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I thought we would go do a show,
and then we would go...
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If you want to do slices,
we will get a piece
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- I will do slices if I can get a fountain...
- Come on in here
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Do they have a soda fountain?
Because I don't like cans.
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Yes, here it is
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- I like it, yes
- Yeah right.
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But I mean, if I enter indoor
ball... female ball...
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and I'm at the top of the key,
I'll sink even more.
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Yes, but we are not permitted
at Y again.
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No, but I say if...
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Listen, you don't have... you can go
in disguise to where you want,
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if you know what you are doing
in a harsh court
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- I'm nervous tonight
- Why?
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Because we're shooting for TV shows.
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I don't care
I'll be tall before...
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♪ Tonight when I'm chasing a dragon ♪
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- Time to show!
- Time to show!
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[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,
Welcome to the Lyceum Theater.
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Unfortunately for this performance,
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the role of Gil Faizon
and George St. Geegland
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will be played by Gil Faizon
and George St.
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Let's do Broadway.
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See you at the show.
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So damn stupid.
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And now, please welcome,
Gil Faizon and George St. Geegland.
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[applause]
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Oh, hey!
I know you.
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[keduanya] Oh, halo.
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- Charmed I'm sure, I'm Gil Faizon
- And I'm George St. Geegland.
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And we are two legendary bachelors
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who live on
Upper West Side Manhattan.
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Which is a coffee breath
from
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We want to give a shout
to the mezzanine and balcony!
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[applause]
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You are the reason we did this show!
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But we will make eye contact
only with an orchestra.
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We will have fun tonight
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because the theater is hot,
new thing now
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There is Hamilton and there are no other examples.
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Now, talking about theater is hot,
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You will see that we are filming
tonight's show
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Yes.
You see cameras everywhere.
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We filmed this as a special
for Discovery Investigation.
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No, this is for Netflix.
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It's a party dinner.
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It's a party
You are watching an episode
of a show, so you wait a week,
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and then you binge-watch another episode.
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Also, if you see camera,
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You know, look down
the lens barrel, okay?
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And you know, we try to convey
that we have a diverse audience,
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so if you're white, tonight,
if you can't.
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Yes!
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[audience laughs]
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All right, it covers business.
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We also want to shout
for our dear Ravi on the booth.
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Scream to Ravi!
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GOOD. < br /> This is Ravi.
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Ravi is a junior at
NYU Tisch School for the Arts.
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Yes, he learned to be a playwright,
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so he did tech for us,
not paid, for nine months
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Yes.
He's Ravi Nandan, okay?
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He's one of these new Indian types.
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He's right- right "Aziz, forgive me."
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[audience laughs]
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But we like to joke that Ravi
is a pleasant master.
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One from us well-known turns out.
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Back to us
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Some of our awards:
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We are the recipients of
from the 1997 detention order.
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Keeping us 100 feet every moment
from America's biggest actor,
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Mr. Alan Alda.
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Alan Alda, double A, beeping, beeping!
"Let go of mine!"
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Tapi siapa kita sebenarnya?
Kamu tahu?
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What is our essence
How do you explain it?
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You know when you get to the bottom
from a hummus tub.
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And you can't enter your carrot there,
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so you have to use your finger
to scoop it up?
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Bam!
That's us, baby!
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[applause ]
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How can I explain
the type of vibration we give?
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You know when you walk with a travel agency
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and you are like, "What ? "
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- Here it is.
- Yeah.
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We are Yerba Mate tea bags,
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steaming counter top
from culture American pop.
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But who are we as individuals?
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Do you mind if I get into my big story?
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Look at the stage, use it.
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And I received the stage from you, sir.
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Of course, all of you know me,
I'm George St. Geegland.
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- [hooting crowd]
- Hush.
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I'm a human type
You will catch at a party
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go through coat.
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I am not Jewish, or a woman,
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but like many men over 70 years old,
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I have reached that point in life
/> where I am somehow both.
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I was born in Providence, Rhode Island,
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and I am responsible for reintroducing
the Polio virus to my school district.
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As a novelist,
I was compared to Philip Roth.
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I've also been compared
to police sketches
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from Central Park flasher this.
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And guess what, ladies and gentlemen,
I've been married three times.
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Damn in love, we like to joke.
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Great!
Great!
Great!
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My three wives died the same way
on the same staircase.
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Every death learns from
and fixes the death before that.
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And fun facts
for tonight's show,
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I use competing drugs.
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[applause]
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Well, I was amazed, I'm Gil Faizon.
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I am Tony's performer Award.
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And am I living?
in your building or not,
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I am somehow on your co-op board.
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I looks like Steven Spielberg
doesn't make money
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[audience laughs]
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For years,
I've been really back and forth
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some kind of tête-à-têtes
with fellow actor, Richard Dreyfuss.
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He certainly leads in Jaws,
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and I have lockjaw
from all the cocaine I've ever done.
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I'm also a non-licensed doula.
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But I have made the most of my life
as a magic artist.
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I am very nearly
CBS official voice.
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Yes he is... forgive me,
I did not mean to disturb you,
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but you did that
a wonderful audition for CBS.
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Will you do it for them tonight?
Your CBS audition?
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I don't know whether the audience
wants to hear it
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[applause]
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I'll do it regardless, you know.
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It's my audition for CBS.
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[clears throat]
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Charmed, I'm sure, this is Gil Faizon
represented by Don Buchwald & Associates.
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Reading for the role of CBS.
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This is CBS, baby!
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Fun and flirtatious,
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But am I crazy, did you do it?
like the second substitute?
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- Yeah.
- Right, you do
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As an actor, you have to give a choice, okay?
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This is one of the main things
that I taught in my acting seminar,
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that called,
"Improvisation for Not Listener."
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This is a five-hour seminar,
and you have chicken lunch.
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This is a buffalo chicken wrap.
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- Very cold...
- This is 90 percent romaine lettuce.
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This is a cold wrap, warm Mist Sierra,
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- This is on Saturday, it costs 900 dollars.
- yes...
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Really, that's how it is.
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This took two,
Gil Faizon, fascinated, I'm sure,
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was previously represented
by Don Buchwald and Associates,
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read for CBS roles.
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CBS?
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[high pitched] All right!
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Perfect!
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Perfect!
And I say something,
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I'm like, Raven-Symoné level is angry
that you don't get the job.
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George, it's very it's hard for you to say.
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This isn't ravin & apos; it's true.
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You, Gil Faizon,
how many times have I said?
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You are the strongest actor in New York?
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Ah, this person...
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This person is my stone.
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It was he who delivered the news to me
that I will not get a CBS job.
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- Who knows?
Who knows?
Who knows?
- [high-pitched] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And do you know what?
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He won't let me sulk
for one second, nay, nay, nay.
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He told me to go back to the horse.
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We started doing heroin that afternoon
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And we will shoot it between our toes
to keep our arms clear for fireballs.
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Yes.
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Then what does he do?
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He gave me the biggest gift
that a writer can give an actor.
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He wrote a drama for me to enter.
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Which take us to tonight.
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You know, for years, I have written
some plays for Gil and me to do...
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- George, you remember the first one?
- the first game we've ever done?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
I will never forget it
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The first game we have ever done?
I will never forget.
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I was inspired by
and was immediately stolen from...
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Sam Shepard's Classic, True West.
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Yes, but we were called,
Right Upper West.
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That's a big one
M. Night Shyamalan twist at the end.
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Is it in the end, you will expand,
which is hard to do in playing.
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But you will widen.
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And all the time
That is the Upper West side,
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and there is like, Judaica shop,
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it's always closed
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Who is that?
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Who is that?
Who is that person
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That is a pop-up gutter guy.
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Anda tahu, seorang pria muncul dari selokannya,
"Tidak, terima kasih," kembali turun.
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Now, famous in the rise of True West,
you will see Reilly and...
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- I'm sorry.
And "Phil Sey" Hoffman.
- [groans]
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I'm sorry.
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It's difficult, because we choked on a signal
At the same time, every show.
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We just really want to make
Death of Philip Seymour Hoffman about us.
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You know?
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Ladies and gentlemen, it behooves you
when famous people die,
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blame the year and make it about you.
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- [George] Yes, yes
- [audience applauds]
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To take Getty's picture,
a watermarked Getty image,
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This means the world to these deceased people.
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Now, the famous,
in the resurrection return True West,
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John C. Reilly and "Phil Sey" Hoffman
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will switch parts every night
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We will do our version for that.
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We will replace medicine, okay?
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I'll take George's anti-psychotic.
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And I'll apply Gil's eczema cream.
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But many of you are millennial
may know us
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from our hit existential drama,
Waiting for Godot...
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Hello.
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But in our version,
Godot appears, like three minutes,
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and then we joke that mofo
with Too Much Tuna, baby
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We come out with bowler hats.
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We let them go, [click tongue]
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We have two tuna sandwiches in our heads.
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And the audience at the stitches.
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Literally, because we performed < br /> in a burn ward in Washington Heights.
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And this...
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- Say it.
- This damn Dominican...
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It feels like...
Hey, close the door.
It feels like...
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Like they don't understand it.
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And people who understand English,
Like that, they don't like it.
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Most of our games
have been installed in hospitals,
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or killed shelters
or as comedy dramas at rest in AA.
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That's why it's an honor
to be here tonight
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At the Winter Garden Theater!
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No, no, Lyceum Theater!
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[pat hands]
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I think we ordered
Winter Park Theater
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Have you tried handling
with the Shubert Organization?
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I mean, this is a historic theater.
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Liza Minnelli installed her icon
Liza with "Z" at this stage,
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directed by the great Bob Fosse.
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And if you listen carefully,
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You can hear in rafter
Bob Fosse's ghost,
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snort Dexedrin and drink Visine.
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Here at this theater, haunted by ghosts
who can't order a different theater.
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Here at this theater
which is basically on Sixth Avenue.
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So many great playwrights
have held their work.
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Tennessee Williams and her sister Serena.
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You know, they are rivals
but they love each other.
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- I blame father < br /> - [both] He pushed them too hard.
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- I like you to take
- I like your style.
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That's why this is the perfect place
245
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for us to present to you...
246
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our new game!
247
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Ravi, curtain!
248
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,862
[cheering]
249
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:33,456
Can you imagine a show on Broadway
exceeding your expectations
250
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,833
by having a set?
251
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:42,173
All these items are combined
from the Broadway set discarded
252
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:46,803
from some strange warehouse
in Secaucus, New Jersey.
253
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,055
They have everything in this place.
254
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,307
Old props, old costumes,
255
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:55,353
Newsies
curled up on a fiery trash can.
256
00:14:56,396 --> 00:15:01,776
This is here, this is the actual collection
from 2005 the rise of Steel Magnolias
257
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:04,153
installed here at the Lyceum Theater.
258
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:07,407
Baja Magnolias, first play,
then a movie, then again, a drama.
259
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:10,326
Setara Broadway
move back with your parents.
261
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:19,502
August Wilson, the famous
African-American Drama
263
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,048
But I'm going to walk here now.
264
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:28,219
And what's this here?
A door trap, huh.
265
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:32,515
This is a trapdoor from the shooting location
Anne Frank's Diary.
Yes!
266
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,435
Don't get confused
with Anne's diary Hathaway
267
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:38,479
that we stole from his wallet
at Gotham Awards.
269
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,733
Oh, me, oh, me!
270
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:47,780
This is a pillowcase
from Martin McDonagh's The Pillowman.
271
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:51,242
And for those people who are in that bad scene
who can't see this, raise your hand
272
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,744
Raise your hand if You can't see this.
Okay.
GOOD.
275
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:06,674
So next time, get your ticket
or just make more money.
276
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:16,684
And in honor of Jean-Paul Sartre
classic game, No Exit,
277
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:20,688
we have put a "No Exit" sign.
278
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:27,403
What the New York city says
we are a big fire hazard.
279
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,864
And what is this here, gramophone that?
280
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:32,575
and the shelf unit
from a Tony Award winning drama,
281
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:36,412
again installed here
at the Lyceum Theater, I am my own wife.
282
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,624
You know, I once had Gil
pretending to be my own wife,
283
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:43,294
to throw away the detective time line
284
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,048
I wear a dress
285
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:52,345
Why is he wearing a dress to call,
we will never know
286
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:56,974
And what is this here?
This is the heart and soul of this set.
287
00:16:57,058 --> 00:17:00,311
This is the original roof
from The Cosby Show.
288
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:03,231
What we have for like, nothing.
289
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,400
They pay us to take it.
290
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:10,530
They are like, "This thing is there
Juju is bad, get out of our hands", you know.
291
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:14,575
But of course, the last part
of the ornament set is lifeless,
292
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,494
are you, the audience
293
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:20,456
A collection of
comedy nerds and dorks theater and...
294
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:25,962
[Laughter] the child whose parents
has making severe miscalculation
295
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,967
You all gather together,
296
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,178
wondering if there will be a
break.
297
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,806
Will not!
298
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,309
When you are in the theater,
some basic rules to follow
299
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,312
Basic rules, first,
cellphones, turn them on!
300
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,772
Take calls
301
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,276
p>
302
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:51,946
Take a call, text person.
303
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:01,872
Also, we have free Wi-Fi
for everyone here tonight
304
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:06,460
The network is "Hotel Kimpton"
and the password is "guest".
305
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,381
If you have a winter hat and coat,
306
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:13,718
put your poop wherever you want.
307
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:19,390
Treat this theater the way
an Ultra-Orthodox Jew treats a plane fly.
308
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,350
Spread!
309
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:25,479
The chair is for hats, baby
310
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,859
Maybe you don't have time
before the show
311
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:33,279
for eat at Guy Fieri 's
Great American Garbage Fire.
312
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:38,784
- Eat food in the theater.
- Eat while playing.
313
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:41,203
Even if you are like a nurse Jamaica,
314
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:44,749
and you bring your dinner
in a big weird Tupperware.
315
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,168
And when you open the lid,
316
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,836
Wow!
317
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:53,633
This changes the pH of the room.
318
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,805
Maybe you bring yourself a sweet treat
because you get low blood sugar.
319
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,933
Be sure to open
your little plastic candy...
320
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:05,603
- [ wrinkled paper]
- very slow
321
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:10,024
Think they will make a little noise,
while this will make more noise.
322
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:15,154
Really, spoil wrinkles
when you take off your Swedish fish clothes,
323
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:18,574
Lamborghini from gummies.
324
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:23,204
Or maybe you bring yourself
a Werther & apos; s Original,
325
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,873
AMBER caramel warning.
326
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,458
[audience laughs]
327
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:33,297
Now, people you know
our oeuvre, which means eggs,
328
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:36,133
will recognize this game
329
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:39,470
It's a bit more autobiographical
than our other dramas.
330
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,514
- That's right.
Oh, hello
- Oh, hello
331
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,810
We live 70 years of life.
332
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,771
First job, second marriage.
333
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,357
When you open the door of your taxi
become a city biker
334
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,485
as silent protest
against Mayor De Blasio.
335
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:58,572
This is a game about
Emotional moments in life,
336
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:01,867
like when you get multi vitamins
caught in your throat
337
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:06,288
and the burn was so bad that you could make it up
at the wedding of your daughter
338
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,251
I played the character
named George Reddington.
339
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,420
Yes, he is a little based on me.
