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Is there still a sign of Marco Ballani? - There is no. 12 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:26,040 - Our intelligence says he went skiing. - Now? 13 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:31,120 It's good then. 14 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:58,680 Hello? 15 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,640 You! What are you doing there? 16 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,520 I am a wedding photographer. 17 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,440 Can I have a tall person behind? 18 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:11,240 - OK, buster, the play is over. - How long have you been there? 19 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:15,240 Amy... This isn't soda. 20 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:20,400 I will kill you! 21 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:34,040 - You messed up my life! - I've messed up a lot of life. 22 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:39,440 You're not special. 23 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,640 Basic boils! 24 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:47,920 When I get married, you won't know in which continent I'm in! 25 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:59,040 Marco Ballani, you're the Roman Golden God! 26 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:02,720 I can't be defeated by that bastard. 27 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:06,680 we must hide, completely. 28 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:10,720 We can get married in space. 29 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:13,360 Or hide under the water of the kingdom of Atlantis? 30 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,560 Outer space? I don't think you can. 31 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:18,920 Is that limited to your intelligence, say. 32 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:24,080 We will go somewhere remote. 33 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:28,720 Hi, Mam. 34 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:31,600 Oh, no. 35 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:36,800 - What happened? - There is no. I'm fine. 36 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:44,840 - I'm fine. - Well... good as long as you're fine. 37 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,360 Are you going somewhere? 38 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:51,600 I didn't expect you to be ready for marriage? 39 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:53,840 There's someone out there for you, 40 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,800 someone who is sensitive, loyal and kind. 41 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:59,400 But you will never find it if you hide here. 42 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:02,600 Good, I don't want to meet him. He sounds like a fool. 43 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:06,040 I'm like male Kryptonite. 44 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:10,360 Besides, I'm like kryptonite for men. kryptonite dipped in cellulite. 45 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:14,600 So what's new on Hegg? Tell me. 46 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:17,120 One of Donald's sheep sank. 47 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:22,160 They have to pull it with iron wire. 48 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:25,640 - Hello. - A little warm, isn't it, Iseabail? 49 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,280 This is global warming. 50 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:32,960 - Are you back Katie? - Yes, are we late? 51 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:38,160 Too late to marry him. 52 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:46,400 Fast! 53 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:51,680 Sorry, no. 54 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:57,120 Hi, Angus. 55 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:02,400 You're late, Katie Nic Aodh. She's mine now! 56 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:06,800 There are still Gypsies from Oban. He will come to visit in September. 57 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:09,800 And he really wants to get married. Because of his feet 58 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:14,040 I will marry you, Katie. How old are you when you are eight years old? 59 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:19,240 - 40. - 36 is the limit. 60 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:31,280 - Natives have returned. - Hello, Laird. 61 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,760 That's pretty charming, Katie. 62 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:37,480 And to continue the next embarrassing thing, 63 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:40,160 I might need to return to my old job. 64 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:42,280 What happened to the Edinburgh job 65 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:44,040 66 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:47,280 I ran out of ways to describe the bag. 67 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:49,520 If you don't mind me and say, Katie, 68 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:52,520 You always have a taste problem for men. 69 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,480 I know. I've lost vegetarian men. 70 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:58,680 They say that after the first six years you won't lose them again. 71 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:01,000 You have chosen the right place to try it. 72 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:06,080 There are no single men left on Hegg, is there, after today? 73 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:11,520 Besides me, of course. 74 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,800 Maybe you will dance with me later. 75 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:17,080 Don't forget about Hegg's law, Laird. 76 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:22,160 - You have to dance with us. The oldest with the youngest. - Oh, yes. 77 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,280 The dance of the dead. 78 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:29,400 Which means I have to meet you around 4:30 a.m. 79 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,160 So, 80 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,400 How long have you stayed here? 81 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:38,480 Well... actually, I'm thinking of staying. 82 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:42,520 I don't think you want to stay here. 83 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:47,680 Well, it looks like it's changing to become more interesting here. 84 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:53,520 So, everything seems to pass quickly. You have a wife 85 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:56,440 - And beard. - Oh really... 86 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:59,760 Muireen's thoughts are different from yours regarding beards. 87 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:03,960 And marriage. 88 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:07,360 Listen, I really hope you will... 89 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:12,440 Yes... 90 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,840 Hegg: An Island History, 91 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,680 "The Devenitive Guide" By Katie Nic Aodh. 92 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:58,720 £ 5 per copy. We share results. 93 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:02,800 A guidebook here? Do not be crazy. 94 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:05,160 Let's see our used toilets... 95 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:08,000 which might be haunted by a cow ghost sinking. 96 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:12,040 Do you see? We need to channel this, we must use creative energy. 97 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:15,200 If not, you will become restless and go wandering again. 98 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,440 No one will want to buy an guidebook for Hegg. 99 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:22,520 Unless the price is cheaper than toilet paper. 100 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:26,240 A marketing conference? Will be held here? 101 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:29,240 - The wave has changed. - For the market. 102 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:34,360 for £ 1 or £ 1.50 each with hair. 103 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:38,640 They want to use my castle, for a week. 104 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:42,720 - Hope they are lucky. - This is a beautiful island, Katie. 105 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:44,640 On the one hand... 106 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:48,520 A new start. Like that old whale. 107 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:52,240 You're not too young to remember that the whale is Laird? 108 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,800 - No, I remember. - There will be a lot of money later on this. 109 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,920 Don't be hard on visitors, Katie. 110 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:02,480 We don't want them to think this is an Orkneys where everything goes. 111 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:04,480 Now, Katie. Chapter One, 112 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:07,240 where is a young woman and her landlord 113 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:10,160 save their island from doom by writing 114 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:13,240 a brilliant guidebook. 115 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:25,000 The island of Hegg is located half submerged and windy, 116 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,840 117 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:30,360 far from the extreme waves of the Hebrides. 118 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,840 The city has a population of around 75 people, 119 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,960 the majority of them are around the age... 120 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:41,160 75 yrs. Or even older. 121 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,520 Although Hegg is undoubtedly has a certain appeal... 122 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:47,400 Hegg is not popular with tourists. 123 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:51,520 Even the Vikings never showed any interest in us. 124 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:56,160 But the islanders remain tenacious and the people are smart. 