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Hey, this is Tris.
Leave a message after the beep.
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Hey, Tris, it's Nick. How are you?
It's about 3 in the afternoon.
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I think you're probably
still at school.
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I stayed home today.
I took a personal day.
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I wanted to finish up
some creative projects...
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...and stuff that I've been working on
around here.
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Nothing to do with you or anything.
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So I'm sorry, real sorry I missed you.
I was hoping to get you on the phone.
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Haven't talked to you in a while...
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...and I just kind of wanted to
speak to you at some point.
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You know, I think last time
we spoke...
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...we both kind of said some really
nasty things that neither of us meant.
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You know, just, like...
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...when you broke up with me,
you know...
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...and everything, on my b-day.
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Also, that mixed CD
that I left on your doorstep...
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...was the last one
that I'll be making for you.
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More or less.
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Anyway, give me a call.
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I'm doing very well.
I hope you're great.
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Have a great weekend,
and do something fun, you know.
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Just get out there.
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Call me, though,
when you get a chance.
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All right. Bye.
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Fuck.
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To re-record
your message, press one.
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Norah.
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Norah.
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It's Friday, pumpkin.
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I'm sorry. Do you mind?
I'm in my zone.
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- Oh, you're in your zone. I'm so...
- What?
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- What?
- What?
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What? What? What?
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Could you please
come join my zone?
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Hey, guys.
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- Hi.
- Hey, Tris.
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He made another one.
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Look at the ridiculous cover art.
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L...
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Don't.
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- Don't do it.
- Don't do what?
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Let's go already.
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He makes the best mixes in the world.
Look at this cover art.
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Tris does not know
what she gave up.
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"Road to Closure Volume 12"?
Poor bastard.
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You are so in love with this guy
it is ridiculous.
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Okay, I have never met him.
I have no idea who he is.
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I'm just gonna put this in my iPod.
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Is that always there?
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Yes, always.
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Sorry.
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That's where we put the garbage.
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Yo.
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- Yo.
- I'm not going.
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- What do you mean you're not going?
- Let's load the van.
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I don't wanna go.
I'm taking a mental-health day.
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We have a gig, Nicky.
This is a big night for us.
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This is our first night
with our new name.
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We are the Jerk Offs,
and we finally found a drummer.
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You found a drummer? Who?
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That's a children's toy.
Who's gonna operate that thing?
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- You.
- Okay. Thanks for coming by, guys.
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Nicky.
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We love you, okay...
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...but you've been depressed
for a month and it's not cool.
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Get your clothes.
We're gonna play this gig...
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...then find you something better.
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- Someone better.
- Yes.
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Not that easy. You don't know
what it's like to be straight. It's awful.
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- Jersey's only source for indie rock.
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And for all of you
Where's Fluffy fans out there...
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...for the first time since the last time,
looks like Fluffy's to be found...
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...somewhere in the five boroughs
tonight.
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The rarest show on Earth
is rumored to go on after hours...
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...so keep an eye out
for those white rabbits.
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You never know
where they might lead you.
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Fluffy. You can't say no to Fluffy.
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- Okay, all right. I'll go.
- Yes.
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- Let me put some clothes on.
- Put some clothes on.
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- But I'm taking my own car.
- And put on some pants.
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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Okay.
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I just got a text from Carrie
saying Where's Fluffy...
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...is doing a surprise show tonight.
- Oh, my God.
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Last time they had a surprise show
it was at Arlene's. Start there.
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Okay, wait.
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Promise me that you won't get drunk
and leave me alone the whole night.
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When have I ever done that?
I promise.
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Caroline.
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Did you hear? Who's Fluffy is playing
in the city tonight. I love that band.
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It's "Where's Fluffy. "
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Whatever. So I'm bringing this guy.
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He's been following me around
the mall for months.
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- Maybe it's your scent.
- Yeah, what's that called?
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"I Cheat on People"
by Calvin Klein?
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And what do you wear?
"My Daddy's Famous" by Dior?
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- All right, you're both pretty.
- I was only kidding. So sensitive.
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Okay, talk to you later.
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Bye.
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- Why do you humor her?
- She's not that bad.
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We grew up with her.
Just don't let it ruin your night.
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Fluffy.
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- Fluffy. Fluffy.
- Fluffy. Fluffy.
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Goddamn it. Come on.
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Cheers.
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- Hey, baby, you look good.
- No, you look good, baby.
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- Give it.
- It's mine.
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We are the Jerk Offs.
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Nick, the drum machine. Turn it off.
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I don't know how this works.
There's no off button.
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You suck!
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Drum machines suck.
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Your mother buy that for you?
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- Oh, my God, you dirty little slut.
- What? What did I...?
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You're practically blowing him
with your eyes.
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I am not. You cannot do anybody
with your eyes, Caroline.
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Well, you can. But whatever.
He's a complete mo, look at him.
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He is not a mo.
Look at how shitty he's dressed.
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- His Supercuts haircut. He's coming.
- I know.
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Sorry. I'm sorry.
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That was really good.
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Well, he's bridge-and-tunnel,
obviously.
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If he's bridge-and-tunnel,
then what does that make us?
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Doesn't make us anything.
You're very drunk. Come on, let's go.
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Whatever, you're drunk.
Why don't you cut the cord, Mom?
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Hi.
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- God.
- Hi, I've been looking at you guys.
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Have you been looking at me?
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Hey, Nicky.
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Ask this beefy guy
what his name is for me.
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- What's your name?
- Anything you want it to be.
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- He's creepy.
- He's harmless.
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And he's gonna help us find Fluffy.
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What's your problem?
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She's here.
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You told her
not to come to the shows.
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I did. She came anyway.
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Don't even think
about going over there.
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I need to say hi if she came
all this way to see me.
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Dude, don't give into temptation.
She's not worth it.
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Oh, my God. I love it.
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- Happy anniversary.
- Thank you so much.
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- Oh, my God, all right, how's it look?
- Fits great. It looks really good.
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Is it too long in the back?
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No.
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So you like it?
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Yeah.
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- Come here.
- Good.
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- Who do you belong to?
- Tris. Tris.
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No, no, louder. Who do you belong to?
I didn't hear you. I didn't hear you.
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Norah.
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Alone again?
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Hey, Tris.
Been looking for you everywhere.
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This is the one I was telling you about.
You have friends who'd be into her?
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You know what, that's okay.
Thanks, anyway.
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Oh, well, you know,
Gary's in college.
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You could have better luck
with college guys.
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That's when guys really get into stuff
like how smart a girl is, you know?
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It's not all about looks.
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Yeah. Gary seems real deep.
162
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But I guess Ira Silverberg's daughter
doesn't have to worry about looks.
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- I came here with someone, actually.
- Really?
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- Yep.
- Who?
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My boyfriend.
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Your boyfriend?
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Yeah.
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Guess you should be getting
back to him, then.
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Yeah.
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Okay. I'm gonna go see him, then.
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Hi.
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I know this is gonna sound weird,
and I'm a stranger...
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...but would you be my boyfriend
for five minutes?
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What?
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Him?
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Okay, just be cool. Just be cool.
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Just, please, just go with it, okay?
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Nick. Norah.
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How do you guys, like,
know each other?
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What?
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We go to the same dentist together.
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Dr. Mann.
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Manno Mannowitz.
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Come on, Gary.
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Hey, did you get my mixes?
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How do you know Tris?
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Mixes? Are you Tris' Nick?
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She told you about me?
How do you know her?
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Oh, dear God.
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Go.
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That tastes so good.
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Help, help, help. I just made out
with Tris' sloppy seconds.
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What's the problem now?
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Caroline, the problem is that this is not
gonna compete with perfect little that.
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Okay? It's time to go. Night is over.
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- I fell.
- I know you fell.
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Let me give you a hand with that.
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- I gotta get her home.
- Are you going back to Englewood?
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- I can take you. That where you live?
- Do I look like I'm from Englewood?
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I don't know if you're saying
that you are from there or you're not.
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That's one super cut
you got there, dude.
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- Think she's drunk.
- Oh, yeah.
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I'm just parked right out front.
I think we can walk her out there.
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- Wait. Stop.
- What?
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- Are you mad at me?
- No, Caroline.
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- Sorry.
- It's okay.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Hi, we're Bishop Allen.
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- Try to walk. Focus on walking.
- Hi, guys. So look, I need you.
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What?
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Can we get a ride?
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Who...? We? Is that...? Are you...?
You and this fellow here? Is that "we"?
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- Well...
- Sorry, Tris, the car's full.
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You didn't say "hi" to me earlier.
Are you mad at me?
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I think you should probably
take Drunkzilla here...
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...back to Daddy's house anyway,
don't you?
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And I was just talking to Nick, so...
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You know what, Tris? There's no room
for you, okay? Not tonight. Come on.
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Well, that's cool. I'll catch up with
you guys. It's a small car, anyway.
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You guys have fun.
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Not now, Gary.
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Sorry.
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Give me a minute.
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Damn it. Why won't she turn?
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- I think it's gotta cool down.
- Yugo.
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Yeah, you don't see many of these
Easter eggs on the road.
228
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Yeah. Once you buy one
you see them everywhere.
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Oh, yeah? It's pretty small.
In mint condition, though.
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Yeah. This is the result of a lot
of time and care.
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Unfortunately.
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- You off-duty?
- This isn't a cab.
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Are you off-duty?
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It's not a cab, my friend, I promise you.
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Okay, don't get mad.
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I wasn't getting mad.
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What is that?
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It's not as ominous as it seems.
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I told you they look cute together.
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Okay, here's the plan.
I'm gonna go give Nicky a pep talk.
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Dev, clean up the girl.
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Nick. I had a feeling
you two might get stuck.
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- Having some trouble?
- Stalled again?
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Hi, Thom. Hi, beefy guy.
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00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,268
- Lady friend.
- Yes?
246
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:24,646
Dev could use your assistance
in the van, if you please. Thank you.
247
00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:25,981
In the van?
248
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:29,985
In the van. Large vehicle right there?
Yes, thank you. Thank you.
249
00:18:39,203 --> 00:18:40,579
Hi.
250
00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:41,788
Try this.
251
00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:43,832
What?
252
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:46,418
Let's just say we're not the biggest
fans of his ex.
253
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:49,338
And we've decided
you're to be his salvation.
254
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:53,717
Besides, we saw you two making out,
and we think you're the one.
