1
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"You dwell in my heart."

2
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"Whether its dusk or dawn."

3
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"Whether in light or darkness."

4
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"You're always with me."

5
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It was my mother's dying wish..

6
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..to take the entire ‘Bhajan Mandli‘
group along with their family..

7
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..on a trip to Badrinath.

8
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Please do come.

9
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Of course.

10
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Please join us on the trip..

11
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..and pray for my mother's soul.

12
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Why do souls become
restless after they die?

13
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I mean, once you're dead
it's the end of all problems.

14
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Why become restless?

15
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That's not it.

16
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Suppose the deceased
has a unfulfilled wish.

17
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Then his son will fulfil it.

18
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You won't go on the trip.

19
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Get that.

20
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Her mother was in the
hospital for two years.

21
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And he didn't even
come take a look.

22
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He was making dollars in America.

23
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This charade is for the world.

24
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Not for his mother's soul.

25
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No need to look so depressed..

26
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..you won't get an off.

27
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Get that.

28
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Just one idol left!

29
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By the way,
where's the trip headed?

30
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I can't believe
you're coming with us.

31
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The children are so happy.

32
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She thinks I'm going
for beholding the Lord.

33
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"Krishna; Krishna; Hare; Hare."

34
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"Hare Rama; Hare Krishna"

35
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"Krishna; Krishna; Hare; Hare."

36
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Where is he?

37
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A dozen of pot-bellied Ganesh idols.

38
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What!

39
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And those 250 a peice Krishnas.

40
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Eight of those brawny Hanumans.

41
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What are you saying?
- And five of those 'Sherawali'.

42
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The lady sitting on the tiger.

43
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What's the total?

44
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Three dozen, sir.
- Three dozen, right!

45
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Then, three Sai Babas bonus.
- What?

46
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They are in a big demand.

47
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Send it to the white
Volvo parked there. - Okay.

48
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Great, wine shop.

49
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"Hare Rama; Hare Krishna."

50
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What did you give him?

51
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Give me too.

52
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Funny people, they're distributing
alcohol like holy water.

53
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What's that?

54
00:06:05,792 --> 00:06:06,917
What should I say?

55
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Water of Ganges.
- Yes, yes.

56
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Oh, give me some.

57
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Why is it so bitter?

58
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Because the Ganges is polluted.

59
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Oh!
- Yes.

60
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"Hare Rama; Hare Krishna."

61
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"Krishna;
Krishna; Hare; Hare." - Mother.

62
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"Hare Rama; Hare Krishna."

63
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"Krishna; Krishna; Hare; Hare."

64
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Apologise. They were fasting.

65
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Hello.
- We were fasting.

66
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And you gave us alcohol.

67
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Alcohol is permitted in fasts.

68
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It's made from sugarcane.

69
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It fills you with energy,
and makes you lightheaded.

70
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Rascal. Keep the phone down.
- You'll never learn.

71
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Abusing in the month
of 'Shravan' (pious month).

72
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See. Truth sounds
bitter than liquor.

73
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There's a limit to cracking jokes.

74
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Papa, please.

75
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What you did yesterday,
is a sin in mummy's view.

76
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And mummy's fasting
today to repent for it.

77
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I want to know.

78
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How can she repent
for my sins by fasting?

79
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Sushila, it's like
your phone's on charging..

80
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..and my battery's getting charged.

81
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Like wi-fi?

82
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Chintu, careful.

83
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Papa.

84
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Get down.

85
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Papa, we're practising.

86
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Today's 'Janmastami'.

87
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You've your exams tomorrow.

88
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Who will write that?

89
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Get down!

90
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Why do you always stop
for religious things?

91
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He'll be absolutely fine.

92
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My son's playing Govinda.

93
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My son won't become
Govinda or Chunkey Pandey.

94
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He'll grow up to
become a cricketer.

95
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Get down. Get down.

96
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Put me down.

97
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Mahadev.
- Coming.

98
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Let's go.
- Come soon.

99
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Listen. Remove the
tag of Rs.250 from..

100
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..all the new idols that we bought

101
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Just watch how I sell
them for 10-12 thousand.

102
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And keep one idol
from each on display.

103
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Understand?
- Yes.

104
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Come on.

105
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One and only one
piece in the world.

106
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This idol appeared
from the ground..

107
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..when the temple at
Badrinath was being built.

108
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What are you saying?

109
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A great sage from Dwarka
set out for a journey on foot..

110
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..and that afternoon
the sun was really scorching..

111
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..l gave him a jug
of water to drink.

112
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He was so pleased.

113
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And gave me this idol.

114
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And this idol turned
my luck around.

115
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I bought this, once a rented shop..

116
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..and a three room
house in Bhooleshwar.

117
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With terrace.

118
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With terrace.

119
00:09:06,834 --> 00:09:07,834
Amazing!

120
00:09:08,084 --> 00:09:10,834
Mr. Kanji, sell this idol to me.

121
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lam in big trouble.

122
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I'll rot in hell if I
even think of selling my Lord.

123
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Sell the Lord?
Look at what he's saying.

124
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Mischievous... Lord.

125
00:09:24,917 --> 00:09:25,917
Listen carefully.

126
00:09:26,251 --> 00:09:27,709
You can hear His flute.

127
00:09:28,292 --> 00:09:29,834
It's time for him
to play His flute.

128
00:09:29,959 --> 00:09:31,209
What are you saying?
- Try to hear with devotion.

129
00:09:31,292 --> 00:09:34,167
Listen. you can hear
the echo of Gokul.

130
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Heard it?

131
00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,376
Can you hear?
- Yes, yes.

132
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Now leave.
- Sell this idol to me.

133
00:09:49,001 --> 00:09:49,959
Please, Mr. Kanji.

134
00:09:50,001 --> 00:09:52,126
I'll let this idol
out of my sight..

135
00:09:52,209 --> 00:09:54,001
..only when that
special person arrives.

136
00:09:54,042 --> 00:09:55,417
The chosen one.

137
00:09:55,501 --> 00:09:57,709
Who is that?

138
00:09:58,126 --> 00:10:01,001
The sage had said that
"A great devotee of Sai..

139
00:10:01,042 --> 00:10:05,042
"..from Rajasthan
will come for His ldo|".

140
00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:07,292
That's amazing.
- What?

141
00:10:07,376 --> 00:10:09,459
That's me.
- No, no.

142
00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:10,792
Look, there's my car.

143
00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:12,042
RJ, Rajasthan.

144
00:10:13,459 --> 00:10:15,501
And it also has
an 'Om Sai' sticker.

145
00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:16,876
That's true.

146
00:10:17,001 --> 00:10:18,417
What did you say your name was?

147
00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:20,959
Bhanwar Lal.
- Bhanwar Lal?

148
00:10:21,959 --> 00:10:24,709
Mahadev...it's him?

149
00:10:25,376 --> 00:10:26,626
Who?
- It's him?

150
00:10:27,542 --> 00:10:30,251
What happened? - The sage
had written your name himself.

151
00:10:30,584 --> 00:10:31,501
Look.

152
00:10:31,584 --> 00:10:32,959
Bhanwar Lal.

153
00:10:33,126 --> 00:10:36,251
I don't understand
a word that's written here.

154
00:10:36,334 --> 00:10:37,626
It's written in Madrasi.

155
00:10:37,917 --> 00:10:40,751
He was a Madrasi. Though
he lived in Dwarka but, look..

156
00:10:41,459 --> 00:10:42,834
Great.

157
00:10:43,167 --> 00:10:44,667
This idol now belongs to you.

158
00:10:45,126 --> 00:10:46,376
Thank you.

159
00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:47,667
Great.

160
00:10:47,751 --> 00:10:49,542
Kanji Money?
- Bhanwar Lal.

161
00:10:49,626 --> 00:10:51,459
You only listen,
but don't understand.

162
00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:54,001
I said I won't charge
you for this idol..

163
00:10:54,042 --> 00:10:56,376
..but I will have to pay the sage.

164
00:10:56,584 --> 00:10:57,959
Yes, of course.

165
00:10:58,584 --> 00:11:01,751
Here you go. 100 rupees.

166
00:11:02,417 --> 00:11:04,876
Only 100..
- Mahadev. Mahadev.

167
00:11:05,334 --> 00:11:07,792
This is a question of devotion.
We cannot force anyone.

168
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,542
Do you how much I had at that time?

169
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:11,876
Only 20 rupees.

170
00:11:12,001 --> 00:11:13,209
Only 20 rupees. Remember?

171
00:11:13,292 --> 00:11:14,334
So do you know what I did?

172
00:11:14,417 --> 00:11:18,376
I was wearing a similar gold chain.
And I gave that to him.

173
00:11:19,251 --> 00:11:20,459
It's all about faith.

174
00:11:20,542 --> 00:11:21,959
Anything you give is less.

175
00:11:22,001 --> 00:11:23,376
Anything you give is less.

176
00:11:23,459 --> 00:11:25,126
Wow. What a thought.

177
00:11:25,209 --> 00:11:28,834
Not just my gold chain,
I will give up my gold ring too.

178
00:11:28,917 --> 00:11:30,626
That's it.

179
00:11:30,709 --> 00:11:32,209
Here. Here you go.
- Great, great. Discard your burden.

180
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,917
Discard all your burden.

181
00:11:34,001 --> 00:11:35,292
Great, great.

182
00:11:35,584 --> 00:11:39,542
Glory to..
- Lord Krishna!

183
00:11:40,542 --> 00:11:41,542
Glory.

184
00:11:41,751 --> 00:11:42,876
Now, where will
this idol emerge from?

185
00:11:42,959 --> 00:11:45,667
From the holy land of Mathura,
where else?

186
00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:49,792
Glory to Sri Kanji Lalji Mehta.

187
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,667
Glory to you.

188
00:11:52,001 --> 00:11:54,167
As long as people believe
in toys like this..

189
00:11:54,251 --> 00:11:56,834
..our business will prosper.

190
00:11:56,917 --> 00:12:00,376
Kanji. This is the God's idol,
don't call it a toy.

191
00:12:00,542 --> 00:12:04,626
The Lord is only a delusion.
- Yes, let's go.

192
00:12:10,209 --> 00:12:11,626
Isn't that Chintu?

193
00:12:12,167 --> 00:12:13,167
Yes.

194
00:12:14,042 --> 00:12:15,709
Yes, that's him.
- Yes.

195
00:12:15,792 --> 00:12:19,334
Yes. He's dancing so well.
Serpent dance.

196
00:12:19,417 --> 00:12:21,334
I'll put an end to all this.

197
00:12:21,667 --> 00:12:24,001
Shut down the shop
and get the scooter. - Yes.

198
00:12:25,001 --> 00:12:27,376
<i>Come on. Kan“.
-Yes.</i>

199
00:12:27,459 --> 00:12:29,084
Look after my shop for a month.

200
00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:30,542
Why?
- I'm going on Haj.

201
00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:32,459
I suggest that you
get your shop fixed..

202
00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:33,751
..rather than going on a Haj.

203
00:12:33,834 --> 00:12:34,959
God save me from devils.

204
00:12:35,001 --> 00:12:38,626
Your shop will come crashing
down even if anyone sneezes.

205
00:12:43,001 --> 00:12:44,251
Let's go.
- Coming.

206
00:12:46,626 --> 00:12:49,001
Give them seeds worth rs.10.
- Okay.

207
00:12:49,959 --> 00:12:51,751
Come on, start it quickly.

208
00:12:53,251 --> 00:12:56,376
Glory to..
- Siddeshwar Maharaj.

209
00:12:56,751 --> 00:13:01,459
Let the ‘Janmastami'
festivities begin.

210
00:13:08,709 --> 00:13:10,542
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

211
00:13:15,959 --> 00:13:18,126
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

212
00:13:23,209 --> 00:13:25,001
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

213
00:13:30,501 --> 00:13:32,292
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

214
00:13:34,126 --> 00:13:35,876
"You're so striking."

215
00:13:35,959 --> 00:13:37,709
"if you're fire, I am water."

216
00:13:37,792 --> 00:13:40,459
"if you're the sky,
we're the stars."

217
00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:43,126
"You're so striking."

218
00:13:43,209 --> 00:13:45,001
"if you're fire, I am water."

219
00:13:45,042 --> 00:13:48,084
"if you're the sky,
we're the stars."

220
00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:50,709
"Even if we've to
lay down our lives."

221
00:13:50,792 --> 00:13:52,542
"But we promise."

222
00:13:52,626 --> 00:13:55,417
"We won't let you go."

223
00:14:01,376 --> 00:14:03,251
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

224
00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:10,459
"Go...go...go...Govinda"

225
00:14:12,292 --> 00:14:14,084
"You're so striking."

226
00:14:14,167 --> 00:14:15,876
"if you're fire, I am water."

227
00:14:15,959 --> 00:14:19,001
"if you're the sky,
we're the stars."

228
00:14:19,251 --> 00:14:21,334
"You're so striking."

229
00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:23,167
"if you're fire, I am water."

230
00:14:23,251 --> 00:14:26,501
"if you're the sky,
we're the stars."

231
00:14:27,126 --> 00:14:28,876
"Even if we've to
lay down our lives."

232
00:14:28,959 --> 00:14:30,709
"But we promise."

233
00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:34,542
"We won't let you go."

234
00:14:39,626 --> 00:14:41,709
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

235
00:14:46,876 --> 00:14:48,584
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

236
00:14:50,459 --> 00:14:52,209
"11, 12, 13. The heat's rising."

237
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,042
"m my body."

238
00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:55,751
"11,12,13..."

239
00:14:57,792 --> 00:14:59,501
"11, 12, 13. The heat's rising."

240
00:14:59,584 --> 00:15:01,334
"m my body."

241
00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:02,251
"Don't look now."

242
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:05,001
"My eyes are spitting fire."

243
00:15:05,334 --> 00:15:08,584
"This sight looks so colourful."

244
00:15:09,001 --> 00:15:12,251
"You're so talked about,
you're so unique."

245
00:15:12,626 --> 00:15:14,292
"Even if we've to
lay down our lives."

246
00:15:14,376 --> 00:15:16,126
"But we promise."

247
00:15:16,209 --> 00:15:19,251
"We won't let you go."

248
00:15:25,042 --> 00:15:26,834
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

249
00:15:36,126 --> 00:15:37,709
Just one more place left to visit.

250
00:15:39,126 --> 00:15:40,126
Mishra.

251
00:15:41,376 --> 00:15:42,709
You call me from Kashi for a day..

252
00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:44,459
..and make me travel
the entire day.

253
00:15:45,042 --> 00:15:47,334
It's a small area.

254
00:15:47,417 --> 00:15:49,459
Once you give them your blessings..

255
00:15:49,542 --> 00:15:51,251
..they'll cast their votes for me.

256
00:15:51,501 --> 00:15:54,834
Glory to..
- Siddeshwar Maharaj.

257
00:16:03,709 --> 00:16:05,376
"What's this fervour?"
"What's this obsession?"

258
00:16:05,459 --> 00:16:07,251
"What's this craze?"

259
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,084
"What's this fervour?"

260
00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:10,917
"Tell me. Tell me."

261
00:16:11,001 --> 00:16:12,709
"What's this fervour?"
"What's this obsession?"

262
00:16:12,792 --> 00:16:14,417
"What's this craze?"

263
00:16:14,626 --> 00:16:18,167
"What's this passion all around?"

264
00:16:18,501 --> 00:16:21,917
"We'll lose ourselves in yourjoy."

265
00:16:22,084 --> 00:16:25,334
"We'll lose ourselves
in your devotion."

266
00:16:25,792 --> 00:16:27,501
"Even if we've to
lay down our lives."

267
00:16:27,584 --> 00:16:29,084
"But we promise."

268
00:16:29,334 --> 00:16:32,334
"We won't let you go."

269
00:16:38,209 --> 00:16:40,001
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

270
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,501
Look, Sonakshi Sinha.

271
00:16:43,584 --> 00:16:45,417
She is Rowdy,
my Rathore's in the next alley.

272
00:16:45,501 --> 00:16:48,542
Let's go. Come on.
- Yes.

273
00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:52,876
"Break the pot."

274
00:16:56,751 --> 00:16:58,334
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

275
00:17:03,126 --> 00:17:04,709
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

276
00:17:04,959 --> 00:17:07,084
Begin with the festivities.

277
00:17:09,542 --> 00:17:11,084
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

278
00:17:15,959 --> 00:17:17,459
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

279
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:24,167
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

280
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,709
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

281
00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:32,709
What's going on here. Move.

282
00:17:34,626 --> 00:17:35,626
Get down.

283
00:17:39,084 --> 00:17:40,751
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

284
00:17:42,084 --> 00:17:43,709
Come here.
- Yes, yes.

285
00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:46,542
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

286
00:17:51,084 --> 00:17:52,876
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

287
00:17:53,001 --> 00:17:54,126
break it. Break it.

288
00:17:54,501 --> 00:17:55,959
Hear! Hear! Hear! Hear!

289
00:17:56,001 --> 00:17:58,709
Calm down! Calm down!

290
00:17:59,542 --> 00:18:01,209
It's the Swami's orders.

291
00:18:01,292 --> 00:18:02,292
Calm down!

292
00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:04,292
Calm down! Calm down!

293
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,209
What orders?

294
00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:11,001
Sri Siddeshwar Maharaj
has just said..

295
00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:15,167
..that Lord Krishna
is very pleased..

296
00:18:15,459 --> 00:18:17,709
..to see the crowd
that has gathered around..

297
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,584
..for the 'Janmastami' festivities.

298
00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:24,626
And today He'll eat milk
and butter from His devotees.

299
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:27,876
Yes, he'll drink
milk and eat butter.

300
00:18:28,084 --> 00:18:30,042
And Siddeshwar Maharaj
also says that..

301
00:18:30,126 --> 00:18:33,626
..this auspicious opportunity
will last only for an hour.

302
00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:35,376
Only one hour.

303
00:18:35,459 --> 00:18:38,167
So, your time begins now.

304
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,209
Go. Go.
- Who is that imposter?

305
00:18:41,042 --> 00:18:42,376
Hello, hello, hello.

306
00:18:42,709 --> 00:18:43,751
Play. Play.

307
00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:46,917
Go ahead, feed Him.
- What's wrong with the mic?

308
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:47,792
See what's wrong?

309
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:50,126
What's wrong with the mic?
- Where's everyone going?

310
00:18:50,209 --> 00:18:51,501
Go, go.
- No, wait.

311
00:18:51,584 --> 00:18:54,501
Where are you going?
- Go.

312
00:18:56,584 --> 00:18:58,959
Play, play harder.
- Wait everyone, wait.

313
00:18:59,042 --> 00:19:02,709
Even Siddeshwar Maharaj
is asking you to go.

314
00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:06,459
Go, leave.
- Wait.

315
00:19:06,542 --> 00:19:07,751
What have you done?

316
00:19:07,834 --> 00:19:11,292
No, papa. No. - Stupid fool,
breaking pots during your exams.

317
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:13,876
Stop it, stop it.

318
00:19:14,084 --> 00:19:15,751
Go and feed Him butter.

319
00:19:19,251 --> 00:19:21,001
I won't spare you next time.

320
00:19:21,084 --> 00:19:22,292
Stop you fool!

321
00:19:23,251 --> 00:19:26,251
You'll be punished
for your unpardonable sin.

322
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,626
He will punish you Himself.

323
00:19:30,542 --> 00:19:31,834
Punish me?

324
00:19:33,542 --> 00:19:35,709
Don't try to scare
me in the name of Lord.

325
00:19:37,084 --> 00:19:38,834
I'll see what He does to me.

326
00:19:43,001 --> 00:19:44,459
Go home, it's going to rain.

327
00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:45,751
You'll get drenched.

328
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,126
It's an earthquake.

329
00:19:53,709 --> 00:19:55,084
Swamiji Rain?

330
00:19:55,709 --> 00:19:56,709
Rain?

331
00:20:02,751 --> 00:20:04,042
My hand's paining.

332
00:20:04,126 --> 00:20:05,542
I won't be able to
write my exam tomorrow.

333
00:20:05,626 --> 00:20:06,709
I'll slap you.

334
00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:08,876
I'll make you hold the pen
in your mouth and write your paper.

335
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,167
You're scolding him.

336
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,376
But what about you?
- What did I do?

337
00:20:13,542 --> 00:20:14,542
What?

338
00:20:15,001 --> 00:20:17,042
The festivities
were left incomplete.

339
00:20:17,459 --> 00:20:18,667
You've to admit that there's God.

340
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:19,917
You spread the rumour..

341
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,292
..and immediately
there was an earthquake.

342
00:20:21,376 --> 00:20:23,126
Remember.
- What earthquake?

343
00:20:23,542 --> 00:20:25,417
Even the utensils didn't budge.

344
00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:27,542
Papa.

345
00:20:28,042 --> 00:20:31,001
I think they took your
announcement too seriously.

346
00:20:31,292 --> 00:20:35,001
This news just came in
from parts of the country..

347
00:20:35,084 --> 00:20:38,876
..that the idol of Sri
Krishna's eating butter.

348
00:20:39,126 --> 00:20:40,792
ls the Lord eating butter?
- No.

349
00:20:41,209 --> 00:20:43,959
Priest, offer the
Lord some buttermilk.

350
00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:47,626
People are offering cheese,
cottage-cheese..

351
00:20:47,709 --> 00:20:50,042
..butter, buttermilk to
the idol of Krishna. - Oh, God!

352
00:20:50,126 --> 00:20:52,001
The rumour has spread so far.

353
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,709
Please, eat it.

354
00:20:53,792 --> 00:20:55,876
This is low-cholesterol cheese.

