CJ ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS
A CJ ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCTION
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER JEONG TAE-SUNG
PRODUCED BY YIM SANG-JIN CO-PRODUCED BY YI JIN-HEE
JI SUNG
Yo, shut up, shut up!
Give it to me fucking straight
The anxiety is climbing up between your balls. Isn't it?
Nope
Su-jung, you know
Westerners have huge wieners they kick ass
That's all because of porn they're monsters
I read that there's no difference between Asians and Westerners
I bet an Asian guy wrote that book
But you know, theirs may be big but they're limp
You know those cheap pink sausages
- I know - They are limp
Mine isn't big but it's hard
You boys talk about that alone
I have so much to do there
No one liked my decision to study abroad
I don't have time to play I gotta work hard
EDITED BY KIM SANG-BEOM KIM JAE-BEOM MUSIC BY KIM HONG-JIP
What are they doing?
Sui-ling, please!
You two are too old for this shit
SOUND DESIGNER LEE SEUNG-YEOP VISUAL EFFECTS BY BAEK SANG-HUN
Sorry. You okay?
I'm all wet
You're wet?
- Yeah, I'm wet. Totally wet - How else can I describe it?
What did I do wrong? You said wet
What's wet?
PRODUCER YI JIN-HEE
This is so funny
DIRECTED BY BYUN SUNG-HYUN
Safe
The 8 ball needs to go in
Unbelievable
I gotta go
Why?
No. You can't go. No, no, no
I won't be able to see you for a year
You can't go
Stay. I want to hang outwith you longer
Okay So-yeon, get home safely
See you
- Bye, So-yeon - See you
Let's talk before you leave
Go, go
You all right? You know this is Su-jung's farewell party
I'm really happy you came
I'm happy to be here I heard your news and...
Wait
Yo
Stay calm
What the fuck?
It's only been 83 days and she has a new boyfriend?
We dated for seven years, but it only took her two and half months
Is he talking about So-yeon's bitch?
He's hot
When I heard he's a hotel chef, I thought he'd be a fat loser
But his face is
What? You all knew?
You all knew about it? Except me?
So-yeon told us not to tell you
I was gonna tell you
You knew and still called me here?
Are you all insane?
I'm just telling the truth
Stop talking
You know I can't lie
YOu!
Think you're special?
Just because you're going abroad, do we all need to gather at one place?
You're making up an excuse for not finding a job in Korea
You're turning 30, what's more to learn?
And you, your dick is hard?
Didn't you search online for Viagra because you can't get it up drunk?
You must be the youngest Viagra user
That's gonna hurt
Shut up, you son of a bitch!
You think that bastard is hot?
I'm younger and hotter than him
But the chef probably makes more money
Fuck
WHATCHA WEARIN'?
Are you gonna come?
You can go inside
Grab my ass when you come
Are you home?
Are you alone?
Um...Yes
Don't say anything
Just do what I tell you
Press a button once for "yes"
Press twice for "no"
If you got me, press the button
That's a good boy. Were you sleeping?
My voice might echo a little I'm in the bathroom
I'm lying comfortably in the tub with warm water
It's very warm and soft
Especially, between my legs
I told you not to talk
I'll tell you what I'm doing right now
I'm holding the phone on my left hand
and slowly touching myself with my right hand
I'm touching there right now
Take yours out
Can I eat it up?
I want to eat it up with my mouth
I'm gonna eat it softly
I'm gonna eat the whole thing very softly
Do it to me now
Right now
Now
I'll get on top
You will hear the water moving
Listen carefully
If the water moves faster,
it's because I'm going faster
I'm going out of my mind
I think I'm gonna come
Harder
It hurts
Hello?
Honey?
Honey
You can talk now was it good?
Yes. It was good
What is this?
Is this one of those 1-900 numbers?
You girls call first these days?
Is it like a visiting service?
Hello?
By the way, how much did it cost me?
Who is this?
What?
010-5601-7895
5? 5!
Oh my...What am I gonna...
Hello, Seung-joon? Were you asleep?
Yeah. What time is it?
You know how I got a new cell phone today?
I didn't get to transfer the address book
So I didn't set up the speed dial
What are you talking about?
Listen. Your last four digits are 7892
It's nothing I got a new phone today
Yun-jung, I have to wake up early tomorrow
We will see each other tomorrow night
You haven't forgotten
Wear something pretty
Okay
Don't be late
Yeah. Good night
Wait a minute who was that freak?
What a creepy pervert
14 Sexy Phone Techniques
Phone sex?