255
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,388
We just gotta get you
out of that sports bra.
256
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:03,477
- This isn't a sports bra.
- Come on. We're all ladies here.
257
00:19:05,229 --> 00:19:07,356
Are you seriously
talking about Tris right now?
258
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:10,776
I think this might be my opportunity
to get some answers, you know?
259
00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:13,737
Do not talk to this girl
about Tris, Nicky. I mean it.
260
00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:15,906
Look, we'll take
the drunk mess home.
261
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:19,368
You kids go find Fluffy, text us
when you do and we'll meet you there.
262
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:21,161
What could possibly go wrong?
263
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,041
Okay.
264
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,671
Oh, it's better than the uni-boob.
265
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,343
Thanks a lot.
266
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:40,180
This isn't gonna work, okay?
He's hung up on Tris.
267
00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:42,641
You look gorgeous.
And let me tell you something:
268
00:19:42,808 --> 00:19:47,396
Nicky is definitely worth the underwire.
He just needs a little push, that's all.
269
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:55,445
Shit.
270
00:19:56,405 --> 00:19:58,323
Oh, God. I gotta get my friend home.
271
00:19:58,490 --> 00:19:59,950
- We'll do it.
- What?
272
00:20:00,159 --> 00:20:03,495
We'll do it. Go find Fluffy.
273
00:20:03,662 --> 00:20:05,122
Go.
274
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,916
- Hey, unlock the door, please.
- Hi, hello?
275
00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:11,753
Caroline? Honey, can you hear me?
276
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:13,463
Aren't you a sweet thing?
277
00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:17,092
- Wake up, Caroline.
- Wake up.
278
00:20:17,301 --> 00:20:18,760
- Wake up, Caroline.
- Get out.
279
00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:21,722
Please be careful. This is not a toy.
280
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:25,767
- Can you...?
- You just need to be quiet.
281
00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:45,287
Unlock the door, bitch.
282
00:20:45,496 --> 00:20:47,372
Please don't be mad at me.
I'm right here.
283
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:50,918
Caroline. Just like we practiced.
Go like this.
284
00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:52,503
I'm right here.
285
00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:55,631
- You don't have to yell at me.
- Go like that. Up, up a little.
286
00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:57,007
- Yes.
- Yeah.
287
00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:01,887
- Everybody, move along. Thank you.
- I got her.
288
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,515
- All right.
- I did it.
289
00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:07,643
- I can see the head.
- Come with me. Come with me.
290
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:12,564
I got her.
291
00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:14,316
Okay. Nobody look.
292
00:21:14,525 --> 00:21:15,526
I got her.
293
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:18,487
If you touch one hair on her head,
I will kill all of you.
294
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:22,699
Norah, I'm being carried.
You look so...
295
00:21:23,659 --> 00:21:24,701
She'll be okay.
296
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:26,286
Is she conscious?
297
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,748
She'll be okay.
They're not gonna kill her.
298
00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:32,960
Eyes up here.
299
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:55,858
So where do you think Fluffy's
gonna be?
300
00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:58,861
- Should we try Mercury Lounge?
- Yeah, that's good.
301
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:01,822
But you know Fluffy's not going on
till super late, though.
302
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:04,992
So I guess we have some time
to kill, then.
303
00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:17,379
So...
304
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,132
...your friends are all gay, right?
305
00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:21,842
Not all my friends.
306
00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:25,095
Not all your friends,
but the ones in the van are gay?
307
00:22:25,304 --> 00:22:27,848
Yeah, I mean, they're all gay. Yeah.
308
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:32,519
One hundred percent, you know, gay.
Gay every day, all the time.
309
00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:34,563
Okay. That's a relief.
310
00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:38,400
If anyone's gonna get raped
in that van, it will be a guy.
311
00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:40,110
That's good.
312
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,112
You wanna get a drink or something?
313
00:22:43,572 --> 00:22:46,283
- I don't drink at all.
- I don't either.
314
00:22:46,492 --> 00:22:48,827
You don't?
Are you straightedge like I am?
315
00:22:49,036 --> 00:22:51,997
I don't really subscribe to any label.
316
00:22:57,211 --> 00:22:58,879
Fine.
317
00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:05,636
Hey. What's that banging?
318
00:23:06,512 --> 00:23:10,933
- Is it my car?
- I think it's drums. Get it?
319
00:23:11,517 --> 00:23:14,269
Get it? Rhythm?
Rhythmic drumming on drums?
320
00:23:14,478 --> 00:23:16,522
Because when you're in a band,
you need drums.
321
00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:18,815
And you're in a band,
and you don't have drums.
322
00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:21,151
Thanks.
323
00:23:22,861 --> 00:23:25,113
I haven't heard that before.
324
00:23:25,656 --> 00:23:28,826
I didn't mean your band wasn't good.
I just meant you need a drummer.
325
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:31,620
You can just drop me off up here
if you want.
326
00:23:34,039 --> 00:23:35,582
- Yo. Yo.
- Oh, my God.
327
00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:37,292
Taxi. Yeah.
328
00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:41,255
- Hi.
- Hey. Bowery Ballroom.
329
00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:44,258
No, I'm not a cab, sir.
I'm not a cab. I'm not a cab.
330
00:23:45,217 --> 00:23:47,469
- It's so good to be alone.
- Finally.
331
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:51,348
- Bowery Ballroom?
- You made that happen.
332
00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:53,892
Oh, God, yeah,
that's what I'm talking about.
333
00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:56,436
- I do that?
- Yeah, you do that.
334
00:24:14,246 --> 00:24:17,457
- So are you from Englewood?
- Yep.
335
00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:20,210
Englewood, up to no good.
336
00:24:22,254 --> 00:24:26,592
- I'm from Hoboken.
- Hoboken, no joking. What?
337
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,470
- I love you.
- I love you.
338
00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:32,639
I love you so much it's retarded.
339
00:24:35,726 --> 00:24:37,686
So are you going off to college?
340
00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:39,479
You smell so good.
341
00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:43,025
- I don't know. I got into Brown.
- Oh, you smell like soap.
342
00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:46,486
But I have this job lined up here
which is...
343
00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:49,239
I don't know,
and I have to make up my mind fast...
344
00:24:49,448 --> 00:24:52,576
...because they're only holding
my spot at Brown until tomorrow.
345
00:24:52,784 --> 00:24:56,246
- I'm going to Berklee School of Music.
- Oh, yeah?
346
00:24:56,455 --> 00:24:58,582
- It's in Boston.
- That's awesome.
347
00:24:58,790 --> 00:25:01,418
If you went to Brown,
we'd only be an hour away.
348
00:25:01,627 --> 00:25:02,961
Yes.
349
00:25:03,212 --> 00:25:04,213
What's wrong?
350
00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:06,089
- Cramp.
- What? What? Hold on.
351
00:25:06,298 --> 00:25:09,426
- My hand's stuck in the seat belt.
- Cramp, cramp, cramp. Cramp.
352
00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:16,934
Okay, last stop. Get out, please.
353
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:20,521
- What do I owe you?
- It's $8.50.
354
00:25:21,230 --> 00:25:22,898
- There you go, man.
- Okay.
355
00:25:24,316 --> 00:25:27,027
- Thanks for the ride.
- Okay. Careful, now.
356
00:25:28,028 --> 00:25:29,863
- Oh, my God.
- All right, hey.
357
00:25:30,906 --> 00:25:32,866
Cherish one another, folks.
358
00:25:33,075 --> 00:25:34,618
Don't slam my door, please.
359
00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:39,957
Nice folks. Charged a little extra
for the cleanup.
360
00:25:41,834 --> 00:25:43,669
That's gonna be fun.
361
00:25:44,127 --> 00:25:47,256
Thanks for sticking that out with me.
362
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,132
Yeah.
363
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:02,980
So that's it, Tris.
364
00:26:03,188 --> 00:26:06,650
That's the breakup mix.
Ten songs from my broken...
365
00:26:07,025 --> 00:26:09,152
That was not even real.
366
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,240
Can we go straight
to laughing about this?
367
00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:15,284
- I have to pee.
- Okay.
368
00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:17,828
Go pee.
369
00:26:21,290 --> 00:26:23,709
- Hey, how you been?
- Hi.
370
00:26:38,056 --> 00:26:41,393
Caroline, pick up the phone.
371
00:26:46,315 --> 00:26:47,649
Caroline.
372
00:26:51,403 --> 00:26:55,699
Look, Dev, I am sick and tired
of arguing about our band's name.
373
00:26:57,910 --> 00:27:01,246
- What about Shit Sandwich?
- What about Shit Sandwich?
374
00:27:01,413 --> 00:27:02,998
We are Shit Sandwich.
375
00:27:03,207 --> 00:27:05,626
Whatever happened to Dickache?
I liked Dickache.
376
00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:09,171
- I got it. What about The Tight Ends?
- Going Balls Deep.
377
00:27:29,942 --> 00:27:32,945
Norah! Norah! Norah!
378
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:03,767
Brooklyn Pool. I got a clue.
379
00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:11,358
Hey. You are not gonna believe this.
380
00:28:15,779 --> 00:28:18,073
So can't we talk about
how cool Fluffy is?
381
00:28:18,282 --> 00:28:21,660
- They're my favorite band in the world.
- They're my favorite band.
382
00:28:21,827 --> 00:28:23,954
I've gotten so many people
into that band.
383
00:28:24,163 --> 00:28:25,122
Me too.
384
00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:28,500
I had a bootleg of "Black Carnage"
before anybody else ever heard it.
385
00:28:28,709 --> 00:28:31,628
I was the first person
outside of the band to hear that song.
386
00:28:31,837 --> 00:28:33,505
- Okay. Yeah.
- I'm sure that I was.
387
00:28:33,714 --> 00:28:35,507
We went to see them
at the Elbow Room.
388
00:28:35,716 --> 00:28:37,593
- Yes?
- And it was a total bait and switch.
389
00:28:37,801 --> 00:28:41,180
- Are You Randy showed up instead.
- That literally makes me wanna die.
390
00:28:41,346 --> 00:28:44,766
Yeah, I hate those guys. I was the one
that got her into Where's Fluffy.
391
00:28:44,975 --> 00:28:45,976
It was me.
392
00:28:46,185 --> 00:28:49,730
She'd never even heard of them until I
put one of their songs on a CD for her.