355
00:20:56,001 --> 00:20:57,876
The Lord's so lucky.

356
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,834
Look at the things He's getting.

357
00:21:01,334 --> 00:21:02,792
Earlier, people would
keep it in a covered platter..

358
00:21:02,876 --> 00:21:03,876
..in front of Him.

359
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:05,751
But now they're feeding Him.

360
00:21:06,459 --> 00:21:07,459
Let Him enjoy.

361
00:21:07,584 --> 00:21:09,042
It's your fault.

362
00:21:11,001 --> 00:21:13,626
Mumbai just experienced
a slight earthquake tremor..

363
00:21:13,709 --> 00:21:16,251
..of 3.5 Richter scale,
which didn't cause..

364
00:21:16,459 --> 00:21:18,626
..any harm to life or property.

365
00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:20,084
See. Heard that?

366
00:21:20,834 --> 00:21:23,751
But a shop in the flea
market has collapsed..

367
00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:25,209
..which was closed at that time.

368
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:28,001
Must be Mohammad's shop.

369
00:21:28,126 --> 00:21:29,876
According to our sources..

370
00:21:29,959 --> 00:21:33,667
..the shop was registered to Mr.
Kanji Lalji Mehta.

371
00:21:38,751 --> 00:21:40,167
It's really surprising, because..

372
00:21:40,251 --> 00:21:45,501
..there are other old shops in
this market which are still intact.

373
00:21:45,751 --> 00:21:49,584
But Kanji Lalji Mehta's shop
has been completely destroyed.

374
00:21:49,959 --> 00:21:53,751
This is Shweta Tiwari, with
cameraman Vaibhav Mishra, ABP News.

375
00:21:54,501 --> 00:21:56,709
Sister, switch on ABP News quickly.

376
00:21:57,042 --> 00:21:57,959
We saw.

377
00:21:58,001 --> 00:21:59,751
Brother-in-law's shop is gone.
It's collapsed.

378
00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:02,126
Pravin!
- Calm down, father.

379
00:22:02,584 --> 00:22:04,417
No, sister.
Come there with the children.

380
00:22:04,501 --> 00:22:06,709
I'm coming there with
father and the others. - Yes.

381
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:07,751
Yes, we're coming.

382
00:22:07,834 --> 00:22:08,834
We're coming.

383
00:22:12,084 --> 00:22:15,001
The idols of Gods
have gone underneath.

384
00:22:27,417 --> 00:22:28,917
The shop is completely ruined

385
00:22:29,459 --> 00:22:31,709
Doesn't seem like there
was ever a shop here.

386
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,167
What are you saying?

387
00:22:33,334 --> 00:22:35,417
We had goods worth 25 lakhs.

388
00:22:35,584 --> 00:22:38,042
And we'll have to
pay the scrap dealer..

389
00:22:38,126 --> 00:22:39,584
..to have this cleared.

390
00:22:39,751 --> 00:22:40,792
Why pay?

391
00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:43,042
We'll give him one
of the broken idols..

392
00:22:43,126 --> 00:22:45,292
...and say "it appeared
from the ground in Amarnath".

393
00:22:45,417 --> 00:22:47,251
What are you saying,
brother-in-law?

394
00:22:47,542 --> 00:22:49,042
You'll soon be bankrupt.

395
00:22:49,209 --> 00:22:51,292
Do you know the losses
you've incurred?

396
00:22:51,376 --> 00:22:52,792
40 lakhs.

397
00:22:53,167 --> 00:22:54,917
Goods worth 25 lakhs
bought on credit..

398
00:22:55,001 --> 00:22:57,001
..and 15 lakhs spent
on renovation last month.

399
00:22:57,542 --> 00:23:00,084
40 lakhs? Where did
you get that kind of money?

400
00:23:00,459 --> 00:23:04,834
We borrowed a part of the
amount by mortgaging the house.

401
00:23:05,792 --> 00:23:09,709
And I borrowed 10
lakhs from a friend.

402
00:23:09,792 --> 00:23:11,667
And 5 lakhs from your own pocket..

403
00:23:11,751 --> 00:23:13,667
..for earning 18% interest.

404
00:23:13,876 --> 00:23:15,251
Pravin, you fool.

405
00:23:15,334 --> 00:23:16,834
You didn't even ask me.

406
00:23:19,001 --> 00:23:20,959
How will we arrange
for such a huge sum?

407
00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:24,542
There's hardly 30-40
thousand in the bank.

408
00:23:25,042 --> 00:23:27,417
And we don't even have jewellery.

409
00:23:27,626 --> 00:23:32,001
Sushila. We'll manage.
- How?

410
00:23:33,667 --> 00:23:35,334
Why don't you understand?

411
00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:38,667
If you hadn't spoken
ill about the Lord..

412
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,542
..He wouldn't have
caused this earthquake.

413
00:23:40,917 --> 00:23:44,001
His justice is silent.

414
00:23:44,042 --> 00:23:46,292
Will you please stop preaching?

415
00:23:47,959 --> 00:23:49,834
You mean to say, that the Lord..

416
00:23:50,126 --> 00:23:53,334
..who doesn't exist,
razed down my shop..

417
00:23:53,417 --> 00:23:55,042
..because I spoke ill about Him?

418
00:23:56,584 --> 00:24:00,042
So, just to prove Himself..

419
00:24:00,542 --> 00:24:03,751
..he razed down just
my shop in a fit of rage.

420
00:24:04,417 --> 00:24:06,209
And if I still don't
believe in Him..

421
00:24:06,292 --> 00:24:09,126
..he will make me
incur more <i>losses?</i> - Yes.

422
00:24:09,209 --> 00:24:10,251
What yes?

423
00:24:11,251 --> 00:24:13,042
I still don't believe in You?

424
00:24:17,417 --> 00:24:19,209
I haven't incurred any loss.

425
00:24:23,334 --> 00:24:24,334
Look.

426
00:24:28,001 --> 00:24:29,959
What's he doing?
- What..

427
00:24:30,459 --> 00:24:32,251
Everything's lost, Kanji.

428
00:24:32,959 --> 00:24:35,167
Only thing left
is this Godrej safe.

429
00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:01,667
Rolex.

430
00:25:04,001 --> 00:25:05,251
It's a Rolex.
- No.

431
00:25:07,251 --> 00:25:10,459
Mr. Dinesh. Isn't that
a Rolex watch you're wearing?

432
00:25:13,209 --> 00:25:14,667
Must be worth 1.5 -2 lakhs.

433
00:25:15,042 --> 00:25:16,251
It's worth 10.

434
00:25:18,709 --> 00:25:19,709
<i>Mr. Kan“.</i>

435
00:25:20,292 --> 00:25:22,667
lam sure you read
the terms and conditions..

436
00:25:22,751 --> 00:25:24,334
..before reading the policy.

437
00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:26,209
Not at all, sir.

438
00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:29,959
Your officer asked me
to sign at the places marked..

439
00:25:30,001 --> 00:25:31,292
..and I did so.

440
00:25:31,584 --> 00:25:32,876
How irresponsible you are.

441
00:25:34,084 --> 00:25:34,917
What happened, sir?

442
00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:36,667
Your policy insures you against..

443
00:25:37,084 --> 00:25:42,042
..accidents like theft,
fire, fraud.

444
00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:44,042
Right. That's what we opted for.

445
00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:45,959
But not against Act of God.

446
00:25:46,417 --> 00:25:47,501
Act of God?

447
00:25:49,376 --> 00:25:51,126
See, it's written here clearly.

448
00:25:51,292 --> 00:25:52,292
Conditions apply.

449
00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:55,751
My glasses.. - In the event
of loss or damage to the property..

450
00:25:56,417 --> 00:25:59,667
..the insurance company
is not liable to pay..

451
00:26:00,542 --> 00:26:05,459
..any amount if the damage
is caused by act of God.

452
00:26:06,251 --> 00:26:08,167
And here are your signatures.

453
00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:12,334
It's written in such small letters.

454
00:26:12,917 --> 00:26:14,084
And nobody reads that.

455
00:26:14,876 --> 00:26:16,417
What is 'Act of God'?

456
00:26:16,834 --> 00:26:19,542
Incidents that are
not caused by humans.

457
00:26:20,167 --> 00:26:24,042
Like? - Like earthquake,
Tsunami, Thunder.

458
00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:27,459
You cannot claim
insurance in such cases.

459
00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:29,376
Because these are
natural calamities.

460
00:26:29,459 --> 00:26:30,876
But I don't believe in God.

461
00:26:30,959 --> 00:26:31,959
Tell him.

462
00:26:32,584 --> 00:26:34,584
I don't care if you do or don't.

463
00:26:35,042 --> 00:26:36,751
You're signatures are right here.

464
00:26:37,417 --> 00:26:38,417
I am so sorry.

465
00:26:39,501 --> 00:26:41,126
Sorry? What sorry?

466
00:26:41,542 --> 00:26:42,501
Sir.

467
00:26:42,584 --> 00:26:44,751
Sir, I've invested my
entire earnings in the shop.

468
00:26:44,917 --> 00:26:46,084
Even my house is mortgaged.

469
00:26:46,167 --> 00:26:47,084
And you're saying sorry.

470
00:26:47,167 --> 00:26:49,751
I know, but your claim
cannot be approved.

471
00:26:50,251 --> 00:26:51,626
You may go now.

472
00:26:55,251 --> 00:26:59,792
No, sir. I won't leave
until my claim isn't approved.

473
00:27:01,084 --> 00:27:02,084
Security.

474
00:27:03,167 --> 00:27:05,376
Sir..
Sir, why are you calling security?

475
00:27:05,459 --> 00:27:08,084
I'm talking to you decently.
- Yes, sir.

476
00:27:08,167 --> 00:27:09,792
Take him away, please.
- Why call the security..

477
00:27:09,876 --> 00:27:11,542
Come on.
- Just a minute.

478
00:27:11,626 --> 00:27:12,792
Just a minute.

479
00:27:12,876 --> 00:27:13,792
Come on.

480
00:27:13,876 --> 00:27:15,626
You just know how
to swindle our money.

481
00:27:15,959 --> 00:27:16,834
Mind your language.

482
00:27:16,917 --> 00:27:19,001
You should be publicly beaten.

483
00:27:19,042 --> 00:27:20,209
Throw him out.

484
00:27:20,292 --> 00:27:21,459
Get out! Get out!

485
00:27:23,209 --> 00:27:27,084
You get this for
2000 in the flea market.

486
00:27:29,626 --> 00:27:31,001
Don't you understand?

487
00:27:31,042 --> 00:27:32,209
It's Act of God.

488
00:27:32,584 --> 00:27:35,209
You want money, don't you?
Go and ask God. Take him away.

489
00:27:35,292 --> 00:27:36,292
Act of God.

490
00:27:38,001 --> 00:27:40,584
Just a second. Just a second.

491
00:27:40,667 --> 00:27:41,667
Leave me.

492
00:27:42,667 --> 00:27:43,959
Act of God.

493
00:27:44,834 --> 00:27:46,959
So, you believe in God.
- Yes.

494
00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:50,667
You believe that God
is present everywhere.

495
00:27:51,042 --> 00:27:54,167
In him, him, that madam, him.

496
00:27:54,542 --> 00:27:56,042
God dwells in everyone.
- Yes.

497
00:27:56,126 --> 00:27:57,126
And me?

498
00:27:57,667 --> 00:28:00,042
Mr. Dinesh, you believe
that God dwells in me too.

499
00:28:01,626 --> 00:28:02,459
Yes.

500
00:28:02,542 --> 00:28:03,542
Thank you.

501
00:28:03,667 --> 00:28:05,126
Act of God. I didn't do it.

502
00:28:05,209 --> 00:28:06,376
God did. It's 'Act of God'.

503
00:28:07,167 --> 00:28:09,709
God slapped him again.
I didn't do it.

504
00:28:13,917 --> 00:28:16,126
And now God will shoot you..
And you will die.

505
00:28:16,417 --> 00:28:18,251
Later, will your
family get the claim..

506
00:28:18,334 --> 00:28:20,001
...or will that be
'Act of God' as well?

507
00:28:20,417 --> 00:28:21,917
Tell me.
- No.

508
00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:23,084
Kanji, what are you doing?

509
00:28:23,167 --> 00:28:24,959
Why are you scared? Take the gun.

510
00:28:25,001 --> 00:28:28,084
Get down now, come on.

511
00:28:49,209 --> 00:28:51,626
The phone's ringing again.

512
00:28:52,084 --> 00:28:53,084
Forget it.

513
00:28:53,959 --> 00:28:55,417
You switched of your mobile..

514
00:28:55,501 --> 00:28:57,459
..that's why they're
calling on the landline now.

515
00:28:57,584 --> 00:28:59,459
Tell them lam not at home.

516
00:29:00,667 --> 00:29:02,917
They say if we don't
arrange for the money..

517
00:29:03,251 --> 00:29:05,376
..we'll have to vacate
the house in a month.

518
00:29:09,209 --> 00:29:11,459
I had so many dreams.

519
00:29:12,626 --> 00:29:14,417
I wanted to make Jigna a pilot.

520
00:29:14,834 --> 00:29:16,292
And my son a cricketer.

521
00:29:18,376 --> 00:29:20,626
But soon I'll even lose this house.

522
00:29:23,042 --> 00:29:24,542
Everything's lost.

523
00:29:27,584 --> 00:29:28,876
Everything will be fine.

524
00:29:29,376 --> 00:29:30,959
What will be fine?

525
00:29:32,334 --> 00:29:34,084
All I have is the shop property.

526
00:29:35,001 --> 00:29:36,751
I'll sell that and
repay the mortgage.

527
00:29:38,917 --> 00:29:42,959
"Om Jai Jagdish Hare."

528
00:29:43,209 --> 00:29:45,334
"Swami.."

529
00:29:46,459 --> 00:29:48,376
Yes. Yes, he's here.

530
00:29:49,417 --> 00:29:50,917
It's Nimish.
- Who?

531
00:29:51,001 --> 00:29:53,334
Who Nimish bhai?
- The estate agent.

532
00:29:53,417 --> 00:29:55,334
Oh yes.

533
00:29:56,876 --> 00:29:59,584
Yes, Nimish. Go ahead.

534
00:30:01,917 --> 00:30:03,667
Did you find a buyer
for that property?

535
00:30:09,376 --> 00:30:10,501
What are you saying?

536
00:30:10,584 --> 00:30:11,709
What happened?

537
00:30:11,792 --> 00:30:12,917
What happened?

538
00:30:13,917 --> 00:30:17,626
He's saying, there are broken
idols of God on that land..

539
00:30:17,709 --> 00:30:19,167
..so it's become inauspicious.

540
00:30:19,542 --> 00:30:22,209
The place has become cursed.
- Oh, God!

541
00:30:22,542 --> 00:30:24,001
No one will buy this land..

542
00:30:24,084 --> 00:30:25,876
..that's the rumour in the market.

543
00:30:26,334 --> 00:30:30,417
Nimish. 100 years later,
when people find..

544
00:30:30,501 --> 00:30:34,792
..idols of God under that land, the
prices will shoot up by 4 times.

545
00:30:35,126 --> 00:30:36,126
Four times.

546
00:30:36,209 --> 00:30:39,209
And people will construct
a temple there as well.

547
00:30:39,542 --> 00:30:40,959
If anyone wants the
buy the land he can..

548
00:30:41,001 --> 00:30:42,126
..otherwise I care a damn.

549
00:30:43,376 --> 00:30:44,501
What now?

550
00:30:53,751 --> 00:30:56,542
I've an idea.

551
00:30:57,876 --> 00:30:59,167
<i>What are you doing, Kan“?</i>

552
00:30:59,251 --> 00:31:00,334
Suicide!

553
00:31:00,417 --> 00:31:02,084
Sister-in-law, suicide..

554
00:31:02,167 --> 00:31:04,001
Papa.
- Where?

555
00:31:04,542 --> 00:31:05,376
Leave me.

556
00:31:05,459 --> 00:31:07,001
What are you doing?
- Papa..

557
00:31:07,042 --> 00:31:08,417
I am not a coward.

558
00:31:11,876 --> 00:31:13,334
I will file a case.

559
00:31:15,209 --> 00:31:16,459
Have you lost it?

560
00:31:17,584 --> 00:31:19,376
He's gone crazy.

561
00:31:20,417 --> 00:31:23,126
You will file a case
against an insurance company..

562
00:31:23,209 --> 00:31:24,376
..worth 3000 crores!

563
00:31:24,667 --> 00:31:27,126
I'm sure there are
many others like you..

564
00:31:27,209 --> 00:31:29,001
..who have filed a case
against the insurance company.

565
00:31:29,459 --> 00:31:32,959
There must be others like
me who might have filed a case..

566
00:31:33,584 --> 00:31:37,876
..but no ever filed
a case against your Kishen.

567
00:31:40,792 --> 00:31:45,834
L...will...file a
case against your God.

568
00:31:45,917 --> 00:31:47,042
What are you doing?

569
00:31:47,292 --> 00:31:53,001
"Who controls this world?"

570
00:31:54,292 --> 00:32:00,209
"Who's that sitting
high up in the sky?"

571
00:32:01,251 --> 00:32:08,626
"Why are You hiding
behind the clouds?"

572
00:32:09,626 --> 00:32:14,167
"Why are You afraid of being seen?"

573
00:32:14,334 --> 00:32:15,626
<i>Kan“.
-Yes.</i>

574
00:32:15,709 --> 00:32:17,167
How will you fight the case?

575
00:32:17,251 --> 00:32:18,292
That's simple.

576
00:32:18,584 --> 00:32:21,042
If your Lord can
appear in the temple..

577
00:32:21,126 --> 00:32:24,876
..from 9-12 and 4-7,
then he's free from 12-4.

578
00:32:25,126 --> 00:32:26,876
He can appear in
the court at that time.

579
00:32:29,667 --> 00:32:30,542
What do you need? Tell me.

580
00:32:30,626 --> 00:32:32,084
Agreement,
affidavit, anything you need.

581
00:32:32,167 --> 00:32:33,751
I will make it. Come with me.

582
00:32:35,251 --> 00:32:38,001
One minute.
- I've high contacts.

583
00:32:38,084 --> 00:32:39,792
Just tell me what you need?

584
00:32:40,001 --> 00:32:41,417
High contacts?
- Yes.

585
00:32:41,542 --> 00:32:43,376
I want to send a notice.
- Come with me.

586
00:32:44,792 --> 00:32:45,792
Come on.

587
00:32:47,584 --> 00:32:49,584
So, who do you want
to serve the notice to?

588
00:32:50,542 --> 00:32:51,709
'Bhagwan' (GM!)-

589
00:32:52,209 --> 00:32:54,959
So, Mr. Bhagwan

590
00:32:55,042 --> 00:32:56,042
Surname?

591
00:32:58,209 --> 00:32:59,209
Surname?

592
00:32:59,292 --> 00:33:01,876
He must have a last name?

593
00:33:02,167 --> 00:33:05,209
Sharma, Verma,
Kapoor, Khanna, Desai, anything.

594
00:33:05,292 --> 00:33:07,292
Don't know, because we haven't met.

595
00:33:07,917 --> 00:33:08,917
I see.

596
00:33:09,001 --> 00:33:10,917
No.
- You two haven't met?

597
00:33:11,001 --> 00:33:13,084
No.
- That's fine.

598
00:33:13,542 --> 00:33:15,917
What's his crime? Crime.

599
00:33:16,001 --> 00:33:17,209
He has ruined me.

600
00:33:17,292 --> 00:33:20,417
What? You just said
you two haven't met.

601
00:33:20,501 --> 00:33:22,292
This Mr.Bhagwan
must live somewhere.

602
00:33:22,376 --> 00:33:24,417
Resident?
- Who do I send the notice too?

603
00:33:24,751 --> 00:33:26,292
People say that
He lives in temples.

604
00:33:26,459 --> 00:33:27,459
I see...

605
00:33:28,292 --> 00:33:29,292
What?

606
00:33:30,959 --> 00:33:32,959
Which 'Bhagwan' are
you talking about? - Sit.

607
00:33:33,001 --> 00:33:35,042
He has many names,
which ones should I say?

608
00:33:35,126 --> 00:33:38,001
Krishna,
Ram, Brahma, Vishnu, Mahesh.

609
00:33:38,251 --> 00:33:39,876
SaiBaba.
- It's a sin.

610
00:33:40,167 --> 00:33:41,667
Hanumanji. Balaji...

611
00:33:41,751 --> 00:33:42,876
And ladies too.

612
00:33:42,959 --> 00:33:46,001
Durga, Saraswati,
Parvati, Santoshi.

613
00:33:46,084 --> 00:33:47,417
You've lost your mind!

614
00:33:47,792 --> 00:33:49,042
Wasting my time.

615
00:33:49,334 --> 00:33:50,626
Get lost. Come on.

616
00:33:51,584 --> 00:33:52,667
Mad man.

617
00:33:52,751 --> 00:33:54,584
The nerve he has. Come on.

618
00:33:58,001 --> 00:33:59,626
Don't trouble me.

619
00:33:59,834 --> 00:34:01,084
Leave me alone.

620
00:34:01,584 --> 00:34:02,834
Go to someone else.

621
00:34:03,167 --> 00:34:04,001
I plead you.

622
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:07,876
Wait a minute, I'm a Hindu.

623
00:34:08,126 --> 00:34:12,542
"Hari Bo|."
"Speak now, reveal the secrets."

624
00:34:13,251 --> 00:34:15,542
The person we're going
to see now is a famed lawyer.

625
00:34:15,751 --> 00:34:18,292
If he says yes,
our job will be done.

