1 00:00:18,699 --> 00:00:24,955 2 00:00:40,297 --> 00:00:44,494 Year after year, 20-something women come to New York City... 3 00:00:44,668 --> 00:00:47,500 ...in search of the two L's: 4 00:00:47,671 --> 00:00:50,866 Labels and love. 5 00:00:53,742 --> 00:00:55,904 - Yeah. - It's the best. 6 00:00:57,047 --> 00:00:59,105 Hot dress! 7 00:00:59,516 --> 00:01:02,610 Twenty years ago, I was one of them. 8 00:01:13,730 --> 00:01:18,826 Having gotten the knack for labels early, I concentrated on my search for love. 9 00:01:19,003 --> 00:01:23,165 Turns out, a knockoff is not as easy to spot when it comes to love. 10 00:01:23,340 --> 00:01:25,240 What? You're married? 11 00:01:25,407 --> 00:01:27,672 You fucking asshole! Motherfucker, you're married? 12 00:01:27,844 --> 00:01:30,175 - Until it is. - I fucking hate you. 13 00:01:30,348 --> 00:01:32,780 That is why you need help to spot them. 14 00:01:33,316 --> 00:01:34,942 Lots of help. 15 00:01:35,117 --> 00:01:38,143 Help also known as Charlotte York... 16 00:01:39,724 --> 00:01:41,621 ...Miranda Hobbes... 17 00:01:42,425 --> 00:01:44,220 ...and Samantha Jones. 18 00:01:44,527 --> 00:01:47,928 - Oh, my God, look at his. Hey. 19 00:01:48,230 --> 00:01:49,458 Hi, how are you? 20 00:01:53,236 --> 00:01:54,327 Oh, well. 21 00:01:56,274 --> 00:02:00,232 My name is Carrie Bradshaw, and I'm a writer. 22 00:02:00,410 --> 00:02:04,210 Year after year, my single girlfriends were my salvation. 23 00:02:04,382 --> 00:02:07,009 And as it turns out, my meal ticket. 24 00:02:09,251 --> 00:02:12,242 I've been dating since I was 15. I'm exhausted. Where is he? 25 00:02:12,421 --> 00:02:14,821 Charlotte was looking for the perfect love. 26 00:02:14,991 --> 00:02:18,049 - Trey can't get it up. - Well, almost perfect. 27 00:02:18,227 --> 00:02:19,750 I'm becoming a Jew. 28 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:26,932 We're not barren, we're reproductively challenged. 29 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:29,333 - They're giving us a baby. - That's our baby. 30 00:02:29,506 --> 00:02:32,906 So Charlotte and Harry journeyed to China and back... 31 00:02:33,076 --> 00:02:35,270 ...for their daughter, Lily. 32 00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:38,636 Miranda was a disciple of tough love. 33 00:02:38,815 --> 00:02:40,510 Bye. Great sex. 34 00:02:42,352 --> 00:02:43,944 - Steve, I'm pregnant. - You're what? 35 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,142 Carrie. 36 00:02:45,322 --> 00:02:48,188 I, Miranda Hobbes, take you, Steve Brady... 37 00:02:48,357 --> 00:02:51,385 And Miranda journeyed to Brooklyn for Brady and Steve. 38 00:02:51,561 --> 00:02:53,722 Who wants a Popsicle? 39 00:02:53,898 --> 00:02:55,864 Oh, man. Boy. 40 00:02:56,033 --> 00:02:58,968 Samantha's love was sex. 41 00:02:59,136 --> 00:03:00,659 Lots of sex. 42 00:03:00,838 --> 00:03:03,360 I'm dating a guy with the funkiest-tasting spunk. 43 00:03:03,540 --> 00:03:04,870 Can I cancel my rice pudding? 44 00:03:05,042 --> 00:03:08,636 And then she found a man that combined sex and love. 45 00:03:08,812 --> 00:03:10,144 I'm gonna help you be a star. 46 00:03:11,915 --> 00:03:13,212 Yes, he is interested... 47 00:03:13,383 --> 00:03:18,615 So Samantha journeyed to Hollywood with television star Smith Jerrod. 48 00:03:19,256 --> 00:03:23,021 As for me, I was looking for something big. 49 00:03:24,194 --> 00:03:25,492 Get in. 50 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:31,692 Mr. Big. Turns out when that big love comes along, it's not always easy. 51 00:03:31,969 --> 00:03:33,128 Just tell me I'm the one. 52 00:03:33,303 --> 00:03:36,431 And despite all the other chapters of my life... 53 00:03:36,607 --> 00:03:40,099 ...no one was ever quite big enough until... 54 00:03:40,276 --> 00:03:41,573 Carrie, you're the one. 55 00:03:41,745 --> 00:03:44,646 And just like that, I was. 56 00:03:46,284 --> 00:03:49,046 Three books and three years later... 57 00:03:49,220 --> 00:03:52,986 ...we still feel like those four single girls. 58 00:03:53,158 --> 00:03:55,716 And even though time had moved us on... 59 00:03:55,893 --> 00:03:59,453 ...I managed to stay exactly where I was: 60 00:04:01,732 --> 00:04:02,791 In love. 61 00:04:16,180 --> 00:04:17,806 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 62 00:04:18,081 --> 00:04:19,983 I got a good feeling about this one, kid. 63 00:04:20,152 --> 00:04:22,210 Oh, I hope so. I've always loved this block. 64 00:04:23,153 --> 00:04:25,178 Hi, 3C? 65 00:04:25,357 --> 00:04:28,223 Finding the perfect apartment in New York City... 66 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:32,055 ...is like finding the perfect partner. It can take years. 67 00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:35,925 - So how many is this? - Thirty-three. 68 00:04:36,099 --> 00:04:38,261 Lucky 33. 69 00:04:41,472 --> 00:04:46,409 - The worst. I just left you a message. - And the kitchen's through here. 70 00:04:47,812 --> 00:04:49,473 That's the window with the best view. 71 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:54,908 Thirty-four? Lucky 34? 72 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:58,411 Well, if anything else opens up, let us know. 73 00:04:58,591 --> 00:05:01,421 We're very interested in this building. 74 00:05:01,592 --> 00:05:04,459 I do have another apartment that's not even on the market yet. 75 00:05:04,628 --> 00:05:05,889 Care to take a look? 76 00:05:06,064 --> 00:05:07,086 - Sure. - Sure. 77 00:05:07,263 --> 00:05:08,821 All right, then. 78 00:05:09,467 --> 00:05:12,229 It's more than you were looking to pay. 79 00:05:12,402 --> 00:05:14,701 - How much more? - More. 80 00:05:23,316 --> 00:05:26,011 So this is where they keep the light. 81 00:05:26,183 --> 00:05:28,241 Oh, my God. 82 00:05:28,419 --> 00:05:33,289 I have died and gone to real-estate heaven. 83 00:05:34,391 --> 00:05:36,358 Just a simple home for two. 84 00:05:37,928 --> 00:05:40,897 And across the rooftop terrace... 85 00:05:41,066 --> 00:05:43,328 What, nirvana? 86 00:05:47,406 --> 00:05:50,499 Hello. I live here. 87 00:05:51,109 --> 00:05:52,837 Your wife has quite a sense of humor. 88 00:05:53,879 --> 00:05:57,109 - They're not married. - He's my boyfriend. 89 00:05:57,648 --> 00:05:59,446 This way. 90 00:06:00,651 --> 00:06:04,245 Aren't I a little old to be introduced as your boyfriend? 91 00:06:04,420 --> 00:06:08,255 Point taken. From now on, you'll be my man-friend. 92 00:06:08,426 --> 00:06:12,156 - That sounds like a dog. - Well, if the shoe fits... 93 00:06:12,328 --> 00:06:14,729 And this is the master bedroom. 94 00:06:14,900 --> 00:06:16,161 Uh. 95 00:06:16,333 --> 00:06:20,598 It's hideous. I hate it. Hurts my eyes. 96 00:06:21,773 --> 00:06:25,571 - How is this place even available? - Nasty divorce. 97 00:06:25,743 --> 00:06:28,872 If you live here, what is there to fight about? 98 00:06:35,387 --> 00:06:36,683 Hm. 99 00:06:36,854 --> 00:06:40,516 - Well, now I understand the divorce. - I can build you a better closet. 100 00:06:43,495 --> 00:06:44,963 Welcome home, baby. 101 00:06:46,230 --> 00:06:49,131 Can...? Can we afford this? 102 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:51,994 I got it. 103 00:06:52,870 --> 00:06:55,737 Okay, let's sign some contracts. 104 00:06:55,907 --> 00:06:57,169 "I got it. " Just like that. 105 00:06:57,342 --> 00:07:00,309 - Like he was picking up a check for coffee. - It sounds perfect. 106 00:07:00,478 --> 00:07:02,741 Except for the closet, which Big says he can redo. 107 00:07:02,915 --> 00:07:04,540 And he says the kitchen needs work. 108 00:07:04,715 --> 00:07:08,048 Of course, I don't know about that because I keep sweaters in my stove. 109 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:10,346 So he bought it and you'll live there with him. 110 00:07:10,521 --> 00:07:11,818 Yes, together. That's right. 111 00:07:11,990 --> 00:07:14,653 But he'll own it, so you're keeping your own place, right? 112 00:07:14,827 --> 00:07:17,386 I haven't figured out the details, but I'm a smart girl. 113 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:19,961 I'll figure out something that I'm comfortable with. 114 00:07:20,131 --> 00:07:22,223 I just wanna be sure that you're being smart. 115 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,832 And I love you for that. 116 00:07:24,001 --> 00:07:26,560 But for now, can't you stop worrying for me... 117 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:29,933 ...and just go ahead and feel what I want you to feel, jealous? 118 00:07:30,309 --> 00:07:35,574 Oh, jealous of me living in this gorgeous penthouse in Manhattan. 119 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:37,576 - All right, I'm jealous. - Thanks. 120 00:07:37,748 --> 00:07:40,648 You live in real-estate heaven and I live in Brooklyn. 121 00:07:40,818 --> 00:07:43,718 New York magazine said Brooklyn is the new Manhattan. 122 00:07:43,887 --> 00:07:45,719 Whoever wrote that lives in Brooklyn. 123 00:07:45,890 --> 00:07:48,291 - Hey, there she is. Hey, Hollywood. - Hey. 124 00:07:50,028 --> 00:07:51,927 Oh, lady. Hi. 125 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:54,065 - How was your flight? - Fabulous. 126 00:07:54,233 --> 00:07:55,255 - Oh, good. - Good. 127 00:07:55,432 --> 00:07:57,060 - Let's go in. I'm so excited. Show us. 128 00:07:58,403 --> 00:08:03,466 It was a rare occasion that brought all types of New York women together. 129 00:08:03,641 --> 00:08:05,164 Sorry. 130 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:09,470 Blair Elkenn was a waitress turned model turned actress... 131 00:08:09,648 --> 00:08:12,549 ...turned billionaire's girlfriend who came home one night... 132 00:08:12,717 --> 00:08:16,346 ...to find herself unceremoniously turned out on the street. 133 00:08:16,521 --> 00:08:17,545 Oh, my God. 134 00:08:17,724 --> 00:08:21,055 And now she was getting the ultimate breakup revenge: 135 00:08:21,226 --> 00:08:23,249 An embarrassing and very public auction... 136 00:08:23,430 --> 00:08:26,557 ...of all the jewelry he had given her when they were happy. 137 00:08:27,033 --> 00:08:30,057 There it is. My baby. 138 00:08:30,235 --> 00:08:31,723 Oh, she's a beauty. 139 00:08:31,903 --> 00:08:34,837 When I saw it in the catalog, I said to Smith: 140 00:08:35,006 --> 00:08:39,465 "This flower ring is the essence of me. One of a kind, filled with fire. " 141 00:08:39,645 --> 00:08:42,580 - And a little too much. - Exactly. 142 00:08:42,748 --> 00:08:46,274 Let's go spend some of my hard-earned Hollywood money. 143 00:08:46,451 --> 00:08:49,419 And now Lot 39, the flower ring. 144 00:08:49,586 --> 00:08:50,612 That's it. 145 00:08:50,790 --> 00:08:53,519 We'd like to start the bidding on this at $ 10,000, please. 146 00:08:53,693 --> 00:08:56,523 At ten-thousand doll... Thank you, madam. At 10,000. 147 00:08:56,695 --> 00:08:59,184 Fifteen thousand. At $ 15,000. 148 00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:02,265 Hey, she's bidding for somebody on the phone. 149 00:09:03,035 --> 00:09:05,901 That's not fair. - Bitch. 150 00:09:06,070 --> 00:09:08,094 The gloves are off. 151 00:09:08,273 --> 00:09:10,833 At $30,000. Now it's against you. Thirty-five thousand. 152 00:09:11,010 --> 00:09:13,443 - I work hard, I deserve this. - At 40,000 now. 153 00:09:13,713 --> 00:09:17,113 At 40? Forty thousand? Forty thousand, thank you. 154 00:09:17,283 --> 00:09:20,218 Forty-five thousand. At $45,000. Now 50,000? 155 00:09:20,386 --> 00:09:22,945 Fifty fucking thousand. 156 00:09:23,722 --> 00:09:28,351 At 50,000. Fifty-five thousand? At $55,000 against you. 157 00:09:28,527 --> 00:09:32,962 Would you like to say 60? Sixty to our colorful bidder? At 60,000? 158 00:09:33,131 --> 00:09:35,190 I draw the line at 50. 159 00:09:37,503 --> 00:09:40,836 I thought this auction would be more fun, but it's kind of sad. 160 00:09:41,006 --> 00:09:42,063 Isn't it? 161 00:09:42,241 --> 00:09:45,404 I thought it was just sad for me because I know her. 162 00:09:45,578 --> 00:09:47,272 But it really is sad, huh? 163 00:09:47,780 --> 00:09:49,839 And it's funny because they were so happy. 164 00:09:50,015 --> 00:09:52,482 - Yeah, till they weren't. - I know, right? 165 00:09:53,817 --> 00:09:57,948 We all told her to get married but she didn't wanna listen. 166 00:09:58,124 --> 00:10:01,388 He'd been married three times before, so she let it ride... 167 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:05,392 ...and then she came home one night and he had locked her out. 168 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,428 She didn't even have anywhere to live. 169 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:11,095 Such a shame. After 10 years. 170 00:10:11,270 --> 00:10:12,965 She was a smart girl... 171 00:10:13,140 --> 00:10:15,267 ...till she fell in love. 172 00:10:23,515 --> 00:10:25,643 I'm thinking... 173 00:10:26,484 --> 00:10:29,612 ...I'm going to sell my apartment... 174 00:10:29,788 --> 00:10:31,848 ...and put the money towards heaven on 5th. 175 00:10:32,023 --> 00:10:34,013 Why? You love your apartment. 176 00:10:34,192 --> 00:10:38,185 I know, but there's plenty of room in the new place and... 177 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:41,759 And besides, I... 178 00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:44,493 I want to make us a life there. 179 00:10:44,803 --> 00:10:47,863 You know, I... I want it to be ours. 180 00:10:48,039 --> 00:10:51,203 It is ours. I bought it for us. 181 00:10:51,377 --> 00:10:55,211 And that's so amazing, but you bought it. 182 00:10:56,014 --> 00:11:01,179 So really it's your place and if anything were to happen... 183 00:11:01,352 --> 00:11:02,752 What's going to happen? 184 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:07,723 Come on, I have to be smart here.We're not married, I'd have no legal rights... 185 00:11:07,894 --> 00:11:12,125 ...you know, to... To this home that I built... 186 00:11:13,232 --> 00:11:15,061 ...with you. 187 00:11:17,204 --> 00:11:19,069 Did you wanna get married? 188 00:11:22,241 --> 00:11:25,869 Well, I didn't... I didn't think that was an option. 189 00:11:26,246 --> 00:11:27,644 What if it was an option? 190 00:11:29,515 --> 00:11:31,539 Why? What, do you wanna get married? 191 00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:34,943 I wouldn't mind being married to you. 192 00:11:35,121 --> 00:11:37,554 Would you mind being married to me? 193 00:11:38,157 --> 00:11:42,183 No. No, not if... Not if that's what you wanted. 194 00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:47,887 I mean, is...? Is that what you want? 195 00:11:48,934 --> 00:11:50,925 I want you. 196 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:53,332 So... 197 00:11:54,073 --> 00:11:55,768 ...okay. 198 00:11:55,941 --> 00:11:57,431 So...? 199 00:11:57,676 --> 00:12:00,873 -Really? We're..? We're getting married? -We're getting married. 200 00:12:01,047 --> 00:12:04,504 - Should we get you a diamond? - No, no. 201 00:12:05,118 --> 00:12:07,712 Just get me a really big closet. 202 00:12:08,888 --> 00:12:14,019 So the other night Big and I were talking about... 203 00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:19,187 ...you know, moving in together and our future... 204 00:12:19,365 --> 00:12:22,199 ...and, you know, what makes sense as we move forward and... 205 00:12:23,937 --> 00:12:25,836 ...well... 206 00:12:27,306 --> 00:12:28,864 ...we decided to get married. 207 00:12:31,777 --> 00:12:33,769 - And I'm deaf. - I'm so excited! 208 00:12:34,247 --> 00:12:36,441 - Everybody is looking. - Sorry! 209 00:12:36,615 --> 00:12:38,642 I'm so sorry, everyone... 210 00:12:38,817 --> 00:12:41,946 ...but this is my friend and she just got engaged. 211 00:12:42,121 --> 00:12:47,286 And she has been going out with the man for 10 years. 212 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:52,792 I'm mortified. 213 00:12:52,966 --> 00:12:56,060 There is literally a ringing in my ear. 214 00:12:57,503 --> 00:12:58,969 And the big news was about to go bicoastal. 215 00:12:59,138 --> 00:13:00,161 Samantha Jones. 216 00:13:00,339 --> 00:13:04,436 Well, I made a little decision I hope you'll be happy about. 217 00:13:04,612 --> 00:13:09,446 - Oh, honey, you finally got Botox. - No, I did not get Botox. 218 00:13:09,615 --> 00:13:13,109 -I'm telling you,Carrie,you're gonna love it. -I did not call... 219 00:13:13,286 --> 00:13:15,948 ...to talk about Botox. - Well, I'm just saying. 220 00:13:16,122 --> 00:13:18,351 So last week... 221 00:13:18,525 --> 00:13:21,890 ...after the auction, I started thinking about my options. 222 00:13:22,061 --> 00:13:25,155 - Right. - And, um... 223 00:13:27,633 --> 00:13:30,193 Well, Big and I decided to get married. 224 00:13:31,272 --> 00:13:34,240 - Really? - Yeah. 225 00:13:34,609 --> 00:13:37,303 Well, that's great. 226 00:13:38,012 --> 00:13:39,875 You sounded more excited about the Botox. 