393
00:28:49,938 --> 00:28:52,649
- Tris. I'm talking about Tris.
- Is that right?
394
00:28:52,858 --> 00:28:56,195
How well do you know each other?
You go to Sacred Heart together or?
395
00:28:56,403 --> 00:29:00,949
Do you guys talk a lot?
Talk about her new boyfriend?
396
00:29:01,158 --> 00:29:05,954
I cannot believe Tris dated a
straightedge. That's, like, astounding.
397
00:29:06,163 --> 00:29:09,041
What did she say about me?
She said I was a straightedge?
398
00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:12,211
Can I ask, what did you see
in her? I could floss with that girl.
399
00:29:12,377 --> 00:29:13,795
This is your friend?
400
00:29:14,004 --> 00:29:17,341
All right. I'm the bad guy now. This
what we're doing? I'm the bad guy?
401
00:29:17,549 --> 00:29:20,928
If you really wanna know, she actually
supported our music and our band...
402
00:29:21,136 --> 00:29:24,306
...when nobody else did,
not that that's any of your business.
403
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,184
- Okay, forget it. I can't do this.
- Do what?
404
00:29:27,392 --> 00:29:30,521
Just make a U-turn and take me back
to Ludlow. I'll find my own way.
405
00:29:30,729 --> 00:29:32,689
- Perfect.
- I refuse to be the goodie bag...
406
00:29:32,898 --> 00:29:34,816
...at your party.
- You don't have to yell.
407
00:29:35,025 --> 00:29:37,027
It's not a train station.
We're in a car.
408
00:29:37,236 --> 00:29:39,321
- Just drop me off.
- I will.
409
00:29:39,530 --> 00:29:40,572
Oh, my God!
410
00:29:46,745 --> 00:29:48,247
Are you crazy?
411
00:29:48,914 --> 00:29:51,166
I don't know what I did
to make you so angry.
412
00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:53,585
- Nothing. You're ridiculous.
- You don't know me.
413
00:29:53,794 --> 00:29:55,587
- I know you. I know your make.
- My make?
414
00:29:55,796 --> 00:29:57,756
You're an emo-band boy,
obsessed with Tris?
415
00:29:57,923 --> 00:30:00,717
They could make action figures of you.
Drummer not included.
416
00:30:00,926 --> 00:30:02,886
It's funny that Tris
never mentioned you.
417
00:30:03,095 --> 00:30:06,390
But she did mention some frigid,
jealous JAP that was jealous of her...
418
00:30:06,598 --> 00:30:09,226
...and who was a complete bitch.
- Oh, jealous? Oh, really?
419
00:30:09,434 --> 00:30:12,145
- I know who she was referring to.
- Let's dance, douche bag.
420
00:30:12,354 --> 00:30:14,398
Sweetheart,
you think you have something to...
421
00:30:14,606 --> 00:30:16,900
I am not jealous!
422
00:30:17,818 --> 00:30:20,946
Oh, no, man, she's not jealous.
423
00:30:28,662 --> 00:30:30,289
Awesome. Awesome night.
424
00:30:30,497 --> 00:30:33,542
- So how's it going?
- It was great until she choked me out.
425
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:36,128
- Kinky.
- What's up with you guys?
426
00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:38,338
Well, everything's fine here,
Nick. Peachy.
427
00:30:38,547 --> 00:30:41,341
- It's just we sort of kind of lost the girl.
- What girl?
428
00:30:41,550 --> 00:30:42,843
You know, the girl.
429
00:30:43,886 --> 00:30:44,887
What?
430
00:30:45,095 --> 00:30:47,973
Yeah, well, we came to
Gray's Papaya to grab a bite to eat...
431
00:30:48,140 --> 00:30:50,642
...and she must've woke up.
The chick's flown the coop.
432
00:30:50,851 --> 00:30:54,062
- Thom, that's not acceptable.
- I know.
433
00:30:54,271 --> 00:30:56,773
So the shitbox stall again?
You want us to pick you up?
434
00:30:56,982 --> 00:30:58,192
Thom, you have to find her.
435
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,737
We already looked everywhere,
Nicky. She's not in the van.
436
00:31:01,945 --> 00:31:04,948
She's not in Gray's Papaya.
She's gone.
437
00:31:06,158 --> 00:31:11,121
So I think now is the time
we cut our losses and go find Fluffy.
438
00:31:11,788 --> 00:31:13,957
Right? Hello, Nicky?
439
00:31:17,836 --> 00:31:19,922
Hey, Tal, it's me. Where are you?
440
00:31:20,923 --> 00:31:22,841
- Hey.
- Norah?
441
00:31:23,008 --> 00:31:24,635
They lost Caroline.
442
00:31:25,761 --> 00:31:27,137
What?
443
00:31:28,430 --> 00:31:29,473
Norah?
444
00:31:38,524 --> 00:31:39,566
You kids been drinking?
445
00:31:39,775 --> 00:31:40,776
- No.
- No.
446
00:31:40,984 --> 00:31:43,153
Why not?
We're having a search party.
447
00:31:43,362 --> 00:31:44,988
Search party!
448
00:31:45,823 --> 00:31:46,824
God.
449
00:31:48,367 --> 00:31:49,368
Party.
450
00:31:49,576 --> 00:31:52,996
Search party, N.Y.C.
Search party, N.Y.C.
451
00:31:53,372 --> 00:31:55,707
Caroline, where the hell
can you be?
452
00:31:56,959 --> 00:31:58,669
- Caroline.
- Caroline.
453
00:31:58,877 --> 00:32:00,671
Caroline.
454
00:32:00,879 --> 00:32:02,172
Caroline.
455
00:32:02,965 --> 00:32:04,466
Caroline!
456
00:32:04,675 --> 00:32:06,385
Guys, we need to be adults right now.
457
00:32:06,593 --> 00:32:10,264
- I don't have $ 11.
- How much do you have?
458
00:32:10,889 --> 00:32:13,183
- Total?
- Yeah.
459
00:32:21,817 --> 00:32:23,318
One dollar.
460
00:32:23,735 --> 00:32:25,571
One dollar won't get you to Newark.
461
00:32:27,156 --> 00:32:31,160
Oh, no, no. I didn't say
I wanted to go to Newark.
462
00:32:33,996 --> 00:32:35,205
That's so funny.
463
00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:39,835
Okay. I'm just gonna
tell you something.
464
00:32:40,043 --> 00:32:42,713
I was kidnapped tonight. Seriously.
465
00:32:42,921 --> 00:32:46,884
In this van with these guys
talking about going balls deep.
466
00:32:48,260 --> 00:32:50,304
Sounds like fun, right?
Not always. Scary.
467
00:32:56,518 --> 00:32:59,062
I just think the Jerk Offs
isn't hardcore enough.
468
00:32:59,271 --> 00:33:02,399
We are not calling ourselves
Shit Sandwich, and that is final.
469
00:33:02,608 --> 00:33:05,986
I want my stepfather to have the
possibility of seeing one of our shows.
470
00:33:06,195 --> 00:33:09,114
Yeah, well, I'm a third of this group,
too, Thom, if not more.
471
00:33:09,281 --> 00:33:12,451
- How are you more?
- I'm the lead singer.
472
00:33:17,581 --> 00:33:19,124
- You all right?
- I can't believe...
473
00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:21,585
...I'm missing Where's Fluffy
for this.
474
00:33:23,629 --> 00:33:26,882
- Where's Fluffy? Where?
- Well, supposedly at Brooklyn Pool.
475
00:33:28,133 --> 00:33:30,928
We can't go, because we
need to relocate the entire person...
476
00:33:31,136 --> 00:33:32,387
...you guys managed to lose.
477
00:33:32,804 --> 00:33:34,932
- Thank you very much.
- Oh, come on.
478
00:33:35,140 --> 00:33:38,477
Okay. Listen, she's probably there.
I mean, the chick likes to party.
479
00:33:38,644 --> 00:33:39,853
I say we do a drive-by.
480
00:33:41,021 --> 00:33:44,191
No. Absolutely not. No drive-bys.
481
00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:48,028
Look, the sooner we find Caroline,
the sooner we can find Fluffy...
482
00:33:48,237 --> 00:33:49,947
...and the sooner this
will be over.
483
00:33:50,405 --> 00:33:52,199
Okay.
484
00:33:55,494 --> 00:33:57,496
You know,
if you don't have a drummer...
485
00:33:57,704 --> 00:34:01,375
...then why do you have drums,
you fistful of assholes?
486
00:34:03,001 --> 00:34:04,711
Fistful of Assholes.
487
00:34:05,963 --> 00:34:07,881
I like it.
488
00:34:20,811 --> 00:34:23,772
Hi, I'm Caroline. What's your name?
489
00:34:27,776 --> 00:34:29,820
That's okay,
you don't have to tell me.
490
00:34:30,362 --> 00:34:32,489
It's been, like, one of those nights,
you know?
491
00:34:33,907 --> 00:34:36,160
I was with my friend Norah,
who you don't know...
492
00:34:36,368 --> 00:34:39,329
...but you would really like her
because everybody likes Norah...
493
00:34:39,538 --> 00:34:43,250
...and she left me tonight, which is...
She never does that.
494
00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:44,960
And then I was kidnapped.
495
00:34:46,128 --> 00:34:49,298
And then she...
Usually when I go home with her...
496
00:34:49,506 --> 00:34:53,260
...she makes me a turkey sandwich
when I get home...
497
00:34:53,468 --> 00:34:56,263
...but I might never get home,
you know?
498
00:34:57,639 --> 00:34:59,892
And I'm so tired.
499
00:35:10,068 --> 00:35:12,488
Is that a turkey sandwich?
500
00:35:17,242 --> 00:35:18,494
It is.
501
00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:27,294
Can you hold this for me?
502
00:35:30,005 --> 00:35:31,715
Thank you so much.
503
00:35:32,049 --> 00:35:33,634
Oh, my God.
504
00:35:34,593 --> 00:35:35,636
Hi.
505
00:35:47,981 --> 00:35:49,983
I just need my gum.
506
00:36:01,662 --> 00:36:03,413
Okay, Englewood.
507
00:36:03,622 --> 00:36:07,000
Okay. Well, the last bus to Englewood
left seven minutes ago.
508
00:36:07,209 --> 00:36:09,211
You see? She's fine. Let's go.
