1 00:00:59,457 --> 00:01:00,874 (Door opens) 2 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,001 (Bicycle freewheel clicking) 3 00:01:09,717 --> 00:01:11,718 (Water splashing) 4 00:01:49,007 --> 00:01:50,591 (Phone buzzing) 5 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:18,869 (Dog barking) 6 00:02:25,835 --> 00:02:27,628 (Music on earphones) 7 00:02:35,053 --> 00:02:37,304 Hiya! You're always fucking late, you, aren't you? 8 00:02:37,430 --> 00:02:39,431 - Sorry. - Oh, it's good to see you. 9 00:02:39,557 --> 00:02:40,599 And you. 10 00:02:40,725 --> 00:02:41,850 - Come in. - You look really good. 11 00:02:41,976 --> 00:02:43,769 (Giggles) Get in! - Is Jamie through there? 12 00:02:43,895 --> 00:02:45,729 Yeah, they're in the living room, they're all in there. 13 00:02:45,855 --> 00:02:48,523 - Cathy, your oven's not working. - Don't worry about it, it'll be all right. 14 00:02:48,650 --> 00:02:50,692 (Men shouting) - All right? 15 00:02:54,781 --> 00:02:56,490 All right? 16 00:02:57,533 --> 00:02:58,825 - How you doing? - Yeah, good. 17 00:02:58,952 --> 00:03:01,286 - I made a bet you'd be on time tonight. - Sorry. 18 00:03:01,412 --> 00:03:02,704 - Hiya! - Hiya. 19 00:03:02,830 --> 00:03:04,498 I had a late shift at work. 20 00:03:04,624 --> 00:03:06,541 - Well, you're here now. Beer? - Yeah, cheers. 21 00:03:06,668 --> 00:03:08,585 And something to get you started. 22 00:03:08,711 --> 00:03:10,879 - All right, Russ? - All right, Johnny. How you doing? 23 00:03:11,714 --> 00:03:12,881 This is Damien. 24 00:03:13,007 --> 00:03:14,508 All right, mate? 25 00:03:17,553 --> 00:03:20,430 - Get that down you, warm your cockles. - Cheers. 26 00:03:23,476 --> 00:03:25,352 - There you go. - Thanks, buddy. 27 00:03:25,478 --> 00:03:27,270 (Jamie laughs) 28 00:03:29,899 --> 00:03:31,358 - Here we are! (Chatter) 29 00:03:31,484 --> 00:03:34,820 There's no poppadoms, I'm sorry, we're out. 30 00:03:34,946 --> 00:03:36,154 What have we got? 31 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:38,365 Here, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie! 32 00:03:40,201 --> 00:03:42,160 Have you got a plate, Johnny? Hold on. 33 00:03:42,286 --> 00:03:44,204 - We haven't got enough plates. - We haven't got enough plates. 34 00:03:44,330 --> 00:03:47,040 - This is doing my head in. - Take these off me. 35 00:03:47,166 --> 00:03:48,417 (Chatter) 36 00:03:48,543 --> 00:03:50,085 - Get lost. (Woman) It's all right, we'll share. 37 00:03:50,211 --> 00:03:54,047 - Cath, have you got another plate? - Another plate? Have we not got enough? 38 00:03:54,173 --> 00:03:55,298 No. 39 00:03:55,425 --> 00:03:57,092 You need one, as well. Get two. 40 00:03:57,218 --> 00:03:59,553 (Woman) You can eat from the packet, you'll be fine. 41 00:04:00,972 --> 00:04:03,265 (Cathy) I'll just have a small one. - I'll have any one. 42 00:04:03,391 --> 00:04:06,601 Actually, you should have the small one cos you were late. 43 00:04:06,728 --> 00:04:09,604 (Johnny) All right, this stag do, right, I'm thinking, a few... 44 00:04:09,731 --> 00:04:12,816 couple of beers, go out, you know, sambucas, all that... 45 00:04:12,942 --> 00:04:13,984 - strip club. - Definitely. 46 00:04:14,110 --> 00:04:15,902 No, you're not having a stripper. 47 00:04:16,029 --> 00:04:20,574 - No, no, no, you're not invited. - You're not having a stripper! 48 00:04:20,700 --> 00:04:22,576 You've got to have a stripper. It's traditional, isn't it? 49 00:04:22,702 --> 00:04:24,411 - It is traditional. - Tradition. 50 00:04:24,537 --> 00:04:26,455 (Helen) It's not traditional, it's foul. 51 00:04:26,581 --> 00:04:28,623 I'm not going to have a stripper. I don't see why you should. 52 00:04:28,750 --> 00:04:32,044 It's not foul. Get a classy one. It's just natural - get a classy one! 53 00:04:32,170 --> 00:04:34,963 (Cathy) Russ, you wouldn't like a stripper, would you? 54 00:04:35,089 --> 00:04:37,632 - I don't know, I don't... - Yeah, he's all right with a stripper, 55 00:04:37,759 --> 00:04:39,384 in't you, eh? 56 00:04:40,428 --> 00:04:41,428 Right? So... 57 00:04:41,554 --> 00:04:44,931 (Jamie) Russ starts a little fire, nice and cosy in the middle of the field, 58 00:04:45,058 --> 00:04:47,100 and before you know it these fifth years come along 59 00:04:47,226 --> 00:04:49,144 and they're just adding wood and adding wood, 60 00:04:49,270 --> 00:04:53,148 there's a big line of people just adding wood. The fire is fucking massive. 61 00:04:53,274 --> 00:04:55,984 - The flames are higher than this house. (Laughter) 62 00:04:56,110 --> 00:04:57,194 Look, I'm not joking! 63 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:59,237 - And then we are... And then... - It's true. 64 00:04:59,363 --> 00:05:01,782 ...any minute, we're surrounded by police, 65 00:05:01,908 --> 00:05:04,034 the whole perimeter of the entire field 66 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:07,496 with those million-power candle torches things. 67 00:05:07,622 --> 00:05:10,999 (Laughter) - And an Astra burns on, full beam, 68 00:05:11,125 --> 00:05:14,669 and we all scarper, you're fucking left there stoned out your mind! 69 00:05:14,796 --> 00:05:16,421 (Laughter) 70 00:05:17,799 --> 00:05:19,800 You are coming on Sunday, aren't you? 71 00:05:21,594 --> 00:05:23,095 You're joking? 72 00:05:23,930 --> 00:05:26,890 I don't think I can handle it without you being there. 73 00:05:27,767 --> 00:05:29,684 I can't wait, mate. 74 00:05:29,811 --> 00:05:32,104 I've got Lois the sweetest little present. 75 00:05:32,230 --> 00:05:34,022 - Yeah? - Yeah. 76 00:05:34,899 --> 00:05:39,194 That's nice. Well, of course you have - that's why we made you the godfather. 77 00:05:40,738 --> 00:05:43,532 - It's nice to see you, mate. - Yeah. 78 00:05:43,658 --> 00:05:46,076 You've been keeping a low profile recently. 79 00:05:46,202 --> 00:05:48,411 - Mmm. - Anything to tell? 80 00:05:52,416 --> 00:05:53,834 Er... 81 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,837 Yeah, there's... there's a promotion at work. 82 00:05:56,963 --> 00:05:58,880 - Ah, promotion. - Been doing a few extra shifts. 83 00:05:59,006 --> 00:06:01,967 Come on, let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in! 84 00:06:02,093 --> 00:06:03,385 - All right? - All right, mate? 85 00:06:03,511 --> 00:06:05,512 Here, give us that. 86 00:06:05,888 --> 00:06:08,306 Eh? What do you reckon? 87 00:06:08,432 --> 00:06:10,308 You look lovely. 88 00:06:10,434 --> 00:06:13,228 (Laughs) You look lovely! - No, you look nice. 89 00:06:13,354 --> 00:06:15,480 (Jamie laughs) - I look like, er... 90 00:06:15,606 --> 00:06:18,024 (Jamie) Kavana! - Kavana! 91 00:06:18,151 --> 00:06:20,735 - QC? - You're always such a muppet! 92 00:06:20,862 --> 00:06:23,780 (Johnny) Give us the thing. Where is it? (Women laughing in the background) 93 00:06:23,906 --> 00:06:25,782 (Johnny) Got a lighter? (Jamie) Yeah. 94 00:06:25,908 --> 00:06:27,409 I've gotta go, I'm knackered. 95 00:06:27,535 --> 00:06:29,452 Oh, I'm having a really good night, let's keep it going. 96 00:06:29,579 --> 00:06:32,289 Jamie, I've got to work in the morning, and I'm a bit stoned, 97 00:06:32,415 --> 00:06:34,374 - but I'll see you on Sunday. - Yeah, all right, yeah. 98 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:36,751 It'll be fun. All right? 99 00:06:36,878 --> 00:06:39,296 - Give my love to the little one. - Yeah, OK, mate. 100 00:06:39,422 --> 00:06:42,007 - All right, mate, see ya. - Bye, mate. 101 00:07:04,363 --> 00:07:06,364 (Girls chattering and whooping) 102 00:07:14,290 --> 00:07:16,291 (Muffled music) 103 00:07:26,427 --> 00:07:28,428 (Music pounding) 104 00:09:28,549 --> 00:09:30,550 (Slow pop song playing) 105 00:10:39,453 --> 00:10:42,038 - Morning. (Russell) All right? 106 00:10:44,333 --> 00:10:47,252 - How you feeling? - Pretty rough. 107 00:10:53,634 --> 00:10:55,844 Gonna give me the coffee? (Chuckles) 108 00:10:58,055 --> 00:10:59,764 Thank you! 109 00:11:01,851 --> 00:11:03,476 Ooh! Shit. 110 00:11:03,602 --> 00:11:05,437 It's all right, don't worry about it. 111 00:11:06,439 --> 00:11:08,106 What time do you start work? 112 00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:10,400 Er, 10 o'clock. 113 00:11:11,068 --> 00:11:13,695 - Got a bit of time, then. - Mmm. 114 00:11:13,821 --> 00:11:15,822 Get back into bed. 115 00:11:20,578 --> 00:11:23,413 - You were pretty wasted last night. (Both chuckle) 116 00:11:24,540 --> 00:11:26,666 - Sorry. - Don't have to apologise. 117 00:11:26,792 --> 00:11:28,585 Was I a dick? 118 00:11:30,004 --> 00:11:32,005 I had to save you from the Hobbit. 119 00:11:35,509 --> 00:11:37,844 Don't be nasty. He was all right. 120 00:11:39,305 --> 00:11:41,306 - Bit camp. (Chuckles) 121 00:11:41,432 --> 00:11:43,099 Nice smile though. 122 00:11:43,684 --> 00:11:46,603 Is that what you go for, a nice smile? 123 00:11:46,729 --> 00:11:48,146 No. 124 00:11:49,815 --> 00:11:51,691 Just little people. 125 00:11:58,491 --> 00:11:59,949 What? 126 00:12:01,368 --> 00:12:03,828 - Have I got morning breath? - No, quite the contrary. 127 00:12:03,954 --> 00:12:06,039 - Have you brushed your teeth? - No. 128 00:12:06,165 --> 00:12:08,541 - I can smell toothpaste. - So? 129 00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:13,963 Now you've broken an unwritten rule, because now you smell all minty fresh 130 00:12:14,089 --> 00:12:16,508 - and I smell of cock and bum! (Laughs) 131 00:12:32,441 --> 00:12:34,442 So, did you like the club? 132 00:12:38,989 --> 00:12:42,242 - Did you like the club? (Laughs) 133 00:12:42,368 --> 00:12:44,202 Not really, no! 134 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:45,662 I hated it. 135 00:12:45,788 --> 00:12:47,664 Right, you ready, then? 136 00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:49,666 For what? 137 00:12:49,792 --> 00:12:52,168 You can't get out of it now, you promised me, 138 00:12:52,294 --> 00:12:55,755 - and I've come for my pound of flesh. - I thought you were joking. 139 00:12:55,881 --> 00:12:58,883 Course not. Do you think I would have slept with you otherwise? 140 00:13:02,429 --> 00:13:04,889 - Well, I'm not doing it. - Oh, yeah, you are! 141 00:13:06,267 --> 00:13:07,934 What kind of stuff is it you want me to say? 142 00:13:08,060 --> 00:13:09,811 Er, anything you like. 143 00:13:09,937 --> 00:13:12,063 Just talk about last night, you know, what happened, 144 00:13:12,189 --> 00:13:14,691 what you wanted to happen. It's up to you, really. 145 00:13:14,817 --> 00:13:16,901 - Why? - Just because. 146 00:13:17,027 --> 00:13:19,654 - It's for an art project? - Yeah. 147 00:13:19,780 --> 00:13:22,865 And you're just gonna lie there and record me speaking. 148 00:13:22,992 --> 00:13:23,992 Exactly. 149 00:13:24,118 --> 00:13:26,327 And people are going to listen to it. 150 00:13:26,453 --> 00:13:28,413 If you make the grade, yeah. 151 00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:33,084 Oh, come on. Erm... 152 00:13:35,129 --> 00:13:37,589 I... I don't know. I can hardly remember anything. 153 00:13:37,715 --> 00:13:41,134 Just start from the beginning when you first saw me. 154 00:13:42,011 --> 00:13:45,305 - I don't know, I just saw you. - Oh, come on, stop stalling. Just talk. 155 00:13:46,098 --> 00:13:47,557 All right. 