125 00:11:56,440 --> 00:12:01,440 those under 50 are now married, except one. 126 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,840 This island has one B & B 127 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:07,680 which offers traditional Scottish breakfast 128 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:11,200 sausages, chips and nuts, or if you feel more metropolitan, 129 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,560 You can get a light breakfast, 130 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:17,360 one sandwich, two Weetabix and Snickers. 131 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:20,440 Do we have Michelin stars for me to put on top? 132 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:23,440 - Are you not cold? do you need a coat? - No need, I'm fine. 133 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:27,760 As always... I will die in a good way. 134 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:31,240 I have to get out of here, Katie. I've never been anywhere. 135 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,880 And I want to see the world, _ overdose because of * daiquiri (drinks) 136 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:39,000 and thrown into the volcano. But you need money for that. 137 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:44,320 If they ask, say we have two stars but the star has collapsed. 138 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:50,120 Welcome to Sunshine, Hegg B & B. 139 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,040 We have an empty room. 140 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:55,120 - We are looking for a castle. - We are marketing people. 141 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:58,040 I'll take you there... it will cost ten dollars. 142 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:00,200 Mam! 143 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:05,280 I'll take you. 144 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:10,680 Oh, yeah, ampyun. 145 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:14,600 Do you like it? 146 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:19,640 This is spectacular. 147 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:24,920 And that's the last time Americans say it. 148 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,680 A sparkling gilt of gold. 149 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:46,760 That time did not reduce the fortress at all. 150 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:51,920 We are dead. Lara is expecting to walk straight to that stupid book. 151 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:57,200 He won't blame you, Steve. He is a decent woman. 152 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:06,400 Provide me with an office, landline, steeplejacks, welder, 153 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:09,760 £ 20,000 cash, 50,000 gallons of water, 154 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:13,840 construction crew from Bonnie Prince Charlie 155 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:19,000 and cappuccino. 156 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,680 Seal. Look at the funny thing. 157 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:40,240 I don't know where we are, but this is perfect. 158 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:44,040 The sea lights up and vibrates the salt chain 159 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:48,040 against sharp rocks where too many waves die. 160 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,200 What is that? 161 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:54,400 That's you. Chapter 49 of my favorite book. 162 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:59,000 - A bird expert's wife. - Is it true? 163 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:04,280 My husband will be one of the great writers of the 21st century. 164 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:10,400 - So where are we really? - You know where we are. 165 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:17,560 Really? 166 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:40,120 No! 167 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,840 Just like what you described. 168 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,320 We are on Hegg. 169 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:55,120 Don't you remember from many of your research trips? 170 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:57,400 Hey, you guys. 171 00:15:57,480 --> 00:16:00,600 I don't know why we didn't think about this before. 172 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:02,960 Sorry we can't bring friends and family. 173 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:06,240 But this is so special, isn't it? 174 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:09,880 This is perfect. And that's just us. 175 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:14,760 Let's go in. I have to see the 'Hall of a Million Feathers'. 176 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:20,040 - Should it? - Yes, you must see. 177 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,320 Do you like your room? 178 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,560 We have 40 craftsmen who work all night. 179 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:52,760 - One of them is 80. - Why don't you tell him I made it all? 180 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,480 When Lara wants to go to Big Rock Candy Mountain, 181 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,080 I didn't bring it to Elm Street. 182 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:59,640 This is your first time going to Hegg, right? 183 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,320 You google the entire book. 184 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:06,400 You're the first person to have a problem with that. 185 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:09,880 I need fresh air. 186 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:13,440 There are only seven people in the world who know we are here. 187 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,280 Anyone who asks, say that you're in a marketing conference. 188 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:21,400 Bend your face and wear a hat, Tolstoy. 189 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:35,040 If you can avoid a lot of rabbit holes, 190 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,640 Hegg can be the right place to take a walk. 191 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,360 And like islanders say, if you don't like the weather here, 192 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:45,480 just wait for about 20 minutes. End of Chapter One. 193 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:55,760 Chapter Two: The main attractions of Hegg. 194 00:17:56,000 --> 00:18:01,400 People on the island are proud of old public facilities. 195 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:06,200 Decorated urinals with peacock color, 196 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:11,400 while the toilet is the size of a cow cage... 197 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:17,120 really scary. 198 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:34,800 Laird. 199 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:46,040 Hello? I'm sure it's not a real cow. 200 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:51,280 Unless it's the handle of a kazoo. 201 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:57,000 - Sorry. - Oh, no, no, I... 202 00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,840 The landlords of this island have similar caps. 203 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,240 Sorry I broke through you, Mom... 204 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:03,600 - Not mother. - No, no. Not. 205 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:06,680 I just pretended to be a cow ghost, 206 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:11,520 which, of course, was really crazy. 207 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:14,000 Not at all. 208 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,600 Sorry, 209 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,440 from the front I think this house is open to the public. 210 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:21,280 my house? 211 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,640 Don't you live here? 212 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:27,160 I don't live in this toilet. Not! 213 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:30,720 Here we live in a primitive residence, 214 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,480 Like anthropologists call it a house. 215 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:37,920 I'm sorry. I have spent much time with... ascetic. 216 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,520 For someone marketing, you're not good at lying. 217 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:46,440 I'm still very junior. 218 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:51,600 - Katie. - I'm J... 219 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:54,760 John. John... son, John... 220 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,280 - John. - John Johnson. 221 00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:00,600 And I... I'm lost. 222 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:05,720 No wonder. The book is not true about everything. 223 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:09,240 You haven't read it yet. No one reads it. 224 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,720 That's the only book ever written about Hegg. 225 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,720 Everyone who can read must read it. 226 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:17,040 - The Hegg Book Club gives a value of 4 out of 10. - Four out of ten? 227 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,840 We think the book tells 600 sides. 228 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,680 The structure of the book may be quite intentional. 229 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:25,120 Wow, the Hegg Book Club is a hard guy. 230 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:29,280 Oh, and the love story? This is not at all credible. 231 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,600 There is no 'soul' at all. 232 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,840 - without soul? - Maybe the second edition of the book will be better. 233 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,120 - Has it come out? - No, no. 234 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:40,360 Yes ampyun. It's been years, 235 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:44,360 maybe the author wants a longer story. Can you imagine? 236 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:49,480 Do you want me to take it for a while? 237 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,480 Oh, no, no. You definitely need Iona. 238 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:56,520 There is no monastery here. There are no monks. There is no miracle. 239 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:59,880 - It's okay. - But there are no free accommodations here. 240 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:04,040 I believe in God too, but I'm also very interested in yoga. 241 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:08,040 - Hung jury, you see. So there is no discount. - No problem. 