[Pop]
[Continues]
[Male] Bah bahbah
Sump -mbek-mbek
Bah-bah
Bah -mbek-mbek
I want you to be so bad!
[Then ]
[Giggles]
Oh, man!
- Yes. - Oh, yeah.
[Miserable ]
[Giggles]
- [Wind Down Quickly] - [Gasos]
- Quite awesome, huh? - [Groans]
Oh, God! </ P>
- Wait! What's up? - Oh, my God! </ P>
Is that solit I'm over? I can corn-line it! </ P>
- [Repeating] Corn-row that! This corn-line! - [Larm buzzing]
[rock]
[Man] Wake up
l Cause & apos; it's been hours
l bet
Today I'll get to know him
Then again
I'm thinking of a stupid mistake
Kayu Pagi
Good Morning You look so good
Morning wood
Good Morning You look so good
Kayu Pagi </ p >
Good Morning
Good Morning, wood
[Mengerang]
lt hard
In a dream I have a direction
l is awake
- With erections - [grunting]
My life
Complete l day to meet
PS I hope
He likes action figures
- Morning Wood - Page. </ P>
Look, this female dog is soecifically asking us to get them alcohol.
I mean, it's a no-brainer.
We bring liquor to the party and we get put by the hottest chicken in school.
They are D.T.F. - Get down to fuck!
Mmm! Andy, a nice touch with sour cream, humans. </ P>
I don't use sour cream. </ P>
Believe me, you will have D. l.H.E. - dick in her ear -
T. l.H.A. - buttocks - and I B.O.Y.C. -
the ball on your chin.
It's just a terrible voice, Yunus.
What? Are you saying that you will only prefer me to ball on your chin? </ P>
- What are you doing, man? - Nothing. Hair in your eyes. Look, it doesn't matter. </ P>
What's important here is that we find someone who can bring us alcohol...
- [Door O pen] - Hey. </ P>
Chicka Chicka-ya-!
See what I picked up tonight ! Yes? </ P>
- "McAnalovin & apos; & apos; - Yes. </ P>
- One name frickin & apos; For realsies? - What is that?
- Lt is a big lD - Damn lt's the "awesome, man!
- Can you get me wrong? - Yes, I can connect you.
- Nice. - & apos; L Cause am McAnalovin.
Yeshiva class 201 0!
Chicka Chicka-yes -! Fake lD! Fake lD! </ P>
Save Down, bitches! </ P>
Look, usually I won't care...
but my cousin says that there are some serious side effects with this herb.
I mean seriously.
What's wrong with you? You're like a vagina.
lt & apos; ll be the best garbage. You have ever smoked.
They only told you it had side effects so they could keep everything for themselves.
[While laughing] Okay, then you smoke a few.
Not interested. I'm on a diet.
[Laughter] I'll tell you what.
You smoke this garbage for one week straight, and I will pay the rent for six months.
- Seriously? - Eh, yeah.
- You're on, bee-yatch! - You know how I know you're gay? </ P>
- How about it? - Uh, you just called me "bee-yatch & apos; & apos;
- You know how I know are you gay? - How about it?
- You have a dildo stuck in your ass. - What?
- Yes. Check it put. - [groans]
- [groans] - [Pops]
Oh, ada Anda, Fernando.
Hey, this smells like curry.
- Check one. Check two. - [Feedback]
Ohh! Oh, my God, this microohone smells like Jimmy balls! </ P>
[giggling Female Comics]
- Hey, Manuel. - No, that means.
Excuse me. l am so bad want to do stand-up comedy.
l do anything for someone to teach me how.
You know, I actually maybe not someone who asks...
causes & apos; I'm not very experienced.
But there are some Comics here that you can ask for. <
Oh, no, no.
There are a number of people here who can really help you.
Sorry for a woman, minute young.
Then she got pregnant. Um -
- Biskuit, apa sih yang terjadi dengan mu? - Apa?
He wants your ass, and you stand there with your dick in your hand!
Give me a break. He doesn't want me. That's just stupid. </ P>
Come on, Biscuit. Trust me! </ P>
Take it from an man who already exists.
I might have Benjamin Button's disease...
but I already have experience with women since giving birth.
Three days
Okay, thank you very much for sharing, but believe me, he doesn't want me.
Okay?
You are the cause missing, my sister.
Well, Blaqguy, I'm not like you. Okay? </ P>
I'm not a female witch reading. I don't know how to do this. </ P>
At least you're normal. </ P>
I'm 25 years old PLD in the body of 85 years PLD.
Do you know what is nonsense like? Yes? </ P>
[Choking, soitting]
This time I fell in love last year...
with the best fart gay uncle I put down. [Giggles]
[groaning]
[groans]
Oh night, dude, last I'm fucking & apos; this girl.
We are in the middle of the damn thing, and l- [While laughing]
And we get all sweating...
and then I realize it's not sweat it's pee.
- [laughs will] - This bitch pees on my whole!
[laughs]
I know that laugh. That's a virgin laugh. </ P>
What? What are you talking about? </ P>
It all makes sense now! </ P>
- Andy virgin! - You're a fucking virgin? </ P>
No, I'm not!
I'm not a virgin! It's not possible!
Oh, huh? Well, then why is he wearing this shirt? </ P>
That's a joke! It's just a joke, stupid shirt. </ P>
That's it! </ P>
I'm not -
They're just shirts! I'm not a virgin! </ P>
Then what's this nonsense, my friend? </ P>
O, beat let's fucking her virgin ass!
- We have to have sex with your ass! - [Others Shouting]
Guys, come on, calm down. Give him a break, okay? lt's Andy.
You have to get a set of nuts, bro.
You have to get out there and experience life.
Be aggressive. Do what you want with them. </ P>
If they say, "No, stop, not there, you hurt me & apos; & apos;...
You keep doing it.
It doesn't mean yes.
How does every fucking virgin stay for years?
I mean, there's a middle shave -school have sex on the internet right now.
[Words Speaking] What the hell?
Uh, no, I know that from... experience.
I mean, that's what I heard...
from people who... I met...
on the internet.
Uh -
l> m Green Hornet.
- [Relief Gasos] - Yes.
I just don't get it, Biscuit. </ P>
How in hell can you go 40 years and not have sex? </ P>
I don't know I just kinda stop trying.
Tidak apa-apa, manusia. Itulah yang Simonizing tongkat diskomu adalah untuk.
- What? - You know. Your pepper butter. </ P>
Skinnin & apos; smoke you cart. </ P>
FILLIN> socks with besides your feet something. </ P>
Oh. Okay. You mean masturbation. </ P>
I don't know what all that nonsense means, man. I speak & apos; whackin fight & apos; off.
- Yeah, well, I've never done that. - What are you?
You have never broken crazy?
So , have you got 40 years of creamer all built there?
- Yes. - Damn!
I know. And the worst part is, I just feel so abandoned. </ P>
I feel like everyone have sex except me. </ P>
Ah, there's no pressure, Biscuit Not amol everyone's that.
Oh, huh? What do you call that?
[Merana]
l sex says no sex without penetration.
Oh, God. What is that?
- [Both groaning] - My hips! </ P>
Damn! That's nonsense nonsense, Ma! </ P>
[Groaning Continues]
[Sighs]
Sweet mother of Maria.
Me likey.
Me likey a lot!
Running slow.
Damn! God! She's so beautiful. </ P>
Oh. Look, it's just my luck, Blaqguy. </ P>
ho-ho-ho-ho! look, look, look, man!