Girl
You had phone sex with a stranger?
Holy cow!
It wasn't exactly phone sex
Because I didn't enjoy it
I just dialed one wrong digit last night
and made some pervert very happy
There must be something wrong having phone sex in the first place
Or wanting to sell some undies
It's an online lingerie shop
You just watch It might be the next Victoria's Secret
So Seung-joon hasn't proposed yet?
My poor sister
He makes me mad
He made you quit your job
He should've married you long ago
Seung-joon didn't tell me to quit
And girls!
Do you think I, Lee Yun-jung, would quit her job
- simply because of marriage? - Yes
You two don't miss anything
Miss. You can't take a photo here
Oh, this is so pretty, how much is it?
Should I get a divorce?
One off to the altar. One back home, your mom must have an exciting life
It's been over a week since we had sex
One week. That's an embarrassing reason for a divorce
Don't talk about that in front of the baby
Yun-jung. Are you really gonna marry Seung-joon?
Don't do it
If you get married, sex will die off
Is that something she should tell her own sister?
I'm telling you this as a female family member
The number of positions goes first, then the number of sex is next
Then goes the number of your heartbeats
That's going too far
Just because we won't have sex much, it doesn't mean our love will die
Sex is like communication
If there's no communication, it's not love
It's true. If your vajayjay gets bored your heart will too
From a professional view, your sister went into cardiac arrest
I wasn't going to tell you this
But today is our 5th anniversary
Not to mention my birthday, he can't even remember Christmas
But he made reservations at a river deck restaurant for tonight
What do you think it means?
A proposal!
Congratulations
Pardon?
Oh, yes
Korean guys don't know much about romance
Cakes for birthdays a ring for proposal
Aren't you tired of it?
For a moment like this, you need something special
That ring helplessly sitting on the table,
it feels somewhat lonely
It's because he's shy
If I'm not out of line, I'd like to help you
With?
If you can do that, I would be so grateful
Here
A cup of coffee
Coffee
Don't do that
Open it
Frankly, I'd be lying if I told you that I wasn't upset at all
If you didn't do it today, I was gonna get a little mad
Really? I hope you like it
I wanted to buy the expensive one
But big ones looked tacky
It's fine, I don't care about that kind of stuff
I'm not the extravagant type
No, I'm not
Nope
I'm just happy that you put your heart in it and this is such a precious...
hair clip
Congratulations!
As you can see, when you put a coin in his bowl,
it triggers the sensor, and this cute puppy eats the coin
It works as a piggybank
This is the end of my presentation
That is good
I think the adults will like it too
Mr. Lee Hyun-seung?
Yes?
What do you think?
Yes
What was the question?
I was asking about your thoughts on it
I'm dying to know what you think
My thoughts?
I think...
You think?
Do you even think about anything?
Stop already
I'm working, don't you see?
Work? You call that work?
Work brings in money
Are you fucking done talking?
Don't curse at me I'm not your mom
When are you gonna stop living off me?
I told you to give me some time
Until when? How long do I need to wait?
Don't make me look like a snob!
You might not want to admit it, but we need to face the reality
You can't just daydream forever
You think I can't make it
I never said that
Oh yes, you just did with your own mouth
If I thought that, I wouldn't have waited this long
You have always thought that way
What do you want from me?
I can't make it anyway why don't I just smash it?
I bought that
I know. It's the Gibson Les Paul Standard It's a very good guitar
How much did you pay?
You really are a son of a bitch
Right. You're a son of a bitch I told you so
Women are realistic animals
In a professional term, a fucking bitch
That's why I don't date
Don't think about the bad stuff
It must've been also hard on So-yeon
Fundamentally, women have psychopathic tendency
They're insensible to men's pain
Frankly, I think So-yeon might come back
That bastard's drunk, stop drinking
Fuck you
Those useless hopes make people more miserable
Women are bitches, So-yeon is a woman so...
- Did Su-jung get in safely? - Yeah. She's unpacking now
Take a look
Listen well
It's best to think all bitches as simple holes
Hole number one
Hole number two
Two idiots
I'm gonna screw all the women I know, except for my mom
Except for Su-jung and So-yeon
And except for your mom and your mom
Hey, Su-jung! Of course I miss you
Are you going to quit writing music forever?
What a waste
So-yeon ruined one talented musician's dream
Did I have such talent?
