Dear Lord, please grant me a kind frugal wife.
30% Discount!
What are you doing?
Huh? Umm...
What's the problem?
You don't like me?
It's not that.
I left my coupon at work. It gives a 30% discount!
My work's just over there. I'll be right back.
Did you forget your coupon again?
Why does he always have blind dates at lunch?
Cuz of cheap lunch specials.
Where is she?
Thirty percent!
What's all this?
The lady you were with ordered them when she left.
What?
Another disastrous blind date.
Single for 30 years, I thought love was unattainable for me.
Then it happened one day.
Excuse me. Coming through.
Here's your sandwich.
Two months ago, a married friend told me
that you know the person you're going to marry at first sight.
Thinking this is my last chance, I did everything to win her over.
Classic Italian, please.
I had sandwich everyday for 3 weeks and 2 days.
I ate $183.20 worth of sandwiches
but it was worth it!
Large guacamole.
One moment, please.
But she smiled at everyone.
Here's your coffee.
Then one day, she flew over to me.
- Here. - Oh.
You look good.
Sorry?
You look good without your glasses.
OPHTHALMIC HOSPITAL
Injecting anesthesia.
You'll be fine.
It's broken.
What are you doing?
I heard flower is like human skin. It can heal just through contact.
This looks better. Right?
Right...
Thank you. Please wait.
She was the first girl who smiled at me and held my hand.
And I swore that I will love her forever.
QUEEN OF THE NIGHT
3 YEARS LATER
Don't move. I can't see.
Are you happy now?
You've always wanted to buy a house where you grew up.
I promised myself when my family moved
that I would buy a house here in Seoul.
And not be forced to leave like my parents.
This is Wonderful Radio.
Next, we have 'Three Wishes' by LEE Seung-hwan.
When will you sing for me?
Don't move. I can't see.
Forget it.
What's wrong, honey?
- Are you okay? - I'm fine.
The coffee's on Young-soo!
You're treating us often since you moved!
You mean since he got married. Heard your marriage is still hot.
Love never changes. The heat goes on.
A wife must be pretty. That's most important.
It's not easy to marry a pretty girl.
Pretty wife is nothing but trouble.
My wife is pouring over the computer these days.
So I got suspicious and checked her Facebook.
She was chatting with hundreds of guys.
She'd kill me if she found out.
Trust is most important in marriage.
So what if she's chatting with guys? They're all in the past.
Snooping on your spouse is disgraceful!
What a man! I gotta marry a guy like you!
Love can really change a man!
Hee-joo!
Hee-joo?
Hi, baby.
Yikes!
I wore this on Halloween when I lived in the US.
My mom sent me my boxes.
Some of my boxes got lost during her move
but she kept the rest well.
You said you got this in the US, right?
Right...
What's this?
I used to draw what I wanted to have.
- You draw well. - It's embarrassing.
You can't make this. It's a childish doodle!
No, it's not.
It won't look the same in real life.
And you wanna make it yourself?
Yes. I wanna make it on my own.
Just buy something similar. Or get us to make it.
I need it by Jan. 18th.
I said just go and buy it!
Flare those nostrils!
Put your finger in it!
Mess up the hair!
You're good! That's my boy!
You're so ugly!
You little!
- Come here! - Hee-joo!
If you like her so much, call her mom.
Come on!
Hee-joo, can I call you mom?
What?
- You little! - Go away, lady!
You rascal!
My installment savings mature soon!
You've been talking about that for a month!
You must be so happy.
You're finally replacing your hubby's old fridge from university.
Hello, Mrs. KIM.
- Hee-Joo? - Mother-in-law?
How are you?
Good. Are you well?
No. I hurt my back.
Your back?
I guess I shoveled too hard.
I had to dig to ferment my jars of kimchi cuz I don't got a kimchi fridge.
I'm tired of burying my kimchi.
It'd be nice to have a kimchi fridge.
We should play baseball sometime.
Your supervisor told me you used to play it.
Just briefly in middle school.
Will you join our team? Second tier league is our goal.
We need a great player like you.
I wouldn't be of help. I can't even catch anymore.
Know what this is?
Magic liquor. One shot, and it's magic.
Want one? You can pick up any woman.
No thanks.
You're so naive. It's cuz I have a favor to ask.
Install this for me.
Sure.