340
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:14,714
He is a very successful novelist,
341
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:17,883
who has a lot of problems
with this Swedish Fish now.
342
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,220
And I play Gil Stone,
343
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:24,932
a working actor
who just shouted backstage
344
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,727
to move a chair at Union House.
345
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,312
I'm sorry.
346
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,857
Oh yeah?
What do you know
347
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:35,651
In English, that's a term
slang for cigarettes, so...
348
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,866
We love great traditions
from the theater
349
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:45,786
and that's why we plan
to pay humpage to them tonight.
350
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,622
For example, one-sided telephone.
351
00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:51,625
Oh, this is very good
One-sided phone.
352
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:54,962
This is when the character is playing,
make phone calls,
353
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:58,674
but they repeat everything
Information on hard phone calls
354
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,509
to other characters on the stage.
355
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:04,472
First, call
No one will have real life.
356
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:05,890
Oh, hello.
357
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:12,021
Then as an actor, do too much business
with a telephone, okay?
358
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:16,150
Really making damn food from it.
359
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:22,156
And now, we are humbly present
one-sided phone.
360
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,575
Ravi, melodramatic washing.
361
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,330
Oh, hello?
362
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,540
Oh, fascinated, I'm sure.
363
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:33,834
Police?
364
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,419
Who are you
365
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:39,924
Car accident?
366
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:45,387
Princess George
367
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,266
Where's head ends?
368
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,663
- Are they talking...
- I'm talking on the phone, I'm on the phone, man.
370
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,274
I'll tell him
371
00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:00,027
Oh, fascinated, I'm sure.
372
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:05,991
Hey, George, my friend from all friends.
373
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:07,660
Look me!
374
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:10,412
I have terrible and terrible news,
375
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:13,874
but it's a one-sided phone!
376
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,376
[airhorn voice]
377
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:21,090
[applause ]
378
00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:23,467
You are stupid.
379
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:28,264
My daughter isn't dead,
I talked to her a year ago.
380
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:33,769
Another device I like in theater
coughing into a handkerchief
381
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,896
to show the audience that you are dying.
382
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,983
- Will you help me with this?
- Alright.
383
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:41,193
[groans]
384
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,824
Hey, little boy, take it Your ice cream.
Get...
385
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:50,578
Are you sick, Mr. Manzini?
386
00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:53,122
No, Giuseppe.
387
00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:55,416
I'll be fine
388
00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:57,251
Boom time!
389
00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,296
He is not healthy.
390
00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:03,674
That person is sick as a dick.
391
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,720
- Audience likes to be yelled at.
- Right.
392
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:13,601
Contemporary backbone
American theater screaming.
393
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:18,230
For starters, it raises the audience
towards the end of the third action.
394
00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:22,151
Tapi juga itu mengungkapkan hal-hal dari masa lalu.
395
00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:26,989
My father is my brother
and that's why we can't go to lunch today.
396
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:30,909
Do you want to know why?
397
00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:34,622
Do you want know why, Karen?
398
00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:38,500
Because I can't afford
Adobe Photoshop!
399
00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:42,630
My dear.
400
00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:45,341
My chair is baby
401
00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:47,468
He kill you
402
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:50,929
Why?
403
00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:58,395
[applause]
404
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:03,942
That's of course, from Chair lonesco.
405
00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:06,278
Let's talk about the ending.
406
00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:10,616
I like it when the character
says something rather significant,
407
00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,201
and then the lights dim,
408
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,411
and you sit in your seat,
you like...
409
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:17,164
Huh?
410
00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:19,166
What is it... is it...
411
00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:21,752
"Is that the end of the game?"
412
00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:27,341
May I show
one of these horrible dim lights?
413
00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:29,176
- Porcupine please
- Thank you.
414
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:32,304
Is there a central sign for me to stand up?
415
00:24:32,388 --> 00:24:34,223
Alright, that will happen.
416
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:38,060
Ravi, can you write a "G" for that
so I know this for George and not Gil?
417
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,395
Thank you.
418
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,564
Ravi, hit me with the spotlight.
419
00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:47,403
By the way, Ravi, it's too hard
with intro music.
Too loud
420
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:50,197
You take the house in half,
then you make the announcement.
421
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,658
Never pooch opening
on my show again
422
00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:55,661
Alright, we have fun, so...
423
00:24:56,412 --> 00:25:00,582
So this is a dialogue line < br /> and then dim.
424
00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:05,963
You know, looking back,
My father is a poor person,
425
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:10,092
but in the end,
he gave us a present the biggest of all,
426
00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:14,763
Toyota Tercel 1997.
427
00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:20,102
[laughter and applause]
428
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:23,397
Thank you.
429
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,691
- What did you eat?
- cashews
430
00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:27,401
Oh!
431
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:30,112
- it's expensive
- But imaginary
432
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,822
- Here it is.
- Alright, yeah
433
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:33,991
I'm allergic
434
00:25:36,827 --> 00:25:38,662
- Uh, I took a complaint.
- With my appearance?
435
00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:41,582
No, the performance
is Pontiac's perfection.
Yes
436
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,960
- I take a complaint with the dialogue.
- Too poignant?
437
00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:46,170
- Too significant
- Yes.
438
00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:48,464
I like playing when it's just a sentence.
439
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:51,884
Naturalistic things,
where playwrights try to say,
440
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:54,052
There is no good dialogue in real life,
441
00:25:54,136 --> 00:25:56,472
- so why should I work hard?
- Yeah.
442
00:25:57,431 --> 00:26:00,517
- Mother, may I
- Speak in innocence, child.
443
00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:03,103
[muttering to myself]
444
00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:08,942
Oh, maid,
445
00:26:09,318 --> 00:26:12,488
I'll drink one more root beer.
446
00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:15,032
Humans...
447
00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:17,284
[laughter and applause]
448
00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:27,753
I'm cold.
449
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:29,713
I'm cold.
450
00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:31,173
[shouting happily]
451
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,467
- I'm cold.
- Are you cold?
452
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,677
- Are you...
- [yelps] I got it
453
00:26:37,054 --> 00:26:38,806
You are shivering, are you sick?
454
00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:42,226
No, I'm cold
from your appearance extraordinary.
455
00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:45,187
- Even though I suffer from pneumococcal pneumonia.
- Alright.
456
00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:47,773
You know, I have mesothelioma.
457
00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:48,857
How do you get it?
458
00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:50,150
From the ad.
459
00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:55,197
Well, we will start right away.
460
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,698
But before we do it...
461
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,161
- You will hold it ?
- Yeah.
462
00:27:01,245 --> 00:27:02,579
- Alright.
- There's the film...
463
00:27:02,663 --> 00:27:04,122
- I'll just shake the tip.
- GOOD.
464
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:08,168
It worked a billion times
Even worse there.
465
00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:11,004
We will start.
466
00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:13,590
- No, damn... No.
- What?
467
00:27:14,258 --> 00:27:16,718
Not in life or playing,
468
00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:20,264
nails on my nails.
469
00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:22,391
Inside my head.
470
00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:25,602
For real, don't ever do it again,
real.
471
00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:28,772
- This... It's a protected settlement. < br /> - Yeah.
472
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:32,192
[runaway]
473
00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:35,404
Then I'm Netanyahu, baby!
474
00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:40,117
- Because you're my little aunt.
- Yeah that's right
475
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:43,078
Why are you holding on to my finger?
476
00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:45,581
Because I'm nervous.
I want the show to go well.
477
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:47,708
Because we're on Broadway.
478
00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:50,460
But, Gil, remember what we always say?
479
00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:53,213
Treat four like six,
and he'll thank you.
480
00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:00,345
No, let's do our best.
481
00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:02,931
- Oh!
- Jesus Christ!
482
00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:06,310
Enjoy the game!
483
00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:08,520
[cheering]
484
00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:15,444
- This crowd sucks.
- Yeah, that's great.
486
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:25,579
George stepped forward
to read the direction of the stage
487
00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:32,377
He leaned on one side because
"stage direction" is italicized.
488
00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:40,010
Our game starts
on the Upper West Side of Manhattan,
489
00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:43,472
73 & Columbus, to be exact.
490
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:48,227
Arrangement: Large Upper West Side
rent-controlled buildings.
491
00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:50,938
Type of place
where are all recycling bins
492
00:28:51,021 --> 00:28:53,523
filled with used oxygen tank
493
00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:55,651
And what's this here?
494
00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:57,694
What?
495
00:28:57,778 --> 00:29:01,907
Why, that's the front door
from our two apartment apartments.
496
00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:05,285
A mezuzah is nailed to the door frame.
497
00:29:05,369 --> 00:29:09,998
Just below the nail painted
from a former mezuzah
498
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:14,586
And for you
be observant enough for hours,
499
00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:18,799
This Mezuzah is on the wrong side
from the door frame,
500
00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:20,342
You play correctly.
501
00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:22,761
[audience laughs]
502
00:29:22,970 --> 00:29:27,849
We open in a brown room,
with peanut-colored sunlight
503
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:32,562
Brighten up what you have to pound
fired, dry old man's skin.
504
00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:35,190
We met George Reddington.
505
00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:39,486
George could barely it's hard,
so he has to use a tongue suppressant
506
00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:41,613
as a splint on his benefit.
507
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:48,287
I don't know
508
00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:53,208
George is hung like a hotel painting,
509
00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:57,629
p>
510
00:29:57,713 --> 00:29:58,797
in that case it's crooked
and has seen terrible things.
511
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,721
[audience laughs]
512
00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:11,685
Well, I did it pretty well,
considering I'm a 72-year-old novelist,
513
00:30:11,768 --> 00:30:15,230
and I live with my best friend Gil
and he's an actor
Okay , goodbye
514
00:30:20,193 --> 00:30:24,698
That's when, Gil Stone was 40 years old.
515
00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:28,785
- Are you sure you can play 40?
- [high-pitched] huh!
516
00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:32,039
Gil Stone is 40 years old.
517
00:30:32,122 --> 00:30:34,166
He's drenched by rain.
518
00:30:38,712 --> 00:30:41,423
No matter what
health food store you visit,
519
00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:44,092
Gil blocks the vitamin aisle.
520
00:30:45,469 --> 00:30:49,598
Gil's hair,
This is like the JonBenét Ramsey case.
521
00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:54,019
The more you look into it,
the more questions you have.
522
00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:58,857
Gil speaks and says the sentence is written.
523
00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:02,736
George, have you ever noticed it?
New York is raining
524
00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:04,404
like jazz?
525
00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:08,909
No, I haven't, my friend,
but keep on going with this
526
00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:13,372
Well, they are in drops.
There are like brushes on tight snare drums.
527
00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:14,664
[snares play]
528
00:31:14,956 --> 00:31:17,084
And the horns horn.
Oh!
529
00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:19,669
That's like Miles, baby.
530
00:31:19,795 --> 00:31:22,839
[playing jazz]
531
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:27,052
And for the subway?
You have yourself xylophone.
532
00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:28,678
Bing bong
533
00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:31,515
"Stop the rain falling."
534
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,892
I don't want to do water anymore.
535
00:31:34,017 --> 00:31:35,852
Whoa!
Whoa!
536
00:31:35,936 --> 00:31:39,022
Bad luck water spray
the strongest part of the show
537
00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:42,567
Make my glass runny.
538
00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:44,736
Listen, I know that, okay?
539
00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:47,656
You know, Mark and Judy came
with their adult child last week,
540
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,574
they told me that they like water spray.
541
00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:52,077
But Mark and Judy are like Stomp.
542
00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:57,666
- You know, I like Stomp.
- I like Stomp.
543
00:31:57,749 --> 00:31:59,793
They bang on everything.
544
00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:03,046
This is new... you've got it
to go see Stomp tour.
545
00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:05,006
- It's the same.
- Ah!
546
00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:09,845
So, tell me, Gil, how was your meeting?
Today with the agent
547
00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:11,972
- That's terrible
- Oh no.
548
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:15,016
I mean, he didn't catch me at all.
You know?
549
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:17,769
I'm a serious theater actor.
550
00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:20,313
He told me to go out for advertising.
551
00:32:20,397 --> 00:32:22,107
Can you imagine me,
552
00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:25,527
Gil Stone, poke Scotch Tape?
553
00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:31,158
That's it again
with artistic integrity.
554
00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:33,326
Look at me?
I'm all about money
555
00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:36,580
What are we, two characters
with different perspective?
556
00:32:36,997 --> 00:32:41,835
[scattered laughter]
557
00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:44,463
- I can't do it anymore, George.
- Gil.
558
00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:47,549
- I have to get out of this rat race.
- Be pragmatic.
559
00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:51,136
I left the audition today.
560
00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:53,263
For Clamato, I mean...
561
00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:56,266
We're talking about Clamato, George.
562
00:32:56,349 --> 00:33:02,063
Number one shell / tomato
Juice operation in the current country.
563
00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:04,566
Some will say the only one.
564
00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:08,111
How can you get out of it?
What happened to you?
565
00:33:08,195 --> 00:33:11,406
I promise, George.
A promise.
566
00:33:11,907 --> 00:33:13,492
To my parents.
567
00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:17,746
I miss them, you know.
568
00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:22,792
You know , my father, before he died,
He told me two things.
569
00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:26,796
First, he raved other Jews
during the Holocaust.
570
00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:32,677
And the second, and more importantly...
571
00:33:34,804 --> 00:33:36,515
You say, you have to be yourself.
572
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:40,769
And that's what I want to do every day
In this crazy rat race, man.
573
00:33:41,186 --> 00:33:42,771
I have to be me.
574
00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:44,481
I have to be Gil!
575
00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,942
This line is hanging in the air
576
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:49,986
like Lenny Kravitz is very good,
the penis is very full,
577
00:33:50,070 --> 00:33:52,322
Remember when the pants are broken
and fall.
578
00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:56,368
There's a video.
It's like, 15 months ago.
579
00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:58,036
We are here at Oh, Hello feel this
580
00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:00,956
doesn't get enough attention
at that time.
581
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,332
[audience laughs]
582
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,793
Gil continues to talk.
583
00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:08,713
But then suddenly and quite inorganically,
he started singing.
584
00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:11,550
So I left the audition,
585
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:14,844
and I headed to the Supermarket Fairway
to persecute olives
586
00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:18,765
And that's when I touched me .
587
00:34:19,474 --> 00:34:24,771
♪ Rosalie is sweet
She works on five and a dime ♪
588
00:34:24,854 --> 00:34:27,732
I have that song
Hold in my head all day, Gil.
589
00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:33,822
♪ Train back to Hackensack
With rosemary wine ♪
590
00:34:34,698 --> 00:34:38,326
♪ Yo deedle doe dee ♪
591
00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:39,452
[imitating bass]
592
00:34:39,536 --> 00:34:41,997
♪ Cocaine, snort ♪
593
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,709
♪ We both like cocaine ♪
594
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:49,713
- God, what is the song?
- Steely and it should, right?
595
00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:53,592
Oh, this is one billion percent Steely And.
596
00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:57,470
Remember seeing Steely And on
Beacon Theater, nine consecutive nights?
597
00:34:57,554 --> 00:34:59,389
I like Beacon Theater.
598
00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:02,350
Oh, Beacon Theater ,
It's like the Apollo Theater
599
00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:05,520
for people who are afraid to go
to Apollo.
