The Baby Makers /> Baby Maker
Tommy? </ P>
Tommy, her baby. </ P>
hm? </ P>
This is your turn. </ P>
Please. </ P>
Rights. Right Okay, Okay. </ P>
damn baby. </ P>
Don't do that. </ P>
both of us walk here, I can feel start my wallet whining. </ P>
p>
If we are going to get steak, Do you want to get a Pinot Oregon?
Yes, I see that this is 200 dollars though...
And I don't have money. An idea, and you can say no.
Is it possible for me to dance back to some of our tabs?
Dance is gone?
will be normal.
See how funny he is.
Does this work before?
Not that I can < br /> remember.
Are you sure Because he's so good?
Really?
no.
You're an idiot.
I'm an idiot you married me.
So?
Three years!
I know < br /> Three years.
Well?
I know you will bring this.
So, do you remember?
Sure, I remember.
So, you're ready?
Yes, I'm really ready.
You're ready become father?
father A? What? I thought we were talking about anal. </ P>
Was three years not an anal birthday? </ P>
no, it & apos; s. Okay. </ P>
Okay, if you really want to, I'm willing to try it. </ P>
Seriously? </ P>
Yes We need stop by the sex shop on the way home ..
I have to get a rope-on Do you prefer normal or ribbed .?
You are good You have me there.
Seriously, I & apos; II try it.
I just don't know if it will match.
Of course won't match That's fun. Pain. </ P>
We can do that, or we can only have a baby. </ P>
Ah, you remember. </ P>
I did. </ P >
Do you really want to have a baby?
Yes, I really do.
We will have family.
You can teach him how to play baseball.
And how to take chicks.
What if it is a girl?
I love you girl.
Get out Only get everything out.
Um, so that Audrey, when do you want to start?
Hey, how's my shape?
What What's wrong? </ P>
What? </ P>
. No there. </ P>
Are you bored? </ P>
Are you tired of having sex with me Are you disgusted? </ P>
Can you get come out of me, please?
Ouch.
Why isn't this working, Tommy?
Something is wrong.
Maybe it's because you don't really want to have a baby.
How can you say that?
I've worked my ass off for nine months trying to get You're pregnant. </ P>
So that is work? I'm sorry, how much, how much I owe you? </ P>
What is 40, 50 dollars? </ P>
Wow. 50 dollars? That's it? </ P>
You know, You might be able to get the HJ alley back for that,
but not this, brother. </ P> >
I'm sorry I Iow clenched you.
Well, you did That's a serious Iow ball...
I'm not a crack whore.
You are the one who said after sex with me was like a job.
I never said that you said that.
Anda tidak berpikir itu?
no.
It feels like that.
This is not what I think, because I & apos; II tells you,
sex with you is - it's beautiful, you know.
And it's beautiful.
And it's amazing.
Sex with you is Iike - < br /> it's Iike, it's Iike -
It's like full time work.
Maybe you oughta got tested.
T ested? No I'm good. </ P>
Oh, you're good How do you know you're good ??
Excuse me, Wade. I shoot good things. I know this fact. </ P>
AII is right I never told anyone this,
and I swear by God I & apos; II kill everyone if you say anything,
but when I decided to ask Audrey to get married, I couldn't buy a decent ring, right?
So I told her that I joined the softball team.
You suck in softball.
I hate softball I said I joined the softball team.
What I did instead, > I went back to Pasadena to the sperm bank. Right? </ P>
I donated sperm Every week for 20 weeks. </ P>
Eighty-five dollars pop they paid me. </ P>
On sperm bank, they don't take bad sperm.
They test the shit from it.
Hey, dude, 85 dollars pop?
If someone who robs the place
and sells sperm on the road, they can make a fortune.
Jesus, Zig Zag have you been downtown Iately?
There are enough sperm on the road choking Doogie Howser.
Hey, bring it out picture, man.
You bring images of from the ex, right?
picture Tanya? Take them out. I have seen that nonsense. </ P>
He is my girlfriend now. </ P>
He realized you showed these photos? </ P>
Yes, maybe. </ P> >
Damn, dude Look at the nipples.
offended, but I can tell how T ommy might be able to attract this girl.
But with Wade ?
Are you saying "offended"?
Is he a hunter fat?
That is a violation more > You continue to offend. </ P>
Saya minta maaf, tapi oke, tersinggung.
Just tell us how you have this girl.
You see, T ommy and I were cut from the same cloth, my friend.
Good chicken, bad chicken. Come on. </ P>
Honey, which he even ejaculates properly? </ P>
Because I read on the Internet that people are pretending. This is Iike the trend .
The mine isn't not fake.
Iikes is gloater a.
How is that fake person ?
They keep bicycle bottles on the bed and then they spray on your back.
I see it on YouTube.
Tommy didn't pretend, but something was wrong. </ P>
I was a little worried. </ P>
Do you use your fertility calendar ? </ P>
Yes, I have an application for that.
I Iove the application.
You know, 90% of the time, that is the guy's fault.
This is definitely ommy T You need to get the garbage checked.
Hey, listen, people, can we keep this between us?
T ommy & apos; it's little sensitive about all this stuff.
I won't say nothing.
Who am I going to tell?
Hey, Coach Stubbs How are you doing?
Tommy Macklin < br /> How are you?
Not too bad.
How is that enough your wife?
Good, good How team this year?
Honest We suck around nine types of ass .?
We pulled for you in a good way.
Thanks We pull for you, too. </ P>
Untuk siapa? Bagi saya?
Well, I understand you have a problem Iittle knocking until Mrs.
You know what works really well peppers Hot.
Eat as much < br /> of those you can.
Make sure you don't go chew the biscuits right away.
You & apos; II kill poor women. </ p >
You must keep cold sperm, yeah?
You can't get the ball get too hot.
That's why they hang > outside.
Like air cooled Volkswagen engines.
Shiitake mushrooms, ginger, cucumber.
You destroy everything < br /> You allow it to boil for three long hours,
and you gently Iower you > for ten minutes.
dan iet mereka curam selama sepuluh menit.
Mount BIue, Jamaica the drug.
What did you do to me , Audrey?
Did you go and tell all over the world?
No, I say three people I say Mona, Greta, and Karen.
You don't say three people You say three women.
What do you mean? Where is the root of ginger?
Why do you think there are female serial killers?
Because after they kill the first man, /> they have to go tell someone.
That's actually a good point.
Hello?
Oh, hi there.
Uh, yeah.
, well, I didn't hear that .
No thanks.
Yes. </ p >
I love you, too. Okay. </ P>
Who is that? </ P>
Itu ibumu.
He said I should try to put Ben Gay on my scrotum to heat up the sperm.
He just - Do you think that will work?
no.
Why do people have suggestions for me?
Maybe, that is you.
where are all calls from people tell you to pour hot sauce
on... Vagina?
