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Woo hoo!
Hello friends.
I'm Charlie Chapfin,
monster mutant the funniest comedian
this ocean has ever existed.
Do I have a joke for you.
This is it.
What is chicken, oh no, wait.
Why do whales, no, it's not a whale.
This is jellyfish, huh.
A jellyfish goes into a clam.
Two suckers go into the fields?
Oh the slime of the sea, I raved.
Hi lampies and germs,
That's Charlie Chapfin.
Isn't he alright?
Well, he is something, right?
Charlie, it appeared, they announced it.
That happened.
I can't believe that finally happened.
What?
Hunger storm, Charlie, Haven't you heard?
That really happened.
What are you talking about, Mucus?
I don't think you've heard it yet.
If you've heard,
You will really jump out of your scales.
What happened, Mucus, what is that?
I don't think I can stand the tension next time.
OK, here it is.
I heard from seaweed that they will announce
the cutest monster fish in the sea contest.
What is that?
The cutest monster fish in the sea contest.
They will win the cutest monster fish in the ocean.
No way!
Ways!
That happened two weeks from now.
Two weeks?
Yes, I know, right?
We hardly have time to prepare it.
We have to practice,
We have to write new material, we have to...
We have to win.
I don't really worry about you, Mucus.
You are the funniest slime on Shmirt.
Do you think so, Charlie?
Yes, there is no mucus, moss, fungus, or mold spores more funny than you.
Well, that's my father's side , you see.
They are a bunch of very hard mucilage
from sewage disposal.
They really can find humor in everything.
My mother's side, on the other side, is just a group
from blubber fish which is really boring.
Oh, blubberfish, huh.
Not too funny.
I don't know, Charlie, sometimes I'm not sure
I inherited the slime edge.
I mean, I can start jokes, but it keeps going
down from there, as if I started
full of cute slime, and then slowly I tapered down
for blubberfish blah.
You're funny, slime.
You understand.
You can make mutants and laugh fish.
I don't know, Charlie.
This contest is not a little cloudy local fish
where can I tell my line with a group
sea spores and spots mushrooms, this is great.
That's very big.
That is a big league.
I will never have a chance.
- Maybe you can... - Oh, Mucus.
A group of crabs only gave me a uniform claw.
I also don't think I'm ready.
Fish and mutants, our next funny action
comes from an ocean that is deep on Neptune Bay.
Everyone, big circle claws locked and pat fins for our Jelly Fun that is inimitable, is incomparable, unmatched.
Jelly Fun.
He fell dead funny.
Look, what did I say to you?
We are in deep water.
We don't have a chance with Jelly Fun.
Mucus, Mucus.
She's so beautiful.
But he is a competitor.
I know, it makes it more beautiful,
didn't you find it?
Do you know what, Charlie?
What?
I think I'm in love.
Oh, Mucus.
Do you think Jelly Fun is funny?
Oh no, Brute.
My spores, the most evil mutant bullies in all Shmirt.
I'll show you funny.
See my new actions.
Observe and learn, friends My fish are funny and not funny.
Lumpsuckers and sardines.
Next is last year's favorite sea creature,
Mutant Fish and Shmirt mutants that best qualify,
only, and only Brute.
Thank you, thank you.
And for this night show , I'll do it
imitation of a good friend I'm Charlie Chapfin.
Two stinging tuna goes into a clam.
No, wait, did I say tuna?
I mean salmon, or maybe I mean sardines.
Or maybe...
Sardine tuna salmon.
With all these mutant fish , I got confused.
Oh, my fin.
This is very embarrassing, Charlie.
Isn't it Brute cool?
And now, mutants and fish monsters are out there,
I have an announcement, directly from
Monster Comedy Club.
- Here it is. - I announce the funniest
monster fish in a sea contest.
Listen...
For all creatures funny from the Shmirt sea.
This is your chance to shine.
Your chance to show the entire planet Shmirt
that you are the funniest creature of all.
It's time to make it official, friends.
With a fish contest the funniest monster in the sea,
We will crown our creature Shmirt the funniest
once and for all.
How do you think we beat Jelly Fun and Bruce,
and they are not the only ones.
What about Pete Pancake Snark?
Talking about pancakes.
Oh no, insult never stops.
Hi friends.
Hey Pancake Pete.
Hey, Pete Pancake.
Do you hear?
Yes, yes, we have heard.
You participate, of course.
Oh, friends, I'm not sure.
What do you mean?
You are the funniest shark pancake on Shmirt.
Yes, there are no pancakes, waffles, or dried shark puffs more funny than you.
Yes, that might be true, but...
- But? - This contest
not on some sharks and lamp ray dive
where I tell jokes to some low water electric eels.
- Moments. - Precisely.
How can I expect to compete?
I think I'll go cry now.
See you later.
Poor Pete Pancakes.
