0 00:01:20,450 --> 00:01:35,750 Subtitles By : Robin808 1 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:48,770 Okay, come a little closer. Tilt your head away. 2 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:52,312 All right, hold your position. 3 00:01:56,700 --> 00:02:00,283 - I can't go till the end of the month. - Really? That's too bad. 4 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,328 - They might be over by then. - I know. 5 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:04,989 New York magazine made a list where they're the best. 6 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:06,910 I read that. 7 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:11,829 Rebecca, you gonna see the leaves? The leaves. 8 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,587 Upstate? They change colour? 9 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:17,716 No. 10 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:22,261 Apologise for the smell. 11 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:26,728 We cracked some of the windows, but it still has that odour. 12 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:27,928 Oh, it's fine. 13 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:30,894 My mom was always cold, so... 14 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:33,310 Most of the windows were actually painted shut. 15 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:34,518 Yeah. 16 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:37,816 So this stuff, it doesn't match... 17 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:42,119 ...but it's no stains, good condition. 18 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:46,499 This stuff is all upholstered. 19 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:51,329 - How old? - It's antique. Era pieces. 20 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:52,536 It's pretty dreary. 21 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,624 Checking the springs, they feel loose. 22 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,175 Okay. 23 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:58,419 You don't buy the little stuff, right? 24 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:02,675 Like clothes and jewellery, knickknacks? 25 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:06,681 No, we just... Just furniture and artwork. 26 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:09,854 - Sometimes pottery. - It's best to just get rid of this stuff... 27 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:13,227 ...like this, all at once, right? 28 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:14,564 Yeah. Well, yeah... 29 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:18,485 I mean, it's probably junk. I'm a busy person. 30 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:20,780 You shouldn't concern yourself with that. 31 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:24,613 Yeah, I'll probably get rid of something priceless like this... 32 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:28,157 ...and not even know it, right? - No, I don't think so. 33 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:32,034 - So are you gonna keep this place? - No, no. 34 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,039 - I like the suburbs. - Yeah. 35 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:37,215 Well, it's definitely big for the city. 36 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:41,334 - If you like the city. - Right. Yeah. 37 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:46,389 It's a table, wood, oval... 38 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,655 - Hi. - Hi. 39 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:06,026 It's weirdly hot today, huh? 40 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:09,995 Well, I work inside. 41 00:04:10,501 --> 00:04:12,374 You have to go outside to get to work... 42 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:15,379 ...and then go outside to leave work. 43 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:27,183 - How's your grandmother? - She's great. She's doing really well. 44 00:04:27,351 --> 00:04:28,893 Good. 45 00:04:45,661 --> 00:04:49,658 Why does she hate us so much? What did we ever do to her? 46 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:52,073 She sees you, she sees death. You're a vulture. 47 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:54,824 Us buying that apartment has absolutely no downside. 48 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:57,790 Her grandmother gets to live there, we're not hovering. 49 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:00,669 - You're a saint. - Oh, God, it's just so sad. 50 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:03,049 - What? - The old lady. 51 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:06,055 Andra, I mean. Does she ever even go outside? 52 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:09,841 - What's so fun outside? - The world, honey? Life? 53 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:12,344 - Maybe she's perfectly happy. - Oh, no. 54 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:15,226 You just say that to rationalise not feeling bad for her. 55 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:17,059 Why do I have to feel bad for her? 56 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:19,725 - She's at the end of her life. - That's not my fault. 57 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:21,101 Oh, God. 58 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:24,980 - Hey, my zit medicine isn't working. - You won't use what I tell you. 59 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,439 So I deserve it? 60 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:30,486 - I'm just trying to help you. - Well, don't help me. 61 00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:33,949 I don't know why you don't go to Associated. 62 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:36,000 You do know. 63 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:40,037 If it was your money, you'd walk the extra five blocks. 64 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:43,750 Yeah, well, it's 10 blocks. And no, I wouldn't. 65 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:47,592 When my feet get better, I'll do it myself. 66 00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:53,222 Oscar-winning actor George Clooney has it all. I mean, looks, charm... 67 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:57,309 So, Grandma, what do you wanna do for your birthday, huh? 68 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:58,893 Mary and I will take you out. 69 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:02,851 - Mary? - Sure. She's just been really busy. 70 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:04,981 - Professional baseball team? 71 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:10,658 U Useless, but fascinating, celebrity facts. 72 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:15,372 George was born on May 6th, 1961 in Lexington, Kentucky. 73 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:18,911 His father, Nick, is a TV newscaster, his mother a... 74 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:21,460 - Hi. - Hi. 75 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:30,221 Okay, could you please tell me what a medallion is? 76 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:35,099 - It's, like, when you win something. - These look like shit pellets. 77 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:37,310 - You want one? - Sure. Thanks. 78 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:40,810 You should've seen what she was wearing today. 79 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:44,270 It was this backless dress. And man, does she have a big back. 80 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:46,771 Like a dude, you know? 81 00:06:46,949 --> 00:06:49,700 You know, Mary, it's weird, the way you watch her. 82 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:52,653 I don't watch her, I walk by her store... 83 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,869 ...and I can see what she's wearing. 84 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:00,328 What are we gonna do for Grandma's birthday? 85 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:02,995 Oh, whatever. When is she gonna croak already? 86 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:06,874 Come on, Mary, what if somebody said something like that about you? 87 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:08,630 They probably already have. 88 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:10,880 I think I'm gonna buy her a nightgown. 89 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:14,140 - How much? - I don't know. 90 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:18,094 - She's just got this ratty old thing. - I'll write you a cheque. 91 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:21,517 Hey, you know the neighbours? 92 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:24,479 They look at me, like, "Is she dead yet?" 93 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:26,562 Why shouldn't they? 94 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,772 - Because it's wrong. - You think if they didn't buy... 95 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:32,702 ...her apartment she wouldn't die? What's the difference? 96 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:37,281 - I like this texture. Yeah. - Yeah? It's comfortable? 97 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,073 - Kind of stiff. - Really? 98 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:40,282 Yeah. 99 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,951 - Handsome, isn't it? - Yeah. 100 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,209 - Gorgeous. - Yeah. 101 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:46,457 We just redid the cushions... 102 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:49,753 ...but we found some original fabric on the web. 103 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:51,007 A whole bolt. 104 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:52,722 How much? 105 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:55,471 - Let me check. - Okay. 106 00:07:58,020 --> 00:07:59,597 What's wrong with that piece? 107 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:02,262 - Not comfortable. - Let's take it off the floor, then. 108 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:06,309 It's surprisingly comfortable. Have another seat. Sit in it for a bit. 109 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,653 - Why did you do that? - He might think it's comfortable. 110 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:13,192 - That's not possible. - You don't know that. 111 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:16,574 It's 12. 112 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:22,411 It's 1200 dollars. 113 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:24,625 - Wanna hold it? - No, gonna think about it. 114 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,374 - Okay. Hi, hon. - Hey. 115 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:29,335 Did you guys look at that one? That doesn't have any arms. 116 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:30,920 Hi, honey. 117 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,968 I saw some jeans I want. 118 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:36,096 Really? What for? 119 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:37,464 They're cute. 120 00:08:37,643 --> 00:08:39,884 - How much? - Two. 121 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:42,855 - Two hundred dollars? - That's what you spend. 122 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,102 I'm a grown-up. 123 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:46,267 That makes no sense. It's what jeans cost. 124 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:49,314 Abby, I am not spending $200 on a pair of jeans... 125 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:53,568 ...for my teenage daughter when there are 45 homeless people on our street. 126 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:55,735 What does that have to do with anything? 127 00:08:55,911 --> 00:08:57,322 - Abby. - Hi, honey. 128 00:08:57,496 --> 00:09:00,450 - You look so pretty. - Right. 129 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:04,742 - Hey, what did you do this weekend? - My wife and I drove up to Woodstock. 130 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:07,328 - Were they gorgeous? - Oh, incredible. 