Okay. I made us an appointment with Dr. Vickerey to get us both examined. </ P>
He should be the best, so you have to get your sperm checked. </ P>
Honey , there's nothing wrong with my sperm.
Really How do you know that?
Because there's something party there!
Do you hear that?
Seriously, this is the smell of dirt Iike.
Can you em Iower & apos; on?
I think you only do one at a time.
How will I do it one by one ?
I don't have them I don't know.
I said, it's a waste of time.
Just do it Prove him wrong.
Show him you have awesome sperm.
Dude, Audrey made you check your sperm?
ell T I said to Iighten up.
No, I'm just a problem in the group.
It's hard to keep that happening when someone > a group of other people around.
You have never been to an orgy?
Are you?
Now. But I have sex with two different chickens in the same week. Bifecta! </ P>
saya pergi ke pesta seks sekali.
Not with Audrey.
there will only be a group of other people masturbating in all the other rooms.
I don't feel like that.
But you didn't do that for an Iiving? </ P>
there, not for Iiving a. </ P>
But you got paid to do it. </ P>
Okay , alright, but I know the person who owned the place,
and he let me come after hours when it was empty.
Dude, get this My attorney brother p> Police raided his house pile Found from DVD
of people choking their cobras...
What?
Wade, go iet it.
dari orang tersedak kobra mereka..
Apa?
Wade, pergi iet itu.
Cool. Mari kita hot dog.
I & apos; II caught you in some. I & II; follow. </ P>
Why do we hang out with a douche bag? </ P>
Doesn't that bother you that he used to go out with Audrey? </ P >
I used to go out by asking and you still hang out with me.
Yes, but your Ieast isn't Iook Iike blonde squirrels.
I don't.
Do you know what?
Don't worry about things off jerking You will be fine.
I have a little inspiration for you.
For the sake of old time.
Oh no, no I can't.
Yes, you can.
>
That's not true.
But those nipples damn world class.
They They are little breasts above the big breasts.
Okay. Certain? You are too good. You are too good. </ P>
And I mean you are an amazing vagina. </ P>
Maybe so Maybe so. </ P>
Well.
Excuse me I go whack me to the plastic plate
with a bunch of dudes around.
Okay. Don't do that when you drive. </ P>
Dr. Vickerey is the best in the business. </ P>
If he can't impregnate your wife, nobody can.
You & apos; II will be in a four-day room.
Pedro!
Sorry. II apologize me, uh,
Just make phone calls. </ P>
I'm sorry, Mr. Macklin. </ P>
I don't Masturbation.
As you can see, we have various forms of stimuli,
homo both and hetero.
I & apos; II took hetero.
Well, you have 20 minutes.
Relax and take your time.
Hey, doctor, where is the Iubrication? </ P>
Oh no, we can't run the risk of contamination. You just have to dry. </ P>
And you don't can use saliva good.
human mouth is quite dirty.
Okay.
I & apos; II will only be right /> here if you need me.
Okay.
Right where Like there?
Oh, well, > I can go for a few minutes if you want.
No, that is, right -
Damn, it's hot.
Yes. Let take a break. </ P>
Gal, as beautiful as you are, we are still missing one thing. </ P>
Oh, yeah Apa itu?
You have to meet my friend, Big Jim.
Ooh. I'm sure I hope he's handsome. </ P>
It's nice to meet you, Jim. </ P>
You're great. </ P>
Mr Macklin, can you please reduce the volume is a little?
This is a hard touch.
I have to go home.
Babe, all you have to do is jerk off into the cup.
>
What's the big problem I mean, seriously.
How many times have you masturbated in your life One hundred?
Uh, sure About 100, yeah. </ P>
I called and they said you can do it at home. </ P>
You have to get a sample there in 30 minutes. </ P>
I have time to drive and it is 18 minutes, so don't waste time.
so you have the whole place for yourself to do your jerky little business.
Sort from taking pleasure from it when you say I have to do it.
I'd rather sneak around when you're not here
and pretend I didn't do it.
Yes, okay.
p>
hay. What's your name? </ P>
Roberto. </ P>
Can you help me with my lotion? </ P>
My girlfriend usually does it but we just broke up.
Thanks.
Si, senora there is a problem hay.
Oh, can you the bottom, too?
Damn, damn it.
Hi, there How are you blessed today?
hay. Good. </ P>
about our personal savior, Jesus Christ.
You know, I don't know whether now is the best time to talk about Jesus.
This isn't it a good time to talk about Jesus?
the only son of God died because of his sins but "not the right time."
Well, I think some people just think they are more important than Jesus.
I don't think I'm more important than Jesus.
But unless he can miracle /> the baby gets into the vagina of my wife,
then I have to take the convey.
Thank you though so much Okay, bye.
Right. </ P>
Jesus Christ Come on. </ P>
Tommy? you're home?
hi.
What happened?
Oh, you kind of caught me doing something naughty.
Really?
My college roommate, Jenny, is here.
And we have talked about the past,
and Iaughing about how we are used to sharing everything.
Say hi, Jenny.
>
hi.
Anyway, since we shared everything,
Jenny wondered if we can share you.
Oh, okay.
He said yes.
Please, Tommy.
Really?
Thanks, Audrey.
He Iikes was from behind.
Oh cold.
Thank you.
Oh Jesus!
Do you have enough time for my current , Tommy?
Why?
No, sir. It's impossible.
Oh come on, come on, come on.
Ah!
Nice movement , jerk.
Hey!
Is it up, Tommy?
the picture, from Tanya, I left them in the bathroom sink.
You have to go get & apos; em.
Yes, dog I know you will use & apos; em.
I use the image of a melon.
Did you say melon?
I have some flat tires.
Some flat tire Are you tall?
You have to go to my house and get photos.
From melon?
picture Ask!
You said you didn't use it.
Open this back door Pictures in the bathroom.
Okay, I one more can be done.
Do this now!
right. Chill out. I move. </ P>
You relax. </ P>
You make love chill out! </ P>
Audrey Audrey!
Hey.
, my God You took a pretty pill or something?
Thanks, Todd.
hi.
Oh my goodness, he is so funny.
He can do it if you say yes to me.
p>
just kidding.
We really tried for one of our own.
Rights. Yes I heard about that...
Tom after some problems, huh? </ P>
Oh... no, no. </ P>
Audrey, it's okay It's me. </ P>
because we see this really great doctor,
and all the treatments will be taken.
Oh, I'm sure
> I'm sure.
Look, you never know how this will work.
Hey, slow down, damn it I have children! </ p >
Well, I'd better get it back.
I & apos; II saw you on Tommy's birthday.
Nice to meet you.
I miss you.
Okay. Bye. </ P>
Huh. </ P>
damn wild chasing geese, Tommy. </ P>
Hello. </ P>
Damn. </ P >
Tommy?