Poor us.
If Pete's Pancakes don't think he's good enough,
We both will never have a chance.
We need help.
Do you think about what I think?
Depends on what you think.
What do we think about?
The Maestro.
I heard he trained hundreds of comedian monsters,
spian mutants, and ventriloquist fish,
entire sea of Shmirt.
I have heard he helped fashion all kinds of sea creatures
become famous, famous entertainer Shmirt.
We have to find the Maestro.
But where?
Nobody heard from him in millions of years.
Some even say he is a legend.
Now, if he is a legend, it will happen
it's even harder to find it.
Because he doesn't really exist.
Ah, shit.
Hit the sea cucumber, it's hard, Porkenspiny.
You make us scared to death.
Yes, for the sake of nobility.
Can you save a small decibel?
I don't think he can.
What did he say?
Ah, that's just as hard.
I mean in our language, Mucus.
Oh, yes, sorry, my mistake.
He asks if we hear.
Yes, we have heard.
What did he say?
He wants to know if We are ready for that.
Well, you see, Porkenspiny, We are very much want to register, but we don't think we have meat.
Yes, we think the only chance We are finding the Maestro.
Yes, we know it's a good idea,
but we don't even know if he's real.
Especially where to find it.
What did he say?
He said he wanted to find Maestro too.
He said he wanted to win the contest.
What did he say?
He said we should ask Mr. Sushi.
He will know where found the Maestro.
Mr. Sushi, of course.
He knows everything you need is known about Shmirt.
He is the only one from We who are even outside.
Oh yeah.
I heard the stories.
He's just an ordinary old salmon salmon.
Only peacefully swimming in the ocean Shmirt
- until one day. - He swallowed fish.
It swallows fish.
That's then fishing.
And brought to the market.
And bought by Chef Mariyama.
And made into a sushi roll.
And served on a plate vegetable musculum.
Yes.
That day, when Chef Moryama didn't see...
He just rolled back to the bay and ran away.
And that's how Mr. Sushi knows everything.
Exacto.
Let's go see Mr. Sushi.
Will they look for the legendary Maestro?
If they learn to be funny, they will probably hurt my chances win the funniest monster fish in the sea contest.
I can't let that happen, I have to stop it.
Hmm
22.
Mr. Sushi.
Ah, you kids have scared me.
Sorry, Mr. Sushi, but We need your help.
We really need your help, Mr. Sushi.
Well, what is that?
You have several reasons it's good to bother me.
When visiting my coral garden.
Oh, Mr. Sushi, we don't mean...
Yes, I mean, no, we don't mean to bother you.
Well, bother me.
We're sorry, Mr. Sushi.
How are you doing this day, by the way?
Ah, my rice, huh?
Well, not so good, lately.
This sea water, becomes very wet.
That is a barrier, Mr. Sushi.
I have to get out of the water and lie on the rock
sunbathing for hours to dry it.
It sounds like a sick fungal spore.
I can't even tell you about seagulls.
They won't leave me.
They only peck rice and toppings
and seaweed, that is pure misery.
I'm sure so, Mr. Sushi, but we are here...
To ask for your help.
Oh, you kids can't understand.
Wait until you are made into sushi rolls.
Do you know?
That's not all bad.
Sometimes I go in raft or two.
Have I ever given know you were a seagull
eat a piece of wasabi from above my head?
Yes, Mr. Sushi.
Good.
Let me tell you about that.
It was the summer of 2001.
I remember well because it was a day
I just celebrated my second birthday back to the sea.
Oh Boy.
I'm sitting on my usual stone.
On the cliff, up there.
And suddenly, suddenly, a big seagull come swooping down.
I hold my rice tight,
Pkirkan... what is he going to.
- instead. - Oh.
Oh
He goes right for Wasabi.
You should see his face.
The color is red, like sea coral.
I say to you, the funniest time I've ever witnessed.
Talking about funny.
Hmm, huh?
We want to know if you know where it is certain sea creatures known as Maestro?
The Maestro.
Do you ask about Maestro?
Yes, yes, you know, we...
They just announced the funniest monster fish
in the sea contest, and we...
We want to participate.
But we are afraid.
We're not funny enough.
Even the beautiful Jelly Fun can beat us.
Imagine if all creatures ocean participated.
Oh, they will participate.
This is probably the most important contest ever held in all 50 oceans planet Shmirt.
Oh, Mr. Sushi, it doesn't make me feel better.
Accept your heart, my little creature.
Taking heart.
You only need to go to meet the Maestro.
He will know what to do.
He trains hundreds of entertainment art.
Even my friend, Sunny Sturgeon, sharpen it
meat comedy with Maestro.
Did I tell you about time...
That's great, Mr. Sushi.
But do you know where to find the Maestro?
me?
I have no idea.
I don't even know whether he really exists.
Are you?
But you said.