- Sir, this is... - Just do it.
I don't like hearing rumors about me.
How dare you hurt Vicky? She's a limited edition!
- Hey. - I'm sorry, sir.
Don't laugh.
You're nothing compared to Vicky.
Go buy two ice coffees.
Yes, sir.
Do you want the ice coffee hot or cold?
I forgot you only like cold drinks!
I'll be right back.
That bimbo is useless.
What's with the face?
- You know about spy system? - Spy system?
You mean the illegal monitoring program?
What about it?
I'm gonna make a program that blocks it.
Is that a virus too?
Anything unwanted that infiltrates is a virus.
I helped someone install spy system, but I feel like I helped a thief.
Let's make it together. I can't do it at work.
I'm over that crap. Don't even think about it.
Bummer!
Ta-da!
Let's go to our class reunion!
No way. I've never attended one.
Come on.
So let's go this time.
It's at a hotel buffet restaurant.
Thanks to me, you can finally go to a hotel buffet!
I know they're gonna make fun of my past.
I'm not going. You go alone.
Come on! Let's go.
I've never been to a hotel buffet.
Damn it!
I'll smack you!
Unlike Christmas party and Thanksgiving Day party,
there's something unpleasant about Halloween party.
It means swimming naked, hard cocktails, marijuana, LSD and cocaine.
Not everyone in the US is like that. Just in West Coast.
Is Hee-joo from the South? Kentucky?
- Santa Monica. - Wow, Santa Monica!
Santa means Saint, right? Must be a holy city!
People in holy cities are totally good and religious.
Santa Monica's central US, right?
No. It's near LA, California.
Oops.
- What? - Huh?
It'd be nice to have a kimchi fridge.
Nothing.
But I'm sure your wife's not like that.
LET'S GO TO THE REUNION!
YOU CAN BRING YOUR WIFE!
COMPUTER ENGINEERING CLASS OF '97 REUNION
I'm surprised you came. You never liked reunions.
I thought we should start attending them and have some fun.
- Hello, sir! - What a surprise.
- What was your name? - KIM Young-soo.
- Your wife? - Yes.
She's beautiful.
- Say hello. - Hello.
- Have fun. - Good bye, sir.
What's with the flattery? He looks young.
I'm just trying to show manners.
Let's go.
It hasn't even begun. Stop pigging out, already!
You enjoy yourself. I'm just gonna pig out.
Pig out, then.
Wow! Who's that? Is she our classmate?
That's Young-soo's wife.
- You missed his wedding! - Young-soo?
Oh, that guy we put on the Party-pooper List?
That's KIM Young-soo?
The guy with the dorky glasses?
- It's you! - Nice to see you!
I'm so happy to see you too!
What was your name?
KIM Young-soo.
That's right! You've changed a lot.
You're here with your wife!
Hello, I'm Young-soo's friend.
What?
- Hello. - Hello, Young-soo's wife?
Wow...
Nice to see you, Ji-ho!
This is my wife.
Hello.
- Long time, Yoo-min! - Long time...
- This is my wife. - Nice to meet you all.
You're beautiful!
Hi, Young-soo! I thought it was you!
Hi, Ji-yeon. Long time.
It's Ji-yeon, the hottest girl of our class!
But she's not so hot next to Young-soo's wife!
Young-soo used to write my reports in school.
Almost every day.
Who was she?
Just my old classmate...
First love?
No way!
But she was the hottest girl in class.
Then your crush?
No! Really!
Fine.
Did you write her reports cuz her wrist was fucked up?
- Huh. - What?
Ladies and gentleman!
This is what we've all been waiting for!
Talent show by the wives! Give a big hand, please!
- Let's take a look around. - No. This looks fun.
You're about to see something beyond your imagination!
Let's welcome our first contestant!
Glorious God
When I feel love, love That's when I feel love
Please take your wife.
- Shall we go? - Alright, alright.
Really?
Kimchi fridge is our top prize!
What's wrong?
Honey?
We have a contestant!
What's she doing up there?
I don't know. She's got stage fright.
I hope she doesn't do the crab dance.
Or something lame like that.
Here she goes! Big round of applause, everyone!
Santa Monica!
Hi, Mrs. KIM!
You'll get your kimchi fridge tomorrow.
I'm just sorry I can't get you a bigger one.
Take care!
We saved money!