156 00:13:49,435 --> 00:13:51,769 OK. Erm... 157 00:13:51,895 --> 00:13:54,522 I saw you in the club 158 00:13:54,648 --> 00:13:56,983 and I thought you were... 159 00:13:57,109 --> 00:14:00,320 I thought you were out of my league or whatever. 160 00:14:00,446 --> 00:14:03,114 - Erm, I liked your T-shirt a lot. - What league are you in? 161 00:14:04,241 --> 00:14:05,700 I don't know. Erm... 162 00:14:07,536 --> 00:14:09,120 third division? 163 00:14:09,246 --> 00:14:11,080 I don't think you believe that for a moment. 164 00:14:11,206 --> 00:14:12,957 Then you, erm... 165 00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:17,170 followed me into the toilets and tried to eye me up at the urinal - hot. 166 00:14:18,297 --> 00:14:20,757 (Laughs) Well, you left. 167 00:14:20,883 --> 00:14:23,009 - And then I left. - Why? 168 00:14:23,135 --> 00:14:25,053 There was someone else I wanted, but by the time I found him 169 00:14:25,179 --> 00:14:26,763 he was with someone else, so... 170 00:14:26,889 --> 00:14:28,890 So I was your second choice? 171 00:14:30,267 --> 00:14:32,060 Why does that matter? 172 00:14:33,312 --> 00:14:36,064 (Man shouting outside) - This is a stupid fucking conversation. 173 00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:37,315 Did you hear that? 174 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,442 (Man outside) Queer? - No. 175 00:14:44,281 --> 00:14:46,532 (Man) Oh, look! 176 00:14:46,659 --> 00:14:47,784 (Man) Queer! - Glen... 177 00:14:47,910 --> 00:14:50,244 (Glen) What the fuck do you think you're doing? 178 00:14:51,413 --> 00:14:53,289 - Glen. Please just close the fucking window. (Glen) Leave him alone! 179 00:14:53,415 --> 00:14:55,291 (Man) Fuck off! - What did you say? 180 00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:57,585 (Man) Fuck off! - I swear to God, if you don't quit, 181 00:14:57,711 --> 00:15:01,381 I'm gonna come down there and fucking rape your holes, do you hear me? 182 00:15:06,387 --> 00:15:08,429 (Window slams shut) (Glen laughs) 183 00:15:08,555 --> 00:15:11,974 - Ooh, it's cold out there. - Sorry, what... what was that? 184 00:15:12,101 --> 00:15:13,643 That was fun. 185 00:15:13,769 --> 00:15:17,105 They're gonna fucking chuck bricks through my windows. 186 00:15:17,231 --> 00:15:19,357 You live 14 flights up. 187 00:15:22,736 --> 00:15:24,862 "I'm going to rape your holes"? 188 00:15:26,198 --> 00:15:29,826 (Laughs) Fucking hell. 189 00:15:31,704 --> 00:15:33,329 Who says that? Who... 190 00:15:38,252 --> 00:15:43,214 And, erm... Yeah, we came back here, didn't we, obviously. 191 00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:46,759 And, er, I offered you a drink, I think, 192 00:15:46,885 --> 00:15:48,845 although I can't really remember. 193 00:15:48,971 --> 00:15:51,097 Erm... 194 00:15:51,223 --> 00:15:54,016 And then you kissed me in the hallway, in my hallway. 195 00:15:54,143 --> 00:15:56,352 - And I groped you. - Did you? 196 00:15:56,478 --> 00:15:58,479 (Chuckles) And you groped me. 197 00:15:59,773 --> 00:16:02,400 And I was happy to feel you had a big dick 198 00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:06,028 and it was throbbing in your trousers, 199 00:16:06,155 --> 00:16:09,240 which was surprising because you were so drunk. 200 00:16:09,366 --> 00:16:12,744 And then we went into the bedroom. 201 00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:15,872 Can you remember what you wanted to happen? 202 00:16:15,998 --> 00:16:17,874 Mmm, nope. 203 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,001 What about when I took your top off? 204 00:16:20,919 --> 00:16:21,919 Nope. 205 00:16:22,045 --> 00:16:24,172 I wanted to lick your pits. 206 00:16:24,298 --> 00:16:26,382 I've got a thing about pits. 207 00:16:26,508 --> 00:16:28,134 - Come on, lift up. - No. 208 00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:30,136 - Let me have a see. - No. 209 00:16:30,262 --> 00:16:31,345 Come on. 210 00:16:31,472 --> 00:16:32,472 - No! - Why not? 211 00:16:32,598 --> 00:16:33,848 - Cos it's weird. - It's not weird. 212 00:16:33,974 --> 00:16:35,725 - Yes, it is, it's weird. - Let me have a look. 213 00:16:35,851 --> 00:16:37,185 No. 214 00:16:37,311 --> 00:16:39,270 You're pathetic. 215 00:16:39,396 --> 00:16:40,772 Stingy bitch, open up. 216 00:16:40,898 --> 00:16:41,898 All right. 217 00:16:42,024 --> 00:16:45,026 I'll show you, OK? But don't touch my pits. 218 00:16:45,152 --> 00:16:47,236 - God, what is this, a museum? (Laughs) 219 00:16:47,362 --> 00:16:48,571 Open! 220 00:16:48,697 --> 00:16:50,198 OK. 221 00:16:51,450 --> 00:16:54,160 See? Very nice. Good amount of hair. 222 00:16:55,204 --> 00:16:59,123 And then, er, you started to jack me off. 223 00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:01,876 - No, I didn't. - Yeah, you did. 224 00:17:02,002 --> 00:17:04,921 - Nope. I didn't. - I thought you were too drunk to remember. 225 00:17:05,047 --> 00:17:08,132 We were in the hallway and we were kissing, 226 00:17:08,258 --> 00:17:10,551 and like you said, you took my shirt off. 227 00:17:10,677 --> 00:17:12,178 Erm... 228 00:17:13,472 --> 00:17:17,183 I remember that because I was really sweaty 229 00:17:17,309 --> 00:17:19,352 and I was worried that I was going to be all smelly. 230 00:17:19,478 --> 00:17:21,479 - You were fine. - Good. Thank you. 231 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,648 - Then what? - Erm... 232 00:17:23,774 --> 00:17:27,193 OK, then you started kissing my ears and then you kissed my neck 233 00:17:27,319 --> 00:17:29,320 and then you kissed my... 234 00:17:31,114 --> 00:17:33,908 then you kissed my hand, which was... 235 00:17:34,993 --> 00:17:36,160 Yeah. 236 00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:43,751 Did you wish my cock was bigger? 237 00:17:44,461 --> 00:17:45,545 No. 238 00:17:46,338 --> 00:17:48,214 Have you had many cut cocks? 239 00:17:48,340 --> 00:17:49,966 Why do you ask that? 240 00:17:50,092 --> 00:17:52,301 I couldn't work out if you were... 241 00:17:52,427 --> 00:17:55,137 pretending to be the type of boy who didn't suck many cocks 242 00:17:55,264 --> 00:17:58,641 or you... you actually were that type of boy. 243 00:17:59,476 --> 00:18:01,894 And this is what you were thinking about, is it, when we were having sex? 244 00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:04,438 What about when I was playing with your arsehole? 245 00:18:04,565 --> 00:18:07,316 - Why do you ask these things? - Too hard, too soft? 246 00:18:07,442 --> 00:18:08,985 It was fine. 247 00:18:09,111 --> 00:18:10,570 Erm... 248 00:18:12,447 --> 00:18:14,907 - It was too hard, maybe. - So why didn't you say anything? 249 00:18:15,033 --> 00:18:17,368 And you didn't want me to fuck you. 250 00:18:17,494 --> 00:18:19,120 No, I didn't. 251 00:18:19,246 --> 00:18:20,746 Why? 252 00:18:22,165 --> 00:18:24,292 - Just because. - You're not into the... 253 00:18:24,418 --> 00:18:26,043 It's not that, it's just... 254 00:18:26,169 --> 00:18:30,339 Would it have made you feel too gay? 255 00:18:33,802 --> 00:18:36,679 In fact, are you actually out? 256 00:18:36,805 --> 00:18:39,015 - Yes. - Are you sure about that? 257 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:50,318 I just thought that we were having a really nice time 258 00:18:50,444 --> 00:18:54,405 and it was lovely, it was more than enough for me, 259 00:18:54,531 --> 00:18:58,826 so, erm, sorry, Glen, if I don't make your grade. 260 00:19:16,553 --> 00:19:19,430 - How do you save it? - Er... 261 00:19:19,556 --> 00:19:21,557 You've done it, that's fine. 262 00:19:22,976 --> 00:19:23,976 (Door opening) 263 00:19:24,102 --> 00:19:25,436 So, then. 264 00:19:29,274 --> 00:19:31,192 (Woman) Did you have a good time last night? 265 00:19:31,318 --> 00:19:33,152 (Man) Last night was sweet, yeah. 266 00:19:33,278 --> 00:19:37,615 Well, it was a delight to meet you. And you really do have a lovely home. 267 00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,158 Thank you. 268 00:19:41,078 --> 00:19:44,413 (Lift doors clunking) (Man and woman chatting quietly) 269 00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:48,584 (Man) See you soon. 270 00:20:07,062 --> 00:20:08,854 (Man) Queer! 271 00:20:21,493 --> 00:20:23,786 (Sighs) Fuck it. 272 00:22:08,225 --> 00:22:10,226 (Alarm sounding) 273 00:22:22,489 --> 00:22:25,866 Ain't looking like a big boy now though, cos that bitch ain't even clean downstairs, 274 00:22:25,992 --> 00:22:28,077 I don't want to tell you the destruction that was going on down there. 275 00:22:28,203 --> 00:22:31,205 (Man) Really? - It weren't clean! (Groans) 276 00:22:31,331 --> 00:22:33,249 Anyhow, I'm thinking, "What can I do? What can I do? What can I do?" 277 00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:37,253 I'm like, "All right, I'm not gonna get hard, fuck it, I'll use the finger." 278 00:22:37,379 --> 00:22:41,090 Turn the lights off, and start thinking of something nice while I finger her, 279 00:22:41,216 --> 00:22:44,009 get fucking squelching it down, I might be able to get hard later. 280 00:22:44,136 --> 00:22:46,887 Got two fingers, like the scissor thing, 281 00:22:47,013 --> 00:22:48,514 three fingers, four fingers, 282 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,391 got my fucking whole hand in like that. 283 00:22:50,517 --> 00:22:53,269 Fucking jab her and that. Aargh, get in there, you bastard! 284 00:22:53,395 --> 00:22:56,397 - Anyway, I didn't fucking shag her. - I was gonna say, what the fuck, like? 285 00:22:56,523 --> 00:22:58,774 Fuckin' hell, he's on his phone, isn't he? 286 00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:02,361 Who are you fucking talking to? You get lucky as well, did you, son? 287 00:23:02,487 --> 00:23:06,740 - No, no. - No? Ah, he's a fucking shy one, isn't he? 288 00:23:06,867 --> 00:23:08,033 Don't worry, it weren't Becky. 289 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,035 It weren't Becky. You can fucking have her, mate. 290 00:23:10,162 --> 00:23:12,997 Bring your rubber gloves next time and we'll fucking go twos up, eh? 291 00:23:13,123 --> 00:23:16,167 - Do the David Seaman on her. - Shut up! 292 00:23:29,598 --> 00:23:32,516 (Women chatting and laughing) 293 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:39,982 (Glen) Afternoon. 294 00:23:40,984 --> 00:23:42,818 (Glen chuckles) 295 00:23:42,944 --> 00:23:45,029 There you go, you might need it. 296 00:23:46,740 --> 00:23:48,741 - Cheers. - That's all right. 297 00:23:50,577 --> 00:23:52,578 Chin-chin. 298 00:24:12,015 --> 00:24:13,807 What a beauty. 299 00:24:14,434 --> 00:24:15,726 Thank you. 300 00:24:15,852 --> 00:24:20,314 I got it in a charity shop for, like, 3 quid, it was a bargain. 301 00:24:23,568 --> 00:24:25,486 (Glen) So, do you enjoy your job? 302 00:24:26,238 --> 00:24:27,947 (Russell) Yeah, it's all right. 303 00:24:28,698 --> 00:24:31,825 (Glen) There's nothing wrong with being a lifeguard, you know. 304 00:24:31,952 --> 00:24:34,161 I didn't say there was. 305 00:24:34,287 --> 00:24:35,955 I'm just saying. 306 00:24:36,748 --> 00:24:39,667 I was in the swimming team with one of my schools, so... 307 00:24:43,505 --> 00:24:45,965 - You ever save anyone's life? - Yeah. 308 00:24:46,091 --> 00:24:47,424 Really? 