What did I say?
I can't remember.
You see, because the pelicans bite the fish eggs
above my head, it looks like I can't remember it
one thing I said.
So, you say?
What did I say?
You said, what did he say?
I have no idea.
Wait, is this the comedy we entered?
Where is Mr. Sushi forgets what he said.
And then we all forget about what we say?
Oh, being a comedy , it must be funny.
- Is this funny? - I do not know.
Oh, my fin, if we don't know whether this play is funny,
how we will win the cutest monster fish
in the sea contest?
Mr. Sushi, you think it's funny.
We are funny, yeah.
We are very funny.
There is hope, however.
I'm not laughing because it's funny.
I'm laughing because you guys are so cute try to be funny.
That, in my book, is comedy.
You really don't understand how to be funny,
that you came is really hysterical.
Although it's not funny at all.
Do you understand?
So you mean we're funny?
Not all of them.
Well, dang, it took water from my spores.
Mr. Sushi, you have to tell us
the existence of the Maestro.
We really need help.
You're right.
Well, then, do you know where can we find it?
Hmm
No.
Oh Boy.
But you can always see Big Eddie Spaghetti.
If anyone knows comedy, it is Big Eddie.
- Really? - Yes
He was just born funny.
He takes care of the rest.
He might know where found the Maestro.
A brilliant idea.
Well, fortunately, pelicans leave some eggs there.
Thank you, Mr. Sushi.
Let's go.
Hooray.
Good luck, friends.
Oh, damn, I should have warned them about deadly carnivorous plants that keep the road
to Big Eddie's house.
Maybe I should, oh.
GOOD.
What did I say?
Ah, yes, coral garden I need pruning.
Why don't we think about it?
Yes, Big Eddie will know.
Big Eddie knows everything.
He gets his fins in various items.
Well, he has several reserves.
Do you know about mutant sea monsters?
Which one?
Which is about sea monsters which, oh no, wait.
Is that a sea monster?
Oh, no, I think it's more like a starfish.
Or is it mutant sardines?
No, no, I think is a sea monster.
All right, we continue again.
Hey, there, Sushi.
This is Mr. Sushi, friend.
Why are you disturbing my garden?
Wondering whether three fish are small weak mutant monsters come to see you.
What's wrong with you, friend?
Look, they are friends good, and I guess
to meet them, wherever they go.
You didn't say.
Yes.
Do you know where they are headed?
Why, yes, I sent them there myself.
Now, where on Shmirt do you send them?
Shh, Porkenspiny, we enter the mutant bay immediately.
I hear there are some carnivorous plants around here.
Yes, practice your silent voice , Porkenspiny.
Speaking of carnivorous plants, did I ever tell you
which is about pitcher plants?
No, but something tells me that you will leave.
A factory pitcher goes to the dentist's office and says.
Hello, there, little one.
Oh, no, this...
Lips.
How arrogant is that you, little child.
Yes, indeed, my name is Lips.
And I'm the most poisonous, greedy, fussy and mutant carnivorous plants that are really evil
across the vast ocean.
Well, Mr. Lips, it is some introduction.
Yes, amazing.
You have to try to film.
You didn't say.
Right.
I have to see that, after I eat you, of course.
Of course.
What are you made of, anyone?
I have a series of food allergies
and sensitive digestive enzymes.
I have to monitor my diet,
or I will turn on.
I tried all kinds of diets.
Mediterranean, TLC, volumetric, vegetarian,
South Beach Diet, zone, and I still
keep burning.
You don't want to eat us, then.
I guarantee we will make a number in your stomach.
I don't have a stomach.
I secreted the digestive enzyme in my big jug,
which in turn dissolves any creature, big or small,
that goes to my lips.
In minutes.
But unfortunately.
Like I said.
I keep burning.
This is an obstacle.
I have an idea.
You didn't say.
Now, I'm not a doctor, actually, I'm only half a snail from mutant swimming mutants, and half fat fish,
but I like myself an expert in gas that is annoying.
Do you do it now?
Yes, understand?
I found that when sensitive air is trapped
in my mycelium, I also contains gas.
That is very terrible.
Now, have you ever tried to hold your breath,
and then let the biggest burp ever?
It only cleanses mycelium I'm not like the others.
Interesting theory.
I think I'll try it, if you don't mind.
Not all of them.
I will join you, if I may.
Sendawa.
Hmm
Do you know what?
I feel better.
Oh, slim.
Now I can eat you.
Oh, drat.
Get the queue, so I can sip you one by one.
You're a little silly, I'll be my appetizer.
The ugly slimy thing next to you will be my main dish.
Hey, who did you call mucus?
And other whatchamathingy?
You can be my dessert.
Great, Mucus, now We plant chow.
I'm just trying to help.
You did it.
Now just go ahead.
I suddenly starved.
What about jokes?