He's fine!
That's all you, dog!
[Mengerang]
No! God damn it! They are gang! </ P>
Maybe not. </ P>
[While laughing] Wait, wait, wait! </ P>
He's very tough. He so full... spirit and enthusiasm.
Mm-hmm.
- [Woman Screaming] - [Blaqguy] O h, nothing!
- Man! - People-
Damn, Biscuits, you did have some bad sex karma.
We don't have to change the whole Vibe, Startin dengan with fur rugs.
Alright, just ask yourself, what "you why & apos; & apos; factor?
- me" why & apos; & apos; factor? - Yes, you valet officer-looking bastard!
Why did you buy alcohol illegally?
Because you got a few pus in exchange for that.
- Is this really what this is all about? - Of course!
- That means, except- - What are you do, man?
Tidak ada. Hanya sedikit mustard di wajah mu.
Look, people, we get alcohol, we will bag in the middle of the night.
So, McAnalovin, get fucking & apos; ass there and make us "we why factor. & apos;
- Give me a vest that is fucking & apos; you're gay! - The vest?
Yeah, take it off, jerk. Looks like you parked a car at Morton. </ P>
Makes me look older, you fucking gay Garth Brooks! </ P>
I'll kill you! Give me damn vest and make love there!
Fuckin 'hate it.
- Lt' ll be fine. - Better fucking work.
- Lt's going to work. It's alright. - Damn bastard. </ P>
- [Bell slamming] - [Sipping hard]
[closing door]
- [Sighs] - [Heartbeat]
[Whisoers] So many things -
- Oh, God. - [Heartbeat soeeds Up]
Mmm. Okay. </ P>
Can you hear me now? </ P>
- Good! - [exhales]
Okay, don't draw attention to yourself.
Oh!
Okay -
Oh, shit!
[Groaning]
On underage! Go! Go to your mother's house! Go! </ P>
Next, next. l.D. l.D. !
Come on!
Ah! Get out of country. </ P>
It's not good here. Next! </ P>
Come on, come on, come on! </ P>
- LD - [chuckles]
That's very flattering, young man...
but I was born in 930 1.
Yes, I can see that you are old by your rough hands...
- Dan payudara kau yang melorot ke "Anda WUPA''. - Apa itu "WUPA''?
Over the wrinkled area.
No lD, alcohol.
- [Gasos] - Next!
[Sighs] < br /> This is crazy motherfuckers.
I'm going to rest.
lD
Let's go. This isn't a vacation.
[Sniffing, Tongue Clicking]
[High pitched Ululating]
McAnalovin.
What kind of bitch-name donkey is this?
- H-How did you read it? - Show your nipples!
- What? - Nipples.
Tits bitch. A little pink. Try seeing them. </ P>
- Putting me on? - Yes. Please. Am I stuttering? </ P>
Yes? Eh? </ P>
- All right. Chewy and tight. - Ouch! </ P>
I will say 1 5, maybe 1 6 at the most. </ P>
What? No! That's crazy! </ P>
Jangan bercinta dengan ku.
Damn, Biscuits! What are you wearing, fur coats, dogs?
Oh, no. My
My father is from the Balkans. They are hairy. </ P>
Don't waste your height on bro, damn weak. Damn your cousin is a bomb.
Really? Don't you feel any side effects?
Not one, my friend I tell you that is pure nonsense.
You realize that you have breasts, right? </ P>
Yee! New experience. [Chuckles]
- Hyah! - [shouting] Chinese bitch! </ P>
Indian girl. Jewish. Black. </ P>
Okay, but you one of those hairy bastards! </ P>
Even your hair grows hair. </ P>
Yes, I need to use extra sticky bulletproof jacket. O kay? </ P>
Are you ready? </ P>
Hal ini tampaknya seperti banyak lem. Apakah ini akan menyakitkan?
He's a professional. It won't hurt, right?
Yes, of course it will hurt, stupid idiots.
- Oh, God. - You're a man, okay? Don't pussy it. </ P>
Okay? are you ready? A-one, two!
- Get the set! - No, no, please!
It doesn't... hurt a lot.
Dude, if they are your nipples, I'll faint.
[Speak Chinese] Of course they're nipples! What are you thinking about? </ P>
Look. They are all on the wall. I have a collection there. you see?
- Damn. - [moans]
[Groaning disgust] Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy!
- Bagaimana itu membuat aku vaginanya jika Aku bukan gay? - Domo arigato , keparat!
I really appreciate you giving me a lift and everything...
but I think I can walk from here.
Man, that's at least we can do, remember what Helen Keller did for your butt back there.
Yeah, that's really unreasonable, I know.
"McAnalovin & apos;
What is the name of that name? </ P>
lrish... gay... porn? </ P>
How do you hope to get where just looking for like that? We need to take you shopping.
Get you some thangs, some clothes, some styles.
- Alcohol, maybe? < - Sure. And how did you get it?
- lD? - No, bastard. Money!
- All right? Now, how do you get money ? - Eh, work?
- That's crazy talking, kid. - That's damn crazy, DPG.
That's what's wrong with young people, Yo ss.
- They all want to do homework and be responsible. - Hey!
- Oh, my- - They all want to grow up -
What happened to drPopin> put high school...
getting pregnant bitch, starting a music career?
Preaching, nigga, preaching ! [Laughing]
- Hey. - [Screaming]
Well, McAnalovin...
This is America and if we & apos; for bring something back in good old days.
Hit and Yo Ass around to get some money ancient ways, homeboys.
- What? - We gon "steal it.
Wait, white boy.
- Ah, yes! - [Laughing]
ls that one meter alive?
Yep, and it's green. When it turns red, your ass is dead.
- [laughs] - Put this garbage in. </ P>
We fixin & go GTA on this bitch.
- Whoo! - Oh, shit!
- Oh. - Let's go shoppin & apos;
[groans]
[grunting] Fascist!
[Woman groaning]
[Whining] Hey, all right
- What? Yes? - [Groaning]
Fuck! </ P>
Hey, man! Orange! </ P>
Naranjas. Dos dareslares.
- What are you just doing? - Oh, no, he isn't!
What? I have cash, dude! </ P>
Do you know what happened when you robbed Mexico in this game?
Dogs, when you rob a white man, you get money.
When you rob a black person, he will chase after your ass is all over the match.
But if you rob a dog, Mexico, you get a whole silly Latin community after you !
Every one, Muchacho, nino, Menudo, Santana and Rob Thomas...
the motherfuckers of the catering truck, they are gon & apos; all trying to kill us!
Bring your butt here!
[whining]
Go, go, go, go, go!
We gon & ndash; find your butt a woman today. </ P>
Ouch! Watch Out. I'm sick. </ P>
How do they look? </ P>
Kau terlihat seperti Hannibal Puting.
- Right this way. - [Laughter] Got & apos; im.
- [Crowded Buzzer] - You have to like swimming and pick apples and -
I'm like a really big person, but he has to shoot blank. You know what I'm saying? </ P>
- Bla - [Child] Mother, I'm thirsty! </ P>
Hey! Mommy is trying to get some correct penis now. Suck it. </ P>
I love my children. </ P>
[Lmitates farting]
We will keep it simple. </ P>
He will throw salad you when I give you reach-around.
Okay?
No, I -
So, yes, I like sitting in a sauna....
is in the bath, playing badminton.
I like, uh...
camping, throwing tents -
- He is not one. - What?
He's KO. What are you talking about?
Head height, big, masculine jaw.
