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[shouting, cheering]
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♪ Who the party?
We the party ♪
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♪ Get it, get it, get it ♪
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♪ Party ♪
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♪ Ain't who you know,
it's who you are ♪
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♪ 'Cause you the party ♪
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♪ We the party,
we the people ♪
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♪ We the party ♪
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♪ It ain't what you drive,
you on your side ♪
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♪ You the party ♪
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♪ We the party
we the pa-pa-pa-pa-party ♪
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♪ When it comes to parties ♪
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♪ I swear they call me
the party pro ♪
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♪ Got the grind,
we the party ♪
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♪ We the people ♪
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♪ So grab a girl, grab a cup,
put your hands up ♪
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♪ Dim the lights ♪
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[alarm buzzing]
What did I tell you would happen
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if you woke up late again?
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- What?
- Ah, hell, no.
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- [laughing]
- Wake up!
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What did I tell you?
What did I tell you would happen?
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This is the third time!
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You make us late and I'm
gonna be all up on your ass.
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- Okay, Dad, I'm sorry!
- No, no, no. "I'm sorry" don't cut it.
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Don't wrinkle my tie, boy.
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Take your tickle like a man.
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You get up, get up.
Get downstairs.
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- Okay, okay. I'm going.
- Downstairs.
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Come on, chop-chop.
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Man...
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Ouch.
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Oh, man.
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♪ Stella and J. Wise ♪
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♪ Throw me a ladder
to reach heaven ♪
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♪ Running on air
won't get me nowhere ♪
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♪ Throw me a ladder
going through hell ♪
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Remember this, guys.
Minimum effort now means...
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- ALL: Minimum wage later.
- That's right.
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How come Hill doesn't have
to eat any of this?
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Because Hill woke his ass up
for breakfast this morning.
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HENDRIX, Narrating:
My brother's a senior.
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He has it all.
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Fine-ass girlfriend,
already accepted to a good college.
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He's cool, and, yeah, bitch got a car.
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Here, this bite of organic nastiness
has your name all over it.
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Listen, seriously,
you've got to focus.
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You're smart.
But academically, you're being lazy.
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If you're lazy, man,
you might as well be stupid.
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That's like being 7'4",
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and you can't play basketball for shit.
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HENDRIX, Narrating:
People say I look like my dad.
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That's scary.
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I sure hope I don't end up
with that double-chin shit he got.
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I mean, there's got to be
a neck exercise or something
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you could do for that.
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You know what I'm saying?
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What are you doing, man?
Are you listening to me?
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How come Mom gives Hill her car,
he wrecks it,
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and you won't give me jack?
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I didn't wreck the car.
It's in the shop for a tune-up.
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And I got it from Mom, hater.
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Yeah, you bought it for 100 bucks.
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Everybody knows that's not fair.
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So what? I'm the eldest, bro.
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Look, I can't speak for Mom, son.
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But I can tell you this.
Brother Malcolm said,
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Do for self.
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And Brother Malcolm also said,
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By any means necessary.
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Which means you should get me a car
because it's necessary.
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Oh, right. Well, I'm trying
to pay for college.
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If I can pay for a good college,
you can have a good education.
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With a good education, you can buy
the biggest, stupidest, flyest car you want.
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Got that good word, buddy.
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Come on and get yours, my man.
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Come on, here it is.
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Obama T-shirts.
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These are handmade special.
One for 12, two for 20.
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Gotta get your mama an Obama!
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HENDRIX, Narrating:
All right, let me break it down for you.
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Baldwin Hills High
is like three schools in one.
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The regular high, the performing arts,
and the magnet program.
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Which basically means we have
all the racial flavors
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and all different types of black folks
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from the ghetto-hood rap boys saggin'
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to the hard-working blue-collar blacks
of South Crenshaw.
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The long weekend's coming up,
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which means I can finally
make some car money,
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'cause Saturday night, we the party.
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♪ We the party ♪
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- That's fucked up.
- Whatever, dawg.
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- Hey, man.
- Yo.
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[singing]
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- What up, bitch?
- Shit, man.
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- This is hot, man.
- I know. How many flyers you hand out, bro?
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All of them and the e-mail blast.
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This shit's going to be turked.
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HENDRIX, Narrating: See, Chowder,
he's one of them rich Negroes from the hills.
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Me and Que go way back
to the Venice Beach skateboard days,
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before his dad died of cancer.
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Quicktime, he's new to our group.
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He's always down for whatever.
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This is Obama. The dickhead pushing
him down, now that's Reggie.
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Obama had whupped Reggie
in a big schoolwide debate
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over who should get
the flyest trophies:
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the basketball team
or the debate team.
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Obama beat Reggie
like he was John McCain.
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That's how he ended up
with the name Obama.
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Of course, that didn't stop Reggie
from kicking his ass on a daily basis.
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Beg forgiveness, and eventually,
he'll stop kicking your wimp ass.
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He didn't kick my ass, okay?
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Look, he's just humiliating me publicly.
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That's right. You were like this.
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Do any of you alpha-douches
even have dates to the prom?
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Uh, no.
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All right, then.
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Hey, at least I know I'll get laid way before
frickin' Pizza Face and Nano-man.
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Quicktime, you'd need a ladder
to reach the panties.
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Man, pussy don't have
no height requirement.
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It's the same shit
when you're laying down, dude.
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Yeah!
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Okay, you know what?
Let's make a wager here, gentlemen.
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The first one of us to lose his virginity wins.
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- Wins what?
- I'm glad you asked.
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The ultimate gift:
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the praise, the admiration
of your fellow peers.
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- Nah.
- And, if we each chip in $20,
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a $100 gift certificate to wherever
the fuck you want to go.
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Before when, homo?
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You must lose your virginity
before or on prom night.
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Wait, what if none of us gets laid?
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You've been smoking too much.
No money changes hands, dude.
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I'm gonna be the treasurer
because I don't need to steal anything.
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- So come on.
- You got it.
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20,20,and”.
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Come on,
you cheap-ass nigga.
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He knows I'm gonna win, man.
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' You'?
- .
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Lookie here.
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I got a five, a five, and a one.
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That's 11, I'll hit you with 9 later.
We straight?
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Bomb! Yeah!
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Oh, guys, guys,
here comes Ro-brocop.
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QUE: Ultraman scans the yard,
searching for deviants
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and concealing a scorching
case of jock itch.
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QUICKTIME:
Guys, guys. They wore skirts.
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There is a God.
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Aw, damn.
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So I'll see you home at 1600.
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- Yes, sir.
- I trust you'll be walking her home?
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Yes, sir.
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Okay, then. Have a good day.
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Bye, Daddy.
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Bye. you guys.
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Those shorties so fine,
I want to lick them like a lollipop.
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Mm, Schwarz-negro
got some tight-ass glutes.
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What's wrong with you, Michelle?
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- What?
- That's nasty.
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- That's my dad.
- I'll call him Daddy.
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Oh, my God, I can't take it.
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Doesn't Cheyenne's dad
look like a stripper cop?
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Girl, he can turn me over
and have a choice.
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[sighs] Okay, let's change the subject,
'cause it's really gross.
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Reality is, you're short,
you've got acne,
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- and you're fat.
- QUE: Hey, fuck you.
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All right, look, we're all 5s,
and they're 10s.
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HENDRIX, Narrating:
Cheyenne is a vegan goddess.
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I mean, perfection.
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Her eyes, her scent,
even her voice.
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I mean, the lady can sing.
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Oh, and oh yeah, that's me.
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Checking her out, as usual.
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We're juniors,
they're seniors, bro.
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Like, with high self-esteem.
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QUICKTIME: Michelle's for sure
going to the prom with Reggie
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and Cheyenne, well,
she's a straight-A student
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and her uber-cop dad
won't let her mess with anybody
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that's below a B+ average.
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That's a 3.5 GPA, son.
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The last guy that asked Cheyenne out
had some old traffic tickets.
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Supercop ran an APB on his ass
and arrested him personally.
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- No way.
- Damn.
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HENDRIX, Narrating:
That's when it hit me.
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In just a few months, she would fly East
to some fancy-ass college.
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Probably meet some Ivy League douchebag
and I'd never get to see her again.
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[cell phone vibrating]
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What are you texting me for?
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Just letting you know
I'm having a party tonight
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at Chowder's crib.
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I put you on the guest list,
so you don't have to pay.
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And I was wondering if Cheyenne
had a date to the prom.
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How old are you?
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I'll be 17 in, like, four months.
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HENDRIX, Narrating:
Calvin will test you with his gay shit.
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She'll be in heels.
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HENDRIX, Narrating: That's why
I peeled him away from the crowd.
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Well, I suppose you're kinda
cute in a boyish way.
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After class, she'll walk to her locker
to get her gym clothes.
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Michelle won't be there.
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You'll have about five minutes alone.
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And?
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And good luck.
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You're late, Mr. Sutton.
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Sorry, sir.
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Sorry won't make you on time.
Please see me after class.
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Mr. Anderson?
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C.C.
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HENDRIX, Narrating:
C.C.'s straight-up scary.
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I ain't even gonna lie.
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A wannabe rapper,
'cept no one ever hears him rap.
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Calls himself the Conscious Criminal.
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At least he got the criminal part right.
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His big brother,
he's doing time in the joint
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while C.C. does time in high school.
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Rumor is, he stayed back twice already.
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No headphones in during class.
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You want to graduate this time,
you've got to participate, young brother.
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Okay, go to the principal's office.
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So, class, back in the day,
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how did you show your tribe
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that you were ready,
that you're worthy now,
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that you're an adult,
and you're successful?
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Yes, Jackie?
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Didn't one tribe have you go out
and get an eagle feather?
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They did. So, what's
your eagle's feather today?
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How do you show your peers,
your homies, that you're making it?
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Huh? How do you get recognition?
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Yes, Paco?
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Having lots of money, like,
being a billionaire, ese.
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- [laughing]
- Being a billionaire. That'll do it.
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Being a sexy-chick movie star celebrity
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so you can be sexy enough
to drive folks crazy.
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Or you could have a big fly house
in a nice rich neighborhood like me.
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How about having a fly car,
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like a Bentley
with some bad-ass rims?
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- Being the hottest M.C.
- Or being famous, like the president.
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That'll also get you recognized.
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You on this president hitch, man.
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Owning Facebook.
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You know what else?
Being fitted with the right gear,
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having major swag.
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DR. SUTTON:
All right, okay. Check this out.
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So back in the days
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when people lived
in harmony with nature,
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the tribe elders made sure that whatever
you needed to be a success,
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to be recognized,
90% of the young people could do it.
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But today, most of you
will never be billionaires
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or drive a Bentley
or be a big, sexy movie star
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or be president.
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Now, some of you will,
and more power to you.
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But the majority of you will never,
ever feel recognized by your tribe.
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You'll never get your eagle's feather.
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That's messed up, man.
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Yeah, well, check this out:
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It is also a big part of what?
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Can anyone guess?
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The economy.
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Why?
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If 90% of you feel
insecure and inadequate,
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you're going to buy our products.
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We make you feel
that you'll be recognized more
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if you buy this big fly house
in Beverly Hills,
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or Baldwin Hills or View Park.
265
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If that doesn't work, I'll sell you a car
you can't really afford,
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a nice one with beautiful rims.
267
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But will that new fly car really,
really really satisfy you?
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- Yep.
- Yeah?
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For how long?
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Five years? Ten years?
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'Cause then I'll flip it up a little bit.
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You know what I'll do?
I'll change the style,
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or put some new rims on it,
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and before you know it,
in 10 years you car looks old.
275
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And then you've got to come back to me
for some new swag.
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You're hooked,
because I supply your status.
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Because you know what we did?
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We elders put the emphasis
not on who you are
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but on what you drive.
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In fact, I'll have you young people
singing my ads for my products
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- for free.
- What?
282
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Singing your ads for free how?
283
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Easy. You turn on the radio.
You all do it all the time.
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Gucci man,
Beemer, Benz and Bentley.
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Got my Vans on.
Look at all the gold I got.
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Insecure people buy a lot of stuff
they don't need
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'cause we want
to impress our friends.
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So what about secure people?
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Could you get someone like
Mahatma Gandhi
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to buy a new Cadillac?
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CLASS: No.
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- Why not?
- Because he wouldn't want it.
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He wouldn't want it.
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But we still respected him.
Why?
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Yes, Michelle.
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Because he freed India
from British colonialism.
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Correct. Could you have gotten Mother Teresa
to buy some breast implants?
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CLASS: No.
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We liked her,
because she helped people and whatnot.
300
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That's why we liked her, because
she helped people and whatnot.
301
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Not because she looked sexy.
302
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What about Dr. King or Brother Malcolm?
303
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Did they have lots of money
and run up credit card debt?
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CLASS: No.
305
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Okay, let's take it to the top.
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Let's go to Jesus Christ.
307
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Would Jesus Christ
buy a pair of Gucci shoes?
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CLASS: No!
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- I can't hear you. Would he?
- No!
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So, real secure people,
they don't need all that.
311
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,393
What am I saying?
You're nodding your head.
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What am I saying?
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You're saying that true success
isn't about what you buy or drive
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or what your body looks like.
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DR. SUTTON:
Right. What I'm saying is
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if you want to go out in the world
and do something big--
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teach a child to read,
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invent a clean energy source,
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sacrifice for others.
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You might not be able
to buy your success,
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or your recognition, or drive it.
322
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You might have to do something,
you understand?
323
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How about getting all of us elders
to stop killing each other
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and destroying the planet
that you're going to inherit?
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QUE: Go ahead and preach it,
Dr. Sutton.
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00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,967
I'm preaching away.
Okay, you're right. you're right.
327
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Okay, end of the year.
328
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That means, seniors,
you'll have your senior project.
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The juniors can assist you
but they can only act
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in a support capacity.
331
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:13,311
Eduardo,
you're doing the tech board?
332
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:16,064
Okay, and Calvin, you're doing
movement choreography?
333
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,607
Yes, sir.
334
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,609
And Cheyenne, you are doing
visual thematics?
335
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,444
- Yeah.
- Have you thought of a theme yet?
336
00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,864
Yes, I thought we would do
successes and failures.
337
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,949
We would interview people
and see if they felt
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like they had done what they
wanted with their lives.
339
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:29,369
Tell you what,
if you're gonna do that,
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00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,453
go outside your comfort zone.
341
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:33,164
Don't just talk to your mom and Michelle
and a couple of your friends.
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00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:36,626
I want you to talk to rich folks,
folks that live in cardboard condos,
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Republicans, Democrats. All of us.
344
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,505
That's kind of a big list.
345
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:41,631
It's a big subject.
346
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,800
All right, get cracking.
347
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:47,220
You're directing and shooting,
so who's doing your interviews?
348
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,221
Reggie Otum will.
349
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,223
Good luck.
350
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,892
Thank you, class.
351
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,104
Your pops is heavy, dude.
352
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,856
Hold on, teenage people.
353
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,357
Your class president has a word for you.
354
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,944
The grades will be posted
on the boards today.
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00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:05,655
All seniors with a 3.5 GPA or higher
356
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:08,909
can tutor lowerclassmen on the mandatory
tutoring extra credit list.
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00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,744
The retard list.
358
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:13,747
Secondly, if you haven't bought
your tickets for prom yet,
359
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,540
please hurry up.
360
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,459
Calvin.
361
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:19,669
This year's prom theme
is Green Glamour.
362
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:22,380
And as you know,
green is all about recycling
363
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,590
and re-fabulating.
364
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,216
So I want you to be creative,
365
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:29,554
and get some of your parents'
old fantabulous, old-school glamour
366
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,014
- and rework it.
- [snaps]
367
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:33,975
And if you don't buy a ticket for prom,
you can't vote for prom queen.
368
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,644
We all know
who that should be.
369
00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:37,729
Dude, she's like the black
Sarah Palin, you know?
370
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,105
- I know, man.
- Yeah.
371
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,527
Yo, you got the tape, right?
372
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,404
You know it. Invisible.
373
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,448
- All right, let's roll.
- This is geniosity, bro.
374
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:52,369
- DR. SUTTON: Hendrix.
- Ooh!
375
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,746
- Thought he was slick.
- Go hang out with Pops.
376
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:57,958
- Sorry, man.
- Need you to stay after class, remember?
377
00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,543
Yeah, um, there's only 10 minutes
till the next class,
378
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,128
and I need to get my books.
379
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,463
And I need to use the restroom.
380
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:05,840
That's nice.
That's real nice.
381
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,133
Sit down.
382
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,223
[girls singing]
383
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:20,355
♪ By your side ♪
384
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:25,443
- What we got here?
- Bet you're right on it.
385
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:28,655
Number one on the mandatory
tutor retardo-list.
386
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,449
- C.c.
- Oh!
387
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,493
Who gonna tutor the drive-by shooter?
388
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,036
Pop! pop! pop! pop'
389
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,038
QUICKTIME:
Dude, do not drop my phone.
390
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,039
RICH GUY: Okay, okay, okay,
it's good. It's good.
391
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,791
All right, all right.
392
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,001
- Don't fuck with it.
- I'm trying to help out.
393
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,293
Guys, I'm having second thoughts.
394
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:43,712
Why do I have to go first, man?
395
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:45,839
Look, dude, it's a scientific fact.
396
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:48,591
White kids are less likely to get caught
doing shit than black kids.
397
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,468
- Dude, that's bullshit.
- It's true, all right?
398
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,053
Captain, we have got
a visual image.
399
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,432
All right, get ready.
400
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:56,808
Take us home, Scotty.
401
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,018
- Okay. All right.
- Go get out there.
402
00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:01,438
[overlapping dialogue]
403
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,526
See it through.
404
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,279
Join up to make
your dreams come true.
405
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,408
Some girls have all the luck, huh?
406
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,493
He just asked her to prom.
407
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:18,038
[crowd laughing]
408
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,084
OBAMA: Que goes for the big-ass
ghetto booty every time.
409
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,045
Oh, my God, she got
a lace G-string, dawg.
410
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:27,380
Dawg, it totally worked.
You can see the bush.
411
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,965
It's like right there.
412
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,258
That's definitely not
a bush. That's a shadow.
413
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,552
That is more bush
than George W. himself.
414
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,220
You need to enjoy this, dude.
415
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,722
Enjoy it.
416
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:39,059
Well, Stunner asked Cheyenne to the prom.
417
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:41,853
She's way out of your social domain, bro.
418
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:42,979
What did you expect to happen?
419
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,440
- Shauniqua Vaquiso!
- Oh!
420
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,026
Fuck you, Reggie.
421
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,528
You little conceited-ass bitch.
422
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,198
Everybody knows Shauniqua
and her mama
423
00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:54,699
look like Monique in Precious.
424
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:56,993
[laughing]
425
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,453
You think you're smart?
426
00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:00,288
You want that higher learning?
427
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,540
Well, you ain't shit.
428
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,459
You ain't gonna never be shit.
429
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:06,419
Fuck you.
430
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,213
Why you all up on me, Que?
431
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,924
You got some funny shit to say, too?
432
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:14,469
Actually, no.
433
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:18,681
Um, I just wanted to say
I've been on the retard list twice.
434
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,809
It can actually be
a positive experience.
435
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:22,644
You know, someone will tutor you.
436
00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:23,770
And you'll bond with them.
437
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,438
Like Nietzsche says,
438
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,440
That which doesn't kill you
makes you stronger.
439
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,567
Hey, get the fuck out of my way.
440
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,570
Fuck.
441
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,246
Guys, did you see that?
442
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,455
- You almost got killed out there.
- Shit.
443
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,374
She got a body
like Serena Williams.
444
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,167
Maybe, but Serena ain't ghetto.
445
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:49,087
I don't care. The twins are
the finest women on campus.
446
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:51,131
And Shauniqua's into me, dude.
447
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,882
- I know.
- You crazy, nigga.