Joke?
What will I do with a joke?
You can't eat jokes.
Yes, but don't you hear it?
laughter is the best medicine?
Very good.
Instead for a good joke,
I'll let you little creature go.
But only if you can make me laugh.
If you can't.
If we can't.
You are a chow plant.
Great, Charlie, We're fried fish.
We just have to be funny, Mucus.
Exactly.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I'm the funniest
super cute monster mutants Charlie Chapfin fish comedy,
and I'm here for to tell funny jokes.
Oh, boy, we're fish sticks.
Jokes about...
Pig?
Not a pig, more like it, hmm.
Mutant rhinos?
No.
Shells?
Yes, a shell came in to the doctor's office.
The doctor said, "Hey, shells, why do you look so pale?"
And the clam said, "I'm here to get a bulb."
And the dentist says, "Hey, shells, why do you look so pale?"
And the clam said, "I'm here to get a bulb."
- And the dentist says... - Oh Boy.
And a dentist.
Dentist?
The dentist says, "You look rather moist."
Wet.
Getting?
OK, I will eat you.
No, lips, wait.
I'm a little rusty, but I can be funny.
I really can.
Let me try.
I'm Mucus, I live in on rock by runoff,
and I can swim, glide and belch.
I am the funniest part of the odor mucus you have ever met.
Have you ever heard of a three-legged seahorse?
We are seafood, Pancakes.
It's a shame, Charlie.
It's crashing, Mucus.
We have to find Big Eddie.
Yes, we have to find Big Eddie.
Short time.
Let's go, friends.
To be honest like that.
Yes, really calm.
Hey, where are you going?
You say that if we make you laugh,
You will let us go.
I did say that,
but after your appearance is not excited,
I feel it's my duty to eat you.
I can't let you torture
more unsuspecting audiences.
That's not true.
No, wait, I promise, we'll have fun, we'll do it.
Yes, we are on our way to see Big Eddie Spaghetti.
Is that boring?
For what?
He will direct us to the one and only our hopes of winning the contest.
Who is that?
The Maestro.
Did you say
the Maestro?
Do you know him?
Of course, I understand.
We usually share rent warehouses in the suburbs
around 10,000,000 Shmirt last year.
Of course, we are only larvae.
Do you know where We can find it?
No.
- Oh. - Oh.
When he was too big for barnacles, he moved
to the big sea city.
Bright lights, fame, and all that.
Too good for carnivorous sea urtacural plants mutantus like me, I guess.
But what did he do in the sea city?
I heard he became a big as a party singer.
Wedding events, bar mitzvah,
live shows on cruise ships.
Job.
Fame.
Amazing.
It sounds like our type of friend.
He is the Maestro.
Best of the best.
Say it.
If you find it, say to him Lips say hi.
And that I want barnacles rent he still owes me.
When was the last time we ate, Charlie?
It seems like forever.
Do you know what I'm going to die for?
- What? - Mutant spores.
Mutant spores?
They are very delicious.
They taste like strawberry cotton candy.
Watermelon.
I can't wait to go back to waste runoff,
there are many mutant spores there.
That's the best.
Yes, my mushroom relatives gathered
on Saturday mornings, bring kids, and just get rid of it
mutant spores throughout the day.
Where do you think mutant spores come from?
'Really year, minus 10,000,007,
when a radioactive meteor crashes into the sea of Shmirt.
Since then, mutant spores have been abundant in our waters.
Who is there?
They call me Tony Longknees.
But you can call me
Tony Flatface Longknees Twoscales Macadoo.
Hello, Mr. Tony Flatface
Longknees Twoscales Macadoo.
Hello to you.
Hear you talking about mutant spores.
Our favorite snack.
It's mine too.
Say, I've never seen you around this part.
Are you mutant or fish or what?
I am a mutant monster fish.
Maybe I haven't seen it yet, but I'm growing my first monster teeth, see?
Impressive.
And you?
I'm half a slime of filament from city runoff,
and half the blubber fish.
Ah, slime filaments.
They are some funny people, these people.
Blubber fish, not so much.
What do you do in these waters, anyhoot?
We are heading to to find Big Eddie.
He might know the existence of the Maestro.
Maestro, you say.
- Do you know him? - Of course.
We run together in days We are young and fully larvae.
Ah, the good times we have.
Race minnows at bay.
Drive school tuna in the open sea.
But, unfortunately, the Maestro has moved to an ocean city.
But I heard he started a theater company.
Wow.
He is still a larva when he is directed
- Underwater production from the Taming of Sardine. - Whoa.
After that, it's one after another.
Henry Eightfish ran for 3,000 years
at the underwater fish festival.
Many Ado about Mackerel get five-star fish reviews
on Rotten Fish Guts.
Amazing.
Yes indeed.
Maestro is you will get
in the world of marine entertainment.