131 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:09,664 I mean, the kids didn't care, but we loved it. 132 00:09:09,842 --> 00:09:12,759 Rebecca, you gonna go see the leaves? 133 00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:16,511 - No. I don't think so. - Well, you should. 134 00:09:16,682 --> 00:09:19,932 They're spectacular. And they're just about to end. 135 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:25,481 You know what, next time we go, we'll invite you to come with us. 136 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:28,650 Okay. Thank you. Thanks. 137 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:32,318 So it says here that you were born in New York. 138 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:34,398 Yes, in the village. 139 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,744 Do you think that's good, growing up in the city? 140 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,074 Yeah, I do. I mean... 141 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,618 I saw a lot of things I probably shouldn't have... 142 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,450 ...but it got me to grow up fast. 143 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:48,168 And I was really independent, which, in some ways, is good. 144 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:53,088 I think it's an awful place to raise kids. 145 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,295 Yeah. Yeah. 146 00:09:56,138 --> 00:10:00,432 It's filthy, crime-ridden, noisy. And it's only getting worse. 147 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:03,436 Well, that's definitely true too. 148 00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:05,722 Yeah. 149 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:10,477 You know, it's funny, you said, you know, in your questionnaire... 150 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,277 ...that you had brown hair. 151 00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:15,275 Yeah. 152 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:18,740 It's actually more of a dark brown. 153 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:21,405 I think it's brown. 154 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:25,115 No, I wouldn't call it brown. It's almost black. 155 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:27,700 Yeah, but it's brown. I mean, I didn't lie. 156 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,247 It's very dark brown. 157 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:34,170 Working a lot. We're in the middle of second season. 158 00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:36,750 And, you know, just working hard and hoping... 159 00:10:36,929 --> 00:10:39,217 Are you attracted to her? 160 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,925 Humour me. 161 00:10:42,226 --> 00:10:45,641 - She's gonna hit the wall. - Hit the wall. 162 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,271 Yeah. 163 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:50,274 Not gonna look good when she gets older. 164 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:53,693 What do you mean, like, 27? 165 00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:57,696 - More like 30. - How nice. 166 00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:06,957 Howard Stern trimmed his pubes today. 167 00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:13,622 He doesn't want his penis hairs to be longer than his penis. 168 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:19,793 Fucking Howard. 169 00:11:19,972 --> 00:11:22,344 You know, you used to read books. 170 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,971 - Well, magazines. - Please don't wreck my fun. 171 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:29,139 Will you rub my feet, please? 172 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:34,027 Jesus. How'd this one get all mangled? 173 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:37,643 Your one toe is completely horizontal. 174 00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:39,946 Like I don't know that. 175 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:45,533 Go the other way, buddy. Turn around, it's not too late. 176 00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:47,991 I like it. 177 00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:50,536 Bullshit. 178 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,770 Wow, you have beautiful hair. 179 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:23,282 I let it go grey when I was 40. Why fake it? 180 00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:25,907 Some people say it makes you look older. 181 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,072 You know, that's probably true. 182 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,870 I didn't like the idea of chemicals on my head. 183 00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:34,246 And I didn't like the colour everybody ended up with. 184 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,790 - Menopausal red, I used to call it. - Right. 185 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,840 I know what you mean. 186 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:42,548 That's what my grandma has. 187 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:47,426 - How old is she? - She's going to be 91 this week. 188 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:51,014 Okay. Just a little bit of compression. 189 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:56,222 Hold your position for me. Try not to breathe. 190 00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,695 Eugene. 191 00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:01,733 Eugene, honey. 192 00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:08,244 This is Rebecca. Rebecca, this is my grandson. An angel. 193 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,909 - Hi. - Hi. 194 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:13,574 - So can you see it? - What? 195 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,958 My halo. 196 00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:21,249 - Nice meeting you. - You too. 197 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,759 What was that? 198 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:27,796 A hundred milligrams of sodium? You shouldn't buy that stuff. 199 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:31,434 - You should cook them separately. - Same difference. 200 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:36,016 - No, I think it takes longer. - This is a fascinating conversation. 201 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:39,941 - Did you...? Hey, did you lay out today? - Booth. 202 00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:44,774 Mary, that's so bad for you. You, of all people, should know that. 203 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:47,523 I'm very careful. It's better than natural rays. 204 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,411 No. 205 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:52,913 - You could use some colour. - I don't want cancer. 206 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,206 Blush doesn't give you cancer. 207 00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:57,666 - Who is it? - It's Alex from next door. 208 00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:01,041 Andra, we're just going to the drugstore. Is there anything...? 209 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,043 Hi, we're just going to the drugstore. 210 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:06,219 Would you like us to get you anything while we're there? 211 00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:11,016 - Hi, Andra. - Perfect. 212 00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:14,388 I hope you're not going to Windsor. They're crooks. 213 00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:17,136 - Metro. Metro. Metro Drugs. - We're going to Metro. 214 00:14:17,316 --> 00:14:19,059 - Yeah. - It's better. 215 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:20,610 You gained weight. 216 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,816 - Excuse me? - You gained weight. 217 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,148 Thank you. 218 00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:31,446 - What? - Thank you! 219 00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:33,994 - Be right back. - See you. 220 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,579 Jesus Christ. 221 00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,369 Look at what she needs. She has to take a crap. 222 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,875 She's old. 223 00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:44,797 All those hairs on her chin. You know, those thick black ones? 224 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:46,760 And all up in her schnozy. 225 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:49,254 I have hairs on my chin. 226 00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,224 She's gonna be 91. 227 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,227 I know. It's unbelievable. Who would have thought? 228 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,395 We should have bought that apartment from that guy downstairs. 229 00:14:57,606 --> 00:15:00,227 - Who? - The guy right below us. 230 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,935 You know, Martin somebody. He was only 79. 231 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,568 - That asshole died? - Yeah. 232 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:09,741 No, the whole two-storey thing would have been too much money. 233 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,155 Here you go. 234 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:14,163 - Thank you, honey. - You're welcome. 235 00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:39,560 Alex. Alex. 236 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,566 What? 237 00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:56,617 Right over there on the other side of the white table, please. 238 00:15:57,165 --> 00:16:01,543 A little bit over. Perfect, perfect. Thank you. 239 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:06,923 This is gorgeous. My God. 240 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:10,759 I think she kept it in plastic for, like, 50 years. 241 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:14,179 - Nice work, killer. - Thanks. 242 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:18,926 - What is that? - I'm not sure. 243 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:21,678 Just take the top right on the base there. 244 00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:26,310 That is gorgeous. 245 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:30,398 Holy cow. Look at this. 246 00:16:30,574 --> 00:16:33,361 What do we ask for that? Four? 247 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,571 More. Five? 248 00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:39,534 Six, seven. Eight. 249 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,246 Oh, I feel so guilty. 250 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:46,293 - Who sent us this? - We got that for Andra. 251 00:16:46,465 --> 00:16:49,038 It's her birthday. I thought we'd have her over. 252 00:16:49,218 --> 00:16:50,842 - You're joking. - I'm not. 253 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:53,798 And her miserable granddaughters, as well. 254 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,004 Sounds like a gas. 255 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,934 I don't wanna have bad vibes right next door to us. 256 00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,181 I feel terrible. 257 00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:03,350 Hey. You know who I heard had some great stuff? The dead guy. 258 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:06,354 - Downstairs? - Yeah. 259 00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:09,397 - Let's go. - So sorry to hear about your dad. 260 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:11,065 Well, he was sick. 261 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,568 - He was old. - Yeah. 262 00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:15,232 We got the number from the super. I hope that's okay. 263 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:17,617 - No, that's fine. - Good. 264 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:21,704 I don't know if you're gonna want any of these things, though. 