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Get that thing away.
Has that ugly mutt had its shots?

2
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Go for the shoes, bad shoes.
Last season's markdowns.

3
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Oh, I never.

4
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It's okay, sweetie.

5
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There's a word for a woman like that.

6
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And it's rarely used outside a kennel.

7
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Okay, puppy, five minutes
to shop the first floor. Go.

8
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- Here?
- That's right.

9
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Do you know about that list?

10
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- No.
- It's like that, but you know, I ...

11
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Oh, I need some blush.

12
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Girl, I gotta be ...

13
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Complimentary sampler of our new
cream with any $25 purchase.

14
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How about you?

15
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Would you like to get a facelift in a jar?

16
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This is my face, deal with it.

17
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Hey, Sylvie.

18
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I'm looking at a woman right now
who should be in my magazine.

19
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Caption: "There's a fine line
between an outfit and a getup."

20
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Heh, heh. Where are you right now?
You're not shopping, are you?

21
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Of course, I deserve it.

22
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I was in my office at 6 this morning.

23
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I love Saturdays at the office,
no one there to distract me.

24
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Hey, shouldn't you be
on your way here right now?

25
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What time is it, anyway?

26
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Mary, what are you doing?

27
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Are you having sex?

28
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Would I be on the phone with you?

29
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Don't answer that.

30
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I'm on my way upstairs for a manicure.

31
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What time is your little do today?

32
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Oh, for the third time, 12:30, okay?

33
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And do not be late, Sylvie,
I need you here.

34
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Please, when am I ever late?

35
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- Ha.
- I'll see you 12:30-ish?

36
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No, no, no "ish."

37
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No "ish."

38
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Hi, welcome to Saks.
Would you like to try ...?

39
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- Hello, Ms. Fowler, how have you been?
- Aretha needs water.

40
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Sparkling or still?

41
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Whatever. She drinks out of the toilet.

42
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Tanya's ready for you, Ms. Fowler.

43
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- Are you Tanya?
- Yeah, that's me. Have a seat.

44
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That's your name?
Or are you really Susie from Brooklyn?

45
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If it's a long story, don't tell me,
I'm in a hurry.

46
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I was born Eileen,
if you wanna know the truth.

47
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I went to this numerologist who said ...

48
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to change my life,
I should change my name.

49
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I was working at Mr. Ronnie's
on Astoria Boulevard. Do you know it?

50
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I don't get out to Queens
as much as I'd like.

51
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The day I changed my name,
a limousine pulls up in front of the shop.

52
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You're never gonna believe
who gets out. Madonna.

53
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- I have to be at a luncheon at 1.
- Anyway, I can't believe it.

54
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I look at her nails, thinking,
"What kind of butcher did this?"

55
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So I gave her a manicure
like she's never had in this life.

56
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Switch.

57
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I use my own polish.

58
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I mix my own colors. I have a gift.

59
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The luncheon's in Connecticut.
That's a whole other state.

60
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I put Jungle Red on her.
I'll never forget it.

61
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Next thing, Saks is calling me saying
Madonna's raving about my manicure ...

62
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and do I want a job.

63
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- So you wanna try my Jungle Red?
- Hmm. Not bad.

64
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I put this on one of the girls
behind the perfume counter.

65
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She just moved to town, bang,
she's having an affair with a married man.

66
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Who isn't? If you can't speed this up,
I'm gonna have to come back.

67
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- What's your Wednesday like?
- Oh, I'll check.

68
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The married-man thing is tricky, isn't it?
Especially when the guy's well-known.

69
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He's some big hoo-hah on Wall Street.

70
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I can never remember that guy's name.
Everybody knows him.

71
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Wednesday, Wednesday ... Haines.

72
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That's it, something Haines.

73
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It wouldn't, by any chance,
be Stephen Haines, would it?

74
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Uh, yeah, that's it.

75
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Wednesday, 11 or 2?

76
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You know, Wednesday isn't good.

77
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I think I'd better get this
taken care of now.

78
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Oh, great, okay.

79
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So you're telling me that Stephen Haines
is having an affair with a salesgirl?

80
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What do you think that's all about?

81
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If you ever saw Crystal Allen,
you wouldn't have to ask.

82
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Yes, buzz, buzz, I hear you.

83
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I swear to God,
it scares me to come here.

84
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I'll be a few minutes.

85
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I parked on 78th Street
in front of a vacuum-cleaner store.

86
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Don't let me forget.

87
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- Why would you forget?
- I just heard something, Edie.

88
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It was very disturbing.

89
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I don't know, I almost rear-ended
somebody on the way here.

90
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April, give Mommy her hat.

91
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May, teach June how to braid
her hair like Mommy taught you.

92
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And, hello,
don't we say hi to Aunt Sylvie?

93
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- Hi, kids.
- No way.

94
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I don't want to.

95
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- They love you, they love you.
- She scares me.

96
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Dora, I'm getting ready to leave.

97
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I have a splitting headache.
You have aspirin?

98
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Sylvie, what did you hear?
Where is my purse?

99
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Come here, June.

100
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- Wait, what's that supposed to be?
- Oh, I'm painting now.

101
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Painting?
Wait, what about the pottery thing?

102
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Weren't you taking
some puppet-making class?

103
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Let me tell you something.

104
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Weird crowd of people,
the puppet people.

105
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I'd go insane living here.
I don't know how Alan does it.

106
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Oh, Alan moved out.

107
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Whoa, what?

108
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Oh, it's okay.

109
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He's down in a studio
on the eighth floor.

110
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I thought he could use a little space.

111
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- Dora!
- Let's just go, I can't focus.

112
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- Dora?
- Will you drive?

113
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Sylvie, whatever you heard,
if it's about anybody we know ...

114
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don't tell me, I mean it.

115
00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:06,860
Of course I won't tell you.
It's too personal.

116
00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,737
It's about someone we know, isn't it?

117
00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,906
Mrs. Edie,
we're running low on breast milk.

118
00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:12,741
Oh, I have the pump in my bag.

119
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It plugs into the cigarette lighter
in the car.

120
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Well, forget it, you're not driving.

121
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How are you today, little Miss January?
How are you?

122
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Forget it, let's go.

123
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Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, sit, stay, lay down.

124
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Hey, Maggie, did you remember
to polish the silver for the, uh --?

125
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- Lunch?
- Yes, lunch.

126
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- Yeah, yes, ma'am.
- Oh, boy.

127
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How did it get to be noon?

128
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I have 60 women
on their way here for lunch.

129
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I haven't even showered.

130
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Did you remember
to pick up my dry-cleaning?

131
00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:04,334
Yes, I remembered
to pick up your dry-cleaning.

132
00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:05,961
What is wrong with this picture?

133
00:09:06,128 --> 00:09:07,212
How lovely. Thank you.

134
00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,797
Okay, dog, clean.

135
00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:12,801
Bread, flowers and -- Oh.

136
00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:16,805
Hey, um, do you know where the thing that
I made with the whatsits around the edge?

137
00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:19,057
- Bowl with the freesias.
- Yeah, where is that?

138
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Right in front of you.

139
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Oh, yeah, I think the tortellini
will fit in that.

140
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- What do you think, Uta?
- Oh, look at this.

141
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The face of the Virgin Mary appeared
on a rag at a car wash in Los Angeles.

142
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It's hard to believe that you were born
in a country that hands out the Nobel Prize.

143
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That's Sweden.
How many times do I have to tell you?

144
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I'm Danish.

145
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Like the pastry.

146
00:09:41,038 --> 00:09:43,999
- Mom, what's going on?
- Hey, honey.

147
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You're supposed to help me
with my book report.

148
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Oh, my God, I just completely forgot.

149
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- I'm so sorry.
- It's due Monday.

150
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Yes, but today is the luncheon for the park.
I'm co-chair.

151
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Which is more important?
Some piece of grass or my education?

152
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Molly, I don't know why you save
these things till the last minute, honestly.

153
00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:03,268
- Uta can help you with your book report.
- That's her job.

154
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,978
Nicole Kidman has cellulite.

155
00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:06,271
Where? Let me see.

156
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,148
- Oh.
- I think they drew that in.

157
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,692
Let's do it --
We'll finish it after the lunch.

158
00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:13,153
- No, we can't, I have to finish the --
- Sketches.

159
00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:14,696
-- sketches which are late.

160
00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,823
- Then I've to pick up --
- Airline tickets.

161
00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:19,618
Why do you always save these things
for the last minute?

162
00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:22,829
Molly Jane Haines,
is that any way to talk to your mother?

163
00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:25,498
Chocolate macadamia cookies.

164
00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,501
No, that's like five points.

165
00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:31,504
- Since when are you counting calories?
- Since I'm fat.

166
00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:32,714
Since you're fat?

167
00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:35,634
Oh, honey, you're not fat, you're perfect.

168
00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,637
I'll just do the book report myself.

169
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:41,389
- Now, go take a shower.
- Oh, yeah.

170
00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:43,058
She thinks she's fat.

171
00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:44,934
Oh, your father called.

172
00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:48,855
He wants you to have lunch with him
when you come back from your vacation.

173
00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:52,734
My father wants to have lunch with me?
Don't remember the last time he wanted to.

174
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:55,904
He said it was important.

175
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,198
Oh, Maggie, I think I know
what this is about.

176
00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:01,076
I think he's getting ready
to hand me the business.

177
00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:04,162
- Know how long I've been waiting?
- Years, you've been waiting.

178
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,497
- Just years.
- Years.

179
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,041
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

180
00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:13,588
Oh. Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, off, off, off.

181
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:16,800
Molly, how many times have I told you,
no dogs on the bed?

182
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:19,761
Lucy, off. Go on.

183
00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:21,888
- Hey, Mom?
- Yeah.

184
00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:24,766
How come you design clothes
you wouldn't be caught dead in?

185
00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,810
That's what your grandfather
manufactures.

186
00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:30,397
Those are his customers,
but they're not gonna be mine.

187
00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:32,774
What's this?

188
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:36,069
That is a travel coffee filter.

189
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:43,493
Here they come.
The population of Salem has just dropped.

190
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:46,913
All right, all right,
keep your Wonderbras on.

191
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:49,624
It's just a mess now.
Who knows if it's gonna come out?

192
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:53,294
- It's a brand-new Lexus.
- It's gonna come out, it's from nature.

193
00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:54,796
Just calm down.

194
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,215
She splattered breast milk
all over the dashboard.

195
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,676
- Do you have a rag?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, here.

196
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:03,513
Maggie, Maggie, can you please put this
in the refrigerator for me?

197
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:06,766
I'll put it right next to the 2-percent.

198
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:09,185
Okay, thank you.

199
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,814
Oh, my God.

200
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,816
I can't believe you're here.

201
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:18,319
You know what? I don't know
that I've ever seen you in the daylight.

202
00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:20,530
You haven't.

203
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:27,287
Hello, I'm Edie Cohen.

204
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,788
Natasha.

205
00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:31,833
- Natasha ...?
- Just Natasha.

206
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,460
Oh.

207
00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:37,005
Well, very nice to meet you,
just Natasha.

208
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:39,174
Natasha's a supermodel.

209
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,719
I hate that word. Do not call me that.

210
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,262
It objectifies me.

211
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,264
I'm a person, not an accessory.

212
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,099
Okay, fine. You're not a purse.

213
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:51,519
I'm gonna go and get something to drink.
Don't talk about me.

214
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:56,191
She just finished anger management.

215
00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:58,485
Well, what does she have
to be angry about?

216
00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:00,528
- She's hungry.
- Oh.

217
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:05,492
When are you just gonna settle down
with someone who's right for you?

218
00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:07,368
Like a man? Please.

219
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,871
You know that I accept you
as my gay friend.

220
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,247
Thank you.

221
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:15,376
But all of a sudden, half the world is gay.
Explain that.

222
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:18,004
You just don't understand
how much better it is ...

223
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,048
being in a relationship with a woman.

224
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:22,175
If we're lost, we both ask for directions.

225
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,427
When we watch TV,
we watch one show at a time.

226
00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:27,972
Nobody drinks out of the milk carton
or asks you to pull their finger ...

227
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:31,476
or obsesses over their decreasing ability
to piss 30 feet.

228
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,229
- And when we have sex --
- Oh, no, my ...

229
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:36,856
-- neither one of us wants it
with the lights on.

230
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:38,191
Are you jealous yet?

231
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:42,195
Hey, you owe me a hundred bucks
to have my car detailed, okay?

232
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,405
And tell me, Dorothy Parker ...

233
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:47,784
how much longer am I gonna have to wait
for your second book, huh?

234
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,036
I'd like to print an excerpt
before I'm dead.

235
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:54,582
You see, you don't just dash off a book
full of sharply observed, hilarious ...

236
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:58,253
yet deeply intelligent essays,
to quote The New York Times.

237
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:01,005
Yeah, that was six years ago.
Let's get on with it, huh?

238
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:04,133
She's a little distracted.
Did you see her date?

239
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:09,222
Hm.

240
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,682
So is Mary in here?

241
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:14,477
It's just so generous of you to open
your gorgeous home for Central Park.

242
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:17,522
Your mother was chair
of the women's committee for many years.

243
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,775
Yes, and it's very important to her
that I carry on the tradition.

244
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,944
- And me, of course.
- Well, of course.

245
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,405
I don't know
how you manage things in your life ...

246
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,532
and still make time
for your charitable work.

247
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,743
- Oh, well, pharmaceuticals.
- Oh, heh, heh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

248
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,038
There's a champagne buffet
out on the lawn.

249
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,583
Barbara, please help yourself.

250
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:41,170
- Oh, amazing, you're here on time.
- Hey, what do you mean?

251
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:43,464
I'm always on time.
You're the one who's late.

252
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:44,966
Will you put that thing away?

253
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,886
So impressive turnout. Congrats.

254
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:51,890
- Well, thanks for opening up your Rolodex.
- Hey, what are best friends for?

255
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,476
- What's wrong? Nothing.
- What's wrong? Nothing.

256
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,729
- Why are you asking?
- You looked at me funny.

257
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,148
- What's going on?
- Nothing.

258
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,191
Yeah, something. Your eyes just shifted.

259
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,986
- You're not telling me something.
- I tell you everything.

260
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,822
And what's with you,
and your tense shoulders up to your ears?

261
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,366
Oh. Okay, I wasn't gonna say anything ...

262
00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:13,286
but I think my father's getting ready
to hand me the, uh ...

263
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:14,621
- Business?
- Yes.

264
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:18,333
- Wow. Is that a good thing?
- Of course, yes, it's a great thing.

265
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,835
It's a fantastic thing,
it's just a lot to take on.

266
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,504
I have to talk to Stephen.
He's not gonna be thrilled.

267
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:26,591
Stephen, right.
So where is he on a Saturday afternoon?

268
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,469
The office, where he has been
almost every day and night ...

269
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:32,180
for the last month,
working on some hedge fund.

270
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:33,806
Hmm.

271
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:37,268
- Really? Ahem.
- Yeah, but in 24 hours ...

272
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:40,563
we are gonna be sipping cappuccino
at the Piazza San Marco.

273
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:46,945
- Are you sure you're all right?
- I'm fine. I'm just kind of hungry.

274
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,030
I'll get something to eat.

275
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,949
- Oh. Oh.
- Oh.

276
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,408
- No, that's okay.
- Lucy.

277
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:07,298
- Take this.
- Oh, no.

278
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,550
You have to.
You can come work for me.

279
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:10,802
- Oh, my.
- Take the card.

280
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,347
- No, I won't do it.
- Please take the card, sweetheart. Take it.

281
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,310
No carbohydrates at all, which is fine ...

282
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,229
because the human body
does not need them.

283
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,649
- Hey, cute dress.
- Thanks.

284
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,401
Cool shades.

285
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,403
- There you go.
- Thanks.

286
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,363
Cheers.

287
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:37,495
Edie, that's a lot of food.
Where are you putting it?

288
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,790
Well, I might as well tell you.

289
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,418
You'll find out soon enough.

290
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,672
I'm eating for two.

291
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,091
- Aw. For crying out loud, Edie, jeez.
- Oh, my God.

292
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,552
- Don't you ever say no?
- How many kids do you need?

293
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,596
- What's happening?
- Edie's knocked up again.

294
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:57,432
Oof. Ugh.

295
00:16:57,599 --> 00:16:59,183
- Are you sure?
- Of course I'm sure.

296
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:02,603
- I wanna keep going until I get a boy.
- Don't we have enough of those?

297
00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,605
You know what?
You two don't understand.

298
00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:07,066
There's absolutely nothing
more thrilling ...

299
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:10,695
than knowing that you're actually
growing a human being inside of you.

300
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,946
Right, Mary?

301
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:14,991
Well, you know,
I was going through some junk ...

302
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:18,911
in the attic the other day,
and I saw this box labelled "jars."

303
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,788
Yes, I am a jar saver.

304
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:24,959
And I open up the box, anyway,
and I look in there, and it's not jars.

305
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,962
It's just a whole pile
of Molly's baby clothes.

306
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:32,383
I just picked up one of those little rompers,
I could just feel the tug on my uterus, so ...

307
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:35,470
What are you saying?
You're thinking about having another baby?

308
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:39,891
I don't know, you know. I'd never thought
about having more than one, but lately ...

309
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:43,144
Maybe since I know the gate's closing,
I don't know.

310
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:45,730
- What?
- Nothing.

311
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:46,939
Something.

312
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:48,733
I've gotta pee.

313
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,526
For the 10th time today.

314
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:52,487
I'll be right back.

315
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,827
- Edie.
- What, uh, are you doing?

316
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:02,121
I wasn't gonna say anything,
but now I have to.

317
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,331
Mary is like my sister.

318
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,333
I told you, Sylvie, I don't wanna know.

319
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:06,542
Oh, it's about Mary?

320
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:09,504
- This is in the vault, right?
- Vault.

321
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:13,174
- Stephen is having an affair.
- Oh, my God. How do you know?

322
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,259
The new manicurist at Saks told me.

323
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:18,971
He's fooling around with some woman
who works behind the perfume counter.

324
00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:21,349
- The spritzer girl?
- Yeah, can you believe that?

325
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,435
What do you think she sells?
CHANEL No. Shit?

326
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,687
So, what are you saying?
You wanna tell Mary?

327
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:29,524
Of course not, but she's talking
about having another baby.