227 00:13:40,046 --> 00:13:43,345 Honey, I am excited for you, but you know me. 228 00:13:43,517 --> 00:13:45,506 I don't really believe in marriage. 229 00:13:45,685 --> 00:13:49,348 Now, Botox, on the other hand, that works every time. 230 00:13:49,522 --> 00:13:51,455 Honey, I... I gotta go. 231 00:13:51,624 --> 00:13:54,023 We can catch up when I'm in town next week. 232 00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:08,131 Hello. 233 00:14:08,908 --> 00:14:10,375 I think I was in shock. 234 00:14:10,945 --> 00:14:13,174 I mean, it's you getting married. 235 00:14:13,346 --> 00:14:15,575 This is not some random person, it's you. 236 00:14:15,749 --> 00:14:16,773 Yeah, I hear you. 237 00:14:16,950 --> 00:14:20,579 I thought that after that big mess with Aidan, you'd never wanna get married. 238 00:14:21,954 --> 00:14:24,889 So I put you in my "we're never getting married" file. 239 00:14:25,057 --> 00:14:27,253 Now I'm gonna have to take you out of that file. 240 00:14:27,426 --> 00:14:31,420 Well, I'm sorry about all the extra paperwork. 241 00:14:31,599 --> 00:14:32,622 You'll get my bill. 242 00:14:32,798 --> 00:14:35,768 Samantha, it just feels so different this time. 243 00:14:35,936 --> 00:14:40,703 You know, there's no clichéd romantic kneeling on one knee. 244 00:14:40,874 --> 00:14:42,465 It's just... 245 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:47,369 ...two grownups making a decision about spending their lives together. 246 00:14:48,014 --> 00:14:50,607 Well, I'm happy for you. 247 00:14:51,283 --> 00:14:52,649 Oh, and hey, one more thing. 248 00:14:52,819 --> 00:14:57,189 I want you to be maid of honor. 249 00:14:57,357 --> 00:15:00,621 - How do you feel about that? - The same way you feel about Botox: 250 00:15:00,794 --> 00:15:02,524 Painful and unnecessary. 251 00:15:03,030 --> 00:15:07,796 -Seventy-four,75,76. Seventy-six guests. -Seventy-five sounds better. 252 00:15:07,968 --> 00:15:11,460 A small wedding of 75 guests. 253 00:15:11,639 --> 00:15:14,697 Seventy-six trombones, yes. Seventy-six guests, no. 254 00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:16,865 As a wedding gift, Charlotte had given me... 255 00:15:17,043 --> 00:15:19,670 ...Anthony Marantino, friend and wedding planner. 256 00:15:19,847 --> 00:15:21,473 All right. 257 00:15:21,947 --> 00:15:23,778 Well, that's... 258 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:26,947 Cutthroat. I love it. I hope you're this decisive... 259 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:30,056 ...when it comes to location and the dress. - I found the dress. 260 00:15:30,224 --> 00:15:32,623 - What? When? - Yeah, the other day. I have it. 261 00:15:34,862 --> 00:15:38,319 - This is gonna be good. - I am so excited. 262 00:15:38,498 --> 00:15:40,329 Okay. 263 00:15:40,835 --> 00:15:42,699 Here it is. 264 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,470 That was the exact reaction I was aiming for. 265 00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:53,142 It's pretty, but it's... It's so simple. 266 00:15:53,313 --> 00:15:55,213 It's simple and classic. 267 00:15:55,382 --> 00:16:00,478 When I saw it, I thought, "That is what I should marry Big in. " 268 00:16:00,654 --> 00:16:04,954 - Well, who's it by? What's the label? - No one. I found it at a vintage shop. 269 00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:08,654 The bride wore a dress by no one. 270 00:16:08,829 --> 00:16:11,422 Oh, come on, you know I'm gonna merchandise it up... 271 00:16:11,599 --> 00:16:13,998 ...style it up with some shoes. - Right. 272 00:16:15,236 --> 00:16:17,170 The invitation is fancier than the dress. 273 00:16:17,337 --> 00:16:19,305 - I heard that. - I meant you to. 274 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,897 Don't tell anyone. 275 00:16:31,184 --> 00:16:34,951 - "The ultimate single gal, Carrie Bradshaw, will be married in Manolos... 276 00:16:35,123 --> 00:16:39,683 ...to New York financier John James Preston come fall. " 277 00:16:39,859 --> 00:16:43,023 - Our wedding's on Page Six. - Who would put that in there? 278 00:16:43,196 --> 00:16:48,498 "Proving to single gals everywhere that there can be a happy ending over 40." 279 00:16:50,938 --> 00:16:52,426 - Carrie. - Congratulations. 280 00:16:52,605 --> 00:16:56,099 It seemed everywhere I went, people had seen Page Six. 281 00:16:56,277 --> 00:17:00,237 Even people you didn't expect, like my Vogue editor, Enid. 282 00:17:00,415 --> 00:17:02,974 We're putting together our annual age issue... 283 00:17:03,150 --> 00:17:04,640 ...and we'd like you to do 40. 284 00:17:04,819 --> 00:17:07,081 - Great. Who am I interviewing? - No. 285 00:17:07,253 --> 00:17:09,347 You. You are 40. 286 00:17:09,524 --> 00:17:13,219 I want you to be featured in the magazine as the 40-year-old... 287 00:17:13,394 --> 00:17:16,055 And here's the brilliant twist. - Bride. 288 00:17:18,065 --> 00:17:21,363 Wait, I'm... I would be in the magazine? 289 00:17:21,535 --> 00:17:24,992 In bridal couture. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity... 290 00:17:25,172 --> 00:17:30,303 ...so spare me a week of faux soul-searching and just say yes. 291 00:17:30,477 --> 00:17:33,877 Enid, I am so very flattered, but honestly, I... 292 00:17:34,047 --> 00:17:35,776 Carrie, Vogue designers. 293 00:17:35,950 --> 00:17:37,609 Vogue photographers. 294 00:17:37,785 --> 00:17:39,411 Vogue airbrushing. 295 00:17:40,054 --> 00:17:42,921 Nod your head. Yes. 296 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,087 Thank you. It will be a sensation. 297 00:17:48,263 --> 00:17:50,730 We're calling it "The Last Single Girl. " 298 00:17:50,898 --> 00:17:54,925 Well, I'm hardly the last single girl. 299 00:17:55,103 --> 00:17:59,298 No, but 40 is the last age a woman can be photographed in a wedding gown... 300 00:17:59,474 --> 00:18:02,374 ...without the unintended Diane Arbus subtext. 301 00:18:02,544 --> 00:18:06,037 I thought the issue was "Great Style at Every Age. " 302 00:18:06,214 --> 00:18:09,307 Style, yes. Bride, no. 303 00:18:14,153 --> 00:18:16,314 - Is that better? - Just your typical Wednesday. 304 00:18:16,490 --> 00:18:18,958 Hanging out with old friends like Stanford Blatch... 305 00:18:19,592 --> 00:18:22,495 ...and new friends like Vera Wang. 306 00:18:22,665 --> 00:18:26,258 She's looking at home for someone who didn't think she had the bride gene. 307 00:18:26,432 --> 00:18:29,162 - Well, I guess with the right man... - And the right dress. 308 00:18:29,703 --> 00:18:33,162 When I get married, I'm wearing something like that, only bigger. 309 00:18:34,441 --> 00:18:35,931 Beauty. Hot. 310 00:18:36,478 --> 00:18:38,000 Love the veil. 311 00:18:38,178 --> 00:18:40,476 And Carolina Herrera. 312 00:18:43,118 --> 00:18:45,518 - Nothing fancy, but it's beautiful. Good work. 313 00:18:45,686 --> 00:18:46,777 Great, let's do it. 314 00:18:57,999 --> 00:19:00,193 And Christian Lacroix. 315 00:19:09,678 --> 00:19:10,975 And Lanvin. 316 00:19:15,951 --> 00:19:16,974 And Dior. 317 00:19:25,727 --> 00:19:28,286 And Oscar de la Renta. 318 00:19:32,198 --> 00:19:36,500 And finally, Vivienne Westwood. 319 00:19:36,672 --> 00:19:39,003 A dress so special... 320 00:19:39,174 --> 00:19:44,167 ...it could bring a wedding tear from even the most unbelieving of women. 321 00:19:50,317 --> 00:19:54,584 And then, the impossible happened. 322 00:20:20,848 --> 00:20:22,213 And just like that... 323 00:20:22,384 --> 00:20:26,444 ...Vivienne Westwood kicked my sweet little suit's ass. 324 00:20:35,528 --> 00:20:37,224 Can I lean? 325 00:20:44,271 --> 00:20:47,402 Are you the last person in New York still taking out library books? 326 00:20:47,575 --> 00:20:49,874 I love the smell. 327 00:20:51,112 --> 00:20:52,545 Mm. 328 00:20:53,781 --> 00:20:56,750 Oh. That's an oldie. 329 00:20:57,218 --> 00:20:59,652 "Love Letters of Great Men, Volume One. " 330 00:20:59,822 --> 00:21:01,880 - Oh, am I in there? - No, no. 331 00:21:02,057 --> 00:21:06,187 But some of your classmates are, like Voltaire, Napoleon. 332 00:21:07,762 --> 00:21:11,925 - Young lady, you need to get glasses. - No, I don't. I have yours. 333 00:21:12,099 --> 00:21:14,329 Okay, here's Napoleon. 334 00:21:14,770 --> 00:21:18,432 "My dearest Josephine, I wake consumed with thoughts of you. " 335 00:21:18,607 --> 00:21:21,839 Typical short guy. Gives it all away upfront. 336 00:21:22,144 --> 00:21:25,113 - Why are you reading this? - It's research for my new book. 337 00:21:25,281 --> 00:21:28,875 - Oh. What's it about? - Love. 338 00:21:29,050 --> 00:21:30,677 I used to write about finding love. 339 00:21:30,853 --> 00:21:34,254 Now I wanna write about what happens after you've found it. 340 00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:36,185 Interesting. 341 00:21:36,357 --> 00:21:39,588 - What happens? - Mm. Stay tuned. 342 00:21:40,261 --> 00:21:42,525 Oh, here, listen. It's Beethoven. 343 00:21:42,698 --> 00:21:45,063 Bring it, Ludwig. 344 00:21:46,702 --> 00:21:50,160 "My thoughts go out to you, my immortal beloved. 345 00:21:50,339 --> 00:21:54,138 I can live only wholly with you or not at all. " 346 00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:55,641 Good stuff. 347 00:21:55,811 --> 00:21:58,176 "Be calm my life, my all. 348 00:21:58,347 --> 00:22:01,180 Only by calm consideration of our existence... 349 00:22:01,351 --> 00:22:04,147 ...can we achieve our purpose to live together. 350 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,753 Oh, continue to love me. Never misjudge... 351 00:22:06,921 --> 00:22:09,856 ...the most faithful heart of your beloved. 352 00:22:10,024 --> 00:22:15,154 Ever thine. Ever mine. Ever ours. " 353 00:22:19,101 --> 00:22:21,500 Have you ever written me a love letter? 354 00:22:21,668 --> 00:22:23,136 Does a love fax count? 355 00:22:24,038 --> 00:22:28,169 - When have I ever gotten a love fax? - Oh, I'm sure my secretary sent you one... 356 00:22:28,344 --> 00:22:30,675 ...at some point. - Yeah. 357 00:22:31,146 --> 00:22:34,241 What can I tell you, baby? It's not my style. 358 00:22:34,416 --> 00:22:37,782 Besides, those guys had to write. They were separated from their loves... 359 00:22:37,952 --> 00:22:41,615 ...by wars and hundreds and hundreds of miles. 360 00:22:41,789 --> 00:22:43,917 I'm right here. 361 00:22:44,094 --> 00:22:46,028 Hello. 362 00:22:47,496 --> 00:22:51,591 - You make me very happy. - Yeah, yeah. Put it in writing. 363 00:22:52,735 --> 00:22:57,399 With my mind prenuptially preoccupied, I became delinquent with my library books. 364 00:22:57,573 --> 00:23:01,374 So now the tragic love stories of Wuthering Heights and Love Story... 365 00:23:01,545 --> 00:23:03,670 ...were going to cost me more than a few tears. 366 00:23:03,846 --> 00:23:05,836 Excuse me, which way is the wedding? 367 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,980 Up the stairs. 368 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,053 It was perfect. 369 00:23:21,231 --> 00:23:24,255 Big and I would be married in the classic New York landmark... 370 00:23:24,433 --> 00:23:28,199 ...that housed all the great love stories. 371 00:23:31,374 --> 00:23:33,169 Where is the waiter with the check? 372 00:23:33,341 --> 00:23:36,936 Jeez, Miranda, relax. Magda hasn't even finished yet. 373 00:23:37,112 --> 00:23:39,739 I still have a brief to work on when I get home. 374 00:23:39,914 --> 00:23:43,475 - I have to go to the bathroom. - I'll take him. 375 00:23:43,653 --> 00:23:44,710 Thank you, Magda. 376 00:23:45,653 --> 00:23:49,420 We're gonna wash that beautiful face. Come, darling. 377 00:23:51,794 --> 00:23:52,817 What? 378 00:23:52,995 --> 00:23:55,463 We can't let the hard-working nanny finish her supper? 379 00:23:55,632 --> 00:23:59,260 I'm sorry, I'm exhausted. Brady woke me up at 5 a. m. 380 00:23:59,435 --> 00:24:02,460 - Hey, he woke me up too. - Yeah. 381 00:24:02,638 --> 00:24:05,435 We gotta stop letting Brady come into our bed. 382 00:24:09,813 --> 00:24:11,677 You got milk on your top lip. 383 00:24:13,450 --> 00:24:14,610 What now? 384 00:24:14,784 --> 00:24:18,083 - It's like you're always criticizing me. - I am not. 385 00:24:19,021 --> 00:24:23,185 You wanna go through life with foam on your lip and no one ever telling you? 386 00:24:30,798 --> 00:24:33,029 Anything you wanna tell me? 387 00:24:40,109 --> 00:24:42,976 Hm. Is there anything you wanna tell me? 388 00:24:49,619 --> 00:24:54,113 - Yeah. Yeah. - Wait. Wait. Don't come already. 389 00:24:54,290 --> 00:24:57,849 - Yeah. - No, wait. Get on top. 390 00:24:58,026 --> 00:25:00,655 Let's just get it over with. 391 00:25:04,867 --> 00:25:08,303 I mean, we gotta get up in four and a half hours. 392 00:25:09,506 --> 00:25:12,962 We never have sex and you wanna get it over with? 393 00:25:18,182 --> 00:25:22,049 - Steve, we have sex. - When was the last time we had sex? 394 00:25:23,019 --> 00:25:24,814 Um... 395 00:25:27,557 --> 00:25:30,390 There was snow on the ground. 396 00:25:36,901 --> 00:25:39,595 - How often do you guys have sex? - Sex. 397 00:25:39,769 --> 00:25:41,565 - Miranda, please. - What? 398 00:25:42,038 --> 00:25:44,165 She's 3. She doesn't know what it means. 399 00:25:44,342 --> 00:25:46,331 I'm 41 and I still don't know what it means. 400 00:25:46,508 --> 00:25:48,772 I know, but she is repeating everything. 401 00:25:48,945 --> 00:25:53,075 If I'd known the girl talk was gonna be on lockdown, I wouldn't have flown 3000 miles. 402 00:25:53,248 --> 00:25:55,877 No, we can talk. Let's just not use that word. 403 00:25:56,519 --> 00:26:00,045 Fine. How often do you guys...? 404 00:26:00,223 --> 00:26:01,917 - Color? - Thank you. 405 00:26:02,091 --> 00:26:06,425 Well, I can't color enough. I could color all day every day. 406 00:26:06,597 --> 00:26:10,691 If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box. 407 00:26:10,868 --> 00:26:14,099 We get it. You love to color. 408 00:26:14,270 --> 00:26:16,032 Why are you asking? 409 00:26:16,205 --> 00:26:21,405 Well, last night Steve and I were coloring, and I was just about to... 410 00:26:21,579 --> 00:26:24,341 Come. I'm sorry, there's no crayon equivalent. 411 00:26:24,513 --> 00:26:28,040 And he wanted to switch positions and I said: 412 00:26:29,052 --> 00:26:30,610 "Let's just get it over with. " 413 00:26:33,224 --> 00:26:35,783 - He kept trying to make it last longer. - This is bad? 414 00:26:35,959 --> 00:26:38,827 - It is when you have a full-time job. - I have a full-time job. 415 00:26:38,996 --> 00:26:41,829 You don't also have a 5-year-old, play dates, PTA meetings... 416 00:26:41,999 --> 00:26:45,434 ...and a mother-in-law in a rest home with advancing Alzheimer's. 417 00:26:45,602 --> 00:26:48,799 We're just going through a no-coloring phase. 418 00:26:48,973 --> 00:26:51,770 - It comes and goes, right? Every couple is different. 419 00:26:52,175 --> 00:26:54,666 Harry and I make love two, three times a week. 420 00:26:54,843 --> 00:26:58,074 - Great, now I feel worse. - Well, when was the last time for you? 421 00:27:00,084 --> 00:27:02,176 - Six months ago. - Oh, my. 422 00:27:03,454 --> 00:27:05,444 It sounds long. 423 00:27:05,623 --> 00:27:08,592 - But... But that's a dry spell. - I bet it is. 424 00:27:08,759 --> 00:27:12,159 Hey, Carrie. What about you and Big? 425 00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:15,655 Come on. I told. Tell. 426 00:27:15,833 --> 00:27:17,059 Mm-mm. 427 00:27:17,234 --> 00:27:19,200 But I will tell you this. 428 00:27:19,369 --> 00:27:21,132 When Big colors... 429 00:27:22,704 --> 00:27:26,104 ...he rarely stays inside the lines. 430 00:27:26,277 --> 00:27:28,766 Well, this has been very helpful. 431 00:27:38,555 --> 00:27:40,386 John? 432 00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:49,424 - Hey. - Come here. 433 00:27:57,607 --> 00:28:00,404 Totally outside the lines. 434 00:28:08,351 --> 00:28:11,718 Well, send it to Smith Jerrod at the office address. 435 00:28:12,188 --> 00:28:14,520 I gotta go. Something just came up. 436 00:28:16,626 --> 00:28:20,527 - I got a gift for you. - So far, I like it. 437 00:28:29,005 --> 00:28:30,336 How'd...? 438 00:28:30,908 --> 00:28:34,036 Wait. That was you on the phone at the auction. 439 00:28:34,211 --> 00:28:38,341 - I knew how much you wanted it. - But I was gonna buy it for myself. 440 00:28:38,749 --> 00:28:40,578 Well, I wanted to give it to you. 441 00:28:41,452 --> 00:28:43,578 For our anniversary. 442 00:28:43,753 --> 00:28:45,744 We met five years ago today. 443 00:28:47,257 --> 00:28:48,623 Right. 444 00:28:49,693 --> 00:28:51,024 Do you like it? 445 00:28:51,194 --> 00:28:54,094 Well, just to be clear, this is a ring with diamonds... 446 00:28:54,264 --> 00:28:57,029 ...it's not a diamond ring, right? - Yeah. 447 00:28:58,300 --> 00:29:00,327 Well, in that case, I love it. 448 00:29:00,505 --> 00:29:03,871 It's my second favorite thing I've ever found in there. 