Of course stupid. You're the greatest songwriter I know
Do you remember the last song I wrote? Of course
Right? Especially, the guitar solo
Yeah. I fucking love that guitar solo
There was no guitar solo, It was a piano piece
Didn't you run out of cigarettes? I'll go buy
Hello. This is Lee So-yeon's cell phone
Why did you answer my call?
Why not?
Give it back
Hurry and give it back. Now
Hello?
So-yeon
Hello?
Are all women the same?
That's right
A girl like you probably never truly loved anyone
You are all the same. Fuck
After all, a woman's just a hole
You're a psychopath after all
Do you want to die?
Who the hell are you?
You're that pervert from last night
A psychopath? You are just crazy
A psycho, lunatic, weirdo!
A dirty pervert!
A psycho, lunatic, weirdo...
A dirty pervert?
What the...
Hey
- What did you just call me? - What?
A psycho and a lunatic? Okay. I'll admit that
But a dirty pervert?
You're the dirty pervert. You horny nymphomaniac!
Horny nymphomaniac?
Wow. You must be crazy
Hey. Do you know me?
Why're you calling in the middle of night?
I'm gonna call the police
You're the one calling at night and moaning over the phone
I should report you to the police for sexual hA-rassment
You got proof?
Wow. You have a lot of nerve
I got proof
You know there's something called recording feature on cell phones these days
Remember what you said last night?
Touching this and eating that. Huh?
That's all recorded
Really?
That's right
Remember what you said last night?
I should just post it online. That would be better than reporting you
Hey. That's really bad
Don't be so mean
Mean? A psycho dirty pervert can't be mean?
That would just make me a mean psycho dirty pervert
Um...The truth is
I was calling my boyfriend
and I accidentally dialed the wrong number
You made the mistake
Why are you calling me a pervert?
It's just that you called me today without any explanation,
all weeping
You said that all women are the same and we're just holes
It's scary, I don't even know you
I was out of my mind
I'm sorry
Did you break up with someone?
It's just that...
I have something to say to someone
But I don't even have the courage to say it
Can you believe she doesn't love me anymore?
I'm about to get upset now
Hey. Stop crying
You want to talk about how upset you are
Okay. I'll listen
But you have to stop crying
I wasn't crying
And I don't really have anything to tell you
We were soulmates
We were different from others
Know what it means to truly connect with someone?
It was really special
I think most lovers think that way at some point
I want to forget her but it's impossible
I think it's going to be impossible forever
That angelic smile
and soft hair
Thinking that I can't ever feel that again
You must have really liked her
Don't just recall the good memories
It might help to think about the bad things from the relationship
She nagged all the time like an old lady
And when I talked, she didn't even listen
My boyfriend has stinky feet
A neat freak! You know people with OCD who constantly clean things
He sleeps with his back turned
She grinds her teeth
When she sleeps in my arms, she'll grind right next to my ears
So I take my arms out when she falls asleep
What else?
She doesn't do it for long
Not with her mouth
I guess she has yet to learn to enjoy the real flavor
I don't care as long as he doesn't do it on my face
Why not the face?
It's gooey like snot
Would you like it if someone blew snot on your face?
I guess not
Actually, it was my first time yesterday ever since we broke up
it wasn't sex but it felt really weird
By the way...Did you like it?
What?
Yes
That's good
Yes
Everybody
One more time
Who were you talking to all night long?
Was it Seung-joon?
Of course
Things are great between us. We love talking all night
I couldn't care less
Hey mom, what do you think about me and Seung-joon?
Do we look like we have something special?
Never mind. How was it with you and dad?
That he's special or he's your soulmate
Did you feel that way?
Of course
When?
Which moment made you feel that way?
Orgasm
Sometimes, I would put on your dad's white dress shirt
Here and here
I would unbutton these two
So he can see my breasts slightly
I would wear a thong and gently move my hips side to side
When I did, your dad would go crazy
Then his thick hands would wrap around my waist
Mom! Woah...
I'm suddenly tired
I gotta go
You made it all weird where are you going?
No, it's not weird at all, I think you should get in fast
Girl. Hey!
Yun-jung will you get me some water?
Ta-da!
You look better in it than I do
Right? There's more
Don't be shocked
Every man's dream, the tempting virgin!
What? Is that all?
Please cut me some slack
Even if I did this?
Look closely
Sweetie
Yes
You know I really want to do it
But I have to finish something by tomorrow
Okay. Go work
Thanks for saving me, you're going to sleep over, right?
I'll get the light
What the heck does he mean by thanks for saving me?
He must've had a lot of work
Even if he had a lot of work
I was looking so sexy that night
And that's not all
Should I get a boob job? Just up one size?