Why are you someone else looking for it?
- We want to enter... - The funniest monster
fish contest in the sea.
And win.
We hope the Maestro can help We are in our skills.
Make us ready for the stage.
Now, if there is one creature throughout the ocean Shmirt
who can help you, it will be a Maestro.
Cool, sea cucumbers.
Now what are we waiting for?
Let's find Big Eddie and hear what he knows.
Yes, Mr. Tony Flatface Longknees Twoscales Macadoo.
Good luck finding Maestro, kids.
Good luck.
I think I saw a big Eddie rock.
Say, how can people live under the rock?
There is almost no space.
They call him Big Eddie Spaghetti for a reason.
He can enter the smallest gaps.
Isn't he stuck?
Of course, all the time.
Last time, he had to call the entire rock team
demolition crabs, took them seven years to get them out.
Whoa.
Yes, it must live from mutant spores and clam juice until they get it.
Not possible.
The fins disappear too.
But he grew two again.
Hey, here it is.
Hey, Big Eddie.
Oh, hello, friend.
What ocean currents are good to take you to these parts?
This is about the funniest monster fish in a sea contest.
Yes.
Oh, yes, contest, I heard.
It's time for the Shmirt ocean to be organized comedy contest, so much talent in these waters.
Yes, right.
- Well, you see... - We want to participate.
But we want to get the best, first.
That makes sense.
- And we think... - Yes, we think
the Maestro can help us.
Maestro?
But, but, but, but, but, that's impossible.
- Why? - Because afterwards
losing Broadbay performances, A Starfish Named Desire,
has been badly received, he went into hiding
at Terror Cove.
Terror Cove?
Yes, dark and scary place.
Deep in the bottom of the deepest ocean.
And deeper than that.
So deep, actually, there is only one fish
who can find the way there.
Who is that?
Pepperhead Firefly.
Pepperhead Firefly?
Yes, Pepperhead Firefly?
He can find his way towards the most gloomy water.
Will he take us to Terror Cove?
Not possible.
Anyone who dares roams into Terror Cove
Never heard of again.
Including the Maestro.
I heard he surrounded himself with a gang scary mutant thugs,
which keeps every inch from the bay,
and don't let anyone pass.
Oh my scales, we don't will ever be funny enough in time for the contest.
Okay, alright, stop crying.
I'll tell you where to find Pepperhead Firefly.
He might agree to guide you to Terror Cove.
I won't count it, but he might.
Hooray.
Not too fast, friend.
If you want to find Pepperhead Firefly,
You have to travel far, deeper, and deeper,
to the gap center belching underwater.
And into the fog sea swamp.
There he dwells.
My sweet fins, belching slits.
I want to know what it's like.
I have heard the story.
What is the story like?
Monstrosities that are scattered around the back,
flows with fluorescent lava,
flashes and thunder.
I heard the Robber Patty Percula visited
a belching slit for roasting some marshmallows,
and he never returned.
Whoa.
Here he blows.
Oh, that's not too scary.
Charlie, if we go in there, We will come out as fish sticks.
We have to go, Mucus.
I will not go to there if I am you.
Who is there?
This is me, Flattooth McGee.
Mutant spelunking fans.
Who are you?
I'm Charlie Chapfin, comedian and small mutant monsters.
And this here is mucus.
Blubberfish and mucus filaments.
And this is Porkenspiny.
We are from the other side from the sea of Shmirt.
Ah.
Amazing. And what does it bring you to these parts?
We are looking for the Maestro.
Maestro?
Yes. But we need help from Pepperhead Firefly to find it.
We heard him hiding in Terror Cove.
Yes, Pepperhead Firefly, is a good friend of mine.
Cannot find a way dark underwater caves
without him guiding me.
You think he will help us
find your way down belching slit?
Maybe.
He is a little angry, but can be very good,
if he shines for you.
though.
though?
To see it, You have to go down
to the bottom of the gap, where he lives.
It's impossible for me to go down that gap.
I don't want to change into a fish stick.
But we have to, just as we have to step on that stage,
even when we know our jokes will fall,
and we will be stoned with rotten sea cucumbers.
However, we leave.
Likewise, we must dare the depth of the gap
to find the Maestro.
- Don't buy it. - Pussy, we have to go.
Our future as comedians depends on it.
Okay, alright.
I don't know how cute I am later after I turned into a blubber which blackened with Cajun style.
- It's funnier than you now. - Good points.
Hey, there, Eddie.
I'm looking for three fish agile monster mutants.
Have you ever seen them?
Yes, they headed for to Terror Cove.
You didn't say.
But I won't be stupid enough to follow them down the burp gap.
If you know what's good for you.
I have to see it for myself.
Good afternoon.
Whoa, we succeeded.
Where are we?
I can't see even one inch of my nose.
Wait, I can't even see my nose.