309 00:24:47,550 --> 00:24:49,218 - Yeah. (Laughs) 310 00:24:49,344 --> 00:24:52,721 What's funny about that? I've saved loads of people's lives. 311 00:24:52,847 --> 00:24:56,892 Old people mainly, but I've been a lifeguard for years, so it's... 312 00:24:58,353 --> 00:25:00,354 Someone drowned once. 313 00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:03,148 - I was off duty though, so... - Oh, shame. 314 00:25:03,275 --> 00:25:04,525 Yeah, I know. 315 00:25:11,449 --> 00:25:13,158 (Glen coughing) 316 00:25:14,494 --> 00:25:16,161 Fuck me! 317 00:25:16,288 --> 00:25:17,871 You all right? 318 00:25:21,001 --> 00:25:23,002 You need to stop smoking, mate. 319 00:25:23,128 --> 00:25:25,129 It's all right, I'll get you a free day pass. 320 00:25:26,965 --> 00:25:29,300 This is a nice place you've brought me to. 321 00:25:30,427 --> 00:25:32,511 So what do you do now? I can't really remember, sorry. 322 00:25:32,637 --> 00:25:35,681 - I work in the gallery in town. - That's right, I remember. 323 00:25:35,807 --> 00:25:37,057 Have you ever been? 324 00:25:37,183 --> 00:25:39,268 No. That's the ugly one, right? 325 00:25:39,394 --> 00:25:41,937 - Do you like art? - Yeah. 326 00:25:42,897 --> 00:25:44,606 It doesn't matter if you don't. 327 00:25:44,733 --> 00:25:49,236 No, I like art. Just because I haven't been to a gallery doesn't mean I don't. 328 00:25:51,448 --> 00:25:53,657 (Glen) Have you travelled much? 329 00:25:53,783 --> 00:25:55,576 No, not really. 330 00:25:56,578 --> 00:25:58,704 - Have you ever been to America? - No, I'd like to though. 331 00:25:58,830 --> 00:26:00,581 Listen, want a backie? 332 00:26:02,167 --> 00:26:03,459 No. 333 00:26:05,670 --> 00:26:08,714 You can't be... No, I can't. 334 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:11,383 - Come on, put your leg over. - Fuck's sake! 335 00:26:11,509 --> 00:26:13,635 I look like a twat! 336 00:26:13,762 --> 00:26:15,679 - Oh, Jesus. Ah, fuck! (Horn beeps) 337 00:26:15,805 --> 00:26:18,640 You on? OK, put your arms around my waist. 338 00:26:18,767 --> 00:26:21,143 Come on, there we go. Do you feel safe? 339 00:26:21,269 --> 00:26:24,021 - No! - Good. 340 00:26:24,147 --> 00:26:27,024 - You ready? - This is a bad idea! (Laughing) 341 00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:30,235 - It's a brilliant idea. (Laughing) 342 00:26:35,075 --> 00:26:37,076 (Horn beeps) - Whoo-ooo! 343 00:26:37,202 --> 00:26:39,328 (Russell) Scream if you want to go faster! 344 00:26:49,297 --> 00:26:51,298 (Music thudding on car stereo) 345 00:27:22,997 --> 00:27:25,082 I like all your stuff. 346 00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:26,583 Thanks. 347 00:27:27,419 --> 00:27:29,503 Looks like you raided a charity shop. 348 00:27:30,630 --> 00:27:31,964 Yeah. 349 00:27:34,134 --> 00:27:36,301 I hate new stuff, you know? 350 00:27:37,429 --> 00:27:39,430 (Sliding sounds) 351 00:27:40,348 --> 00:27:42,975 - What are you writing? - Nothing. (Chuckles) 352 00:27:48,314 --> 00:27:50,315 Like this mug, for example. 353 00:27:51,568 --> 00:27:55,279 This was probably owned by some lovely little old lady with a moustache. 354 00:27:55,405 --> 00:27:56,405 Mmm. 355 00:27:56,531 --> 00:28:00,284 And she bought it and it was her favourite thing in the whole wide world, 356 00:28:00,410 --> 00:28:03,412 and then she died, gave it to her grandchildren, 357 00:28:03,538 --> 00:28:07,082 they hated it, sold it, 358 00:28:07,208 --> 00:28:09,251 then bought an Xbox or a Wii 359 00:28:09,377 --> 00:28:14,089 - or some flat-pack wardrobe from Ikea. - Mmm. 360 00:28:16,259 --> 00:28:19,178 And now I've got it, and I like it. 361 00:28:20,180 --> 00:28:22,431 - It's a very costly mug. - What do you mean? 362 00:28:22,557 --> 00:28:25,058 To be able to buy a Wii... 363 00:28:26,102 --> 00:28:28,145 or an Xbox. 364 00:28:29,731 --> 00:28:32,065 I don't even know how much those things are. 365 00:28:32,192 --> 00:28:34,193 Do you want milk, sugar? 366 00:28:36,237 --> 00:28:37,946 Yeah, one of those. 367 00:28:38,072 --> 00:28:39,573 OK. 368 00:28:42,035 --> 00:28:44,119 Just got to wait for the kettle to boil. 369 00:28:47,415 --> 00:28:48,916 Are you hungry? 370 00:28:49,042 --> 00:28:50,083 No. 371 00:28:50,210 --> 00:28:52,377 I've got some nice pitta bread. 372 00:28:52,504 --> 00:28:54,129 I'm fine. 373 00:28:54,255 --> 00:28:57,174 Well, I'm starving, so I'm going to have to eat. 374 00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:58,300 OK. 375 00:28:58,426 --> 00:29:01,762 I've been thinking about this morning and your tape thing. 376 00:29:01,888 --> 00:29:03,388 Mm-hm. 377 00:29:03,515 --> 00:29:05,474 - It's for an art project, yeah? - Yeah. 378 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:09,520 So is that what you want to be, you want to be an artist? 379 00:29:09,646 --> 00:29:11,313 Kind of. 380 00:29:13,316 --> 00:29:16,068 So, and you really don't have to tell me, 381 00:29:16,194 --> 00:29:18,987 how is your tape art project 382 00:29:19,822 --> 00:29:25,953 just going to be an art project and not people talking dirty? 383 00:29:26,996 --> 00:29:28,997 You think talking about sex is dirty? 384 00:29:29,123 --> 00:29:30,624 You know what I mean. 385 00:29:31,417 --> 00:29:33,335 It's just I'm not sure if... 386 00:29:33,461 --> 00:29:34,586 (Grunts) 387 00:29:34,712 --> 00:29:37,965 ...people want to hear about the random sex life of strangers. 388 00:29:38,883 --> 00:29:41,927 You just don't want people hearing about your sex life. 389 00:29:42,053 --> 00:29:43,845 That's true. 390 00:29:45,265 --> 00:29:47,766 Imagine if everybody was just open 391 00:29:47,892 --> 00:29:49,810 about what they did and that everything was normal. 392 00:29:49,936 --> 00:29:53,021 - Yeah, but people are open, aren't they? - Are they? 393 00:29:54,482 --> 00:29:56,567 There was this guy in work today, 394 00:29:56,693 --> 00:29:58,485 I'm just sat there having my lunch, 395 00:29:58,611 --> 00:30:01,446 and he starts talking about how many fingers he can put up a girl's fanny. 396 00:30:01,573 --> 00:30:03,740 But was he gay? 397 00:30:03,866 --> 00:30:05,534 - No. - Well, there you go, then. 398 00:30:05,660 --> 00:30:07,703 You like a lot of condiments, don't you? 399 00:30:08,329 --> 00:30:09,746 I love my condiments. 400 00:30:09,872 --> 00:30:12,541 Gay people never talk about it in public 401 00:30:13,585 --> 00:30:16,211 unless it's just cheap innuendo. 402 00:30:18,423 --> 00:30:20,424 I think it's cos they're ashamed. 403 00:30:22,260 --> 00:30:24,720 Maybe it's just they're a little bit embarrassed. 404 00:30:24,846 --> 00:30:26,722 Isn't that the same thing? 405 00:30:26,848 --> 00:30:28,974 It smells of spunk. 406 00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:31,893 (Glen) Anyway, that tape thing isn't really about sex at all. 407 00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:33,979 (Russell) Really? 408 00:30:34,105 --> 00:30:36,356 But I know what artists sound like when they talk about their work, 409 00:30:36,482 --> 00:30:39,067 so I'm not going to sit and sound like a cunt. 410 00:30:39,193 --> 00:30:41,194 Well, it's a good job you're not an artist yet, then, isn't it? 411 00:30:41,321 --> 00:30:43,322 Ooh, very funny! 412 00:30:45,033 --> 00:30:47,451 Come on, tell me. I'm interested. 413 00:30:49,746 --> 00:30:51,538 All right. 414 00:30:52,665 --> 00:30:55,876 Well, you know what it's like when you first sleep with someone you don't know? 415 00:30:56,002 --> 00:30:57,252 Yeah. 416 00:30:58,588 --> 00:31:03,383 It's... You, like, become this blank canvas 417 00:31:03,509 --> 00:31:07,429 and it gives you an opportunity to project onto that canvas who you want to be. 418 00:31:09,182 --> 00:31:12,184 And that's what's interesting, because everybody does it. 419 00:31:13,394 --> 00:31:17,189 - So, do you think that I did it? - Course you did. 420 00:31:17,315 --> 00:31:20,776 Well, what happens is, 421 00:31:20,902 --> 00:31:23,445 while you're projecting who you want to be, 422 00:31:25,990 --> 00:31:28,200 this gap opens up between who you want to be 423 00:31:28,326 --> 00:31:30,202 and who you really are, 424 00:31:30,328 --> 00:31:33,121 and in that gap, it shows you 425 00:31:33,247 --> 00:31:36,917 what's stopping you becoming who you want to be. 426 00:31:37,043 --> 00:31:39,211 And all of this from talking about sex? 427 00:31:40,755 --> 00:31:42,923 All of that from talking about sex. 428 00:31:44,759 --> 00:31:46,301 Interesting. 429 00:31:46,886 --> 00:31:48,428 I like it. 430 00:31:48,554 --> 00:31:52,974 I'm not sure that I totally understand what you're saying, but... 431 00:31:53,101 --> 00:31:55,102 Yeah, all this sounds better in my head, I don't think I've explained... 432 00:31:55,228 --> 00:31:57,312 No, no, no, no, no. 433 00:31:57,438 --> 00:31:59,981 I'm interested. I'm really interested. 434 00:32:00,108 --> 00:32:01,525 So what are you gonna do? 435 00:32:01,651 --> 00:32:05,237 - Are you just gonna play the recordings out loud... - I don't know, I don't know. 436 00:32:05,363 --> 00:32:10,701 The problem is that no one's gonna come and see it, because it's about gay sex. 437 00:32:11,744 --> 00:32:15,789 So the gays will only come because they want a glimpse of a cock and they'll be... 438 00:32:15,915 --> 00:32:20,043 And the straights won't come because, well, it's got nothing to do with their world. 439 00:32:21,379 --> 00:32:25,173 They'll go and see pictures of refugees or murder or rape, 440 00:32:25,299 --> 00:32:27,759 but gay sex? Fuck off. 441 00:32:27,885 --> 00:32:30,095 (Chuckles) 442 00:32:30,221 --> 00:32:32,013 Fuck it. 443 00:32:32,140 --> 00:32:34,015 Doesn't matter, does it? 444 00:32:35,351 --> 00:32:37,352 I'd come. 445 00:32:39,647 --> 00:32:41,773 - No, you wouldn't. - Yeah, I would. 446 00:32:43,818 --> 00:32:45,777 OK, maybe I... 447 00:32:48,030 --> 00:32:49,906 Maybe I wouldn't come. 448 00:32:59,417 --> 00:33:01,668 Make sure you put your thumb over the hole. 449 00:33:01,794 --> 00:33:04,171 - Do you want me to light it for you? - Yeah. 450 00:33:06,799 --> 00:33:08,258 Tuck in. 451 00:33:16,058 --> 00:33:17,851 Here, do it again. 452 00:33:23,357 --> 00:33:24,941 That's it. 453 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:32,908 Are you out to your parents? 454 00:33:33,034 --> 00:33:37,162 Are you out to your parents? You don't look like the kind of boy who would be. 455 00:33:39,373 --> 00:33:40,832 Well... 456 00:33:41,959 --> 00:33:44,252 - Well what? - It's complicated. 457 00:33:44,378 --> 00:33:47,380 It's not complicated, you just have to do it. 458 00:33:47,507 --> 00:33:50,133 I came out to mine on Mother's Day. 459 00:33:50,259 --> 00:33:52,803 - How old were you? - Sixteen. 460 00:33:52,929 --> 00:33:55,055 - Did they freak out? - No. 461 00:33:55,181 --> 00:33:59,059 I told them nature or nurture, it's your fault, so get over it. 462 00:33:59,185 --> 00:34:00,852 Good answer. 463 00:34:03,439 --> 00:34:06,316 - I would, but... - But what? 464 00:34:10,404 --> 00:34:12,405 I don't really know my parents. 465 00:34:14,659 --> 00:34:16,701 Actually, I don't know who they are at all. 466 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,833 That's interesting. 