My mom should've talked to me first.
Well, it's okay now! Wash up.
Where did you learn to dance?
In high school, getting ready for prom.
Never thought I'd flaunt it off here.
Oh, right! US has a big party culture!
Was I weird?
No! You were great!
Bathroom's mine!
DOWN WITH CORRUPT CEO
Cheers!
- He is my father. - He is my father.
- Who's that? - Who's that?
- She's my mother. - She's my mother.
- Is he good? - Of course!
Say something to your mom in English.
- You're so beautiful. - Really?
He's good!
I'm a liar.
Come here, you little brat!
Be careful!
- You're ugly! - No I'm not!
- So ugly! - No way!
- Stupid! Ugly! - I'm not ugly!
It works well.
The security key is operated through the company's network
and CCTVs have been turned off.
Good job.
Look how terrible the security was.
I'm sorry. We'll do our best.
This is why I should've gone with a bigger company.
I'll be off now.
- How long have you been married? - Three years.
Three years?
She's incredibly beautiful. Is she a house wife?
She's a translator.
She wants to be an interpreter but there isn't work.
Wow! She's beautiful and smart!
- You're a lucky man! - Thank you.
This project will take longer because of difficult terminology.
So can you raise the fee? One dollar per page?
Thank you.
Is there any work in interpreting?
I see...
Please call me if there is an opening. Thank you.
Why are you ticked off?
I don't like you talking like that.
Then I won't talk like that when you're around.
You know what I mean.
Come here.
- Nah. - I'll pick your ear.
Okay, then.
That's my boy! Let's see.
You're clean!
Is that me?
DANGEROUS HOUSEWIVES
Jong-bae, you asshole!
- Don't come in here. - How can you do this to me?
You can't go in this room!
I know this is your biggest room.
What's all this?
You still a freak?
I'm not a freak! What's it to you, anyway?
What the hell?
You'll get arrested for hacking.
DID YOU GET MARRIED, LEXY?
NO WAY! SHE'S JOINED A GANG!
Lexy?
Dinner is sausage tonight!
Good.
What was your English name in the US?
- Alexandra. - Alexandra?
It's a bit pompous, huh?
I didn't want them ignoring me cuz I'm Asian.
Alexandra? Not something else?
No.
- Why do you ask? - Nothing.
What the heck?
Huh?
What's this?
Who's this?
- Hee-joo, damn it. - Hee-joo?
No way!
Her mom sent her photo albums from the US.
She hid this one in a plastic bag behind the toilet.
Toilet?
People do that to hide guns or drugs in the US.
Ask her about this photo.
No way. She'd think I'm a loser.
She's photogenic! Nice!
She was a party animal!
What you looking at?
That's your wife's.
She logged on 5 years ago. That's before you met her.
Let's see the photos.
She's so pretty. Must've sold a lot of subs.
They're photos of her in the US.
Wait!
This isn't US.
Look at the signboard. It's Gangnam in Korea.
What?
Her friends look like LEE Hyo-ri.
LEE Hyo-ri?
WINTER 2003
Emergency.
Emergency!
LEE Hyo-ri's on TV!
Do you think even she poops?
- Poop? - Yes.
- Come here. - Yes.
- You think she'd poop? - Yes.
Look at me in the eye. One, two, bam!
Look carefully!
- You think she'd poop? - No!
How dare you! Get down! Put your feet up!
I said put your feet up!
Let's cheer for her, with a pure heart!
Together! LEE Hyo-ri! LEE Hyo-ri!
- Wait! Young-soo! - Yes, sir!
Why aren't you cheering? Are you keeping silence?
I don't like LEE Hyo-ri.
I don't like party animals like her.
He called her animal!
How dare you not like her?
You call yourself a soldier? This makes no sense.
How can you protect your country and not like her?
You've insulted not only LEE Hyo-ri, but me also.
I'll kill you, man.
- Please sir. - Let go.
Let's just go watch LEE Hyo-ri.
Head on the ground!
- Is he retarded? - Yes.
- Put your head down, too! - Me too?
Everyone put your head down! Everyone!
This is crazy. Let's go.
You said you were curious.
I'm sure someone in there knows your wife.
You can find out everything about her hidden past!
This is wrong. I'm gonna go.
Come on!
You'll drive you crazy if you don't find out.
Come with me!