509
00:36:09,419 --> 00:36:13,632
No, just because there was a last bus
doesn't mean she was on the last bus.
510
00:36:13,841 --> 00:36:16,260
- You and your logic.
- I'm trying her again.
511
00:36:36,738 --> 00:36:38,282
I'll get it.
512
00:36:44,580 --> 00:36:45,956
- Norah.
- Caro...
513
00:36:46,999 --> 00:36:48,500
Oh, no.
514
00:37:02,973 --> 00:37:05,559
Oh, God.
515
00:37:07,144 --> 00:37:08,145
Norah?
516
00:37:09,855 --> 00:37:12,107
- Help me.
- Caroline, where are you?
517
00:37:12,316 --> 00:37:14,443
- Tell me where you are.
- Norah, my gum.
518
00:37:14,651 --> 00:37:17,654
What? Can you hear me? Caroline?
519
00:37:18,489 --> 00:37:20,115
Norah.
520
00:37:21,742 --> 00:37:23,494
Norah, where are you?
521
00:37:23,702 --> 00:37:25,913
- Can you hear me? Caroline?
- Norah?
522
00:37:27,664 --> 00:37:29,249
- Shit.
- Where is she?
523
00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:31,793
I don't know.
I couldn't hear over the music.
524
00:37:45,682 --> 00:37:47,351
Music? What music?
525
00:37:47,559 --> 00:37:50,020
She's at Brooklyn Pool.
She's probably looking for you.
526
00:37:50,229 --> 00:37:51,438
- In Brooklyn?
- Let's go.
527
00:37:52,856 --> 00:37:54,691
To Brooklyn?
528
00:37:57,444 --> 00:37:59,321
Fine, let's go to Brooklyn.
529
00:38:58,213 --> 00:39:00,215
- This is awesome.
- This is ridiculous.
530
00:39:00,424 --> 00:39:03,302
Okay, what are we supposed to do
if she's not here, you guys?
531
00:39:03,510 --> 00:39:06,263
When she's not here,
because she's not, obviously.
532
00:39:06,471 --> 00:39:09,141
Hello. How you doing? Hi.
533
00:39:09,349 --> 00:39:11,852
- Everybody in. Pile on in.
- Really? Are you sure?
534
00:39:12,060 --> 00:39:13,145
There you go.
535
00:39:21,445 --> 00:39:24,364
- No.
- I've been here for an hour.
536
00:39:25,032 --> 00:39:26,033
No, you can't get in.
537
00:39:36,460 --> 00:39:38,462
Hey, were you on YouTube
or something?
538
00:39:38,670 --> 00:39:39,671
What?
539
00:39:40,172 --> 00:39:41,632
Who are you?
540
00:39:42,049 --> 00:39:43,509
I'm Norah.
541
00:39:44,384 --> 00:39:47,888
I'm no one.
I'm just the daughter of someone.
542
00:39:48,096 --> 00:39:49,389
Daughter of who?
543
00:39:50,015 --> 00:39:52,684
My dad. I'm gonna
go find Caroline, okay?
544
00:39:52,976 --> 00:39:54,478
Yeah, good luck.
545
00:39:55,896 --> 00:39:56,980
That's my song.
546
00:39:57,189 --> 00:39:59,399
Really? It's my song kind of.
Really? That's cool.
547
00:39:59,608 --> 00:40:01,026
You dance?
548
00:40:02,194 --> 00:40:03,320
Can we dance like this?
549
00:40:04,321 --> 00:40:07,658
When they wrote this song, they were
hoping people would dance like this.
550
00:40:10,869 --> 00:40:13,247
Go like this.
You're not supposed to actually...
551
00:40:13,455 --> 00:40:16,500
Try and get as close to my hands
as you can without touching them.
552
00:40:17,251 --> 00:40:20,462
- This is a very good dance, Nick.
- This is the pedal boat.
553
00:40:32,224 --> 00:40:34,101
You know the blow-dryer?
554
00:40:36,854 --> 00:40:38,105
- Okay.
- Doesn't work on mine.
555
00:40:38,313 --> 00:40:40,482
Oh, no, it doesn't. Wow, you're soft.
556
00:40:40,691 --> 00:40:43,944
I asked for the Ellen DeGeneres
haircut.
557
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:46,488
Oh, my God.
558
00:40:47,656 --> 00:40:48,782
Hey. Oh, hey.
559
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:51,785
Dance-wich.
560
00:40:52,202 --> 00:40:54,454
- He's pushing me. I'm not doing it.
- It's okay.
561
00:40:54,663 --> 00:40:55,873
- It's not me.
- It's all him.
562
00:40:56,081 --> 00:40:59,084
He's making me do it.
I'm not doing it.
563
00:40:59,251 --> 00:41:01,879
It's not your fault. It's all right.
Oh, man. Oh, my God.
564
00:41:03,130 --> 00:41:04,173
Hi there.
565
00:41:05,382 --> 00:41:07,176
Oh, hi.
566
00:41:09,344 --> 00:41:10,345
Hey, baby.
567
00:41:10,554 --> 00:41:12,723
- What are you doing here?
- What am I doing here?
568
00:41:12,931 --> 00:41:15,058
Looking for Fluffy.
What are you doing here?
569
00:41:15,267 --> 00:41:16,602
We're looking for Caroline.
570
00:41:16,810 --> 00:41:20,856
Oh, Caroline. What, can't you just
follow the umbilical cord?
571
00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:25,068
- What's up?
- Hi.
572
00:41:25,777 --> 00:41:28,489
Nick, this is Tal. Tal, this is Nick,
Tris' latest victim.
573
00:41:28,697 --> 00:41:30,157
Oh, serious?
574
00:41:32,576 --> 00:41:35,662
Well... Oh, but you're in that
gay band...
575
00:41:36,747 --> 00:41:37,789
...We're Gay.
576
00:41:37,998 --> 00:41:40,083
The Jerk Offs.
And we're not all gay.
577
00:41:40,292 --> 00:41:42,085
Yeah. You were pretty decent.
578
00:41:42,294 --> 00:41:46,507
Except for being one arm short
of a Def Leppard cover group.
579
00:41:48,091 --> 00:41:50,302
All right, yeah, take care, fellas.
580
00:41:51,136 --> 00:41:52,721
You guys were pretty good except...
581
00:41:52,930 --> 00:41:57,267
...you were two penises short of
a Shania Twain re-imagination band.
582
00:41:57,476 --> 00:41:58,435
You're done.
583
00:41:58,644 --> 00:42:03,315
Prettiest shoulders, prettiest hair,
prettiest ears.
584
00:42:04,483 --> 00:42:06,360
- Thanks.
- Gorgeous ears.
585
00:42:07,945 --> 00:42:09,363
Here we go.
586
00:42:09,613 --> 00:42:11,990
Fluffy! Fluffy! Fluffy!
587
00:42:12,157 --> 00:42:14,701
Fluffy! Fluffy! Fluffy!
588
00:42:27,422 --> 00:42:28,715
Yes.
589
00:42:28,924 --> 00:42:30,259
Fluffy!
590
00:42:33,095 --> 00:42:37,224
Okay. The hype man
knows what you want...
591
00:42:37,432 --> 00:42:39,560
...but he's not sure
if you want it enough.
592
00:42:40,602 --> 00:42:42,396
Do you really want it?
593
00:42:42,855 --> 00:42:46,233
Do you really want it?
Do you really want it?
594
00:42:46,441 --> 00:42:48,152
I said, do you really want it?
595
00:42:49,570 --> 00:42:50,821
I got one question.
596
00:42:51,363 --> 00:42:52,364
Are...
597
00:42:53,365 --> 00:42:54,449
...You...
598
00:42:55,367 --> 00:42:57,077
...Randy?
599
00:42:57,995 --> 00:42:58,996
You suck.
600
00:43:00,038 --> 00:43:01,832
- Damn it.
- The bait and switch.
601
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,251
- Randy, you suck.
- Go ahead.
602
00:43:12,968 --> 00:43:17,014
So, listen, baby,
what are you doing tonight?
603
00:43:17,222 --> 00:43:21,435
Aside from you being beautiful. I got
something I really want you to hear.
604
00:43:21,643 --> 00:43:23,812
Look here. I need to talk to you
right now.
605
00:43:24,021 --> 00:43:26,565
I got some important stuff
I need to talk to you about.
606
00:43:26,773 --> 00:43:28,859
Okay, well, I'm gonna...
607
00:43:29,568 --> 00:43:31,278
You have fun, okay?
608
00:43:33,155 --> 00:43:35,282
I'm just gonna go find Caroline, okay?
609
00:43:35,908 --> 00:43:38,535
You're just gonna call me
in 45 minutes anyways.
610
00:43:39,369 --> 00:43:40,871
With a gay band.
611
00:44:07,272 --> 00:44:09,983
- Hi.
- Hey.
612
00:44:19,409 --> 00:44:21,036
Thanks.
613
00:44:24,790 --> 00:44:25,999
Come on.
614
00:44:26,625 --> 00:44:29,419
I thought we were gonna...
615
00:44:30,128 --> 00:44:34,007
No, we're not, we're gonna...
Just get in the cab, Gary, come on.
616
00:44:37,219 --> 00:44:38,220
Follow that van.
617
00:44:56,446 --> 00:44:59,324
- So is that guy your boyfriend?
- Sort of.
618
00:44:59,491 --> 00:45:02,411
He's sort of your boyfriend,
or he's your sort-of boyfriend?
619
00:45:02,619 --> 00:45:05,247
He's sort of my ex-boyfriend,
most of the time.
620
00:45:05,455 --> 00:45:08,125
- What is he the rest of the time?
- We're friends.
621
00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:11,420
- With benefits?
- Yeah, it's just the never-ending story.
622
00:45:12,087 --> 00:45:14,798
- That's like me and Tris.
- No, that ended, remember?
623
00:45:15,924 --> 00:45:16,925
I mean...
624
00:45:17,134 --> 00:45:20,429
Excuse me, you have a boyfriend
or an ex-boyfriend with benefits...
625
00:45:20,637 --> 00:45:23,265
...but you still go around
kissing total strangers?
626
00:45:23,473 --> 00:45:25,934
Trust me, that was an act
of desperation.
627
00:45:26,143 --> 00:45:28,020
Oh, yeah, okay.
Seemed pretty desperate.