467 00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:25,001 It's fine. 468 00:34:26,420 --> 00:34:28,255 So what happened? 469 00:34:30,675 --> 00:34:32,843 Well, erm... 470 00:34:34,011 --> 00:34:37,055 I moved around in foster homes until I was about 16. 471 00:34:38,224 --> 00:34:40,308 Mm-hm. Fuck. 472 00:34:41,269 --> 00:34:44,604 I met my best mate there, Jamie, when we were 12. 473 00:34:44,730 --> 00:34:48,984 Er, yeah, it was nice, we just went around as a pair. 474 00:34:50,027 --> 00:34:52,028 Fucking hell. What was it like? 475 00:34:52,572 --> 00:34:53,989 What? 476 00:34:55,408 --> 00:34:56,992 Being in care. 477 00:34:58,578 --> 00:35:01,496 It was fine. I mean, I wasn't abused or anything. 478 00:35:01,622 --> 00:35:03,623 Shame. You should have got a refund. 479 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,920 - So, does... does he know about you? - Who? 480 00:35:09,046 --> 00:35:10,922 - Jamie. - Yeah. 481 00:35:11,048 --> 00:35:13,675 Yeah, I'm like his brother, really. 482 00:35:13,801 --> 00:35:16,136 Everyone knows about me in my friends. 483 00:35:16,262 --> 00:35:17,971 The close ones anyway. 484 00:35:22,184 --> 00:35:23,784 What? 485 00:35:28,274 --> 00:35:33,111 Is it really wrong that I'm finding the whole... orphan thing pretty sexy? 486 00:35:33,529 --> 00:35:35,947 (Glen laughs) 487 00:35:36,073 --> 00:35:37,616 Oh, my God. 488 00:35:39,702 --> 00:35:41,369 What's wrong with you? 489 00:35:42,455 --> 00:35:44,539 (Laughs) Sorry, I think it's the weed! 490 00:35:45,166 --> 00:35:48,668 Are you serious... Are you laughing at my childhood tragedy? 491 00:35:50,004 --> 00:35:54,299 I just got an image of you as Oliver with Mr Bumble! (Laughs) 492 00:35:56,886 --> 00:35:58,887 Oh, fucking hell. 493 00:35:59,013 --> 00:36:00,931 - I'm a bad person. - Yeah, you are. 494 00:36:01,057 --> 00:36:04,225 - I'm a terrible cunt. (Laughs) - You're a terrible cunt. 495 00:37:55,337 --> 00:37:58,131 So, do you live with Gill all the time? 496 00:37:58,257 --> 00:37:59,883 Er, yeah, she's my flatmate. 497 00:38:00,009 --> 00:38:02,510 She's all right, she keeps out the way. 498 00:38:02,636 --> 00:38:05,680 - I quite liked her. - Yeah, she's a good girl. 499 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,434 Well, thank you for this afternoon. 500 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,144 (Glen) Er, thank you. 501 00:38:11,270 --> 00:38:13,938 Erm, so I'll give you a call later. 502 00:38:14,065 --> 00:38:15,899 - OK. - OK. 503 00:38:16,484 --> 00:38:17,901 I will. 504 00:38:19,862 --> 00:38:21,279 Bye. 505 00:38:30,873 --> 00:38:32,290 (Knocking on door) 506 00:38:36,754 --> 00:38:38,421 - All right? - Hello again. Look... 507 00:38:38,547 --> 00:38:40,673 there's something I didn't tell you. 508 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,175 Have you got a boyfriend? 509 00:38:42,301 --> 00:38:45,678 No, I don't have a boyfriend, I don't do boyfriends. Erm... 510 00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,556 I'm going away tomorrow. 511 00:38:49,850 --> 00:38:52,727 - Cool, where are you going? - Portland. It's in Oregon. 512 00:38:52,853 --> 00:38:54,896 Very nice. How long are you going for? 513 00:38:55,022 --> 00:38:57,690 About two years, I think, maybe more. 514 00:38:59,693 --> 00:39:02,403 Oh, I thought you meant, like, for a holiday or something. 515 00:39:02,530 --> 00:39:05,323 No, I'm doing a course. Erm... 516 00:39:05,449 --> 00:39:10,370 "Contemporary Perspectives of Modern Art in the 21st Century." 517 00:39:12,248 --> 00:39:14,124 So you're doing an art course. 518 00:39:15,042 --> 00:39:17,293 - Glen, that's... that's really great. - I should have said something. 519 00:39:17,419 --> 00:39:18,545 No. 520 00:39:19,922 --> 00:39:22,090 It's fine. It's... It's great. 521 00:39:22,216 --> 00:39:25,218 Honestly, you... you didn't have to tell me. 522 00:39:25,344 --> 00:39:27,345 Honestly - an art course. 523 00:39:29,014 --> 00:39:31,724 You... You get to be a proper cunt now. 524 00:39:31,851 --> 00:39:33,935 (Glen laughs) 525 00:39:34,061 --> 00:39:36,062 I've told you now, so I'm gonna go. 526 00:39:39,024 --> 00:39:42,777 Hey, erm, what are you doing tonight? Cos I'm having some drinks with some friends 527 00:39:42,903 --> 00:39:45,113 and it would be pretty cool if you came along, 528 00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:49,242 but it's up to you, cos I don't wanna kind of put pressure on you or anything, 529 00:39:49,368 --> 00:39:51,870 so I'll send you a text or something 530 00:39:51,996 --> 00:39:53,997 and then you can come or not come 531 00:39:54,123 --> 00:39:57,292 and it's up to you, it doesn't matter either way, OK? 532 00:39:57,418 --> 00:39:59,460 All right, all right, all right. 533 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,041 (Water running) 534 00:41:15,329 --> 00:41:17,205 (Phone buzzing) 535 00:41:28,634 --> 00:41:30,677 - All right? (Jamie) All right? 536 00:41:30,803 --> 00:41:33,304 - How you doing? - Yeah, not too bad, yeah. You all right? 537 00:41:33,430 --> 00:41:36,349 Look, Cathy's gone up town with Lois - do you want to come round? 538 00:41:36,475 --> 00:41:39,352 - Are you up to anything? - Has she? Erm... 539 00:41:40,104 --> 00:41:42,522 I might have plans later, actually. 540 00:41:42,648 --> 00:41:44,774 Oh. All right. Well... 541 00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:48,278 Erm, going out, party, I think. 542 00:41:48,862 --> 00:41:51,906 - OK, what, like a work thing? - No. 543 00:41:52,032 --> 00:41:55,243 Er, no, I've actually... I met somebody. Someone I met. 544 00:41:55,369 --> 00:41:56,869 - Oh, right, oh, nice one! - Yeah. 545 00:41:56,996 --> 00:41:59,622 When did you meet them? 546 00:41:59,748 --> 00:42:02,667 Er, I met him last night at Propaganda. It's a gay bar. 547 00:42:02,793 --> 00:42:05,795 You said you were going home when you left. 548 00:42:05,921 --> 00:42:07,463 Mmm, yeah, sorry, mate. 549 00:42:07,589 --> 00:42:11,092 I was going home, but I was just on the bus and I was thinking, 550 00:42:11,218 --> 00:42:14,304 so I just... I changed my mind, so, sorry. 551 00:42:14,430 --> 00:42:16,681 No, that's all right. What's his name, then? 552 00:42:17,683 --> 00:42:19,309 - Glen. - Glen? 553 00:42:19,435 --> 00:42:21,352 Well, look, why don't you bring him tomorrow? 554 00:42:21,478 --> 00:42:23,313 (Laughs) No. No way. 555 00:42:23,439 --> 00:42:25,148 Go on, it'll be fine! 556 00:42:25,274 --> 00:42:27,442 - No. - What's the problem? 557 00:42:29,361 --> 00:42:31,321 - OK. - Well, it's up to you, whatever. 558 00:42:31,447 --> 00:42:35,742 - Listen, he's going away anyway, so... - Oh, right, I see. 559 00:42:35,868 --> 00:42:38,703 I've got to go, Jamie, so I'll catch you in a bit. 560 00:42:39,705 --> 00:42:42,290 - I'll see you tomorrow, yeah? - Yeah, all right. You'd better be there. 561 00:42:42,416 --> 00:42:44,417 All right, mate. Bye, bye, bye. 562 00:43:55,864 --> 00:43:57,865 (Distant siren) 563 00:44:03,831 --> 00:44:05,832 (Lively chatter) 564 00:44:07,584 --> 00:44:09,544 (Boy) He's had a girlfriend too, for like... 565 00:44:09,670 --> 00:44:13,464 He's been going out with her for two months and he hasn't even fingered her. 566 00:44:13,590 --> 00:44:16,926 (Girl) Definitely looks gay. (Boy) Have you seen his walk? 567 00:44:17,052 --> 00:44:19,053 (Chatter and laughter) 568 00:44:22,558 --> 00:44:25,309 (Boy) And his voice too. (Girl) Oh, yeah, his voice. 569 00:44:25,436 --> 00:44:29,605 (Boy) He probably does straightening, like. Conditions his hair every morning. 570 00:44:29,731 --> 00:44:31,774 He gets up at half-seven so his mum can do his hair. 571 00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:33,693 - Have you seen his Facebook statuses? - No. 572 00:44:33,819 --> 00:44:35,153 There's about 40 a day. 573 00:44:48,375 --> 00:44:50,293 (Muffled music) 574 00:44:58,552 --> 00:45:00,553 (Loud rock music, lively chatter) 575 00:45:18,030 --> 00:45:20,656 (Man) All right? What can I get you? - All right, mate. Do you do bitter? 576 00:45:20,782 --> 00:45:22,783 - Yeah. - Can I get two pints of bitter? 577 00:45:40,260 --> 00:45:41,928 (Laughter) 578 00:45:56,401 --> 00:45:58,402 - I got you a drink. (Chuckles) 579 00:45:58,529 --> 00:46:00,988 - I don't like beer. - Do you not? 580 00:46:01,114 --> 00:46:02,281 Afraid not. 581 00:46:02,407 --> 00:46:03,783 Sorry. 582 00:46:04,826 --> 00:46:07,119 Why this place, Glen? 583 00:46:07,246 --> 00:46:12,333 It's a bit more fun, isn't it, than your normal, erm... normal gay bar? 584 00:46:14,461 --> 00:46:16,462 I'm surprised you came. 585 00:46:19,091 --> 00:46:20,383 Really? 586 00:46:20,509 --> 00:46:23,302 - Little bit. - Well, I'm here now. 587 00:46:23,428 --> 00:46:25,012 - Good. - Cheers. 588 00:46:25,138 --> 00:46:26,305 (All) Hi! 589 00:46:26,431 --> 00:46:28,683 We've got a new member of the group, let's not make a fuss about it. 590 00:46:28,809 --> 00:46:32,353 This is Russell, everybody. This is Cock 1, Cock 2, Cock 3, 591 00:46:32,479 --> 00:46:34,146 Dolly Parton, Cock 4, Lorna, 592 00:46:34,273 --> 00:46:36,232 you know Gill already. - And this is all... 593 00:46:36,358 --> 00:46:39,443 - I'm Russell, nice to meet you. (Overlapping chatter) 594 00:46:41,655 --> 00:46:42,822 I went on the bed with a hard-on 595 00:46:42,948 --> 00:46:45,533 and I heard all this clanging and things coming out of bags 596 00:46:45,659 --> 00:46:49,120 and zips and poppers and things, and I... he was there for ages... 597 00:46:49,246 --> 00:46:51,080 Hey! 598 00:46:51,206 --> 00:46:52,832 Well done. Here we go! 599 00:46:52,958 --> 00:46:57,378 One, two, three, four, five... Go! 600 00:46:59,506 --> 00:47:02,258 Anyway, so I was lying on the bed waiting for him, 601 00:47:02,384 --> 00:47:03,926 and after about 10 minutes of this, 602 00:47:04,052 --> 00:47:07,305 it was like, I was starting to lose my hard-on because it was getting boring, 603 00:47:07,431 --> 00:47:12,310 and then he walked in and he was fully done up in leather, like boots and things 604 00:47:12,436 --> 00:47:13,978 and chaps and everything, 605 00:47:14,104 --> 00:47:16,147 and he was much older than his picture said, 606 00:47:16,273 --> 00:47:18,608 and he walked in and I was like, "Oh, fuck!". 607 00:47:18,734 --> 00:47:22,612 And he just put his boot on my bed and he went, "Lick my fucking boots!". 608 00:47:22,738 --> 00:47:28,117 And I went like, "Er, I don't think so, I think I'll pass actually." 609 00:47:28,243 --> 00:47:30,369 And he was like, "Lick my fucking boots!". 610 00:47:33,665 --> 00:47:35,541 Sorry, guys, can I squeeze past? 611 00:47:35,667 --> 00:47:37,460 All right, how are you? 612 00:47:38,587 --> 00:47:40,421 I'd leave him to it, if I were you. 613 00:47:41,423 --> 00:47:42,757 What's he doing? 614 00:47:42,883 --> 00:47:46,427 Well, he's just started phase one of the attack. 615 00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:52,933 The whole straight narrative is there for you to inherit, it's just there. 