265 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,449 I think there are definitely some pieces we could use. 266 00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:25,659 Yeah? 267 00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:30,381 It's so old-fashioned. I didn't think anybody wanted this stuff anymore. 268 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,761 Well, I guess you knew him. You knew my Dad? 269 00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:35,720 He lived in the building a long time. 270 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:39,258 - Yeah, he was a very nice man. - Martin was lovely. 271 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,676 - Yeah. - Lovely man. 272 00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:44,769 So, what are you gonna do with the apartment? 273 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:49,566 Oh, the neighbours bought it. I think they wanna break through. 274 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:52,027 They're probably celebrating over there. 275 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,442 - No. - No. 276 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:54,813 How much did they pay? 277 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,444 What? 278 00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:59,197 I'm so sorry. That was rude. 279 00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:00,996 Kate. Jesus. 280 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,991 I'm very sorry. I'm... 281 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:08,671 This guy would throw away our mail if it was put in his box by mistake. 282 00:18:08,839 --> 00:18:10,666 Are you sure he knew who we were? 283 00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:13,795 Of course he knew who we were. He didn't give a crap. 284 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,425 Oh, my God. That's where all my magazines went. 285 00:18:16,597 --> 00:18:18,885 It's his fault that I watch so much television. 286 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:21,893 Now he's dead, so you can go back to reading magazines. 287 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,848 You know what, I wish that your grandpa was still alive... 288 00:18:25,022 --> 00:18:28,854 ...so that you could hang out with him like that. 289 00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:32,523 I think that's his dad. 290 00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:37,359 - That guy's... That guy's old. - You're old. 291 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:40,204 Yeah, but I don't... I don't look... 292 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,659 I don't look like that. 293 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,412 - Will you wrap this up, please? - Do I look like that? 294 00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:48,993 - You got it. - Thanks. 295 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:52,088 - Do we have any Pepto? - I don't know. 296 00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:54,629 I don't know if that place is as good as we think. 297 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,589 Well, I don't think it's known for burgers. Wait a second. 298 00:18:57,763 --> 00:18:59,423 Excuse me, sir. 299 00:18:59,598 --> 00:19:02,801 Are you hungry? Would you like this? 300 00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:05,428 I'm waiting for a table. 301 00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:11,097 I'm sorry. I really am. 302 00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:13,020 - I'm so sorry. - I'm so sorry. Really. 303 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,234 - Please forgive me. - We're very sorry. 304 00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:19,480 - Are you out of your mind? - He looked homeless. 305 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:23,408 He looked like a black man waiting for a table. 306 00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:32,418 - Hey. - Hey. 307 00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:36,049 - You do your grandma's laundry? - Yep. 308 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,756 - Is it gross? - What do you mean? 309 00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:42,215 Like, old-lady underwear. 310 00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:46,471 - I don't really look. - Good idea. 311 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,851 So I heard you guys are coming over later. 312 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,934 Yep. 313 00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:56,321 - Cool. - Yeah. 314 00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:08,037 Hey, ladies. 315 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,165 Gorgeous day. 316 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:12,458 Going to see the leaves. 317 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,881 See you. 318 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,675 The leaves. What is with these people? 319 00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:22,922 - I know. - Who gives a shit? 320 00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:25,304 - I don't. - Really. 321 00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:49,331 Can I help you? 322 00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:54,168 You shouldn't charge so much for jeans. 323 00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:00,459 Here. I'll do it. 324 00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:07,596 When I get my eyes fixed I'll be able to do it myself. 325 00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:11,018 Grandma, you've got nothing to drink in this place. 326 00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:14,473 - Who's talking? - It's Mary. She's looking for alcohol. 327 00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:17,057 - This place is filthy. - Hey, I clean it. 328 00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:19,643 This has botulism. 329 00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:26,281 Why exactly are we going there? 330 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:29,371 So they can poison Grandma and demolish her apartment. 331 00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:31,746 Then let's make it fast. 332 00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:33,912 Here. 333 00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:36,415 What's this? 334 00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:39,086 It's your birthday present from the two of us. 335 00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:40,800 Go on, open it. 336 00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:42,708 I got it. 337 00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:44,755 Now, okay. Here. 338 00:21:47,683 --> 00:21:50,256 Too fancy. 339 00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:54,263 Yeah, well, do you like it? I mean, look at it. Here. 340 00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:56,729 What am I gonna do with this? 341 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:58,608 - Sleep in it. - Say thank you, Grandma. 342 00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:01,102 - I did. - No. Actually you didn't. 343 00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:03,315 Look, it's okay. It's just... 344 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:06,989 I thought that since yours is so old that... 345 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,486 I'll save it for a special occasion. 346 00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:11,703 What special occasion might that be? 347 00:22:11,874 --> 00:22:15,408 Too fancy to sleep in. That's all. 348 00:22:16,587 --> 00:22:17,915 Come on in. Welcome. 349 00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:20,579 - What's that smell? - It's a little cramped in here. 350 00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:22,335 Grandma. Jesus. 351 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,301 - I smell something burnt. - Oh, you do? 352 00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:28,170 Everyone can hear you. Sorry. She's so rude. You should smell her place. 353 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:29,546 My place doesn't smell. 354 00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:32,097 Piss and mould have no odour. What was I thinking? 355 00:22:32,269 --> 00:22:33,300 Mary. 356 00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:36,052 Anyway, happy birthday, Andra. 357 00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:39,434 - Can I get you something to drink? - Do you have any bourbon? 358 00:22:39,610 --> 00:22:40,938 I think we do have bourbon. 359 00:22:41,111 --> 00:22:42,819 Hi. I'm Alex. 360 00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:44,613 - I'm Mary. Nice to meet you. - Hi. 361 00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:47,866 - Hi, Mary. Where'd you get that tan? - Oh, you know. 362 00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:50,704 - She lies on a tanning bed. - I go to the Sheep's Meadow. 363 00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:53,409 - She lies on a tanning bed. - And I go to Sheep's Meadow. 364 00:22:53,582 --> 00:22:56,536 - Looks nice either way. - Thank you. 365 00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:01,328 Abby. Take those things off, please. 366 00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:03,466 We have company. 367 00:23:03,634 --> 00:23:05,543 What are you doing in here? 368 00:23:05,969 --> 00:23:08,176 I don't understand that. 369 00:23:08,347 --> 00:23:11,098 I'm not going out there with this thing on my nose. 370 00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:14,303 - You can't see it. Come out, please. - See it? 371 00:23:14,478 --> 00:23:17,894 Mom, it's swallowing my whole face. How can you not see it? 372 00:23:18,065 --> 00:23:21,066 I tell you not to eat those French fries and greasy foods. 373 00:23:21,235 --> 00:23:24,568 - It makes no difference. - Please come and join us, Abby. 374 00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:26,896 You look fine. 375 00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:29,481 Okay, I'm just... Let me just explain it to you... 376 00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:31,818 ...so you understand. You know I'm not crazy. 377 00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:34,996 - If she were younger than me... - She is younger than you. 378 00:23:35,165 --> 00:23:38,083 If she were prettier than me, I'd understand, but she's not. 379 00:23:38,252 --> 00:23:40,790 She's got this tan, totally sprayed on, I would know. 380 00:23:40,963 --> 00:23:43,454 But the worst part is her back. 381 00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:47,671 - What about her back? - It's muscular. All built-up. 382 00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:50,133 - And she wears these skimpy tops. - It's no good. 383 00:23:50,305 --> 00:23:51,716 - No good. - It's a big problem. 384 00:23:51,890 --> 00:23:53,266 A big back is not good. 385 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:56,055 Oh, come on, enough about the poor girl's back. 386 00:23:56,228 --> 00:23:59,098 - Are you still in love with him? - He broke up with her. 387 00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:02,227 - No, that's not how it went down. - Yes, it is. 388 00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:06,059 I don't understand. How is it that you get to see her? 389 00:24:06,238 --> 00:24:09,025 Well, she works in a store near where Mary works. 390 00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:12,117 - And what do you do, Mary? - I work at a spa. 391 00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:14,239 It's called Skintology. 392 00:24:14,413 --> 00:24:16,571 - I do facials. - Oh, how nice. 393 00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:18,907 What is it that you do, Rebecca? 394 00:24:19,084 --> 00:24:21,919 Oh, I administer mammograms. I'm a radiology technician. 395 00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:25,622 - But you're not a doctor. - No, I'm not a doctor. 396 00:24:26,049 --> 00:24:28,967 But it's... But you're not a doctor either. 397 00:24:29,136 --> 00:24:30,215 I never said I was. 398 00:24:30,888 --> 00:24:33,675 - Is it interesting? - Well, if you like boobs, it is. 399 00:24:33,849 --> 00:24:36,007 Well, you pop blackheads for a living, so... 400 00:24:36,185 --> 00:24:38,758 - What's the matter with boobs? - Nothing. 401 00:24:38,937 --> 00:24:40,764 Why are we talking like that? 402 00:24:43,275 --> 00:24:44,390 So is it interesting? 