It can move. It can walk.
Can I have more amulets?
A Buddha statue won't stop her.
What the hell is this?
- The ten-wheeler ghost. - Can the amulet help you now?
Shoot it.
Hey, get away. Go.
I think she's around here. It's stinky. Smells like rotten corpse.
I farted.
Hey, this smell isn't mine.
- It's mine. - You want to try me, huh, Ood?
Hmm... Ooh. How's that?
Okay. Let me do it.
Shit. Got into my throat. Bleh.
Keep it down.
Why?
She'll know where we are.
Oh, she won't be able to find us. What a dumbass ghost.
That kind of ghost possesses a ten-wheeler? Idiot.
But I think she is scary.
She doesn't scare me just a little bit.
If she were here, I'd paste her face with my shit.
Not only paste, but I'd spread it around her face.
Spread the shit all over her face. You'll see, Ood.
- Don't you think she'll be upset? - What?
If I saw her here, I would bow nicely to her several times.
What's wrong with you, Ood? This ghost
had hurt Ake's feeling. If I were James Cameron,
I'd make a 3D film, starring Ake.
What film?
- Sex with a Corpse. - Ooh.
Bam. Bam. Bam.
Hey.
Right?
Well,
I must tell you,
I really love you.
You're really... beautiful.
There's something else too.
My brother right here said He'd spread his shit all over your face.
You said it.
- You did. - I farted. You shitted.
Really, you are really beautiful.
May I bow nicely to you?
- That's mine. - It's mine, you dickhead.
- You're dickhead. - Well said.
- What should we do? - Run.
Hello.
Eww... what stinky dead bodies.
- Come on, quickly Che. - Ake. Ake. Where is she now?
Is that a bat?
Oh, man.
That's a giant ghost bat.
Every man for himself, Ake.
Help.
- You will die. - Don't do it.
Die.
Don't tear me up.
Stop it.
It's a sin to kill.
Don't get involved, monk.
Then I have no choice to intervene.
Hurry up, father. I can't take it any longer.
Oww... it hurts. It hurts in my ears.
Father, help.
Hey, uncle Bie. Father Bie.
Why are you helping him?
- He's a murderer. Hit-and-run killer. - Calm down.
I'll tell you the truth. This is what happened that day.
What should we do when we drive past curves?
You must have strong wrists. Hey, a motorcycle.
Which way should we go?
- Arrgh. You hit them. - We must take them to the hospital.
- No, we can't. We have to get away. - Look at them.
- Uncle Bie. - We can't do anything?
What happened that day was my fault.
Why did you run away?
- You killed my mom. - Calm down.
Why.
Calm down.
- She seems angry. - Why?
She's gaping her chest.
You killed my mom. You must take responsibility.
I see it.
Is that all you can do?
You'll see.
Leave me something. I'll have to teach you a lesson.
Oh, man. Something's in my eye.
- Come help me here. - Sorry.
You die.
Where are you going? You will die first.
If I am to die today, I'd like to say something.
Go ahead.
Your mother didn't die in the accident.
But she died from being heartbroken of her daughter's death.
Since then,
I have always felt guilty.
So I have decided to get ordained for the rest of my life in your and your mother's names.
Before she died, she wrote a letter to you.
Quick, get the letter in my bag.
Oh wow, she's attaching the head.
Does the letter make you sad?
No.
I can't read it.
Read it for me.
Read it, quickly.
Read it?
Read it now.
Dear BB.
You wouldn't know that
after you're gone
I have missed you every day.
I cried myself to sleep every night.
Go on. Read on.
If there's a next life.
I wish to be your mother again.
And you are cordially invited to build a temple.
PS.
Please forgive everyone,
So that this world is
full of love.
I love you very much.
Your mother.
Mommy.
Life is impermanent.
As Buddha had said
"Avera Na Ja Sampeti"
Meaning...
The circle of sin is stopped by not committing revenge.
How do you know?
I've got an A in Buddhism.
I'm sorry.
BB.
Ake.
I have to go, Ake.
BB.