Am I losing my nose, Charlie?
I can't see it, do you see it?
Is my nose still on my face?
Don't panic, Mucus.
You never have a nose.
Oh
Oh, yes, you're right.
Nevermind, that's all accounted for, then.
This must be the fog of the sea mist.
How will we find the Pepperhead Firefly here?
We just have to wait...
Boo.
Pepperhead Firefly?
Who wants to know?
I'm Charlie Chapfin, and this is my friend.
We need a guide to find a way to Terror Cove.
Terror Cove is very dangerous.
Why do I want to take you there?
Because you are a good mutant fish?
I might be good, but I'm not stupid.
It's impossible for me to go to a place that is far from the terror of the bay.
Didn't you hear the story?
No one has ever gone down there.
Say, why do you want to go there so badly?
We are looking for the Maestro.
Yes, we want him to teach us how to be the greatest comics in the sea of Shmirt.
We want to win the funniest monster fish contest in the sea.
Comedy contest?
- Yes - Oh Boy.
I like comedy.
Oh, no, really.
I always want to be a comedian, myself.
But there aren't many fish here
who can listen to my joke.
How can you end here?
I was born as a small pet mutant larva near sea level.
Slowly, my instincts encourage I am deeper and deeper along the ocean, until I arrived here.
I never asked why.
That seems to be the right thing to do.
But now I sometimes feel lonely.
If I had someone to talk to.
Well, here it is.
Indeed you are.
Now I can tell you some of my jokes, yeah.
Do you know about the sea turtle,
no, wait, I think is octopus.
Are you talking about one ambidextrous octopus?
Yes, there he is.
Or is that?
I thought that, maybe it was a sea turtle.
Oh, boy, here it is again.
This is definitely an ambidextrous octopus.
Right, okay, then.
We start.
Ambidextrous octopus walks to the clothes shop.
He said...
"Do you have something of my size?"
And the shop clerk left...
He said, "I have," no, wait.
- He said... - He went, "Yes, I have."
- I already have. - I have seven clothes
- in size and... - Or is it a pair of gloves?
A pair of gloves or swimming trunks?
Guys, may I remind you that the mucus filament
has a life span of only 10,000,000 years?
I want to go to Terror Cove before I dissolve becomes mutant goo.
Yes, yes, of course.
I'm, well, miss Pepperhead Firefly?
It's nice to meet you, but we have to go
find the Maestro, now.
Well, I have to say, I haven't been having this much fun
for a long time, because I'm always here
in fog sea swamps.
Even with all the taste of cherry ice cream mutant spores, it's boring.
What if I come and meet the Maestro too?
Cold sea cucumber.
You think he can teach me how to be funny too?
Definite shells.
I always want to get out of the misty sea swamp.
That sounds like a deal.
Amazing.
I want to try for the funniest comedians
in the ocean monster contest too.
You are very welcome to join us.
And one more thing.
- What is that? - Will you be my friend?
- Yes - Yes
Then what are we waiting for?
Let's go.
I will not go to there, if I am you.
Three digits have been digested today.
You will need a fourth if you are stupid enough to enter.
Did you see them go there?
- I already have. - Alright then.
I don't need to worry about them anymore.
There's no way they can get out of there alive.
Now, it's time to get ready to win the funniest comedian in a sea monster contest.
You're sure we are heading for the right direction
to Terror Cove, Pepperhead?
Of course, I'm sure.
I can see my way through the fog this is very easy.
I can find anything here.
No problem.
This is easy.
All you have to do is live in the mist of the mist
for 10,000,000 years.
Can't imagine staying here for 10,000,000 years.
Yes.
Sometimes boring.
But I learned to be happy myself.
I play a lot of games.
Like what?
Well, I'm chasing mutant spores.
And I play hide and seek.
Who is playing with you?
Myself, of course.
How did you do it, Miss Pepperhead?
Easy.
Look, first I'm hiding behind a real fog.
Then, I started circling
until I forget where I'm hiding.
And when I do it, I go looking for myself.
Foolish gossip, it sounds super smart.
You are a mutant fish smart, Miss Pepperhead.
Needs are mothers of all inventions.
When all you have is a sea of fog, you have to be creative.
Good words.
Shh.
Guys.
I think we are here.
Where?
This is where Terror Cove begins.
Stay close, friends.
You never know what you might find here.
I wonder where the Maestro is.
The Maestro won't see anyone.
So you better turn right and leave Terror Cove.
If you know what's good for you.
But but.
Yes, but, but.
Nothing but, barnacles, or whales.
- You leave now, or me... - Or?
Or I will be forced to eat you.
Listen, this, you little, bad tooth.
What do you call me?
Oh, I thought you heard me.
I call you a small, bad tooth.
So sue me.
Miss Pepperhead, no.
Don't make him angry.
He looks like he can eat you in one gulp.
