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<i>People ask a question.</i>

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<i>What's a RocknRolla?</i>

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<i>And I tell them it's not about drums,
drugs and hospital drips.</i>

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<i>Oh, no.</i>

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<i>There's more there than that, my friend.</i>

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<i>We all like a bit of the good life.</i>

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<i>Some, the money.</i>

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<i>Some, the drugs.</i>

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<i>Others the sex game,
the glamour or the fame.</i>

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<i>But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different.</i>

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<i>Why?</i>

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<i>Because a real RocknRolla
wants the fucking lot.</i>

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<i>My name's Archy,
formerly known as Archibald.</i>

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<i>I work for a man called Lenny Cole.</i>

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<i>And Lenny Cole has the keys
to the back door of this booming city.</i>

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<i>Let me give you an example
of how Lenny works his magic.</i>

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<i>Two years ago,
this property cost 1 million pounds.</i>

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Today, it costs 5 million.

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How did this happen?

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Attractive tax opportunities
for foreign investment...

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...restrictive building consent
and massive hedge-fund bonuses.

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London, my good man...

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...is fast becoming the financial
and cultural capital of the world.

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<i>London is on the rise.</i>

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<i>Property value has gone one way: up.</i>

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<i>And this has left the natives struggling
to keep a foothold in the property ladder.</i>

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I can't teach you how to skin a cat...

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...but I can tell you a lot
about the money in bricks and mortar.

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Like he said, it's going one way.

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You need to see a lawyer.

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We do need to see a lawyer.

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Well, it looks like a great deal.

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These are the plans.

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It'll cost 10,
and it'll be worth 20 with planning.

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But, first, you gotta give
the Councillor a drink.

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<i>Same deal as before.
I'll tell them they've got the planning.</i>

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<i>Thank you, Councillor.</i>

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You'll get the planning.

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Take care of the Councillor,
and it'll move like shit through a goose.

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We need help.

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Lenny Cole.

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Dog number one.

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Bet he moves fast
and likes bricks and mortar.

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I do move fast,
and I love bricks and mortar.

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Property's always a safe bet...

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...but you gotta know what you're doing,
this ain't soft money.

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<i>Because of these boys'
criminal records...</i>

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<i>...the bank won't lend them
the money they need.</i>

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<i>Enter Mr. Lenny Cole...</i>

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<i>...London's money-loaning
and fast-moving property magician.</i>

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Don ' t let me down, boys.

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Come on, give me your hand.

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<i>And this is where he waves
his black magic wand.</i>

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Can't talk now,
but there's been a problem.

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I can't get you the planning.

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Sorry, boys, can't get the planning.

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<i>Oh, isn't that an unpleasant surprise.</i>

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<i>Because they don't wanna owe Lenny.</i>

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He can't get the planning.

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<i>That's right, sweetheart.</i>

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Can't get the planning?

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<i>You've been fucked.</i>

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What do you mean
you can't get the fucking planning?

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You owe me.

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Right, I get the building,
you lose your share...

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...and I'm still out of pocket
two large ones.

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Find it.

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<i>They know they'll have to pay Lenny
before the month is out.</i>

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<i>Because Mr. Cole has ways of making life
very, very uncomfortable.</i>

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We better find it.

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<i>What they don't know
is that Lenny controls the councilors...</i>

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<i>...the judges and the lawyers.</i>

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<i>No planning permission will be given
until Lenny wants it.</i>

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<i>And now that he owns the building,
he wants the permission.</i>

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Hello, Councillor?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I hear you got that car
you wanted.

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You're very generous, Len.

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Right, now, sort that planning out,
will you?

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- Sorted, Lenny.
- Good.

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What's wrong with you, Archy?

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Was that not a bit strong, Len?

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They come from the same place as you.
You're gonna clean them out.

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The same place as me?

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Do I look like a fucking immigrant?

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No one gave me a leg up.

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They need a little bit of fear,
otherwise, they'll come up against me.

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They need a little lesson, don't they?

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<i>And that is an example
of how Lenny works.</i>

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<i>Now, today is Lenny's big day.</i>

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<i>He's hit the big time...</i>

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<i>...because a new Russian billionaire
desires Lenny's property contacts.</i>

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<i>He wants planning permission
where the law won't allow.</i>

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Lenny Cole is here.

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<i>Lenny will come through...</i>

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<i>...but he will rape that Russian
for every ruble he can get.</i>

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Nice to see you, Uri.

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Good. Come and take a seat.

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Excuse me if I am hasty,
but I have a busy day.

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- Oh, that's all right.
- Sit.

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I can see we are very much alike,
you and I, Lenny.

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We like to get things done.

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What's it going to cost me?

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First, let me make it clear exactly
how we can help you benefit from this deal.

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Without me,
you'd be waiting five to 10 years...

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...before you got permission
to erect your arena.

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Secondly, with British law
as it so stands...

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Lenny, how much?

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Seven million euros.

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I expect the guarantee that I have consent
within six months and no red tape.

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Oh, you got it.

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Consider it done.

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- Drink?
- Yeah.

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That's a nice painting, Uri.

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It's got depth, you know.

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That picture has brought me nothing
but luck, Lenny.

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It's my lucky picture.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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You like?

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Yeah.

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Take it for a while.

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Maybe it will give you luck.

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Oh, no, Uri, I... You know, I couldn't.

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We are partners now, I insist.

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I will get it sent around to your house.

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You can give it back to me
when our deal's finalized.

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Hm?

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Well, I thought you lot drank vodka.

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Whiskey is the new vodka.

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You're not joining me?

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I don't drink.

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- Cheers.
- Cheers.

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- You all right, Len?
- Yeah.

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Because you're looking a bit pink.

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Get us some water
and a wet wipe live-o, will you, Turbo?

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Right away, Len.

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He tried to poison me, the dirty Cossack.

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Look, stop messing about,
just give me the bottle.

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Sorry, Len.

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How is the billionaires club?

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Well, I tell you what, this Communism
didn't slow him down, did it?

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I'll tell you what, Arch.

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We've hit the big time here.

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Well, what's wrong?
Where's the famous Archy smile?

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You gotta watch yourself with this lot.
I mean, times are changing.

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- They ain't no respecters of the old school.
- Oh, bollocks.

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There's no school like the old school,
and I'm the fucking headmaster.

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That's why he come to me.

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Got it?

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Yeah, got it.

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You think you should have lent him
your lucky picture?

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It makes the peasant feel royal.

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Don't spoil it,
we need him at the moment.

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I want that consent.

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Call the accountant
and get her to clear the money.

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<i>If Uri's gonna turn over seven large ones
to grease Lenny's contacts...</i>

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<i>...he's gonna need it in cash.</i>

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<i>And for that,
he needs his personal accountant.</i>

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<i>Meet the very gifted
and the financially creative Stella.</i>

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You know why you get deals?

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Because those sad, fat, old men like it
when you swear at them.

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They shake like cocktails
and sweat like Semtex...

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...when you raise that posh, little voice.

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You, my love, are a rare commodity.

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Now, come on, give your Bertie a smile.

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I don't feel like smiling.

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I'm a 30-year-old accountant
married to a homosexual lawyer.

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I'm a beard without kids, Bertie.

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For a marriage of convenience,
this can be quite inconvenient.

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<i>Stella, we need to talk.</i>

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Yes, she's right here.

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It's Omovich.

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You sure he isn't gay?

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<i>But what the Russian doesn't know...</i>

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<i>...is that his accountant
has got bored of the safe life...</i>

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<i>...and is looking for excitement
in all the wrong places.</i>

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<i>Welcome to the Speeler.</i>

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<i>This hot little house of crime is home
to a particularly nefarious group...</i>

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<i>...of individuals known locally
as the Wild Bunch.</i>

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There's no way you're gonna get a five,
understand, Bob?

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- They've got nothing on you, son.
- What are you talking about?

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Fred, they've got a grass.
They've got an informer.

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Got a rat with a roach smoking a canary.
Got more information than the Internet.

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- All right, ladies.
- Cookie, how you doing, son?

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Cookie, do you want in?

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I did promise the twins
I'd take them fishing, but fuck it.

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- Throw us in for a quick spin.
- Hey, Mumbles, can I have a word?

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No.

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Mumbles, I'll make it worth your while.

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Coming, dear.

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<i>But in the world of crime,
there's always coincidence.</i>

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<i>And the very men she needs
to fuel her thrills...</i>

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<i>...are the very men
that owe Lenny two large ones.</i>

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What's happening?

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You know that lady, the posh pup?

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The one that likes a bit of the rough life?

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The little dangerous accountant.
You haven't heard from her in a little while.

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- I know.
- Well?

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Well, she's offered us
a bit of work, right?

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But, I mean, like, proper work.

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Now, normally, I would just turn her down,
but considering our current situation...

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Let's have a meet.

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I've got one just like that at home,
but with a little boy fishing.

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Is that what they call humor
where you come from?

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Is that what they call art
where you come from?

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You are quite the entertainer,
Mr. One Two.

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And you're also late.

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Please, don't be late.

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I've got some work,
thought you might be interested.

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Go on.

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There are two accountants taking out
7 million euros from a bank I know.

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And it won't be protected.

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Twenty percent for me, as normal.

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The details are in here.

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Anything else?

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Yeah.

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I don't want this coming back to me,
so you could give them a black eye.

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It might help.

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Just a black eye, nothing more.

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Very well, Mrs. Baxter.

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A black eye it is, then.

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Nice shoes, by the way.

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Thank you.

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You'll be able to afford a pair of your own
in a couple of days.

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"Troubled rock star, Johnny Quid,
is missing, presumed dead yesterday...

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...when he fell from the side of a yacht
thought to be owned...

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...by a prominent high-street
fashion magnate."

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Sorry, I don't know what to say.

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Yeah, well, I bet he took a few people
with him in his hot little crack pipe.

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We will never mention this again,
all right, Arch?

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Look, tell the Councillor
to stop fucking about...

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...with his little bat and balls
and send him inside.

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Oh, that is sensational, Councillor.

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Did you have lessons as a boy?

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Fancy a cool down?

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Bit of a chat with Lenny?

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- You know Jackie?
- No.

239
00:13:35,096 --> 00:13:37,587
No, Archy, please, don't say anything.

240
00:13:37,765 --> 00:13:41,496
Don't you worry about her.
She's a very good friend of mine.

241
00:13:41,836 --> 00:13:43,303
And a member.

242
00:13:43,471 --> 00:13:44,495
Oi, Jackie.

243
00:13:45,907 --> 00:13:48,034
You fancy a runaround
with the Councillor?

244
00:13:48,209 --> 00:13:50,302
Only if he's wicked.

245
00:13:53,348 --> 00:13:55,578
What does she mean by that?

246
00:13:56,518 --> 00:13:59,146
What would you like her to mean by that,
Councillor?

247
00:14:02,323 --> 00:14:03,790
Come on.

248
00:14:04,425 --> 00:14:06,859
There we are, plans and papers.

249
00:14:07,028 --> 00:14:10,555
<i>When you're in bed with Len,
he likes to sweeten a cash deal.</i>

250
00:14:10,732 --> 00:14:12,996
Would you like a cigar?

251
00:14:13,768 --> 00:14:14,826
I don't mind if I do.

252
00:14:15,003 --> 00:14:20,942
<i>He wants you sitting in the front row
with a new car sitting in your driveway.</i>

253
00:14:21,109 --> 00:14:24,738
<i>Len's skill lies in his ability
to know where your back needs scratching.</i>

254
00:14:24,913 --> 00:14:27,040
That's a nice lighter.

255
00:14:27,815 --> 00:14:31,342
Eight grand they wanted for it,
the greedy toads.

256
00:14:31,519 --> 00:14:33,077
And I paid it.

257
00:14:33,254 --> 00:14:34,653
You know why?

258
00:14:34,822 --> 00:14:36,585
Tell me, Lenny.

259
00:14:37,191 --> 00:14:39,625
It's all about the details.

260
00:14:40,962 --> 00:14:44,159
Is our little deal in there too?

261
00:14:44,465 --> 00:14:45,796
<i>Look at Lenny.</i>

262
00:14:45,967 --> 00:14:48,800
<i>Fucking playing with himself,
he's so proud.</i>

263
00:14:48,970 --> 00:14:51,302
<i>He only paid a hundred pounds
for that lighter...</i>

264
00:14:51,472 --> 00:14:54,270
<i>...he's making the Councillor sweat
like he stole it himself.</i>

265
00:14:54,442 --> 00:14:56,239
I wouldn't forget about that.

266
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:57,975
The important things first.

267
00:14:58,146 --> 00:15:02,048
<i>You got to hand it to Len,
because he ain't half a naughty bastard.</i>

268
00:15:02,216 --> 00:15:03,945
I'll leave that with you.

269
00:15:04,118 --> 00:15:07,554
<i>Now, the Councillor just needs a few hours
with a right rotten tart...</i>

270
00:15:07,722 --> 00:15:09,587
Can't stay here chewing the fat all day.

271
00:15:09,757 --> 00:15:11,452
Man's got a living to make.

272
00:15:11,626 --> 00:15:13,218
I'll phone you in tomorrow.

273
00:15:13,394 --> 00:15:16,158
<i>...and he'll be in there like swimwear.</i>

274
00:15:16,431 --> 00:15:18,092
Take care of him, Jackie.

275
00:15:18,266 --> 00:15:21,099
Lenny, you forgot your lighter.

276
00:15:21,569 --> 00:15:22,661
No, it can't be mine.

277
00:15:24,939 --> 00:15:26,167
It's got your name on it.

278
00:15:28,476 --> 00:15:29,500
All right.

279
00:15:29,677 --> 00:15:32,168
<i>Nothing's gonna stop Lenny
from his big Russian deal.</i>

280
00:15:33,514 --> 00:15:35,948
Yeah, I knew he'd like the lighter.

281
00:15:36,117 --> 00:15:37,914
It was a nice touch, wasn't it?

282
00:15:38,086 --> 00:15:41,544
Yeah, she's a good girl, Jackie.
You give her another drink.

283
00:15:42,323 --> 00:15:43,620
Yeah, you're right.

284
00:15:43,791 --> 00:15:46,555
He wouldn't give me
his favorite painting, would he...

285
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,992
...if he didn't mean business?

286
00:15:49,163 --> 00:15:54,533
Yeah, I've took it off the easel,
and I've put it on the wall.

287
00:15:54,702 --> 00:15:56,363
Yeah, it looks mag...

288
00:15:56,537 --> 00:15:58,027
Archy, I've been... Fuck.

289
00:15:58,206 --> 00:15:59,298
Oh, fuck.

290
00:15:59,474 --> 00:16:01,032
Archy?

291
00:16:01,209 --> 00:16:03,643
Archy, I've been robbed.

292
00:16:03,811 --> 00:16:05,244
<i>What?</i>

293
00:16:05,647 --> 00:16:07,205
<i>Hello?</i>

294
00:16:07,782 --> 00:16:09,841
I said, I've been robbed.

295
00:16:10,018 --> 00:16:12,452
Yeah... I don't know when.

296
00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:13,644
It's the painting.

297
00:16:14,689 --> 00:16:17,988
Yeah, it's the one that Uri gave me.

298
00:16:18,292 --> 00:16:20,988
All right, loaned, for fuck's sake.

299
00:16:23,598 --> 00:16:26,396
Archy, this is not good.

300
00:16:26,567 --> 00:16:28,797
That's his favorite painting.

301
00:16:28,970 --> 00:16:31,803
His lucky painting.

302
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,039
Yeah, all right.

303
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:37,609
Come around here and bring the troops.

304
00:16:38,046 --> 00:16:39,035
Yeah.

305
00:16:39,213 --> 00:16:41,841
<i>Oh, fuck it, this isn't what I want to hear.</i>

306
00:16:42,016 --> 00:16:45,076
<i>When Lenny's wheels come off,
he's no good to anyone.</i>

307
00:16:45,253 --> 00:16:47,244
<i>Now, he's gonna stick it
straight on my lap.</i>

308
00:16:47,422 --> 00:16:51,290
<i>And Archy is gonna have to go to work.</i>

309
00:16:53,761 --> 00:16:54,819
Where was it, Len?

310
00:16:59,734 --> 00:17:02,965
Well, let's just take a wild stab in
the dark, shall we, Bandy?

311
00:17:03,705 --> 00:17:07,334
Archy, slap him, send him to school
because I can't take no more of this.