- Something that's not true. - What not right?
- Boss, look at his hand. - What's wrong with the hand?
I'm pretty picky. You know? </ p >
- That ruins everything. - Mmm.
[O fficer Beat] You didn't taste Mexico until you feel this nonsense, white boy.
[Officer Yo Ass] Damn is a bomb, dog.
- Ahh. There we go. - Yes! </ P>
- Why are there F "& apos; & apos; in the window? -" F & apos; & apos;? </ P>
- Man, it is "B." & apos; - Stupid bastard. </ P>
You think I'll take you somewhere if it's F "& apos; & apos;?
We have three butt-pee burritos, one of the nonsense solatter Enchiladas -
- That's mine. That's mine. - We have everything! </ P>
-! / Gracias, hombre - [laughs]
- [Horn Cars... & apos; & apos; La Cucaracha & apos;] - Oh, shit. </ P>
- [continues] - [shouting]
- I said this would happen! Look! - Oh, shit! </ P>
Here Come on who are gang members! - There they are! Hey! </ P>
Are there visiting the zoo lately? </ P>
[Microohone Feedback]
I went to the zoo and, uh, l ww -
walks up penguin cages...
and, um, I was, like, I wondered if the other < br /> animals are watching them leave...
"Lord, I'm happy & apos; & apos;
Because they are, uh, you know -
like nothing, I wonder what I did in my past life to be reborn birds, without flying legs...
in the middle of the North Pole -
South Pole. Sorry. Um -
[Man # 1] Close! </ P>
- Uh- - [Man # 2] nobody cares, buddy. </ P >
[Removing Throat]
Now, ladies and gentlemen, I will try to make comedy apple sauce.
[Groaning, murmuring] </ p >
I'm sorry if I hit you.
Thank you very much. You have become a great aaudience.
[Man # 3] You
Hey, give up on Andy, huh?
He's big!
- Hey there. - Hi.
- Yes, that will be me. - How are you? How is your neck? </ P>
- Lt's fine. - Yes? </ P>
- Better. - Stab the wound? </ P>
- Healing. - And that the foot is broken? </ P>
Actually , it's better than before. I can do this now.
- [Pops] - Oh! Oh, II am sorry. </ P>
I know it doesn't match colors well. They only have white or black skin. </ P>
l choose white. What makes me racist? </ P>
- No, really- - Thank you! </ P>
- You're really funny there. - Oh , please.
- You're funny. I laugh inside. - Thank you very much.
Okay, well, I just- Good! </ P>
- Apakah kau ingin pergi keluar kapan? - Aku ingin sekali. Malam ini?
Tonight? Yes. </ P>
- Sure. Of course. - Great. Maybe we will have sex after a while. </ P>
Sorry? </ P>
What? </ P>
I mean-Anything- You said- <
- I didn't say anything. - Okay.
So send me your e-mail. I can tell you where I live and you can pick me up.
Maybe you should text me, then I will contact you and you can text me your address. </ p >
Is there an application for that? If not, why not me just Twitter me my Facebook page...
and then you get my walls your number, I'll call and leave my address on voice your mail.
lt might be better if l l. M. You my Myspace page, then you can leave me the address you have...
I'll blog my cell on it, you can contact me when I give T-Mobile I'm rollover minutes...
put you on my five fave trips that You can give me directly through the ohone. </ P>
- You will put me in your five faves? - Oh, yeah. Sure. </ P>
- [Ohone ringing] - Oh, I'm sorry for one second. </ P>
- Oh, yeah. - Okay. </ P>
Hello? Oh, hi.
Yes. Yes, I'm pm. Of course. That's good news. Yes, I will. </ P>
Thank you! Okay, bye. </ P>
[screams, laughs]
l applied for this work in Hawaii six last month, and I just found out I got it!
- Oh, God! That's good! - I'm very happy! </ P>
- But I have to go tonight. - Tonight? </ P>
- Ya. - Oh. Oke.
- I'm sorry about dinner and sex. - Listen, work is work.
Thank you for understanding.
Yes, sure. No problem. </ P>
- Oh! Okay. - Congratulations. That's good. </ P>
- Okay, bye! Hug me. - Okay. </ P>
Um, oh, God. You forget, you're mm, feet. </ P>
How do you not have an address? </ P >
This is contact you freakin & apos;.
Stop rising. Dipshit is fucked up with the whole thing getting arrested. </ P>
We will find it. Don't worry. </ P>
- [Horn Car... & apos; & apos; La Cucaracha & apos;] - Wait! </ P>
What is that? </ P>
It sounds like "La Cucaracha." Apper;
[whooping, shouting Spanish]
- Holy damn fucking! - Let's get out of here anyway!
Oh, shit! Rob Thomas?
- [Shouting Continues] - [Tires squealing]
- Enter into the car. - What?
Get in the car!
Okay.
- [Car door closed] - [Quiet nags]
- [Roaring] - [ln Spanish chat]
[Engine Starts]
This garbage happens all the time, man!
Girls just become bullshit doin 'that, and it's messed up!
Oh, yeah, dude. That nonsense isn't even a problem. All right? </ P>
Because tonight you'll be fucking & apos; lying hammer, fucker. </ P>
I don't know what that means and it's not heloful.
I just want to meet someone for once who is down to earth and a normal person.
[Crying] What they have is special.
Can I call you Noah?
What's wrong with you?
You're starting to turn into a , a real certified bitch!
Now you're crying more than a notebook?
Have things here.
- Ow. - This is... breasts.
Damn, they feel rather- they feel rather good.
Okay, do you know what? You're disgusting.
I'll get Shirley Temple.
- [Second] Hi ! - You're sweet.
- What's your name? - I'm Andy. Hi. </ P>
Well, Andy, every Thursday night my sister and someone took l from the bar to have sex with. </ P>
And tonight we chose you!
[Second] Congratulations!
- You're like a menage a trois, Andy? - Five pr six times a night?
Bagaimana hambatan ganda Belanda? Anda menikmati mereka?
- Jelly donuts? - Ukrainian popcorn?
Fucking mouth?
Do you forgive me the second, or moment, if you don't mind ?
[Together] Think about that!
Um, sorry.
- [chattering] - Sorry? </ p >
Excuse me.
[Sighs]
[Thinking] Why can't I be the center of attention?
[Rejan, cheering]
[Man] He had sex with a woman 345-ppund...
just to help him get some practice.
smells like his dice bone-in 40 days age ribs.
He is so safe with his virility...
that he doesn't mind peekers urinal.
He is the most interesting person in the world.
I don't always fuck fat females...
but when I do it I like to be on- [Bleeps]
Stay thirsty, my friends
Can I help you? Hey.
- Can I help you? - Huh?
That's my favorite drink.
Mine too.
This is fate.
I think so. I'm Sarah.
Oh! Sorry. I'm Andy. </ P>
- [Chuckles] - [Farting]
- Sorry. - [Farting]
- That's- - Cute?
- Yes. Hard. - [Sniffs]
So, MTZ, paparazzi? </ P>
Yeah, I've worked there for two years and just got my promotion today.
- That's really cool. Congratulations. - O h, thank you! </ P>
- Aku begitu bersemangat ! - Itu benar-benar rapi.
Hey-hey-hey! Praise from children!
You know, actually, I don't drink.
l sip wine once , but that's it.
- Oh that's good. - No
Come on, girl. One shot won't hurt you.
l will if you do it.