449 00:29:05,609 --> 00:29:10,273 Now, my gift is a little bit more oral. 450 00:29:11,715 --> 00:29:16,617 - Babe, I have to go to bed. - Bed? It's 7:30. 451 00:29:16,787 --> 00:29:20,482 I have to be at the studio by 6 a. m. And I need to get a workout in before that. 452 00:29:20,657 --> 00:29:22,319 You see, this is how it starts. 453 00:29:22,493 --> 00:29:26,825 Next thing you know, we're only having sex three or four times a week. 454 00:29:56,827 --> 00:30:00,787 And that is how Samantha learned she had a new neighbor. 455 00:30:01,698 --> 00:30:04,599 From then on, night after night... 456 00:30:04,768 --> 00:30:07,327 ...while Smith got his beauty sleep... 457 00:30:09,275 --> 00:30:14,040 ...Samantha found something more interesting to watch than TiVo. 458 00:30:18,215 --> 00:30:21,012 - Keep going. - Okay. 459 00:30:22,085 --> 00:30:24,213 - Keep them closed. - Okay. 460 00:30:25,689 --> 00:30:29,022 Okay. Open them. 461 00:30:31,362 --> 00:30:33,386 Double doors. 462 00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:35,998 So far, so good. 463 00:30:46,379 --> 00:30:48,505 Oh, my God. 464 00:30:51,782 --> 00:30:56,515 - Oh, you did me proud, mister. - You like it? 465 00:30:57,922 --> 00:30:58,979 "Like it?" 466 00:31:03,828 --> 00:31:05,988 It's love at first sight. 467 00:31:06,164 --> 00:31:08,357 Oh, my. 468 00:31:08,532 --> 00:31:11,764 Here. Wait. 469 00:31:11,936 --> 00:31:13,459 Hold this. 470 00:31:21,210 --> 00:31:24,111 Now I believe this is all really happening. 471 00:31:25,016 --> 00:31:27,107 I can't believe it sold so fast. 472 00:31:27,284 --> 00:31:30,152 - It's a sign. - Yeah, it's a sign I priced it too low. 473 00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:34,922 Hey, that's the food. Will you buzz them in? And money's on the table. 474 00:31:35,093 --> 00:31:38,425 I'm gonna get started on the closet. I should be done in about 17 years. 475 00:31:38,595 --> 00:31:41,893 All right. Pink Post-it: Take. 476 00:31:42,299 --> 00:31:45,358 Purple: Toss. Yellow: Storage. 477 00:31:45,536 --> 00:31:47,937 Oh, you're very good friends. 478 00:31:53,877 --> 00:31:55,674 Oh, my God. 479 00:31:58,149 --> 00:32:01,447 - I can't believe it. Lily, look who it is. Aunt Samantha. 480 00:32:03,889 --> 00:32:07,483 - What are you doing here? - A lot of shit went down in this place. 481 00:32:07,660 --> 00:32:10,184 Attention must be paid. 482 00:32:10,761 --> 00:32:11,852 Ah. 483 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:16,456 Really, champagne. 484 00:32:23,576 --> 00:32:25,475 - Remember this? - Oh, yeah. 485 00:32:25,644 --> 00:32:28,942 While Samantha put on The Best of the '80s... 486 00:32:30,380 --> 00:32:33,282 ...I put on the worst. 487 00:32:40,457 --> 00:32:42,084 Banana clip. 488 00:32:45,864 --> 00:32:47,626 Yeah. 489 00:32:48,198 --> 00:32:49,826 Work it. 490 00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:53,593 Madonna. 491 00:32:53,773 --> 00:32:56,968 Whoo, whoo! 492 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:07,007 No fun. 493 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:28,302 Aw. 494 00:34:02,674 --> 00:34:04,437 Work it harder. 495 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,345 Oh, man. 496 00:34:27,534 --> 00:34:29,022 - Come here. - Come here. 497 00:34:29,202 --> 00:34:31,532 Come on, don't be shy. Come on. 498 00:34:40,179 --> 00:34:42,907 It took four friends three days... 499 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:47,176 ...to put 20 years into 38 boxes. 500 00:35:28,594 --> 00:35:30,721 While I run over to see your mother tomorrow... 501 00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:33,831 ...maybe you could take Brady by the first birthday party alone. 502 00:35:33,999 --> 00:35:38,697 And then I'll meet you at the twins' party, and you can leave and be at the bar by 6. 503 00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:41,004 What's the matter? 504 00:35:43,242 --> 00:35:45,674 I had sex with someone else. 505 00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:51,448 And you're so amazing... 506 00:35:52,084 --> 00:35:54,848 ...and I don't know how I could do that to you. 507 00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:58,749 You and I hadn't had sex in a really long time and I... 508 00:35:58,924 --> 00:36:00,254 God. 509 00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:03,318 It didn't mean anything. It just happened once. 510 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,190 And it's been killing me. 511 00:36:07,298 --> 00:36:09,027 It's killing you? 512 00:36:09,201 --> 00:36:10,463 It just happened. 513 00:36:11,237 --> 00:36:13,932 L... I... 514 00:36:14,106 --> 00:36:15,937 I... I... I wasn't thinking. 515 00:36:16,241 --> 00:36:18,904 Do not follow me. 516 00:36:30,190 --> 00:36:32,214 Scout, off. 517 00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:42,897 Miranda, it's still me. 518 00:36:46,373 --> 00:36:47,999 Is it? 519 00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:04,253 Steve. I just... I can't believe it. 520 00:37:04,724 --> 00:37:06,883 - That's what I said. Yes, it's sad. 521 00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:10,152 But I'm not gonna make it any sadder by staying at a bad hotel... 522 00:37:10,328 --> 00:37:13,197 ...while I look for a place. Could you pass the salt? 523 00:37:13,367 --> 00:37:15,767 Plus, I have to be downtown and close to Brooklyn. 524 00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:18,768 We're gonna keep Brady's life as normal as we possibly can. 525 00:37:18,938 --> 00:37:21,964 I'm gonna have him on my days and Steve will have him on his... 526 00:37:22,142 --> 00:37:24,871 ...and Magda will shuttle back and forth between. 527 00:37:25,044 --> 00:37:28,036 Well, I don't really know if this question is allowed... 528 00:37:28,214 --> 00:37:29,875 ...but how is Steve handling this? 529 00:37:30,049 --> 00:37:32,985 Says he's devastated, begs me to forgive him. 530 00:37:33,153 --> 00:37:35,746 It's not gonna happen. I can barely even look at him. 531 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,047 Miranda, honey, are you sure you wanna do this? 532 00:37:38,557 --> 00:37:40,957 It's just one time. Anyone can have a slip. 533 00:37:41,127 --> 00:37:45,222 Even if I could get my mind around that justification, it's the cheating part. 534 00:37:45,665 --> 00:37:49,567 The behind-my-back part, the violation of the trust. That's what's killing me. 535 00:37:58,778 --> 00:38:01,210 Thank you for being you. 536 00:38:04,416 --> 00:38:07,943 Charlotte made love to Harry four times that week. 537 00:38:08,122 --> 00:38:11,454 Okay. Wedding crunch time. We need to get really serious here. 538 00:38:12,825 --> 00:38:15,591 Okay, not now. I just got an e-mail from our contractor. 539 00:38:15,763 --> 00:38:18,390 He's pushed the move-in date yet again. 540 00:38:18,565 --> 00:38:20,464 - I gotta write this guy and... - No, no, no. 541 00:38:20,634 --> 00:38:24,433 No. Wedding before contractor, all right? 542 00:38:24,606 --> 00:38:29,302 Unless you're planning to invite him, which would make the guest list 201. 543 00:38:31,043 --> 00:38:34,068 Two hundred? Jesus, Carrie, it went up again? 544 00:38:34,247 --> 00:38:37,239 - It's the dress. - You said 75 people. 545 00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:41,146 How can I explain this? 546 00:38:42,923 --> 00:38:44,514 Look... 547 00:38:44,991 --> 00:38:46,959 ...you play poker, right? 548 00:38:47,127 --> 00:38:49,186 Well, the dress upped the ante. 549 00:38:51,332 --> 00:38:52,764 Hey. 550 00:38:54,501 --> 00:38:57,469 How you doing on your vows? 551 00:38:57,637 --> 00:39:02,301 A reminder. You'll be saying these in front of a lot of people, so the pressure is on. 552 00:39:02,475 --> 00:39:04,374 All right, up. I have to finish this. Up. 553 00:39:04,544 --> 00:39:06,205 - Hey. - I don't have time for this. 554 00:39:06,378 --> 00:39:10,839 - You're not taking it seriously. - No, no, I'm not. It is a circus. 555 00:39:15,522 --> 00:39:17,386 Two hundred people? 556 00:39:17,557 --> 00:39:19,821 Page Six? 557 00:39:23,428 --> 00:39:28,059 This is my third marriage. How do you think that makes me look? 558 00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:39,670 I didn't know that was even an issue. 559 00:39:44,550 --> 00:39:46,711 So why didn't you say anything sooner? 560 00:39:47,621 --> 00:39:51,351 - You wanted all of this. - Well, yeah. 561 00:39:51,859 --> 00:39:54,088 - But don't you want...? - I want you. 562 00:39:54,395 --> 00:39:55,885 That's what I want. 563 00:39:57,730 --> 00:40:00,494 I could have just gone down to city hall. 564 00:40:20,286 --> 00:40:23,119 I think it's too late for city hall now. 565 00:40:24,325 --> 00:40:27,317 Well, no, I wasn't suggesting that... 566 00:40:27,494 --> 00:40:28,791 I was just saying. 567 00:40:31,664 --> 00:40:34,565 See, that's the face... 568 00:40:34,735 --> 00:40:37,795 ...I've been trying to avoid. 569 00:40:38,672 --> 00:40:40,401 Come here. 570 00:40:46,847 --> 00:40:49,644 You're a great man-friend. 571 00:40:53,153 --> 00:40:57,851 And soon, it was the night before the big day. 572 00:41:00,027 --> 00:41:02,051 There they are. 573 00:41:20,214 --> 00:41:23,182 Now, I know it's tradition at the rehearsal dinner... 574 00:41:23,350 --> 00:41:28,151 ...for the maid of honor to reveal embarrassing things about the bride. 575 00:41:29,856 --> 00:41:33,188 But in our group, we never kiss and tell. 576 00:41:34,496 --> 00:41:38,487 - So I'd like to make a toast to the groom. - There's a word he's heard before. 577 00:41:42,201 --> 00:41:44,830 - Who's that guy again? - Karl. He's a partner at the firm. 578 00:41:45,005 --> 00:41:46,028 Karl's kind of a jerk. 579 00:41:46,207 --> 00:41:48,264 You know what they say, three time's a charm. 580 00:41:48,441 --> 00:41:50,671 Hey, dickwad, I'm speaking. 581 00:41:53,147 --> 00:41:56,014 - Yeah, Samantha. - Yeah. 582 00:41:58,351 --> 00:42:02,788 Now, there were times when we had our doubts about this gorgeous man. 583 00:42:02,956 --> 00:42:07,415 But after careful observation over the last hundred years... 584 00:42:07,594 --> 00:42:09,720 ...my doubts are over. 585 00:42:09,897 --> 00:42:12,889 So here's to the groom... 586 00:42:13,067 --> 00:42:16,400 ...a man who finally got "Carrie-d" away. 587 00:42:16,571 --> 00:42:18,628 Aww. 588 00:42:18,805 --> 00:42:20,067 Here's hoping, John. 589 00:42:20,373 --> 00:42:22,501 That guy is a jackass. Here. 590 00:42:22,677 --> 00:42:24,575 - Cheers. - That was really nice. Thank you. 591 00:42:24,744 --> 00:42:26,871 There's nothing like an illegal Cuban cigar... 592 00:42:27,047 --> 00:42:29,606 ...after dinner, huh? Exactly. 593 00:42:29,783 --> 00:42:31,875 So that was quite a toast, Samantha. 594 00:42:32,052 --> 00:42:33,314 Well, you're quite a guy. 595 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,248 Oh, my God, there's a cab. Oh, yeah. 596 00:42:35,423 --> 00:42:37,413 - Hey, buddy, hold on. - Get it. 597 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,487 Steve. 598 00:42:41,196 --> 00:42:44,891 - I don't wanna bother you all. - You're not bothering us. 599 00:42:46,334 --> 00:42:47,995 But... 600 00:42:48,670 --> 00:42:51,297 ...I need to talk to Miranda. 601 00:42:51,905 --> 00:42:54,396 Samantha, could you ask her to come out? 602 00:42:54,574 --> 00:42:56,873 I don't wanna go in. It's a party and all. 603 00:42:57,811 --> 00:42:59,175 Sure. 604 00:43:03,550 --> 00:43:06,884 Hey. I haven't talked to you all night. 605 00:43:07,055 --> 00:43:08,613 Steve's here. 606 00:43:12,426 --> 00:43:15,191 They're not poodles. You know what I mean. 607 00:43:15,764 --> 00:43:19,597 Hey, guys. Would you give us...? 608 00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:22,330 Yeah, sure, going in. 609 00:43:25,572 --> 00:43:27,335 You're all right? 610 00:43:35,116 --> 00:43:38,950 You didn't leave me any choice. You won't return my calls. 611 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:42,180 You only talk to me in front of the baby and I can't say anything. 612 00:43:42,357 --> 00:43:45,723 What could you possibly have to say that could make it any better? 613 00:43:46,194 --> 00:43:51,290 - Please. It was just that one time. - You broke us! 614 00:43:51,466 --> 00:43:54,399 You broke us. What we had is broken. 615 00:43:56,069 --> 00:43:57,730 What the fuck is happening? 616 00:44:04,979 --> 00:44:07,708 I changed who I was for you. 617 00:44:14,354 --> 00:44:15,821 Hey. 618 00:44:16,890 --> 00:44:19,858 - Are you all right? - No, I'm not all right. 619 00:44:20,428 --> 00:44:25,295 You two are crazy to get married. Marriage ruins everything. 620 00:44:36,044 --> 00:44:40,845 Hey. There you are. I thought you'd skipped out on me. 621 00:44:41,016 --> 00:44:42,142 No. 622 00:44:42,317 --> 00:44:45,183 Well, the all-gal sleepover's about to commence. 623 00:44:51,058 --> 00:44:53,687 Hey, is everything okay? 624 00:44:53,863 --> 00:44:56,421 Yeah. I'm just tired, I guess. 625 00:44:56,598 --> 00:44:58,897 All right. Well, go home and go to sleep. 626 00:44:59,068 --> 00:45:01,968 But first give me a kiss good night and make it a good one... 627 00:45:02,304 --> 00:45:06,604 ...because it's the last single-girl kiss. 628 00:45:09,043 --> 00:45:13,069 - I always knew she would marry Big. - Oh, you did not. 629 00:45:13,248 --> 00:45:15,580 - That's crazy. - Yes, I did. 630 00:45:15,749 --> 00:45:20,119 After every breakup I secretly thought, "Nope. They belong together. " 631 00:45:20,288 --> 00:45:22,221 You thought that after the second breakup? 632 00:45:22,389 --> 00:45:24,084 - Yup. - After the fifteenth? 633 00:45:24,259 --> 00:45:27,228 Ha-ha. That's hilarious. We broke up a lot. 634 00:45:27,395 --> 00:45:30,922 Yeah, but after the breakups comes the hot make-up sex. 635 00:45:34,002 --> 00:45:37,459 Hey, you wanna get that? Open up. 636 00:45:38,540 --> 00:45:40,201 - Now say something. - Sex. 637 00:45:44,546 --> 00:45:47,014 Are you sure she's not my child? 638 00:45:47,681 --> 00:45:49,842 - Hello? - It's me. 639 00:45:50,019 --> 00:45:52,417 Oh, my God, did you just hear Lily? 640 00:45:52,586 --> 00:45:55,350 - I need to talk. - What? 641 00:45:55,521 --> 00:46:01,189 I'm sitting here trying to write these vows and... 642 00:46:02,331 --> 00:46:04,627 Is this something we really wanna do? 643 00:46:05,968 --> 00:46:09,403 Hey, you know what? You guys, it's Big. I'm gonna... I'm gonna take it. 644 00:46:10,204 --> 00:46:13,537 Get some sleep, groomie. 645 00:46:17,545 --> 00:46:20,514 - What's the matter? - It's just... 646 00:46:20,847 --> 00:46:24,079 ...everything is great as it is. 647 00:46:24,987 --> 00:46:27,820 - I don't wanna screw it up. - You won't. 648 00:46:27,990 --> 00:46:30,287 I screwed it up twice before. 649 00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,256 Here's the thing. 650 00:46:33,762 --> 00:46:39,131 This is me you're marrying tomorrow. Me. It's nobody else. 651 00:46:40,035 --> 00:46:43,266 - Yeah? - And I'm marrying you. 652 00:46:43,438 --> 00:46:44,962 It's me and you. 653 00:46:45,374 --> 00:46:48,308 And do you wanna hear the great news there? 654 00:46:48,476 --> 00:46:49,499 Yeah. 655 00:46:49,678 --> 00:46:52,510 We've both already done everything we can to screw it up. 656 00:46:54,249 --> 00:46:57,876 - Is that a smile I'm hearing? - Yeah. 657 00:46:58,053 --> 00:47:02,489 It sounds to me like you've got a bit of writer's block on the vow front. 658 00:47:02,658 --> 00:47:03,785 Yeah. 659 00:47:03,959 --> 00:47:06,825 And I find, you know, as a professional writer... 660 00:47:06,996 --> 00:47:10,896 ...that it's best to just, you know... 661 00:47:11,066 --> 00:47:14,694 ...just stop thinking about it so much and go to bed. 662 00:47:14,870 --> 00:47:16,928 And in the morning... 663 00:47:17,104 --> 00:47:20,336 - You'll know what to do. - Exactly. 664 00:47:20,510 --> 00:47:23,638 And if not, then just write this: 665 00:47:23,813 --> 00:47:25,438 I will love you. 666 00:47:25,614 --> 00:47:27,708 Simple, to the point... 667 00:47:27,883 --> 00:47:32,182 ...and I swear I won't even try to take credit for it. 668 00:47:34,123 --> 00:47:36,615 So you're gonna go to bed now, right? 669 00:47:37,427 --> 00:47:40,986 Okay. Good night. 670 00:47:41,162 --> 00:47:44,221 I'll see you tomorrow. And hey... 671 00:47:45,433 --> 00:47:47,527 ...it's me and you. 672 00:48:21,503 --> 00:48:23,198 Now, there's a bride. 673 00:48:29,279 --> 00:48:31,405 Before we leave, we're gonna pick up our flowers, right, girls? 674 00:48:32,981 --> 00:48:35,848 Miranda, you're gonna have the dahlias. Samantha, you have the roses. 675 00:48:36,019 --> 00:48:39,681 - And Charlotte... We can take care of it. 676 00:48:40,889 --> 00:48:42,584 Hello? 677 00:48:43,393 --> 00:48:46,155 Could you put Carrie on the phone, please? 678 00:48:47,694 --> 00:48:48,958 Hello? 679 00:48:54,771 --> 00:48:57,705 Who let the dogs out? Get these dogs out of here! 680 00:48:57,874 --> 00:49:01,537 That's all we need is the lift of a leg on the train of a dress. 