Oh, damn Damn, damn, damn.
Okay, okay, okay , okay.
Wade, can you image?
I can't find them.
Where is my wife?
What about pants?
I saw the melon.
Hey! Help! </ P>
Hey. How do you get the results?
Uh, good. I have a few flat tires, but -
A little flat tire?
Yes.
Did you get it there on time? </ P>
Of course I got it there on time. </ P>
Thank you for doing that for me .
I'm happy I'm just happy that tomorrow
We have proof that my people are good to go.
Me too.
p>
Can I put my penis in your vagina now?
Yes.
I feel really effective .
- Oh, you. - Yes, I am. </ P>
I know some people find it difficult to hear that but -
Wait How can we say that it's not -
I have checked Audrey.
The tube is clear The hormone level is perfect.
And he, in my opinion,
two pinkest, plumpest, < br /> and the most beautiful ovary I've ever seen.
Thank you.
Did you hit on my wife?
What is that what did he do It seems like that?
Sorry about him.
Okay, so what's really wrong with my sperm?
this is a slide from the normal sample.
And this is your sample.
They look drunk.
They did it, didn't they? </ P>
mana mereka pergi?
O-okay, so only for the sake of argument,
iet which only says you are right How do they get it. How? </ P>
One of the causes is trauma testicles. </ P>
Have you ever experienced something like that? </ P>
No, no Doesn't mean I remember...
Oh, then, I will order you scrotal exploration.
What is Scrotum now What is that? What? </ P>
Sometimes tears will form in tunica albuginea
resulting in extrusion from the contents of the testicles. </ P>
We only insert a small camera into the penis, through the urethra -
this sounds amazing. How about this, and I just spitballing here,
why don't we take my ball sack and scrape up
against cheese grater
and slam my cock in the trunk.
Do you feel like you might be able to help Or -
I'm sorry.
I can assure you, Mr. Macklin, this is a mostly painful procedure.
"Most of the" Yes, I am a bit trapped in the word
This is just - This is a lot to take in. </ P>
Okay, okay So, this iet says
nothing comes in scrotal exploration. </ P>
Then my advice will that you find a donor.
But we & apos; back not there, but, I see.
I think you are right We are not there, not yet.
We're not even close to be there, not yet.
I think you have panicked my wife, sir.
And we will to be - we will be Ieaving now.
Are you okay, honey?
Too far away. Okay. </ P>
Oh, sorry. </ P>
What about Audrey and Tommy? Why aren't they talking to each other? </ P>
This is a whole baby thing I think that is the time one of us stepped in.
I think one of us must offer our sperm to our friend.
That is the right things to do.
AII is right. As his best friend, I will throw it there. </ P>
No, seriously, offended. </ P>
Hey, hey, this is not genetic , okay ?
This is called Iaziness My sperm is thin, fit.
. Whatever We all know who the sperm he will choose. </ P>
What? </ P>
What, & apos; my cause is black? </ P>
, because we don't want Tommy to have biracial babies, right?
The child might grow up to be president or Halle Berry.
Okay, alright. We finish it this way, okay?
We all jack off into cups, right? </ P>
And we circled around, and then maybe win the best man. </ P>
Hopefully people < What is the best win?
Eh, only - World Series?
Happy birthday, man.
Awesome party, T .
What if I get drunk and take all my clothes?
Maybe so-mething is good.
That's good, right AII right .?
Bye. </ P>
Hey, can you drink you drink? </ P>
Do you need something? Food or? </ P>
Hey, guys Happy birthday, Tommy. </ P>
Hei, Julie.
Happy birthday, dude.
Thanks.
Todd and I have spoken and we hear about your problem.
And we will Iike to offer our services.
For what?
What we do Iike is to offer our sperm.
What ?
Tommy, we have been blessed with three smart, beautiful, healthy children.
Honestly, when I first bring the strange T, I'm not sure too. </ P>
When Audrey said no to Todd the proposal years ago,
It seems like yesterday. </ P>
she give me a gift.
And this is my chance to pay it.
So what do you say?
What what should i say?
Um -
Honey, let me.
Dude, I'm sorry a big misunderstanding...
We don't mean to offend .
We only try to be nice .
I just thought if you would have to be a donor,
It might also be someone you know. That's all.
Right? That is something There is no reason to be rude. this.
I don't know I'm sure Julie will be fine with that if you are.
Or not. Whatever. Just let me know. </ P>
Ioving people people, right, man? </ P>
hi. </ P>
hi, there is.
I am ready to drink it now.
Okay.
saya siap untuk minum itu sekarang.
Oke.
Anda akan berada di sana untuk memantau semuanya.
You know, honey, I clamped an article on the recipe, and
about how overpopulation contributed to a general decrease in the number of male sperm.
Thanks, Mom.
You know what I'm thinking, honey Tommy is an only child.
Yes, that might be a problem in there.
His whole family might have bad sperm.
But he's lucky he succeeded.
hi! </ p >
How are you doing?
good.
Thanks for getting that.
Oh yeah, pork fried rice there.
Wait for seconds. I am - Oh, okay, I know what I want to say. </ P>
Okay, you know our little problem,
is very personal to us and personal problems?
Well, that has nothing to do with my .
I don't need to put hemorrhoids cream on my ball sack, Wanda.
I don't need eat chili.
And I don't need to have a camera push me to the wiener hole, honey.
my sperm is fine.
Why? Because I said that it was. End of discussion. </ P>
Let's eat. </ P>
Food. </ P>
Who can deny Like that science? </ P>
Okay, do you want the science of I? II give some knowledge? </ P>
You know that my softball team is playing in there is a softball team . Softball. </ P>
I went to the sperm bank, and I donated sperm. </ P>
I did Twenty times. </ P>
And every times, they pay me cold cash.
They won't be very good at paying me good money for bad sperm, right?
See how it works?
Right now I eat. God! </ P>
What are you doing? </ P>
What? </ P>
Tommy, what did you just say? </ P>
I fell Iove with a beautiful woman
who deserves an extraordinarily expensive engagement ring
that I can't afford. And at 85 dollars a pop, honey, it just looks like -
ommy, you have children.
Twenty children out there.
at least.
Thanks, Dad.
You don't understand. I gave 20 samples That's not always -
This doesn't mean that -
No, I'm sure. the portion of sperm that
sat there in the current bank.
Tommy, you have children.
Oh, Tommy.
Come on, CIark, You understand what I'm trying to do, right? </ p >
You got it, right?
I fully understand , Tommy.
I understand that you bought my daughter's engagement ring
with a money beat-off.
Have the diamond cum.
Pasadena Andrology and Cryobank. Can I help? </ P>
Hey, how are you doing I'm here because I need sperm? .
Okay I can get you ready with one of our sales representatives and them -
You know what it won't be needed. </ p >
I really only need some of my own sperm.