It's closed.
What? It's only 10!
Let's go.
I said it's closed!
Look, bouncer!
- Mister! - Mister?
Look, bro.
We really have to get in. Let's go.
I said it's closed!
Come on, bro! Let me in!
Sir!
What are you doing here?
Party people!
- Are you having fun? - Have a beer!
- Isn't the music great here? - It fucking rocks!
- Are there other clubs around there? - Gangnam is filled with clubs!
Do you know this person?
Have you seen this person?
Have you seen her?
This was a bad idea.
We've been to every club in Gangnam.
No one knows Hee-joo!
- Let's go again next week. - Party animal, huh?
- I know someone who would know! - Really?
You think he's hot?
He was the legendary party animal!
Bullshit!
Can you feel his enigma?
No. He looks like a construction worker.
The footage is not very clear.
- Lexy? - Lexy...
I almost didn't recognize you, Lexy KANG.
Only Lexy has such sensuous steps and hip movement.
I've been a clubber for long but I never saw eyes like Lexy.
Hongdae Club Day began about 10 years ago.
Clubs in Gangnam started to go out of business.
I was offered to be a DJ in Gangnam.
That's when Lexy came to Gangnam.
People came just to see her.
You were both mad party animals.
What was between you two?
It was near impossible to approach her.
You asshole! Fuck off, you shit face!
- She swears? - Not just in Korean!
I'll fucking crack your ass!
Fucking idiot suck your ass!
I'll fucking split your ass open!
She swore in three languages.
Ever heard of the infamous Wangsimni Bloodbath?
Sorry?
After breaking hearts of many men, Lexy disappeared.
And now you're a construction worker?
No way! He's rich, you know!
Whatever.
Guess I should go dig, then.
Bye, sir!
What the!
Honey! I um...
I forgot something at home.
My bag!
It's right here. I forgot I was wearing it.
Wait. Sit.
Have some breakfast.
We need to fix this today.
- It's an old computer. - I'll fix it soon.
- You assholes! - Not again!
- To hell with this place! - Sit here!
Let go!
I was with President PARK Jung-hee at the '88 World Cup!
He wasn't at the World Cup!
- What would you know about him? - Nothing.
What the hell you starring at?
Where the hell's your uniform?
I'll turn this place into a bloodbath!
Bloodbath?
Ever heard of the infamous Wangsimni Bloodbath?
Geez!
CASE RECORD SEARCH WANGSIMNI BLOODBATH
- What? Bloodbath? - What are you doing!
Leave him alone!
You stepped on my foot!
- Who called? - I did.
- How do you know Lexy? - She's an acquaintance.
Then why are you asking me about her?
There's something I have to know.
It was 10 years ago.
I used to party with my friends.
Every day was a party.
SUMMER, 2002
One at a time, you bitches!
Stop pretending to be so hungry!
You got a beggar in your tummy?
This place sucks.
It's filled with ugly girls.
Look at those nasty pants she's wearing!
What the hell you looking at?
- Let's go somewhere else. - This was a mistake.
You're not much taller standing up.
- Sit. - Okay.
Isn't that Chang-joo?
Everything began when Chang-joo tried to pick up Lexy.
- Who the hell's that bitch? - Don't you know her?
She's from the US.
Even Chang-joo's crazy about her cuz she's from the US.
Let's stir shit up today.
Tell her to come to Wangsimni by midnight.
Don't fool with her.
Heard she got deported to Korea for shooting in the US.
Shooting?
Probably something like that.
We met at midnight.
At Wangsimni.
You really came alone!
Your bravery makes me nauseous.
And your lion head has no respect for perspective law.
Perspective law?
What's that?
I don't know any laws.
Don't talks about laws with me!
What's with you and Chang-joo?
Chang-joo?
Is this about that loser?
You can have him. I'm not interested.
You little bitch! Watch your mouth.
This is lame. I'm going home.
You might have come on your own but you need my permission to go.
Tattoo? No way.
She beat up my girls mercilessly
like she had eyes on the back of her head.
Was she alone? Was there anyone else?
No.
Motorcycle?
No, I shouldn't.
Yes, I should.
Oh, yeah!
- Can you open it? - Of course!
- What company are you with? - JY Key.
JY Key.
We're pro locksmiths.
We deal with more complex locks like bank vaults or safety boxes.