312
00:17:07,508 --> 00:17:08,770
Now, you sort this out.

313
00:17:08,943 --> 00:17:14,347
Get that painting back, bring me a body,
because I'm going to back to bed.

314
00:17:19,554 --> 00:17:23,786
Bandy, you ever ask a stupid question
like that again, you see Danny there?

315
00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:24,982
He's gonna slap you.

316
00:17:25,426 --> 00:17:28,327
I'm sorry, Arch.
I was just trying to use initiative.

317
00:17:28,496 --> 00:17:30,259
Danny, slap him.

318
00:17:33,534 --> 00:17:36,162
With the right, Danny, properly.

319
00:17:37,605 --> 00:17:41,541
No, no, no, come on, do it properly
with the back of the right hand.

320
00:17:41,709 --> 00:17:44,872
- What is this, a tennis match, Arch?
- Slap him.

321
00:17:47,482 --> 00:17:50,349
Oh, for fuck...

322
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:54,685
Like this.

323
00:17:55,356 --> 00:17:57,881
Now, if you can master a slap like that...

324
00:17:58,059 --> 00:18:00,823
...there's no need for your clients
to hold back.

325
00:18:00,995 --> 00:18:04,590
They will open up
like a fountain full of words.

326
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:07,691
No need for strong violence, no, no.

327
00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:10,736
They're transported
back to their childhood.

328
00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:12,571
Putty in your hands.

329
00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:14,469
Ask Bandy.

330
00:18:14,776 --> 00:18:16,869
Look, thinks he's back at school.

331
00:18:17,245 --> 00:18:19,543
But he never went to school, Arch.

332
00:18:19,981 --> 00:18:23,712
You want a slap as well, Daniel, eh?

333
00:18:24,252 --> 00:18:28,348
Now, if the slap don't work,
you cut them or you pay them...

334
00:18:28,523 --> 00:18:31,185
...but keep your receipts
because this ain't the Mafia.

335
00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:33,987
Now, get out there, look for the painting.

336
00:18:47,508 --> 00:18:48,907
- Hello.
- Hi.

337
00:18:49,076 --> 00:18:50,100
Bye.

338
00:18:50,278 --> 00:18:53,213
If you just put the bags in the car,
close the door, walk away.

339
00:18:54,549 --> 00:18:56,574
Ahem. Now, now, boys, do as you're told.

340
00:18:56,751 --> 00:19:00,209
Put the bags in the car,
walk away and keep smiling.

341
00:19:00,822 --> 00:19:03,757
Sorry, is this a robbery?

342
00:19:04,192 --> 00:19:06,592
Yes, it is a robbery. Now, fuck off.

343
00:19:06,994 --> 00:19:08,154
Thank you.

344
00:19:12,767 --> 00:19:15,497
- Very good, Mr. One Two.
- Thank you very much, Mr. Mumbles.

345
00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:27,538
Yeah, give me the keys.

346
00:19:27,715 --> 00:19:29,012
Thanks.

347
00:19:29,884 --> 00:19:31,852
Yeah, very funny.

348
00:19:44,832 --> 00:19:45,821
Oi.

349
00:19:47,435 --> 00:19:48,834
Where's reverse?

350
00:19:49,003 --> 00:19:51,563
You have to lift up the knob
under the...

351
00:19:51,739 --> 00:19:54,207
- Gear stick.
- Ah.

352
00:19:55,343 --> 00:19:57,436
Oh, yeah. Now, fuck off.

353
00:20:17,899 --> 00:20:21,027
I know an electrician
that could copy one of those for you.

354
00:20:23,504 --> 00:20:25,495
Might take him
a couple of minutes, mind.

355
00:20:26,307 --> 00:20:28,571
Welcome to the nouveau riche,
Mr. One Two.

356
00:20:28,976 --> 00:20:31,069
Here's one for you too, Mrs. Baxter.

357
00:20:31,245 --> 00:20:33,475
<i>Mm, trés chic.</i>

358
00:20:37,785 --> 00:20:41,277
It's a little bit heavier
than it looks on a calculator, isn't it?

359
00:20:42,690 --> 00:20:44,851
I see you didn't think
much of the black eye.

360
00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:46,618
I would like to have obliged.

361
00:20:46,794 --> 00:20:50,491
But from a professional point of view,
just didn't seem natural.

362
00:20:51,666 --> 00:20:54,567
- Mm.
- Until the next time?

363
00:20:56,771 --> 00:20:58,398
Maybe.

364
00:21:10,084 --> 00:21:13,611
The development has been underway
for four years...

365
00:21:13,788 --> 00:21:17,315
...and will be completed
within another two.

366
00:21:18,326 --> 00:21:20,055
The area covers 12 acres...

367
00:21:20,227 --> 00:21:23,253
...and it will become one
of London's premier residences.

368
00:21:27,034 --> 00:21:28,365
Excuse me, gentlemen.

369
00:21:32,206 --> 00:21:33,833
What is it?

370
00:21:56,597 --> 00:21:58,622
Victor, Victor.

371
00:22:11,245 --> 00:22:13,338
<i>- Yo, Archy.
- One Two.</i>

372
00:22:13,514 --> 00:22:15,141
Hey, I got Lenny's bit of scratch.

373
00:22:15,316 --> 00:22:16,408
What, you got all of it?

374
00:22:16,584 --> 00:22:20,315
Yes, it's burning a hole in the floor,
so come get it before it melts my boots.

375
00:22:20,488 --> 00:22:21,819
I'll come down to Speeler.

376
00:22:23,157 --> 00:22:24,419
Hold on.

377
00:22:24,592 --> 00:22:27,288
Gotta go, got another call. Len?

378
00:22:27,461 --> 00:22:30,157
Archy, the Russian didn't come through
with the money.

379
00:22:30,331 --> 00:22:32,526
<i>Don't worry about that,
the Councillor can wait.</i>

380
00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:34,031
<i>I got some good news for you.</i>

381
00:22:34,201 --> 00:22:36,999
<i>One Two and Co. have
come through with the scratch.</i>

382
00:22:37,338 --> 00:22:39,568
- What, all of it?
- So they say.

383
00:22:39,740 --> 00:22:41,264
<i>Where'd they get that from, then?</i>

384
00:22:41,442 --> 00:22:43,535
No idea.
Ask no questions, you'd hear no lies.

385
00:22:43,711 --> 00:22:45,975
Listen, all I gotta do now
is find your painting.

386
00:22:46,147 --> 00:22:47,546
Yeah, well, make sure you do find it.

387
00:22:48,883 --> 00:22:50,908
Oh, look, I've gotta go.
There's another call.

388
00:22:51,085 --> 00:22:52,074
Hello?

389
00:22:52,253 --> 00:22:54,721
I have all my people waiting, Lenny.
You can't let me down.

390
00:22:54,889 --> 00:22:57,722
It's a delay.
That's all, Councillor, just a delay.

391
00:22:58,793 --> 00:23:00,351
Well, get back to me soon.

392
00:23:00,528 --> 00:23:02,257
Yeah, of course.

393
00:23:03,898 --> 00:23:05,195
Wanker.

394
00:23:06,467 --> 00:23:09,834
I shook your hand, I've nicked your
rings. You didn't know that, did you?

395
00:23:10,771 --> 00:23:12,602
Yes, that's right.

396
00:23:15,276 --> 00:23:18,040
- I can't. Tell you what I'll do, I give
you 50. - Gary.

397
00:23:19,113 --> 00:23:20,137
See you.

398
00:23:20,314 --> 00:23:21,440
- Hello, Archy.
- Hello.

399
00:23:21,615 --> 00:23:23,207
Come over here.

400
00:23:24,418 --> 00:23:26,181
Hello, Arch.
What brings you down here?

401
00:23:26,353 --> 00:23:27,547
What do you want, tickets?

402
00:23:27,721 --> 00:23:29,348
I want the Tank.

403
00:23:29,523 --> 00:23:32,981
Right. Well, you won't see him
on the cobbles, not this time of night.

404
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:37,756
He don't like the cold, see?
He's at the end of that street there.

405
00:23:37,932 --> 00:23:40,366
<i>Tank runs
the biggest ticket-tout organization...</i>

406
00:23:40,534 --> 00:23:41,865
<i>...in the West End of London.</i>

407
00:23:42,036 --> 00:23:45,494
<i>He knows more about what moves
on the streets than the rats themselves.</i>

408
00:23:45,673 --> 00:23:49,905
<i>Tank is a fortified world
of disgusting information.</i>

409
00:23:50,077 --> 00:23:52,671
- A word.
- Hello, Arch, what are you doing here?

410
00:23:53,380 --> 00:23:54,711
I need a word.

411
00:23:54,882 --> 00:23:56,850
Don't stand out there
on the cobbles.

412
00:23:57,017 --> 00:23:58,041
Step into my world.

413
00:24:04,692 --> 00:24:07,490
<i>Well, perhaps the birds and the...</i>

414
00:24:07,661 --> 00:24:09,561
Great movie this, Arch.

415
00:24:09,730 --> 00:24:11,630
They've had it redone.

416
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,968
Glorious picture.

417
00:24:15,402 --> 00:24:18,633
And the sound, well, it's exquisite.

418
00:24:19,707 --> 00:24:22,198
Could you turn it down a bit
so we could have a word?

419
00:24:22,376 --> 00:24:23,809
Oh, where are my manners?

420
00:24:23,978 --> 00:24:25,809
Sorry, Arch.
What do you want, tickets?

421
00:24:25,980 --> 00:24:28,710
Don't want tickets.
I'm looking for a painting.

422
00:24:28,883 --> 00:24:31,317
A classic painting,
been nicked out of Lenny's house.

423
00:24:31,485 --> 00:24:35,182
You got more feet on the street than
coppers on the beat, so I want you to help.

424
00:24:35,356 --> 00:24:39,122
I'll tell you what,
I'll leave you a little livener.

425
00:24:39,293 --> 00:24:41,921
Here's a couple of large
to get some tongues wagging.

426
00:24:44,698 --> 00:24:46,928
<i>- Yeah.
- Master, are you Fred?</i>

427
00:24:47,101 --> 00:24:48,329
It is Fred.

428
00:24:48,502 --> 00:24:50,766
<i>For years,
there's been a well-hidden informer...</i>

429
00:24:50,938 --> 00:24:53,600
<i>...that's sent us all down
at one point or another.</i>

430
00:24:53,774 --> 00:24:57,574
<i>And now Bob is looking
at a five-stretch due to this grass.</i>

431
00:24:58,812 --> 00:25:02,475
So, tell me, Handsome,
your mom can't be very happy.

432
00:25:02,650 --> 00:25:04,447
Not with you getting a five-stretch.

433
00:25:04,618 --> 00:25:07,086
Please, Fred, please, not again, yeah?

434
00:25:08,155 --> 00:25:10,589
I'm sorry, Bob.
You know I don't mean to offend.

435
00:25:10,758 --> 00:25:13,056
<i>But what makes the situation worse...</i>

436
00:25:13,227 --> 00:25:18,597
<i>...is everybody knows this dirty fucking rat
is still lurking somewhere among us.</i>

437
00:25:18,766 --> 00:25:20,791
Evening, gentlemen.

438
00:25:21,969 --> 00:25:23,994
Oh, lovely hat, Fred, lovely.

439
00:25:24,171 --> 00:25:26,537
Who gives a fuck what you think?

440
00:25:26,707 --> 00:25:28,641
Okay, gentlemen, let's go.

441
00:25:29,677 --> 00:25:33,773
First, my colleague Paul
will be modeling the gray wolf.

442
00:25:34,582 --> 00:25:37,346
I must apologize
for my assistant's handicaps.

443
00:25:37,518 --> 00:25:41,386
He has unusually long arms
and an alarmingly small neck.

444
00:25:41,555 --> 00:25:43,819
I agree it doesn't seem
the right time of year...

445
00:25:43,991 --> 00:25:47,620
...to be acquiring a coat
with such thermal efficiency.

446
00:25:47,795 --> 00:25:49,422
It is the middle of fucking summer.

447
00:25:49,597 --> 00:25:52,327
However,
Christmas is always around the corner.

448
00:25:52,499 --> 00:25:54,160
Where did you get these junkies, eh?

449
00:25:54,335 --> 00:25:55,927
What's this, a fucking double act?

450
00:25:56,103 --> 00:25:59,163
Get on with it,
give us the price and then leave.

451
00:25:59,506 --> 00:26:02,737
All in good time, gentlemen,
all in good time.

452
00:26:03,410 --> 00:26:05,742
Next up,
we have a very much sought-after affair...

453
00:26:05,913 --> 00:26:09,644
...seen in very, very glossy magazines.

454
00:26:10,184 --> 00:26:14,814
<i>Junkies, as any junkie will tell you,
are not to be trusted.</i>

455
00:26:14,989 --> 00:26:18,516
<i>They take what doesn't belong to them,
not because they're thinking...</i>

456
00:26:18,692 --> 00:26:20,159
<i>...but because they're junkies.</i>

457
00:26:20,327 --> 00:26:22,352
What? It's only fire.

458
00:26:22,529 --> 00:26:24,861
<i>Selling stolen fur coats
in the middle of summer...</i>

459
00:26:25,032 --> 00:26:27,592
<i>...would not seem peculiar
to the average junkie mind.</i>

460
00:26:29,103 --> 00:26:32,072
The famous but rare black bear.

461
00:26:33,407 --> 00:26:36,240
Found in the dark mountains
of Siberian Calcutta.

462
00:26:36,410 --> 00:26:38,503
Get an eyeful of that stripe,
gentlemen, eh?

463
00:26:38,679 --> 00:26:41,978
Oh, have a look,
it's a 6-foot skunk, isn't it?

464
00:26:43,384 --> 00:26:47,718
And all of this could be yours
for the staggeringly low...

465
00:26:47,921 --> 00:26:49,388
<i>- Yeah, hello.
- It's Archy.</i>

466
00:26:49,556 --> 00:26:51,251
<i>- Hello, Arch, come up.
- Open up.</i>

467
00:26:51,425 --> 00:26:54,451
Come up, son.
Right, you two, out of here, live-o.

468
00:26:54,628 --> 00:26:56,391
Come on, back door, fuck off.

469
00:26:56,563 --> 00:26:58,963
<i>The Wild Bunch have had to put
extra money on top...</i>

470
00:26:59,133 --> 00:27:00,657
<i>...to ignite Lenny's contacts.</i>

471
00:27:00,834 --> 00:27:03,428
<i>And maybe, just maybe,
Lenny's magic wand...</i>

472
00:27:03,604 --> 00:27:07,802
<i>...can make Bob's legal paperwork
mysteriously disappear.</i>

473
00:27:07,975 --> 00:27:09,499
You all right, Fred?

474
00:27:09,677 --> 00:27:10,905
Arch.

475
00:27:11,078 --> 00:27:12,238
Mumbles.

476
00:27:12,413 --> 00:27:13,937
Arch.

477
00:27:14,281 --> 00:27:16,579
- Bob.
- Yeah, Archy.

478
00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:17,978
One Two.

479
00:27:18,152 --> 00:27:19,642
Arch.

480
00:27:20,087 --> 00:27:22,055
I see you brought
your biggest gorilla with you.

481
00:27:23,757 --> 00:27:25,725
That's very unkind.

482
00:27:26,593 --> 00:27:28,618
You wanna be careful, One Two.

483
00:27:28,796 --> 00:27:31,629
You don't wanna catch another cold,
do you?

484
00:27:33,367 --> 00:27:36,029
Speeler's a bit quiet today, Fred.

485
00:27:36,203 --> 00:27:37,227
Everything all right?

486
00:27:37,404 --> 00:27:39,395
It's good as gold, thanks, good as gold.

487
00:27:39,573 --> 00:27:41,006
Good.

488
00:27:43,744 --> 00:27:45,905
So come on, where is it?

489
00:27:46,513 --> 00:27:48,640
What, can't you smell it?

490
00:27:49,483 --> 00:27:50,643
No, I can't.

491
00:27:58,192 --> 00:27:59,819
Look at that, we could make a team.

492
00:27:59,993 --> 00:28:02,223
Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Arch?

493
00:28:02,763 --> 00:28:05,231
Oh, by the way, this is for you.

494
00:28:05,399 --> 00:28:08,095
You buy yourself a new pair
of football boots or something.