403 00:24:44,568 --> 00:24:46,726 I like the people, you know, the patients. 404 00:24:46,904 --> 00:24:48,528 Crush on the boss. 405 00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:50,816 Pardon me? 406 00:24:51,742 --> 00:24:53,984 Abby. Abby. 407 00:24:54,161 --> 00:24:56,830 Honey, you have undies on your head, sweetie. 408 00:24:56,997 --> 00:24:59,914 She has a blemish, which I can't even see. 409 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,412 Abby, please take those off. 410 00:25:01,585 --> 00:25:03,661 Who is that? Is that funny? 411 00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:06,589 You should come to the spa and get a facial. They help. 412 00:25:06,757 --> 00:25:08,880 - You're being rude. - Let me see it. 413 00:25:09,051 --> 00:25:11,720 Come on. You know, I've seen it all. 414 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,795 Oh, wow, that's big. 415 00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:16,005 - Really? - She's drunk. 416 00:25:16,183 --> 00:25:19,468 On your nose, almost cystic. It's horrible. 417 00:25:19,645 --> 00:25:22,515 - Mary. - No, I'd rather someone admit it. 418 00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:24,349 At least then I don't feel crazy. 419 00:25:24,525 --> 00:25:27,276 I'm just telling you, half the time, I do feel crazy. 420 00:25:27,444 --> 00:25:29,235 - No one says the truth. - They should. 421 00:25:29,404 --> 00:25:32,405 If you get a sucky haircut, people should admit it. If some... 422 00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:36,192 ...procedure is gonna hurt, they should tell you. It makes it worse if they don't. 423 00:25:36,370 --> 00:25:38,446 I hate it when people don't say "bless you." 424 00:25:38,622 --> 00:25:40,864 You know what I hate? When you're in a store... 425 00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:43,413 ...and you hold the door for the person behind you... 426 00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:45,494 ...but they don't hold the door for the person behind them. 427 00:25:45,671 --> 00:25:47,129 You stand there like a doorman. 428 00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:50,749 - They don't say thank you. - No, why would they? You're not there. 429 00:25:50,926 --> 00:25:53,797 Jesus, I swear sometimes I must be invisible. You want some? 430 00:25:53,971 --> 00:25:55,631 Yeah. 431 00:25:56,098 --> 00:25:58,137 What do we...? What is it? Like... 432 00:25:58,308 --> 00:26:02,353 - We give him about 200 for Christmas. - I give him nothing. 433 00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:05,094 That's why he won't fix anything for you. 434 00:26:05,274 --> 00:26:08,191 If he fixed something for me, I'd give him some money. 435 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,649 You know, they have, like, 12 children. 436 00:26:10,821 --> 00:26:13,110 Nobody told him to do that. 437 00:26:13,282 --> 00:26:19,071 They're very poor. They live in that apartment in the basement. 438 00:26:19,246 --> 00:26:23,374 - I think his wife's in a wheelchair. - I've never seen her in a wheelchair. 439 00:26:23,542 --> 00:26:26,459 - Neither have I. - I'm pretty sure. 440 00:26:27,296 --> 00:26:29,965 So how do they make so many children? 441 00:26:30,132 --> 00:26:33,299 People can still fuck in a wheelchair, Grandma. 442 00:26:34,178 --> 00:26:35,292 Can't they? 443 00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:38,471 - Why are you looking at me? - I don't know. 444 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,018 He's a greaseball. 445 00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:45,689 I.e. Meaning, he's Puerto Rican. 446 00:26:47,024 --> 00:26:49,230 - Happy birthday, Andra. - You're too nice. 447 00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:53,395 - And this... This is for you. - I hope you like it. 448 00:26:54,114 --> 00:26:56,154 You wanna blow the candle out? 449 00:26:56,325 --> 00:26:58,198 Make a wish. 450 00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:08,920 These are some nice products. 451 00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:11,671 I use Olay. 452 00:27:12,216 --> 00:27:13,758 - I'll take it. - No, you will not. 453 00:27:13,926 --> 00:27:15,799 Thank you. That's kind. She loves it. 454 00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:18,721 She doesn't know how to use it. Here, eat your cake. 455 00:27:18,889 --> 00:27:21,594 So, what are you guys gonna do with grandma's apartment? 456 00:27:25,896 --> 00:27:29,229 We haven't really thought about it. 457 00:27:29,775 --> 00:27:32,526 Are you gonna break through, make the living room bigger? 458 00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:36,562 You know, a new bathroom, kitchen. We were gonna renovate anyway, so... 459 00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:38,649 You'll have to change the tile in there. 460 00:27:39,493 --> 00:27:41,035 It's all covered with mould. 461 00:27:41,203 --> 00:27:44,821 - I'd re-tile the whole thing. - I'm sure they're gonna gut it. 462 00:27:44,998 --> 00:27:47,833 You'll be dead, so you don't have to worry about it. 463 00:27:50,379 --> 00:27:53,748 So, wait... So tell me what else are you guys gonna do? 464 00:27:54,216 --> 00:27:56,374 Kate, are you gonna add an extra bedroom? 465 00:27:56,552 --> 00:27:58,840 - Mary, come on, shut up. - What? 466 00:27:59,054 --> 00:28:00,797 - I mean... - Grandma... 467 00:28:00,973 --> 00:28:03,974 ...can they show us what they're gonna do with your apartment? 468 00:28:05,435 --> 00:28:08,436 Kate, what else are you gonna do? What do you think? 469 00:28:12,192 --> 00:28:14,600 Where exactly are you gonna expand? 470 00:28:15,571 --> 00:28:17,647 Well, we're gonna break through that wall... 471 00:28:17,823 --> 00:28:21,358 ...and that'll be our master bedroom. Over there is gonna be laundry room. 472 00:28:21,535 --> 00:28:23,409 - Where? - Right there. 473 00:28:23,579 --> 00:28:26,070 That's so great. Laundry is such a drag in the city. 474 00:28:26,248 --> 00:28:29,581 It is. And the bedroom will be a master bath and... 475 00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:31,246 You're so lucky. 476 00:28:31,420 --> 00:28:33,128 A proper closet, a real closet. 477 00:28:33,297 --> 00:28:35,835 - It's gonna be gorgeous. - Yeah, I know. I can't wait. 478 00:28:36,008 --> 00:28:40,586 What do you mean? Of course we can wait. We're not in any sort of rush here. 479 00:28:40,762 --> 00:28:43,550 How's the cake? How's that cake, Andra? 480 00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:46,886 Dry. 481 00:28:52,858 --> 00:28:55,942 You know, you were totally drunk. It's embarrassing. 482 00:28:56,111 --> 00:28:59,812 - I was not drunk. - You're always drunk. 483 00:28:59,990 --> 00:29:03,489 - You flirted. - You don't even know what flirting is. 484 00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:07,411 - You're an alcoholic. - Why do you run around telling people... 485 00:29:07,581 --> 00:29:08,826 ...I use a tanning bed? 486 00:29:08,999 --> 00:29:13,460 Well, because... It's because you lie. On a tanning bed. 487 00:29:13,629 --> 00:29:16,499 - So what? It's not hurting anybody. - You're mean to Grandma. 488 00:29:16,673 --> 00:29:19,046 She's a bitch. 489 00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:26,634 - How do you fuck in a wheelchair? - Well, I guess you go on the bed. 490 00:29:27,267 --> 00:29:31,597 I mean, even if the legs don't work the middle part might, I guess, huh? 491 00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:36,813 - Man, she's even worse than I thought. - Yeah. 492 00:29:37,277 --> 00:29:39,353 You don't even know the super's wife. 493 00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:41,858 Andra. 494 00:29:42,658 --> 00:29:44,200 Awful. 495 00:29:44,368 --> 00:29:47,452 - It makes me feel bad for Rebecca. - Makes me feel less guilty... 496 00:29:47,621 --> 00:29:50,194 ...waiting for her to die. - Wanting her to die. 497 00:29:50,374 --> 00:29:51,619 Shit. 498 00:29:52,709 --> 00:29:56,624 - Can't we put a pillow over her head? - And start construction? 499 00:29:57,464 --> 00:29:59,836 Hey. You were flirting with the sister. 500 00:30:00,008 --> 00:30:01,289 I know. 501 00:30:02,052 --> 00:30:05,338 I have no idea why. She's such a bitch. 502 00:30:06,306 --> 00:30:08,714 Because she's young and pretty. 503 00:30:14,606 --> 00:30:16,932 - Hi. - Get out. 504 00:30:44,469 --> 00:30:46,758 - Morning. - Good morning. 505 00:30:50,809 --> 00:30:52,469 Just gonna rewire this real quick. 506 00:30:52,644 --> 00:30:55,135 Alex, come here for a second. 507 00:30:58,984 --> 00:31:03,064 Another dealer is selling that table for $5000. 508 00:31:03,238 --> 00:31:05,908 That's great. How much you pay for it? 509 00:31:06,074 --> 00:31:07,866 Four thousand for the whole apartment. 510 00:31:08,035 --> 00:31:09,363 The guy had no idea? 511 00:31:10,204 --> 00:31:11,995 He didn't wanna be bothered. 512 00:31:12,581 --> 00:31:14,574 Then don't worry about it. 513 00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:18,286 Let me know if I can help you with anything. 514 00:31:18,462 --> 00:31:20,371 - Yeah. Thank you. - Sure. 515 00:31:21,131 --> 00:31:22,875 Alex? 516 00:31:24,384 --> 00:31:26,294 How come you feel so okay about it? 517 00:31:28,138 --> 00:31:29,383 Because it's okay. 518 00:31:30,849 --> 00:31:32,047 Okay. 519 00:31:32,226 --> 00:31:34,349 I remember when this was first in style. 520 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,596 I didn't like it then, I don't like it now. 521 00:31:38,607 --> 00:31:40,646 - How much is this one? - Why are you asking? 522 00:31:40,817 --> 00:31:44,601 - That is 8000. - Okay. 523 00:31:46,156 --> 00:31:48,778 - It's a sublime piece. - I see. 524 00:31:48,951 --> 00:31:51,489 - You can do many things with it. - Thank you. 525 00:31:51,662 --> 00:31:53,286 Sure. 526 00:32:19,398 --> 00:32:22,149 - Welcome to Skintology. - Thank you very much. 527 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:27,524 - Is Mary available for a facial? - Which Mary? We actually have two. 528 00:32:32,870 --> 00:32:33,901 Hi. 529 00:32:34,079 --> 00:32:36,404 - How you doing? - Great. 530 00:32:36,582 --> 00:32:38,823 - Right this way. - Okay. 531 00:32:44,131 --> 00:32:46,456 They didn't get a good picture or something. 532 00:32:46,633 --> 00:32:50,845 No. You know, it happens. It doesn't necessarily mean anything. 533 00:32:51,013 --> 00:32:53,385 I feel bad making my grandson schlep me back here. 534 00:32:53,557 --> 00:32:56,130 He's a busy person. But single. 535 00:32:56,310 --> 00:32:58,682 Never has a girlfriend, I don't know why. 536 00:33:01,815 --> 00:33:05,647 - You have a guy? - No. 537 00:33:05,819 --> 00:33:08,144 I mean, I'm trying. 538 00:33:08,322 --> 00:33:09,780 You shouldn't have to try. 539 00:33:09,948 --> 00:33:14,776 I went on a couple of computer dates. 540 00:33:14,953 --> 00:33:18,618 - Oh, that must be awful. - It was. 541 00:33:20,209 --> 00:33:23,957 I figured if Howard Stern can get a facial, so can I. 542 00:33:24,505 --> 00:33:25,963 You know he had his nose done. 543 00:33:26,131 --> 00:33:28,539 He looks great. He's never gonna hit the wall. 544 00:33:28,717 --> 00:33:31,422 I know. I love Howard. 545 00:33:32,387 --> 00:33:33,419 Me too. 546 00:33:33,597 --> 00:33:36,005 Eye cups. Close your eyes. 547 00:33:36,767 --> 00:33:39,721 Oh, fancy. Really fancy. 548 00:33:40,437 --> 00:33:42,181 - I love Artie. - I know. 549 00:33:42,356 --> 00:33:43,850 He kills me. 550 00:33:44,024 --> 00:33:47,358 I wish I could play him all day but I have to play this New Age shit. 551 00:33:47,528 --> 00:33:49,567 Makes me want to kill myself. 552 00:33:49,780 --> 00:33:54,691 I mean, what kind of guy tells the world that he has a little tiny dick? 553 00:33:54,868 --> 00:33:56,991 How cool is that? 554 00:33:57,538 --> 00:33:59,115 Kind of. 555 00:34:03,085 --> 00:34:05,457 - You have nice skin. - Thanks. 556 00:34:05,629 --> 00:34:07,040 I had terrible skin as a kid. 557 00:34:07,214 --> 00:34:11,081 You know, poor Abby. Face is covered with zits. I guess it's hereditary, right? 558 00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:15,637 Well, you shouldn't blame yourself. We'll let the steam open your pores. 559 00:34:23,772 --> 00:34:25,729 Oh, it's part of the European facial. 560 00:34:25,899 --> 00:34:28,022 Hand massage, shoulder massage. 561 00:34:28,193 --> 00:34:29,224 Do you want it? 562 00:34:30,612 --> 00:34:32,190 Sure. 563 00:35:03,353 --> 00:35:06,557 It's okay. Don't... I'll get it. 564 00:35:08,984 --> 00:35:11,356 I didn't know you were gonna do that. 565 00:35:12,821 --> 00:35:14,613 Neither did I. 566 00:35:15,824 --> 00:35:19,489 - Do you still want a facial? - Yes, please. 567 00:35:26,001 --> 00:35:30,081 - Excuse me. Can you help me? - Oh, sure. 568 00:35:31,632 --> 00:35:34,882 Beautiful, isn't it? Perfect condition. 