448
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:55,260
Michelle's coming out there.
Get back out there, please.
449
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,095
QUE: No, no dude.
I just almost got killed.
450
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:59,639
- No, dude.
- Please.
451
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,266
- No, dude. You got to do it.
- You know Reggie won't let me near Michelle.
452
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,143
You know what?
Mopey, it's your turn to go.
453
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,936
I'm not in this at all.
454
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:06,896
Oh, my gosh. You're scared,
455
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,898
Mini-Me ain't doing shit,
and you're heartbroken.
456
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,484
You know, give me that shoe.
457
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,527
I'm gonna film this kitty
like the goddamn Discovery Channel.
458
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:14,904
Go for it. [scatting]
459
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,447
[ululating]
460
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:20,618
Hey, Paco, you know they can deport you
if you don't maintain that B average, ese.
461
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,328
[Speaking Spanish]
462
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,622
[overlapping dialogue]
463
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,962
QUE: Dude, holy shit.
464
00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:33,131
OBAMA: What girl wears
leopard print panties
465
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,591
with pink lace trim on the side
466
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:36,551
if she does not want anyone
to admire them?
467
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,344
QUICKTIME:
Guys know what a leopard is?
468
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,971
- What?
- It's a 200-pound pussy
469
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,973
that'll eat a man up.
470
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,266
[laughing]
471
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:46,978
Dumbshit #10, our very own...
472
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:49,856
Hendrix Sutton.
Get your ass down here, boy.
473
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,067
Go.
474
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:54,652
REGGIE:
Hey, man, shut up, boy.
475
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,696
[chattering]
476
00:19:56,696 --> 00:20:00,241
["Bomb dropping"]
477
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,788
Looks like Papa Bear's
failing Baby Bear
478
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:06,789
and killing his GPA.
479
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:08,458
Reggie, stop.
480
00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:16,174
- Aw.
- Hey, don't cry, please.
481
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:19,761
They say the eyes
are the windows to the soul.
482
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:23,681
Now, you can't look people in the eyes,
they ain't gonna trust you.
483
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,851
And they sure as hell
won't hire you.
484
00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:32,023
Are you afraid to look me
in the eyes, C.C.?
485
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,322
You okay?
486
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,201
Yeah.
487
00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:46,371
My big bro in town,
488
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,539
so could I go now?
489
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,629
Go ahead.
490
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,772
I can't believe you put me
on the retard list.
491
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,525
The tutoring list is
voluntary and mandatory.
492
00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:17,819
I volunteered you.
493
00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:19,487
Nobody volunteers to be on that list.
494
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:20,905
Do you even know
how you made me look?
495
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,699
Yeah, like a kid who
wants to get his grades up.
496
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:25,201
I tried to tell you earlier,
but you was in too much of a rush.
497
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:27,412
In all my other classes,
I have at least a
498
00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:28,871
And you settle for a
499
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,331
When Mom told me
you were going to work here,
500
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,000
she said I didn't even need
to take your class.
501
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,835
I took it out of respect for you,
502
00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:35,295
because it would make you happy.
503
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,338
And it does, son.
Now, make me happy,
504
00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:39,424
and get an
Okay, you can do it.
505
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:41,092
It's time to tutor.
Finals are coming--
506
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:42,593
I don't have time to tutor, Dad.
507
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,595
I need to get enough money
to pay for a car and pay--
508
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:45,680
Don't interrupt me.
509
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,140
Now, let me clarify something for you.
510
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:50,059
You don't get your grades up,
there's no more party business.
511
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:52,520
There's no going out,
and there's no car.
512
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:55,898
- What if I move back in with Mom?
- No.
513
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,567
No more ping-ponging
back and forth
514
00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,861
between me and Mom to see
who you get a better deal from.
515
00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:02,405
You're with me until you graduate.
516
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:05,533
- Anything else?
- No.
517
00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,243
You still need me to get your D.J. equipment
over to Chowder's?
518
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:08,286
No.
519
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:11,789
All right, I'll see you after the party.
520
00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:15,335
[door slams]
521
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:19,005
[drums play]
522
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:22,300
CALVIN: Boom, boom, boom.
Bring that energy. Bring that energy.
523
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,302
Yes, yes.
524
00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:26,054
That's right, girls. Hit it.
525
00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:30,183
Huh.
526
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:31,934
[chuckles]
527
00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:33,853
Looks like your senior class project's
gonna be the bomb.
528
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,355
I hope so.
529
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:37,065
Point those toes, girls.
530
00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:38,983
DR. SUTTON:
Hey, Megan, I like that little extra
531
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:41,361
"I got it going on" attitude
you're doing, girl.
532
00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:42,612
Thanks, Dr. Sutton.
533
00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:44,197
CALVIN:
Keep that energy up.
534
00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:45,573
Let's take a walk.
535
00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:50,244
Five, six, seven, eight.
536
00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:54,874
If they ain't offering no full scholarship,
I'm not interested.
537
00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:58,628
Okay, all right.
All right, bye.
538
00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:00,296
- Hey.
- What up?
539
00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:01,798
It's the list of locations for the shoot.
540
00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:03,508
Read it to me.
541
00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:06,844
Sunday morning, 9 A.M.
542
00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,721
At the 14th Street Mission
near the Bowery.
543
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,473
Skid Row?
544
00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:11,724
What, I'm interviewing bums?
545
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:14,102
Homeless people.
546
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,188
Sponsors ain't gonna want their new star
interviewing no homeless people.
547
00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:18,689
BOY: You ain't got no sponsors, dawg.
548
00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:20,358
Okay, but I will. Watch.
549
00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:21,484
- Reggie...
- What?
550
00:23:21,484 --> 00:23:22,568
- Please.
- BOY: Yo, Reggie,
551
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:26,823
I'll trade you this PB&J and these chips
for one of your healthy-ass sandwiches.
552
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:28,533
Hey, why you trying to play me?
553
00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:29,909
You know I'm allergic to that nasty shit.
554
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,369
You can't cancel on me now.
555
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:36,624
Okay, look, if I'm going to be on TV,
and interviewing people,
556
00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:38,459
I gotta be like them cats on ESPN.
557
00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:40,294
I know you seen it.
They got the nice suit.
558
00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:43,256
The A.C. studio,
our own little coffee mug.
559
00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:44,924
That's top notch. I want that.
560
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,927
And plus, I got practice on Sunday,
so I'm sorry.
561
00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:52,515
So am I.
562
00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:57,437
Hey. You know we ain't
got no practice, right?
563
00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:59,355
Dawg, I know that,
but you like her,
564
00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:02,316
so I was trying to stay cool with her
till I drop Michelle, all right?
565
00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:03,651
Dr. Sutton?
566
00:24:05,403 --> 00:24:07,071
[sniffles]
567
00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:11,159
Oh. I thought you were your dad.
568
00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:16,080
That's kinda scary.
569
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:21,711
Um, I think he said he'll be back soon.
Just give him a couple minutes more.
570
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,172
[Sighs]
571
00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:26,048
You can wait here.
It's cool with me.
572
00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:32,180
[Cheyenne sniffs, sighs]
573
00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:38,478
REGGIE: Hendrix Sutton,
get your ass down here, boy.
574
00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:42,690
- Shut up, Reggie.
- Oh, shit.
575
00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:44,233
Oh, my God.
576
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,911
[romantic music]
577
00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:13,679
CHEYENNE: Hard, huh?
578
00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:15,306
[record scratch]
579
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:19,352
Your day was kind of hard?
580
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,189
Are you okay?
581
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:25,441
Yeah.
582
00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:30,321
No, I'm not.
583
00:25:30,321 --> 00:25:32,532
Reggie's such an asshole.
584
00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:36,702
He bailed on me. This is the one class
that could ruin my GPA,
585
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:39,830
and if your dad doesn't
give me a break, I'm screwed.
586
00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:41,415
[crying]
587
00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:44,835
[cellphone rings]
588
00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:46,003
Hi, Daddy.
589
00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:47,004
DAD: You home?
590
00:25:47,004 --> 00:25:48,923
No, I'll be there soon.
591
00:25:48,923 --> 00:25:49,924
You Okay?
592
00:25:49,924 --> 00:25:51,676
Yeah, everything's fine.
593
00:25:51,676 --> 00:25:53,177
Michelle's still going
to walk you, right?
594
00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:56,556
Yeah, she is.
Okay, bye.
595
00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:01,727
- Michelle, where are you?
- At the mall.
596
00:26:01,727 --> 00:26:03,062
With Reggie?
Did he tell you?
597
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:05,898
What? Oh, my God.
I totally forgot.
598
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,525
I'm so sorry.
599
00:26:07,525 --> 00:26:08,985
But my dad is expecting us
to walk home together.
600
00:26:08,985 --> 00:26:10,403
You know how he is.
601
00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:12,154
REGGIE: Cheyenne,
she'll have to call you back.
602
00:26:12,154 --> 00:26:14,448
- Michelle?
- REGGIE: Bye.
603
00:26:16,534 --> 00:26:19,745
Oh, sorry for the drama.
I gotta go.
604
00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:21,747
HENDRIX, voiceover: No!
605
00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:22,957
No.
606
00:26:24,834 --> 00:26:26,127
No?
607
00:26:26,127 --> 00:26:27,712
You shouldn't walk home alone.
608
00:26:27,712 --> 00:26:29,589
Um, I should walk you.
609
00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:31,799
It's okay. You're waiting for your dad.
610
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:35,052
Um, he's being a jerk.
611
00:26:35,052 --> 00:26:37,722
I mean, he's being a jerk
to you and to me.
612
00:26:38,723 --> 00:26:40,349
I'll see him later.
613
00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:42,893
Come on, can we go before
he drops my grade lower?
614
00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:45,605
Like a "D" or something?
Come on, please?
615
00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:47,940
WOMAN: Manny, A.J., please.
616
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,859
[Speaking Spanish]
617
00:26:49,859 --> 00:26:51,902
My grandsons. They're only going
to be here for a couple hours.
618
00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:53,279
It's okay.
619
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:54,697
What's up, D?
620
00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:58,367
What's all this?
621
00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:01,162
Oh, recycled art for the prom.
622
00:27:01,162 --> 00:27:02,163
[knocking]
623
00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:06,042
I need to make the deposit.
624
00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:07,335
Oh, sorry.
625
00:27:07,335 --> 00:27:09,920
The bank closes soon.
626
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,422
Here you go, hon.
627
00:27:11,422 --> 00:27:19,597
Okay, $942,
prom ticket sales.
628
00:27:19,597 --> 00:27:21,599
- Okay.
- I'll see you in the morning.
629
00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:22,683
All right, thank you.
630
00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:24,268
[clattering, children shouting]
631
00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:26,479
Don't let them drive you crazy.
632
00:27:26,479 --> 00:27:27,980
[chuckling]
633
00:27:30,858 --> 00:27:32,568
Now, what's going on?
634
00:27:33,736 --> 00:27:36,322
I think that you are being
too hard on our son.
635
00:27:36,947 --> 00:27:39,158
Is this about the tutoring list?
636
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:40,993
He's never been good at testing.
637
00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:45,039
You refuse to acknowledge
that he was diagnosed as ADD.
638
00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:46,457
I refuse to use it as a crutch.
639
00:27:46,457 --> 00:27:47,833
Your ego is clouding your judgment.
640
00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:50,419
He tells me things
that he won't tell you.
641
00:27:50,419 --> 00:27:52,380
Well, of course he does.
642
00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:53,464
When kids are lucky enough
643
00:27:53,464 --> 00:27:55,508
to have both their parents in their lives,
that's what they do.
644
00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:57,968
They try to get their bread
buttered on both sides.
645
00:27:57,968 --> 00:28:00,346
Remember when stuff used
to disappear from your purse?
646
00:28:00,346 --> 00:28:02,890
Nah, come on.
Remember when he was stealing shit
647
00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:05,059
until you started paying him not to?
648
00:28:05,059 --> 00:28:06,477
Because you wouldn't
give him an allowance.
649
00:28:06,477 --> 00:28:07,520
He was 11 years old.
650
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,771
Of course I wanted to
give him an allowance.
651
00:28:08,771 --> 00:28:10,147
I wanted him to work for it.
652
00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:11,691
I want him to have a sense
of work ethic.
653
00:28:11,691 --> 00:28:13,651
My point is,
we got through it, didn't we?
654
00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:14,777
Yes, by beating him.
655
00:28:14,777 --> 00:28:16,404
I love our sons.
656
00:28:16,404 --> 00:28:19,365
I would never spank him
unless I had an open hand.
657
00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:20,991
And only as a last resort.
658
00:28:20,991 --> 00:28:22,451
And Hendrix would get the worst of it.
659
00:28:22,451 --> 00:28:23,994
He's a hard-headed kid.
660
00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:26,539
That's the boy we got.
We got us a two-slap son.
661
00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:31,419
Your tough love experiment
662
00:28:31,419 --> 00:28:34,505
is going to ruin his ability
to get into a good college
663
00:28:34,797 --> 00:28:37,800
and erode his self-confidence.
664
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,430
He is not you.
665
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,440
HENDRIX:
So, you going to prom?
666
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,275
CHEYENNE:
I don't know.
667
00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:57,653
What do you mean?
Didn't Stunner ask you?
668
00:28:57,653 --> 00:28:58,904
[chuckles]
669
00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:00,740
I didn't answer him yet.
670
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:03,868
Okay, well, am I being too nosy
or something?
671
00:29:03,868 --> 00:29:05,578
Yeah, you're being nosy.
672
00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:08,706
Even if I wanted to go
to the prom with Stunner,
673
00:29:08,706 --> 00:29:11,167
I don't think my dad
would approve.
674
00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:12,918
Hm.
675
00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:14,754
And you always do
what your dad says?
676
00:29:14,754 --> 00:29:16,380
Pretty much.
677
00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:18,007
Until I escape to college.
678
00:29:18,007 --> 00:29:19,884
If I escape.
679
00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:24,680
My academic scholarship
is based on a high GPA.
680
00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:28,434
Oh, so if you get,
like, a low grade...
681
00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:30,144
I get less scholarship.
682
00:29:30,144 --> 00:29:32,730
And my dad will say, "it's cheaper
to go to school locally, Cheyenne."
683
00:29:32,897 --> 00:29:35,232
I thought you wanted to be a singer.
684
00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:38,194
I mean, everybody
wants to be a singer.
685
00:29:38,861 --> 00:29:40,905
I just figure, if I go to school,
686
00:29:40,905 --> 00:29:43,908
get my degree--in business,
687
00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:47,870
maybe one day I can own
the label I sing on.
688
00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:50,039
Maybe I could do the interviews
for your project.
689
00:29:50,039 --> 00:29:51,582
You?
690
00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:55,669
Yeah, me. I got mad people skills.
I can talk to black people, white people.
691
00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:57,046
Latinos, I speak Spanish.
692
00:29:57,046 --> 00:29:59,882
The other day, I was at this expo,
and I was talking to this green dude.
693
00:30:00,841 --> 00:30:04,220
Not green, but, like, you know,
eco-friendly.
694
00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:08,641
Here, he'll be at my party tonight.
695
00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:11,352
In the hills. Rich people.
696
00:30:11,352 --> 00:30:14,313
I mean, even your dad
would let you go.
697
00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:16,065
So you're a businessman, huh?
698
00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:19,985
So what's the deal?
699
00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:23,364
What would you want from me?
700
00:30:25,074 --> 00:30:27,368
I do your interviews for you,
701
00:30:27,368 --> 00:30:29,453
and, you know,
you come to prom with me.
702
00:30:30,955 --> 00:30:32,873
See? Now you're too much.
703
00:30:33,874 --> 00:30:35,292
Is that a no?
704
00:30:36,710 --> 00:30:38,838
If Supercop doesn't approve of Stunner,
705
00:30:38,838 --> 00:30:41,340
do you think he'll be okay with you?
706
00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:44,760
- Maybe you could tutor me.
- What?
707
00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:47,847
Ah, come on, little mama.
708
00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:49,348
Look at this face.
709
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,767
Want me to end up
like another black statistic?
710
00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:54,728
Boy drops out of schoolhouse,
welcome to the jailhouse,
711
00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:57,648
life of crime, tattoos,
illegitimate chilluns running around?
712
00:30:57,648 --> 00:30:59,984
As fine as you are,
probably only have to tutor me
713
00:30:59,984 --> 00:31:01,569
like once or twice
and I'll get "A"s.,
714
00:31:01,569 --> 00:31:04,655
Hey, I feel my I.Q.
going up already.
715
00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:08,826
So, I tutor you,
716
00:31:08,826 --> 00:31:10,327
your grades go up,
717
00:31:10,327 --> 00:31:12,955
my dad approves
and we go to the prom?
718
00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:15,958
You're not expecting
anything else?
719
00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:17,251
Nope.
720
00:31:18,752 --> 00:31:20,421
What if your grades
don't go up enough?
721
00:31:20,421 --> 00:31:21,922
Oh, well, then it's my bad.
722
00:31:21,922 --> 00:31:23,465
You still get your movie done,
723
00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:25,301
and the extra credit points
for tutoring me.
724
00:31:25,885 --> 00:31:27,136
It's like a win-win.
725
00:31:30,097 --> 00:31:31,891
Well, there's my house.
726
00:31:31,891 --> 00:31:33,934
Thanks for walking me home.
727
00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:36,312
Hendrix Sutton.
728
00:31:36,312 --> 00:31:37,730
What do you think?
729
00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:41,358
I think I'll tell you tomorrow night.
730
00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:42,318
At your party-
731
00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:43,819
With the green dude.
732
00:31:51,994 --> 00:31:53,162
♪ Shake it, shake it ♪
733
00:31:53,162 --> 00:31:55,664
♪ Shake, shake it, shake it ♪
734
00:31:55,664 --> 00:31:56,999
♪ Shake, shake it,
oh my God ♪
735
00:31:56,999 --> 00:31:58,167
♪ Shake it, shake it ♪
736
00:31:58,167 --> 00:31:59,335
♪ Shake, shake it, shake it ♪
737
00:31:59,335 --> 00:32:00,586
♪ Shake, shake it,
shake it ♪
738
00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:01,921
♪ Shake it, oh, my God ♪
739
00:32:01,921 --> 00:32:04,131
♪ Oh, my God
oh, my God ♪
740
00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:07,092
♪ Oh, oh my God
oh, oh my God ♪
741
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:10,304
♪ Oh, oh my God
oh, oh my God ♪
742
00:32:10,304 --> 00:32:12,014
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, shit.
743
00:32:12,014 --> 00:32:14,558
♪ Oh, my God
show me what you got ♪
744
00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:16,685
[music continues]
745
00:32:18,896 --> 00:32:20,147
Oh, shit.
746
00:32:20,147 --> 00:32:22,816
BOTH: Drop it, drop it, drop it.
747
00:32:22,816 --> 00:32:24,443
[shouting]
748
00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:26,028
Oh, shit.
749
00:32:29,031 --> 00:32:31,617
♪ Just the way you drop it low,
mama, oh, that's hot ♪
750
00:32:31,617 --> 00:32:33,035
♪ Oh, oh, that's hot ♪
751
00:32:33,035 --> 00:32:34,244
Oh, shit.
752
00:32:34,244 --> 00:32:37,915
♪ If you in the club, say
oh, my God, oh, my God ♪
753
00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:39,500
Megan, what are you doing?
754
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:41,210
You know you cannot dance like that
755
00:32:41,210 --> 00:32:42,628
because you do not know
what these fools are thinking.
756
00:32:42,628 --> 00:32:43,712
Leave me alone,
757
00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:46,382
or I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad
we didn't really go to the movies.