- Okay! - Okay. Cheerful. </ P>
Oh! That's terrible. </ P>
Oh! I'm bad, girl. That's me genetic sample. Here, try this one. </ P>
I'm not sure if I like one. Can I try each other? </ P>
Um, you know what?
That's a lot of liquor... to have... fast.
Whoo!
- [Rock] - [Singing] Sarah! Sarah! Sarah! Sarah! </ P>
- [cheering] - Yes! </ P>
Drunk girls Gettin 'up fun now
lt's cool will be her friends around
Drunk girl, drunk girl
Drunk girl O h, my god, shameful </ p >
not once This doesn't happen
Drunk girl, drunk girl
Drunk girl
Current time
you say don't stop
That you are super hard
Drunk girl don't believe it l
- [Continues] - Um , don't you think you have to drive?
Oh, I can't help it.
- My vagina has my own thoughts. - Oh.
Oh, I'm a god. Oh, yeah. That's strange. </ P>
l like you, Ndy. </ P>
- L like you too. - I like you very much. </ P>
Okay, maybe we- have to let 's -
Okay, no, that, um- We have to get some -
Oh, that can be done a trick.
- I'll go down to you now. Okay? - What? I don't think that -
- [Vomiting] - Oh, God, no! Please! </ P>
Oh, my God, that is so warm. </ P>
Oh, my God, I am, like, sorry -
[Screaming]
No! Not! No, please! </ P>
[Andy laughs nervously]
Andy! Andy! </ P>
Aah! Aah! I'm here! </ P>
- I'm here! - Oh, God. Thank God. </ P>
I thought I lost you. </ P>
Can you stop vomiting, please? I'm not a very strong swimmer. </ P>
I thought that I'm done. </ P>
Oh, I just peed. It's so warm. </ P>
Oh, God. Do you want to go in? </ P>
- Oh, I want that. - Okay.
[Thunder Rumbling]
Everyone, meets Michael.
We're glad you're here, Michael.
We need a referee.
Will I be a referee for?
- Edward, didn't you tell him? - L start for that.
Let's just say something that we can only play during storms. </ P>
Okay. </ P>
What is that? </ P>
We are all lactose intolerant. </ P> p>
[Farting]
Sorry.
[Panting, gasping]
- Hey there. - Shit! You scared me. </ P>
My apologies. Are you okay? </ P>
Maafkan aku. Aku dikejar-kejar oleh sekelompok orang Meksiko tanpa alasan.
All I'm trying to do is get a little alcohol then I can have sex with the hottest girl in school.
I think I can help you out.
- Really? - Yes.
They practically give free drinks!
- Just ask Lisa. - Seriously?
If I'm lying, I'm dying. </ P>
Here, take this bag. </ P>
Don't ever want to go to a party empty handed. </ P>
Cookies? And condoms? </ P>
You can't have enough well, right? </ P>
- Agree. - Now go get alcohol.
Thank you, man. You are an awesome dude.
Yes, I'm pm.
[Knocking]
Hello? </ P>
ls orang rumah?
[woman] Come on in l make you drink.
Just help yourself.
Cool! Thank you! </ P>
- Sweet! - Hey there. </ P>
Oh. Hey, bro. </ P>
Dude, aren't you that guy from shows who arrested the persecutor? </ P>
- That will be me. - It shows so fuckin & apos; awesome !
You're great!
Remember the one with the priest and he tried to weasel the way out of it...
but you ended catch him with e-mail from underage girls.
Once he hightailed and hit the front page, he got hit by Shawne Merriman-looking for the police.
- L do. - That is so fucking & awesome! </ P>
What are you doing here? Is this your home? </ P>
Eh, tidak. Aku benar-benar rekaman pertunjukan.
Really? Here? That's awesome. Can I watch? </ P>
- It seems like you are already. - What? </ P>
What's in the bag? </ P>
What? Only the things you give. Only... cookies and condoms. </ P>
- I didn't give anything. - Huh? </ P>
What do you think it will happen by coming here tonight?
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm not a rapist.
The only reason I'm here because you told me there would be alcohol here. </ P>
- You said to ask Lisa! - Really? </ P>
So , you have no intention of having sex with mild underage.
Wh-No! I-I-I don't know what are you talking about!
So you don't remember saying this?
What? Cor-No! I'm allergic chocolate chips, for Christ's sake! </ P>
And I don't even like maple syrup real. </ P>
I don't know what happened. </ P>
- you can make things easier if you will only tell us the truth. - L am telling the truth.
I don't know who this girl is. </ p >
I'm just trying to get alcohol, so I can have sex with the hottest girl in school.
- Really? - That's it!
Oh, shit.
Wait. Wait. I want to talk to you. Sir? </ P>
- What will I do? [Screams] - [Lamented Sirens]
[Screaming, Whining]
I'm not a rapist, You're fucking jerk! </ P>
- [Lnhales, mengembuskan napas] - Di sini kita pergi.
- Mm-hmm. [Humming] - Get this little rubble...
from your face. </ P>
Why are you so nice to me? Hmm? </ P>
I don't know. I guess because you let me. </ P>
[groans]
Okay. No, no, no. No, no, no, no. </ P>
- You have to drink it. - Oh, I want you. </ P>
No work. Ahh!
Ahh. Ohh. </ P>
Aah! </ P>
Yeah, that's all. Leave that sitting on your tongue for seconds. </ P>
It's only antibacterial. Okay. </ P>
I'm going to sneak into something more comfortable. </ P>
- Okay? I'll meet you in the bedroom. - Okay. </ P>
Okay. </ P>
[Chuckles]
Ohh! No! </ P>
- [Flushing] - No! Oh, God. </ P>
- [Soraying] - [Groaning]
[shouting] You want to lay down some pipes, bitch?
Um, can you- Can you give me a minute? I will -
Pussy! </ P>
Oh, yeah Hi ww! O hour! O h, yeah! [groaning]
Okay. Oh, Jesus -
- Okay. Hey. - Hey. Hey. </ P>
- Sorry. - I just screwed this warm cake here. </ P>
- I heard it feels like a real thing. - That's cool.
- You know, 1 6 A real aroused age, human. - Yes [Sighs]
- So, uh, what are you doing? - Whoa.
Nothing. l- Sorry to disturb you.
Sarah in another room. He is tied to the bed. He wants to have sex with me. </ P>
- Oh, shit! - I don't know what to do. </ P>
- Do are you serious? - Yes.
My man! This is a big moment!
- Lt's about to go down! - You're stabbing incoherently.
Will you keep coming down?
I have a big headache.
Sorry, brother. It's just, you know, so interesting.
Our boy is about to make love !
- Yes. - Brother, are you bleeding?
What -
Oh! There are these weed side effects! </ P>
Damn it! Does anyone have additional tampons? </ P>
- Preferably super-wide? - No.
[grunting]
You need to get your ass back there before he passes out. </ P>
- I know. But what if I'm wrong? - Is that wrong? </ P>
All you do is stickin & apos; You are dick on her coochie! </ P>
There is no way wrong do that!
Well, there is one this time I'm stuck at my thing in Naomi Turner's cat.
It's dark there, we're curled up on twin beds...
and the cat just ambushed between the sheets.
It just feels like- Hey! Do you know? Uhh! </ P>
- We are all God's creatures, right? - Yes. </ P>
Humans, just get a white ass there and can fucking & apos;
- Get to fuckin '! - Let's dp some damn it.
- Just do some' fucking! - Lt can't be that hard . Everyone does it. </ P>
- Okay, I'll do it some damn thing! - Fuckin fuck & apos;
I can't. I can't, I can't.