495
00:28:08,268 --> 00:28:09,758
Really?

496
00:28:09,937 --> 00:28:12,735
You ain't half a funny bastard, ain't you?

497
00:28:13,807 --> 00:28:15,536
Good night, ladies.

498
00:28:18,645 --> 00:28:22,308
They say there are only two days
you enjoy a boat.

499
00:28:22,783 --> 00:28:25,809
The day you buy it
and the day you sell it.

500
00:28:26,587 --> 00:28:28,851
According to my figures,
that sounds about right.

501
00:28:29,022 --> 00:28:30,455
What are you gonna do?

502
00:28:30,624 --> 00:28:32,387
Beauty is a cruel mistress.

503
00:28:32,559 --> 00:28:34,288
I must remember that line.

504
00:28:34,461 --> 00:28:35,951
Be my guest.

505
00:28:36,130 --> 00:28:38,655
- Can I pour you a glass?
- No.

506
00:28:38,832 --> 00:28:39,958
Thank you.

507
00:28:41,201 --> 00:28:42,225
You know, I like you.

508
00:28:43,937 --> 00:28:45,370
I like the way you are.

509
00:28:45,539 --> 00:28:49,407
Always thinking about business,
very professional.

510
00:28:50,477 --> 00:28:53,139
Well, that's what you pay me to be,
isn't it?

511
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:54,977
Tell me about your husband.

512
00:28:57,384 --> 00:28:58,681
My husband is a lawyer.

513
00:28:58,852 --> 00:29:00,843
I hear he's very good at what he does.

514
00:29:01,555 --> 00:29:03,523
Maybe we can have some work for him.

515
00:29:03,690 --> 00:29:07,922
Tell me, what do you do for fun?

516
00:29:12,666 --> 00:29:14,156
Have I offended you in some way?

517
00:29:15,335 --> 00:29:17,735
As you said, I'm a professional,
you're my employer.

518
00:29:17,905 --> 00:29:21,102
So as long as it stays that way,
why would I be offended?

519
00:29:22,976 --> 00:29:26,377
You see, Victor?
This is what I am talking about.

520
00:29:26,780 --> 00:29:28,907
This is what I like about this country.

521
00:29:29,082 --> 00:29:30,276
They understand hierarchy.

522
00:29:30,451 --> 00:29:33,943
You do your job, I do mine,
and everyone gets along.

523
00:29:34,521 --> 00:29:36,580
Now, back to business.

524
00:29:37,391 --> 00:29:38,915
We have had security problems.

525
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,391
And to cut a long story short...

526
00:29:42,062 --> 00:29:45,589
...I need another 7 million euros
lost in the books.

527
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:50,034
Mr. Omovich, I'm the best at what I do.

528
00:29:50,204 --> 00:29:52,035
I could certainly cover
some of that money...

529
00:29:52,206 --> 00:29:53,230
Tsk, tsk, tsk.

530
00:29:53,407 --> 00:29:56,035
...but even I can't hide 7 million
from the tax man.

531
00:29:57,644 --> 00:29:59,339
But if you are so good...

532
00:29:59,513 --> 00:30:01,242
You devil.

533
00:30:01,415 --> 00:30:02,575
Let me think about it.

534
00:30:03,650 --> 00:30:05,914
There are some options
I've tried to leave open.

535
00:30:08,088 --> 00:30:09,680
Thank you.

536
00:30:26,573 --> 00:30:30,566
- Come on, Bobby boy, cheer up.
- What have I got to cheer up about?

537
00:30:30,744 --> 00:30:32,871
I'll be locked up in an 8-by-10
tomorrow night.

538
00:30:33,046 --> 00:30:37,415
Bob, that's tomorrow night, okay?
So tonight is takeoff time.

539
00:30:38,018 --> 00:30:41,181
And we have got a party
planned for you, my man.

540
00:30:41,355 --> 00:30:44,256
We got a couple of grams of hurry up
and four Jack the Rippers.

541
00:30:44,424 --> 00:30:46,119
We've got the Harris twins.

542
00:30:47,060 --> 00:30:50,587
Probably the most expensive escort girls
ever to have escorted.

543
00:30:50,764 --> 00:30:52,527
Got the night off from the Russians...

544
00:30:52,699 --> 00:30:56,135
...and they have been greased down
just for the Bobski.

545
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,356
Okay, well, I see that cheered you up.

546
00:31:02,357 --> 00:31:04,472
It's not that I'm not
grateful, it's just...

547
00:31:07,247 --> 00:31:08,271
What? It's just what?

548
00:31:09,349 --> 00:31:10,441
You wouldn't understand.

549
00:31:10,617 --> 00:31:12,642
Come on, Bobby boy, that's not fair.

550
00:31:12,819 --> 00:31:14,650
I'd understand anything
coming from you.

551
00:31:17,558 --> 00:31:19,025
Would you?

552
00:31:19,993 --> 00:31:21,654
Bob, you're my best mate.

553
00:31:26,099 --> 00:31:28,863
You see, I don't want the strippers,
One Two.

554
00:31:29,836 --> 00:31:31,303
Okay.

555
00:31:32,039 --> 00:31:33,802
I want you.

556
00:31:45,285 --> 00:31:47,344
Dirty bastard.

557
00:31:52,926 --> 00:31:54,188
You dirty bastard.

558
00:31:57,064 --> 00:31:59,191
Bob, I know all your girlfriends,
all of them.

559
00:31:59,366 --> 00:32:01,926
I told you, you wouldn't understand.

560
00:32:02,102 --> 00:32:04,662
What, I wouldn't understand
that you're a fucking homo?

561
00:32:05,939 --> 00:32:06,997
You're Handsome Bob.

562
00:32:07,174 --> 00:32:10,575
You're Handsome Bob,
the fucking lady-killer, that's who you are.

563
00:32:10,744 --> 00:32:12,268
Do you hear me, Bob?

564
00:32:12,446 --> 00:32:15,677
I mean, I've had showers with you, man.
You've seen my fucking cock.

565
00:32:15,849 --> 00:32:17,612
I should have just kept my mouth shut.

566
00:32:17,784 --> 00:32:19,843
Right, you should have kept
your mouth shut.

567
00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:22,284
We should've just gone
and done the strippers...

568
00:32:22,456 --> 00:32:24,083
...like Handsome Bob would've done.

569
00:32:24,257 --> 00:32:26,589
You should drown the cat
instead of letting it out.

570
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:29,752
No, no, not you. Not fag Bob.

571
00:32:47,314 --> 00:32:50,613
I am so sorry.

572
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:54,944
Well, I'm sorry.

573
00:32:55,122 --> 00:32:56,680
No, I'm sorry.

574
00:32:56,857 --> 00:32:58,916
- No, I'm sorry.
- No, no, I'm sorry.

575
00:32:59,092 --> 00:33:01,788
No, I'm fucking sorry, Bob, all right?

576
00:33:01,962 --> 00:33:04,192
I went over the top a bit.

577
00:33:04,364 --> 00:33:06,992
And it was a bit
of a fucking surprise, Bob.

578
00:33:07,167 --> 00:33:09,431
It was a bit of a broadside.

579
00:33:09,603 --> 00:33:11,264
It's fine. It's fine.

580
00:33:14,541 --> 00:33:17,032
Five years, you know.

581
00:33:17,711 --> 00:33:20,339
I don't know if I can handle it.

582
00:33:25,218 --> 00:33:28,449
I don't know what I was thinking, Bob.

583
00:33:28,889 --> 00:33:32,985
I mean, there's nothing wrong
with being a poof or being a gay...

584
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:37,028
...or whatever it is you call it,
I don't know.

585
00:33:37,698 --> 00:33:41,429
I mean, there's gonna be plenty
of your lot in there.

586
00:33:41,735 --> 00:33:43,703
You'll probably love it.

587
00:33:45,872 --> 00:33:47,863
Oh, God.

588
00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:54,545
What...?

589
00:33:54,815 --> 00:33:57,545
What exactly is it that you...?

590
00:33:58,485 --> 00:34:02,421
That you wanna do to me, then, Bob?

591
00:34:04,991 --> 00:34:06,856
Tank, come in.

592
00:34:08,762 --> 00:34:09,786
You want a drink?

593
00:34:09,963 --> 00:34:13,558
No, thanks, Archy.
Not till the sun's past the yard hour.

594
00:34:19,172 --> 00:34:22,801
Ooh. Nice office Lenny's got here, isn't it?

595
00:34:23,310 --> 00:34:26,802
Like that,
Scandinavian pine posing as English oak.

596
00:34:26,980 --> 00:34:28,880
Nice touch, that.

597
00:34:29,549 --> 00:34:30,846
Ooh.

598
00:34:31,218 --> 00:34:33,345
- Whistler.
- Come again?

599
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:37,047
Nineteenth century,
Beaufort Hunt, master of hounds.

600
00:34:37,424 --> 00:34:38,448
Is that right?

601
00:34:38,625 --> 00:34:42,117
You know a man's cultured
when he's got a Whistler on the wall.

602
00:34:45,332 --> 00:34:46,822
Go on.

603
00:34:52,339 --> 00:34:55,137
Now, you know why they call me Tank,
don't you, Archy?

604
00:34:55,308 --> 00:34:57,538
It's because you're a dirty,
big black bastard.

605
00:34:57,711 --> 00:35:00,373
Think tank, Arch.

606
00:35:00,547 --> 00:35:02,412
Nothing gets past the old think tank.

607
00:35:02,783 --> 00:35:04,307
Nothing.

608
00:35:05,285 --> 00:35:09,119
So I thought I'd fire a few questions
into the right direction.

609
00:35:09,289 --> 00:35:13,191
Thought I'd come see you because it looks
like I got news about your painting.

610
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,260
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

611
00:35:16,029 --> 00:35:19,055
Right, let me tell you how this works.

612
00:35:19,232 --> 00:35:22,395
You're going in the drink,
and I'm gonna have a cup of tea.

613
00:35:22,569 --> 00:35:26,027
Beneath your feet
is the famous river Thames.

614
00:35:26,973 --> 00:35:29,441
I just hope for your sakes
you can hold your breath...

615
00:35:29,609 --> 00:35:31,770
...for as long as it takes
my kettle to boil.

616
00:35:31,945 --> 00:35:35,540
After that, I'm gonna ask you a question,
just one question.

617
00:35:35,715 --> 00:35:37,410
You're gonna give me a name.

618
00:35:37,584 --> 00:35:38,915
And if it's the right name...

619
00:35:39,085 --> 00:35:42,145
...I'm gonna send you home warm and dry
in a fresh set of clothes.

620
00:35:42,322 --> 00:35:46,816
If it's the wrong name,
you'll be fed to the crayfish.

621
00:35:46,993 --> 00:35:49,655
They're American, these crayfish.

622
00:35:49,830 --> 00:35:50,922
Big, hungry bastards.

623
00:35:51,097 --> 00:35:54,089
And like most things American,
they've eaten the natives...

624
00:35:54,267 --> 00:35:57,168
...but they've still got room for more.

625
00:35:57,337 --> 00:35:58,497
Show him one, Charlie.

626
00:36:01,575 --> 00:36:04,043
All right, see you, enjoy.

627
00:36:05,745 --> 00:36:09,044
No, no, no. They got money.

628
00:36:09,216 --> 00:36:11,241
They stole the fucking money.

629
00:36:11,418 --> 00:36:14,080
I swear, I wouldn't fucking lie to you,
please.

630
00:36:14,254 --> 00:36:15,949
No, no, no.

631
00:36:16,122 --> 00:36:17,214
Oh, stop, stop.

632
00:36:17,390 --> 00:36:19,381
No, don't.

633
00:36:19,559 --> 00:36:22,995
The American crayfish
was introduced in the '20s.

634
00:36:23,163 --> 00:36:25,495
A guest, if you like.

635
00:36:25,799 --> 00:36:29,860
And like most guests having a good time,
they didn't wanna leave.

636
00:36:30,036 --> 00:36:31,503
Next 50 years...

637
00:36:31,671 --> 00:36:35,903
...they consumed all the local crayfish,
wiped them out.

638
00:36:37,210 --> 00:36:41,806
And then, they started eating each other.

639
00:36:43,984 --> 00:36:46,748
That's the thing about greed, Arch.

640
00:36:47,087 --> 00:36:49,112
It's blind.

641
00:36:51,224 --> 00:36:53,522
And it doesn't know when to stop.

642
00:36:54,961 --> 00:36:57,020
That's why I'm here.

643
00:36:58,732 --> 00:37:00,563
To keep order.

644
00:37:01,568 --> 00:37:03,729
Danny, hose him down.

645
00:37:23,390 --> 00:37:27,690
Right, who's got that painting?
One name.

646
00:37:28,194 --> 00:37:29,684
Johnny.

647
00:37:30,363 --> 00:37:31,387
Johnny Quid.

648
00:37:33,066 --> 00:37:36,331
The singer from the group,
the Quid Lickers.

649
00:37:36,503 --> 00:37:38,801
This hasn't worked, has it?

650
00:37:39,372 --> 00:37:42,273
- How can a dead man sell you a painting?
- No, he's not dead.

651
00:37:42,442 --> 00:37:46,105
He's not dead, he just tried selling us
that painting and he changed his mind.

652
00:37:46,279 --> 00:37:49,214
- He's got, like, an obsession with it.
- Oh, for fuck's sake.

653
00:37:49,382 --> 00:37:51,350
Archy, put him back in
before I shoot him.

654
00:37:51,518 --> 00:37:54,146
No, please, I know who he is.
We went to school together.

655
00:37:54,321 --> 00:37:55,345
I wouldn't lie to you.

656
00:37:55,522 --> 00:37:57,717
I don't lie.
I've never lied in my life.

657
00:37:57,891 --> 00:38:00,189
Now, please just let me go.
I don't wanna get...

658
00:38:04,864 --> 00:38:06,627
Len, can I have a word?

659
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,961
I really wouldn't lie to you.

660
00:38:15,508 --> 00:38:18,602
- Your boy ain't dead, is he?
- Don't you dare call him my boy.

661
00:38:18,778 --> 00:38:23,112
Oh, you know what I mean.
Your ex's boy, your stepson.

662
00:38:23,850 --> 00:38:25,977
He had a set of keys to the house,
didn't he?

663
00:38:26,152 --> 00:38:28,712
He just won't fucking die,
that cockroach.

664
00:38:28,888 --> 00:38:32,221
That junkie's seen more funerals
than a fucking undertaker, he's poison.

665
00:38:32,392 --> 00:38:36,419
I tell you, the next world war
will have his name written all over it.

666
00:38:38,665 --> 00:38:40,690
Look, you go see...

667
00:38:40,867 --> 00:38:44,860
...if you can find them two flash idiots
that used to be his manager.

668
00:38:45,038 --> 00:38:46,869
What are they called?

669
00:38:47,474 --> 00:38:48,805
Greek and Minnie?

670
00:38:48,975 --> 00:38:51,307
- Roman and Mickey.
- Yeah, whatever.

671
00:38:51,478 --> 00:38:55,505
Because if anybody can find
that smoking crack pipe, they can.

672
00:38:55,782 --> 00:38:58,910
No, you're not listening to what I'm saying.
That's exactly what I do.

673
00:38:59,085 --> 00:39:01,918
The dry ice, Mickey.
I need the fucking dry ice.

674
00:39:02,088 --> 00:39:03,851
My show just doesn't work without it.

675
00:39:04,024 --> 00:39:05,286
Hold on a second.

676
00:39:05,458 --> 00:39:08,154
If you would've asked me yesterday
for dry ice...

677
00:39:08,328 --> 00:39:10,888
...I would've got the driest ice
the world could find...

678
00:39:11,064 --> 00:39:12,463
...but you didn't ask me.

679
00:39:12,632 --> 00:39:15,624
You asked me for two cases
of Johnnie Walker Black Label...

680
00:39:15,802 --> 00:39:18,828
...and four ladies of the pole,
and I got them for you, didn't I?

681
00:39:19,005 --> 00:39:20,370
Yes.

682
00:39:20,540 --> 00:39:22,303
Yes, you did, I do confess.

683
00:39:22,475 --> 00:39:28,436
But, Mickey, you are the manager,
I'm the rocker.

684
00:39:28,615 --> 00:39:32,107
You got on the hat.
Why don't you just pull something out of it?