328
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:32,318
Oh, this is very dangerous, Sylvie.

329
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:35,530
What if the story isn't true?
How much can you trust a manicurist?

330
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:38,241
Oh, they know everything.
Manicurists and florists.

331
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:41,369
It's frightening how much information
those people are carrying.

332
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:44,705
I don't think we should say anything.
It could come back to haunt us.

333
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,166
- The affair could be over for all we know.
- True.

334
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:49,961
Besides, I don't know anyone
who's gotten into trouble ...

335
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,380
for keeping their mouth shut.

336
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,465
I mean, I know things about my friends.

337
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,968
And I mean, things.

338
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,928
Me too.

339
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,723
- Cheap hand towels.
- Let's go.

340
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:04,308
Right.

341
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,562
Oh. I forgot to pee.

342
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:13,359
- Hey!
- Oh, no.

343
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:16,571
- Thank you so much.
- Oh, everything was wonderful, Mary.

344
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:19,073
I must have the name of your caterer,
so yummy.

345
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:22,743
Oh. No, I made everything myself. I think
people appreciate the personal touch.

346
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:23,953
You cooked?

347
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:26,330
Oh, Mary, how could you?
What were you thinking?

348
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:27,957
Now we'll all have to do that.

349
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,667
And not all of us are you.

350
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:32,753
Anyway, congratulations
on a successful event.

351
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:35,423
Phone for you. It's him.

352
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:39,802
- Bye.
- Bye.

353
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:42,013
Hey, honey, they're almost gone.

354
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,764
It's safe to come home.

355
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,225
Since we're leaving
in the morning tomorrow ...

356
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,644
let's just eat out, and ...

357
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,234
Stephen?

358
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:57,236
Ste --

359
00:19:57,404 --> 00:20:00,281
Stephen,
it took forever to plan this trip ...

360
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,367
and we both really need a vacation.

361
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,287
Yeah, no, there has to be some way.

362
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:15,630
All right.

363
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,758
Okay, I'll call the travel agent.

364
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:22,220
I guess, uh, Venice will still be there.

365
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,430
When are you coming home?

366
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:27,475
Oh, okay, then I won't wait up.

367
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,144
All right, bye.

368
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:38,527
That goddamn office
is sucking the life out of him.

369
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:40,780
- Well, something definitely is.
- Sylvie.

370
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,658
- Come on.
- We didn't mean to be listening in.

371
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:45,993
No, no, it's okay.
Thank you so much for coming.

372
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:47,245
It meant a lot to me.

373
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:50,456
Are you gonna be okay?
I would stay, but we carpooled.

374
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:53,125
I'm so sorry,
I've got the little ones at home.

375
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:56,337
No, no, I'm fine. I'm gonna be fine.

376
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:00,424
Okay.

377
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,513
Goddamn it.

378
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,225
Ned, you gotta back me on this.

379
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,936
It's time to stop talking down
to our readers.

380
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,355
That's the way CACHET
is gonna distinguish itself.

381
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,774
You talk about branding the magazine.

382
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:21,112
How about we become
the thinking woman's fashion book?

383
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,406
Bring on the provocative writers.

384
00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:26,033
We stop putting little Hollywood twits
on the cover.

385
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:31,038
Yes, I know the twits sell,
but, Ned, you hired me for a reason.

386
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:32,581
Let me do my job.

387
00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:35,668
This time next year,
you'll look like a genius.

388
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:39,422
- Mary's on three.
- Uh, Ned, I got Ralph Lauren on the line.

389
00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:41,340
I gotta go.

390
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:45,219
So how was lunch with Dad?

391
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:48,556
How does it feel to be head
of your own design house?

392
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,766
- He fired me.
- What?

393
00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:52,101
Yeah, my own father.

394
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:56,522
He said I was spreading myself too thin
and that it showed in my work.

395
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:59,066
Excuse me, but designing
the perfect little frock ...

396
00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:02,111
for a woman to wear home
from hip-replacement surgery ...

397
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:03,863
is not exactly my work.

398
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,823
Oh, honey.

399
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,576
Come to my office,
the Grey Goose rep was just here.

400
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,871
We'll open a bottle and bitch about the men
who don't believe in us.

401
00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,539
What? Is Ned riding you again?

402
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,666
Oh, I mean, that's just absolutely absurd.

403
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,626
That must feel terrible.

404
00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:21,714
- Why doesn't he just trust your vision?
- Well, it's a crisis of confidence.

405
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:22,923
I can feel it.

406
00:22:23,091 --> 00:22:26,719
I need to pull a couple of great writers
onto this magazine, and fast.

407
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:29,013
Well, you can do that.
Stop at nothing.

408
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,265
I love you, you know that?

409
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:34,602
Whoa. Well, you wouldn't if you saw me.
My hair looks terrible.

410
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:37,605
Could you get me into Saks for a haircut?
Is that okay?

411
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,899
Don't go to Saks. They'll butcher you.

412
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,443
Hey! Hey!

413
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:46,322
Wait, what are you talking about?
That woman just did the rudest thing.

414
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:47,865
Your hair always looks great.

415
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,659
- Anyway, love you, mean it, bye.
- Mary.

416
00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:52,411
Mary?

417
00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:55,122
Women.

418
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:07,176
Hello, I'm Mary Haines, and my friend
Sylvie Fowler called ahead for me.

419
00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:09,970
Yes, she did.
We can squeeze you in, but not for an hour.

420
00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:12,056
- I'm really sorry.
- Oh.

421
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:13,516
Oh.

422
00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,726
Well, can I get a manicure while I wait?

423
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,103
- Let me check.
- Okay.

424
00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:18,854
Let's see.

425
00:23:19,022 --> 00:23:21,857
- Okay, Tanya's had a cancellation.
- Great.

426
00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:24,485
- First table, straight back.
- Okay, thank you.

427
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:25,736
Oh.

428
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:28,030
Okay. Tanya?

429
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:37,581
Tanya?

430
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:41,502
- Hi, they told me to come right back here.
- Oh, sure, have a seat.

431
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,672
Well, let's have a look.

432
00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:46,799
Oh, my, what have we done
to ourselves?

433
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,342
Oh, I retiled my bathroom.

434
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:49,593
- Seriously?
- Yeah.

435
00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,262
Oh, God.

436
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,764
Oh, I was thinking
about something neutral.

437
00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:55,808
Wanna maybe take a walk
on the wild side?

438
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:59,395
- How about this? Jungle Red.
- That's a little too much for me.

439
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,105
How about this? This is nice.

440
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:04,733
French Fawn, whatever. Okay.

441
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:08,654
What's that perfume you're wearing?

442
00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:12,324
- Something my husband gave me.
- Oh, where have I smelled that before?

443
00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:14,827
I know. That's the same stuff
that my friend wears.

444
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,996
She works the perfume counter
downstairs.

445
00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:18,205
Expensive stuff.

446
00:24:18,373 --> 00:24:20,291
But she's got expensive taste, that one.

447
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,084
- Her name's Crystal Allen.
- Who?

448
00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:25,337
My friend at the perfume counter.
That girl needs a man with money.

449
00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:27,965
She's got one now too. Married, though.

450
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:30,217
Narciso Rodriguez is just amazing.

451
00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:33,512
The guy she hooked,
his picture's always in the business pages.

452
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,640
For Crystal, that's like the classifieds
for a husband.

453
00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:39,894
I can never remember that guy's name.
Everyone knows him.

454
00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:42,480
- That's a beautiful ring, by the way.
- Oh, thank you.

455
00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:44,899
- On the wrong hand, though.
- It's the right hand.

456
00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:47,526
My girlfriends gave it to me.
We gave each other one.

457
00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:50,446
Haines, that's his name. Stephen Haines.

458
00:24:50,614 --> 00:24:53,407
I was there when she met him.
Oh, boy, what a performance.

459
00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:55,493
This Haines guy walks up
to the counter ...

460
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:59,246
serious type, expensive suit,
good-looking, little thinning on top ...

461
00:24:59,414 --> 00:25:02,082
and he says he wants to buy
some perfume for his wife.

462
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,126
"What type of woman is she?"
Crystal says.

463
00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:07,505
He says, "The kind that smells like soap."
Which I thought was sweet.

464
00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:09,381
But for Crystal, it was a challenge.

465
00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:12,092
So then she says,
"Would you prefer something sexier?"

466
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:14,345
And she runs her eyes up and down him ...

467
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,722
the way a big cat looks
at a slow wildebeest.

468
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:19,642
I felt kind of bad for the guy.
He didn't stand a chance.

469
00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:22,686
So then she picks up
the tester bottle of Jezebel --

470
00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:24,313
That's the stuff you're wearing.

471
00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:27,358
-- she sprays it on her wrist and her arm
for him to smell ...

472
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:28,943
he starts sniffing around.

473
00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:31,111
I guess he liked it more than he planned.

474
00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:34,073
To tell you the truth,
I think this was a game for Crystal ...

475
00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:37,952
until he took out his credit card,
and then she recognized his name.

476
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:39,203
And then what happened?

477
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:42,373
She really pursued him.
Then they just started seeing each other.

478
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:45,209
He takes her for nice dinners,
buys her clothes ...

479
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:46,835
sends her flowers in a vase.

480
00:25:47,003 --> 00:25:49,880
- You know, the kind you keep.
- I don't think that ...

481
00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:54,552
I don't think that, um ...

482
00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:56,845
I'm ...

483
00:25:57,013 --> 00:26:00,558
I just remembered
that I have to go somewhere.

484
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:03,060
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Was I talking too much again?

485
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:06,939
You know, I just try to entertain my clients
when they're sitting here, Mrs ...?

486
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:08,983
Haines.

487
00:26:10,485 --> 00:26:11,860
Oh, God.

488
00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:15,614
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I'm so, so sorry, I had no idea.

489
00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:18,325
Oh, me and my big mouth.
Is there anything I could do --?

490
00:26:18,493 --> 00:26:20,703
No, just stop telling that story. I mean it.

491
00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:25,332
I'll never mention it again.
I promise, I promise, Mrs. Haines.

492
00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:28,460
Donna.

493
00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:31,005
Good dirt. Oh, my God.

494
00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:34,133
Hello, it's Mary for Sylvie again.

495
00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:36,510
Is she still in that meeting?

496
00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:40,723
Yes, if you could please have her call me
as soon as she gets out. Thank you.

497
00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:44,226
Am I late?

498
00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:45,853
I'm sorry, Mom.

499
00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:49,773
I heard what happened.
Your father is a real shit.

500
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:51,442
I ordered you a gimlet.

501
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,569
I know,
you don't drink in the afternoon ...

502
00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:57,197
but you will eventually,
so why not start now?

503
00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:00,200
You wanna see a bad facelift?

504
00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:02,411
Helen Danvers, 2 o'clock.

505
00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:06,707
She looks like she's re-entering
the Earth's atmosphere.

506
00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:10,127
Honey, what can I do?
Do you want me to punish Daddy?

507
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:14,548
- Mom, Stephen's having an affair.
- What?

508
00:27:14,716 --> 00:27:16,884
I can't believe those words
came out of my mouth.

509
00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:20,387
- That just makes me sick to my stomach.
- Who is she, one of your friends?

510
00:27:20,555 --> 00:27:23,349
No, she sells perfume at Saks.

511
00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:25,476
She's a spritzer girl?

512
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,561
I mean, how could I not have known?

513
00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:31,065
Three months ago,
he bought cowboy boots.

514
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:37,237
I just can't believe this is happening to me.
I thought we were happy.

515
00:27:37,697 --> 00:27:39,573
- What are you gonna do?
- What do you mean?

516
00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:42,910
- I'm gonna tell him to move out.
- Well, that's not very smart.

517
00:27:43,536 --> 00:27:44,745
Someone once said ...

518
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:47,247
that when you don't know
what to do, do nothing.

519
00:27:47,415 --> 00:27:52,086
Mom, my husband of 13 years
is having an affair.

520
00:27:52,253 --> 00:27:54,505
I mean, do they talk about me
when they're in bed?

521
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:55,964
Do they laugh at me?

522
00:27:56,132 --> 00:27:58,634
Please don't tell me to pretend
that nothing happened.

523
00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:01,387
You have no idea how this feels.

524
00:28:04,557 --> 00:28:06,892
Well, let me try.

525
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:12,356
It feels like someone
kicked you in the stomach.

526
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,859
It feels like your heart stopped beating.

527
00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:17,569
It feels like that dream.

528
00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:21,448
You know, the one where you're falling
and you want so desperately to wake up ...

529
00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:24,993
before you hit the ground,
but it's all out of your control.

530
00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:27,663
You can't trust anything anymore.

531
00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:30,457
No one is who they say they are.

532
00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:32,251
Your life is changed forever.

533
00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:37,131
And the only thing to come out
of the whole ugly experience ...

534
00:28:37,298 --> 00:28:42,302
is no one will ever be able
to break your heart like that again.

535
00:28:45,014 --> 00:28:47,141
I can't believe you never told me that.

536
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:50,102
I wanted you to love your father.

537
00:28:50,770 --> 00:28:53,480
Jeez, I mean, who was she?

538
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:57,818
Some little skank who sold fabric.

539
00:28:58,653 --> 00:28:59,695
I met her once.

540
00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:04,074
She wore too much makeup
and her bra straps were always showing.

541
00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:07,327
- What did you do when you found out?
- Nothing.

542
00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:08,746
Nothing?

543
00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:10,831
I had a smart mother too.

544
00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:14,585
Mary, that girl does not mean
anything more to Stephen ...

545
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:18,464
than the fabric whore
meant to your father.

546
00:29:18,631 --> 00:29:21,467
If he loved her, believe me,
you would have felt it.

547
00:29:21,634 --> 00:29:24,928
I can't fake it, Mom.
I can't be anywhere near him right now.

548
00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:27,473
Then this is what I think we should do.

549
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:31,101
It's spring break.
We'll go away for a couple of weeks.

550
00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:33,979
There is nothing like a heavy dose
of a man's mistress ...

551
00:29:34,147 --> 00:29:36,023
to make him miss his wife.

552
00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:39,818
What do you think this is,
some kind of 1930s movie?

553
00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:41,320
That's ridiculous.

554
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,530
Can I remind you of something?

555
00:29:43,698 --> 00:29:46,366
You have a daughter, just like I did.

556
00:29:46,534 --> 00:29:48,452
This is not just about you.

557
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,204
Call Stephen.

558
00:29:50,371 --> 00:29:53,665
Tell him I invited you and Molly
up to the cottage in Maine.

559
00:29:54,417 --> 00:29:55,584
We'll leave tomorrow.

560
00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:59,797
And I wouldn't discuss this
with any of your friends.

561
00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:03,217
They'll all want to help,
and before you know it ...

562
00:30:03,384 --> 00:30:06,678
you'll be taking care of them
instead of yourself.

563
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:10,641
Oh, my God.

564
00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,726
I'm so sorry for you, baby.

565
00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:17,314
But it's nice to know
you still need your mama.

566
00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:25,155
Was that a sunrise we just saw?

567
00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:27,324
Because I'm on the wrong side
of that thing.

568
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:28,575
Alex, stop complaining.

569
00:30:28,743 --> 00:30:32,329
I just thought Mary could use a few pals
to take her to the airport.

570
00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:34,790
You know why I don't
cultivate friendships?

571
00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:37,501
So I don't have to take anyone
to the airport.

572
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:40,254
At the next intersection, make a left turn.

573
00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:43,257
- Who the hell was that?
- The navigation lady.

574
00:30:43,424 --> 00:30:47,177
She's always calm. She never talks back.
My husband's in love with her.

575
00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:55,936
All right, I'm sensing something here.

576
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:57,396
Something's not being said.

577
00:30:57,564 --> 00:31:00,524
- What's going on that I don't know about?
- Nothing's going on.

578
00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:02,025
What would make you say that?

579
00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:04,528
Alex, what is your take
on Mary and Stephen's marriage?

580
00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:08,532
Um ...

581
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,826
It looks perfect on the outside ...

582
00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:13,328
but there's definitely something
going on there.

583
00:31:13,496 --> 00:31:15,789
You know Mary doesn't like
looking at the cracks.

584
00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:18,083
She's too busy filling them.

585
00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:20,460
Our girl is all blue sky.

586
00:31:20,628 --> 00:31:22,838
But sooner or later ...

587
00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:25,549
Why?

588
00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:28,468
Mary doing somebody? Heh, heh.

589
00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:30,846
- What makes you think it's Mary?
- Edie.

590
00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:35,017
- Is Stephen having an affair on Mary?
- Oh, for God's sake, Edie.

591
00:31:35,184 --> 00:31:37,561
- What a mouth.
- I didn't say anything!

592
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:38,896
Is it somebody we know?

593
00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:41,273
- Vault?
- Vault.

594
00:31:41,816 --> 00:31:44,484
- Spritzer girl, Saks.
- No.

595
00:31:45,486 --> 00:31:48,488
- Oh, my God, how's she taking it?
- Oh, she doesn't know.

596
00:31:48,865 --> 00:31:50,866
What do you mean, she doesn't know?

597
00:31:51,034 --> 00:31:52,367
What is wrong with you two?

598
00:31:52,535 --> 00:31:55,329
We're in the vault, she's not?
Drag her ass into the vault.

599
00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:58,999
Look, I have been struggling
with this for days, okay?

600
00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:01,627
Mary and I have been best friends
since college.

601
00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:04,796
- I think she should be told.
- Uh, yeah.

602
00:32:04,964 --> 00:32:06,506
Or we just don't say anything.

603
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:10,177
Sylvie, Mary has to know, okay?

604
00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:12,763
Now, that's the right thing to do.

605
00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:14,848
You want me to tell her?

606
00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:16,391
Because I'll tell her.

607
00:32:16,559 --> 00:32:18,769
I don't have a problem with it.

608
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:27,945
- Hi.
- Hi, I could've taken a cab.

609
00:32:28,112 --> 00:32:30,906
No, no, I know you sent, you know,
Molly to be with your mom.

610
00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:33,533
And why should you
go to the airport alone?

611
00:32:33,701 --> 00:32:36,119
All right, so you have all
the numbers at the house.

612
00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:37,329
All the information.

613
00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:40,666
- Oh, will you call the vet please, Dr ...?
- I will, Dr. Jones.