242 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:12,360 I will pay first in full. 243 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,520 To be fair, he must redeem it. 244 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:18,080 You can tell Hegg in a flyer of about five pages. 245 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,840 OK, I know where I am now. 246 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,400 Look, you're here to work, obviously. 247 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:29,120 But if you like coffee, I live in B & B... 248 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:32,520 down there, with my mom. 249 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,680 It's just that... I go around more often and I'm much sexier than it seems. 250 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:40,160 We have so many... 251 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,200 marketing must be done. 252 00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:46,520 OK. This is not... 253 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:50,920 I'm not... I'm not anymore. 254 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:54,160 I'm vegetarian. 255 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:59,280 Yeah. 256 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,640 257 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,920 Sorry. 258 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:10,080 Bye. 259 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,400 Room three. 260 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:20,080 God bless you. 261 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:25,760 This is a hobby. I wish I could catch some pictures of your rare birds. 262 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:30,480 We don't have rare birds. We have porcupines. 263 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,280 Yeah, I'm here now. 264 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:35,520 I just made something unbelievable - Ignorance of myself. - We have guests. 265 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:40,640 - I don't trust this monk. - People say they're monkeys around. 266 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:49,760 - I think he's a journalist. - Why? 267 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:56,320 Have you taken your medicine? 268 00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:01,520 Chapter One: Jackson Kandinsky wakes up from a dream of the past 269 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:22,600 270 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:37,440 271 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:56,680 I'm much sexier than it seems. 272 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:12,480 Yes. 273 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,440 Are you sure tonight the worst thing to make love 274 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,280 before marriage? 275 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:42,160 I hate when you beg for sex. 276 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:47,240 You're so beautiful. 277 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,680 You made me starve you. Makes me sunken... 278 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,520 with caves of desire. 279 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:03,680 Oh, God. Am I writing it? 'Desire.' That's not even a word. 280 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:07,880 No. It's just coming out of my mind. Oh, right. Sorry. 281 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:13,000 It's finally dark too? 282 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:19,480 You're not a monk. And you won't have my story. Is this the Caledonian Press Agency? 283 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:43,920 284 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:55,160 285 00:25:55,480 --> 00:26:00,440 Imagine burning your cellulite! 286 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:08,280 Come on! You do it very well! 287 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:36,040 Oh, God. 288 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:45,440 This is good. Feel the burning. 289 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:52,160 Lara? 290 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,480 When did you say 'sort of lost...'? 291 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:13,600 She's... She's really gone. 292 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,320 OK, he saw it. Did he see it? 293 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,880 I don't know. He disguised himself as a witch. 294 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:24,080 A kind of chocolate witch. And he climbed the phon near the chapel. 295 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:25,920 How does he do this? 296 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:31,000 He is amazing. 297 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:40,240 OK, he's in a tree. He wants a photo of a happy couple. 298 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,840 Let's give it to him. We go to the wedding exactly as planned. 299 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,920 But with a replacement cast. Assure Ballani that this is a real marriage, 300 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,400 he will take a picture and leave. Then we go find Lara, 301 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:50,960 bring it back to the chapel 302 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,800 and do it again, this time for the real one. 303 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,280 You're amazing too. 304 00:27:56,400 --> 00:28:00,800 - Do I need to tell James? - Don't say anything to the google leech. 305 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:05,920 If James finds out Lara is missing, he will go look for it... 306 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,400 Oh, you are here. Ladies and gentlemen, I will tidy up my own hair now. 307 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:14,520 - Because I know what I want. - OK. 308 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,560 Is there a problem? 309 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:22,160 - Yay. - Yay. 310 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:26,480 - I'm lucky. - OK. 311 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,520 But if James doesn't know that Lara is missing, how can it work? 312 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:34,960 He must think that the woman is the real bride. We need fake brides. 313 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,520 None of you are suitable. Too high, too black. 314 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:40,280 - I can do it. - Do not be stupid. 315 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,120 Ballani knows you. He saw you with James. 316 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:47,840 I only need someone who can walk 20 feet without falling. 317 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,120 Who is that terrible girl? 318 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:54,080 - But I don't look like Lara Tyler. - That's right, 319 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:57,680 he is not exactly the same now before the two girls helped him. 320 00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:01,720 - Hi. - We think you are full of potential. 321 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,560 - No, sorry. - £ 200. 322 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,040 I'm really not interested. I'm sick of marriage. 323 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,960 £ 500. This is not a real marriage. 324 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:13,320 Have they ever? I almost bought a wedding dress at that time. 325 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:17,760 - It costs the same as Fiat Uno. - £ 5,000. 326 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:21,000 Is there someone on this island that says I'm a prostitute? 327 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:24,920 Listen! I'm really not interested, and my mom will be back soon, 328 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,000 and I said I would cook lunch, so... 329 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:30,040 An hour of improvisation. There are no sexual scenes. 330 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:34,640 £ 5,000. You can do something really good, 331 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:39,840 to hurt your mother. 332 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,000 What kind of tool is that? 333 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:51,080 I will temporarily paralyze your cheeks. 334 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,160 - What are you doing? - This is just a kind of bleach. 335 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,280 - This will make your hair more shiny. - Impossible. 336 00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,360 He can't put toilet cleaners in my hair. 337 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,200 Don't blabber. 338 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:08,280 No, no, no. 339 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:15,560 - Sorry. - Vain. 340 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,760 Let's make it more convincing. 341 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:59,400 You're an Oscar candidate. You are confident. 342 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,360 You're calm. You have done many campaigns. 343 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:05,160 And your newest thing is citing Gertrude Stein... 344 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,720 at length and from memory. 345 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:12,200 OK, Steve, we're in. I don't think he's inside. 346 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:15,560 But to be safer, suppose that the place is tapped. 347 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:20,720 Can you do an American accent? 348 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:49,480 Lara? are you okay? 349 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:56,760 Hi. Do you love him, cheer him up, 350 00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:02,280 respect it and protect it, 351 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,880 and leave all others to be loyal to him as long as you two are still alive? 352 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,640 353 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,560 I will. 354 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:16,720 I will! 355 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,280 I, James Neil Arber, take you, Lara Elizabeth Tyler, 356 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:26,120 357 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:31,640 to be my wife, when I'm happy, when it's hard, when I'm sick and when I'm healthy... 