616 00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:55,936 There to shape your foundations, to set you up... 617 00:47:56,063 --> 00:47:59,649 boy meets girl, they fall in love, they go skipping through the meadows 618 00:47:59,775 --> 00:48:02,610 and that's how your life is set. Everything is there. 619 00:48:02,736 --> 00:48:05,112 All the books, all the films, all the TV shows, 620 00:48:05,238 --> 00:48:07,281 everything is just inherited, given to you. 621 00:48:07,407 --> 00:48:10,618 I think he does like you though. I mean, he wouldn't let me listen to the tape, 622 00:48:10,744 --> 00:48:13,329 and he always lets me listen to the tapes, so... 623 00:48:13,455 --> 00:48:14,830 you must have made some kind of impression. 624 00:48:14,956 --> 00:48:19,085 I'm quite glad he didn't let you have a listen to the tape, to be honest with you. 625 00:48:19,211 --> 00:48:20,419 Yet! 626 00:48:20,545 --> 00:48:23,923 He didn't let me listen to it yet - there's still time! 627 00:48:24,049 --> 00:48:26,133 What, is it dirty? Is it? 628 00:48:26,259 --> 00:48:28,302 - No, no! - Proper sordid? 629 00:48:28,428 --> 00:48:29,428 No. 630 00:48:29,554 --> 00:48:31,931 Oh, boring. Them ones are the best. 631 00:48:32,057 --> 00:48:34,975 - I took umbrage with the loud noise. - You didn't take... 632 00:48:35,102 --> 00:48:38,020 - You make a loud... You made a loud noise. - You didn't make umbrage with the loud noise. 633 00:48:38,146 --> 00:48:41,857 You made umbrage with the fact that you've got a load of gay people in a straight bar. 634 00:48:41,983 --> 00:48:44,402 That's what you've got your problem with. Admit it, just admit it. 635 00:48:44,528 --> 00:48:46,237 - No... - Absolutely admit it. 636 00:48:46,363 --> 00:48:51,701 The thing is, Glen likes to be a big fish, not a little tiddler. 637 00:48:51,827 --> 00:48:55,162 I mean, to be honest, I think he's gonna bottle it. 638 00:48:55,288 --> 00:48:57,498 - Can you keep a secret? - Yeah. 639 00:48:57,624 --> 00:48:59,667 Some of us have got a little bet. 640 00:48:59,793 --> 00:49:01,877 That's not very supportive. 641 00:49:02,003 --> 00:49:03,546 Supportive? No. 642 00:49:03,672 --> 00:49:05,589 No, I just understand him, that's all. 643 00:49:05,716 --> 00:49:08,592 He does this. I mean like, once, 644 00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:10,678 he signed up to teach in Africa. 645 00:49:10,804 --> 00:49:12,221 I think it was Africa. 646 00:49:12,347 --> 00:49:15,141 It was just when he split up with John. Has he told you about John? 647 00:49:15,267 --> 00:49:17,393 No, no, he hasn't told me about John. To be honest with you, I don't really think... 648 00:49:17,519 --> 00:49:19,019 That was way back when he did boyfriends. 649 00:49:19,146 --> 00:49:23,315 The sexuality... The sexuality of the loud noise was not an issue with me, 650 00:49:23,442 --> 00:49:25,693 - it was the fact that the noise was loud. - The sexuality of the loud noise? 651 00:49:25,819 --> 00:49:27,361 It was the fact that the noise was loud. 652 00:49:27,487 --> 00:49:30,156 Oh, right, so it's just merely a matter of decibels. 653 00:49:30,282 --> 00:49:34,869 He used to cheat on him a lot, John did, and Glen was like, "It doesn't matter," 654 00:49:34,995 --> 00:49:38,497 but it would matter to me, and then at the end of the relationship, 655 00:49:38,623 --> 00:49:41,333 he was in the park, cruising, and he got beaten up. 656 00:49:41,460 --> 00:49:42,835 What, Glen did? 657 00:49:42,961 --> 00:49:44,962 No, no, not Glen. John. 658 00:49:45,088 --> 00:49:47,465 (Glen) Volume is the issue. That's it. - The volume. 659 00:49:47,591 --> 00:49:51,886 Just ruining your night. We're just here ruining your night, is that the problem? 660 00:49:52,012 --> 00:49:54,138 (Man) Look at us holding hands! Look! 661 00:49:59,311 --> 00:50:01,103 What? 662 00:50:01,229 --> 00:50:02,938 Nothing. 663 00:50:03,064 --> 00:50:05,858 - You look like you want to kiss me. - I do. 664 00:50:06,943 --> 00:50:08,652 Go on, then. 665 00:50:09,321 --> 00:50:11,363 No, not here. I can't... I can't here. 666 00:50:16,453 --> 00:50:17,870 (Russell) Oh! 667 00:50:24,085 --> 00:50:25,753 Ah, thank you. 668 00:50:27,380 --> 00:50:29,673 Do you want to get the fuck out of here? 669 00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:31,467 What do you mean? 670 00:50:31,593 --> 00:50:33,594 Do you want to get the fuck out of here? 671 00:50:34,137 --> 00:50:36,138 (Siren) (Clock bells chiming) 672 00:50:54,199 --> 00:50:56,575 Don't you think your mates are going to be a little bit pissed off? 673 00:50:56,701 --> 00:50:58,911 - Why? - Well... 674 00:50:59,955 --> 00:51:02,081 I mean, we just marched out of there. 675 00:51:02,207 --> 00:51:04,834 You practically pushed me out of the door, I didn't even say goodbye to anybody, 676 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:08,420 - you didn't say goodbye to anybody. - Yeah, I don't do goodbyes. 677 00:51:10,465 --> 00:51:13,300 I actually had quite good fun in there. It was all right. 678 00:51:13,426 --> 00:51:16,929 I liked your friends. It was quite nice being around gay people. 679 00:51:17,055 --> 00:51:18,681 - Oh, don't do it. - Don't do what? 680 00:51:18,807 --> 00:51:20,432 - I know what you're gonna say. - What? 681 00:51:20,559 --> 00:51:24,979 You're gonna say, "Oh, it's nice being around people of my own kind, my own people", 682 00:51:25,105 --> 00:51:28,816 "they think the same as me, we talk about all the same things, 683 00:51:28,942 --> 00:51:32,862 "we've got the same things in common." But it's just not like that, you know? 684 00:51:32,988 --> 00:51:34,196 (Beeping) 685 00:51:34,322 --> 00:51:37,408 (Woman's voice) This is David Lane. - Essentially they're all just idiots. 686 00:51:37,534 --> 00:51:41,078 - This tram is for Phoenix Park. - Except they dance a lot more. 687 00:51:41,204 --> 00:51:43,581 The next stop is Highbury Vale. 688 00:51:45,709 --> 00:51:47,668 So what do you think of Gill? 689 00:51:48,628 --> 00:51:50,337 - Yeah, she was nice. (Snorts) 690 00:51:50,463 --> 00:51:52,464 You're such a fucking liar. 691 00:51:54,509 --> 00:51:57,011 Ah, it's nothing. 692 00:51:57,137 --> 00:51:59,722 I wouldn't want anybody... 693 00:51:59,848 --> 00:52:02,099 - talking badly about my mates. - What is it? 694 00:52:02,225 --> 00:52:04,727 - Honestly, it's nothing. - Fucking spit it out. 695 00:52:06,980 --> 00:52:08,981 I don't know, Glen. I just... 696 00:52:10,859 --> 00:52:14,278 She's not very supportive, you know, or understanding about... 697 00:52:14,404 --> 00:52:17,364 And this is only from what I've spoken to her about, but I didn't... 698 00:52:17,490 --> 00:52:19,408 She just wasn't very supportive and that's what you want, isn't it, 699 00:52:19,534 --> 00:52:25,122 you want your mates to be understanding and to support your ideas and... 700 00:52:25,248 --> 00:52:27,374 - I don't know. - What the fuck did she say? 701 00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:29,168 She didn't say anything, she didn't say anything. 702 00:52:29,294 --> 00:52:33,255 It was just... It was just an impression I got. 703 00:52:34,925 --> 00:52:38,427 Anyway, it's none of my business to start talking about that kind of stuff, is it? 704 00:52:45,936 --> 00:52:48,687 I can't wait to get the fuck out of here, to be honest. 705 00:52:48,813 --> 00:52:51,023 - No, you don't mean that. - I do. 706 00:52:51,149 --> 00:52:52,524 Maybe I don't. 707 00:52:52,651 --> 00:52:54,568 Just my friends - sometimes they're like... 708 00:52:54,694 --> 00:52:56,987 a noose around my neck, do you know what I mean? 709 00:52:57,113 --> 00:53:00,240 No. I've got to be honest with you, I don't really know what you mean. 710 00:53:00,367 --> 00:53:03,577 It's like when you've had the same friends for too long, they become like... 711 00:53:03,703 --> 00:53:05,955 everything becomes cemented. 712 00:53:06,081 --> 00:53:09,416 (Music pounding in distance, children shouting and screaming) 713 00:53:09,542 --> 00:53:11,585 - What, and that's a bad thing, is it? - Of course it's a bad thing. 714 00:53:11,711 --> 00:53:15,464 I don't want to be in fucking concrete, thank you very much. 715 00:53:15,590 --> 00:53:19,885 It's like they won't let you... they won't let you be any version of yourself 716 00:53:20,011 --> 00:53:22,972 except an old version, or the version that they want you to be. 717 00:53:24,265 --> 00:53:26,767 - I hope that's not true. - You know it's true. 718 00:53:26,893 --> 00:53:29,645 Who wants to know they're in the shit? 719 00:53:29,771 --> 00:53:33,273 If they see you trying to crawl out, they're very happy to drag you back in. 720 00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:35,651 Oh, and that's what you're trying to do, is it? 721 00:53:35,777 --> 00:53:39,279 You're trying to drag yourself out of the shit! (Chuckles) 722 00:53:39,406 --> 00:53:40,739 I'm trying to... 723 00:53:42,450 --> 00:53:44,451 redraw myself. 724 00:53:45,286 --> 00:53:48,163 - Of course. You being the artist that you are. - Exactly, exactly. 725 00:53:48,957 --> 00:53:51,458 But everyone keeps fucking hiding my pencil. 726 00:53:51,584 --> 00:53:52,584 (Laughs) 727 00:53:52,711 --> 00:53:56,505 (Man calling out over speakers, children shouting and screaming in background) 728 00:54:01,970 --> 00:54:03,679 (Laughs) 729 00:54:06,641 --> 00:54:08,976 Hiya, can we get two cars, please? 730 00:54:10,020 --> 00:54:11,603 - Have you got three quid? - Yep. 731 00:54:11,730 --> 00:54:13,272 There we go. 732 00:54:15,066 --> 00:54:18,152 - I'm gonna kill you. - Oh-ho-ho, are you sure about that? 733 00:54:18,278 --> 00:54:19,737 There you go. 734 00:54:21,197 --> 00:54:22,197 Thank you. 735 00:54:22,323 --> 00:54:24,324 (Dance music pounding) 736 00:54:25,368 --> 00:54:27,453 (Man) Scream if you wanna go faster! 737 00:54:28,496 --> 00:54:30,497 (Both laughing) 738 00:54:31,791 --> 00:54:33,500 (Russell screams) 739 00:54:34,502 --> 00:54:36,170 (Glen) Fuck you! 740 00:54:55,065 --> 00:54:58,400 Remember, this was pre-internet so, you know, it was, like, 741 00:54:58,526 --> 00:55:01,862 there wasn't any "straight boy goes gay for pay" websites 742 00:55:01,988 --> 00:55:06,492 or stick-a-monster-cock- up-your-arse-and-ear. Com. 743 00:55:09,245 --> 00:55:12,581 But my mum had this VHS of A Room With A View. 744 00:55:12,707 --> 00:55:14,833 - Have you seen it? - Yeah. I think I have. 745 00:55:14,959 --> 00:55:17,753 Is that the one with all the poshies 746 00:55:17,879 --> 00:55:19,838 - in all the houses and stuff? - Yeah. 747 00:55:19,964 --> 00:55:23,634 Well, they've got that, but also they've got this scene where all the boys go running 748 00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:26,011 - naked round the lake. - Oh, I see. 749 00:55:26,137 --> 00:55:30,099 And I'd frozen the video just on the moment when you could see Rupert Graves' cock 750 00:55:30,225 --> 00:55:33,227 and you know what it's like when you pause video, it's shuddering. 751 00:55:33,353 --> 00:55:34,686 Yeah. 752 00:55:34,813 --> 00:55:36,980 And I was tanking away and there it was, 753 00:55:37,107 --> 00:55:40,776 and I spaffed up a huge spiderweb of juvenile semen... 