Your own sperm I think we can cut the middle man here.?
No, no. I am a donor. I donated sperm about five years ago,
and I hope to get back. I hope there are some Ieft. </ P>
What your name, buddy?
Thomas Macklin.
What do you know We have one batch batch?
Yes That's great. </ P>
You know what you pay me $ 85 per batch,
And I feel that it's just right for me to -
Oops, I'm sorry. </ P>
Iooks Iike we've sold it. </ P>
I'm bad. </ P>
For what? </ P>
For whom?
Seriously?
I don't know if that's true.
You're right this "to whom. ".
This is who Ah, okay?.
Anyway, we sold it to this couple three weeks ago.
We did insemination on dee-dee-dee-dee,
Monday.
Whatever they pay you, I will give you twice now. </ P>
This is not eBay, sir. We don't enter the war offer during sperm. </ P>
Okay Do you know what? </ P>
I don't want to have to do this because I'm not a dick,
but it happens that I am a good Kevin Baldrey's personal friend, manager.
Ooh. Did you hear that, Lyle? </ P>
Is that right? </ P>
He is a personal friend Kevin Baldrey. </ P>
I will talk to him now.
You and Kev aren't that close, otherwise you will know he doesn't work here.
He was fired to put a hidden camera < > Masturbatories.
What? He -
He hid them in the smoke detector so he could people videotape masturbation,
and he put them on the Internet. </ P>
Are you saying that , uh -
There is only one way to find out.
Looks like I saw that this website is back now that Kevy fled to Amsterdam.
Oh, really Check it out.
Yep. There you are. </ P>
Macklin. </ P>
So much for the theory that Ieft smarter handers. </ P>
Sir, back out from the table.
Can I see?
Do you always make a face that when you climax?
You Iook Iike burp a baby.
Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, yeah, yeah.
Get him out of here Gosh.
Say hi to Kev for me.
How do you do I am Iooking for Mrs. Leslie Jenkins.
I am Leslie Jenkins.
I am sorry I think that -
This is fine This is a Southern name...
Do I know you?
No, you don't.
I am Tommy Macklin I am donating your sperm.
Oh. Oh! </ P>
Can I sit with you and your wife for a while? </ P>
! Honey, come here You will this Iove! </ P>
Jeffrey, this is Tommy Macklin. </ P>
How are you doing? </ P>
Tommy Macklin Oh. Oh! </ P>
Do you have Iight beer? </ P>
Then we find my sperm is not good. </ P>
causes IOT stress in relationships we
because obviously we want to have babies naturally.
We don't know anything about naturally.
Not an option.
Yes. But I don't understand. </ P>
Between two of you,
you've got twice as much sperm as most couples. </ P>
Two times as much? More like ten times a lot with a human fire hose here. </ P>
I have Iearned to take my contacts out, if you know what I mean. </ P>
This is Iike stepping on a tube full of toothpaste with you. </ P>
It's wild So why don't you just use some Jeffrey sperm? </ P>
No, no, no. No
My family has more alcoholics than Celebrity Rehab. </ P>
Pius he is OCD and ADD. </ P>
Mildly. After all, we won't pass me DNA in our worst enemy baby,
our own lot of IESS.
Okay. So what did you say about you, Leslie? </ P>
That was A. Plans But apparently, my sperm was - what words did they use? </ P>
Confused.
My sperm is confused too.
I can't believe that .
We see images That's crazy.
You know what I am sure we can do something. new.
Well, that is very sweet, Tommy, but to be honest
we are quite happy with donors we choose.
Look, Leslie has a hang about having a baby that Iooks to her. Shallow. </ P>
Guilty as charged. </ P>
When we found he could not produce,
Bersalah seperti yang dituduhkan.
Ketika kami menemukan dia tidak bisa menghasilkan,
we started Iooking for donors with similar features.
And in the end we, well, we landed on you.
How about $ 2,000 > That seems fair. </ P>
I just really need the sperm back. </ P>
T ommy, I'm really sorry ,
but to find the right donor, I don't think we can go through it processing again.
We have never more arguments.
I thought we would break up.
We almost did But we didn't, what were we?
No Tommy, if there was one thing I knew, it was this.
Love will find a way.
Work for us and it will work for you.
In fact, Leslie, Why don't you show me some runners up?
There are some people there who Iook Iike a little you.
You can tell your wife You have your sperm back.
Maybe tucking something little to the doctor He never knew, so...
Anyway, I had to get jog before nightfall.
PIeasure met you.
Best of luck.
I & apos; II got a folder for you.
I can get your sperm back.
Uh, but I think we just say that -
Come in. </ P>
Damn, Tommy I feel terrible about this... I'm really.
Jeffrey says ---
Forget Jeffrey I wear pants in this relationship.
And I will like to see you have your family.
Really?
Yes I'm sure we can reach some kind of mutual agreement...
This is simple, right? You want to return your sperm, and I want you. </ p >
Jeffrey always says I am a narcissist.
That's probably why I am very interested in you.
I will have sex with myself.
Have sex?
I want in you, Tommy.
What?
I want to enter you.
Are you the one who didn't get this?
I -
Have you ever been anal sex, Tommy? </ P>
I can't say what I have. </ P>
This is like getting your prostate checked Did you do that? </ P>
I haven't.
Anda harus. Deteksi sama dengan pencegahan.
Okay, okay.
Come on, Tom We are the people here.
Let's do this. Don't be too homophobic.
I'm not homophobic.
You're afraid to have sex with another man .
You can't be more homophobic than that.
I don't think you used the word correctly.
AII is right I & apos; II tells you what I & apos; II did.
You enter me. </ P>
What I feel generous about .?
This is my last offer, Tom What are you saying? </ P>
I say fuck This is just a hole... Stick it in.
Can we be serious, please?
Or I fuck him you Who cares? Fuck or get messed up. </ P>
CIose mata Anda, tetap dalam, dan memikirkan bisbol.
That & apos; II made it IAST again.
What do you have to Iose?
I can think of of some things, Wade! </ p >
Damn, I will do it But everyone knows
That gay people don't like fat people.
They are "Fatophobic" "PIumpophobic."
"PIumpophobia "or whatever Have you ever seen a gay fat man before? </ P>
No, they don't exist They are unicorn Iike.
Have you ever seen a fat unicorn before?
Me too.
Help me!
When they say you can't have your sperm back,
They rob you of your future Right?
And you have every right to steal it again.
Are you talking about robbing a sperm bank?
"A" right twice, you bet me.
No, that's crazy.
Crazy? Or brilliant?
crazy.
Shining crazy.
there, just crazy.
And brilliant Don't think about yourself.
Think about your fetus.
If you don't do something immediately ,
IAST seeds are good You have on earth
will be implanted deep in some replacements.
And Iuck either gets back then Damn or gets messed up, Tommy.
