- Good olives. - Thank you.
- Claudio! - Hi! </ p >
- How are you? - Good.
Good pie. Good to see you.
You keep my flower?
Give it to me. Thank you. </ P>
- Take this. - Thank you. </ P>
- Barney. - Hi, nice to meet you
See you soon.
- Alvin - Hey.
- Hi, friend - God bless. </ p >
- See you later. - Nice to see you, friend.
- I can't help it. - Thank you.
Let's see
- Households are difficult. - Yes.
Trials will continue to come one after another.
Each pair can only Through trials, if they are one heart. </ P>
Sepatu yang nyaman dipakai.
- Solid foundation for love. - Right.
And a 60 inch plasma TV.
- What do you order? - I ordered chicken.
Do you know the level Flexibility of the chicken?
On the one hand we have another chicken. There are still eggs.
You can do lots of things With eggs besides frying them.
You can make it dessert Mixed with meat.
You can take fresh chicken. Mix flour into the egg. </ P>
This is the best of a chicken. </ P>
Chicken is the most beautiful gift from God. </ P>
- So, you want to order chicken? - I ordered steak. Thank you. </ P>
- Why? - It's okay. </ P>
The dress is very pleasing to the eye. </ P>
Ya, aku sependapat. Untuk gaunnya, Ya, sangat indah.
- So, what color is the dress? - The dress?
Yes, the dress.
What color is it?
Your eyes are very beautiful. < br /> Dress. I don't understand. </ P>
You're not the only attractive woman in the world. </ P>
This is called genetic factor, When you see a woman entering a room,...
- I need to evaluate that attraction. - For what?
I will know if, I sleep with him.
- This is ridiculous - I know it's ridiculous. </ P>
- I'm just kidding, isn't it? - But you did it in front of your wife. </ P>
The worst, I've tried it. </ P>
Try not to look at it. But it can't and it keeps happening.
And it's not just me, Look at his neck.
Oh my goodness. No. I just stretched it out. </ P>
Tidak apa-apa.
Alvin is a perfect man. To find another woman who is more attractive.
- Because, I think you're also interesting. - Thank you.
Women can also find women others that are more interesting. </ P>
- Then what about men? - Not all the same. </ P>
Very heterosexual men don't want See naked men. </ P>
Unless that is appropriate. Size. </ P>
- Have you done it, Peter? - Me? No.
Maybe a man has played with your poacher Previously? </ P>
Yes. I used to, during college. They often choked. </ P>
No. I never. </ P>
You know, if all men are like that, They will never touch you. </ P>
And Peter when he hears it, Already sweating.
This is called the cremasteric reflex.
Therefore, the body provides The ideal temperature to the testis.
- Yes, it becomes very moist. - Okay. All right. </ P>
Can we change the topic? </ P>
Cow. </ P>
After chicken, animal This is the second best from God. </ P>
- Do you know the level of flexibility of milk? - Alright. </ P>
- For cows! - Cow! </ P>
- Cow! - Yes! </ P>
Hey, Alvin. Is there nothing wrong with us? </ P>
You mean? </ P>
Our lives are like being stuck on a relic.
Yes. You're busy. I'm busy. </ P>
We're home late and tired. </ P>
Yes. </ P>
May I go to sleep? </ P>
Damn it.
- May I ask you a question? - Yes?
How often do you have sex?
Dengan remaja, Mungkin satu atau dua kali.
Every month. Gosh. Yes. </ P>
Every month? No. </ P>
One or two. You? </ P>
We are maximum do it,...
One or two times per month.
How do you survive, And not bored?
You can't.
Boredom is always there for us. That is why God created the internet,...
For men looking for pornographic films.
You're not worried? < br /> You don't have children yet.
Keep stalling, Until your sex life is just a memory.
I often feel lonely. Sometimes I feel,...
I'm not attractive.
I mean, Do you think I'm attractive?
You know, why is that, Does not occur when you first meet. </ P>
Ini hanya tentang hubungan. Hal yang selalu berubah.
- Housekeeping is difficult. - Yes.
I'm just pretending,...
It's as if everything is fine, Although not. </ P>
When you declare this fight, It's over,...
There are no winners. Only, two people are heartbroken. <
Then, you know how to overcome this Before it's too late?
You know. If you know.
If you know the answer
Every man in a relationship, Not satisfied only once.
The neighboring grass is greener. </ p >
If a man doesn't have sex at home,...
He'll do it somewhere else, You know that & apos; right?
- Ready. Want to taste it? - Milk you? </ P>
I'm right back.
You like it?
- Really? - Yeah, sure.
This is the tea, Mr. </ P>
Thank you, Jenny. </ P>
What do you think? </ P>
I think, Good work, Henry. </ P>
- Will my salary go up? - This guy is really funny. </ P>
- All right, this is Morrison's house plan. Can you see? - Sure. </ P>
Let's open the chart. </ P>
For swimming pools, Inside the city. </ P>
Simple design , But it's pleasing to the eye.