569 00:35:37,095 --> 00:35:38,755 What are you asking for it? 570 00:35:40,098 --> 00:35:42,305 Fifty-five hundred. 571 00:35:45,562 --> 00:35:47,685 How about five thousand? 572 00:35:48,106 --> 00:35:49,980 Okay. 573 00:35:57,115 --> 00:35:59,191 - Hi. - You promised today. 574 00:35:59,368 --> 00:36:01,574 - What did I promise? - Jeans. 575 00:36:02,579 --> 00:36:03,990 - No fighting. - No fighting. 576 00:36:04,164 --> 00:36:05,362 Where'd you find this? 577 00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:09,961 - Really unusual colours. - Yeah. 578 00:36:10,754 --> 00:36:11,922 Excuse me. 579 00:36:12,714 --> 00:36:15,632 Do you know if everything's all right with my grandmother? 580 00:36:15,801 --> 00:36:17,461 You'll have to talk to the doctor. 581 00:36:17,636 --> 00:36:21,847 He probably just saw something and wants to make sure it's nothing. 582 00:36:23,767 --> 00:36:27,350 - It's Rebecca, right? - Yeah. Right. 583 00:36:27,521 --> 00:36:29,395 - Eugene. - Hi. Again. 584 00:36:29,565 --> 00:36:31,107 - Hi. - Hi. 585 00:36:31,441 --> 00:36:35,902 - She's terrific, your grandmother. - Yeah, she is. 586 00:36:37,030 --> 00:36:40,316 She's pretty obvious too. You know, she wants me to ask you out. 587 00:36:42,327 --> 00:36:44,154 Right. 588 00:36:44,913 --> 00:36:47,831 No, I meant that I want to. 589 00:36:49,751 --> 00:36:53,701 - But? - No but. 590 00:36:54,673 --> 00:36:57,460 Would you like to go out with me? 591 00:36:59,970 --> 00:37:02,639 Sure. Yes. Thank... Yeah. 592 00:37:02,848 --> 00:37:07,426 Well, good. We can think of something nice to do. 593 00:37:07,603 --> 00:37:12,099 Actually, you know what? I have some ideas. 594 00:37:12,691 --> 00:37:14,185 Hi, sir. 595 00:37:15,485 --> 00:37:18,273 - How are you? - Good. 596 00:37:20,699 --> 00:37:22,905 Five dollars? 597 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,532 Do you live on a sidewalk? 598 00:37:26,914 --> 00:37:29,239 Those aren't bad. 599 00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:31,700 No, honey, they're not. Turn around. 600 00:37:34,046 --> 00:37:36,204 - I think these work. - These suck. 601 00:37:36,381 --> 00:37:38,041 - No, they don't. - I look like a cow. 602 00:37:38,217 --> 00:37:40,209 All right. Try those other ones on. 603 00:37:40,385 --> 00:37:42,544 - Go ahead. - What's the point? 604 00:37:42,721 --> 00:37:44,464 Abby, just do it. 605 00:37:46,016 --> 00:37:48,009 - She thinks she's fat. - Shut up. 606 00:37:53,232 --> 00:37:56,932 I like those. I think those flaps are cool in the back. 607 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,356 They're in, anyway, right? 608 00:38:03,408 --> 00:38:06,445 - Those are good. - They're awful. I feel like a sausage. 609 00:38:06,620 --> 00:38:07,948 I think they look cute. 610 00:38:08,121 --> 00:38:11,325 - You think these look cute? - Yeah. I do. 611 00:38:11,917 --> 00:38:15,250 - Do you have eyes in your head? - Please don't talk to me like that. 612 00:38:15,420 --> 00:38:19,039 You must think I look like shit all the time if you think these look good. 613 00:38:19,216 --> 00:38:22,715 - I don't have to buy you anything. - Fucking don't. 614 00:38:23,595 --> 00:38:26,845 - How dare you? I'm leaving. - Bye. 615 00:38:27,015 --> 00:38:33,136 - Buy your own fucking jeans. - I would if I had my own money. Bitch. 616 00:38:43,407 --> 00:38:45,814 Excuse me, we're about to close. 617 00:38:47,327 --> 00:38:49,783 You can't stay in there all night. 618 00:38:58,714 --> 00:39:01,917 I mean, she was so rude. I'm at a total loss. 619 00:39:02,092 --> 00:39:03,503 Do you have a stomach ache? 620 00:39:07,222 --> 00:39:09,049 Yeah, a bit. 621 00:39:09,641 --> 00:39:11,515 - Where have you been? - The store. 622 00:39:12,144 --> 00:39:13,971 - This late? - New fall hours. 623 00:39:14,146 --> 00:39:16,352 Go walk your dog. 624 00:39:19,735 --> 00:39:22,440 - Hi. - Oh, hey. 625 00:39:22,613 --> 00:39:25,151 - Hey. She's always there. - Yeah, tell me about it. 626 00:39:25,324 --> 00:39:26,866 My mom practically supports her. 627 00:39:27,034 --> 00:39:29,703 - What do you mean? - She always gives her money. 628 00:39:29,870 --> 00:39:33,405 How do you think a homeless person could have Chanel lipstick? It's gross. 629 00:39:33,582 --> 00:39:35,658 Your mom gives her Chanel lipstick? 630 00:39:35,834 --> 00:39:38,159 She, like, wants to save the world. 631 00:39:38,545 --> 00:39:41,665 One time, she let a homeless lady take a shower in our apartment. 632 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,462 Your mom? That's nice. 633 00:39:44,635 --> 00:39:47,173 Yeah, until the lady took a dump on my bedroom floor. 634 00:39:47,346 --> 00:39:49,338 - Oh, my God. - I know. 635 00:39:49,515 --> 00:39:52,350 She could've done it in my mom's room. She let her in. 636 00:39:52,518 --> 00:39:55,353 She gets all emotional just walking down the street. 637 00:39:56,730 --> 00:40:00,313 "Oh, my God. That man has no head. 638 00:40:00,484 --> 00:40:03,271 Oh, my God, that woman is disgusting." 639 00:40:03,445 --> 00:40:04,608 It's so embarrassing. 640 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,032 - Are you close with your mother? - I don't have one. 641 00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:11,735 - I mean, she's dead. - That's horrible. 642 00:40:13,455 --> 00:40:15,946 - How? - She killed herself. 643 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:18,577 How old were you? 644 00:40:19,378 --> 00:40:22,497 Mary was 20. I was 15. 645 00:40:23,757 --> 00:40:25,797 I'm 15. 646 00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,926 What about your dad? He must've been so mad. 647 00:40:30,097 --> 00:40:32,386 No, he split when we were really little. 648 00:40:32,558 --> 00:40:35,049 He's somewhere, but we don't know where. 649 00:40:35,227 --> 00:40:39,355 - So who'd you live with? - I lived with my grandmother. 650 00:40:39,982 --> 00:40:42,354 This is so disgusting. 651 00:40:44,027 --> 00:40:45,522 Right? 652 00:40:45,696 --> 00:40:48,780 And now we're two people walking around with shit in a bag. 653 00:40:49,533 --> 00:40:53,910 I mean... I mean, what if we didn't have dogs with us, and we were doing that? 654 00:40:54,079 --> 00:40:57,578 That would be disgusting. But because we have dogs, it's normal. 655 00:40:57,749 --> 00:40:59,908 I never thought of that. 656 00:41:00,752 --> 00:41:02,745 Do you come to your Grandma's every night? 657 00:41:02,921 --> 00:41:03,952 Almost. 658 00:41:04,131 --> 00:41:07,582 - Why doesn't your sister come? - She doesn't like her very much. 659 00:41:08,427 --> 00:41:12,471 Mary's so cool. And gorgeous. 660 00:41:13,307 --> 00:41:15,767 Do you think she could help me with my skin? 661 00:41:24,318 --> 00:41:27,900 - Can I help you find something? - That's okay, I'm just looking. 662 00:41:28,071 --> 00:41:30,029 Let me know if you have any questions. 663 00:41:30,199 --> 00:41:32,820 Thanks. This is great. 664 00:41:32,993 --> 00:41:34,535 Yeah. 665 00:41:40,792 --> 00:41:44,375 So, what makes you feel that this is a good time, you know, to volunteer? 666 00:41:44,546 --> 00:41:45,875 I mean, in your life. 667 00:41:46,048 --> 00:41:48,124 Well, something's telling me to do it. 668 00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:50,708 I just... I wanna give something to someone. 669 00:41:50,886 --> 00:41:54,469 Giving money is easy for me, but... Thank god. 670 00:41:56,016 --> 00:41:58,388 - I j... I want to do it. - That's terrific. 671 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,265 A lot of the guests here don't have family visit them. 672 00:42:01,438 --> 00:42:04,012 If they do, it's generally once, twice a year. 673 00:42:05,317 --> 00:42:06,645 They love conversation. 674 00:42:06,818 --> 00:42:10,022 And, of course, we keep it light. Always wanna cheer them up. 675 00:42:11,573 --> 00:42:15,867 - Cheer them up? - We just don't wanna bring them down. 676 00:42:16,828 --> 00:42:20,447 Sometimes all they can think about is dying, so they wanna talk about it. 677 00:42:20,624 --> 00:42:21,904 Shouldn't we? 678 00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:24,241 Makes them sad. 679 00:42:25,462 --> 00:42:26,956 And this is the common area. 680 00:42:27,130 --> 00:42:29,456 We watch movies in here on Saturday nights. 681 00:42:29,633 --> 00:42:31,875 And residents play cards, and just hang out. 682 00:42:32,052 --> 00:42:34,377 - You could even play games with them. - Oh, sure. 683 00:42:34,596 --> 00:42:36,636 - Hi. - Hi, Sandy. 684 00:42:36,807 --> 00:42:38,634 Okay. 685 00:42:38,892 --> 00:42:42,308 Maureen? This is Kate. She might be volunteering here. 686 00:42:42,479 --> 00:42:44,306 Hi, Maureen. 687 00:42:46,817 --> 00:42:50,767 - She's very bent over. - She has rheumatoid arthritis. 688 00:42:50,946 --> 00:42:54,362 Oh, my God. Is it painful? It looks very painful. 689 00:42:54,533 --> 00:42:58,780 Yeah. But we try to be upbeat and positive as much as we can. 690 00:43:00,372 --> 00:43:02,828 Yeah. Yeah. 691 00:43:03,041 --> 00:43:06,161 It's fine. It's okay. Here. Come on. Bye, Sandy. 692 00:43:06,336 --> 00:43:08,459 I don't wanna meet anyone new at my age. 693 00:43:08,630 --> 00:43:10,422 You don't have to be friends with her. 694 00:43:10,591 --> 00:43:13,378 I'm sure she feels the same way about me. 695 00:43:13,552 --> 00:43:17,087 Why would two old ladies wanna be friends at this age? 696 00:43:17,264 --> 00:43:19,506 Look, we're just taking a drive, Grandma. 697 00:43:19,683 --> 00:43:22,637 Come on, the leaves are going to be really pretty, right? 698 00:43:22,811 --> 00:43:24,222 Look, I think they're here. 699 00:43:25,189 --> 00:43:28,723 Mrs. Portman, I'm so sorry. I heard about the results. 700 00:43:28,901 --> 00:43:31,024 When are you gonna get the operation? 701 00:43:31,195 --> 00:43:33,068 The surgery is scheduled for next month. 702 00:43:33,238 --> 00:43:34,269 Right. 703 00:43:34,448 --> 00:43:35,776 What have you got? 704 00:43:35,949 --> 00:43:37,989 It's cancer, a big lump. 705 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:40,152 Oh, what a horror. 706 00:43:40,329 --> 00:43:43,164 The breast, it just comes off, just like that. 707 00:43:43,332 --> 00:43:46,914 Suppose you get a boyfriend, then what? 708 00:43:47,085 --> 00:43:48,544 You're funny, Andra. 709 00:43:49,838 --> 00:43:52,543 See? She thinks I'm funny. 710 00:43:52,716 --> 00:43:55,551 - I'm sorry, Mrs. Portman. - It's okay. I'm an old lady. 711 00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:58,506 It's a tragedy when it's somebody young. 712 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,803 And I've been lucky. 713 00:44:00,974 --> 00:44:02,931 Cancer is not lucky. 714 00:44:03,769 --> 00:44:06,723 Okay, before the cancer. 715 00:44:07,356 --> 00:44:10,475 - You got a handsome boy there. - Thank you, Andra. 716 00:44:11,443 --> 00:44:13,602 It's the truth. 717 00:44:14,780 --> 00:44:18,196 - But he's very short. - Grandma. 718 00:44:18,367 --> 00:44:23,871 That's good. Otherwise, he would never go for you if he was tall. 719 00:44:25,541 --> 00:44:30,915 Becca is a lovely girl, and I'm sure a lot of boys notice her. 720 00:44:31,088 --> 00:44:34,208 What did I say? I didn't say anything. 721 00:44:34,383 --> 00:44:36,921 Sure. How's your sandwich, Grandma? 722 00:44:39,304 --> 00:44:41,380 Mine's not good, mine's bad. 723 00:44:41,557 --> 00:44:44,130 Okay. Well, mine's good. You want some of mine? 724 00:44:44,309 --> 00:44:48,354 - You want some of mine? - No, yours looks bad too. 725 00:44:48,897 --> 00:44:51,934 You have a lot of friends left, Andra? 726 00:44:52,109 --> 00:44:54,516 Nobody's left. 727 00:44:54,695 --> 00:44:58,313 I had friends. Not a lot. 728 00:44:59,116 --> 00:45:01,737 I was very selective. 729 00:45:01,910 --> 00:45:05,244 Good for you. It's good to be selective. 730 00:45:07,332 --> 00:45:10,666 A lot of people were jealous of me. 731 00:45:11,795 --> 00:45:14,630 Because I was smart. 732 00:45:15,924 --> 00:45:18,842 People often mistook me for a school teacher. 733 00:45:19,011 --> 00:45:24,598 I never finished high school but people thought I was smart. 734 00:45:25,601 --> 00:45:29,645 Well, I can see that. 735 00:45:31,899 --> 00:45:33,559 So... 736 00:45:34,693 --> 00:45:38,311 I think it should be somewhere right around here. 737 00:45:51,376 --> 00:45:53,452 This can't be it. 738 00:45:54,129 --> 00:45:55,588 Well, maybe we just missed it. 739 00:45:55,756 --> 00:45:59,291 Maybe we're too late, or it's been too hot or something. 740 00:45:59,468 --> 00:46:01,757 What's everybody doing? 741 00:46:01,929 --> 00:46:03,720 We're looking at the view. 742 00:46:06,433 --> 00:46:08,390 This is nothing. 743 00:46:17,986 --> 00:46:19,694 - This... - Oh, my gosh. 744 00:46:19,863 --> 00:46:23,647 - This must be their peak. - Yeah, this is the place. 745 00:46:23,825 --> 00:46:25,699 Oh, my God. 746 00:46:25,869 --> 00:46:28,158 It is pretty. Hey, Grandma. 747 00:46:29,831 --> 00:46:31,456 Hey, Grandma. 