358 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,160 ... to love and appreciate 359 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:42,200 until death separates us. In the presence of God, I took this oath. 360 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:49,280 I, Lara Elizabeth Tyler, accept you, 361 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:55,520 James Neil Arber, to be my husband, 362 00:32:55,800 --> 00:33:02,400 to keep and keep going from today forward, both happy, bad, 363 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:06,080 happy, hard... 364 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,320 sick, healthy, love, death, respect. 365 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,360 Before God, I made this oath. 366 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:14,280 Who owns the ring? 367 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,840 - Steve, what the hell happened? - I'll explain it to you later. 368 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:22,600 Ring text is optional, right? 369 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:26,280 Now I declare you husband and wife. 370 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:30,880 - You can kiss the bride. - Who is this? 371 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,040 John Johnson. 372 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,880 Girl toilet? 373 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,200 We have to buy time to look for Lara. 374 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,400 "Us" who do you mean? Who is looking for it? 375 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,960 - Gang. - The makeup groom? 376 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,280 Are you crazy? He could have fallen from a cliff! 377 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,720 Do you think Ballani will believe this toilet attendant is my wife? 378 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,040 I'm not a toilet attendant. 379 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,360 He has been hunted by reporters since he was 15. 380 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,040 So that made him a little nervous. And what have you done? 381 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:58,320 You made him disappear in Hegg with a photographer he hates the most. 382 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:02,160 How can it... When did they do all this? 383 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,880 - This is my job, to protect his career. - He will retire. 384 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:11,440 - Let me know, only you & him are like that. - Steve. Steve! 385 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:15,560 - What? - Is that a press? 386 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:20,160 Oh, God. How did this happen? 387 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:23,720 Can I have my clothes back and my reward? 388 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,480 - My mother is waiting for me. - I will find it. 389 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,600 What we need is you can't catch their attention. 390 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:33,160 Lara is gone. Maybe there are wolves out there. 391 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,920 You're absolutely right. I don't think clearly. 392 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,800 Of course, if anyone can find it, it's you. 393 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,080 - This way, you two. - Thank you. 394 00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:46,160 This way. This is the way back out. 395 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:53,720 - You said just one hour ago! - Yeah, I'm full of nonsense. 396 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,880 There must be a way out. 397 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,800 I'm not a toilet guard. And I told you my name. 398 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,760 If only I could remember your name, we could find a way out of here. 399 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,640 Sorry, you named someone with an "officer" that's really cruel right? 400 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,760 You don't want to hang out with people like them. 401 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,520 Give you a white dress and suddenly it's all about you. 402 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:16,600 - This isn't your big day, Katie. - You too, apparently. 403 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:23,320 You have the theme of marriage "The witch's wife". 404 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,920 - What is it like? - I think that could be worse. 405 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,280 I can be trapped in Stephen King's honeymoon. 406 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,320 Even though he seems a good guy. 407 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:37,000 - How much have you paid for this, in your village? - More than enough. 408 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,640 So why do we do that? 409 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:43,640 As long as they think of Lara in the castle, they will camp there. 410 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:48,800 As long as they are there, they won't look for Lara. 411 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,480 Come on. 412 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,840 Strupak! 413 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:59,400 - Strupak! 1 pound. - It's like tea. 414 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:01,680 This is tea. 415 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:05,160 Get out of your way to fuck! 416 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,200 We will make money. 417 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,200 A bunch of reporters just got off the ferry 418 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,440 and some will come soon after. 419 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:17,520 It's like that whale again. 420 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:31,440 Happy couple. A good statue. 421 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:37,400 What is this? 422 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,760 iPhone. 423 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,320 Diamond earrings. 424 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:46,520 This is a party bag, right? 425 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:51,560 You get an party bag from your own wedding. 426 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:56,720 You're hard to understand, but this is very funny. 427 00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:01,360 I counted all my money with a very expensive money counter. 428 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,400 Bling! Bling! 429 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:08,080 Hello? Eight times six million 12.5% interest 430 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:09,800 I will check it for you. 431 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:14,080 Listen, I'm married to Lara Tyler. 432 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:20,440 I did not marry you. This is Lara's idea... 433 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:24,160 and my idea of a big marriage. 434 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,560 If I marry you, we will be in the place you choose... 435 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,640 in the hotel bar with two bright stars no doubt, wrapped in tinsel, 436 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,720 drink German wine and watch your cousin have sex in the car. 437 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:37,120 - You're very arrogant. - You too. 438 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:42,320 What is this eclectic library. 439 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:48,680 Signed... That's tragic. 440 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,480 - Did you sign the marriage certificate? - You see me. Why? 441 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,200 Is it legal? 442 00:37:56,400 --> 00:38:01,360 - I guess, in the chaos, I might have signed my own name. - So? 443 00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:36,560 I can confirm that Lara Tyler and James Arber 444 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:40,400 finally getting married today... 445 00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:42,480 in a small private ceremony. 446 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:46,320 They will leave honeymoon to an undisclosed destination 447 00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,760 in the morning, but, as you see... 448 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:53,840 they will spend their wedding night... in the tower there. 449 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,960 There is a window... 450 00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:00,280 where everything will happen. 451 00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:03,480 - Thank you. - Is there a picture of the dress? 452 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,480 Don't get the bottom dress wet. 453 00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,120 Do you want me to take it off? 454 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,720 - Are you not fully married yet? I think that can help - No 455 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:12,240 I remember now. Single. 456 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,880 But keep the world authority in the romance in literature. 457 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,640 - If you don't explore the toilet for men. - Parasites. 458 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,000 I hope he made you sign a prenup. 459 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:25,040 - How can they make you fit the dress? - It is suitable. 460 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,040 How exactly does it work? When you divorce, does he get half, 461 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:31,280 - Your book isn't finished? - I'm not a parasite. 462 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,360 I haven't even lived with Lara until now. 463 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,600 He built this pavilion with the reason that I can write. 464 00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:40,040 He puts you under a garden shed like a turtle Look, how old are you? over 30 years? 465 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:43,160 - 30. - Still living with your mother? 466 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,520 I stayed with my mom for a while because she was sick. 467 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:49,120 And what are you doing again? Are you the president of the Hegg Book Club? 468 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,440 - Or do you manage their medication? - I'm also a writer. 469 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:55,720 470 00:39:55,920 --> 00:40:00,360 - A writer? What is the author? - The author of something that people really read. 471 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,560 - Do you write cereal packages? - Listen... 472 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,880 Do you write your name repeatedly on the back of the truck? 