600
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:08,940
Walter Becker from Steely Dan,
601
00:35:09,024 --> 00:35:13,486
playing the guitar like he did in the band
at the end of Lunesta's ad.
602
00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:17,449
Donald Fagen in the key
603
00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:21,328
It seems Ray Charles
plays an organ in a synagogue that has
604
00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:25,624
[beatboxing bass guitar]
605
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:29,669
George, do you know the name Steely and
606
00:35:29,753 --> 00:35:32,922
originated as a dildo
in William Burroughs's novel?
607
00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:34,424
Of course, I know that.
608
00:35:34,507 --> 00:35:37,010
You and I know a lot about Steely Dan.
609
00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:41,598
- Gil?
- this
610
00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:43,892
- Have you checked the letter for me?
- Alright.
611
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:46,519
I am waiting for an answer from my publisher
612
00:35:46,603 --> 00:35:50,357
about my new novel, Next Stop: Ronkonkoma.
613
00:35:50,732 --> 00:35:53,777
This is a story about a Long Island
train trip
614
00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:57,155
told from a hundred
different perspectives.
615
00:36:03,036 --> 00:36:04,537
Let's look here.
[clears throat]
616
00:36:04,621 --> 00:36:06,206
"Attention, tenants.
617
00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:10,043
Water will be turned off
from 9am to 4pm
618
00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:11,795
to punish unemployment."
619
00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:15,674
It seems very excited, right?
620
00:36:15,757 --> 00:36:17,467
I made my own water.
621
00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:21,680
Oh yeah, okay
This one.
622
00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:24,391
"Dear Mr. Reddington and Mr Stone,
623
00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:28,645
Your rental apartment controlled
is no longer controlled by rent. "
624
00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:33,942
But we've lived
in this apartment for 40 years,
625
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:36,486
paying $ 75 a month
626
00:36:36,903 --> 00:36:39,698
That is the right given by our Lord
to pay the same amount of rent
627
00:36:39,781 --> 00:36:42,409
regardless of property value or inflation.
628
00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:44,536
This is an anger.
629
00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:46,996
Ravi, I need that chair to destroy.
630
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,748
Let me see this
631
00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:52,585
"Your rent is increasing
to $ 2,500 per month. "
632
00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:56,131
Twenty-five hundred dollars
for bedrooms five very few
633
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,675
with offices, crown moldings, and fireplaces?
634
00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:01,219
How much money do I have against me?
635
00:37:01,302 --> 00:37:04,431
What's this?
"Remember, you have Alzheimer's."
636
00:37:04,514 --> 00:37:06,599
What does that mean?
637
00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:12,272
I'm so sick of finding
all the notes This fool is in all my nonsense.
638
00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:16,776
When I found that guy
it put them there...
639
00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:18,987
What would you do to him, Georgie?
640
00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,947
You know, c & apos; they are jabroni.
641
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:22,449
Stay away from my mirror.
642
00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:25,326
[Gil] Yes, yes, yes.
643
00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:28,037
Tell me, Gil, is there a third...
644
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:33,334
Tell me, Gil,
is there a third letter from me...
645
00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:35,962
- This works best if I set up.
- GOOD.
646
00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:41,801
Gil, is there... Wait wait!
647
00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:44,429
[laughs out loud]
648
00:37:55,815 --> 00:37:59,694
Say, Gil, is there a third letter?
from my publisher?
649
00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:02,030
Maybe if they send a substantial down payment,
650
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:04,532
we don't need to worry about new rent.
651
00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:11,164
- Give me the damn letter
- Just ask the letter
652
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,501
- are we on the same team ?
- Yeah.
653
00:38:14,584 --> 00:38:16,252
& apos; 86 Mets.
654
00:38:19,005 --> 00:38:21,508
- You're fine, you know that?
- Yes, thank you, man.
655
00:38:22,175 --> 00:38:25,220
- This is from them and it's nice and thin.
- More or less, Georgie.
656
00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:28,097
The good news comes in a thin envelope.
657
00:38:28,932 --> 00:38:30,558
"Dear Mr. Reddington.
658
00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:34,938
We received your amazing manuscript,
Next Stop: Ronkonkoma.
659
00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:38,525
A thousand pages,
documents that are truly unproofed.
660
00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:44,239
Unfortunately, we are only interested in
in adult adult pieces now.
661
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:46,533
Like Twilight or The Corrections.
662
00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:50,161
Maybe you should think more about it
for a younger audience. "
663
00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,372
The nerves of these people.
664
00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:54,499
I always think of teenagers.
665
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,920
But, George, what does the letter say?
666
00:39:05,218 --> 00:39:08,012
It says I won't get a book deal.
667
00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:09,973
Oh my God,
I won't get a book agreement.
668
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:14,352
And I've bought the sheep dog
for the author's photo
669
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:17,814
Wow, that person will return to Chinatown.
670
00:39:18,106 --> 00:39:22,902
[the audience complains and laughs]
671
00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:25,488
Strap in, folks.
672
00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:30,702
[laughter and clapping]
673
00:39:32,662 --> 00:39:34,747
What happens if you don't get an advance?
674
00:39:34,831 --> 00:39:37,041
Without that progress,
we don't have money,
675
00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:38,793
and we will lost our apartment.
676
00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:43,298
But we've lived in this apartment
for 700 days
677
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:46,593
[good music game]
678
00:39:46,676 --> 00:39:49,512
1951, Flatbush Avenue.
679
00:39:49,596 --> 00:39:53,099
I am five years old and there are two things
in this world that I love.
680
00:39:53,182 --> 00:39:54,601
The Brooklyn Dodgers,
681
00:39:54,684 --> 00:39:58,354
and when my mother pushed my head
among her big breasts in Poland.
682
00:39:58,438 --> 00:39:59,856
[toy ice cream truck]
683
00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:01,399
Ice Cream Man is here.
684
00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:05,069
He said I could have a big boy's cone
If he could put a finger on my tushie.
685
00:40:06,946 --> 00:40:10,283
1951, Providence , Rhode Island.
686
00:40:10,366 --> 00:40:14,203
I'm five years old and my mother
is raising me as a girl.
687
00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:18,458
My father drinks whiskey
in a pitch-black room
688
00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:20,585
and we are not allowed to go in there.
689
00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:23,087
My brother Spuddy grabbed me.
690
00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:26,716
"Hey, George, do you want to go
see the dead body?
691
00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:29,552
He took me to the train line,
692
00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:32,263
but I've seen it before.
693
00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:37,560
Going fast.
I'm a new student at Zero Mostel High.
694
00:40:38,186 --> 00:40:42,523
My friend Lamar challenged me
to drink all canola oil bottle.
695
00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:46,903
I did it, and to this day,
When I burp, popcorn comes out.
696
00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:53,076
Going fast.
I am a sophomore
at Jonesy School for Misfits.
697
00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:57,163
Only me and a nun
and young Robert Durst.
698
00:40:58,373 --> 00:41:03,044
Fun facts: Robert Durst and my mother
jump from the same roof
699
00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:06,881
In the other hand,
I'm sad my mother committed suicide,
700
00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:10,802
but on the other hand,
I'm glad it's my birthday.
701
00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:14,389
That's right.
He.
He is right.
702
00:41:17,225 --> 00:41:21,980
Flash advances to forgotten
and rarely discussed decades,
703
00:41:22,063 --> 00:41:24,023
1960s.
704
00:41:25,525 --> 00:41:27,944
- Ravi?
- Song music
Ravi, music.
705
00:41:28,027 --> 00:41:28,903
[music starts]
706
00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:32,699
[George] Ravi, damn it!
Too late!
Too late!
Ravi, it's too late!
Excuse me.
707
00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:36,369
As soon as he says "1960s,"
you come quickly with groovy music.
708
00:41:36,452 --> 00:41:39,205
Ravi, you have to hit the signal
or he will go banana
709
00:41:39,288 --> 00:41:41,833
No, no, I'll go banana bread to you,
710
00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:44,043
and will too dry to swallow.
711
00:41:45,294 --> 00:41:48,006
You ever fuck up
one of the monologues,
712
00:41:48,089 --> 00:41:50,383
and I'll strangle you, Slumdog.
713
00:41:52,802 --> 00:41:54,137
George!
714
00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:58,683
That's very expensive for you.
715
00:42:01,144 --> 00:42:03,563
You have to lose like seven pounds.
716
00:42:03,938 --> 00:42:05,231
[audience laughs]
717
00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:08,735
That's right.
718
00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:11,362
That's all Tate cakes, you know?
719
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,740
They're so thin...
720
00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:18,619
You finish one arm and you like,
"Well, there's only one left arm."
721
00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:27,086
Flash forward, 1960s.
722
00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:32,133
I'm at the University Columbia
as a violator.
723
00:42:33,926 --> 00:42:37,555
I distributed flyers
For this cult I have joined, you know.
724
00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:40,516
Fun fact: I am the only man
to be kicked out of the cult
725
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,477
to be too into it
726
00:42:43,478 --> 00:42:44,937
But we are a big group.
727
00:42:45,021 --> 00:42:49,067
That is a LSD bicycle cult,
now known as Soul Cycle.
728
00:42:52,445 --> 00:42:54,781
1960s
729
00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:55,907
[no music]
730
00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:57,575
[music signal at the end]
731
00:43:01,496 --> 00:43:03,331
I am a student at Columbia
732
00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:08,503
after an Army psychiatrist
considered me too harsh for Vietnam
733
00:43:08,961 --> 00:43:13,800
1969, millions of people watched Neil Armstrong
walk on the moon
734
00:43:13,883 --> 00:43:15,635
I will never forget where I am.
735
00:43:15,718 --> 00:43:19,764
On the sound stage in Queens
helped fake the moon landing.
736
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,600
But in the 60s, you know?
737
00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:24,477
I remember one day
738
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,563
I walked past the Columbia quad.
739
00:43:27,647 --> 00:43:29,899
But in the 60s, you know?
740
00:43:29,982 --> 00:43:33,694
I remember one day,
/> I walked past the Columbia quad.
741
00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:40,076
[both] And I saw this really cool guy.
742
00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:44,288
- Oh, peace, Oh, hello.
- & apos; Oh, hello to you
743
00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:46,457
Cannabis.
744
00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:50,962
I just heard about this really groovy
new apartment on 73rd Street
745
00:43:51,045 --> 00:43:53,881
- You want to be a roommate?
- I want to be a roommate, new friend.
746
00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:56,467
But I have to warn you,
I might have to move soon,
747
00:43:56,551 --> 00:43:59,720
Because I'm engaged to this girl
who won't shut up
748
00:44:00,721 --> 00:44:04,475
Alright, I have to warn you
that I'm afraid of raccoons.
749
00:44:06,227 --> 00:44:08,646
People these guys are crazy,
they have these little shoulders
750
00:44:08,729 --> 00:44:11,899
and that big belly
like a hairy jar, you know?
751
00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:14,152
Be careful, raccoons, < br /> they will steal your food,
752
00:44:14,235 --> 00:44:16,612
But the next thing you know,
they will steal your heart
753
00:44:16,696 --> 00:44:20,533
Raccoons said, "How are you?
A cat or fox, don't you? "
754
00:44:20,616 --> 00:44:22,827
- you raccoon
- you are raccoon, to be exact.
755
00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:27,206
And suddenly, they stand up
straight, it's weird, you know?
756
00:44:27,623 --> 00:44:30,710
They got that tail
that looks like a Swifter tied tie.
757
00:44:30,793 --> 00:44:33,504
And has Swifter been found?
758
00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:36,632
You get that human hand
it will [pop] pop your eyeballs out,
759
00:44:36,716 --> 00:44:38,009
eat it like green grapes
760
00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:40,237
You've heard raccoon
eat green wine
That's like...
761
00:44:40,261 --> 00:44:42,180
[rough rage]
762
00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:45,516
And I bet in Australia,
they call them garbage thieves.
763
00:44:45,975 --> 00:44:48,769
And they're so, very sexy.
764
00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:51,063
And one more thing about raccoons...
765
00:44:51,147 --> 00:44:54,066
And we've been together since then.
766
00:44:55,151 --> 00:44:57,737
[pat hands]
767
00:45:01,824 --> 00:45:06,120
And then an incoming letter by mail
from some postman
768
00:45:06,662 --> 00:45:10,917
Because we don't have $ 2,500,
we will lose our house
769
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:16,339
♪ Oh, George, I'm very depressed
that we're moving ♪
770
00:45:16,422 --> 00:45:21,302
[harmonizing]
771
00:45:21,385 --> 00:45:23,596
Okay, that's interesting.
772
00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:27,016
Aku punya beberapa masalah besar dengan itu, Gil.
773
00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:30,311
First, we have no right
to "Movin Out" Bill Joel.
774
00:45:30,937 --> 00:45:33,397
That's right, that's why I scolded him.
775
00:45:35,483 --> 00:45:37,860
That's too big from the line reading.
776
00:45:37,944 --> 00:45:40,029
So don't do it again.
777
00:45:40,112 --> 00:45:42,782
Of course, of course.
778
00:45:42,865 --> 00:45:43,950
[clears throat]
779
00:45:44,033 --> 00:45:47,453
Um, if we do feedback,
I-I'm thinking,
780
00:45:47,536 --> 00:45:51,040
Maybe you don't need to give
I take notes while playing.
781
00:45:54,293 --> 00:45:55,294
Oh!
782
00:45:57,171 --> 00:45:59,507
- Oh, little boy huh?
- No...
783
00:46:00,299 --> 00:46:03,803
Oh, Gil is driving a big wheel now, huh?
784
00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:06,472
No, no, no, hey, I like it.
785
00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:09,392
Uh, I want to ask a question.
786
00:46:09,850 --> 00:46:14,397
You don't want to blow this
the way you do CBS, right?
787
00:46:14,689 --> 00:46:16,232
[ooh viewers]
788
00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:17,650
No.
789
00:46:18,693 --> 00:46:22,697
You think if you are OD & d tomorrow
will anyone be annoying?
790
00:46:24,740 --> 00:46:27,535
You are a loser born of God, you know that?
791
00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:30,538
You are God... There's no way out.
Hey, no, no!
792
00:46:32,248 --> 00:46:33,290
[clears throat]
793
00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:36,836
Look, we both said
a lot of things hurt, okay
795
00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:45,344
Is Mike Jackson, is it King Pop.
Come on, Jackson.
796
00:46:46,762 --> 00:46:48,264
Yes!
797
00:46:48,347 --> 00:46:49,432
[imitating camera clicks]
798
00:46:49,515 --> 00:46:53,102
- Mike Jackson
- I want to hang the baby on the balcony.
799
00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:56,480
That is the funniest thing
it ever happened
800
00:46:57,106 --> 00:46:58,899
There's only one way back, Mike .
801
00:46:58,983 --> 00:46:59,984
Yes.
802
00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:02,319
- Mike Jackson
- Yeah.
803
00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:05,281
- You succeeded in that.
- I want to walk on the moon someday.
804
00:47:05,364 --> 00:47:06,991
Oh, that's sad GOOD
.
805
00:47:08,284 --> 00:47:11,871
Come back in, okay.
I don't think the audience knows.
806
00:47:12,955 --> 00:47:17,084
And then an incoming letter by mail
from some postmen
807
00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:21,672
Because we You don't have $ 2,500,
we will lose our house.