I'm proud of myself.
- Hey. Finkel. Do you hear me? - Yes. Yes, what? </ P>
Looks like you have a problem. What's wrong? </ P>
Nothing. </ P>
- Still having problems in marriage? - Slow. Yes. </ P>
Apa katakan padamu, Hari ini, aku jadi seorang psikologi.
- Really? - No, not true.
But I learned it through books. Believe me,...
Everyone has been like you.
For men, marriage problems can affect their sex.
Oh yes?
You spend your life, to get it.
And when he got it, He made a headache.
Good work, Gandhi.
If your sex life is healthy, You can forget personal problems.
Right. But what if sex is boring too?
Shopping, Shopping, Shopping.
Shopping The best to replace sex.
You like it? It's not good.
- Do you have "intimacy" (intimacy)? - That's a brand .
Sorry.
Intimacy?
"Intimacy", Almost nothing.
You want sex, they want intimacy.
Finally misunderstanding each other, And blame. </ P>
Two beers. And you Henry? </ P>
Vodka-cranberry. </ P>
Why? Isn't that a refreshing drink?
You know the secret, This works for me.
- Oh. That is disgusting. You are naked. - Yes, right. </ P>
- And what do you think? - I have something for you. </ P>
This is real? </ P>
Prada. Have a collection, good for me & apos; isn't it? </ P>
Does that mean, I have to be naked? </ P>
Have you ever been to an Indian restaurant? </ P>
- Sure. - And what do you need? </ P>
Aren't you Indian, Henry. </ P>
Curry, Bindi-Badji, Saag Aloo, sometimes Korma.
Tidak, rempah-rempah!
You need a little spice.
That's what you need!
Must try something spicy!
Clothing that is sexy.
Firefighter uniforms are perfect! </ P>
Perfect. Yes. Firefighter uniform. </ P>
Guaranteed fun. </ P>
Then you take the hose your big one and spray it......
The hottest. </ P>
Who knocked? Alvin. </ P>
And papa-boom. </ P>
- Want a copy? I have a lot. - No thanks. </ P>
I want to. </ P>
- Alright. - Honey, are you ready? </ P>
A little more.
Enter.
I have a question for you.
How do you know that Peter, The man who is right for you?
He may not be the right man. He is just an ordinary man.
I need someone, Who loves me.
He satisfies his desires Through books and films.
No need for men.
Hands are the best penis for women.
Just lit by candles. Listen to Justin Timberlake.
Look at James Dean's picture, And then,...
You take it, the biggest cucumber.
- And then plug it in... - Alright.
I understand Thank you.
Yes, You never put another object in your possession?
A cucumber, No, I will never enter it
Why? That's the most natural.
Only that can satisfy you. Compared to expecting Alvin,...
Which might have started to saturate with, Your relationship. </ P>
Aku masturbasi dua kali seminggu.
Sit in the dryer, Set it at full speed.
We meet again on the "Healthy Food" program. We always say,
Don't be afraid of their vegetables. </ P>
Take cucumbers. You might hate these vegetables. </ P>
Because of the shape of those Boring. </ P>
Now, we will...
Hello, it's me. </ P>
Sorry. I just want to know when you are, Arriving home? </ P>
No, there's nothing special. I'm just watching TV. </ P>
Okay, bye.
Thank you for picking us up, Alvin.
Do you think he will let us take a taxi?
And you're sure, You don't want to learn to cook?
No. No. We will spend the night Sunday tomorrow. </ P>
I haven't eaten for a long time,
the black one,...
- That's "Marmite". - Oh yeah. "Marmite". </ P>
- His name makes people confused. - It feels different & apos; doesn't it? </ P>
You want to see, I eat my ear germs.
I'll call your son-in-law's grandson. Wait a minute.
Honey, I'm home.
The plane arrived right at the time. Honey?
He's already asleep.
Oh my God!
I want to.
So, grandma, how's the flight?
Long. </ P>
Unfortunately, We have to go back tomorrow. </ P>
- Want a salad? - Enough! I'm going to KFC! </ P>
I want a little. </ P>
Men from the Mars internet. Women from...
Today I know that ,...
My wife masturbates with a cucumber, When I'm not there.
Don't complicate it.
I will calm down, If you don't do it.
A cucumber,...
Not that I feel discredited as a man, ..
I will never put a cucumber, Time to make a salad again.
This is the best meat in this city.
Ellie, you want my cucumber ?
I have a suggestion for you.
If you enter it a second time, Something bad will happen to you.
Alright. I went to the toilet first. Thank you. </ P>
- See what you did? - What? </ P>
Can you not discuss it again? </ P >
I said it because, You never did it when he was his age.
Because we always make love, All the time.