685
00:39:32,285 --> 00:39:34,651
My hat is deep and full of magic.

686
00:39:34,821 --> 00:39:38,655
I got rabbits, handkerchiefs
and ladies of the pole drinking Black Label.

687
00:39:39,025 --> 00:39:41,186
I got smoke machines,
bubble machines...

688
00:39:41,361 --> 00:39:45,957
...I even got love marines,
and still the hat goes deeper.

689
00:39:46,566 --> 00:39:47,794
All right?

690
00:39:48,168 --> 00:39:50,636
But there ain't no motherfucking dry ice.

691
00:39:50,804 --> 00:39:52,431
Okay.

692
00:39:52,772 --> 00:39:54,569
You made your point.

693
00:39:55,208 --> 00:39:59,304
But tomorrow,
might be quite nice to have some dry ice.

694
00:40:01,915 --> 00:40:03,883
- You read this?
- What?

695
00:40:04,050 --> 00:40:07,417
"Singer extraordinaire, Johnny Quid
fell off a boat," they said.

696
00:40:07,587 --> 00:40:10,317
" Missing, assumed dead," they say.

697
00:40:10,490 --> 00:40:11,855
Our Johnny?

698
00:40:12,025 --> 00:40:15,984
How many rock stars by the name Johnny
Quid do you think there are in the universe?

699
00:40:16,162 --> 00:40:18,494
Only thing he fell off is his junkie spoon.

700
00:40:18,665 --> 00:40:21,156
He's no deader
than them shoes you got on.

701
00:40:21,334 --> 00:40:24,394
He'll be gearing himself up,
happy as a clam in a fisherman's net.

702
00:40:24,571 --> 00:40:25,970
June, how dead is Johnny?

703
00:40:26,139 --> 00:40:28,664
If he's dead,
that's the third time this year.

704
00:40:29,943 --> 00:40:31,706
Rockers like that never die.

705
00:40:34,314 --> 00:40:37,044
They just wither and give me pain.

706
00:41:01,808 --> 00:41:04,504
Now, listen to me, boy. Listen.

707
00:41:04,677 --> 00:41:07,544
I never did like you,
neither did your real dad.

708
00:41:07,714 --> 00:41:08,738
You're a reject.

709
00:41:08,915 --> 00:41:12,612
A wrong and a fucking fairy in the mirror
that I inherited from your mom.

710
00:41:12,785 --> 00:41:15,549
But she ain't with us no more,
so it's just you and me.

711
00:41:15,722 --> 00:41:18,054
Now, next week,
you're going back to school.

712
00:41:18,224 --> 00:41:21,682
The most expensive fucking school
in this country, I might add.

713
00:41:21,861 --> 00:41:23,726
And then you'll be gone
for a whole term.

714
00:41:23,897 --> 00:41:29,358
In the meantime, show some gratitude
and keep the fucking music down.

715
00:42:18,685 --> 00:42:20,653
Go on, John.

716
00:42:20,820 --> 00:42:22,481
Jog it on.

717
00:42:24,123 --> 00:42:26,023
I can't, Pete.

718
00:42:26,492 --> 00:42:28,153
The painting's got me.

719
00:42:28,328 --> 00:42:30,489
That's what art does to you, Pete.
It gets you.

720
00:42:30,663 --> 00:42:33,427
You'd get a good few notes for that.

721
00:42:34,667 --> 00:42:37,898
- You wouldn't understand.
- Why not?

722
00:42:38,071 --> 00:42:40,972
Because you are street scum, Pete.

723
00:42:41,140 --> 00:42:44,166
You're in need of a good education.
That's what you need.

724
00:42:44,344 --> 00:42:46,676
But your dad
didn't give a shit about you, did he?

725
00:42:46,846 --> 00:42:48,711
And that's why you're on the gear.

726
00:42:48,881 --> 00:42:51,577
The gear is your surrogate father.

727
00:42:51,751 --> 00:42:55,209
Leave off, John.
What, is this shrink time?

728
00:42:56,656 --> 00:42:59,454
Come on, Pedro.

729
00:43:00,393 --> 00:43:04,523
I'm your sponsor, doctor.

730
00:43:04,697 --> 00:43:08,155
I'll be your dad if you feel
a bit of regression coming on.

731
00:43:08,768 --> 00:43:12,067
But first, we need a drink in our hands.

732
00:43:14,741 --> 00:43:18,871
<i>My dad used to make me watch Bonanza
every Sunday after church.</i>

733
00:43:19,312 --> 00:43:21,337
Well, that's got
to have done some damage.

734
00:43:21,514 --> 00:43:24,745
- All those guns, nuns and cowboys.
- You think?

735
00:43:24,917 --> 00:43:26,350
It wasn't all bad.

736
00:43:26,519 --> 00:43:28,282
He sometimes made me laugh too.

737
00:43:28,454 --> 00:43:30,581
Well, now we're onto something.

738
00:43:30,757 --> 00:43:32,452
Did he ever interfere with you?

739
00:43:32,959 --> 00:43:35,621
You know, touch you inappropriate-like.

740
00:43:36,195 --> 00:43:38,026
He tickled me, if that's what you mean.

741
00:43:38,197 --> 00:43:41,394
In psychological circles,
there's a technical term for that scenario.

742
00:43:41,801 --> 00:43:43,291
There is?

743
00:43:43,469 --> 00:43:45,733
Monsteroustickalotis.

744
00:43:45,905 --> 00:43:47,429
You what?

745
00:43:47,874 --> 00:43:49,466
Your dad was a tickling monster.

746
00:43:51,277 --> 00:43:52,869
Oi, that's my drink.

747
00:43:53,646 --> 00:43:55,273
Fuck you, sing-along.

748
00:43:55,448 --> 00:43:57,473
You're no help,
and stop calling me Pedro.

749
00:43:57,884 --> 00:43:59,112
Oi.

750
00:44:01,354 --> 00:44:02,378
Come on then, boy.

751
00:44:02,555 --> 00:44:06,116
I'll have you and your girlfriends.
I'll do the lot of youse.

752
00:44:07,794 --> 00:44:10,490
Do I not look like a pothouse?
Six foot down the bar.

753
00:44:10,663 --> 00:44:14,326
Go on, jog on, walk on,
goodbye, bon voyage, fuck off.

754
00:44:20,073 --> 00:44:21,973
- Was I good or what, Pete?
- Yeah.

755
00:44:22,141 --> 00:44:23,802
It's all in the eyes.

756
00:44:23,976 --> 00:44:26,171
Junkies, I shit them.

757
00:44:39,459 --> 00:44:41,290
Roman, Mickey.

758
00:44:41,461 --> 00:44:46,194
I tried to stop them,
but they couldn't be stopped.

759
00:44:46,366 --> 00:44:49,460
- I think they just wanted...
- Just wanted to have a chat.

760
00:44:49,635 --> 00:44:51,569
I'm sorry, Mickey.

761
00:44:51,904 --> 00:44:54,304
Yeah, don't worry about it, June.

762
00:44:54,474 --> 00:44:56,465
Why don't you go have another lunch?

763
00:44:56,876 --> 00:44:59,276
Come over here, babe.
We can have it together.

764
00:45:00,313 --> 00:45:02,679
Yeah, sorry to intrude.

765
00:45:03,149 --> 00:45:05,049
They call this a litchi, don't they?

766
00:45:05,218 --> 00:45:06,515
Litchi.

767
00:45:06,686 --> 00:45:08,551
Litchi, litchi.

768
00:45:15,528 --> 00:45:16,859
Mm.

769
00:45:17,029 --> 00:45:19,623
It's tasty and exotic.

770
00:45:20,066 --> 00:45:21,158
A bit like your June.

771
00:45:22,902 --> 00:45:24,392
Thanks.

772
00:45:28,107 --> 00:45:29,369
Can we help you?

773
00:45:29,542 --> 00:45:31,806
Yeah. You got an act
called the Quid Lickers.

774
00:45:31,978 --> 00:45:33,946
We did, yeah.

775
00:45:39,051 --> 00:45:42,543
And there's a singer called Johnny Quid.

776
00:45:42,722 --> 00:45:44,349
There was.

777
00:45:44,524 --> 00:45:47,550
Well, I'd like to see Mr. Quid.

778
00:45:47,727 --> 00:45:50,457
I'd like to see him too,
but that's gonna be tricky.

779
00:45:50,630 --> 00:45:51,961
According to the papers...

780
00:45:52,131 --> 00:45:54,759
...the only songs Mr. Quid's
gonna be singing are hymns.

781
00:45:54,934 --> 00:45:56,731
And I shed a tear.

782
00:45:56,903 --> 00:46:02,136
I shed a tear for all those bone tops
that read the papers and believe that shit.

783
00:46:02,608 --> 00:46:04,974
But did you see his body?

784
00:46:05,144 --> 00:46:07,135
Did you see him smacked up
and cracked up...

785
00:46:07,313 --> 00:46:10,009
...with his tongue on his chin
and his cock in his hand...

786
00:46:10,183 --> 00:46:12,811
...swinging from the rafters
like a real RocknRolla?

787
00:46:12,985 --> 00:46:14,612
No, you didn't, did you?

788
00:46:14,787 --> 00:46:17,381
And nobody else
fucking did either, did they?

789
00:46:17,557 --> 00:46:19,616
Because he ain't dead.

790
00:46:19,792 --> 00:46:23,387
He's alive, alive-o somewhere,
selling cockles and mussels...

791
00:46:23,563 --> 00:46:26,589
...and a very important painting
that doesn't belong to him.

792
00:46:27,733 --> 00:46:30,258
I'm sorry,
what does this have to do with us?

793
00:46:30,803 --> 00:46:35,137
You have 12 licenses
within a jurisdiction which I control.

794
00:46:35,308 --> 00:46:37,572
So if you wanna play on,
do what I tell you.

795
00:46:41,047 --> 00:46:43,015
I can tell what you're thinking now.

796
00:46:43,182 --> 00:46:44,877
Well, there's not much you can't do.

797
00:46:45,051 --> 00:46:47,417
Slow down, Tinkerbell.

798
00:46:49,489 --> 00:46:52,617
<i>You'll never sing the same
If your teeth ain't your own</i>

799
00:46:56,162 --> 00:46:59,427
Wait, so you guys
are gonna take care of him?

800
00:46:59,599 --> 00:47:01,931
What do you think we are, gangsters?

801
00:47:02,635 --> 00:47:03,966
That's not my style.

802
00:47:04,470 --> 00:47:07,906
So do us all a favor
before you catch a cold.

803
00:47:14,113 --> 00:47:15,512
There he is.

804
00:47:15,982 --> 00:47:17,813
You were missed in court this morning.

805
00:47:17,984 --> 00:47:19,451
Not very compassionate, is it?

806
00:47:19,619 --> 00:47:21,780
Not turning up to your amigo's funeral.

807
00:47:22,154 --> 00:47:25,681
Yeah, everyone else was there,
except you.

808
00:47:26,125 --> 00:47:28,218
And I got the feeling
that the only person...

809
00:47:28,394 --> 00:47:31,625
...that Handsome
really wanted to see there was you.

810
00:47:34,166 --> 00:47:36,293
All right, well,
what are you saying, Fred?

811
00:47:36,469 --> 00:47:39,336
What the fuck are you getting at?
Come on, out with it.

812
00:47:39,505 --> 00:47:41,530
Whoa, leave it.

813
00:47:42,074 --> 00:47:44,338
We all know how much you loved Bob.

814
00:47:45,611 --> 00:47:48,273
What exactly do you mean, loved Bob?

815
00:47:48,915 --> 00:47:50,405
Guess who.

816
00:47:51,250 --> 00:47:53,241
Prosecution lost the paperwork.
I'm offski.

817
00:47:53,419 --> 00:47:54,613
Case is closed.

818
00:47:59,692 --> 00:48:01,489
Five years.

819
00:48:07,567 --> 00:48:09,899
You're supposed to be in fucking...

820
00:48:10,069 --> 00:48:12,333
One Two, phone for you.

821
00:48:17,243 --> 00:48:20,144
Someone lose a bit of paperwork,
did they, One Two?

822
00:48:20,313 --> 00:48:22,645
- Very clever.
- Yeah, well, next time, you remember.

823
00:48:22,815 --> 00:48:25,978
That's exactly why you pay Lenny,
understood?

824
00:48:26,152 --> 00:48:28,313
<i>- All right.
- Good.</i>

825
00:48:32,925 --> 00:48:34,358
How did you get this number?

826
00:48:34,527 --> 00:48:36,392
Oh, I can get any number.

827
00:48:36,562 --> 00:48:38,086
I work with numbers, don't I?

828
00:48:38,731 --> 00:48:41,825
One point for initiative,
and two to tell me what's on your mind.

829
00:48:42,935 --> 00:48:45,927
My old man's having a party tonight,
and he needs some smarties.

830
00:48:46,105 --> 00:48:48,539
It's a liberty,
but I thought you might know someone.

831
00:48:48,708 --> 00:48:51,404
<i>- Sorry, not my thing.
- And I've got a bit of work for you.</i>

832
00:48:52,044 --> 00:48:55,275
<i>You can bring your friends.
Lots of interesting people there.</i>

833
00:48:55,448 --> 00:48:58,611
<i>- Rich and famous, great and the good.
- All right.</i>

834
00:48:59,352 --> 00:49:01,343
<i>Let me see what I can do.</i>

835
00:49:30,683 --> 00:49:32,275
Okay?

836
00:49:45,698 --> 00:49:49,065
Yeah, a nice drop of whiskey.
That, I must say.

837
00:49:49,235 --> 00:49:51,260
I suppose you're wondering
why you are here.

838
00:49:51,437 --> 00:49:54,998
Well, I assume you just wanted to check
that everything was kosher my end.

839
00:49:55,174 --> 00:49:58,041
I was surprised
when you didn't come through...

840
00:49:58,210 --> 00:49:59,472
...at the appropriate time.

841
00:49:59,645 --> 00:50:02,443
But then,
I reckon you must have your reasons.

842
00:50:02,615 --> 00:50:03,639
I understand that.

843
00:50:03,816 --> 00:50:06,683
And I wouldn't like things
to go wrong either...

844
00:50:06,852 --> 00:50:09,878
...which brings me conveniently
to my next point.

845
00:50:10,322 --> 00:50:12,847
Ever since the painting,
you know, my lucky painting...

846
00:50:13,025 --> 00:50:19,089
...hasn't been hanging on my wall,
things have not been so lucky.

847
00:50:19,265 --> 00:50:22,723
I know this is a rude request because
we have not concluded our business...

848
00:50:22,902 --> 00:50:26,497
...but I feel as though I need it.

849
00:50:26,939 --> 00:50:28,236
Yeah.

850
00:50:34,213 --> 00:50:37,011
Fucking hell.
He's given you that bar tan again.

851
00:50:37,183 --> 00:50:40,277
- You wanna lay off that vodka.
- Shut up, Arch.

852
00:50:40,453 --> 00:50:42,978
- Everything all right?
- No, it fucking ain't all right.

853
00:50:43,155 --> 00:50:45,749
He wants his painting back.
His lucky painting.

854
00:50:45,925 --> 00:50:47,392
Painting?

855
00:50:48,027 --> 00:50:50,689
- That is a bit of a problem.
- You should've seen his eyes.

856
00:50:50,863 --> 00:50:53,991
I swear, they changed color.
They went fucking red.

857
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,935
They don't care
whose soil they're on, this lot.

858
00:50:58,270 --> 00:51:00,932
They could buy up half of London
without breaking a sweat.

859
00:51:01,107 --> 00:51:02,131
You're small-time.

860
00:51:02,308 --> 00:51:04,208
They click their fingers,
we'd be ether.

861
00:51:04,376 --> 00:51:08,176
You speak to me like that again,
I'll cut your fucking tongue out.

862
00:51:08,347 --> 00:51:11,009
I run this town. You got that?

863
00:51:11,183 --> 00:51:12,707
Me.

864
00:51:13,853 --> 00:51:17,050
Anyone who thinks he's rude enough,
let him raise a finger...

865
00:51:17,223 --> 00:51:21,057
...because I'll tear his fucking arm off.

866
00:51:22,094 --> 00:51:25,086
Do you understand that, Archy, do you?

867
00:51:25,464 --> 00:51:27,432
Yeah, yeah, I understand that.

868
00:51:29,902 --> 00:51:32,063
How about that?