626
00:34:19,542 --> 00:34:21,167
Yes, sir. Which floor?

627
00:34:21,334 --> 00:34:22,876
Lift's out of order?

628
00:34:22,959 --> 00:34:24,167
11th floor.

629
00:34:24,709 --> 00:34:26,876
I forgot the key to the scooter.
I'll be right back.

630
00:34:26,959 --> 00:34:28,126
Come on.

631
00:34:29,584 --> 00:34:33,209
"He's witty, sells lies."

632
00:34:33,292 --> 00:34:36,959
"Kanji's cleverness
is known everywhere."

633
00:34:44,376 --> 00:34:48,001
"He's witty, sells lies."

634
00:34:48,084 --> 00:34:51,626
"Kanji's cleverness
is known everywhere."

635
00:34:51,709 --> 00:34:53,542
"He locked horns with God."

636
00:34:53,626 --> 00:34:55,417
"And invited trouble for himself."

637
00:34:55,501 --> 00:34:57,209
"He always speaks the truth."

638
00:34:57,292 --> 00:34:58,667
"His honesty is unique."

639
00:34:58,751 --> 00:35:00,126
Mr. Lawyer.
- Yes.

640
00:35:07,042 --> 00:35:08,376
Religious.

641
00:35:08,626 --> 00:35:11,376
Kanji. - Go back,
we're at the wrong place.

642
00:35:14,626 --> 00:35:15,876
Are you with him?

643
00:35:23,334 --> 00:35:24,376
Stop, stop.

644
00:35:26,251 --> 00:35:29,001
Excuse me, where does
advocate Hanif Qureshi live?

645
00:35:29,084 --> 00:35:30,459
Up ahead.

646
00:35:36,834 --> 00:35:39,251
ls Hanif at home?
- Yes.

647
00:35:40,251 --> 00:35:42,084
Come. Father's inside.

648
00:35:44,167 --> 00:35:45,167
Hello.

649
00:35:54,167 --> 00:35:55,626
You seem to be in trouble.

650
00:35:57,292 --> 00:36:02,209
In the last riots,
I defended some innocent Hindus.

651
00:36:03,876 --> 00:36:06,792
And my own people did this to me.

652
00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:09,626
Father cannot walk.

653
00:36:12,959 --> 00:36:15,292
But you want to fight..

654
00:36:15,709 --> 00:36:18,167
..with the One who created
your entire community.

655
00:36:21,084 --> 00:36:22,334
Will you flee?

656
00:36:24,001 --> 00:36:26,417
I've no other option left.

657
00:36:27,001 --> 00:36:28,084
I won't run.

658
00:36:28,376 --> 00:36:31,084
Look, I cannot fight your
case in this condition..

659
00:36:32,001 --> 00:36:36,126
..but if the lawyers
refuse to take up your case..

660
00:36:37,459 --> 00:36:40,126
..then according to the law
you can defend your own case.

661
00:36:40,209 --> 00:36:42,751
ls that possible?
- Yes, there's a provision in the law.

662
00:36:45,126 --> 00:36:48,001
If you want I can
prepare your legal notice.

663
00:36:48,459 --> 00:36:50,126
I'll be grateful to you, Hanif.

664
00:36:50,376 --> 00:36:51,459
Thank you.

665
00:36:53,709 --> 00:36:57,459
Hanif. Do you believe in Allah?

666
00:36:58,292 --> 00:36:59,459
Of course.

667
00:37:00,001 --> 00:37:02,334
God, Allah, they are all the same.

668
00:37:03,084 --> 00:37:05,876
So, I am fighting against Him.

669
00:37:06,459 --> 00:37:08,042
So, why are you helping me?

670
00:37:09,459 --> 00:37:10,917
You're not the only pleader.

671
00:37:11,667 --> 00:37:12,876
Everyone does.

672
00:37:13,792 --> 00:37:16,584
Some pleads to Him,
and some against Him.

673
00:37:20,126 --> 00:37:21,584
Where do you want
to send this notice?

674
00:37:24,584 --> 00:37:26,626
I don't have his...
Address.

675
00:37:26,834 --> 00:37:28,584
No.
- Then.

676
00:37:29,251 --> 00:37:31,667
The judge will dismiss your
case in the first hearing.

677
00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:33,792
I mean, I don't have His address..

678
00:37:33,876 --> 00:37:37,667
..but of the places
where people look for Him.

679
00:37:41,334 --> 00:37:43,209
"You're our benefactor,
our friend."

680
00:37:43,292 --> 00:37:44,959
"So scare us."

681
00:37:45,084 --> 00:37:48,584
"Why ruin our present, by telling
us about an unknown future."

682
00:37:55,751 --> 00:37:58,001
"You're our benefactor,
our friend."

683
00:37:58,042 --> 00:37:59,792
"So scare us."

684
00:37:59,876 --> 00:38:03,126
"Why ruin our present, by telling
us about an unknown future."

685
00:38:03,209 --> 00:38:05,251
"Your saints and sages,
spread shams in Your name."

686
00:38:05,334 --> 00:38:07,167
"They put a price tag on you."

687
00:38:07,251 --> 00:38:11,084
"What's money got
to do in devotion?"

688
00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:18,042
"Hari Bo|."

689
00:38:18,251 --> 00:38:20,959
"Speak now, reveal the secrets."

690
00:38:21,084 --> 00:38:22,167
up-u

691
00:38:22,251 --> 00:38:25,542
"Hari Bo|."

692
00:38:27,542 --> 00:38:29,459
Hello. Relax, just relax.

693
00:38:29,917 --> 00:38:31,126
The shop in flea market..

694
00:38:31,209 --> 00:38:33,001
..which collapsed a few days
ago due to the earthquake..

695
00:38:33,084 --> 00:38:34,917
..the owner of that shop,
Kanji Lalji Mehta..

696
00:38:35,001 --> 00:38:36,334
..has filed a case against God.

697
00:38:36,501 --> 00:38:39,167
This is the reaction of
people over the matter.

698
00:38:39,251 --> 00:38:41,001
Down with..
- Kanji!

699
00:38:41,084 --> 00:38:42,251
Just relax.

700
00:38:42,917 --> 00:38:45,084
This case won't be
accepted in the court.

701
00:38:45,334 --> 00:38:46,334
Trust me.

702
00:38:46,709 --> 00:38:48,042
Just leave it to me.

703
00:38:48,959 --> 00:38:51,084
You won't even have
to come to the court.

704
00:38:52,001 --> 00:38:53,001
Relax.

705
00:39:04,084 --> 00:39:06,001
Glory to..
- Leeladhar Maharaj!

706
00:39:06,084 --> 00:39:08,126
Glory to..
- Leeladhar Maharaj!

707
00:39:08,584 --> 00:39:10,626
Glory to..
- Leeladhar Maharaj!

708
00:39:11,001 --> 00:39:13,042
Glory to..
- Leeladhar Maharaj!

709
00:39:13,251 --> 00:39:15,126
Glory to..
- Leeladhar Maharaj!

710
00:39:15,417 --> 00:39:17,459
Glory to..
- Leeladhar Maharaj!

711
00:39:17,792 --> 00:39:20,751
Glory to..
- Leeladhar Maharaj!

712
00:39:20,959 --> 00:39:22,084
Greetings.

713
00:39:23,292 --> 00:39:26,126
I feel we should
meet that person once..

714
00:39:26,751 --> 00:39:29,542
..and listen to his problems,
and try to understand.

715
00:39:31,542 --> 00:39:32,542
Well, l..

716
00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:49,126
Although we all hold
different positions..

717
00:39:49,209 --> 00:39:50,667
..in different communities.

718
00:39:53,001 --> 00:39:54,667
But our God is one.

719
00:39:54,751 --> 00:39:55,751
Later.

720
00:39:56,251 --> 00:40:01,042
And today, a human
has accused our God.

721
00:40:03,001 --> 00:40:05,126
This is not a personal war.

722
00:40:06,626 --> 00:40:08,376
Instead, it's a
battle for all humans..

723
00:40:08,459 --> 00:40:10,876
..who have faith in God.

724
00:40:11,709 --> 00:40:15,376
So I've decided that I,
Siddeshwar Maharaj..

725
00:40:15,459 --> 00:40:18,417
..and Gopi Maiyya,
will go to the court..

726
00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:24,209
..to give that shameless
human a fitting reply.

727
00:40:28,126 --> 00:40:29,417
Down with..
- Kanji!

728
00:40:29,501 --> 00:40:32,876
Yes, it's a democracy, where
everyone is treated equally.

729
00:40:33,126 --> 00:40:34,584
And now, even God.

730
00:40:35,001 --> 00:40:37,709
Even God will have to stand in
the High Court's witness box..

731
00:40:37,792 --> 00:40:39,876
..where the most dangerous
criminals stand for trial.

732
00:40:40,084 --> 00:40:41,459
Strange, but true.

733
00:40:41,542 --> 00:40:44,417
I still say, think about it once.

734
00:40:46,001 --> 00:40:47,292
I already have.

735
00:40:48,251 --> 00:40:49,876
Today's the first hearing..

736
00:40:49,959 --> 00:40:51,501
..and the judge
will decide whether..

737
00:40:51,584 --> 00:40:53,792
..such a case can
be accepted or not.

738
00:41:10,167 --> 00:41:11,209
It's a good omen.

739
00:41:12,959 --> 00:41:14,167
Really nice. Let's go.

740
00:41:17,584 --> 00:41:22,667
Many believers are standing outside
the court shouting slogans against Kanji.

741
00:41:22,751 --> 00:41:24,459
Down with..
- Kanji!

742
00:41:24,542 --> 00:41:26,084
Down with..
- Kanji!

743
00:41:26,251 --> 00:41:28,001
Down with..
- Kanji!

744
00:41:28,042 --> 00:41:29,751
Down with..
- Kanji!

745
00:41:29,876 --> 00:41:31,501
Down with..
- Kanji!

746
00:41:31,751 --> 00:41:35,001
Many 'dharma gurus'
have come to the court..

747
00:41:35,084 --> 00:41:37,001
..to give a reply of
Kanji's baseless allegations.

748
00:41:37,084 --> 00:41:40,001
Very few people have been
allowed in the courtroom as well.

749
00:41:40,459 --> 00:41:41,792
Swami, give me your blessings.

750
00:41:43,459 --> 00:41:45,626
Move aside, no one
will touch the swami.

751
00:41:45,709 --> 00:41:47,042
Move aside, move aside.

752
00:41:47,751 --> 00:41:49,376
Down with..
- Kanji!

753
00:41:49,459 --> 00:41:51,042
Down with..
- Kanji!

754
00:41:51,126 --> 00:41:53,001
Down with..
- Kanji!

755
00:41:53,042 --> 00:41:54,459
Down with..
- Kanji!

756
00:41:54,542 --> 00:41:56,334
Down with..
- Kanji!

757
00:41:56,417 --> 00:41:59,876
Down with..
- Kanji!

758
00:41:59,959 --> 00:42:03,459
Kanji, people say you're
doing this for publicity?

759
00:42:03,542 --> 00:42:05,292
Down with..
- Kanji!

760
00:42:05,417 --> 00:42:07,042
Down with..
- Kanji!

761
00:42:07,126 --> 00:42:09,001
Down with..
- Kanji!

762
00:42:14,542 --> 00:42:17,042
You?
- You will sit here.

763
00:42:18,501 --> 00:42:19,751
Sit, sit.

764
00:42:22,251 --> 00:42:24,251
Hey insurance..

765
00:42:25,834 --> 00:42:27,876
How's the Rolex?

766
00:42:28,209 --> 00:42:29,501
Working fine.

767
00:42:29,584 --> 00:42:30,584
Relax.

768
00:42:33,834 --> 00:42:34,834
Relax.

769
00:42:35,084 --> 00:42:38,001
He's the one who spread
the rumour about God eating butter.

770
00:42:44,709 --> 00:42:45,709
All rise.

771
00:42:48,959 --> 00:42:50,126
Kanji, get UP-

772
00:43:09,751 --> 00:43:11,834
Mr. Kanji Lalji Mehta.
- Yes, sir.

773
00:43:12,459 --> 00:43:15,876
We've been informed that
you'll defend your own case.

774
00:43:16,001 --> 00:43:17,251
Yes..

775
00:43:18,417 --> 00:43:20,501
I don't have any other option,
Your Honour.

776
00:43:21,709 --> 00:43:23,084
The other lawyers are scared.

777
00:43:23,167 --> 00:43:26,001
So, I'll have to defend this case..

778
00:43:26,042 --> 00:43:27,459
My lordship, this is
a baseless appeal.

779
00:43:28,501 --> 00:43:29,542
A publicity stunt.

780
00:43:30,167 --> 00:43:32,501
There's no cause of action
that can be proved in court.

781
00:43:33,376 --> 00:43:37,542
So I suggest, under
order <i>7</i> rule no.11..

782
00:43:37,792 --> 00:43:39,209
..of the code of civil procedure.

783
00:43:39,709 --> 00:43:41,792
This case be
straightaway dismissed..

784
00:43:42,084 --> 00:43:43,459
..for out of cause action.

785
00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:48,751
Your Honour,
my English isn't that good..

786
00:43:48,834 --> 00:43:51,792
..but I do
understand that he's asking..

787
00:43:51,876 --> 00:43:53,667
..to shut down this
case immediately.

788
00:43:53,751 --> 00:43:55,209
Right? You're right.

789
00:43:55,792 --> 00:43:58,042
I don't want to get into
this hassle in the first place.

790
00:43:58,292 --> 00:44:00,084
I'm a Gujarati, businessman.

791
00:44:00,709 --> 00:44:03,376
Whether the Lord eists or not,
doesn't make a difference to me.

792
00:44:03,626 --> 00:44:05,042
The insurance people said that..

793
00:44:05,126 --> 00:44:06,792
..God has razed down my shop.

794
00:44:07,084 --> 00:44:09,167
Or, he's the One behind
your shop's destruction.

795
00:44:09,251 --> 00:44:11,376
So, I said fine. Ask God
to compensate for my losses.

796
00:44:11,459 --> 00:44:12,376
Case closed.

797
00:44:12,459 --> 00:44:14,292
But why will God
raze down your shop?

798
00:44:16,667 --> 00:44:17,584
Fool!

799
00:44:17,667 --> 00:44:18,667
Please.

800
00:44:19,001 --> 00:44:21,667
Please come to the
witness box and speak.

801
00:44:27,251 --> 00:44:29,792
May Lord forgive his naiveness.

802
00:44:31,334 --> 00:44:33,876
May Lord forgive his naiveness.

803
00:44:34,751 --> 00:44:37,167
May Lord forgive his naiveness.

804
00:44:37,667 --> 00:44:39,501
Why will God raze down my shop?

805
00:44:40,001 --> 00:44:43,417
Exactly, why will
God raze down my shop?

806
00:44:44,001 --> 00:44:46,417
He has other important
things to do.

807
00:44:47,001 --> 00:44:49,667
So, tell the
insurance company to pay me.

808
00:44:50,251 --> 00:44:51,334
End of matter.

809
00:44:51,417 --> 00:44:53,251
Why will the
insurance company pay you?

810
00:44:53,626 --> 00:44:55,376
You've agreed to the
terms and conditions..

811
00:44:55,459 --> 00:44:56,626
..of the insurance company.

812
00:44:57,001 --> 00:44:57,959
Exhibit no.1, sir.

813
00:44:58,001 --> 00:45:00,542
Right. Then God will
have to compensate for it.

814
00:45:01,292 --> 00:45:03,126
Call upon,
Lord Ram, Shiva, Ganpati..

815
00:45:03,209 --> 00:45:05,209
..Whoever you get
along better with.

816
00:45:05,501 --> 00:45:08,542
Do some of your hocus-pocus, or..
- Fool!

817
00:45:09,959 --> 00:45:12,834
The only way to find
God is through salvation.

818
00:45:13,667 --> 00:45:16,167
God won't descend down on earth..

819
00:45:16,542 --> 00:45:18,126
..for a ordinary man like you.

820
00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:21,084
He would only if He exists.

821
00:45:23,209 --> 00:45:26,959
You're turnover is in millions,
and this is a small settlement.

822
00:45:27,167 --> 00:45:28,001
Just say yes.

823
00:45:28,042 --> 00:45:31,167
I will even give you
cash discount. Really.

824
00:45:33,792 --> 00:45:35,001
I object, Your Honour.

825
00:45:36,542 --> 00:45:40,667
Mr. Kanji is calling
service to God a business.

826
00:45:40,834 --> 00:45:44,042
Of course it's business.

827
00:45:44,792 --> 00:45:46,542
Take a visit to
any religious place.

828
00:45:46,626 --> 00:45:48,251
First you've to pay for parking.

829
00:45:48,417 --> 00:45:51,417
Then, pay for standing
in the smaller queue.

830
00:45:51,667 --> 00:45:54,501
Then pay for the flowers,
blanket, candle.

831
00:45:54,751 --> 00:45:57,001
And the donation box is
kept right before the idol.

832
00:45:57,084 --> 00:45:59,042
As soon as you bow down,
you've to put something in it.

833
00:45:59,126 --> 00:46:02,167
And they even charge
for the offerings of God.

834
00:46:02,709 --> 00:46:06,709
Just like we're charged for
seeing wax statues in the museum.

835
00:46:06,792 --> 00:46:10,251
Similarly, they charge us for
seeing the stone idols in temples.

836
00:46:11,501 --> 00:46:13,251
And the priests
have salaries as well.

837
00:46:13,334 --> 00:46:14,834
His is less, and his is more.

838
00:46:14,917 --> 00:46:16,876
And you even have
income tax benefits.

839
00:46:17,084 --> 00:46:18,459
Right?

840
00:46:18,876 --> 00:46:20,459
So, where's the service?

841
00:46:20,542 --> 00:46:24,459
And, Your Honour, there's never
recession in this business.

842
00:46:24,542 --> 00:46:25,334
No.

843
00:46:25,417 --> 00:46:27,667
In fact, they do better
business during recession.

844
00:46:27,751 --> 00:46:29,667
"Oh, God! Oh my, God!"

845
00:46:30,126 --> 00:46:31,126
Relax.

846
00:46:31,417 --> 00:46:33,126
Consider that it is a business.

847
00:46:33,584 --> 00:46:35,001
Still, why are you
asking them for compensation?

848
00:46:35,792 --> 00:46:37,167
You pay premiums
for your insurance..

849
00:46:37,251 --> 00:46:38,834
..so you can ask
them for a compensation.

850
00:46:39,042 --> 00:46:40,584
But why will the temple pay you?

851
00:46:41,292 --> 00:46:45,334
Because...I've paid premiums
in their temples as well. - What?

852
00:46:45,501 --> 00:46:46,709
What nonsense?

853
00:46:47,417 --> 00:46:50,042
I knew you won't believe me..

854
00:46:50,126 --> 00:46:53,542
..so I have brought
all the proofs along.

855
00:46:53,917 --> 00:46:56,876
Look. These are the
receipts of the premium..

856
00:46:56,959 --> 00:46:59,251
...I've been paying
for the last 18 years.

857
00:46:59,876 --> 00:47:01,334
On my wife's advice.

858
00:47:01,626 --> 00:47:02,626
Look

859
00:47:02,709 --> 00:47:05,376
My first premium
was for 1501 rupees..

860
00:47:05,876 --> 00:47:09,167
There's a well-known temple
in the South. I paid it there.

861
00:47:10,667 --> 00:47:13,667
Then, I've been paying
1000 rupees every year..

862
00:47:13,751 --> 00:47:15,376
..at Lord Ganesha's stall.

863
00:47:15,459 --> 00:47:17,542
It's called a mandap.

864
00:47:18,292 --> 00:47:22,417
And, your honour, my mother-in-law
used to be very sick.

865
00:47:22,501 --> 00:47:26,251
So, the temple
authorities said, "Pay us 11,000.."

866
00:47:26,542 --> 00:47:28,417
"..perform a veneration
and watch the miracle".

867
00:47:28,751 --> 00:47:31,042
We performed the veneration
and my mother-in-law passed away.

868
00:47:32,167 --> 00:47:34,459
That was a good thing,
but I also lost 11,000.

869
00:47:35,126 --> 00:47:37,334
And they didn't
refund a single rupee.

870
00:47:38,584 --> 00:47:40,667
And then, donation at the mosque..

871
00:47:40,751 --> 00:47:43,917
..blanket at the shrine,
candle at church, alms for beggar..

872
00:47:44,001 --> 00:47:46,292
..incense sticks,
veil for Mother Goddess.

873
00:47:46,709 --> 00:47:50,459
In total I've paid around 10
lakhs in all these stores.

874
00:47:50,542 --> 00:47:51,542
Enough!

875
00:47:52,459 --> 00:47:53,459
Enough!

876
00:47:55,417 --> 00:47:57,501
Don't call it a store.

877
00:47:57,917 --> 00:47:59,584
It's called a temple.

878
00:48:01,126 --> 00:48:04,084
And people donate
willingly at the temple..

879
00:48:04,167 --> 00:48:07,209
..for the peace and
prosperity of their family.

880
00:48:07,417 --> 00:48:09,209
Even I gave this amount..

881
00:48:09,292 --> 00:48:11,542
..for the peace and
prosperity of my family.

882
00:48:11,876 --> 00:48:13,751
And not for fun.

883
00:48:14,417 --> 00:48:17,042
But your God snatched
all the peace from my life.

884
00:48:17,126 --> 00:48:19,126
Because only God can
cause earthquakes.

885
00:48:19,709 --> 00:48:21,042
Humans cannot do it.

886
00:48:21,334 --> 00:48:24,167
So tell me, don't I've a right
to ask God for compensation?