Fuck or Chaotic, Tommy.
No, wait a minute How are we going to rob a sperm bank.?
I have thought about this .
I know people can help us.
Walk with me.
How do you know this person again?
How do we know this person?
Shut up, Zig Zag. Shut your mouth.
This is all my idea in the first place.
What is your idea ?
You think you can come up with an Iike this swinging brilliant idea?
Okay People in the meat department introduce me to him.
Apparently he is the real deal.
man bag Former for Indian mafia.
Does mean that?
It's racist They like to be called Native-Americans. </ p >
No, he is India. Indian dot head, not Indian feathers. </ P>
That's even more racist. </ P>
You are a racist. </ P>
man Bag berarti Anda bercinta dengan dia, Anda berakhir dengan tas di pinggul Anda.
- Bag on your hips? What does that mean -? You poop in the bag. </ P>
And then they tell me that they can't even sell me back my own sperm. </ P>
And then they kick me out. </ P> >
pepper Yes, and they sprayed my face.
Push me into the bushes I have thorny everywhere ..
I mean , if I don't get my sperm back, man,
my marriage is over.
You know, this is a bastard bastard ,
and they steal my future ,
and they eliminate my constitutional right to do whatever I want
with my own sperm.
Do you know?
Did you see what I said?
Yes, I did.
You say you bought your wife's engagement ring
with a money beat-off.
Classic, right?
I like you.
You are a married man.
I always want to be a married man.
But I never found an Iove.
p>
What can you do?
I will help you.
Hey, alright.
Thank you, Ron Jon < br /> See?
Wow, thank you, man.
Cost is 5000.
5000? I really have not known. </ P>
Can you excuse us Give us a minute. </ P>
What do you do You blow the deal
Will you put a price tag on your family?
Damn.
You have to have a rich uncle somewhere.
I have got $ 11,000 saved in house funds. </ P>
I might be able to borrow five and pay back before Audrey found out. </ P>
Now you speak sense. </ P>
Here it is.
Now it's cool.
So, we just chat.
And we feel Iike, yeah, of course, yes, good.
How about $ 3000?
Mr. Macklin, make no mistake.
We did crime here.
There is a big risk involved Do you understand?
Yes, 5000 then 5000 seems good.
Very nice!
p>
- Thank you for your time - Looks like we agreed.
Dude, are you serious in the Indian mafia?
What is this, Dude? </ P>
I never said anything. </ P>
Everyone should know every damn thing. </ P>
Okay, alright.
Okay, Mr. Nosy.
If you have to know, back in Mumbai,
I am the second best story man in business.
What business?
stole fucking business, okay?
- Okay - What's your name?
Zig Zag. </ P>
What's funny, Zig Zag? </ P>
I just rather Iaughing
What is "whole" Indian " organized crime is all about
What you don't think Indian crime can be regulated
No, I'm sure. I just this, Iike, the idea in my head
about all this Indian mass dudes, sitting around,
Iike that all non-violence < br /> each other.
Because you think, Iike, Gandhi, right?
I mean, he, Iike...
Should I show you how non-violent I can get? </ P>
No! </ P>
You think India can only drive taxis and fix your computer? </ P>
Well, let me say something.
I drive a taxi And I can fix your computer,
But I can also cut your throat!
Should I show, Mr. Zig Zag?
No, I feel Iike I got it.
Ya, saya merasa Iike saya mengerti.
Yes, I'm just enough to bake.
Off Cool, man, okay Best off.
Everything is off cold.
Hey, that's cool.
Let's drink.
Let's drink on a successful mission.
What is this?
Just drink it, god damn it people, "What's that
"? What is it What is it "
Okay, come on
For success
I will get your sperm back , Mr. Macklin
that's a lot, I guarantee
So you just have to be really angry .
Yes, I < > angry at first
I mean, he got kids out there
But then I thought, why not just go there
and see if they have one of good sperm extracts for us to use it
And
That was five years ago
They say that they will Iook, but not Iook well
Billy, no! </ P>
If you continue to sink James, I swear to God,
I'll come there and drown you right back!
This isn't James.
Well, who can tell, you Little rat mice?
AII right, that one.
Get here!
Oh, AIIison, she is so cute. </ p >
What's the name?
Well, we want to name something Chinese,
but also, you know, America, so we go with Jackie Chan .
Jackie Chan Finnerman. Good. </ P>
Wait...
Stop C> mon, stop it!
God, he is so calm.
Yes, he is really calm He never cries.
Yes, I have heard that about babies.
Why does everyone know so much about Asian babies?
Do I miss class < br /> or something?
They only like American babies.
Just good.
I heard them really music too.
You really have to get him piano, Iike, now.
Well, I've had a violin.
He even not have fingers yet.
So, just out of curiosity,
how much will it cost to adopt him?
around $ 10,000 when you add everything.
Do you want to hug him?
Oh, I will Iove to.
Hi, Jackie Chan.
.
Oh, princess Yes. Hi. </ P>
he, our five-star general. </ P>
Okay. </ P>
I have done a full reconnaissance of the target. </ P>
Nothing. </ P>
A piece of cake. </ P>
- Oh, that's great - Awesome ..
Everyone will work specifically.
You. Because you are a small woman, you will become a wheel man. </ P>
. Hard only talk No. </ P>
A woman. </ P>
talk No. </ P>
You. </ P>
if dirt falls, < br /> and all Ioose rest fuck...
You trigger man.
I won't shoot this gun, so...
Let me tell something.
I have two attacks against me.
One more and I go to jail for Iife.
If we get caught, you have to shoot me Do you understand?
I don't will shoot you, Mr. Jon.
Christ, I & apos; II shot him.
Sorry.
So here is a plan.
This is sperm bank.
This is the barber shop right next door.
Wait a minute Only, sorry,
but makes more sense
if we make a comb barber shop
and sperm bank cream I just say ??
Yes, I'm with Tom this one.
Okay, alright, alright.
This is barber shop, and this is a sperm bank.
And this is the Iiquor store across the street.
What?
Wouldn't it be better if this Zig Zag beer is an Iiqour shop...
and this ketchup bottle is something else?
Drink shop alcoholic, barber shop, sperm bank. Any questions? </ P>
- Yes - Yes, that's fine, yes. </ P>
Okay, you and the wheel man will arrive early, dress as a plumber .
You will have your name on the pipe truck?
Good point.
Both of you will enter barber shop and go
to employees rest rooms.
You will open skylights.
While you are planting special tools that I need for work that.
Soon it will get dark and time for me to take over.
From the roof from the liquor store,
I will slide above power lines, like Ninja,
I'll go down in through the sky,
take the drill
and blast my way to the sperm bank.
While that, the rest of the team will be outside,
noise cover provides for jackhammer.
I don & apos; playing guitar.
That's right.
But you play accordion, right?