Don't
Right? My boobs are good right now
It's rather
if you get a boob job, they'll feel totally different
Like rubber balls I hate that
How would you know if they feel like rubber balls?
Rubber balls
7895! Don't laugh
Okay
Mr. Lee Hyun-seung
I'll call you later
I was going to meet my friend today
But she suddenly canceled on me. What should I do?
You said you're a musician. A vocalist?
No, the guitar
Don't you want to play again?
I think the most important thing in music is...
You scared me, what's wrong?
It's because you won't play with me
I'm taming the guitar you bought me
Why do you need to do that?
Guitars are like girls
Their sound gets better when handled gently
Then play me and see what I sound like
The sound isn't good, It's not tuned properly
I think you picked the wrong chord
Yeah me too
I only wear push-up bras
That's why So-yeon dumped you
You should've acknowledged that
Whatcha wearing down there?
A black ribbon lace frilly thong
Boys like this more because it's easy to take off
Wow. Only the chicks with hot ass wear thongs
Oh, that's right. You don't know my hipline
And I can't even show you
Yeah right
It's not only the hips
My whole body is just innately beautiful
I shouldn't toot my own horn
But people say my body lacks human affinity
because it's like a mannequin, I'm a bit worried
Enough with my body, It gets worse with my face
Sometimes I'm surprised by my own face
Every day is refreshing
Is that a real girl? Or is that a talking doll?
You're saying that because we can't see. Should we meet?
If you saw me in person, you'll be speechless
Should we? Meet?
No. Right?
I think we can have frank conversations
because we haven't met
I get what you mean
Let me ask one thing
Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend?
That's for guys with money
I guess you're a good guy
Am I?
Has ever 7892 cheated on you?
No way
You think I'd let him?
Guess your boyfriend is a good guy too
What are you doing tonight?
I don't really have anything
I guess Mr. Lee has passion for everything except for work
Especially, in front of the bathroom
It's for seven o'clock
You're a difficult person to catch
Why didn't you come out camping with us last time?
What camping? I didn't know
I think you were busy that day
Anyway, it's good to finally see you
Hey, we're here
Are you sure I can join?
Of course
Guess you two have never met
She joined the company after you quit
Say hello. She's a great senior to you
Hello. I heard a lot about you
Seung-joon, you never told me she's this beautiful
I told you I have a high standard
- He's brimming with confidence - Did you drink much?
No, we didn't
Order everything. Order steaks
Let's pick together
I hoped she was just some prostitute, but she is a coworker
Just like me
What?
What are you doing?
This?
Right. I quit because of you
Little girl. How old are you?
24? 25?
She reminds me of the days, you were chasing after me
Yun-jung, I think you're mistaken
Shut up and listen
Do you think I'm stupid?
The more I try to please you, the bigger fool you take me for
- Wan-sik - Yes?
- You remember? - Yes
I refused but he insisted on having just one more beer
So I drank one beer with him and another
And five years have passed
Drink up. This is the last beer we'll have together
Why are you drinking so fast?
She really likes drinking, huh?
Drink slowly, you might gag
I guess she needed a drink badly
Buy her drinks often
Did you taste the pineapple flavor? Personally, I like Chuchu bong over Chupa Chups
You know Korean Chuchu bong? It has rich fruit flavor
Why didn't they just call it Chu bong?
It's tacky. Name is important in food biz
Min-soo says to eat first
You saw a movie
What's wrong with your voice?
It was a sad movie
What's wrong with yours?
You wanna see me?
This is so wrong
I'm so insane
No. I'm not doing anything bad
Right? It's all right
Excuse me
Hi
Yes?
Where's the nearest convenience store?
- Oh, a convenience store? - Yes
Thank you so much
Over there. Walk about 200m straight
Thank you
This is not good. Not good at all
Hey. I'm sorry. But I don't think we should meet
Oh yeah?
I'm sorry, I don't know what to say
It's okay, It might be better this way
I think you're right
If we see each other, we might lose what we have
Yeah
By the way, what happened to you?
Hello?
Excuse me
Hold on
Where's the nearest convenience store?
I'm new to this part of town
You said you're pretty
And you really are pretty
What should we do now?
Wait
Wait. I can't do this
StOP
Please stop
StOP
I'm sorry
No. Don't be sorry
You okay?
No, I'm trying to self-justify
I think that's what I need right now
You wanna talk on the phone?
Am I that boring?
You know you're not
So you just sat there like a fool?
Yeah
Guess I got scared
If I find out the truth, then everything will be over
What's scaring you?