681 00:49:01,710 --> 00:49:04,075 Could you open this door, please? 682 00:49:04,246 --> 00:49:07,114 - Wait, wait, hold it. I'm trying to find out... 683 00:49:07,284 --> 00:49:08,579 - Oh, my God. Hey. 684 00:49:08,752 --> 00:49:10,946 - The girls are in this car. - All of us together? 685 00:49:11,119 --> 00:49:14,088 All of you together. Okay? Come on, lift it up. Let's go. 686 00:49:14,255 --> 00:49:16,122 Hey, it's Carrie. Leave me a message. 687 00:49:16,293 --> 00:49:20,285 - See you then. Bye-bye. Just so beautiful. 688 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,127 Blue. Yes, sir. 689 00:49:26,302 --> 00:49:29,600 - Red and black. Okay, I'll see you there. 690 00:49:29,772 --> 00:49:31,865 - Where's black? - Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming. 691 00:49:32,041 --> 00:49:33,974 - You're following the red. - I'm coming. 692 00:49:34,144 --> 00:49:36,611 Okay. Come on. Let's go. 693 00:49:36,780 --> 00:49:38,939 - Ready? - Yeah, okay, you're in. 694 00:49:39,114 --> 00:49:40,307 Okay. 695 00:49:40,481 --> 00:49:44,577 There's the bride. Look, she's dressed like a princess, do you see? 696 00:49:44,752 --> 00:49:46,812 - Can you hold that? - Oh, yes. 697 00:49:46,989 --> 00:49:48,423 Thank you. Okay. 698 00:49:49,092 --> 00:49:51,024 Come on, scootch over. 699 00:49:53,496 --> 00:49:56,556 It's like pushing a cream puff through a keyhole. 700 00:49:56,732 --> 00:49:57,926 See you at the library. 701 00:49:58,101 --> 00:50:01,537 - Hey, it's Carrie. Leave me a message. - Why haven't you called me back? 702 00:50:01,704 --> 00:50:05,366 Look, I really need to talk to you. Call me as soon as you get this. 703 00:50:07,842 --> 00:50:10,903 No more wedding guests on these stairs, understand? Bridal party only. 704 00:50:11,079 --> 00:50:12,308 Got it. 705 00:50:13,716 --> 00:50:16,149 We've got a problem. They're not here. 706 00:50:16,318 --> 00:50:19,116 - They're probably stuck in traffic. - Both of them? 707 00:50:25,395 --> 00:50:30,356 - Hey, it's Carrie. Leave me a message. - I can't go in without you. 708 00:50:32,001 --> 00:50:33,593 Baby... 709 00:50:35,104 --> 00:50:40,005 ...this whole bride-and-groom thing has really got me thrown. 710 00:50:44,646 --> 00:50:47,481 I need to know that it's still us. 711 00:50:47,651 --> 00:50:51,644 Just you and me. Like you said. 712 00:50:56,926 --> 00:50:58,723 I was putting it on. I know. 713 00:50:58,894 --> 00:51:00,258 Good job. Beautiful. 714 00:51:01,631 --> 00:51:04,863 Come on, baby. Turn around, let me see you. 715 00:51:07,570 --> 00:51:10,232 You look so beautiful. 716 00:51:19,383 --> 00:51:20,542 It looks beautiful. 717 00:51:20,717 --> 00:51:22,581 It really does. It looks so beautiful. 718 00:51:23,619 --> 00:51:25,143 Oh, look at Mommy, here they come. 719 00:51:25,322 --> 00:51:26,583 Easy does it. We're here. 720 00:51:26,756 --> 00:51:29,849 The traffic was the worst. 57th Street was just... 721 00:51:30,026 --> 00:51:33,895 - It's okay. Hello. You guys look great. 722 00:51:36,164 --> 00:51:39,963 - Okay, honey, let's go upstairs. Ready. We're ready. 723 00:51:41,504 --> 00:51:43,266 He's not here. 724 00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,569 - Who's not here? - The groom. 725 00:51:46,343 --> 00:51:47,365 What's happening? 726 00:51:49,045 --> 00:51:53,175 - Big's not here. - But we're 25 minutes late. 727 00:51:53,350 --> 00:51:55,476 Well, did anybody call him? 728 00:51:58,721 --> 00:52:02,213 Well, give me a phone. Somebody give me a phone. 729 00:52:06,395 --> 00:52:09,330 - All right, I don't know how to work this. - Here, sweetie. 730 00:52:09,499 --> 00:52:11,057 Thank you. 731 00:52:21,644 --> 00:52:25,307 Hey, you know what? Let me just look at your tie for a minute. 732 00:52:25,516 --> 00:52:27,347 Hello. - Are you okay? 733 00:52:27,518 --> 00:52:28,917 I've been calling for an hour. 734 00:52:29,086 --> 00:52:32,577 - Why haven't you been answering? - Because I don't know where my phone is. 735 00:52:34,057 --> 00:52:35,820 So, what's going on? Where are you? 736 00:52:36,260 --> 00:52:39,490 I was out front. I just left. 737 00:52:43,167 --> 00:52:44,793 I can't do this. 738 00:52:50,039 --> 00:52:51,802 Oh, my God. 739 00:52:56,312 --> 00:52:58,507 Carrie? Carrie. 740 00:53:01,784 --> 00:53:05,777 - He's not coming. Oh, my God. - What do you mean, "He's not coming"? 741 00:53:08,725 --> 00:53:10,625 Get me out of here. 742 00:53:10,793 --> 00:53:12,351 - Get me out of here! - Go, go, go. 743 00:53:12,530 --> 00:53:15,657 - You take her, I'll take care of all of this. All right, all right. 744 00:53:15,833 --> 00:53:17,265 Here we go. 745 00:53:39,088 --> 00:53:41,489 What the fuck am I doing? Turn around, go back. 746 00:53:41,659 --> 00:53:43,181 It's a one-way street. 747 00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:45,987 By the time we go around the block, she'll be gone. 748 00:53:46,162 --> 00:53:48,461 There's no one behind us. Turn around. 749 00:53:56,172 --> 00:53:59,164 - I think this is them. - Pull over. Pull over. 750 00:54:00,611 --> 00:54:02,168 Carrie. 751 00:54:09,319 --> 00:54:13,278 Carrie. I freaked out for a minute, but I'm ready now. 752 00:54:15,627 --> 00:54:17,650 Oh, God. 753 00:54:19,864 --> 00:54:23,162 I knew you would do this! I knew it! 754 00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:26,302 - Carrie, I'm sorry. - I am humiliated! 755 00:54:26,470 --> 00:54:29,064 I'm sorry. I'm... I'm sorry, Carrie. 756 00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:30,330 Come on. Come on. 757 00:54:31,708 --> 00:54:35,474 - Carrie, wait, I'm sorry. Carrie... - No! No! 758 00:54:36,780 --> 00:54:38,508 Come on, we're gonna get in the car. 759 00:54:39,416 --> 00:54:41,749 It's all right, it's all right. 760 00:55:03,574 --> 00:55:05,098 Let's go, man. Move it. 761 00:55:34,037 --> 00:55:37,063 I thought I would still be in extreme pain. 762 00:55:40,277 --> 00:55:42,245 I feel nothing. 763 00:55:45,016 --> 00:55:47,348 I'd like some more nothing. 764 00:55:53,323 --> 00:55:55,017 Yes, I'm still jilted. 765 00:55:56,994 --> 00:56:00,394 What the hell got into him? He was perfectly fine at the dinner. 766 00:56:01,465 --> 00:56:03,956 I knew it when he called last night. 767 00:56:04,501 --> 00:56:07,401 - I could tell. - Then why didn't you say anything? 768 00:56:09,507 --> 00:56:12,340 I didn't wanna believe it. I di... 769 00:56:12,511 --> 00:56:15,741 I didn't even wanna say it out loud. 770 00:56:18,282 --> 00:56:21,376 - Now I have nowhere to live. - You'll stay here. 771 00:56:21,553 --> 00:56:22,813 Forever. 772 00:56:23,921 --> 00:56:26,446 Maybe you should eat something. 773 00:56:27,624 --> 00:56:29,922 - Anyone? Hungry? - No. 774 00:56:31,828 --> 00:56:34,991 I can never go back there again. How am I gonna get my clothes? 775 00:56:35,165 --> 00:56:39,329 Oh, honey, I can hire people to do all that. Anything you need. 776 00:56:40,071 --> 00:56:41,266 A hit man? 777 00:56:43,274 --> 00:56:46,139 I have nothing to wear but a wedding gown. 778 00:56:46,910 --> 00:56:49,573 You have your honeymoon clothes here. 779 00:56:50,748 --> 00:56:53,078 Well, there's the silver lining. 780 00:56:54,985 --> 00:56:59,115 A honeymoon at a romantic Mexican resort... 781 00:56:59,289 --> 00:57:01,223 ...that's prepaid on my credit card... 782 00:57:01,391 --> 00:57:03,859 ...because I wanted to surprise the man who jilted me. 783 00:57:04,027 --> 00:57:05,688 I can get you out of that. 784 00:57:05,862 --> 00:57:08,764 Worse comes to worse, I'll say there was a death or something. 785 00:57:08,933 --> 00:57:10,661 Wasn't there? 786 00:57:14,339 --> 00:57:17,798 Keep those eyes closed. Keep them closed. 787 00:57:32,290 --> 00:57:33,416 Charlotte. 788 00:57:33,591 --> 00:57:35,387 Come here. Come here. 789 00:57:38,428 --> 00:57:41,225 I did something really bad, I think. 790 00:57:41,933 --> 00:57:44,767 I said something to Big at the rehearsal dinner. 791 00:57:46,305 --> 00:57:47,463 What do you mean? 792 00:57:47,639 --> 00:57:51,130 It was right after Steve showed up. I was upset. 793 00:57:51,309 --> 00:57:55,039 Big came over to me, and I said something like: 794 00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:57,938 "You're crazy to get married. " 795 00:57:58,750 --> 00:58:00,649 It just came out. 796 00:58:00,818 --> 00:58:04,778 - Do you think it's totally the reason? - No. 797 00:58:04,956 --> 00:58:07,948 Big has been weird about marriage for years. 798 00:58:10,130 --> 00:58:13,621 - I keep thinking I should tell Carrie. - No, no, no. 799 00:58:13,798 --> 00:58:17,096 This is a bad time to even mention it. 800 00:58:18,168 --> 00:58:22,901 No, no, no. Find another time later. 801 00:58:23,074 --> 00:58:24,062 Uh-huh. 802 00:58:24,243 --> 00:58:28,178 Well, it turns out, I couldn't get her out of the honeymoon, but I got us in. 803 00:58:28,780 --> 00:58:32,080 - What? - I just booked us three seats on the flight. 804 00:58:32,250 --> 00:58:34,946 Mexico, here we come. 805 00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:38,154 I can't go to Mexico. I have a job. 806 00:58:46,365 --> 00:58:49,355 Jerrod. Smith Jerrod, with a J. 807 00:58:49,534 --> 00:58:53,401 That's right. Great, thank you. 808 00:58:54,739 --> 00:58:58,698 - Make sure that the car is there... - We're here, I'll call you back later. 809 00:59:01,779 --> 00:59:02,803 Welcome to Mexico. 810 00:59:08,452 --> 00:59:10,011 Do you have wi-fi? Thanks. 811 00:59:13,759 --> 00:59:16,989 I'm sorry, I'm confused. I'm waiting for a Mr. And Mrs. Preston. 812 00:59:17,162 --> 00:59:21,325 Honey, you'll be waiting a long time. We'll talk. 813 00:59:27,772 --> 00:59:30,672 This will kill her. 814 00:59:32,611 --> 00:59:34,670 - Where is she? - In the powder room. 815 00:59:34,847 --> 00:59:37,575 - Well, let's look around. - Yeah. 816 01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:37,831 And this is a master suite. 817 01:00:39,243 --> 01:00:41,177 Oh, my God. 818 01:00:41,879 --> 01:00:43,541 Here. 819 01:00:43,714 --> 01:00:45,546 You get that side. 820 01:00:47,387 --> 01:00:49,547 Where are we gonna put these? 821 01:00:50,454 --> 01:00:54,515 Here. No more honeymoon stuff. This is very important. 822 01:01:00,866 --> 01:01:02,629 Here she comes. 823 01:01:15,914 --> 01:01:17,641 It's going to be a gorgeous sunset. 824 01:01:19,852 --> 01:01:21,114 Close the shutters. 825 01:01:28,293 --> 01:01:29,555 All of them. 826 01:01:50,749 --> 01:01:52,376 Morning. 827 01:01:54,754 --> 01:01:56,244 Did I dream it? 828 01:02:10,202 --> 01:02:11,999 Carrie? 829 01:02:12,938 --> 01:02:15,566 It's dinnertime. You slept the whole day. 830 01:02:16,708 --> 01:02:18,335 So? 831 01:02:31,357 --> 01:02:35,793 Honey? You have to eat a little breakfast. 832 01:02:37,830 --> 01:02:38,989 I'm tired. 833 01:02:39,164 --> 01:02:42,599 Well, eat something, then you can go back to sleep. 834 01:03:17,235 --> 01:03:19,568 - Oh, thank you, Paulo. - Sure. 835 01:03:22,776 --> 01:03:27,643 With all this gorgeous fresh food, you're gonna eat that pudding crap the entire trip? 836 01:03:27,814 --> 01:03:30,373 It's the only thing in the pantry that's totally safe. 837 01:03:30,550 --> 01:03:34,315 See? "Made in Poughkeepsie. " I didn't wanna chance it. 838 01:03:34,488 --> 01:03:36,251 It's a five-star resort. 839 01:03:36,622 --> 01:03:38,613 It's Mexico. 840 01:03:47,100 --> 01:03:48,328 Carrie. 841 01:03:50,937 --> 01:03:52,028 Is there coffee? 842 01:03:53,105 --> 01:03:55,836 Yeah. Yeah, of course. 843 01:04:02,949 --> 01:04:05,348 The sun feels nice. 844 01:04:09,187 --> 01:04:11,315 Jesus, honey, wax much? 845 01:04:11,691 --> 01:04:14,660 What? I didn't know I was gonna be wearing a bathing suit. 846 01:04:15,028 --> 01:04:17,791 - What are you talking about? - I forgot to wax. 847 01:04:17,963 --> 01:04:21,729 - Since when, 1998? I've had other things on my mind. 848 01:04:21,901 --> 01:04:24,496 I could be on death row and not have that situation. 849 01:04:24,672 --> 01:04:27,764 Well, when you're married, you have a different set of priorities. 850 01:04:27,940 --> 01:04:29,532 Oh, honey, don't blame marriage. 851 01:04:29,710 --> 01:04:32,576 This one's married and she's not growing a national forest. 852 01:04:32,746 --> 01:04:36,646 How do you even cross your legs? Let me make you a spa appointment. 853 01:04:36,816 --> 01:04:39,411 Any thicker, and you won't be able to find it. 854 01:04:41,754 --> 01:04:43,721 So, what, it's my fault? 855 01:04:43,891 --> 01:04:47,018 I let the sex go out of my marriage. I deserve what I got? 856 01:04:47,193 --> 01:04:50,891 - Thanks for understanding. - Honey, I'm sorry. That's not what I... 857 01:04:51,065 --> 01:04:52,690 I'm fine. 858 01:05:04,011 --> 01:05:06,639 Hey, let's go down to the hotel for dinner tonight. 859 01:05:06,815 --> 01:05:08,577 - Really? - Yeah. 860 01:05:08,748 --> 01:05:11,445 I gotta do something to pull me out of my "Mexi-coma. " 861 01:05:11,617 --> 01:05:14,210 Oh, honey, you made a little joke. 862 01:05:14,387 --> 01:05:16,321 Good for you. 863 01:05:17,157 --> 01:05:18,316 Yeah. 864 01:05:34,675 --> 01:05:38,805 - My name is Felix, I'll be your server. - Felix, we'll start with cuatro margaritas. 865 01:05:38,979 --> 01:05:41,209 Oh, no, I'm not drinking. Just bottled water. 866 01:05:41,379 --> 01:05:43,610 - I'll drink hers. - May I have your room numbers? 867 01:05:45,051 --> 01:05:48,987 We're staying in one of the private houses. Uh, number 3. 868 01:05:49,590 --> 01:05:50,749 Very good, Mrs. Preston. 869 01:05:55,596 --> 01:05:57,257 That was like taking a bullet. 870 01:06:02,504 --> 01:06:05,267 Charlotte has pudding in her Prada. 871 01:06:11,613 --> 01:06:14,079 - Will I ever laugh again? - Yes. 872 01:06:14,248 --> 01:06:17,944 - When? - When something is really, really funny. 873 01:06:20,922 --> 01:06:24,720 Thank God for that mariachi band or I'd be able to hear my own thoughts. 874 01:06:26,260 --> 01:06:28,659 Fabulous. And keep them coming. 875 01:06:30,296 --> 01:06:31,661 Thanks. 876 01:06:37,403 --> 01:06:38,837 Thank you. 877 01:06:44,877 --> 01:06:47,607 He couldn't get out of the car. 878 01:06:48,082 --> 01:06:51,517 After 10 years of what he already put me through... 879 01:06:51,685 --> 01:06:55,849 ...he couldn't make the effort and get out of the car. 880 01:06:56,157 --> 01:06:57,988 I made the effort. 881 01:06:58,157 --> 01:06:59,955 I put a bird on my head. 882 01:07:00,127 --> 01:07:01,650 - Is that what that was? - Yeah. 883 01:07:01,829 --> 01:07:04,354 - I thought it was feathers. - It was a bird. 884 01:07:04,531 --> 01:07:07,864 - It was beautiful. Beautiful. 885 01:07:08,268 --> 01:07:10,394 He's a bad guy. 886 01:07:11,471 --> 01:07:13,664 Always was. 887 01:07:13,841 --> 01:07:17,743 - Bad guys do bad things. - And good guys do bad things. 888 01:07:17,912 --> 01:07:20,846 The good guys screw you and the bad guys screw you. 889 01:07:21,014 --> 01:07:23,073 The rest of them don't know how to screw you. 890 01:07:23,250 --> 01:07:26,377 - Trust me, I've done the legwork. After everything I know... 891 01:07:26,553 --> 01:07:30,957 ...after 20 years of everything we've learned... 892 01:07:31,125 --> 01:07:35,025 ...I threw it all away for the thrill of putting his name on the honeymoon suite. 893 01:07:36,496 --> 01:07:38,760 If I met me now, I wouldn't know me. 894 01:07:40,234 --> 01:07:42,701 As long as we're going down this road... 895 01:07:42,871 --> 01:07:47,329 ...I can't believe that my life revolves around a man. 896 01:07:47,507 --> 01:07:49,839 On what planet did I allow that to happen? 897 01:07:50,011 --> 01:07:51,070 But you love him. 898 01:07:51,246 --> 01:07:54,942 Does that mean saying his name 50 times more a day than I say my own? 899 01:07:55,682 --> 01:07:59,516 Does it mean worrying about him and his needs before me and mine? 900 01:07:59,686 --> 01:08:02,052 Is it all about the other person? Is that love? 901 01:08:02,222 --> 01:08:05,588 - No, that's marriage. - Even this ring. 902 01:08:05,759 --> 01:08:07,250 I wanted to buy this for myself. 903 01:08:07,428 --> 01:08:09,690 That meant something to me, to be able to do that. 904 01:08:09,863 --> 01:08:13,458 - And then he buys it for me. - Because he knew how much you loved it. 905 01:08:13,634 --> 01:08:17,570 Yes, but now every time I look down at it, I see him not me. 906 01:08:19,908 --> 01:08:22,432 - Is every...? - We'll take another round. 907 01:08:22,743 --> 01:08:25,769 - Another? - Relax. We're on vacation. 908 01:08:25,948 --> 01:08:27,710 Technically, we're on my honeymoon. 909 01:08:27,881 --> 01:08:30,782 No, I think we're on their honeymoon. 910 01:08:32,319 --> 01:08:34,720 Yeah, it's all so hot three days in. 911 01:08:42,263 --> 01:08:45,756 "Mailbox full. " Yeah, I'll bet it is. 912 01:08:45,933 --> 01:08:48,232 - There's no time like the present. No. 913 01:08:49,136 --> 01:08:50,965 I'm not ready to face it all yet. 914 01:08:51,705 --> 01:08:54,936 Hey. I'm going for a run and then to the gym for Pilates. 