We don't do such simple things like this.
Right.
I used to do this when I was a kid. This is easy peasy!
Can you speed it up?
- Are you in a hurry? - Yes.
Then we can just smash it.
- No! Don't smash it! - Let me smash it!
You're home early. Wanna go grocery shopping?
I forgot our front door password.
Thank you. See you later.
He's acting so strange these days.
He's coming home late.
May be he's cheating on you?
What?
It's a possibility.
Wanna go pamper ourselves?
You need to vamp things up sometimes.
I got pregnant right after shopping here.
Who knows?
Maybe this can help you conceive that baseball wiz you've always wanted!
Baseball wiz?
You said you wanted your child to become a baseball player.
That's true.
This will work!
- It's too sexy. - No, it's not!
It's you again.
Hello. Nice to see you.
You shop here often?
We're just looking around.
That's good, cuz this place is expensive.
You shouldn't waste Young-soo's hard-earned money.
What the!
Who the hell is this scrawny bitch minding other's business?
What?
She's Young-soo's friend.
I'm sorry.
Choose one. I'll buy you one.
What was your size?
- Size small. C cup. - C cup?
We have your order, ma'am. It's an A cup, right?
That's a wrong cup size.
I'm sorry but this is the smallest we have.
- Excuse me. - Yes?
Can you give me Large A cup, for my hubby?
- Large A cup? - Stop it!
Maybe an XL, then.
What a wimpy thing!
Hello?
Yes, I'm available!
They want me to interpret!
It's not a small firm, either.
- They're called Vision Company. - That's our client.
- Then I bet it's a good company. - Sure.
Don't be late tonight. I'll cook something good.
SEOUL POLICE WANGSIMNI ASSAULT
This sucks!
- What's with him? - I dunno.
Where's KIM Young-soo?
I wanna speak to him! Where is he?
- Get his ass out here! - What's the problem, sir?
Get his ass out here!
What are you doing? This is an office!
Mr. PARK, our CEO has been monitoring our personal information!
You know who made that spy system and installed it?
KIM Young-soo! I know he works here!
Please calm down, sir.
I'm sure the client had asked him to do it.
He wouldn't do it for no reason.
Client?
KIM Young-soo's out of the office today.
Be warned! I'm gonna report this to media.
Hey! You!
No wonder PARK orders you around. You're a wimp!
Piece of garbage!
I asked you to come home early. Wash up!
- Did you drink? - Yeah.
- Hee-joo. - What?
Repeat after me
as natural as possible.
Fuck!
What the hell!
Don't puke on me!
I'm so sorry.
That's okay. It's garbage anyway.
Are you throwing all this out too?
Huh?
It's Young-soo's.
Hi, Young-soo.
Dumb ass!
What the hell? Let go of me!
- You're gonna be an uncle. - Uncle?
Congrats!
- You're not pregnant. - Pardon?
I have morning sickness and I haven't had my period.
It's common for women who desperately wanna get pregnant.
It's an imagined pregnancy.
- It's not harmful, right? - Of course not.
Your husband has plenty of sperms
and your uterus, ovary and ovum are all normal, too.
But there is anti-sperm antibody in you, the wife
although the concentration isn't strong.
What's that?
Can't you see I'm trying to explain?
Your body thinks that sperm is a germ.
If sperms swam towards you like germs?
How scary would it be!
So your body creates antibodies to fight it.
It's very complex
and you don't need any treatment
Just take it easy, and continue what you were doing.
- Is Hee-joo okay? - Yeah.
It's a bummer I can't be an uncle, though.
- Should we resume then? - What?
No way. I'd rather spend my time loving her.
The doctor said that Hee-joo has antibody, so I have to love her more.
- Did you say antibody? - Yeah.
Damn it! I knew it!
Now what?
Listen!
A woman's body creates anti-sperm antibody cuz it thinks that sperm is virus.
So?
This is the uncomfortable truth!
The number of antibody means the number of men she sleeps with.
- What are you talking about? - Let me explain.
This is the girl.
This is Alex, Smith, and Rodriguez.
This is Chul-soo, Kyoung-soo, and Min-soo.
And lastly, you. Young-soo.
You can't get to the girl cuz of all these dudes!
That makes no sense!
If that were true, so many marriages would fail.
That would be a problem.