I'll check it first.
Sit down.
Say what you want to say?
Is he okay? Especially the part?
Yes. Everything is normal. Thank you. </ P>
We are only in the "dry phase". </ P>
- You're not gay & apos; right? - Gosh. </ P>
- Alvin, are you gay? - Sorry? </ P>
His brother is gay too. </ P>
You know, what happened to him? </ P>
Having a serious accident, < br /> With a lawn mower.
Look at him. And don't save too much vegetables.
And keep in mind what I'll say to you.
- Get up and always smile. - We love you.
Please. Heathrow Terminal 3.
- Thank you. - Me miss you guys.
God is accompanying. - Dah.
Everything is going well. When will they come back again?
I'm so like this.
Is it not too transparent?
Transparent?
Of course not. No. In terms of being too transparent. </ P>
- More open, better. - Really? </ P>
Of course. </ P>
We can freely beautify, For this one. </ P>
Flamboyant. </ P>
Good. Good eyes. </ P>
I know. </ P>
With money, you can too.
If this goes well, believe me. I will definitely come out often.
Thank you for all your help. </ p >
I trust you, Ellie. But you have never paid me.
Thank you for your loyalty.
So...
- You're gay, right? - Biologically, yeah. </ P>
But in my mind, There are only women. </ P>
Bagaimana cara kau jaga kenyamanan Dalam hubunganmu?
Yes. Every time.
I will introduce my friend to you.
Is it true, all Indians think, All white people like milk ?
- Milk, yeah. - It doesn't make sense.
I watched Saskatchewan.
Only India I've seen Wearing wire and live in a tent.
Thank you, Jenny.
Is there something?
- I also thought about that. - Okay.
- She's thinking of you. - You mean, Jenny?
Relax, friend.
Some men, Like more than one.
What? Having an affair? Betraying his wife? </ P>
Right. French, for example. </ P>
They are happy. </ P>
Culture for, Have several lovers at once. </ P>
Seperti, Baguette.
Isn't this a good choice For men?
No?
Ever heard of Raja Akbar?
People say, He has more than 5,000 women. </ P>
Very smart, my friend. Pay attention to Brigham Young. </ P>
Mormon Church. </ P>
One word. Polygamy. </ P>
Yes, The ancient art of folding paper. </ P>
Hey. Are you not busy? </ P>
Andrew! </ P>
Ellie, Introduce. This is my partner, Juan Carlos. </ P>
Nice to meet you. </ P>
- I've heard a lot about you. - Nice to meet you. </ P>
I've also hear a lot about you.
Ellie wants to learn about "swap".
That's the key to a happy relationship.
Alright. What is it "swap "?
- You don't know" swap "? - No.
Choose two people here, who you like. And make sure they are handsome too.
- Choose? - Yes, please. We won't see. </ P>
They. </ P>
- They? - Okay, pay attention to me. </ P>
- What did he do? - Just smile. </ P>
- Beautiful. - What's beautiful? </ P>
How do I explain it? This is called the transfer process. </ P>
- You replaced the partner. - Finally, he understood.
- You succeeded? - Yes, that was very easy.
This is what we call "swap".
If you want your wedding to be happy, This is the secret.
Let's try "Swinging".
Is there something, Alvin?
No.
It's just that, You hold a banana,...
But don't eat it.
I'm just, thinking.
What?
I want to tell you something.
I'm a simple man. But don't underestimate me. </ P>
When I say, I don't think of anything. It's not like that. </ P>
- I'm thinking of something. - Sure. </ P>
Because when you don't know What I'm thinking,...
You're looking for new conversation material.
Because we never finish, our conversation.
- conversation? Which one? - Alvin, come on. </ P>
Our conversation that night, About marriage. </ P>
I'm sorry. You're right.
We have to talk about it.
This is the most complicated problem. Now.
I agree.
Marriage has changed everything.
- It shouldn't be. - But it happened.
- Why? - Because we always eat bananas every day,...
Whereas I want to plum.
This is the best for a man.
I already swear it. I really like bananas.
But there are times , you have to look for something new.
- What does that mean, do you want to? - No.
It's okay. We have never touched each other again...
So, I will let you,...
Eat plums, apples,...
- Ellie - No, listen to me. </ P>
Because I will do anything,
To save our marriage. Do you want to do it? </ P >
- Of course I want. - Good.
Because I think we should find a place our impingement.
- You mean? - We...
You know, we "swap".
"Swing".
You said "Swing"? </ P>
He let you have sex with another woman? Gosh! </ P>
Wow! </ P>
Unmarried sex approved by a couple, It's everyone's dream. </ P>
Really? I don't know. </ P>
He will also do it with other men. </ P>
If you want to know, If I do this to Janet,...
I don't think Janet will be happy. </ P>
Thank you, But I think he will approve it. </ P>
Think about it. </ P>
This is the best than me and he decides to cheat.