I can't do it. I can't do some & apos; damn it.
II don't know what's wrong with me .
I'm 40, and I- I-I will never be with a woman.
I just don't.
Not with a sob, You won't!
- Seth, what are you doing? - Shut up!
I'll come out.
Exit to get a milk shake.
A milk shake?
Yeah, kid!
You see, l....
has a milk shake...
and you have a milk shake.
But I have a straw.
You see? Yes? There is that. Watch! </ P>
My straw reaches...
across the room...
and into the milk you shake. </ P>
[Lmitates inhale]
I don't understand what you are doing.
- Okay, if you do a metaohor, I don't really- - [Sipping Continue]
Milk I shake...
bring all the boys...
to the page.
Right Damn is better than you!
Damn right.
I drink your milk shake!
I drink it until!
I don't even know what that means. /> That's very strange. </ P>
Nobody wants a virgin child, Andy. </ P>
Hey! What are you-What are you- Don't do it! Calm down! </ P>
l will not be calm! </ P>
- I won't calm down! - Stop it! Seth, stop it! </ P>
Stop it! </ P>
Just stop it. </ P>
Dude, I'm very sorry, man. I'm so damn & apos; tall now.
Uh, look, look.
You're the ocean of the semen down there, okay?
The only person who will can get for that is you...
and you have to use your chicken to do that.
- Okay, I got it. Please don't, you know- - Okay? </ P>
- You can do it. - I know. I feel like I can do it -
- No, you can do it! - L feel like I can do it. I just need to do it. </ P>
- Then go do it already! - My thoughts change, and I can do this, can't I? </ P>
- Yes, you can do this! - I know I can! Do you know what? </ P>
I'm sick [growling]
I'm naked! </ P>
Wow, she's beautiful. </ P>
- [rattling] - [Sarah moans]
- Oh, Andy, you're so good! - Nonsense bang up! </ P>
- [Whisoers] Apa-apaan yang kamu lakukan? - O h, Ndy, Kau begitu baik !
- Get it from his body! - [Screaming] Andy! Oh! </ P>
- Get it from his body. - Don't stop! Oh! </ P>
Oh yeah! </ P>
- Go! - More! More! </ P>
[whining] Where did you go? </ P>
[Second growling]
- Son sucks! - Go !
[Farting]
- What are you doing, baby? - [Groaning Continues]
- [grunting] - Yes. </ P>
- Oh, I like that sound. - [growling]
Oh! I can't breathe! </ P>
Ah!
Oh, shit.
Oh, the burrito is obviously meat. [grunting]
I'm crown. Oh, God. Guys, we have to be interesting here. I don't feel too good. </ P>
[Gurgling sounds]
- Guys? - [Snoring]
You really are a bastard!
Pull this garbage over before l whole poop fucking Corinthian your skin!
- [growling, panting] Oh, damn it! Watch out! - [grunting]
- [shouting] - [Ban Screeching]
[All Screaming]
[Bleaching ]
[Screaming Dies Down, All Panting]
Oh, shit. Oh, God. </ P>
This won't last long. </ P>
[Chatter Radio]
Ah! God! </ P>
What the hell is this! </ P>
What-f Is someone there? </ P>
- Hello! Oh, God! - [Gurgling sounds]
[Shouts] I'll fucking fucking my pants. </ P>
I'll fucking fucking my pants. Oh, God. What? </ P>
Can you hear me now? Good. </ P>
[Mendengus] Oh, Tuhan.
[grunting] Oh, shit.
What the hell? Where is the fucking toilet?
[Flies buzzing]
Oh, God. That's disgusting. </ P>
Oh, God! I have to go! Oh, shit. </ P>
[growling]
- [Groaning loudly] - [Splashing]
- [panting, snorting] Oh, God. Yes. Fuck. - [Splash]
- [Your ohone Rings] - Huh? </ P>
[Rings]
[Ring]
- Yo, where are you, white boy? - I'm almost done.
Look, that's because you Mexico is trying to kill us!
- Huh? - Come on!
What? What the fuck? </ P>
[Man Shouts]
- What? What the fuck? - [Shouting Continues]
- [Tembakan] - O h, aku dewa .
Oh, God. I don't want to do it! I can't do it! </ P>
- [Shoot] - [Shouts]
Fuck! Oh, God. </ P>
[shoot]
- Okay! I am here. Let's go. - Well, it's damn time, white boy. </ P>
What is that smell? </ P>
- I'm not fucking & apos; know, man. < br /> - [Flies buzzing]
- Come on, dude! - Come on, let's go, Beat.
[Rings Door Bell]
Sarah. Hi! </ P>
Hi. </ P>
Is that all? don't you-you didn't see something? [Laughing]
Oh, um -
Do you-do you have new flip-flops? </ P>
- Uh, not flip-flops. - Swollen ankle? </ P>
- Height. - Oh, you carry a little weight on your knee. </ P>
Tinggi.
Oh, God. Aha! Of course. You have an outie. </ P>
l don't even realize you have a putie. </ P>
Even when you bang & apos; I was last night ?
No? Okay. So, no, I'm not- I didn't blast last night. </ P>
Of course you didn't bang me. </ P>
You only have your penis pounding my heart like a bag of Floyd Mayweather punching...
and now I'm pregnant!
- Oh, shit. Are you pregnant? - Oh, bingo! </ P>
- Give that person a gift! ***! - Be careful with that. </ P>
- Give people it's a gift sialan damn it! - Be careful with that.
I'm not, um-That's- Yes, you. </ P>
- I just want to know how that happened in one day. - I'm half Mexican. </ P>
Benar-benar?
Andy, do you know how difficult it is...
to find a man who can make you feel like You get nailed by five people?
Mmm. No, I'm not- I don't know how hard that will be...
but it's not my baby. </ P>
Oh, God. Of course. </ P>
Typical response from a man, middle-aged irresponsible...
who lives with a bunch sex-crazy teenager!
Okay. Come on. My friend who's not a teenager's sex. </ P>
Okay, yeah. He cupping and maybe conjuring your breasts a little. </ P>
Listen-Do you mind? </ P>
Oh, awkward. </ P>
Thank you. </ P >
I think you use a condom.
No, I don't use condoms because I don't have sex with you.
[exhales] If you don't accept this child...
I will go so Flint, Michigan to you...
that you will go to deep economic depression...
caused by the extinction of from the automotive industry.
Then some fat men will document you!
I don't understand what that means.
If that doesn't work- [Scoffing]
then this baby will suffer !
- It's just babies, so-Don't smoke. - Can cause severe birth defects.
That's very 1 970s. Don't do it, please
- Still not your baby? - No, that -
- Want to go for underdeveloped lung capacity? - I don't want to go for that.
This therapy is also illegal, so please don't
O kay. I know you're angry, so don't drink that...
because that's how you make babies homeless and -Oh! </ P>
- [exhales] - [Child] Mother, Mother! no, Mommy!
We're done, Andy. It's up, jerk-off.
Sarah. Sarah! Come on! </ P>
I think we have something! I mean, I let you throw up in my mouth! </ P>
Oh! </ P>
Hey, come on, Biscuits !
You & apos; talk & apos; mouse hood fight.
Hey, he's only for training, you know?
You can't get all involved emotionally all in that nonsense.
I don't know, Blaqguy. I just feel like I have to get out of here...
recharge my battery, go on vacation.
But I don't- I don't know where to go!