887
00:48:24,251 --> 00:48:25,292
<i>Mr. Kan“.</i>

888
00:48:25,834 --> 00:48:27,459
You've a tiff with God, don't you?
- Yes.

889
00:48:27,792 --> 00:48:29,292
So why don't you ask Him
directly for compensation?

890
00:48:29,417 --> 00:48:30,584
Why are you asking the temples?

891
00:48:32,126 --> 00:48:37,084
Which company supplies
electricity to your home?

892
00:48:38,167 --> 00:48:39,209
Reliance.
- Reliance.

893
00:48:39,292 --> 00:48:41,709
So if there's an
electricity problem in your home..

894
00:48:41,792 --> 00:48:44,001
..you will call up the
Reliance office, won't you?

895
00:48:44,292 --> 00:48:46,209
You won't call
Anil Ambani directly.

896
00:48:47,584 --> 00:48:50,542
Mr. Anil,
we've a electricity problem.

897
00:48:52,126 --> 00:48:53,126
Silence.

898
00:48:53,792 --> 00:48:55,001
What do you mean?

899
00:48:55,709 --> 00:48:56,751
What do you mean?

900
00:48:57,167 --> 00:49:02,251
These priests, the saints
are officers of God. - No.

901
00:49:02,334 --> 00:49:04,001
They aren't officers.

902
00:49:04,292 --> 00:49:06,126
Officers are educated people.

903
00:49:06,792 --> 00:49:08,959
They are...

904
00:49:09,292 --> 00:49:11,167
They are salesmen, Your Honour.

905
00:49:13,209 --> 00:49:14,917
They are collection agents..

906
00:49:15,001 --> 00:49:16,792
..because they own God's franchise.

907
00:49:16,876 --> 00:49:18,209
Your Honour.

908
00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:23,084
This man's an atheist.

909
00:49:25,042 --> 00:49:29,251
He doesn't know what he's saying.

910
00:49:31,209 --> 00:49:33,542
But, we are saints.

911
00:49:34,376 --> 00:49:35,667
We will forgive him.

912
00:49:37,001 --> 00:49:42,417
But the world will never
forgive him for this grave sin.

913
00:49:42,501 --> 00:49:44,876
You won't be able to set
foot out of your house..

914
00:49:44,959 --> 00:49:47,209
..if you say anything else.

915
00:49:47,542 --> 00:49:51,001
ls that your concern for me..

916
00:49:51,042 --> 00:49:53,376
..or are you threatening
me in front of the judge?

917
00:49:55,417 --> 00:49:58,292
We...are concerned for you.

918
00:49:58,501 --> 00:50:00,542
They pay me up quickly.
End this matter.

919
00:50:00,709 --> 00:50:02,542
My lord, this is enough.

920
00:50:02,834 --> 00:50:04,626
The donation receipts,
the submissions.

921
00:50:04,959 --> 00:50:07,709
There's no agency agreement
between God and my clients.

922
00:50:08,751 --> 00:50:10,459
Kanji is saying baseless things.

923
00:50:11,251 --> 00:50:14,209
We cannot file a case
against God for such a small thing.

924
00:50:14,292 --> 00:50:15,292
Small?

925
00:50:16,542 --> 00:50:18,376
My lord, this isn't small issue.

926
00:50:18,834 --> 00:50:20,417
That shop means everything to me.

927
00:50:21,001 --> 00:50:22,167
My means of earning.

928
00:50:22,251 --> 00:50:24,084
The only way to support my family.

929
00:50:25,001 --> 00:50:28,626
And I built that
shop with hard work.

930
00:50:29,209 --> 00:50:31,584
Now, it's just a piece of land.

931
00:50:32,126 --> 00:50:34,001
And no one's ready
to buy that as well.

932
00:50:34,792 --> 00:50:37,667
These people say,
"Donate with faith.."

933
00:50:37,751 --> 00:50:39,501
"..and you'll never be wronged".

934
00:50:40,584 --> 00:50:43,126
And the insurance people say
"Pay your premiums on time.."

935
00:50:43,209 --> 00:50:45,001
"..we're there in
your troubled times".

936
00:50:45,209 --> 00:50:48,084
I gave donations and
also paid my premiums.

937
00:50:48,417 --> 00:50:50,334
But none of them are
willing to help me.

938
00:50:51,084 --> 00:50:52,751
lam an ordinary human.

939
00:50:53,001 --> 00:50:54,459
A middle-class man.

940
00:50:54,876 --> 00:50:56,001
My family, my wife and children..

941
00:50:56,042 --> 00:50:57,501
..will be forced
to live on streets.

942
00:50:58,126 --> 00:50:59,251
No, my lord.

943
00:50:59,459 --> 00:51:02,709
You'll have to give me a chance
to defend my case in this court.

944
00:51:03,167 --> 00:51:06,126
And the constituency of
India gives me the right..

945
00:51:06,209 --> 00:51:08,126
..to voice my plea in this court.

946
00:51:09,126 --> 00:51:10,584
So please, my lord.

947
00:51:20,042 --> 00:51:25,584
One crore is a big amount
for a middle-class businessman.

948
00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:29,584
And especially, when it's
a question of his survival.

949
00:51:30,792 --> 00:51:37,084
So, the court accepts
Kanji Lalji Mehta's case.

950
00:51:43,751 --> 00:51:44,751
Silence.

951
00:51:47,126 --> 00:51:49,126
And only after
carefully examining..

952
00:51:49,834 --> 00:51:51,459
..all the evidences and arguments..

953
00:51:51,542 --> 00:51:53,167
..the court will give
its verdict, whether..

954
00:51:53,251 --> 00:51:56,501
..Mr. Mr. Kanji Lal will
get his compensation or not.

955
00:51:57,251 --> 00:51:59,126
And if he does,
then who will pay him?

956
00:51:59,959 --> 00:52:03,042
The insurance company or,
the temple.

957
00:52:03,751 --> 00:52:05,334
The court's adjourned for the day.

958
00:52:13,292 --> 00:52:14,792
Wait. Wait.

959
00:52:16,292 --> 00:52:20,001
You can perform all
the veneration you want..

960
00:52:20,334 --> 00:52:22,959
..and ring those bells
as many times you wish.

961
00:52:24,001 --> 00:52:26,834
Your God razed down my shop.

962
00:52:27,709 --> 00:52:32,542
And now, I will alone
shut down all his shops..

963
00:52:32,917 --> 00:52:35,542
..or my name isn't
Kanji Lalji Mehta.

964
00:52:36,084 --> 00:52:39,584
And this isn't my concern for you.

965
00:52:40,042 --> 00:52:42,209
It's a direct warning.

966
00:52:42,709 --> 00:52:43,959
Yes.

967
00:53:27,042 --> 00:53:32,126
You're safe here,
it's a government property.

968
00:53:33,542 --> 00:53:35,042
But how will you escape them?

969
00:53:45,084 --> 00:53:46,917
Down with..
- Kanji!

970
00:53:47,001 --> 00:53:48,376
Down with..
- Kanji!

971
00:53:48,459 --> 00:53:50,001
Down with..
- Kanji!

972
00:53:50,084 --> 00:53:51,751
Down with..
- Kanji!

973
00:53:51,834 --> 00:53:53,584
Down with..
- Kanji!

974
00:53:53,667 --> 00:53:55,334
Down with..
- Kanji!

975
00:53:55,417 --> 00:53:57,417
Down with..
- Kanji!

976
00:53:57,501 --> 00:54:00,876
Sir. The case has been accepted.

977
00:54:00,959 --> 00:54:02,626
I'm worried about
Sushila and the children.

978
00:54:02,709 --> 00:54:03,876
I'll take a cab, you go.

979
00:54:04,001 --> 00:54:05,626
But how can I leave you alone.

980
00:54:05,709 --> 00:54:07,917
I'm going to the police station,
for protection.

981
00:54:08,001 --> 00:54:09,417
Drop her home as well. Go.

982
00:54:10,001 --> 00:54:10,959
Be careful, dear.

983
00:54:11,001 --> 00:54:12,792
GO, Q0, go‘

984
00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:14,917
Are the boys ready?

985
00:54:18,292 --> 00:54:19,542
Remember.

986
00:54:20,459 --> 00:54:23,376
Kanji shouldn't get
to see daylight. That's it.

987
00:54:26,292 --> 00:54:27,709
There he is.

988
00:54:55,167 --> 00:54:57,292
Catch him. There he goes.

989
00:54:58,126 --> 00:54:59,751
Don't let him go.

990
00:55:08,167 --> 00:55:10,251
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

991
00:55:11,167 --> 00:55:13,834
"govinda aala re.."

992
00:55:15,417 --> 00:55:17,709
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

993
00:55:22,709 --> 00:55:24,584
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

994
00:55:29,917 --> 00:55:32,126
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

995
00:55:49,251 --> 00:55:50,584
Let's sit down and talk.

996
00:55:50,834 --> 00:55:52,376
All I did was file a case.

997
00:55:52,876 --> 00:55:55,251
If you try to talk
they'll cut you in half.

998
00:55:55,501 --> 00:55:56,501
Look behind.

999
00:55:56,834 --> 00:55:58,251
Catch him.

1000
00:55:58,334 --> 00:55:59,709
Faster!

1001
00:56:03,251 --> 00:56:04,251
Who are you?

1002
00:56:04,334 --> 00:56:06,001
Krishna Vasudev Yadav.

1003
00:56:06,334 --> 00:56:07,251
What?

1004
00:56:07,334 --> 00:56:10,376
Krishna Vasudev Yadav from Gokul.

1005
00:56:11,001 --> 00:56:12,459
So you're from UP.

1006
00:56:12,667 --> 00:56:15,167
You can call me Kanhaiyya.

1007
00:56:15,251 --> 00:56:16,542
Catch him, catch him.

1008
00:56:19,417 --> 00:56:20,417
Catch him.

1009
00:56:26,001 --> 00:56:27,209
Careful.

1010
00:56:45,001 --> 00:56:46,834
Are you a man or a stuntman?

1011
00:56:47,251 --> 00:56:48,876
You can call me a stuntman as well.

1012
00:56:49,376 --> 00:56:51,917
But people call
my stunts a miracle.

1013
00:56:52,542 --> 00:56:54,501
Miracle.
- Hold on.

1014
00:56:55,001 --> 00:56:56,917
You aren't wearing a helmet either.

1015
00:56:57,501 --> 00:56:58,751
There he is.

1016
00:56:58,834 --> 00:57:00,792
There's a lot of traffic on earth.

1017
00:57:05,876 --> 00:57:07,834
Where do you think you're going,
go that way.

1018
00:57:09,667 --> 00:57:11,042
Drive on the road.

1019
00:57:24,626 --> 00:57:25,626
Faster!

1020
00:57:25,709 --> 00:57:27,709
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

1021
00:57:30,209 --> 00:57:31,667
That was a narrow escape.

1022
00:57:31,959 --> 00:57:34,001
Now, take me to Brahmanwadi.

1023
00:57:35,417 --> 00:57:40,709
Go straight then take a left,
then right and another left.

1024
00:57:41,251 --> 00:57:42,959
And you'll be home, go on.

1025
00:57:43,209 --> 00:57:45,501
You brought me this far,
so drop me home as well.

1026
00:57:45,667 --> 00:57:47,084
My job's to show the way..

1027
00:57:47,167 --> 00:57:49,126
...it's your job to
get to the destination.

1028
00:57:54,376 --> 00:57:55,251
Keep it.

1029
00:57:55,334 --> 00:57:56,042
Thank you so much.

1030
00:57:56,126 --> 00:57:57,876
You're so kind.
- Thank you.

1031
00:57:58,167 --> 00:58:00,667
Take care.
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

1032
00:58:10,209 --> 00:58:13,001
Papa!
- Sushila.

1033
00:58:13,501 --> 00:58:14,917
ls everything fine?

1034
00:58:15,709 --> 00:58:17,584
Go up and take a look in the house,
you'll know.

1035
00:58:18,042 --> 00:58:19,626
Thankfully we survived, otherwise..

1036
00:58:19,709 --> 00:58:21,292
No, I'll talk to the police.

1037
00:58:21,376 --> 00:58:22,209
Don't worry.

1038
00:58:22,292 --> 00:58:26,917
They hurled stones and
acid bottles in our house.

1039
00:58:27,542 --> 00:58:29,667
I don't care If I die.

1040
00:58:29,751 --> 00:58:31,042
But the children.

1041
00:58:31,792 --> 00:58:34,501
If Jigna would've
been hit by that acid..

1042
00:58:34,584 --> 00:58:35,959
I won't let anything
happen to them.

1043
00:58:36,001 --> 00:58:37,167
I am their father. Please.

1044
00:58:37,251 --> 00:58:38,751
So, understand the
duties of a father.

1045
00:58:38,834 --> 00:58:40,667
Withdraw the case.
- You're a fool.

1046
00:58:41,501 --> 00:58:42,876
I'm about to lose my house.

1047
00:58:45,167 --> 00:58:46,584
Where will we stay?

1048
00:58:46,959 --> 00:58:49,209
On the streets, or in their house?

1049
00:58:50,334 --> 00:58:52,876
Do we have any other option?
Why don't you understand?

1050
00:58:52,959 --> 00:58:54,584
Come on, Jigna. Sit in the car.

1051
00:58:56,001 --> 00:58:57,376
He's made a mess of things.

1052
00:58:57,459 --> 00:58:59,042
I won't leave papa.

1053
00:59:00,209 --> 00:59:01,709
I'll slap you if you refuse.
- No, mother.

1054
00:59:01,792 --> 00:59:03,626
Come inside, sit inside.

1055
00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:07,709
Please..

1056
00:59:52,167 --> 00:59:53,001
Hello.

1057
00:59:54,334 --> 00:59:55,334
Hello.

1058
00:59:56,084 --> 00:59:58,001
Who is it?
- Bhagwan (God).

1059
00:59:58,084 --> 00:59:58,876
What?

1060
00:59:59,834 --> 01:00:02,167
If you were a Muslim,
I would've said Allah.

1061
01:00:02,501 --> 01:00:04,417
If you were a Christian,
then Jesus Christ.

1062
01:00:04,751 --> 01:00:07,126
You're a Hindu, so Krishna.

1063
01:00:13,084 --> 01:00:14,417
You, here?

1064
01:00:15,834 --> 01:00:19,251
You're an excellent stuntman,
really.

1065
01:00:19,334 --> 01:00:20,084
Very good.

1066
01:00:20,167 --> 01:00:22,167
I'm sure you're
acting is decent as well.

1067
01:00:22,751 --> 01:00:25,584
Why don't you approach
some television channel?

1068
01:00:25,667 --> 01:00:30,167
They keep remaking
Ramayan and Mahabharat.

1069
01:00:30,667 --> 01:00:32,167
Krishna.

1070
01:00:33,876 --> 01:00:36,001
Suited-booted Krishna.

1071
01:00:36,542 --> 01:00:38,084
Here to teach me a lesson.

1072
01:00:39,417 --> 01:00:41,084
Look.

1073
01:00:41,626 --> 01:00:43,376
Look there.

1074
01:00:43,542 --> 01:00:45,167
Gods are bare-bodied.

1075
01:00:45,501 --> 01:00:46,792
Like this.

1076
01:00:47,292 --> 01:00:49,626
They're never fully covered.

1077
01:00:51,001 --> 01:00:52,709
That's your wedding photo, right?
- Yes.

1078
01:00:52,792 --> 01:00:54,042
Wearing that traditional attire.

1079
01:00:54,126 --> 01:00:56,376
So, did you only wear
a traditional attire..

1080
01:00:56,459 --> 01:00:57,667
..since your wedding?

1081
01:00:57,834 --> 01:00:59,292
No, right?
- No.

1082
01:00:59,709 --> 01:01:02,626
See. That's our older image.

1083
01:01:02,959 --> 01:01:05,209
Conch in one hand,
mace in the other.

1084
01:01:05,292 --> 01:01:07,001
Where are yours?

1085
01:01:07,042 --> 01:01:10,042
If I keep holding them all day,
won't my arms hurt?

1086
01:01:12,834 --> 01:01:13,834
Think.

1087
01:01:14,126 --> 01:01:16,876
Actually, our latest photos
haven't been updated on Facebook.

1088
01:01:17,334 --> 01:01:18,959
People still use the
older ones, and we let them.

1089
01:01:19,001 --> 01:01:20,001
We don't have a problem.

1090
01:01:20,042 --> 01:01:22,001
Let them.
- That's enough.

1091
01:01:22,209 --> 01:01:23,917
You're boring me now.
Get out, leave.

1092
01:01:27,459 --> 01:01:28,459
Mahadev!

1093
01:01:29,626 --> 01:01:33,584
Mahadev!
- Only you can hear and see me.

1094
01:01:34,459 --> 01:01:36,001
Yes, coming. Coming.

1095
01:01:41,001 --> 01:01:41,959
Mahadev!

1096
01:01:42,001 --> 01:01:43,626
<i>What happened?
What happened, Kan“?</i>

1097
01:01:44,042 --> 01:01:44,917
See him.

1098
01:01:45,001 --> 01:01:46,792
He calls himself God.

1099
01:01:47,626 --> 01:01:48,834
I can see him.

1100
01:01:49,126 --> 01:01:50,376
He can see you.

1101
01:01:50,501 --> 01:01:53,459
My name's Krishna,
your new neighbour.

1102
01:01:54,251 --> 01:01:55,626
Neighbour?

1103
01:01:56,417 --> 01:01:57,417
Neighbour?

1104
01:01:57,667 --> 01:02:00,042
The person Kanji had
mortgaged his house to..

1105
01:02:00,126 --> 01:02:01,459
..has sold it to me.

1106
01:02:03,001 --> 01:02:04,251
Here are the documents.

1107
01:02:07,459 --> 01:02:11,042
And, Kanji bhai,
sorry for that joke about God.

1108
01:02:13,042 --> 01:02:14,126
What's this?

1109
01:02:14,834 --> 01:02:16,834
How can he sell my house to him?

1110
01:02:17,042 --> 01:02:18,917
I was about to pay him on time.

1111
01:02:19,001 --> 01:02:20,001
I already paid him.

1112
01:02:20,042 --> 01:02:21,292
This isn't done.

1113
01:02:21,417 --> 01:02:22,626
This is my house.
Nobody can just buy it.

1114
01:02:22,709 --> 01:02:25,126
Relax. Chill.

1115
01:02:25,626 --> 01:02:28,709
When you get your
compensation from God..

1116
01:02:28,792 --> 01:02:32,626
...you can repay me, I will leave.

1117
01:02:32,709 --> 01:02:35,709
And anyway, I always leave
after my project is over.

1118
01:02:35,792 --> 01:02:39,126
Why buy the house
when you want to leave?

1119
01:02:39,584 --> 01:02:40,709
Are you a agent?

1120
01:02:42,667 --> 01:02:44,126
I am not that low.

1121
01:02:44,459 --> 01:02:45,834
I've a consultancy firm.

1122
01:02:46,251 --> 01:02:48,417
I give advice to people.
- Advice.

1123
01:02:48,501 --> 01:02:50,501
Anyone who thinks of me.

1124
01:02:50,584 --> 01:02:52,251
Public service.
Service open to all.

1125
01:02:52,876 --> 01:02:55,042
A solution to every problem.

1126
01:02:55,667 --> 01:02:58,126
Sometimes it gets slightly delayed.

1127
01:02:58,209 --> 01:02:59,959
But...l always get there on time.

1128
01:03:00,334 --> 01:03:01,751
There's delay but not denial.

1129
01:03:01,834 --> 01:03:03,792
Just like I came here,
to help Kanji bhai.

1130
01:03:04,584 --> 01:03:05,584
He'll me?

1131
01:03:05,709 --> 01:03:07,042
I found out about your condition..

1132
01:03:07,126 --> 01:03:08,584
..only after I brought the house.

1133
01:03:09,667 --> 01:03:10,876
The court case, lost your shop..

1134
01:03:10,959 --> 01:03:12,167
..and your wife and children too.

1135
01:03:12,251 --> 01:03:14,126
Kanji bhai, don't worry.

1136
01:03:14,626 --> 01:03:15,917
You can stay here.

1137
01:03:16,751 --> 01:03:19,251
In return,
I will only use your things.

1138
01:03:19,542 --> 01:03:20,959
Television, fridge, etcetera.

1139
01:03:25,167 --> 01:03:26,292
Fine, but remember..

1140
01:03:26,376 --> 01:03:28,376
..one day I will
buy this house back from you.

1141
01:03:28,667 --> 01:03:29,667
So be it!

1142
01:03:30,459 --> 01:03:31,834
I mean, I promise.

1143
01:03:33,376 --> 01:03:35,292
He's a nice man.
- Something you said.

1144
01:03:35,459 --> 01:03:37,334
No, just.. Cheers.

1145
01:03:39,292 --> 01:03:41,459
Calls himself God.
I think he's drunk.

1146
01:03:41,542 --> 01:03:45,542
Thank you, for letting
me stay in my own house.

1147
01:03:45,876 --> 01:03:47,042
Thank you so much.

1148
01:03:48,459 --> 01:03:49,459
Thank you.

1149
01:03:50,959 --> 01:03:53,334
I will sleep outside
on the terrace.

1150
01:03:53,792 --> 01:03:55,167
And you can sleep
wherever you want.

1151
01:03:55,251 --> 01:03:56,292
It's your house.

1152
01:03:56,751 --> 01:03:58,167
Thank you. Goodnight.

1153
01:03:58,667 --> 01:04:00,751
And yes,
the light switch is at the back.