808
00:47:21,756 --> 00:47:25,217
Oh, George, I'm very depressed.
We move.
809
00:47:25,301 --> 00:47:26,552
Me too.
810
00:47:26,635 --> 00:47:27,928
But you know what?
811
00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:29,513
Don't get depressed.
812
00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:33,517
If this is our last stay in New York,
Let's have fun.
813
00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:35,770
I think.
814
00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:40,066
What if we go down
to the old WOLO Studio
815
00:47:40,149 --> 00:47:43,402
and record a small episode
You Know What.
816
00:47:43,486 --> 00:47:44,570
What do you know?
817
00:47:44,653 --> 00:47:48,491
Our game shows that contestants
have to guess what you know?
818
00:47:49,742 --> 00:47:52,778
That is a show that is faint and loud.
819
00:47:53,287 --> 00:47:57,541
Because we never narrow it
what it is, I can know
820
00:47:57,625 --> 00:48:01,420
And once the man guessed it,
I lied.
821
00:48:02,922 --> 00:48:07,384
No, fat legs,
I'm talking about our other shows.
822
00:48:08,969 --> 00:48:12,807
[music mood is played]
823
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:20,648
We take you now
to the big midtown New York City restaurant,
824
00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:23,234
Where even ice cream tastes good.
825
00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:27,029
Everyone ugly.
826
00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:32,201
Do you know what I mean?
Everyone...
827
00:48:32,827 --> 00:48:34,411
in their own way...
828
00:48:35,371 --> 00:48:36,997
it's bad
829
00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:41,335
The menu is like, 19 pages long.
830
00:48:41,418 --> 00:48:45,714
And even though it's a restaurant,
it has things like lobster on it.
831
00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:51,470
And you're almost tempted to order it
to see what will happen
832
00:48:53,347 --> 00:48:55,766
We see the beauty of Gil Stone.
833
00:48:55,850 --> 00:49:00,354
Because he is in the restaurant,
he eats like he is in the 70th movie. / p>
834
00:49:07,486 --> 00:49:10,364
Hey, honey,
bring me chicken cacciatore
835
00:49:10,447 --> 00:49:12,950
or other food
it's not there anymore
836
00:49:14,243 --> 00:49:17,371
Hey, honey, can I get coffee in the 1970s,
837
00:49:17,454 --> 00:49:21,041
it's so runny and gray
and the gun next to it on the table.
838
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:25,462
Hey, honey, bring me half a cantaloupe,
spoon of cottage cheese,
839
00:49:25,546 --> 00:49:27,590
and steak Diane's side.
840
00:49:28,591 --> 00:49:30,634
Oh, shit, shit, we live.
841
00:49:30,718 --> 00:49:31,886
[clears throat]
842
00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:35,472
[both] Oh, hello.
843
00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:40,352
[woman] ♪ Too many tuna ♪
844
00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:43,105
[applause]
845
00:49:48,068 --> 00:49:50,738
Oh, hello and welcome to Too Much Tuna
846
00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:54,116
at WOLO Public Access.
847
00:49:54,617 --> 00:49:56,619
We welcome all viewers us.
848
00:49:56,702 --> 00:49:59,413
Are you a cat,
alone in an apartment
849
00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:02,041
Or a Honduran cleaning woman
850
00:50:02,124 --> 00:50:05,669
who's not sure
if he's allowed to change the channel
851
00:50:07,338 --> 00:50:10,007
We welcome our viewers.
852
00:50:10,090 --> 00:50:12,009
Too Many Tuna is a joke event...
853
00:50:12,092 --> 00:50:15,804
- Uh, eh!
- Oh, shit
Cannot say
Right.
Take two.
854
00:50:15,888 --> 00:50:18,432
- Too many Tuna are talk shows
- yes!
855
00:50:18,515 --> 00:50:20,309
- No element prank
- No no.
856
00:50:20,392 --> 00:50:24,021
We only interviewed the greatest
personalities in New York
857
00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:27,733
and they did not get a
big fucking passion.
858
00:50:29,902 --> 00:50:32,947
This is our last episode
Too Many Tuna ever
859
00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:36,450
like we were forced
to leave our apartment in Manhattan.
860
00:50:36,533 --> 00:50:40,037
But for the episode our last,
we have special guests.
861
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,289
- We really did it
- He's a good guest
862
00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:45,125
- Dia adalah tamu yang hebat
Semacam mendapatkan yang baik.
- Ini bagus.
863
00:50:45,209 --> 00:50:48,337
He started as a writer
during the Smothers Brothers comedy,
864
00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:50,839
and since then,
He is one of the rising stars
865
00:50:50,923 --> 00:50:52,758
in the entertainment world
866
00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:55,052
Welcome, Steve Martin.
867
00:50:55,803 --> 00:50:58,180
[applause]
868
00:51:05,354 --> 00:51:08,274
See you, thank you for coming.
God bless you, thank you.
869
00:51:08,357 --> 00:51:11,110
Thank you.
Thank you.
870
00:51:13,153 --> 00:51:14,238
Thank you.
871
00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:27,084
♪ Too Many Tuna ♪
872
00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:29,336
♪ Welcome to Steve to Too Much Tuna ♪
873
00:51:29,420 --> 00:51:31,463
♪ Welcome to Steve to Too Much Tuna ♪
874
00:51:32,339 --> 00:51:33,674
How long should I do that?
875
00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:34,758
[cheering]
876
00:51:34,883 --> 00:51:36,010
[Gil] Come on!
877
00:51:37,886 --> 00:51:39,013
[Steve] thank you
878
00:51:42,516 --> 00:51:43,517
Yes, your belt?
879
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:46,645
- I look great with this...
- Yeah, you do
you want to release...
880
00:51:46,729 --> 00:51:49,940
I actually used the mic
because I always wear a mic.
881
00:51:50,024 --> 00:51:53,736
- You never know.
Do you want me to do this?
- Sure.
882
00:51:53,819 --> 00:51:54,862
Let me go in there.
883
00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:57,364
- Like you're dressed.
- Yes.
Oh thank you.
884
00:51:57,448 --> 00:51:59,033
Yes, I look like you now.
885
00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:00,743
- I don't want that button
- no, okay
886
00:52:00,826 --> 00:52:02,411
Do you want to leave it open?
887
00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:04,872
- You know, I've been there.
- Yes ok.
888
00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:06,874
Oh no.
We know.
889
00:52:10,294 --> 00:52:12,046
- How nice. < br /> - Yeah.
890
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:14,923
By the way, the sound is good.
891
00:52:15,507 --> 00:52:18,886
- Good, that's good to hear.
- Thank you for the measured compliment.
892
00:52:21,263 --> 00:52:25,184
Let's put it this way,
I have great hopes from here on out.
893
00:52:25,267 --> 00:52:26,727
Oh, that's great.
894
00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:29,772
You yourself are a playwright
of some great awards.
895
00:52:29,855 --> 00:52:31,231
Thank you very much.
896
00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:33,859
- But I thought you had nailed it.
- Thank
897
00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:37,237
- You nailed the essence of drama script writing.
- Thank you.
898
00:52:37,321 --> 00:52:39,448
By the way, you know
what Mike Nichols said to me.
899
00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:42,201
- He said, there was...
- Oh, you dropped something
900
00:52:44,953 --> 00:52:48,332
Jesus Christ.
Two minutes into the interview.
901
00:52:50,084 --> 00:52:52,336
- Not that Mike Nichols.
- Oh well.
902
00:52:53,045 --> 00:52:58,300
He told me that RKO Pictures
has a philosophy that if...
903
00:52:58,384 --> 00:53:02,179
in their films, when the phone rings,
if the news is sad,
904
00:53:02,262 --> 00:53:03,764
you answer the phone happily.
905
00:53:03,847 --> 00:53:06,558
And if it's good news,
you answer the phone sadly.
906
00:53:06,642 --> 00:53:08,102
I don't understand.
907
00:53:09,311 --> 00:53:11,939
- Can I see this example?
- Yes.
Where is the phone?
908
00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:14,650
Let's call Steve, okay.
909
00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:16,610
We start.
910
00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:19,655
Do you want to do a cross?
Or do you want to sit down?
911
00:53:19,738 --> 00:53:20,739
How do you want to do this?
912
00:53:20,823 --> 00:53:22,908
I think I have to cross.
We have to talk.
913
00:53:22,991 --> 00:53:24,493
Is the news happy or sad?
914
00:53:24,868 --> 00:53:26,662
- It will be sad.
- This will be sad.
915
00:53:26,745 --> 00:53:28,455
Oh, That's how it is...
916
00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:31,500
I know, that's great.
That's very funny...
917
00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:32,793
Sorry.
918
00:53:35,796 --> 00:53:36,964
GOOD!
919
00:53:38,966 --> 00:53:41,135
Action one.
Action one.
920
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:45,722
- I think it must be fair, I have to...
- Yes ok.
921
00:53:45,806 --> 00:53:48,976
I'm much worse in a banter that's okay
than him, but I'll do my best
922
00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:50,602
I will do my best, okay.
923
00:53:50,727 --> 00:53:52,729
Ba, ba, ba, ba...
924
00:53:55,983 --> 00:53:57,568
Oh my God.
925
00:53:57,651 --> 00:54:00,571
Oh my God
I'm so...
926
00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:02,281
He is?
927
00:54:06,785 --> 00:54:09,037
Did I tell you who told me the story?
928
00:54:09,121 --> 00:54:10,539
- Who is that?
- Mike Nichols
929
00:54:10,622 --> 00:54:12,207
Oh my God!
930
00:54:12,291 --> 00:54:14,877
Mike Nichols's podiatrist
on 83rd Street
931
00:54:15,794 --> 00:54:18,505
- Let's save it.
- Do you want to save it?
932
00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:21,925
- First of all, I take it
- You took it
Welcome to that
933
00:54:22,009 --> 00:54:24,803
Everyone, by the way,
take whatever you want
934
00:54:24,887 --> 00:54:26,305
Whatever you want
935
00:54:26,388 --> 00:54:28,307
Do you have memorabilia from the film,
936
00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:30,034
the things you have taken
are specific to you
937
00:54:30,058 --> 00:54:32,352
- Yes.
- Will you do you give their name now?
938
00:54:32,436 --> 00:54:33,479
Oh!
939
00:54:34,855 --> 00:54:36,982
I have my Three Amigos clothes.
940
00:54:40,027 --> 00:54:42,696
- have you ever installed it?
- did I ever put it down?
941
00:54:42,779 --> 00:54:45,657
- you've used it
- I don't want to go there now
942
00:54:46,825 --> 00:54:49,203
- You can be deported very quickly.
- [Gil] Yeah!
943
00:54:50,704 --> 00:54:52,372
[applause]
944
00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:57,419
- You know, Trump is doing a remake.
- Oh , him?
945
00:54:57,503 --> 00:54:59,087
Yeah, that's called No Amigos.
946
00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:02,299
[Steve] yes
947
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,844
Have you ever known Trump
in your relationship...
948
00:55:05,928 --> 00:55:08,764
- I've never met him, no
- never
949
00:55:08,847 --> 00:55:11,475
He's not at a New York cocktail party?
950
00:55:12,809 --> 00:55:14,269
- No.
- No?
951
00:55:14,978 --> 00:55:17,731
- That would be very unlikely, right?
- Yes, that would be
953
00:55:22,611 --> 00:55:25,155
- But you are an art collector.
- Yes, that...
954
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:29,159
I have collected several paintings
uh, all my life
955
00:55:29,701 --> 00:55:34,206
I am happy to say that I have really gotten
more money doing that than showing business.
956
00:55:34,289 --> 00:55:36,375
- really
- No, I'm kidding
957
00:55:37,751 --> 00:55:38,794
Hello, who is that person?
958
00:55:40,504 --> 00:55:42,589
Don't Jews master the art world?
959
00:55:43,966 --> 00:55:46,593
- Do people think you are Jewish or not?
- No, they don't
960
00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:48,095
Oh, congratulations.
961
00:55:50,138 --> 00:55:53,225
I can honestly say that there isn't one person.
962
00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:55,894
You have never been stopped
on the road?
"Are you Jewish?"
963
00:55:55,978 --> 00:55:57,896
- "Are you Jewish?
- No.
964
00:56:00,023 --> 00:56:02,609
The Presbyterian did not do that?
" Are you a Presbyterian?
965
00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:04,945
We need 10 Presbyterians
966
00:56:05,028 --> 00:56:07,068
to make mayonnaise sandwiches,
please come with us. "
967
00:56:10,284 --> 00:56:13,704
There is always a crisis
with Jews on the road.
968
00:56:13,787 --> 00:56:15,664
Are you religious?
969
00:56:15,747 --> 00:56:17,416
- No, not at all.
- No?
970
00:56:17,499 --> 00:56:22,629
- Have you ever believed in God?
- Maybe when I was little.
971
00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:24,339
But nothing more.
972
00:56:24,423 --> 00:56:26,550
Is it magic...
Is it because you believe in magic?
973
00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:34,850
Yes, study... when I realize
the card trick is actually a hoax,
974
00:56:34,933 --> 00:56:37,102
- I say, there must be no God.
- Yes.
975
00:56:38,729 --> 00:56:43,191
You start rereading the miracle Jesus
and you are like, "I know how to do it."
976
00:56:44,610 --> 00:56:46,737
Plexiglass under water.
977
00:56:47,154 --> 00:56:50,032
You just break the fish
into several different parts.
978
00:56:50,949 --> 00:56:53,452
- Or palming the fish.
- Yeah, you palm of the fish and...
979
00:56:53,785 --> 00:56:55,412
Oh, look what's here
980
00:56:56,163 --> 00:56:59,791
What's tricky the first thing you learn?
Do you remember?
981
00:56:59,875 --> 00:57:01,460
That's really personal.
983
00:57:07,299 --> 00:57:09,134
It might be a trick to buy a shop.
984
00:57:10,093 --> 00:57:11,803
Not only tasty?
985
00:57:11,887 --> 00:57:13,555
Well, I'll learn later.
Yes.
986
00:57:13,639 --> 00:57:16,284
- Are you still know a little?
- I still know a little.
987
00:57:16,308 --> 00:57:18,310
- Can you do it with french fries?
- Sure.
988
00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:23,899
[applause]
989
00:57:34,618 --> 00:57:36,119
It's okay.
It's okay.
990
00:57:36,662 --> 00:57:37,996
It's okay.
991
00:57:39,706 --> 00:57:40,749
It's okay.
992
00:57:40,999 --> 00:57:42,542
That's for you.
993
00:57:43,752 --> 00:57:45,212
Yeah that's right.
994
00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:47,089
Oh okay.
995
00:57:49,007 --> 00:57:51,218
- you have children now
- I did
996
00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:54,596
So what is it, like money wise?
I mean, is this tighter now?
997
00:57:57,557 --> 00:57:59,267
He paid for his own way.
999
00:58:00,852 --> 00:58:04,815
It's working.
It's beautiful. < br /> That's really cool.
1000
00:58:05,273 --> 00:58:07,317
And what do you do for fun?
1001
00:58:07,401 --> 00:58:10,028
I am a comedian, actor, writer, huh.
1002
00:58:10,112 --> 00:58:11,530
[babbling ]
1003
00:58:11,613 --> 00:58:15,867
You know, which
do you really love?