473 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:09,440 If you have to know, I am writing to online catalog of men's clothing. 474 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:14,080 A pants catalog. I don't do it again. 475 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:17,160 What, 'five pairs of brown trousers with elastic belts, 476 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,120 £ 30 for five pairs? Is it like that? 477 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,400 I also wrote a guidebook for Hegg, 478 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:25,040 stories about life on this island are more accurate than other books. 479 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,280 Sounds interesting. 480 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,880 Is there news? Did you find it? 481 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:34,880 Hello! This island is much bigger than you say, OK? Over. 482 00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:39,080 You might prefer to work at the San Quentin nail clinic, right. 483 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:43,240 Keep looking. Over. And it's done. 484 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,480 Nantti only. 485 00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,160 Where is he? 486 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:50,200 - So what will we look for? Fat or thin? - Second. 487 00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:53,080 Chubby Hollywood looks thin 488 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:58,200 on a happy day? 489 00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:01,520 Bastard. 490 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:05,520 - Hello. - Go now, ma'am. Cannot approach to the castle. 491 00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:07,200 He will be lucky. 492 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:11,640 Do you have a portable phone that I can borrow? 493 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:16,840 There are no signals dear. Public telephones there. 494 00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,680 Can I have a ticket for the telephone? 495 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,040 Occasionally triples. I buy. 496 00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:28,040 Look at him. Show off the money like Sheikh Oman. 497 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:33,200 As if the story was his for sale. 498 00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:37,440 Hello. I'm from 'Stars Today' and I'm here to buy a copy 499 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:39,560 for special marriage Lara Tyler. 500 00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:43,760 Nobody saw anything and no picture. 501 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:47,040 Yes, that means you haven't got the picture yet. Marco Ballani will have the picture. 502 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:52,120 What, is Marco Ballani? 503 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,320 Do you have a photo? 504 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,440 Marco! Do you have a photo? 505 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:03,760 I have nothing. 506 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,000 Tell me what your new book is? 507 00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:14,320 This is about the end of the world seen through the eyes of God. 508 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,560 Oh, no... 509 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:21,520 Didn't anyone tell you to write about what you know? 510 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:24,480 According to him, you're a genius, right? And you try, 511 00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,200 be nice to Lara Tyler. 512 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,520 But that really limits you. Pathetic. 513 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,160 Still living with your mother, pretending to be a movie star write a guidebook about an island that no one will visit. 514 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,960 That's sad. 515 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:41,040 I will open my present now. 516 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:48,080 517 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:54,880 Ah! Have you got the picture? 518 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,320 - Do I know you? - No, you don't know me. 519 00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:01,880 No, I haven't got the picture yet. 520 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,480 Did you know he stayed in his pool for 2 weeks before filming 'The Drowning'? 521 00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,240 I live on the roof of the swimming pool. 522 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:10,520 We're both compulional obsessive. 523 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,240 - Don't you sell all this? - This is too personal. 524 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:16,760 And now that he's married to someone else, I just realized... 525 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:21,000 I love him. I am a cave of longing. 526 00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:26,400 - Is that good English? - Yeah. 527 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:33,880 I don't understand this. 528 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,720 529 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:52,760 Lara and I like tiger documentaries. 530 00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,360 - What are you doing here? - Where is Lara? 531 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,320 As if I will tell you. 532 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,880 Behind the most attractive woman in the world, 533 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:08,040 you drink champagne and you jump around with prostitutes. 534 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:11,400 I'm not a prostitute. 535 00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:15,240 - I'm his wife. - He is a terrible mistake. 536 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:20,360 You have failed again to marry Lara. This is a better match for you. 537 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:33,120 Sorry I can't answer now if it's from Random House 538 00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:35,920 I have a problem with replacing the computer and I'm sick, 539 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:41,000 but it will go well and I will send some chapters this week. 540 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:57,200 Well, it looks like I have to go straight in an exclusive interview with Lara Tyler. 541 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:05,160 Will you fight like men or just throw puffins at me? 542 00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:23,640 I will find it. And when I find it, I will have it. 543 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:28,720 It's not that easy. 544 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:34,160 See. 545 00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,960 - What are you doing? - I'll buy milk. 546 00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:00,960 - Who do you think you are? Tarzan? - Rock climbing. 547 00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:03,280 Of course he can. 548 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:06,600 - That is pleasure. - Oh, will I stay here? 549 00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:09,760 What makes your boyfriend prefer than my mother who is sick? 550 00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:14,080 - There might be wolves out there. - Wolf? There are no wolves. 551 00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,480 We don't even have bees. He may stand on a hedgehog, 552 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,920 which one, it might be better, because he drives it. 553 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,600 Save it for your bad guidebook in the second edition. 554 00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:28,760 If there is one. 555 00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:33,840 Okay, wait. I come along, I'll go down. 556 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,320 If it's full of water, you will wet the dress. 557 00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:39,960 You're going to be back in the community soon, Come back inside! 558 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:45,080 - Goodbye! - Fucking nails. 559 00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:49,240 Don't look at my thigh. 560 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:54,800 You made the dress wet. 561 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:04,400 - Thank you for saving my life. - Sorry you almost drowned. 562 00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:08,000 Don't. My life passed briefly before my eyes, 563 00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,920 and halfway I'm just bored. 564 00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:15,720 - Sinking is an interesting event. - Me too, actually. 565 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:20,360 It's good enough to do something productive. 566 00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:26,240 You're right about me living with my mother. I'm a loser. 567 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:33,400 Well, you're right about my book which is a little soulless. 568 00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,320 And about me as a restricted writer. 569 00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:40,400 - I think I'm a big loser. - I'm the worse loser. 570 00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:45,960 - Oh, no. - Why are you so competitive? 571 00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:50,480 I had a problem with replacing the computer and I was sick, 572 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:53,880 James, I'm sorry. I can't go into the castle. 573 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:58,160 you know in your book, where where did they kiss? Meet me there. 574 00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:03,320 Bring the priest and the ring. I love you. I really love you. 575 00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:09,400 The place where they kissed. 576 00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:13,440 You're very kind, but this really isn't necessary, I can do it myself. 577 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:17,000 Ohh, I insist. 578 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:22,200 I think you're beautiful on 'The Wolf and the Moon.' 579 00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:27,160 So... Thank you for spreading the news about my marriage. 580 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,920 - What are the results? - There is no. 581 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:34,960 Thank you. 582 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:25,960 JUVENTUS FANS & LIVERPOOL Alles8 583 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:53,000 Tok, tok. 584 00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:34,360 Quills. 