1154
01:04:00,834 --> 01:04:02,417
Switch off the lights
before you go to sleep.

1155
01:04:07,084 --> 01:04:08,542
Another power failure.

1156
01:04:09,876 --> 01:04:13,709
No. you switched it off.
- No, I didn't.

1157
01:04:14,001 --> 01:04:15,042
You're drunk.

1158
01:04:15,126 --> 01:04:16,126
SQ?

1159
01:04:18,792 --> 01:04:19,792
I see.

1160
01:04:31,084 --> 01:04:33,792
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

1161
01:04:38,417 --> 01:04:41,001
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

1162
01:04:45,667 --> 01:04:47,792
"Go...go...go...Govinda."

1163
01:05:12,251 --> 01:05:14,876
Case on God admitted. Paper,
paper, paper.

1164
01:05:14,959 --> 01:05:16,626
High Court has put it's seal on it.

1165
01:05:23,167 --> 01:05:25,917
Through the notice prepared
by advocate Hanif Qureshi..

1166
01:05:26,001 --> 01:05:28,792
..Kanji Lalji Mehta's case
on God has been accepted.

1167
01:05:28,876 --> 01:05:30,001
I think he's mad.

1168
01:05:30,042 --> 01:05:31,209
I'm leaving.

1169
01:05:31,292 --> 01:05:32,459
Hey Jigna, what happened?

1170
01:05:38,917 --> 01:05:41,001
See, his wife ran away.

1171
01:05:41,167 --> 01:05:42,792
Who can live with that madman?

1172
01:05:43,001 --> 01:05:45,042
I don't even talk to him.

1173
01:05:45,126 --> 01:05:47,126
Or the Lord might
punish us as well.

1174
01:05:52,042 --> 01:05:54,959
What a splendid bike.
- But, who is he?

1175
01:05:55,126 --> 01:05:56,876
I think he arrived just last night.

1176
01:05:58,959 --> 01:06:01,917
Who's playing this classical music?

1177
01:06:02,001 --> 01:06:06,584
I've heard that the new
guest is really handsome.

1178
01:06:06,667 --> 01:06:08,626
Don't I look handsome?

1179
01:06:09,209 --> 01:06:10,417
Get inside.

1180
01:06:17,459 --> 01:06:18,834
Hey, Hari Prasad.

1181
01:06:21,292 --> 01:06:22,542
Hey, Chaurasiya.

1182
01:06:23,376 --> 01:06:25,042
What's all this?

1183
01:06:25,792 --> 01:06:27,042
I was waking up the birds!

1184
01:06:27,126 --> 01:06:28,126
What? Who?

1185
01:06:28,459 --> 01:06:30,001
I was waking up the birds!

1186
01:06:30,417 --> 01:06:32,084
Practice. I was practising.

1187
01:06:32,626 --> 01:06:34,001
It's a good thing to
do in the morning.

1188
01:06:34,084 --> 01:06:36,251
Don't do it.
Don't do all this in my house.

1189
01:06:38,667 --> 01:06:40,584
It's your house you can
play anything you want.

1190
01:06:41,084 --> 01:06:42,751
Good morning.
- What?

1191
01:06:42,959 --> 01:06:44,834
Not me,
there's a lady in your house.

1192
01:06:46,209 --> 01:06:47,501
Hello.

1193
01:06:48,084 --> 01:06:49,251
Hello.

1194
01:06:49,376 --> 01:06:51,584
I brought breakfast.

1195
01:06:51,751 --> 01:06:53,834
I thought since sister-in-law
isn't home, so.. - No need.

1196
01:06:53,917 --> 01:06:55,542
I'll have bread and butter.

1197
01:06:58,001 --> 01:06:59,126
Where's the butter?

1198
01:07:00,251 --> 01:07:01,251
I ate it.

1199
01:07:04,751 --> 01:07:07,292
There was half a kilo of butter
in there, you ate it all.

1200
01:07:07,542 --> 01:07:09,667
It's my favourite thing.
So I ate it.

1201
01:07:09,959 --> 01:07:11,001
Tell me one thing.

1202
01:07:11,292 --> 01:07:13,084
Why do they make it so salty?

1203
01:07:13,751 --> 01:07:15,167
Just like his name.

1204
01:07:16,667 --> 01:07:17,834
Are you all alone?

1205
01:07:17,917 --> 01:07:19,542
Your wife?
- Of course.

1206
01:07:19,792 --> 01:07:21,001
Sixteen thousand..
- What?

1207
01:07:21,084 --> 01:07:22,126
She lives in Sholapur.

1208
01:07:23,917 --> 01:07:26,459
What did you hear?
- Sixteen thousand.

1209
01:07:26,792 --> 01:07:29,167
No, she lives in Sholapur.

1210
01:07:29,542 --> 01:07:30,959
He can't handle one..

1211
01:07:31,001 --> 01:07:32,626
..how can I have sixteen thousand.

1212
01:07:32,709 --> 01:07:34,959
Please go. He's a big liar.

1213
01:07:35,001 --> 01:07:36,251
He was boring me yesterday.

1214
01:07:36,334 --> 01:07:38,584
Please go.
- Give it.

1215
01:07:40,792 --> 01:07:42,709
If you eat all that
you'll get a stomach ache.

1216
01:07:42,792 --> 01:07:44,459
First half a kilo of
butter and now this.

1217
01:07:44,917 --> 01:07:46,084
I'll be fine.

1218
01:07:49,126 --> 01:07:51,501
Hello.
- Sir, I'm speaking from ABP News.

1219
01:07:51,584 --> 01:07:53,501
lam standing below your house.

1220
01:07:54,751 --> 01:07:55,751
Sir.

1221
01:07:56,334 --> 01:07:59,209
Look, I don't want to be
a piece of news for you.

1222
01:07:59,876 --> 01:08:01,584
And don't call me again.

1223
01:08:02,292 --> 01:08:04,167
Sir, just one interview.

1224
01:08:04,501 --> 01:08:09,334
Since he filed a case
against God, he's become alone.

1225
01:08:11,751 --> 01:08:13,501
One has to tread
on such a path alone.

1226
01:08:14,584 --> 01:08:17,334
Let's see how far our friend goes.

1227
01:08:20,792 --> 01:08:22,376
The advocate who
prepared Kanji‘s notice.

1228
01:08:22,459 --> 01:08:24,001
He lives that way.

1229
01:08:24,084 --> 01:08:26,042
<i>Excuse me, advocate Han“ Qureshi.</i>

1230
01:08:26,417 --> 01:08:27,792
He lives right there.

1231
01:08:27,876 --> 01:08:30,251
Where does advocate
Hanif Qureshi live?

1232
01:08:30,334 --> 01:08:31,751
He lives right there.

1233
01:08:32,001 --> 01:08:34,084
Advocate Hanif Qureshi lives there.

1234
01:08:40,584 --> 01:08:43,376
155 letters, and calls too.

1235
01:08:44,084 --> 01:08:47,459
Bhuj, Latur, Vishakapatnam.

1236
01:08:48,084 --> 01:08:50,626
Their claims haven't
been approved..

1237
01:08:51,126 --> 01:08:54,251
...for the past few
years due to 'Act of God'.

1238
01:08:55,542 --> 01:08:59,584
All they all want you
to defend their cases.

1239
01:09:00,459 --> 01:09:05,459
Son, I've lost my
house in the earthquake.

1240
01:09:07,292 --> 01:09:11,876
My son and his wife died too.

1241
01:09:16,042 --> 01:09:17,501
This is my grandson.

1242
01:09:18,042 --> 01:09:20,667
His cancer needs to be operated.

1243
01:09:21,167 --> 01:09:25,459
If I get the insurance money,
everything will be alright.

1244
01:09:26,459 --> 01:09:28,251
This is Aslam.

1245
01:09:28,334 --> 01:09:29,334
Hello.
- Hello.

1246
01:09:29,709 --> 01:09:31,709
He lost everything in the Tsunami.

1247
01:09:32,542 --> 01:09:36,084
He lost all the money he had
saved for his sister's marriage.

1248
01:09:38,709 --> 01:09:40,042
So you file a case too.

1249
01:09:40,126 --> 01:09:41,667
I'll be cast out..

1250
01:09:41,751 --> 01:09:45,751
..if I go against
the priest or community.

1251
01:09:45,834 --> 01:09:48,167
Look, Aslam.
You aren't going against anyone.

1252
01:09:48,876 --> 01:09:52,917
Those who taught you religion,
taught you to pray..

1253
01:09:53,209 --> 01:09:57,501
..you're just questioning
them why Allah did this to you.

1254
01:09:58,459 --> 01:10:01,542
But, the priest..
- Aslam.

1255
01:10:02,042 --> 01:10:04,876
When you lose your home..

1256
01:10:05,501 --> 01:10:08,292
..will the priest let
you stay in his house?

1257
01:10:09,709 --> 01:10:13,834
Religion is for people,
people aren't made for religion.

1258
01:10:19,501 --> 01:10:23,542
Hanif, how long will it
take to ready their papers?

1259
01:10:24,251 --> 01:10:25,959
As long as it will take me to type.

1260
01:10:27,209 --> 01:10:28,292
Let's begin.

1261
01:10:50,292 --> 01:10:53,167
First one crore, and now
claims worth 400 crores.

1262
01:10:53,376 --> 01:10:54,667
Kanji Mehta!

1263
01:10:55,001 --> 01:10:56,709
Advocate Sardesai
is caught between..

1264
01:10:56,792 --> 01:10:58,917
..the insurance company
and religious organizations.

1265
01:10:59,001 --> 01:11:01,167
For God's sake,
prove that God exists.

1266
01:11:01,459 --> 01:11:03,501
And...and...
make God pay all this!

1267
01:11:03,709 --> 01:11:07,042
The temples, mosques, churches,
they will pay everything.

1268
01:11:07,126 --> 01:11:08,126
<i>Kan“ .</i>

1269
01:11:08,834 --> 01:11:10,626
Wasn't your fight with your God?

1270
01:11:10,709 --> 01:11:12,959
Silence please!
- So why call me here?

1271
01:11:13,209 --> 01:11:18,667
Priest, how can I say
which God of which religion..

1272
01:11:18,751 --> 01:11:23,084
..was behind this earthquake,
or that Tsunami?

1273
01:11:23,542 --> 01:11:25,126
That's your department.

1274
01:11:25,709 --> 01:11:28,917
Your Honour, they're in
constant touch with God.

1275
01:11:29,126 --> 01:11:30,834
They're always in contact.

1276
01:11:31,167 --> 01:11:35,001
Why don't you tell me
Who was responsible?

1277
01:11:35,084 --> 01:11:38,667
Why would our God harm
people of our own religion?

1278
01:11:39,084 --> 01:11:40,251
God will never do such a thing!

1279
01:11:40,334 --> 01:11:42,001
Silence.
- He loves his children!

1280
01:11:42,459 --> 01:11:44,751
Allah doesn't hate
his followers either!

1281
01:11:44,834 --> 01:11:46,584
Relax.
- Please be seated.

1282
01:11:49,001 --> 01:11:53,126
The court needs some time
to study all these cases.

1283
01:11:53,501 --> 01:11:58,209
Anyone related to this
case cannot leave the country.

1284
01:11:58,292 --> 01:11:59,376
What?

1285
01:11:59,459 --> 01:12:00,459
Court is adjourned.

1286
01:12:01,001 --> 01:12:02,751
Long live..
- Kanji!

1287
01:12:02,834 --> 01:12:04,459
Long live..
- Kanji!

1288
01:12:04,542 --> 01:12:06,209
Long live..
- Kanji!

1289
01:12:06,292 --> 01:12:07,792
Long live..
- Kanji!

1290
01:12:07,876 --> 01:12:09,459
Long live..
- Kanji!

1291
01:12:09,584 --> 01:12:11,209
Long live..
- Kanji!

1292
01:12:11,292 --> 01:12:12,917
Long live..
- Kanji!

1293
01:12:13,001 --> 01:12:15,251
Long live..
- Kanji!

1294
01:12:15,334 --> 01:12:21,459
This is government property,
you're safe here.

1295
01:12:22,209 --> 01:12:30,209
But how will you escape them,
in temples, churches and mosques?

1296
01:12:49,709 --> 01:12:51,501
What are you thinking, Leeladhar?

1297
01:12:52,167 --> 01:12:54,792
This has gone beyond the limit.

1298
01:12:55,501 --> 01:13:01,001
Stop all the shams that you're
running in the name of faith.

1299
01:13:04,501 --> 01:13:06,042
Otherwise, the day isn't far when..

1300
01:13:06,376 --> 01:13:09,709
..no one will even spare
alms in the name of God.

1301
01:13:11,834 --> 01:13:12,834
Thank you.

1302
01:13:14,001 --> 01:13:17,001
You don't understand, Leeladhar..
- Thank you.

1303
01:13:40,459 --> 01:13:42,501
This is actually a serious matter.

1304
01:13:43,084 --> 01:13:45,251
People are making him a hero..

1305
01:13:45,334 --> 01:13:49,001
..and the claim
amount is increasing.

1306
01:13:49,042 --> 01:13:51,334
Will you just tell us about
the problems or do something?

1307
01:13:52,876 --> 01:13:54,376
Next week,
I've a religious programme..

1308
01:13:54,459 --> 01:13:56,126
..on the Star Cruise, in Singapore

1309
01:13:56,667 --> 01:13:59,001
And the judge says
I cannot leave the country.

1310
01:13:59,084 --> 01:14:01,001
Do something.
- I would.

1311
01:14:01,084 --> 01:14:03,209
But it's the court,
not the parliament..

1312
01:14:03,292 --> 01:14:06,167
..where we can break a few
chairs and the job's done.

1313
01:14:06,584 --> 01:14:08,001
It's the court.

1314
01:14:08,376 --> 01:14:09,542
Let me think.

1315
01:14:10,209 --> 01:14:11,834
Well, there's one way.

1316
01:14:11,917 --> 01:14:13,126
I know it's an old idea..

1317
01:14:13,209 --> 01:14:15,209
..but these days
it's a lot in fashion.

1318
01:14:16,209 --> 01:14:17,876
Laxman Mishra guarantees..

1319
01:14:17,959 --> 01:14:19,626
..that you'll get
the sympathy of people.

1320
01:14:19,709 --> 01:14:21,042
I guarantee it.

1321
01:14:21,501 --> 01:14:22,501
Thank you.

1322
01:14:23,167 --> 01:14:26,042
Lord blessed us with everything.

1323
01:14:27,001 --> 01:14:30,334
The earth, the air, water,
the flora, fauna, everything.

1324
01:14:32,209 --> 01:14:36,542
Did He ever ask us for service tax?
-No?

1325
01:14:37,001 --> 01:14:39,042
Did he ever ask us for sales tax?
- No.

1326
01:14:39,959 --> 01:14:45,251
And today, a madman has
dragged Him to court..

1327
01:14:46,209 --> 01:14:50,209
..so, will we stay quiet?
- No.

1328
01:14:51,251 --> 01:14:52,501
We will fight.

1329
01:14:53,209 --> 01:14:54,709
We will fight together.

1330
01:14:55,459 --> 01:15:00,709
And so, guiding us on
this path, our beloved..

1331
01:15:01,792 --> 01:15:09,751
..and revered Sri Siddeshwar
Maharaj will fast unto death.

1332
01:15:10,542 --> 01:15:12,501
He will go on a hunger strike.

1333
01:15:14,292 --> 01:15:16,876
Glory to..
- Siddeshwar Maharaj

1334
01:15:16,959 --> 01:15:20,917
Today's the third day of
Siddeshwar Maharaj's hunger strike.

1335
01:15:21,376 --> 01:15:23,334
Many religious
organizations and devotees..

1336
01:15:23,459 --> 01:15:27,667
..from different parts of the country
have supported this movement.

1337
01:15:28,084 --> 01:15:30,292
On the other hand,
Kanji Lalji Mehta..

1338
01:15:30,376 --> 01:15:32,917
..has refused to talk to the media.

1339
01:15:33,209 --> 01:15:34,876
He won't take a sip of water.

1340
01:15:34,959 --> 01:15:36,084
He won't stop.

1341
01:15:36,751 --> 01:15:38,084
He's an ascetic.

1342
01:15:38,501 --> 01:15:47,501
Repeat after me, Glory
to Ram, glory to Sita-Ram!

1343
01:15:59,042 --> 01:16:02,459
Hare Krishna! Hare Krishna!

1344
01:16:02,542 --> 01:16:04,959
Hare Krishna! Hare Krishna!

1345
01:16:05,001 --> 01:16:07,334
And what does God say?

1346
01:16:07,667 --> 01:16:10,251
Awaken the power of your devotion.

1347
01:16:10,626 --> 01:16:14,792
And go tell Kanji, you
can do anything you want.

1348
01:16:14,876 --> 01:16:19,417
We will continue..

1349
01:16:19,709 --> 01:16:22,501
They're defaming me
taking Krishna's name.

1350
01:16:23,084 --> 01:16:24,334
Mine too.

1351
01:16:24,751 --> 01:16:26,084
What have you got to do with this?

1352
01:16:26,167 --> 01:16:27,167
I do.

1353
01:16:27,501 --> 01:16:30,292
When they're defaming you,
they're defaming me too.

1354
01:16:30,542 --> 01:16:31,834
You're my friend after all.

1355
01:16:32,709 --> 01:16:35,584
Look, Kanji bhai, it's
the era of publicity.

1356
01:16:35,792 --> 01:16:39,459
These imposters like to show off.

1357
01:16:39,876 --> 01:16:41,959
I am fighting for my right,
that's all.

1358
01:16:42,667 --> 01:16:45,876
And you will win this fight
only when you expose their lies..

1359
01:16:46,292 --> 01:16:50,042
..and that's possible only
when you speak to the people.

1360
01:16:51,126 --> 01:16:55,167
Even Krishna had to
enter the ring to kill Kans.

1361
01:16:55,834 --> 01:16:58,209
Enough of your fairytales.

1362
01:16:59,459 --> 01:17:01,667
But I did understand one thing.

1363
01:17:02,876 --> 01:17:07,792
Now watch...
how I expose them and their God.

1364
01:17:10,584 --> 01:17:12,626
He's not going to spare me.

1365
01:17:16,417 --> 01:17:19,626
Hello, and welcome to
a very special episode..

1366
01:17:19,709 --> 01:17:21,001
..of on My God!

1367
01:17:21,209 --> 01:17:22,959
Why is this episode special?

1368
01:17:23,126 --> 01:17:25,709
Because Kanji Lalji Mehta..

1369
01:17:25,792 --> 01:17:30,626
..is finally here to
answer all your questions.

1370
01:17:32,292 --> 01:17:35,542
Many of you think
he's crazy and cynical.

1371
01:17:36,542 --> 01:17:40,001
He's the person who...
filed the case against God.

1372
01:17:41,042 --> 01:17:42,584
Kanji bhai, welcome to our show.

1373
01:17:42,667 --> 01:17:44,501
My first question is..

1374
01:17:44,917 --> 01:17:46,917
Why are you after all
the religious sects?

1375
01:17:48,001 --> 01:17:49,834
You media personnel, I tell you..

1376
01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:54,084
Your questions sound
more like allegations..

1377
01:17:54,167 --> 01:17:56,167
..and make us sound guilty.

1378
01:17:57,417 --> 01:18:00,626
I respect all religion
and don't believe in any.

1379
01:18:00,709 --> 01:18:02,209
This man will never change.

1380
01:18:02,292 --> 01:18:04,834
And if God exists,
he will answer all my questions.

1381
01:18:05,167 --> 01:18:07,709
Not just that,
he will support me in my fight.

1382
01:18:08,542 --> 01:18:09,542
How?

1383
01:18:12,709 --> 01:18:14,959
When you were small, a small child.

1384
01:18:15,501 --> 01:18:18,751
What would you do to ask
your papa for chocolate?

1385
01:18:20,292 --> 01:18:22,584
I mean, would you chant his name.

1386
01:18:22,667 --> 01:18:24,501
"Papa, give me chocolates."

1387
01:18:24,917 --> 01:18:27,001
Or, did you venerate
him with incense sticks..

1388
01:18:27,042 --> 01:18:29,042
..or throw flowers...
- No, I didn't do any of that.

1389
01:18:29,501 --> 01:18:32,334
I would directly ask him
whatever I wanted. - Exactly.

1390
01:18:32,417 --> 01:18:34,042
Exactly. I'm doing the same thing.

1391
01:18:34,542 --> 01:18:39,334
People have always told me,
that God is like a father-figure.

1392
01:18:39,459 --> 01:18:43,501
Maybe? But how can I believe,
as long as I don't see Him.

1393
01:18:43,876 --> 01:18:47,126
You're an atheist,
how can God appear before you?

1394
01:18:49,251 --> 01:18:50,459
Eat. Eat.

1395
01:18:51,834 --> 01:18:55,792
Kanji bhai, even I believe that
God's like a father-figure. - Yes.

1396
01:18:56,084 --> 01:18:57,709
So, will he appear before me?

1397
01:18:57,959 --> 01:19:00,042
Do you believe in temples,
idols etcetera?

1398
01:19:00,292 --> 01:19:03,084
Yes, I do.
- Then He won't.

1399
01:19:03,251 --> 01:19:04,251
But Why?

1400
01:19:04,501 --> 01:19:06,501
Because you're searching
for Him in temples and idols.

1401
01:19:06,709 --> 01:19:08,376
Then why does
He have to come personally?

1402
01:19:08,501 --> 01:19:10,167
No, this is wrong.

1403
01:19:10,501 --> 01:19:11,876
God does exist.

1404
01:19:11,959 --> 01:19:13,792
I couldn't find
a decent job for two years.