748 00:47:12,541 --> 00:47:14,533 It's for my daughter. 749 00:47:14,710 --> 00:47:17,580 - How old is she? - She's 15. 750 00:47:17,754 --> 00:47:21,586 - Having a really tough time. - That's so sweet of you to buy this. 751 00:47:21,758 --> 00:47:23,003 She's going to love it. 752 00:47:33,061 --> 00:47:35,137 - God, this is so cute. - You like it? 753 00:47:35,314 --> 00:47:38,765 Where'd you get it? Oh, Poppy. What were you doing down there? 754 00:47:38,942 --> 00:47:43,984 - Isn't this cute, Mom? - It is. It really is gorgeous. 755 00:47:44,364 --> 00:47:46,072 Thanks, Dad. 756 00:47:46,241 --> 00:47:50,405 No matter how much lotion I put on these things there's still just cracks. 757 00:47:52,372 --> 00:47:57,200 It's just... Maybe I should go see that what's-her-name over at the spa. 758 00:47:57,377 --> 00:47:59,619 Get a paraffin dunk... 759 00:48:00,631 --> 00:48:02,504 ...or whatever. 760 00:48:02,674 --> 00:48:05,794 - She does facials, doesn't she? - Who? 761 00:48:06,178 --> 00:48:09,962 - Who are you talking about? - About the granddaughter with the tan. 762 00:48:10,140 --> 00:48:13,307 - Who are you talking about? - Same. 763 00:48:13,477 --> 00:48:15,802 - She does facials? - It's what she said. 764 00:48:20,651 --> 00:48:23,438 Honestly, Mary, they were so gorgeous. 765 00:48:23,612 --> 00:48:26,447 Like they were on fire or something. 766 00:48:26,615 --> 00:48:28,442 You should have worn sunscreen. 767 00:48:28,617 --> 00:48:32,401 - Why? I don't think I got sunburned. - Yes, you did. 768 00:48:32,704 --> 00:48:34,946 You could create permanent sun damage. 769 00:48:35,123 --> 00:48:36,582 Mary, you're not at work. God. 770 00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:38,908 It's not just my work. I believe in what I do. 771 00:48:39,086 --> 00:48:41,956 - Oh, come on, you sunbathe. - With sunscreen. 772 00:48:43,006 --> 00:48:44,833 I look better with colour. 773 00:48:45,008 --> 00:48:48,876 You know, you're pretty. You don't need to be tan. 774 00:48:52,975 --> 00:48:54,220 I can't stop. 775 00:48:54,810 --> 00:48:56,637 Just... 776 00:48:57,563 --> 00:48:59,888 I'm glad you had a good time. 777 00:49:01,567 --> 00:49:05,896 Hey, maybe Eugene has a brother or a friend. 778 00:49:06,071 --> 00:49:08,562 - Please. - What? 779 00:49:08,740 --> 00:49:11,445 I don't need you to set me up with a boyfriend. 780 00:49:11,618 --> 00:49:12,863 Sorry. 781 00:49:13,036 --> 00:49:15,278 If I wanted a boyfriend, I'd have one. 782 00:49:40,856 --> 00:49:43,394 You've made a very good choice. 783 00:49:43,567 --> 00:49:46,140 We had put aside a couple of things. 784 00:49:46,403 --> 00:49:48,728 Very, very unusual. 785 00:50:02,336 --> 00:50:04,494 The Gemini initial too. 786 00:50:04,671 --> 00:50:08,040 And the colours are really amazing. 787 00:50:12,971 --> 00:50:16,471 I would also like to point out a chair. 788 00:50:16,642 --> 00:50:20,093 An extremely rare... Excuse me. 789 00:50:20,312 --> 00:50:24,891 This is an Eames chair. It's very rare, 1942. 790 00:50:25,067 --> 00:50:27,190 That particular piece... 791 00:50:37,704 --> 00:50:39,744 Designer? 792 00:50:39,915 --> 00:50:41,457 Resting. 793 00:50:41,625 --> 00:50:43,452 I'm a designer. 794 00:50:43,627 --> 00:50:47,494 I buy a lot of things from Kevin. He's got great taste, doesn't he? 795 00:50:47,673 --> 00:50:50,080 Except for that awful thing. 796 00:50:50,259 --> 00:50:53,343 - That's a rare piece. - It's still ugly. 797 00:50:53,512 --> 00:50:57,462 And I think it's haunted. Got a bad vibe. 798 00:50:57,641 --> 00:51:00,761 Old furniture has ghosts. 799 00:51:03,063 --> 00:51:05,103 I think so too. 800 00:51:05,274 --> 00:51:08,144 How can they not? Right? 801 00:51:08,318 --> 00:51:11,734 I had this bed. Iron. Victorian. 802 00:51:11,905 --> 00:51:14,859 It was gorgeous. Fabulous detail. 803 00:51:15,033 --> 00:51:19,031 I had nightmares for a year. Then I developed TMJ. 804 00:51:19,204 --> 00:51:24,411 Got rid of the bed. No more TMJ, no more nightmares. 805 00:51:27,212 --> 00:51:29,039 Is he a nice guy? 806 00:51:29,423 --> 00:51:30,454 Oh, prick. 807 00:51:33,302 --> 00:51:36,053 Good taste. Still a prick. 808 00:51:45,189 --> 00:51:49,317 I always wanted that Corbusier chaise but I'm allergic to cowhide. 809 00:51:49,484 --> 00:51:52,320 I don't like sitting on things with hair on them. 810 00:51:52,487 --> 00:51:55,488 I think my grandmother had this exact couch. 811 00:51:55,657 --> 00:51:57,152 Where is it now? 812 00:51:57,326 --> 00:51:59,864 - Here, apparently. - Someone's making a killing. 813 00:52:00,037 --> 00:52:02,444 The couch is original leather upholstery. 814 00:52:02,623 --> 00:52:05,374 - It's really beautiful. - What a find. 815 00:52:05,542 --> 00:52:08,911 - Yeah. - Where do you find your stuff? 816 00:52:09,963 --> 00:52:11,671 - Why? - Well, I mean, like... 817 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:15,755 ...do you get it from individuals or is there like a store in Queens you go to... 818 00:52:15,928 --> 00:52:18,501 ...and just pick stuff out? - Individuals. 819 00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,088 We buy from the children of dead people. 820 00:52:21,266 --> 00:52:23,473 - How nice. - Yeah, it's fun. 821 00:52:23,644 --> 00:52:25,054 What a dick. 822 00:52:25,229 --> 00:52:28,099 I feel like this would look good in my house in New Paltz. 823 00:52:28,273 --> 00:52:30,515 On the wall or on the floor. I don't know. 824 00:52:30,692 --> 00:52:33,230 I'm more of a floor rug person. 825 00:52:33,403 --> 00:52:37,022 - It's actually a tapestry. - No, it's not. 826 00:52:37,199 --> 00:52:39,073 - Yeah, it's a tapestry. - It's a rug. 827 00:52:39,826 --> 00:52:41,819 Okay. It's a rug or a tapestry. 828 00:52:41,995 --> 00:52:43,822 I'm like 100 percent sure that's a rug. 829 00:52:43,997 --> 00:52:46,204 I think you right. It's a rug. Fucking idiot. 830 00:52:46,375 --> 00:52:48,617 White, can I help you? Yes, we do. 831 00:52:48,794 --> 00:52:50,870 - I'm sorry to hear that. - Ambulance chasers. 832 00:52:51,046 --> 00:52:53,833 I'm gonna make an appointment for my wife to come see you. 833 00:52:54,007 --> 00:52:55,834 Mom loved her things. 834 00:52:56,009 --> 00:52:58,500 She just never told us what to do with any of it. 835 00:52:58,679 --> 00:53:02,213 - You from a Salvation Army? - She's from a store on Tenth Avenue. 836 00:53:03,267 --> 00:53:04,809 A junk store? 837 00:53:04,977 --> 00:53:09,722 No, actually, it's a vintage, modern mid-century... 838 00:53:09,898 --> 00:53:12,899 She doesn't want this shit. I told you to call Salvation Army. 839 00:53:13,068 --> 00:53:14,693 She can say if she doesn't want it. 840 00:53:14,862 --> 00:53:17,435 - But she might. - None of this is worth anything. 841 00:53:17,614 --> 00:53:19,156 He just wasted your time. 842 00:53:19,324 --> 00:53:22,029 Look at this chair. Look at it. 843 00:53:23,829 --> 00:53:26,320 This is a great chair. 844 00:53:28,667 --> 00:53:30,209 She died in it. 845 00:53:30,961 --> 00:53:33,499 Oh, no, well, now she's really gonna wanna buy it. 846 00:53:36,216 --> 00:53:39,383 Actually, I think there are some things in here that I could take. 847 00:53:39,553 --> 00:53:43,467 Definitely those two bookshelves and... 848 00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:47,933 This tea cart's pretty charming. 849 00:53:48,103 --> 00:53:50,309 The lamp with the greenery. 850 00:53:51,231 --> 00:53:54,565 It's very kitschy. I think that we can sell it pretty easily. 851 00:53:54,735 --> 00:53:56,312 How much? 852 00:53:57,571 --> 00:54:00,144 - Two thousand. - Are you serious? 853 00:54:03,619 --> 00:54:05,576 And the yellow chair. 854 00:54:06,288 --> 00:54:08,446 See, I told you? Mom had good taste. 855 00:54:08,624 --> 00:54:09,999 Yeah, she did. 856 00:54:10,542 --> 00:54:12,084 Use these. 857 00:54:12,961 --> 00:54:14,539 I will not. 858 00:54:15,464 --> 00:54:17,503 What are you talking about, "You will not"? 859 00:54:17,674 --> 00:54:19,085 I won't. 860 00:54:19,259 --> 00:54:22,628 - You'll use my coupons. - No, I won't. 861 00:54:23,472 --> 00:54:24,931 You're too good for coupons? 862 00:54:25,140 --> 00:54:28,805 They depress me. If you want me to go shopping for you, give me your list. 863 00:54:28,977 --> 00:54:32,227 - I'll get Rebecca to do it. - I told you, she's busy. 864 00:54:32,397 --> 00:54:34,556 - Rebecca's never busy. - Well, she's busy now. 865 00:54:34,733 --> 00:54:36,560 And you should be happy for her. 866 00:54:36,735 --> 00:54:39,570 - Give me your list. - If you're not gonna take my coupons... 867 00:54:39,738 --> 00:54:41,066 ...l'll go shopping myself. 868 00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:44,027 I came all the way down here. And you can't walk that far. 869 00:54:44,201 --> 00:54:46,774 You wait and see. When my knees get better... 870 00:54:46,954 --> 00:54:49,242 Arthritis gets worse, not better. 871 00:54:49,456 --> 00:54:50,998 Mine's gonna get better. 872 00:54:51,208 --> 00:54:52,406 Okay. 873 00:54:52,584 --> 00:54:53,663 Like your eyes? 874 00:54:54,878 --> 00:54:56,622 - Yes. - And your feet? 875 00:54:58,048 --> 00:54:59,922 Yes. 876 00:55:01,426 --> 00:55:03,549 Don't do me any favours. 877 00:55:04,930 --> 00:55:09,141 I'll get Rebecca to do it. She didn't ask me so many questions. 878 00:55:19,778 --> 00:55:21,438 Laugh and the world laughs with you. 879 00:55:21,613 --> 00:55:24,733 Your feet hurt because you're old, Grandma. 880 00:55:24,908 --> 00:55:27,197 Things get worse, not better. 881 00:55:28,161 --> 00:55:31,495 Movie audiences are reticent to see their favourite funnymen in dra... 882 00:55:37,504 --> 00:55:39,960 - Hi, Mary. - Hi. 883 00:55:40,132 --> 00:55:41,875 - How's it going? - Pretty good. 884 00:55:42,050 --> 00:55:44,292 She's got me going to the market for her. 885 00:55:47,598 --> 00:55:48,878 - Hi. - Hey, how are you? 886 00:55:49,057 --> 00:55:50,552 Very well. 887 00:55:52,561 --> 00:55:54,803 You still got that tan. 888 00:55:54,980 --> 00:55:57,269 It's kind of fading, actually. 889 00:55:58,567 --> 00:56:00,773 I think I'm hitting the wall. 890 00:56:07,201 --> 00:56:08,825 Thanks. 891 00:56:11,330 --> 00:56:13,785 It's nice of you to shop for her. 892 00:56:13,957 --> 00:56:16,116 It's not like I have a choice. 893 00:56:17,211 --> 00:56:19,452 I guess I could starve her to death. 894 00:56:21,381 --> 00:56:23,291 So, where do you go shopping? 895 00:56:25,761 --> 00:56:27,670 In a market. 896 00:56:35,854 --> 00:56:39,354 - Okay, well, bye. Later, see you. - Okay. Good to see you again. 897 00:56:42,110 --> 00:56:45,314 I'm gonna go and do some errands. Some stuff I've been putting off. 898 00:56:45,489 --> 00:56:49,321 - Okay. So I'll see you at the store. - Okay. All right. 899 00:56:59,878 --> 00:57:03,212 So like, I don't know exactly what it is you do. 900 00:57:03,382 --> 00:57:06,798 Well, I'm, you know... I'm a computer consultant. 901 00:57:06,969 --> 00:57:09,008 Yeah. But what is that? 902 00:57:09,179 --> 00:57:13,426 Look, I'll tell you someday when you want to go into a coma. 903 00:57:15,143 --> 00:57:19,556 - Now, you have a great job. - Yeah? 904 00:57:19,731 --> 00:57:23,432 You know, from a guy's point of view. 905 00:57:24,611 --> 00:57:26,236 - Okay. - No, I just... Okay. 906 00:57:26,405 --> 00:57:29,821 Look, I just wonder what made you decide to choose that. 907 00:57:29,992 --> 00:57:33,692 Yeah. You know, I wonder that too. 908 00:57:34,329 --> 00:57:36,655 Were you breast fed? 909 00:57:36,832 --> 00:57:38,575 - No, I doubt it. - Well, there you go. 910 00:57:38,750 --> 00:57:40,293 What? 911 00:57:41,003 --> 00:57:44,917 I mean, to be honest, I don't really see them like breasts. 912 00:57:45,090 --> 00:57:49,966 I see them more like they're these tubes of potential danger. 913 00:57:50,137 --> 00:57:54,633 - Tubes of potential danger. - Yeah. 914 00:57:58,061 --> 00:58:00,434 - Welcome. - Thank you. 915 00:58:01,315 --> 00:58:03,307 See you've got some new things. 916 00:58:03,483 --> 00:58:05,143 All the time. 917 00:58:05,319 --> 00:58:06,813 Where do you find all of this? 918 00:58:07,654 --> 00:58:09,113 Why? 919 00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:12,316 Just... Just curious. 920 00:58:12,910 --> 00:58:14,238 I love this couch, honey. 921 00:58:20,292 --> 00:58:22,748 Excuse me. How much for this? 922 00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:26,704 - That's 4000. - It's perfect for the playroom. 923 00:58:27,883 --> 00:58:31,963 Oh, my God. Honey. Take a look at this. 924 00:58:33,847 --> 00:58:35,721 That is so bad, it's almost great. 925 00:58:35,891 --> 00:58:38,975 I don't know, honey. It's kind of ugly. 926 00:58:40,354 --> 00:58:42,393 Hey, miss. How much are these? 927 00:58:44,233 --> 00:58:46,558 Those are 1400 for the pair. 928 00:58:47,444 --> 00:58:48,773 Oh, are they important? 929 00:58:48,946 --> 00:58:53,193 Well, we're not sure of the provenance but I think they're quite nice. Yeah. 930 00:59:17,516 --> 00:59:20,386 Come up here and fix the reception. 