628
00:45:28,228 --> 00:45:30,731
Oh, okay. Well, Nick,
you're not a total stranger, huh?
629
00:45:30,939 --> 00:45:33,901
In fact, I am rife
with too much information.
630
00:45:35,068 --> 00:45:36,069
What does that mean?
631
00:45:36,278 --> 00:45:38,864
Okay, hi. I hate to break up
the love-fest back there...
632
00:45:39,072 --> 00:45:41,825
...but does anyone wanna tell us
where we're going?
633
00:45:42,409 --> 00:45:45,287
- I can narrow this down.
- Well, let's hear it, sister.
634
00:45:45,496 --> 00:45:48,081
You know how some people like to eat
in the same places?
635
00:45:48,290 --> 00:45:49,583
Yes.
636
00:45:49,791 --> 00:45:52,419
Okay, Caroline likes to barf
in the same places.
637
00:46:02,387 --> 00:46:04,932
Hey, we're gonna get a hot dog
around the corner.
638
00:46:14,441 --> 00:46:18,070
- Oh, no. No more. No more.
- Have you seen her?
639
00:46:18,278 --> 00:46:20,781
Your girlfriend puked
in the ice cream again.
640
00:46:20,989 --> 00:46:23,325
Last time it took me one hour
to chip out.
641
00:46:26,411 --> 00:46:28,163
Hey. Hey.
642
00:46:29,122 --> 00:46:31,166
Thought you got a ride home.
643
00:46:31,375 --> 00:46:33,669
- What, do you like him or something?
- Do you?
644
00:46:33,919 --> 00:46:36,880
Well, I was with the guy
for six months, so...
645
00:46:37,089 --> 00:46:39,174
And you cheated on him
for six months, so...
646
00:46:39,383 --> 00:46:43,053
- You didn't tell him that, did you?
- No, I didn't tell him that.
647
00:46:43,679 --> 00:46:44,680
Good.
648
00:46:44,888 --> 00:46:47,891
- I just feel like she's messing with me.
- Who are we talking about?
649
00:46:48,809 --> 00:46:53,564
Right now, Norah. No, Tris. Tris.
650
00:46:53,772 --> 00:46:56,608
- You just haven't figured it out yet.
- What?
651
00:46:57,151 --> 00:46:59,862
It. You know, it, the big picture.
652
00:47:01,029 --> 00:47:02,364
I guess not.
653
00:47:02,573 --> 00:47:03,740
The Beatles.
654
00:47:06,577 --> 00:47:09,580
- What about them?
- This.
655
00:47:10,247 --> 00:47:13,041
Look, other bands,
they wanna make it about sex or pain.
656
00:47:13,250 --> 00:47:15,794
But, you know, the Beatles,
they had it all figured out.
657
00:47:16,003 --> 00:47:20,007
"I Wanna Hold Your Hand. " That's the
first single. It's F-ing brilliant, right?
658
00:47:20,966 --> 00:47:26,180
The guy actually cried. I mean, I made
guys cry before, but I really broke him.
659
00:47:26,388 --> 00:47:28,182
And I'm saying this
for the both of you.
660
00:47:28,390 --> 00:47:30,225
I mean, I don't wanna
see you get hurt...
661
00:47:30,434 --> 00:47:33,395
...but I don't wanna see him get
any more hurt, either, you know?
662
00:47:33,604 --> 00:47:35,105
What do you mean?
663
00:47:35,314 --> 00:47:37,900
Word on the street is
you never had an orgasm.
664
00:47:40,402 --> 00:47:42,529
Because that's what
everybody wants, Nicky.
665
00:47:42,738 --> 00:47:44,698
They don't want a 24-hour
hump sesh.
666
00:47:44,907 --> 00:47:48,619
They don't wanna be married to you
for a hundred years.
667
00:47:48,827 --> 00:47:52,247
They just wanna hold your hand.
668
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,838
I'm gonna stop doing that.
669
00:48:00,839 --> 00:48:04,301
Tris? So who was on the street when
you heard this "word on the street"?
670
00:48:04,510 --> 00:48:05,761
Was Caroline on the street?
671
00:48:05,969 --> 00:48:08,972
It's okay. I mean, some people
just can't have one.
672
00:48:10,265 --> 00:48:13,185
I can have one. Okay?
673
00:48:13,352 --> 00:48:15,938
I've probably had, like,
a million in my life, so...
674
00:48:16,146 --> 00:48:17,523
Oh, sure, yeah.
675
00:48:17,689 --> 00:48:19,900
How am I supposed to know,
you know?
676
00:48:20,108 --> 00:48:22,069
Oh, you'd know.
677
00:48:24,780 --> 00:48:28,325
Look, I'm just afraid that if he gets
with you and nothing happens...
678
00:48:28,534 --> 00:48:31,995
...his self-esteem could really
go through the crapper, you know?
679
00:48:35,290 --> 00:48:38,585
- This is Tris.
- Oh, hey, bitch. It's Caroline.
680
00:48:38,794 --> 00:48:41,755
- What? Give me the phone.
- Wait, what do you mean, kidnapped?
681
00:48:41,964 --> 00:48:44,508
- Why didn't she call me?
- You're totally grounded.
682
00:48:44,716 --> 00:48:47,010
- Give it to me.
- Hold on.
683
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:50,138
Where are you? We've been looking
for you everywhere.
684
00:48:50,347 --> 00:48:53,851
- Norah? I found Jesus.
- What?
685
00:48:54,059 --> 00:48:57,312
Jesus! He's much taller in person.
686
00:48:57,980 --> 00:49:00,149
I'm at a church, I think.
687
00:49:00,357 --> 00:49:05,654
- It's so churchy and beautiful.
- It's a church. Okay, which church?
688
00:49:05,863 --> 00:49:09,491
- Norah, I have to follow Jesus now.
- No, Caroline...
689
00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:11,535
There's an altar boy
with no pants on.
690
00:49:11,743 --> 00:49:13,871
Why do you have no pants on,
altar boy?
691
00:49:16,039 --> 00:49:18,167
Great. I have to find Jesus now.
692
00:49:19,042 --> 00:49:20,961
- Nor?
- Yeah?
693
00:49:21,587 --> 00:49:24,006
- My phone.
- Here.
694
00:49:42,399 --> 00:49:43,484
- Hey.
- Hey.
695
00:49:44,234 --> 00:49:45,527
You all right?
696
00:49:46,445 --> 00:49:47,404
Is she okay?
697
00:49:48,363 --> 00:49:49,364
Yeah.
698
00:49:50,782 --> 00:49:52,534
I got a clue, guys.
699
00:49:53,410 --> 00:49:56,163
- Are we done?
- One last stop.
700
00:49:58,832 --> 00:50:01,376
A Yugo. We're looking for a Yugo.
701
00:50:02,085 --> 00:50:05,130
- She said a church.
- All right, let me check it out.
702
00:50:25,025 --> 00:50:26,068
What's wrong?
703
00:50:27,402 --> 00:50:28,695
Tris is what's wrong.
704
00:50:28,904 --> 00:50:33,116
Tris? Please. That girl's got nothing
on you. I mean, for one, she's awful.
705
00:50:33,325 --> 00:50:34,326
Awful.
706
00:50:34,535 --> 00:50:36,995
- Yeah. And for two, you're amazing.
- Amazing.
707
00:50:43,585 --> 00:50:44,878
Yeah, well.
708
00:50:51,009 --> 00:50:52,845
- Hey.
- Sorry, sorry.
709
00:50:53,053 --> 00:50:55,138
- I'm sleeping here.
- You trying to take my BLT?
710
00:50:55,347 --> 00:50:57,391
- It's cool, Switzerland. I got this.
- Hey.
711
00:50:57,599 --> 00:51:00,644
- What's up, friend? How you doing?
- Good. I was just gonna go in...
712
00:51:00,853 --> 00:51:02,855
- You walked right in here.
- I didn't mean to.
713
00:51:03,063 --> 00:51:05,149
You're like a little canary
in skinny jeans.
714
00:51:05,357 --> 00:51:07,317
I was gonna go in
to look for my friend.
715
00:51:07,526 --> 00:51:10,779
You got friends right here. Me and
Switzerland are here for you, baby.
716
00:51:10,988 --> 00:51:13,866
Let me ask you a question.
You ever hook up with a dog?
717
00:51:14,032 --> 00:51:17,327
No. What? Like an an...
A dog, like a pet? No.
718
00:51:17,536 --> 00:51:21,165
Don't. It's not worth it.
I like you so much.
719
00:51:21,373 --> 00:51:25,669
- I'm running away. I'm running.
- Run away. Run away, little canary.
720
00:51:26,044 --> 00:51:29,298
Okay. Okay.
What exactly did she say to you?
721
00:51:30,048 --> 00:51:32,134
Something about an altar boy
with no pants.
722
00:51:32,342 --> 00:51:34,136
I don't know
what she was talking about.
723
00:51:34,344 --> 00:51:37,181
Midnight Ass. The all-male
"holigay" revue at Camera Obscura.
724
00:51:37,389 --> 00:51:40,601
"Deck the Balls," "O Horny Night. "
You guys never went to that?
725
00:51:40,809 --> 00:51:42,519
A Christmas show
at this time of year?
726
00:51:42,728 --> 00:51:45,355
Since when does a queen
need an excuse to sing?
727
00:51:52,321 --> 00:51:53,322
Go, girl.
728
00:52:27,981 --> 00:52:29,233
- Did you find her?
- No.
729
00:52:35,781 --> 00:52:37,157
Merry Christmas.
730
00:52:38,242 --> 00:52:41,578
Norah. Happy Hanukkah, Norah!
731
00:52:41,787 --> 00:52:43,539
I made it to Broadway.
732
00:52:43,747 --> 00:52:45,833
- I'll get her.
- Thanks.
733
00:52:46,291 --> 00:52:48,585
This tree is drunk.
734
00:52:48,794 --> 00:52:53,131
Norah, it's Yugo.
He came to rescue me.
735
00:52:58,637 --> 00:53:02,349
It's right here, right here.
Stop. Stop, stop, stop. Right here.
736
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,526
I'll text you. Okay?
737
00:53:14,319 --> 00:53:16,321
Want us to take you
back to the Yugo, Nicky?
738
00:53:16,488 --> 00:53:17,489
Yeah, sure.