1405
01:19:13,876 --> 01:19:17,584
I prayed that if I find a job,
I will shave my head.

1406
01:19:17,667 --> 01:19:19,376
And see, I found a job.

1407
01:19:19,501 --> 01:19:21,584
Oh, you shaved
off the entire thing.

1408
01:19:23,001 --> 01:19:24,376
Just imagine.

1409
01:19:24,626 --> 01:19:28,667
You're all dressed and
leaving for work in the morning..

1410
01:19:28,876 --> 01:19:30,959
..and as soon as
you open your door..

1411
01:19:31,001 --> 01:19:32,542
..you see a pile of hair.

1412
01:19:33,917 --> 01:19:37,001
Black hair, white hair,
some with dandruff.

1413
01:19:37,334 --> 01:19:38,626
Some have lice.

1414
01:19:39,542 --> 01:19:41,751
There's a pile of
every kind of hair.

1415
01:19:42,209 --> 01:19:44,001
Tell me how you will feel.

1416
01:19:44,042 --> 01:19:45,542
I won't like it at all.

1417
01:19:45,834 --> 01:19:48,667
Isn't it? So,
imagine how bad God feels.

1418
01:19:49,501 --> 01:19:51,917
God opens his door,
and there's hair scattered around.

1419
01:19:52,167 --> 01:19:54,876
Kanji bhai always
has the right logic.

1420
01:19:54,959 --> 01:19:56,542
Do you know what's
done with all these hairs?

1421
01:19:57,542 --> 01:20:00,209
They are sold.

1422
01:20:00,751 --> 01:20:04,126
These hairs are sold in America,
London, etcetera...

1423
01:20:04,209 --> 01:20:08,084
In short, your faith is sold.

1424
01:20:08,334 --> 01:20:09,334
That's it.

1425
01:20:11,126 --> 01:20:12,167
He is right.

1426
01:20:12,876 --> 01:20:14,084
He's got a point.

1427
01:20:14,542 --> 01:20:17,334
But that money is used to
run schools, orphanages..

1428
01:20:17,417 --> 01:20:19,417
..hospitals, charitable trusts.

1429
01:20:19,501 --> 01:20:20,792
Do you have a problem
with that too?

1430
01:20:21,251 --> 01:20:24,501
It's just like a tobacco
seller builds a cancer hospital.

1431
01:20:26,834 --> 01:20:28,542
They have to do
these things, madam.

1432
01:20:29,001 --> 01:20:30,834
Because all this
is unaccounted money.

1433
01:20:31,126 --> 01:20:33,542
If you don't show
any legal transaction..

1434
01:20:33,626 --> 01:20:36,001
..then the Income Tax
people will put you behind bars.

1435
01:20:36,792 --> 01:20:39,584
I've a problem with their
way of extracting the money.

1436
01:20:40,001 --> 01:20:42,292
Just like the mafia
scares us with a gun..

1437
01:20:42,376 --> 01:20:44,126
..these people scare us
in the name of the Lord.

1438
01:20:44,209 --> 01:20:45,126
That's a good one.

1439
01:20:45,209 --> 01:20:47,042
"Your child's stars
are unfavourable."

1440
01:20:47,501 --> 01:20:48,417
"He's unlucky."

1441
01:20:48,501 --> 01:20:50,292
"There's an inauspicious
issue in his horoscope."

1442
01:20:50,376 --> 01:20:52,459
"Saturn's influencing his stars..."

1443
01:20:52,542 --> 01:20:53,542
What is this?

1444
01:20:54,626 --> 01:20:57,501
He is just born, let him breathe.

1445
01:20:58,126 --> 01:21:02,001
And this is where all
their religious hoaxes begin.

1446
01:21:02,292 --> 01:21:04,709
Not just this lifetime,
but they also scare you..

1447
01:21:04,792 --> 01:21:06,709
..in the name of
your next life. Yes.

1448
01:21:07,001 --> 01:21:08,751
If you don't do this and this..

1449
01:21:08,834 --> 01:21:10,834
..then you'll become a
dog in your next lifetime.

1450
01:21:12,251 --> 01:21:14,626
Or, if you do this,
you'll be born as a insect..

1451
01:21:14,709 --> 01:21:15,709
..and go to hell.

1452
01:21:15,792 --> 01:21:18,709
And then, they read out an
entire itinerary of hell.

1453
01:21:19,626 --> 01:21:21,751
You'll be made to
sleep on a bed of nails.

1454
01:21:21,834 --> 01:21:23,459
Thrown in the sea of fire.

1455
01:21:23,542 --> 01:21:25,417
Fried in hot oil.

1456
01:21:26,501 --> 01:21:27,834
Am I a man or a fritter?

1457
01:21:30,876 --> 01:21:33,001
Wonderful, Kanji.

1458
01:21:36,792 --> 01:21:37,792
Too good.

1459
01:21:40,001 --> 01:21:42,209
So, what's the definition of
religion according to you?

1460
01:21:42,584 --> 01:21:44,834
I believe, where there's religion..

1461
01:21:45,084 --> 01:21:46,834
..there's no place for honesty.

1462
01:21:47,334 --> 01:21:50,876
And where there's truth,
you don't need religion.

1463
01:21:50,959 --> 01:21:52,209
He's absolutely right.

1464
01:21:52,834 --> 01:21:54,167
What's the role..

1465
01:21:54,251 --> 01:21:56,292
..of caste and
religion in a person's life?

1466
01:22:07,292 --> 01:22:09,417
They do just one thing, madam.

1467
01:22:09,751 --> 01:22:12,042
Either it makes them helpless.

1468
01:22:12,126 --> 01:22:13,667
..or a terrorist.

1469
01:22:20,251 --> 01:22:21,334
He's too good.

1470
01:22:21,417 --> 01:22:22,751
He'll never change.
- Sister.

1471
01:22:22,834 --> 01:22:24,376
Oh my God.

1472
01:22:24,542 --> 01:22:26,917
<i>Oh my God, Kan“ bhai.</i>

1473
01:22:27,417 --> 01:22:30,501
Really, you've changed
my concept about God.

1474
01:22:30,584 --> 01:22:31,584
Honestly.

1475
01:22:31,667 --> 01:22:33,542
No matter what the
verdict of the court is..

1476
01:22:33,876 --> 01:22:35,959
..the young generation today,
not just the young..

1477
01:22:36,001 --> 01:22:38,584
..but every generation
needs to think like you.

1478
01:22:38,667 --> 01:22:39,667
<i>L</i> applaud you.

1479
01:22:39,751 --> 01:22:42,334
Hey, guys. He's my father.

1480
01:22:50,792 --> 01:22:54,459
"Sanskrit chants."

1481
01:22:54,542 --> 01:22:55,709
"Sanskrit chants."

1482
01:22:55,792 --> 01:22:57,167
Just a minute, priest.

1483
01:22:57,542 --> 01:23:01,209
Explain us the
meaning of these chants.

1484
01:23:01,709 --> 01:23:03,626
Priest, your fees is
500 rupees, right.

1485
01:23:03,709 --> 01:23:04,751
We will pay you that.

1486
01:23:04,834 --> 01:23:08,709
We'll pay you 5 rupees for
every mantra you explain.

1487
01:23:08,792 --> 01:23:09,626
Let's go.

1488
01:23:09,709 --> 01:23:11,292
They've seen Kanji
bhai's interview as well.

1489
01:23:11,376 --> 01:23:13,417
Let's go from here, come on.
- Priest.

1490
01:23:15,001 --> 01:23:17,709
Someone placed a big stone
in the middle of the ground.

1491
01:23:17,792 --> 01:23:20,167
And a few people anointed that
stone and adorned it with garlands.

1492
01:23:20,251 --> 01:23:22,042
Now, people call this
the temple of Hanuman..

1493
01:23:22,126 --> 01:23:23,834
..they tie bells here and pray.

1494
01:23:23,917 --> 01:23:26,709
This is the only ground.
Where else can we play?

1495
01:23:26,792 --> 01:23:27,792
If the BMC doesn't do anything..

1496
01:23:27,876 --> 01:23:30,209
..then we will talk to Kanji bhai..
- Yes, yes..

1497
01:23:30,292 --> 01:23:34,376
No, no. That man spares no one.

1498
01:23:34,542 --> 01:23:35,751
I will move this temple.

1499
01:23:39,501 --> 01:23:42,667
"Hail Krishna."

1500
01:23:42,751 --> 01:23:45,542
"Hail Krishna."

1501
01:23:45,709 --> 01:23:49,084
"Hail Krishna."

1502
01:23:49,334 --> 01:23:52,167
"Hail Krishna."

1503
01:23:52,334 --> 01:23:55,917
"Hail Krishna."

1504
01:23:56,001 --> 01:23:58,792
"Hail Krishna."
- Miracle.

1505
01:23:59,292 --> 01:24:01,501
Swami.
- Yes.

1506
01:24:02,167 --> 01:24:04,001
Relieve me from this hunger-strike.

1507
01:24:04,334 --> 01:24:06,709
Each time I've to go to the
toilet for eating the fritter.

1508
01:24:06,792 --> 01:24:08,334
Manage a few more days..

1509
01:24:08,709 --> 01:24:11,834
..otherwise you'll have to
starve for the rest of your life.

1510
01:24:12,459 --> 01:24:15,334
You've rented such a big ground.

1511
01:24:15,417 --> 01:24:17,042
But now nobody comes here.

1512
01:24:17,667 --> 01:24:19,292
The few that are here..

1513
01:24:19,376 --> 01:24:20,876
..are the ones who
rented this dais to us.

1514
01:24:21,209 --> 01:24:24,667
I fear that if people
start believing in Kanji..

1515
01:24:24,792 --> 01:24:26,542
..then they will
lose their faith in us.

1516
01:24:27,542 --> 01:24:29,792
What if they stop
coming to the temple?

1517
01:24:30,292 --> 01:24:31,751
That won't happen.

1518
01:24:33,167 --> 01:24:35,917
In this country,
people visit the temple..

1519
01:24:36,001 --> 01:24:37,667
..more than they visit the school.

1520
01:24:41,876 --> 01:24:45,001
The High Court has
accepted 455 cases..

1521
01:24:45,084 --> 01:24:47,667
..but we'll have
to wait and watch..

1522
01:24:47,751 --> 01:24:49,834
..Kanji Lalji Mehta's
argument in the court.

1523
01:24:52,042 --> 01:24:53,334
Siddeshwar Maharaj.

1524
01:24:54,209 --> 01:24:57,876
What's the area of your temple?

1525
01:24:59,209 --> 01:25:00,501
22 acres.

1526
01:25:02,376 --> 01:25:04,959
It has 322 small temples of God.

1527
01:25:06,001 --> 01:25:09,292
Meaning, there's an entire
shopping mall of Gods inside.

1528
01:25:13,501 --> 01:25:14,501
Silence.

1529
01:25:14,834 --> 01:25:19,917
There are 142 priests to serve
the Lord in all these temples.

1530
01:25:20,042 --> 01:25:24,167
Do you know how many
beggars are outside your temple?

1531
01:25:24,376 --> 01:25:26,251
What?
- Beggars.

1532
01:25:26,584 --> 01:25:30,709
You remember the 320
idols and 142 priests..

1533
01:25:31,126 --> 01:25:36,126
..but you do you know how many
beggars sit outside your temple?

1534
01:25:36,417 --> 01:25:39,459
Your Honour, the beggars
outside their temple..

1535
01:25:39,667 --> 01:25:41,501
..are restricted
from coming inside. No!

1536
01:25:41,917 --> 01:25:43,709
Whether its scorching heat, or
rains, just keep rotting outside.

1537
01:25:43,792 --> 01:25:45,001
Don't set foot inside.

1538
01:25:45,167 --> 01:25:47,042
Don't say no.

1539
01:25:47,126 --> 01:25:49,126
A priest from your
temple told me so.

1540
01:25:49,792 --> 01:25:51,876
And he also said to me..

1541
01:25:52,459 --> 01:25:56,709
"..Kanji bhai, if you
want to win this case.."

1542
01:25:56,792 --> 01:25:58,334
"..then come here every Monday."

1543
01:25:58,792 --> 01:26:00,792
So I asked "Where should I come".

1544
01:26:00,876 --> 01:26:02,959
He said, "Come to
Lord Shiva's temple".

1545
01:26:03,001 --> 01:26:05,626
"Offer a bowl of
milk and then watch".

1546
01:26:05,917 --> 01:26:08,334
I thought, fine, let's try it.

1547
01:26:08,667 --> 01:26:10,376
Your Honour, I went
there on a Monday..

1548
01:26:10,501 --> 01:26:13,834
..with a bowl of milk,
standing in the long queue.

1549
01:26:13,917 --> 01:26:16,251
Everyone was holding
bowl in their hands.

1550
01:26:17,084 --> 01:26:19,417
I thought there must be
someone inside to drink the milk.

1551
01:26:19,501 --> 01:26:22,834
All of them aren't fools to
stand in the line holding a jug.

1552
01:26:23,251 --> 01:26:24,126
It was my turn, Your Honour.

1553
01:26:24,209 --> 01:26:26,209
I went inside, but
there was no in there.

1554
01:26:26,292 --> 01:26:28,084
No one to drink the milk?

1555
01:26:28,959 --> 01:26:31,501
Just then I noticed black stone.

1556
01:26:31,584 --> 01:26:33,876
It's called 'Shiva's phallus,
you fool.

1557
01:26:33,959 --> 01:26:36,167
Yes, there was a 'Shiva's phallus.

1558
01:26:36,251 --> 01:26:37,709
And that stone.

1559
01:26:37,792 --> 01:26:39,542
That stone was
completely immersed in milk.

1560
01:26:39,917 --> 01:26:44,876
And right besides the phallus,
through a small drain..

1561
01:26:44,959 --> 01:26:47,126
..the milk was going outside.

1562
01:26:47,209 --> 01:26:50,501
I thought "Yes, there must be
someone outside to drink the milk".

1563
01:26:50,917 --> 01:26:52,501
But when I saw there was
no one outside as well.

1564
01:26:53,126 --> 01:26:59,084
All the milk was
going into the sewers.

1565
01:26:59,167 --> 01:27:00,167
The sewers.

1566
01:27:00,251 --> 01:27:01,667
Total waste.

1567
01:27:02,501 --> 01:27:05,417
And there was a beggar
standing right besides the sewer.

1568
01:27:05,501 --> 01:27:07,584
He must've been hungry
for the past 4-5 days.

1569
01:27:08,001 --> 01:27:09,626
He was shivering.

1570
01:27:10,251 --> 01:27:12,001
Maybe he wanted to drink the milk..

1571
01:27:12,042 --> 01:27:13,709
..but he couldn't do
so from the sewers.

1572
01:27:14,001 --> 01:27:16,459
I gave that beggar my bowl of milk.

1573
01:27:17,542 --> 01:27:20,001
And do you know what
he said after he drank the milk?

1574
01:27:21,251 --> 01:27:23,126
God bless you!

1575
01:27:29,959 --> 01:27:32,042
If every person
visiting the temple..

1576
01:27:32,126 --> 01:27:35,667
..gives the milk
to a needy instead..

1577
01:27:35,751 --> 01:27:37,501
..then they will earn more merits.

1578
01:27:37,584 --> 01:27:38,584
Right?

1579
01:27:42,834 --> 01:27:47,376
If you donate
blankets to a poor beggar..

1580
01:27:47,667 --> 01:27:52,501
..instead of offering it to shrine,
it will make Allah happy.

1581
01:27:55,917 --> 01:27:58,792
And if you light a candle
in some poor man's hut..

1582
01:27:59,209 --> 01:28:03,084
..instead of the church, they he'll
never have to live in the darkness.

1583
01:28:06,376 --> 01:28:09,667
Don't you believe in God?
- I am God.

1584
01:28:10,209 --> 01:28:11,917
And I am Amitabh Bachchan!

1585
01:28:14,542 --> 01:28:15,667
Look, Kanji.

1586
01:28:17,126 --> 01:28:20,667
Offering milk, candles,
blanket is a tradition.

1587
01:28:21,167 --> 01:28:23,126
Worshipping the Lord.

1588
01:28:25,417 --> 01:28:27,667
But you won't
understand their value..

1589
01:28:27,876 --> 01:28:29,251
..because you are an atheist.

1590
01:28:30,042 --> 01:28:32,917
You're still bounded by
the illusions of this world.

1591
01:28:33,001 --> 01:28:34,376
But you aren't.

1592
01:28:34,501 --> 01:28:36,792
You're at the
threshold of salvation.

1593
01:28:36,876 --> 01:28:40,376
So, why not stop the shams under the
pretext of rituals and traditions?

1594
01:28:41,417 --> 01:28:43,584
Do you know how much oil
is wasted on Saturday..

1595
01:28:43,667 --> 01:28:45,251
..on Lord Shani's idol?

1596
01:28:46,209 --> 01:28:50,626
People stick coins
on the idol like this.

1597
01:28:51,209 --> 01:28:53,167
What will Hanuman do
with all that change?

1598
01:28:53,251 --> 01:28:55,334
Kanji is absolutely right.

1599
01:28:56,209 --> 01:29:00,001
Sai Baba lived in poverty
all his life, for the poor.

1600
01:29:00,501 --> 01:29:02,001
As long as he was alive..

1601
01:29:02,376 --> 01:29:05,542
..he wandered around
for a drop of oil.

1602
01:29:06,001 --> 01:29:07,542
And today, after he's dead.

1603
01:29:08,167 --> 01:29:09,834
Throne worth millions.

1604
01:29:10,834 --> 01:29:15,001
Gold crown. What for?

1605
01:29:16,751 --> 01:29:19,001
Tell me one thing.

1606
01:29:19,876 --> 01:29:24,042
Anyone who is a
faithful devotee of the Lord..

1607
01:29:24,459 --> 01:29:27,751
..is blessed with His grace.

1608
01:29:27,917 --> 01:29:28,917
Right?

1609
01:29:30,167 --> 01:29:33,501
Right?
- Yes.

1610
01:29:33,584 --> 01:29:36,626
So tell me,
why does a bus heading..

1611
01:29:36,834 --> 01:29:41,751
..for a trip to Amarnath or
Vaishno Devi falls in the ravine?

1612
01:29:42,792 --> 01:29:44,667
They were going to serve the Lord.

1613
01:29:45,167 --> 01:29:47,917
They were going with complete faith
and singing religious discourses.

1614
01:29:48,042 --> 01:29:49,792
So, the Lord called them directly.

1615
01:29:50,167 --> 01:29:53,001
And show me one car
which met with an accident..

1616
01:29:53,042 --> 01:29:56,501
..and doesn't have God's
idol or photo kept inside.

1617
01:29:57,501 --> 01:29:59,167
Speak.
- I object, Your Honour.

1618
01:30:00,376 --> 01:30:03,709
From day 1 this man's
trying to twist the case around.

1619
01:30:04,376 --> 01:30:06,376
<i>Mr. Kan“, this isn't
a debate about good and bad.</i>

1620
01:30:06,626 --> 01:30:08,542
This is the court,
we only believe on proofs here.

1621
01:30:08,917 --> 01:30:12,001
And we have proof, your signatures
on the insurance papers.

1622
01:30:12,917 --> 01:30:14,292
And legally you have no right
to ask for any compensation..

1623
01:30:14,376 --> 01:30:15,417
..from the insurance company.

1624
01:30:15,501 --> 01:30:17,126
And as far as we're concerned.

1625
01:30:18,959 --> 01:30:21,751
We don't believe in the
insurance company's conditions.

1626
01:30:23,667 --> 01:30:27,334
If they say that the
judge caused the earthquake..

1627
01:30:27,667 --> 01:30:29,459
..will the judge have
to pay you compensation?

1628
01:30:29,626 --> 01:30:32,376
Similarly, if God's name
is written on the policy..

1629
01:30:32,584 --> 01:30:35,126
..he isn't liable to
pay the compensation.

1630
01:30:37,292 --> 01:30:39,376
If you want God to
give you compensation.

1631
01:30:40,042 --> 01:30:42,334
Then prove that God
caused this earthquake.

1632
01:30:42,667 --> 01:30:44,751
He did..
- But, in writing.

1633
01:30:47,001 --> 01:30:49,001
Do you have it...in writing?

1634
01:30:49,626 --> 01:30:51,209
Do you have it? Any proof?

1635
01:30:54,501 --> 01:30:57,959
Your Honour..
- Mr. Kanji, the court of law..

1636
01:30:58,209 --> 01:31:00,292
..cannot give a verdict
on just arguments alone.

1637
01:31:01,251 --> 01:31:05,917
Your arguments maybe
valid for the common people..

1638
01:31:06,417 --> 01:31:10,834
..but if you cannot
prove them, it has no value.

1639
01:31:11,917 --> 01:31:13,334
Do you have any proof?

1640
01:31:17,001 --> 01:31:20,542
No. - In that case, the
court gives you a month's time..

1641
01:31:20,626 --> 01:31:22,667
..which is your last chance.

1642
01:31:23,584 --> 01:31:26,376
On the next hearing, if you
cannot produce any evidence..

1643
01:31:26,709 --> 01:31:31,834
..then I'm afraid you will have
to rest your case and all others.

1644
01:31:34,001 --> 01:31:35,542
Court is adjourned for the day.

1645
01:31:38,626 --> 01:31:39,626
Relax.

1646
01:31:40,501 --> 01:31:42,251
Next time I see you
in this courtroom.

1647
01:31:42,542 --> 01:31:44,667
..l will sue you for defamation,
and you'll lose..

1648
01:31:45,126 --> 01:31:46,501
..whatever you have left.