869
00:51:32,238 --> 00:51:35,036
Johnny Quid's daddy. Mm.

870
00:51:36,008 --> 00:51:38,476
How did that go under the radar?

871
00:51:39,145 --> 00:51:40,305
Why doesn't anybody know?

872
00:51:40,479 --> 00:51:43,073
Would you want anyone to know
if that was your dad?

873
00:51:43,249 --> 00:51:46,082
Would we have signed him
if we would've known?

874
00:51:46,452 --> 00:51:48,113
I know what.

875
00:51:48,287 --> 00:51:52,053
We better give
that man something, anything.

876
00:51:52,224 --> 00:51:55,955
A bed that's been slept in,
a bone for his dog, some token of effort.

877
00:51:56,128 --> 00:52:00,030
If you want to find Johnny,
you have to see Cookie.

878
00:52:06,205 --> 00:52:07,695
Who are you?

879
00:52:08,674 --> 00:52:10,665
My name's Cookie.

880
00:52:11,177 --> 00:52:12,303
You must be with Stella.

881
00:52:12,711 --> 00:52:14,042
No, we're the SWAT team.

882
00:52:14,980 --> 00:52:16,413
Well, you better get swatting.

883
00:52:21,153 --> 00:52:22,643
This is gonna be a scream.

884
00:52:22,822 --> 00:52:24,153
Tallyho.

885
00:52:24,323 --> 00:52:26,587
- Fred, get them in.
- Come here.

886
00:52:26,759 --> 00:52:29,853
- Why me?
- Because you look like one of them.

887
00:52:30,296 --> 00:52:33,094
Take that chewing gum off your feet
before you start dancing.

888
00:52:33,265 --> 00:52:34,664
Follow me, boys.

889
00:52:40,706 --> 00:52:43,197
So who the man?

890
00:52:43,375 --> 00:52:46,071
- Cookie, I think that's your cue.
- Who's got the gear?

891
00:52:46,245 --> 00:52:47,974
Think I'll have a little dance first.

892
00:52:48,147 --> 00:52:51,241
- Fred, you fancy it?
- Yeah, go on.

893
00:52:53,586 --> 00:52:55,611
Look at the girls.

894
00:52:59,091 --> 00:53:01,958
Excuse me, darling.
What the fuck are you doing here, Bob?

895
00:53:02,394 --> 00:53:05,261
Well, all the boys were coming,
and I didn't have any plans.

896
00:53:05,431 --> 00:53:07,160
I thought I was gonna be locked up.

897
00:53:07,333 --> 00:53:09,130
So I thought I'd come and celebrate.

898
00:53:09,535 --> 00:53:12,663
- Do you fucking mind?
- Of course I fucking mind, Bob.

899
00:53:13,072 --> 00:53:15,472
What happened last night, okay,
between you and I...

900
00:53:15,641 --> 00:53:17,666
...that's our little secret, all right?

901
00:53:18,110 --> 00:53:21,204
It happened because you're
supposed to be going to prison today.

902
00:53:21,380 --> 00:53:24,679
If you tell anybody
about what happened last night, anybody...

903
00:53:26,852 --> 00:53:29,650
- Oh, good evening, gentlemen.
- Hi.

904
00:53:29,822 --> 00:53:31,619
- Fuck...
- Help yourselves to drinks.

905
00:53:31,790 --> 00:53:33,223
Okay, definitely, yeah.

906
00:53:36,395 --> 00:53:37,692
- Go that way.
- She's nice.

907
00:53:37,863 --> 00:53:39,296
Go that way.

908
00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:44,736
Then I'm like, "Bertie, take a Quaalude,"
you know what I mean?

909
00:53:46,672 --> 00:53:48,139
All right.

910
00:53:50,242 --> 00:53:51,800
Drink?

911
00:53:51,977 --> 00:53:54,172
- Dance?
- You're a dancer?

912
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:56,809
Am I a dancer?

913
00:53:56,982 --> 00:53:59,212
Shall we set the record straight?

914
00:53:59,385 --> 00:54:03,481
See, my dad was a dancer,
and his dad before him.

915
00:54:03,656 --> 00:54:07,956
So finally, it percolated
through the old DNA.

916
00:54:11,463 --> 00:54:13,192
You're not joining me?

917
00:54:14,199 --> 00:54:15,598
Sure.

918
00:54:15,768 --> 00:54:17,668
I like to dance.

919
00:54:34,653 --> 00:54:35,745
No.

920
00:54:35,921 --> 00:54:38,617
I'm Bertie. It's my party.

921
00:54:38,791 --> 00:54:40,418
So you're part of the Wild Bunch?

922
00:54:40,592 --> 00:54:42,958
Stella says you're dangerous.

923
00:54:44,863 --> 00:54:45,887
I am dangerous.

924
00:55:03,215 --> 00:55:06,275
Is your friend part of the Wild Bunch?

925
00:55:06,452 --> 00:55:07,476
No.

926
00:55:08,153 --> 00:55:09,415
He is the Wild Bunch.

927
00:55:23,802 --> 00:55:26,100
- I know all about your type.
- Oh, yeah?

928
00:55:26,271 --> 00:55:28,739
- How's that, then?
- I'm a criminal lawyer.

929
00:55:28,907 --> 00:55:32,399
And I know a secret
about your part of town.

930
00:55:32,578 --> 00:55:34,273
What's that, then, Bertie?

931
00:55:34,446 --> 00:55:37,142
You have an informer
in your neck of the woods.

932
00:55:38,517 --> 00:55:40,246
What's his name?

933
00:55:40,419 --> 00:55:42,649
You have to pay for secrets.

934
00:55:42,821 --> 00:55:45,688
Now, now, that's not very nice, is it?

935
00:55:47,192 --> 00:55:48,659
What's your price?

936
00:55:48,827 --> 00:55:53,526
And remember, I am dangerous.

937
00:55:53,699 --> 00:55:56,759
I want to meet the Wild Bunch.

938
00:56:00,973 --> 00:56:03,305
See that man sitting on the sofa?

939
00:56:03,475 --> 00:56:05,534
- Oh, the queen who's screwing me out.
- Yeah.

940
00:56:05,711 --> 00:56:07,838
- It's a bit hard to miss him.
- Do me a favor.

941
00:56:08,013 --> 00:56:11,107
- Go and chat him up, will you?
- Fuck off, who do you think I am?

942
00:56:11,283 --> 00:56:14,616
No, no, he's a bigtime lawyer
who reckons he knows about an informer...

943
00:56:14,787 --> 00:56:16,015
...in our part of town.

944
00:56:16,188 --> 00:56:17,849
Now, you were facing a five-stretch.

945
00:56:18,023 --> 00:56:20,423
And I figured
you might be interested, ain't it?

946
00:56:22,161 --> 00:56:23,822
Mm-hm.

947
00:56:28,133 --> 00:56:29,157
- Hey.
- How you doing?

948
00:56:29,334 --> 00:56:30,358
All right.

949
00:56:30,536 --> 00:56:32,868
- So we got another job on again.
- Yeah?

950
00:56:33,038 --> 00:56:34,164
Same one as before.

951
00:56:34,339 --> 00:56:37,672
Cor, it's all going down in here.
It's the den of iniquity, I tell you.

952
00:56:37,843 --> 00:56:39,504
I hear you have a secret.

953
00:56:39,678 --> 00:56:41,873
And by the looks of you,
you have more than one.

954
00:56:42,047 --> 00:56:44,015
I don't want to talk about work.

955
00:56:44,183 --> 00:56:49,052
If you tell me who this informer is,
then we can talk about anything you want.

956
00:56:49,655 --> 00:56:52,089
I gotta get myself a breath of fresh air.
Catch you...

957
00:56:52,257 --> 00:56:54,691
Oi, One Two, I owe you one.

958
00:56:54,860 --> 00:56:58,819
This lot are doing more bugle
than a brass section.

959
00:56:59,198 --> 00:57:01,826
- I'm happy for you, Cookie.
- Yeah.

960
00:57:07,673 --> 00:57:11,541
If he's an informer,
you'll have his depositions, poems.

961
00:57:11,710 --> 00:57:15,874
My, my, not just a pretty face.

962
00:57:16,615 --> 00:57:18,606
How'd you know
about those sort of things?

963
00:57:19,118 --> 00:57:20,415
Give me your mobile.

964
00:57:20,953 --> 00:57:22,181
- What?
- You heard me.

965
00:57:22,354 --> 00:57:23,878
Do as you're told.

966
00:57:27,659 --> 00:57:29,058
Ooh.

967
00:57:30,062 --> 00:57:31,586
That's nice.

968
00:57:33,465 --> 00:57:38,994
Here, we'll go for a drink next week,
and I'll tell you all about it.

969
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:44,172
All I need is some paperwork.

970
00:57:48,881 --> 00:57:50,940
Wait up, sing-along.

971
00:57:52,818 --> 00:57:54,547
Where's the rush?

972
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:55,880
All right.

973
00:57:56,255 --> 00:57:58,485
- What's wrong?
- Get that Archy on the phone.

974
00:57:58,657 --> 00:58:00,591
- I think we got a problem.
- What?

975
00:58:00,759 --> 00:58:03,023
How much is it gonna cost
if we shut down tonight?

976
00:58:03,195 --> 00:58:05,254
- Eleven thousand, three hundred...
- All right.

977
00:58:05,430 --> 00:58:07,261
Go out there
and see what's going down.

978
00:58:17,709 --> 00:58:20,769
You, what do you think
you're doing?

979
00:58:20,946 --> 00:58:22,846
What do you think?
We're trying to get in.

980
00:58:23,015 --> 00:58:24,448
Go home, wasters.

981
00:58:24,616 --> 00:58:28,313
- It costs money to get in here.
- Yes, I'm aware of that, my good man.

982
00:58:28,487 --> 00:58:29,920
Mr. Archy.

983
00:58:30,622 --> 00:58:33,022
No, you can't shut us down.
We got an act on.

984
00:58:33,192 --> 00:58:36,286
<i>- And I'm interested?
- We got a band on-stage right now.</i>

985
00:58:36,461 --> 00:58:37,689
- Find him.
- I understand.

986
00:58:37,863 --> 00:58:41,162
Listen, but I have to keep the club open.
You hear that shit?

987
00:58:41,333 --> 00:58:42,561
Run along, junkies.

988
00:58:42,734 --> 00:58:45,328
Oi, lookie but no touchy.

989
00:58:46,004 --> 00:58:47,471
Get off of him, you slag.

990
00:58:47,639 --> 00:58:50,301
He is absolute class.

991
00:58:54,713 --> 00:58:57,876
I gotta keep the club open.
We got 400 people in here.

992
00:59:03,789 --> 00:59:05,757
Leave it, John. I'm happy.

993
00:59:05,924 --> 00:59:08,893
I'm all right down here, mate.
Let's call it a night, eh?

994
00:59:09,061 --> 00:59:12,189
- I'll fucking show him happy.
- Oh, no.

995
00:59:24,576 --> 00:59:25,873
Fancy some more talent, boy?

996
00:59:26,778 --> 00:59:29,440
I'd like to make a complaint.
What's your name?

997
00:59:29,615 --> 00:59:33,312
Jog on, boy,
before I grind your bones to make my bread.

998
01:00:23,635 --> 01:00:25,227
Night, night.

999
01:00:26,672 --> 01:00:28,196
- Fucking mutt.
- Look at this, man.

1000
01:00:28,373 --> 01:00:31,240
- It's a damn revolution going on outside.
- No shit.

1001
01:00:31,410 --> 01:00:35,039
If we wanna keep our license
and the lights on, we gotta go find Cookie.

1002
01:00:41,553 --> 01:00:44,545
We'll put rock salt in the shells,
stick them in the revolver.

1003
01:00:44,723 --> 01:00:48,056
If they get large, we'll bang a couple
into them, should slow them down.

1004
01:00:48,226 --> 01:00:49,887
And they won't know the difference.

1005
01:00:50,062 --> 01:00:52,963
And then Bob's our driver, and...

1006
01:00:53,131 --> 01:00:55,759
- I don't wanna use Bob.
- What?

1007
01:00:55,934 --> 01:00:57,902
- I don't want to use Bob.
- He's our driver.

1008
01:00:58,070 --> 01:01:00,368
The Wild Bunch is not complete
without the driver.

1009
01:01:00,539 --> 01:01:01,904
No.

1010
01:01:02,507 --> 01:01:04,407
What's happened
between you and Bob, then?

1011
01:01:08,313 --> 01:01:13,148
Mumbles, there is something about Bob
that I don't think you know.

1012
01:01:13,318 --> 01:01:15,650
What's that, then? That he's a poof?

1013
01:01:16,688 --> 01:01:20,124
- How the fuck did you know that?
- Come on, everyone knows he's a flamer.

1014
01:01:20,292 --> 01:01:23,921
You're the only one that doesn't.
No. He likes the boys.

1015
01:01:24,096 --> 01:01:25,996
It's sausage and beans
all day long, mate.

1016
01:01:26,164 --> 01:01:27,995
What the fuck are you talking about?

1017
01:01:29,334 --> 01:01:32,633
- Did he make a pass at you?
- Yes, he fucking did.

1018
01:01:32,804 --> 01:01:34,396
So, what's the problem?

1019
01:01:34,573 --> 01:01:37,269
It was supposed to be his last night.
You took care of him.

1020
01:01:37,442 --> 01:01:40,536
That's what friends do for one another.
Well done.

1021
01:01:41,046 --> 01:01:42,809
And I won't tell the chaps.

1022
01:01:45,183 --> 01:01:47,879
What the fuck do you mean?
You won't tell the chaps what?

1023
01:01:49,054 --> 01:01:51,045
So, what did you do? Did you suck his...?

1024
01:01:51,223 --> 01:01:53,191
Hey, hey, that's enough, all right?

1025
01:01:54,359 --> 01:01:57,260
What the fuck is going on here?

1026
01:01:57,596 --> 01:01:58,961
What? Did you suck his...?

1027
01:01:59,131 --> 01:02:01,292
- You must have touched him.
- No.

1028
01:02:01,466 --> 01:02:02,990
Hold on.

1029
01:02:05,203 --> 01:02:07,535
I'm not gay, all right, Mumbles?

1030
01:02:10,142 --> 01:02:12,542
He just asked
if I wanted a dance, that's all.

1031
01:02:15,881 --> 01:02:17,143
Was it a slow dance?

1032
01:02:25,957 --> 01:02:27,822
What has he done to me?

1033
01:02:27,993 --> 01:02:31,326
Mr. One Two, I think there is something
you should know about our Bob.

1034
01:02:32,364 --> 01:02:35,128
Who do you think looked after your mom
before she died...

1035
01:02:35,300 --> 01:02:37,860
...when you was doing a two-stretch?

1036
01:02:38,036 --> 01:02:40,436
Because it wasn't me,
and I'm your best fucking pal.

1037
01:02:40,605 --> 01:02:42,038
No, it was Bob.

1038
01:02:42,207 --> 01:02:46,769
Bob was around there six times a week
making sure she was looked after.

1039
01:02:46,945 --> 01:02:51,541
You tore your mom's heart out when you
went away. Bob did his best to put it back.

1040
01:02:54,786 --> 01:02:56,981
I tell you something, Mr. One Two.

1041
01:02:57,155 --> 01:03:01,319
If I could be half the human that Bob is
at the price of being a poof...

1042
01:03:01,493 --> 01:03:03,222
...I'd think about it.

1043
01:03:04,863 --> 01:03:08,060
Not for too long,
but I'd have to pause, you know?

1044
01:03:11,536 --> 01:03:14,437
And the kid looks up and goes,
"Well, what do you fucking think? "

1045
01:03:16,408 --> 01:03:19,434
That joke was a lot funnier
when I told it to you last week.

1046
01:03:19,811 --> 01:03:21,472
Can I have a word with you, Cookie?

1047
01:03:21,646 --> 01:03:23,079
Treacles, would you mind?

1048
01:03:23,248 --> 01:03:25,409
On your toes. Five minutes.

1049
01:03:30,822 --> 01:03:32,346
Hey.

1050
01:03:32,891 --> 01:03:35,485
We need to know where Johnny Quid is.

1051
01:03:37,696 --> 01:03:40,324
You should probably be the first
to know, but isn't he...?