754 00:55:40,902 --> 00:55:43,278 (Laughs) ...just as my mate walked in. 755 00:55:43,404 --> 00:55:44,404 Oh, my God! 756 00:55:44,531 --> 00:55:46,740 And he looked at me and he looked at the TV screen 757 00:55:46,866 --> 00:55:49,743 and he saw Rupert Graves' shuddering cock and he knew. 758 00:55:52,163 --> 00:55:55,332 - What did he say? - He called me a faggot, he called me a queer. 759 00:55:56,334 --> 00:56:00,254 But the weird thing was, in that moment, I could see myself through his eyes, you know? 760 00:56:00,380 --> 00:56:03,841 I could see what I looked like. And you know what? 761 00:56:03,967 --> 00:56:06,468 - You didn't care? - I didn't care. Exactly. 762 00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:11,932 I thought, if he wants to see me as some horny little faggotty, angry child, 763 00:56:12,058 --> 00:56:15,310 then that's fine with me, doesn't make any difference. 764 00:56:15,436 --> 00:56:17,646 - Are you still friends with him? - Nah. 765 00:56:18,648 --> 00:56:22,526 I wasn't friends with anyone else after he told the rest of the school. 766 00:56:22,652 --> 00:56:24,403 That's awful, Glen. 767 00:56:24,529 --> 00:56:26,280 It is what it is. 768 00:56:26,406 --> 00:56:28,699 (Men shouting aggressively in distance) 769 00:56:50,346 --> 00:56:52,347 (Distant siren, traffic rumbling) 770 00:56:55,894 --> 00:56:58,103 (Snorting, laughing) 771 00:57:03,902 --> 00:57:06,153 - Shall we have another little cheeky one? - Yeah. 772 00:57:12,827 --> 00:57:14,411 (Russell sighs) 773 00:57:16,247 --> 00:57:18,248 (Glen snorts and giggles) 774 00:57:19,667 --> 00:57:24,213 - Oh, Glen, Glen, Glen! - Whoo! I'm just breaking some ice! 775 00:57:24,339 --> 00:57:27,925 - You haven't met my neighbours, they're nuts. - I'm breaking the ice with your neighbours. 776 00:57:28,051 --> 00:57:30,844 - Frankie upstairs will be going nuts, dying. (Music on, muffled) 777 00:57:30,970 --> 00:57:32,971 There's something I didn't tell you today. 778 00:57:34,390 --> 00:57:35,474 Do you have a boyfriend? 779 00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:39,311 - Yeah, that's exactly it. I've got a boyfriend. - Oh, fuck me! 780 00:57:39,437 --> 00:57:40,729 No. 781 00:57:40,855 --> 00:57:43,023 - No, you know your tape thing? - Yeah. 782 00:57:43,149 --> 00:57:46,693 I've got something kind of similar. 783 00:57:46,819 --> 00:57:49,071 Really? What do you mean? 784 00:57:49,197 --> 00:57:54,284 Well, obviously mine's private and not public like yours. 785 00:57:54,410 --> 00:57:57,496 - Why am I telling you this? - Well, then why do you do it? 786 00:57:59,123 --> 00:58:00,749 I don't know, just do. 787 00:58:00,875 --> 00:58:04,253 He was good-looking and normal, which was nice. 788 00:58:04,379 --> 00:58:06,755 (Music playing quietly) - He's not too camp. 789 00:58:06,881 --> 00:58:09,716 On the third date he told me that when he came out to his parents, 790 00:58:09,842 --> 00:58:11,927 they refused to ever talk about it. 791 00:58:12,053 --> 00:58:14,554 He said he didn't care but it was obvious he did. 792 00:58:14,681 --> 00:58:17,933 Then to stop us talking about it, he sang me a song. 793 00:58:18,059 --> 00:58:20,185 (Wheezes, laughs) Fucking hell! 794 00:58:21,521 --> 00:58:23,188 Dickhead! 795 00:58:23,314 --> 00:58:27,651 I was mortified, and I wanted Jamie to be there listening to it 796 00:58:27,777 --> 00:58:31,196 because I'm sure he would have found it funny. 797 00:58:31,322 --> 00:58:35,284 And I knew that I could never see him again, but I stayed that night anyway... 798 00:58:35,410 --> 00:58:38,078 - Aww... because I didn't want him to feel bad. 799 00:58:38,204 --> 00:58:39,830 Samaritan. 800 00:58:41,457 --> 00:58:43,417 Did you tell Jamie about it? 801 00:58:47,046 --> 00:58:49,298 - Shut up! - And you send it to the back of my throat. 802 00:58:49,424 --> 00:58:51,091 Ready? Come on. 803 00:58:51,217 --> 00:58:53,427 - It's quite sexy. - OK. 804 00:58:57,056 --> 00:58:58,307 Beautiful. Good start. 805 00:58:58,433 --> 00:59:00,183 Do you want to have a go? 806 00:59:00,310 --> 00:59:02,102 Let's make it happen, come on. 807 00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:06,648 One, two, three. 808 00:59:08,901 --> 00:59:10,319 Isn't that amazing? 809 00:59:10,445 --> 00:59:13,280 I followed him around the sauna for a while, 810 00:59:13,406 --> 00:59:18,243 and I was so nervous that I wasn't sure I'd even be able to get an erection. 811 00:59:19,162 --> 00:59:21,997 We went into the cabin but he wouldn't kiss me. 812 00:59:22,123 --> 00:59:24,875 All he wanted to do was suck me off and get me to come in his mouth, 813 00:59:25,001 --> 00:59:28,837 which I did, but he wouldn't let me touch him or anything, and then he left. 814 00:59:28,963 --> 00:59:32,382 And I saw him later as I was getting changed and he ignored me. 815 00:59:33,926 --> 00:59:36,595 And it was then that I noticed he had a wedding ring on. 816 00:59:36,721 --> 00:59:40,307 I felt bad and weird - bad for me but also for his wife... 817 00:59:40,433 --> 00:59:43,268 and I wondered if when he got home and he kissed her 818 00:59:43,394 --> 00:59:45,328 she could smell me on him, and I wondered if the 819 00:59:45,329 --> 00:59:47,105 kids were waiting for him in their bedrooms, 820 00:59:47,231 --> 00:59:49,816 wanting to say good night to their dad, but... 821 00:59:49,942 --> 00:59:53,487 he was late because he was sucking me off in the sauna. 822 00:59:53,613 --> 00:59:55,280 So. 823 01:00:00,870 --> 01:00:01,870 What? 824 01:00:01,996 --> 01:00:04,623 I met this guy who was nice. 825 01:00:04,749 --> 01:00:06,625 I've called him Paul Smith, 826 01:00:08,086 --> 01:00:10,796 but that wasn't his name because I can't remember his name, 827 01:00:10,922 --> 01:00:13,632 but it was the aftershave he was wearing. 828 01:00:13,758 --> 01:00:17,135 He had a really nice flat near the cemetery 829 01:00:17,261 --> 01:00:19,721 and I think he worked in design. 830 01:00:19,847 --> 01:00:26,186 He told me his parents were fine about him being gay, which must have been good, 831 01:00:26,312 --> 01:00:29,147 and he had photos of them on his wall. 832 01:00:31,526 --> 01:00:35,153 He asked if he could fuck me, I told him I'd never done it before 833 01:00:36,489 --> 01:00:37,864 and that he needed to be careful. 834 01:00:37,990 --> 01:00:40,951 I can remember being paranoid about the condom coming off 835 01:00:41,077 --> 01:00:44,746 and me getting AIDS and everybody would think I was scum. 836 01:00:48,543 --> 01:00:52,504 He wouldn't give me his number because he said he had a boyfriend. 837 01:00:52,630 --> 01:00:54,589 On the bus I felt so ashamed and shitty. 838 01:00:54,715 --> 01:00:56,967 When I got back I puked up and spent the rest of the day in bed 839 01:00:57,093 --> 01:00:59,052 thinking about all kinds of stuff. 840 01:01:06,394 --> 01:01:07,811 (Sniffs) 841 01:01:12,942 --> 01:01:14,860 Have I freaked you out? 842 01:01:14,986 --> 01:01:16,987 No, it's just enough now. 843 01:01:18,281 --> 01:01:22,742 I have, haven't I? I've freaked you out, I've freaked you out. Do you think I'm a freak? 844 01:01:22,869 --> 01:01:24,870 You are a freak, but that's all right. 845 01:01:30,751 --> 01:01:32,752 What did this guy look like? 846 01:01:34,922 --> 01:01:36,506 Why? 847 01:01:36,632 --> 01:01:38,550 Just because. 848 01:01:42,930 --> 01:01:44,931 I don't know, he had blond hair. 849 01:01:48,436 --> 01:01:50,437 Did he look kind of Swedish? 850 01:01:51,439 --> 01:01:53,398 - I suppose. (Sniffs) 851 01:01:54,942 --> 01:01:57,068 (Glen snorting) 852 01:01:58,446 --> 01:02:00,864 He'd have fucking loved this. 853 01:02:00,990 --> 01:02:02,407 Who? 854 01:02:03,993 --> 01:02:06,495 His name was John though, not Paul. 855 01:02:11,667 --> 01:02:13,877 Who's John? 856 01:02:14,003 --> 01:02:16,254 You're a terrible liar for a faggot. 857 01:02:19,383 --> 01:02:22,010 I knew Gill couldn't keep her mouth shut. 858 01:02:22,136 --> 01:02:24,846 I didn't ask her anything. She... 859 01:02:24,972 --> 01:02:26,848 Fuck it. 860 01:02:26,974 --> 01:02:28,975 It doesn't matter. 861 01:02:36,234 --> 01:02:38,407 (Glen) Look, straight people like us as long as 862 01:02:38,408 --> 01:02:40,445 we conform, we behave by their little rules. 863 01:02:40,571 --> 01:02:42,572 Imagine your friends, if you suddenly started 864 01:02:42,573 --> 01:02:44,616 getting all really political about being a fag 865 01:02:44,742 --> 01:02:48,495 or you got suddenly like camp and swishy or talked about rimming all the time. 866 01:02:48,621 --> 01:02:50,956 (Russell) Yeah, but that's not what I'm like, is it? That's not who I am. 867 01:02:51,082 --> 01:02:54,167 (Glen) Well, trust me they like it, as long as we don't shove it down their throats. 868 01:02:54,293 --> 01:02:56,670 (Russell) OK, well, why should I just shove it down their throats? 869 01:02:56,796 --> 01:02:59,297 Because they shove it down our throats all the time, being straight... 870 01:02:59,423 --> 01:03:01,550 straight story lines on television, everywhere, 871 01:03:01,676 --> 01:03:04,719 in books, on billboards, magazines, everywhere. 872 01:03:04,845 --> 01:03:08,640 But, oh, the gays, the gays... (Gasps) We mustn't upset the straights! 873 01:03:08,766 --> 01:03:10,850 Shh, watch out, the straights are coming. 874 01:03:10,977 --> 01:03:13,770 Let's not upset them, let's hide in our little ghettos, 875 01:03:13,896 --> 01:03:16,523 let's not hold hands, let's not kiss in the street, no. 876 01:03:16,649 --> 01:03:19,818 We have the chance to make up our own shit, 877 01:03:19,944 --> 01:03:24,239 we can grow our own garden and put little flowers and pansies 878 01:03:24,365 --> 01:03:28,076 and gay gnomes in it and water features and water sports and slings, 879 01:03:28,202 --> 01:03:31,788 but no, everybody wants to concrete the fucker over and get a gas barbecue. 880 01:03:31,914 --> 01:03:34,499 You're obsessed with concrete. You're absolutely obsessed with the stuff. 881 01:03:34,625 --> 01:03:38,420 But why would you want concrete when you can have whatever you want? 882 01:03:38,546 --> 01:03:40,505 I'm not saying people shouldn't forge relationships, 883 01:03:40,631 --> 01:03:43,883 all I'm saying is that we don't need someone to sanction it, 884 01:03:44,010 --> 01:03:48,471 - to make it legitimate, to make us respectable. - Yeah, heaven forbid. 885 01:03:48,598 --> 01:03:51,349 And don't tell me that people get married because of love. 886 01:03:51,475 --> 01:03:54,811 People get married for the same reason that they buy a house or buy a dog, 887 01:03:54,937 --> 01:03:59,065 to tie them down so that they go, "Oh, no, we couldn't possibly go away this weekend." 888 01:03:59,191 --> 01:04:01,818 "Who'd look after Buster? Couldn't possibly leave Buster alone." 889 01:04:01,944 --> 01:04:05,280 - Glen, maybe sometimes people just like dogs. - And it's not even proper marriage anyway. 890 01:04:05,406 --> 01:04:08,992 In America they went out on the streets and fought for equal rights, 891 01:04:09,118 --> 01:04:11,703 and over here people are too busy on fucking Grindr 892 01:04:11,829 --> 01:04:15,123 or shaving their arses to be able to do anything. Where's their fight? 