614
00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:43,168
Oh, and the guy from the place
is coming to fix the ...

615
00:32:43,336 --> 00:32:45,295
- The sink, at 2.
- Next week, Tuesday at 2.

616
00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:48,256
- Okay.
- That too.

617
00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:51,218
- Oh, hi.
- Hey.

618
00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:53,679
- What are you guys doing here?
- Just get in, okay?

619
00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:57,057
- Come on, get in.
- No, let's get out.

620
00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:05,190
Mary, there's a reason
why we are all here with you today.

621
00:33:06,442 --> 00:33:09,403
Sylvie has something
she wants to talk to you about.

622
00:33:10,571 --> 00:33:14,449
This is really hard, Mary, okay? I --

623
00:33:14,617 --> 00:33:16,660
Oh, is this about the perfume bitch?

624
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:22,082
You knew and you didn't tell me?

625
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:24,668
Right now, honest to God,
Mary, I'm so hurt.

626
00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,253
- You?
- Yeah.

627
00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:28,880
This isn't happening to you,
this is happening to me.

628
00:33:29,048 --> 00:33:31,049
I was trying to figure out how to tell you.

629
00:33:31,217 --> 00:33:33,760
- I'm not saying I didn't --
- How can you not tell me?

630
00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:35,762
All right, all right, all right!

631
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,057
It's out in the open, okay?

632
00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:42,436
Fine, what I wanna know is,
what did he say when you confronted him?

633
00:33:43,938 --> 00:33:46,023
I didn't confront him.
He doesn't know I know.

634
00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:48,483
- What do you mean?
- Mary, that is ridiculous.

635
00:33:48,651 --> 00:33:49,693
I'm not proud of it.

636
00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:50,902
What are you saying?

637
00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:52,696
He's supposed to
know that you know.

638
00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:58,368
Okay, okay! All right, I appreciate
all of you trying to help, I really do.

639
00:33:58,536 --> 00:34:02,122
But please, don't dissect and analyze
every square inch of this right now.

640
00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:03,290
I can't take it.

641
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:06,293
Just be there for me silently.

642
00:34:08,004 --> 00:34:10,088
Okay, let's go.

643
00:34:11,090 --> 00:34:14,134
I should not be operating
heavy machinery right now.

644
00:34:22,769 --> 00:34:24,478
- Hey, Mom?
- Mm-hm.

645
00:34:24,979 --> 00:34:27,939
- You know what'd be really cool?
- What?

646
00:34:28,107 --> 00:34:30,400
If you and I
got mother-and-daughter tattoos.

647
00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:33,445
Nice try.

648
00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:36,114
Come on,
it would change your whole image.

649
00:34:36,282 --> 00:34:38,075
What's wrong with my image?

650
00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:40,327
Never mind.

651
00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:43,538
So I can still get
the tattoo, though, right?

652
00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:46,958
Yeah, right after I get my nose pierced.

653
00:34:47,126 --> 00:34:49,169
How come you never just hear me?

654
00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:50,879
I hear you, honey, I hear you.

655
00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:54,132
You want a tattoo,
and you're not getting one.

656
00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:57,886
I'm gonna go watch television.

657
00:34:58,054 --> 00:35:00,180
Oh, Mol. Molly, come on,
stay out here with us.

658
00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:01,389
It's a gorgeous day.

659
00:35:01,557 --> 00:35:04,684
Is there anything I'm allowed to do?

660
00:35:07,146 --> 00:35:10,273
You know, Mom, I think
it's gonna be warm enough this afternoon ...

661
00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:12,192
to go for a swim.

662
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,611
I'll have to put on a bathing suit.

663
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:19,825
Men, they can just parade around
without a care in the world.

664
00:35:19,992 --> 00:35:22,744
At what age do women
start covering themselves with tarps ...

665
00:35:22,912 --> 00:35:25,038
just for a stroll on the beach?

666
00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,710
- Oh, it's Stephen.
- Don't answer it.

667
00:35:30,878 --> 00:35:34,881
Let him think you're doing something
incredibly interesting without him.

668
00:35:35,049 --> 00:35:37,717
God, I hate the game-playing.

669
00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:41,012
- It does feel good to get some control.
- Of course it does.

670
00:35:41,597 --> 00:35:44,015
He's called three times a day
since we've been here.

671
00:35:44,183 --> 00:35:46,726
He's practically begging you
to come home.

672
00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:48,937
You can see where his heart is.

673
00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:52,482
This would be so much easier
if I didn't love him.

674
00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:56,153
There should be a pill that you can take
to make love go away.

675
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,405
Why would you wanna
make love go away?

676
00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:01,324
It's hard enough to find it
in the first place.

677
00:36:03,369 --> 00:36:04,578
It's Stephen.

678
00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:07,414
All right, you can answer it now.

679
00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:11,418
Hello? Oh, Stephen.

680
00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:15,755
I'm dying to see what she looks like.

681
00:36:15,923 --> 00:36:18,800
Okay, listen, Sylvie,
I'm just gonna put it on the record.

682
00:36:18,968 --> 00:36:22,012
This is a bad idea.
We don't have a plan, you don't know --

683
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:24,890
- Oh, my God, would you look at that bag?
- So pretty.

684
00:36:25,057 --> 00:36:27,517
Sylvie, I need an advance.

685
00:36:27,685 --> 00:36:29,227
I am not going to enable you.

686
00:36:29,395 --> 00:36:31,271
Finish your damn book.

687
00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:32,856
Can I have this bag, Mommy?

688
00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:35,442
Mommy, I'm tired of shopping.

689
00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:37,944
Can we go? I wanna go.

690
00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:39,279
We can't go.

691
00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:42,490
Aunt Sylvie is stalking somebody.

692
00:36:42,658 --> 00:36:44,451
When she's finished, we can leave.

693
00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:48,622
I hate this store!

694
00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:50,207
April?

695
00:36:52,251 --> 00:36:53,793
I want you to listen to me.

696
00:36:53,961 --> 00:36:55,795
I'm gonna say something
very important ...

697
00:36:55,963 --> 00:36:59,299
and I want you to remember it
for the rest of your life.

698
00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:01,968
Nobody hates Saks.

699
00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:05,472
Now, let's do what we came here for.

700
00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:10,852
Mommy, can we get something to eat?

701
00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:12,354
Fragrances, this is Pat.

702
00:37:12,521 --> 00:37:14,147
- She's with a customer.
- I'm hungry.

703
00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:16,524
- Can we eat somewhere soon, Mommy?
- Oh.

704
00:37:16,692 --> 00:37:19,027
I'm starving.

705
00:37:19,195 --> 00:37:20,946
Crystal.

706
00:37:21,948 --> 00:37:23,657
Phone for you.

707
00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:27,244
It's a guy.

708
00:37:33,834 --> 00:37:34,876
Wow.

709
00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:41,883
- She is fine.
- Oh, Jesus, Alex, not now.

710
00:37:42,051 --> 00:37:45,053
- We've seen her, now let's get out of here.
- Not on your life.

711
00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:46,805
Yeah, I'm with Sylvie.

712
00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:51,268
Hello?

713
00:37:52,019 --> 00:37:53,270
Stephen.

714
00:37:54,397 --> 00:37:56,189
I was hoping it was you.

715
00:37:56,357 --> 00:37:59,901
How have you been, baby?
I missed you this week.

716
00:38:00,236 --> 00:38:03,363
Well, it's cruel and unusual punishment
to be without you this long.

717
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:06,366
I say we make up for lost time.

718
00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:09,369
What if I cook us
a romantic dinner tonight?

719
00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:12,872
The big white square thing with the fire
coming out of it is the stove.

720
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,958
Shh. Oh.

721
00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:16,459
No, baby, of course.

722
00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:18,712
No, no, no, your work comes first.

723
00:38:18,879 --> 00:38:20,338
Don't worry.

724
00:38:20,506 --> 00:38:23,341
I'll just save you a piece of cake
with a candle on it.

725
00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:24,801
- Phew.
- Huh.

726
00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:28,305
Oh, I didn't wanna tell you,
because I didn't want you to make a fuss ...

727
00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:31,516
and I'll have other birthdays.

728
00:38:32,768 --> 00:38:33,977
I would -- No, no, no.

729
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:37,397
I would feel terrible taking you away
from important business.

730
00:38:37,565 --> 00:38:39,232
Are you sure?

731
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,818
Oh, baby, I am one happy girl.

732
00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:45,030
Okay, I'll see you at 8.
You know where. Mwah.

733
00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:48,241
That stupid wife.

734
00:38:48,701 --> 00:38:52,495
Ever since she's been gone to wherever,
he's been acting like a lost puppy.

735
00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:56,166
I have an audition at 4:00.
Apparently now I'm cooking dinner.

736
00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:58,001
How did this all happen?

737
00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:00,837
- You volunteered.
- Oh, sorry, Pat, but I gotta go.

738
00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:04,049
Can you find something to do tonight
so we can have the apartment?

739
00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:07,469
Fine. And good luck on your audition.

740
00:39:07,636 --> 00:39:10,889
Uh, excuse me.
Can I get some help, please?

741
00:39:11,057 --> 00:39:14,976
- I was just leaving, but Pat can help you.
- Oh, I was told to ask for Crystal Allen.

742
00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:16,227
- Ow, give me that.
- Oh, no, no.

743
00:39:16,395 --> 00:39:18,355
- Is that you?
- Yeah.

744
00:39:18,522 --> 00:39:21,524
I've heard you have a special way
of knowing what a customer needs.

745
00:39:21,942 --> 00:39:23,902
Really? And where would you hear that?

746
00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:27,447
- Around.
- Pretty.

747
00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:29,866
I've been wearing CHANEL No. 5
since my christening.

748
00:39:31,243 --> 00:39:33,119
I'm thinking of changing.
What would you suggest?

749
00:39:33,287 --> 00:39:36,081
Hmm. Probably nothing too subtle.

750
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,584
You're right about that.

751
00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:41,961
You always know exactly
where you stand with me.

752
00:39:42,129 --> 00:39:45,673
No, I want a perfume
to be a reflection of my personality.

753
00:39:45,841 --> 00:39:50,970
Smart, fearless, clever, loyal ...

754
00:39:51,138 --> 00:39:54,015
protective of friends,
ruthless if crossed.

755
00:39:54,183 --> 00:39:55,683
I want that.

756
00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:58,812
You shopping for a perfume
or writing a personal ad? Ha, ha, ha.

757
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,356
A friend of mine
is wearing something new.

758
00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:04,818
Her husband bought it for her here,
I think.

759
00:40:04,985 --> 00:40:09,531
Edie, what's the name of that perfume
that Mary Haines is wearing?

760
00:40:09,698 --> 00:40:11,574
- You know, the one Stephen bought for her.
- Ah.

761
00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:12,909
Stephen Haines.

762
00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:14,494
Maybe you waited on him.

763
00:40:14,662 --> 00:40:17,414
He's good-looking, receding hairline.

764
00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:18,832
Platinum card.

765
00:40:18,999 --> 00:40:21,251
Maybe that rings a bell.

766
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:25,213
Oh, we know you're screwing Stephen,
and Mary is a friend of ours, so you stop it.

767
00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:27,465
- Just stop it!
- Shh.

768
00:40:37,184 --> 00:40:39,894
So he cheated on you,
and still you said nothing to him?

769
00:40:40,062 --> 00:40:42,063
This is not modern, Mary.

770
00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:46,192
Ever since I got back from Maine,
it's all flowers and foot rubs ...

771
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,111
and, "What can I do for you today?"

772
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:51,448
I mean, maybe my mother is right.
Maybe the affair was no big deal.

773
00:40:51,615 --> 00:40:54,409
Maybe treating it that way
actually is the more modern thing.

774
00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:57,162
- When did you become French?
- I'm not sleeping with him.

775
00:40:57,329 --> 00:41:01,458
- Good. Make him suffer.
- Sylvie, let's stop talking about me, okay?

776
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:03,751
- How's everything with Gary?
- Oh, it's over.

777
00:41:03,919 --> 00:41:06,212
He pressed his jeans.

778
00:41:09,216 --> 00:41:10,925
- You are too choosy.
- No.

779
00:41:11,093 --> 00:41:13,386
Yeah, and you know why that is?

780
00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:14,637
You're afraid to choose.

781
00:41:14,805 --> 00:41:16,848
- No, I am not.
- Yes, yes, you are.

782
00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:20,727
Excuse me, I chose once, remember?

783
00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:23,229
It was all very nice
until my career took off.

784
00:41:23,397 --> 00:41:24,939
"Sylvie, I'm happy for you."

785
00:41:25,107 --> 00:41:27,192
He said, "I want you to fly.

786
00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:30,987
I just don't think I can be with a woman
who has that kind of wingspan."

787
00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:33,490
- That was just him.
- Excuse me, no.

788
00:41:33,657 --> 00:41:37,118
I'm sorry, men have a hard time
being with a successful woman.

789
00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:39,245
So we shrink to fit, like you.

790
00:41:39,413 --> 00:41:42,790
- What are you talking about?
- Yeah, like you were gonna be Donna Karan.

791
00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:46,044
And then you put on the brakes
because you could eclipse Stephen.

792
00:41:46,212 --> 00:41:49,756
When you fall in love, you don't think
about how it's gonna work out, Sylvie.

793
00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:52,133
- You just go with your gut.
- Oh, please.

794
00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:55,386
Like my first date with Stephen,
when he gave me that pumpkin.

795
00:41:55,554 --> 00:41:57,305
Thank God it was Halloween.

796
00:41:57,473 --> 00:42:00,934
That was an irresistible thing,
to be given a pumpkin on your first date.

797
00:42:01,101 --> 00:42:03,269
- That's weird.
- It was charming, you know.

798
00:42:03,437 --> 00:42:05,438
- Carving a pumpkin?
- We carved it together.

799
00:42:05,606 --> 00:42:08,066
We were a really good team.
You know, 13 years.

800
00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:10,777
- Good afternoon, La Perla.
- Thirteen pumpkins.

801
00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:13,613
That is what you think about
when it's all falling apart.

802
00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:15,698
It's the pumpkin. The pumpkin matters.

803
00:42:15,866 --> 00:42:18,409
I hate Halloween.
All those strangers at the door.

804
00:42:18,577 --> 00:42:22,455
You know, someday, when you are not
looking and you're not thinking, Sylvie ...

805
00:42:22,623 --> 00:42:25,124
you're gonna meet the man
you wanna marry.

806
00:42:25,292 --> 00:42:26,793
I'm the man I wanna marry.

807
00:42:26,961 --> 00:42:28,920
That's the problem.

808
00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:30,672
Ooh, hey.

809
00:42:30,839 --> 00:42:32,465
Sylvie, what do you think of this?

810
00:42:32,633 --> 00:42:33,716
- On you?
- Yeah.

811
00:42:33,884 --> 00:42:35,802
- Really?
- Yeah.

812
00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:38,304
Stephen might get lucky tonight.

813
00:42:38,472 --> 00:42:41,057
Mrs. Haines, it's been a while
since we've seen you.

814
00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:42,642
Time for a new robe?

815
00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:45,228
Hello, Grace. I'd like to try this on.

816
00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:47,772
- Really?
- What is everyone's deal?

817
00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:50,233
- What ...?
- I think this is your size.

818
00:42:50,401 --> 00:42:54,404
All right, I admit that I underestimated
the value of the slut factor in the bedroom.

819
00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:57,407
Great. Maybe he'll leave
some cash on the nightstand.

820
00:42:59,535 --> 00:43:02,495
Oh, I just don't understand
why they put fluorescent lighting ...

821
00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:03,705
in dressing rooms.

822
00:43:03,872 --> 00:43:06,666
Why would a woman buy anything
if it looks like her thighs ...

823
00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:08,585
were hit by a meteor shower?

824
00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:10,503
How are you doing in there, Ms. Allen?

825
00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:13,506
- Do you need another size, another color?
- Oh, no, I like it.

826
00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:15,508
Don't go too far. I'm gonna need you.

827
00:43:15,884 --> 00:43:17,260
No problem, Ms. Allen.

828
00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:20,013
Okay, wow, is this just too much?
I mean --

829
00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:23,433
No, it's -- I think I'll go out,
and just get some other options, huh?

830
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,810
- Is there a mirror with better light?
- Yes.

831
00:43:25,978 --> 00:43:28,771
Out here in the hall.
But you probably don't wanna go --

832
00:43:28,939 --> 00:43:31,107
I'm not shy.

833
00:43:37,364 --> 00:43:38,698
Hmm.

834
00:43:39,116 --> 00:43:43,077
I've got to say, you're my first customer
who's had the courage to try that on.

835
00:43:43,245 --> 00:43:44,704
Do you have those cutlet things?

836
00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:46,998
- You know, I need some lift.
- Oh, yeah.

837
00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:50,376
I think I have to take this.
How much money is it?

838
00:43:50,544 --> 00:43:52,045
It's Italian handmade lace.

839
00:43:52,212 --> 00:43:55,131
That's why it's $650.

840
00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:57,967
- Does it come in any other colors?
- Champagne.

841
00:43:58,135 --> 00:44:01,179
Ah. I love champagne.
I'll take it in a champagne as well.

842
00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:04,223
Will that be cash or charge?

843
00:44:04,391 --> 00:44:05,558
You take personal checks?

844
00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:08,019
No, but I'd be happy
to open up a store charge.

845
00:44:08,187 --> 00:44:11,105
It only takes a few minutes
to do a credit check.

846
00:44:11,273 --> 00:44:13,191
Credit check.

847
00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:16,027
I don't have time for a credit check.

848
00:44:16,195 --> 00:44:19,614
Hey, what if I gave you the number
of someone who does have a credit card?

849
00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:22,742
And I'm sure if you called him,
he'd be happy to give it to you.

850
00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:24,035
We can try that.

851
00:44:24,203 --> 00:44:28,081
- What's the gentleman's name?
- Stephen Haines.

852
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:31,167
He's a friend of the family.

853
00:44:31,919 --> 00:44:33,920
Mrs. Haines is a client of ours.

854
00:44:34,088 --> 00:44:38,424
In fact, she's in the dressing room
right across the hall.

855
00:44:39,551 --> 00:44:42,220
Would you like me
to have her approve this for you?

856
00:44:45,182 --> 00:44:46,432
No.