1052
01:03:40,499 --> 01:03:44,492
I know. Come on, you know
and I know that nothing killed Johnny.

1053
01:03:44,936 --> 01:03:48,303
Come on, Cookie, you've been fucking
his life up for the past five years.

1054
01:03:48,473 --> 01:03:50,941
Come on, show our boy a little love.

1055
01:03:53,945 --> 01:03:57,073
You ever bought a ticket
to the junkies' boneyard, Roman?

1056
01:03:57,749 --> 01:04:02,448
It's an unpleasant place
called curl up and die.

1057
01:04:03,088 --> 01:04:04,715
Might sound like a hair salon...

1058
01:04:04,890 --> 01:04:07,859
...but it don't fucking look like one,
I can tell you.

1059
01:04:08,393 --> 01:04:14,764
It's a terrible sight,
and a horrible sound listening to a man...

1060
01:04:15,767 --> 01:04:19,430
...sucking his soul
through the hole in the pipe.

1061
01:04:20,105 --> 01:04:22,630
And even worse
when he tries to tear it back.

1062
01:04:23,041 --> 01:04:25,168
I've been there, and I've done that.

1063
01:04:25,343 --> 01:04:28,176
He has been here, and he has done that.

1064
01:04:28,346 --> 01:04:32,476
And then I nailed that demon
in a smoke-proof coffin.

1065
01:04:32,651 --> 01:04:34,744
And I did it all with Johnny.

1066
01:04:35,220 --> 01:04:36,983
I love that man.

1067
01:04:37,155 --> 01:04:39,282
He's what you call class.

1068
01:04:39,457 --> 01:04:41,789
If you had any brains, Roman,
you'd love him too.

1069
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:46,829
You know, his music sales have gone up
a thousand percent in two weeks.

1070
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:52,163
You see, Johnny, the crackhead knows...

1071
01:04:52,337 --> 01:04:56,330
...that a rocker
is worth more dead than alive.

1072
01:04:56,942 --> 01:04:58,910
Silly world, isn't it?

1073
01:05:00,845 --> 01:05:04,440
Mr. Quid does not get his gear from me.

1074
01:05:04,616 --> 01:05:07,813
He has to travel far and wide.

1075
01:05:07,986 --> 01:05:09,283
But do leave me your number.

1076
01:05:09,454 --> 01:05:13,754
And if the dead feels like calling...

1077
01:05:14,259 --> 01:05:16,386
...you'll be the first to know.

1078
01:07:12,310 --> 01:07:14,642
I'll have the painting for you
in a couple of days.

1079
01:07:14,812 --> 01:07:18,339
I had it locked up with some other goods.
You know, I was keeping it safe.

1080
01:07:18,516 --> 01:07:21,485
And then Archy goes and loses the key.

1081
01:07:21,653 --> 01:07:23,245
Don't you, Arch?

1082
01:07:24,923 --> 01:07:28,154
So I'm not trying to be funny,
but I've got this payment tonight...

1083
01:07:28,326 --> 01:07:32,490
...and if there's any chance
of having the money...

1084
01:07:38,636 --> 01:07:40,763
Where the fuck has he gone, then?

1085
01:07:41,506 --> 01:07:45,033
I don't know. But I don't think
he was too impressed with that story, Len.

1086
01:07:46,678 --> 01:07:49,374
Something wrong with these immigrants.
I don't trust them.

1087
01:07:49,547 --> 01:07:51,481
I think we're being set up.

1088
01:07:51,649 --> 01:07:54,516
I don't know how,
but something is wrong.

1089
01:07:54,852 --> 01:07:56,513
I can smell it with my sniffer.

1090
01:08:00,058 --> 01:08:02,185
He doesn't have the balls or the brains.

1091
01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:05,227
He's a crook.
Small-time, backhanding crook.

1092
01:08:11,769 --> 01:08:13,828
I think he's trying
to make fool out of you.

1093
01:08:14,005 --> 01:08:15,870
Adjourn the meeting.

1094
01:08:32,357 --> 01:08:34,757
Oh, my God, you're a mess.

1095
01:08:35,693 --> 01:08:37,320
There you go.

1096
01:08:40,898 --> 01:08:42,331
Are you all right?

1097
01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:45,435
That is a rhetorical question, I hope.

1098
01:08:47,839 --> 01:08:53,106
I'll have a water, please,
with a big, long straw.

1099
01:08:53,544 --> 01:08:55,068
Thank you.

1100
01:09:01,386 --> 01:09:04,651
So you don't wanna know
what happened?

1101
01:09:25,476 --> 01:09:27,467
Put it, put it. Cut it.

1102
01:09:30,181 --> 01:09:31,944
I know what happened.

1103
01:09:41,092 --> 01:09:43,583
- Don't go in there.
- Mumbles.

1104
01:09:44,929 --> 01:09:45,953
Mace him.

1105
01:09:46,464 --> 01:09:47,795
Hollandaise?

1106
01:09:47,965 --> 01:09:49,660
I see you ordered already.

1107
01:09:49,834 --> 01:09:51,301
You were late.

1108
01:09:51,869 --> 01:09:53,268
The bastard's gonna hit me.

1109
01:09:54,172 --> 01:09:56,037
- Mace him, Mumbles.
- What?

1110
01:09:56,207 --> 01:09:57,640
- Not me, you idiot.
- What?

1111
01:09:57,809 --> 01:09:59,333
- I can't move my...
- What?

1112
01:10:10,721 --> 01:10:12,746
This way, this way, this way.

1113
01:10:18,396 --> 01:10:20,387
Shouldn't you have taken precautions?

1114
01:10:26,838 --> 01:10:28,499
Precautions?

1115
01:10:36,147 --> 01:10:38,081
- Did you see that?
- What happened?

1116
01:10:38,249 --> 01:10:39,648
God.

1117
01:10:40,551 --> 01:10:42,644
Well, it's your job, isn't it?

1118
01:10:56,634 --> 01:10:58,966
What are these guys made of?

1119
01:11:00,905 --> 01:11:02,202
I didn't realize.

1120
01:11:02,373 --> 01:11:04,238
Realize?

1121
01:11:04,408 --> 01:11:06,171
You didn't realize that they had guns?

1122
01:11:07,879 --> 01:11:10,541
Big, long, dangerous machine guns.

1123
01:11:11,415 --> 01:11:13,576
With war criminals
attached to the trigger.

1124
01:11:16,654 --> 01:11:17,678
Please, stay down.

1125
01:11:20,691 --> 01:11:22,352
Just fuck off.

1126
01:11:42,780 --> 01:11:44,805
Get out of the fucking way now.

1127
01:11:51,155 --> 01:11:52,554
You know what, darling?

1128
01:11:52,723 --> 01:11:57,092
I'm just gonna leave this laundry bag here
under the table for you, okay?

1129
01:12:01,332 --> 01:12:03,027
Fucking hell.

1130
01:12:07,138 --> 01:12:08,799
Shit.

1131
01:12:09,740 --> 01:12:11,002
Hold up.

1132
01:12:13,010 --> 01:12:14,602
Oh, my...

1133
01:12:21,085 --> 01:12:22,450
Oh, fucking hell.

1134
01:12:29,260 --> 01:12:30,659
Abandon ship.

1135
01:12:31,429 --> 01:12:32,521
Run for your lives.

1136
01:13:31,822 --> 01:13:34,313
Come on. Come on.

1137
01:13:36,861 --> 01:13:39,329
Come back with my bike,
you dirty bastard.

1138
01:15:27,972 --> 01:15:29,530
Goodbye, sweetheart.

1139
01:15:29,707 --> 01:15:31,504
You're way too dangerous for me.

1140
01:15:36,747 --> 01:15:39,375
- Did I overdo it with the limp?
- No, the limp was good.

1141
01:15:39,550 --> 01:15:41,415
She's a wild one.

1142
01:15:41,585 --> 01:15:43,849
She likes you, boy-o.

1143
01:15:44,221 --> 01:15:45,950
Rather her than you, Bob.

1144
01:16:00,304 --> 01:16:02,204
I don't care if he is fucking busy, Archy.

1145
01:16:02,373 --> 01:16:04,807
If we call, he answers. That's the deal.

1146
01:16:04,975 --> 01:16:06,135
Oh, there he is.

1147
01:16:06,310 --> 01:16:08,642
Oi, Councillor.

1148
01:16:09,079 --> 01:16:10,603
Councillor.

1149
01:16:10,781 --> 01:16:11,839
I'll see you at lunch.

1150
01:16:12,016 --> 01:16:14,382
Something wrong with your telephone?

1151
01:16:14,552 --> 01:16:16,577
Oh, I'm sorry. Shouldn't I be here?

1152
01:16:16,754 --> 01:16:20,417
I go wherever I fucking like
because this is my town, not yours...

1153
01:16:20,591 --> 01:16:25,358
...no matter what you and your pen-pushing
immigrant boy scouts might think.

1154
01:16:26,297 --> 01:16:28,288
So, what's going on?

1155
01:16:28,466 --> 01:16:30,127
Step in here.

1156
01:16:32,236 --> 01:16:33,533
I can't do it.

1157
01:16:33,704 --> 01:16:37,196
You've left it too long. You want
something the city has a ruling against.

1158
01:16:37,374 --> 01:16:39,205
They wouldn't give permission to build.

1159
01:16:39,376 --> 01:16:41,071
Don't give me that shit.

1160
01:16:41,245 --> 01:16:43,372
I look out my window,
I see 20 buildings...

1161
01:16:43,547 --> 01:16:45,276
...this city said they'd never build.

1162
01:16:45,449 --> 01:16:49,044
How did that happen? The termites
got together for a building party, did they?

1163
01:16:49,420 --> 01:16:52,480
No, sunshine.
It was backhanders putting them up.

1164
01:16:52,656 --> 01:16:53,918
Backhanders like mine.

1165
01:16:54,625 --> 01:16:57,719
Lenny's good for the money,
Councillor. He always has been.

1166
01:16:57,895 --> 01:17:00,523
- So don't go getting cold feet.
- I can't do it this time.

1167
01:17:00,698 --> 01:17:02,757
It's not fucking Zaire, Lenny.

1168
01:17:02,933 --> 01:17:04,195
Get off my bollocks, Lenny.

1169
01:17:04,368 --> 01:17:08,429
Don't you ever swear at me,
you yellow puddle of immigrant piss...

1170
01:17:08,606 --> 01:17:10,699
...or I'll drown you in it.

1171
01:17:11,275 --> 01:17:13,106
You feel that, do you, Councillor?

1172
01:17:13,577 --> 01:17:16,307
You don't think there's a paper trail
for all those gifts?

1173
01:17:16,480 --> 01:17:21,042
The cars, the holidays,
the tennis courts, the swimming pools.

1174
01:17:21,218 --> 01:17:23,243
I own these bollocks.

1175
01:17:23,420 --> 01:17:28,084
And right now, they're more fragile
than a pair of quail's eggs.

1176
01:17:28,259 --> 01:17:29,726
Now, get it done.

1177
01:17:44,708 --> 01:17:46,403
Pedro?

1178
01:17:48,045 --> 01:17:49,808
Come back here.

1179
01:17:52,950 --> 01:17:55,851
Where do you think you're going
with that painting?

1180
01:17:56,587 --> 01:18:00,250
You never said it was your dad's,
or whatever you wanna call him.

1181
01:18:00,424 --> 01:18:01,891
You've gotta give it back, John.

1182
01:18:02,059 --> 01:18:05,085
People are looking for it, bad people.

1183
01:18:05,696 --> 01:18:08,529
The streets are alive
with the sound of pain.

1184
01:18:08,699 --> 01:18:12,692
You may have a point, Pete,
but I can't give it up.

1185
01:18:12,870 --> 01:18:14,804
- You know why?
- No. Why?

1186
01:18:15,906 --> 01:18:17,498
Meet me in the pub in two minutes.

1187
01:18:18,342 --> 01:18:20,333
I'll have that painting
in a couple of days.

1188
01:18:20,511 --> 01:18:22,638
- You can trust me on that.
-Good.

1189
01:18:23,013 --> 01:18:25,573
That's nice. I love a clear fairway.

1190
01:18:25,749 --> 01:18:27,478
That's a bit of me. That is...

1191
01:18:27,651 --> 01:18:29,846
So you like it out here, Lenny, don't you?

1192
01:18:30,020 --> 01:18:32,284
Oh, yeah.
You can't beat the great outdoors, Uri.

1193
01:18:32,456 --> 01:18:34,424
But I don't understand it.

1194
01:18:34,592 --> 01:18:35,889
There's no one here.

1195
01:18:36,060 --> 01:18:39,154
That's because I have had the course
cleared for us.

1196
01:18:39,330 --> 01:18:41,525
We are not going to be disturbed.

1197
01:18:45,169 --> 01:18:49,162
Victor, please, come to join us.

1198
01:18:56,580 --> 01:19:00,414
You see that pack of Virginia killing sticks
on the end of the piano?

1199
01:19:02,486 --> 01:19:03,646
Yes.

1200
01:19:03,821 --> 01:19:07,814
All you need to know about life
is retained within those four walls.

1201
01:19:10,260 --> 01:19:12,490
<i>What are we going to do, Lenny?</i>

1202
01:19:13,163 --> 01:19:16,564
Every time I am about
to make my payment...

1203
01:19:18,702 --> 01:19:20,670
...something dishonest happens.

1204
01:19:22,606 --> 01:19:24,574
You wouldn't know anything, would you?

1205
01:19:24,742 --> 01:19:26,972
You will notice that
one of your personalities

1206
01:19:26,973 --> 01:19:29,202
is seduced by the illusions of grandeur.

1207
01:19:29,380 --> 01:19:32,816
A gold packet of king size
with a regal insignia.

1208
01:19:32,983 --> 01:19:36,146
An attractive implication
toward glamour and wealth.

1209
01:19:36,320 --> 01:19:40,814
A subtle suggestion that cigarettes
are indeed your royal and loyal friends.

1210
01:19:40,991 --> 01:19:42,925
<i>And that, Pete, is a lie.</i>

1211
01:19:43,093 --> 01:19:45,687
Excuse me?
Are you trying to say something?

1212
01:19:46,163 --> 01:19:47,960
I'm not trying.

1213
01:19:48,632 --> 01:19:50,691
I am saying something.

1214
01:19:54,471 --> 01:19:58,737
Your other personality is trying to draw your
attention to the flip side of the discussion.

1215
01:19:58,909 --> 01:20:01,707
Written in boring, bold,
black and white, is the statement...

1216
01:20:01,879 --> 01:20:06,839
...that these neat little soldiers of death,
are, in fact, trying to kill you.

1217
01:20:07,017 --> 01:20:09,884
And that, Pete, is the truth.

1218
01:20:10,854 --> 01:20:14,483
I think you forget who you're talking to,
you insolent bastard.

1219
01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:19,461
I think you forget where you are,
you fucking immigrant.

1220
01:20:21,131 --> 01:20:26,933
Oh, beauty is a beguiling call to death and
I'm addicted to the sweet pitch of its siren.

1221
01:20:27,104 --> 01:20:30,267
This is my land. It's my fucking show.

1222
01:20:30,441 --> 01:20:31,931
I run this town.

1223
01:20:32,109 --> 01:20:33,633
Ah! Fuck!

1224
01:20:33,811 --> 01:20:36,143
Ah! God! Ah!

1225
01:20:46,724 --> 01:20:49,989
<i>That that starts sweet ends bitter.</i>

1226
01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:52,754
And that which starts bitter ends sweet.

1227
01:20:53,797 --> 01:20:55,765
I have to go now, Lenny.

1228
01:20:55,933 --> 01:20:59,369
I am having lunch
with the Councillor, your councilor.

1229
01:20:59,837 --> 01:21:02,169
<i>This, as you know, is the ninth hole.</i>

1230
01:21:02,706 --> 01:21:05,698
And it's a long crawl back to your car.

1231
01:21:06,477 --> 01:21:12,438
You should make it by sunrise,
just in time to bring me my lucky picture.

1232
01:21:12,883 --> 01:21:15,010
<i>I want it back.</i>

1233
01:21:15,185 --> 01:21:17,016
Do you hear me?

1234
01:21:17,988 --> 01:21:21,549
- Yes, yes, oh, God.
-Times change.

1235
01:21:22,426 --> 01:21:24,018
Goodbye, Lenny.