893 01:04:15,249 --> 01:04:18,668 It's a fight, isn't it, for something that you don't believe in. 894 01:04:18,794 --> 01:04:21,588 - That's not the point. - Well, it is, it is, kind of. 895 01:04:21,714 --> 01:04:24,007 A man standing up with another man, 896 01:04:24,133 --> 01:04:27,510 in front of everyone saying that, "I love you and I want to get married," 897 01:04:27,637 --> 01:04:29,971 I think that's a pretty fucking radical statement. 898 01:04:30,097 --> 01:04:35,101 I mean, standing up and saying, "I want to spend the rest of my life with you," 899 01:04:35,227 --> 01:04:38,313 when everybody's looking at them, saying... 900 01:04:38,439 --> 01:04:40,565 that it's wrong, it's disgusting, it's sick. 901 01:04:40,691 --> 01:04:44,736 I mean, people say that we should go to hell for this - fucking go to fucking hell, 902 01:04:44,862 --> 01:04:48,073 I mean, why do people fucking say that, do you know what I mean? 903 01:04:48,199 --> 01:04:52,535 So, actually, standing up and saying, "You know what, I love you," 904 01:04:52,662 --> 01:04:56,831 "and fuck you and fuck you, I don't give a fuck what you fucking think, I don't care." 905 01:04:56,957 --> 01:05:01,753 - That is pretty fucking amazing. - But why do people have to feed into the system? 906 01:05:01,879 --> 01:05:04,422 Oh, my God, now you sound like a fucking teenager, Glen. 907 01:05:04,548 --> 01:05:06,633 I mean, earlier, you asked me 908 01:05:06,759 --> 01:05:09,344 if I thought that people got married because they love each other. 909 01:05:09,470 --> 01:05:10,970 - Yeah? - Right, OK, 910 01:05:11,097 --> 01:05:13,932 well, maybe they do, maybe they do. 911 01:05:14,058 --> 01:05:17,394 And, yeah, maybe... fucking maybe it is stupid, 912 01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:21,064 and maybe they will get divorced and all that kind of shit, 913 01:05:21,190 --> 01:05:23,274 but fucking who cares? 914 01:05:23,401 --> 01:05:25,276 Why does it bother you so much, Glen? 915 01:05:25,403 --> 01:05:29,698 Why does it bother you that maybe two people fucking love each other 916 01:05:29,824 --> 01:05:32,158 and they want to get married and they want a relationship 917 01:05:32,284 --> 01:05:34,285 and they just want to be happy? 918 01:05:40,543 --> 01:05:42,001 Do you want another line? 919 01:05:42,128 --> 01:05:45,088 Why do you think it's gonna be so different in America? 920 01:05:45,214 --> 01:05:47,298 Because it will be. 921 01:05:47,425 --> 01:05:50,051 - Have you ever been properly alone? - Of course I have. 922 01:05:50,177 --> 01:05:51,886 I mean properly. Alone. 923 01:05:52,012 --> 01:05:56,599 Sat in a hotel room in Portland all by yourself, no friends, alone. 924 01:05:56,726 --> 01:06:00,019 - Yes. - I don't believe you. I don't believe you. 925 01:06:00,896 --> 01:06:03,857 In a week you're gonna go completely mental. 926 01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:07,360 Of course you are, because you're gonna have no friends, 927 01:06:07,486 --> 01:06:11,156 and you're gonna compromise because that is what people do, they compromise, 928 01:06:11,282 --> 01:06:14,075 because nobody, fucking... fucking nobody, 929 01:06:14,910 --> 01:06:16,745 nobody can deal with being by themselves. 930 01:06:16,871 --> 01:06:18,830 I don't want to compromise. 931 01:06:20,124 --> 01:06:22,000 There you go again. 932 01:06:22,126 --> 01:06:24,836 You're condescending me, it's like you're always fucking attacking me! 933 01:06:24,962 --> 01:06:27,213 - I'm not attacking you. - You fucking are! 934 01:06:27,339 --> 01:06:30,592 I mean, it's like you want everybody to think independently, 935 01:06:30,718 --> 01:06:33,553 but you want everyone to fucking agree with you. 936 01:06:33,679 --> 01:06:34,929 I mean... 937 01:06:35,055 --> 01:06:38,224 why can't you just understand that some people just want to be happy? 938 01:06:38,350 --> 01:06:40,185 (Glen) Are you happy? 939 01:06:43,189 --> 01:06:44,939 I'm fine. 940 01:06:46,317 --> 01:06:50,278 You know what, yeah, things could be fucking better. 941 01:06:50,404 --> 01:06:51,988 Easier. 942 01:06:52,114 --> 01:06:54,491 But I am absolutely fine. 943 01:06:54,617 --> 01:06:55,825 Sure you are. 944 01:06:55,951 --> 01:06:58,119 - Don't you fucking dare. (Glen sighs) 945 01:06:58,245 --> 01:07:00,163 - Don't you fucking dare presume... - Calm down. 946 01:07:00,289 --> 01:07:03,374 ...that you understand me. You think just because I can't... 947 01:07:03,501 --> 01:07:06,336 You think just because I can't walk around the fucking streets 948 01:07:06,462 --> 01:07:11,007 holding hands or talking to my mates about fucking sucking cocks, that you know me. 949 01:07:11,133 --> 01:07:13,885 - No, I don't. - I can see it in your eyes, Glen, 950 01:07:14,011 --> 01:07:17,055 I can see it, that you think... (Sighs) 951 01:07:17,181 --> 01:07:20,183 ...you think I'm a fucking idiot because I want a fucking relationship. 952 01:07:20,309 --> 01:07:22,310 - Did I say that? - But the thing is, Glen... 953 01:07:23,979 --> 01:07:26,689 the thing is, Glen, I think that you want one too. 954 01:07:38,244 --> 01:07:43,373 I think you would make an amazing boyfriend. 955 01:07:43,499 --> 01:07:46,209 That's not what I'm f... That's not what I'm saying. 956 01:07:46,335 --> 01:07:48,294 - I don't... - It's not about me. Fuck me. 957 01:07:48,420 --> 01:07:51,172 I don't want one. 958 01:07:52,424 --> 01:07:54,676 I don't believe you. I don't believe you. 959 01:07:55,886 --> 01:07:57,846 John has fucked you up, because... 960 01:07:57,972 --> 01:08:00,682 Let's stop this now before we go somewhere that we don't want it to go. 961 01:08:00,808 --> 01:08:04,143 ...because he's cheated on you... - You don't know nothing about me and John. 962 01:08:04,270 --> 01:08:07,272 You don't know nothing about how I feel, about whether he cheated on me or not. 963 01:08:07,398 --> 01:08:09,566 And, for the record, I don't give a shit that he cheated on me. 964 01:08:09,692 --> 01:08:12,527 I give a shit that he was a fucking liar and a faggot 965 01:08:12,653 --> 01:08:14,612 and he couldn't stand up for himself. 966 01:08:14,738 --> 01:08:17,532 Couldn't stand up for... Glen, he was beaten up in a fucking park... 967 01:08:17,658 --> 01:08:19,576 - Look, look, look. ...because he was gay! 968 01:08:19,702 --> 01:08:24,289 Maybe if it's easier if I tell you that I'm brokenhearted, but I'm not. 969 01:08:24,415 --> 01:08:26,624 I don't want... 970 01:08:26,750 --> 01:08:32,213 I can't have a boyfriend right now. 971 01:08:35,259 --> 01:08:38,011 And that's all there is to say about it. 972 01:08:41,891 --> 01:08:46,728 Now, I really don't want us to fall out about this. 973 01:08:46,854 --> 01:08:48,980 Really, I don't. 974 01:09:02,244 --> 01:09:04,162 I need to go to the toilet. 975 01:09:06,832 --> 01:09:08,833 I think I need to go to the toilet. 976 01:09:19,595 --> 01:09:20,845 (Door locks) 977 01:09:32,274 --> 01:09:34,192 Oh, fuck. 978 01:09:34,944 --> 01:09:36,945 (Breathing deeply) 979 01:10:00,678 --> 01:10:02,679 (Music playing, muffled) 980 01:10:17,653 --> 01:10:19,570 (♪ John Grant: TC And Honeybear) 981 01:10:19,697 --> 01:10:24,826 ♪ Before that Honeybear had given up 982 01:10:24,952 --> 01:10:30,415 ♪ He felt so sad and lonely 983 01:10:33,002 --> 01:10:37,755 ♪ Then one night he looked up and he saw 984 01:10:37,881 --> 01:10:43,136 ♪ He saw his one and only... 985 01:10:46,432 --> 01:10:48,474 (Glen) I thought I heard a firework. 986 01:10:49,852 --> 01:10:52,020 (Russell) It's probably just some kids. 987 01:10:52,938 --> 01:10:54,772 (Glen) Probably. 988 01:10:59,611 --> 01:11:02,155 (Russell) I'm really sorry, just... 989 01:11:03,198 --> 01:11:05,575 I was a dick. Sorry. 990 01:11:06,827 --> 01:11:08,911 (Glen) It's all right. 991 01:11:09,038 --> 01:11:10,955 Probably too much coke. 992 01:11:11,081 --> 01:11:12,331 (Russell) Yeah. 993 01:11:12,458 --> 01:11:15,585 (Glen) Blame it on the drugs, I always say. (Chuckles) 994 01:11:22,426 --> 01:11:24,427 (Russell) Talking of drugs, 995 01:11:26,388 --> 01:11:29,557 this is my secret reserve of master kush. 996 01:11:29,683 --> 01:11:31,601 Would you like some? 997 01:11:34,229 --> 01:11:36,022 (Glen) Thank you. 998 01:11:57,044 --> 01:11:59,003 (Glen) Swap? 999 01:11:59,129 --> 01:12:00,630 Thank you. 1000 01:13:37,686 --> 01:13:39,687 (Glen grunts) 1001 01:13:44,860 --> 01:13:46,527 (Sighs) 1002 01:15:14,533 --> 01:15:17,201 I think... Stop. I'm gonna come. 1003 01:15:17,327 --> 01:15:18,911 (Glen) Shhh. 1004 01:15:49,067 --> 01:15:54,113 (Russell) You know, when I'm... when I'm at home I'm absolutely fine. 1005 01:15:54,239 --> 01:15:56,157 Fine? 1006 01:15:56,283 --> 01:15:57,616 Yeah. 1007 01:15:58,493 --> 01:16:00,161 Completely. 1008 01:16:01,413 --> 01:16:02,955 I don't... 1009 01:16:03,749 --> 01:16:06,417 I don't care and I don't even think about it. 1010 01:16:08,420 --> 01:16:09,879 I just... 1011 01:16:10,964 --> 01:16:12,965 I'm not embarrassed, I'm not... 1012 01:16:14,092 --> 01:16:16,302 I'm not ashamed, and I don't... 1013 01:16:16,428 --> 01:16:18,429 I don't want to be straight. 1014 01:16:19,598 --> 01:16:21,599 You know, not now anyway. 1015 01:16:23,393 --> 01:16:25,686 I'm happy. I'm happy being gay. 1016 01:16:28,106 --> 01:16:29,648 But? 1017 01:16:34,780 --> 01:16:36,864 It's when I go outside, 1018 01:16:36,990 --> 01:16:39,450 like, you know, just to Jamie's or... 1019 01:16:40,827 --> 01:16:42,828 or to Tesco's or to work. It... 1020 01:16:44,039 --> 01:16:47,541 It kind of... It's hard to explain, 1021 01:16:47,667 --> 01:16:49,668 but it... (Chuckles) 1022 01:16:51,129 --> 01:16:54,131 ...it kind of feels like I've got indigestion. 1023 01:16:55,967 --> 01:16:59,011 It actually feels exactly like indigestion. 1024 01:17:02,599 --> 01:17:04,016 And... 1025 01:17:07,813 --> 01:17:09,855 it just makes me angry, 1026 01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:14,402 you know, that I feel like that because... 1027 01:17:15,487 --> 01:17:18,114 because it's so fucking pathetic. 1028 01:17:18,949 --> 01:17:22,118 You know, I'm a grown man, and I look at you, and... 1029 01:17:22,244 --> 01:17:25,454 and I see you and you can do it and you're amazing. 1030 01:17:29,292 --> 01:17:31,419 I just don't understand why I can't. 1031 01:17:42,639 --> 01:17:44,557 (Glen) You know your log thing? 1032 01:17:44,683 --> 01:17:46,308 (Russell) Yeah. 1033 01:17:48,145 --> 01:17:51,814 You're right about people coming out 1034 01:17:51,940 --> 01:17:54,400 and what their parents say and stuff. 1035 01:17:55,318 --> 01:17:56,777 Yeah? 1036 01:17:58,780 --> 01:18:00,781 I just wondered why. 1037 01:18:02,659 --> 01:18:04,368 Erm... 1038 01:18:06,288 --> 01:18:08,330 it interests me. 1039 01:18:08,457 --> 01:18:11,208 It's like, erm... 1040 01:18:11,334 --> 01:18:14,837 everyone's got their story, haven't they, it's like a... 1041 01:18:14,963 --> 01:18:16,964 gay rite of passage. 1042 01:18:17,924 --> 01:18:19,717 But you don't. 1043 01:18:20,594 --> 01:18:22,553 I suppose, yeah. 1044 01:18:23,221 --> 01:18:25,139 That's what I thought. 1045 01:18:29,644 --> 01:18:32,146 Do you ever think about finding your parents? 1046 01:18:35,734 --> 01:18:38,068 No. Not really. 1047 01:18:38,195 --> 01:18:40,029 Why not? 1048 01:18:41,281 --> 01:18:43,449 Er... 1049 01:18:43,575 --> 01:18:45,576 I don't really see the point. 1050 01:18:47,454 --> 01:18:51,499 You know, I don't think it would change anything. 