When I was nine Shut up, Wade.
After entering the sperm bank,
I will use a special key kit choosing to open the vault.
With a special key picking kit, I can unlock anything, anytime.
And, exactly like that...
You're a father.
Do I tell you this person is the best?
Sorry, I only have one question .
If you can open Iock, anytime,
then why not skip the Ninja routine, the drill
and the 80s hair band ,
and just choose Iock at the door to the sperm bank?
Yes, if you only use the Iock picking kit,
you can choose Iock at the door to the sperm bank.
I like this person.
He is a good one to have in the team.
A great new plan I like that.
Okay. I will call this this plan
Operation Sperm Desert. </ P>
Hey, wow. </ P>
- Guess what - Only really Hurry up, I want to say something.
I know I've messed up some things right away.
But don't worry, because ...
me in this case.
Guess what?
Are you pregnant?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, Tommy, Tommy.
I want to adopt.
> Adopt? </ P>
I went by an adoption agent and got some information. </ P>
This is perfect a solution for us. </ P>
Yes , but the sperm bank is still possible...
Tommy, you said they didn't think they had.
They said they checked the warehouse.
>
I hold this AIIison baby today.
And I just Iooked into them big, beautiful eyes.
Oh my goodness , Tommy I just fell Iove. </ P>
Look no matter how we get a baby. </ P>
Let's start a family. </ P >
AIIison's baby is Chinese, right?
What's wrong?
Nothing.
I'm half Chinese!
Thank you I know that, I just...
But out of curiosity, do they have American children there?
Or even, Iike Chinese half half American children? </ p >
Babe, American ridiculously expensive and impossible to get babies.
There used to be tons of Russian babies,
but one of them went Crazy little, so that's it.
India won't get their baby out We can go Ethiopia?
What do they have, Iike the menu? </ P>
So I some quick research. </ P>
Of course you do. </ P>
And Chinese babies are people the easiest to get.
Do you have some kind of Chinese problem I should know about?
You Iove Chinese food!
Yes, but I don't will eat baby .
You better not.
Do you know what? Let me just pee, really fast. </ P>
Wait, two seconds. </ P>
I think the Great Wall is pretty sweet. </ P>
Oh, thank you! </ P>
I mean, are you sure about this ? </ P>
I have never been more confident about anything in my entire Iife.
Okay, then.
You look disappointed.
I am not disappointed.
not exactly how I imagine it will work,
but maybe you are right.
Let's explore How even it works?
Well, when you add it all, it is around $ 10,000.
But I think we can borrow from home funds, right?
Yes, yes we can.
I love you, Tommy.
I love you, honey.
is not active.
- What's off - Robbery, it's off. </ P>
Shut your mouth. </ P>
No, seriously human. </ P>
We have to cancel it. </ P>
But I've bought a ski mask.
That's too risky I can't get caught.
What about babies?
Audrey decided we would adopt a Chinese baby. </ P>
Audrey decided you got a Chinese baby. </ P>
When did you decide to surrender to America?
He decides.
We decide.
He just decided first and then I decided Iater.
I am tired from China They make everything.
Shirt, watch and pants.
Now they will make our baby?
I am sick of this shit outsourcing.
Wait a second.
We will outsource our robbery to India.
In addition, this way we help orphans and shit.
Give them a second chance. </ P>
Oh, we've given them a second chance. </ P>
Remember Pearl Harbor? </ P>
Don't forget, man.
Fine, get your Chinese baby I am on it...
You know what I heard they were pretty smart.?
Yes, and damn expensive.
We have me $ 5000 back from you Mr. Ron Jon.
Okay, well I don't think Mr. Ron Jon is an Indian giver.
filth No. I'm Indian giver. </ P>
How could you become an Indian giver? </ P>
I don't have this conversation. </ P>
Okay, Iisten Stick to the plan. </ P>
PIay for sympathy. </ P>
Make him feel guilty, okay? </ P>
What You are a day early.
Hey, we need to talk.
Okay, sign in
Get in the form for great work.
Listen, sir Jon, I have some bad news.
I have to cancel the job.
Okay, fine Job canceled .
Only like that?
Only like that.
C mon mon. We can drink to the canceled job. Come on. </ P>
Okay, this is doing this. </ P>
Good thing, too, I see. </ P>
Hey, yes. Only the best for my friends. C> mon now. </ P>
For the canceled work. </ P>
Indian Scotch Iove. </ P>
And cocaine !
He is not IIE.
Well, if I do.
That is a big TV!
Oh, you like that yes?
. Voice activated Check it out. </ P>
Shut your mouth! </ P>
I have to get me one of them. </ P>
Hey, they the weight Iook is pretty new, too.
Listen, how much did you spend $ 5000?
5000?
Yes, I gave < > You are $ 5000.
I think I spent $ 5000.
?
No, no! Man...
The reason I have to cancel the job is because...
I have an emergency, and I need the money back. </ P>
Well, what is an emergency? </ P>
Well... that is my mother. </ P>
She's sick,
- and if she doesn't get new... - Kidney...
... transplant, then die & apos; II.
That's very, very sad.
>
My own mother, she died of Iiver's failure.
I can't promise anything, but I will see what I can do.
AII right.
Yes, ma'am, we were really excited .
Of course she & apos; II English we & apos; II taught.
No, we haven't arrived yet with a name yet. Wait. </ P>
Audrey, I'm home.
I just dropped in the bank, only now,
and it's weird, because they... </ p >
said that the error seems to be made,
but there is no need to worry, because they can clean it in a few days.
What... happened?
Audrey, baby...
What happened What happened now?
Did you stop for a moment? </ p >
We will have enough money for Chinese babies.
You can take your Chinese baby and push it on your ass.
They are not mine.
>
Okay, tell me Then who are they?
- They Wade - Okay ..
Aud. Audrey...
Hey, Audrey, you've gotta be kidding me PIease, stop.
Stop, please!
- Wait -. Are you Iove him, Tommy? </ P>
Of course not I love you ..
Then why are you masturbating with her naked image? </ P>
I masturbate with nude pictures of melons.
I saw it melon, Tommy.
And I'm sorry that my melon isn't good enough for you.
If you find I am interesting,
you can jerk from to my naked image.
Audrey, seriously, they are picture of Wade.
Then how come they end up in our bathroom?
Well...
Do you know what?
. Your friend's name Who cares? </ P>
Anda tidak cukup jantan untuk mengetuk saya, anyway.
I can't believe you break up with Tanya.
I'm bored of him.
A man can't Iive by a nipple.
Hey, Wade, You are a jerk!
I told you to get a picture of me...
He found the picture.
>
Oh...
You know, he's right.
I have one job do as a human,
and I even can't do that.
This is just a little crisis of trust.
happens to everyone.
Maybe we should buy a prostitute. </ p >
Will he do with a prostitute?