[Man O n TV] Sarah Marshall found canopdling with British rock ldpus sensation bright...
on Maui, Hawaii.
The couple seemed very loving as they played about without caring in the world.
What warm this time of year?
Maui, which is a favorite hot sopt for many celebrities...
seems to be the place of choice for Aldous... <
as we have seen him with the interests of some love only in the past few months.
- Maybe Australia? - [Man O n TV] Maui -
- No, that's too far away. - It's one of the hottest and the closest of a tropical vacation.
- Bagaimana dengan Meksiko? - Wajah Brengsek, kau tuli?
Your prostitute is here on Maui with another guy.
I've often pampered miles, but I don't know.
Hey, motherfucker no wonder you are still a virgin. You damn hindrance.
- Play TVup. - Hey, do you know what? How about the Maui fight? </ P>
Oh, ha, ha! Hey, Maui. Good call. </ P>
You will be very far from anything Sarah, you will get more than her ass in no time. </ P>
Yes. Yes. </ P>
Don't move, you fuck sick. </ P>
[crazy laughter]
Where am I supposed to go, you damn dickheads?
[laughs]
Hey, Mandy, stop taking & apos; all medicines.
- Yes. - [Screaming Angry ]
What's the matter? Holy damn it!
McAnalovin!
keep going there, bitch.
- Let me in! - Damn!
McAnalovin! Let me in the car! ***! </ P>
Dude! Yunus! </ P>
- Leave him in the car, dude. - Every of your friends is one of us. </ P>
- Get inside, white fat kid! - Hi, baby! </ P>
Kudus damn sh shit! You fucking & beer;
- You're fuckin & apos; beer! - Of course I do it. I'm McAnalovin! </ P>
- Fuckin's' incredible! - Chicka Chicka-yes -! </ P>
And you have fucking & apos; breasts in your car! Holy damn damn it!
- Yes! - Whoo!
- Hi. - Aloha.
Oh.
Hi. I'm Andy Soitzer. I checked in
Oh, Mr. Soitzer. Hello! We have you in one of our rooms econo. </ P>
Besar. Ya. Itu $ 50 malam?
Fifty dollars. Of course.
Then there's eight percent of state tax, seven percent city tax...
airport tax 1 2 %, 32% stimulus tax and, of course, valet fees.
Oh, valet. No, I can't drive, so -
- Everyone pays the valet fee. lt's standard. - Standard? </ P>
The grand total room that you will come to is $ 485 per night. </ P>
Additional food except mint on your pillow at turndown.
$ 485? That's... ridiculous. </ P>
- Lt is a very good mint. - I know. ll -
I want to talk to the manager, please.
- [Feedback screams] - Manager for the front desk. Manager for the front desk.
We have cheap bitches on one line. Cheap bitch on one line.
If he's not a cheap bitch, he's a chap-ass.
Cheap bitch broken-ass bastard in one line!
- Okay. Can you- - Uh-uh. Piehole, I go on rest. </ P>
- Andy? - Kim. </ P>
- What are you doing here? - L need a vacation. This is so-Wow. </ P>
This is crazy. Well, I work here. I'll connect you. </ P>
I'll give you the presidential suite. </ P>
Oh, okay. Thank you. That's very good of you. </ P>
- In one condition. - Okay. </ P>
You took me on that date we have to go last week.
Agreement. I really want to. Okay. T-Night? </ P>
- At 8:00? - 20:00 besar s big. </ P>
- O kay. - Okay.
Okay. So, thank you very much.
Bye! I have my feet on. I didn't forget this time. </ P>
[Clash O Door n]
If you don't open this door, jerk, I this will get the manager...
and he throws you drunk, low-ass ass out on the road, you prick!
Sarah?
Oh ! My baby's daddy. </ P>
This is weird. Um, I came here for vacation...
and my friend gave me this room. </ P>
- This is weird. - This isn't strange at all. </ P>
You came here to find me. It was very romantic. </ P>
no, I didn't come - No, this is a coincidence, really.
This is really just a coincidence.
So you still won't claim your love child?
Baby, what's all the noise?
You're not still mad at me, right?
Right. I think you said there is no sex until after the baby. </ P>
What there should be some other women you date, because we will do it now. </ P>
Bye, Andy. </ P>
[Farting]
[growling]
Bastard. He must be a girl there. </ P>
Oh. Just take it. Just take it! Take it like a dirty whore! </ P>
Oh yeah! Give your man a stick! </ P>
Oh, take it like a Brit the hate everything America!
No, I can't, because l can see the baby moving.
- Yes. - Don't look.
Oh, yeah! Give me you're a big lizard! </ P>
O yeah! You give new meaning to & apos; & apos; Bangers and mash & apos;! </ P>
Oh, Tuhan! Kau begitu besar!
- Say you love me now. - I love you now.
- Fuckin & apos; harder, bitch. - I love you now!
I love you too, Aldous! Of course we can name babies after you! </ P>
- I don't don't want baby names - Shut up! Yes, you do! </ P>
Get inside me now. </ P>
[Screaming] Oh, yeah! </ P>
- [Clash] - Oh yeah! </ P>
Yes, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Yes! </ P>
- Something has to hold me willy. - What? </ P>
Something has to hold me willy! It feels like... baby hand.
Oh, good God, God! The baby has a sissy!
Shut up! Oh, yeah! </ P>
[Screaming] Oh yeah! Like that! </ P>
- Ya, ya ! - Apa yang kau fuck, setan?
[Son] Daddy! Father! Play! </ P>
Oh, God is good! Help me, Jesus Christ! </ P>
- This woman has demons in sex! - Oh, yeah!
Oh, God!
[Gasos] Oh, yes!
- This place is really good. - Yes, I like it here.
It reminds me of a restaurant my uncle used to take me when I was little.
He always has scotch. l hate taste that's after he kissed me.
- Ls that-Oh, is that you? - Huh?
- Oh, yeah. - Oh.
Do you know what? My ex girlfriend has this restaurant.
He took them from me one night when I was really roasted.
You have Ex-guy- You've been here three days.
Anda sudah memiliki mantan pacar. Wow.
After you started mixing alcohol and Red Bull...
it was like you were behind the wheel of a car it would be 1 00 miles per hour, but nobody was driving.
- Yes. - Yes. That's -
wow. You're really flexible. </ P>
Oh, yeah. lt is genetic. l came from the long line of kakiaders kaki.
Yes. Because you seem to really like being naked. </ P>
II did you rate me, Andy? Is that what happened here? </ P>
- No, no! - Because if you are, I'm going to get out of here now. </ P>
No, no, no. Kim, I'm not judging you. Please, I'm not judging you. </ P>
You know, I've been drunk and doing some pretty wild things myself. </ P>
Hanya drop, Andy, oke? Letakkan ohotos belakang kita?
- Yes. Okay. I'm all for that, huh. - Great. Thank you. </ P>
- Should we order? - Yes. I'm starving. </ P>
Is that- ls that a gorilla? </ P>
Yes, Andy. It's gorilla. </ P>
- What looks like, giraffe? Come on. - No Yes. </ P>
[giggling]
- I'm like you, Andy. I like you. - L like you too. </ P>
The funny thing is that I usually like really ohysical with date l people. </ P>
But with you, it's different.
- It's like I need something more. - Yes.
I feel like I'm connecting with you at a deeper level
You're like a brother to me.
You have this asexual vibration that's so hot.
I like that it could see us getting married for five years and not even kissing.
- Oh really? - Yes.