585 00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,800 Christmas gifts from Lara. 586 00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:41,880 He thinks it might help to write. 587 00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:52,440 That must be a terrible concert. 588 00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:57,640 - Father, it's gone, we don't talk about it. - OK. 589 00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:09,760 Dispose of the money down. The money or you with the wheelchair. 590 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:14,840 Come on. 591 00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:18,720 - Do you hear me? - Yes. 592 00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:23,960 I thought about that. 593 00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:49,240 This need... everything. 594 00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:52,560 I like it. 595 00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:56,360 April is a really cruel month. 596 00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:58,880 - Poor Angus. - Sorry. Is she...? 597 00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:04,200 No. But maybe it should, but I go to the artistic part... 598 00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:09,440 with commitment issues. My former fiance was a band player. 599 00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,880 They only had a hit with the song 'Bed Hopper' 600 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:16,480 - So the instructions are there. - I think it's ironic. 601 00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:21,520 Stupid. But, then I also thought he likes girls who... 602 00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:24,760 gives constructive criticism. 603 00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:28,760 And he said I was just a song, 604 00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:32,600 not the entire album. 605 00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:35,720 My connection is finished with it. 606 00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:40,800 - They say you stopped looking... - Married? 607 00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:45,520 Actually, marriage becomes a shock. 608 00:53:45,720 --> 00:53:48,440 At least the fact that you will leave me for another woman has been agreed upon. 609 00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:52,400 What is she like? 610 00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:54,960 I think he's like someone else, is just an ordinary girl. 611 00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:59,040 No, he is rare and good and strange and simple. And be generous. 612 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:04,200 And really sweet. 613 00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:09,040 And brilliant. In all respects. 614 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:14,080 But can he do this? 615 00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:19,280 No, I'm sure he can't. 616 00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:26,120 So, you do all this only with candles and flour? 617 00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:38,880 - Yeah. Has everything faded? - Yes. You're so beautiful. 618 00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:46,200 619 00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,920 620 00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:51,400 Sorry I sold your story. 621 00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,080 I have to get out of this island, soon. 622 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:57,360 And I have to see the world and be thrown into the volcano. 623 00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:01,840 - This is my dream. - Oh, God, I just realized who you really are. 624 00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:05,200 You're Maggie, his wife the ornithologist. 625 00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:08,160 James wrote about you. 626 00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:11,920 Maggie, who refused to give up and oppose the oppressors. 627 00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,440 Yes, that's me. 628 00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:19,560 - You're like an inspiration to me. - Thank you. 629 00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:24,880 My face has just been kicked by the most beautiful woman in the world 630 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:28,080 who is now walking outside in clothes like my old dormitory teacher. 631 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:31,280 I will pay 200 thousand for the picture. 632 00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:36,360 Go and get it. 633 00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:45,840 Retro classic. 100% pure with woolen cloth. 634 00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:49,360 Not used since 1978. 635 00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:52,600 What will I do without you? 636 00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:56,160 Katie, there's money at Whale Beach, enough for us to go. 637 00:55:56,280 --> 00:56:01,280 But we have to go there before the tide. 638 00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:07,240 - Connor? - No, Mam. 639 00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:10,760 - This is my husband. - Your husband? 640 00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:13,160 There is a misunderstanding. Hi. James. 641 00:56:13,240 --> 00:56:15,320 Why is he dressed like your father? 642 00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:20,080 - Well, his girlfriend is missing... - Does he have a girlfriend? 643 00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:23,320 - Is this the toilet man? - What? 644 00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:27,720 - The person you met at the toilet. - Not 645 00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:30,560 Why is there money at Whale Beach? 646 00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:32,280 Lara Tyler forced me to throw away cash what I got from selling the wedding story. 647 00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:34,640 He is not married. He is on the road to Cathedral Cove 648 00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:38,040 to meet James Arber. 649 00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:42,520 James... 650 00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:45,520 Arber? 651 00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:47,680 Indeed. 652 00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:50,040 Very smart. So you are managing all these situations. 653 00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:53,400 A bag of cash to notify the press, 654 00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:54,800 the other to pretend to be a bride. 655 00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:56,640 When it's all over, you set the record straight. 656 00:56:56,720 --> 00:56:58,160 657 00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:00,920 This is a good business to destroy the happiness of others. 658 00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:03,880 Making cow eyes at me for hours to adds a little spice to the story. 659 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,680 - Cow's eye? - Let me tell you. 660 00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:10,720 For traps to work, , there is a need for bait. 661 00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:31,200 Do you like it? 662 00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:34,040 He's a retarded artist who is in love with another woman. 663 00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:37,480 - Of course I like it. - Did you say to him? 664 00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:42,720 Better to live life with mistakes, 665 00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:46,400 rather than living life without doing anything. 666 00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:48,400 Falling in love with your father is the best mistake I've ever made. 667 00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:52,440 668 00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,640 I have you. 669 00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:57,640 My worst mistake is not chasing him. 670 00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:01,160 No, I'd better just die. 671 00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:05,800 Really? Then we have to take the picture and put it on the wall 672 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:11,000 and you can throw an arrow there for the rest of your life. 673 00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:32,240 Where do those stupid people kiss? 674 00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:35,120 Hello. Do you want to help me Thank you. 675 00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:38,360 Is the Cathedral near here, or in other coves? 676 00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:43,440 I became a bit lost. 677 00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:51,000 Oh, good. Now I have been recognized. 678 00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:54,000 Yes, I'm James Arber. 679 00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:57,040 I married Lara Tyler. Possibility. 680 00:58:57,160 --> 00:59:00,320 But please if you don't mention this to anyone 681 00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:05,400 and please don't call the press. 682 00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:13,640 Okay, yes. 683 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:17,160 Oh, no. No, it's not me. That's... 684 00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:22,280 OK. For who? 685 00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:28,480 I'll just leave it blank for eBay. 686 00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,520 I have to leave soon, you guys are really good. 687 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:38,560 But if you have a Hegg map I might be able to borrow... 688 00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:46,320 Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. 689 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:51,560 Well, I might have forgotten a little. 690 00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:58,520 Yeah. I'm concentrating on the harp. 691 01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:09,760 Beautiful. 692 01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:14,920 Both are deaf. 693 01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:33,080 Okay, one more time. Yeah. 694 01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:08,680 Hello, Mairead. Caleb. 695 01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,520 Isn't it fun outside? 696 01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:13,440 This is global warming. 697 01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:18,560 I heard my husband playing bagpipes. 698 01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:26,240 That's an old story. 