Oh, that's right He can't get it...
Zig Zag, I can get it < br /> that, dude.
He can get it He just can't come.
Yes, of course. He can come. But Nothing comes out. Just puff the air. </ P>
Do you shut up? </ P>
If I Iose Audrey, I don't know what I'm going to do. </ P>
Come on, don't talk like that.
He Ioves you and you are the Iove.
And he knows that you & apos; II do anything for him. </ p >
But I don't do everything, right?
There is only one thing I can do to make this right.
And I'll do it.
p>
You will have sex with men gay?
What?
No, I will go back to Pasadena,
and rob that bank.
Yes, you!
Whoa, rob a bank?
Here is an agreement.
I left behind in the world will disappear forever.
But tomorrow night, before that happens,
we will go there, and steal bullshit back.
We pull bank jobs,
sperm bank jobs.
What do you say Who with me?
I am with you, Tomahawk!
- Zig Zag - Aces are high!
Darrell? We can use some muscles in this work. </ P>
Rights, well, I just will run a real quick house
and just take a few things, some things...
for this mission.
little crimes for missions.
And then I & apos; II meet you at the place specified,
at the time specified.
OK.
Okay, exit Darrell.
He says designated place, the time specified.
Zig Zag, we don't have a designated place, or the time specified.
Oh
At Ieast we don't need to cut him above taking, right?
That's good.
Ron Jon This is Wayne.
p>
Ron Jon!
How can he hear you for that stupid TV?
Shut your mouth!
- What - Hi. </ P>
So come back, and we have to go tonight. </ P>
Come on in. </ P>
I can't do it tonight, but Wednesday might work. </ P>
. PIease, sir Jon I pay you IoT of money to do this job. </ P>
Hey, you cancel work, remember? </ P>
Yes, but you never give me my money back.
What is this Do you have my money here?
Open.
What's this?
What do you mean what's the matter?
This is the kidney You say your mother needs a kidney.
How is a little "Thank you, Mr. Ron Jon." </ p >
who is the kidney is that who is the kidney ??
Sir Jon...
I don't know how to say this,
>
but my mother is very healthy.
I made that crap until to get my money back.
I see.
I feel very sorry I feel very strange about this.
Who is this?
Who are the people out there with an IESS body?
Listen to me, Mr. Jon, okay?
PIease.
PIease helps me.
I can't Iose my wife.
You must think that before you IIED to me.
What if I pay you more shitload money?
5000 dollars.
Damn, Iook.
I'm $ 4000 there, in cash,
in this envelope here.
Okay, okay AII is correct, okay.
I've got $ 40. $ 40. </ p p>
Zig Zag.
What do we have here?
One, two, three...
I have $ 8.
We have $ 4048, okay?
So what do you say C> mon.
I'm not sure if I believe my team ..
Okay, you know what Let's sweeten the little little deal?.
Oke? Apa yang Anda mengatakan itu?
You know my weaknesses.
Let's do it!
Let's do it.
He is your ex-boyfriend?
Yep. </ P>
And ex-girlfriends...
And what about you, Ziplock? </ P>
I abstain from practice. </ P>
Good I will not like a woman who has touched. </ P>
When did I get her? </ P>
You got her. What? </ P>
Do you think he will like me Is he a beard Iike? .
Oh, damn Do you think that -
. Tomorrow, noon We will take it. </ P>
Noon is good for me. </ P>
Noon can work. </ P>
Tommy? </ P>
Tommy, I'm home! </ P>
First message. </ P>
Hei, Sayang Saya hanya ingin memberitahu Anda bahwa saya sudah mendapat semuanya tahu.
I will get back my sperm
and we're gonna have our family, okay?
I have to go, but I will > see you tonight.
Wait for me! Let's go steal the semen! </ P>
Wade, shut up! </ P>
Oh God. </ P>
Where is the fuck is Ron Jon, man? </ P>
Will you stop asking that? </ P>
Something isn't right. </ P>
Jesus, Zig Zag pot Stop smoking...
p>
This makes you paranoid You douche.
Dude, that's for me glaucoma.
Are you really having glaucoma?
the initial stage.
Hey, dude.
- Where have you been - Seriously, dude.
I'm a casing joints.
Good news...
It's almost as if they don't expect someone to break in
and steal them the sperm itself returns.
I have to tell you,
this is the craziest job I've ever been in.
AIthough there is one once in India,
when they hired me to steal the monkey returns from the barber.
But what they ignored to tell me
is how horny this particular monkey is.
Okay, go back to work. </ P>
We enter, we steal semen,
We go out Ten minutes, synchronized. </ P>
Okay, Iet & ss; this iet do this. </ P>
If the police come,
honk three times, like this. </ P>
What the fuck, dude?
Why did you do that?
That was a signal undo mission.
Ouch, fuck, man!
If you leave without us , I will find you,
And I will kill you.
Let's roll.
I don't know, Wade.
I had a bad feeling about this person.
Well, that was only because he was a criminal.
That is how you should feel >.
Damn.
Damn!
What's wrong?
I don't remember the right combination.
For Iock the kit chooses?
Yes, for Iock the kit chooses, okay?
Do you write it on somewhere?
If I write it down, I will have the damn thing open.
Maybe it's your birthday.
This is not my birthday.
- Phone number - Don't make fun of me...
- Street Address - What does that mean?
Oh, oh Mother's birthday.
Could be.
Don't worry, I have an idea.
- man Bag for Indian mafia - That's what I was told?
Okay, where do they guard sperm?
How the hell should I know?
Oh damn it I just remembered the combination!
awesome. Great. </ P>
We have to separate so we can cover more land. </ P>
Hello, Iady. </ P>
Bingo. </ P>
Bingo. < /p>
Bingo.
Okay. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Jackpot. </ P>
Macklin, Macklin...
Yes, yes. </ P>
Whoa, whoa! </ P>
Bingo. </ P>
What is this?
Okay, okay.
Wade! Ron Jon! I'm my sperm. </ P>
What are you doing? </ P>
I'm very Ionely ever married. </ P>
We have to get out from here.
No, no, no, no.
Where is that?
What?
Don't move Okay? </ P>
No! Nothing! </ P>
Don't move! </ P>
Oh damn it. Fuck. Police. </ P>
Ron Jon, that is a signal. </ P>
Let's go! </ P>
Okay. </ P>
Damn! </ P>
Wade, are you okay?
After I soap.
- I need some mouthwash - I have my sperm...
awesome.
Where is Zig Zag?
Bastard!
Don't worry I will kill that bastard.
! Cops, police, police Go, go! </ P>
Damn, damn, damn holy. </ P>
We have to get hell out of here .
Yes, we have to go steal a car.
Wait, wait, wait.
You can't take risks.
You have to make a baby.
That is your job.
I will go get us a car.
That's great car theft.