857
00:44:47,142 --> 00:44:48,810
No, no, no.

858
00:44:48,977 --> 00:44:52,063
Um, you see, I don't think
that would be in very good taste.

859
00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:55,775
You see, I'm relatively new in town,
and I haven't had the pleasure ...

860
00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:57,360
of meeting Mrs. Haines yet.

861
00:44:57,528 --> 00:45:01,656
I would hate for this
to be our first introduction.

862
00:45:01,824 --> 00:45:03,282
I'm sure you understand.

863
00:45:03,826 --> 00:45:05,952
I do understand.

864
00:45:06,578 --> 00:45:09,455
- I'll phone Mr. Haines.
- Thanks, sweetie.

865
00:45:20,134 --> 00:45:22,301
Oh. You don't think it's flattering?

866
00:45:22,469 --> 00:45:24,554
- Is that what you're thinking?
- Mary.

867
00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:28,015
She's here,
in the dressing room across the hall.

868
00:45:28,183 --> 00:45:30,017
Crystal Allen.

869
00:45:30,185 --> 00:45:31,561
What?

870
00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:35,148
- How do you know?
- I saw her talking to the saleswoman.

871
00:45:35,315 --> 00:45:39,068
She's spending a fortune, and, Mary,
she's putting it on Stephen's account.

872
00:45:39,486 --> 00:45:40,486
Oh, that's not true.

873
00:45:40,654 --> 00:45:43,906
If he's paying her bills, Mary,
it means he's still involved with her.

874
00:45:44,324 --> 00:45:48,911
Well, I'm just gonna go home.
Can you just help me out?

875
00:45:49,079 --> 00:45:50,538
- Are you leaving?
- Help me off --

876
00:45:50,706 --> 00:45:53,541
- Mary, go in there.
- Help me off with this thing.

877
00:45:53,709 --> 00:45:55,835
You've been running away
from this whole thing.

878
00:45:56,211 --> 00:45:59,672
- What are you afraid of?
- Of being made a bigger fool, Sylvie.

879
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:03,801
Listen to me, that woman is working
her way into another person's life ...

880
00:46:03,969 --> 00:46:05,344
and it happens to be yours.

881
00:46:05,512 --> 00:46:08,347
And if you don't stand up to her
and face her ...

882
00:46:08,515 --> 00:46:12,226
it's a matter of time before she's
carving the pumpkin with your daughter.

883
00:46:12,394 --> 00:46:14,854
Now, I'm giving you permission
to behave badly.

884
00:46:15,022 --> 00:46:17,523
You go in there and kick her ass.

885
00:46:20,402 --> 00:46:21,694
- Go on.
- Okay.

886
00:46:21,862 --> 00:46:24,489
- I'll be your cornerman, you just go.
- Go.

887
00:46:28,410 --> 00:46:29,660
Go.

888
00:46:29,828 --> 00:46:31,287
Go on.

889
00:46:31,538 --> 00:46:33,873
- You can do it.
- Okay, I can't.

890
00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:36,083
- Go.
- I can't do it.

891
00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:40,963
Oh, shit.

892
00:46:41,131 --> 00:46:42,632
- Excuse me?
- Are you kidding me?

893
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,967
- Excuse me?
- Are you --?

894
00:46:49,014 --> 00:46:50,890
I'm Mary Haines.

895
00:46:52,893 --> 00:46:54,435
Right, um.

896
00:46:54,728 --> 00:46:56,729
Well, this is awkward.

897
00:46:56,897 --> 00:46:59,315
- I guess he finally told you.
- No, no, no.

898
00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:01,734
He never mentioned you,
but I've known about you.

899
00:47:01,902 --> 00:47:03,069
- Really?
- Yeah.

900
00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:06,322
- I'm surprised I haven't heard from you.
- Well, it's not my style.

901
00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:10,076
But since you were in the vicinity,
I thought I'd introduce myself.

902
00:47:10,244 --> 00:47:14,080
Um, look, Mrs. Haines, I am really sorry
for what this has done to you.

903
00:47:14,248 --> 00:47:16,457
And I know Stephen
never meant to hurt you.

904
00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:18,918
What? You don't know anything
about my husband.

905
00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:23,589
I do know that a woman never steals
another woman's husband.

906
00:47:23,757 --> 00:47:25,007
They usually go willingly.

907
00:47:25,175 --> 00:47:28,761
Well, it sounds like you have
a lot of experience in that area.

908
00:47:29,263 --> 00:47:32,098
You know, Stephen is a very smart man.

909
00:47:32,266 --> 00:47:35,935
He's just way too smart
to take someone like you seriously.

910
00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:37,228
I mean ...

911
00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:41,691
Mrs. Haines,
I know so many women like you.

912
00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:44,277
You have your fancy friends
and your nice houses ...

913
00:47:44,444 --> 00:47:48,781
your calendars are full of social events
and shopping dates and charity lunches ...

914
00:47:48,949 --> 00:47:51,868
to make you feel like you're
doing something with your lives.

915
00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:55,454
But eventually,
you stop paying attention to your men.

916
00:47:55,622 --> 00:47:57,039
They get lonely.

917
00:47:57,207 --> 00:48:03,045
And they come looking for someone
who makes them feel appreciated again.

918
00:48:03,213 --> 00:48:07,967
And believe me,
they take that very, very seriously.

919
00:48:08,343 --> 00:48:10,386
You know, I came in here with ...

920
00:48:10,554 --> 00:48:14,765
I admit, just a ridiculous idea
that if you and I ever met ...

921
00:48:14,933 --> 00:48:17,643
and you saw
that I was an actual human being ...

922
00:48:17,811 --> 00:48:20,646
and not just some stray thought
out in Connecticut ...

923
00:48:20,814 --> 00:48:23,524
that you might actually feel
a little bit of remorse.

924
00:48:23,692 --> 00:48:27,486
One woman having that transcendent
moment of connect with another.

925
00:48:27,654 --> 00:48:31,657
And that you might realize the scope
of the damage that you've done ...

926
00:48:31,825 --> 00:48:34,827
not just to me, but to a family.

927
00:48:35,787 --> 00:48:37,496
I have no idea what you just said.

928
00:48:37,831 --> 00:48:41,334
I know, yeah. So I'm gonna put this
in terms that you can understand.

929
00:48:41,501 --> 00:48:44,837
You are gonna stop seeing my husband.

930
00:48:45,005 --> 00:48:47,548
I guess that's up to him, isn't it?

931
00:48:49,009 --> 00:48:51,093
Listen, let me give you
a little bit of a tip.

932
00:48:51,261 --> 00:48:53,137
Stephen ...

933
00:48:53,513 --> 00:48:59,268
Stephen would never like anything
that, uh, trashy.

934
00:48:59,436 --> 00:49:04,440
Well, if Stephen doesn't like
anything I'm wearing, I take it off.

935
00:49:10,238 --> 00:49:11,864
You were great, Mary.

936
00:49:12,032 --> 00:49:13,532
Get me out of here.

937
00:49:13,867 --> 00:49:15,159
Who are you, Stephen?

938
00:49:15,327 --> 00:49:18,204
- Tell me, what's going on?
- Oh, she is really giving it to him.

939
00:49:18,372 --> 00:49:20,831
And he is not saying much,
because, really, I mean ...

940
00:49:20,999 --> 00:49:24,418
what could this cheating,
lying bastard say?

941
00:49:24,586 --> 00:49:25,628
What else? What else?

942
00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:29,215
Oh, so they argue some more,
and then Mary gets very quiet ...

943
00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:33,177
and she says,
"Stephen, do you wanna be with her?"

944
00:49:33,345 --> 00:49:34,428
- Oh, good move.
- Yeah.

945
00:49:34,596 --> 00:49:35,638
Force his hand.

946
00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:38,432
And he says, "Mary, I love you."

947
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:42,269
Oh, yeah. Oh, please, predictable.

948
00:49:42,437 --> 00:49:44,897
But I think Mary started listening to him.

949
00:49:45,065 --> 00:49:46,524
So he keeps talking.

950
00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:50,444
He says he never meant
for the affair to turn into anything.

951
00:49:50,612 --> 00:49:54,240
And he tried to end it more than once.

952
00:49:54,408 --> 00:49:58,077
Men get themselves into things,
then they don't know how to get out of it.

953
00:49:58,245 --> 00:50:00,496
But here's
where he makes his big mistake.

954
00:50:00,914 --> 00:50:06,252
He says he kept seeing Crystal
because he felt she got dependent on him.

955
00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:08,921
- And that he didn't wanna hurt her.
- Hurt her?

956
00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:12,466
That's exactly what Mary said,
then she makes her big mistake.

957
00:50:12,634 --> 00:50:15,928
She says, "How could you not see
that she's just after your money?"

958
00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:17,096
Oh, she blew it.

959
00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:21,183
The last thing a man wants to hear is that
his wife is the only one stupid enough ...

960
00:50:21,351 --> 00:50:23,602
to love him for himself.

961
00:50:24,271 --> 00:50:25,980
Nobody knows how to argue.

962
00:50:26,148 --> 00:50:27,606
I should run a school.

963
00:50:27,774 --> 00:50:30,609
So now he asks her the big question.

964
00:50:30,777 --> 00:50:33,404
Is there any way they can put it all
back together again?

965
00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:36,532
You should have heard him.
It would have broke your heart.

966
00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:37,867
Oh, who cares?

967
00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:40,077
Do we still have jobs or not?

968
00:50:40,245 --> 00:50:42,997
Mary said she wants a divorce.

969
00:50:43,957 --> 00:50:45,791
- What did he say?
- He says ...

970
00:50:45,959 --> 00:50:48,377
he'd wish she'd take some time
and think it over.

971
00:50:48,545 --> 00:50:50,629
And that he would spend
the night at a hotel.

972
00:50:50,797 --> 00:50:53,966
- What did she say?
- She threw her wedding band at him.

973
00:50:54,634 --> 00:50:55,968
Oh, that's bad.

974
00:50:56,136 --> 00:50:59,180
- Oh, that's very bad.
- Yeah.

975
00:51:00,098 --> 00:51:03,184
Where the hell's my address book?

976
00:51:03,351 --> 00:51:06,312
I have a woman who keeps offering me
a job. Barbara somebody.

977
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,315
What are you doing?
You can't desert them now.

978
00:51:10,692 --> 00:51:12,902
Oh, my God. Shh.
I hear something.

979
00:51:18,283 --> 00:51:19,825
That's it.

980
00:51:19,993 --> 00:51:21,619
We're on a sinking ship, Uta.

981
00:51:22,829 --> 00:51:24,330
I have a cardinal rule.

982
00:51:24,498 --> 00:51:28,626
Never get attached to the family.
This is exactly why.

983
00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:33,839
And that, Uta, is why the revolutionaries
threw tea into Boston Harbor.

984
00:51:34,007 --> 00:51:37,343
l need to eat something.
That's low-fat, low-carb, fat-free ...

985
00:51:37,511 --> 00:51:39,136
There's fruit everywhere.

986
00:51:39,304 --> 00:51:41,388
- Where's the junk?
- You don't let me buy any.

987
00:51:41,556 --> 00:51:43,891
Why don't I fix you a drink?

988
00:51:44,976 --> 00:51:46,477
All right.

989
00:51:46,645 --> 00:51:49,980
I think you both should know
Stephen and I are splitting up.

990
00:51:50,482 --> 00:51:52,483
Yeah, he's been having an affair.

991
00:51:52,651 --> 00:51:54,360
- Get out of here.
- I don't believe it.

992
00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:56,070
Yeah, yeah.

993
00:51:56,238 --> 00:51:58,697
And let me tell you
how stupid I am, okay?

994
00:51:58,865 --> 00:52:01,784
I had myself convinced
that it was no big deal.

995
00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:03,911
Just a little chapter, not the whole book.

996
00:52:04,079 --> 00:52:07,039
And if I just put the old blinders on,
rose above it ...

997
00:52:07,207 --> 00:52:09,291
everything would work itself out.

998
00:52:09,459 --> 00:52:10,709
Bullshit.

999
00:52:11,169 --> 00:52:14,171
I mean, it's not like I was deliriously happy
every single day ...

1000
00:52:14,339 --> 00:52:16,423
of this marriage, you know?

1001
00:52:16,633 --> 00:52:18,884
But did I screw around? No.

1002
00:52:19,594 --> 00:52:21,137
I could have, by the way.

1003
00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:24,598
I really could have
because men have come on to me plenty.

1004
00:52:24,766 --> 00:52:26,016
All right, once or twice.

1005
00:52:26,184 --> 00:52:29,103
But I thought about it,
because this just in:

1006
00:52:29,271 --> 00:52:35,734
Thirteen years of sex with the same man
can be a little bit boring, all right?

1007
00:52:35,902 --> 00:52:39,196
I mean, Stephen had his bag of tricks
and I knew them all.

1008
00:52:39,364 --> 00:52:40,489
But did I complain?

1009
00:52:40,657 --> 00:52:43,409
Did I go out
and bang the Federal Express guy?

1010
00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:46,495
And let me tell you something else.

1011
00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:49,081
Stephen does not know
how good he had it.

1012
00:52:49,249 --> 00:52:53,127
There is nobody, and I mean nobody,
who's gonna give that man ...

1013
00:52:53,295 --> 00:52:55,337
a better time in bed than I did.

1014
00:52:55,505 --> 00:52:58,424
I could suck the nails out of a board,
and that is a fact.

1015
00:53:01,887 --> 00:53:04,054
Oh, God.

1016
00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:06,807
God.

1017
00:53:07,934 --> 00:53:10,603
You can't think straight right now.

1018
00:53:10,770 --> 00:53:14,106
You know what I do
when I have a problem?

1019
00:53:14,274 --> 00:53:20,696
Before I go to sleep, I tell myself
I'm gonna wake up with the answer.

1020
00:53:20,864 --> 00:53:22,907
And that does it. I do.

1021
00:53:23,074 --> 00:53:24,158
You try it.

1022
00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:26,952
You go on upstairs
and get a good night's sleep.

1023
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,580
And tomorrow morning,
it'll all look better.

1024
00:53:29,748 --> 00:53:31,749
Oh, Maggie.

1025
00:53:32,792 --> 00:53:34,376
Go on, you'll feel better.

1026
00:53:39,716 --> 00:53:41,508
I love you guys.

1027
00:53:43,803 --> 00:53:46,305
She's not gonna dump him.

1028
00:53:47,724 --> 00:53:52,394
I know how she feels about that man
and how he feels about her.

1029
00:53:52,896 --> 00:53:56,148
He'll be back in this house
by the end of the week.

1030
00:54:39,859 --> 00:54:41,986
I don't understand.

1031
00:54:42,570 --> 00:54:43,946
Why did this happen to me?

1032
00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:47,533
Oh, sweetie, listen.

1033
00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:51,036
Listen, it happens
in every relationship, okay?

1034
00:54:51,204 --> 00:54:53,747
Eventually,
somebody betrays somebody else.

1035
00:54:53,915 --> 00:54:57,334
It's either in a big way
or in a million little ones.

1036
00:54:57,502 --> 00:54:59,461
It's just the nature of it, okay?

1037
00:54:59,629 --> 00:55:02,381
Oh, Jesus.

1038
00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:04,800
Oh, God.

1039
00:55:08,179 --> 00:55:10,139
- What am I gonna do?
- You'll figure it out.

1040
00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:12,349
We'll figure it out.

1041
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:19,898
Come on, we need to pull out
the big idea here.

1042
00:55:20,066 --> 00:55:22,735
We should focus on the cover.
How to get it to pop.

1043
00:55:22,902 --> 00:55:26,405
Okay, what about this for a cover blurb?
"The 45-Minute Orgasm."

1044
00:55:26,573 --> 00:55:28,866
Forty-five minutes? Who has the time?

1045
00:55:30,535 --> 00:55:33,912
Listen, I really wanna make a statement
with this issue.

1046
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:37,583
It's time to cut ourselves away
from the herd, talk up to the reader.

1047
00:55:37,751 --> 00:55:39,209
I thought we already were.

1048
00:55:39,377 --> 00:55:42,254
What about the piece we did
on living an authentic life?

1049
00:55:42,422 --> 00:55:43,714
Oh, come on.

1050
00:55:43,882 --> 00:55:45,966
We tell women
to feel good about themselves ...

1051
00:55:46,134 --> 00:55:48,761
and then we print 15 pieces
on crazy diets.

1052
00:55:48,928 --> 00:55:52,765
We run ads for wrinkle creams,
the models are 20 years old.

1053
00:55:52,932 --> 00:55:56,018
- We're driving women mad.
- Okay.

1054
00:55:56,561 --> 00:55:59,521
I know I'm the new kid,
but here's what I would do ...

1055
00:55:59,689 --> 00:56:01,273
if I were in charge of CACHET.

1056
00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:04,485
I would tie each issue to a theme.

1057
00:56:04,652 --> 00:56:05,694
Brand it.

1058
00:56:05,862 --> 00:56:08,155
By branding each issue,
we brand the magazine ...

1059
00:56:08,323 --> 00:56:11,241
giving it a more unique identity
on the newsstand.

1060
00:56:11,409 --> 00:56:14,286
I would make sure
that each theme had an edge.

1061
00:56:14,454 --> 00:56:15,579
A sense of humor.

1062
00:56:15,747 --> 00:56:18,290
For instance, the revenge issue.

1063
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,126
How to get it, who to stick it to ...

1064
00:56:21,294 --> 00:56:23,587
the fine art of holding a grudge.

1065
00:56:23,755 --> 00:56:26,715
We put an actress on the cover,
someone young, hot.

1066
00:56:26,883 --> 00:56:29,301
And we make the whole thing irresistible.

1067
00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:32,304
We become the guilty pleasure
of the publishing world ...

1068
00:56:32,472 --> 00:56:35,057
and that is how we turn it around.

1069
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:39,311
Come on, Annie.

1070
00:56:39,479 --> 00:56:42,439
Revenge? It's so retro.

1071
00:56:42,941 --> 00:56:44,400
It's old-think.

1072
00:56:44,567 --> 00:56:48,445
Don't we all have better things to do?
It's the opposite of what I'm talking about.

1073
00:56:48,613 --> 00:56:50,656
But I would buy that magazine.

1074
00:56:53,284 --> 00:56:57,246
Uh, I think we should take a break, okay?
Let all this percolate.