739
00:53:22,703 --> 00:53:25,455
- The bass is really good.
- Thank you.
740
00:53:29,585 --> 00:53:31,712
- You okay?
- No.
741
00:53:33,005 --> 00:53:37,467
- You guys must be really good friends.
- Yes, I am a great friend.
742
00:53:37,676 --> 00:53:42,306
It's always been like this. I'm the head
squire in Caroline's quest for attention.
743
00:53:45,100 --> 00:53:46,393
That's gross.
744
00:53:47,227 --> 00:53:50,522
You wanna...
I got one of these things.
745
00:53:53,484 --> 00:53:54,651
You have a Handi Wipe?
746
00:53:55,652 --> 00:53:57,321
Kind of handy.
747
00:53:58,405 --> 00:53:59,865
What a gentleman.
748
00:54:00,032 --> 00:54:01,283
Yeah, I...
749
00:54:01,492 --> 00:54:05,579
We had Chinese food, like,
three weeks ago, and I haven't used it.
750
00:54:06,705 --> 00:54:10,083
I never wash my pants.
I like to keep the night on them.
751
00:54:17,174 --> 00:54:20,427
I've been thinking more
about Brown.
752
00:54:20,636 --> 00:54:21,970
Yeah.
753
00:54:22,179 --> 00:54:25,349
I think it'd be nice
to know someone an hour away.
754
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:27,601
Yeah.
755
00:54:29,812 --> 00:54:33,524
I really wouldn't mind getting away
from my minion duties.
756
00:54:42,658 --> 00:54:45,953
- Oh, Jesus.
- What?
757
00:55:03,011 --> 00:55:05,764
Maybe I should just go
deal with it right now.
758
00:55:10,227 --> 00:55:11,895
- Well, how will you get home?
- Nicky.
759
00:55:12,104 --> 00:55:15,357
We'll get home fine.
You guys can still drop us off, right?
760
00:55:16,567 --> 00:55:18,235
Yeah.
761
00:55:28,203 --> 00:55:29,371
Nick.
762
00:55:31,623 --> 00:55:33,917
Nice meeting you.
763
00:56:02,112 --> 00:56:04,239
- Hi.
- Hi.
764
00:56:04,490 --> 00:56:07,910
- What are you doing here?
- You know what I'm doing here.
765
00:56:08,118 --> 00:56:09,620
No, I really don't.
766
00:56:11,788 --> 00:56:14,917
Well, it wasn't hard to find
the only Yugo in the city.
767
00:56:15,125 --> 00:56:17,336
I think it's the only Yugo
in the country.
768
00:56:18,462 --> 00:56:20,964
Aren't you gonna
open the door for me?
769
00:56:21,173 --> 00:56:25,135
- Well, where are we going?
- You're giving me a ride home.
770
00:56:25,969 --> 00:56:28,347
Why don't you get a ride
from that new guy?
771
00:56:28,805 --> 00:56:31,058
Well, he doesn't have a Yugo.
772
00:56:34,269 --> 00:56:38,690
It's just a ride. It's late. Please?
773
00:56:41,276 --> 00:56:42,277
Okay.
774
00:56:52,996 --> 00:56:55,249
- Here.
- But I don't want your gum.
775
00:56:55,457 --> 00:56:57,543
Just take it. God.
776
00:57:07,928 --> 00:57:09,972
- Hello?
- Hey, Tal.
777
00:57:10,180 --> 00:57:12,307
Norah.
778
00:57:12,891 --> 00:57:14,226
Where are you?
779
00:57:20,899 --> 00:57:26,029
You should go. I'll be fine.
Don't worry about me. Go.
780
00:57:27,865 --> 00:57:29,700
Okay.
781
00:57:32,661 --> 00:57:33,787
Bye.
782
00:57:33,996 --> 00:57:35,914
Have fun. I love you.
783
00:57:36,123 --> 00:57:37,958
I miss you already.
784
00:57:42,296 --> 00:57:44,840
You guys got directions?
You know where you're going?
785
00:57:45,048 --> 00:57:47,342
- Yeah, we got them.
- Okay. No stopping.
786
00:57:47,551 --> 00:57:49,428
No stopping for anything.
787
00:57:49,595 --> 00:57:52,848
I don't care if Brad Pitt is selling fruit
in a thong on the GW.
788
00:57:53,056 --> 00:57:56,935
- You cannot stop, okay?
- Yeah. Yeah, we know. We know.
789
00:57:58,020 --> 00:58:02,524
Well, good night,
my hetero heroine.
790
00:58:03,233 --> 00:58:05,736
Good night, Dev. Good night, Thom.
791
00:58:06,820 --> 00:58:08,530
It was a really fun night.
792
00:58:09,323 --> 00:58:11,533
God, I don't know
what your name is.
793
00:58:13,368 --> 00:58:14,912
It's Lethario.
794
00:58:17,831 --> 00:58:19,082
Nice.
795
00:58:32,638 --> 00:58:35,140
- There you are, yay.
- Hi.
796
00:58:37,851 --> 00:58:39,728
- You made it.
- Yes.
797
00:58:39,937 --> 00:58:41,897
You graced us with your presence.
798
00:58:42,356 --> 00:58:44,525
You're the coolest girl ever.
799
00:58:45,067 --> 00:58:46,568
- You wanna come have a seat?
- Yes.
800
00:58:46,777 --> 00:58:49,029
- Okay, come. Step.
- Hi.
801
00:58:49,238 --> 00:58:50,239
- Hey there.
- Hey.
802
00:58:52,741 --> 00:58:55,786
So did you ever find Winehouse?
803
00:58:55,994 --> 00:58:58,121
- Yes. And you don't wanna know.
- Yeah?
804
00:58:58,330 --> 00:58:59,665
Don't even ask.
805
00:58:59,873 --> 00:59:02,751
You're gonna be an amazing mother
one day.
806
00:59:04,294 --> 00:59:05,921
Thanks. I guess so.
807
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:08,674
What is this jacket?
808
00:59:09,258 --> 00:59:11,176
Who is Salvatore?
809
00:59:11,385 --> 00:59:13,887
I got something to be worried
about here?
810
00:59:14,221 --> 00:59:15,973
- It's just a jacket.
- Yeah?
811
00:59:16,181 --> 00:59:17,516
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
812
00:59:31,613 --> 00:59:33,907
I feel so safe here.
813
00:59:34,366 --> 00:59:37,202
Like when I was a kid driving home
with my parents...
814
00:59:37,411 --> 00:59:40,497
...from some trip somewhere...
815
00:59:40,706 --> 00:59:45,335
...and I couldn't help
but fall asleep because that car...
816
00:59:45,544 --> 00:59:47,796
...like I was already home.
817
00:59:48,380 --> 00:59:52,509
And that's how you feel, Nicky.
Like I'm already home.
818
00:59:56,638 --> 01:00:00,767
Look, your car misses me.
It's falling apart without me.
819
01:00:02,478 --> 01:00:03,937
But you just did that.
820
01:00:04,146 --> 01:00:05,355
Oh, come on.
821
01:00:06,482 --> 01:00:08,317
Are you really over me?
822
01:00:10,068 --> 01:00:14,072
You wouldn't have to get over me
if you were still under me.
823
01:00:14,823 --> 01:00:15,824
Yeah.
824
01:00:16,492 --> 01:00:17,993
Wait, wait, wait.
825
01:00:18,243 --> 01:00:19,578
What?
826
01:00:19,745 --> 01:00:21,788
Just, you know, I'm driving.
And try not...
827
01:00:21,997 --> 01:00:24,917
Let's go down by the river. Right here.
828
01:00:35,093 --> 01:00:38,138
- I'm very glad you came to see me.
- Me too.
829
01:00:38,347 --> 01:00:39,389
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
830
01:00:39,973 --> 01:00:42,142
You know, I brought a present
for you.
831
01:00:42,351 --> 01:00:47,022
What? You didn't have to get me
any present.
832
01:00:51,443 --> 01:00:54,571
So the history of the name,
Oz- rael...
833
01:00:54,780 --> 01:00:58,075
...it's like anarchy meets Zionism,
you know. It's ironic.
834
01:00:58,283 --> 01:01:02,746
Oh, man. You think Israel's ready
for all this Jew fire?
835
01:01:02,955 --> 01:01:05,040
Are you kidding me?
We bring the Jew fire.
836
01:01:05,874 --> 01:01:07,417
So...
837
01:01:07,626 --> 01:01:09,002
...do you like it?
838
01:01:12,172 --> 01:01:13,173
Yeah?
839
01:01:13,382 --> 01:01:15,425
Serious? Oh, that means so much.
840
01:01:15,634 --> 01:01:17,803
That means so much.
Thank you so much. Really?
841
01:01:18,011 --> 01:01:20,514
Really? Oh, thank you.
842
01:01:20,722 --> 01:01:24,351
And you think your dad will like it?
843
01:01:27,646 --> 01:01:31,358
- Whenever you're ready.
- Hey, what?
844
01:01:32,651 --> 01:01:35,904
- No. Did they just charge us?
- What?
845
01:01:36,113 --> 01:01:39,408
Did they just charge us?
What the hell?
846
01:01:40,701 --> 01:01:43,245
Could you please talk to someone
about this, please?
847
01:01:44,037 --> 01:01:47,916
- About that? Sure.
- Yeah? Really?
848
01:01:48,125 --> 01:01:49,877
Yeah. Sit tight.
849
01:01:50,752 --> 01:01:54,798
Thank you.
You're the coolest girl ever.
850
01:01:56,508 --> 01:01:57,843
Excuse me.
851
01:01:58,886 --> 01:02:01,555
I think you meant two zeros,
not one.
852
01:02:03,182 --> 01:02:04,183
Thank you.
853
01:02:21,867 --> 01:02:25,078
I've been kind of getting some
mixed signals from you lately.
854
01:02:25,829 --> 01:02:26,830
Yeah?
855
01:02:27,748 --> 01:02:28,999
Sort of.
856
01:02:38,217 --> 01:02:39,510
Clears that up.
857
01:02:43,222 --> 01:02:44,640
That's my song.
858
01:02:47,267 --> 01:02:48,310
Yeah.
859
01:04:17,566 --> 01:04:18,650
Hey.
860
01:04:19,651 --> 01:04:21,320
Hey, Nick.
861
01:04:22,404 --> 01:04:24,323
Are you kidding me?