So the US government tried to stop such disaster.
They destroyed all results, and banned the research.
This testing before wedding is a requirement for the wealthy.
- You know how filthy... - Don't say that about my wife!
I never said that about her. Don't smack me.
Think about it.
The Halloween party, Wangsimni Bloodbath
and all the club photos... They're not normal.
Still think your wife's ordinary?
I dunno! Let's go!
Pay for the pool table!
Cheap bastard!
Guess I won't be an uncle.
Hi, hon.
We should go to the hospital before we get married.
Is everything you just said true?
Yes!
Ouch!
What?
Look what they found in your husband's pocket at the dry cleaner's.
I took them before anyone saw them.
These are Young-soo's? No way.
Yes way!
You said he's been acting strange, coming home late and not talking!
Hello, doc?
How many antibodies are in my wife?
How many? I'm not sure what you're asking.
Let's see.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
Fine...
So let's say one is mine.
Excluding mine, I heard six. Six assholes!
Take it easy.
Thanks to me, we found it out before it's too late.
You know how happy I was when I thought she was pregnant?
Yeah.
But those six assholes ruined it!
How do you know it wasn't more than six?
I mean you hung up in the middle.
I found this for you.
Lexy is short for Alexandra.
A-Lexy-Andra!
We were so stupid we didn't know.
I'm off.
What are you doing?
Be careful with that!
You're an idiot.
You can't just block the program! You have to delete the files he accessed.
It's called warranty, you idiot.
What's all this? It's so complicated.
Huh?
This looks like it.
What an asshole.
- Empty the garbage! - Chang-joo?
Chang-joo?
Let's look at this.
He got her drunk.
Why are they going in? Don't go in!
Let's look at this one.
SCHEDULE
Asshole!
Young-soo!
19th - MEET LEXY
You're attractive.
I believe it is necessary to have a more concrete set of guidelines
to maintain our business partnership.
We need more concrete set of guidelines to solidify our business partnership.
Has he received our proposal?
Have you reviewed the proposal we sent to you?
Yes we reviewed already.
Honey
Everything began when Chang-joo tried to pick up Lexy.
I'm done for the day. Don't let anyone in.
Yes, sir.
Be good this time or I'll fire you.
- Let's go up. - Okay...
How dare he tick my cap?
I'm losing hair, damn it!
- You can't go in. - I have to go up.
What's going on?
Do you remember me? I was here often.
Sorry, don't.
- I have to go up quickly! - You can't.
It's an emergency!
I don't care. I can't let you.
I really have to go up!
I can't let you go up! He said it's important.
How dare you disrespect your elder!
You glaring at me? I still can't let you go.
- Fine. I'll leave. - It hurts, huh?
I'll leave.
Go!
He has no respect!
So you're saying that this will block spy system?
Right!
Why do you have to go in his room right now?
He'll eliminate the evidence when he's arrested.
We have to get it before that happens.
I still don't think it's a good idea going in his office right now.
I'll get the evidence. Please help me get in there.
Why are you trying so hard to help us?
Because I really want to!
What do you want, bro?
- I wanna see Mr.PARK. - Sorry, bro.
I'm gonna put an end to this today. Move.
You know I can't.
Today's not a good day for me. Let's talk over a drink later on.
You think I'm here to joke around? Move!
Come on, bro!
Seriously!
I'm having a really horrible day today!
What the hell? Get him!
Stop him!
- Don't move! - Stop the elevator!
Get him!
What's happening? Still can't get through CCTV?
What's going on?
They stopped the elevator!
Damn them! Just hold on a sec.
Open the door! Now!
He's on the 7th floor! Call the CEO's office.
- I don't drink... - This is a just a toast.
Congratulating your first job as an interpreter.
Let's just have a light toast.
It's open!
- Which way? Right? Left? - Right!
Wrong, idiot!
He's so fast! He should join our team.
Ouch, my legs!
There's a security key by the CEO's door.
- What's the code? - This isn't Mission Impossible!
Come on, come on!
I got it!
120901
Okay, okay, okay!
Hee-joo!
Don't worry about that. There's a construction going on outside.
I see...
Hee-joo! Hee-joo!
Damn it!
You bastard!
- You're so dead! - Come on, man.
What are you doing?
Just a sec.
You want me to get your leg or head?
What the hell's going on? I told you not to let anyone up.