Because of this, no betrayal, doesn't hurt feelings.
You know, I'm a banana.
Yes, but you're honey, banana is firm and sweet.
Don't forget.
Okay. Like a park,...
You're taking care of your garden And then looking at your neighbor,...
And start thinking he's interesting. No?
Why can't we be happy by ourselves?
Yeah, right.
Jack! Jack! </ P>
Jack! </ P>
- Oh. Damn - Jack! </ P>
This is a disaster. Wait a minute. </ P>
Hey. Do you want to help me? </ P>
At 17? This is the address. </ P>
- Sure, and what's that place? - A clinic. </ P>
I don't understand. </ P>
Sex clinic. Which has caused,...
- A problem. - What's the problem? </ P>
It's a serious matter. I...
I have a case.
- What? - Yes.
- Gosh - Yes. </ P>
Dengan siapa?
He's my patient at my dental practice clinic. His teeth are so perfect.
I mean, That's the most beautiful tooth I've ever seen.
- Me can't hold it. - How about it?
- 12 x 15 mm... - The case?
Once. Only once! < /p>
Ya.
- Does Janet know? - No.
Not at all.
- Will you tell him? - Yes, I will tell him.
Don't tell anyone. Okay? I need time to think. </ P>
Why don't we advertise on the website? </ P>
You really want to do this? </ P>
I don't know Maybe it's just the best for us.
And if it doesn't have an effect?
For nine years living together, Which is just useless.
- Hey. - Hi.
What do you think?
"30 years old, handsome,...
Smart, genius, strong physical, and athletic body"
"Neurotic, lean body > contains. "
" Very suitable to be an affair. When you get bored,...
And to maintain marriage. "
- Keep up the spirit. - I have the picture.
- No - Why?
- When was this photo taken? -1894.
- It looks interesting. - Come on.
- Come on, Alvin. Good photos are very supportive. - I don't have them. </ P>
I don't want to give them to strangers. </ P>
We can get everyone. </ P>
How can we find a partner, With a bad photo? </ P>
Can you paint me? </ P>
Aku sudah memberitahunya.
I told Janet, About that beautiful toothed girl.
- And how was the reaction? - Not good.
You want to see it ?
Really beautiful. Will you argue with me?
You know, he's like "Jerry Springer".
On the episode he said, "
" I chose prostitutes, And now I want you to come back. "
Just like now. He said he had chosen me wrong.
I'm sorry.
- What are you going to do? - I don't know.
I don't know. Now, the situation is very difficult.
Isn't this good?
- Yes. - I like this.
Excuse me, how much should I pay for these glasses? </ p >
Peter, I don't want to judge you. We are friends.
But I want to ask you. Why are you doing this?
Remember what you said to me. When you got dumped?
We're here to Long time. And we don't do anything.
Say, friend, Do you like Lollipops?
It's sugar free.
Look, how many have responded.
- How do we choose? - I don't know.
Maybe we should invite them, < br /> To see what they are like.
Alright.
I say, that both of us, Dominate each other.
- Weight is not a barrier right, Slawek? - Yes.
What surprised me the most,...
His toes.
Henry likes to "pee" in it .
You might not believe what you see.
But "P" George, Can still "pee".
"pee" still stomps.
You've become a bad dog, Bertie.
You deserve punishment.
Bertie is a crazy dog!
He said, he likes "doggy style".
- I don't want with men. - I want to.
After I sold the company, I moved here.
And since then my life has calmed down.
And I love my work.
Then we talk about, Our problems together.
That's the normal pair.
Normal is done every day .
So, you've never done it Previously?
- Us? Never. How about you? - No.
Never. That's just my wife's idea. </ P>
Me too. </ P>
Do you want cake ?
- I like being offered a cake. - Me too.
- What do you think? - I think they're good.
Yes, they are very good.
And easy chemistry is established.
- Do you think he's attractive? - I think, yeah.
He also likes cakes. We have a lot in common.
- You? - Yes.
I think he will feel at home with you.
So...
How about Saturday?
I think, We have to make ground rules.
We need a code word, If one of us wants stop.
And the best word is,
"Geometry"? Or is there something else?
Are you okay?
Yes. Sorry, sorry. I just,...
Can't stop thinking about the situation, Janet and Peter. </ P>
Aku tahu.
For me this is impossible, The secret to maintaining relationships.
Unhappy marriage.
Don't know that her husband is having an affair.
< We don't know the consequences.
We haven't been late, to cancel it.
No, no, no.
I think we're late, Overcoming our problem.
To see, maybe the neighboring grass is greener.
- Hey - Hi
How am I?
Do you think this is suitable? No. I know. </ P>
Gosh. I'm very nervous. </ P>
Just relax. He must be fascinated. You're handsome! </ P>
This is too tight. My stomach is visible? </ P>
We don't need to do it. </ P>
- Remember the code,... - I know. Algebra. </ P>
- Geometri. - Geometri. Maaf.