931 00:59:20,561 --> 00:59:26,100 Yes, it's your job. You're the super. The super fixes things. 932 00:59:27,568 --> 00:59:29,228 Idiot. 933 00:59:38,412 --> 00:59:41,947 Leaving me here without anything to eat. 934 00:59:43,041 --> 00:59:45,793 Oh, shit. 935 00:59:45,961 --> 00:59:48,380 What a mess. 936 00:59:48,881 --> 00:59:52,463 You know, I've never cheated on Kate before. 937 00:59:52,634 --> 00:59:55,208 - How would I know that? - Because I haven't. 938 00:59:55,387 --> 00:59:57,463 So why now? 939 00:59:58,140 --> 01:00:00,298 We're just like partners, you know? 940 01:00:00,475 --> 01:00:04,224 We're partners at work. We're partners as parents. 941 01:00:04,396 --> 01:00:07,017 Partners in life. 942 01:00:08,066 --> 01:00:09,477 We're friends, right? 943 01:00:09,651 --> 01:00:13,483 I like my friends. I don't really have any. 944 01:00:13,655 --> 01:00:15,280 Friends are good. They are. 945 01:00:15,449 --> 01:00:17,073 - How's she so skinny? - What? 946 01:00:17,242 --> 01:00:19,614 Kate, she's so beautiful and she's so skinny. 947 01:00:19,786 --> 01:00:22,456 - How does she stay so skinny? - She worries a lot. 948 01:00:22,623 --> 01:00:24,532 I worry a lot. 949 01:00:24,708 --> 01:00:26,535 And you're skinny. 950 01:00:31,423 --> 01:00:35,088 I'm sorry. This is all just such a mess. 951 01:00:35,260 --> 01:00:37,004 I'm a mess. 952 01:00:37,179 --> 01:00:40,844 And I really never should've started this and I'm sorry. 953 01:00:41,016 --> 01:00:43,174 - I apologise. - You know what some people say? 954 01:00:43,352 --> 01:00:48,061 They sat that it's hard to imagine why someone would have an affair... 955 01:00:48,232 --> 01:00:51,102 ...if there weren't something missing in the marriage. 956 01:00:52,444 --> 01:00:54,318 You know what I mean? 957 01:00:57,741 --> 01:01:02,901 You know what else they say? They also say sometimes it can help. 958 01:01:05,332 --> 01:01:08,452 You know? Maybe it will. 959 01:01:13,507 --> 01:01:15,832 Sometimes that's what they say. 960 01:01:22,015 --> 01:01:24,222 I don't want to fuck you anymore. 961 01:01:29,314 --> 01:01:31,556 Have you ever thought about killing yourself? 962 01:01:31,733 --> 01:01:33,441 No. 963 01:01:34,027 --> 01:01:35,142 Why? 964 01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:38,487 Rebecca's mother killed herself. 965 01:01:38,657 --> 01:01:43,402 Oh, God, how horrible. No wonder. 966 01:01:43,579 --> 01:01:45,571 No wonder what? 967 01:01:46,707 --> 01:01:49,708 You can see how damaged those girls are. 968 01:01:51,420 --> 01:01:53,911 You don't ever think about things like that, do you? 969 01:01:54,089 --> 01:01:55,714 No. 970 01:01:58,385 --> 01:02:00,342 Hey, I wonder where our friend is. 971 01:02:00,512 --> 01:02:02,386 - Makeup man? - Yeah. 972 01:02:02,556 --> 01:02:05,391 Hopefully, he found a nice spot near Sephora. 973 01:02:06,226 --> 01:02:08,598 I hope nothing happened to her. 974 01:02:08,770 --> 01:02:13,349 - You're worried. - A little. She lives on the street. 975 01:02:13,525 --> 01:02:15,981 You don't even know her. 976 01:02:16,153 --> 01:02:19,070 Oh, God, look at this. 977 01:02:22,451 --> 01:02:24,693 Hi. Here you go. 978 01:02:24,870 --> 01:02:25,901 - No way. - Abby. 979 01:02:26,079 --> 01:02:28,701 You don't give me 20 dollars. 980 01:02:28,874 --> 01:02:32,539 Abby. Give this man that money right now, we'll discuss this later. 981 01:02:32,711 --> 01:02:34,502 - No. - Give it to me. 982 01:02:34,671 --> 01:02:36,878 This is insane. 983 01:02:37,382 --> 01:02:40,716 - I buy you everything you need. - I'm keeping this 20 dollars. 984 01:02:40,886 --> 01:02:42,962 Abby, please. 985 01:02:43,555 --> 01:02:47,055 - Abby, I don't have another 20. - So give him the 5. 986 01:02:47,226 --> 01:02:49,017 - Give him the 20. - So give him the 5. 987 01:02:49,186 --> 01:02:51,428 - Give him the 20. - No. 988 01:02:56,985 --> 01:02:58,480 I'm sorry. I'm ashamed. 989 01:03:00,572 --> 01:03:02,316 I'm sorry. 990 01:03:33,981 --> 01:03:36,935 Honey, I just gotta ask. What you were thinking? 991 01:03:37,609 --> 01:03:39,353 This guy, this poor guy. His... 992 01:03:39,528 --> 01:03:44,237 His wife or sister, whomever, was just so mean. 993 01:03:44,408 --> 01:03:48,358 I had to buy it. I felt so bad for him. 994 01:03:48,787 --> 01:03:52,867 I mean, who's to say this stuff isn't valuable? 995 01:03:53,041 --> 01:03:54,951 I can. This stuff is not valuable. 996 01:03:55,127 --> 01:03:58,710 Somebody liked it. I mean, in 15 years this chair... 997 01:03:58,881 --> 01:04:00,589 ...will be worth a ton of money... 998 01:04:00,757 --> 01:04:05,254 ...because some genius German designer, you know, designed it. 999 01:04:05,429 --> 01:04:07,552 We're not gonna sell any of this shit. 1000 01:04:09,850 --> 01:04:13,301 I already sold two shelves for 1400 dollars. 1001 01:04:13,478 --> 01:04:15,436 - You did? That's great. - No, it's not. 1002 01:04:15,606 --> 01:04:19,105 - I don't feel very good about it. - I don't understand. 1003 01:04:19,276 --> 01:04:21,233 I practically stole from them. 1004 01:04:21,403 --> 01:04:23,859 Well, then why did you charge them a ton of money? 1005 01:04:24,031 --> 01:04:25,229 I wanted to. 1006 01:04:29,828 --> 01:04:32,200 I've been feeling really suspicious lately, Alex. 1007 01:04:32,414 --> 01:04:35,083 People have been coming in asking questions. 1008 01:04:35,250 --> 01:04:38,833 - Like what? - "Where does your stuff come from?" 1009 01:04:39,004 --> 01:04:41,127 - "How do you get it?" - People are like that. 1010 01:04:41,298 --> 01:04:44,465 They're curious. They're curious about where the stuff comes from. 1011 01:04:44,635 --> 01:04:48,467 No. This is different. People who we've bought stuff from... 1012 01:04:48,639 --> 01:04:51,509 ...are sending in friends, or lawyers... 1013 01:04:51,683 --> 01:04:54,887 ...to find out how much we're selling these things for. 1014 01:04:55,062 --> 01:04:57,635 - Your guilt is warping you. - Why isn't it warping you? 1015 01:04:57,814 --> 01:04:59,772 It is. Your guilt is warping me. 1016 01:05:00,234 --> 01:05:03,685 If this makes you feel so bad, if doing this makes you feel so crappy... 1017 01:05:03,862 --> 01:05:05,522 ...do something else. Stop doing it. 1018 01:05:05,697 --> 01:05:08,153 Then somebody else will just do what we're doing. 1019 01:05:08,325 --> 01:05:10,781 That guy on Eighth Avenue, with the store... 1020 01:05:10,953 --> 01:05:15,116 ...he's selling stuff that he bought from us for more money. 1021 01:05:16,458 --> 01:05:20,670 Quitting isn't gonna help anything, Alex. Nothing helps. 1022 01:05:22,089 --> 01:05:25,173 - I have because... It's not that often I get to do this... 1023 01:05:25,342 --> 01:05:27,667 ...and, you know, this is part of entertaining. 1024 01:05:28,762 --> 01:05:30,889 If you have nice pieces like this, you get to show them off. 1025 01:05:30,889 --> 01:05:31,636 If you have nice pieces like this, you get to show them off. 1026 01:05:31,807 --> 01:05:33,182 Grandma? 1027 01:05:34,101 --> 01:05:35,476 Grandma? 1028 01:05:35,978 --> 01:05:40,272 Now, look at this. Just spectacular. Absolutely wonderful. 1029 01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:42,232 Oh, my God. 1030 01:05:42,985 --> 01:05:46,021 - And all this crudités aside. 1031 01:05:46,196 --> 01:05:49,980 You wanna bring this out to the table, you know, especially with appetizers. 1032 01:05:50,158 --> 01:05:52,946 I have to show off for a moment. 1033 01:05:59,251 --> 01:06:03,296 Right this way. This, obviously, is the gym. 1034 01:06:03,463 --> 01:06:06,334 The kids come here three times a week to play sports. 1035 01:06:09,261 --> 01:06:11,966 This is something you could actually help out with. 1036 01:06:17,019 --> 01:06:20,767 And the cones are not confusing at all. 1037 01:06:21,190 --> 01:06:23,645 - What do you mean? - There's, you know... 1038 01:06:23,817 --> 01:06:25,774 It's a drill. 1039 01:06:26,862 --> 01:06:29,435 Sweetie. Come here. 1040 01:06:31,116 --> 01:06:34,117 This is Kate. She's gonna be helping out. 1041 01:06:34,286 --> 01:06:37,406 Kate, this is Abby. Abby, this is Kate. 1042 01:06:37,581 --> 01:06:40,416 - Thank you. Thank you, Kate. - Nice to meet you. 1043 01:06:40,584 --> 01:06:42,493 Abby is one of our most athletic. 1044 01:06:42,669 --> 01:06:44,377 - Isn't that right, Abby? - Yes, I am. 1045 01:06:44,546 --> 01:06:46,539 Wanna show Kate how well you shoot a hoop? 1046 01:06:46,715 --> 01:06:48,589 - Yeah. - Go ahead. 1047 01:06:53,555 --> 01:06:56,225 Good job, Abby. 1048 01:07:03,857 --> 01:07:05,482 - You wanna have a shot? - No. 1049 01:07:05,651 --> 01:07:07,608 - Go ahead. Give it a try. - Go on. Try it. 1050 01:07:07,778 --> 01:07:09,984 You try, you fail. You try, you fail. 1051 01:07:10,155 --> 01:07:12,148 Try again. 1052 01:07:16,411 --> 01:07:18,155 Thank you. 1053 01:07:23,210 --> 01:07:25,416 Very good. 1054 01:07:26,046 --> 01:07:27,837 Thank you. 1055 01:07:30,342 --> 01:07:32,002 What are you doing? 1056 01:07:34,012 --> 01:07:36,385 Are you okay? 1057 01:07:36,807 --> 01:07:39,843 I'm sorry. It's just so sad. 1058 01:07:40,060 --> 01:07:43,394 You should go. Really. 1059 01:07:43,939 --> 01:07:45,599 Okay. 1060 01:07:45,774 --> 01:07:47,055 I'm sorry. 1061 01:07:54,992 --> 01:07:56,534 Kate? 1062 01:08:02,624 --> 01:08:04,249 You need any help? 1063 01:08:06,962 --> 01:08:09,500 Do you want someone to help you? 1064 01:08:10,215 --> 01:08:13,169 I'll be okay. I'm okay. 1065 01:08:22,936 --> 01:08:24,728 You know, I should've been here. 1066 01:08:24,897 --> 01:08:26,557 - I would have been here. - Please. 1067 01:08:26,732 --> 01:08:29,187 If I'd bought her groceries I would have been here. 1068 01:08:29,359 --> 01:08:31,850 What are you...? Why didn't you buy her groceries? 1069 01:08:32,029 --> 01:08:34,520 I thought you were supposed to. 1070 01:08:35,949 --> 01:08:38,701 Here's something she got a lot of use from. 1071 01:08:38,869 --> 01:08:42,036 No special occasion, Grandma. You should have worn the fucker. 1072 01:08:42,206 --> 01:08:45,954 Don't do that. That's mean. Stop it. Stop it. 1073 01:08:46,919 --> 01:08:49,955 She was mean. Why do you think Mom took 85 Valium? 1074 01:08:50,130 --> 01:08:52,004 Because her mother was loving and kind? 1075 01:08:52,174 --> 01:08:55,044 - You can't blame Grandma. - Why not? 1076 01:08:55,219 --> 01:08:57,176 We don't have any family anymore. 1077 01:08:57,346 --> 01:08:59,753 I gotta go back to work. 1078 01:08:59,973 --> 01:09:02,049 I have appointments. 1079 01:09:02,226 --> 01:09:04,052 You'll wait for the guy? 1080 01:09:04,645 --> 01:09:06,851 Grandma's dead and you're going to work? 1081 01:09:11,318 --> 01:09:13,109 You're right. 1082 01:09:23,121 --> 01:09:24,366 Oh, look. 1083 01:09:24,540 --> 01:09:27,410 She's still dead. Bye. 1084 01:09:27,626 --> 01:09:29,998 - You know, you're really cold. - I know. 1085 01:09:57,030 --> 01:09:59,106 Oh, hi. 1086 01:09:59,283 --> 01:10:01,571 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm just... 1087 01:10:01,743 --> 01:10:04,531 I guess washing dishes just makes me want to kill myself. 1088 01:10:04,705 --> 01:10:09,034 - Oh, God. I'm so sorry. It's an ex... - Oh, no. I know. I know. 1089 01:10:09,626 --> 01:10:13,458 I just wanted to tell you that my grandma died. 1090 01:10:13,672 --> 01:10:15,712 Oh, I'm so sorry. 1091 01:10:15,883 --> 01:10:18,670 Come inside, please. Please. 1092 01:10:21,722 --> 01:10:25,506 Do you think you could die if you ate something from a dented can? 1093 01:10:25,684 --> 01:10:29,516 You think that's what happened? I don't think... I don't think so. 1094 01:10:29,688 --> 01:10:34,931 Okay. No, I've just been taking care of her for a really long time, you know? 1095 01:10:35,110 --> 01:10:38,894 This pill that day, this doctor, that medicine, not that medicine. 1096 01:10:39,072 --> 01:10:42,524 And then she dies from drinking bad juice. 1097 01:10:43,702 --> 01:10:45,742 That didn't happen. 1098 01:10:46,872 --> 01:10:48,283 Yeah. 1099 01:10:51,793 --> 01:10:56,870 You're a really good person. 1100 01:10:57,049 --> 01:10:58,507 You are. 1101 01:11:00,010 --> 01:11:03,011 Thank you. Thanks. 1102 01:11:10,229 --> 01:11:11,474 So are you. 1103 01:11:22,241 --> 01:11:24,114 Can I help you with something? 1104 01:11:25,702 --> 01:11:28,739 Yeah, that would be great. Maybe in a while, when they come... 1105 01:11:28,914 --> 01:11:31,950 ...it would be great if you could be with me. Thank you. 1106 01:11:56,149 --> 01:11:58,272 Welcome to Skintology. How can I help you? 1107 01:11:58,443 --> 01:12:00,602 I'd like a facial with Mary, please. 1108 01:12:00,779 --> 01:12:02,487 Okay, we have two Marys. Which one? 1109 01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:06,360 - Brown hair? Blonde hair? - Brown. 1110 01:12:08,370 --> 01:12:10,279 She actually had a cancellation... 1111 01:12:10,455 --> 01:12:12,247 ...if you can wait 30 minutes. - Sure. 1112 01:12:31,685 --> 01:12:34,935 Well, this worked out well. It's a surprise to see you. 1113 01:12:35,105 --> 01:12:38,023 Becca said she thought you could do something for my pimples. 