Get down!
Stop this fuss. Get down.
Out of the way!
Where were you?
Won't talk me?
You're gonna play mute?
Why are you so pissed off?
Why are you staying out and getting into trouble?
- Shut up! - Why are you yelling at me?
I have the right to.
What?
Wanna know why?
Number of antibodies?
Yes. Tell her what you told me.
I think there's a misunderstanding.
You can't count antibodies. They're not boxes of apples.
Why aren't you telling the truth? Cuz she's here?
Just be honest.
You told me she had 7 antibodies.
Number of antibodies? I'm not sure what you're asking.
- Sir. - What?
- When's Ms. PARK's next appointment? - Just hold on.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... Fifteenth.
Hello? Hello?
There's only one antibody.
You don't make antibodies every time you sleep with someone.
If so, I'd be crushed dead by antibodies.
Where did you get such silly idea?
From the research that US government banned.
That's some internet junk!
How would you know what the US government was doing?
Nurse!
That's what you wanted to know? How many men I slept with?
I'm so sorry. I wasn't thinking.
I wasn't gonna say anything but you've gone too far.
You come home late, and you don't even talk or smile at me.
Is this why?
You having fun out there?
- Yeah. I'm having fun. - What?
What was I missing out on?
I had to do it to get down to your level.
Lexy! the party animal!
Korean town shooting and Wangsimni Bloodbath.
- You doing background check on me? - Background check?
Isn't that something a husband should know?
Your tattoo scar, gang fights shooting, and deportation!
- Why are you so proud? - Why shouldn't I be?
You're the one doing background Check on your wife!
I can't live with a woman like you anymore!
- Let's talk. - About what?
You can't live with me anymore.
Why did you marry me?
Cuz I looked stupid? Aloof and dumb?
Did you think that I'd be easy?
You're doubting not only my past but also my love...
I signed the contract as a company, not privately with KIM Young-soo.
Of course. We know that.
But I'm sure he didn't mean anything bad.
He circulated some program he made and deepened the company conflict.
Warn him before I sue your company.
You'll be back soon. Don't worry too much.
Okay. Bye.
He looked like someone who would never get a tattoo.
His eyes welled up listening to me.
Then I knew that he's truly in love with Lexy.
Right?
- How's that motorbike rider? - Huh?
She's well.
- Her son's already seven. - Are we that old, already?
I wish I could be that young again.
Don't fucking stare.
Let's not stare.
- Mr. PARK's running late. - Okay.
Hi.
I wanted to tell you that I can't work anymore.
I'm sorry.
What's your e-mail address?
Hold on, please.
MEET LEXY
DID YOU HAVE FUN WITH THAT HOUSEWIFE?
I'm glad you gave me a call.
I wanted to apologize for my husband.
That's okay.
But you know it's a shame that a woman like you is married to him.
- Really? - For sure.
He's not even competent at work.
I told them to warn him and they just fired him.
Excuse me.
Let's have some fun since we're out.
I wanted to have that toast.
Do you like to drink?
- Chang-joo. - Yeah.
Sorry?
- Cut the bullshit. - Shall we?
You've changed a lot, PARK Chang-joo.
Sorry?
Hi, Chang-joo!
You've slimmed down, asshole!
What you looking at? I just wanna poke those eyes out.
Is it true what you did? You're an asshole!
He won't change unless we kill him.
I'm scared my son will see that.
- You got a son? How old? - Two.
Two is still cute.
Wait another year, You'll wanna kill him too.
- Where're you going? - Huh?
I don't think I should be here.
We're all here cuz of you, and you're being such a motherfucker.
When I used to beat Ji-ho, I smashed his skull with a shovel.
Tying him up to a car and driving around would be fun, too.
That's too complicated. Just kill him!
It'd be a headache if he didn't die.
Pluck out his spine and put him in the blender.
Blender is good! Let's grind him up!
Did you bring your blender?
Shoot! I left it on the sink after my morning juice!
You should've brought it!
- Chang-joo. - Yes?
Looks like you set up that meeting with that foreigner.
- You tell anyone about this, you're dead. - I know that.
Put Young-soo back in his job.
If you fuck this up and hurt Young-soo
You're gonna be juice in this bottle.
- She's up! - You okay?
How long have I been asleep?
- You're not what you used to be. - I know that.