Alright, they're coming.
Wait a minute. This is very important.
- Safe sex. - I know.
I just reminded you. Okay.
- Hi. - I'm glad you came.
- Hi - Hi, what how are you?
- You look elegant. - Thank you. You too. </ P>
- Thank you - Nice to meet you again. </ P>
I like your cheeks. </ P>
- We're three minutes late. Sorry. - No problem. </ P>
How are you? </ P>
Let's please. </ P>
- We have snacks. - There's a cocktail too .
"Swinging Orgasm" or "Jizz Passion"?
- Details "Jizz Passion"? - Vodka, Kahlua, Kelapa, Susu ,....
Foam a little above it.
- Just choose "Jizz Passion"? - Good.
I choose, "Wine Eye."
Richard. I want to get a cocktail?
For me "Anal Blast".
Okay, please check the list.
This is beautiful.
Thank you. This is an antique.
Chinese.
- Prince Charles. - Is that a caricature?
Cyclops are hungry. Not really.
- Banana, eyes. - "Nutcracker!" </ P>
A dentist. </ P>
Waves! Boxing waves! </ P>
- That is,... - Cave. </ P>
That's the symbol of the Barcelona team. Right? </ P>
Alright. We give up. What is that? </ P>
- Are you kidding me? - No, what is that? </ P>
This is "Vulvum Pron". </ P>
Ow, You mean "Vulva"?
- Mana yang plural dan jamak? - Kupikir "Vulva" yang plural. Sayang.
- So does "Valvum" mean? - Nothing.
And you mean you're drawing "Vulva" or "Valvum"?
- No same. - Give it to me.
Here's the real "Vulva".
Notice. Plus something here.
And then , You know, something like this.
Thank you, but as far as I know "Vulva" isn't like this.
- Indeed, how many times have you seen "Vulva"? - Yes. It's a silly game. </ P>
- Who wants to drink? - I want to. I'll help you. </ P>
Sorry, but I'm sure that's the form "Vulvum". </ P>
"Vulvum", "Vulva",...
- Now you know what I'm thinking? - Yes. </ P>
- This is the right time? - Yes, sure. </ P>
Just need to open this a little.
- I'll try. - Alright.
- "Wine Canada". - Fantastic display.
Hopefully I mix it right.
Meurutku, You're a very attractive woman.
Thank you.
- Can you use my hand? - Third count.
One, two, three.
- Sorry. What's up? - Can you get rid of your teeth? </ P>
- Sorry. Sorry. - I want to release it gently. </ P>
Sorry. </ P>
Yes. Come on. </ P>
- You're very proficient. - Want more? </ P>
It's hard to believe. </ P>
- Very proficient. - Thank you .
Congratulations to you.
- I don't need this but, yes. - My face is the most crazy.
- Maybe. - Want to prove it? </ P>
Yes. </ P>
I just want to say, Something,...
You mean "shot"? Too fast for me? </ P>
Hei. Alvin?
How is it?
- Are you still? - Yes, sure. </ P>
- Yeah, sure. - Alright. </ P>
- Good luck. - Yes. You too. </ P>
- See you, tomorrow morning. - Tomorrow. Okay. </ P>
- I hope so. - I think what if,...
Together? </ P>
- You mean the room? </ P> > - Yes. </ P>
- That's strange? - Yes. </ P>
It's smooth. </ P>
Alright. </ P>
- Enjoy - nice, but not too. - You don't too.
Come in, hurry.
- Hello? - This is Richard.
Oh. Richard I'm inside. </ P>
Please. Don't enter. </ P>
What did you read? </ P>
- Magazine "House & Garden". - Good magazine. </ P>
You don't mind if I use your toothbrush?
I don't mind.
My mouth feels weird.
Brush it well.
Can you close,
But, You're a handsome man .
Really? Thank you. I think so too. </ P>
- Do you think I'm gay? - Of course not. </ P>
But, listen. </ P>
If you want,... .
I want to.
Oh. Thank you. I will say,
No.
Yes, of course. </ P>
But you already know where I am.
- Good morning. - Morning. Coffee? </ P>
Yes, please. </ P>
- I'm over-drinking cocktails. - Me too. </ P>
- Morning - Oh. Morning. </ P>
- Want a cup of coffee? - Sure. </ P>
We have to go home. I think. Do you think? </ P>
Alright. </ P>
- Malam yang menyenangkan. - Ya. Senang bertemu denganmu.
- Hi - Yes. Hi. </ P>
- Thank you very much. - Thank you. </ P>
Sorry. Thank you. Alright. </ P>
Come on, We are going forward. </ P>
No need. </ P>
Bye
How are you? </ P >
Good.
And you?
Yes.