699 01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:36,600 - Thank you. I was just about to find you. - Is it true? 700 01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:40,920 Yeah. We must divorce. 701 01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:44,680 Yes. Yes, of course. 702 01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:49,840 We have to go and find Reverend McDonagh. He will know what to do. 703 01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:57,120 OK, don't panic, but James and the girl... they've run away. 704 01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:11,040 We need local intelligence. 705 01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:12,880 Who is that horrible woman? 706 01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:17,160 I don't know where one of them is. They are not here. 707 01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:19,800 Yes, look, It's just that I don't believe you. 708 01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:24,280 Listen, they can be anywhere now. 709 01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:29,400 But I think you know where they are. And I think for the right price, 710 01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:33,800 you will tell me. 711 01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:37,320 I didn't sell your wedding story. My mother did it. 712 01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:41,280 - He was dying and a little angry about it. - Oh, I'm sorry. 713 01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:45,280 He only wants to see the outside world before he dies. 714 01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:50,400 Ah, look. This is where my country lives. 715 01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:57,040 Hurry up, let's go here. Come on 716 01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:04,920 - Where are we now? - This book says it is the center of wildlife. 717 01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:06,960 You're like a woman who is bleeding because of reading the map. 718 01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:12,040 No, this book is wrong, everything is wrong. 719 01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:18,120 Is there someone there? 720 01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:25,160 - Arrivals! Comer! - Sorry dear, I didn't realize someone was staying here. 721 01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:30,320 - I will beat this pan for you. - No, thank you. 722 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:37,000 Beat a pan? On Friday? 723 01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:41,800 Ah, our first home, what life can we have. 724 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:47,000 Yeah. Come on 725 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:53,480 So you think pastor McDonagh can help our divorce? 726 01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:57,440 Well, I don't remember if he could help with a problem like this, 727 01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:00,720 but, yes, he will know what to do. 728 01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:03,800 There's something special about this island, right? 729 01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:06,160 Or is it only because of me? 730 01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:10,360 - No, there is something about this island. - And this is just Hegg Island. 731 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:13,120 We are simple people. 732 01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:15,920 You have to see Barra. It was amazing. 733 01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:21,000 I like this one. This is beautiful. 734 01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:28,640 I wish I had come here early. 735 01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:36,520 - Stay away from him, Englishman! - Angus! 736 01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:40,240 - Mr. April? - You came here, took our woman. 737 01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:44,800 Your woman? Angus, no! 738 01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:48,360 Come with me. I never thought I had a chance with you 739 01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:51,720 until you come back and then... Marry me. 740 01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:55,600 You're married to Muireen. 741 01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:59,600 But I don't want him. I never want him. I always want you. 742 01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:02,720 Embarrassing. You're married, he's also married. Oh, what tragedy is this. 743 01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:05,200 Is she married? With whom? 744 01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:07,280 me. 745 01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:12,360 Is that correct? 746 01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:15,200 Well then, I will fight with you for his sake. 747 01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:17,520 - No. - No, no. I will not fight. 748 01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:19,360 I won. I can look after him. 749 01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:24,400 Angus! 750 01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:30,480 I want to grow old with you. You are beautiful and smart now. 751 01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:32,200 It's easy to love you now. 752 01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:35,120 I will still love you when even wind will dry you. 753 01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:40,200 And when you are old and ugly. Is he like me too? 754 01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:46,400 Angus, I'm sorry. Return to Muireen. 755 01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:49,880 He loves you. 756 01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:53,640 It's better when someone loves you. 757 01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:58,800 So you love him? 758 01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:04,480 - Come on. - I am fine. 759 01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:18,120 Wow. Really amazing. 760 01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:23,240 I used to come here often, alone. 761 01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:41,200 Just been married for 5 minutes and already chased another woman, eh? 762 01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:43,960 Why not just defend this marriage? 763 01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:49,080 Because her fiance is Lara Tyler. 764 01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:53,480 She's an actress. 765 01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:58,160 She's very beautiful, she has amazing talent, 766 01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:02,840 and rare, and good, and simple, 767 01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:07,400 and generous, and kind, and brilliant in everything. 768 01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:10,320 - But he married you. - Right. 769 01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:14,440 An excellent assistant everyday 770 01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:17,400 from outside the Outer Hebrides. Somewhat tacky. 771 01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:21,880 You're not an ordinary person. 772 01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:24,760 He can become Miss Universe with the Nobel Peace Prize 773 01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:28,360 and he can still be wrong to choose someone. 774 01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:33,560 Marriage is like a sunset. The romance is only for a moment. 775 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:37,280 Marriage is a sea that blends with dawn in the afternoon. 776 01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:39,840 We got married by mistake. 777 01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:44,360 - Not a good condition, for an eternal marriage. - No 778 01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:49,960 Once upon a time, MacNeils from Barra, were great people with brutal red hair will cross the Minch to Hegg to steal our sheep and take our wife at the same time. 779 01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:53,960 But if we can reclaim our women before the inauguration... 780 01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:56,240 Marriage doesn't count. This is still under Hegg's law. 781 01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:59,760 So if we can do it to Cathedral Cove before nightfall, 782 01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:03,800 Your license with Miss Tyler will still apply 783 01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:06,840 and then the original ceremony was carried out as planned. 784 01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:09,960 785 01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:14,160 786 01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:18,200 If that's what you want. 787 01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:20,760 How long do we have before dark? 788 01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:25,240 About half an hour. When God created time, He made enough time. 789 01:08:25,440 --> 01:08:30,400 When God creates threads, He makes it into a ball. 790 01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:36,360 Well, you think about this while I prepared my things. 791 01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:42,440 Oh, one more thing. Is the marriage perfect? 792 01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:47,640 - No. - I haven't had a chance. 793 01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:54,320 When God created time... 794 01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:57,520 Hello? 795 01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:00,200 Lara? 796 01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:03,680 James? 797 01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:08,840 - Why did he bring us here? - What place is this? 798 01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:19,800 How do you know when you met your hemisphere? 799 01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:22,480 Every time you see them, you find yourself singing 800 01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:27,600 "You Are The Wind Beneath My Wings" 801 01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:30,440 What happened when did you meet Lara? 802 01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:33,640 They asked 10,000 men to mention their ideal partner and 9,800 say Lara. Statistically it includes... 803 01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:38,160 at least 800 gay men. 804 01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:40,680 If you are male and Lara Tyler is interested in in you, she is the special one, 805 01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:44,760 it's a kind of rule. 806 01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:48,000 If you can't be happy with Lara Tyler... 807 01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:52,040 You can't be happy with anyone. 