I will too.
Look, you're silly.
My friends have traveled across the ocean from Shmirt, down slit burp,
through swamp fog, all the way to Teror Cove,
only to see Maestro, and we won't leave
until we talk to him.
You won't see the Maestro.
Why not?
He wrote error comedy and needed peace.
Strict orders are to keep everyone away.
So, go with you.
The Maestro is writing?
Whoa.
That's awesome.
I want to know what he wrote.
None of the candles is your ocean, now shoo.
Or I will be forced to devour you once and for all.
Oh, enough with you.
We are here to see the Maestro,
and we will see the Maestro.
Make a way.
I warned you.
Now I will eat you, one by one.
- Wait. - Maestro?
I've been around long enough here and I'm bored,
so I will let them enter Terror Cove and see me.
But on one condition.
- What condition is that? - You have to make me laugh.
- This is an agreement. - But if you fail.
- If we fail? - I'll get you thrown
into burping slits, when burping.
You understand, Maestro.
What, no need to wait.
We can't do this.
Yes, I don't think that
very good idea, Miss Pepperhead.
- Why not? - If we can make it
mutant fish laughs, we won't be here
to ask Maestro to help We make mutant fish laughter.
Yes.
Huh, you have a point, Charlie.
Look, so it's best We go now
before we end with a fish stick.
Pepperhead Firefly doesn't ever back out of anything.
If laughter is what he wants, laughter is what he gets.
What are you saying, Charlie?
It's better to prepare the dough.
- Next. - You're next, Mucus.
me?
- Why me? - Well, you're so funny.
That gives you an edge.
Oh, cool, I'm going next.
Hey.
Wait a minute.
Are you calling me funny?
We can only wish you were funny because you're funny, Mucus.
Our lives depend on it.
Oh Boy.
Fin crossing.
How do you put the whale in the fridge?
You open the door and enter it.
- Next. - Continue, Charlie.
Your turn.
- Should I? - You do it.
And don't worry about that.
You will be great.
Oh, boy, I can already hear a burp gap.
Uh...
How do you put giant squid in the fridge?
You have to take out a bottle of soda, first, look?
Then you stick, no, wait.
You put out a giant squid, then you put it
fridge, oh wait, you...
- Next. - Oh, it's me, it's me.
I'm next.
Fish stick, who would have thought
Will we end up with a fish stick?
Oh, Charlie, I don't even like fish sticks.
I'm a vegetarian slime.
Slime holds me back.
What did you do with green mackerel?
You wait until it's done.
I love you, Mucus.
It's amazing knowing you, Charlie.
- One of the good ones. - He did it.
- He made the Maestro laugh. - And he did it.
How did you do it, Miss Pepperhead?
Easy.
I saw you guys telling you your joke,
they can't laugh.
So I did the opposite of whatever you did.
I think I think it's the opposite of not funny must be funny.
Good, little one.
You've been thinking like a cute mutant fish.
you, on the other side.
You're fine.
You need work.
- But Maestro, where are you? - I haven't shown my face to the world in a million years.
You also will never see me.
- But why? - Because, world
can't stand looking at my figure.
I have made the worst _ review ever.
A Starfish Named Desire.
I was very humiliated, I decided to never show my face to the world again.
But Maestro, we don't think you failed.
Yes, we think you are a hero.
A hero, what?
Yes, we have come to here to see you because you are the best entertainer in all Shmirt.
- Do you really mean that? - Clear shells.
If you really mean that,
I will reveal myself.
Yes.
- Maestro. - Maestro.
Maestro.
on the scale.
Will you help us, then?
What do you help you with?
We want to be funny, Maestro.
Yes, it's very funny.
So we can win the funniest
monster fish in a sea contest.
Contest, huh?
Yes, will you train us?
Hmm, you realize that
with comedy coming big responsibility.
And with responsibility big answer comes...
Good comedy?
- Exactly. - We are ready.
Then, we start.
I'm ready to make my joke, Maestro.
Charlie, I'll reveal to you the secrets of comedy.
I'm all internal ears, Maestro.
What you do is find whatever you take seriously,
and you taunt him, understand?
I think I understand.
Okay, Charlie, try it.
Hello, I'm Charlie, and I want to be a comedian.
But when I tried to be funny, nobody laughed.
So I stopped trying.
When I stop trying, all people start laughing at me.
A good one.
Great, Charlie, it's gold comedy.
Mucus, tell me the joke about where you grew up
in the city run.
I grew up in a run city,
between waste water,
and what's really funny about that, hmm.
I know something is very funny about it,
I can't put my filaments on it.
Eh, Mucus, if I have an frying pan, I'll disturb you and then fry you.
Oh my fat.
You have to master their , Mucus,
or you will never achieve anything on stage.
Yes, Maestro.
Tell me, Mucus, what does it make you nervous?