1236
01:21:26,697 --> 01:21:31,134
That is why you and I love the drugs...

1237
01:21:31,301 --> 01:21:35,965
...and that is also why
I cannot give that painting back.

1238
01:21:43,514 --> 01:21:46,813
Now, please, pass me a light.

1239
01:21:48,786 --> 01:21:52,654
Oh, you are something special,
Mr. Johnny Quid.

1240
01:21:57,261 --> 01:21:59,252
Fucking junkies. You're fucking useless.

1241
01:21:59,429 --> 01:22:00,987
I don't want your sort in here.

1242
01:22:01,165 --> 01:22:02,598
Get up out of here. Fuck off.

1243
01:22:02,766 --> 01:22:04,734
- Go piss off out the door.
- Get off.

1244
01:22:04,902 --> 01:22:06,927
- Go on, fuck off.
- I'll buy this place.

1245
01:22:07,538 --> 01:22:09,233
Fuck off, you junkie.

1246
01:22:09,406 --> 01:22:12,204
- You won't be able to catch me, fat boy.
- Stay out and fuck off.

1247
01:22:12,709 --> 01:22:13,698
Ooh.

1248
01:22:15,779 --> 01:22:17,371
Is that you, Bertie?

1249
01:22:17,548 --> 01:22:19,516
<i>What's happening about that drink?</i>

1250
01:22:20,150 --> 01:22:22,015
What's happening about that paperwork?

1251
01:22:22,653 --> 01:22:26,214
Well, I'm busy tonight,
but Monday looks good.

1252
01:22:26,557 --> 01:22:29,025
I'll leave the papers
at my reception under your name.

1253
01:22:29,193 --> 01:22:30,558
<i>Text you the address.</i>

1254
01:22:30,727 --> 01:22:35,664
Well, I'll pop around in a jiffy,
and I'll see you on Monday.

1255
01:22:40,771 --> 01:22:43,035
You are scary good at that.

1256
01:22:43,207 --> 01:22:46,665
- Do you miss it?
- Shut up, Bob, or I'll slap you.

1257
01:22:46,844 --> 01:22:50,041
All right, let's go pick up the paperwork
from your boyfriend.

1258
01:22:50,214 --> 01:22:52,546
And drop me off on the way, huh?

1259
01:22:53,283 --> 01:22:55,945
I'm going back to bed.

1260
01:22:56,386 --> 01:22:58,013
Can I come?

1261
01:23:03,727 --> 01:23:06,457
- Moron, what do you think you're doing?
- What, John?

1262
01:23:06,630 --> 01:23:08,825
Letting creatures in my yard
without my consent.

1263
01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:14,628
John, they're good stuff.
Scotch and Cockney.

1264
01:23:15,038 --> 01:23:17,268
Like the drink and the sparrow.

1265
01:23:17,441 --> 01:23:20,933
I am Malcolm, and this is my friend
and colleague Paul.

1266
01:23:21,979 --> 01:23:24,971
You know, like the Christian saint.

1267
01:23:25,616 --> 01:23:30,246
Paul doesn't say much.
He's too busy thinking deep thoughts.

1268
01:23:31,588 --> 01:23:34,489
Come on, John. We know you.

1269
01:23:34,658 --> 01:23:36,421
We're big fans.

1270
01:23:36,593 --> 01:23:41,462
You're what they call a real RocknRolla.

1271
01:23:42,633 --> 01:23:46,865
Out, on your way.
Bon voyage and fuck off.

1272
01:23:50,908 --> 01:23:54,173
What is this, a sit-down?
A fucking demo?

1273
01:23:55,245 --> 01:23:58,180
This is a demonstration,
a demonstration of peace.

1274
01:23:58,715 --> 01:24:01,513
Where the fuck did you find
these two junkies?

1275
01:24:01,685 --> 01:24:05,519
Conference, kazi, now.

1276
01:24:12,396 --> 01:24:14,956
That's the last time
I'm having you take the piss, Pete.

1277
01:24:15,132 --> 01:24:17,794
Next time, you're on your own.

1278
01:24:17,968 --> 01:24:19,333
I'm sorry.

1279
01:24:19,503 --> 01:24:22,495
I just thought that you might've liked
a bit of company.

1280
01:24:22,673 --> 01:24:24,971
I'm dead, Pete. What does that tell you?

1281
01:24:25,142 --> 01:24:28,839
It tells you that dead people
don't like company.

1282
01:24:29,012 --> 01:24:32,641
- Now, jog them on.
- All right, I'll tell them to leave.

1283
01:24:32,816 --> 01:24:36,650
Yes, you fucking well will.
Smelly junkies.

1284
01:24:36,820 --> 01:24:38,651
Meeting adjourned.

1285
01:24:42,359 --> 01:24:44,384
You've scared them off, sing-along.

1286
01:24:44,561 --> 01:24:47,359
But with a welcome like that,
it's not all that shocking.

1287
01:24:47,531 --> 01:24:49,999
Lucky you're not following them, Pete.

1288
01:24:53,603 --> 01:24:55,230
Pete, where's the painting?

1289
01:24:59,009 --> 01:25:00,340
Good shot. Good shot.

1290
01:25:01,345 --> 01:25:02,607
It's the werewolf brothers.

1291
01:25:02,779 --> 01:25:05,043
What you got for us today, boys?
Anything good?

1292
01:25:05,716 --> 01:25:08,446
Paul, please exhibit to the audience
the fine artifact.

1293
01:25:14,891 --> 01:25:17,655
Gentlemen, we are entering the realm...

1294
01:25:17,828 --> 01:25:21,730
...of the ancient art form
of paint on canvas.

1295
01:25:21,898 --> 01:25:23,024
I'll have it. How much?

1296
01:25:24,334 --> 01:25:27,269
One moment, sir. There's a pitch
which comes with this painting.

1297
01:25:27,437 --> 01:25:30,031
I don't want the pitch. I said I'll have it.

1298
01:25:31,141 --> 01:25:33,871
It's a very rare
and expensive painting, sir.

1299
01:25:34,044 --> 01:25:35,739
Is it?

1300
01:25:36,847 --> 01:25:38,838
There you go, boys.
Have a week in the snow.

1301
01:25:39,750 --> 01:25:42,776
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
It's been a pleasure.

1302
01:25:42,953 --> 01:25:44,978
Come on, me man. Hey.

1303
01:25:49,493 --> 01:25:51,927
Tank, what is it? I'm in a bit of a rush.

1304
01:25:52,095 --> 01:25:53,858
<i>- You owe me, Arch.
- Oh, yeah?</i>

1305
01:25:54,031 --> 01:25:57,762
First, I found your painting. Now I found
out who's been taking Lenny's money.

1306
01:25:57,934 --> 01:25:58,958
<i>Mr. Darcy.</i>

1307
01:25:59,770 --> 01:26:02,238
Well, don't fuck about. Who is it?

1308
01:26:17,721 --> 01:26:21,282
"Let myself in. Thought your lady
might like the painting.

1309
01:26:22,959 --> 01:26:24,256
Love, Cookie."

1310
01:26:28,565 --> 01:26:30,931
- Hello?
- It's me.

1311
01:26:31,435 --> 01:26:34,302
- Who's me?
- Me.

1312
01:26:34,805 --> 01:26:36,033
<i>Ah.</i>

1313
01:26:36,506 --> 01:26:38,133
Well, what do you want?

1314
01:26:38,875 --> 01:26:40,274
You.

1315
01:26:41,111 --> 01:26:42,339
<i>Oh.</i>

1316
01:26:43,213 --> 01:26:45,078
Well, you better come in, then.

1317
01:27:09,873 --> 01:27:12,068
<i>- Yup?
- We found out about our informer.</i>

1318
01:27:12,242 --> 01:27:14,073
<i>I've got it in my hand right now.</i>

1319
01:27:14,244 --> 01:27:18,408
The informer, the one who's responsible
for all the time we've been seeing.

1320
01:27:18,582 --> 01:27:22,382
- All of them, including mine.
- Well, who is it, then?

1321
01:27:25,322 --> 01:27:27,517
Who the fuck is Sidney Shaw?

1322
01:27:28,258 --> 01:27:31,227
No, Sidney Shaw
is a pseudonym, you idiot.

1323
01:27:31,695 --> 01:27:33,560
<i>They never use their real name.</i>

1324
01:27:33,730 --> 01:27:36,824
Look, get around here
and let me have a look, okay?

1325
01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:38,365
<i>All right.</i>

1326
01:27:41,771 --> 01:27:44,171
Where did he learn
a word like pseudonym?

1327
01:27:46,776 --> 01:27:48,676
Look at you, huh? Good as new.

1328
01:27:50,780 --> 01:27:52,611
I have to go now.

1329
01:27:53,316 --> 01:27:57,548
So you fancy sharing some dancing lessons
with me later on in the week?

1330
01:27:57,721 --> 01:27:59,814
A bit of the old salsa?

1331
01:28:01,791 --> 01:28:03,884
I'll take you up on that.

1332
01:28:04,794 --> 01:28:07,490
- Oh, I have something for you.
- Uh-huh.

1333
01:28:07,664 --> 01:28:11,327
Thought you might like it because
I know how much you like paintings and all.

1334
01:28:17,474 --> 01:28:19,169
So you like it?

1335
01:28:20,644 --> 01:28:23,875
You've got very good taste,
Mr. One Two.

1336
01:28:26,783 --> 01:28:28,148
Oh...

1337
01:28:30,120 --> 01:28:33,317
- What's happened, Len?
- Well, they broke my leg in four places.

1338
01:28:33,490 --> 01:28:35,321
Didn't you hear?

1339
01:28:36,193 --> 01:28:39,094
That bastard's made me limp
for the rest of my days.

1340
01:28:39,729 --> 01:28:41,663
What do you want me to do?

1341
01:28:42,933 --> 01:28:46,733
Well, I need that painting, Arch.

1342
01:28:46,903 --> 01:28:50,634
- I need it real bad.
- I'll get that for you, don't you worry.

1343
01:28:50,807 --> 01:28:53,571
- I think I can do better than that.
- What?

1344
01:28:53,743 --> 01:28:57,076
Someone has been at the Russian's money.
Couple of silly gunslingers.

1345
01:28:57,247 --> 01:29:00,546
- Well, who?
- You know them.

1346
01:29:00,884 --> 01:29:04,149
- You don't like them either.
- I'm not playing fucking games here, Arch.

1347
01:29:04,321 --> 01:29:05,788
Who is it?

1348
01:29:07,524 --> 01:29:09,082
Mumbles, Bob and One Two.

1349
01:30:15,025 --> 01:30:20,156
- So why did you call, Johnny?
- Sorry, Johnny's not here.

1350
01:30:20,330 --> 01:30:22,321
But the pipe is.

1351
01:30:22,499 --> 01:30:25,900
And the pipe says
Johnny heard you were in trouble, boys.

1352
01:30:26,069 --> 01:30:29,300
Whoever we're talking to, will you
please relay the message to Johnny?

1353
01:30:29,472 --> 01:30:34,603
Tell him that his dad, his jack-in-the-box-
surprise, gangster daddy, paid us a visit.

1354
01:30:35,045 --> 01:30:36,535
Shut down a few of our venues.

1355
01:30:36,713 --> 01:30:41,343
Intends to shut down a few more
unless Mr. Quid puts in an appearance.

1356
01:30:43,820 --> 01:30:47,586
Why are you talking to the pipe, Roman?
You're madder than I am.

1357
01:30:48,591 --> 01:30:51,219
Come back, Johnny. Come back home.

1358
01:30:53,229 --> 01:30:56,426
Now, Johnny will come quietly...

1359
01:30:56,599 --> 01:31:01,263
...but you may have a couple of problems
with the pipe.

1360
01:31:02,238 --> 01:31:03,762
Buy us both a cup of tea.

1361
01:31:04,374 --> 01:31:07,400
No need for any noise,
we'll let Pete sleep on.

1362
01:32:29,692 --> 01:32:31,421
Is this a bad time, One Two?

1363
01:32:36,933 --> 01:32:39,333
I mean, we can always
come back a bit later.

1364
01:32:45,375 --> 01:32:48,776
You wanna take the stairs
or the elevator, Mr. Cole?

1365
01:32:48,945 --> 01:32:51,209
Bandy, come here.

1366
01:32:56,853 --> 01:32:59,754
- You been drinking?
- No, Mr. Cole.

1367
01:33:01,591 --> 01:33:05,527
Think before you drink,
before you drive me mad.

1368
01:33:09,232 --> 01:33:11,097
<i>- Hello, Len, it's me.
- Archy.</i>

1369
01:33:11,267 --> 01:33:13,861
I've got the boys
wrapping up One Two in a carpet now.

1370
01:33:14,037 --> 01:33:15,129
<i>Get over here.</i>

1371
01:33:15,305 --> 01:33:17,364
<i>- Yeah, I'll be around in a little bit.
- Good.</i>

1372
01:33:21,277 --> 01:33:22,835
Hold on.

1373
01:33:27,350 --> 01:33:30,183
- Who's there?
- One Two, it's us.

1374
01:33:30,353 --> 01:33:31,980
Come up.

1375
01:33:33,957 --> 01:33:36,448
And it looks like
I'll be bringing the others and all.

1376
01:33:36,626 --> 01:33:39,151
Not too bright this lot, are they?
Hold on.

1377
01:33:39,329 --> 01:33:43,322
Look, I gotta go, got another call.
Fucking hell, it's all go on this job.

1378
01:33:43,500 --> 01:33:46,799
- Hello?
- Archy, we got your boy.

1379
01:33:46,970 --> 01:33:48,733
What's left of him.

1380
01:33:48,905 --> 01:33:51,669
You might wanna hose him down.
He smells like a rotten goat.

1381
01:33:54,544 --> 01:33:56,068
Uri.

1382
01:34:12,362 --> 01:34:14,296
<i>Da, Uri, I'm sorry.</i>

1383
01:34:14,464 --> 01:34:17,558
- But I still don't like it.
- I don't care what you like, Victor.

1384
01:34:17,734 --> 01:34:20,066
I'm in charge. Now, wait here.

1385
01:34:20,236 --> 01:34:23,399
Your last girl cost us 20 million.
One before, even more.

1386
01:34:23,573 --> 01:34:26,098
God knows how much
this one will cost us.

1387
01:34:26,276 --> 01:34:28,176
Victor, you're so cheap.

1388
01:34:34,083 --> 01:34:35,846
Can I come in?

1389
01:34:36,886 --> 01:34:41,255
Sorry to surprise you,
but I have something for you.

1390
01:34:43,092 --> 01:34:44,525
A token of my appreciation.

1391
01:34:46,129 --> 01:34:47,357
What's this for?

1392
01:34:47,797 --> 01:34:52,234
Please do not be insulted
but you have come to mean a lot to me...

1393
01:34:52,402 --> 01:34:55,565
...and I value much more
than just your service.

1394
01:34:55,738 --> 01:34:58,206
This is simply just a reflection
of my appreciation.

1395
01:35:00,109 --> 01:35:03,135
I would like to ask you
something personal.

1396
01:35:09,953 --> 01:35:11,477
Would you marry me?

1397
01:35:14,958 --> 01:35:17,017
Well, I think I might need
a couple of days.

1398
01:35:19,963 --> 01:35:21,760
Just to think about it.

1399
01:35:22,265 --> 01:35:23,857
Well, sure. Of course.

1400
01:35:25,969 --> 01:35:27,561
Sorry.

1401
01:35:29,939 --> 01:35:31,930
Not now, Victor, I'm busy.

1402
01:35:35,645 --> 01:35:37,738
A very nice painting.

1403
01:35:39,115 --> 01:35:40,912
How long have you had it?

1404
01:35:41,517 --> 01:35:44,008
Years. Do you like it?

1405
01:35:46,556 --> 01:35:50,856
Beauty's a cruel mistress, is it not?

1406
01:35:54,664 --> 01:35:58,225
Victor, please come to join us.

1407
01:36:06,042 --> 01:36:08,636
Hello, Arch.

1408
01:36:08,911 --> 01:36:11,539
Shrouded and tied, just like the old days.

1409
01:36:11,714 --> 01:36:14,012
What is it today? The rack?

1410
01:36:14,183 --> 01:36:18,142
The garrote? Or is it the old
drowning-in-crayfish trick?

1411
01:36:18,321 --> 01:36:20,915
You're still full of hot air, Johnny.