1075
00:56:57,414 --> 00:56:58,997
We'll pick it up after lunch.

1076
00:56:59,582 --> 00:57:01,417
Just think about it.

1077
00:57:01,835 --> 00:57:03,669
It's a good idea.

1078
00:57:06,965 --> 00:57:10,008
Let me tell you,
editors, they live in fear of a girl like that.

1079
00:57:10,176 --> 00:57:14,012
They walk into your world, you're thinking,
"Wait, am I out of the loop here?"

1080
00:57:14,389 --> 00:57:17,349
- I mean, "Am I missing the trends?"
- Climb higher.

1081
00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:20,811
- Can't we take a break?
- No breaks.

1082
00:57:20,979 --> 00:57:23,188
What are the two most feared words
in English?

1083
00:57:23,523 --> 00:57:26,692
- "Pool party."
- "Keep climbing."

1084
00:57:30,738 --> 00:57:33,615
Wait a minute. Let me down, okay?

1085
00:57:34,033 --> 00:57:35,325
Thanks.

1086
00:57:37,745 --> 00:57:39,496
Hey, Bailey Smith, right?

1087
00:57:39,664 --> 00:57:41,915
Sylvie Fowler.
We met at the MTV Awards.

1088
00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:43,876
Oh, right, right, right, yeah.

1089
00:57:44,043 --> 00:57:47,421
So how are things
in the hot seat at CACHET?

1090
00:57:47,589 --> 00:57:53,010
Well, I'm not gonna be happy
until I take a nice big chunk out of Vogue.

1091
00:57:53,178 --> 00:57:55,012
- You know how I'm gonna do that?
- How?

1092
00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:57,890
By putting star writers
on the magazine, like you.

1093
00:57:58,057 --> 00:58:02,102
Oh, well, that is a nice compliment,
but I'm not for sale.

1094
00:58:02,270 --> 00:58:05,439
- I'm really happy at The Post.
- Excuse me, but I don't know why.

1095
00:58:05,607 --> 00:58:07,941
You made a reputation
writing brilliant profiles ...

1096
00:58:08,109 --> 00:58:10,736
and now
you're writing gossip for a tabloid.

1097
00:58:11,237 --> 00:58:13,238
Wait, I am syndicated.

1098
00:58:13,406 --> 00:58:15,782
I don't have to worry
about money anymore.

1099
00:58:15,950 --> 00:58:19,328
You know, anyway,
I write about people, not fashion.

1100
00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:20,829
That's what I want you to do.

1101
00:58:20,997 --> 00:58:24,082
Write about interesting people
in your own irreverent way.

1102
00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:25,667
You'll sell magazines.

1103
00:58:26,252 --> 00:58:29,004
I hear your circulation's down.

1104
00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:33,425
And didn't you have
some staff defections last week?

1105
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,928
Some people can't take the hills.

1106
00:58:37,222 --> 00:58:43,018
You know, um, I would consider
doing some pieces for you ...

1107
00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:45,854
but I would need something in return.

1108
00:58:46,022 --> 00:58:47,272
Well, you name it.

1109
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:49,399
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1110
00:58:49,651 --> 00:58:54,905
Well, I'm doing a series of columns
on high-profile New York marriages.

1111
00:58:55,073 --> 00:58:57,950
I hear one of them is breaking up.

1112
00:58:58,284 --> 00:58:59,952
Oh. Oh.

1113
00:59:00,119 --> 00:59:02,663
- You know who I'm talking about.
- I don't know anything.

1114
00:59:02,830 --> 00:59:04,581
And who cares, anyway?

1115
00:59:04,749 --> 00:59:06,375
Oh, come on.

1116
00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:10,963
Messy divorces sell more papers
than presidential campaigns.

1117
00:59:11,130 --> 00:59:13,757
Sounds like you've written a story.
What you need me for?

1118
00:59:13,925 --> 00:59:18,136
You know I need confirmation
from some ironclad source.

1119
00:59:18,304 --> 00:59:20,138
I'm sorry, I can't help you.

1120
00:59:21,266 --> 00:59:24,059
Just because you wouldn't do
a favor for me ...

1121
00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:26,770
doesn't mean I won't do one for you.

1122
00:59:26,938 --> 00:59:32,025
One of my spies said
they saw your publisher last night ...

1123
00:59:32,193 --> 00:59:35,487
having dinner with Talia Greene
from Harper's Bazaar.

1124
00:59:35,905 --> 00:59:39,992
Wait, I am not worried, okay?

1125
00:59:40,159 --> 00:59:41,577
Ned wouldn't replace me.

1126
00:59:41,744 --> 00:59:44,663
He's completely committed
to my vision for the magazine.

1127
00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:45,831
Sure, I'm sure.

1128
00:59:45,999 --> 00:59:50,836
But it's just that I heard that there
was some heavy wooing going on.

1129
00:59:51,004 --> 00:59:53,672
Bailey, do not print that, okay?

1130
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:56,341
What little staff I have left
would smell blood.

1131
00:59:56,509 --> 00:59:59,052
It would completely destroy
my credibility at CACHET ...

1132
00:59:59,220 --> 01:00:01,013
and then I really am out the door.

1133
01:00:01,180 --> 01:00:04,683
I know, it's incredible, isn't it,
how a little piece of gossip like that ...

1134
01:00:04,851 --> 01:00:09,021
has the potential
to actually unravel an entire career?

1135
01:00:09,188 --> 01:00:14,151
Because, really, when you think about it,
where would you go if you left CACHET?

1136
01:00:31,502 --> 01:00:34,463
This is the last time
you're picking the restaurant.

1137
01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:36,882
If they're gonna plaster your life
in the paper ...

1138
01:00:37,050 --> 01:00:39,843
you would think
they would at least run a decent picture.

1139
01:00:40,011 --> 01:00:41,803
Especially next to that Crystal.

1140
01:00:42,347 --> 01:00:45,515
Shouldn't she have to have a permit
to wear a dress like that?

1141
01:00:45,683 --> 01:00:47,684
You're awfully quiet for a change.

1142
01:00:47,852 --> 01:00:49,978
Oh, tough day at work, is all.

1143
01:00:53,232 --> 01:00:54,858
She's here.

1144
01:00:55,610 --> 01:00:57,110
Hi.

1145
01:00:57,278 --> 01:00:59,071
- Alex picked the restaurant, right?
- Heh, heh, heh.

1146
01:00:59,238 --> 01:01:00,989
- Of course.
- That looks good.

1147
01:01:06,204 --> 01:01:07,579
So everybody's seen it, right?

1148
01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:10,457
Okay, no big elephants on the table.

1149
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:14,252
Just when you thought
it couldn't get any shittier.

1150
01:01:14,420 --> 01:01:18,090
Okay, do you wanna have a big laugh
about it right now, huh?

1151
01:01:18,257 --> 01:01:19,841
Or you wanna run off with a woman?

1152
01:01:20,009 --> 01:01:23,887
- If you did, this would be the place.
- Maybe a margarita and a woman.

1153
01:01:24,055 --> 01:01:25,263
I like that.

1154
01:01:25,431 --> 01:01:29,017
I think it's gonna be okay, ladies.
She's turned the page.

1155
01:01:29,185 --> 01:01:32,270
Yeah, I've turned the page.
I hired a lawyer today.

1156
01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:38,777
Mary, um, don't you think
maybe it's too soon for lawyers?

1157
01:01:39,445 --> 01:01:41,196
Let things settle down.

1158
01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:43,615
A month from now,
everything could look different.

1159
01:01:43,783 --> 01:01:45,575
- What?
- I know.

1160
01:01:45,743 --> 01:01:50,956
Okay, I'm gonna take a risk here
and say something that may be ...

1161
01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:53,542
There are two sides to every story.

1162
01:01:54,794 --> 01:01:58,255
Any one of us is capable,
under the right circumstances ...

1163
01:01:58,423 --> 01:02:01,967
of making a very big mistake.

1164
01:02:02,427 --> 01:02:04,803
Right? Right?

1165
01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:10,600
And a good marriage counselor
might ask:

1166
01:02:10,768 --> 01:02:13,103
"And how were you culpable
in this marriage?"

1167
01:02:13,271 --> 01:02:15,647
Well, I married an asshole.
That's how I'm culpable.

1168
01:02:15,815 --> 01:02:17,149
Which side are you on?

1169
01:02:17,316 --> 01:02:19,109
- I'm not taking sides.
- Well, pick one.

1170
01:02:19,277 --> 01:02:20,318
I'm on your side.

1171
01:02:22,071 --> 01:02:24,448
- My money's on you.
- All right.

1172
01:02:24,615 --> 01:02:27,325
Okay. Here's what I wanna know.

1173
01:02:27,493 --> 01:02:30,912
I wanna know how somebody
like Bailey Smith faces herself in the mirror.

1174
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:35,167
I wanna know how somebody can make a
living feeding off of somebody else's pain.

1175
01:02:35,334 --> 01:02:37,085
Mary, it's my fault.

1176
01:02:38,963 --> 01:02:40,422
Okay.

1177
01:02:41,674 --> 01:02:43,800
Bailey Smith knew
I was about to be fired ...

1178
01:02:43,968 --> 01:02:46,553
and she knew
that I needed her on the magazine.

1179
01:02:46,721 --> 01:02:48,472
So she practically blackmailed me.

1180
01:02:48,639 --> 01:02:51,892
I didn't give her any information.
She had all the details already.

1181
01:02:52,059 --> 01:02:55,687
She just said, "Nod if it's true."
And that's all I did, is nod.

1182
01:02:58,316 --> 01:02:59,983
I was in a terrible position.

1183
01:03:00,151 --> 01:03:02,402
I was scared.

1184
01:03:02,570 --> 01:03:05,781
You know, people do terrible things
when they're scared.

1185
01:03:05,948 --> 01:03:07,407
And this is terrible.

1186
01:03:07,575 --> 01:03:09,367
I know that. I know.

1187
01:03:12,121 --> 01:03:13,663
What is going on with you?

1188
01:03:15,541 --> 01:03:21,546
Guys, I'm fighting for a job
that I've worked for my whole life.

1189
01:03:36,687 --> 01:03:38,480
What was it that you said, Sylvie?

1190
01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:41,399
You said that betrayal is inevitable
in any relationship.

1191
01:03:41,567 --> 01:03:43,735
I thought you were just talking
about marriage.

1192
01:03:43,903 --> 01:03:46,112
This is so much worse.

1193
01:03:59,418 --> 01:04:02,170
You don't have what it takes
to run a company like this.

1194
01:04:02,547 --> 01:04:04,840
Now, take a walk and never look back.

1195
01:04:05,007 --> 01:04:08,635
My father will never let you
get away with this, Ramona.

1196
01:04:08,928 --> 01:04:11,930
I'm sleeping with your father.

1197
01:04:18,437 --> 01:04:20,063
Who knows moisture better than Dove?

1198
01:04:20,231 --> 01:04:23,275
For God's sakes.
Middle of the afternoon.

1199
01:04:23,442 --> 01:04:26,319
Your daughter's gonna be home
from school any minute.

1200
01:04:26,487 --> 01:04:30,282
You want her to see her mother
in her bathrobe again, huh?

1201
01:04:30,449 --> 01:04:33,702
I don't look at clocks anymore.
It's very liberating.

1202
01:04:43,796 --> 01:04:45,714
Haines residence.

1203
01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:48,300
Oh. Hello.

1204
01:04:48,467 --> 01:04:51,970
Heh, heh.
Sure, I still recognize your voice.

1205
01:04:53,639 --> 01:04:55,348
Well, me?

1206
01:04:55,683 --> 01:04:57,475
Holding down the fort.

1207
01:04:58,144 --> 01:04:59,311
Uh ...

1208
01:04:59,478 --> 01:05:02,814
I'll see if she's still here.

1209
01:05:03,274 --> 01:05:05,901
- It's Mr. Haines. He's on the phone.
- Oh.

1210
01:05:06,068 --> 01:05:07,611
Tell him I'm not here.

1211
01:05:07,778 --> 01:05:10,947
I'm a bad liar. If I were any better,
I'd be embezzling from you.

1212
01:05:11,115 --> 01:05:12,991
I don't wanna talk to him. I'm busy.

1213
01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:16,286
Okay, look, I'm the housekeeper.

1214
01:05:16,454 --> 01:05:18,955
I cook, I clean, I run errands
and that's it.

1215
01:05:19,123 --> 01:05:21,124
I'm not your secretary.
I'm not your mother.

1216
01:05:21,292 --> 01:05:23,293
I'm not your pal. I'm not involved.

1217
01:05:23,461 --> 01:05:26,212
Now, you get over here
and take care of your business.

1218
01:05:33,137 --> 01:05:34,179
Hello, Stephen.

1219
01:05:34,347 --> 01:05:36,890
I haven't talked to the appraiser.
I'll do it next week.

1220
01:05:37,058 --> 01:05:38,516
Let's go. Get out of here, come on.

1221
01:05:38,684 --> 01:05:40,018
Oh.

1222
01:05:41,062 --> 01:05:44,522
Well, I'm sure she'd love
to carve a pumpkin with you.

1223
01:05:45,858 --> 01:05:48,777
Well, thank you for the invitation,
but I think you two are ...

1224
01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:51,029
You'd be better off on your own.

1225
01:05:51,197 --> 01:05:55,992
Because I wouldn't have the first idea
how to be around you right now, Stephen.

1226
01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:59,663
No, I already told you, it's over.
No marriage counselor.

1227
01:05:59,830 --> 01:06:02,207
I'll have Molly call you.

1228
01:06:06,337 --> 01:06:08,046
Oh, sweetie.

1229
01:06:08,214 --> 01:06:10,173
Oh, I am so sorry.

1230
01:06:10,341 --> 01:06:12,884
I didn't mean for you to hear that.

1231
01:06:23,229 --> 01:06:25,105
Mary, I know you're there.

1232
01:06:25,272 --> 01:06:26,815
Why won't you return my calls?

1233
01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:28,733
We have to talk about this.

1234
01:06:30,319 --> 01:06:33,655
Hey, it's bad form
to screen calls, Mary. Pick up.

1235
01:06:33,823 --> 01:06:34,906
Pick up.

1236
01:07:15,823 --> 01:07:17,657
- May I help you?
- Ahh!

1237
01:07:18,117 --> 01:07:20,160
What do you think you're doing ...

1238
01:07:20,327 --> 01:07:22,203
sneaking up on me like that?

1239
01:07:22,371 --> 01:07:25,540
What are you doing
casing the house like a Jehovah's Witness?

1240
01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:27,625
I am looking for Mary, okay?

1241
01:07:27,793 --> 01:07:30,462
I've left her a lot of messages,
and she hasn't called me.

1242
01:07:30,629 --> 01:07:32,547
- She's not here.
- Where is she?

1243
01:07:32,715 --> 01:07:33,798
Out of town.

1244
01:07:33,966 --> 01:07:36,551
- What about Molly?
- Molly is at school.

1245
01:07:36,719 --> 01:07:38,803
That's where the kids go
during the week.

1246
01:07:38,971 --> 01:07:41,264
Heh, heh. Cute.

1247
01:07:41,432 --> 01:07:44,350
Are we done? I have a lot to do.

1248
01:07:44,518 --> 01:07:48,271
Besides, your Pradas
are wrecking my perennials.

1249
01:08:11,629 --> 01:08:12,670
It's Jason.

1250
01:08:12,838 --> 01:08:14,756
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

1251
01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:16,341
Ask him if he likes me.

1252
01:08:16,509 --> 01:08:17,926
No, you.

1253
01:08:19,178 --> 01:08:20,678
Oh, man.

1254
01:08:21,097 --> 01:08:22,514
Who's that?

1255
01:08:22,681 --> 01:08:25,016
One of my mom's friends.

1256
01:08:25,351 --> 01:08:28,186
- You'd better go.
- Okay, well, see you later.

1257
01:08:28,354 --> 01:08:30,105
See you.

1258
01:08:33,901 --> 01:08:35,276
Hey.

1259
01:08:35,444 --> 01:08:36,986
Small world, isn't it?

1260
01:08:38,197 --> 01:08:40,949
So why aren't you in school?

1261
01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:43,785
I didn't feel like it today.

1262
01:08:44,203 --> 01:08:45,537
Huh.

1263
01:08:46,372 --> 01:08:48,498
So this is kind of a new look
for you, huh?

1264
01:08:49,458 --> 01:08:51,042
I leave the house in my uniform.

1265
01:08:51,210 --> 01:08:54,587
And then after school,
I change into the stuff I hid in my backpack.

1266
01:08:54,755 --> 01:08:56,881
A lot of the girls do it.

1267
01:08:57,091 --> 01:08:58,424
Oh.

1268
01:08:58,676 --> 01:09:00,218
Clever.

1269
01:09:00,678 --> 01:09:03,138
You wouldn't happen
to have a cigarette, would you?

1270
01:09:08,727 --> 01:09:09,978
Thanks.

1271
01:09:10,146 --> 01:09:11,729
Hey.

1272
01:09:12,231 --> 01:09:15,066
- Does your mom know you smoke?
- No.

1273
01:09:15,234 --> 01:09:17,652
And don't tell her.

1274
01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:19,237
I do it so I won't eat.

1275
01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:22,740
Your weight is fine.

1276
01:09:22,908 --> 01:09:24,993
I hate my body.

1277
01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:27,245
I wanna look like the models
in your magazine.

1278
01:09:27,705 --> 01:09:29,581
Nobody looks like those girls, okay?

1279
01:09:29,748 --> 01:09:30,915
Not even them.

1280
01:09:31,083 --> 01:09:34,210
They're all airbrushed and retouched.

1281
01:09:34,378 --> 01:09:37,422
Then why don't you just put
regular people in there?

1282
01:09:37,590 --> 01:09:40,425
I know it's hypocritical.
Life is complicated.

1283
01:09:41,719 --> 01:09:44,512
Yeah, I'm just starting to figure that out.

1284
01:09:45,764 --> 01:09:47,765
Do you wanna talk about it?

1285
01:09:49,185 --> 01:09:50,768
No.

1286
01:09:51,896 --> 01:09:53,229
Okay.

1287
01:09:56,442 --> 01:09:59,277
How old were you when you had sex?

1288
01:10:00,529 --> 01:10:02,071
Thirty.