1649
01:31:48,209 --> 01:31:49,209
Relax.

1650
01:32:06,501 --> 01:32:08,751
What will you do now? How will
you prove it in the court now?

1651
01:32:09,084 --> 01:32:10,626
Because you're not alone,
Mr. Kanji.

1652
01:32:10,709 --> 01:32:12,167
It's a matter of crores of rupees.

1653
01:32:12,251 --> 01:32:14,167
Many people have hopes with you.

1654
01:32:14,251 --> 01:32:17,084
Sir, how will you get a proof in writing?
- Sir, what about these people now?

1655
01:32:31,834 --> 01:32:33,542
You aren't playing
your flute today.

1656
01:32:34,292 --> 01:32:36,501
You don't like it,
so I'm sitting quietly.

1657
01:32:37,292 --> 01:32:40,501
I like it. You play it well too.

1658
01:32:41,084 --> 01:32:42,417
Thank you.

1659
01:32:43,001 --> 01:32:45,292
You look worried.
- Yes.

1660
01:32:45,376 --> 01:32:49,001
The court says get us proof,
and in writing.

1661
01:32:49,376 --> 01:32:50,709
How do I get proof?

1662
01:32:50,792 --> 01:32:53,251
There's a consultant sitting
right next to you, ask me.

1663
01:32:55,084 --> 01:32:57,334
This isn't some housing loan issue.

1664
01:32:58,417 --> 01:32:59,667
It's a court case.

1665
01:33:00,209 --> 01:33:01,126
It's a big problem.

1666
01:33:01,209 --> 01:33:02,542
I've a suggestion.

1667
01:33:04,501 --> 01:33:05,667
Give me the alcohol.

1668
01:33:07,167 --> 01:33:08,251
You drink this milk.

1669
01:33:09,001 --> 01:33:09,834
You want me to mix them.

1670
01:33:09,917 --> 01:33:12,001
No, no, just drink the milk.

1671
01:33:12,459 --> 01:33:14,001
And I will give you the solution.

1672
01:33:16,501 --> 01:33:19,334
You know, Kanji,
where's the solution..

1673
01:33:19,417 --> 01:33:22,542
..to all the problems,
tensions and trouble written?

1674
01:33:22,876 --> 01:33:24,876
Where?
- In this book.

1675
01:33:27,084 --> 01:33:28,501
'Shrimad Bhagvad Gita.'

1676
01:33:28,584 --> 01:33:30,584
Have your read it?
- Who can possibly read it?

1677
01:33:30,667 --> 01:33:31,876
It's such a thick book.

1678
01:33:31,959 --> 01:33:33,209
And not a single photograph.

1679
01:33:33,501 --> 01:33:35,542
How can anyone read it,
it's not interesting at all.

1680
01:33:37,417 --> 01:33:38,667
I used to keep it in my shop.

1681
01:33:38,917 --> 01:33:40,042
But it would fetch a small margin.

1682
01:33:40,334 --> 01:33:42,376
Plus it catches termites.

1683
01:33:42,459 --> 01:33:44,584
It causes problems.
So I threw it out.

1684
01:33:44,667 --> 01:33:45,917
Threw it?
- Yes, I threw it.

1685
01:33:46,001 --> 01:33:47,751
You threw the Bhagwad Gita out.
- Yes.

1686
01:33:47,834 --> 01:33:48,834
Wow!
- Why?

1687
01:33:50,834 --> 01:33:53,751
Kanji, the Gita,
Bible, Koran has answers..

1688
01:33:53,834 --> 01:33:55,876
..to every problems of humans.

1689
01:33:56,542 --> 01:33:58,584
I know you don't
believe in all this.

1690
01:33:59,334 --> 01:34:03,084
But for your own good,
read this book once.

1691
01:34:04,876 --> 01:34:06,001
And see the result.

1692
01:34:06,292 --> 01:34:07,959
And if the result isn't good..

1693
01:34:08,709 --> 01:34:10,042
..then you can throw it out.

1694
01:34:12,084 --> 01:34:14,876
Kanji bhai read it once,
and then see.

1695
01:34:30,126 --> 01:34:34,876
"I am not human."

1696
01:34:35,126 --> 01:34:38,834
"l am sold in stores."

1697
01:34:40,001 --> 01:34:44,709
"l created the world."

1698
01:34:44,959 --> 01:34:49,001
"Not with mud,
but with my emotions."

1699
01:34:49,876 --> 01:34:52,209
"I am wandering around.."

1700
01:34:52,292 --> 01:34:58,042
"..looking for my signs,
where are they."

1701
01:34:58,292 --> 01:35:02,876
"Where are my signs?"

1702
01:35:02,959 --> 01:35:05,251
Stop begging in the name of Allah.

1703
01:35:05,709 --> 01:35:07,542
Stop begging and do some hard work.

1704
01:35:10,292 --> 01:35:12,334
"MY Signs."

1705
01:35:12,792 --> 01:35:15,251
"MY Signs."

1706
01:35:51,042 --> 01:35:55,542
"l was always with
you as your shadow."

1707
01:35:55,917 --> 01:36:00,876
"l gave you shade when
the heat was strong."

1708
01:36:00,959 --> 01:36:09,209
"I was your
companion in yourjourney."

1709
01:36:10,626 --> 01:36:15,126
"Still you're confused."

1710
01:36:15,459 --> 01:36:19,959
"Looking for your
answers in the question."

1711
01:36:20,417 --> 01:36:24,626
"Where are you lost?"

1712
01:36:26,459 --> 01:36:31,251
"Where are my signs?"

1713
01:36:31,334 --> 01:36:36,376
"Where are my signs?"

1714
01:36:36,459 --> 01:36:38,584
"MY Signs."

1715
01:36:43,334 --> 01:36:45,709
"MY Signs."

1716
01:36:45,792 --> 01:36:48,209
"MY Signs."

1717
01:36:53,084 --> 01:36:55,459
"MY Signs."

1718
01:36:55,542 --> 01:36:58,126
"MY Signs."

1719
01:37:12,751 --> 01:37:14,376
Wear your slippers.
- Oh.

1720
01:37:16,334 --> 01:37:17,376
Thief.

1721
01:37:17,792 --> 01:37:19,126
Those are my slippers.

1722
01:37:20,417 --> 01:37:23,126
"Where are my signs?"

1723
01:37:23,209 --> 01:37:25,167
Sir, shoe polish.
- No.

1724
01:37:25,251 --> 01:37:26,959
Sir, recognise me.
The beggar outside the shrine.

1725
01:37:27,001 --> 01:37:28,459
You told me to make
an honest living.

1726
01:37:28,542 --> 01:37:30,084
Shake hands, shake hands.

1727
01:37:32,292 --> 01:37:33,917
"MY Signs."

1728
01:37:34,001 --> 01:37:36,251
"MY Signs."

1729
01:37:44,959 --> 01:37:47,709
Today's the last hearing on
the case filed against God.

1730
01:37:48,001 --> 01:37:49,834
The claim amount
is 400 crore rupees.

1731
01:37:50,251 --> 01:37:52,001
Can Kanji bhai win this case?

1732
01:37:52,501 --> 01:37:54,042
We'll have to wait and watch.

1733
01:37:56,334 --> 01:37:57,917
You can please proceed.

1734
01:37:58,459 --> 01:38:01,459
Your Honour,
before Mr. Kanji can express..

1735
01:38:01,626 --> 01:38:04,001
..his sharp and witty
views before the court..

1736
01:38:04,084 --> 01:38:06,709
..without any reference,
I would like to ask..

1737
01:38:07,209 --> 01:38:09,042
..does he have any evidence,
to prove..

1738
01:38:09,126 --> 01:38:11,292
..that God has demolished his shop?

1739
01:38:12,167 --> 01:38:15,751
Your Honour,
I require a learned man..

1740
01:38:16,209 --> 01:38:19,542
..for the next
question I'm going to ask.

1741
01:38:20,292 --> 01:38:23,126
So, whoever amongst you is
the learned one can come here.

1742
01:38:23,834 --> 01:38:25,667
The learned one, please come here.

1743
01:38:28,334 --> 01:38:29,709
Please sit down.

1744
01:38:35,209 --> 01:38:36,209
Come.

1745
01:38:49,084 --> 01:38:53,334
You sages always speak
about the scriptures..

1746
01:38:53,417 --> 01:38:54,959
..in their preaching.

1747
01:38:55,167 --> 01:38:58,001
ls everything written
in the scriptures true?

1748
01:38:58,376 --> 01:38:59,584
Absolutely.

1749
01:39:00,001 --> 01:39:02,001
It's not written anywhere,
you're saying that.

1750
01:39:02,667 --> 01:39:03,959
It's written in the Gita.

1751
01:39:04,209 --> 01:39:06,376
It is.
What's written in the Gita?

1752
01:39:07,251 --> 01:39:11,751
Chapter four, verse forty of Gita.

1753
01:39:15,417 --> 01:39:20,376
"Sanskrit chants."

1754
01:39:21,292 --> 01:39:25,834
"Sanskrit chants."

1755
01:39:25,917 --> 01:39:27,917
Meaning?
- It means..

1756
01:39:28,167 --> 01:39:34,959
Any illiterate, or faithless
person that doubts the Gita..

1757
01:39:35,792 --> 01:39:37,584
..is destined to ruination.

1758
01:39:38,376 --> 01:39:42,501
He stays devoid of
sanctity on earth and on heaven.

1759
01:39:42,584 --> 01:39:44,084
Understood?

1760
01:39:46,334 --> 01:39:48,167
He's an interesting character.

1761
01:39:50,167 --> 01:39:56,251
Do you understand anything written
in The Gita or the Scriptures?

1762
01:39:56,751 --> 01:39:59,001
Or are you blindly agreeing..

1763
01:39:59,084 --> 01:40:01,126
..to whatever Leeladhar is saying.

1764
01:40:01,584 --> 01:40:03,917
Your Honour, small
children in school..

1765
01:40:04,001 --> 01:40:05,584
..don't remember the entire prayer.

1766
01:40:06,001 --> 01:40:08,042
So they just close
their eyes and...

1767
01:40:08,126 --> 01:40:09,667
Move their lips.

1768
01:40:09,751 --> 01:40:11,501
They move their lips and
you're moving your hands.

1769
01:40:11,584 --> 01:40:13,001
<i>Kan“ .</i>

1770
01:40:14,209 --> 01:40:18,376
You've insulted a learned sage.

1771
01:40:18,459 --> 01:40:21,084
So?
- You won't get refuge even in hell.

1772
01:40:21,584 --> 01:40:23,084
How can I?

1773
01:40:24,001 --> 01:40:26,959
You've already
reserved places there.

1774
01:40:32,042 --> 01:40:33,751
How dare you?

1775
01:40:34,792 --> 01:40:36,167
How dare you?

1776
01:40:36,626 --> 01:40:38,334
Atheist!

1777
01:40:40,709 --> 01:40:42,167
Silence.
- Leave me! Leave me!

1778
01:40:42,251 --> 01:40:43,751
What are you doing?

1779
01:40:43,834 --> 01:40:46,751
This is the court, sit down.

1780
01:40:48,751 --> 01:40:51,167
Order, order.

1781
01:40:53,751 --> 01:40:55,126
Sit down everyone.

1782
01:41:01,292 --> 01:41:03,584
"Sanskrit chants."

1783
01:41:05,001 --> 01:41:06,959
"Sanskrit chants."

1784
01:41:07,667 --> 01:41:09,792
"Sanskrit chants."

1785
01:41:10,334 --> 01:41:12,626
"Sanskrit chants."

1786
01:41:14,334 --> 01:41:16,751
Chapter 2, verse 56.

1787
01:41:19,126 --> 01:41:24,626
Meaning, a person for whom
happiness and sorrows is equal..

1788
01:41:25,251 --> 01:41:30,542
..and is devoid of anger and fear,
and has a calm mind..

1789
01:41:30,959 --> 01:41:32,917
..is called a learned person.

1790
01:41:38,709 --> 01:41:40,167
They'll teach me Gita?

1791
01:41:40,792 --> 01:41:42,751
They can't teach me, Your Honour.

1792
01:41:43,001 --> 01:41:46,167
Their IQ is lower than
the room temperature.

1793
01:41:49,334 --> 01:41:52,876
I said a few things
to instigate you..

1794
01:41:53,376 --> 01:41:54,834
..you tried to harm me.

1795
01:41:55,084 --> 01:41:57,751
ls this your achievement,
Siddeshwar?

1796
01:41:58,001 --> 01:42:01,251
Mr. Kanji, the issue
isn't his achievement..

1797
01:42:01,334 --> 01:42:03,584
..the issue here is
who razed down your shop?

1798
01:42:03,917 --> 01:42:05,001
God did.

1799
01:42:05,042 --> 01:42:08,126
You're giving a verdict.
That's the judge's duty.

1800
01:42:08,751 --> 01:42:10,584
You just have to prove..

1801
01:42:10,667 --> 01:42:13,001
..that God caused that earthquake.

1802
01:42:13,042 --> 01:42:14,251
Yes, and it's
impossible to prove that.

1803
01:42:14,334 --> 01:42:15,792
Relax, relax, relax.

1804
01:42:15,876 --> 01:42:17,501
Nothing is impossible.

1805
01:42:19,126 --> 01:42:22,417
Tell me one thing.

1806
01:42:22,876 --> 01:42:26,542
The Lord has narrated the
‘Bhagvad Gita‘. - Yes.

1807
01:42:26,626 --> 01:42:29,376
And everything said in
the ‘Bhagvad Gita‘ is true.

1808
01:42:30,501 --> 01:42:31,751
Absolutely.

1809
01:42:31,917 --> 01:42:33,292
Point to be noted, Your Honour.

1810
01:42:33,709 --> 01:42:37,792
So tell me, why did God say in the
eight verse of the ninth chapter..

1811
01:42:37,876 --> 01:42:42,792
...of the 'Gita', "I've
created the entire universe.."

1812
01:42:43,209 --> 01:42:45,501
"..and it will be
destroyed on my will".

1813
01:42:45,584 --> 01:42:48,292
"The entire creation
follows my will."

1814
01:42:48,876 --> 01:42:52,001
"it is only I, who is responsible..

1815
01:42:52,376 --> 01:42:54,292
..for its creation
and its destruction."

1816
01:42:55,459 --> 01:42:56,459
And look.

1817
01:42:57,126 --> 01:42:59,501
Your Honour, it's been
said in the Bible as well.

1818
01:43:00,709 --> 01:43:03,584
Chapter 54, verse 16.

1819
01:43:05,709 --> 01:43:08,834
"See, it is I who have
created the smith.."

1820
01:43:09,084 --> 01:43:12,126
"..who blows the fire of
coals and produces a weapon.."

1821
01:43:12,209 --> 01:43:13,584
"..fit for his purpose."

1822
01:43:14,001 --> 01:43:18,001
"I've also created the
ravager to destroy."

1823
01:43:18,792 --> 01:43:19,959
And see this.

1824
01:43:20,001 --> 01:43:21,584
Also in the Holy Quran.

1825
01:43:22,042 --> 01:43:25,751
Sur-e-Zalzala 99,
verse 108 states that..

1826
01:43:26,084 --> 01:43:29,667
"..the entire earth will
be shaken to its core."

1827
01:43:30,084 --> 01:43:33,751
"And the earth will
spill out its burden."

1828
01:43:34,001 --> 01:43:36,917
"And humans will question,
what's happening."

1829
01:43:37,251 --> 01:43:40,626
"And that day, she
will unveil her plight."

1830
01:43:40,834 --> 01:43:45,292
"Because the Lord
would've ordered her to do so."

1831
01:43:45,542 --> 01:43:46,584
"The Lord."

1832
01:43:54,209 --> 01:43:57,084
All these things
mean the same thing..

1833
01:43:58,209 --> 01:44:00,417
..that my shop was razed down..

1834
01:44:00,501 --> 01:44:02,792
..due to the earthquake
caused by God.

1835
01:44:02,876 --> 01:44:05,667
That means it is an act of God.

1836
01:44:06,001 --> 01:44:07,876
It's His doing.

1837
01:44:08,501 --> 01:44:11,042
And, all those who
have suffered losses..

1838
01:44:11,126 --> 01:44:15,709
..due to Him, will have
to be compensated by God.

1839
01:44:19,584 --> 01:44:21,667
Otherwise, their collection agents.

1840
01:44:26,042 --> 01:44:27,834
Your Honour, Mr. Kanji is
trying to confuse Leeladhar..

1841
01:44:27,917 --> 01:44:29,001
..with his words.

1842
01:44:29,042 --> 01:44:30,084
Mr. Sardesai.

1843
01:44:31,084 --> 01:44:33,167
What are you doing?
Let him speak.

1844
01:44:33,376 --> 01:44:35,626
If it's proven that God exists..

1845
01:44:35,834 --> 01:44:37,459
..then we won't have to pay.

1846
01:44:37,542 --> 01:44:38,834
I see.

1847
01:44:39,667 --> 01:44:42,542
Now you want to blame us completely.
- Be quiet.

1848
01:44:42,626 --> 01:44:45,542
You cannot blame the Lord
to hide your sins. - Be quiet.

1849
01:44:45,626 --> 01:44:48,126
Because only we have
a copyright on God.

1850
01:44:48,209 --> 01:44:49,667
Copyright?
- Silence.

1851
01:44:49,751 --> 01:44:51,417
Just because you
constructed a few temples..

1852
01:44:51,501 --> 01:44:52,917
..you think God belongs to you..

1853
01:44:53,376 --> 01:44:54,459
Beware.

1854
01:44:54,792 --> 01:44:56,667
Our community won't spare you.

1855
01:44:56,751 --> 01:44:58,001
What's he..
- Silence!

1856
01:44:58,084 --> 01:44:59,292
Relax.

1857
01:45:00,959 --> 01:45:05,376
Until today I had heard
that God is venerated..

1858
01:45:05,459 --> 01:45:08,042
..He is worshipped, prayed to.

1859
01:45:08,584 --> 01:45:12,542
But now I see that
Gods have copyrights too.

1860
01:45:15,376 --> 01:45:17,042
God's copyright?

1861
01:45:17,126 --> 01:45:19,626
These people have
turned God into a brand.

1862
01:45:21,126 --> 01:45:25,376
Now I am assured
that God doesn't exist.

1863
01:45:26,084 --> 01:45:27,084
Not possible.

1864
01:45:27,584 --> 01:45:29,459
Because if He really existed..

1865
01:45:29,792 --> 01:45:33,001
..he would've rid
the world of imposters like you.

1866
01:45:33,959 --> 01:45:37,584
I've already proven what
I wanted to, Your Honour.

1867
01:45:38,251 --> 01:45:40,209
Now the verdict..

1868
01:45:46,626 --> 01:45:48,376
Mr. Kanji, are you alright?

1869
01:45:49,292 --> 01:45:52,542
Mr. kanji, are you alright?

1870
01:45:53,834 --> 01:45:54,834
<i>Mr. Kan“.</i>

1871
01:45:54,917 --> 01:45:56,626
<i>Kanﬁ bha“. Kan“ bhai!</i>

1872
01:45:56,709 --> 01:45:58,209
<i>Kanﬁ bha“. Kan“ bhai!</i>

1873
01:45:58,292 --> 01:46:00,417
What's wrong with my brother?

1874
01:46:00,542 --> 01:46:02,209
Someone get water.

1875
01:46:02,709 --> 01:46:04,417
<i>Kanﬁ bha“. Kan“ bhai!</i>

1876
01:46:05,667 --> 01:46:06,792
Thank you.
- Call the ambulance.

1877
01:46:06,876 --> 01:46:08,126
Call the ambulance.

1878
01:46:16,834 --> 01:46:18,042
Yes, he's here.

1879
01:46:18,376 --> 01:46:19,876
Excuse me.
- Just a minute, just a minute.

1880
01:46:19,959 --> 01:46:23,251
Let me through.
- Please let us pass.

1881
01:46:23,459 --> 01:46:25,292
You cannot go inside.
- No, no, no.

1882
01:46:25,376 --> 01:46:27,667
Please, I said you cannot..
- But he's my husband.

1883
01:46:27,751 --> 01:46:29,001
I want to see him.

1884
01:46:31,626 --> 01:46:34,626
Doctor, is he alright?

1885
01:46:35,251 --> 01:46:36,917
It's a severe attack of paralysis.

1886
01:46:37,126 --> 01:46:38,542
And now he's gone into coma.

1887
01:46:58,334 --> 01:47:00,001
He's on ventilator and..

1888
01:47:00,626 --> 01:47:02,459
..only God can save him now.

1889
01:47:15,542 --> 01:47:17,834
The 400 crore in compensations
under the 'Act of God'..

1890
01:47:17,917 --> 01:47:19,376
..will now be paid out.

1891
01:47:19,459 --> 01:47:22,584
It was his wish that
we should pay, so we did.

1892
01:47:23,001 --> 01:47:25,376
Great, Lord.

1893
01:48:14,542 --> 01:48:16,001
Where am I?

1894
01:48:17,126 --> 01:48:18,292
Don't say that.

1895
01:48:21,376 --> 01:48:22,626
You're in the ICU.

1896
01:48:23,126 --> 01:48:24,792
Your wife and children are outside.

1897
01:48:25,876 --> 01:48:27,626
No one's allowed inside.

1898
01:48:29,376 --> 01:48:30,751
Then how did you come in?

1899
01:48:33,084 --> 01:48:34,501
I came here to wake you up.

1900
01:48:37,667 --> 01:48:39,459
It's time for you to get up.

1901
01:48:46,084 --> 01:48:48,167
You cussed God from your heart.