915 01:08:55,108 --> 01:08:57,133 Anybody wanna...? 916 01:08:58,412 --> 01:09:00,675 - Hi. - Hey, good news. 917 01:09:00,846 --> 01:09:02,906 I got an e-mail from your buyer's attorney. 918 01:09:03,084 --> 01:09:06,679 They're willing to sell you back your old apartment at the escalated price... 919 01:09:06,854 --> 01:09:09,719 ...and "are willing to vacate by the time you return... 920 01:09:09,890 --> 01:09:11,917 ...pending an additional financial offer. " 921 01:09:12,093 --> 01:09:15,757 Well, apparently you can go home again, but it'll cost you. 922 01:09:15,931 --> 01:09:18,625 - Let's work on getting your things there. Wow... 923 01:09:19,033 --> 01:09:21,696 ...you two could rule the world. 924 01:09:22,403 --> 01:09:24,928 After her workout, Charlotte couldn't help but think... 925 01:09:25,106 --> 01:09:27,004 ...how truly blessed she was. 926 01:09:27,174 --> 01:09:30,906 This week had made her feel more grateful than ever for her happy marriage. 927 01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:35,378 And just for a second, while picturing her loved ones at home in New York... 928 01:09:35,550 --> 01:09:39,750 ...she forgot where she was and opened her mouth. 929 01:10:02,142 --> 01:10:03,165 Hello, miss. 930 01:10:07,347 --> 01:10:09,543 - Have you had that happen? Not recently. 931 01:10:09,717 --> 01:10:11,445 Sweetie, what's...? 932 01:10:11,618 --> 01:10:13,518 It's locked, she's mopping. 933 01:10:13,688 --> 01:10:15,280 Try the... 934 01:10:24,165 --> 01:10:26,565 - Did you just...? - Shut up, shut up, shut up! 935 01:10:26,734 --> 01:10:28,724 And just like that... 936 01:10:28,903 --> 01:10:30,961 ...Charlotte "Poughkeepsied" in her pants. 937 01:10:33,174 --> 01:10:36,700 Oh, my God. 938 01:10:40,213 --> 01:10:41,545 Miranda was right. 939 01:10:41,717 --> 01:10:46,585 When something was really, really funny, I laughed. 940 01:10:47,622 --> 01:10:49,556 Oh, my God. 941 01:11:14,349 --> 01:11:15,712 First message: 942 01:11:15,885 --> 01:11:20,980 Received Saturday, September 20th, 12:30 p. m. 943 01:11:21,156 --> 01:11:24,590 Carrie, call me. I need to talk to you before... 944 01:12:16,611 --> 01:12:20,479 There was no better time I could think of to hire an assistant. 945 01:12:20,649 --> 01:12:24,106 Um, no. I do not lift boxes. 946 01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:29,351 Yeah, definitely, no. I would love a career in fashion. 947 01:12:29,524 --> 01:12:31,492 Oh. 948 01:12:32,527 --> 01:12:34,393 This is not nonfat. 949 01:12:34,730 --> 01:12:36,161 Oh. 950 01:12:36,330 --> 01:12:40,359 I love your books. Your shit's brilliant. 951 01:12:40,536 --> 01:12:42,127 Cathy? 952 01:12:43,138 --> 01:12:45,833 - You seem drunk. - Little bit. 953 01:12:46,007 --> 01:12:47,839 Never made it to bed last night. 954 01:12:48,011 --> 01:12:50,374 But I type like a motherfucker! 955 01:12:50,546 --> 01:12:52,536 I have a degree in finance from Princeton... 956 01:12:52,714 --> 01:12:55,376 ...and I've been assistant to a V.P. At Merrill Lynch. 957 01:12:55,551 --> 01:13:00,681 That's impressive. And, Paul, why do you think you're right for this job? 958 01:13:08,497 --> 01:13:13,161 - So you're from St. Louis? - That's right. Louise from St. Louis. 959 01:13:13,335 --> 01:13:15,235 And you have a degree in computer science? 960 01:13:15,405 --> 01:13:18,395 - Yes, that's correct. - Well, good for you. I can barely text. 961 01:13:20,442 --> 01:13:24,139 - Have you ever been a personal assistant? - No, but I'm the oldest of six kids... 962 01:13:24,313 --> 01:13:26,506 ...so I'm sure I can handle anything you got. 963 01:13:26,683 --> 01:13:29,515 - Wow. Six kids, what's that like? - Crowded. 964 01:13:29,952 --> 01:13:33,080 I had to move to New York just to get some room. Where did I end up? 965 01:13:33,257 --> 01:13:35,883 In a one-bedroom apartment with three roommates. 966 01:13:36,391 --> 01:13:39,553 Well, aside from the space issue, why'd you move to New York? 967 01:13:41,496 --> 01:13:42,758 To fall in love. 968 01:13:44,300 --> 01:13:47,665 - What? That's corny, right? - No. 969 01:13:47,836 --> 01:13:51,795 No, no, it's... It's just very honest. 970 01:13:52,841 --> 01:13:57,038 I don't think that I've heard anybody say that in a very long time. 971 01:13:57,578 --> 01:13:58,910 Well... 972 01:14:00,850 --> 01:14:04,182 So Louise from St. Louis, I just have one more question. 973 01:14:04,354 --> 01:14:05,378 Okay. 974 01:14:05,588 --> 01:14:07,920 How does an unemployed girl with three roommates... 975 01:14:08,091 --> 01:14:10,615 ...afford the Patchwork Denim Bowley Louis Vuitton bag? 976 01:14:10,994 --> 01:14:15,396 It's rented. Bag Borrow or Steal? It's like Netflix for purses. 977 01:14:15,564 --> 01:14:19,330 - How can I not know about this? - Girl, stick with me. I'll hook you up. 978 01:14:24,339 --> 01:14:27,399 And did she hook me up. 979 01:14:27,944 --> 01:14:31,937 Hi. This is Louise. I'm calling for Carrie Bradshaw. 980 01:14:32,582 --> 01:14:36,643 Yes, she received your invitation, but she will be unable to attend. 981 01:14:36,820 --> 01:14:38,447 Thank you. 982 01:14:42,524 --> 01:14:44,582 Put that over there. 983 01:14:45,695 --> 01:14:47,560 After only three days... 984 01:14:47,730 --> 01:14:52,358 ...I began to think of her as Saint Louise from St. Louis. 985 01:14:53,103 --> 01:14:55,295 Ain't nothing in there for you. 986 01:14:56,205 --> 01:14:59,299 And as I moved back into my old apartment... 987 01:14:59,475 --> 01:15:02,443 ...Miranda searched for a new one, downtown. 988 01:15:02,611 --> 01:15:05,581 You see the Chinese writing? Yeah. 989 01:15:05,749 --> 01:15:08,979 New York magazine says this is the new up-and-coming neighborhood. 990 01:15:09,951 --> 01:15:12,944 - Okay, maybe down that way? - Maybe you come home. 991 01:15:14,424 --> 01:15:17,051 Look, white guy with a baby. 992 01:15:17,427 --> 01:15:20,883 Wherever he's going, that's where we need to be. 993 01:15:21,663 --> 01:15:23,154 Come on. 994 01:15:28,571 --> 01:15:33,200 I lived here before. This used to be all-Ukrainian area. 995 01:15:33,410 --> 01:15:35,104 A U-Haul. 996 01:15:35,845 --> 01:15:37,242 Coming or going? 997 01:15:37,913 --> 01:15:40,973 - Going. Oh, boy. I'm gonna check it out. - Okay. 998 01:15:41,151 --> 01:15:42,139 Wait down here, okay? 999 01:15:43,786 --> 01:15:44,980 Okay. 1000 01:15:45,154 --> 01:15:47,520 Hi. Do you have an apartment? Stay, stay, stay. 1001 01:16:01,838 --> 01:16:06,034 And there in old Ukrainia, Miranda found her new apartment. 1002 01:16:06,208 --> 01:16:08,974 - Hi. I'm interested in the apartment upstairs. Yeah. 1003 01:16:10,780 --> 01:16:13,247 "And there they remained for the rest of their days... 1004 01:16:13,415 --> 01:16:15,406 ...for the birds were constantly on guard... 1005 01:16:15,584 --> 01:16:19,020 ...and the women could not so much as step one foot out the door. 1006 01:16:19,188 --> 01:16:23,716 And Cinderella and the prince lived happily ever after. " 1007 01:16:30,267 --> 01:16:33,758 You know that this is just a fairy tale, right, sweetheart? 1008 01:16:33,937 --> 01:16:37,269 I mean, things don't always happen like this in real life. 1009 01:16:37,940 --> 01:16:42,239 - I just think you should know that now. - Again. 1010 01:16:43,414 --> 01:16:45,245 And another one bites the dust. 1011 01:16:45,416 --> 01:16:47,405 - Hi. Hi. 1012 01:16:47,884 --> 01:16:49,850 Mommy's home. 1013 01:16:50,452 --> 01:16:52,852 Thanks for watching Lily while I went to the doctor. 1014 01:16:53,021 --> 01:16:57,118 - Oh, sure. Everything okay? - Mm-hm. 1015 01:16:57,828 --> 01:17:01,730 - I'm pregnant. - How? 1016 01:17:01,898 --> 01:17:06,562 You know how people always say that when you stop trying, it can happen? 1017 01:17:06,737 --> 01:17:10,069 And my doctor says that she knows other couples who have adopted... 1018 01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:12,401 ...and then they get pregnant. 1019 01:17:13,043 --> 01:17:16,342 - Sweetie. - Carrie, I'm pregnant. 1020 01:17:18,148 --> 01:17:21,082 I guess in certain houses, fairy tales do come true. 1021 01:17:24,434 --> 01:17:26,628 Oh, that was really hot. 1022 01:17:28,005 --> 01:17:32,407 - You seem kind of distant. - Distant? You're still in me. 1023 01:17:39,650 --> 01:17:44,176 - Do you wanna talk about it? - When have I ever wanted to talk about it? 1024 01:17:44,353 --> 01:17:47,790 Okay. I'll talk about it. 1025 01:17:47,958 --> 01:17:50,255 Your best friends got screwed over by their guys. 1026 01:17:50,426 --> 01:17:52,859 How could you not be distant? 1027 01:17:54,664 --> 01:17:56,860 It's more than that. 1028 01:17:58,003 --> 01:18:02,802 Lately, I haven't been feeling a connection to... 1029 01:18:03,308 --> 01:18:05,104 - What, me? - No. 1030 01:18:05,642 --> 01:18:11,045 To it, here. I have no real connection to our life here. 1031 01:18:11,214 --> 01:18:13,911 What life here? Seriously. 1032 01:18:14,084 --> 01:18:15,380 All I do is work... 1033 01:18:15,552 --> 01:18:17,951 ...and you run off to New York every chance you get. 1034 01:18:18,122 --> 01:18:22,387 Well, not every chance I get. Only for the A-list things. 1035 01:18:22,559 --> 01:18:25,652 And my managing you, it's... It's getting to be too much. 1036 01:18:25,829 --> 01:18:27,557 I'm starting to resent it. 1037 01:18:27,730 --> 01:18:30,325 For the last two years, it's been all about you. 1038 01:18:30,502 --> 01:18:33,630 Well, for the first three years, it was all about you. 1039 01:18:33,805 --> 01:18:36,932 I know. That was so much more fun. 1040 01:18:39,311 --> 01:18:42,473 Well, I won't be coming to New York for a while. 1041 01:18:42,647 --> 01:18:46,046 We're gonna spend some time reconnecting on weekends... 1042 01:18:46,215 --> 01:18:48,080 ...do the L.A. -couple thing. 1043 01:18:48,252 --> 01:18:50,413 Yeah, hi. Can you put on Samantha? 1044 01:18:51,021 --> 01:18:55,014 Really. At first I was all, "You can't tell me what I can do. " 1045 01:18:55,192 --> 01:18:57,160 But then I had to admit, he had a point. 1046 01:18:57,394 --> 01:18:59,725 Please deposit another 85 cents. 1047 01:18:59,897 --> 01:19:01,762 Honey, a payphone? Where's your cell? 1048 01:19:01,932 --> 01:19:04,263 At the bottom of the ocean in Mexico. 1049 01:19:04,435 --> 01:19:08,030 - Want me to hook you up with a new one? - No, not yet. No phone, no calls. 1050 01:19:08,206 --> 01:19:12,300 No calls, no questions. No questions, no explaining no wedding. 1051 01:19:12,476 --> 01:19:14,875 Plus, it's an excuse to bust out the gloves. 1052 01:19:15,143 --> 01:19:17,204 Please deposit another 85... 1053 01:19:17,981 --> 01:19:20,882 Carrie Bradshaw's web page is a mess. 1054 01:19:21,051 --> 01:19:23,177 Interesting. So is Carrie Bradshaw. 1055 01:19:24,388 --> 01:19:28,949 Hey, when are we gonna get to the really important stuff, like unpacking my closet? 1056 01:19:29,126 --> 01:19:32,061 One thing at a time. You ever gonna answer any of these e-mails? 1057 01:19:32,228 --> 01:19:33,787 - Yes. - When? 1058 01:19:34,999 --> 01:19:36,761 - Now? - Okay. 1059 01:19:36,935 --> 01:19:40,461 - Well, I'll read and you tell me what to do. - Okay. 1060 01:19:40,838 --> 01:19:45,206 Who's john@jjpny. com? 1061 01:19:46,177 --> 01:19:49,704 Oh, shit. That's him, right? 1062 01:20:02,127 --> 01:20:03,149 Delete. 1063 01:20:05,628 --> 01:20:08,960 And isn't there some cyberspace place that you can send those... 1064 01:20:09,133 --> 01:20:12,534 ...so that I never have to see an e-mail from him ever again? 1065 01:20:13,505 --> 01:20:15,232 Do that, please. 1066 01:20:17,408 --> 01:20:19,933 You sure you wanna end all communication with him? 1067 01:20:20,111 --> 01:20:21,579 Mm-hm. 1068 01:20:25,683 --> 01:20:28,048 Okay. Great. 1069 01:20:30,588 --> 01:20:32,452 I can't believe you're even dressing up. 1070 01:20:32,623 --> 01:20:36,114 All the parents in Brady's school dress up. It's fun. 1071 01:20:36,292 --> 01:20:40,457 Fun thought up by a group of non-working mothers with nothing else to do all day. 1072 01:20:40,632 --> 01:20:45,624 All right, what do they got? Witch and sexy kitten. 1073 01:20:45,803 --> 01:20:50,138 That's it. The only two choices for women, witch and sexy kitten. 1074 01:20:50,308 --> 01:20:52,400 You just said a mouthful there, sister. 1075 01:20:52,577 --> 01:20:56,776 Maybe I should wear this and a briefcase, and go as myself. 1076 01:20:57,749 --> 01:20:59,977 I got an e-mail from Big. 1077 01:21:00,585 --> 01:21:02,313 "I don't know what to say. " 1078 01:21:02,488 --> 01:21:07,425 - Uh, then don't send an e-mail. - What were you expecting? 1079 01:21:08,192 --> 01:21:11,559 And in the subject box, two words: 1080 01:21:11,728 --> 01:21:14,993 - "I'm sorry. " - Ugh. 1081 01:21:15,365 --> 01:21:17,493 Steve is all about the "I'm sorry. " 1082 01:21:17,669 --> 01:21:20,398 "I'm sorry" e-mails, "I'm sorry" voice mails... 1083 01:21:20,572 --> 01:21:23,096 ..."I'm sorry" flowers, "I'm sorry" cards. 1084 01:21:23,274 --> 01:21:27,210 How about, don't do anything to be "I'm sorry" for? 1085 01:21:27,378 --> 01:21:29,743 Well, maybe he's sorry. 1086 01:21:29,913 --> 01:21:32,245 Well, maybe so is Big. 1087 01:21:32,584 --> 01:21:33,811 Point taken. 1088 01:21:36,221 --> 01:21:37,709 Hey, you're scaring the women. 1089 01:21:37,889 --> 01:21:41,688 It's gonna take a little more than that to scare me after what I've been through. 1090 01:21:42,260 --> 01:21:46,856 I still cannot believe this happened to me. I mean, I... I know it happened. 1091 01:21:47,031 --> 01:21:52,162 But I just... I can't believe it happened. 1092 01:21:53,505 --> 01:21:59,374 I lay awake at night going over every detail of that last week in my head. 1093 01:22:00,179 --> 01:22:05,615 Carrie, there's a detail about that last week I've been meaning to tell you. 1094 01:22:05,782 --> 01:22:08,876 - At the rehearsal dinner... - And then I saw it. 1095 01:22:09,052 --> 01:22:13,352 The only thing scary enough to scare me after what I'd been through. 1096 01:22:13,524 --> 01:22:16,425 You look great. You look amazing. So that's the worst of it. 1097 01:22:16,595 --> 01:22:17,787 Wait, wait, wait. 1098 01:22:19,164 --> 01:22:21,221 What does it say there in the editor's note? 1099 01:22:21,399 --> 01:22:24,629 "The wedding of Carrie Bradshaw and John James Preston was canceled... 1100 01:22:24,801 --> 01:22:27,997 ...as this issue went to press. Bradshaw is... " 1101 01:22:30,241 --> 01:22:32,435 Bradshaw is what? 1102 01:22:33,877 --> 01:22:34,901 Wait... 1103 01:22:37,148 --> 01:22:41,140 "Bradshaw is still single and living in New York City. " 1104 01:22:48,593 --> 01:22:50,788 I didn't wanna buy it... 1105 01:22:50,962 --> 01:22:53,556 ...but I figured it was one less Vogue in New York. 1106 01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:56,334 I saw it. The pictures are gorgeous. 1107 01:22:56,502 --> 01:22:58,058 Yeah, I'm a beautiful bride. 1108 01:22:58,536 --> 01:23:00,798 - Hi, honey. - Hi. 1109 01:23:00,972 --> 01:23:04,202 Hey, hey, hey, come on in. - Come on, sweetie. 1110 01:23:04,375 --> 01:23:06,171 Get your hat. 1111 01:23:07,312 --> 01:23:09,472 - Look, the people who don't know... - Yeah. 1112 01:23:09,646 --> 01:23:12,708 ...will only see the beautiful pictures. The people who do know... 1113 01:23:12,885 --> 01:23:14,908 ...will only see what an asshole he is. 1114 01:23:16,254 --> 01:23:17,619 Mommy said a bad word. 1115 01:23:20,758 --> 01:23:23,852 Oh. Is that for me? 1116 01:23:24,028 --> 01:23:26,861 Oh, Lily, thank you. 1117 01:23:27,031 --> 01:23:29,225 Hey, what are you gonna be for Halloween? 1118 01:23:29,399 --> 01:23:30,458 Cinderella. 1119 01:23:31,537 --> 01:23:35,870 - Or we also bought Mulan. - No. 1120 01:23:36,342 --> 01:23:39,333 We came to ask you if you would go trick-or-treating with us. 1121 01:23:39,510 --> 01:23:42,207 - Yeah! It's just in our building... 1122 01:23:42,381 --> 01:23:44,814 ...if you're in the mood. - Yeah! 1123 01:23:45,883 --> 01:23:47,782 Yeah! 1124 01:23:57,997 --> 01:23:59,931 - No costume? No, look closer. 1125 01:24:00,098 --> 01:24:04,466 I'm the scariest thing in New York, jilted at 41. Boo! 1126 01:24:07,906 --> 01:24:10,066 You know you have to give me some of your loot? 1127 01:24:10,242 --> 01:24:12,903 - Yeah. - Aw. 1128 01:24:13,712 --> 01:24:16,374 Let's put your mask on. 1129 01:24:16,547 --> 01:24:18,981 - Look... - Trick or treat! 1130 01:24:19,151 --> 01:24:21,515 Oh! Carrie. 1131 01:24:21,687 --> 01:24:23,450 I saw you in Vogue. 1132 01:24:23,622 --> 01:24:25,612 I'm so sorry. 1133 01:24:27,291 --> 01:24:28,349 There you go, honey. 1134 01:24:30,796 --> 01:24:32,955 Trick or treat! 1135 01:24:57,423 --> 01:24:58,821 Louise. 1136 01:25:01,226 --> 01:25:04,388 Oh, my Lord. I didn't even recognize you. 1137 01:25:04,563 --> 01:25:07,428 That's the point. My head's in the Witness Protection Program. 1138 01:25:07,597 --> 01:25:09,658 I'm feeling that look on you though. 