1289
01:10:05,701 --> 01:10:08,620
It was horrible. It hurt like hell.

1290
01:10:09,038 --> 01:10:10,663
And it was totally embarrassing ...

1291
01:10:10,831 --> 01:10:13,958
because we had no idea
what we were doing.

1292
01:10:14,126 --> 01:10:16,836
We were up in his room one night.

1293
01:10:17,004 --> 01:10:20,965
Big Farrah Fawcett poster
staring down on the bed.

1294
01:10:21,133 --> 01:10:23,343
Star Wars sheets, it was ...

1295
01:10:24,470 --> 01:10:25,511
It was just tragic.

1296
01:10:25,679 --> 01:10:28,806
I didn't have sex again
for a really long time.

1297
01:10:28,974 --> 01:10:33,186
But then I met somebody,
and it was worth the wait.

1298
01:10:34,980 --> 01:10:37,023
We were crazy for each other.

1299
01:10:37,191 --> 01:10:41,653
And then magically,
and it was all really easy.

1300
01:10:41,946 --> 01:10:44,864
Basically, you're telling me exactly
what my mother would say ...

1301
01:10:45,032 --> 01:10:46,616
if I could even ask her.

1302
01:10:46,784 --> 01:10:48,743
Don't have sex until you're in love.

1303
01:10:49,161 --> 01:10:50,245
No.

1304
01:10:50,412 --> 01:10:53,122
No, I've had pretty great sex
just for the hell of it.

1305
01:10:53,290 --> 01:10:55,041
I won't lie to you.

1306
01:10:55,209 --> 01:10:58,294
But there's no sex like the kind
you have when you love somebody ...

1307
01:10:58,462 --> 01:11:00,630
and they love you back.

1308
01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:02,924
You'd make the coolest mother.

1309
01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:04,592
Really? No, I wouldn't.

1310
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:06,261
Really?

1311
01:11:06,845 --> 01:11:08,846
I don't know,
kids don't seem to take to me.

1312
01:11:09,014 --> 01:11:11,516
You'd be a great mom.

1313
01:11:11,809 --> 01:11:13,518
Not like mine.

1314
01:11:13,686 --> 01:11:17,814
I can be in the same room with her,
and it's like she's not even there.

1315
01:11:18,399 --> 01:11:21,567
Listen to me, Molly.
I know you're going through a tough time.

1316
01:11:21,735 --> 01:11:26,197
And if there's anything you ever
wanna talk about, just call me, okay?

1317
01:11:26,365 --> 01:11:28,157
Promise you'll call me.

1318
01:11:28,867 --> 01:11:30,201
Tell me you promise.

1319
01:11:31,870 --> 01:11:33,204
I promise.

1320
01:11:33,539 --> 01:11:34,789
Okay.

1321
01:11:34,957 --> 01:11:38,418
So where is your mom, anyway?

1322
01:11:39,878 --> 01:11:44,424
All right, everyone,
take a deep, cleansing breath.

1323
01:11:46,385 --> 01:11:47,719
Look around.

1324
01:11:47,886 --> 01:11:50,054
Respect the power of nature.

1325
01:11:50,222 --> 01:11:52,557
This is why you have come to the Camp.

1326
01:11:52,725 --> 01:11:54,642
Let it heal you.

1327
01:11:54,977 --> 01:11:57,228
So divorce?

1328
01:11:57,396 --> 01:11:58,938
How many?

1329
01:11:59,940 --> 01:12:01,691
Hold on, I'm coming.

1330
01:12:01,859 --> 01:12:03,568
Don't start without me.

1331
01:12:03,736 --> 01:12:06,779
Oh, my God. I'm sorry.

1332
01:12:10,117 --> 01:12:14,245
I'm just not used to getting up at the crack
of frigging dawn. Excuse my French.

1333
01:12:14,413 --> 01:12:16,039
Is this the time you always start?

1334
01:12:16,206 --> 01:12:20,043
Because I'm pretty sure
the lake will still be here at noon.

1335
01:12:20,461 --> 01:12:23,546
We always canoe at dawn.

1336
01:12:23,964 --> 01:12:26,924
I always fake my orgasms.
That doesn't make it right.

1337
01:12:28,594 --> 01:12:30,136
Let's go.

1338
01:12:30,304 --> 01:12:31,763
Lift.

1339
01:12:33,390 --> 01:12:35,058
Swing.

1340
01:12:35,768 --> 01:12:37,268
- Hoist.
- Oh, God.

1341
01:12:37,436 --> 01:12:38,770
You've got to be kidding.

1342
01:12:38,937 --> 01:12:40,480
Turn.

1343
01:12:41,273 --> 01:12:42,774
March.

1344
01:12:58,582 --> 01:13:02,210
Oh, please. God.

1345
01:13:04,171 --> 01:13:06,005
- Forget it.
- Oh!

1346
01:13:07,299 --> 01:13:08,424
I already tried it.

1347
01:13:09,051 --> 01:13:10,968
Oh, you scared me.

1348
01:13:11,136 --> 01:13:15,556
And how bad an idea was this
in a place with a padlocked refrigerator?

1349
01:13:18,102 --> 01:13:20,478
- Leah, right?
- Right.

1350
01:13:20,646 --> 01:13:23,272
Mary. I mean, I am just so hungry.

1351
01:13:23,440 --> 01:13:27,026
I'm starving. You need the Hubble
Telescope to see what they put on our plate.

1352
01:13:27,194 --> 01:13:29,821
This place makes Betty Ford
look like Disneyland.

1353
01:13:29,988 --> 01:13:31,280
And I ought to know.

1354
01:13:31,448 --> 01:13:33,658
I ran screaming out of Betty twice.

1355
01:13:34,827 --> 01:13:36,244
Look at that.

1356
01:13:36,870 --> 01:13:38,621
Oh, no. No, thank you.

1357
01:13:38,789 --> 01:13:41,582
How did you get that in here?
They even took away my Altoids.

1358
01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:45,628
I made friends with Buck, the ranger boy.

1359
01:13:45,796 --> 01:13:47,672
Another -- Guess what.

1360
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:50,174
-- aspiring actor.

1361
01:13:50,342 --> 01:13:53,386
I thought I had left them
all behind in la-la land.

1362
01:13:53,554 --> 01:13:56,097
You know, where your dentist
is writing a screenplay ...

1363
01:13:56,265 --> 01:14:00,017
and your gardener's playing Willy Loman
down at a dinner theater in Torrance.

1364
01:14:00,185 --> 01:14:03,020
He got me the joint, I took his headshot.

1365
01:14:03,689 --> 01:14:05,606
Are you an agent?

1366
01:14:05,774 --> 01:14:06,858
What do you think?

1367
01:14:07,025 --> 01:14:10,903
- How long have you been an agent?
- Oh, since 1852.

1368
01:14:12,364 --> 01:14:14,532
At ICM, they call me the Countess.

1369
01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:19,036
I can turn anybody into a star,
even our little ranger boy.

1370
01:14:19,204 --> 01:14:21,789
And why not? Look at him, he's so cute.

1371
01:14:21,957 --> 01:14:24,417
He's cute, I'm bored,
my guesthouse is empty.

1372
01:14:24,585 --> 01:14:27,378
Who knows, he could turn out
to be the next Michael Douglas.

1373
01:14:27,546 --> 01:14:30,131
Another dirtbag who left me, by the way.

1374
01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:33,384
So, what are you in for?

1375
01:14:34,052 --> 01:14:36,721
Oh, well, I just ran away from home.

1376
01:14:36,889 --> 01:14:40,725
I got fired from all my jobs.
Wife, mother, daughter.

1377
01:14:40,893 --> 01:14:45,771
And I broke up with my best friend,
which, you know, that was the worst.

1378
01:14:45,939 --> 01:14:49,358
- I just bailed out of husband number four.
- Four?

1379
01:14:49,985 --> 01:14:51,819
- No, five.
- Five?

1380
01:14:51,987 --> 01:14:55,072
I keep blocking one of them out
because he tried to kill me.

1381
01:14:55,908 --> 01:15:00,495
- What?
- We were on a ski lift in Aspen and I "fell."

1382
01:15:01,580 --> 01:15:04,916
- What did you do?
- Oh, believe me, I took care of him.

1383
01:15:05,083 --> 01:15:06,250
By the time I was done ...

1384
01:15:06,418 --> 01:15:09,545
there was nothing left but the hair plugs
and the asphalt on the driveway.

1385
01:15:12,758 --> 01:15:14,509
- Ooh, shh. Shh.
- What?

1386
01:15:15,260 --> 01:15:17,637
- Why do you keep getting married?
- Oh.

1387
01:15:21,350 --> 01:15:23,684
In the end, that's really all there is.

1388
01:15:25,854 --> 01:15:27,730
Okay. All right, give me that thing.

1389
01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:30,942
Haven't done this
since I was a freshman in college.

1390
01:15:31,109 --> 01:15:33,528
I ate an entire tube of toothpaste.

1391
01:15:33,695 --> 01:15:34,987
Wait.

1392
01:15:35,531 --> 01:15:37,198
Okay.

1393
01:15:40,786 --> 01:15:42,328
All right.

1394
01:15:42,496 --> 01:15:43,871
All right, here's the thing.

1395
01:15:44,039 --> 01:15:47,500
I'm just a good person, you know.
I just am.

1396
01:15:47,668 --> 01:15:50,670
I really try to do the right thing, I do.
I try to --

1397
01:15:50,837 --> 01:15:53,798
You know, I let the person
with the one item go ahead of me ...

1398
01:15:53,966 --> 01:15:55,007
in the grocery line.

1399
01:15:55,175 --> 01:15:57,635
I give money to homeless people.
I recycle.

1400
01:15:57,803 --> 01:15:59,762
I never cheat.

1401
01:16:01,348 --> 01:16:02,974
Okay, well, once, I cheated.

1402
01:16:03,892 --> 01:16:05,309
- Really?
- Yeah.

1403
01:16:05,477 --> 01:16:06,561
I was playing Monopoly.

1404
01:16:06,728 --> 01:16:10,314
I was the little top hat,
and I moved it a couple extra spaces there.

1405
01:16:12,818 --> 01:16:15,278
But I was just a kid,
so that probably doesn't count.

1406
01:16:15,445 --> 01:16:18,322
So why am I going on and on about this?
What was my point here?

1407
01:16:18,490 --> 01:16:19,907
Oh, boy, a talker.

1408
01:16:20,826 --> 01:16:23,160
I'm gonna have to figure this out,
you know.

1409
01:16:23,328 --> 01:16:24,328
I am.

1410
01:16:24,496 --> 01:16:26,080
I gotta figure out why ...

1411
01:16:26,248 --> 01:16:29,500
at this particular juncture,
my whole world has come tumbling down.

1412
01:16:29,668 --> 01:16:32,003
Can you not bogart that, please?
Thank you.

1413
01:16:32,754 --> 01:16:36,674
I've spent an entire lifetime
trying to be everything to everyone ...

1414
01:16:36,842 --> 01:16:40,511
and somehow,
somebody is always disappointed.

1415
01:16:40,679 --> 01:16:44,849
You know, my dear, sometimes
there's a reason why people's paths cross.

1416
01:16:47,019 --> 01:16:50,688
Let me give you
Leah Miller's secret to life.

1417
01:16:51,732 --> 01:16:53,858
Don't give a shit about anybody.

1418
01:16:54,651 --> 01:16:56,402
Be selfish.

1419
01:16:56,570 --> 01:17:01,824
Because once you ask yourself
the question, "What about me?" ...

1420
01:17:01,992 --> 01:17:04,452
...everything changes for the better.

1421
01:17:04,786 --> 01:17:09,081
I mean, after all, who are you?

1422
01:17:09,249 --> 01:17:11,542
What do you want, Mary?

1423
01:19:13,498 --> 01:19:15,332
Oh. Excuse me.

1424
01:19:17,627 --> 01:19:19,170
Excuse me.

1425
01:19:19,337 --> 01:19:22,173
Hi, I'm looking for my mother,
Catherine Frazier.

1426
01:19:22,340 --> 01:19:23,591
How's she doing?

1427
01:19:23,759 --> 01:19:26,510
She's still in some pain,
but that's to be expected.

1428
01:19:26,678 --> 01:19:28,429
She's in there.

1429
01:19:29,181 --> 01:19:31,182
- Oh, thank you.
- Right there.

1430
01:19:35,854 --> 01:19:38,272
It'd be nice
up in your room at this time ...

1431
01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:39,690
Mom?

1432
01:19:39,858 --> 01:19:41,192
Mm-mm.

1433
01:19:44,237 --> 01:19:46,530
- Nurse.
- Get you something for the pain.

1434
01:19:46,698 --> 01:19:47,907
- Mom?
- No.

1435
01:19:48,074 --> 01:19:49,283
Mary.

1436
01:19:49,451 --> 01:19:51,202
Over here.

1437
01:19:52,871 --> 01:19:55,206
Oh, Mom. Does it hurt?

1438
01:19:56,041 --> 01:19:58,876
I just spent thousands of dollars
to look rested.

1439
01:19:59,044 --> 01:20:01,420
Of course it hurts.

1440
01:20:01,838 --> 01:20:03,714
You look great.

1441
01:20:03,882 --> 01:20:05,049
Oh, thank you, thank you.

1442
01:20:05,217 --> 01:20:07,176
I just can't believe you did this.

1443
01:20:07,344 --> 01:20:09,386
Have you looked around lately?

1444
01:20:09,554 --> 01:20:12,473
There are no 60-year-old women.

1445
01:20:12,641 --> 01:20:14,642
I was the only one left.

1446
01:20:14,810 --> 01:20:17,186
No, Mom,
I'm happy you did what you wanted to do.

1447
01:20:17,354 --> 01:20:19,688
Really, really.
What have you always said to me?

1448
01:20:19,856 --> 01:20:21,315
Don't look back, no regrets.

1449
01:20:22,442 --> 01:20:24,527
I'm so full of shit.

1450
01:20:24,694 --> 01:20:26,862
I have plenty of regrets.

1451
01:20:27,697 --> 01:20:32,243
I regret I never accomplished
anything of my own.

1452
01:20:32,953 --> 01:20:33,994
I was ambivalent.

1453
01:20:34,162 --> 01:20:38,332
And frankly, I wanted things.

1454
01:20:39,209 --> 01:20:42,044
A big house, beautiful clothes.

1455
01:20:42,212 --> 01:20:48,425
It was easier to get status from your father
than to get it for myself.

1456
01:20:48,802 --> 01:20:50,761
I know I failed you in a lot of ways,
Mary.

1457
01:20:50,929 --> 01:20:54,223
But probably none more than that.

1458
01:20:54,766 --> 01:20:56,308
No, Mom.

1459
01:20:57,310 --> 01:20:59,603
Do you wanna have
a little bit of tea there?

1460
01:21:00,105 --> 01:21:01,605
Thanks.

1461
01:21:03,608 --> 01:21:06,235
Well, I've been thinking
about going back to work.

1462
01:21:07,070 --> 01:21:08,112
Not for Dad.

1463
01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:10,281
I wanna design my own collection.

1464
01:21:10,824 --> 01:21:12,074
Whoa.

1465
01:21:12,242 --> 01:21:14,660
- What brought that on?
- Hitting bottom.

1466
01:21:14,828 --> 01:21:17,413
Having nothing left to lose.
I highly recommend it.

1467
01:21:18,832 --> 01:21:22,293
If it wouldn't blow out 80 stitches,
I'd be smiling now.

1468
01:21:23,336 --> 01:21:25,421
I don't wanna take on
more than I can handle.

1469
01:21:25,589 --> 01:21:26,881
Just a small collection.

1470
01:21:27,048 --> 01:21:29,925
- Where are you gonna get the money?
- I'll find some backers.

1471
01:21:31,303 --> 01:21:34,054
- What about my inheritance?
- Oh, no, Mom.

1472
01:21:34,222 --> 01:21:36,056
I never did anything with it.

1473
01:21:36,558 --> 01:21:38,601
What could be a better investment
than you?

1474
01:21:38,768 --> 01:21:40,436
No, that's not why I came here.

1475
01:21:40,604 --> 01:21:43,147
Oh, please. I'm in no condition to argue.

1476
01:21:45,817 --> 01:21:47,735
You know something?

1477
01:21:48,445 --> 01:21:51,113
Someday, when I'm sitting here
with my head in a helmet ...

1478
01:21:51,281 --> 01:21:55,826
I hope my daughter has as much love
for me as I do for you right now.

1479
01:21:56,661 --> 01:21:57,703
Huh.

1480
01:21:57,871 --> 01:22:01,457
You are even more full of shit than I am.

1481
01:22:02,167 --> 01:22:03,250
Yeah.

1482
01:22:36,743 --> 01:22:39,078
Ned, please, um.

1483
01:22:39,245 --> 01:22:40,287
I know.

1484
01:22:40,455 --> 01:22:45,250
It's not the strongest issue I've turned out,
but next month is a whole different story.

1485
01:22:45,418 --> 01:22:49,421
Bailey Smith is writing a profile
on Christiane Amanpour ...

1486
01:22:49,589 --> 01:22:53,842
and Alex Fisher is getting me
some advanced material on her --

1487
01:22:57,347 --> 01:22:59,556
Ned, you can't do this.

1488
01:22:59,724 --> 01:23:03,060
Nobody turns a magazine around
in under a year.

1489
01:23:03,228 --> 01:23:06,438
Just give me three more issues, okay?

1490
01:23:06,606 --> 01:23:09,316
I have got this great idea.

1491
01:23:10,110 --> 01:23:13,070
How about we do a whole issue
on revenge?

1492
01:23:13,238 --> 01:23:14,571
How to get it ...

1493
01:23:14,739 --> 01:23:16,824
who to stick it to ...

1494
01:23:16,992 --> 01:23:19,243
the lost art of holding a grudge.

1495
01:23:19,411 --> 01:23:22,329
How to construct the perfect rumor.

1496
01:23:23,164 --> 01:23:27,001
The 10 best random acts of getting even.

1497
01:23:27,168 --> 01:23:30,671
And we'll put a hot young actress
on the cover.

1498
01:23:31,589 --> 01:23:33,257
Yes.

1499
01:23:35,343 --> 01:23:36,969
Thank you.