1902
01:48:50,126 --> 01:48:51,626
And where's the heart?

1903
01:48:52,126 --> 01:48:53,417
On your left.

1904
01:48:54,084 --> 01:48:57,376
So God has paralysed
your entire left side.

1905
01:48:59,626 --> 01:49:02,209
lam not saying this..

1906
01:49:03,459 --> 01:49:07,209
..it's the media outside
spreading this rumour.

1907
01:49:08,334 --> 01:49:11,626
I can cure you if you want.

1908
01:49:12,751 --> 01:49:14,584
So, you're a doctor now.

1909
01:49:15,209 --> 01:49:16,709
lam all in one.

1910
01:49:17,501 --> 01:49:19,334
Want to see a miracle.

1911
01:49:21,501 --> 01:49:27,376
Soaring around on the
bike isn't called miracle.

1912
01:49:27,584 --> 01:49:28,584
I see.

1913
01:49:30,834 --> 01:49:31,917
Here we go.

1914
01:50:19,376 --> 01:50:23,001
Krishna Vasudev Yadav, from Gokul.

1915
01:50:26,917 --> 01:50:28,292
Do you believe now?

1916
01:50:36,709 --> 01:50:39,876
"You're my mother, and my father."

1917
01:50:40,167 --> 01:50:43,501
"You're my friend,
and my companion."

1918
01:50:43,959 --> 01:50:46,042
I've donned the same
form you always see..

1919
01:50:46,126 --> 01:50:50,417
..on televisions,
calendars, movies.

1920
01:50:50,876 --> 01:50:52,959
I've been seen in
this form for ages.

1921
01:50:53,001 --> 01:50:54,834
And I'm standing before
you in that same form.

1922
01:50:57,584 --> 01:51:01,167
But Kanji bhai, I'm not like that.

1923
01:51:03,417 --> 01:51:04,542
You really..

1924
01:51:06,126 --> 01:51:09,126
Forgive me, forgive me.

1925
01:51:10,001 --> 01:51:12,709
Just like a devotee is
incomplete without his God..

1926
01:51:14,251 --> 01:51:19,209
..similarly, God is incomplete
without his true devotee.

1927
01:51:25,917 --> 01:51:28,376
Why didn't you show me
this miracle before?

1928
01:51:31,001 --> 01:51:32,292
That's the problem.

1929
01:51:35,376 --> 01:51:36,376
Friend.

1930
01:51:37,751 --> 01:51:39,917
I am Krishna,
that's why I perform miracles.

1931
01:51:41,584 --> 01:51:45,167
I'm not Krishna,
because I perform miracles.

1932
01:51:47,001 --> 01:51:48,251
That means you're real.

1933
01:51:49,084 --> 01:51:50,376
God exists.

1934
01:51:50,959 --> 01:51:54,834
And God isn't my father-figure,
he's my friend.

1935
01:51:54,917 --> 01:51:59,876
I am everyone's friend,
but no one understands me one.

1936
01:52:00,167 --> 01:52:01,876
People gave you a high position.

1937
01:52:02,209 --> 01:52:03,751
And you staggered.

1938
01:52:04,501 --> 01:52:07,459
Yes, but I am not
like people think of me.

1939
01:52:08,709 --> 01:52:10,084
I've common sense too.

1940
01:52:11,001 --> 01:52:16,001
I am not interested
in people's offerings.

1941
01:52:16,251 --> 01:52:19,334
I want them to
distribute all this to the poor.

1942
01:52:20,042 --> 01:52:24,834
All I care about is their faith,
their love, their belief.

1943
01:52:24,917 --> 01:52:26,167
Just a minute.

1944
01:52:26,959 --> 01:52:27,959
Belief?

1945
01:52:28,459 --> 01:52:30,251
But I never believed in You.

1946
01:52:30,876 --> 01:52:32,209
I was an atheist.

1947
01:52:32,834 --> 01:52:34,501
Why did You show
yourself to only me?

1948
01:52:35,334 --> 01:52:36,584
Kanji bhai, sit down.

1949
01:52:43,959 --> 01:52:45,334
Do you know what atheist means?

1950
01:52:47,376 --> 01:52:50,042
Someone who examines, thinks,
understands..

1951
01:52:50,126 --> 01:52:51,751
..and says that this is wrong.

1952
01:52:52,126 --> 01:52:53,251
The Lord doesn't exist.

1953
01:52:53,334 --> 01:52:55,584
He's an atheist.

1954
01:52:55,876 --> 01:52:57,417
That's why I appeared before you.

1955
01:52:57,959 --> 01:53:00,876
Because you did
everything a true atheist does.

1956
01:53:01,126 --> 01:53:04,709
And a true atheist can
become a real believer.

1957
01:53:05,334 --> 01:53:07,917
People come to me for
their own self-interest.

1958
01:53:08,667 --> 01:53:10,917
They come with
different exchange offers.

1959
01:53:11,167 --> 01:53:12,459
Exchange offer?

1960
01:53:13,126 --> 01:53:15,001
"Lord, if I pass my SSC exams.."

1961
01:53:15,042 --> 01:53:17,001
"..l will walk to
Siddhivinayak for 5 Tuesdays."

1962
01:53:18,417 --> 01:53:22,584
"if Dominic's agrees to marry me.."

1963
01:53:23,126 --> 01:53:26,251
"..l will light 11 candles
at Mt. Mary."

1964
01:53:27,001 --> 01:53:29,751
"if my wife gets pregnant.."

1965
01:53:29,834 --> 01:53:32,126
"..then I will come and
offer a blanket at your shrine."

1966
01:53:32,792 --> 01:53:34,167
Different offers.

1967
01:53:35,001 --> 01:53:38,667
And those who can't
blame me for it.

1968
01:53:39,376 --> 01:53:41,292
They say, we couldn't go there..

1969
01:53:41,376 --> 01:53:43,084
..because the Lord didn't call us.

1970
01:53:44,084 --> 01:53:45,667
The Lord didn't call?

1971
01:53:45,834 --> 01:53:47,001
Do they need a invitation card..
- Yes.

1972
01:53:47,042 --> 01:53:48,626
Do you want me to write
you an invitation card?

1973
01:53:49,001 --> 01:53:50,834
Don't I have anything better to do?

1974
01:53:51,459 --> 01:53:54,251
And anyway, Kanji bhai,
I am present in every element.

1975
01:53:54,709 --> 01:53:55,917
I am omnipresent.

1976
01:53:56,001 --> 01:53:57,542
If you're present everywhere..

1977
01:53:57,626 --> 01:53:59,084
..why have they built temples?

1978
01:53:59,167 --> 01:54:01,084
I've my own house.

1979
01:54:01,542 --> 01:54:03,751
I don't want to live
inside those four walls.

1980
01:54:03,959 --> 01:54:06,959
Then? Why did you
create such a religion?

1981
01:54:07,126 --> 01:54:09,292
I only created humans.

1982
01:54:09,459 --> 01:54:12,542
And humans started religion, caste.

1983
01:54:12,709 --> 01:54:14,792
And it's been going
on for years now..

1984
01:54:14,876 --> 01:54:17,167
..because you need it.

1985
01:54:17,251 --> 01:54:19,334
But one should
discard such a religion.

1986
01:54:20,917 --> 01:54:23,334
Never snatch the religion
from the people.

1987
01:54:23,876 --> 01:54:28,626
If you take them away,
they will make you their religion.

1988
01:54:30,709 --> 01:54:32,209
You don't believe it, do you?

1989
01:54:36,001 --> 01:54:38,001
You've been in coma for a month.

1990
01:54:39,917 --> 01:54:41,459
Let me show you what has happened..

1991
01:54:41,542 --> 01:54:43,126
..in the past one month.

1992
01:54:44,209 --> 01:54:45,334
Look.

1993
01:54:46,917 --> 01:54:49,959
Kanji Prabhu paid me
a visit in my dreams yesterday.

1994
01:54:50,001 --> 01:54:55,542
And he said he's
the 11th Avatar of Lord Vishnu.

1995
01:54:55,626 --> 01:54:56,917
What's going on?

1996
01:54:58,167 --> 01:55:01,501
Kanji Prabhu appeared
in his four-armed form.

1997
01:55:02,584 --> 01:55:05,959
Holding the mace, the conch..

1998
01:55:07,334 --> 01:55:09,126
People all around the world..

1999
01:55:09,209 --> 01:55:11,084
..are seeing signs
of Kanji's Godly form.

2000
01:55:11,167 --> 01:55:12,792
I was on night duty.

2001
01:55:12,876 --> 01:55:14,501
A just closed my eyes.

2002
01:55:14,584 --> 01:55:16,959
And someone slapped me.

2003
01:55:17,126 --> 01:55:20,626
And that's when I heard a voice,
"No sleeping on duty".

2004
01:55:20,709 --> 01:55:23,459
Circulate a few miraculous
stories of Kanji in the market..

2005
01:55:23,917 --> 01:55:25,709
..and people will
spread it like wildfire.

2006
01:55:26,209 --> 01:55:30,459
I had seen Kanji Prabhu
flying with his scooter.

2007
01:55:30,542 --> 01:55:32,042
He appeared suddenly.

2008
01:55:32,292 --> 01:55:34,292
10 feet, 15 feet, 20 feet.

2009
01:55:34,501 --> 01:55:35,876
Brother Kanji is God.

2010
01:55:36,126 --> 01:55:37,126
He is God.

2011
01:55:38,251 --> 01:55:41,042
The 'dharma gurus' have accepted
Kanji bhai's Kalki avatar..

2012
01:55:41,126 --> 01:55:43,167
..asked for an
apology and have decided..

2013
01:55:43,251 --> 01:55:45,917
..to pay the claims
worth 400 crore.

2014
01:55:46,292 --> 01:55:50,209
It was His will that we
should pay, so we did.

2015
01:55:50,292 --> 01:55:52,042
But why are you making him God?

2016
01:55:52,126 --> 01:55:53,667
Who told you that he is God?

2017
01:55:53,751 --> 01:55:57,751
Do you know...when you will die?

2018
01:55:58,667 --> 01:56:00,292
Do you?
- No.

2019
01:56:00,876 --> 01:56:02,584
I don't know either.

2020
01:56:03,876 --> 01:56:08,709
But he has decided his death day.

2021
01:56:11,001 --> 01:56:13,959
On 16th December as soon as
we switch off the ventilator..

2022
01:56:14,001 --> 01:56:15,501
..Kanji's story will be over.

2023
01:56:16,042 --> 01:56:18,251
But this time we've
incurred heavy losses.

2024
01:56:18,834 --> 01:56:20,626
400 crores in insurance claims.

2025
01:56:20,709 --> 01:56:21,959
One crore to the doctor.

2026
01:56:22,001 --> 01:56:23,959
And the expense to
construct the temple.

2027
01:56:24,001 --> 01:56:26,126
It's a onetime investment,
Mr. Mishra.

2028
01:56:26,209 --> 01:56:28,417
We'll recover it in a year.

2029
01:56:28,751 --> 01:56:34,126
And anyway, we haven't had
a new God for a long time now.

2030
01:56:38,084 --> 01:56:41,917
"Hail Lord Kanji Wala."

2031
01:56:42,251 --> 01:56:46,626
"Hail Lord Kanji Wala."

2032
01:56:47,001 --> 01:56:51,501
"Om Lord Kanji Wala."

2033
01:56:52,251 --> 01:56:56,876
"Sugar's high,
feeling breathless too."

2034
01:56:57,084 --> 01:57:01,417
"Cure my swine flu."
- Cure my swine flu.

2035
01:57:02,334 --> 01:57:05,209
I am going.
- Mahadev, wait.

2036
01:57:05,292 --> 01:57:07,167
Where are you going so hastily?

2037
01:57:07,334 --> 01:57:08,667
Forsake your anger.

2038
01:57:09,126 --> 01:57:11,709
<i>The bed besides
Kan“ bhai is empty.</i>

2039
01:57:13,126 --> 01:57:14,667
Do you want me to
reserve that for you?

2040
01:57:14,751 --> 01:57:19,959
He will forsake his
body on his birthday.

2041
01:57:21,917 --> 01:57:27,251
His shrine will be built
right where his shop was.

2042
01:57:27,417 --> 01:57:29,417
That isn't all. Now watch this.

2043
01:57:30,001 --> 01:57:32,792
All arrangements to transport
Kanji bhai's tomb has been made.

2044
01:57:32,959 --> 01:57:34,667
You snatched their business..

2045
01:57:34,751 --> 01:57:36,917
..and they made you their business.

2046
01:57:37,459 --> 01:57:38,292
Yes.

2047
01:57:38,376 --> 01:57:41,417
Kanji bhai,
they've made an estimate..

2048
01:57:41,501 --> 01:57:46,084
..to earn 450 crores
from your temple.

2049
01:57:46,417 --> 01:57:49,167
You're God, you
should've stopped them.

2050
01:57:49,251 --> 01:57:52,001
Friend, I would've ended the
battle of Mahabharat in a second..

2051
01:57:52,042 --> 01:57:53,376
...if I had picked up the weapon.

2052
01:57:53,459 --> 01:57:54,834
But that isn't my job.

2053
01:57:55,084 --> 01:57:58,126
My job is to show
people right and wrong.

2054
01:57:58,376 --> 01:58:00,126
This is your temple, your battle.

2055
01:58:00,209 --> 01:58:02,167
You decide what you should do.

2056
01:58:02,459 --> 01:58:06,042
Fight if you want to,
or stay quiet.

2057
01:58:17,001 --> 01:58:18,542
Save him, please doctor.

2058
01:58:18,626 --> 01:58:20,292
We cannot do anything now.

2059
01:58:20,876 --> 01:58:23,501
And anyway, it's his last wish.

2060
01:58:23,584 --> 01:58:25,876
He is God.

2061
01:58:27,584 --> 01:58:28,959
Just a minute.

2062
01:58:29,001 --> 01:58:31,417
Wait here, we'll
bring the dead body out.

2063
01:58:38,001 --> 01:58:40,959
Donate as much as you wish in the donation
box kept in front of Kanji Prabhu..

2064
01:58:41,042 --> 01:58:43,167
..and have your wishes fulfilled.

2065
01:58:45,542 --> 01:58:49,084
The rate for VIP line is Rs. 101.

2066
01:58:49,167 --> 01:58:51,376
Welcome, welcome, Mahadev.

2067
01:58:52,542 --> 01:58:55,626
Swami, our very own Mahadeveshwar.

2068
01:58:56,626 --> 01:58:58,459
This is called destiny.

2069
01:58:58,626 --> 01:59:03,209
Kanji's chapter's going to
end right where it started.

2070
01:59:14,709 --> 01:59:17,001
Kanji bhai's body has gone
missing from the hospital.

2071
01:59:17,459 --> 01:59:20,626
The hospital
administration has no explanation.

2072
01:59:21,001 --> 01:59:23,959
Offerings made in
clarified butter, only Rs.25.

2073
01:59:24,001 --> 01:59:26,209
Where did Kanji disappear to?

2074
01:59:28,334 --> 01:59:30,626
Call Mr. Mishra.

2075
01:59:32,001 --> 01:59:33,084
There he is.

2076
01:59:33,167 --> 01:59:35,251
He isn't Spiderman. Find him.

2077
01:59:36,709 --> 01:59:39,376
I just found out. Don't worry.

2078
01:59:39,459 --> 01:59:41,459
lam there. I'll do something.

2079
01:59:42,209 --> 01:59:47,626
Kanji Prabhu's dead body can arrive
in the truck anytime now. - Go on.

2080
01:59:48,001 --> 01:59:53,584
Everyone please keep calm, everyone
will get a chance to behold him.

2081
01:59:54,626 --> 01:59:57,001
photographs of Sri Kanji Prabhu.

2082
01:59:57,084 --> 02:00:01,417
Kanji Prabhu's autobiography.

2083
02:00:13,001 --> 02:00:15,542
You are a fool.

2084
02:00:15,626 --> 02:00:17,334
I gave orders and you
set out to look for Kanji.

2085
02:00:17,417 --> 02:00:18,709
Who do you think he is?

2086
02:00:19,876 --> 02:00:21,251
Let's get out of here quietly,
otherwise..

2087
02:00:21,334 --> 02:00:22,709
..the people won't spare us.

2088
02:00:22,792 --> 02:00:23,917
Come on.

2089
02:00:44,709 --> 02:00:46,334
Kanji is alive.

2090
02:00:50,001 --> 02:00:51,334
Yes, I am alive.

2091
02:00:56,834 --> 02:00:58,417
What are you staring at?

2092
02:00:58,917 --> 02:01:03,001
I am the same Kanji whom
you've turned into God.

2093
02:01:03,709 --> 02:01:06,292
I don't know whether
you're great or fool.

2094
02:01:06,876 --> 02:01:10,459
I kept telling you don't
turn religion into business..

2095
02:01:10,542 --> 02:01:14,501
..you made him God and
started your business.

2096
02:01:16,001 --> 02:01:17,626
Tell me one thing.

2097
02:01:17,709 --> 02:01:21,751
The world's so beautiful, why
should God live only in temples?

2098
02:01:23,001 --> 02:01:25,167
I say, have faith in Him.

2099
02:01:25,626 --> 02:01:28,167
Believe in Him from your heart
and you will find God.

2100
02:01:28,917 --> 02:01:31,584
Try to find God in humans,
and you will find Him.

2101
02:01:31,751 --> 02:01:33,542
You will find Him in humans.

2102
02:01:34,001 --> 02:01:35,626
Not in these stones.

2103
02:01:37,042 --> 02:01:39,542
Not in these...stones.

2104
02:01:48,876 --> 02:01:51,167
They played with our emotions.

2105
02:01:51,251 --> 02:01:52,501
We won't spare them!

2106
02:01:52,584 --> 02:01:53,667
We won't spare them!

2107
02:01:53,751 --> 02:01:55,376
They spread the rumour
of your death as well.

2108
02:01:55,459 --> 02:01:57,001
They are the imposters.

2109
02:01:57,084 --> 02:01:58,667
Listen.

2110
02:01:59,209 --> 02:02:02,167
You kill two and there
are two hundred more.

2111
02:02:02,334 --> 02:02:04,126
Don't you see it on
television everyday?

2112
02:02:04,292 --> 02:02:06,584
Their real punishment is..

2113
02:02:07,001 --> 02:02:09,042
..let them leave respectfully.

2114
02:02:10,501 --> 02:02:13,501
Let them leave in
their expensive cars.

2115
02:02:13,584 --> 02:02:19,084
And no one will set foot in
their temples or hermitages.

2116
02:02:19,376 --> 02:02:20,376
Get that.

2117
02:02:20,792 --> 02:02:22,834
That will be their real punishment.

2118
02:02:23,876 --> 02:02:25,167
Please leave.

2119
02:02:52,501 --> 02:02:58,126
Faith and belief, are
very addictive, Kanji.

2120
02:02:59,584 --> 02:03:04,042
Once you're addicted to it,
you cannot let go easily.

2121
02:03:04,834 --> 02:03:06,751
All the people that you see here..

2122
02:03:07,876 --> 02:03:12,667
..they are not God-loving people,
they are God-fearing.

2123
02:03:13,376 --> 02:03:17,417
Sooner or later, you might
see them in hermitages again.

2124
02:03:21,251 --> 02:03:22,376
Be fearless!

2125
02:03:33,626 --> 02:03:37,376
So...won't you go along?

2126
02:03:38,834 --> 02:03:40,417
Come on, break the idol.

2127
02:03:41,667 --> 02:03:43,501
Papa.
- Where? Where is he?

2128
02:03:43,584 --> 02:03:48,792
I want you to promise that no
one will ever drop a penny..

2129
02:03:48,876 --> 02:03:50,417
..at any of the religious places.

2130
02:03:55,584 --> 02:03:56,876
What are you staring at?

2131
02:03:56,959 --> 02:03:58,417
Break the statue.

2132
02:04:13,501 --> 02:04:16,667
Here, come here.
- Come, I'll introduce you to Krishna.

2133
02:04:16,751 --> 02:04:19,251
What?
- Come that way.

2134
02:04:24,417 --> 02:04:26,667
Look, Kanji bhai,
they're felling the statue.

2135
02:04:31,709 --> 02:04:33,626
It's exactly like you wanted.

2136
02:04:34,917 --> 02:04:35,959
Look"

2137
02:04:55,751 --> 02:04:57,459
Who are you looking for, Kanji?

2138
02:05:00,292 --> 02:05:02,376
Didn't I say I am
present everywhere?

2139
02:05:03,126 --> 02:05:05,209
lam pouring on fields as the rain.

2140
02:05:06,126 --> 02:05:08,542
And making nests
along with the birds.

2141
02:05:09,292 --> 02:05:12,042
lam also taking lunch
with the ants down there.

2142
02:05:19,167 --> 02:05:20,751
Are you fine?
- Papa.

2143
02:05:21,334 --> 02:05:22,584
Yes, I am fine.

2144
02:05:22,751 --> 02:05:24,542
Whom did you want
us to introduce to?

2145
02:05:28,251 --> 02:05:29,251
No one.

2146
02:05:30,042 --> 02:05:31,042
No one.

2147
02:05:33,751 --> 02:05:35,292
<i>What are you doing, Kan“?</i>

2148
02:05:36,042 --> 02:05:38,417
Don't wear this around
your neck as a talisman.

2149
02:05:39,376 --> 02:05:42,001
You finally succeeded
in explaining people..

2150
02:05:42,084 --> 02:05:43,584
..that this is wrong.

2151
02:05:44,001 --> 02:05:45,001
Throw it.

2152
02:05:45,959 --> 02:05:47,126
Throw it away.