Not getting married?
When I was little,
I thought I'd be somebody by this age
But sadly,
I was just an average girl who wants stability
An average girl with nothing can't dream much about anything
An average girl would never have phone sex with a stranger
You want revenge?
No
What are these panties?
They're just standard white panties
Oh your butt is so...
This is wrong
Tired? You went home early last night
No, I'm okay
Excuse me
Here is tuna
Jin-ju. You become prettier every time I see you
I'm not gonna give you anything extra
Start with the expensive fatty meat
How's your undies business coming along?
Not too bad
Well, have a good evening
Okay
Thanks, Jin-ju
Sure
Why don't you pick UP?
I don't have to
Who is it?
It's just this girl I know
Take the call, It's okay
Okay
Hello?
Whatcha wearing down there?
I'm eating right now
I'm getting hungry too
Okay girl. Have a good dinner
Girl? What girl?
Stop it
Did you know that your feet stink?
I can't reach Su-jung since yesterday
Guess she's busy
Or else
All right. In fact, I've got a problem
You actually worry about stuff?
It's a fucking Freud-ish problem
I had a dream a few nights ago and there was this hot chick
Boobs are Honoka. Ass is Yuma Asami, It kicked ass
I started from the back
But it's so fucking awesome that I couldn't hold it in for long
But you know how skilled I am I switched to missionary position
So I went at it again from the top. She was saying, "kimochi, kimochi"
Then I saw the face
Fuck. I don't know if I can tell you this
Go on
This has to be our secret
Okay
The face is you
Also with oily skin
Hey. Try moaning a little
- You wanna know the highlight? - What?
I came
I had a wet dream about him and I ejaculated
And it's very disturbing
That's it! Shit. That's the ass
Hello? This is the whale testicles' phone
Hello? Sorry, that was my stupid friend
Wasn't that Seok-un?
Is there anything you're lying to me?
What now?
I'm just asking is there?
What's wrong with you?
We just had nice dinner. Do we have to go through it again?
I think we need to have some frank conversations
I don't know much about you these days
After I quit working, I don't know how you're doing at work
Should I write you a daily report too?
That's not what I'm talking about
Yun-jung, It's been good, not fighting recently
If we don't start the first argument, we will get by
That's what we're doing getting by
You were with your boyfriend
So-yeon called me earlier
Really?
What did she say?
She wants to see me
That's great
But I'm scared to see her
Seeing the other guy next to So-yeon
I don't know if she's the same person, I've dated for seven years
I know what you mean
It's not about the sense of betrayal
It's the unfamiliarity that you first feel
Has she ever called you first since you two broke up?
No. This is the first
I went to her place once
You did what?
You didn't by any chance, get drunk and go to her place, did you?
Open the door! Open!
The neighbor called me in
Listen carefully, I'm in no position to tell you this
But you need a plan right now
A Plan?
Yes
You have to make her forget about your pathetic past
You're a cool guy from now on
Let's call this operation, "So Cool"
"So Cool"
Be about five minutes
No. Arrive 10 minutes late
Then pretend as if you're really busy with your call
Something work related will be good
Yes, sir, I looked over the presentation
Compared to 3rd and 4th Q performance, it seems feasible
Okay. I'll contact Mr. Kim and develop the project proposal
Starting Frankfurt, Germany...
Hello?
What's up, fucker? Are you jerking off?
This phone is acting weird
Don't forget "So Cool"
I better get a new phone. How are you?
You look good
I saw you at the theaters a while ago
Was that your girlfriend?
Do you write songs these days?
No, I quit, I'm getting too old for that
Hearing you say that is a bit sad
You're the one who told me to face the reality
I was really bad, huh?
No. You were great
Hey. You want to go for a drink?
So you haven't seen each other ever since?
No, I miss her so much
What would you like to sing today?
Kim Bum-sods "I Miss You"
I'm sorry. I wasn't laughing. This is Kim Bum-sods "I Miss You"
I won't go, I'll just wait here
He really can't sing
That's so embarrassing
You broke up, what's there to miss?
Who am I talking to?
How did it go? Did you two meet?
You were with her this whole time?
Is it too late for you to come out?
Hyun-seung
Are you crying?
This is so awkward
Don't be so pathetic, you might catch a cold
What am I gonna do with you?
What happened?
What did So-yeon say?
If you don't start talking, I'm going home
Okay. Okay
I'll tell you, but you can't laugh
Never
We went for a drink, It was great up to that moment
Then I asked something stupid
What? No, you didn't...