1500
01:23:37,137 --> 01:23:40,097
Yeah, I think it'll be brilliant too.

1501
01:23:40,557 --> 01:23:42,599
Okay, then.

1502
01:23:43,893 --> 01:23:45,936
I'll see you in the morning.

1503
01:23:50,108 --> 01:23:54,111
Hello?

1504
01:23:54,279 --> 01:23:56,196
Molly?

1505
01:23:56,781 --> 01:23:58,741
Where is everybody?
Where is everybody?

1506
01:23:58,908 --> 01:24:00,034
Here.

1507
01:24:00,201 --> 01:24:01,285
Hey. Oh, Maggie.

1508
01:24:01,453 --> 01:24:04,455
All that fabric from Italy?
The whole dye lot was off.

1509
01:24:04,622 --> 01:24:08,083
I had to completely re-cut a pattern
and the fit model didn't show up.

1510
01:24:08,251 --> 01:24:11,754
But it is going to be good.
Maggie, it's gonna be so good.

1511
01:24:11,921 --> 01:24:14,214
- Where's Molly?
- She's out there.

1512
01:24:16,551 --> 01:24:17,801
What is she doing?

1513
01:24:17,969 --> 01:24:21,972
Well, she says
she doesn't want to be a woman.

1514
01:24:27,020 --> 01:24:28,979
Hey, Mol.

1515
01:24:30,648 --> 01:24:31,982
Wow.

1516
01:24:32,275 --> 01:24:35,360
You've got quite a little bonfire
going there.

1517
01:24:35,528 --> 01:24:38,989
I started it off with the slenders
and now I'm adding the supers.

1518
01:24:39,157 --> 01:24:40,949
That's the trick.

1519
01:24:45,288 --> 01:24:49,083
Wouldn't it be just great if when
you're born, they give you a rulebook ...

1520
01:24:49,250 --> 01:24:53,629
so every time you came up against
something you had no idea how to handle ...

1521
01:24:53,797 --> 01:24:56,965
you just look it up in the book
and there would be the answer?

1522
01:24:57,342 --> 01:25:02,012
You know,
I used to feel sorry for the kids in my class.

1523
01:25:02,180 --> 01:25:05,557
Every other weekend with Dad
until Mommy's boyfriend sleeps over ...

1524
01:25:05,725 --> 01:25:07,351
then Dad gets you two in a row.

1525
01:25:07,977 --> 01:25:09,812
I used to feel sorry for them.

1526
01:25:10,355 --> 01:25:11,605
Now I'm one of them.

1527
01:25:13,066 --> 01:25:16,401
Listen, Molly,
I know that I haven't been here for you.

1528
01:25:16,569 --> 01:25:20,030
And I'm very sorry about that.
We have a lot to talk about.

1529
01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:22,533
I can't talk to you like I talk to Sylvie.

1530
01:25:24,786 --> 01:25:27,788
- You've been talking to Sylvie?
- She's been helping me.

1531
01:25:28,164 --> 01:25:31,166
Well, I wanna help you.
Why won't you let me help you?

1532
01:25:31,334 --> 01:25:34,628
Because all you'll do is tell me
that everything is going to be fine ...

1533
01:25:34,796 --> 01:25:36,380
and it's not.

1534
01:25:36,548 --> 01:25:39,383
Dad's living in an apartment
that barely has any furniture.

1535
01:25:39,551 --> 01:25:43,053
That Crystal woman
is coming over all the time.

1536
01:25:43,471 --> 01:25:45,055
She doesn't even call first.

1537
01:25:45,682 --> 01:25:47,683
Then she leaves stuff behind.

1538
01:25:47,851 --> 01:25:50,060
A dress, a purse.

1539
01:25:50,228 --> 01:25:52,855
I don't think
he even really likes her that much.

1540
01:25:53,022 --> 01:25:55,023
He's just lonely.

1541
01:25:55,191 --> 01:25:56,233
He misses you.

1542
01:25:57,735 --> 01:26:00,821
Molly, I can't.

1543
01:26:00,989 --> 01:26:02,239
I just can't.

1544
01:26:03,741 --> 01:26:05,617
I know, I remember.

1545
01:26:05,785 --> 01:26:08,996
I used to watch you get ready
to go out with Dad.

1546
01:26:09,164 --> 01:26:13,625
And you'd let me put on your dresses
and your high heels ...

1547
01:26:13,793 --> 01:26:17,087
and draw on some lipstick.

1548
01:26:17,589 --> 01:26:19,089
I wanted to be you.

1549
01:26:24,262 --> 01:26:26,513
I'm gonna go call Sylvie.

1550
01:26:49,662 --> 01:26:51,246
Hey.

1551
01:26:51,414 --> 01:26:53,207
- Hey.
- Mary.

1552
01:26:53,374 --> 01:26:55,959
I wanna know
what you're talking to my daughter about.

1553
01:26:56,127 --> 01:26:57,961
I promised her I wouldn't discuss it.

1554
01:26:58,129 --> 01:27:01,048
She's having emotional problems,
now you decide to be discreet?

1555
01:27:01,216 --> 01:27:02,883
I thought she needed a safe place.

1556
01:27:03,051 --> 01:27:06,720
I'm the safe place, okay?
That is my job, not yours.

1557
01:27:06,888 --> 01:27:08,639
I'm the mother, not you.

1558
01:27:08,806 --> 01:27:11,391
- She said she loves me.
- Yeah, you never have to say no.

1559
01:27:11,559 --> 01:27:14,937
You show me the stretch marks,
and you can do all the mothering you want.

1560
01:27:15,438 --> 01:27:18,398
And what is this, casual Friday?
It's Wednesday.

1561
01:27:18,566 --> 01:27:20,108
Yeah, I know.

1562
01:27:20,276 --> 01:27:21,652
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

1563
01:27:21,819 --> 01:27:24,613
- Something.
- Look, let's just drop it, okay?

1564
01:27:24,781 --> 01:27:27,491
I didn't mean to cause problems.
I was just trying to help.

1565
01:27:28,159 --> 01:27:30,160
Don't you ever get tired of saying that?

1566
01:27:33,665 --> 01:27:37,751
How dare you reprimand me for stepping in
where you should have been all along.

1567
01:27:37,919 --> 01:27:40,587
You have not been there
for your daughter, Mary.

1568
01:27:40,755 --> 01:27:42,339
You've not been there for anybody.

1569
01:27:42,507 --> 01:27:44,800
You're not willing to face the hard stuff.

1570
01:27:44,968 --> 01:27:47,219
Don't you criticize me.
Let me ask you something.

1571
01:27:47,387 --> 01:27:50,681
Now that Molly trusts you,
are you gonna betray her like you did me?

1572
01:27:50,848 --> 01:27:53,350
Do you have any idea
how hard it is to be your friend?

1573
01:27:53,518 --> 01:27:55,978
I tried to make it up to you.
What more do you want?

1574
01:27:56,145 --> 01:27:58,981
I wanna know
how you can sell out your best friend.

1575
01:27:59,649 --> 01:28:02,943
I hope that job is worth it, Sylvie,
because it's all you've got.

1576
01:28:03,111 --> 01:28:04,361
I quit my job.

1577
01:28:04,946 --> 01:28:06,613
- What?
- What else could I do?

1578
01:28:06,781 --> 01:28:08,532
I was making terrible compromises.

1579
01:28:08,700 --> 01:28:10,367
I can't believe you quit.

1580
01:28:10,535 --> 01:28:15,163
How could I be so out of whack
that I sold out my best friend?

1581
01:28:15,331 --> 01:28:19,293
You were in an impossible situation.
Of course you'd wanna keep your job.

1582
01:28:19,460 --> 01:28:21,670
It's what you do, and you're great at it.

1583
01:28:21,838 --> 01:28:24,381
It's nothing compared
to being responsible for a child.

1584
01:28:24,549 --> 01:28:27,342
- I don't know how you do it.
- Come on, I'm a terrible mother.

1585
01:28:27,510 --> 01:28:29,386
Look what I'm passing down
from my own.

1586
01:28:29,554 --> 01:28:31,805
I can't even talk to my own daughter
about sex.

1587
01:28:31,973 --> 01:28:35,350
Well, it's easy for me.
I wasn't there changing her diapers.

1588
01:28:35,518 --> 01:28:37,519
- I mean --
- I know, you are helping me out.

1589
01:28:37,687 --> 01:28:40,230
You're doing me a really big favor.
Thank you very much.

1590
01:28:40,398 --> 01:28:42,983
Goddamn it. Thank you.

1591
01:28:43,776 --> 01:28:45,777
Anything I can do.

1592
01:28:45,945 --> 01:28:48,196
You have a huge job, huge.

1593
01:28:48,364 --> 01:28:50,240
I'm so glad I never had children.

1594
01:28:50,408 --> 01:28:53,076
That's the last impermissible thing
you can say at a party.

1595
01:28:53,244 --> 01:28:54,578
That you don't want children.

1596
01:28:54,746 --> 01:28:57,998
Well, I'm gonna have a dinner party
and then you can say that.

1597
01:28:58,458 --> 01:29:01,501
Oh, my God, I'm exhausted.

1598
01:29:03,296 --> 01:29:05,213
We're a mess.

1599
01:29:06,883 --> 01:29:08,925
I like your hair, though.

1600
01:29:23,566 --> 01:29:26,068
You know what?
I got my divorce papers today.

1601
01:29:26,235 --> 01:29:27,277
Oh.

1602
01:29:27,445 --> 01:29:32,783
All I have to do is sign,
and I can't seem to be able to find a pen.

1603
01:29:33,368 --> 01:29:35,577
Mary, look, it's the 21st century.

1604
01:29:35,745 --> 01:29:38,455
It's okay for people
to fight for their relationships.

1605
01:29:40,083 --> 01:29:41,958
You know what this feels like?

1606
01:29:42,126 --> 01:29:45,212
It feels like
that phantom limb syndrome.

1607
01:29:45,380 --> 01:29:49,257
You know that thing where you lose a part
of your body, like an arm or something ...

1608
01:29:49,425 --> 01:29:52,594
but you still have the sensation
that it's there.

1609
01:29:52,762 --> 01:29:55,222
Well, you know,
I'm sure Stephen feels the same way.

1610
01:29:55,390 --> 01:29:57,974
Oh, no,
I'm not talking about Stephen and me.

1611
01:29:58,142 --> 01:30:01,019
I'm talking about you and me.

1612
01:30:12,782 --> 01:30:14,491
Fan out.

1613
01:30:24,377 --> 01:30:25,919
Hi, remember me?

1614
01:30:26,087 --> 01:30:28,046
- Oh, Mrs. Haines.
- My nails are a mess.

1615
01:30:28,214 --> 01:30:30,715
But why wouldn't they be,
with what I've been through?

1616
01:30:30,883 --> 01:30:32,300
- Do you have time?
- No problem.

1617
01:30:32,468 --> 01:30:34,970
It's the least I could do.

1618
01:30:35,138 --> 01:30:36,471
- Mary?
- Sylvie.

1619
01:30:36,639 --> 01:30:38,849
Oh, hi, how have you been?

1620
01:30:39,225 --> 01:30:42,936
- Oh, fantastic.
- I just had the most fabulous facial.

1621
01:30:43,104 --> 01:30:45,522
So how's it going with you-know-who?

1622
01:30:45,690 --> 01:30:49,484
Oh, absolutely fantastic,
like we never skipped a beat.

1623
01:30:49,652 --> 01:30:51,987
And the sex is just off the charts.

1624
01:30:52,155 --> 01:30:53,697
I am so jealous.

1625
01:30:53,865 --> 01:30:56,950
It's the whole sneaking-around thing
that gives it its yummy edge.

1626
01:30:57,118 --> 01:31:00,245
There's nothing like having an affair
with your estranged husband ...

1627
01:31:00,413 --> 01:31:02,539
to put the spark back in things.

1628
01:31:03,207 --> 01:31:04,458
- Oh.
- Oops.

1629
01:31:04,625 --> 01:31:07,169
Oh, my God, I'm such an idiot.

1630
01:31:08,045 --> 01:31:10,464
I better go,
before I put my foot in it again.

1631
01:31:10,631 --> 01:31:11,798
Great seeing you, Mary.

1632
01:31:11,966 --> 01:31:14,092
- Call me, okay?
- Sure.

1633
01:31:14,260 --> 01:31:17,179
Well, that was awkward.
You don't still see Crystal, do you?

1634
01:31:17,722 --> 01:31:19,556
You have to forget what you just heard.

1635
01:31:19,724 --> 01:31:21,725
My life's been complicated enough
this year.

1636
01:31:21,893 --> 01:31:24,019
It's all safe with me.

1637
01:31:24,187 --> 01:31:26,229
- Now, have you decided on a color?
- Yes.

1638
01:31:27,440 --> 01:31:29,357
Jungle Red.

1639
01:31:35,573 --> 01:31:37,324
Are you sure, Tanya?

1640
01:31:37,492 --> 01:31:40,535
Oh, God, I can't believe he's seeing her
behind my back.

1641
01:31:40,703 --> 01:31:42,829
I'm practically living with the man.

1642
01:31:42,997 --> 01:31:45,332
Doesn't anybody respect rules anymore?

1643
01:31:46,167 --> 01:31:48,960
My father's taking me home now.

1644
01:31:49,504 --> 01:31:51,796
God almighty, you scared me.

1645
01:31:51,964 --> 01:31:53,089
I gotta go.

1646
01:31:53,257 --> 01:31:56,760
- He said I should say good night.
- Oh, well, come give me a little kiss.

1647
01:31:57,637 --> 01:31:58,970
- That's okay.
- Oh, come on.

1648
01:31:59,138 --> 01:32:01,306
We just spent
the whole weekend together.

1649
01:32:01,474 --> 01:32:03,517
It's hot in here and I have my coat on.

1650
01:32:04,393 --> 01:32:06,603
All right. Well, good night.

1651
01:32:06,771 --> 01:32:08,522
- Good night.
- Uh ...

1652
01:32:08,689 --> 01:32:11,691
Good night, who?

1653
01:32:14,070 --> 01:32:16,905
- I asked you to call me Aunt Crystal.
- I don't want to.

1654
01:32:17,073 --> 01:32:20,325
Hey, you know, I have bent over backwards
to be nice to you.

1655
01:32:20,493 --> 01:32:23,495
I fixed up your room,
I made you that amazing dinner.

1656
01:32:23,871 --> 01:32:26,081
Who screws up macaroni and cheese?

1657
01:32:26,249 --> 01:32:29,292
That's not the point.
The point is that I make an effort.

1658
01:32:29,460 --> 01:32:31,878
Why don't you make an effort?
What's your problem?

1659
01:32:32,046 --> 01:32:33,755
I don't like you.

1660
01:32:35,591 --> 01:32:38,301
Come on.
What kind of stupid answer is that?

1661
01:32:38,469 --> 01:32:39,928
Everybody likes me.

1662
01:32:40,638 --> 01:32:43,890
What would your father say
if he heard you talking to me like this?

1663
01:32:44,058 --> 01:32:45,475
I don't think he cares.

1664
01:32:45,643 --> 01:32:47,811
Why, what'd you hear? What'd he say?

1665
01:32:48,771 --> 01:32:49,980
Nothing.

1666
01:32:51,023 --> 01:32:54,192
Oh, by the way,
I won't be here next Friday.

1667
01:32:54,360 --> 01:32:57,153
My mother's having a fashion show.

1668
01:32:57,321 --> 01:33:00,991
Yeah, it's something she's always
wanted to do, and now she's doing it.

1669
01:33:01,158 --> 01:33:03,493
My father thinks it's great.

1670
01:33:03,661 --> 01:33:08,498
He finds the whole thing
kind of sexy, in a way.

1671
01:33:08,666 --> 01:33:11,710
You know, a woman
coming into her own and all that.

1672
01:33:11,877 --> 01:33:15,255
At least that's what I heard him say.

1673
01:33:15,423 --> 01:33:18,300
Well, enjoy your bath.

1674
01:33:23,889 --> 01:33:25,390
Stephen!

1675
01:33:34,483 --> 01:33:38,528
I don't know what they do in your country,
but you don't throw the tinsel in clumps.

1676
01:33:38,696 --> 01:33:40,322
We place it. We place it.

1677
01:33:40,489 --> 01:33:42,532
Okay, I'm ready to go.

1678
01:33:42,700 --> 01:33:44,618
- Oh, my God.

1679
01:33:44,785 --> 01:33:46,703
This is it, the big day.

1680
01:33:46,871 --> 01:33:47,954
Look at you.

1681
01:33:48,122 --> 01:33:51,041
I don't know how you are
so calm and collected.

1682
01:33:51,208 --> 01:33:53,710
- You must be freaking out inside.
- Uta.

1683
01:33:53,878 --> 01:33:56,838
No, I'm really okay.
I always imagined myself doing this.

1684
01:33:57,006 --> 01:33:59,132
I guess I just stood in my own way,
you know?

1685
01:33:59,300 --> 01:34:00,759
Listen, kiddo.

1686
01:34:00,926 --> 01:34:03,470
It doesn't matter what happens tonight.

1687
01:34:03,638 --> 01:34:06,431
What counts is that you showed up.

1688
01:34:06,599 --> 01:34:09,601
I always knew
there was someone else inside of you.

1689
01:34:09,769 --> 01:34:11,936
Thank you, Maggie.

1690
01:34:12,104 --> 01:34:13,313
You know, I just love you.

1691
01:34:22,907 --> 01:34:25,283
Okay. Here I go.

1692
01:34:25,451 --> 01:34:29,079
I'm going.
And, Uta, you'll drop Molly in an hour.

1693
01:34:29,455 --> 01:34:32,123
- Yup.
- All right.

1694
01:34:33,918 --> 01:34:36,211
Maggie, can it be?

1695
01:34:36,379 --> 01:34:38,296
Are you involved?

1696
01:34:38,464 --> 01:34:39,506
Oh, shut up.

1697
01:34:39,674 --> 01:34:41,591
Here, decorate.

1698
01:35:02,446 --> 01:35:05,198
You should be on the Discovery Channel.

1699
01:35:15,918 --> 01:35:18,461
It's got too much blue.
We gotta get her a different ...

1700
01:35:18,629 --> 01:35:20,296
I see that. Just give me a second.