Grand theft auto reviews That's how I started.
Live crime Very nice.
Can I have the address of all sperm bank in Pasadena, please?
No, this doesn't call crank.
, get your mind out of the gutter.
You will have to appear here.
- Where - In that way?.
Really what is it?
That way!
Wade, where is he?
My sperm will melt.
Shh!
What is that?
What?
- Oh, my God < br /> - Come on! Let's go! </ P>
Enter! </ P>
Yes, yes, yes, yes! </ P>
What the heck? </ P>
PIease doesn't hurt us !
Ron Jon, what are people doing here?
this is the only car with a button in it.
Well, pulling it more Pull it over now.
I can't pull over They've seen us.
- PIease doesn't kill us -! We haven't seen anything yet. </ P>
Murder There is no anyone, okay? </ P>
T echnically, we really have to kill them. </ P p>
Tidak ! Tidak ada!
Ron Jon!
Okay, alright. I stopped. Give me one minute. </ P>
- Dude, thaw your sperm - Oh, damn it. </ P>
Ron Jon! </ P>
Man, I need some ice back here. </ P>
This sperm starts heating up. </ P>
Ron Jon, pull over Ron Jon, I'm get some ice...
Is there anything else I can do for you, sir?
Okay, one second.
here you go !
It's OK.
Exit Chill, sperm!
Oh, damn it!
We have a company!
>
Oh damn it!
Wait for people I will lose him!
- You smell really great - Thank you.
false alarms!
Everything is cold.
Are you crazy?
Hey, man You have to be happy.
We're free home We succeed.
. Congratulations you will be a father! </ P>
me, not me? </ P>
Thank you, Ron Jon. </ P>
We did it, Macklin! </ P> >
Let's have some celebrating Iiquid!
Ron Jon!
I thought I was only having a miscarriage.
. Ow, fuck What the hell, man? </ P>
Are you okay? </ P>
Hey, I just came to get you, man.
Are you okay?
- I will kill you -! Oh, damn & apos; hey, dude. </ P>
Fuckin & apos; hey, man! </ P>
I came back. </ P>
Freeze! </ P>
Dapatkan di tanah Dapatkan di tanah!
You are under arrest for big auto theft.
You, too, jerk Get down!
Tommy, fuck or get messed up, bro.
Drop the bucket and go down.
Fuck or get messed up!
Yes!
You & apos ; II never caught it! </ P>
Stop! </ P>
Siow down! </ P>
I need a backup He's still running...
Oh, that's close. It's close. That's right here. </ P>
What the heck? </ P>
Oh, Jesus. </ P>
I don't even know people. C & apos; mon! </ P>
-? Wade - Hey Audrey, what's up? </ P>
Where is Tommy? </ P>
, please keep moving. </ P>
He gets sperm He gets sperm.
He goes like that!
AII is right, buddy Let's go out.
I see you.
Come on out There's no place to go.
- Eh, no - Yes.
- No - Yes.
- No - You are out now.
Don't I get some, uh...
I have several demands.
Yes, I an Iist claim.
Okay.
What do you want?
I need a bucket ice.
That's it An ice bucket.
How is the bucket chicken not?
Hey, man. I need the current ice. </ P>
Do you mind I ask what you need for ice? </ P>
Be - because I have for keep cool my sperm.
What is that?
Because I have to keep my sperm cool!
Your sperm is too hot , right?
There is a break in the sperm bank on the way.
Allah, this country just keeps getting weird and weird.
- Psychiatric call - AII is right...
Children? Is that stolen sperm you got there? </ P>
No, that is my sperm AII right?! </ P>
If sperm she is Iooking for,
There will be many where it is led Am I right?
Hey, Captain This is his wife.
Can I talked to him. I can get him to come out?
Yes, well you got two minutes.
Then we're gonna take him with hard way.
Get a breaker.
Bring it in
Tommy!
- Hi - Hi.
p>
I am my sperm.
It's been a weird few days, not yet?
This is the coolest thing a man has ever done for a girl.
Look, I ask sorry i'm mad at you about pictures Tanya.
I know you will never be snapped up from them.
No, I'm sorry I bought your ring with beat off money.
And I gasped from that stupid the image was melon.
No, I saw melons They were rather hot.
Audrey, I'm sorry my sperm stopped working.
Don't worry about it.
So what do we do with this Just push it's up there?
- Yes, I think so - Okay ..
They will want to take this you know that, right?
I know.
And then they gonna put me in jail.
Bring it here!
Okay, take the door!
- Ready < br /> - Ready?
At three, two, one.
Leave the semen that is and get on the ground.
C & apos; mon man I really need these things...
Get down now!
Tommy.
Look at my cock Look at my penis! </ P>
What...
Desert Sperm Surgery! </ P>
Where is sperm? </ P>
I don't know. </ P> >
- Did you get it -? No, I miss that! </ P>
- What - Come on! </ P>
Hands behind your back. </ P>
I & apos; II met you again at the station, okay?
Okay.
- Hey - What?
You are always with me.
AII is right Let's go!
- Breathe - Okay.
You did great!
- Okay, we're almost there - you are doing great!
One big push.
We are almost there.
- You have a clamp - Yes?. </ P>
She's beautiful. </ P>
- My little baby - Very nice... Very beautiful. Very beautiful. </ P>
Hello, little friends. </ P>
Hello. </ P>
Yes? </ P>
What? </ P>
Okay , yeah, yeah No., no, I will tell people.
No, no, I will tell people.
Okay. Be kind. Talk to you soon. </ P>
All Got news .?
Ron Jon your father a! </ P>
Hey, Mama What happened here?
That is until the end breastfeeding.
- Hi - Hi.
You are enough.
And what about my little Mookie How are you doing?
She is beautiful and beautiful and farty.
Only Iike Daddy! </ P>
Daddy & apos; sa little farty Daddy gets like that too. </ P>
And there are two other little munchkins. </ P>
How are you doing there? </ P>
Don't we make beautiful babies together? </ P>
I need a butt cream. </ P>
Okay, will Mama go get some ass cream.
Hey, dude Take triplets. This is time. </ P>
He will go for you. </ P>
- He is ready - My Iittle man...
Hey, man Little!
There is my big man!
hi!
AII is right, here we go.
I got Emmett's $ 12!
Okay, drop it.
Sammy is my son. He will clean a few hours.
That he is in yellow, right?
No, it is Annie in yellow /> Is that Audrey ASI? </ P>
Only the best for horses. </ P>
Alright, now This is a 15 meter run... </ p >
The first baby who will be to the winning bottle.
You are in this action?
Of course.
C> mon. Babies are hot. </ P>
Let's go, go to that iet! </ P>
What happened here? </ P>
Eh, we ran baby
Huh.
- I have fifty on... - Annie?
Yes.
Okay , make iet s money.
On your sign, it can be set, go baby, go!