1114 01:12:38,192 --> 01:12:40,065 I definitely can. 1115 01:12:40,235 --> 01:12:45,443 We'll just open up your pores and clean you out. 1116 01:12:48,577 --> 01:12:50,653 Ever had a facial? 1117 01:12:51,538 --> 01:12:55,038 My mom took me for one once at this really fancy place. 1118 01:12:55,209 --> 01:12:58,827 But it didn't work. They just rubbed a bunch of cream on and made it worse. 1119 01:12:59,004 --> 01:13:02,836 That's too bad. Just know it's not your fault. It's hereditary. 1120 01:13:03,884 --> 01:13:05,675 Yeah, my dad supposedly had bad skin. 1121 01:13:05,844 --> 01:13:07,920 That's right, he said it was terrible. 1122 01:13:08,096 --> 01:13:09,639 Yeah. 1123 01:13:10,349 --> 01:13:12,922 He had it for a long time too. 1124 01:13:16,188 --> 01:13:19,272 - How do you know that? - He comes in for facials. 1125 01:13:19,441 --> 01:13:22,608 - My dad? - Hey, Howard Stern gets them. 1126 01:13:22,778 --> 01:13:24,652 Not from me, but a lot of men do. 1127 01:13:31,620 --> 01:13:34,076 Is it okay if I take these off? They're bugging me. 1128 01:13:34,248 --> 01:13:36,039 Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah. 1129 01:13:45,634 --> 01:13:48,884 Sorry, honey. It's not fun. 1130 01:13:50,764 --> 01:13:53,089 My grandmother died. 1131 01:13:53,308 --> 01:13:55,182 She did? 1132 01:13:56,603 --> 01:13:58,845 Now your mom can have her master bedroom. 1133 01:13:59,064 --> 01:14:03,809 That's too bad. I mean, I'm sorry she died. 1134 01:14:04,903 --> 01:14:06,362 - When did it happen? - Not sure. 1135 01:14:06,530 --> 01:14:09,981 We found her today, so probably last night. 1136 01:14:10,158 --> 01:14:11,818 Oh, here's a deep one. 1137 01:14:11,994 --> 01:14:15,943 - Wiggle your toes. - Okay. 1138 01:14:16,331 --> 01:14:20,411 - Why? - I don't know. It's supposed to help. 1139 01:14:22,546 --> 01:14:25,463 That's like one of those things that we hate. 1140 01:14:26,133 --> 01:14:27,247 What? 1141 01:14:27,426 --> 01:14:29,418 Like when people won't tell you the truth. 1142 01:14:29,595 --> 01:14:32,549 - Like, if you look bad in something. - Oh, I don't follow. 1143 01:14:32,723 --> 01:14:37,550 Like, saying wiggle your toes it's just, like, a... Whatever. 1144 01:14:43,108 --> 01:14:44,602 So. 1145 01:14:44,776 --> 01:14:48,145 When did my dad come here? I can't picture it. 1146 01:14:48,322 --> 01:14:49,650 He's come in a few times. 1147 01:14:50,741 --> 01:14:54,525 But he doesn't have bad skin. What would he come in for? 1148 01:14:55,787 --> 01:14:57,780 This and that. 1149 01:15:00,667 --> 01:15:02,126 This and that? 1150 01:15:10,511 --> 01:15:13,346 We should do an enzyme peel. We get all the... 1151 01:15:13,722 --> 01:15:15,880 And then get all the dead skin off. 1152 01:15:16,058 --> 01:15:19,593 It kind of looks like you've been hit by a truck right afterwards... 1153 01:15:19,770 --> 01:15:21,727 ...but in the end it's worth it. 1154 01:15:21,897 --> 01:15:23,640 Does the building have a back door? 1155 01:15:23,815 --> 01:15:26,900 You know, for deliveries, things like that? 1156 01:15:27,069 --> 01:15:31,066 So we don't have to go out the front. You know, not a glamorous sight. 1157 01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:34,110 Yeah. In the basement there's a door to the alley... 1158 01:15:34,284 --> 01:15:38,697 ...but, you know, there's always a ton of stuff blocking it. 1159 01:15:38,997 --> 01:15:42,781 I think maybe there's an exit through the super's apartment. 1160 01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:45,415 I know it's really messy. 1161 01:15:45,587 --> 01:15:48,541 So sorry about your grandmother. 1162 01:15:50,592 --> 01:15:53,546 She make me fix her TV. She doesn't even give me any money. 1163 01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:55,879 I see her last night. She's not dead then. 1164 01:15:56,056 --> 01:15:58,298 She be yelling at me like I'm some kind of kid. 1165 01:15:58,475 --> 01:15:59,969 I'm sorry she did that. 1166 01:16:00,143 --> 01:16:04,971 - Can I give you something? - I don't need a tip. She's dead. 1167 01:16:05,649 --> 01:16:09,065 Yeah. Okay, thank you. Should we...? 1168 01:16:09,236 --> 01:16:11,774 I'm happy to see that you're feeling better. 1169 01:16:11,947 --> 01:16:14,485 I was not sick. 1170 01:16:15,033 --> 01:16:17,821 But weren't you in a... You were in a wheelchair, right? 1171 01:16:18,662 --> 01:16:21,034 - Me? - Yeah. 1172 01:16:21,206 --> 01:16:22,617 Oh, I'm sorry. 1173 01:16:22,791 --> 01:16:25,875 Who told you I was in wheelchair? I was never in a wheelchair. 1174 01:16:26,044 --> 01:16:29,544 - I must've thought it was somebody... - Why are you saying this to me? 1175 01:16:32,092 --> 01:16:33,586 Where did you get that? 1176 01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:36,049 - What? - This. 1177 01:16:37,014 --> 01:16:38,508 - This? - Yeah. The box. 1178 01:16:40,017 --> 01:16:41,725 It was a gift. 1179 01:16:43,645 --> 01:16:45,353 Okay. 1180 01:16:59,703 --> 01:17:00,818 Andra died. 1181 01:17:01,747 --> 01:17:03,205 I know. 1182 01:17:03,373 --> 01:17:05,746 - You do? - Yeah. 1183 01:17:05,918 --> 01:17:08,290 Oh my god, honey. What happened to your face? 1184 01:17:08,504 --> 01:17:09,962 I just had a facial. 1185 01:17:10,130 --> 01:17:13,629 - From whom? - Mary. 1186 01:17:14,259 --> 01:17:15,753 What did she do to you? 1187 01:17:16,553 --> 01:17:21,464 She gave me a peel. And then she worked on me forever. 1188 01:17:22,809 --> 01:17:25,680 Honey, this should not look like this. I'm calling her now. 1189 01:17:25,854 --> 01:17:27,681 - No, no. - Honey. 1190 01:17:27,856 --> 01:17:31,806 It's not her fault I have bad skin. This is normal. 1191 01:17:33,153 --> 01:17:34,564 She said it would go away. 1192 01:17:36,448 --> 01:17:40,909 It will. It'll go away. It will go away. 1193 01:18:20,367 --> 01:18:22,158 Who are you? 1194 01:18:22,411 --> 01:18:25,744 I've seen you walk by, over and over. For months. 1195 01:18:25,914 --> 01:18:28,452 And then you come in and pretend to shop. 1196 01:18:28,625 --> 01:18:30,951 - Why are you watching me? - I love your store. 1197 01:18:31,128 --> 01:18:33,453 And I'm also... I'm... 1198 01:18:35,591 --> 01:18:37,464 I'm Brian's ex-girlfriend, Mary. 1199 01:18:39,845 --> 01:18:43,095 - And? - No, I just... 1200 01:18:43,390 --> 01:18:46,973 I guess I just wanted to see what he threw me over for. 1201 01:18:48,645 --> 01:18:51,599 So that's why you watch me? 1202 01:18:53,442 --> 01:18:57,902 I was curious to see what he thought you have that I don't have. 1203 01:18:58,071 --> 01:19:00,562 And did you figure out what that was? 1204 01:19:01,116 --> 01:19:02,397 No. 1205 01:19:03,327 --> 01:19:05,366 You have nothing. 1206 01:19:06,663 --> 01:19:08,620 You have a very large back. 1207 01:19:10,417 --> 01:19:13,868 What kind of person, at your age, does something like this? 1208 01:19:14,588 --> 01:19:16,212 You know, it's very sad. 1209 01:19:16,381 --> 01:19:19,252 You're old and you're a stalker. 1210 01:19:19,801 --> 01:19:21,841 Loser. 1211 01:19:36,401 --> 01:19:39,106 - What happened? - Nothing. 1212 01:19:40,906 --> 01:19:42,945 Rough pimple night? 1213 01:19:45,369 --> 01:19:47,776 Mary gave me a facial. 1214 01:19:49,289 --> 01:19:50,949 Mary? 1215 01:19:52,876 --> 01:19:54,536 Yeah. 1216 01:19:56,213 --> 01:19:58,205 Oh, you mean, like... 1217 01:19:58,549 --> 01:20:01,087 ...next-door granddaughter Mary? 1218 01:20:04,137 --> 01:20:06,889 She's not very good, is she? No offence. 1219 01:20:07,724 --> 01:20:09,551 Don't worry. I'm not going back there. 1220 01:20:10,978 --> 01:20:12,721 Of course not. 1221 01:20:12,896 --> 01:20:14,390 Neither should you. 1222 01:20:14,565 --> 01:20:18,313 - Me? - She said you went there. 1223 01:20:20,362 --> 01:20:24,111 Yeah. Yeah, I did. 1224 01:20:25,409 --> 01:20:26,951 She... 1225 01:20:28,370 --> 01:20:31,620 She helped me with my skin. 1226 01:20:36,128 --> 01:20:39,164 At my age, I mean, God knows. 1227 01:20:40,340 --> 01:20:42,298 When does it stop? 1228 01:20:48,849 --> 01:20:50,343 Yeah. 1229 01:20:50,517 --> 01:20:54,811 No. No one is ever going back there. 1230 01:20:56,607 --> 01:20:57,887 Ever. 1231 01:21:07,826 --> 01:21:09,819 How's she doing? 1232 01:21:10,996 --> 01:21:13,036 She's sad. 1233 01:21:14,499 --> 01:21:16,955 It's so rough, her age. 1234 01:21:45,113 --> 01:21:47,236 We should stand back, you know. 1235 01:21:47,407 --> 01:21:50,077 - Why? - Microwaves are bad for you. 1236 01:21:51,286 --> 01:21:53,694 But we're cooking our food in it. 1237 01:21:53,872 --> 01:21:56,577 They say it's different, what comes out. 1238 01:22:03,924 --> 01:22:09,345 The city of Honolulu is on which Hawaiian island? 1239 01:22:09,555 --> 01:22:12,128 - Oahu. - Yes. Good choice. 1240 01:22:12,307 --> 01:22:15,142 All right. Way to go, Lala. 1241 01:22:16,687 --> 01:22:21,016 This next question is unusually tough. Okay? But you can do this. 1242 01:22:21,191 --> 01:22:24,026 Name the South American city best known... 1243 01:22:24,194 --> 01:22:28,607 ...for its annual Carnival celebrations. 1244 01:22:30,075 --> 01:22:31,949 Do you know South America? Geography? 1245 01:22:32,119 --> 01:22:36,163 Not really. I'm just gonna have to take a guess on this one. 1246 01:22:36,498 --> 01:22:38,455 Santiago. 1247 01:22:38,792 --> 01:22:42,790 I'm terribly sorry. The correct answer is Rio. 1248 01:23:03,358 --> 01:23:06,193 - Oh, can I help you? - Yeah, I'm Kate. Hi. 1249 01:23:06,361 --> 01:23:08,935 I bought your mother's furniture a while back. 1250 01:23:09,114 --> 01:23:11,652 - Yeah. - I wanted you to have this. 1251 01:23:11,825 --> 01:23:14,530 It turned out to be worth a bit of money. 1252 01:23:17,080 --> 01:23:19,156 - Seriously? - Yeah. 1253 01:23:20,125 --> 01:23:24,170 - I thought it was all junk. - No, no, no. 1254 01:23:24,713 --> 01:23:27,121 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 1255 01:23:27,883 --> 01:23:31,715 - How much is it worth? - About $700. 1256 01:23:32,429 --> 01:23:34,837 I can't believe you brought it back. That's... 1257 01:23:35,015 --> 01:23:37,969 - That's pretty unusual. - It was my pleasure, really. 1258 01:23:38,602 --> 01:23:40,180 Bye. 1259 01:23:43,398 --> 01:23:45,106 Shit. 1260 01:23:45,275 --> 01:23:48,360 Andra participated in many groups over the years... 1261 01:23:48,529 --> 01:23:51,280 ...and especially enjoyed volunteering. 1262 01:23:51,823 --> 01:23:54,824 She worked at the ASPCA when she was a teenager... 1263 01:23:54,993 --> 01:23:57,116 ...and later on read to the blind... 1264 01:23:57,287 --> 01:24:01,237 ...and did art projects with underprivileged children. 1265 01:24:01,416 --> 01:24:03,990 She enjoyed reading a great deal... 1266 01:24:04,169 --> 01:24:06,660 ...but when her eyes began to fail... 1267 01:24:06,839 --> 01:24:10,421 ...she especially loved watching television. 1268 01:24:10,634 --> 01:24:14,881 Her favourite show was Entertainment Tonight. 1269 01:24:15,055 --> 01:24:16,929 Okay, so this is Eugene and Paulette. 1270 01:24:17,099 --> 01:24:18,807 - This is Alex. And this is... - Hi. 1271 01:24:18,976 --> 01:24:20,802 - Alex. How are you? - This is Kate. 1272 01:24:20,978 --> 01:24:22,970 Hi, Paulette. 1273 01:24:23,146 --> 01:24:25,898 Andra was a lovely woman. 1274 01:24:26,358 --> 01:24:28,730 Not really. But thanks. 1275 01:24:28,902 --> 01:24:30,527 She was very direct. 1276 01:24:30,696 --> 01:24:34,361 - She had a sad life. She did. - Maybe. 1277 01:24:36,034 --> 01:24:37,861 So you're going to start renovating? 1278 01:24:38,495 --> 01:24:40,867 - Yeah. Yeah. - Pretty soon. 1279 01:24:41,039 --> 01:24:42,450 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1280 01:24:42,624 --> 01:24:44,617 I'm sure it's gonna be great. 1281 01:24:44,793 --> 01:24:48,661 It'll be bigger. It'll be fine. Who cares? 1282 01:24:49,173 --> 01:24:52,458 - I'm gonna take her dog. So... - Oh, that's great. 1283 01:24:52,634 --> 01:24:55,505 But I guess it means I won't be seeing you guys anymore. 1284 01:24:55,679 --> 01:24:57,387 Oh, that's true. 1285 01:24:57,556 --> 01:25:01,091 - We've sort of been neighbours. It's... - Yeah. 1286 01:25:06,190 --> 01:25:08,266 Her boyfriend was so handsome. 1287 01:25:08,442 --> 01:25:10,565 He was. Very. 1288 01:25:10,736 --> 01:25:12,645 Seemed so nice. 1289 01:25:13,113 --> 01:25:14,857 He's pretty short. 1290 01:25:15,032 --> 01:25:17,108 Not that short. 1291 01:25:17,284 --> 01:25:18,992 Maybe he doesn't mind. 1292 01:25:19,161 --> 01:25:21,367 Oh, he minds. 1293 01:25:21,538 --> 01:25:25,322 - You can't know that. - Yes, she can. 1294 01:25:52,569 --> 01:25:54,443 What do you think? 1295 01:25:55,489 --> 01:25:57,731 I think they look good. 1296 01:26:00,953 --> 01:26:04,369 I think they cost $235. 1297 01:26:04,540 --> 01:26:06,579 You wanna get them? 1298 01:26:07,251 --> 01:26:09,706 - Really? - If you want them. 1299 01:26:09,878 --> 01:26:11,871 Oh, my God. 1300 01:26:17,135 --> 01:26:19,009 Thank you. 1301 01:26:20,180 --> 01:26:22,303 You're welcome.