1139 01:25:09,836 --> 01:25:14,465 - And I am feeling that Chanel on you. - Mine till Tuesday. 1140 01:25:16,641 --> 01:25:20,042 - All right, so... - Here. Time to rejoin the world. 1141 01:25:20,213 --> 01:25:22,042 Already? 1142 01:25:23,882 --> 01:25:29,343 - Your new number, area code 347-85... - Ho... Ho... Hold it. 1143 01:25:29,621 --> 01:25:31,280 347? 1144 01:25:31,456 --> 01:25:35,187 Oh, no. No, I'm a 917 gal, always have been. 1145 01:25:35,494 --> 01:25:38,362 I tried. It's no longer available. 1146 01:25:38,531 --> 01:25:39,963 Now you're 347. 1147 01:25:40,432 --> 01:25:41,660 Samantha Jones. 1148 01:25:41,834 --> 01:25:45,098 Carrie Bradshaw. Or I used to be. 1149 01:25:45,269 --> 01:25:46,499 Talk to me. 1150 01:25:47,105 --> 01:25:50,872 I'm a 347 area code. How awful is that? 1151 01:25:51,043 --> 01:25:53,011 347 is the new New York. 1152 01:25:53,178 --> 01:25:57,239 Well, I want the old New York with my old 917 and my old will to live. 1153 01:25:57,417 --> 01:26:01,183 Old New York, new New York. Honey, at least it's New York. 1154 01:26:01,886 --> 01:26:04,515 Another hard thing about being in L. A: 1155 01:26:04,823 --> 01:26:06,882 My sex-on-a-stick next-door neighbor. 1156 01:26:07,060 --> 01:26:09,585 - I can't stop looking at him. - Looking? 1157 01:26:09,762 --> 01:26:14,927 Just looking. After seeing Steve's face at the rehearsal dinner, I could never... 1158 01:26:15,934 --> 01:26:18,959 Oh, but you should see this guy. Every night... 1159 01:26:19,138 --> 01:26:21,765 ...sex with a different partner. He's like... 1160 01:26:22,675 --> 01:26:27,110 ...me five years ago. - Yeah. When I was a 917. 1161 01:26:27,279 --> 01:26:30,372 I mean, what's the point of having a hot guy next door... 1162 01:26:30,548 --> 01:26:33,143 ...if you can't have sex with him? 1163 01:26:33,319 --> 01:26:37,118 We agreed that no one else from the show but Smith was going to be on the cover. 1164 01:26:38,390 --> 01:26:40,449 Well, get back to me. 1165 01:26:46,064 --> 01:26:47,121 Hey. 1166 01:27:15,395 --> 01:27:18,831 And in an effort to stay out of the house and out of trouble... 1167 01:27:18,998 --> 01:27:21,521 ...Samantha went shopping. 1168 01:27:24,604 --> 01:27:26,003 Rescue a puppy today? 1169 01:27:34,012 --> 01:27:38,574 - She needs a good home. Interested? - No. 1170 01:27:38,751 --> 01:27:42,653 And just as Samantha convinced herself that the dog wasn't for her... 1171 01:27:46,492 --> 01:27:49,552 She's been fixed, but she hasn't lost the urge. 1172 01:27:58,238 --> 01:28:01,695 And because Samantha couldn't get off... 1173 01:28:03,110 --> 01:28:04,507 ...she got things. 1174 01:28:16,855 --> 01:28:20,051 What would happen if these were to magically disappear? 1175 01:28:20,226 --> 01:28:24,218 - Yeah, I know where you live. - For a pair like this, I could move. 1176 01:28:24,763 --> 01:28:27,425 Wait, Carrie, not that one. 1177 01:28:33,267 --> 01:28:34,961 Do you want me to get rid of it? 1178 01:28:36,937 --> 01:28:38,563 No. 1179 01:28:39,438 --> 01:28:41,267 No, it's too beautiful. 1180 01:28:43,109 --> 01:28:44,632 I'll just... 1181 01:28:44,843 --> 01:28:47,711 ...bury it deep in the back... 1182 01:28:47,880 --> 01:28:50,007 ...like I did my feelings. 1183 01:28:51,218 --> 01:28:54,674 - Do you miss him? - Every day. 1184 01:28:56,022 --> 01:28:58,047 It's weird... 1185 01:28:58,990 --> 01:29:01,516 ...I haven't cried very much at all. 1186 01:29:01,794 --> 01:29:03,659 I don't know, maybe... 1187 01:29:04,397 --> 01:29:08,094 Maybe you're only allotted a certain amount of tears per man... 1188 01:29:08,267 --> 01:29:10,166 ...and I used mine up. 1189 01:29:10,336 --> 01:29:12,668 Yeah, I know how you feel. 1190 01:29:12,839 --> 01:29:16,332 Because my St. Louis boyfriend broke up with me last year... 1191 01:29:16,642 --> 01:29:18,439 ...and I miss him all the time. 1192 01:29:18,846 --> 01:29:23,681 Suddenly, it dawned on me. There were two broken hearts in my walk-in. 1193 01:29:26,953 --> 01:29:30,514 Louise, we need a cocktail. Grab your rental. 1194 01:29:31,358 --> 01:29:34,020 And it threw me so hard. 1195 01:29:34,429 --> 01:29:37,191 Because, you know, I thought Will... 1196 01:29:37,363 --> 01:29:39,057 That's his name. 1197 01:29:39,499 --> 01:29:43,799 - I thought he was the love of my life. - Well, what happened? 1198 01:29:44,770 --> 01:29:48,228 He said he loved me and all, but he didn't think that I was the one. 1199 01:29:49,708 --> 01:29:54,545 That shit hurt. But, you know, whatever. 1200 01:29:54,715 --> 01:29:57,683 - I'm not gonna give up on love. - Good. 1201 01:29:57,850 --> 01:30:00,182 Love is the thing, you know. 1202 01:30:02,989 --> 01:30:04,013 You see that? 1203 01:30:04,191 --> 01:30:09,060 That's love. And I'm bringing it to me all day long. 1204 01:30:10,998 --> 01:30:12,589 Excuse me. 1205 01:30:17,537 --> 01:30:21,233 Oh, I remember that smile. Who's the guy? 1206 01:30:21,407 --> 01:30:24,569 Someone I just met. He wants me to meet him for drinks. 1207 01:30:24,744 --> 01:30:27,770 At 11:30? Oh, that's a booty call. 1208 01:30:27,948 --> 01:30:31,508 No, it's not. He's a waiter, he just got off work. 1209 01:30:31,684 --> 01:30:35,916 Louise. Now, I may not get texts, I may not send texts, but trust me. 1210 01:30:36,090 --> 01:30:39,285 The subtext of that text? Booty. 1211 01:30:40,527 --> 01:30:43,519 But if he meets me, then it's not a booty call, right? 1212 01:30:45,697 --> 01:30:49,361 All right, then. Enjoy yourself. 1213 01:30:49,536 --> 01:30:51,263 That's what your 20s are for. 1214 01:30:51,939 --> 01:30:54,237 Your 30s are to learn the lessons. 1215 01:30:54,408 --> 01:30:57,001 Your 40s are to pay for the drinks. 1216 01:30:57,577 --> 01:31:01,307 Well, in that case, I'll take another one. 1217 01:31:03,083 --> 01:31:05,075 It's all about the desk. 1218 01:31:05,252 --> 01:31:08,277 If I find the desk, the writing will come. And it better come... 1219 01:31:08,455 --> 01:31:12,516 ...because I'm using my new book advance to pay the fancy decorator. 1220 01:31:13,828 --> 01:31:18,626 I think it is so great that you're redoing your entire apartment. 1221 01:31:18,798 --> 01:31:21,232 Yeah, well, out with the old and... 1222 01:31:21,401 --> 01:31:24,960 ...oh, in with the overpriced. 1223 01:31:28,009 --> 01:31:32,809 Hey. Harry called me and mentioned that you're not running. 1224 01:31:33,013 --> 01:31:37,383 - Why'd he do that? - Because he loves you and he's concerned. 1225 01:31:37,550 --> 01:31:39,678 There's nothing to be concerned about. 1226 01:31:39,854 --> 01:31:44,585 Well, did...? Did the doctor say that it's not safe or something? 1227 01:31:45,458 --> 01:31:48,519 No. She said because I'm already a runner, it's fine. 1228 01:31:49,629 --> 01:31:51,255 So then, why are you not...? 1229 01:31:51,430 --> 01:31:53,694 Because I'm afraid something bad is gonna happen. 1230 01:31:53,867 --> 01:31:57,702 - It's a miracle I'm even pregnant. - Okay. 1231 01:31:58,839 --> 01:32:01,636 I have everything I ever wanted. 1232 01:32:01,808 --> 01:32:04,174 I am so happy that I'm terrified. 1233 01:32:04,711 --> 01:32:09,670 Nobody gets everything that they want. Look at you. Look at Miranda. 1234 01:32:10,450 --> 01:32:12,849 You're good people and look at what happened to you. 1235 01:32:13,018 --> 01:32:15,318 Of course something bad is gonna happen to me. 1236 01:32:15,488 --> 01:32:17,046 Sweetie... 1237 01:32:17,225 --> 01:32:19,920 ...you shit your pants this year. 1238 01:32:20,093 --> 01:32:21,218 Maybe you're done. 1239 01:32:25,868 --> 01:32:28,529 You run every day, that's what you do. 1240 01:32:28,704 --> 01:32:32,569 You can't stop being who you are because you're afraid, right? 1241 01:32:34,408 --> 01:32:35,705 All right. 1242 01:32:36,109 --> 01:32:39,476 Okay. Here we go. 1243 01:32:41,314 --> 01:32:42,975 Okay. 1244 01:32:47,319 --> 01:32:50,448 And as the last of the autumn leaves fell away... 1245 01:32:50,623 --> 01:32:53,059 ...so did Charlotte's fear. 1246 01:32:55,196 --> 01:33:00,462 By the time the first snow fell, Charlotte got her stride back. 1247 01:33:07,841 --> 01:33:11,505 Are you sure you don't want me to R.S.V.P. To any of these holiday parties? 1248 01:33:11,679 --> 01:33:14,305 No, I am perfectly happy spending time alone. 1249 01:33:14,481 --> 01:33:16,813 You sure? Because this looks like a good one. 1250 01:33:16,983 --> 01:33:20,247 Go home. Seriously, you're gonna miss your plane, go. 1251 01:33:20,655 --> 01:33:24,489 Okay. But first... 1252 01:33:27,463 --> 01:33:29,693 Merry Christmas. 1253 01:33:31,799 --> 01:33:35,359 - You didn't have to. - It's just something silly. 1254 01:33:37,738 --> 01:33:39,171 Oh. 1255 01:33:39,706 --> 01:33:43,197 - Oh, Louise from St. Louis. - You said you never saw it. 1256 01:33:43,376 --> 01:33:45,777 Well, jeez. 1257 01:33:45,946 --> 01:33:47,881 Now I feel bad. 1258 01:33:48,049 --> 01:33:51,575 If I had known we were exchanging gifts... 1259 01:33:55,356 --> 01:33:58,188 ...I would have bought you one two weeks ago... 1260 01:33:58,359 --> 01:34:00,918 ...and hidden it here. 1261 01:34:04,399 --> 01:34:09,027 - That is not what I think it is. - I don't know, open it. 1262 01:34:21,983 --> 01:34:23,848 Oh, my God. 1263 01:34:24,118 --> 01:34:26,245 My very own Louis Vuitton? 1264 01:34:26,422 --> 01:34:29,252 That's right. No more rental for you. 1265 01:34:29,791 --> 01:34:32,691 Look who's home from the big city. 1266 01:34:34,328 --> 01:34:37,319 It was the best money I'd ever spent. 1267 01:34:38,199 --> 01:34:41,327 New Year's Eve and a cup of noodles. 1268 01:34:50,779 --> 01:34:53,213 So you remember what you're gonna say at midnight? 1269 01:34:53,382 --> 01:34:56,543 - Happy New Year. - Yeah. 1270 01:34:56,717 --> 01:34:59,515 Except you're gonna say it much more excited than that. 1271 01:34:59,687 --> 01:35:04,988 - You're gonna say, "Happy New Year!" - Happy New Year. 1272 01:35:05,160 --> 01:35:09,721 Yeah. And you say that and then you kiss. 1273 01:35:17,572 --> 01:35:19,096 All right. 1274 01:35:19,774 --> 01:35:21,765 - All ready to go, B-boy? - Yeah. 1275 01:35:21,943 --> 01:35:24,934 Did you remember to pack the Batman that Santa brought you? 1276 01:35:25,113 --> 01:35:26,477 I think it's in the kitchen. 1277 01:35:26,648 --> 01:35:28,739 Oh, you gotta have the new Batman, huh? 1278 01:35:36,625 --> 01:35:38,820 You got plans with the girls? 1279 01:35:38,993 --> 01:35:40,290 Um... 1280 01:35:40,462 --> 01:35:43,328 We're all kind of staying in tonight. 1281 01:35:45,199 --> 01:35:48,191 Would you like to come out and eat with us? 1282 01:35:49,504 --> 01:35:52,769 We could go someplace on your side of the bridge. 1283 01:35:52,941 --> 01:35:55,773 No. Thank you. 1284 01:35:59,915 --> 01:36:02,748 Miranda, I never meant to hurt you. 1285 01:36:07,121 --> 01:36:09,112 I found him. 1286 01:36:09,956 --> 01:36:13,290 - Batman. - Oh, there he is. Batman. 1287 01:36:13,460 --> 01:36:15,087 - Okay. - Okay. 1288 01:36:15,263 --> 01:36:16,924 - Put your hat on. - Yeah. 1289 01:36:17,097 --> 01:36:20,125 - It's snowing out. - Here you go. 1290 01:36:20,303 --> 01:36:23,031 I'm gonna bring Batman. Okay. 1291 01:36:23,205 --> 01:36:24,934 Happy New Year. 1292 01:36:25,774 --> 01:36:27,035 Happy New Year. 1293 01:36:28,242 --> 01:36:29,402 Kiss. 1294 01:36:40,322 --> 01:36:42,619 All right, I'll see you tomorrow. 1295 01:36:45,595 --> 01:36:47,494 This is my new... 1296 01:36:50,298 --> 01:36:52,095 You know what we're gonna do? 1297 01:36:52,267 --> 01:36:55,462 We're gonna light a firecracker at midnight. 1298 01:37:46,922 --> 01:37:49,686 - Hello? Happy New Year. 1299 01:37:49,857 --> 01:37:51,520 We're having a fabulous time. 1300 01:37:51,693 --> 01:37:54,218 The only thing missing is you. Come. 1301 01:37:54,396 --> 01:37:57,832 That's sweet but I can't. I'm... I'm writing. 1302 01:37:58,000 --> 01:37:59,967 Oh, okay. 1303 01:38:00,536 --> 01:38:02,162 You're not really writing, are you? 1304 01:38:03,739 --> 01:38:07,038 No. You're not really having a fabulous time, are you? 1305 01:38:07,209 --> 01:38:08,870 No. Rescue me. 1306 01:38:10,546 --> 01:38:11,977 There's no one fun here. 1307 01:38:12,147 --> 01:38:13,910 It's very forced-festive. 1308 01:38:14,082 --> 01:38:17,313 Oh, yes. That's just what every New Year's Eve party needs... 1309 01:38:17,486 --> 01:38:19,647 ...a visit from the lost Brontë sister. 1310 01:38:20,989 --> 01:38:23,149 Well, better a Brontë sister than a Hilton sister. 1311 01:38:23,326 --> 01:38:25,349 Thanks, but... 1312 01:38:25,526 --> 01:38:30,122 ...by 10 p. m. I will be in bed asleep... 1313 01:38:31,098 --> 01:38:37,059 ...and blissfully unaware of how fabulous this night is supposed to be. 1314 01:38:58,127 --> 01:39:00,059 - Hello? So I thought... 1315 01:39:00,227 --> 01:39:02,321 ...that one of the perks of having a family... 1316 01:39:02,498 --> 01:39:06,228 ...was that you didn't have to spend New Year's Eve alone with Chinese food. 1317 01:39:06,402 --> 01:39:08,890 I am alone with Chinese food. 1318 01:39:09,738 --> 01:39:13,435 - I was asleep. - Oh, shit. I'm sorry. 1319 01:39:13,610 --> 01:39:17,339 No, no, that's okay. Where's Brady? 1320 01:39:17,513 --> 01:39:21,210 - It's Steve's night. - Oh. Right. 1321 01:39:21,384 --> 01:39:26,150 - Don't wake up. Go... Go back to sleep. - No, it's okay. 1322 01:39:26,322 --> 01:39:28,789 - You all right? - I'm fine. 1323 01:39:28,956 --> 01:39:31,016 I got all choked up... 1324 01:39:31,194 --> 01:39:34,719 ...watching stupid New Year's Eve stuff alone on TV. 1325 01:39:34,897 --> 01:39:38,730 - You want me to come over? - I'm all the way downtown. 1326 01:39:38,900 --> 01:39:41,563 No, I can... You know, I can... I grab a cab. 1327 01:39:42,573 --> 01:39:46,337 On New Year's? No way. I'm... I'm... I'm fine. 1328 01:39:46,510 --> 01:39:48,910 Really. I just... I just wanted to talk a little. 1329 01:39:49,079 --> 01:39:52,672 Go back to sleep. I'll... I'll see you next year. 1330 01:39:53,148 --> 01:39:55,548 - Good night. - Good night. 1331 01:40:33,556 --> 01:40:35,047 Good one. 1332 01:40:41,130 --> 01:40:43,724 - It's almost time. - Champagne? 1333 01:40:54,009 --> 01:40:56,909 Oh, my God. Thank God you're here. 1334 01:42:30,206 --> 01:42:32,800 - Hey. - Oh, my God. 1335 01:42:33,176 --> 01:42:35,111 You're not alone. 1336 01:42:39,315 --> 01:42:42,216 Happy New Year. 1337 01:43:27,097 --> 01:43:29,257 - A young child that perhaps they've... - Oh! 1338 01:43:29,433 --> 01:43:31,297 - Hey, easy there, girl. - You all right? 1339 01:43:31,466 --> 01:43:32,492 Yeah. Thanks. 1340 01:43:32,670 --> 01:43:35,866 Three months driving in L.A. And I forgot how to use my fucking legs. 1341 01:43:36,040 --> 01:43:37,803 Every spring, the women of New York... 1342 01:43:37,975 --> 01:43:42,376 ...leave the foolish choices of their past behind and look forward to the future. 1343 01:43:42,545 --> 01:43:44,740 This is known as Fashion Week. 1344 01:43:44,982 --> 01:43:46,949 Excuse me. Hi. 1345 01:43:47,917 --> 01:43:49,543 Oh, there we are. 1346 01:43:50,153 --> 01:43:54,089 - We're in the front row? - I had to pull some strings. 1347 01:43:54,624 --> 01:43:56,682 - Very nice. - I should go thank them. 1348 01:43:56,860 --> 01:44:00,852 Decide where we're gonna go for lunch and I'll make a call. It's just like old times. 1349 01:44:01,466 --> 01:44:03,955 So this is what you all spent your Saturdays doing... 1350 01:44:04,135 --> 01:44:06,932 ...while I was with Brady and Steve at the Brooklyn Aquarium? 1351 01:44:07,604 --> 01:44:09,433 Well... 1352 01:44:09,706 --> 01:44:11,901 ...not every Saturday. 1353 01:44:12,075 --> 01:44:16,274 Just so you know, we always had front row at the mammal show. 1354 01:44:17,380 --> 01:44:19,506 Steve does the funniest dolphin impression. 1355 01:44:19,683 --> 01:44:23,550 Actually, it's more Steve as a dolphin. 1356 01:44:28,925 --> 01:44:30,722 You really can't forgive him? 1357 01:44:32,029 --> 01:44:33,620 Are you suggesting something? 1358 01:44:34,598 --> 01:44:37,464 I like Steve. I always liked Steve. 1359 01:44:37,634 --> 01:44:41,264 He's apologized 100 times. He's not seeing anyone else. 1360 01:44:41,439 --> 01:44:42,461 What's it gonna take? 1361 01:44:42,839 --> 01:44:44,931 Are you also suggesting that she forgive Big? 1362 01:44:45,109 --> 01:44:49,271 No. I could kill Big. 1363 01:44:49,713 --> 01:44:52,113 Sometimes when I'm running... 1364 01:44:52,414 --> 01:44:56,715 ...I imagine what I would say to him if I ever saw him again. 1365 01:44:56,887 --> 01:44:59,913 I have the perfect opening line. 1366 01:45:00,091 --> 01:45:02,057 Do you wanna hear it? 1367 01:45:02,893 --> 01:45:05,020 Uh, yeah. 1368 01:45:06,263 --> 01:45:09,288 I curse the day you were born. 1369 01:45:10,601 --> 01:45:14,127 That's impressive. You better work up a hand gesture to go with it. 1370 01:45:25,116 --> 01:45:27,084 I didn't know if it was the fashion... 1371 01:45:27,250 --> 01:45:30,048 ...or the fact that the four of us were together again... 