I love you.
I...
Love you too, Ake.
Think of me sometimes.
Why isn't there any cute ghost who falls in love with me?
Classic.
Father.
Father, you're such a great monk.
You've fooled a ghost with a Buddhist Lent Donation letter.
Huh? What is this? The letter is in my bag. Yes, that one.
- This is the real letter. - Yes it is.
So how did you say what you said?
Pure feeling.
It's late now. You should go.
If you stay here, you might see another ghost.
Thank you very much, father. Good night.
Let's go, Ake.
Go Add. Don't you feel anything?
You've been quiet. Scared? Come on, Add.
Mom.
I miss you.
I want to see you at the cemetery next time.
Hey, why did you stop? Did you see a ghost?
No, I'll take Dow to her mom's cemetery.
Huh? You're going to a cemetery?
We've just escaped from one.
And we're going to a ghost city. Are you crazy?
Hey, a daughter wants to talk to her dead mother.
- She is just being a good daughter. - It's her business.
If this makes everyone uncomfortable, I'll go there by myself.
- You'll walk there yourself. Good idea. - Add.
This is too much. Do you have a heart?
Hey, if you don't want to go with me, Get out of the truck.
What did you just say? Read my lips. I won't go.
I'm not going either.
Ood, Add, where are you going?
Come back now.
I won't.
What is this?
I'm not going.
Since you have picked us up and raised us, you never did this to me.
Who is she? You've just met her. She's a liar.
Why are you serious with a whore?
What the...
Don't ever say that again.
I don't want to cause any more troubles.
I'll go.
Hold on.
Shut up, you two.
Don't ever talk to my woman like that.
I don't like it.
Lame bitch.
Whore.
Go away.
You and I are going separate ways.
Get in the truck.
I said get in the truck.
Do you want me to get your bag?
It's a dead end.
Where are we going?
This way.
Uncle Che, don't you feel bad leaving them there?
Don't follow us.
Che, I have to go to the toilet right now.
Can you stop now, please.
Why here? Where's the toilet?
- Over there. - Over there?
Go. Go. Go.
Don't take a peek.
Just a moment.
I'm not that kind of person.
Why the hell are you here, huh?
Come here, bitch.
- Hey, hey. Wait. - Go. Walk.
Where are you taking Dow?
I'm taking her back home.
She still owes the Big Sister 200 thousand. Do you have 200 thousand?
Dow, I'll handle this.
Let go of her.
You baby boy. You dare to point a gun at me? Shoot me.
- Don't do it, Ake. Don't shoot. - Shoot me of you dare.
Ake, don't shoot.
Shoot me. Come on, shoot me if you dare.
No, Ake.
Shoot.
What? What?
I told you.
Driving a ten-wheeler must pay pretty well.
Are you awake?
Don't tell me you've banged me.
I'm not that desperate.
What did you do to me, Rung?
Let me go if you're a real man.
Hey. What are you doing? Rung.
You son of a bitch. No.
- It hurts, Rung. - Just take your revenge on me.
Don't hurt her.
Ow... my leg hurts. It's hard to walk with this.
Well, it's a part of the plan.
Dow, your leg is not lame.
I never thought you would be this stupid. Ha ha.
Why don't you kill me now, you lying bitch.
- Don't you dare call her that. - Lying bitch.
Are you insulting my wife?
What? What?
Let's go Rung. I'm so sick of his face.
Just a minute, Dow.
Let me take my revenge.
You forced me to call you "lord"
I'll get you back now.
Hey, what are you going to do?
I'll leave this with you so you will think of me.
Call me "Baron"
- What Baron? - You won't call?
Call me "Ananda"
Call me "Ananda".
- I command you. - Ow...
Now your life depends on the weather, Che.
Let's go, Dow.
Let's go, Rung.
You bastards.
Ow, I'm getting all blue in the face.
Call someone to come rescue us. Quickly.
Hurry up.
Got it.
- Hello - Ood, just a minute.
It's me. What do you want?
- Give me the phone. - Why did you call, Che?