- How does it feel? - Good.
- Do you think? - Yes. </ P>
How are you? </ P>
Yes. Good. </ P>
And you? </ P>
Good. </ P>
I know what you think. I...
I come every weekend, Meet kids.
Come on, champ.
Give me a hug!
This hurts.
Yes, every thing is stupid, There are consequences, Peter. </ P>
Right. </ P>
Kacang Pistachio, Salah satu kacang yang terkenal di dunia.
Hey. Dear, Can I ask for your opinion,...
Is the banana motif suitable, to use during the parade? </ P>
Do you know how to peel Pistachios? / p>
It must be done with a machine.
Sorry, What did you say?
- Did you hear every word of mine? - Yes, sure
But it's boring. Everything you talk about isn't interesting.
You, Understanding that is enough.
By instinctive, I understand.
You must have seen it.
Janet really likes things like that.
When I meet my friends, In a long time...
Always calm.
And, I like calm.
Do you really have to, Cut nails on the couch?
- Maaf. Sudah kukumpulkan. - Oke. Terima kasih, sudah cukup.
Technically, It's easy to clean it.
I'm sitting here,...
I'm just asking once you pay attention to me. This fashion show is enough
And this is very important to me.
- What should I do? - Nothing.
You don't need to do anything. <
The word "It's okay" is indeed a criminal. I like it.
"It's okay" means You don't care. </ P>
I'm not an expert. </ P>
You can show your care through, Your expressions, opinions or concerns. </ P>
- This isn't need to be an expert. - I know. I express my opinion,...
- Not for women's clothes. Satisfied? - No! Not! No!. </ P>
Cukup, Sudah cukup membahas pseudo-intelektual sialan itu.
I hate him very much. This drives me crazy, Alvin!
Dear, if that's what you want, Whatever you say.
Because every thing I say, Just going to make havoc.
Why don't you just keep quiet, And apologize.
So, go away. Let me clean it up.
- And prepare dinner. - I've ordered Chinese food.
- I don't want Chinese food. - India?
No. I want to be romantic.
And I want passion. I want a fairy tale.
You want something we don't know. Yes. I understand. </ P>
I understand. </ P>
Isn't "Swinging" is A good idea? </ P>
No. Maybe not. </ P>
Everything is still exactly as before. </ P>
Dan sekarang, malah lebih aneh.
Maybe we should separate for a while.
Yes.
Maybe so.
Wait. Wait. So, does it really have to be like this? </ P>
Enter. Your clothes are transparent. </ P>
Do you not love me anymore? </ P>
Gosh. Do we have to discuss it here? Now? </ P>
Then where else, Alvin? </ P>
Why don't you answer my question? </ P>
- Hi. - Hello. Hi. </ P>
- Come to meet Pet? - Yes. </ P>
Cool. See you there. </ P>
Alright?
- Welcome. - I'm a little wet. Sorry. </ P>
Here, your bed. Sorry to be rather dirty. </ P>
- Do you want something to eat? - Yes. Sure. </ P>
Do you know how to cook? </ P>
- While teaching me how to cook... - Thank you. </ P>
Jadi,...
Can you answer my question?
What question?
Is it really greener neighbor grass?
I have ice-cream and film. </ p >
And I hope, We can always be together.
Sexually Transmitted Diseases
Spots will disturb Social life.
Thank you for coming.
I only need moral support, If I pass out later.
Dr. Peter Garby? </ P>
Alright, Mr. Garby, sit down. </ P>
My name is Sister. Franklin. </ P>
I hear you're a doctor. </ P>
That's more or less. I'm an aesthetic dentist. </ P>
Hey, if you need something for teeth < br /> In your mouth,
- She's your girlfriend? - No.
I'm married. But not with him.
But I can. I can marry you.
If I like it.
- What's wrong? - Yes.
I feel itchy and,...
Where exactly?
Inside my pants
Which body part?
Yes, in it, Close,...
Your penis. Just say it.
My cock.
When was the last time you had sex?
How come, when?
A few weeks ago, right?
- Your wife has it too? - My wife?
What do you mean. We haven't had sex for a long time.
He has "one- night stand ".
- Hey. Come on - The truth is. </ P>
Oh my God. </ P>
It looks like you are infected, Sexually transmitted diseases. </ P>
That's terrible. Oh God! </ P>
Kau tahu, Tuhan tidak bisa membantumu sekarang Tn. Garby. Tapi aku bisa.
But to make sure, I have to take your urethra sample.
- What? - What?
- Urethral sample. - Urethra? </ P>
Samples. From your penis. </ P>
- Okay, I'll wait outside. - No! </ P>
- Don't go! Please. - Don't hold me back. This is embarrassing. </ P>
Don't worry, Mr. </ P>
Garby. </ P>
They called me "Franklin's Urethral". </ P>
Now, lower your pants. </ P>
Now, this is what I need. </ P>
To hold your tip, to keep it open. </ P>
While I enter this. </ P>
You're fine ? Sweating.