758
00:32:46,382 --> 00:32:47,591
♪ Shake it, shake it ♪
759
00:32:47,591 --> 00:32:48,801
♪ Shake, shake it, shake it ♪
760
00:32:48,801 --> 00:32:50,469
♪ Shake, shake it,
shake it ♪
761
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:51,720
♪ Shake, shake it, oh, my God ♪
762
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,890
♪ Oh, my God
oh, my God, oh, my God ♪
763
00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:56,266
Did you even read
the invitation?
764
00:32:56,266 --> 00:32:58,060
It says featuring D.J. Slim.
765
00:32:58,060 --> 00:33:00,396
Now, is your name
D.J. motherfucking Slim?
766
00:33:00,396 --> 00:33:02,314
He still ain't answering
his text, y'all.
767
00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:04,650
But I got you.
Don't motherfucking sweat it.
768
00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:06,193
But I am sweating it.
769
00:33:06,193 --> 00:33:07,736
Yo, please stay on the cardboard, man.
770
00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:09,363
I'm not gonna have
my mom whup my ass.
771
00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:14,618
Hey, nice party.
772
00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:15,786
Yeah.
773
00:33:15,786 --> 00:33:17,454
Where can I put my purse?
774
00:33:17,454 --> 00:33:19,373
I don't know, put it in my room.
775
00:33:19,373 --> 00:33:21,250
Down the spiral stairs to the left.
776
00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:24,044
Oh. Um, I brought you
a little thank-you gift.
777
00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:25,838
It's really nothing...
778
00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:28,882
♪ ...on the dance floor ♪
779
00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:30,759
♪ 'Cause she dancing
all night like a go-go ♪
780
00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:32,136
[chattering]
781
00:33:37,016 --> 00:33:39,727
Hey, yo, boy, when is that record label
dude showing up?
782
00:33:39,727 --> 00:33:41,520
- Hendrix?
- Yeah?
783
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,772
Hendrix, this party better be popping,
784
00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:45,691
I had to beg Supercop
to let her out.
785
00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:48,318
So how's it going,
Mr. Businessman?
786
00:33:48,318 --> 00:33:49,987
Making any more deals?
787
00:33:49,987 --> 00:33:52,865
Yeah, I told you.
I need "A"s, not "B"s.
788
00:33:52,865 --> 00:33:54,992
All right, take over for me, bro.
789
00:33:54,992 --> 00:33:57,828
Y'all come on in. See you inside.
790
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:02,458
- Hey, Michelle.
- Hi.
791
00:34:04,043 --> 00:34:05,627
- What's up, little bro?
- Hey, what's up?
792
00:34:05,627 --> 00:34:07,046
- How you doin', man?
- Good.
793
00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:08,630
You know I had to come,
show you some love.
794
00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:10,799
Can you guys do me a favor
and perform?
795
00:34:10,799 --> 00:34:12,384
- We could use y'all.
- Yeah, I got ya.
796
00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:13,927
You may get a little taste,
797
00:34:13,927 --> 00:34:15,429
but you know you got to pay first.
798
00:34:15,429 --> 00:34:18,807
- Let us in, brother.
- Yeah, we're in.
799
00:34:20,768 --> 00:34:22,352
Um, bro.
800
00:34:22,352 --> 00:34:24,021
- Come on, man.
- You ain't part of the duo.
801
00:34:24,021 --> 00:34:25,773
You tripping, man.
802
00:34:25,773 --> 00:34:27,524
♪ Come on, girl, why don't
you come get some ♪
803
00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:29,401
♪ Come on, girl,
why don't you come get some ♪
804
00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:31,945
♪ Super clean, like a '65 Chevy, Chevy ♪
805
00:34:34,323 --> 00:34:36,658
♪ Body banging like
a track star, track star ♪
806
00:34:36,658 --> 00:34:39,828
Whoa, we got problems.
C.C.'s downstairs at the front door.
807
00:34:39,828 --> 00:34:42,247
Fuck, man,
how'd he get an invitation?
808
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:43,499
How the hell am
I supposed to know?
809
00:34:43,499 --> 00:34:45,334
But that nigga always startin' a fight.
810
00:34:45,334 --> 00:34:47,628
Plus his big brother, the one
that was in jail is with him, too.
811
00:34:47,628 --> 00:34:49,797
And these two big crazy-looking
motherfuckers, man.
812
00:34:49,797 --> 00:34:51,381
- Shit.
- You better handle this.
813
00:34:51,381 --> 00:34:52,466
I got it.
814
00:34:54,343 --> 00:34:55,928
♪ Girl, just listen ♪
815
00:34:55,928 --> 00:34:58,138
♪ Ain't nothing wrong with
some meat in your system ♪
816
00:34:58,138 --> 00:35:00,432
♪ You ain't had the hook
but to me you're just fishing ♪
817
00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:01,558
♪ I ain't never gonna stop ♪
818
00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:03,852
I mean, I don't see you guys
on the list, right?
819
00:35:03,852 --> 00:35:05,104
It's not my party, you know?
820
00:35:05,104 --> 00:35:06,688
I'm just like the bouncer.
821
00:35:08,107 --> 00:35:09,441
He got a student I.D.
822
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:11,193
We got a problem here?
823
00:35:11,193 --> 00:35:14,113
Yeah, he deserves a chance
at that prize money
824
00:35:14,113 --> 00:35:15,697
like everybody else in there.
825
00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:17,116
Where he go, we go.
826
00:35:17,116 --> 00:35:18,867
We're his new management team.
827
00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:20,744
It's contractual.
828
00:35:20,744 --> 00:35:25,499
Yeah, C.C., he's cool. Come on.
829
00:35:25,499 --> 00:35:28,460
Like I said, where he go, we go.
830
00:35:31,547 --> 00:35:32,798
They're all my guests.
831
00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:35,717
C.C., go get your brother.
832
00:35:36,844 --> 00:35:39,471
Yeah, hurry up.
833
00:35:41,348 --> 00:35:43,892
♪ Okay, take a look
at my swagger ♪
834
00:35:43,892 --> 00:35:46,270
♪ So on point,
feeling sharp as a dagger ♪
835
00:35:46,270 --> 00:35:48,605
♪ When he come, fresh look,
homie on the bench ♪
836
00:35:55,988 --> 00:35:57,906
We in.
837
00:35:59,408 --> 00:36:01,577
Why you have to bring them?
838
00:36:01,577 --> 00:36:04,204
Told you, they my dawgs.
839
00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:05,539
Now let me see.
840
00:36:11,879 --> 00:36:15,048
Yeah, that thing
healing up real good.
841
00:36:15,048 --> 00:36:17,217
Now check this out, baby bro:
842
00:36:17,217 --> 00:36:20,179
All you gotta do
is what you supposed to.
843
00:36:20,179 --> 00:36:21,763
And ain't nobody gonna get hurt.
844
00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:23,932
Now go in there
and get that money.
845
00:36:26,810 --> 00:36:29,021
[chattering, electronic music]
846
00:36:36,612 --> 00:36:40,032
[singing in Spanish]
847
00:36:43,785 --> 00:36:46,330
Mm-hmm. Good looking out.
848
00:36:51,418 --> 00:36:52,961
You let them drive-by shooters in?
849
00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:54,254
My bad, dude.
They know where you live.
850
00:36:54,254 --> 00:36:55,422
It's the best I could do.
851
00:36:55,422 --> 00:36:56,590
Shit.
852
00:36:56,590 --> 00:36:58,300
Are your record execs here, or what?
853
00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:00,010
Yeah, man, they just got here.
854
00:37:00,010 --> 00:37:01,511
[shouting]
855
00:37:01,511 --> 00:37:03,013
All right, everybody.
Calm down, calm down.
856
00:37:03,013 --> 00:37:06,350
It's time for the freestyle rap battle,
you know what I'm saying?
857
00:37:06,350 --> 00:37:07,851
[cheering]
858
00:37:07,851 --> 00:37:09,770
What's up, all of you?
859
00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:15,609
All right, so the rules are,
you have to be in high school,
860
00:37:15,609 --> 00:37:17,986
and you have to dis your opponent
straight up freestyle.
861
00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:19,863
We don't want any
ready-made raps.
862
00:37:19,863 --> 00:37:22,324
Yeah. No touching
your opponent or cursing.
863
00:37:22,324 --> 00:37:23,492
Mom's still upstairs.
864
00:37:23,492 --> 00:37:24,701
[booing]
865
00:37:24,701 --> 00:37:26,536
- Calm down. Calm down.
- I know, I know, all right.
866
00:37:26,536 --> 00:37:28,038
You each get two minutes,
867
00:37:28,038 --> 00:37:30,916
and the winner gets a portion
of tonight's proceeds.
868
00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:33,752
Yes, and you get
a free consultation
869
00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:36,046
with two of the record execs
from my mom's firm.
870
00:37:36,046 --> 00:37:37,839
All right.
871
00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:43,136
All right, first up is my bro Stunner
vs. Shauniqua.
872
00:37:44,805 --> 00:37:46,807
♪ It's like a country-western ♪
873
00:37:46,807 --> 00:37:48,267
♪ When I rode through your town ♪
874
00:37:48,267 --> 00:37:49,643
♪ Bust a cap in your fat-ass ♪
875
00:37:49,643 --> 00:37:51,311
♪ Then you ho-down ♪
876
00:37:51,311 --> 00:37:54,147
♪ They say, wassup?
You good to battle, G? ♪
877
00:37:54,147 --> 00:37:55,732
♪ Let me cough up this cold flow ♪
878
00:37:55,732 --> 00:37:57,401
♪ Like I had allergies ♪
879
00:37:57,401 --> 00:37:59,361
♪ Are you mad at me
'cause I'ma rip you up ♪
880
00:37:59,361 --> 00:38:00,445
♪ In front of these dudes ♪
881
00:38:00,445 --> 00:38:03,448
♪ We the people, we got us here,
we don't need you ♪
882
00:38:04,950 --> 00:38:07,995
Oh, sorry.
The other bathroom was full.
883
00:38:07,995 --> 00:38:10,205
Oh, on. It's okay.
I was just about to leave.
884
00:38:11,373 --> 00:38:12,582
Girl, you okay?
885
00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:15,794
Yeah, no. It's just I have
a big chem test to study for.
886
00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:18,588
You look great.
887
00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,340
Just like out of a magazine.
888
00:38:22,092 --> 00:38:27,306
Could you just do me a favor
and give this to Chowder for me?
889
00:38:27,306 --> 00:38:28,598
Sure.
890
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,022
♪ See my pretty face, then ♪
891
00:38:35,022 --> 00:38:36,606
♪ Serious and pretty ♪
892
00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:39,568
♪ Girl, you so ugly,
I wouldn't say shit ♪
893
00:38:41,903 --> 00:38:45,115
♪ And let me walk away, boy,
I just killed this bitch ♪
894
00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:50,078
You want the mike?
895
00:38:50,078 --> 00:38:52,122
♪ Skinny little nigga,
don't pay him no mind ♪
896
00:38:52,122 --> 00:38:54,666
♪ No matter how I look,
they always behind ♪
897
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:56,752
♪ Players hate it when I
come back with a rhyme ♪
898
00:38:56,752 --> 00:38:59,338
♪ I think you must be
out for a powder ♪
899
00:38:59,338 --> 00:39:01,048
CROWD: Oh!
900
00:39:01,048 --> 00:39:02,883
♪ Like you can't even believe it ♪
901
00:39:02,883 --> 00:39:04,343
♪ 'Cause I'm sicker than the weakest ♪
902
00:39:04,343 --> 00:39:07,763
[continues rapping]
903
00:39:09,431 --> 00:39:11,892
♪ I'ma do it like Mike ♪
904
00:39:12,476 --> 00:39:14,269
♪ nigga, check it ♪
905
00:39:14,269 --> 00:39:15,270
CROWD: Oh!
906
00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:18,357
These niggas is weak.
907
00:39:18,357 --> 00:39:20,984
If you don't take their money, we will.
908
00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:25,072
Yeah, the old-fashioned way.
909
00:39:26,656 --> 00:39:28,658
♪ My flows will probably
go right over your head ♪
910
00:39:28,658 --> 00:39:30,327
♪ But your girl's head
was in the right place ♪
911
00:39:30,327 --> 00:39:31,411
♪ When we was in bed ♪
912
00:39:31,411 --> 00:39:32,913
♪ I'm on the next level ♪
913
00:39:32,913 --> 00:39:34,331
♪ You're a demon,
I'm the devil ♪
914
00:39:34,331 --> 00:39:35,999
♪ I'm a boulder,
you're a pebble ♪
915
00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:37,793
♪ I'm a president,
you're a whack-ass rebel ♪
916
00:39:37,793 --> 00:39:39,378
♪ You're light skinned,
and you got freckles, my dude ♪
917
00:39:39,378 --> 00:39:41,380
♪ You look like a leopard,
go back to the zoo ♪
918
00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:42,714
♪ Man, your eyebrows cut up ♪
919
00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:44,508
♪ Like you got here with clippers ♪
920
00:39:44,508 --> 00:39:47,427
♪ You look like this girl's bag
minus all the zippers ♪
921
00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:48,428
CROWD: Oh!
922
00:39:48,428 --> 00:39:51,390
[siren chirps]
923
00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:54,142
You have no idea what it's like
to raise a daughter these days.
924
00:39:54,142 --> 00:39:57,646
Can't even listen to the radio
without putting a condom on.
925
00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:02,150
♪ Let me say something
'fore I smashing on you ♪
926
00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:04,528
♪ It's cute you did your hair
to match your mom's cooch ♪
927
00:40:04,528 --> 00:40:06,988
♪ Wait a minute... ♪
928
00:40:06,988 --> 00:40:08,573
♪ Your dad probably
lick your head ♪
929
00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:09,825
♪ And be like,
oops, wrong bush ♪
930
00:40:12,369 --> 00:40:15,163
♪ You and Chowder probably
pay a butt tax to kiss butt ♪
931
00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:17,499
♪ Obama beating me,
are you outta your brains? ♪
932
00:40:17,499 --> 00:40:20,419
♪ Shoot your kneecaps
and leave you walking with a McCain ♪
933
00:40:20,419 --> 00:40:23,088
♪ Hold up,
you know I dig... ♪
934
00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:25,632
♪ Call the police,
Obama got assassinated ♪
935
00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:28,427
[shouting]
936
00:40:28,427 --> 00:40:33,432
Next up, we got my boy Quicktime
vs. C.C., the Conscious Criminal.
937
00:40:33,432 --> 00:40:35,809
All right, all right.
What's up, what's up?
938
00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:37,102
C.C., get out here.
939
00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:38,145
C'mon, what?
940
00:40:39,521 --> 00:40:41,398
What's up?
941
00:40:41,398 --> 00:40:43,275
♪ They call me Quicktime
'cause I bring the pain ♪
942
00:40:43,275 --> 00:40:45,902
♪ Slammin' C.C. so hard
never forget a slave name ♪
943
00:40:45,902 --> 00:40:47,737
♪ When it comes to rap
I'd think you'd know your way ♪
944
00:40:47,737 --> 00:40:50,115
♪ But by the time it gets played
all your hair will be gray ♪
945
00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:51,992
♪ Spinnin' up a storm
on this microphone ♪
946
00:40:51,992 --> 00:40:53,368
♪ So just give me a minute
'cause I think I'm ♪
947
00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:55,412
♪ About to blow straight
out the door ♪
948
00:40:55,412 --> 00:40:56,788
♪ Tired of talkin' to you
unless I'm bein' sick ♪
949
00:40:56,788 --> 00:41:01,460
[Taps in Spanish]
950
00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:03,879
♪ So come down here
and gimme back a little howl ♪
951
00:41:04,546 --> 00:41:06,214
CROWD: Whoa!
952
00:41:21,271 --> 00:41:24,232
♪ See who's trying to bite me,
suckers can't out-white me ♪
953
00:41:24,232 --> 00:41:27,110
♪ When I rap,
I think I'll just do it like Nike ♪
954
00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:29,362
♪ Like Johnnie Cochran
I'll put you on the stand ♪
955
00:41:29,362 --> 00:41:31,948
♪ I'll rap you and pimp slap you
without using my hand ♪
956
00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:33,200
CROWD: Whoa!
957
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,995
[continues rapping]
958
00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:39,623
♪ This ruinous white trash is
shorter than my mike stand ♪
959
00:41:39,623 --> 00:41:42,709
♪ Look, stop rapping,
just go join a white band ♪
960
00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:45,045
♪ This girl and white people girl,
black power ♪
961
00:41:45,045 --> 00:41:46,630
♪ You talking for some minutes ♪
962
00:41:46,630 --> 00:41:48,131
♪ I'm talking for some hours ♪
963
00:41:48,131 --> 00:41:49,341
♪ You got players who say it ♪
964
00:41:49,341 --> 00:41:50,383
♪ I don't say it, I do it ♪
965
00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:51,801
♪ His mother's a freak ♪
966
00:41:51,801 --> 00:41:53,136
♪ She let me toot it and boot it ♪
967
00:41:53,136 --> 00:41:54,930
CROWD: Whoa!
968
00:41:54,930 --> 00:41:56,723
OBAMA: Geniosity, man.
969
00:41:56,723 --> 00:41:58,517
- Wait, what?
- I'm gonna take Michelle to the prom.
970
00:41:58,517 --> 00:42:01,353
Fool, Michelle is not gonna have sex
with your degenerate ass.
971
00:42:01,353 --> 00:42:03,939
Of course not,
but once the word gets out
972
00:42:03,939 --> 00:42:05,815
that me and the prom queen
are going out,
973
00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:07,526
and then I can drill one
of the lesser females
974
00:42:07,526 --> 00:42:10,403
with my turbo-charged genitalia.
975
00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:11,905
Do you understand?
976
00:42:11,905 --> 00:42:14,616
I understand you are one
pathetic parasite.
977
00:42:14,616 --> 00:42:16,451
But that is geni-fucking-osity man.
978
00:42:17,577 --> 00:42:19,746
Yo, but isn't she going out
with Reggie, man?
979
00:42:19,746 --> 00:42:22,499
He's like Mr. Ego and prom king to be.
980
00:42:22,499 --> 00:42:24,000
You have to, like, kill him first.
981
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,169
Maybe, but maybe not.
982
00:42:26,169 --> 00:42:29,297
♪ Regulators making airs
on black on black ♪
983
00:42:29,297 --> 00:42:32,092
♪ Modern day Uncle Tom,
we need Malcolm back ♪
984
00:42:32,092 --> 00:42:33,969
CROWD: Yo!
985
00:42:35,262 --> 00:42:37,389
52% “avg?!
986
00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:41,351
Yeah, that little C.C. won.
987
00:42:43,019 --> 00:42:45,313
Yo, the judges have
reached a decision.
988
00:42:45,313 --> 00:42:49,234
And the winner, and surprise
new hip-hop heavyweight is
989
00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:52,320
C.C., the Conscious Criminal.
990
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,281
[cheering]
991
00:42:55,782 --> 00:42:57,826
Let's keep this music going, y'all.
992
00:42:58,868 --> 00:43:00,787
[chanfing]
GO, go:
993
00:43:02,289 --> 00:43:05,500
Hey, um, you were good.
994
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:09,421
I mean, C.C.,
he's awesome pro-level shit.
995
00:43:09,421 --> 00:43:10,422
You know what I'm saying?
996
00:43:11,548 --> 00:43:12,632
Oh, shit.
997
00:43:14,009 --> 00:43:15,051
Do you mind if I smoke?
998
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,930
I don't care if you burn.
999
00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:20,640
[laughs]
1000
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,310
Hey, what the fuck?
1001
00:43:23,310 --> 00:43:25,145
$117?
1002
00:43:25,145 --> 00:43:27,355
Nigga, you had us drive way out here
for this shit?
1003
00:43:29,065 --> 00:43:31,526
We oughta jack these
little rich niggas.
1004
00:43:31,526 --> 00:43:33,278
I'm gonna get a percentage
of something.