1004
00:58:17,744 --> 00:58:22,499
When you are doing an amphitheater,
Steve Martin, 1979.
1005
00:58:22,582 --> 00:58:25,544
You are doing an amphitheater
You were doing the Hollywood Bowl.
1006
00:58:25,627 --> 00:58:27,587
What did you make that night?
1007
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:34,219
Well, at that time, I was criticized
for charging high prices. <
1008
00:58:34,302 --> 00:58:35,679
- What's that?
- Ten dollars.
1009
00:58:36,763 --> 00:58:38,432
- You know how much this is...
- I know.
1010
00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:44,730
I've been trying to get
to your event for so long,
1011
00:58:44,813 --> 00:58:46,940
and I can't get a free ticket.
1012
00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:50,986
And then tonight, you say,
if I can go on stage with you
1013
00:58:51,069 --> 00:58:53,280
You have to sell Picasso
to enter here
1014
00:58:55,032 --> 00:58:56,825
You do that... You write...
1015
00:59:02,247 --> 00:59:04,416
- No , let him fight.
- My answer is...
1016
00:59:04,499 --> 00:59:06,460
Uh, uh, uh.
1017
00:59:07,419 --> 00:59:09,838
Picasso on Lapin Agile,
1018
00:59:09,921 --> 00:59:12,758
This is the game you wrote.
I am slim to something.
1019
00:59:12,841 --> 00:59:14,926
Wow, you made a great transition.
1020
00:59:16,595 --> 00:59:19,639
He covered me
because I don't remember Lapin Agile,
1021
00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:23,351
- Yeah.
What would you say?
- Picasso in the Bistro.
1022
00:59:24,936 --> 00:59:27,689
I will say it
Picasso at Au Bon Pain.
1023
00:59:28,982 --> 00:59:32,110
That's the French phrase
for breakfast at LaGuardia
1024
00:59:38,575 --> 00:59:42,037
How did you first hear it?
that this is a historical example
1025
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:44,623
of Einstein and Picasso
meeting in a bar
1026
00:59:44,706 --> 00:59:47,793
- This is artificial.
- This is made up?
1027
00:59:47,876 --> 00:59:49,669
They have never met, as far as I know.
1028
00:59:49,753 --> 00:59:51,481
- They didn't meet?
- No, I don't think they ever met.
1029
00:59:51,505 --> 00:59:52,815
I think everything
is that they met...
1030
00:59:52,839 --> 00:59:55,008
Well, this is called a game!
1031
00:59:56,551 --> 00:59:58,553
- Yeah.
- I mean, is this real?
1032
00:59:58,637 --> 01:00:00,639
- Alright, I'm sorry
- I don't know
1033
01:00:03,683 --> 01:00:04,935
This?
1034
01:00:07,187 --> 01:00:09,898
Speaking of which,
how do we get Uber in this case?
1035
01:00:11,149 --> 01:00:13,151
- did you do Uber?
- I do,
1036
01:00:13,235 --> 01:00:14,653
What is your address?
1037
01:00:17,989 --> 01:00:20,033
Now, Steve, here it is...
1038
01:00:20,117 --> 01:00:21,701
1039
01:00:23,537 --> 01:00:27,457
Steve, here it is < br /> We have eaten
French fries and our fake hamburgers,
1040
01:00:27,541 --> 01:00:30,001
and you haven't had one bite...
1041
01:00:30,085 --> 01:00:32,420
- [playing festive music]
- God!
1042
01:00:32,504 --> 01:00:33,797
[Gil] Steve, Steve.
1043
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:35,549
[George] This is unprecedented.
1044
01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:38,009
[Gil] This has never been
/> happened before in our lives
1045
01:00:39,177 --> 01:00:40,846
- And see what you have...
- Yes!
1046
01:00:42,639 --> 01:00:44,224
Oh my God.
1047
01:00:44,683 --> 01:00:46,560
♪ Too Many Tuna ♪
1048
01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:47,686
Steve!
1049
01:00:47,769 --> 01:00:50,772
Steve, which just came down
from this prop
1050
01:00:50,856 --> 01:00:53,942
that we stole
from Angels in America?
1051
01:00:54,734 --> 01:00:57,112
At first, I thought it was Rauschenberg.
1052
01:00:57,237 --> 01:00:58,488
No...
1053
01:01:00,740 --> 01:01:04,536
Look at the size of that thing.
Look at this
1054
01:01:04,619 --> 01:01:07,372
Look at this damn Botero
in front of you, huh?
1055
01:01:08,290 --> 01:01:09,332
Look at this size.
1056
01:01:09,416 --> 01:01:11,960
- Has a nice aroma too.
- Yes.
1057
01:01:12,878 --> 01:01:15,672
What we do is mayonnaise
and tuna,
1058
01:01:15,755 --> 01:01:19,176
and we prepare it and then we put it
under the lights at 5 pm
1059
01:01:21,344 --> 01:01:22,929
And it looks like...
1060
01:01:23,013 --> 01:01:25,056
- You keep moving it from you.
- Yeah.
1061
01:01:25,932 --> 01:01:27,684
- This is my subconscious
- I know that
1062
01:01:28,101 --> 01:01:30,061
We follow it after...
1063
01:01:30,812 --> 01:01:33,982
Well, this is Chris Christie's longing,
what is that
1064
01:01:34,691 --> 01:01:38,445
I don't know if you saw when
Chris Christie is wearing a baseball uniform,
1065
01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:42,908
But he really squeezes it
like that.
1066
01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:46,203
I hope the audience can see
what I see
1067
01:01:46,286 --> 01:01:47,579
Yes.
[laughs]
1068
01:01:49,664 --> 01:01:52,459
This is like Kandinsky
painted on two sides.
1069
01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:54,211
Yes, this is Kandinsky.
1070
01:01:54,294 --> 01:01:56,338
Quite smart, yes, Steve?
1071
01:01:57,797 --> 01:01:59,591
Drama and the painting.
1072
01:02:00,008 --> 01:02:01,051
Good...
1073
01:02:02,052 --> 01:02:03,511
Do you like tuna?
1074
01:02:03,678 --> 01:02:04,721
Uh...
1075
01:02:04,804 --> 01:02:09,267
I like tuna,
but I like pine nuts.
1076
01:02:09,351 --> 01:02:12,062
- Oh, pine nuts
- We don't have it
1077
01:02:12,145 --> 01:02:15,232
- I like avocados.
- Avocados are good.
1079
01:02:18,526 --> 01:02:22,447
I have learned the worst thing
the tuna sandwich is tuna.
1080
01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:23,949
Yes!
1081
01:02:24,115 --> 01:02:25,742
Well, unfortunately for you,
1082
01:02:25,825 --> 01:02:29,079
You got a big damn mountain
that's in front of you now
1083
01:02:29,496 --> 01:02:32,040
I have to say that this is actually,
too much tuna for me
1084
01:02:32,123 --> 01:02:34,793
Yay!
1085
01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:36,920
♪ Too Many Tuna ♪
1086
01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:41,299
- Steve Martin, everything
- Steve Martin, everyone
1087
01:02:42,509 --> 01:02:44,177
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
1088
01:02:44,261 --> 01:02:48,139
- Have a nice evening
- I stole this from your pocket
1089
01:02:48,223 --> 01:02:50,558
- I'll keep my mic.
- You want to save your mic?
1090
01:02:50,642 --> 01:02:53,353
I will save my mic
so I can comment to the audience.
1091
01:02:53,436 --> 01:02:58,525
Save your mic and whenever you think
some are not funny, tell us
1092
01:02:58,608 --> 01:03:00,902
- Ladies and gentlemen...
- People around me now
1093
01:03:00,986 --> 01:03:04,614
Yes, Steve Martin, everyone!
1094
01:03:04,698 --> 01:03:06,449
♪ Too many Tuna ♪
1095
01:03:07,951 --> 01:03:08,952
[pat hand]
1096
01:03:17,294 --> 01:03:19,754
Steve just whispered to us.
1097
01:03:19,838 --> 01:03:22,799
He will be in the lobby
after the show,
1098
01:03:23,341 --> 01:03:26,052
talking about the early days
1099
01:03:26,970 --> 01:03:29,389
And also , really great.
1100
01:03:29,472 --> 01:03:31,891
He wants to take it
cellphone picture with you
1101
01:03:32,017 --> 01:03:33,143
Yes.
1102
01:03:33,852 --> 01:03:36,980
But he said,
"Be sure to give your camera
1103
01:03:37,063 --> 01:03:39,941
for someone who doesn't know
how to use it. "
1104
01:03:40,608 --> 01:03:44,988
You know, Steve, there is a beautiful story
Behind the phrase, too much tuna.
1105
01:03:45,071 --> 01:03:47,824
You know, many years ago,
We used to drink tunatinis.
1106
01:03:47,907 --> 01:03:50,410
Yes, that's him
Martini based on tuna.
1107
01:03:50,827 --> 01:03:53,246
If it is not known as Martuna.
1108
01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:57,625
Or as is known in lesbian
community, Martuna Navratilova.
1110
01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:05,884
And one day, the bartender made a mistake
and Gil famously said,
1111
01:04:05,967 --> 01:04:09,596
"Too much tuna is here,
1112
01:04:09,679 --> 01:04:13,308
But the Martuna needs more tuna,"
1113
01:04:13,391 --> 01:04:15,518
and we laugh at it.
1114
01:04:15,977 --> 01:04:17,020
And you know, Steve,
1115
01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:20,148
we delivered that to Talk of the Town,
and New Yorker magazine,
1116
01:04:20,231 --> 01:04:22,567
and they canceled our subscription.
1117
01:04:23,735 --> 01:04:26,696
Once again for Mr. Steve Martin.
1118
01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:28,823
[applause]
1119
01:04:30,742 --> 01:04:32,327
Wonderful work, yo.
1120
01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:38,041
And now, back to playing.
1121
01:04:38,124 --> 01:04:41,211
Actually , George, can we
take five minutes
My stomach is a little...
1122
01:04:41,294 --> 01:04:42,629
No, I'm good.
1123
01:04:43,963 --> 01:04:47,008
George and Gil have been expelled
from their apartment,
1124
01:04:47,092 --> 01:04:50,387
even though they have a few adult children
with guest rooms.
1125
01:04:50,470 --> 01:04:53,223
They live in Riverside Park.
1126
01:04:53,807 --> 01:04:56,309
[both] Oh, shit .
1127
01:04:57,644 --> 01:04:59,479
Can't believe
we live on the park bench
1128
01:04:59,562 --> 01:05:01,731
We can live
in the subway tunnel
1129
01:05:01,815 --> 01:05:04,234
if you don't blow it
with moles.
1130
01:05:04,984 --> 01:05:08,613
Living in a park isn't so bad.
I've met someone
1131
01:05:08,696 --> 01:05:11,491
She's very beautiful.
Pretty glamorous.
1132
01:05:11,574 --> 01:05:14,411
1133
01:05:15,537 --> 01:05:17,914
It's Lisa's name.
She's raccoon.
1134
01:05:17,997 --> 01:05:19,999
A new raccoon,
how can you meet this one?
1135
01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:22,877
In the trash.
1136
01:05:22,961 --> 01:05:24,546
We both eat the same pizza
from both sides,
1137
01:05:24,629 --> 01:05:25,839
like Lady and the Tramp.
1138
01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:28,591
That's adorable.
1139
01:05:29,551 --> 01:05:32,303
But in the case this,
I ended up having sex with a raccoon.
1140
01:05:33,721 --> 01:05:37,016
You know, this is an open park, I see it.
1141
01:05:39,185 --> 01:05:43,815
New York was a city for artists
and people who claim to be artists,
1142
01:05:43,898 --> 01:05:46,443
But those days are gone.
1143
01:05:46,526 --> 01:05:50,572
I hate being the first person who said it,
but New York has changed.
1144
01:05:52,157 --> 01:05:56,661
Remember what the city used to be
in the 1970s?
1145
01:05:56,744 --> 01:05:59,789
1970s
Boys, isn't it?
1146
01:05:59,914 --> 01:06:03,251
[music drama]
1147
01:06:05,044 --> 01:06:10,216
In the late 1970s, New York went bankrupt,
crime is a mess, and that's amazing!
1148
01:06:10,592 --> 01:06:13,136
Tires roll on a burning road.
1149
01:06:13,219 --> 01:06:15,972
And inside the tire,
baby with a knife
1150
01:06:17,974 --> 01:06:22,103
In the 1970s,
Broadway Theater is hell. <
1151
01:06:22,187 --> 01:06:24,147
There is no Disney theater.
1152
01:06:24,230 --> 01:06:26,900
Disney is only a man in California,
1153
01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:30,695
trying to freeze himself
So he can live longer than Jews.
1154
01:06:31,905 --> 01:06:33,281
Going fast.
1155
01:06:34,032 --> 01:06:35,658
1980s
1156
01:06:35,742 --> 01:06:37,368
[playing rock music]
1157
01:06:37,452 --> 01:06:39,496
Ed Koch.
Ed Koch.
1158
01:06:39,579 --> 01:06:44,334
Mayor of New York City, Ed Koch
New York regulations with weak fists
1159
01:06:45,084 --> 01:06:47,420
Sexual politics changes.
1160
01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:52,300
Gil and I go to the queen show drag
Made famous in Paris is Burning.
1161
01:06:52,634 --> 01:06:55,178
God, there are some < br /> beautiful girls.
1162
01:06:56,095 --> 01:06:57,680
Those are guys, George.
1163
01:06:57,764 --> 01:07:00,099
They are girls, remember,
they are dressed.
1164
01:07:00,183 --> 01:07:02,644
No , they dragged the queen,
They are men dressed...
1165
01:07:02,727 --> 01:07:04,771
No no No.
I blew a girl.
1166
01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:09,734
Wait a minute.
1167
01:07:09,817 --> 01:07:11,569
Where I parked
1168
01:07:13,279 --> 01:07:15,156
Flash forward, 1989.
1169
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:17,200
The Berlin Wall fell.
1171
01:07:21,079 --> 01:07:22,872
Everything is bad
1172
01:07:23,957 --> 01:07:27,043
But the Iron Curtain was destroyed ,
so many years later,
1173
01:07:27,126 --> 01:07:31,089
Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump
can ride without clothes riding horses
1174
01:07:31,172 --> 01:07:33,841
for charred human remains.
1175
01:07:35,176 --> 01:07:36,469
Moving fast.
1176
01:07:37,387 --> 01:07:39,514
1990s
1177
01:07:39,681 --> 01:07:41,057
[music drama]
1178
01:07:41,307 --> 01:07:43,977
Mad About You, pesto sauce,
1179
01:07:44,435 --> 01:07:50,024
O. J. Simpson broke 45 years
did not kill.
1180
01:07:51,401 --> 01:07:55,363
O. J. Simpson killed
The two people were so hard,
1181
01:07:55,697 --> 01:07:59,033
they stopped making the Ford Bronco.
1182
01:08:00,326 --> 01:08:03,746
Can you imagine
doing something so chaotic,
1183
01:08:03,830 --> 01:08:06,249
No more Toyota Camry?