- Thanks guys. - No problem.
I felt good. It was like the old days.
Too bad we didn't see blood today.
- This is my son. - Wow!
He looks like you.
Let me show you my son.
- All his photos look dumb. - What's with his hair?
He's so funny!
BRAVE GIRL SAVES A CHILD FROM SHOOTING
Weren't you a locksmith the other day?
I changed my job cuz your diary drove me crazy.
Who the hell uses this fridge these days?
I can't fix this old fridge! I can't fix anything in this house!
I'll have to change my job again!
It's her diary.
- What's this? - Hee-joo left it behind.
Or more like I hid it.
- What's in it? - I have no right to read it.
- Guess you couldn't open it. - I even tried hammering it.
Maybe I shouldn't have known about all this.
Hee-joo likes me a lot.
She's the perfect girl for me.
Perhaps I should've just believed that.
Forget it. Just get over her.
Dear Young-soo. I mean Honey.
I'm writing this to you, 30 years from now.
By the time you read this, our boy will be all grown up.
and we'd be grandma and grandpa.
When I went to US as a little girl
I felt more despair than hope.
I left US as a stranger
and I became a stranger in Korea.
I was struggling with life then I met you for the first time.
You stood me up again.
Soldiers can't go in a club.
We're not soldiers.
We're in costumes.
- Right, sir? - Right!
Absolutely, sir!
When I met you again, you were mending a broken flower stem.
That flower was like hope for me.
I'll proudly tell our son
that he should become a man like his father
and our daughter that she should marry a man like you.
Just like her mom.
I love you, Young-soo.
2013 LEXY'S REUNION PARTY PLAN
Why are you looking so desperately for Lexy?
Cuz I can't live without her.
Did you wanna see me?
Do me a favor?
I'll do anything for you.
Happy birthday.
You shouldn't have!
There's more.
Party at a club!
You know I'm not in the mood.
Go with Moon-sook.
What fun would it be without you?
Let's go, Hee-joo! Please?
For the old time's sake!
Quiet.
Hi.
Furniture factory?
He said it has to arrive on your birthday.
Happy birthday.
Hold there.
I told you to hold it!
It's too short!
Young-soo showed up at the party.
He's drunk and passed out! Come right away!
Hee-joo! What took you so long?
Hurry in!
Sorry! Coming through!
Hi!
You know he's just a loser, right?
You should've met a man like me.
You're much prettier in person!
Take them.
- Where is he? - Over there.
Let's go.
Take it.
Our girls are still at Wangsimni. Call if there's trouble.
I'll be there too. I still got the toolbox.
He's been waiting long. Go to him.
I wanted to invite you, KANG Hee-joo, and Lexy.
I'm so sorry. I've been so stupid.
You're the love of my life and my everything.
I know what I've done is wrong.
Will you forgive me?
I know.
I know how you feel.
But I need some time.
I'm sorry.
My first wish
Don't be sick when I'm not there
I'll keep you safe. Be healthy, my love
My second wish
Let's not fool each other even in times of trouble
If we must, let's tell just a white lie
My last wish
Let's hold onto each other
So that when we close our eyes We become one
You said my flower stems gave you hope.
You're my hope, KANG Hee-joo.
Happy birthday.
You shouldn't sing, dear.
How much money did you waste on this party?
If you do that to me again, I'll kill you!
Are you ready? Party time!
Welcome to class of '97 reunion party.
You're here again?
You must have a lot of free time.
Hello.
Nice face. Do you get facials?
Housewives like you milk every penny out of their poor hubbies.
What a waste of a fine man, our Young-soo!
You bitch!
What?
- What the hell? - What the hell up your ass!
You shit-faced bitch talking to me?
- I'm your husband's friend! - Just wanna tear those lips!
What? I can't beat up my husband's friend?
I just wanna grind you alive.
You wanna get fucked up here?
No, ma'am...
Don't show up again.
Or I'll stamp 'Deceased' on your ID card.
Will we see your awesome dance again this year?
I wanna see it too! The legendary party animal!
Non sense! I'm no party animal.
Show us before you get pregnant.
You have no right to talk about that. You and your antibodies!
So it was you who told him that!
Now, the highlight of the night!
Talent show by the wives!
The prize this year is washing machine!
First contestant, please!
Isn't it time we change our washing machine?