1005
00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:34,946
Yeah.
1006
00:43:38,742 --> 00:43:40,702
Once on the rope,
Check for the mope.
1007
00:43:42,662 --> 00:43:44,914
One of your little bitch-ass homies
called the police.
1008
00:43:44,914 --> 00:43:46,958
So we up outta here.
1009
00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:49,169
You take the car.
1010
00:43:49,169 --> 00:43:51,171
Just do it, nigga.
1011
00:43:51,171 --> 00:43:53,632
♪ Kinda hard to keep you G,
when you're not like me ♪
1012
00:43:53,632 --> 00:43:55,300
♪ Not, not, not like me ♪
1013
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:58,053
Good evening, gentlemen.
Can I offer you a beverage?
1014
00:43:59,304 --> 00:44:02,140
This is a residential neighborhood.
Do you know what that means?
1015
00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:04,893
Yes, sir. We got our consent forms
filled out by our neighbors
1016
00:44:04,893 --> 00:44:06,436
from both sides of the street.
1017
00:44:06,436 --> 00:44:09,397
I have them right here
if you'd like to see them.
1018
00:44:10,940 --> 00:44:13,902
I get one complaint,
I'm shutting you down.
1019
00:44:19,532 --> 00:44:21,451
5-O.
1020
00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:28,416
Oh, shit.
1021
00:44:28,416 --> 00:44:33,004
So I can expect to see you
back at home at 2400?
1022
00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:35,632
- Yes, sir.
- Me, too.
1023
00:44:36,758 --> 00:44:38,760
Carry on.
1024
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,054
Good night, Officer.
1025
00:44:43,264 --> 00:44:45,308
Charlie here tells us
you're the real deal,
1026
00:44:45,308 --> 00:44:46,559
from the hood?
1027
00:44:46,559 --> 00:44:47,852
Didn't your brother get shot?
1028
00:44:49,270 --> 00:44:51,147
No, no, no, no, no.
1029
00:44:51,147 --> 00:44:52,691
No offense, bro, but use that.
1030
00:44:52,691 --> 00:44:54,234
Keep it real, see?
1031
00:44:54,234 --> 00:44:57,278
Write about niggas like me
shooting each other?
1032
00:44:57,278 --> 00:45:01,449
Niggas like you, yeah, yeah,
but you know, give it some flash.
1033
00:45:01,449 --> 00:45:02,951
Gangsta that shit up.
1034
00:45:02,951 --> 00:45:04,452
Or sexy that shit.
1035
00:45:04,452 --> 00:45:05,829
That sells, too.
1036
00:45:05,829 --> 00:45:07,997
Hey, look, bro,
we don't make the rules,
1037
00:45:07,997 --> 00:45:09,040
but you want to sell CD5, right?
1038
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:12,419
See, you're living it,
so it's probably not fresh to you.
1039
00:45:12,419 --> 00:45:13,962
Probably not.
1040
00:45:13,962 --> 00:45:17,006
You ain't never been east
of Crenshaw, huh?
1041
00:45:17,006 --> 00:45:18,258
[laughing]
1042
00:45:18,258 --> 00:45:19,384
Hell, no.
1043
00:45:19,384 --> 00:45:21,594
- But I know what sells.
- He does.
1044
00:45:23,138 --> 00:45:25,432
- Finklestein?
- Yeah.
1045
00:45:25,432 --> 00:45:26,683
You Jewish, right?
1046
00:45:26,683 --> 00:45:28,184
All day long, son.
1047
00:45:28,184 --> 00:45:31,730
Matzo Balls, that's what they call me.
That's what he calls me.
1048
00:45:31,730 --> 00:45:35,483
Somebody told you to write a rap
about your people dying in the Holocaust,
1049
00:45:35,483 --> 00:45:37,485
but gangster it up,
1050
00:45:37,485 --> 00:45:38,778
would you do it?
1051
00:45:38,778 --> 00:45:42,031
Uh... huh?
1052
00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:45,034
Yeah, I didn't think so.
1053
00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:47,912
Dude, man, look at her,
right, man?
1054
00:45:47,912 --> 00:45:49,914
Why am I so afraid, man?
1055
00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:52,959
Dude, should I do
the yo' mama jokes?
1056
00:45:52,959 --> 00:45:54,335
Not a good idea, no.
1057
00:45:54,335 --> 00:45:56,045
Later, later, okay?
You're stoned.
1058
00:45:56,045 --> 00:45:57,964
Dude, no.
I want to prove...
1059
00:45:57,964 --> 00:45:59,716
I believe you, man.
Dude, relax.
1060
00:45:59,716 --> 00:46:01,509
Dude, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
1061
00:46:01,509 --> 00:46:04,929
Que? Que.
1062
00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:07,766
I ain't afraid of yo' mama.
1063
00:46:07,766 --> 00:46:10,560
Oh, shit. No. I mean...
1064
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:14,230
the joke, no.
Let me do that for you.
1065
00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:16,274
[retches]
1066
00:46:17,567 --> 00:46:19,569
[shouting]
1067
00:46:19,569 --> 00:46:20,862
What the fuck, man?
1068
00:46:20,862 --> 00:46:22,363
Yo, so we've got to give the D.J. 250.
1069
00:46:22,363 --> 00:46:25,658
And my mom said keep
a $500 cleaning deposit.
1070
00:46:25,658 --> 00:46:28,328
What the hell, man? Why didn't you
tell me that shit sooner?
1071
00:46:28,328 --> 00:46:30,163
After security,
lighting and refreshments,
1072
00:46:30,163 --> 00:46:32,499
all I get is a stinking
400 and change.
1073
00:46:32,499 --> 00:46:35,710
Dude, it is not my fault that your
cheap-ass dad won't get you a car.
1074
00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:37,587
- Hey, don't talk about--
- Do not bring that shit to me.
1075
00:46:37,587 --> 00:46:39,464
Yo, you greedy niggas
need to get back up there.
1076
00:46:39,464 --> 00:46:41,883
Que is about to get beat down
by Shauniqua and Paco.
1077
00:46:41,883 --> 00:46:43,551
Oh, and Cheyenne's leaving.
1078
00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:46,179
Damn, can't even
get my money together.
1079
00:46:46,179 --> 00:46:48,348
[shouting in Spanish]
1080
00:46:48,348 --> 00:46:49,849
Play Paco's cut.
1081
00:46:49,849 --> 00:46:52,435
This one is,
when you're a Latin lover,
1082
00:46:52,435 --> 00:46:57,065
put on Latin lockdown by your girl,
and you're sleeping in the car.
1083
00:46:57,065 --> 00:47:00,235
♪ Hey, she rolled her eyes ♪
1084
00:47:00,235 --> 00:47:03,112
♪ I seen this look on her face
a dozen times ♪
1085
00:47:03,112 --> 00:47:06,866
♪ What's wrong with you?
Why the bad mood? ♪
1086
00:47:06,866 --> 00:47:10,453
♪ She just rolled her shoulders,
then she said ♪
1087
00:47:10,453 --> 00:47:13,498
♪ I need to know
what's on your mind ♪
1088
00:47:13,498 --> 00:47:15,124
♪ Been givin' me blank stares ♪
1089
00:47:15,124 --> 00:47:16,918
♪ Just to walk inside ♪
1090
00:47:16,918 --> 00:47:18,294
♪ Please not tonight ♪
1091
00:47:18,294 --> 00:47:19,671
Hey, you gonna sing for us or what?
1092
00:47:19,671 --> 00:47:22,382
We're about to leave.
1093
00:47:22,382 --> 00:47:23,675
Oh, you didn't know
it's customary to dance
1094
00:47:23,675 --> 00:47:25,844
with the host before you leave?
1095
00:47:28,596 --> 00:47:30,306
I'll meet you at the bar.
1096
00:47:32,475 --> 00:47:35,812
I don't do all that grinding stuff,
though, so, um...
1097
00:47:35,812 --> 00:47:38,022
We'll keep it PG.
1098
00:47:39,023 --> 00:47:40,859
Thank you.
1099
00:47:43,444 --> 00:47:45,154
♪ I'm trying to figure this out ♪
1100
00:47:45,154 --> 00:47:46,823
♪ Why I can't sleep on the couch ♪
1101
00:47:46,823 --> 00:47:48,241
♪ You find me sleeping in the car ♪
1102
00:47:48,241 --> 00:47:50,201
♪ Sleeping, sleeping in my car ♪
1103
00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:52,871
♪ Yeah, I'm sleeping
in the car tonight ♪
1104
00:47:52,871 --> 00:47:59,252
So, I told Stunner that I wouldn't
be going to the prom with him.
1105
00:47:59,252 --> 00:48:01,921
Ah, so we got a deal.
1106
00:48:03,089 --> 00:48:04,757
No sex,
1107
00:48:05,216 --> 00:48:07,260
no friends with benefits.
1108
00:48:07,260 --> 00:48:08,553
Of course not.
1109
00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:10,763
- Just the prom.
- Mm-hmm.
1110
00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:14,017
0K3'! -
1111
00:48:14,017 --> 00:48:15,977
We have a deal.
1112
00:48:15,977 --> 00:48:18,229
I knew you would make
the right choice.
1113
00:48:26,487 --> 00:48:28,865
What the hell is in that?
1114
00:48:32,452 --> 00:48:35,079
♪ I didn't want you to know ♪
1115
00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:36,372
♪ I couldn't let you see ♪
1116
00:48:36,372 --> 00:48:37,749
♪ I hid it from myself ♪
1117
00:48:37,749 --> 00:48:39,375
♪ Tried to believe ♪
1118
00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:42,837
♪ More than the beginning
more than the end ♪
1119
00:48:42,837 --> 00:48:45,173
♪ More than just a friend ♪
1120
00:48:45,173 --> 00:48:48,051
QUE: Man, dude,
Shauniqua freakin' hates me.
1121
00:48:48,051 --> 00:48:49,802
We all hate you.
1122
00:48:49,802 --> 00:48:52,388
Dude, like, just,
you got to help me out.
1123
00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:54,307
Like, give me the chick intel.
1124
00:48:54,307 --> 00:48:55,934
Come on.
1125
00:48:55,934 --> 00:48:57,810
Flowers are cliché,
but they usually work.
1126
00:48:57,810 --> 00:49:00,355
Yeah, flowers are good.
Okay, so we're here.
1127
00:49:01,356 --> 00:49:02,941
Wait, wait, are you sure
you're up for this, man?
1128
00:49:03,566 --> 00:49:05,568
Come on, man. It'll be fun.
1129
00:49:05,568 --> 00:49:06,653
All right, man.
1130
00:49:06,653 --> 00:49:07,654
Okay, so here's the deal.
1131
00:49:08,196 --> 00:49:10,531
They sign the release form,
you give them the $5.00.
1132
00:49:10,531 --> 00:49:12,533
If they don't sign, we can't use them
in the documentary.
1133
00:49:12,533 --> 00:49:14,911
Got it. Sign, $5.00, interview.
1134
00:49:15,536 --> 00:49:17,997
- Yeah.
- Cool, all right, let's go.
1135
00:49:19,791 --> 00:49:21,542
You guys aren't coming with me.
1136
00:49:21,542 --> 00:49:24,879
We sit here in the safety zone till you're
for sure getting an interview.
1137
00:49:24,879 --> 00:49:26,798
Just signal when it's safe.
1138
00:49:26,798 --> 00:49:29,342
Uh, that is so--you too?
1139
00:49:29,342 --> 00:49:31,052
You bitching out on me?
1140
00:49:31,052 --> 00:49:32,845
That's dirty.
I hope y'all know that's dirty.
1141
00:49:33,972 --> 00:49:36,224
[car radio booms]
1142
00:49:39,435 --> 00:49:40,520
Hey.
1143
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:44,857
Holy shit, this is like electric
eye-candy on crack, bro.
1144
00:49:44,857 --> 00:49:46,526
I know, man.
1145
00:49:46,526 --> 00:49:48,861
- Oh, my God.
- We came to see our boy hablo Hobo.
1146
00:49:48,861 --> 00:49:50,780
Did we miss anything?
1147
00:49:50,780 --> 00:49:54,784
Yo, I don't think so, but this shit is
looking like House of the Dead 2.
1148
00:49:54,784 --> 00:49:57,745
You can catch eyeball herpes
just looking at Homeskillet over there.
1149
00:49:57,745 --> 00:49:59,956
Ooh, now that's messed up.
1150
00:49:59,956 --> 00:50:02,291
Hey, you guys know what they say
about dating homeless women, right?
1151
00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:03,418
- What?
- What?
1152
00:50:04,043 --> 00:50:05,294
You can leave them anywhere.
1153
00:50:05,294 --> 00:50:06,671
[laughing]
1154
00:50:08,131 --> 00:50:11,050
Shut up. What if you two
ended up homeless?
1155
00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:12,885
- Probably not gonna happen.
- Yeah, you two.
1156
00:50:12,885 --> 00:50:14,721
You guys are very karmically
insensitive, you know.
1157
00:50:14,721 --> 00:50:16,764
Oh, my gosh, Obama,
we are tragically flawed.
1158
00:50:16,764 --> 00:50:18,016
Thank you for pointing that out.
1159
00:50:18,016 --> 00:50:19,600
All right, bro, get started.
1160
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,811
Hey, put this one on Facebook.
1161
00:50:23,438 --> 00:50:24,731
- All right, let's do it.
- Let's get it.
1162
00:50:24,731 --> 00:50:26,941
Going in. I'm going in!
1163
00:50:28,651 --> 00:50:30,194
QUE: He's gonna get
shanked out there, man.
1164
00:50:30,194 --> 00:50:31,904
[laughing]
1165
00:50:31,904 --> 00:50:34,032
HENDRIX: Are you interested
in doing an interview for $5.00?
1166
00:50:34,032 --> 00:50:35,908
Hell, no, I won't do no interview.
1167
00:50:35,908 --> 00:50:37,452
Are you interested
in doing an interview--
1168
00:50:37,452 --> 00:50:38,995
' Ah!
[Cat 3/Owls]
1169
00:50:38,995 --> 00:50:40,705
- Oh!
- Dude, run!
1170
00:50:40,705 --> 00:50:42,582
Go for the knees, man.
They don't drink a lot of milk.
1171
00:50:42,582 --> 00:50:44,292
[laughing]
1172
00:50:44,292 --> 00:50:46,878
HENDRIX: Are you interested
in doing an interview for $5.00?
1173
00:50:46,878 --> 00:50:50,631
- Are you interested--
- You can't give money to poor people!
1174
00:50:50,631 --> 00:50:52,925
If you give money to poor people,
1175
00:50:53,259 --> 00:50:55,762
they make more poor people.
1176
00:50:55,762 --> 00:50:58,806
Give them consciousness.
1177
00:51:00,975 --> 00:51:03,770
So, do you feel your life
has been a success?
1178
00:51:03,770 --> 00:51:05,730
Absolutely.
1179
00:51:05,730 --> 00:51:09,984
I don't pay rent,
I have no teeth to clean,
1180
00:51:11,027 --> 00:51:14,197
and I got a front-row seat
on Armageddon.
1181
00:51:14,197 --> 00:51:17,408
The end of man-unkind.
1182
00:51:17,408 --> 00:51:18,618
[laughs]
1183
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:28,586
Mom got sick. I had to drop out
to take care of her.
1184
00:51:29,670 --> 00:51:31,756
Then they foreclosed on our house, and...
1185
00:51:33,174 --> 00:51:37,178
we were on the street for six days
before they took us in at the shelter.
1186
00:51:37,178 --> 00:51:40,932
Um, part of the program
is that you do volunteer work here.
1187
00:51:43,643 --> 00:51:45,228
HENDRIX:
So what are your goals for now?
1188
00:51:46,354 --> 00:51:48,272
I just want to be a student again,
you know?
1189
00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:50,691
Like you 9UY5-
1190
00:51:50,691 --> 00:51:53,528
Finish school,
take dance class again.
1191
00:51:53,528 --> 00:51:56,155
Normal stuff.
1192
00:51:56,155 --> 00:51:57,490
I miss dancing.
1193
00:51:59,408 --> 00:52:00,868
Can I have one of those?
1194
00:52:00,868 --> 00:52:04,122
Get out of here, little kid. Didn't your mama
tell you it wasn't polite to beg?
1195
00:52:05,164 --> 00:52:07,083
- What the hell?
- You're a dick, dude.
1196
00:52:08,459 --> 00:52:10,128
CHEYENNE: Well, we wish you
the best of luck, and everything.
1197
00:52:10,128 --> 00:52:12,964
HENDRIX: Yeah, really.
Thank you for talking to us.
1198
00:52:12,964 --> 00:52:15,258
Thanks.
1199
00:52:15,258 --> 00:52:16,384
Can I be in your movie?
1200
00:52:17,552 --> 00:52:19,804
I'm sorry, sweetie,
you have to be older than 18.
1201
00:52:19,804 --> 00:52:23,015
My grandma will do it.
She needs the money.
1202
00:52:30,898 --> 00:52:34,360
We came out here from Atlanta
after my oldest boy was killed.
1203
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:37,280
My second son's
been in and out of prison,
1204
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:40,491
so I tell my youngest boy,
"You stay in school.
1205
00:52:40,491 --> 00:52:42,410
You don't be like them."
1206
00:52:43,744 --> 00:52:47,290
Barack here is my grandson.
1207
00:52:47,290 --> 00:52:50,543
He's a very smart boy.
1208
00:52:50,543 --> 00:52:54,297
If you could do it over again,
what would you do differently?
1209
00:52:55,423 --> 00:52:57,967
I had my boys way too early.
1210
00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:01,596
Didn't have enough to give 'em.
1211
00:53:02,763 --> 00:53:04,932
Then I lost my eyesight.
1212
00:53:04,932 --> 00:53:07,560
My daddy's a rapper-
1213
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:10,104
MAN: He gonna get knocked out--
1214
00:53:10,104 --> 00:53:11,439
[chuckling]
1215
00:53:11,439 --> 00:53:13,774
What the fuck?
1216
00:53:15,651 --> 00:53:18,196
What the hell is you all
doing in my mama house?
1217
00:53:18,196 --> 00:53:21,199
Dee, honey, they're just here
asking me some questions.
1218
00:53:21,199 --> 00:53:22,575
About this little movie they making.
1219
00:53:22,575 --> 00:53:24,452
That's all, baby.
1220
00:53:24,452 --> 00:53:25,995
Mama, it's time for your medicine.
1221
00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:27,538
Barack.
1222
00:53:29,582 --> 00:53:31,083
I think I need to check on my car.
1223
00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:34,170
Sit your $5.00-ass down
before I make change, fat boy.
1224
00:53:34,170 --> 00:53:37,423
Yeah, these little niggas know something.
1225
00:53:38,925 --> 00:53:41,385
Why y'all here asking
my mama questions?
1226
00:53:41,385 --> 00:53:44,889
Yeah, these bitches know something.
1227
00:53:44,889 --> 00:53:48,226
We asked you a question.
1228
00:53:48,226 --> 00:53:49,435
Put the girlies in the back.
1229
00:53:50,186 --> 00:53:53,022
You heard him. Get to stepping.
1230
00:53:54,607 --> 00:53:56,317
We didn't know anything, I swear.
1231
00:53:56,317 --> 00:53:58,110
It's just for our school project.
1232
00:53:59,654 --> 00:54:01,614
Hey, let 'em go.
1233
00:54:05,117 --> 00:54:07,411
Give 'em they money back.
1234
00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:13,709
C.C.: All right, now, tell 'em.
1235
00:54:17,380 --> 00:54:21,467
I brought them here.
I wanted the money.
1236
00:54:24,887 --> 00:54:26,931
Hey, my mama can't be
in your fucking movie.
1237
00:54:27,932 --> 00:54:29,642
Is we clear?