What is fast.
Now, it's highly recommended to keep quiet.
- Jangan bergerak. Paham? - Ya.
Just kidding. This.
Bite tightly.
Gosh. I don't know how tiring it is to take care of a child, Before. </ P>
You know, it's as heavy as having sex. But that's love. </ P>
He's like a bowling ball, < br /> That depends on me.
- I'm tired. Here. - Alright. </ P>
Yes. Very convenient. </ P>
This is good. </ P>
Now, I know what women do all day. </ P>
You know after seeing me do it? </ P> p>
We have to make a deal together.
Are you comfortable with them? Okay. Thank you. </ P>
They're acting, tell me. </ P>
I think, Mani-Pedi,...
It's a pedicure for men. </ P>
But I'm surprised. </ P>
The mixture of manicure and pedicure is different. </ P>
- Apa lebih baik? - Apa?
Life "on the other side."
You already told me, Finkel.
Can we watch TV as much as you like?
Order food Chinese, Indian? </ P>
No need to wash dishes or clothes. Do interesting things like,...
Like now. </ P>
I mean, every single man dreams of it? </ P>
Really? Really? </ P>
I won't lie. Marriage has a saturation moment. </ P>
But I miss screaming. </ P>
Fights, Complaints
I don't believe what I'm going to say. </ P>
I miss my wife. </ P>
You're really fucked , sir.
Is it difficult for a woman Find a good man?
Hold Father's hand.
- Sayang. - Oh. Pergilah ke Ibumu.
- What's the way you please Dad? - Oh. Very nice. </ P>
How are you? </ P>
I'm fine. You? </ P>
Not very good. </ P>
Kath?
- Thank you. Can you take it in? - Of course. </ P>
I remember when I first met. </ P>
I remember when I took you out of,... </ p >
Your place of residence is really terrible.
And it's unbelievable, a terrible hut, Keeping captivating creatures.
I got goose bumps to see it.
This memory, I will always remember.
Like tattoos Pimp on the corner.
I just want you to know that,...
I'm really sorry.
Don't say that you want me to forgive you, Peter.
You're hurt and I'm disappointed.
I lost faith self.
It will take a long time, to fix it.
I know.
Do you do a pedicure?
I'll go if it's done.
That's right, You're the same as my mother.
Make it. I love you too.
Then what now?
Difficult love.
Getting married is work.
If you want milk from a cow.
Never expect milk, < br /> Will drip by yourself in your hands.
Perfect advice, My young friend.
You should try.
Ellie will do a fashion show. I think this is the right time.
A good opportunity. Show your concern.
You can't go through life Passive and inert, like Henry now. </ P>
Aku tidak tahu, bagiku tidak penting.
Do something. Take control.
You're right. He's right.
Okay! One more minute.
You and you, You look fantastic.
And you, every makeup is bad, Immediately changed.
Don't worry, the changes will be. Alright. You are ready. </ P>
- Sorry. - Finally. </ P>
- Janet is considering again. - So, you've seen her ?
Yes. Right. This is normal in a marriage. </ P>
What clothes are you wearing? </ P>
Velvet, which is very trendy. We are in a fashion show, right ?
Yes. And that's possible, it's already a tablecloth now.
- So, what do you think? - Amazing.
Speaking of which, Bravo!
You broke out Great.
Thank you.
- Luar biasa. - Terima kasih.
I thought I should get a drink first.
How are you? - Fine. You? </ P>
Me too. </ P>
- You have to be Fran ois Gence. - Yes. Just a minute. </ P>
- He just arrived from Paris. - One minute. I'm coming back soon. </ P>
Marry me
Look at this! Amazing! </ P>
You brought beer? Please. </ P >
- Are you a rocker, friend? - Oh. Yes I'm a rocker. </ P>
Richard Simmons. </ P>
Wait. He's a guitarist, right? </ P>
I think he's Gene Simmons. And he's a bass player. </ P>
Yes. So, who is Richard Simmons? </ P>
He is American Aerobics. Short pants. His real name,...
Milton Teagle Simmons. </ P>
How do you know? </ P>
Aku sering menonton TV. Mengerti?
Alvin, Janet and I plan to hold a New Year's Eve party.
Then, you guys will make peace?
I love my wife Also children My child.
It's just that I'm aware of it too late.
We want all our friends, Attending the party.
This will be special if he comes .
Depends. I mean,...
Alvin, Don't really care about my show. </ P>
But he came. </ P>
So, this means that you will forgive Peter?
No. I just don't want to give up this year,...
For your family and marriage.
He made a mistake and it hurts. </ P>
It's too painful. </ P>
But I love him and miss him. </ P>
Of course, It takes a long time for me .