I really think we should go away temporarily without having sex. </ P>
Like when, long ago, You know? </ P>
- Just take things which is really slow. - Okay.
You know what I'm saying, Ndy? l Cause & apos; don't think we should get mutual hot and bother
I really think we should let sex be the furthest thing from our minds.
- Okay. - I won't be your ear tongue...
or my natural rubbing...
cool breasts against your chest...
or lick the inside of your thighs all the way to c -
up-to-you to c -
- I'm c - - Yes.
I really want to say it, but I feel embarrassed to say "chicken." & apos;
- I think I know what you mean. Yes. - [Glasses clinking]
Is that your chicken? Oh, God! </ P>
- [Groaning] - You're making a weird face now. </ P>
- I am this? Really? - Yes. [Laughter]
It's funny. You look like- like crazy.
[Laughs]
Oh! Oh! </ P>
I have a good time with you. </ P>
Oh, I just-I feel like we are connected or something.
I feel like you might be my soul mate.
Ooh! Take me from behind. Yes.
Oh. Okay
Eh, what is that?
What? Oh. Oh, my tattoo.
Pamanku bertinta pada aku waktu aku, seperti, 1 2.
It's like a family emblem. lt's a bit cold, right? I've never seen it full.
- Are you Native American? - What? No
I want you inside me now. </ P>
- Please, Andy. - Okay, okay. </ P>
Don't dp it, Ndy! Dp don't throw everything we've built together! </ P>
- Who is this? - Sarah, what are you doing? </ P>
Look, I made a mistake , okay? I should never let you go.
You're one I want to be together.
I know that, and our baby know that.
That's not my baby, okay? It's not my baby.
I know that this is a lot for you to process, and it's good okay.
Oprah says that everyone through this is the first ohase of denial with pregnancy...
and we can go through it together.
Wait a minute. Did I hear that this is your baby?
- That's not my baby! - Of course. She's my baby's father. </ P>
I'm not your baby's daddy! Blaqguy's baby's father. </ P>
Give it to that person to put a mistake on people of color.
I don't blame anyone! Blaqguy has sexed with you when you closed! </ P>
Okay, Andy. I'll humor you, okay? </ P>
There is only one way to know this < br /> definitely. A little help, please! </ P>
- [crowd cheering] - [Band]
[Flushing toilet]
- [Ends] - Ladies and gentlemen, Andy's claims...
that his roommate diddled Sarah while she wasn't lookin & apos;. </ P>
Ooh!
Sarah claims that this baby will come putting all white and hairy...
like Andy 's father.
Aw!
So, to end all this now...
we have new DNA amazing test...
that can determine the father of a child before the baby is born.
[audience] O oh!
Come here, you little horrible bastard. </ P>
- I'm so sick and tired- - [growling]
You're a motherfuckers loser...
our people are more & apos; white looks bad!
[Together] Oh, shit!
[panting]
If it turns out blue, woman, we have your baby's father.
I'm sorry, son. I might have been a little too hard on you there. </ P>
You can take the dog to the water...
but you can't get the dog's water.
Sarah, you're annoying.
- [audience cheers, clapping] - [Band]
Good night, people. I'm Dr. Bill.
- [Band] - He told you, bitch.
Now you look stupid. </ P>
Stupid? Who called you stupid & apos; bitch? </ P>
- You, trick. - Tricks? you ho.
I ho? You ho ho with your mouth.
You have to eat it out of this peach with mouth ho.
Oh, I'll eat the peach.
I'll eat the peach until it turns into a bitch, prune.
You think I'm afraid you change my peach to slash it?
- Oh, you're not afraid of me? - Well, I'm not afraid of you.
You're not afraid I'm suckin & apos; that?
- I'll suck you away like I did I am Andy. - What are you saying, bitch?
- You hear me. - What are you saying about me Andy man?
- Your man? - Lt on, bitch.
- [Bell Clangs] - All right. Are you ready? </ P>
Are you ready? Let's go on! </ P>
[crowd cheering]
Let me see what you can do it.
[grunting]
- Damn it! - [Farting]
Oh, I guess I'm just farting. I'm sorry, you guys. </ P>
Come on, grab the smell. Come on! Come on! Damn & apos; do it! </ P>
[Screaming]
[Crunches]
Oh, you don't just fuck with my best assets. </ P >
[grunting]
- [Wind Whistling] - Oh, do it just get cold here?
- Come on, bitch. - Do you want to go again? do you want to go again?
Oh!
[screams]
- Oh. - This is what I like to call the "Heather Mills, bitch & apos; & apos;
[unzipping]
Please! Don't.
What do you know, Andy?
This is exactly like the drama I want to move away from by moving here.
So who will be- me or him?
You both, like, very people specifically, and l -
Do you know what? It's already real, but it's over.
- Kim, hope- - Give me my leg!
[Sobs] Give it to me!
[close the door]
Hey, you're ready < br /> for some of this?
- Ah, damn it. - Pussy!
[Farting]
young white one, follow me to the path of your destiny.
What?
Bastard, get the ass yo ap out of lounge chairs and follow me, bitch.
Damn it!
Hi . Who are you? </ P>
[While laughing] These troops are strong with this one. </ P>
- Your Virgin. - Are you -
A virgin? Yes. 1 40 years for me. </ P>
Okay. Are you 40 years old? I doubt it. There are no 1 40 years. </ P>
By not soilling your seeds on the sand, many years dp you stay. </ P>
soloogs are key life force, that. [laughing]
He says if you don't jerk it, you live longer.
- Really? < br /> - Mmm.
I'm 8 1 myself.
So, wait. I've done the right thing all the time? </ P>
Yes you are. </ P>
Um, I'm sorry. Is that your ball bag? </ P>
[While laughing] Your jelly.
The scrotum is very elastic.
Yes, yes. Very elastic. </ P>
- Yes. - At age 41, your ball will fill up. </ P>
The bigger they are, the strength you have. </ P>
I don't care about style. I don't want big balls.
Truly, power from virgin style.
Oh! No ! This is nothing
I don't want to be a virgin anymore! </ P>
[Grunt Disgust]
I'm afraid we've lost one more to the dark side.
Scratch the back of my ball, will you?
Their reach I can't.
- [giggling ] - [Mutters] Jesus Christ.
[Man] It's so hot. Oh, I'm a god. This smile. </ P>
no, no. Don't use your teeth. h, that's -
Hey, hey, hey, snort fuck! What are you doing with my ohotos? </ P>
She's my girlfriend , and this is mine!
And don't call me the fuck snort or whatever you call me.
What's hunyak & apos; damn! You, come back to me now. There we go. </ P>
It's just not true that a woman is as great as you...
has shaved her... chunch plastered whole star restaurant four.
I know we're not together, but if we don't I want to share fuss with anyone.
Except maybe a gorilla. < That kind of turned me on.
That's not a gorilla, Andy. lt's a man in a fuzzy suit.
Oh. I don't know that. </ P>
Listen, I made a mistake back there by not telling you how I really feel. </ P>
I choose you, Kim. I choose you. </ P>
[Man] now I know
one mistake I didn't tell you
Memories
scenes Evil
- L can't remove the pr from the end - [Gasos]
- I'm broken! - [Continue]
I will be this parent with a giant bean bag...
and nothing to carry it around for me! </ P>
- [Tire squealing] - [grunting]
Oh, shit! Oh, God. </ P>
- [Beeping] - Oh, God. </ P>
- [Gasos] - [Bleeping Game video]
Holy love! Oh! [Screaming]
- [groaning] - [Kim] Ndy!