1184
01:08:06,499 --> 01:08:09,043
[quick beat]
1185
01:08:12,714 --> 01:08:14,632
While on the East Coast,
1186
01:08:15,008 --> 01:08:17,719
Sieg heil, Rudy Giuliani
1187
01:08:17,802 --> 01:08:21,389
< New York rules
with the Gestapo tactics.
1188
01:08:21,472 --> 01:08:25,393
Excuse me, that person recovered
from all pornography in Times Square,
1189
01:08:25,476 --> 01:08:28,813
Now you have to walk
one block west to 8th Avenue?
1190
01:08:29,981 --> 01:08:32,233
And now Avenue 8 is this free space.
1191
01:08:32,317 --> 01:08:35,361
You go to 44 and 8th
/> to the workspace?
1192
01:08:35,445 --> 01:08:37,947
What's the name again, Shake Shack?
1193
01:08:38,031 --> 01:08:39,324
[music stops]
1194
01:08:39,407 --> 01:08:42,535
Oh, yes, come on our Wacky Shack < br /> and we will get rid of you,
1195
01:08:42,619 --> 01:08:45,496
and there is a bunch of damn families
get out of there
1196
01:08:45,580 --> 01:08:50,084
While waiting, this vibrates
the plug butt to stick to your upright.
1197
01:08:50,168 --> 01:08:53,921
So I took this bad thing
and pushed it into my prostate,
1198
01:08:54,005 --> 01:08:55,923
while I released myself from me.
1199
01:08:56,007 --> 01:08:58,468
And I am one
/> that was thrown out?
1200
01:09:00,178 --> 01:09:04,724
But Rudy Giuliani,
he's really a hero of 9-11
1201
01:09:04,807 --> 01:09:08,478
because nobody else
is the mayor of the day.
1202
01:09:11,856 --> 01:09:13,316
September 11
1203
01:09:14,859 --> 01:09:18,821
until September 19, 2012
1204
01:09:19,572 --> 01:09:23,576
Steely and played the Beacon Theater
1205
01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:26,245
for nine consecutive nights,
1206
01:09:26,329 --> 01:09:29,707
and his voice filled the air of New York.
1207
01:09:30,124 --> 01:09:33,044
[both] ♪ Speaking of Sweet Rosalie ♪
1208
01:09:33,127 --> 01:09:36,631
♪ She works on five and a dime ♪
1209
01:09:36,714 --> 01:09:38,216
[imitating guitar]
1210
01:09:40,093 --> 01:09:45,598
♪ Train back to Hackensack
with rosemary wine ♪
1211
01:09:46,057 --> 01:09:49,435
[yodeling]
1212
01:09:49,644 --> 01:09:51,979
♪ I'm sad, cocaine ♪
1213
01:09:52,063 --> 01:09:53,272
♪ Snort ♪
1214
01:09:53,356 --> 01:09:59,445
♪ We both like cocaine ♪
1215
01:10:00,154 --> 01:10:02,365
[both] Oh, shit.
1216
01:10:03,449 --> 01:10:06,703
I started thinking
that song doesn't even exist
1217
01:10:07,912 --> 01:10:10,998
Maybe that just a dream,
like our time in Manhattan.
1218
01:10:11,082 --> 01:10:12,125
[phone rings]
1219
01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:13,793
Suddenly, there is a telephone.
1220
01:10:13,876 --> 01:10:17,839
Gil gets up and crosses the stage correctly
to answer the phone
1221
01:10:18,423 --> 01:10:22,385
But he doesn't pick up the receiver
1222
01:10:22,802 --> 01:10:26,556
and the sound effect continues
until he does,
1223
01:10:26,639 --> 01:10:29,267
- So this time, Ravi is waiting.
- Oh!
1224
01:10:34,939 --> 01:10:36,065
[ringing]
1225
01:10:36,274 --> 01:10:37,984
[audience laughs]
1226
01:10:38,735 --> 01:10:41,988
You like really
poor Steve Martin.
1227
01:10:49,287 --> 01:10:51,164
Yeah, alright.
1228
01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:54,459
May I ask... Give me a few examples.
1229
01:10:54,542 --> 01:10:56,961
Gray hair to gray hair.
1230
01:10:57,044 --> 01:11:01,090
Someone who, in his case,
There are actually a few things.
1231
01:11:01,174 --> 01:11:02,842
And I'm really poor.
1232
01:11:02,925 --> 01:11:05,094
You are someone
who claims to be a playwright.
1233
01:11:05,178 --> 01:11:07,054
This is our first successful performance.
1234
01:11:07,138 --> 01:11:09,807
- you believe that now
- After everything we have.
1235
01:11:09,891 --> 01:11:12,769
My version of The Color Purple is good.
1236
01:11:14,061 --> 01:11:15,563
After all, it's a one-man show.
1237
01:11:15,646 --> 01:11:16,731
It's a one-man show
1238
01:11:16,814 --> 01:11:19,358
called The Color Purple
where I only wear a chicken ring
1239
01:11:19,609 --> 01:11:20,651
Yes.
1240
01:11:22,361 --> 01:11:26,741
And then remember when I was directed
the Bye Bye Birdie version
1241
01:11:26,824 --> 01:11:29,285
sponsored by Grindr
called Bi-Curious Bye.
1242
01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:30,495
Yes.
1243
01:11:31,829 --> 01:11:36,751
Maybe Steve will help us out
with our Terri Schiavo musical.
1244
01:11:37,251 --> 01:11:38,461
[ringing]
1245
01:11:39,128 --> 01:11:41,756
- You mean you are delaying , You Lost?
- Yeah.
1246
01:11:42,924 --> 01:11:44,217
Let me take the phone
1247
01:11:44,509 --> 01:11:46,052
[laughs]
1248
01:11:48,054 --> 01:11:51,724
[sobbing sobbing]
1249
01:11:51,808 --> 01:11:53,059
Oh, hello?
1250
01:11:53,976 --> 01:11:56,145
Head of New York One?
1251
01:11:56,854 --> 01:11:58,439
Who are you
1252
01:11:59,524 --> 01:12:01,901
You see Too Much Tuna,
You like it,
1253
01:12:01,984 --> 01:12:03,820
You want to make it a TV show
1254
01:12:03,903 --> 01:12:07,365
and pay us enough money
that we can pay our rent and then some?
1255
01:12:07,865 --> 01:12:11,285
Well, head of New York One,
I'm happy to say to you,
1256
01:12:11,369 --> 01:12:12,912
no thanks, see you soon
1257
01:12:13,412 --> 01:12:15,248
What?
"No thanks, goodbye"?
1258
01:12:15,331 --> 01:12:18,167
We only get enough money
/> to save our apartment
1259
01:12:18,251 --> 01:12:21,462
by doing Too Much Tuna,
and you say, "No thanks, goodbye"?
1260
01:12:21,546 --> 01:12:23,714
I'm not an ordinary person, George !
1261
01:12:23,798 --> 01:12:27,218
Jesus Christ!
Again with our character differences?
1262
01:12:28,010 --> 01:12:29,387
[audience laughs]
1263
01:12:30,429 --> 01:12:33,808
- I have not really been honest with You
- Be really honest
1264
01:12:34,225 --> 01:12:35,935
I don't want to leave the park.
1265
01:12:36,018 --> 01:12:38,688
Things get very serious
with me and Lisa
1266
01:12:39,522 --> 01:12:42,191
You know, he became a Yoko
between us.
1267
01:12:42,275 --> 01:12:44,777
A Yoko raccoon.
Raccoko!
1268
01:12:45,945 --> 01:12:47,196
- Separate him.
- I can't
1269
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:49,991
- Kick him to the side of the road.
- No, they like sidewalks.
1270
01:12:51,784 --> 01:12:55,121
Just throw him away
He's a raccoon.
He
1271
01:12:55,204 --> 01:12:57,290
George, he's pregnant!
1272
01:12:58,499 --> 01:13:02,003
Lisa is pregnant
and it's my raccoon baby.
1273
01:13:02,837 --> 01:13:04,922
You don't use protection?
1274
01:13:05,006 --> 01:13:06,924
He said he was taking the pill.
1276
01:13:08,926 --> 01:13:12,138
Maybe I just saw him
eat Advil from a puddle.
1277
01:13:13,514 --> 01:13:15,391
What will we do?
Kill him, go through town?
1278
01:13:15,474 --> 01:13:17,768
No!
I'll marry him, George!
1280
01:13:20,605 --> 01:13:22,356
He wants to convert.
1281
01:13:22,857 --> 01:13:25,776
He took classes with Rabbis
1282
01:13:26,611 --> 01:13:30,364
Backpacks and Rabbits
sitting across the table from each other?
1283
01:13:30,448 --> 01:13:33,951
That's like every New Yorker cartoon
put together.
1284
01:13:35,661 --> 01:13:37,663
- I'm happy for you
- thank you
1285
01:13:38,706 --> 01:13:43,210
It's just that, I've never had money before
and I want some.
1286
01:13:43,878 --> 01:13:45,630
There are things you want I bought it.
1287
01:13:45,713 --> 01:13:46,714
[melodramatic music]
1288
01:13:46,797 --> 01:13:50,551
Things I've never told anyone
about before
1289
01:13:51,719 --> 01:13:53,179
What is it like, George?
1290
01:13:55,014 --> 01:13:58,893
I want to rent out all the new Kia Sorento.
1291
01:13:59,936 --> 01:14:02,271
I want to buy ThunderShirt.
1292
01:14:02,647 --> 01:14:06,651
This is a shirt that you pack a dog
who is panicking,
1293
01:14:06,734 --> 01:14:10,821
and dogs stop panicking,
mostly.
1295
01:14:15,159 --> 01:14:18,371
Two things I want...
1296
01:14:20,831 --> 01:14:24,001
Oh, George, I don't know. <
1297
01:14:24,377 --> 01:14:26,253
How can I tell anyone?
1298
01:14:26,921 --> 01:14:32,301
Growing up in my family,
Boys don't rent Sorentos.
1299
01:14:32,385 --> 01:14:35,054
Because Kia isn't a car brand.
1300
01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:39,141
It's like a brand recently.
I don't know
1301
01:14:39,225 --> 01:14:43,104
Alright, I'll do too much tuna
in New York One with you
1302
01:14:43,187 --> 01:14:44,605
Alright , Gil...
1303
01:14:45,648 --> 01:14:46,899
But wait a minute.
1304
01:14:47,483 --> 01:14:49,902
You leave the park so fast.
1305
01:14:50,695 --> 01:14:52,655
Is everything okay with Lisa?
1306
01:14:53,656 --> 01:14:55,992
George, I just got a text message.
1307
01:14:56,367 --> 01:15:00,204
It turns out that Lisa is the navel
with a thief's mask!
1308
01:15:02,331 --> 01:15:04,208
- again?
- Thrice!
1312
01:15:18,806 --> 01:15:24,186
New York One, number one
channel chronologically!
1313
01:15:40,478 --> 01:15:26,981
[high note]
1314
01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:34,405
We are now at the midpoint of Act One.
1315
01:15:36,282 --> 01:15:41,328
At this time in the drama,
we will add surreal ballet.
1316
01:15:41,412 --> 01:15:43,831
Well, this is hoping to win
1321
01:15:56,969 --> 01:15:59,638
who will take you and us
1322
01:15:59,722 --> 01:16:02,850
walk, walk, get out of our comfort zone.
1323
01:16:07,646 --> 01:16:10,691
This dance is choreographed
by an old Asian woman
1324
01:16:10,775 --> 01:16:13,277
doing tai chi in Prospect Park.
1325
01:16:14,361 --> 01:16:20,785
George and Gil descend the stairs
like two walking Swastika.
1326
01:16:22,161 --> 01:16:27,124
We are now at the
cemetery that you saw on the way to LaGuardia.
1327
01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:32,171
[making airplane sounds]
1328
01:16:34,590 --> 01:16:37,510
We saw Ed Koch's tomb
1329
01:16:38,010 --> 01:16:39,970
The grave of Ed Koch,
1330
01:16:40,054 --> 01:16:43,432
a symbol of a dead New York.
1331
01:16:43,516 --> 01:16:48,229
But from LaGuardia,
we see the beautiful horizon of New York
1332
01:16:48,312 --> 01:16:51,941
with the phallus of the father's light
from the Empire State Building.
1333
01:16:52,024 --> 01:16:57,613
Do it
and the nipples of the mother
from the San Remo apartment tower.
1334
01:16:58,030 --> 01:17:00,991
Oh, my God, look at the audience
get everything turned on
1335
01:17:01,075 --> 01:17:03,994
Like they were in regional production
from Chicago
1336
01:17:04,787 --> 01:17:08,541
The front row is trying to hide their anger
under the dry iceberg.
1337
01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:11,168
You know, this is not a sex show.
1338
01:17:11,252 --> 01:17:14,797
- This is primal art.
- this is prehistoric
1339
01:17:16,132 --> 01:17:19,176
Mother's father.
1340
01:17:19,260 --> 01:17:22,138
Mother's father.
1341
01:17:22,221 --> 01:17:25,141
Mother's father.
1342
01:17:25,224 --> 01:17:26,976
And dear?
1343
01:17:29,103 --> 01:17:32,189
We see baby tuna,
we have to go there
1344
01:17:33,649 --> 01:17:36,110
We go to care for our tuna baby, but...
1345
01:17:36,193 --> 01:17:38,529
[tuna laughs]
1346
01:17:38,612 --> 01:17:40,281
The baby is a devil.
1347
01:17:40,364 --> 01:17:42,533
The baby is possessed by a demon
1348
01:17:42,616 --> 01:17:45,452
like when Mia Farrow
has that bad child
1349
01:17:45,870 --> 01:17:47,580
- Soon-Yi? /> - Right.
1350
01:17:48,289 --> 01:17:51,834
After Soon-Yi's solid fire, we run away.
1351
01:17:52,710 --> 01:17:56,172
- Gil, where are you
- Where is my friend George?
1352
01:17:56,255 --> 01:17:59,675
Gil, save yourself
Fly away.
1353
01:17:59,758 --> 01:18:03,470
Oh no.
I don't need to fly.
I'll run away with you.
It's okay.
1354
01:18:03,554 --> 01:18:08,309
You remember, if you believe,
you can fly!
1355
01:18:08,392 --> 01:18:10,311
George, I'm not really attached.
1356
01:18:10,394 --> 01:18:13,272
This isn't a good idea.
Damn, no.
I won't do it.
1357
01:18:13,355 --> 01:18:16,275
I saw too much production
Spider-Man where a man died.
1358
01:18:16,358 --> 01:18:17,776
I didn't do it.
1359
01:18:18,194 --> 01:18:23,073
Good.
Gil and George are now safe
from monster tuna.
1360
01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:28,370
[roars]
1361
01:18:30,164 --> 01:18:35,753
[both] It looks expensive.
1362
01:18:35,878 --> 01:18:38,505
[cackling]
1363
01:18:42,134 --> 01:18:47,598
That Too Much Tuna...
1364
01:18:47,681 --> 01:18:50,517
trademark.
1365
01:18:54,355 --> 01:18:57,650
There are so many production values.
1366
01:18:59,151 --> 01:19:02,821
George and Gil are now really dizzy
so they kneel.
1367
01:19:02,905 --> 01:19:06,033
And then a bridge poses,
and then Martha Graham,
1368
01:19:06,116 --> 01:19:07,993
and then we lie down.