1051 01:18:56,588 --> 01:18:58,714 Why don't I... 1052 01:18:59,758 --> 01:19:02,426 pretend to be your dad... 1053 01:19:02,552 --> 01:19:05,179 (Chuckles) ...and you can come out to me? 1054 01:19:06,515 --> 01:19:08,265 That is so weird. 1055 01:19:08,391 --> 01:19:10,935 Just ignore the fact we just had sex. 1056 01:19:12,646 --> 01:19:15,064 I don't think I can ignore the fact we just had sex. 1057 01:19:15,190 --> 01:19:16,690 Try. 1058 01:19:18,568 --> 01:19:19,818 OK. 1059 01:19:27,869 --> 01:19:29,495 Dad? 1060 01:19:30,789 --> 01:19:33,457 I've got something that I need to tell you. 1061 01:19:33,583 --> 01:19:35,417 What's that? 1062 01:19:37,420 --> 01:19:38,921 I'm gay. 1063 01:19:42,968 --> 01:19:44,927 (Glen) Hmm. 1064 01:19:46,221 --> 01:19:48,222 I like guys, not girls. 1065 01:19:53,311 --> 01:19:55,145 (Glen exhales) 1066 01:19:58,858 --> 01:20:00,484 Well. 1067 01:20:04,364 --> 01:20:06,365 You know what, son? 1068 01:20:09,369 --> 01:20:11,453 It doesn't matter to me. 1069 01:20:14,416 --> 01:20:16,417 I love you just the same. 1070 01:20:19,921 --> 01:20:21,505 And guess what? 1071 01:20:21,631 --> 01:20:23,257 What? 1072 01:20:25,218 --> 01:20:27,553 I couldn't be more proud of you 1073 01:20:29,598 --> 01:20:32,057 than if you were the first man on the moon. 1074 01:21:29,741 --> 01:21:31,283 Good morning. 1075 01:21:33,662 --> 01:21:35,663 - I made you coffee. - Thanks. 1076 01:21:45,715 --> 01:21:48,217 So what you doing today? 1077 01:21:48,343 --> 01:21:49,802 Erm... 1078 01:21:51,638 --> 01:21:54,348 I've got to go over to Jamie's house, erm... 1079 01:21:55,684 --> 01:21:59,603 there's a party, it's my goddaughter's birthday, so... 1080 01:21:59,729 --> 01:22:02,147 - You're a godfather? - Yeah. 1081 01:22:03,149 --> 01:22:05,275 You're not religious, are you? 1082 01:22:05,402 --> 01:22:07,986 No. They just asked me. 1083 01:22:11,741 --> 01:22:13,617 That's very nice, thank you. 1084 01:22:16,121 --> 01:22:19,123 Erm... What time's your train today? 1085 01:22:22,210 --> 01:22:24,169 Why? 1086 01:22:24,295 --> 01:22:26,130 No reason. 1087 01:22:27,424 --> 01:22:32,469 Are you going to come and sing to me, or beg me to stay? 1088 01:22:33,596 --> 01:22:35,597 No, I don't think so, no. 1089 01:22:37,267 --> 01:22:40,310 It's about... 4:30, I don't know. 1090 01:23:17,599 --> 01:23:19,600 - Glen... - Shhh. 1091 01:24:19,869 --> 01:24:21,870 (Dog barking, birds chirping) 1092 01:24:27,627 --> 01:24:29,419 (Dog barking) 1093 01:24:39,138 --> 01:24:40,305 - Hiya! - Hiya. 1094 01:24:40,431 --> 01:24:42,766 - You made it, I'm made up. (Children chattering) 1095 01:24:42,892 --> 01:24:45,060 - Are you all right? - Yeah, yeah. 1096 01:24:45,186 --> 01:24:47,229 Come in, then. 1097 01:24:47,355 --> 01:24:49,273 - You stink of booze! - Do I? 1098 01:24:49,399 --> 01:24:50,482 - Yeah. - Sorry. 1099 01:24:50,608 --> 01:24:53,777 - Did you have a session last night? - Didn't Jamie say anything to you? 1100 01:24:53,903 --> 01:24:56,822 - No. (Jamie) Who wants to play Twister? 1101 01:24:56,948 --> 01:24:59,825 Right, look who's here, everyone! Look who's here! 1102 01:24:59,951 --> 01:25:02,035 Hey, all right, mate? 1103 01:25:02,745 --> 01:25:04,538 - Hiya, mate. - All right? 1104 01:25:04,664 --> 01:25:06,415 Yeah, yeah. Where's the girl, then? 1105 01:25:06,541 --> 01:25:07,833 Lois, look! 1106 01:25:07,959 --> 01:25:10,544 Hey! Gaps! All right, missus? 1107 01:25:10,670 --> 01:25:13,463 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1108 01:25:13,590 --> 01:25:15,507 - Go on, take it, then. - What do you say? 1109 01:25:15,633 --> 01:25:20,178 (Man) If the Commando stands at 1020 which means the player... 1110 01:25:20,305 --> 01:25:22,222 (Cathy) Oh, it's too complicated, let's do it again. 1111 01:25:22,348 --> 01:25:24,308 (Man)... has to count either 1 to 10 or... 1112 01:25:24,434 --> 01:25:25,559 (Laughter) 1113 01:25:25,685 --> 01:25:28,061 (Jamie) All right, that's it, I'm not playing. (Laughter) 1114 01:25:29,606 --> 01:25:31,773 All right, well, come on... 1115 01:25:31,900 --> 01:25:35,027 (Man) What do you call a girl that sits in the middle of a tennis court? 1116 01:25:35,153 --> 01:25:36,278 (Lois) I don't know. 1117 01:25:36,404 --> 01:25:37,988 - Annette. (Laughter, groans) 1118 01:25:38,114 --> 01:25:41,575 (Jamie) I've got one, I've got one, I've got one. What goes "Ooh"? 1119 01:25:41,701 --> 01:25:43,952 - A cow with no lips. (Laughter) 1120 01:25:49,500 --> 01:25:51,501 (Party chatter continues) 1121 01:26:01,095 --> 01:26:02,763 What's going on? 1122 01:26:05,266 --> 01:26:06,642 Nothing. 1123 01:26:06,768 --> 01:26:08,644 Nothing's going on. 1124 01:26:10,772 --> 01:26:14,483 Well, there obviously is. Are you going to tell me about it or what? 1125 01:26:16,819 --> 01:26:19,029 (Sighs) 1126 01:26:19,155 --> 01:26:23,951 No. I feel... It feels weird talking to you about it, I don't know. Sorry. 1127 01:26:25,453 --> 01:26:27,037 Weird? 1128 01:26:27,163 --> 01:26:30,040 We're best mates, we talk about all kinds of stuff. Come on. 1129 01:26:30,166 --> 01:26:33,752 Yeah, but we don't talk about this kind of stuff, do we, that's not what we do. 1130 01:26:33,878 --> 01:26:36,546 I've never spoken to you about this kind of stuff. 1131 01:26:36,673 --> 01:26:38,674 Yeah, I know. 1132 01:26:53,481 --> 01:26:56,149 I don't know, Jamie, I don't know, it's... 1133 01:26:58,611 --> 01:27:00,320 it's stupid really. 1134 01:27:00,446 --> 01:27:01,738 I mean... 1135 01:27:01,864 --> 01:27:04,032 this guy I've met, Glen, you know, 1136 01:27:04,158 --> 01:27:06,660 I met him two days ago, he doesn't know me, I don't know him, 1137 01:27:06,786 --> 01:27:08,662 and he... 1138 01:27:08,788 --> 01:27:12,249 I met him, like, two days ago, two days is nothing. 1139 01:27:16,337 --> 01:27:18,505 I don't know, I just feel a bit of a twat, that's all. 1140 01:27:20,216 --> 01:27:23,969 I think it's just cos I'm hung over and tired and he's going away and... 1141 01:27:26,431 --> 01:27:29,891 Well, you'll be able to see him when he gets back, won't you? 1142 01:27:30,018 --> 01:27:33,353 No, no, I won't, because he's not coming back. 1143 01:27:33,855 --> 01:27:36,398 He's moving to America, so... 1144 01:27:39,193 --> 01:27:40,736 that's it. 1145 01:27:43,948 --> 01:27:46,366 Well, what time's he leaving? 1146 01:27:47,535 --> 01:27:49,369 Doesn't matter. 1147 01:27:49,495 --> 01:27:51,538 No, come on, what time's he leaving? 1148 01:27:51,664 --> 01:27:53,457 I can run you in the car. 1149 01:27:56,335 --> 01:27:57,961 What about the cake? 1150 01:27:58,546 --> 01:27:59,796 Don't worry about the fucking cake. 1151 01:27:59,922 --> 01:28:02,215 - Cathy will go nuts. - So? 1152 01:28:02,341 --> 01:28:04,634 Lois is going to want you around, isn't she? 1153 01:28:04,761 --> 01:28:07,971 I want to be here for Lois, it's my goddaughter's birthday. 1154 01:28:08,097 --> 01:28:09,806 I'll be half an hour. 1155 01:28:09,932 --> 01:28:11,767 Come on, I'll run you in the car. 1156 01:28:14,062 --> 01:28:16,063 (Echoing train announcements) 1157 01:28:40,797 --> 01:28:45,926 (Woman over PA) 24-hour CCTV recording is in operation at this station. 1158 01:29:08,199 --> 01:29:11,701 - I fucking knew you'd come. (Laughs) Did you? 1159 01:29:11,828 --> 01:29:13,870 Such a goddamn romantic. 1160 01:29:16,916 --> 01:29:18,792 Looks like it, eh? 1161 01:29:23,589 --> 01:29:25,757 So is this our Notting Hill moment? 1162 01:29:28,136 --> 01:29:30,220 You know, I've never seen it, ever. 1163 01:29:30,346 --> 01:29:33,640 Neither have I, but I imagine there's a declaration of love 1164 01:29:33,766 --> 01:29:36,434 - and everybody applauds. (Laughs) Yeah! 1165 01:29:41,232 --> 01:29:44,025 Do you reckon that's what would happen with us? 1166 01:29:44,152 --> 01:29:46,027 Might do. Could give it a go. 1167 01:29:47,280 --> 01:29:49,948 They'd either clap or throw us under a train. 1168 01:30:13,264 --> 01:30:14,681 (Russell) I'm... 1169 01:30:17,143 --> 01:30:22,439 (Woman) 24-hour CCTV recording is in operation at this station. 1170 01:30:23,441 --> 01:30:26,401 I want you to know I'm not here to stop you from going. 1171 01:30:26,527 --> 01:30:28,862 - Please be quiet. Shut up! - No, no, no. 1172 01:30:28,988 --> 01:30:30,655 I just want to... I just want to... 1173 01:30:30,781 --> 01:30:33,325 I just want you to know that... 1174 01:30:36,996 --> 01:30:39,122 (Glen, sighing) Oh, fuck. 1175 01:30:42,627 --> 01:30:45,629 You're a bastard for coming down here. Fuck me. 1176 01:30:48,549 --> 01:30:50,217 (Glen sighs) 1177 01:30:53,387 --> 01:30:56,014 (Glen sobbing) 1178 01:31:07,485 --> 01:31:09,569 I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. 1179 01:31:11,572 --> 01:31:13,281 You'll be great. 1180 01:31:13,407 --> 01:31:16,785 - You'll have the most amazing time. (Sighs) Fuck's sake. 1181 01:31:20,248 --> 01:31:21,790 Fuck. 1182 01:31:46,440 --> 01:31:48,149 (Wolf-whistle) 1183 01:31:50,945 --> 01:31:52,570 (Boy) Fucking gay boys! (2nd boy) Gay boys! 1184 01:31:52,697 --> 01:31:55,657 I've got something for you. Ignore them. 1185 01:32:01,831 --> 01:32:03,832 I couldn't remember your surname. 1186 01:32:09,422 --> 01:32:11,673 (Train announcement) 1187 01:32:14,093 --> 01:32:15,844 Right, I've got to go. 1188 01:33:51,816 --> 01:33:53,817 (Russell on tape) Erm... 1189 01:33:54,402 --> 01:33:56,903 I... I don't know. I can hardly remember anything. 1190 01:33:57,029 --> 01:34:00,323 (Glen) Just start from the beginning, when you first saw me. 1191 01:34:02,993 --> 01:34:04,994 (♪ John Grant: Marz) 1192 01:34:18,926 --> 01:34:25,265 ♪ Bittersweet strawberry, marshmallow, butterscotch 1193 01:34:26,892 --> 01:34:33,356 ♪ Polar bear, cashew, dixieland, phosphate, chocolate 1194 01:34:34,942 --> 01:34:40,864 ♪ Lime, tuttifrutti, special raspberry, leave it to me 1195 01:34:42,867 --> 01:34:49,205 ♪ Three grace, Scotch lassie, cherry smash, lemon freeze 1196 01:34:51,083 --> 01:34:54,252 ♪ I wanna go to Marz 1197 01:34:54,378 --> 01:34:58,298 ♪ Where green rivers flow 1198 01:34:58,424 --> 01:35:04,804 ♪ And your sweet sixteen is waiting for you after the show 1199 01:35:07,141 --> 01:35:10,059 ♪ I wanna go to Marz 1200 01:35:10,186 --> 01:35:13,897 ♪ You'll meet the Gold Dust Twins tonight 1201 01:35:14,023 --> 01:35:16,232 ♪ You'll get your heart's desire 1202 01:35:16,358 --> 01:35:21,029 ♪ I will meet you under the lights 1203 01:35:38,797 --> 01:35:45,261 ♪ Golden champagne, juicy grapefruit, lucky Monday 1204 01:35:46,931 --> 01:35:53,645 ♪ High-school football, hot fudge, Buffalo, tulip sundae 1205 01:35:54,855 --> 01:36:01,903 ♪ Almond caramel frappé, pineapple, root beer 1206 01:36:02,905 --> 01:36:09,702 ♪ Black and white, Big Apple, Henry Ford, sweetheart, maple tear 1207 01:36:11,247 --> 01:36:14,290 ♪ I wanna go to Marz 1208 01:36:14,416 --> 01:36:18,336 ♪ Where green rivers flow 1209 01:36:18,462 --> 01:36:24,842 ♪ And your sweet sixteen is waiting for you after the show 1210 01:36:27,304 --> 01:36:30,139 ♪ I wanna go to Marz 1211 01:36:30,266 --> 01:36:34,060 ♪ You'll meet the Gold Dust Twins tonight 1212 01:36:34,186 --> 01:36:36,312 ♪ You'll get your heart's desire 1213 01:36:36,438 --> 01:36:41,192 ♪ I will meet you under the lights... ♪