- Andy! Oh, God! Andy, are you okay? - Yes. </ P>
I am very sorry to say everything to you. </ P>
I feel bad about it. I'm sorry.
- It's okay. Listen, Kim. - Yes? </ P>
Something's up I want to tell you, okay? </ P>
You, too, suffer from hepatitis "B & apos; & apos; and Can Chlamydia burning cases be cured?
- What? - What?
- Oh. I'm sorry. - Nothing. No No.
- There's something else, okay? - Oh.
[growling]
Look.
I virgin.
Really?
Oh, Andy, who is so refreshing.
I haven't been with a virgin since I was, like, eight .
- Wait. What? - Because I am, like, eight. </ P>
Oh. Okay. </ P>
Do you know what? </ P>
I love you. You got hit by a car, and you're still standing.
You're just invincible.
[Groans]
[Man] will right, Sarah! Just keep pushing! </ P>
have some crowning actions going on here. </ P>
I can see his head, but head can't see me. Here we go! </ P>
- I'll see. - No, it's not visible! Don't see! </ P>
Holy Christ! I don't have to see. </ P>
Oh, shit! Get it! Get it! </ P>
- Here it is. - [growling]
Oh! Oh! </ P>
[Soits] Can you hear me now? </ P>
No
How about now? </ P>
Good.
- O hour! - [Giggles] I see the head.
- Damn! Ah, bastard, motherfucker! - Push. </ P>
- [Squirting] - Oh! [Laughs]
Congratulations on your beautiful baby boy! </ P>
You have a playmate now. </ P>
Do I know you?
- We have one another. - What? Oh, God! </ P>
- Here we are. lt's coming. - Damn it!
- Oh! - [Baby Crying]
Eh, I'll assume this one is yours ?
Oh, she's beautiful!
[Screaming]
-! [Seth] Hey - Here's one another. </ P>
Come on. The following is. </ P>
Oh! </ P>
[Crying Baby]
lt for you. Congratulations. </ P>
- [Sarah Menjerit] - Oh, wow.
[Seth] how many people did you have sex with?
It's coming! Here it is. </ P>
- [Gasos] ls it-that- - [Crying]
[gasps]
I'm a little rice ball.
Oh. Thank you, Sister. </ P>
[Man] love
- Love - [Crying]
[voicing] </ p >
[Crying Continues]
[laughs]
- Hey, Andy. Congratulations. - Congratulations. </ P>
Tonight you can do both. </ P>
But we only wondered one thing. </ P>
- Have you ever had a Turkish log jammer? - Double shell slam? </ P>
- Bolivia skyscrapers? - Catfish samplers sweat? </ P>
Pink glass bathroom?
[Together] Fucking mouth?
Oke. Dapatkan fuck keluar dari sini!
[Kim laughs]
- [Ndy groans] - [Kim while laughing]
[Chuckles]
Are you ready to this?
Yes. I think so.
I will make it very easy on you. I will do all the work.
Oh. Okay. </ P>
- Oh. Oh! - Wow. [Chuckles]
Oh, that feels-That's good. </ P>
You're official not a virgin anymore. </ P>
Oh. Yes. </ P>
Oh, that's really- It feels good. </ P>
It feels, like, really good. </ P>
- [Shaking growling] - Why did you make that face?
- W, sorry. I'm sorry. - It's okay. lt's okay.
- [growling] - Just trying to look into my eyes.
Oke. Ya. Itu-Ah, ada. Ada, yang menyakitkan.
This hurts. It hurts a little. Good though. In a good way. </ P>
- Oh, yeah. Yes. - O kay. O h. </ P>
- Do it harder. - [babbling]
[Rattling on]
You don't have to move. Something happened now. Something happened. </ P>
- [screaming] - What happened? </ P>
Ah! Get out of me! Get out! </ P>
[Screaming]
[growling]
[Shouting]
[Humming]
[growling]
Apparently, the fire has been completely extinguished. </ P>
But in related news...
Louisiana is now completely flooded.
A heavy downoour of unknown salty liquid...
has filled the area...
breaking the embankment once again in the process.
[Shouting]
[Crazy laughter]
Ha! Aha! [Laughter]
[East Indies Pop style]
[Continues]
He's a whore
[Voice opera]
She's a whore
- [Voice Continues] - She's a whore
She's a whore
[Man] Every the night you brought it put he started acting crazy
Freaking every man in the club who wants to play
He's a whore
He's a whore <
You have to know that you can't turn ho into a housewife
- He'll screw you up for and make a joke of your life - He's a whore
She's a slut
- She's a slut - She's a slut
- She's a whore - She's a whore
- She's a slut - She's a slut
- She's a whore - [Falsetto] She's a whore
Every time she's present around people < br /> you're getting embarrassed
He's a prostitute and it's a fact you might just want to use this
vag is just a factory that pumps a lot of kids
He has so many other people that you might just want to kill them
Uh-uh. I don't think you said that.
- She's a whore - L no ho! Do you know what? </ P>
- Lt is your baby father who did that bullshit to me. - She's a whore
- Fuck You! Uh-uh! - She's a whore
- For real - She's a whore
- Enchilada - She's a whore
- Quesadillas - She's a whore
the highest tacp
He likes the taste of Matzp curry and sian
fried chicken, carnitas and he's in Caucasian
He's a whore
He's a slut
He blew on him, he was getting better Only blowin & apos for the camera
was so big while they judged tightened Smiling were on slammers
- She's a whore - Balls on her chin! He will throw your salad! </ P>
- He's a whore - He's also on the Cleveland steamer! </ P>
- He's a whore - He's a whore
- She's a whore - She's a whore
She's a whore
[falsetto] She's a slut
She's a slut
She's a whore
- Ho - She's a whore
He's a whore
He'll suck your friend off
[ring tone]
[Sighs]
[soits]
[Sighs]
[Ring]
Yes.
Yes .
Yes.
[Gasos] Yes.
p>
Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes, yes! </ P>
Yeah, you're stupid, stupid, relentless...
runny, dickface, bastard, knocker chicken... .
motherfucker, huh!
Yes! Now, don't ever give up? </ P>
Don't you have a conscience? Do you have a damn soul? </ P>
You are stubborn! </ P>
You are stupid , nonstop, stupid...
Fuck the burger, damn, damn burger making love!
Can you hear me now?
[Crying] Yes.
[Crying] Yes! </ P>
[Crying, howling] Yes! </ P>
Yes. Yes. </ P>
Everyone knows you douchebag a
Why are you like a douchebag
Frpstin & apos; Your Tips
Shakin & apos ; Your hips
wearing pull
you walk around with you dick inserted
Dancin & apos; stupid like
lookin & apos; like tool
What is homo
and when you walk around with your pink shirt
and your hair is
lt makes I want give you wedgie
By pulling on your clothes
douchebag
Everyone knows you douchebag a
O oh, why are you like a douchebag
Everyone knows you douchebag a
O oh, why are you like a a chicken smoker
Wearin> soeeDos while you swim
Rockin & apos; soandex at the gym
will time
Why are you shavin & apos ; off your mustache
Grp some handlebars
and maybe you will become a star
I don't know
O oh, douchebag a
Let me hear you sing
Everyone knows you douchebag a
Everyone knows Everyone knows </ p >
Everyone knows Everyone knows
[Man] Eh.
Only when you think it ends...
Come back.
a few mp & apos; dick up & apos; Your donkey.
Yes. not deuce a.
[Ends]