808 01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:57,240 809 01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:06,800 Are you sure about this? Because you look like a match for me. 810 01:10:20,480 --> 01:10:25,960 Are you, James Neil Arber, _ accepting Katie Nic Aodh 811 01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:31,160 - As a legitimate wife marrying you? - No, I don't. 812 01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:36,400 And do you, Katie Nic Aodh, receive James Neil Arber 813 01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:42,720 - As a legitimate husband marrying you? - Of course not. thanks. 814 01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:49,280 Now pull your ring and return it, 815 01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:54,480 to show that you are not married. 816 01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:18,400 Follow me, fast. We must hurry. 817 01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:27,200 Fortunately there are no pets involved. 818 01:11:27,480 --> 01:11:29,560 If I wasn't in the middle of the Atlantic 819 01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:31,920 after one of the strangest of my life, 820 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:37,000 I will... 821 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:48,000 James, wait. 822 01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:52,520 If everything doesn't work well with Lara... 823 01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:56,320 I mean, he's perfect, it's clear. 824 01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:59,480 But he restrained you. 825 01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:03,480 So maybe you're not one of the 9,800. 826 01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:08,680 That's not entirely impossible, isn't it? 827 01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:13,800 Because if you can't marry her. 828 01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:19,040 You can stay here. With me. 829 01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:47,760 I know. 830 01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:51,760 This is where you tell me, if I'm only one chapter, 831 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:57,000 not the entire book. 832 01:13:07,720 --> 01:13:10,480 Go away. 833 01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:15,640 Go away. 834 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:28,640 Hey! Lara Tyler is not in the castle. 835 01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:31,920 They are now married in a haunted toilet. 836 01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:37,040 This is a local tradition. Through this way! 837 01:13:40,440 --> 01:13:45,440 - Are you okay? - Yeah. you? 838 01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:51,880 I really don't like tiger documentaries. 839 01:13:53,640 --> 01:13:55,800 It's okay. 840 01:13:55,920 --> 01:14:00,920 If we will do this, we must hurry. 841 01:15:00,560 --> 01:15:05,560 Do you want to taste sugar? Do you want to taste sugar? 842 01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:10,880 What is that? 843 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:17,040 dear, I might look like a simple cake maker, 844 01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:21,960 in a small town, but inside... 845 01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:25,720 I am a warrior who deserves a prize, and I will not rest... 846 01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:29,640 as long as there is enriched uranium 847 01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:33,040 in South Carolina. 848 01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:38,360 A strong scene there. Lara Tyler in 'Depleted', aired on Friday. 849 01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:41,000 There are rumors that you will retire. 850 01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:45,600 Last summer I thought to _ live a calmer life 851 01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:47,880 but... 852 01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:50,560 then I met an amazing Scottish woman. 853 01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:53,640 Severe pain, never complaining. 854 01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:57,680 Actually, no, he complained about a lot of things. 855 01:15:57,840 --> 01:16:01,480 I heard recently he died. 856 01:16:01,680 --> 01:16:07,080 But I can help him fulfill his dream to travel around the world. 857 01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:15,520 Thank you, Lara. 858 01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:57,600 Hegg - A History of Island, Second Edition. 859 01:16:57,760 --> 01:17:01,640 The hegg is the furthest area 860 01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:04,760 from curly waves, from the Outer Hebrides. 861 01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:08,200 But for those who are curious enough it takes time to find it, 862 01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:12,320 Cliffs of Hegg and moorlands, meadows and sandy beaches 863 01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:16,960 reveals he is an island that is ready to exceed all expectations, 864 01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:19,920 a small stone of perfection 865 01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:23,560 protruding from the anxiety of the Hebridean Sea. 866 01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:28,000 This is James Arber's new book. Much better, more mature. 867 01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:31,280 And only one chapter. 868 01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:33,920 See. He dedicated it to Lara. 869 01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:38,320 Katie, you're traveling again, so fast. 870 01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:40,680 The guidebook does not write itself. 871 01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:44,040 But I will never forget who gave me a big opportunity. 872 01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:47,360 I just came to say hello and say bye. I leave on a boat at four o'clock. 873 01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:51,520 I have a flight to New Delhi and then to Singapore. 874 01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:56,040 It's hard to reach moving targets, eh? 875 01:17:56,240 --> 01:17:59,760 I should know that the damn guidebook will take it away. 876 01:17:59,920 --> 01:18:02,760 Idiot. 877 01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:05,520 This is not the same without you, Katie. 878 01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:10,000 It will never be the same. We miss you. I miss you. 879 01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:12,400 This is Katie, this is for you. 880 01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:17,560 This is the bride. For good luck. This is the last one. 881 01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:22,040 - Thank you. - That costs £ 1.50. 882 01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:25,760 - Are you leaving again, Katie? - I am trying. 883 01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:28,520 He will come back. His father is a traveler, 884 01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:30,960 but his mother always stays at home. 885 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:35,120 No, I'm not sure he is, from his deepest heart. 886 01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:37,400 I must immediately... 887 01:18:37,520 --> 01:18:40,360 I'm sure you will be a bit like your father and mother. 888 01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:45,520 Goodbye, everyone. 889 01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:23,360 Hello! 890 01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:28,560 Hello! Hello. 891 01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:32,960 - Long time no see. - Yeah. 892 01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:36,840 I was hoping our first meeting would be a little more relaxed. 893 01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:39,800 What are you doing here? 894 01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:43,320 I've tried to get your attention in the conventional way, 895 01:19:43,440 --> 01:19:46,320 - Phone, email, that kind of thing. - I go. 896 01:19:46,440 --> 01:19:49,080 Yeah, and you go again. Haven't you read my new book? 897 01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:54,320 - Not everything, no. - You really have to read it. 898 01:19:54,560 --> 01:19:59,000 - The Hegg Book Club gives a score of 7.5 - Seven and a half? 899 01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:00,720 The Hegg Book Club is so generous in its value. 900 01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:02,760 They say the point is around page 6. 901 01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:07,240 - So you don't see who the book is dedicated to? - It's dedicated to Lara. 902 01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:11,720 No! Not him! 903 01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:16,960 No! 904 01:20:19,640 --> 01:20:24,600 "For my wife. 1 chapter can be a book." 905 01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:30,240 - What do you mean, 1 chapter can be a book? - I do not know. 906 01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:38,320 I don't know. 907 01:20:41,560 --> 01:20:46,520 Do you have a radio? 908 01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:53,000 He told you, the only person he wants to marry is you. 909 01:20:53,120 --> 01:20:58,080 But he and Lara let the press think that they were getting married. 910 01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:04,600 So he isn't married? 911 01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:11,280 Katie, should we go back? 912 01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:19,120 Don't you mind? 913 01:21:32,120 --> 01:21:35,000 I can't believe you didn't read my book. 914 01:21:35,120 --> 01:21:37,240 I can't control myself. 915 01:21:37,320 --> 01:21:42,000 Well, I hope you read it someday, because there are characters there... 916 01:21:42,240 --> 01:21:46,040 that reminds me of you. 917 01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:49,040 This is a book about a man, _ a really stupid guy, 918 01:21:49,160 --> 01:21:51,840 which makes really bad decisions, 919 01:21:51,960 --> 01:21:56,960 and how he lost someone extraordinary from his life. 920 01:21:57,360 --> 01:22:02,320 And how did the man realize that he can't live his life... 921 01:22:03,080 --> 01:22:08,080 without that woman. 922 01:22:09,040 --> 01:22:13,400 People say, we have to write what we know. 923 01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:18,640 So, obviously, I arranged it for the background of the Spanish Civil War. 924 01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:24,240 - And Lara? - She is fine. 925 01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:27,400 We agree that we are not compatible with each other. 926 01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:31,120 By the way, I read your good guidebook. 927 01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:33,200 Really? 928 01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:37,520 What a shame, isn't it? 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