1238
00:54:29,642 --> 00:54:31,435
Clear.
1239
00:54:32,728 --> 00:54:34,397
What'cha all wanna do?
1240
00:54:34,397 --> 00:54:37,608
I say we take no chances.
1241
00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:46,951
Let these little bitches go.
1242
00:54:46,951 --> 00:54:49,203
And I better not see y'all
around here ever again.
1243
00:54:58,045 --> 00:55:02,341
Let's go, guys. Go, 90, 90-
1244
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,385
You trippin'.
1245
00:55:06,512 --> 00:55:09,348
♪ Could you be
my brown-eyed girl? ♪
1246
00:55:09,348 --> 00:55:12,435
♪ Baby, you're a stunner,
saw you from my hummer ♪
1247
00:55:12,435 --> 00:55:14,353
I thought we were dead.
1248
00:55:14,353 --> 00:55:17,648
I feel bad for C.C.
That's some jacked-up home life.
1249
00:55:17,648 --> 00:55:19,483
♪ Around you I get dumber ♪
1250
00:55:19,483 --> 00:55:22,153
♪ I can be your one-er,
brown eyed-girl ♪
1251
00:55:22,153 --> 00:55:24,113
♪ She's my baby beauty,
Such a cutie ♪
1252
00:55:24,113 --> 00:55:26,073
♪ Eyes look like a bag from Louis ♪
1253
00:55:26,073 --> 00:55:27,867
♪ Picture perfect, she's a 10 ♪
1254
00:55:27,867 --> 00:55:29,452
♪ She's my lover, she's my friend ♪
1255
00:55:29,452 --> 00:55:32,538
♪ She's the other half
no other gal can ever match ♪
1256
00:55:32,538 --> 00:55:34,123
Pontificate.
1257
00:55:34,123 --> 00:55:35,958
♪ She's the heartbreak, I'm the pain ♪
1258
00:55:36,625 --> 00:55:39,962
My dad likes to pontificate,
even though he bores us.
1259
00:55:39,962 --> 00:55:41,672
Let me see.
1260
00:55:44,508 --> 00:55:46,177
Gimme.
1261
00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:50,765
Hendrix is a closet artist
and a visual learner.
1262
00:55:50,765 --> 00:55:53,351
So I'm having him draw something
to remember each word.
1263
00:55:53,351 --> 00:55:54,852
Let me see.
1264
00:55:54,852 --> 00:55:57,063
That does look like Dr. Sutton.
1265
00:55:57,063 --> 00:55:58,814
- Michelle.
- Come here.
1266
00:55:58,814 --> 00:56:00,691
What? It's okay for you
to flirt with him.
1267
00:56:00,691 --> 00:56:03,819
He's cute,
and now you're a cougar.
1268
00:56:03,819 --> 00:56:05,404
Let me see your phone.
1269
00:56:06,822 --> 00:56:07,990
[snorts]
1270
00:56:07,990 --> 00:56:09,283
Can I see your phone, please?
1271
00:56:13,037 --> 00:56:14,705
- What's your password?
- Leave him alone.
1272
00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:17,124
- What?
- Michelle's secret test.
1273
00:56:17,124 --> 00:56:18,667
Before you trust a boy with your affection,
1274
00:56:18,667 --> 00:56:22,004
make sure he trusts you with the password
to his phone and computer.
1275
00:56:24,632 --> 00:56:29,136
You two are boring me.
I feel like some me time at the mall.
1276
00:56:29,136 --> 00:56:31,806
- You coming?
- He's got a huge vocab test tomorrow.
1277
00:56:31,806 --> 00:56:33,307
Don't forget.
1278
00:56:33,307 --> 00:56:36,477
I know, if I see Supercop,
we're here studying alone.
1279
00:56:36,477 --> 00:56:38,396
It's fine.
1280
00:56:39,563 --> 00:56:40,940
Nice hanging with you today.
1281
00:56:40,940 --> 00:56:42,149
You, too.
1282
00:56:42,149 --> 00:56:43,901
- [Cheyenne screams]
- Damn!
1283
00:56:43,901 --> 00:56:47,905
- Michelle!
- Bye, you guys. Don't do anything I'd do.
1284
00:56:47,905 --> 00:56:50,908
♪ I can be your one-er,
brown-eyed girl ♪
1285
00:56:50,908 --> 00:56:52,576
- ♪ Baby, you're a stunner ♪
[camera shutter clicking]
1286
00:56:52,576 --> 00:56:55,162
♪ Saw you from my Hummer ♪
1287
00:56:55,162 --> 00:56:56,789
[phone ringing]
1288
00:56:56,789 --> 00:56:58,916
Hello?
1289
00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:00,376
OBAMA, distorted voice:
What you doing, player?
1290
00:57:00,376 --> 00:57:02,962
Just studying vocab.
1291
00:57:02,962 --> 00:57:04,171
Ah, okay.
1292
00:57:04,171 --> 00:57:05,589
It's Obama.
1293
00:57:05,589 --> 00:57:07,633
Well, guess what Mr. Geniosity did.
1294
00:57:07,633 --> 00:57:09,218
[from computer] Wow!
1295
00:57:09,218 --> 00:57:10,970
I hacked into the student database.
1296
00:57:10,970 --> 00:57:14,515
And you were right,
Barack is C.C.'s son.
1297
00:57:14,515 --> 00:57:15,516
[from computer] Oh!
1298
00:57:15,516 --> 00:57:17,226
Wow.
1299
00:57:17,226 --> 00:57:19,019
OBAMA: Heavy shit, I know.
1300
00:57:19,019 --> 00:57:20,896
Look, man, I gotta bounce.
1301
00:57:20,896 --> 00:57:22,898
Okay.
1302
00:57:22,898 --> 00:57:25,192
[from computer] Hope, change,
and awesome swag.
1303
00:57:25,192 --> 00:57:26,902
It's 3:57, Sunday.
1304
00:57:26,902 --> 00:57:29,113
Time to step it up to the next level.
1305
00:57:29,113 --> 00:57:30,573
Where were we?
1306
00:57:30,573 --> 00:57:31,615
[giggles]
1307
00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:35,619
[moaning from computer]
1308
00:57:35,619 --> 00:57:37,288
What the hell you doing,
you little horndog?
1309
00:57:37,288 --> 00:57:38,747
Oh, shit.
Come on, man.
1310
00:57:38,747 --> 00:57:40,166
Better be good, man.
1311
00:57:40,166 --> 00:57:42,460
It is, it is. Look, look, look,
look, look.
1312
00:57:42,460 --> 00:57:46,255
What a douche, he's using
his real feelings to wrangle poon.
1313
00:57:46,255 --> 00:57:47,840
Yo, there is no way
he's winning this bet.
1314
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:49,341
We gotta step up our game.
1315
00:57:49,341 --> 00:57:51,844
Correction,
you need to step it up, fat man.
1316
00:57:51,844 --> 00:57:54,013
Look what else I found.
1317
00:57:54,013 --> 00:57:55,389
Reggie?
1318
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:59,059
Oh, shit.
1319
00:57:59,059 --> 00:58:00,978
Dawg, you're not gonna--
1320
00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:03,189
I'm not gonna do anything
Mr. Jock itch doesn't deserve.
1321
00:58:03,189 --> 00:58:05,107
So the question is,
1322
00:58:05,107 --> 00:58:07,443
while I close the deal with Michelle,
1323
00:58:07,443 --> 00:58:10,237
Hendrix works Cheyenne,
and Que goes ghetto,
1324
00:58:10,237 --> 00:58:13,240
what are you and Quioktime doing
besides stroking your twinkies?
1325
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:15,201
HENDRIX:
I'm winning, I'm winning. All right.
1326
00:58:15,201 --> 00:58:17,328
- OBAMA: No, you're not.
- QUE: On your ass, man.
1327
00:58:17,328 --> 00:58:19,163
Oh, no!
1328
00:58:19,163 --> 00:58:21,582
QUICK TIME:
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1329
00:58:21,582 --> 00:58:23,167
Whoa!
1330
00:58:23,167 --> 00:58:25,586
[grunting]
1331
00:58:30,174 --> 00:58:31,717
[Sighs]
1332
00:58:32,885 --> 00:58:34,970
So, you tell your dad about me yet?
1333
00:58:34,970 --> 00:58:36,347
Why would I?
1334
00:58:36,347 --> 00:58:38,766
It looks like someone got
a 98 on their quiz.
1335
00:58:38,766 --> 00:58:40,142
Let me see this.
1336
00:58:41,227 --> 00:58:44,563
I mean, I might be taking
his daughter to prom.
1337
00:58:44,563 --> 00:58:50,528
Hover: to remain suspended
in or near a place in the air.
1338
00:58:50,528 --> 00:58:53,531
It's only because of my education
1339
00:58:53,531 --> 00:58:57,993
that I learned the steps
to make these things possible.
1340
00:58:57,993 --> 00:59:01,455
OBAMA: Every day,
Reggie has three organic sandwiches.
1341
00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:04,416
- See my test?
- No.
1342
00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:05,834
[gasps]
1343
00:59:05,834 --> 00:59:07,878
- 100, A+.
- Look at that.
1344
00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:10,256
[no audible dialogue]
1345
00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:13,926
What are the three branches
of government?
1346
00:59:13,926 --> 00:59:17,221
Legislative, executive, and judicial.
1347
00:59:17,221 --> 00:59:20,099
Okay, okay, I see
somebody's been studying.
1348
00:59:20,099 --> 00:59:24,186
[from computer] Live, exclusive,
top-of-the-line models
1349
00:59:24,186 --> 00:59:26,564
ready to do whatever you want.
1350
00:59:26,564 --> 00:59:28,524
- Meet girls like...
- Monique.
1351
00:59:28,524 --> 00:59:31,610
at Discreet Escorts.
All major credit cards accepted.
1352
00:59:45,624 --> 00:59:47,209
Hey, Sharon.
1353
00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:50,462
- Hey, you remember me from the interviews?
- Yeah, yeah.
1354
00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:54,216
I was just thinking how you told us
that you like to dance, and--
1355
00:59:54,216 --> 00:59:57,595
[Pachelbel's Canon in D playing]
1356
00:59:58,721 --> 01:00:00,180
GIRL: What does this nigga
think he's doing?
1357
01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:01,724
Ah, hell, no.
1358
01:00:06,604 --> 01:00:07,938
[laughing]
1359
01:00:07,938 --> 01:00:10,024
DR. SUTTON:
I know you can rap.
1360
01:00:10,024 --> 01:00:13,652
I want you to write the lyrics
for the senior class project.
1361
01:00:13,652 --> 01:00:17,114
But write something real, no bullshit.
Understand?
1362
01:00:18,073 --> 01:00:22,828
[orchestra playing Pachelbel's Canon in D]
1363
01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:29,335
But that stuff don't have no beat.
1364
01:00:29,335 --> 01:00:32,296
Sure it does. You got to find it.
1365
01:00:32,796 --> 01:00:34,298
Or fail.
1366
01:00:39,511 --> 01:00:42,056
♪ Where will we go? ♪
1367
01:00:42,056 --> 01:00:44,767
♪ What will we be? ♪
1368
01:00:44,767 --> 01:00:46,810
♪ Is there space ♪
1369
01:00:48,062 --> 01:00:50,481
♪ In this world for me? ♪
1370
01:00:50,481 --> 01:00:53,025
The end of man-unkind.
1371
01:00:53,025 --> 01:00:55,319
[laughs]
1372
01:01:01,867 --> 01:01:06,038
[choir continues]
1373
01:01:07,790 --> 01:01:10,793
OBAMA, voiceover: By 2:00,
Reggie has his second sandwich.
1374
01:01:18,050 --> 01:01:21,303
There are currently
7 billion people on the planet.
1375
01:01:21,303 --> 01:01:24,765
Scientists say that
we can only hold 9 billion.
1376
01:01:24,765 --> 01:01:27,559
But, here's the catch.
1377
01:01:27,559 --> 01:01:30,729
If those 9 billion live
like us Americans do,
1378
01:01:30,729 --> 01:01:33,190
I mean, yeah, with the nice cars
and the big houses,
1379
01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:36,694
our carbon footprint would be
that of 18 billion.
1380
01:01:36,694 --> 01:01:39,738
And see, that's our challenge
as the people of tomorrow.
1381
01:01:39,738 --> 01:01:43,283
We need to figure out a way to live
in harmony with nature.
1382
01:01:43,283 --> 01:01:45,369
I mean, 'cause, clearly
it's not working, right?
1383
01:01:45,369 --> 01:01:46,870
[applause]
1384
01:01:49,998 --> 01:01:51,625
The bank is going to close.
1385
01:01:51,625 --> 01:01:53,293
Oh, okay, just give me a second.
1386
01:01:53,293 --> 01:01:55,504
All right, I have to say
that was pretty impressive.
1387
01:01:55,504 --> 01:01:56,630
CLASS: Very impressive.
1388
01:01:56,630 --> 01:01:57,881
Very impressive?
1389
01:01:57,881 --> 01:01:59,299
Very impressive.
1390
01:01:59,299 --> 01:02:01,510
All right,
that was very, very impressive.
1391
01:02:01,510 --> 01:02:02,803
[applause]
1392
01:02:05,723 --> 01:02:08,475
DR. SUTTON: All right, let's bring up
the lovely Principal Reynolds.
1393
01:02:08,684 --> 01:02:13,856
My ex-wife has nominated me
to chaperone y'all at the prom.
1394
01:02:13,856 --> 01:02:15,566
- CLASS: Oh!
- No, you're not done with me.
1395
01:02:15,566 --> 01:02:18,152
I know you're just intimidated
'cause me and her
1396
01:02:18,152 --> 01:02:19,862
are gonna bring some
old-school Soul Train moves.
1397
01:02:19,862 --> 01:02:21,739
I'm going to give you a taste. Wait.
1398
01:02:21,739 --> 01:02:23,073
CLASS: Whoo!
1399
01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:25,993
[laughing]
1400
01:02:25,993 --> 01:02:28,996
All right, I can do this with you.
1401
01:02:32,875 --> 01:02:35,043
[laughing]
1402
01:02:37,713 --> 01:02:39,590
All right, listen, listen.
1403
01:02:39,590 --> 01:02:42,801
I want to wish you guys good luck
on the senior project tomorrow,
1404
01:02:42,801 --> 01:02:46,096
and I want to say it was
a pleasure teaching you.
1405
01:02:46,096 --> 01:02:47,890
Thank you for tolerating me.
1406
01:02:47,890 --> 01:02:49,808
Good luck.
1407
01:02:54,605 --> 01:02:56,190
Yeah!
1408
01:03:03,155 --> 01:03:05,073
♪ We the party ♪
1409
01:03:06,492 --> 01:03:07,993
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1410
01:03:07,993 --> 01:03:10,621
♪ Hey ♪
1411
01:03:17,795 --> 01:03:19,338
♪ Uh-huh ♪
1412
01:03:28,972 --> 01:03:30,349
♪ All right ♪
1413
01:03:31,475 --> 01:03:33,602
So, you ever gonna sing for me?
1414
01:03:33,811 --> 01:03:35,312
Probably not.
1415
01:03:36,730 --> 01:03:37,856
How come?
1416
01:03:38,565 --> 01:03:40,734
You scare me.
1417
01:03:42,069 --> 01:03:43,070
Why?
1418
01:03:46,281 --> 01:03:48,867
'Cause.
1419
01:03:48,867 --> 01:03:52,830
I'm not supposed to feel
this way about you.
1420
01:03:56,750 --> 01:04:00,420
- Am I giving you a boner?
- Shut up, weirdo.
1421
01:04:08,011 --> 01:04:09,680
What am I gonna do with you?
1422
01:04:12,349 --> 01:04:15,227
Cheyenne's my girl,
you know that, right?
1423
01:04:15,227 --> 01:04:17,271
- Michelle!
- What?
1424
01:04:17,271 --> 01:04:19,314
Aw, man.
1425
01:04:19,314 --> 01:04:22,401
- You like her?
- Yeah, a lot.
1426
01:04:22,401 --> 01:04:24,903
Okay, switch phones.
1427
01:04:24,903 --> 01:04:27,906
- Seriously?
- Come on, you two. Switch phones.
1428
01:04:33,453 --> 01:04:35,414
MICHELLE:
What's your password?
1429
01:04:35,414 --> 01:04:36,999
Chickenfat.
1430
01:04:36,999 --> 01:04:38,709
MICHELLE: Okay.
1431
01:04:38,709 --> 01:04:40,043
What's your password?
1432
01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:45,090
[Whispers] Vegan.
1433
01:04:45,090 --> 01:04:46,675
I see how it is.
1434
01:04:46,675 --> 01:04:49,469
Now you may kiss.
1435
01:04:55,475 --> 01:04:57,060
MICHELLE: Nice.
1436
01:04:57,060 --> 01:04:59,897
So when's he go before Supercop
for judgment?
1437
01:05:00,898 --> 01:05:02,065
Tomorrow.
1438
01:05:02,983 --> 01:05:04,651
After the senior project.
1439
01:05:04,651 --> 01:05:06,570
Smart move.
1440
01:05:06,570 --> 01:05:08,947
Daddy will see your little boy-toy
here in your documentary.
1441
01:05:08,947 --> 01:05:10,616
He'll know he helped you out.
1442
01:05:10,616 --> 01:05:12,743
I'm going to bed because
Reggie's being an asshole.
1443
01:05:12,743 --> 01:05:14,077
Turn out the lights
when you're done?
1444
01:05:14,077 --> 01:05:15,287
0K3'! -
1445
01:05:20,792 --> 01:05:24,129
Hey, want to go for a dip?
1446
01:05:24,129 --> 01:05:26,924
I didn't bring a bathing suit.
1447
01:05:26,924 --> 01:05:29,217
Neither did I.
1448
01:05:45,776 --> 01:05:48,695
Now that, that's a plan right there.
1449
01:05:55,327 --> 01:05:57,371
You've only seen this once before,
1450
01:05:57,371 --> 01:05:59,581
but I can do the Buddha.
1451
01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:03,085
Oh, my God.
1452
01:06:11,802 --> 01:06:14,054
Whatever happens between us,
1453
01:06:14,054 --> 01:06:16,348
I want it to be special.
1454
01:06:18,850 --> 01:06:20,435
And safe.
1455
01:06:23,230 --> 01:06:24,982
And not now.
1456
01:06:27,734 --> 01:06:32,864
Let's make prom night a night
we'll never forget.
1457
01:06:56,930 --> 01:06:59,182
My mom is sewing her ass off.
1458
01:06:59,182 --> 01:07:01,643
The costumes will be ready.
I e-mailed a photo to you.
1459
01:07:01,643 --> 01:07:03,270
Okay, let me check it out.
1460
01:07:17,034 --> 01:07:18,035
[boing sound effect]
1461
01:07:18,035 --> 01:07:20,203
Oh, oh, whoa!
1462
01:07:20,203 --> 01:07:22,664
And you, Hendrix Sutton,
have won a $100 gift certificate
1463
01:07:22,664 --> 01:07:24,207
to where the hell
you want to go,
1464
01:07:24,207 --> 01:07:26,418
because you, my man,
have won the bet.
1465
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:33,633
MAN: You know,
the party ain't the car,
1466
01:07:33,633 --> 01:07:35,886
it ain't the house,
it ain't the shoes.
1467
01:07:35,886 --> 01:07:38,972
It's inside.
We the party.
1468
01:07:38,972 --> 01:07:41,266
Education is the key to success.
1469
01:07:41,266 --> 01:07:43,685
Smart is the new gangsta.
1470
01:07:43,685 --> 01:07:47,230
Hey, Calvin, I got you, bro.
1471
01:07:49,274 --> 01:07:50,942
That's real funny.
1472
01:07:50,942 --> 01:07:52,277
Yeah, congratulations on your bet.