1412
01:36:22,592 --> 01:36:24,617
You're looking a bit down.

1413
01:36:24,794 --> 01:36:27,695
Has that old clown
been working you long hours?

1414
01:36:27,864 --> 01:36:31,231
You always were loyal.
There's no dog like a loyal dog.

1415
01:36:31,668 --> 01:36:34,535
- Watch your mouth, John.
- Look at him, boys.

1416
01:36:35,538 --> 01:36:37,529
Scary, ain't he?

1417
01:36:37,707 --> 01:36:40,198
Well, that's what four years inside
does to a man.

1418
01:36:40,376 --> 01:36:42,435
It eats away at his soul...

1419
01:36:42,612 --> 01:36:46,981
...and when it's all gone,
it makes a man quite scary.

1420
01:36:48,151 --> 01:36:53,145
You ever wonder how you got in there?
What grass informed on you?

1421
01:37:03,966 --> 01:37:05,831
Hello, Archy.

1422
01:37:06,636 --> 01:37:08,866
Hey, Johnny boy. Look at you.

1423
01:37:09,038 --> 01:37:12,235
Look at this, Dave.
Don't you look the part.

1424
01:37:12,408 --> 01:37:16,139
Show us your guns, Uncle Arch.
I told the boys all about it.

1425
01:37:16,312 --> 01:37:19,247
Don't be cheeky. Get in the car.

1426
01:37:21,517 --> 01:37:22,711
Give us your money.

1427
01:37:22,885 --> 01:37:25,479
Give us that, in the car.

1428
01:37:34,664 --> 01:37:36,154
Be good boys...

1429
01:37:37,033 --> 01:37:39,831
...because you never know
who's watching.

1430
01:37:46,709 --> 01:37:49,610
So who we got in there, then?
Anyone I know?

1431
01:37:50,880 --> 01:37:52,142
Anyone famous?

1432
01:37:58,254 --> 01:38:00,347
Handsome Bob.

1433
01:38:01,791 --> 01:38:04,726
Mumbles, One Two.

1434
01:38:06,295 --> 01:38:10,061
I bet you could operate
a nice gas shower.

1435
01:38:10,233 --> 01:38:12,929
I could see you
with a couple of S's on your collar.

1436
01:38:13,102 --> 01:38:18,005
- Stiff goose in your step.
- Shut it, or you will get hurt.

1437
01:38:18,541 --> 01:38:21,533
That, Roman and Mickey,
is the famous Archy slap.

1438
01:38:23,412 --> 01:38:25,277
You shut it.

1439
01:38:25,448 --> 01:38:29,475
Or I'll do you myself,
you poisonous little toad.

1440
01:38:29,852 --> 01:38:33,788
Don't hurt me, Arch. I'm only little.

1441
01:38:34,690 --> 01:38:36,487
Get out.

1442
01:38:37,660 --> 01:38:40,527
- Roll them out.
- Daddy.

1443
01:38:41,731 --> 01:38:44,131
Nice wheels.

1444
01:38:46,002 --> 01:38:47,731
Sorry about the painting.

1445
01:38:47,904 --> 01:38:50,998
I needed the cash
for a bit of the old dusty show biz.

1446
01:38:51,607 --> 01:38:52,631
So it's gone now.

1447
01:38:52,809 --> 01:38:55,607
Lost to the world
of degenerate, stoned no-hopers.

1448
01:38:55,778 --> 01:38:58,269
Never to be seen again
by the eye of a clean soul.

1449
01:39:00,716 --> 01:39:05,119
What are you, boy, if you are not poison?

1450
01:39:08,524 --> 01:39:11,755
Your dad couldn't even bear
to look at you.

1451
01:39:12,195 --> 01:39:15,130
So no wonder he fucked off
and left me to pick up the pieces.

1452
01:39:15,965 --> 01:39:18,331
But that wasn't enough for you.

1453
01:39:18,501 --> 01:39:21,561
You had to push your mom
into a bottle of pills...

1454
01:39:21,737 --> 01:39:23,602
...and a house full of nutters.

1455
01:39:23,773 --> 01:39:28,836
And all she got there
was a hot bath and a cold razor.

1456
01:39:29,412 --> 01:39:30,936
Why?

1457
01:39:32,415 --> 01:39:35,782
Because you're poison, John, that's why.

1458
01:39:38,254 --> 01:39:39,721
What can I say?

1459
01:39:39,889 --> 01:39:43,052
I'm a junkie, crackhead, no-gooder.

1460
01:39:43,226 --> 01:39:46,024
You should never have wasted
your money on that school.

1461
01:39:46,195 --> 01:39:47,492
Archy, get him out of here.

1462
01:39:49,031 --> 01:39:50,862
I've had enough of him.

1463
01:39:51,033 --> 01:39:53,797
I don't trust myself. Use someone else.

1464
01:39:55,638 --> 01:39:58,732
It's a gathering. I love a gathering.

1465
01:39:58,908 --> 01:40:02,571
Look. It's Mumbles, One Two.

1466
01:40:03,212 --> 01:40:07,444
Handsome Bob, all the old faces today.

1467
01:40:07,617 --> 01:40:10,677
And it was all going so well.

1468
01:40:11,420 --> 01:40:12,910
Except for Archy.

1469
01:40:14,590 --> 01:40:15,818
Had to ruin the day.

1470
01:40:18,694 --> 01:40:20,787
I was gonna tell him
a story about you, Daddy.

1471
01:40:22,164 --> 01:40:25,099
I thought I'd tell him the story
about how you grassed him up.

1472
01:40:25,268 --> 01:40:27,361
Whoa, fuck!

1473
01:40:27,536 --> 01:40:31,996
Fucking hell, Len. Calm down.

1474
01:40:32,275 --> 01:40:33,435
Now, give us that.

1475
01:40:34,377 --> 01:40:36,845
That wasn't one of your best shots,
was it now, Daddy?

1476
01:40:37,613 --> 01:40:40,104
If you wanted to shut me up,
it should've been higher.

1477
01:40:40,283 --> 01:40:42,615
- Danny, come here.
- You're only 6 feet away.

1478
01:40:42,785 --> 01:40:44,047
Come here.

1479
01:40:46,088 --> 01:40:49,353
You get rid of him, Danny,
you understand?

1480
01:40:49,525 --> 01:40:51,720
Get rid of him.

1481
01:40:56,299 --> 01:40:59,860
You don't know
how much trouble you've caused...

1482
01:41:00,036 --> 01:41:04,564
...but please understand
that I will kill you very slowly...

1483
01:41:04,740 --> 01:41:07,538
...if you don't tell me where my...

1484
01:41:07,710 --> 01:41:09,234
Hey, Archy.

1485
01:41:10,813 --> 01:41:12,212
The address is in my jacket.

1486
01:41:12,381 --> 01:41:14,815
I wouldn't mess you around, Archy,
it's in my jacket.

1487
01:41:23,492 --> 01:41:25,255
What does it say?

1488
01:41:34,737 --> 01:41:37,035
You want to know what it says, Len?

1489
01:41:39,642 --> 01:41:44,909
Funny thing about the law,
it can be quite flexible.

1490
01:41:45,681 --> 01:41:47,911
Because every time an informer...

1491
01:41:48,084 --> 01:41:51,884
...finds himself in front of a judge,
a secret letter...

1492
01:41:52,054 --> 01:41:56,047
...stands witness
as to the cooperation and efficiency...

1493
01:41:56,225 --> 01:41:57,590
<i>...of that informer.</i>

1494
01:41:57,760 --> 01:42:01,196
And if that informer
provides adequate information...

1495
01:42:01,364 --> 01:42:06,063
...then that dog of dogs
is magically released.

1496
01:42:06,235 --> 01:42:08,863
A sort of get-out-of-jail-free card.

1497
01:42:09,038 --> 01:42:10,767
And it comes with a very good alibi.

1498
01:42:11,674 --> 01:42:14,507
Now, you give us the names
of the people you want put down...

1499
01:42:14,677 --> 01:42:16,577
...and we'll get them the long sentences.

1500
01:42:16,746 --> 01:42:19,613
You can appear to reduce those terms
through your contacts.

1501
01:42:19,782 --> 01:42:23,912
We'll make you look like a fucking
guardian angel to the underworld.

1502
01:42:24,887 --> 01:42:25,911
Trusted throughout.

1503
01:42:26,088 --> 01:42:28,955
The only evidence
that will ever remain of this deal...

1504
01:42:29,125 --> 01:42:31,093
...comes in the form
of a very exclusive...

1505
01:42:31,260 --> 01:42:34,093
...and hard-to-come-by legal document
called a secret dept.

1506
01:42:34,263 --> 01:42:38,131
As in deposition or handlers sheet.

1507
01:42:39,235 --> 01:42:41,499
Of course, the informer
always uses a false name.

1508
01:42:41,670 --> 01:42:43,103
What name do you like?

1509
01:42:43,272 --> 01:42:44,569
- Johnny?
- Tommy?

1510
01:42:44,740 --> 01:42:47,231
You can have
Elvis fucking Presley if you fancy.

1511
01:42:47,410 --> 01:42:50,277
But I've seen this name
many times over the last 20 years.

1512
01:42:50,913 --> 01:42:52,107
<i>And I always wondered...</i>

1513
01:42:52,281 --> 01:42:55,273
Who is this Sidney Shaw, Len?

1514
01:42:56,185 --> 01:42:57,447
Nothing to do with you.

1515
01:42:57,620 --> 01:43:00,145
- What name do you like the sound of?
- I like Sidney.

1516
01:43:00,689 --> 01:43:02,020
I like the sound of that.

1517
01:43:02,191 --> 01:43:05,183
Sidney Shaw. Sounds a bit like an actor.

1518
01:43:05,361 --> 01:43:07,795
You're free to go, Mr. Sidney Shaw.

1519
01:43:07,963 --> 01:43:09,760
No, they're setting me up, Archy.

1520
01:43:11,600 --> 01:43:15,536
You are a very dirty bastard, Sidney.

1521
01:43:16,605 --> 01:43:18,835
You are a very dirty bastard indeed.

1522
01:43:20,576 --> 01:43:22,806
Cut that lot free,
get them out of here now.

1523
01:43:23,079 --> 01:43:25,343
No need to worry just yet, fellas.

1524
01:43:25,514 --> 01:43:28,483
Nothing's gonna happen
while we're standing in the lift.

1525
01:43:28,884 --> 01:43:31,478
They'd have to carry
the corpses over to the cars...

1526
01:43:31,654 --> 01:43:33,884
...and that's too much like hard work.

1527
01:43:34,390 --> 01:43:38,326
<i>In about two minutes from now,
when we're all walking along happily...</i>

1528
01:43:38,494 --> 01:43:42,191
...Danny boy over there is gonna turn
and pop me two in the head.

1529
01:43:45,134 --> 01:43:47,534
Then one in the throat just to be sure.

1530
01:43:49,138 --> 01:43:51,402
You shouldn't have
brought me here, fellas.

1531
01:43:51,574 --> 01:43:53,405
<i>You're just gonna end up as witnesses.</i>

1532
01:43:55,344 --> 01:43:57,642
Once they've "dealt" with us...

1533
01:43:58,848 --> 01:44:01,749
...they're gonna put our corpses
in the boot of a stolen car...

1534
01:44:01,917 --> 01:44:04,909
<i>...and pour 6 gallons of petrol on top.</i>

1535
01:44:05,087 --> 01:44:08,022
I can let your imagination fill in the rest.

1536
01:44:10,392 --> 01:44:12,860
But see now, Danny boy is rattled.

1537
01:44:14,196 --> 01:44:15,754
Because he knows that you know.

1538
01:44:15,931 --> 01:44:20,061
So he's gonna fire.

1539
01:44:38,821 --> 01:44:41,847
Mickey, pass me the gun.

1540
01:44:42,024 --> 01:44:44,857
Quickly. Quickly, Mickey.

1541
01:44:45,027 --> 01:44:48,292
Don't worry, he can't defend himself,
he's got no head.

1542
01:45:00,576 --> 01:45:02,237
May I please have some help, fellas?

1543
01:45:07,683 --> 01:45:09,082
Put your fucking hands up.

1544
01:45:19,161 --> 01:45:21,789
I think we should get out of here,
don't you, John?

1545
01:45:30,739 --> 01:45:32,673
Make the deal, come on.

1546
01:45:32,841 --> 01:45:36,368
Turn them in. It's not like
the first time you done it, is it?

1547
01:45:39,448 --> 01:45:42,076
Michael Finny, 10 years.

1548
01:45:43,385 --> 01:45:44,784
- Fred the Head.
- Fred the Head.

1549
01:45:44,954 --> 01:45:47,514
<i>Give him a five,
for a bank job he's about to pull.</i>

1550
01:45:47,690 --> 01:45:50,181
Here's the time and here's the place.

1551
01:45:50,359 --> 01:45:52,327
Frazier Nash, 15 years.

1552
01:45:52,494 --> 01:45:55,486
<i>One Two, just a two-stretch
to calm the flash fucker down.</i>

1553
01:45:56,365 --> 01:45:59,994
Cousin Ronnie got six years
because of you, you bastard.

1554
01:46:00,169 --> 01:46:02,694
<i>Mumbles thinks he's a clever boy,
so give him a three.</i>

1555
01:46:03,439 --> 01:46:05,805
Byron Dexter, eight years.

1556
01:46:05,975 --> 01:46:08,466
The Jew twins, 14 years.

1557
01:46:10,012 --> 01:46:13,345
The Jew twins, 14 years.

1558
01:46:13,515 --> 01:46:19,044
Archy, he's as loyal as a dog,
but he's getting a bit greedy. Four years.

1559
01:46:19,655 --> 01:46:20,849
<i>Four years for Archy.</i>

1560
01:46:22,124 --> 01:46:26,788
And of course me, Archy,
four long fucking years.

1561
01:46:38,240 --> 01:46:42,199
<i>There is no spring without a winter.</i>

1562
01:46:42,478 --> 01:46:45,072
<i>No life without death.</i>

1563
01:46:45,414 --> 01:46:47,678
<i>And the demise of Lenny
has blown a new season...</i>

1564
01:46:47,850 --> 01:46:50,512
<i>...into the lungs of young Johnny.</i>

1565
01:46:52,821 --> 01:46:56,757
<i>Goodbye, Mr. Sidney Shaw.</i>

1566
01:46:59,561 --> 01:47:03,429
Well, it looks like that clinic
sorted you right out, Johnny boy.

1567
01:47:07,102 --> 01:47:08,228
You feeling better?

1568
01:47:09,405 --> 01:47:12,499
Well, I was. Until I saw youse twos.

1569
01:47:13,342 --> 01:47:17,039
I'm clean now. Straight, I gave it all up.

1570
01:47:17,212 --> 01:47:18,611
All but these little bastards.

1571
01:47:20,649 --> 01:47:22,082
Come on, give us a cuddle.

1572
01:47:23,986 --> 01:47:25,749
Welcome home.

1573
01:47:27,156 --> 01:47:30,455
- Give us your money, Arch.
- No, I can do better than that.

1574
01:47:30,626 --> 01:47:34,027
Turbo, show him
his welcome-home present.

1575
01:47:34,196 --> 01:47:36,596
What, you got me another coffin?

1576
01:47:39,201 --> 01:47:41,431
Goodbye, cruel world.

1577
01:47:44,206 --> 01:47:48,074
Now, I know how much you like the art, I
thought that would look good on your wall.

1578
01:47:48,477 --> 01:47:51,378
Someone's been telling you stories, Arch.

1579
01:47:51,714 --> 01:47:53,545
Now, that must've been expensive.

1580
01:47:54,416 --> 01:47:58,250
As it happens, it did cost
a very wealthy Russian an arm and a leg.

1581
01:48:00,656 --> 01:48:02,749
I see your music's back in the charts.

1582
01:48:02,925 --> 01:48:04,825
Well, that was when I was a RocknRolla.

1583
01:48:04,993 --> 01:48:06,551
Why, what you gonna be now, John?

1584
01:48:07,863 --> 01:48:09,831
You wanna watch out...

1585
01:48:11,100 --> 01:48:13,432
...because I'm gonna be
just like you, uncle.

1586
01:48:13,602 --> 01:48:18,096
Now I'm gonna be a real RocknRolla.

1587
01:48:19,305 --> 01:48:25,267