862
01:04:32,372 --> 01:04:33,540
Gary?
863
01:05:08,492 --> 01:05:09,993
Assorted meat plate?
864
01:05:10,202 --> 01:05:12,454
Great. Just keep it coming.
Thank you.
865
01:05:24,466 --> 01:05:25,759
Nicholas' phone.
866
01:05:25,968 --> 01:05:27,803
Hi, is Nick there?
867
01:05:28,011 --> 01:05:31,181
No, he's not. Would you like
to call back for his voice mail?
868
01:05:31,390 --> 01:05:33,392
Can I just leave a message?
869
01:05:33,892 --> 01:05:36,228
Yeah, but if I need a pen,
you're shit out of luck.
870
01:05:37,146 --> 01:05:38,230
Could you tell him...
871
01:05:38,438 --> 01:05:41,191
...that he really blew it tonight
when he got out of the van?
872
01:05:44,236 --> 01:05:49,491
And that he knows Norah probably
never wants to see him again...
873
01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:52,452
...and he'd like to apologize to her
in person.
874
01:05:54,413 --> 01:05:55,372
Really?
875
01:05:56,123 --> 01:05:59,376
Yeah, where are you?
Did you leave the city?
876
01:05:59,585 --> 01:06:02,963
- I'm at Veselka.
- What are the cross streets?
877
01:06:03,422 --> 01:06:04,423
Second and Ninth.
878
01:06:04,631 --> 01:06:07,676
Okay, well, don't leave.
I'm gonna come over, okay?
879
01:06:07,885 --> 01:06:10,262
In the meantime,
could you pass that message on?
880
01:06:51,512 --> 01:06:53,055
Hey.
881
01:06:56,558 --> 01:06:57,893
I have a confession to make.
882
01:06:58,644 --> 01:06:59,728
Oh, you do?
883
01:07:00,229 --> 01:07:01,355
I like your jacket.
884
01:07:03,065 --> 01:07:05,776
- Oh, thanks. Well, it's not mine.
- It should be.
885
01:07:05,984 --> 01:07:08,111
It belongs to Salvatore.
886
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:11,114
Well, he told me
that he wants you to keep it.
887
01:07:11,323 --> 01:07:12,282
He does?
888
01:07:12,491 --> 01:07:14,952
- Yeah, he thinks it looks better on you.
- That's nice.
889
01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:17,246
But don't tell his wife,
because she gets crazy.
890
01:07:17,454 --> 01:07:19,581
- And jealous.
- She's hostile?
891
01:07:19,790 --> 01:07:23,377
- Is this your gum here?
- Don't touch it. I'm not done.
892
01:07:23,585 --> 01:07:25,254
It must maintain its freshness.
893
01:07:28,590 --> 01:07:31,760
So I also have a confession.
894
01:07:34,388 --> 01:07:38,142
- Before Tal, I never really...
- What?
895
01:07:41,061 --> 01:07:44,940
- Kissed anyone else till tonight.
- Really?
896
01:07:45,149 --> 01:07:46,733
Yeah.
897
01:07:46,942 --> 01:07:49,945
Unless you count Becca Weiner
at camp when I was 13.
898
01:07:50,154 --> 01:07:52,906
- I do count Becca Weiner.
- You do?
899
01:07:53,115 --> 01:07:56,869
I don't know who wouldn't. You'd
have to be a fool not to count her.
900
01:07:57,369 --> 01:08:00,998
- How long were you guys together?
- Three campfire-y nights.
901
01:08:02,624 --> 01:08:07,796
Oh, me and Tal? I knew that.
Three years total.
902
01:08:08,505 --> 01:08:09,840
Friends with benefits?
903
01:08:10,424 --> 01:08:11,758
I guess.
904
01:08:13,343 --> 01:08:14,928
Well, what are the benefits?
905
01:08:15,137 --> 01:08:17,973
Yeah, that's crossed my mind.
I don't know.
906
01:08:18,474 --> 01:08:22,227
I don't know.
He's just always been there...
907
01:08:22,519 --> 01:08:25,355
...and you just feel ignored
for long enough...
908
01:08:25,564 --> 01:08:28,442
...and it's just nice
to feel special sometimes.
909
01:08:29,485 --> 01:08:32,529
What is it that keeps two people
together for such a long time...
910
01:08:32,738 --> 01:08:34,823
...when it's just not working?
911
01:08:35,032 --> 01:08:37,117
I can call my parents and ask them.
912
01:08:40,871 --> 01:08:43,916
- Do you wanna go somewhere?
- Yeah.
913
01:08:44,291 --> 01:08:46,001
Where do you wanna go?
914
01:08:46,210 --> 01:08:49,713
Anywhere. I mean,
it's only 4 in the morning.
915
01:08:49,922 --> 01:08:51,715
Where do you wanna go?
916
01:08:52,674 --> 01:08:55,677
Somewhere nobody we know
will find us.
917
01:08:55,886 --> 01:08:57,554
Yeah.
918
01:08:57,971 --> 01:08:59,681
I'll drive.
919
01:09:06,605 --> 01:09:10,108
Aren't you impressed
that I drive stick like a pro?
920
01:09:12,778 --> 01:09:16,240
This is amazing. You are literally
like my musical soul mate.
921
01:09:16,448 --> 01:09:19,660
It's unbelievable.
Except for all the Cure.
922
01:09:19,868 --> 01:09:21,161
What's wrong with the Cure?
923
01:09:21,370 --> 01:09:24,331
There's nothing wrong with the Cure,
actually, but just the name.
924
01:09:24,540 --> 01:09:27,960
You know, the Cure?
What are they the Curing?
925
01:09:28,126 --> 01:09:31,129
Get it? They should be called
the Cause, right?
926
01:09:32,965 --> 01:09:35,759
Maybe I'll take this for a bit
and you can focus on driving.
927
01:09:35,968 --> 01:09:38,512
What, you don't like
my sweet grooves?
928
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:40,430
I need something
to distract myself...
929
01:09:40,639 --> 01:09:43,600
...from the fact that you're driving
my car pretty recklessly.
930
01:09:43,809 --> 01:09:45,310
I am a great driver.
931
01:09:46,562 --> 01:09:47,563
Fine.
932
01:09:53,861 --> 01:09:55,612
Oh, this is a really fancy
parking job.
933
01:09:55,821 --> 01:09:59,158
It's good because if another car wants
to park between us and the curb...
934
01:09:59,366 --> 01:10:00,617
...he can get right in here.
935
01:10:00,826 --> 01:10:04,621
Fine. I'll get closer to the curb,
just for you. Just for you, Nick.
936
01:10:04,913 --> 01:10:07,124
Just because you're picky like that.
937
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,085
Shit.
938
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:19,261
You're close enough to the curb now.
We're right on it.
939
01:10:19,678 --> 01:10:21,430
Sorry I broke your car.
940
01:10:21,638 --> 01:10:24,475
Yeah, don't worry.
We'll call a tow truck or some...
941
01:10:24,975 --> 01:10:26,226
And...
942
01:10:26,935 --> 01:10:28,395
Welcome to...
943
01:10:28,645 --> 01:10:31,982
Electric Lady Studios.
Built by Jimi Hendrix in 1970.
944
01:10:32,566 --> 01:10:35,736
What? Do you have any idea
who recorded here?
945
01:10:35,944 --> 01:10:39,031
Led Zeppelin? ACIDC?
The Rolling Stones?
946
01:10:39,823 --> 01:10:41,116
David Bowie?
947
01:10:43,410 --> 01:10:45,454
Your dad owns this place?
948
01:10:46,580 --> 01:10:47,581
Is he this man?
949
01:10:48,499 --> 01:10:50,000
Yeah.
950
01:10:57,508 --> 01:11:00,177
So, what is he, like a former hippie,
current yuppie...
951
01:11:00,385 --> 01:11:03,096
...spoon-feeding the masses
the same old garbage?
952
01:11:03,305 --> 01:11:04,973
Stop me at any time.
953
01:11:05,390 --> 01:11:06,391
Yes.
954
01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:08,060
- Yeah.
- Yes.
955
01:11:08,852 --> 01:11:12,022
I'm gonna use that in my graduation
speech. That's, like, amazing.
956
01:11:12,231 --> 01:11:14,316
- Cool. Good.
- Here, come on.
957
01:11:17,152 --> 01:11:19,822
They were supposed to show up
at Brooklyn Pool tonight...
958
01:11:20,030 --> 01:11:22,199
...but it looks like Where's Fluffy
is gonna...
959
01:11:22,407 --> 01:11:25,994
- Hold on. Listen.
- I don't think they deserve it.
960
01:11:26,203 --> 01:11:27,704
- I should tell them?
- Yes.
961
01:11:27,913 --> 01:11:30,749
- I shouldn't tell them?
- Yes, of course you should. Come on.
962
01:11:30,958 --> 01:11:35,003
All right. We'll give you a hint.
Are you ready?
963
01:11:35,212 --> 01:11:41,593
Five, 68, 100 and 21.
964
01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:42,970
Oh, come on.
965
01:11:43,178 --> 01:11:45,889
- The numbers. They mean something.
- It's a clue.
966
01:11:46,098 --> 01:11:48,976
- What did he say?
- So stupid.
967
01:11:49,935 --> 01:11:52,146
- Sixty-nine.
- No, 68. Get out of the gutter.
968
01:11:52,354 --> 01:11:53,981
The alphabet. The A...
969
01:11:54,189 --> 01:11:57,109
- There aren't 68 letters in the alphabet.
- I hate you sometimes.
970
01:11:57,276 --> 01:11:59,403
- Well, think, damn it.
- Five from 68, that's...
971
01:11:59,611 --> 01:12:01,238
Retarded.
Gotta be something else.
972
01:12:01,446 --> 01:12:04,408
Song titles. Do we know
songs with numbers in the title?
973
01:12:04,616 --> 01:12:05,951
It's a address.
974
01:12:07,202 --> 01:12:10,998
Fifth Avenue, 68th Street,
New York, New York...
975
01:12:11,206 --> 01:12:15,836
...10021.
976
01:12:17,129 --> 01:12:20,090
- It's an address. It's an address.
- Turn!
977
01:12:20,299 --> 01:12:21,758
- No, I can't. Wait.
- Just do it!
978
01:12:21,967 --> 01:12:23,093
Oh, my God!