1473
01:07:53,528 --> 01:07:54,488
What do you mean?
1474
01:07:54,488 --> 01:07:56,364
She has your password,
you dumb shit.
1475
01:08:04,039 --> 01:08:07,709
Aren't those shallow
gauges of success?
1476
01:08:07,709 --> 01:08:10,545
♪ Did I pass or fail,
graduate or go to jail? ♪
1477
01:08:10,545 --> 01:08:13,298
♪ Who writes the test,
who defines success? ♪
1478
01:08:13,298 --> 01:08:16,259
♪ We all want to win,
play ball or rap ♪
1479
01:08:16,259 --> 01:08:19,096
♪ But when that don't happen,
it ain't no goin' back ♪
1480
01:08:19,096 --> 01:08:22,099
♪ You dropped out too young,
now you just busting caps ♪
1481
01:08:22,099 --> 01:08:24,726
♪ Call it blue on red,
but it's really black on black ♪
1482
01:08:24,726 --> 01:08:27,646
♪ 'Cause the more we drop out,
the more we go to jail ♪
1483
01:08:27,646 --> 01:08:30,690
♪ Like voluntary slaves,
expected to fail ♪
1484
01:08:30,690 --> 01:08:33,360
♪ Listen up, brother,
you need to understand ♪
1485
01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:36,279
♪ Being truly educated
ain't a part of their plan ♪
1486
01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:39,074
♪ We got tricked again,
slicked again ♪
1487
01:08:39,074 --> 01:08:40,992
♪ Held back
and not picked again ♪
1488
01:08:40,992 --> 01:08:43,578
♪ Short-changed
and gypped again ♪
1489
01:08:43,578 --> 01:08:45,330
♪ Pink-slipped again ♪
1490
01:08:45,330 --> 01:08:47,874
♪ Truth been flipped again,
ripped again ♪
1491
01:08:47,874 --> 01:08:50,669
♪ The truth been flipped again, ripped again ♪
1492
01:08:50,669 --> 01:08:53,713
♪ The truth been
flipped again, ripped again ♪
1493
01:08:53,713 --> 01:08:56,299
♪ Life's the test
keep us oppressed, we want ♪
1494
01:08:56,299 --> 01:08:59,469
♪ Life's the test keep us oppressed,
we want ♪
1495
01:08:59,469 --> 01:09:01,847
♪ Life's the test
keep us oppressed, we want ♪
1496
01:09:01,847 --> 01:09:04,599
♪ Success, so do your best ♪
1497
01:09:04,599 --> 01:09:06,476
[drums]
1498
01:09:10,564 --> 01:09:13,150
DR. SUTTON: Education
is the key to success.
1499
01:09:13,150 --> 01:09:15,485
MAN: You definitely need
an education in this life
1500
01:09:15,485 --> 01:09:17,028
in order to be successful.
1501
01:09:17,028 --> 01:09:19,072
WOMAN:
The problem is that the sisters
1502
01:09:19,072 --> 01:09:22,159
are graduating from college
while the fellas are dropping out.
1503
01:09:22,159 --> 01:09:25,203
♪ If money's the only road,
then we're all goin' to fail ♪
1504
01:09:25,203 --> 01:09:27,747
♪ If greed is the crime,
then we all go to jail ♪
1505
01:09:27,747 --> 01:09:30,625
♪ If love is the answer,
why don't it pay the rent? ♪
1506
01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:33,336
♪ If patience is a virtue,
why's it all spent? ♪
1507
01:09:33,336 --> 01:09:36,214
♪ If religion is the way,
then why we all fighting? ♪
1508
01:09:36,214 --> 01:09:38,967
♪ If mankind gonna survive,
why we ain't united? ♪
1509
01:09:38,967 --> 01:09:40,343
♪ If the truth will set you free ♪
1510
01:09:40,343 --> 01:09:42,137
♪ Then why we still lying? ♪
1511
01:09:42,137 --> 01:09:44,931
♪ Big criminals get off,
but the baby still crying ♪
1512
01:09:44,931 --> 01:09:47,851
♪ If karma is real,
why don't we respect it? ♪
1513
01:09:47,851 --> 01:09:50,437
♪ If the earth is our home,
then why we neglect it? ♪
1514
01:09:50,437 --> 01:09:53,231
♪ We got tricked again,
slicked again ♪
1515
01:09:53,231 --> 01:09:54,941
♪ Held back
and not picked again ♪
1516
01:09:54,941 --> 01:09:57,527
♪ Short-changed,
been gypped again ♪
1517
01:09:57,527 --> 01:09:59,196
♪ Pink-slipped again ♪
1518
01:09:59,196 --> 01:10:01,907
♪ Truth been flipped again,
been ripped again ♪
1519
01:10:01,907 --> 01:10:05,202
♪ The truth been flipped again,
ripped again ♪
1520
01:10:05,202 --> 01:10:07,913
♪ The truth been
flipped again, ripped again ♪
1521
01:10:07,913 --> 01:10:10,790
♪ Life's the test
keep us oppressed, we want ♪
1522
01:10:10,790 --> 01:10:11,917
What the hell you guys
do that for, man?
1523
01:10:11,917 --> 01:10:13,210
Do what?
1524
01:10:13,210 --> 01:10:15,212
Obama's stupid e-mail.
Cheyenne saw it.
1525
01:10:15,212 --> 01:10:16,630
Yo, Hendrix, what are you doing?
1526
01:10:16,630 --> 01:10:17,672
You're up.
1527
01:10:19,466 --> 01:10:22,969
♪ Life's the test
keep us oppressed, we want ♪
1528
01:10:22,969 --> 01:10:24,930
♪ Life's the test keep us oppressed,
we want ♪
1529
01:10:24,930 --> 01:10:27,098
♪ Life's the test
keep us oppressed, we want ♪
1530
01:10:27,098 --> 01:10:28,558
♪ Success ♪
1531
01:10:28,558 --> 01:10:31,519
[choir singing]
1532
01:10:31,519 --> 01:10:33,438
[cheering]
1533
01:11:00,006 --> 01:11:01,549
HENDRIX: So what is success?
1534
01:11:01,549 --> 01:11:06,554
Money, power, wealth,
happiness, spirituality, what?
1535
01:11:06,554 --> 01:11:09,975
When I think of success,
I think of someone who's smart.
1536
01:11:09,975 --> 01:11:13,353
Confident. Someone who takes
the time to help others.
1537
01:11:13,353 --> 01:11:16,231
And, you know, if you're lucky,
you can be fine, too.
1538
01:11:16,231 --> 01:11:18,483
[laughing]
1539
01:11:18,483 --> 01:11:23,697
The lady I'm about to introduce to you
is that and so much more.
1540
01:11:23,697 --> 01:11:27,033
She's my tutor,
she's my inspiration,
1541
01:11:27,033 --> 01:11:29,411
and hopefully,
no matter what happens,
1542
01:11:29,411 --> 01:11:31,663
she'll always be my friend.
1543
01:11:31,663 --> 01:11:34,124
Our director, Cheyenne Davis.
1544
01:11:34,124 --> 01:11:35,458
[cheering]
1545
01:11:49,139 --> 01:11:51,182
With all the people we interviewed,
1546
01:11:51,182 --> 01:11:56,313
it became clear that true success
is an individual thing.
1547
01:11:59,983 --> 01:12:02,777
Although they were
not always happier,
1548
01:12:02,777 --> 01:12:05,572
the well-educated people
were better off.
1549
01:12:05,572 --> 01:12:09,326
So, in other words, the more you learn,
the more you earn.
1550
01:12:09,326 --> 01:12:12,287
And in some cases,
the longer you live.
1551
01:12:13,330 --> 01:12:15,707
Perspective was a key factor.
1552
01:12:15,707 --> 01:12:18,626
Generally,
people with a sense of humor
1553
01:12:18,626 --> 01:12:22,756
who laughed a lot
tended to live longer, happier lives.
1554
01:12:22,756 --> 01:12:25,425
Soto all my seniors out there graduating,
1555
01:12:25,425 --> 01:12:28,803
keep laughing, keep learning,
1556
01:12:28,803 --> 01:12:30,847
and let's do some dancing
at our prom.
1557
01:12:30,847 --> 01:12:32,223
[cheering]
1558
01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:05,382
♪ Didn't want you to know,
I couldn't let you see ♪
1559
01:13:05,382 --> 01:13:08,718
♪ I hid it from myself,
I tried to believe ♪
1560
01:13:08,718 --> 01:13:12,514
♪ More than the beginning
more than the end ♪
1561
01:13:12,514 --> 01:13:14,474
♪ More than just a friend ♪
1562
01:13:14,474 --> 01:13:16,434
Hey!
1563
01:13:16,434 --> 01:13:19,187
- Ha ha.
- Watch your step, brother.
1564
01:13:20,730 --> 01:13:21,773
What are you doing?
1565
01:13:21,773 --> 01:13:23,149
You're looking for me, huh?
1566
01:13:23,149 --> 01:13:26,194
- Yeah, I got you.
- Obama. Obama.
1567
01:13:26,194 --> 01:13:27,737
Yo, your master's calling you.
1568
01:13:27,737 --> 01:13:30,240
- Yo, bitch boy.
- Walk away. Get out of here.
1569
01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:31,950
Yo, man, the principal
wants to see you.
1570
01:13:31,950 --> 01:13:33,451
- What's going on?
- I don't know, man.
1571
01:13:33,451 --> 01:13:35,161
But whatever it is,
it's some heavy shit.
1572
01:13:35,161 --> 01:13:36,329
The cops were here earlier.
1573
01:13:38,623 --> 01:13:41,459
So the day before yesterday was supposed
to be our last day in this class.
1574
01:13:41,459 --> 01:13:45,088
But unfortunately I've got
to drag everybody back here
1575
01:13:45,088 --> 01:13:46,756
for something pretty disturbing.
1576
01:13:46,756 --> 01:13:48,842
Now, the other day when
Miss Chavez stopped by,
1577
01:13:48,842 --> 01:13:50,385
she put her purse over there.
1578
01:13:50,385 --> 01:13:55,849
I think I put it in--
on one of these tables.
1579
01:13:55,849 --> 01:13:57,517
Oh, right here.
1580
01:13:58,852 --> 01:14:00,145
Eduardo, were you there at the time?
1581
01:14:00,145 --> 01:14:01,396
I was in the restroom.
1582
01:14:01,396 --> 01:14:04,357
Okay, go stand in the back.
1583
01:14:04,357 --> 01:14:07,694
Now, inside the bag was cash
from the prom ticket sales.
1584
01:14:07,694 --> 01:14:09,779
When she went to make
the deposit at the bank,
1585
01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:12,907
she realized that it was missing.
1586
01:14:12,907 --> 01:14:14,951
MICHELLE: So I'm here
because I'm, like, a suspect?
1587
01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:17,579
Why would I need to steal the money?
That's ridiculous.
1588
01:14:17,579 --> 01:14:19,873
Yeah, obviously it was someone
who needs the money.
1589
01:14:19,873 --> 01:14:22,083
Rich people steal more money
than anyone.
1590
01:14:22,083 --> 01:14:23,209
Half the time,
that's how they get rich.
1591
01:14:23,209 --> 01:14:24,836
Yeah, that's right. Tell him.
1592
01:14:24,836 --> 01:14:27,338
DR. SUTTON: Hey, look.
Anyone could have taken the money.
1593
01:14:27,338 --> 01:14:29,257
Well, how much money
was in there?
1594
01:14:29,257 --> 01:14:31,426
$1,211.
1595
01:14:31,426 --> 01:14:34,721
Now, right now the school is not
looking to press charges.
1596
01:14:34,721 --> 01:14:37,390
We would just
like the money returned.
1597
01:14:37,390 --> 01:14:39,225
What if no one admits to it?
1598
01:14:39,225 --> 01:14:41,478
Well, then we'd have to refund
the remaining money
1599
01:14:41,478 --> 01:14:44,022
and we'd probably have
to cancel the prom.
1600
01:14:44,022 --> 01:14:45,482
What?
1601
01:14:45,482 --> 01:14:48,735
Yep. This class will
become a crime scene,
1602
01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:51,404
police will get involved,
1603
01:14:51,404 --> 01:14:53,615
and whoever did it
1604
01:14:54,491 --> 01:14:56,409
will have to face the consequences.
1605
01:14:56,409 --> 01:14:57,827
One klepto jerk steals the money
1606
01:14:57,827 --> 01:14:59,370
and now we're going to cancel prom?
1607
01:14:59,370 --> 01:15:01,164
Uh-oh, prom queen's
gonna miss a photo op.
1608
01:15:01,164 --> 01:15:03,708
Shut up, Taco, Paco,
whatever your name is.
1609
01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:04,709
Some of us actually care.
1610
01:15:04,709 --> 01:15:06,711
Hey, stay civil.
1611
01:15:06,711 --> 01:15:09,547
All right, we've got three minutes
until recess is over.
1612
01:15:09,547 --> 01:15:10,882
Then the bell's going to ring,
1613
01:15:10,882 --> 01:15:12,884
police are going to come in
and take statements.
1614
01:15:12,884 --> 01:15:15,386
DR. SUTTON:
We all make mistakes.
1615
01:15:16,554 --> 01:15:19,682
But rarely do you get a chance
to do damage control.
1616
01:15:19,682 --> 01:15:22,143
But what if they already
spent part of the money?
1617
01:15:22,143 --> 01:15:23,311
Why you keep looking at me?
1618
01:15:23,311 --> 01:15:26,356
[Speaking Spanish]
1619
01:15:26,356 --> 01:15:28,691
Hey, hey, language! Sit down.
1620
01:15:28,691 --> 01:15:31,861
MS. REYNOLDS: Look, a lot of you have worked
very hard on the prom fundraiser,
1621
01:15:31,861 --> 01:15:35,907
so whoever it is,
don't ruin it for everyone else.
1622
01:15:35,907 --> 01:15:38,159
Regardless if you spent some of it,
1623
01:15:38,159 --> 01:15:41,913
or not, say so now. Please.
1624
01:15:41,913 --> 01:15:45,166
Let's not end a good year
on a bad note.
1625
01:15:51,923 --> 01:15:53,341
17 seconds.
1626
01:15:56,970 --> 01:16:00,181
Come on. 12 seconds.
1627
01:16:25,915 --> 01:16:27,875
[bell rings]
1628
01:16:27,875 --> 01:16:30,587
All right. Nope, no, no.
Stay in your seats.
1629
01:16:30,587 --> 01:16:32,171
Stay in your seats.
Sit back down.
1630
01:16:32,171 --> 01:16:34,382
Police officers are going to come in,
1631
01:16:34,382 --> 01:16:36,342
and they're going to have
to take some statements.
1632
01:16:38,469 --> 01:16:40,513
- I took it.
- What?
1633
01:16:46,644 --> 01:16:48,229
Why?
1634
01:16:49,314 --> 01:16:50,398
You know why.
1635
01:16:51,858 --> 01:16:53,318
For a car?
1636
01:16:53,318 --> 01:16:55,028
Where's the money?
1637
01:16:55,028 --> 01:16:56,529
What an asshole.
1638
01:16:56,529 --> 01:16:59,616
Hey! Where is the money?
1639
01:17:00,658 --> 01:17:02,702
It's in my box. At home.
1640
01:17:04,537 --> 01:17:06,122
Well, go get it.
1641
01:17:07,123 --> 01:17:08,625
Go!
1642
01:17:18,843 --> 01:17:20,136
How we doing here?
1643
01:17:24,641 --> 01:17:28,144
Not too good.
But I think we got it under control.
1644
01:17:29,562 --> 01:17:30,688
Oh, do you, now?
1645
01:17:30,688 --> 01:17:32,482
Yes, I do.
1646
01:17:32,482 --> 01:17:34,567
Thank you for your time, officers.
1647
01:17:34,567 --> 01:17:36,152
MS. REYNOLDS: Class dismissed.
1648
01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:38,279
Come on, get to your next class.
1649
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:41,157
Come on, let's go.
1650
01:17:41,157 --> 01:17:46,412
You know, I bought a speed boat
with the money I made in overtime
1651
01:17:46,412 --> 01:17:48,206
chasing little black boys like this.
1652
01:17:48,206 --> 01:17:52,710
Little punks who think
they've got everybody fooled.
1653
01:17:55,505 --> 01:17:57,340
Sad but true.
1654
01:17:59,217 --> 01:18:01,344
I'll see you when you're 18.
1655
01:18:01,344 --> 01:18:02,470
Not if I can help it.
1656
01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:06,349
Well, apparently, you can't.
1657
01:18:13,898 --> 01:18:16,651
She would, like,
top me off, top me off.
1658
01:18:16,651 --> 01:18:18,945
- Man, she topped me off, too.
- She topped me off first.
1659
01:18:20,363 --> 01:18:23,991
Hey, good job hosting that show.
1660
01:18:23,991 --> 01:18:25,910
Really stole it.
1661
01:18:25,910 --> 01:18:27,912
- Hey, man, crime don't pay.
- Crime don't pay, man.
1662
01:18:27,912 --> 01:18:31,165
Anyway, we gotta go practice.
1663
01:18:31,165 --> 01:18:33,292
Y'all let me play,
I can be at practice too, man.
1664
01:18:33,292 --> 01:18:35,586
- Shut up.
- All right.
1665
01:18:37,922 --> 01:18:40,508
[laughing]
1666
01:19:23,301 --> 01:19:24,635
Hey, bro.
1667
01:19:26,596 --> 01:19:29,932
If you need to talk, I'm here.
1668
01:19:31,809 --> 01:19:33,686
Stupid motherfucker!
1669
01:19:34,687 --> 01:19:36,230
You crazy?
1670
01:19:36,230 --> 01:19:38,316
You have two strikes already!
You have a son!
1671
01:19:38,316 --> 01:19:40,276
- What you talking about?
- You're 20 years old!
1672
01:19:40,276 --> 01:19:42,153
They'll try you as an adult!
1673
01:19:42,153 --> 01:19:44,447
Over $1,200, you want to
end up like your brother?
1674
01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:46,783
Why the fuck you hit me,
you little bitch-ass nigga?
1675
01:19:46,783 --> 01:19:47,867
- I was trying to help!
- You know exactly what I'm talking about.
1676
01:19:49,368 --> 01:19:51,287
[phone rings]
1677
01:19:51,287 --> 01:19:54,457
Look, Hendrix is going crazy.
We got to stop him.
1678
01:19:54,457 --> 01:19:56,751
OFFICER: Walker, head east on campus.
Something's going down.
1679
01:19:56,751 --> 01:19:58,252
You want to end up
like your brother?
1680
01:19:58,252 --> 01:20:00,379
Fuck my brother.
1681
01:20:00,379 --> 01:20:02,673
Look at my name, Conscious Criminal,
I don't give a motherfuck.
1682
01:20:02,673 --> 01:20:04,967
Boys' locker room,
boys' locker room!
1683
01:20:09,138 --> 01:20:10,932
[shouting]
1684
01:20:12,975 --> 01:20:14,769
- You want to end up like your brother?
- Fuck my brother.
1685
01:20:14,769 --> 01:20:16,020
- Que, do your mama jokes, man.
- What?
1686
01:20:16,020 --> 01:20:17,563
Que, do your mama jokes, dude.
1687
01:20:17,563 --> 01:20:19,816
Your mama so fat,
bitch got her own zip code.
1688
01:20:19,816 --> 01:20:21,818
- [forced laughter]
- Laugh.
1689
01:20:21,818 --> 01:20:23,277
You want to get expelled?
Help me make them laugh.
1690
01:20:23,277 --> 01:20:26,280
Laugh, laugh, laugh.
Ha, ha, ha.
1691
01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:28,699
Laugh, motherfuckers.