Dengar. Datanglah.
Come. Because there is no time to think,...
About the deterioration of your life.
I don't know.
Either how. I can only survive.
Alright. But pay attention to the context.
You married the woman you dreamed of. Then he dipped your pen in another woman's ink.
And you just survived?
- Explain. - Why?
I can't give you, The best advice in the world. </ P>
But pay attention to this. If you only persevere. </ P>
So the biggest possibility, you fail. </ P>
- Do you think? - This is the best advice. </ P>
Take paracetamol. </ P>
And a piece of cheese. This is very effective on dogs. </ P>
No. < br /> Not that I don't care.
Yes. I'm busy, you're busy.
We're exhausted.
Alright. Listen to me.
Let's take a walk.
Wednesday.
Just because it's been a long time. I love you too. </ P>
Hi. Yes, Happy New Year. </ P>
I need your help? </ P>
Ellie! </ P>
Hi. Happy New Year. </ P>
Happy New Year. Glad you came. </ P>
- You're very beautiful. - You too.
Happy New Year.
- Do you want to drink? - Yes. Of course. </ P>
A glass of orange juice. Thank you. </ P>
- Where is Alvin? - I hope, he comes. </ P>
You know,...
This is delicious. Amazing. What is this? </ P>
Oh. Gosh. Thank you for reminding me. Zippy. </ P>
- Zippy? - Come here. </ P>
Oh. Terima kasih.
Ellie rides a private car in the New Year, and I take a taxi. Embarrassing & apos; isn't it? </ P>
Hey. I want to help. </ P>
But I have an appointment with my wife's friends. </ P>
I have to go back at midnight. </ P>
I just escorted you and returned. </ P>
Watch the clock. </ P>
I told him, you suddenly got sick And I have to take you to the hospital. </ P>
What? </ P>
Hi, honey. No. He is fine. </ P>
Now, he is taking a break. </ P>
But I mean I'm definitely meeting you. </ P>
Hey. What's the use of friends? Damn. </ P>
Sorry, honey. </ P>
He suddenly seems to be getting worse again. </ P>
I have to go. I love you too.
Houston, We have a problem.
A friend once told me,
Cow's milk dripping itself in my hand .
It's like a figure of speech. But yes. Quote wise. </ P>
Yes, wise quote. I have to go. Happy new year. </ P>
Come on! </ P>
God is with you, friend. </ P>
10, 9, 8, 7,...
Can you call a taxi for me? </ P>
- Yes - Thank you.
Actually they are a nice couple, But it's a bit strange.
The man went to the bathroom. And hit me. </ P>
Not only that, he uses Brush my teeth. </ P>
Toothbrushes are sacred items For a man. </ P>
Right.
- Have you bought a new one? - Immediately.
- Hey. Finally. - Yes, Happy New Year. </ P>
Did you see Ellie? </ P>
Yeah, she was here a while ago. </ P>
What? What smell is this? </ P>
Biarkan saja. Tidak penting.
That's it.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
He's waiting for you here earlier.
- Hei - Hi
You're back again. </ P>
Yes, I'll continue, Alvin. If you don't show up. </ P>
- What is that? - Prizes. </ P>
Take this. This is for you. </ P>
Yes. </ P>
The next page is blank. For nine years to front.
What does this mean, Alvin?
We've been together for nine years. Crazy, beautiful, difficult,...
Dan
Sometimes we go crazy, and almost lose our mind.
I marry you, to accompany my troubles and my arms. </ p >
The greener neighbor grass, It turns out it's a myth.
It's half green, half dry, But it's not important...
The color remains the same on both sides. Do you understand what I mean?
- No. What do you mean. - I mean, I like bananas. </ P>
I mean I want to spend the next 9 years, to eat bananas. </ P>
And after nine years...
- You know. - Yes.
I love you, Ellie.
I'm late?
No . Alvin, you're not late. </ P>
I'll say, This is the right time. </ P>
- I have to kiss you now - Alright. </ P>
Now, open your gift.
Thank you.
I cried because, Apparently you know the size of my shoes.
Oh. Not. This is not for you at all. Sorry. </ P>
- Prepare yourself. - Yes. </ P>
- Ya, kau bisa? - Ya. Dengan senang hati.
How will I know it's my child, Or Richard?
No, no. Gosh. </ P>
I didn't do anything with him, I can't...
- What? - No, that's...
- I'm just kidding. Sorry. - Why not tell me? </ P>
How should I say. You're with him...
You know, I'm also not. I'm just joking too. </ P>
Do you know, when I'm out. </ P>
Be you, I thought you were with him...
I thought you too.
So...
I think we already know the good side of monogamy.
- Yes, that's right. - Yes.
Households are difficult.
Trials will continue to come one after another
We got married in 1959.
Already 50 years ago .
I don't know what I will do without you.
You are my wing.
I love you.