1372 01:45:30,221 --> 01:45:32,951 ...but for the first time in a long time... 1373 01:45:33,124 --> 01:45:35,524 ...I felt like myself. 1374 01:46:06,592 --> 01:46:10,993 Well, let's get a cab, okay? I'm absolutely starving. I don't know what... 1375 01:46:11,161 --> 01:46:12,753 Fur is murder! 1376 01:46:12,929 --> 01:46:16,363 Murder! Murder! 1377 01:46:16,533 --> 01:46:20,595 - Murder! Murder! - God, I miss New York. 1378 01:46:23,504 --> 01:46:28,375 And a couple of weeks later, I met Saint Louise's St. Louis boyfriend, Will. 1379 01:46:28,546 --> 01:46:31,344 Over Christmas, they realized how much they loved each other. 1380 01:46:31,515 --> 01:46:33,176 - I'm Carrie. - Will. 1381 01:46:33,751 --> 01:46:36,014 Just in time for Valentine's Day. 1382 01:47:01,878 --> 01:47:02,904 Hello? 1383 01:47:03,081 --> 01:47:06,413 I'm calling to make sure that you aren't hanging from your shower rod. 1384 01:47:07,217 --> 01:47:11,017 - You called about an hour too early. - So, what's the V-Day plan? 1385 01:47:11,188 --> 01:47:14,714 Well, Miranda and I are going to dinner... 1386 01:47:14,892 --> 01:47:17,291 ...and then a very violent slasher movie. 1387 01:47:17,461 --> 01:47:19,053 - Perfect. - You? 1388 01:47:19,429 --> 01:47:22,660 I'm making Smith sushi. Pause for reaction. 1389 01:47:22,833 --> 01:47:24,699 Wow, you do that? 1390 01:47:24,869 --> 01:47:27,235 We took a class a while back. 1391 01:47:27,406 --> 01:47:29,532 And when he comes in that door at 7:30... 1392 01:47:29,708 --> 01:47:33,700 ...I'm going to surprise him by laying naked on the dining-room table... 1393 01:47:33,879 --> 01:47:36,210 ...covered with homemade sushi. 1394 01:47:36,381 --> 01:47:38,905 Boy, you do have time on your hands. 1395 01:47:39,350 --> 01:47:41,181 So, what else is new? 1396 01:48:04,808 --> 01:48:07,937 There is a whole lot of love in this room. 1397 01:48:08,113 --> 01:48:11,240 Is it me or is Valentine's Day this year on steroids? 1398 01:48:11,415 --> 01:48:14,942 No. I think it was like this last year. We just played for the other team. 1399 01:48:15,754 --> 01:48:18,813 Good evening. This is our Valentine's night menu. 1400 01:48:18,991 --> 01:48:22,756 All of our specials are romantically themed and designed to be split for two. 1401 01:48:22,926 --> 01:48:24,259 - Are we having wine? - Yes. 1402 01:48:24,430 --> 01:48:25,657 - Glass or a...? - Bottle. 1403 01:48:25,865 --> 01:48:28,764 I'll be right back to take you and your girlfriend's order. 1404 01:48:35,206 --> 01:48:39,005 Why would you have looked at the Vogue today of all days? 1405 01:48:39,175 --> 01:48:41,200 Because I'm an emotional cutter. 1406 01:48:42,381 --> 01:48:45,440 I deserve what I got. Running all over New York... 1407 01:48:45,617 --> 01:48:48,084 ...believing that I'm finally getting my happy ending. 1408 01:48:48,251 --> 01:48:49,913 "See? Love does conquer all. 1409 01:48:50,086 --> 01:48:52,249 Look at me in my one-of-a-kind wedding gown... 1410 01:48:52,424 --> 01:48:55,416 ...marrying the love of my life. " - Would you like another bot...? 1411 01:48:55,593 --> 01:48:56,992 - Yes. - Yes. 1412 01:48:58,563 --> 01:49:01,690 And Miranda, in that article, I did not say "we" once. 1413 01:49:02,134 --> 01:49:06,660 No. The whole article was "I think" and "I want. " 1414 01:49:06,838 --> 01:49:09,897 - It was from your point of view. - Yeah, exactly. My point of view. 1415 01:49:10,075 --> 01:49:13,375 Exactly. The whole wedding was my point of view. 1416 01:49:14,578 --> 01:49:17,306 I let... I let the wedding get bigger than Big. 1417 01:49:19,918 --> 01:49:23,353 I am the reason that he did not get out of the car. 1418 01:49:24,991 --> 01:49:26,513 Okay. 1419 01:49:27,293 --> 01:49:31,819 I said something to Big that I shouldn't have... 1420 01:49:31,997 --> 01:49:33,828 ...at the rehearsal dinner. 1421 01:49:34,331 --> 01:49:35,822 What do you mean? 1422 01:49:37,135 --> 01:49:40,194 After Steve showed up, I was really upset. 1423 01:49:40,372 --> 01:49:42,600 And I bumped into Big... 1424 01:49:45,309 --> 01:49:47,743 ...and I said that you two were crazy to get married. 1425 01:49:47,913 --> 01:49:50,244 Here we go, your Shiraz. 1426 01:49:59,791 --> 01:50:02,350 Okay, great. Thanks so much. 1427 01:50:06,799 --> 01:50:10,630 I'm sorry. I was upset. Steve had... 1428 01:50:10,801 --> 01:50:15,237 I have been going over this and over this in my mind for five months. 1429 01:50:16,974 --> 01:50:20,602 And for five months, you kept a secret like that? 1430 01:50:20,779 --> 01:50:23,305 - I tried to tell you once, but then... - Once? 1431 01:50:23,483 --> 01:50:26,076 You tried to tell me once? 1432 01:50:26,551 --> 01:50:29,451 You should have tried to tell me every single day. 1433 01:50:29,620 --> 01:50:32,054 I know. I was waiting for the right time. 1434 01:50:32,224 --> 01:50:35,124 There is no right time to tell me that you ruined my marriage. 1435 01:50:35,292 --> 01:50:37,817 It just happened. I wasn't thinking. 1436 01:50:39,899 --> 01:50:43,664 - Carrie, please don't go. - You know what I think hurts the most? 1437 01:50:44,535 --> 01:50:46,935 Is that you kept a secret from me. 1438 01:50:47,105 --> 01:50:51,405 And I have never, ever kept a secret from you. 1439 01:50:51,576 --> 01:50:53,237 Ever. 1440 01:50:55,547 --> 01:50:57,674 No, I'm lying. For the last five months... 1441 01:50:57,849 --> 01:51:02,182 ...I've been thinking that it is a huge mistake that you left Steve. 1442 01:51:02,354 --> 01:51:03,821 There. 1443 01:51:04,756 --> 01:51:06,518 How does it feel? 1444 01:51:06,691 --> 01:51:09,591 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1445 01:51:29,748 --> 01:51:31,772 Any minute now. 1446 01:51:41,627 --> 01:51:43,527 Hey, babe, it's me. Pick up. 1447 01:51:44,329 --> 01:51:45,886 Pick up. 1448 01:51:46,299 --> 01:51:48,425 All right, it's 7:20. I'm still at the studio. 1449 01:51:48,600 --> 01:51:52,560 We're behind. I'm gonna be a little bit late. Sorry. Bye. 1450 01:52:02,247 --> 01:52:03,941 Forty minutes later... 1451 01:52:04,115 --> 01:52:08,483 ...sushi, Samantha, still no Smith. 1452 01:52:15,027 --> 01:52:16,995 This is bullshit. 1453 01:52:48,228 --> 01:52:52,595 It was the same Valentine night Samantha had planned... 1454 01:52:52,765 --> 01:52:54,959 ...minus the sushi. 1455 01:52:56,535 --> 01:52:58,730 And the other woman. 1456 01:53:08,782 --> 01:53:10,611 I'm home. 1457 01:53:11,116 --> 01:53:13,915 - Man, that was a long day. - You're three hours late. 1458 01:53:14,087 --> 01:53:16,417 Bummer, I know. Did you eat? 1459 01:53:16,589 --> 01:53:18,079 Yes, I ate. 1460 01:53:18,257 --> 01:53:20,384 I ate the sushi that I hand-made for you. 1461 01:53:20,859 --> 01:53:25,796 The sushi that I laid all over my naked body as a Valentine surprise for you. 1462 01:53:26,266 --> 01:53:28,789 Why are you so upset? I called. 1463 01:53:28,968 --> 01:53:30,799 I couldn't pick up the phone. 1464 01:53:30,970 --> 01:53:33,962 My body was covered everywhere with sushi. 1465 01:53:34,141 --> 01:53:37,667 I got wasabi in places where one should never get wasabi. 1466 01:53:37,842 --> 01:53:42,906 Oh, you think it's funny that I slaved all day in this kitchen... 1467 01:53:43,083 --> 01:53:45,915 ...to make a lovely meal for you? 1468 01:53:46,752 --> 01:53:50,280 You made some sushi. It's not a big deal. 1469 01:53:50,457 --> 01:53:52,616 "Not a big deal. " Here. 1470 01:53:53,427 --> 01:53:54,825 I am not the type of woman... 1471 01:53:54,994 --> 01:53:57,292 ...who sits home all day waiting for a man! 1472 01:53:58,432 --> 01:54:02,993 Enjoy your California handmade roll! 1473 01:54:05,171 --> 01:54:08,606 Happy fucking Valentine's Day. 1474 01:54:16,749 --> 01:54:18,581 It's Carrie, leave me a message. 1475 01:54:18,752 --> 01:54:21,447 Carrie, it's me. Please pick up. 1476 01:54:21,619 --> 01:54:26,250 Three days of "I'm sorry" calls and e-mails and flowers... 1477 01:54:26,426 --> 01:54:28,359 ...and I still wasn't ready. 1478 01:54:28,527 --> 01:54:32,053 It was the longest we'd ever gone without speaking. 1479 01:54:38,704 --> 01:54:39,966 Carrie. 1480 01:54:40,539 --> 01:54:41,631 Hi. 1481 01:54:42,609 --> 01:54:46,203 - I need to talk to you. - How long have you been waiting here? 1482 01:54:47,881 --> 01:54:49,643 Seventeen-dollars long. 1483 01:54:52,217 --> 01:54:54,379 Please get in. It just hit 18. 1484 01:55:08,067 --> 01:55:12,697 - This is weird, not talking. - I'm upset. 1485 01:55:13,973 --> 01:55:18,604 Carrie, I understand, but it just happened. I never meant to hurt you. 1486 01:55:23,082 --> 01:55:25,072 You have to forgive me. 1487 01:55:26,820 --> 01:55:28,012 You know... 1488 01:55:28,187 --> 01:55:29,210 - What? - No. 1489 01:55:29,389 --> 01:55:31,480 No, please, what were you gonna say? 1490 01:55:31,657 --> 01:55:34,625 You badger me to forgive you in three days. 1491 01:55:34,794 --> 01:55:38,732 You won't even consider forgiving Steve for something he did six months ago. 1492 01:55:39,131 --> 01:55:40,689 It's not the same thing. 1493 01:55:41,736 --> 01:55:43,292 It's forgiveness. 1494 01:55:48,208 --> 01:55:51,041 I don't know that I can trust that it won't happen again. 1495 01:55:52,612 --> 01:55:54,375 Steve, you're very quiet today. 1496 01:55:56,215 --> 01:56:00,515 Miranda, I know I made it hard for you to trust me... 1497 01:56:03,788 --> 01:56:06,587 ...but you made it hard for me to trust you. - Me? 1498 01:56:06,759 --> 01:56:10,160 The way you treated me and cut me out of your life like that. 1499 01:56:10,329 --> 01:56:12,992 I mean, yeah, I broke a vow... 1500 01:56:13,167 --> 01:56:16,135 ...but what about the other vows? 1501 01:56:16,304 --> 01:56:20,261 Like promising to love someone for better or for worse. 1502 01:56:20,440 --> 01:56:22,169 What about that? 1503 01:56:22,809 --> 01:56:25,972 How do I know she's not gonna punish me for the rest of my life? 1504 01:56:26,145 --> 01:56:27,407 You don't. 1505 01:56:28,247 --> 01:56:32,776 And she doesn't know for sure that you won't have another indiscretion. 1506 01:56:35,355 --> 01:56:38,416 All you can know is that you wanna move forward... 1507 01:56:38,592 --> 01:56:42,995 ...and risk that the love you have for each other won't allow that to happen. 1508 01:56:46,299 --> 01:56:49,234 And that's what we'll discover here. 1509 01:56:55,042 --> 01:56:57,531 So we're done with our last session. 1510 01:56:57,710 --> 01:57:00,271 We're not allowed to talk to each other for two weeks... 1511 01:57:00,447 --> 01:57:04,176 ...while we figure out if being together again is something that we really want. 1512 01:57:04,350 --> 01:57:07,807 And then we had to pick a place to meet... 1513 01:57:07,987 --> 01:57:11,947 ...and if we both show up on that day, the past no longer exists. 1514 01:57:12,127 --> 01:57:14,821 It's like showing up is the promise to each other... 1515 01:57:14,996 --> 01:57:19,557 ...that we're both willing to let it all go and move forward. 1516 01:57:19,733 --> 01:57:21,063 Wow. 1517 01:57:21,235 --> 01:57:23,668 - Can you do that? - I don't know. 1518 01:57:23,838 --> 01:57:27,001 I don't know. I have a lot of thinking to do. 1519 01:57:27,174 --> 01:57:30,801 - Thinking? Or feeling? - What do you mean? 1520 01:57:30,977 --> 01:57:35,311 Well, Miranda, you're a lawyer. You know, you can argue both sides of any case. 1521 01:57:35,483 --> 01:57:40,886 But why we feel what we feel isn't logical. It's emotional. 1522 01:57:41,055 --> 01:57:42,919 So I'm sorry, Harvard, but I'm afraid... 1523 01:57:43,089 --> 01:57:46,547 ...you're gonna have to base this decision on your emotions. 1524 01:57:46,727 --> 01:57:49,921 Well, then I'm screwed. I don't know what I feel. 1525 01:57:50,096 --> 01:57:52,496 You will. There will come a moment when you know. 1526 01:57:52,666 --> 01:57:55,293 And if it's "yes," then all that brilliant logic... 1527 01:57:55,468 --> 01:57:58,062 ...it's gonna go right out the window with the past. 1528 01:57:58,239 --> 01:57:59,227 Ugh. 1529 01:57:59,405 --> 01:58:02,067 And I thought picking a spot to meet was gonna be the challenge. 1530 01:58:02,241 --> 01:58:05,440 - Where is it? - On the Brooklyn Bridge. 1531 01:58:06,615 --> 01:58:10,744 - Halfway between our two places. - Very logical, and yet poetic. 1532 01:58:11,283 --> 01:58:13,479 Poetic if we both show up. 1533 01:58:13,653 --> 01:58:16,418 Otherwise you're on a bridge, rejected. 1534 01:58:17,690 --> 01:58:19,682 It's not a good plan. 1535 01:58:25,066 --> 01:58:27,193 - Hey. Hey. 1536 01:58:27,701 --> 01:58:29,100 I got two pieces of good news. 1537 01:58:29,268 --> 01:58:31,932 - Oh, and I've got two coffees. - Thank you. 1538 01:58:32,106 --> 01:58:33,835 Here you go. So, what's up? 1539 01:58:34,009 --> 01:58:37,944 I just heard from your realtor and the apartment on 5th has finally sold. 1540 01:58:38,112 --> 01:58:42,548 You got 60 days before the new owner takes possession, and you're out of there. 1541 01:58:44,084 --> 01:58:45,984 And what is the other news? 1542 01:58:50,958 --> 01:58:54,824 I'm moving back to St. Louis and we're getting married in the fall. 1543 01:58:54,996 --> 01:58:56,427 Oh, my God. 1544 01:58:57,098 --> 01:58:59,965 Wait a minute, I gotta see that. 1545 01:59:00,165 --> 01:59:04,727 - Well, it's gorgeous. - And you know what? It ain't rented. 1546 01:59:09,075 --> 01:59:11,167 On the day of her decision deadline... 1547 01:59:11,344 --> 01:59:14,973 ...true to form, Miranda had argued both sides of the case. 1548 01:59:15,149 --> 01:59:16,673 Thank you. 1549 01:59:38,706 --> 01:59:40,696 It suddenly dawned on Miranda... 1550 01:59:40,875 --> 01:59:44,936 ...that Steve's list might have had more cons than pros. 1551 02:00:30,192 --> 02:00:33,216 And Miranda never looked back. 1552 02:00:38,934 --> 02:00:42,368 Well, almost never. 1553 02:00:42,536 --> 02:00:44,162 Kiss me. 1554 02:00:48,942 --> 02:00:52,605 Meanwhile, back in Lost Angeles... 1555 02:00:55,450 --> 02:00:59,079 Turns out New Age philosophy wasn't the secret. 1556 02:01:01,089 --> 02:01:04,718 Samantha had money, a career, and a man who loved her. 1557 02:01:04,894 --> 02:01:08,851 But still, she couldn't shake the feeling that something was missing from her life. 1558 02:01:09,029 --> 02:01:10,929 Baby, come back. 1559 02:01:11,432 --> 02:01:13,525 That's not our house. 1560 02:01:13,702 --> 02:01:16,363 Where are you going? 1561 02:01:53,340 --> 02:01:55,900 Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. 1562 02:01:56,077 --> 02:01:57,474 I'm your next-door neighbor... 1563 02:01:57,645 --> 02:02:00,342 ...and my dog ran up on your dick... Deck. 1564 02:02:03,284 --> 02:02:06,412 Suddenly it wasn't so secret what she was missing. 1565 02:02:06,787 --> 02:02:08,119 Wanna join me? 1566 02:02:11,992 --> 02:02:13,550 Uh... 1567 02:02:18,065 --> 02:02:20,899 Hey. I'm Dante. 1568 02:02:21,068 --> 02:02:23,832 Stop by anytime. 1569 02:02:26,075 --> 02:02:28,134 It was official. 1570 02:02:28,310 --> 02:02:30,801 From the minute she met Dante... 1571 02:02:30,979 --> 02:02:34,073 ...Samantha was in hell. 1572 02:02:35,952 --> 02:02:39,045 And by spring, I looked like my old self... 1573 02:02:39,220 --> 02:02:43,019 ...in my new apartment, just in time for the baby shower. 1574 02:02:43,191 --> 02:02:45,591 - Oh, excuse me, honey. Hi. - Sure. 1575 02:02:45,760 --> 02:02:46,783 Hi. 1576 02:02:46,962 --> 02:02:49,487 A woman put a glass on your new desk without a coaster. 1577 02:02:49,664 --> 02:02:52,222 I said, "If you do it again, I'm gonna break your arm. " 1578 02:02:52,399 --> 02:02:53,423 - Thanks. - Bathroom? 1579 02:02:53,602 --> 02:02:56,197 - Yes. Hey, how's it going? - Pretty good, I think. 1580 02:02:56,372 --> 02:02:57,838 Good, good, good. 1581 02:02:58,006 --> 02:03:00,474 Where's Samantha? Her plane landed two hours ago. 1582 02:03:00,642 --> 02:03:03,042 Oh, you know her. She's probably working out first. 1583 02:03:03,211 --> 02:03:05,042 There's no place like home. 1584 02:03:05,214 --> 02:03:07,373 Sweetie. 1585 02:03:09,518 --> 02:03:10,849 You have a rat in your purse. 1586 02:03:11,020 --> 02:03:13,282 - That rat better be housebroken. - Take your coat? 1587 02:03:13,456 --> 02:03:16,389 - Sure. - Hey, cute bag. 1588 02:03:17,659 --> 02:03:19,147 Oh, my gosh, Samantha. 1589 02:03:21,428 --> 02:03:23,624 You have a dog. 1590 02:03:23,799 --> 02:03:26,767 Did you ever think you'd see the day? Me with a pooch? 1591 02:03:26,935 --> 02:03:28,698 Mother of God, what's with the gut? 1592 02:03:30,706 --> 02:03:32,605 Well, she's eating something out there. 1593 02:03:33,475 --> 02:03:35,534 - Come on in! Hi! 1594 02:03:35,710 --> 02:03:37,438 We've been waiting for you. 1595 02:03:41,317 --> 02:03:44,682 I eat so I won't cheat. 1596 02:03:44,853 --> 02:03:46,514 What exactly are you eating? 1597 02:03:46,922 --> 02:03:49,186 Everything except Dante's dick. 1598 02:03:49,356 --> 02:03:52,019 Language, please. This is a grown-up apartment now. 1599 02:03:52,929 --> 02:03:56,057 I guess I didn't realize how big I was until I saw it on your faces. 