979
01:13:00,464 --> 01:13:01,465
I'm gonna throw up.
980
01:13:02,216 --> 01:13:04,760
Well, don't throw up
on the Strat. Please.
981
01:13:04,968 --> 01:13:07,471
Yeah, I'll try not to.
Can I pick this up?
982
01:13:07,679 --> 01:13:09,181
Yeah.
983
01:13:10,182 --> 01:13:12,100
My God.
984
01:13:12,935 --> 01:13:14,269
It's left-handed.
985
01:13:17,105 --> 01:13:19,525
It's like playing for the first time.
986
01:13:21,693 --> 01:13:24,363
Is this the job that you have
lined up?
987
01:13:24,571 --> 01:13:27,699
- It's mine if I want it, yeah.
- Well, how could you not want this?
988
01:13:27,908 --> 01:13:31,370
I don't know. I love music,
you know what I mean?
989
01:13:32,204 --> 01:13:34,039
But I feel like if I work in it
in here...
990
01:13:34,248 --> 01:13:36,333
...I might not love it
the same way anymore.
991
01:13:39,878 --> 01:13:42,589
I loved your mixes, by the way.
992
01:13:43,465 --> 01:13:44,466
You heard those?
993
01:13:45,342 --> 01:13:50,013
I heard one. Or seven.
Yeah, I have seven of them.
994
01:13:52,516 --> 01:13:54,977
I knew you liked Where's Fluffy
before I asked.
995
01:13:56,478 --> 01:13:57,479
That's kind of creepy.
996
01:14:00,858 --> 01:14:05,195
- What was your favorite song?
- Let's see. My favorite verse was:
997
01:14:05,904 --> 01:14:09,324
"The way you're moving in your sleep,
the way you look before you leap...
998
01:14:10,033 --> 01:14:13,704
...the strange illusions that you keep,
you don't know, but I'm noticing. "
999
01:14:14,580 --> 01:14:16,373
- I wrote that.
- You wrote that?
1000
01:14:18,167 --> 01:14:19,459
I love that.
1001
01:14:19,668 --> 01:14:21,712
It wasn't about her.
It wasn't about anybody.
1002
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:23,672
It was just, you know...
1003
01:14:24,548 --> 01:14:26,008
Would you play it?
1004
01:14:26,216 --> 01:14:29,303
- Right now?
- Yeah, dude. Look where we are.
1005
01:14:29,511 --> 01:14:32,055
- You wanna lay it down?
- Yes.
1006
01:14:32,264 --> 01:14:34,099
- Really?
- Get in there.
1007
01:14:34,308 --> 01:14:36,768
- Really?
- Go. Go for it.
1008
01:14:54,953 --> 01:14:57,581
- Can you hear me?
- Check.
1009
01:15:00,083 --> 01:15:02,711
Yeah. All right.
1010
01:15:03,420 --> 01:15:08,008
I never should've let you drive my car
Because now it's ruined forever
1011
01:15:08,217 --> 01:15:10,844
It was the biggest mistake of my life
To let you drive it
1012
01:15:11,595 --> 01:15:12,888
I'm sorry.
1013
01:15:13,096 --> 01:15:14,681
That's okay. I'm used to it.
1014
01:15:14,890 --> 01:15:17,601
She falls apart
and I put her back together again.
1015
01:15:17,810 --> 01:15:19,061
Just like me and Caroline.
1016
01:15:20,646 --> 01:15:23,941
It reminds me of this part of Judaism
that I really like.
1017
01:15:24,149 --> 01:15:26,485
It's called Tikkun olam.
1018
01:15:26,693 --> 01:15:29,780
It says that the world's been broken
into pieces...
1019
01:15:29,988 --> 01:15:34,493
...and it's everybody's job to find them
and put them back together again.
1020
01:15:37,079 --> 01:15:39,039
Well, maybe we're the pieces,
you know?
1021
01:15:39,248 --> 01:15:42,167
Maybe we're not supposed
to find the pieces.
1022
01:15:42,376 --> 01:15:44,253
Maybe we are the pieces.
1023
01:15:48,632 --> 01:15:49,758
Nick?
1024
01:15:50,425 --> 01:15:51,426
Yeah?
1025
01:15:53,554 --> 01:15:55,097
I'm coming in.
1026
01:16:17,494 --> 01:16:18,996
Hi.
1027
01:17:30,609 --> 01:17:32,569
I'm not gonna compete
with her, okay?
1028
01:17:32,778 --> 01:17:34,071
With who?
1029
01:17:35,697 --> 01:17:38,242
I think Dev has the same bra.
1030
01:17:42,037 --> 01:17:43,705
I just...
1031
01:17:44,081 --> 01:17:47,543
I just, I know I'm not, like,
pretty like that.
1032
01:17:48,210 --> 01:17:50,629
Norah, you're beautiful.
1033
01:17:58,971 --> 01:18:01,098
Why is this button so difficult?
1034
01:18:01,306 --> 01:18:02,558
Sorry, Nicky.
1035
01:18:02,766 --> 01:18:04,810
- Why would you buy these pants?
- I don't know.
1036
01:18:05,018 --> 01:18:07,146
I just, I don't know.
I can't remember.
1037
01:18:08,605 --> 01:18:10,440
- Cold. Cold hands.
- Sorry.
1038
01:18:10,649 --> 01:18:12,901
Why are your hands so cold?
1039
01:18:52,024 --> 01:18:53,317
You okay?
1040
01:18:53,525 --> 01:18:56,361
Yeah, it's just a little embarrassing.
1041
01:18:57,738 --> 01:19:00,699
Don't be embarrassed.
You're beautiful.
1042
01:19:07,706 --> 01:19:10,125
It's my phone. Sorry.
1043
01:19:14,588 --> 01:19:15,631
Nick?
1044
01:19:15,839 --> 01:19:16,965
What?
1045
01:19:17,257 --> 01:19:19,510
How do you feel about Where's Fluffy?
1046
01:19:22,012 --> 01:19:23,889
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1047
01:19:24,097 --> 01:19:26,683
- Okay. Oh, hurry up.
- We have to hurry. Hurry, hurry.
1048
01:19:26,892 --> 01:19:29,686
I am, I am, I am. Oh, my God.
1049
01:19:30,604 --> 01:19:32,189
Oh, shoes.
1050
01:19:32,397 --> 01:19:34,358
Okay, hang on.
1051
01:19:34,775 --> 01:19:38,362
Okay. I'm ready. Okay, go.
1052
01:20:17,526 --> 01:20:23,824
- Norah! You're here. I'm so happy.
- What are you doing here?
1053
01:20:24,366 --> 01:20:26,910
- How's it going?
- I'm never drinking again. I promise.
1054
01:20:27,119 --> 01:20:28,662
- Hey, Norah.
- Okay.
1055
01:20:29,913 --> 01:20:31,081
What are you doing?
1056
01:20:32,541 --> 01:20:33,750
You asshole.
1057
01:20:34,501 --> 01:20:36,753
Wait, you show up here
with this gaylord?
1058
01:20:36,962 --> 01:20:39,882
You trying to make a fool of me
in front of my boys?
1059
01:20:40,090 --> 01:20:43,385
Do you realize that I had to walk back
to 10th by myself?
1060
01:20:43,594 --> 01:20:45,804
- You weren't exactly by yourself.
- Shut up, Gary.
1061
01:20:46,013 --> 01:20:49,099
- So you're telling me this is over?
- You're seriously over me?
1062
01:20:49,725 --> 01:20:52,686
Come on, no.
1063
01:20:52,895 --> 01:20:54,146
Come here a second.
1064
01:20:54,938 --> 01:20:56,190
Come on.
1065
01:20:56,440 --> 01:20:59,109
You're still gonna give your dad
our CD, right? Aren't you?
1066
01:20:59,318 --> 01:21:03,113
Come on, you know how hard we
worked on that. You promised me...
1067
01:21:03,906 --> 01:21:05,949
Wait. It's all good. It's all good.
1068
01:21:08,327 --> 01:21:11,205
This doesn't concern you, Sal.
1069
01:21:13,290 --> 01:21:14,917
Well, anyway, so...
1070
01:21:15,167 --> 01:21:17,544
- It's Salvatore.
- Oh, yeah?
1071
01:21:18,462 --> 01:21:20,380
What, you blew it
with your own chick...
1072
01:21:20,589 --> 01:21:23,342
...so you gotta run around
playing beard with someone else's?
1073
01:21:23,550 --> 01:21:24,927
- Lf you push me again...
- What?
1074
01:21:25,135 --> 01:21:28,388
- Your merry men will bone me?
- That's it.
1075
01:21:34,269 --> 01:21:36,063
Leave her. She'll go running to Daddy.
1076
01:21:36,271 --> 01:21:39,691
Come on, come with me.
Just come with me.
1077
01:21:41,610 --> 01:21:43,779
- Come on.
- Come on, come with me.
1078
01:21:44,279 --> 01:21:46,240
Let's go watch the show.
1079
01:22:16,687 --> 01:22:19,273
Fluffy! Fluffy! Fluffy!
1080
01:22:46,925 --> 01:22:49,803
That's three years I've wasted
on Ira Silverberg's daughter...
1081
01:22:50,012 --> 01:22:51,638
...and what does it get me?
1082
01:22:51,847 --> 01:22:54,349
Norah, who's gonna take me home?
1083
01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:56,810
Yeah, well, I hate your stupid band.
1084
01:22:57,019 --> 01:22:58,937
Oh, and P.S., I cheated on you.
1085
01:22:59,146 --> 01:23:01,440
- Go away.
- Shut up.
1086
01:23:02,232 --> 01:23:03,192
Let's go.
1087
01:23:03,442 --> 01:23:08,113
Don't leave yet, because we've got
one question for you: Are you ready...
1088
01:23:08,322 --> 01:23:12,075
...for Where's Fluffy?
1089
01:23:12,284 --> 01:23:15,537
I love you, New York.
1090
01:23:27,382 --> 01:23:28,884
Hey, what's wrong?
1091
01:23:29,635 --> 01:23:31,053
Are you sad we missed it?
1092
01:23:32,095 --> 01:23:34,598
We didn't miss it. This is it.
1093
01:23:36,475 --> 01:23:38,435
Come on. Don't you wanna go home?
1094
01:23:39,478 --> 01:23:44,691