1369
01:19:09,286 --> 01:19:13,874
[applause]
1372
01:19:26,553 --> 01:19:27,930
Ravi.
1373
01:19:28,305 --> 01:19:29,682
Ravi.
1374
01:19:30,140 --> 01:19:31,558
This is George.
1375
01:19:32,184 --> 01:19:33,769
I'm on the floor.
1376
01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:36,689
My blood sugar is crashing.
1377
01:19:37,022 --> 01:19:41,777
Can you take me?
Ferrero Rocher chocolate?
1378
01:19:42,486 --> 01:19:46,282
Or Lindt Lindor truffles?
1379
01:19:47,032 --> 01:19:50,452
My favorite taste is blue.
1380
01:19:54,832 --> 01:19:58,544
Ravi, this is Gil Faizon, fascinated I'm sure.
1381
01:19:59,086 --> 01:20:00,963
Will you go to bodega for me?
1382
01:20:01,046 --> 01:20:04,800
and get me a box
from cereal Kashi's best friend?
1383
01:20:05,384 --> 01:20:09,138
The tallest and most dusty box
you can find.
1384
01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:12,141
Ravi.
1385
01:20:12,683 --> 01:20:14,852
This is George, I'm on the floor.
1386
01:20:15,519 --> 01:20:18,230
I want you to go to Just Salad,
1387
01:20:19,106 --> 01:20:22,735
at like, 1 pm
when they are busiest.
1388
01:20:23,319 --> 01:20:27,781
And just on line and become like,
"Now, let's see, how does it work?"
1389
01:20:33,037 --> 01:20:34,663
Ravi, this is Gil Faizon.
1390
01:20:34,747 --> 01:20:38,584
Will you go to Chipotle
and get a big bowl of Ebola?
1391
01:20:40,836 --> 01:20:42,796
Ravi!
1392
01:20:43,422 --> 01:20:46,967
Will you go to any pizza place
in New York
1393
01:20:47,051 --> 01:20:51,430
and bring me the most blazing sun
headshot of Danny Aiello? <
1394
01:20:57,478 --> 01:21:00,356
1395
01:21:01,065 --> 01:21:03,442
Ravi, this is Gil Faizon, fascinated,
I'm on the floor.
1396
01:21:03,525 --> 01:21:06,278
Will you go to Magnolia Bakery
1397
01:21:06,362 --> 01:21:08,030
as shown in Sex and the City
walking tour
1398
01:21:13,535 --> 01:21:15,204
and just opening fire?
1399
01:21:15,954 --> 01:21:20,376
Ravi!
1400
01:21:24,797 --> 01:21:27,466
Will you go to Long Island City, Queens,
Because I don't want to.
1401
01:21:27,549 --> 01:21:29,343
OK, the nap time is over.
1402
01:21:29,426 --> 01:21:31,512
Going fast.
1403
01:21:32,930 --> 01:21:36,892
One year later.
1404
01:21:37,351 --> 01:21:40,896
George and Gil is in New York One
and lives on top of the world.
1405
01:21:40,979 --> 01:21:43,357
Gil can't stand
because he has a polenta body.
1406
01:21:43,440 --> 01:21:46,693
Meaning, everything is united
1407
01:21:47,027 --> 01:21:50,948
Gil now stands like a toddler
on YouTube videos
1408
01:21:52,449 --> 01:21:54,618
Flash forward, one year later.
1409
01:21:54,701 --> 01:21:58,455
Too Many Tuna is a big hit show
throughout Tri State Area,
1410
01:21:58,539 --> 01:22:01,125
and George and Gil
live a high life.
1411
01:22:01,208 --> 01:22:04,753
They can get a table at La Famiglia
Pizza in port of authority
1412
01:22:04,837 --> 01:22:06,213
whenever they want
1413
01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:11,176
George finally was able to
to fly JetBlue Mint
1414
01:22:11,260 --> 01:22:14,096
from JFK to LaGuardia.
1415
01:22:15,431 --> 01:22:19,268
And Gil fulfilled his dream long life
try biscotti,
1416
01:22:19,351 --> 01:22:21,061
and it's not worth doing.
1417
01:22:23,647 --> 01:22:25,274
George comes back in
1418
01:22:25,357 --> 01:22:30,487
in a view that can only be explained
as safari pussy.
1419
01:22:31,655 --> 01:22:33,157
[techno music]
1420
01:22:36,869 --> 01:22:41,123
We are now at the company location
and successful Too Much Tuna.
1421
01:22:41,206 --> 01:22:44,293
God, people treat me in a different way
Now I'm famous.
1422
01:22:44,376 --> 01:22:49,047
It's like a sudden, jewelry shop
Have a bathroom that I can use.
1423
01:22:49,882 --> 01:22:51,758
Hey, what's up, everyone?
1424
01:22:52,217 --> 01:22:54,511
- Hey, grandma's room
- Oh, hi.
1425
01:22:55,554 --> 01:22:58,348
Oh, good you have a craft service
what I like
1426
01:22:58,432 --> 01:23:01,143
Watermelon in the fridge
for three weeks,
1427
01:23:01,226 --> 01:23:03,937
so that when you eat it,
It's like spicy.
1428
01:23:05,022 --> 01:23:06,899
Hey, Gil, let's take a photo of the press.
1429
01:23:06,982 --> 01:23:08,150
[camera click]
1430
01:23:08,317 --> 01:23:10,986
We will be on the cover
from Wired magazine
1431
01:23:11,069 --> 01:23:13,155
because anyone can.
1432
01:23:14,198 --> 01:23:15,908
Things really change.
1433
01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:18,452
Do you know that black high school
I live?
1434
01:23:18,535 --> 01:23:21,955
Ordinary kids scream ,
"Hey, shiboy fruity booty" or
1435
01:23:22,039 --> 01:23:24,500
"Look at that bastard looking away."
1436
01:23:25,626 --> 01:23:28,462
Now when I'm passing by,
they all just grumble and scream,
1437
01:23:29,129 --> 01:23:31,256
"Wheat-cream Nigga gets a TV show."
1438
01:23:32,299 --> 01:23:34,593
Alright, let's work, everything.
1439
01:23:34,676 --> 01:23:36,512
Now our mascot has arrived.
1440
01:23:36,595 --> 01:23:40,891
- Hey, what's up, Tony?
- Hello, Tony Tuna, how's your weekend?
1441
01:23:40,974 --> 01:23:43,644
Oh, my God, he uses it again.
1442
01:23:44,394 --> 01:23:47,231
I don't want to say anything
But he won't go to the meeting again.
1443
01:23:47,314 --> 01:23:48,357
Jesus!
1444
01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:51,318
That's his new girlfriend.
He helped him do cocaine.
1445
01:23:51,401 --> 01:23:53,403
- Because he doesn't have a weapon.
- Who, Tony?
1446
01:23:53,487 --> 01:23:55,656
- No, he's a sandwich with eyeball.
- [telephone ring]
1447
01:23:56,823 --> 01:23:58,867
- Oh, hello?
- Oh, hello?
1448
01:24:00,494 --> 01:24:03,413
What?
No, New York One,
please, it's unacceptable
1449
01:24:03,497 --> 01:24:06,041
Apa?
Ini bukan ponsel?
1450
01:24:08,502 --> 01:24:11,505
Did you hear what New York One
will appear on our show?
1451
01:24:11,588 --> 01:24:15,968
They want to turn us into a clam show
called "That & apos; s A Lot-o Clamato" ?
1452
01:24:16,385 --> 01:24:18,095
That is a terrible title.
1453
01:24:18,178 --> 01:24:22,140
I will call it, "You Got Clam Juice,
You are White Trash Idiot."
1454
01:24:24,142 --> 01:24:25,519
George, uh,
1455
01:24:25,602 --> 01:24:28,522
I don't know if you remember
But I said, I have to be Gil,
1456
01:24:28,605 --> 01:24:32,651
I have to get out of this rat race
I won't work for Clamato.
1457
01:24:32,734 --> 01:24:34,152
So none of us will do it.
1458
01:24:34,653 --> 01:24:37,948
Gil, we will face the president
from New York One,
1459
01:24:38,031 --> 01:24:40,784
and tell him our integrity
not for sale
1460
01:24:40,867 --> 01:24:43,579
Great!
So let's take the subway, which is 4-5?
1461
01:24:43,662 --> 01:24:47,040
No, let's go up R then the way.
1462
01:24:47,457 --> 01:24:48,625
Shake!
1463
01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:49,751
[dramatic music]
1464
01:24:56,425 --> 01:24:58,635
The climax of the game.
1465
01:24:59,136 --> 01:25:03,849
We are now in luxury, billion dollars
New York One headquarters.
1466
01:25:04,349 --> 01:25:05,809
Ada glass trophy case,
1467
01:25:05,892 --> 01:25:09,146
filled with Xeroxes
from other Emmy Awards.
1468
01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:11,440
- George...
- Gil and...
1469
01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:14,192
Gil and George,
armed with their integrity,
1470
01:25:14,276 --> 01:25:18,071
- ready to fight with the evil one...
- George, please, I just need...
1472
01:25:20,365 --> 01:25:23,619
who, tonight,
in a very special treat for us,
1473
01:25:23,702 --> 01:25:25,203
and for everyone here,
1474
01:25:25,287 --> 01:25:29,666
played by Broadway legends,
Mr. Matthew Broderick!
1475
01:25:30,417 --> 01:25:32,210
- Holding!
- Holding?
Shit!
1476
01:25:32,294 --> 01:25:35,297
Matthew, no
Don't come out
We are detained.
1477
01:25:35,380 --> 01:25:36,590
What does it hold?
1478
01:25:36,673 --> 01:25:38,216
I have to go to the bathroom.
1479
01:25:38,300 --> 01:25:41,595
- No, you will hold it.
- I have been holding it since Steve Martin.
1480
01:25:42,763 --> 01:25:44,723
Please.
Please, don't do this to us, okay?
1481
01:25:44,806 --> 01:25:47,017
You are an adult
You can control your stomach.
1482
01:25:47,100 --> 01:25:48,894
No, this is pointed.
1483
01:25:49,186 --> 01:25:50,604
[audience laughs]
1484
01:25:54,149 --> 01:25:56,026
Can we rest?
1485
01:25:56,109 --> 01:25:58,195
No!
No damn breaks!
1486
01:25:58,278 --> 01:26:00,197
They spoil the flow of the show.
1487
01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:03,950
Will you stop the Super Bowl
halfway to do a lot bullshit?
1488
01:26:07,162 --> 01:26:09,956
You don't go
to go to the bathroom
1489
01:26:18,048 --> 01:26:20,717
[soft moans]
1490
01:26:20,801 --> 01:26:22,219
OK, I'm not...
1491
01:26:23,637 --> 01:26:26,056
I don't need to go
to the bathroom again
1492
01:26:26,890 --> 01:26:29,226
Kemari.
Let me talk a little with you.
Come here.
1493
01:26:29,309 --> 01:26:32,270
Apakah Anda hanya mengambil kotoran
di korduroi acara Anda?
1494
01:26:32,354 --> 01:26:35,190
Are you just taking shit
in your show corduroy?
1495
01:26:35,273 --> 01:26:36,775
No!
1496
01:26:36,858 --> 01:26:38,276
Damn it!
1497
01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:40,320
We don't have double that of them !
1498
01:26:40,862 --> 01:26:42,364
Lights, Ravi.
1499
01:26:42,739 --> 01:26:43,782
What?
1500
01:26:46,076 --> 01:26:48,370
George Reddington
don't want to turn on the lights
1501
01:26:48,453 --> 01:26:50,330
I'm no longer George Reddington .
1502
01:26:50,414 --> 01:26:52,999
I am George St. Geegland
and you are Gil Faizon,
1503
01:26:53,083 --> 01:26:55,502
and this is finished
because you ruin it
1504
01:26:56,002 --> 01:26:58,672
Matthew Broderick
is waiting right behind that door.
1505
01:26:58,755 --> 01:27:01,091
Waiting to come out and act,
and you ruin it!
1506
01:27:01,174 --> 01:27:03,051
George, I'm Peter Pan.
1507
01:27:03,135 --> 01:27:06,805
I don't know when I will grow up
> or when I'm going to the bathroom
1508
01:27:06,888 --> 01:27:09,683
That's what fascinated me so much, I'm sure.
1509
01:27:11,184 --> 01:27:14,771
Unless you're not charming, Gil.
1510
01:27:14,938 --> 01:27:17,733
Richard Dreyfuss, he charming.
1511
01:27:18,191 --> 01:27:20,444
But you're not a fool.
1512
01:27:20,527 --> 01:27:24,781
I don't believe CBS people
want to give you a job through that voice!
1513
01:27:28,285 --> 01:27:29,703
What did you just say?
1514
01:27:31,663 --> 01:27:33,081
N-no
1515
01:27:33,457 --> 01:27:36,460
You're only saying that CBS wants me
for magic work?
1516
01:27:37,210 --> 01:27:40,756
No, I'm just delirious.
1517
01:27:42,007 --> 01:27:43,759
I am very sick.
1518
01:27:44,801 --> 01:27:48,680
It won't work for me.
I know it's sheep's blood.
1519
01:27:57,814 --> 01:28:00,776
Alright, if I were you,
I would just drop this right now.
1520
01:28:00,859 --> 01:28:04,654
How can I drop this, George?
It's an opportunity that changed my life.
1521
01:28:04,738 --> 01:28:08,450
Just drop it, before I have it
to start shouting revelation.
1522
01:28:08,533 --> 01:28:10,827
- I can handle it
- You ordered it!
1523
01:28:10,911 --> 01:28:13,455
You ordered a CBS voice over job!
You ordered it!
1524
01:28:13,538 --> 01:28:16,625
And I took the message
and I lied to you!
1525
01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:20,462
I lied to my best friend
and I love every second!
1526
01:28:21,588 --> 01:28:23,632
Is that what you want to hear , huh?
1527
01:28:26,301 --> 01:28:29,012
Do you want to hear it
how messed up am I inside?
1528
01:28:35,811 --> 01:28:37,229
Who took
1529
01:28:38,814 --> 01:28:40,440
- Why is that important?
- George ?
1530
01:28:41,191 --> 01:28:44,611
At least I told me,
1531
01:28:45,070 --> 01:28:48,448
who climbed CBS higher
responded?
1532
01:28:49,741 --> 01:28:51,993
The first or the second, George?
1533
01:28:53,370 --> 01:28:56,790
Just because I know
how much you appreciate feedback
1534
01:28:58,959 --> 01:29:02,838
Most of the higher rises
respond to the first take.
1535
01:29:03,797 --> 01:29:07,634
This is [high tone] CBS, baby!
1536
01:29:07,717 --> 01:29:09,803
You go too big
You go too big
1537
01:29:09,886 --> 01:29:12,764
Kamu selalu pergi terlalu besar
Anda akan mempermalukan diri sendiri.
1538
01:29:12,848 --> 01:29:16,017
- And I protect you
- Protect me, from what?
1539
01:29:16,101 --> 01:29:19,354
I am the strongest actor in New York,
Your words.
1540
01:29:22,816 --> 01:29:25,569
I lie to you, Gil.
1541
01:29:25,652 --> 01:29:27,737
[crowd awes]
1542
01:29:29,239 --> 01:29:33,618
You think you are the strongest actor
in New York?