1600 02:03:56,233 --> 02:03:59,065 How...? And I say this with love. 1601 02:03:59,235 --> 02:04:01,758 How could you not realize it? 1602 02:04:01,938 --> 02:04:05,305 - I've been avoiding mirrors. - Well, I'm proud of you for not cheating. 1603 02:04:05,475 --> 02:04:07,566 I don't think there's anything to be proud of. 1604 02:04:07,743 --> 02:04:11,873 I stuff my face to stop myself from doing something that feels natural to me. 1605 02:04:12,047 --> 02:04:16,279 Now, listen, this isn't about the weight. You would look gorgeous at any size. 1606 02:04:16,451 --> 02:04:19,977 - But are you happy? - Well... 1607 02:04:21,556 --> 02:04:26,790 ...relationships aren't always about being happy, right? 1608 02:04:26,963 --> 02:04:29,590 I mean, how often do you feel happy in your relationship? 1609 02:04:30,432 --> 02:04:32,731 I'm pretty sure that's to you. 1610 02:04:33,869 --> 02:04:37,234 - Every day. - You feel happy every day? 1611 02:04:37,406 --> 02:04:41,433 Not all day every day, but every day. 1612 02:04:41,611 --> 02:04:44,099 When was the last time you felt happy? 1613 02:04:44,279 --> 02:04:46,371 Six months ago. 1614 02:04:46,648 --> 02:04:49,582 I think that's normal for L.A. 1615 02:04:49,751 --> 02:04:52,481 - What am I gonna do? - What's your gut tell you? 1616 02:04:55,824 --> 02:05:00,625 I know, but Smith stayed with me through chemo. 1617 02:05:01,797 --> 02:05:04,630 And if he can stay with me through that... 1618 02:05:04,799 --> 02:05:08,064 ...then I should be able to stay in this relationship for him. 1619 02:05:08,237 --> 02:05:11,968 Sweetie, you just compared your relationship to chemo. 1620 02:05:12,140 --> 02:05:16,666 There we were, the three mirrors Samantha couldn't avoid. 1621 02:05:16,844 --> 02:05:18,869 And Samantha? 1622 02:05:19,383 --> 02:05:21,942 That pillow cost $300. 1623 02:05:31,627 --> 02:05:33,594 Hi. 1624 02:05:33,762 --> 02:05:35,731 My little monster. Hi. 1625 02:05:37,400 --> 02:05:40,265 Hey. You're home. 1626 02:05:40,434 --> 02:05:43,994 - I thought you were staying the week. - We need to talk. 1627 02:05:45,307 --> 02:05:47,570 Oh, man. 1628 02:05:49,445 --> 02:05:52,471 - I knew this was coming. - Yeah. 1629 02:05:52,648 --> 02:05:54,514 This isn't working. 1630 02:05:54,684 --> 02:05:58,641 I've done my best. I've given it five years and 15 pounds. 1631 02:05:58,821 --> 02:06:00,720 Well, what? 1632 02:06:02,893 --> 02:06:06,759 - You don't love me anymore? - Yes, I love you. 1633 02:06:07,296 --> 02:06:08,523 It's just... 1634 02:06:10,865 --> 02:06:14,324 I'm just gonna say the thing you're not supposed to say. 1635 02:06:14,870 --> 02:06:17,303 I love you but I love me more. 1636 02:06:17,473 --> 02:06:20,967 And I've been in a relationship with myself for 49 years... 1637 02:06:21,145 --> 02:06:23,077 ...and that's the one I need to work on. 1638 02:06:25,814 --> 02:06:30,219 You're gonna find a wonderful woman who loves being in a relationship. 1639 02:06:33,423 --> 02:06:35,514 What will you find? 1640 02:06:36,159 --> 02:06:37,625 I don't know. 1641 02:06:38,326 --> 02:06:40,955 But that's a risk I'm willing to take. 1642 02:06:45,400 --> 02:06:50,169 - Hey, no. Keep it. - Okay. 1643 02:06:53,075 --> 02:06:55,635 Every time I look down at it... 1644 02:06:59,014 --> 02:07:01,278 ...I'm gonna think of you. 1645 02:07:03,586 --> 02:07:07,647 Some love stories aren't epic novels. Some are short stories. 1646 02:07:07,824 --> 02:07:11,758 But that doesn't make them any less filled with love. 1647 02:07:12,262 --> 02:07:13,728 At this time... 1648 02:07:13,896 --> 02:07:16,161 ...we ask that all passengers fasten their seat belts... 1649 02:07:16,333 --> 02:07:18,733 ...in preparation for landing. 1650 02:07:19,202 --> 02:07:22,261 We're landing in New York. 1651 02:07:22,671 --> 02:07:24,264 I'm gonna need to take that now. 1652 02:07:26,976 --> 02:07:29,740 Okay. Here we go now. Give me that. 1653 02:07:32,948 --> 02:07:35,849 As someone returned to my life... 1654 02:07:36,018 --> 02:07:37,042 ...someone left. 1655 02:07:37,219 --> 02:07:39,380 - Stamps, mailing labels. - Okay. 1656 02:07:39,556 --> 02:07:43,185 And I put all your unopened mail from your P.O. Box in these envelopes. 1657 02:07:43,360 --> 02:07:44,884 All right. 1658 02:07:48,798 --> 02:07:50,959 And please, please... 1659 02:07:51,133 --> 02:07:54,193 ...do not make a mess out of CarrieBradshaw. Com. 1660 02:07:54,371 --> 02:07:57,828 - Okay. - It's my masterpiece. 1661 02:07:58,807 --> 02:08:02,436 - What am I gonna do without you? - You'll find some other girl... 1662 02:08:03,079 --> 02:08:05,012 ...but she won't have my style. 1663 02:08:06,047 --> 02:08:08,072 Saint Louise. 1664 02:08:09,620 --> 02:08:11,347 You brought me back to life. 1665 02:08:11,954 --> 02:08:15,391 And you gave me Louise Vuitton. 1666 02:08:21,765 --> 02:08:25,166 Serious. We need to stop crying. 1667 02:08:26,435 --> 02:08:28,596 - Your keys. - Oh, thanks. 1668 02:08:28,772 --> 02:08:32,036 Wait, wait, wait. Don't forget your love. 1669 02:08:32,908 --> 02:08:36,139 No. I found my love. 1670 02:08:36,446 --> 02:08:38,878 I'm leaving that with you. 1671 02:08:39,583 --> 02:08:43,576 - See you at my wedding. - I'll meet you in St. Louis. 1672 02:08:47,524 --> 02:08:49,015 Bye. 1673 02:08:55,732 --> 02:08:57,426 And a couple of weeks later... 1674 02:08:57,601 --> 02:09:00,764 ...a slow-moving Charlotte grabbed a quick lunch. 1675 02:09:00,938 --> 02:09:02,733 - Well, when are you due? - Next week. 1676 02:09:02,904 --> 02:09:06,101 - You look gorgeous. - Oh, thank you. 1677 02:09:18,054 --> 02:09:21,683 - Hi. Can I get you something to drink? - No, no. 1678 02:09:21,859 --> 02:09:24,258 - No? - No. I can't stay. 1679 02:09:24,728 --> 02:09:27,389 Help me. Help me move the table. 1680 02:09:30,900 --> 02:09:32,491 Charlotte. 1681 02:09:33,437 --> 02:09:35,596 Charlotte, wait. Wait. 1682 02:09:35,770 --> 02:09:39,035 Charlotte. Charlotte, don't run, you're pregnant. 1683 02:09:39,208 --> 02:09:42,906 I don't wanna see you. I'm so mad at you. 1684 02:09:43,080 --> 02:09:47,778 I was always on your side. And then you go and you do that to Carrie. 1685 02:09:47,951 --> 02:09:53,287 No! No! I'm not gonna cry. I'm not gonna waste tears on you. 1686 02:09:54,557 --> 02:09:57,457 I curse the day you were born. 1687 02:10:01,264 --> 02:10:03,788 I think my water just broke. Oh, my God. 1688 02:10:03,968 --> 02:10:06,094 - Taxi! - My car's right there. 1689 02:10:06,268 --> 02:10:08,897 I don't wanna get in your car! Taxi! 1690 02:10:09,073 --> 02:10:11,666 Please, I gotta get you to the hospital, okay? Please? 1691 02:10:12,642 --> 02:10:13,665 - Okay? Lenox Hill. 1692 02:10:13,844 --> 02:10:15,435 Okay. Start the car. 1693 02:10:24,320 --> 02:10:25,311 Hey. 1694 02:10:25,489 --> 02:10:29,652 Hi. Congratulations. A girl. 1695 02:10:30,125 --> 02:10:32,923 It's my lot in life to be surrounded by beautiful women. 1696 02:10:33,697 --> 02:10:35,130 Come here. 1697 02:10:40,438 --> 02:10:43,930 - She's gorgeous. - Say hello to Rose. 1698 02:10:44,109 --> 02:10:48,601 - Rose. What a beautiful name. - It's after Harry's bubbe. 1699 02:10:48,778 --> 02:10:51,974 Now we got a Lily and a Rose. 1700 02:10:52,651 --> 02:10:54,083 Well... 1701 02:10:54,251 --> 02:10:58,049 ...I have to say, you two are very cool customers... 1702 02:10:58,222 --> 02:11:03,454 ...making the "baby's here" call without all the "I'm in labor" drama. 1703 02:11:03,626 --> 02:11:06,219 There was plenty of drama. 1704 02:11:07,162 --> 02:11:09,961 My water broke while I was standing in front of a restaurant. 1705 02:11:10,368 --> 02:11:14,531 - Wow, that's very dramatic. - Wait, wait, she's not done. 1706 02:11:14,706 --> 02:11:17,696 - It broke while I was talking to Big. - What? 1707 02:11:17,874 --> 02:11:19,934 See? Drama. 1708 02:11:20,112 --> 02:11:22,738 I ran into him and I got so upset, my water broke. 1709 02:11:23,749 --> 02:11:27,478 He brought her to the hospital, stayed until the baby was born. 1710 02:11:28,652 --> 02:11:31,211 I think he was hoping to see you. 1711 02:11:34,324 --> 02:11:38,525 Well, today is not about him. It's about beautiful baby Rose. 1712 02:11:39,663 --> 02:11:43,222 So we know she has Charlotte's hair. What else do we know? 1713 02:11:45,969 --> 02:11:49,929 - She's a doll. Mazel tov. - Thank you. 1714 02:11:50,941 --> 02:11:52,406 Bye. 1715 02:11:52,778 --> 02:11:55,906 He asked me to ask you to call him. 1716 02:11:56,781 --> 02:11:59,841 I know, it's none of my business, but I felt bad for the schmuck... 1717 02:12:00,017 --> 02:12:02,313 ...hanging around the hospital hoping to see you. 1718 02:12:02,485 --> 02:12:07,184 Every time he heard someone in heels walking down the hall, his heart stopped. 1719 02:12:09,060 --> 02:12:13,496 Harry, it's... It's so much more complicated than you can imagine. 1720 02:12:13,665 --> 02:12:17,623 I know it is, and you have every right to never call him, but I just... 1721 02:12:17,802 --> 02:12:21,670 I'm a big pile of love today and I feel bad for the guy. 1722 02:12:21,838 --> 02:12:24,739 He said he's been writing you, but you never responded. 1723 02:12:26,377 --> 02:12:27,808 No, he's never written to me. 1724 02:12:27,978 --> 02:12:31,070 He said he wrote because he didn't have your phone number. 1725 02:12:32,117 --> 02:12:35,051 No, he's never written. Ever. 1726 02:12:35,219 --> 02:12:38,245 Then why would he say he had? 1727 02:13:18,629 --> 02:13:23,588 Two hours, two manila envelopes and countless e-mails later... 1728 02:13:23,767 --> 02:13:27,897 ...I was just about to give up on the big riddle when... 1729 02:13:28,072 --> 02:13:32,599 I had told Louise to put Big in a place where I would never have to hear from him again. 1730 02:13:44,757 --> 02:13:46,189 This is Louise, leave a message. 1731 02:13:46,357 --> 02:13:48,348 Hey... Hey, Louise, it's me. 1732 02:13:48,527 --> 02:13:52,894 Can you give me the password for your assistant file? 1733 02:13:53,064 --> 02:13:54,496 Um... 1734 02:13:54,666 --> 02:13:57,066 Okay, call me. Thanks. 1735 02:13:59,371 --> 02:14:01,598 Oh, shit. 1736 02:14:17,922 --> 02:14:21,483 As soon as I typed in "love," there he was. 1737 02:14:26,764 --> 02:14:29,062 And because Big still didn't have the words... 1738 02:14:29,234 --> 02:14:31,930 ...he retyped a love letter from Beethoven. 1739 02:14:34,039 --> 02:14:35,266 And Lord Byron. 1740 02:14:36,875 --> 02:14:39,208 And John Keats. 1741 02:14:39,545 --> 02:14:40,841 And Voltaire. 1742 02:14:41,546 --> 02:14:45,641 There they were, the love letters of great men, volume one. 1743 02:14:45,816 --> 02:14:50,254 Plus one more written by John James Preston. 1744 02:15:06,472 --> 02:15:08,961 I wanted to call him, but our love... 1745 02:15:09,141 --> 02:15:12,370 ...Carrie and Big, volumes one, two and three... 1746 02:15:12,844 --> 02:15:14,744 ...stopped me. 1747 02:15:20,085 --> 02:15:21,109 Hello? 1748 02:15:21,285 --> 02:15:24,255 I didn't hear my phone. We're shopping for my wedding gown. 1749 02:15:24,422 --> 02:15:26,583 That dress makes your boobies look big. 1750 02:15:26,758 --> 02:15:29,625 - Mama, can you please? This is a work call. - Shut up. 1751 02:15:29,795 --> 02:15:34,594 - No, it's okay, I figured it out. - Well, I was gonna call you anyway. 1752 02:15:34,767 --> 02:15:37,098 Today is the final day on the 5th Avenue apartment. 1753 02:15:37,268 --> 02:15:39,461 You have till 6:00 before they change the locks. 1754 02:15:39,639 --> 02:15:41,402 No, I don't need to go over there. 1755 02:15:41,973 --> 02:15:43,907 Do you not want those never-worn shoes? 1756 02:15:44,075 --> 02:15:46,440 Oh, God, I completely forgot. 1757 02:15:46,610 --> 02:15:50,237 If you don't, you can send them to me and I'll squeeze my feet into them. 1758 02:15:50,415 --> 02:15:52,280 But it's already 5:00. 1759 02:15:52,449 --> 02:15:55,940 Hello? They are never-been-worn, $400 shoes. 1760 02:15:56,121 --> 02:16:00,992 Actually 525. Yeah, okay. All right, thanks. Bye. 1761 02:16:01,827 --> 02:16:03,885 Taxi! 1762 02:16:13,339 --> 02:16:16,830 The light in our prewar apartment... 1763 02:16:17,008 --> 02:16:20,307 ...looked completely different postwar. 1764 02:16:40,931 --> 02:16:45,632 I was gonna get these to you. I didn't want it to be a total loss. 1765 02:16:45,938 --> 02:16:49,805 It wasn't logic, it was love. 1766 02:17:10,930 --> 02:17:13,898 Why did we ever decide to get married? 1767 02:17:16,067 --> 02:17:21,562 I guess we were afraid it would mean something if we didn't. 1768 02:17:25,812 --> 02:17:28,644 I'm sorry to have done that to you. 1769 02:17:29,581 --> 02:17:32,277 I'm sorry to have done that to you. 1770 02:17:36,255 --> 02:17:38,346 You know the funny part? 1771 02:17:40,392 --> 02:17:42,586 Is there a funny part? 1772 02:17:42,762 --> 02:17:47,061 We were perfectly happy before we decided to live happily ever after. 1773 02:17:47,532 --> 02:17:49,397 Guess the joke's on us. 1774 02:17:58,444 --> 02:18:02,312 - It's a good closet. - Thanks. 1775 02:18:05,584 --> 02:18:07,949 It's comfortable. 1776 02:18:08,320 --> 02:18:11,651 Is this what you had in mind when you installed the carpet? 1777 02:18:12,692 --> 02:18:15,683 I'd like to think I was that smooth. 1778 02:18:23,101 --> 02:18:26,936 We better get up before the new owners bust in on us. 1779 02:18:36,015 --> 02:18:39,745 And the way we decided to get married... 1780 02:18:39,919 --> 02:18:41,852 ...it was all business. 1781 02:18:42,020 --> 02:18:44,147 No romance. 1782 02:18:46,659 --> 02:18:51,755 That's not the way you propose to someone. 1783 02:18:53,199 --> 02:18:55,167 This is. 1784 02:18:58,705 --> 02:19:00,764 Carrie Bradshaw... 1785 02:19:01,474 --> 02:19:02,838 ...love of my life... 1786 02:19:05,743 --> 02:19:07,768 ...will you marry me? 1787 02:19:12,651 --> 02:19:14,981 See, this is why there's a diamond. 1788 02:19:15,154 --> 02:19:17,281 You need to do something to close the deal. 1789 02:19:41,847 --> 02:19:43,040 And forsaking all others... 1790 02:19:43,216 --> 02:19:47,117 And in the end, Carrie Bradshaw married John James Preston... 1791 02:19:47,287 --> 02:19:48,949 ...in a label-less dress. - I do. 1792 02:19:49,421 --> 02:19:52,084 Then by the power vested in me by the state of New York... 1793 02:19:52,260 --> 02:19:56,820 ...I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride. 1794 02:20:07,439 --> 02:20:09,405 Ever thine. Ever mine. 1795 02:20:10,210 --> 02:20:12,871 Ever ours. 1796 02:20:15,315 --> 02:20:17,645 So you're okay that it was just us? 1797 02:20:17,816 --> 02:20:22,378 It was perfect. You and me, like I said. 1798 02:20:22,556 --> 02:20:25,819 Still, it would have been nice if you had the girls here. 1799 02:20:27,493 --> 02:20:29,893 Which is why I called them. 1800 02:20:34,202 --> 02:20:36,895 - Hi, Carrie! - Mazel tov! 1801 02:20:40,105 --> 02:20:43,200 - Ham and eggs. Ham and eggs for you, sir. - Yup, that's me. 1802 02:20:43,376 --> 02:20:46,035 It wasn't a fancy, designer reception either. 1803 02:20:46,579 --> 02:20:48,706 Just food and friends. 1804 02:20:50,917 --> 02:20:52,781 Butter, ma'am? 1805 02:20:55,055 --> 02:20:56,749 How's the marriage going? 1806 02:21:16,943 --> 02:21:22,107 "And as I put the wedding gown away, I couldn't help but wonder: 1807 02:21:22,282 --> 02:21:26,481 'Why is it that we're willing to write our own vows... 1808 02:21:26,653 --> 02:21:30,145 ...but not our own rules?"' 1809 02:21:30,390 --> 02:21:32,879 And that's just a little something I'm working on. 1810 02:21:35,329 --> 02:21:37,091 Thank you. 1811 02:21:38,765 --> 02:21:40,424 Oh, my God. 1812 02:21:42,868 --> 02:21:45,495 Maybe some labels are best left in the closet. 1813 02:21:45,671 --> 02:21:47,196 Maybe when we label people: 1814 02:21:47,375 --> 02:21:51,606 "Bride," "groom," "husband," "wife," "married," "single"... 1815 02:21:51,778 --> 02:21:55,270 ...we forget to look past the label to the person. 1816 02:21:56,484 --> 02:21:59,507 - This is delicious. - Why did we ever stop drinking these? 1817 02:21:59,685 --> 02:22:03,314 - Because everyone else started. - Well, that one's an oldie but goodie. 1818 02:22:03,490 --> 02:22:06,288 And speaking of an oldie but goodie... 1819 02:22:09,228 --> 02:22:11,322 - Happy birthday. - Happy birthday. 1820 02:22:12,298 --> 02:22:14,322 Wait, wait, wait. A toast. 1821 02:22:14,501 --> 02:22:16,024 To Samantha. 1822 02:22:16,203 --> 02:22:18,966 Fifty and fabulous. 1823 02:22:25,077 --> 02:22:26,909 To us... 1824 02:22:28,649 --> 02:22:29,741 ...and the next 50. 1825 02:22:29,917 --> 02:22:32,215 To the next 50. 1826 02:22:34,320 --> 02:22:38,690 And there, in the same city where they met as girls... 1827 02:22:38,859 --> 02:22:43,190 ...four New York women entered the next phase of their lives... 1828 02:22:43,362 --> 02:22:46,992 ...dressed head to toe in love. 1829 02:22:47,635 --> 02:22:49,829 And that's the one label... 1830 02:22:50,006 --> 02:22:53,201 ...that never goes out of style. 1831 02:23:02,416 --> 02:23:07,232 1832 02:23:13,297 --> 02:23:22,391