- Put it next to my ear. Yes. - Hello
- Hurry up, uncle Che. I'm getting cramps. - I'll hang up if you don't talk.
- Can you hear me? - What is it?
- Huh? - What?
- Che? - Can you hear him, uncle Che?
- Che. - I'll help you.
I'm still upset with you. I'll hang up if you don't talk.
No need for the eyes.
- What? What's wrong with your eyes? - Okay, you got it?
- Ood. - What?
Help me.
Damn it.
Oh man. Make way please. Coming through.
Take care of him.
You really want me to die, don't you?
That's for choosing a woman over a brother.
- You deserve it. - So is she any good?
She is good if I can have her.
- Where do you hurt? - Only one place.
- Ooh. - Let me see.
No.
Let me see. Don't be shy with me.
- Hey, I want to prick a balloon. - It swells unevenly.
Don't have to yell. It's embarrassing.
Hey, everyone. Che's got swollen balls.
Che's got swollen balls. Che's got swollen balls.
Yeah, good, good. Easy. Easy.
Why did you do this to me?
Let's go.
Ow... I'm not going to make it.
Hey, put him down. Down.
Let him down.
Bastard, why did you let him fall off, huh?
Go drive the ambulance. Don't stare at me.
- Did you hit my friend? - I didn't.
I did. Just get in the ambulance. Go. Don't make me hit you too.
Go. Hurry up.
This is amazing.
How's the sea?
It's alright.
Really?
I was thinking about going.
Hey, how much are those two bottles of pepsi?
Well, it's been paid for. The man at that table has paid, sir.
What's this?
He's your next victim.
No way. This is way too much.
The last time, I had to put up with that Che.
It's disgusting, eww...
Don't get too dramatic.
Hey. I've always managed. Stop complaining.
Last time was the Big Sister.
Now you want me to be gay.
No, thanks.
I don't want anything going through my back door.
I don't want to say this, But all good things must come to an end.
Tell your dad I miss him.
- Got it, uncle che. - See you next break.
- Do you know how to drive? - You want problems?
Hey, come on. Hold on.
- Who the hell are you? You're so big? - What's wrong with you?
- You don't have anywhere else to talk? - Do you know who I am?
I'm a nephew of Che.
Who the hell is Che? I don't know him.
- Hey, calm down. - You shut up.
- I'm sorry, uncle Che. Give me the gun. - I'm not afraid of you.
- Too much. Too much. - I'll teach you a lesson.
Son of a bitch. Come on.
This is my nephew. He fights with an old man.
Very manly.
I'll remember every second of you with me.
- Okay. - Okay.
- You're in my heart. - Oh, man. You got him good.
Send me some foods and postcards.
Okay.
Che's nephew inside. Drive safely.
Goodbye uncle Che. See you next break.
- Hey - What?
You guys are so brave, huh? Take this you bastards.
Take it. Take it. Take it.
Che, it's shit.
Oh, shit shots.
My nephew has left us with shit.
Che, stop at this gas station. I can't hold it anymore.
You asshole. You make me want to shit too.
- Pull over. Pull over. - Quickly. Go. Go.
It's coming out.
Ood, did you feel the drop?
I felt it, Add.
Do you think it is...?
I don't think it is.
- Let's check. - Slowly, but surely.
Go ahead.
Sure.
Let's get Che to see it.
Oh, you bastard.
- Let's go. Are you done? - Do you want to go to the toilet?
- No, I'm in a hurry. Let's go. - Che.
- What? - Just go to the toilet.
Why do I have to? I don't want to.
No, there's a long way to go. You better go.
- Okay. We'll go after I come back. - Right. So we don't have to stop again.
Che. Che. Have you seen a giant ghost bat?
- Why? - Nothing.
- Have you seen it? Just asking. - Why did you ask?
- What? Wait here. I'll be back. - OK, just go.
How's the giant ghost bat?
Giant ghost bat my ass.
Che, it's a pity you don't get to see a giant ghost bat.
I'm scared.
I'm scared? Shit.