1692
01:20:28,699 --> 01:20:30,451
[laughing]
1693
01:20:33,079 --> 01:20:35,498
Dr. Sutton!
1694
01:20:35,498 --> 01:20:38,835
I'm sorry.
They get into everything.
1695
01:20:38,835 --> 01:20:40,211
It was him. It's his fault.
1696
01:20:40,211 --> 01:20:42,797
No, it was you. It was you.
1697
01:20:42,797 --> 01:20:44,757
- It was your fault.
- No, it was you.
1698
01:20:44,757 --> 01:20:46,133
Your mama's so damn ugly,
1699
01:20:46,133 --> 01:20:48,344
she looked out the window,
and got arrested for mooning.
1700
01:20:48,344 --> 01:20:49,887
Oh yeah? Uh...
1701
01:20:49,887 --> 01:20:51,264
What the hell's going on?
1702
01:20:51,264 --> 01:20:53,516
Uh, just telling jokes.
1703
01:20:55,309 --> 01:20:56,686
Yeah.
1704
01:20:56,686 --> 01:20:58,062
So did you actually
see them fighting?
1705
01:20:58,062 --> 01:21:00,648
No. When we got there,
these two were laughing,
1706
01:21:00,648 --> 01:21:02,483
and that one was cracking jokes.
1707
01:21:02,483 --> 01:21:05,695
Excuse me, Principal Reynolds,
this was after the bell started ringing,
1708
01:21:05,695 --> 01:21:07,905
so technically,
we were not cutting class.
1709
01:21:07,905 --> 01:21:09,657
I'm aware of the rules.
1710
01:21:11,826 --> 01:21:13,661
What happened to your face?
1711
01:21:13,661 --> 01:21:16,455
I slipped and hit the sink.
1712
01:21:18,791 --> 01:21:20,042
And you?
1713
01:21:20,042 --> 01:21:24,297
When he fell, I caught an elbow,
1714
01:21:24,297 --> 01:21:25,923
and it tore my shirt.
1715
01:21:27,508 --> 01:21:29,010
I will deal with you later.
1716
01:21:30,469 --> 01:21:32,471
Do you remember
what I told you would happen
1717
01:21:32,471 --> 01:21:34,015
if you came to my office again?
1718
01:21:36,309 --> 01:21:37,560
Yeah.
1719
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:39,061
DR. SUTTON: Excuse me.
1720
01:21:39,729 --> 01:21:42,773
We, uh...
We have a situation.
1721
01:21:43,232 --> 01:21:44,483
Miss Chavez.
1722
01:21:44,483 --> 01:21:45,902
[Speaking Spanish]
1723
01:21:51,365 --> 01:21:56,245
While my daughter is away,
I watch my grandsons.
1724
01:21:56,245 --> 01:21:58,789
They get into everything.
1725
01:22:04,962 --> 01:22:08,090
I found the money under the bed.
1726
01:22:10,676 --> 01:22:13,179
I'm so sorry.
1727
01:22:13,179 --> 01:22:16,849
Please, forgive me.
1728
01:22:18,935 --> 01:22:23,522
I hope that one day,
when my grandson grows up,
1729
01:22:23,522 --> 01:22:27,944
he will be as brave as your boy.
1730
01:22:36,077 --> 01:22:37,411
What's this?
1731
01:22:41,248 --> 01:22:43,292
Did you give us your car money?
1732
01:22:46,462 --> 01:22:48,839
DR. SUTTON: You people mind
excusing us for a minute?
1733
01:23:02,603 --> 01:23:05,439
Honey, why did you say you took it?
1734
01:23:08,693 --> 01:23:11,696
I'm 16, and C.C.'s 20.
1735
01:23:13,030 --> 01:23:16,534
This would have been
his third strike.
1736
01:23:16,534 --> 01:23:20,204
He could have lost his son
to foster care.
1737
01:23:25,584 --> 01:23:27,545
C.C. didn't grow up with what I have.
1738
01:23:33,759 --> 01:23:35,636
Can I go?
1739
01:23:35,636 --> 01:23:37,638
Yeah, go ahead.
1740
01:23:40,766 --> 01:23:42,560
[Sighs]
1741
01:24:11,088 --> 01:24:12,965
Hey, bro, you got a minute?
1742
01:24:26,812 --> 01:24:29,106
I thought you did it, man.
I was trippin'.
1743
01:24:32,902 --> 01:24:35,863
Man, people been thinking that
about me my whole life.
1744
01:24:35,863 --> 01:24:39,825
Sometimes, they was right.
1745
01:24:39,825 --> 01:24:45,998
But, like, ain't nobody
ever did what you did.
1746
01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:51,629
You thought I was doin' dirt,
but you still tried to save me.
1747
01:24:51,629 --> 01:24:53,923
My own brother...
1748
01:24:57,218 --> 01:25:01,097
My own brother let me go down
for some bullshit he did.
1749
01:25:03,265 --> 01:25:10,231
If it wasn't for you,
I wouldn't be graduating,
1750
01:25:10,231 --> 01:25:13,692
I would have got expelled.
1751
01:25:14,985 --> 01:25:17,029
So what's the next move, man?
1752
01:25:17,029 --> 01:25:21,700
You know, Conscious Criminal ain't ready
to give up on the rap game yet.
1753
01:25:21,700 --> 01:25:25,579
I got to stay conscious.
Ain't no selling out.
1754
01:25:29,333 --> 01:25:31,127
One more thing.
1755
01:25:32,169 --> 01:25:34,797
Don't ever throw that jab my way again.
1756
01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:41,428
All right.
1757
01:25:42,555 --> 01:25:44,014
REGGIE: Hey, Obama.
1758
01:25:44,014 --> 01:25:46,809
Boy, Hendrix, dumber than you, dawg.
1759
01:25:46,809 --> 01:25:49,436
Why would anyone sacrifice $1,200
1760
01:25:49,436 --> 01:25:51,772
for another drive-by
shooter wannabe rapper?
1761
01:25:51,772 --> 01:25:55,067
You know he going to end up
in jail any fucking way.
1762
01:25:55,067 --> 01:25:57,570
I promise you that.
1763
01:26:00,447 --> 01:26:01,782
Oh, shit!
1764
01:26:01,782 --> 01:26:03,742
YO, YO:
1765
01:26:04,827 --> 01:26:07,163
[gagging]
1766
01:26:08,164 --> 01:26:09,957
Is that?
1767
01:26:09,957 --> 01:26:12,626
PLAYER: Dude, dude, bro,
what the fuck is wrong with you?
1768
01:26:12,626 --> 01:26:14,378
This is peanut butter, man.
1769
01:26:14,378 --> 01:26:16,213
[coughing]
1770
01:26:16,213 --> 01:26:19,258
I think I read somewhere
that Reggie's allergic to peanuts.
1771
01:26:19,258 --> 01:26:21,177
- [Reggie gagging]
- Like, super allergic?
1772
01:26:21,177 --> 01:26:23,095
No, but enough.
1773
01:27:11,435 --> 01:27:13,562
BOTH: I'm sorry.
1774
01:27:19,526 --> 01:27:21,362
I never should have made
that stupid bet.
1775
01:27:21,362 --> 01:27:25,032
I never had the intentions,
it was just
1776
01:27:25,032 --> 01:27:27,409
a bunch of boys playing around,
like, wishful thinking.
1777
01:27:29,370 --> 01:27:30,996
I'm sorry I doubted you.
1778
01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:34,500
You really thought I took it.
1779
01:27:35,542 --> 01:27:37,586
Kind of. For a second.
1780
01:27:37,586 --> 01:27:39,922
It was like, holy shit,
did he steal the money
1781
01:27:39,922 --> 01:27:41,799
to get a car
to take me to the prom?
1782
01:27:43,968 --> 01:27:45,511
You felt guilty?
1783
01:27:46,262 --> 01:27:47,721
In a weird way.
1784
01:27:49,181 --> 01:27:51,558
Kinda flattered
in a twisted way, too.
1785
01:27:51,558 --> 01:27:55,187
So thinking that I'm crazy
enough to steal a car
1786
01:27:55,187 --> 01:27:58,065
to take you to the prom
is a turn-on.
1787
01:27:58,065 --> 01:27:59,858
No, it's not.
1788
01:28:00,401 --> 01:28:04,321
You'd be too psycho,
and I'd have felt guilty.
1789
01:28:04,321 --> 01:28:05,948
I really would have felt guilty
1790
01:28:05,948 --> 01:28:08,158
if my dad had given your dad
the beatdown.
1791
01:28:08,158 --> 01:28:10,494
Yeah, see, that wouldn't
have happened,
1792
01:28:10,494 --> 01:28:11,912
because my dad is an ex-Marine.
1793
01:28:11,912 --> 01:28:14,415
My dad can protect and serve, okay?
1794
01:28:14,415 --> 01:28:16,375
L.A.P.D. whup-ass, all day long.
1795
01:28:16,375 --> 01:28:17,376
Too bad that's with a badge and a gun.
1796
01:28:17,376 --> 01:28:19,420
Even without.
1797
01:28:19,420 --> 01:28:21,380
Well, my dad's not scared of your dad,
and neither am I.
1798
01:28:21,380 --> 01:28:22,381
Good.
1799
01:28:23,215 --> 01:28:24,550
What?
1800
01:28:24,550 --> 01:28:29,179
Good, 'cause I was kinda thinking,
1801
01:28:29,179 --> 01:28:33,142
you know, maybe tonight
you can come swoop me up
1802
01:28:33,142 --> 01:28:35,144
in your dad's little Prius,
1803
01:28:35,144 --> 01:28:36,603
and take me to the prom.
1804
01:28:36,603 --> 01:28:38,188
Really?
1805
01:28:38,188 --> 01:28:40,107
Please?
1806
01:28:40,107 --> 01:28:42,693
Is it gonna be cool with your dad?
1807
01:28:42,693 --> 01:28:45,112
MEGAN: Oh, come on.
Forget Reggie.
1808
01:28:45,112 --> 01:28:47,906
Pretty is temporary.
Dumb is forever.
1809
01:28:47,906 --> 01:28:51,952
The flashy rappers and jocks,
they win today.
1810
01:28:51,952 --> 01:28:54,079
But they lose tomorrow.
1811
01:28:54,621 --> 01:28:57,875
And nerds like my brother,
yeah, they lose today,
1812
01:28:58,500 --> 01:29:01,837
but tomorrow they become Bill Gates
1813
01:29:01,837 --> 01:29:04,757
or president of the United States.
1814
01:29:04,757 --> 01:29:07,509
So the real question is, Michelle,
1815
01:29:07,509 --> 01:29:11,305
who do you want on
your Facebook status forever
1816
01:29:11,305 --> 01:29:13,307
when colleges check you out,
1817
01:29:13,307 --> 01:29:16,226
or when you run for office?
1818
01:29:16,226 --> 01:29:18,354
And how ironic is this?
1819
01:29:18,354 --> 01:29:22,191
Your name's Michelle,
and everyone calls my brother Obama.
1820
01:29:25,027 --> 01:29:27,404
Phase two: Successful.
1821
01:29:29,823 --> 01:29:32,284
[rapping in Spanish]
1822
01:29:32,284 --> 01:29:36,413
So, the story is we met last summer
up at Big Bear Lake, jet-skiing.
1823
01:29:36,413 --> 01:29:38,457
You were there
on a modeling assignment.
1824
01:29:38,457 --> 01:29:40,959
I jotted down a few personal factoids,
1825
01:29:40,959 --> 01:29:43,379
so when the fellas ask,
and trust me, they're gonna ask,
1826
01:29:43,379 --> 01:29:47,549
you tell them that pound for pound,
I'm hella good in the sack.
1827
01:29:47,549 --> 01:29:50,177
Fat fly Freddie Flintstone
makes your bed rock.
1828
01:29:50,177 --> 01:29:54,390
And if you do a good job,
I might just throw in a little tip for you,
1829
01:29:54,390 --> 01:29:55,391
if you know what I'm saying.
1830
01:29:56,934 --> 01:29:58,685
Go. Come on.
1831
01:29:58,685 --> 01:30:00,270
Is this a bank job or something?
1832
01:30:00,270 --> 01:30:02,022
Come on, just go. Come on.
1833
01:30:07,486 --> 01:30:08,904
[cheering]
1834
01:30:08,904 --> 01:30:11,448
♪ Anything can happen ♪
1835
01:30:11,448 --> 01:30:14,576
♪ When you try to track
the beat tonight ♪
1836
01:30:14,576 --> 01:30:18,414
♪ Walk on wind, walk on water ♪
1837
01:30:18,414 --> 01:30:22,126
♪ It's all right ♪
1838
01:30:22,126 --> 01:30:26,213
♪ Now that we're here ♪
1839
01:30:26,213 --> 01:30:29,675
♪ Dancing in the light ♪
1840
01:30:29,675 --> 01:30:31,510
♪ Now that we're here ♪
1841
01:30:31,510 --> 01:30:33,720
♪ On the other side ♪
1842
01:30:33,720 --> 01:30:37,933
♪ The doors are open wide tonight ♪
1843
01:30:43,730 --> 01:30:47,693
♪ Take my hand ♪
1844
01:30:47,693 --> 01:30:49,987
[singing continues]
1845
01:30:49,987 --> 01:30:51,363
Hey, guys.
1846
01:30:51,363 --> 01:30:53,407
You guys remember Sharon?
1847
01:30:53,407 --> 01:30:54,616
Oh, yeah.
1848
01:30:54,616 --> 01:30:56,452
Isn't that the--
1849
01:30:56,452 --> 01:30:58,287
Yeah, figured if I was going
to bring someone to prom,
1850
01:30:58,287 --> 01:31:00,706
might as well bring someone
that likes to dance.
1851
01:31:04,543 --> 01:31:06,295
Well, hey, girl.
1852
01:31:09,131 --> 01:31:10,757
♪ Hey, yo ♪
1853
01:31:15,304 --> 01:31:17,431
[rapping in Spanish]
1854
01:31:19,600 --> 01:31:20,684
What up, my niggas?
1855
01:31:20,684 --> 01:31:22,936
What's up, bro?
1856
01:31:22,936 --> 01:31:25,522
So, Chowder, you gonna
introduce us to your date?
1857
01:31:25,522 --> 01:31:28,609
Yeah. Monique, this is the crew,
1858
01:31:28,609 --> 01:31:31,403
and crew, this right here is Monique.
1859
01:31:31,403 --> 01:31:35,699
So, Monique, how'd you two meet?
1860
01:31:35,699 --> 01:31:37,659
[accented] Monique.
1861
01:31:37,659 --> 01:31:39,661
How'd you two meet?
1862
01:31:39,661 --> 01:31:41,205
Monique.
1863
01:31:45,542 --> 01:31:47,169
Don't speak English.
1864
01:31:47,169 --> 01:31:49,129
ALL: Oh.
1865
01:31:59,515 --> 01:32:01,350
She said she's half Haitian
and half French.
1866
01:32:01,350 --> 01:32:03,977
So, how do you two communicate?
1867
01:32:03,977 --> 01:32:06,647
Ah, you know, body language, man.
1868
01:32:06,647 --> 01:32:08,941
You know, just,
we can feel each other.
1869
01:32:08,941 --> 01:32:11,485
Hey, Monique,
you want to get el drinko?
1870
01:32:11,485 --> 01:32:14,154
Ladies, we're going
to the restroom now.
1871
01:32:14,154 --> 01:32:20,244
Next time you hire an escort,
try one that speaks English.
1872
01:32:20,244 --> 01:32:22,704
Whoa.
1873
01:32:25,791 --> 01:32:29,002
You, seriously. Come on, Matt.
1874
01:32:29,002 --> 01:32:32,089
Oh, my God! [laughing]
1875
01:32:32,089 --> 01:32:33,757
Oh, my God.
1876
01:32:33,757 --> 01:32:37,511
All right, what were you thinking?
1877
01:32:37,511 --> 01:32:39,596
The whole school's gonna know.
1878
01:32:39,596 --> 01:32:42,182
And when my mom
sees her credit card bill,
1879
01:32:42,182 --> 01:32:43,892
my ass is gonna be extra crispy.
1880
01:32:43,892 --> 01:32:46,061
- Extra crispy.
- Shut up.
1881
01:32:46,061 --> 01:32:48,605
He paid that tall chick that talk funny?
1882
01:32:48,605 --> 01:32:51,858
Oh, my God. Que, please take
your doodle-mama for a walk.
1883
01:32:51,858 --> 01:32:54,069
Whoa, whoa, bro.
1884
01:32:54,069 --> 01:32:57,531
What'd that fat nigga say?
'Cause you know I don't play that shit.
1885
01:32:57,531 --> 01:32:59,074
I know, baby.
1886
01:32:59,074 --> 01:33:01,285
Come on, let's go, baby.
1887
01:33:01,285 --> 01:33:05,289
[rapping]
1888
01:33:05,289 --> 01:33:08,333
How many times you want
to get beat up tonight?
1889
01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:10,502
Your mom's already
coming for that ass.
1890
01:33:10,502 --> 01:33:12,212
She's about to be on you.
Come on, man.
1891
01:33:12,212 --> 01:33:14,464
Look, you cannot buy your way
into winning the bet.
1892
01:33:14,464 --> 01:33:15,549
That's called cheating.
1893
01:33:15,549 --> 01:33:17,050
So you talk to him yet?
1894
01:33:17,050 --> 01:33:20,053
No, he was so busy
trying to beg for the car
1895
01:33:20,053 --> 01:33:22,598
and get to prom.
Did you talk to him?
1896
01:33:22,598 --> 01:33:23,974
- No.
- Okay.
1897
01:33:23,974 --> 01:33:25,684
I don't even know
who he is sometimes.
1898
01:33:26,602 --> 01:33:28,604
I don't think he knows who he is.
1899
01:33:28,604 --> 01:33:30,480
[hip-hop music]
1900
01:33:33,442 --> 01:33:35,902
- Wanna dance?
- Why you being a bitch?
1901
01:33:35,902 --> 01:33:38,071
[Speaking Spanish]
1902
01:33:38,071 --> 01:33:39,906
Dude, do you see that over there?
1903
01:33:39,906 --> 01:33:42,075
Paco's getting the taco,
and I'm getting the bill.
1904
01:33:42,075 --> 01:33:44,453
OBAMA: Man, don't worry about him.
It's our night tonight.
1905
01:33:44,453 --> 01:33:46,788
Dude, mood change, frowny face.
1906
01:33:46,788 --> 01:33:49,207
Come on, man,
nobody's gonna win the stupid bet.
1907
01:33:49,207 --> 01:33:51,460
Not yet.
1908
01:33:51,460 --> 01:33:54,421
- You want to talk to him now?
- Here?
1909
01:33:54,421 --> 01:33:56,340
Yeah, we're all together.
1910
01:33:56,340 --> 01:34:00,052
You're the principal,
and there's no time like the present.
1911
01:34:00,052 --> 01:34:03,013
- Come on, man.
- All right, so how about a bomb?
1912
01:34:03,013 --> 01:34:04,222
- Yeah?
- All right, man.
1913
01:34:04,222 --> 01:34:06,475
ALL: Bomb!
1914
01:34:06,475 --> 01:34:07,476
[laughing]
1915
01:34:07,476 --> 01:34:09,478
Excuse me, gentlemen.
1916
01:34:09,478 --> 01:34:12,522
- Your teacher...
- And your principal wants to see you.
1917
01:34:12,522 --> 01:34:13,940
Give us a minute.
1918
01:34:15,901 --> 01:34:17,611
Have fun.
1919
01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:25,827
What you did today
was some risky shit.
1920
01:34:25,827 --> 01:34:28,288
You put yourself
and your future in jeopardy.
1921
01:34:28,288 --> 01:34:31,249
Now, look, we're just trying
to keep 16-year-old Hendrix
1922
01:34:31,249 --> 01:34:34,461
from messing up the life
of 20- or 30-year-old Hendrix.