Well, everybody sees me.
OK?
Where do you want them to see it?
If they don't pay attention to you,
how in all the vast ocean can you make them laugh?
Oh yeah.
The best thing for you to do, Mucus,
is to play it and describes the audience
without scales, shells, or bone plates.
They will never make you nervous anymore.
What's funny?
You look so silly without your scales.
Stop imagining me without my scales.
This is very embarrassing.
I think you're ready to deal with
Your first joke, Mucus.
So, I grew up in this city.
Don't trust me, hey, smell my body.
Oh, that's so funny.
My spores are slimy, I don't believe I make you laugh.
Give me a little more punch on Porkspiney.
Amazing.
Yes.
You hear the one about the clam monster
and electric mackerel?
Monster monsters come in, oh, no, wait.
An electric mackerel crosses a coral reef.
No, wait.
Charlie, you have to remember two things
about telling the right joke.
Number one, arrangement.
Number two, funny thing.
You both have to work together.
Setting without parts is funny like a dog fish
with a beautiful face.
That didn't work.
A funny thing without setting is not better.
Understood.
Hurry up, Charlie.
Give me the settings.
Okay, what do you get from an angry person
Great toothed shark sharks?
Now, tell me the funny thing, Charlie.
With enthusiasm.
As far as possible.
That's great, Charlie.
I'm sure you little ones are ready to be the center of attention.
Do you really believe is that so, Maestro?
Yes I understand.
Under my guidance, You have now learned
all tricks become cute mutant fish.
Hooray.
How about you, Maestro?
Will you be staying here at Terror Cove forever?
No, I have decided to re-enter public life again.
I will bring my one-person show to the world.
My Fair Fins, musical, finally finished.
This will be my Broadway comeback.
World, get ready for Maestro.
- Yay. - Yay.
Yay.
No, you went and won the contest.
Rays of lights and rock fish.
Welcome to the funniest first monster fish in the sea contest.
For all Shmirt creatures you enter and exit the ocean,
turn on your TV, and listen to the biggest
comedy shows that you've ever experienced.
Some of the funniest monsters, mutants, and fish shapes all of Shmirt.
Here to cheer you up.
So, let's show shows on the road.
We are here.
We will compete in the first funniest monster
fish contest in the sea.
This is the biggest show in our lives.
I can barely hold my mucus.
How did they get here?
How do they survive _ from burping loopholes?
Can they see the Maestro?
Do they learn funny comedy tricks?
I can't let them win. I can not.
Before we issue our first comedian, let's test
We laugh at the meter.
Anyone who gets the highest score will win the contest.
Give me a few laughs.
And now, we welcome to our first comedian stage,
a young monster fish very talented with a bright future in comedy.
I'm sure you will love him.
Bring your fins and paws together for Brute.
Mutants, sea cucumber, goes inside, to...
Hmm, wait, wait, wait, I know this.
Wait, you can't scoff at me.
Don't you know who I am?
I am the most cute mutant fish in all the seas of Shmirt.
How dare you scorn me, I'm funny.
Gosh, I hope I don't bombard like that.
You will do it well, Mucus.
You practice with the best.
And now, coming to the stage is a funny part of mucus.
His name is Mucus.
And you will love him.
Why did dinosaurs cross the road?
Because chicken hasn't evolved.
Good work, Mucus.
Next is cute lady mutant fish.
It's called Pepperhead Firefly.
He hasn't come out because of the fog of the sea mist in 10,000,000 years, but he's here tonight
to make you laugh. You will love him.
Insert fins and pinchers together
for Miss Pepperhead Firefly.
Where did you find footless lobsters?
Right where you left it.
She's great.
I think I'm in love.
Again.
Coming again is something that is very funny and very hard
Porkenspiny.
Enjoy the show.
That's amazing, Porkenspiny.
You're next, Charlie.
Are you nervous?
What should I worry about?
That's just the biggest moment of my life.
You go get them, Charlie.
Show them what is funny about what.
And now, come to the stage is Charlie Chapfin which is very funny.
Great applause for Charlie, please.
Hello, friends, I'm Charlie Chapfin.
Did I get a joke for you.
What do you call guppy with a whale on his head?
Squashed.
Good work, Charlie, You got it.
Well, lion fish and mutant shells.
That's official.
We got the winner of our funniest
monster fish in a sea contest.
And the winner is,
Mucus, Porkenspiny, Miss Pepperhead, and Charlie Chapfin.
In a unanimous laugh-o-meter, they all share
the title of the funniest monster fish in the sea.
Congratulations, friend.
Flounder salmon, we succeeded.
We win the funniest monster fish in the sea contest.
And we do it together.
- And now what? - Yes, and now what?
Well, there's a vast sea of with lots more
contest to win, and I think We can win them all.
What are you saying?
Let's make them all laugh.
Woo hoo.