1543
01:29:34,494 --> 01:29:37,247
There are seven people in front of you.
1544
01:29:38,123 --> 01:29:41,001
one name
- Bobby Cannavale, Stanley Tucci,
1545
01:29:41,084 --> 01:29:42,627
Oliver Platt, Liev Schreiber,
1546
01:29:42,711 --> 01:29:44,921
Vincent D & apos; Onofrio,
Nathan Lane, Griffin Dunne.
1547
01:29:45,005 --> 01:29:47,757
No, excuse me.
Griffin Dunne isn't based in New York.
1548
01:29:47,841 --> 01:29:49,884
What are you saying?
1549
01:29:51,261 --> 01:29:54,139
Oh sorry me,
Because the last time I checked,
1550
01:29:54,222 --> 01:29:56,641
Griffin Dunne lives in Rhinebeck
1551
01:29:56,725 --> 01:30:01,187
and can be in Manhattan
in one hour and 15 minutes!
1552
01:30:01,271 --> 01:30:04,608
And every damn casting director
in town knows that,
1553
01:30:04,691 --> 01:30:06,860
How dare you pretend not?
1554
01:30:07,110 --> 01:30:09,988
How dare you pretend not to know
1555
01:30:10,071 --> 01:30:12,657
Griffin Dunne's residence?
1556
01:30:19,205 --> 01:30:20,749
No no.
1557
01:30:22,459 --> 01:30:23,877
George, if you...
1558
01:30:23,960 --> 01:30:25,462
[groans]
1559
01:30:28,006 --> 01:30:30,550
If you don't apologize
for me now, then,
1560
01:30:30,634 --> 01:30:33,053
I'm walking, the game is over!
1561
01:30:45,398 --> 01:30:47,233
If you have ordered the job,
1562
01:30:48,109 --> 01:30:50,362
we will hang out for less.
1563
01:30:52,238 --> 01:30:54,449
I never apologized.
1564
01:30:56,701 --> 01:30:58,620
Then I think I'll say goodbye.
1565
01:31:05,960 --> 01:31:07,045
Goodbye.
1566
01:31:09,506 --> 01:31:11,049
Thank you for coming to the show.
1567
01:31:11,633 --> 01:31:13,473
So glad you guys
are holding hands like that.
1568
01:31:13,510 --> 01:31:15,512
You don't have to stop holding hands.
1569
01:31:16,012 --> 01:31:19,349
My guess is, you made a choice
to hold old hands,
1570
01:31:19,432 --> 01:31:21,993
and then you are like, "How do we violate
hands holding this hand?"
1571
01:31:25,313 --> 01:31:26,523
See you
1572
01:31:26,606 --> 01:31:29,984
I look outside in the crowd, I thought
Ruth is dating Bill Clinton.
1573
01:31:41,663 --> 01:31:43,623
Goodbye, thank you for coming.
Sorry.
1574
01:31:43,707 --> 01:31:46,835
Goodbye.
Steve, an honor, really.
1575
01:31:46,918 --> 01:31:48,002
Goodbye.
1576
01:31:48,753 --> 01:31:50,505
- How old are you?
- sixteen
1577
01:31:50,588 --> 01:31:52,674
- sixteen
What about you?
- I was only 14 years old.
1578
01:31:52,757 --> 01:31:56,177
You're only 14?
Do you like all this?
1579
01:32:01,599 --> 01:32:02,851
[Gil] Goodbye
1580
01:32:05,270 --> 01:32:09,107
But I guess I'm will miss you very much,
mezzanine and balcony!
1581
01:32:09,691 --> 01:32:13,153
[applause]
1583
01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:28,668
Wait, Gil, wait.
1584
01:32:30,170 --> 01:32:32,630
Go kiss your girlfriend, you fag.
Fuck you
1585
01:32:32,714 --> 01:32:34,549
You know what, I don't need you.
1588
01:32:38,344 --> 01:32:41,598
- Well, tell me, how does the toaster work?
- Gremlins
1589
01:32:42,766 --> 01:32:45,143
You know what,
we don't need each other.
1591
01:32:48,104 --> 01:32:51,191
Ladies and gentlemen,
please enjoy Gil Faizon's new program
1592
01:32:51,274 --> 01:32:52,734
that he wrote himself,
1593
01:32:52,817 --> 01:32:55,737
Oh, hello and welcome
to Gilspeare In The Park.
1596
01:33:00,033 --> 01:33:02,202
and as Juliet,
We have Lisa, raccoon.
1597
01:33:02,285 --> 01:33:04,913
Oh, my sweet Juliet died.
1598
01:33:04,996 --> 01:33:07,499
I shouldn't check it out
if he just sleeps
1599
01:33:07,582 --> 01:33:09,542
I think I'll also kill myself.
1600
01:33:09,626 --> 01:33:12,921
No one else says it, but Shakespeare
is a damn hack, okay?
1601
01:33:14,005 --> 01:33:16,674
Yes, hello, ASPCA?
1602
01:33:16,758 --> 01:33:17,967
Hi, I wonder.
1603
01:33:18,051 --> 01:33:22,347
Who am I calling, if I know men adult
who fucks raccoons?
1604
01:33:23,389 --> 01:33:25,892
Oh, is that 3-1-1 for?
Oh okay.
1605
01:33:26,851 --> 01:33:32,398
♪ I just met a raccoon named Lisa ♪
1606
01:33:32,982 --> 01:33:36,361
Hey, young lady , you're 14?
1607
01:33:36,444 --> 01:33:39,447
What is Steely Dan's favorite album?
1608
01:33:40,073 --> 01:33:42,951
What, you don't know much?
About Steely Dan?
1609
01:33:43,034 --> 01:33:44,077
Ha ha ha.
1610
01:33:44,160 --> 01:33:45,954
Hey, ha, ha.
1611
01:33:46,079 --> 01:33:51,876
Hey, you all don't know much
about Steely And?
1612
01:33:51,960 --> 01:33:54,838
Because of a bunch of games...
Damn it!
1613
01:33:56,089 --> 01:33:59,342
Hey, Ravi, what are you doing
After the show, you want to hang out?
1614
01:33:59,425 --> 01:34:01,886
We can go to your boarding room
at NYU Tisch
1615
01:34:01,970 --> 01:34:04,597
and talk about gender loyalty.
1616
01:34:05,890 --> 01:34:08,268
[Gil] Oh, no
Gosh.
1617
01:34:08,393 --> 01:34:09,936
[shrill]
1618
01:34:12,897 --> 01:34:16,860
[ George] originally 1964
Fiddler on the roof of the curtain.
1619
01:34:16,943 --> 01:34:19,279
[Gil] Apakah kita memiliki ini sepanjang waktu?
1620
01:34:20,572 --> 01:34:21,614
[George] Faizon
1621
01:34:22,198 --> 01:34:23,616
Random to see you here.
1622
01:34:24,075 --> 01:34:26,286
[Gil] What's up, G St. G,
how is your call?
1623
01:34:26,369 --> 01:34:29,205
They are good.
Make lots of friends in the audience.
1624
01:34:31,291 --> 01:34:33,042
There is no one out there for me.
1625
01:34:34,419 --> 01:34:37,881
The world just passed me.
1626
01:34:38,423 --> 01:34:41,259
Like I have a clipboard for gay rights.
1627
01:34:41,718 --> 01:34:43,261
[audience laughs]
1628
01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:53,354
Yeah, well the band called me
and said I can't make raccoons anymore.
1629
01:35:00,653 --> 01:35:02,780
This game is a disaster.
1630
01:35:02,864 --> 01:35:06,451
You are aware of the audience
don't even know who Steely Dan is.
1631
01:35:06,910 --> 01:35:08,703
They know the name Steely Dan.
1632
01:35:08,786 --> 01:35:11,497
[both] But they don't know specifically.
1633
01:35:12,206 --> 01:35:15,335
- Even Ravi blew me.
- Dear Ravi
1634
01:35:15,418 --> 01:35:16,961
I'm too
1636
01:35:20,048 --> 01:35:23,426
- Ravi, hey, that's George.
- And Gil, fascinated I'm sure.
1637
01:35:23,509 --> 01:35:25,637
Ravi, we just talked.
1638
01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:28,890
I hate thinking of what I think
is our funny banter,
1640
01:35:32,101 --> 01:35:34,604
If yes, we are very sorry.
1641
01:35:34,938 --> 01:35:37,440
Please lift
Fiddler curtains?
1642
01:35:38,858 --> 01:35:39,901
Thank you.
1643
01:35:39,984 --> 01:35:41,819
Ravi, you're a good man.
1644
01:35:41,903 --> 01:35:46,407
Ravi, you know the letter do you need
for credit of course on your internship?
1645
01:35:47,951 --> 01:35:50,787
We are very busy now.
1647
01:35:55,750 --> 01:35:57,085
Limit, human
1648
01:36:00,254 --> 01:36:01,297
Gil?
1649
01:36:02,048 --> 01:36:06,970
I am very sorry that I lied to you
a life-changing voice opportunity,
1650
01:36:07,053 --> 01:36:09,430
and then intimidated you for 40 years.
1651
01:36:10,807 --> 01:36:15,728
George, I am very sorry br /> that I really didn't make a mistake.
1652
01:36:17,230 --> 01:36:18,856
One day, I will forgive you.
1653
01:36:20,650 --> 01:36:22,068
[audience] Woo!
1654
01:36:22,151 --> 01:36:25,530
[applause]
1655
01:36:27,782 --> 01:36:31,077
Gil Faizon, will you respect me,
1656
01:36:31,577 --> 01:36:34,998
perform with me
the last scene of this drama,
1657
01:36:35,415 --> 01:36:36,874
as written
1658
01:36:40,253 --> 01:36:41,379
Alright.
1659
01:36:41,462 --> 01:36:42,714
[smooth jazz drama]
1660
01:36:42,797 --> 01:36:43,881
Meep meep.
1661
01:36:48,136 --> 01:36:50,930
Flash forward, Christmas time.
1662
01:36:51,806 --> 01:36:56,185
We go back to Gil and George
great New York City midtown restaurant,
1663
01:36:56,477 --> 01:37:00,565
but a lot of time has passed,
everything is different now
1664
01:37:01,024 --> 01:37:04,277
Familiar atmosphere,
but something went wrong
1665
01:37:04,652 --> 01:37:07,196
Like when your housekeeper
brought his child
1666
01:37:13,202 --> 01:37:16,914
Gil and George haven't seen
each other for years.
1667
01:37:18,416 --> 01:37:22,378
Gil's been often hang out
with Tony Tuna lately.
1668
01:37:22,462 --> 01:37:25,173
Even though Tony
got in and out of rehab, but...
1669
01:37:25,798 --> 01:37:27,300
Gil didn't judge him.
1670
01:37:27,800 --> 01:37:29,927
Because I was one
selling cocaine
1671
01:37:32,346 --> 01:37:36,684
Oh, no, it's okay, maid.
I have my own chair.
1672
01:37:39,687 --> 01:37:40,938
Excuse me.
1673
01:37:41,814 --> 01:37:46,027
Has anyone ever told you?
that you look so terrible like Gil Stone?
1674
01:37:46,110 --> 01:37:48,821
Yes, sometimes I understand.
[chuckles]
1675
01:37:51,657 --> 01:37:53,743
- George?
- George Reddington
1676
01:37:54,410 --> 01:37:58,164
- We've been...
- [both] roommates for 40 years.
1677
01:37:59,415 --> 01:38:02,460
Tony Tuna is here
He has a mustache now.
1678
01:38:02,543 --> 01:38:04,295
To show that time has passed.
1679
01:38:06,756 --> 01:38:08,382
Wow, Gil Stone.
1680
01:38:08,466 --> 01:38:12,637
Hey, you remember years ago
When we deal with Matthew Broderick
1681
01:38:12,720 --> 01:38:15,306
who is still waiting
right behind that door
1682
01:38:16,057 --> 01:38:19,227
And look now,
you are in Hollywood and you are a big star.
1684
01:38:22,563 --> 01:38:26,275
where am I Play the secret agent
trying to protect his family called,
1685
01:38:26,359 --> 01:38:29,112
"How dare you steal my daughter?"
1686
01:38:36,536 --> 01:38:39,747
But me?
You, you are number one
novelist in America
1687
01:38:40,164 --> 01:38:45,962
I guess the vampire series my young adult,
Dracula skateboarding went pretty well.
1688
01:38:46,337 --> 01:38:50,341
It's pretty good, 15 million copies
in one day it's not too shabby.
1689
01:38:50,424 --> 01:38:53,344
Yes, but most of those teenagers
only bought the book
1690
01:38:53,427 --> 01:38:56,305
because in it,
I explained how to make a bomb.
1691
01:38:57,807 --> 01:38:58,808
[keys]
1692
01:39:01,561 --> 01:39:04,647
- Is that your new novel?
- this?
No.
1693
01:39:05,064 --> 01:39:07,024
A new game that I am running.
1694
01:39:07,817 --> 01:39:10,069
Frankly, it's about me and you.
1695
01:39:10,153 --> 01:39:14,532
Well, Tony Tuna and Too Much Tuna
and raccoons,
1696
01:39:15,324 --> 01:39:17,201
and find your way in the world.
1697
01:39:27,962 --> 01:39:31,674
George, this is the best game
I've read
1698
01:39:32,258 --> 01:39:33,426
Terima kasih.
1699
01:39:33,926 --> 01:39:36,888
- I guess I only have one question.
- Of course.
1700
01:39:38,598 --> 01:39:40,224
What is the end?
1702
01:39:51,152 --> 01:39:52,695
New York City.
1703
01:39:53,696 --> 01:39:55,281
One million people.
1704
01:39:59,160 --> 01:40:01,454
One million stories are different.
1705
01:40:02,330 --> 01:40:06,167
And that doesn't even count...
commuters.
1706
01:40:09,921 --> 01:40:12,882
Oh, servants, I will....
1707
01:40:15,801 --> 01:40:20,848
Well, I'll have two more
root beer, please
1708
01:40:24,644 --> 01:40:27,396
[applause]
1709
01:40:33,319 --> 01:40:36,781
[music]
1710
01:40:48,251 --> 01:40:49,877
Ravi at the booth.
1711
01:40:50,253 --> 01:40:52,672
Mr. Steve Martin.
1712
01:40:59,011 --> 01:41:01,305
♪ Cocaine ♪
1713
01:41:01,722 --> 01:41:04,976
♪ We both love cocaine ♪
1714
01:41:06,018 --> 01:41:07,895
Big
It was very fun.
1715
01:41:07,979 --> 01:41:11,065
- Can you get some slices?
- Get one for yourself.
1716
01:41:11,816 --> 01:41:13,401
- Pizza do you want?
- Good pizza
1717
01:41:13,484 --> 01:41:14,902
You want pizza
1718
01:41:38,884 --> 01:41:44,223
♪ Rosalie is sweet
She works on five and a dime ♪
1719
01:41:47,059 --> 01:41:52,189
♪ The train returns to Hackensack
With rosemary wine ♪
1720
01:41:52,940 --> 01:41:56,402
♪ Yo deeedle doe dee ♪
1721
01:41:57,069 --> 01:41:58,946
♪ Cocaine!
1722
01:41:59,363 --> 01:42:03,242
♪ We're the same- Like cocaine ♪