1923
01:34:34,836 --> 01:34:36,755
I'm sorry.
1924
01:34:36,755 --> 01:34:39,466
No, you're not, you just want to get
your ass back in there with your friends.
1925
01:34:39,466 --> 01:34:41,843
Now, you know Mom and I
don't always agree.
1926
01:34:41,843 --> 01:34:44,554
But we agree on this:
You're a good businessman.
1927
01:34:44,554 --> 01:34:47,432
You know how to handle money,
save it, and make it.
1928
01:34:47,432 --> 01:34:49,101
And your GPA came way up,
1929
01:34:49,101 --> 01:34:51,687
which proves that you can
succeed academically
1930
01:34:51,687 --> 01:34:53,647
if you focus.
1931
01:34:53,647 --> 01:34:56,483
But there's a lot of smart
rich people out there, son,
1932
01:34:56,483 --> 01:34:58,652
and they're spiritually broke.
You know why?
1933
01:34:58,652 --> 01:35:01,655
'Cause they don't do anything
for anybody else.
1934
01:35:01,655 --> 01:35:05,659
What the world needs
are people with heart.
1935
01:35:05,992 --> 01:35:07,869
And that's what you
showed us today.
1936
01:35:09,246 --> 01:35:11,623
You made us proud, son.
1937
01:35:11,623 --> 01:35:14,501
We can teach you a lot of things, but...
1938
01:35:14,501 --> 01:35:16,336
we can't teach you heart,
1939
01:35:18,672 --> 01:35:22,968
So, whatever money you've managed
to put away in your car fund,
1940
01:35:23,260 --> 01:35:25,637
we're gonna match.
1941
01:35:26,847 --> 01:35:28,724
So I get double.
1942
01:35:28,724 --> 01:35:30,767
- [chuckles]
- No.
1943
01:35:31,893 --> 01:35:33,270
No, you get triple.
1944
01:35:33,270 --> 01:35:34,730
We're both gonna match it.
1945
01:35:34,730 --> 01:35:37,357
Oh! I'm gonna be rollin'.
1946
01:35:37,357 --> 01:35:39,484
- You like that, huh?
- Uh-huh.
1947
01:35:39,484 --> 01:35:41,653
Thank you, GUYS-
1948
01:35:41,653 --> 01:35:43,238
Hey, go have fun.
1949
01:35:43,238 --> 01:35:44,906
[imitates tires squealing]
1950
01:35:44,906 --> 01:35:46,908
[chuckles]
1951
01:35:47,909 --> 01:35:50,662
ANNOUNCER:
Michelle Bailey!
1952
01:35:51,580 --> 01:35:52,998
You did good.
1953
01:35:52,998 --> 01:35:54,916
I've never really thought
of myself as amazing,
1954
01:35:54,916 --> 01:35:57,753
but this truly shows me that
that's how you guys think I am.
1955
01:35:57,753 --> 01:36:00,756
And I just wanted to say, Maya,
we're both winners tonight.
1956
01:36:00,756 --> 01:36:01,840
Whoo!
1957
01:36:03,633 --> 01:36:07,596
Okay, everybody, one of our seniors
has a special message
1958
01:36:07,596 --> 01:36:10,056
for a special friend up in here.
1959
01:36:10,056 --> 01:36:12,893
Miss Cheyenne Davis,
come on now.
1960
01:36:12,893 --> 01:36:14,019
Y'all give it up.
1961
01:36:14,019 --> 01:36:15,479
[cheering]
1962
01:36:19,274 --> 01:36:22,277
♪ If there ever comes a time
you ever want to play ♪
1963
01:36:22,277 --> 01:36:23,945
♪ Play with me ♪
1964
01:36:25,030 --> 01:36:27,949
♪ If there ever comes a day
when you need a friend ♪
1965
01:36:27,949 --> 01:36:30,577
♪ Stay with me ♪
1966
01:36:31,745 --> 01:36:33,997
♪ Baby, come take my hand ♪
1967
01:36:33,997 --> 01:36:37,042
♪ Walk around with me, yeah ♪
1968
01:36:38,168 --> 01:36:41,046
♪ More than just a friend ♪
1969
01:36:41,213 --> 01:36:43,882
♪ More than just a friend ♪
1970
01:36:45,008 --> 01:36:46,802
♪ I don't want to say goodbye ♪
1971
01:36:46,802 --> 01:36:49,763
♪ Spread my wings and fly ♪
1972
01:36:49,763 --> 01:36:52,891
♪ More than just a friend ♪
1973
01:36:52,891 --> 01:36:56,686
♪ It's not so easy to fly ♪
1974
01:36:56,686 --> 01:37:00,398
♪ Now that I've found love ♪
1975
01:37:09,825 --> 01:37:11,493
You okay?
1976
01:37:11,910 --> 01:37:13,578
Go ahead and laugh.
1977
01:37:13,578 --> 01:37:14,830
Everyone else is.
1978
01:37:14,830 --> 01:37:17,290
I didn't come here to laugh at you.
1979
01:37:18,458 --> 01:37:20,836
Jackie.
1980
01:37:20,836 --> 01:37:22,754
What happened to your, uh...
1981
01:37:22,754 --> 01:37:26,049
Cage?
Yeah, I don't have to wear it anymore.
1982
01:37:26,049 --> 01:37:29,761
I know it was kind of hard to see
who I was under that thing.
1983
01:37:29,761 --> 01:37:34,933
Anyway, I was wondering
if maybe you'd like to dance?
1984
01:37:36,768 --> 01:37:38,353
To be truly honest,
1985
01:37:38,353 --> 01:37:40,981
I don't even dance that well
on slow songs.
1986
01:37:40,981 --> 01:37:44,025
Oh, well, it's been
like two years for me,
1987
01:37:44,025 --> 01:37:45,485
so, if you'd rather not...
1988
01:37:45,485 --> 01:37:47,863
I mean, if you want to,
we can try, yeah.
1989
01:37:47,863 --> 01:37:50,824
Just, not really in the middle.
1990
01:37:50,824 --> 01:37:51,908
Maybe here?
1991
01:37:51,908 --> 01:37:53,743
Yeah, okay.
1992
01:37:53,743 --> 01:37:56,204
Cool.
1993
01:37:56,454 --> 01:37:57,664
[new song starts]
1994
01:37:59,916 --> 01:38:01,835
♪ Ice cream on your body ♪
1995
01:38:01,835 --> 01:38:04,337
♪ I don't mind licking off ♪
1996
01:38:04,337 --> 01:38:09,676
♪ Oh, darling, hold tight ♪
1997
01:38:09,676 --> 01:38:13,138
♪ Everything is so right ♪
1998
01:38:13,138 --> 01:38:14,890
♪ All you gotta do ♪
1999
01:38:14,890 --> 01:38:16,224
You think we could have that?
2000
01:38:17,267 --> 01:38:20,437
Who knows what we could have
if you keep singing to me?
2001
01:38:31,406 --> 01:38:33,533
So what's gonna happen with us?
2002
01:38:35,243 --> 01:38:37,162
I got into Columbia.
2003
01:38:37,162 --> 01:38:39,831
Full scholarship.
2004
01:38:39,831 --> 01:38:42,250
Wow. New York.
2005
01:38:42,250 --> 01:38:44,502
Maybe, if I get my grades
even higher next year,
2006
01:38:44,502 --> 01:38:47,005
say, 4.0,
2007
01:38:47,005 --> 01:38:49,549
I might be able to get
into a good school, too.
2008
01:38:49,549 --> 01:38:51,927
Hopefully Columbia.
2009
01:38:51,927 --> 01:38:55,513
I mean, if, for example,
2010
01:38:55,513 --> 01:38:58,099
you had the right tutoring
over the summer.
2011
01:38:58,099 --> 01:39:00,143
Oh, yeah.
And the right motivation.
2012
01:39:00,143 --> 01:39:02,145
You know, I'm a visual learner.
2013
01:39:02,145 --> 01:39:05,899
Right. You're a hands-on learner, too.
2014
01:39:05,899 --> 01:39:08,318
Exactly. Hands-on everywhere.
2015
01:39:08,318 --> 01:39:10,654
Just knowing how things fit into place,
2016
01:39:10,654 --> 01:39:13,239
- and, you know.
- Shut up, fool.
2017
01:39:13,239 --> 01:39:14,699
Okay, okay. Seriously.
2018
01:39:14,699 --> 01:39:17,118
If I get a 4.0 this year,
2019
01:39:17,118 --> 01:39:21,456
then you...
[whispers]
2020
01:39:21,456 --> 01:39:24,542
Are you trippin'? You're crazy.
2021
01:39:24,542 --> 01:39:26,878
- That'll definitely keep me motivated.
- It's not gonna happen.
2022
01:39:26,878 --> 01:39:29,089
Please?
2023
01:39:29,089 --> 01:39:30,548
HENDRIX, Narrating:
My dad says that was the year
2024
01:39:30,548 --> 01:39:32,425
I finally got my eagle's feather.
2025
01:39:32,425 --> 01:39:36,638
It's also the year I got to hook up
with Cheyenne in my own car.
2026
01:39:36,638 --> 01:39:39,265
Shauniqua and Que,
they fell in love.
2027
01:39:39,265 --> 01:39:41,893
She traded the hood
for the trailer park.
2028
01:39:41,893 --> 01:39:44,229
But, hey, they're happy.
2029
01:39:44,229 --> 01:39:48,984
Believe it or not, Calvin became
a Log Cabin Republican.
2030
01:39:48,984 --> 01:39:51,903
And Michelle, she eventually
ran for Congress,
2031
01:39:51,903 --> 01:39:54,531
and Obama, well, he helped
her run the campaign.
2032
01:39:54,531 --> 01:39:57,492
I hope for his sake,
he's still hitting that.
2033
01:39:57,492 --> 01:40:01,955
- Who the party?
- We the party!
2034
01:40:01,955 --> 01:40:04,416
♪ Get it, get it started ♪
2035
01:40:04,416 --> 01:40:05,792
♪ It ain't who you know,
it's who you are ♪
2036
01:40:05,792 --> 01:40:07,794
♪ 'Cause you the party ♪
2037
01:40:07,794 --> 01:40:10,380
♪ We the party,
we the people ♪
2038
01:40:10,380 --> 01:40:11,840
HENDRIX, Narrating:
After all the rapping,
2039
01:40:11,840 --> 01:40:13,717
my brother became
a music attorney.
2040
01:40:13,717 --> 01:40:17,178
And believe it or not, he works
with those two douchebag guys.
2041
01:40:17,178 --> 01:40:20,181
You know, Finklestein
and What's-his-face.
2042
01:40:20,181 --> 01:40:22,851
Quicktime and Sharon,
they moved in together,
2043
01:40:22,851 --> 01:40:24,519
'til she kicked him out for cheating,
2044
01:40:24,519 --> 01:40:27,272
and for a while, he was homeless.
2045
01:40:27,272 --> 01:40:29,107
Karma's a bitch, ain't it?
2046
01:40:29,107 --> 01:40:32,152
My mom and dad?
They still have the hots for each other,
2047
01:40:32,152 --> 01:40:34,029
but they don't know I know about it.
2048
01:40:34,029 --> 01:40:36,156
C.C. hooked back up
with his baby mama,
2049
01:40:36,156 --> 01:40:38,783
and has a hit song on the radio.
2050
01:40:38,783 --> 01:40:41,036
His brother and the scary Cyclops dude,
2051
01:40:41,036 --> 01:40:44,205
I think they're doing time for mail fraud.
2052
01:40:44,205 --> 01:40:48,626
Rumor has it Reggie got injured
and opened a unisex hair salon.
2053
01:40:50,420 --> 01:40:54,883
Jackie and Chowder?
They won a trip to Barbados.
2054
01:40:54,883 --> 01:40:59,929
Love, the sun,
and all-you-can-eat buffet.
2055
01:41:01,514 --> 01:41:05,060
♪ I want to know, who the party? ♪
2056
01:41:05,060 --> 01:41:07,771
♪ We the pa-pa-p8-D3-Pam! 3
2057
01:41:07,771 --> 01:41:10,857
♪ Life takes off before
you even go to college ♪
2058
01:41:10,857 --> 01:41:13,818
♪ But you gotta get control of it
before you can't stop it ♪
2059
01:41:13,818 --> 01:41:17,113
♪ Reflections of the king
on the mind of a young man ♪
2060
01:41:17,113 --> 01:41:19,741
♪ Does what he can,
doesn't have a plan ♪
2061
01:41:19,741 --> 01:41:22,118
My dad's ready to see you now.
2062
01:41:22,118 --> 01:41:24,370
♪ But you don't understand
why everything you do ♪
2063
01:41:24,370 --> 01:41:25,955
♪ Gets buried in the sand ♪
2064
01:41:25,955 --> 01:41:28,708
♪ Keep your chin up
I know it seems hard ♪
2065
01:41:28,708 --> 01:41:29,918
I'm gonna start with you.
2066
01:41:29,918 --> 01:41:31,628
♪ You ain't gotta go far ♪
2067
01:41:31,628 --> 01:41:32,754
♪ I'm here to tell you there's a light ♪
2068
01:41:32,754 --> 01:41:34,547
♪ At the end of the tunnel, my friend ♪
2069
01:41:34,547 --> 01:41:36,883
♪ There's a great big world ahead ♪
2070
01:41:36,883 --> 01:41:40,261
♪ And I know that life gonna
bring you trouble, my friend ♪
2071
01:41:40,261 --> 01:41:43,681
♪ But you gotta stand up
and raise your hand ♪
2072
01:41:43,681 --> 01:41:48,520
♪ Yeah, whoa ♪
2073
01:41:48,520 --> 01:41:50,730
- Thank you, man.
- That's what I'm talking about.
2074
01:41:50,730 --> 01:41:52,649
[shouting]
2075
01:41:52,649 --> 01:41:56,319
The dance floor is now open.
2076
01:41:56,319 --> 01:41:59,447
♪ Didn't want you to know,
I couldn't let you see ♪
2077
01:41:59,447 --> 01:42:02,575
♪ I hid it from myself,
I tried to believe ♪
2078
01:42:02,575 --> 01:42:05,912
♪ More than the beginning
more than the end ♪
2079
01:42:05,912 --> 01:42:07,747
♪ More than just a friend ♪
2080
01:42:07,747 --> 01:42:11,459
...buy your success or recognition.
You might have to do--do something.
2081
01:42:15,171 --> 01:42:18,258
♪ Let me say something
before smashing on you ♪
2082
01:42:18,258 --> 01:42:20,426
♪ It's cool you did your head
to match your mom's cooch ♪
2083
01:42:20,426 --> 01:42:23,012
♪ Hail with the crew ♪
2084
01:42:23,012 --> 01:42:26,808
♪ Let's go, yeah ♪
2085
01:42:26,808 --> 01:42:29,352
♪ More than just a friend ♪
2086
01:42:29,352 --> 01:42:33,189
♪ It's not so easy to fly ♪
2087
01:42:33,189 --> 01:42:37,235
♪ Now that I've found love ♪
2088
01:42:37,235 --> 01:42:39,487
♪ Soft kisses on your pretty eyes ♪
2089
01:42:39,487 --> 01:42:42,448
♪ Holding hands, ice cream,
daydreams flow by ♪
2090
01:42:42,448 --> 01:42:45,160
♪ Not alone, I'll walk you home,
sweet nothings on the phone ♪
2091
01:42:45,160 --> 01:42:48,163
♪ Pick a flower, make a wish
while I rap you a poem ♪
2092
01:42:48,163 --> 01:42:54,794
♪ More than just a friend ♪
2093
01:42:54,794 --> 01:42:56,546
And Hendrix would get the worst of it.
2094
01:42:56,546 --> 01:43:00,425
That's the boy we got.
We got us a two-slap son.
2095
01:43:00,425 --> 01:43:06,514
♪ More than just a friend ♪
2096
01:43:06,514 --> 01:43:08,850
♪ Let me see those hands, come on ♪
2097
01:43:08,850 --> 01:43:10,685
♪ She ghetto, she ghetto ♪
2098
01:43:10,685 --> 01:43:12,103
♪ She ghetto,
she ghetto ♪
2099
01:43:12,103 --> 01:43:13,396
♪ She ghetto, she ghetto ♪
2100
01:43:13,396 --> 01:43:14,480
♪ She ghetto,
she ghetto ♪
2101
01:43:14,480 --> 01:43:15,732
♪ Her hairdo, ghetto ♪
2102
01:43:15,732 --> 01:43:17,192
♪ Her attitude, ghetto ♪
2103
01:43:17,192 --> 01:43:19,569
♪ Her shoes, ghetto,
her name, too, ghetto ♪
2104
01:43:19,569 --> 01:43:20,862
♪ She ghetto, she ghetto ♪
2105
01:43:20,862 --> 01:43:22,197
Give it some flash.
Gangster that shit up.
2106
01:43:22,197 --> 01:43:24,157
Or sexy that shit.
2107
01:43:24,157 --> 01:43:25,408
That sells, too.
2108
01:43:25,408 --> 01:43:27,118
♪ Her ring braid, ghetto ♪
2109
01:43:27,285 --> 01:43:29,996
♪ That little wig thing, ghetto ♪
2110
01:43:29,996 --> 01:43:32,040
Hey! Everybody,
wait a minute.
2111
01:43:32,040 --> 01:43:34,167
C.C., the Conscious Criminal.
2112
01:43:34,167 --> 01:43:36,336
♪ Listen up, brother,
you need to understand ♪
2113
01:43:36,336 --> 01:43:39,214
♪ Being truly educated
ain't a part of their plan ♪
2114
01:43:39,214 --> 01:43:41,382
♪ We got tricked again,
slicked again ♪
2115
01:43:41,382 --> 01:43:43,509
♪ Held back
and not picked again ♪
2116
01:43:43,509 --> 01:43:45,970
♪ Short-changed
and gypped again ♪
2117
01:43:45,970 --> 01:43:47,639
♪ Pink-slipped again ♪
2118
01:43:47,639 --> 01:43:50,475
♪ Truth been flipped again,
ripped again ♪
2119
01:43:50,475 --> 01:43:53,561
♪ The truth been
flipped again, ripped again ♪
2120
01:43:53,561 --> 01:43:56,522
♪ The truth been flipped again,
ripped again ♪
2121
01:43:56,522 --> 01:43:59,067
The party ain't the car,
it ain't the house,
2122
01:43:59,067 --> 01:44:01,444
It ain't the shoes.
It's inside.
2123
01:44:01,444 --> 01:44:02,862
We the party.
2124
01:44:02,862 --> 01:44:05,907
DR. SUTTON: Education
is the key to success.
2125
01:44:05,907 --> 01:44:08,409
[drums]
2126
01:44:08,409 --> 01:44:10,745
♪ Life's the test keep us
oppressed, we want ♪
2127
01:44:10,745 --> 01:44:13,665
♪ Life's the test
keep us oppressed, we want ♪
2128
01:44:13,665 --> 01:44:16,000
♪ Life's the test
keep us oppressed ♪
2129
01:44:16,000 --> 01:44:17,460
♪ We want success ♪
2130
01:44:17,460 --> 01:44:19,629
♪ So do your best ♪
2131
01:44:19,629 --> 01:44:22,173
♪ Truth been flipped again,
ripped again ♪
2132
01:44:22,173 --> 01:44:24,759
♪ Truth been flipped again, ripped again ♪
2133
01:44:24,759 --> 01:44:26,928
[rapping, choir singing]
2134
01:44:36,479 --> 01:44:39,649
♪ the truth been flipped again,
ripped again ♪
2135
01:44:39,649 --> 01:44:42,277
♪ The truth been flipped again, ripped again ♪
2136
01:44:42,277 --> 01:44:44,404
[rapping, choir singing]