1701
01:35:20,464 --> 01:35:21,798
All right.

1702
01:35:22,216 --> 01:35:23,883
- Mary.
- Hey.

1703
01:35:24,051 --> 01:35:27,345
- Excuse me just a second.
- Mom, can you believe the turnout?

1704
01:35:27,513 --> 01:35:30,765
All the best boutiques are here.
If I throw up, will you hold my hair?

1705
01:35:30,933 --> 01:35:32,392
It's going to be great.

1706
01:35:32,560 --> 01:35:34,644
By the way,
your father stopped by earlier ...

1707
01:35:34,812 --> 01:35:37,981
and said to tell you
he didn't think you had this kind of talent.

1708
01:35:38,149 --> 01:35:41,484
- Fantastic.
- Don't be bitter. It leads to Botox.

1709
01:35:41,652 --> 01:35:45,655
Listen, I'm not sure about
the opening sequence of the show.

1710
01:35:45,823 --> 01:35:48,658
And I think you need to reconsider
where you place the coats.

1711
01:35:48,826 --> 01:35:50,910
Mom,
when you said you'd underwrite me ...

1712
01:35:51,078 --> 01:35:53,580
I didn't think it meant
that you'd be popping by ...

1713
01:35:53,748 --> 01:35:55,957
every five minutes
with helpful suggestions.

1714
01:35:56,125 --> 01:35:57,876
But you said you'd value my input.

1715
01:35:58,043 --> 01:36:01,129
That's what you say when you take a lot
of money from someone, Mom.

1716
01:36:01,297 --> 01:36:03,673
Nobody ever means it.
Now, go find a seat.

1717
01:36:03,841 --> 01:36:05,842
Just take a look at those coats again.

1718
01:36:08,179 --> 01:36:09,763
Skinny.

1719
01:36:09,930 --> 01:36:11,681
- Don't bother Mary.
- Okay.

1720
01:36:14,894 --> 01:36:16,519
Hey. Oh, honey, what are these?

1721
01:36:16,687 --> 01:36:18,188
They just came.

1722
01:36:18,355 --> 01:36:19,355
They're from Dad.

1723
01:36:19,732 --> 01:36:20,940
They're from Dad?

1724
01:36:21,108 --> 01:36:23,818
Hey, hey. Fingers crossed for me, okay?

1725
01:36:24,278 --> 01:36:26,029
Okay.

1726
01:36:29,366 --> 01:36:31,534
- Mom?
- Yeah.

1727
01:36:32,411 --> 01:36:34,871
This is really cool.

1728
01:37:05,861 --> 01:37:07,529
Excuse me.

1729
01:37:08,155 --> 01:37:09,906
Hi, Edie.

1730
01:37:11,075 --> 01:37:16,204
You look very rested, Catherine.

1731
01:39:13,155 --> 01:39:14,822
Thank you.

1732
01:39:36,512 --> 01:39:39,555
Oh, Mary, I am so proud of you.

1733
01:39:39,723 --> 01:39:41,474
Okay, Mom.

1734
01:39:42,101 --> 01:39:43,726
Everything was beautiful.

1735
01:39:43,894 --> 01:39:45,061
Okay, Mom.

1736
01:39:45,229 --> 01:39:47,897
I guess I'm just living a little vicariously.

1737
01:39:48,065 --> 01:39:51,025
Maybe even jealous.
A little competitive.

1738
01:39:51,193 --> 01:39:53,569
- Mom, more than I need to know.
- Okay.

1739
01:39:53,737 --> 01:39:55,154
I'll take Molly home.

1740
01:39:56,156 --> 01:39:57,824
Mary.

1741
01:39:57,992 --> 01:39:59,701
Mary.

1742
01:40:00,744 --> 01:40:03,413
All right, tell it to me straight.
What did you think?

1743
01:40:03,580 --> 01:40:04,664
It was transforming.

1744
01:40:04,832 --> 01:40:08,418
But it doesn't matter what I think.
This is the lady whose opinion counts.

1745
01:40:08,585 --> 01:40:10,086
Glenda Hill, meet Mary Haines.

1746
01:40:10,254 --> 01:40:12,672
This is the head buyer
from Saks Fifth Avenue.

1747
01:40:12,840 --> 01:40:14,882
- Hello.
- Oh.

1748
01:40:15,259 --> 01:40:17,593
Wow, I didn't realize you were coming.

1749
01:40:17,761 --> 01:40:21,931
Well, I don't ordinarily crash fashion shows,
but Sylvie called me, insisted that I come.

1750
01:40:22,099 --> 01:40:25,101
Said I'd be missing something if I didn't,
and she was right.

1751
01:40:25,269 --> 01:40:26,769
Really? Really?

1752
01:40:26,937 --> 01:40:28,604
I don't know what to say.

1753
01:40:29,440 --> 01:40:33,359
It's a small collection,
but I find it fresh and forward.

1754
01:40:33,527 --> 01:40:37,113
I assume you'd be open to some changes
for the Saks customer.

1755
01:40:37,656 --> 01:40:41,117
Hemline here, maybe a jacket there.

1756
01:40:41,285 --> 01:40:43,286
Saks Fifth Avenue
is gonna order my clothes?

1757
01:40:44,163 --> 01:40:46,164
Well,
we'll start with the New York store ...

1758
01:40:46,331 --> 01:40:51,502
and if the clothes do well,
we'll expand to all 59 stores.

1759
01:40:51,670 --> 01:40:54,297
And of course,
we need everything shipped by spring.

1760
01:40:54,923 --> 01:40:56,799
Are you geared up for that?

1761
01:40:56,967 --> 01:40:59,719
I think she's a little shell-shocked.

1762
01:41:00,220 --> 01:41:03,765
- Would you mind if I think about it?
- Think about it?

1763
01:41:05,059 --> 01:41:08,102
Well, don't think too long.

1764
01:41:09,772 --> 01:41:12,315
- What do you have to think?
- I have to think about it.

1765
01:41:12,483 --> 01:41:13,983
- What is there to think about?
- Mary.

1766
01:41:14,151 --> 01:41:18,321
It was so amazing,
and we're so proud of you.

1767
01:41:18,489 --> 01:41:22,116
And I am so sorry that I won't be able
to stay longer to help you celebrate.

1768
01:41:22,284 --> 01:41:23,493
But my water just broke.

1769
01:41:25,496 --> 01:41:26,537
What?

1770
01:41:29,666 --> 01:41:31,793
- Are we in the right place?
- Are you all right?

1771
01:41:31,960 --> 01:41:34,170
- Hang in there.
- Here comes another contraction.

1772
01:41:34,338 --> 01:41:35,338
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, God.

1773
01:41:35,506 --> 01:41:37,924
The contractions
are only a couple of minutes apart.

1774
01:41:38,092 --> 01:41:40,384
Every baby comes faster
than the one before.

1775
01:41:40,552 --> 01:41:43,096
- My last one came in just two hours.
- It's okay.

1776
01:41:43,263 --> 01:41:45,098
Excuse me, our friend is having a baby.

1777
01:41:45,265 --> 01:41:47,683
We need a room now,
so we need you guys to hurry up.

1778
01:41:48,018 --> 01:41:50,520
- Does she have insurance?
- She doesn't need insurance.

1779
01:41:50,687 --> 01:41:52,980
Have four, get the fifth one free.
Get her a room.

1780
01:41:53,148 --> 01:41:55,399
Oh, I feel another one coming. Ah!

1781
01:41:55,567 --> 01:41:57,360
- Another one.
- They're a minute apart.

1782
01:41:57,528 --> 01:41:59,153
One minute? She's got a minute.

1783
01:41:59,321 --> 01:42:00,571
- She's got a minute.
- Okay.

1784
01:42:00,739 --> 01:42:03,866
I'll take you right to the delivery room.
And who's the birth coach?

1785
01:42:04,034 --> 01:42:05,993
- I am.
- Oh, no, no, I want Alex to do it.

1786
01:42:06,161 --> 01:42:09,038
- What, me?
- I think it'll be a good experience for you.

1787
01:42:09,206 --> 01:42:11,040
Don't worry, I'll help you through it.

1788
01:42:11,291 --> 01:42:13,835
- Oh, oh.
- Oh, my God.

1789
01:42:14,002 --> 01:42:15,545
This is gonna be a big baby.

1790
01:42:15,712 --> 01:42:17,880
Don't point that thing at me, Edie.
It's loaded.

1791
01:42:18,215 --> 01:42:19,882
Come on, honey. Come on.

1792
01:42:20,050 --> 01:42:21,509
Let's go.

1793
01:42:23,512 --> 01:42:25,763
Glenda Hill? She is an arbiter of taste.

1794
01:42:25,931 --> 01:42:28,057
She's a big deal.
Why didn't you jump on that?

1795
01:42:28,225 --> 01:42:31,477
- I don't think I want such a big order.
- You don't wanna be a success?

1796
01:42:31,645 --> 01:42:32,979
Depends on how you define it.

1797
01:42:33,147 --> 01:42:36,524
I mean, I would be very happy
with just a little boutique business.

1798
01:42:36,692 --> 01:42:38,568
And I have a daughter
who really needs me.

1799
01:42:38,735 --> 01:42:40,987
Your daughter looked at you today
in a new way.

1800
01:42:41,155 --> 01:42:44,407
You gave her a mother who got something
for herself. That's important.

1801
01:42:44,575 --> 01:42:46,742
Remember when they said
we couldn't have it all?

1802
01:42:46,910 --> 01:42:49,245
We can have it all.
The question is, do we want it?

1803
01:42:49,413 --> 01:42:51,831
I don't want it all.
I just want a nice piece of it.

1804
01:42:51,999 --> 01:42:54,417
I don't want it all either,
because it's exhausting.

1805
01:42:54,585 --> 01:42:57,253
We can handle anything.
We'll be each other's wives.

1806
01:42:57,421 --> 01:42:59,630
Do you know how loveable you are,
Sylvie Fowler?

1807
01:42:59,798 --> 01:43:01,716
Do you have any idea
how loveable you are?

1808
01:43:01,884 --> 01:43:03,843
Funny you say that, because I met a guy.

1809
01:43:04,011 --> 01:43:05,553
- You met a guy?
- Yeah.

1810
01:43:05,721 --> 01:43:08,055
I'm thinking of giving him
my real phone number.

1811
01:43:08,223 --> 01:43:10,016
- How did it feel?
- Oh, I don't know.

1812
01:43:10,225 --> 01:43:12,768
- I think it was because --
- No, no, no.

1813
01:43:12,936 --> 01:43:15,062
No thinking. How did it feel?

1814
01:43:15,230 --> 01:43:17,899
I felt like -- I felt like --

1815
01:43:18,066 --> 01:43:20,735
I couldn't talk. I had butterflies.

1816
01:43:20,903 --> 01:43:22,945
Like that time I found my dog
at the pound.

1817
01:43:23,113 --> 01:43:26,949
- Aw.
- We're very close. You better come inside.

1818
01:43:29,995 --> 01:43:32,580
I want my husband!

1819
01:43:32,748 --> 01:43:34,248
Where the hell is that schmuck?

1820
01:43:34,416 --> 01:43:35,958
He's coming, for crying out loud!

1821
01:43:36,126 --> 01:43:38,961
You are not doing the breathing right.
What is so complicated?

1822
01:43:39,129 --> 01:43:40,463
It's like this:

1823
01:43:40,631 --> 01:43:42,757
Somebody get here
before her head spins off.

1824
01:43:42,925 --> 01:43:44,258
I've got your back.

1825
01:43:44,885 --> 01:43:46,802
- It's okay.
- Hey, is that Jungle Red?

1826
01:43:47,471 --> 01:43:48,471
- Okay.
- Nice.

1827
01:43:48,639 --> 01:43:50,765
Focus on my voice.
Focus right on my voice.

1828
01:43:50,933 --> 01:43:51,974
Focus on my voice.

1829
01:43:52,142 --> 01:43:54,810
- Here comes another contraction.
- Okay, now, Edie, use it.

1830
01:43:54,978 --> 01:43:58,314
Use it, Edie, just use it.

1831
01:44:06,323 --> 01:44:09,492
I am never having sex again.
Sew me up right now.

1832
01:44:09,660 --> 01:44:12,745
Okay, so you got through that one, honey,
you got through that one.

1833
01:44:12,913 --> 01:44:14,997
- How's she doing?
- We're a couple pushes away.

1834
01:44:15,165 --> 01:44:17,333
- This baby has a big head.
- Oh, can you see it?

1835
01:44:17,501 --> 01:44:19,085
Oh, God, it's the head.

1836
01:44:22,172 --> 01:44:23,256
Okay, okay, okay.

1837
01:44:26,927 --> 01:44:28,386
It's me, it's me.

1838
01:44:28,553 --> 01:44:29,929
Hello. Stephen?

1839
01:44:30,097 --> 01:44:32,098
- A strong one is coming.
- Mary, Mary.

1840
01:44:32,266 --> 01:44:33,724
Oh, okay. Hold on, okay.

1841
01:44:33,892 --> 01:44:35,351
Edie, see that Christmas tree?

1842
01:44:35,519 --> 01:44:39,605
Just focus on that Christmas tree
and send all your pain right there.

1843
01:44:57,374 --> 01:44:59,375
That was a good one.

1844
01:44:59,543 --> 01:45:02,545
I'm not gonna make it. Oh, God.

1845
01:45:02,713 --> 01:45:04,630
Edie's having a baby.
Can I call you back?

1846
01:45:04,798 --> 01:45:06,424
No, don't hang up. Talk to him.

1847
01:45:06,591 --> 01:45:08,467
- Alex, I just --!
- Oh, my God.

1848
01:45:08,635 --> 01:45:10,261
- He wants to go on a date.
- Good.

1849
01:45:10,429 --> 01:45:12,763
Good? I don't think
I can get past everything.

1850
01:45:12,931 --> 01:45:15,308
You can get past it, just like Alan did.

1851
01:45:15,475 --> 01:45:17,226
- What? Whoa, back up.
- Come on.

1852
01:45:21,315 --> 01:45:23,524
Oh, don't look so shocked.

1853
01:45:23,692 --> 01:45:25,860
Five years ago. It just happened.

1854
01:45:26,028 --> 01:45:27,903
When Alan found out,
it nearly killed him.

1855
01:45:28,071 --> 01:45:30,406
And that nearly killed me.
But he forgave me.

1856
01:45:30,574 --> 01:45:31,866
Not right away, but he did.

1857
01:45:32,034 --> 01:45:34,577
And you know why?
Because he's a good man.

1858
01:45:34,745 --> 01:45:35,870
He knew I loved him.

1859
01:45:36,038 --> 01:45:37,913
And I love him and he loves me.

1860
01:45:38,081 --> 01:45:39,415
And we love the kids.

1861
01:45:39,583 --> 01:45:41,917
And now I'm gonna stop
because I am so exhausted ...

1862
01:45:42,085 --> 01:45:44,045
and I want this kid out of me
right now.

1863
01:45:44,212 --> 01:45:45,254
Get it out!

1864
01:45:46,590 --> 01:45:50,551
Okay, Stephen, here it is, here it is.
I'm gonna own up to my part in all this.

1865
01:45:50,719 --> 01:45:53,763
How could I share myself with you
if I had no idea who I was?

1866
01:45:53,930 --> 01:45:56,932
I want things now that I've put aside,
and I'm gonna get them ...

1867
01:45:57,100 --> 01:46:00,895
and anybody who is a part of my life
is gonna have to want those things for me.

1868
01:46:01,063 --> 01:46:02,271
But this is gonna be hard.

1869
01:46:02,439 --> 01:46:05,107
This is hard work
because trust doesn't happen overnight.

1870
01:46:05,525 --> 01:46:09,987
And if you can accept all of that,
I will see you Tuesday at 8.

1871
01:46:10,155 --> 01:46:12,198
That's all I have available, I'm very busy.

1872
01:46:12,366 --> 01:46:14,241
- We're crowning.
- I gotta go.

1873
01:46:14,409 --> 01:46:15,451
Okay, ladies.

1874
01:46:15,619 --> 01:46:17,495
Get her shoulders, get her knees.

1875
01:46:17,662 --> 01:46:19,455
- Her shoulders and her knees.
- Okay.

1876
01:46:20,749 --> 01:46:23,250
- One more push, Edie.
- Here we go.

1877
01:46:32,219 --> 01:46:33,761
Congratulations.

1878
01:46:34,971 --> 01:46:36,806
It's a boy.

1879
01:46:37,808 --> 01:46:40,726
- Oh, my gosh, Edie.
- You did it.

1880
01:46:41,561 --> 01:46:42,603
- You did it.
- I did.

1881
01:46:44,481 --> 01:46:46,440
I did it.

1882
01:46:50,237 --> 01:46:52,863
Edie had a baby.

1883
01:46:56,618 --> 01:46:59,370
So beautiful.

1884
01:46:59,538 --> 01:47:03,207
Look at you. You have a boy.

1885
01:47:14,136 --> 01:47:16,178
Oh, my goodness.

1886
01:47:17,431 --> 01:47:19,765
Hi, little boy.

1887
01:47:28,316 --> 01:47:30,860
- Hello, little baby.
- Sweet boy.

1888
01:53:21,002 --> 01:53:24,379
I think real beauty is real authenticity.

1889
01:53:24,547 --> 01:53:26,381
And it's pretty much as simple as that.

1890
01:53:26,549 --> 01:53:29,218
I think a sense of humor
is really a beautiful thing.

1891
01:53:29,385 --> 01:53:34,723
People become beautiful
when you feel their confidence.

1892
01:53:34,891 --> 01:53:38,727
Because the beautiful thing about being
a woman is that we are so many things.

1893
01:53:38,895 --> 01:53:41,563
Honestly, it takes some cultivation
to know who you are ...

1894
01:53:41,731 --> 01:53:45,275
h all the mixed messages
and different kind of cultural demands ...

1895
01:53:45,443 --> 01:53:46,568
of who you should be.

1896
01:53:46,736 --> 01:53:48,403
Be kind to yourself.

1897
01:53:48,571 --> 01:53:53,075
Because I promise you,
it will come and it will evolve ...

1898
01:53:53,243 --> 01:53:57,371
and you will see just how spectacular
your "differences" are.

1899
01:53:57,539 --> 01:53:59,998
Being a woman is a gift.