What is your boyfriend like?
He's a good person
He's rich?
You think I'm dating him because of his money?
If you're not, whatever
He's better looking than you
My girlfriend has bigger boobs
They didn't look that big
She doesn't wear a push-up bra like someone
My boyfriend's is bigger than yours
What is?
Oh no. So what did you say?
How big is it?
You said you wouldn't laugh
I'm sorry Hyun-seung, so what happened?
At first, she hesitated to answer
I don't care about his dick size, but I felt like I should know
So how big is it?
23
23? Like this?
No, 23
Fuck 23!
23 is not a penis size
That's Michael Jordan's uniform number
So-yeon was too harsh, I would've shorten it a bit
Thinking about a 23cm penis doing So-yeon is driving me nuts
It's all right. The size isn't important
You might think I'm obsessed with dicks if I say this but...
Compared to 7892, whose is bigger?
Curious?
Nah. Yours is bigger for sure
What do you want to sing?
Anything but a love song
Why not a love song?
I just don't like it
Why not?
All the love songs are so obvious
Love itself is obvious
You meet, love, part away,
get hurt,
and you meet again
I bet people get married because they get tired of repeating those
Why are you looking at me like that?
Nothing
Hold this. What should we sing?
You tell me, you're the musician
What sounds good with my voice?
Moaning?
What?
Something like this?
Yes, it's so good
Like this?
Oh no. I like it
Really?
Yes. Do that
That's it
You're a genius
You should write more
What is it?
Hyun-seung
I'm sleepy
Wait here
Lee Yun-jung, is it really you?
Hi, long time no see
Wow, it's good to see you
We couldn't get hold of you
Everybody misses you
Didn't you say you were quitting work to get married?
So did you?
Oh that
Oh no, you still haven't
You've been talking about your wedding for years
You should hurry up It's really great
We're not that old
If you don't do it now, you can't do it forever
You know guys actually care about women's age these days
You shouldn't have quit your job
I guess so
Oh my! Are those wrinkles under your eyes?
Where? I don't see any
Oh, you have company. Who is this?
He's a friend
Of course. He's too good looking
I thought he was your brother
I gotta go now
I actually came here to work. Talk to you later
Okay. See you
Who is she?
I don't go to reunions because of her. Let's go
Excuse me
What are you doing?
What? Do I embarrass you?
No
Hey there. I'm not just a friend, I'm her fiancee
I've been asking her for years and finally got her approval
My Yun-jung is still shy about it
You know marriage isn't something people brag
Oh, okay. Congrats
Thanks
I'm not done talking
Please talk fast, I'm busy
Okay, I'll make this fast
You, you're ugly
You look exactly like a sea turtle
A sea turtle
I'm the one who got slapped
Are you my guardian?
Did you have to do that?
Am I supposed to thank you?
I'm sorry. My bad
I'm sorry, I don't think things through
What's that?
No, you don't have to be sorry
What makes me really mad is
everything she said about me is true
I'm so messed up
Do you feel better when you put yourself down?
You look as if you're trying to be pathetic with your age and wedding talks
How can anyone love you when you don't love yourself?
It's weird to hear that from you
I know I've been acting like a loser after I got dumped
But I can be quite mature
You know what else?
You are very lovely and attractive
At least more than that sea turtle
Did it hurt?
Yeah, but it's the other cheek
Fucker
7892?
Next time, I'll write you a love song that's not so obvious
When did you come in?
Your song sounds different now that you're in love again
What?
- Don't play me. You whale testicles - Who is she?
- What did you get? - Beer
Buddy. What's good is good
You know the old saying, Love is the only cure for heartbreak
Shut up. How is Su-jung?
I was mistaken about her
She goes to school during the day and works at night
She's busy trying to get adjusted
I'm going to visit her after one month
Yeah?
Fuckers. Good for you
I don't want to pay for sex anymore
The fake moan. Love gel
These hypocritical things are draining my sensibility
Let's drink
Fuck
I want to fall in love too
Stay still
Stop it
We're in front of my place
That makes it more exciting
Seung-joon, stop
I said no! What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry
Sorry Seung-joon, are you okay?
Whatever
- You only do it when you want - Stop
I don't want to fight, I'll see you later
I don't think we should see each other anymore
I don't think I'm in my right mind
This relationship isn't right
We are good friends
Right?
You are right
I don't think this is right either
For you or for me
Or for our friendship
Friendship?
Do you know anyone who has sex to save friendship?
Why? Does Seung-joon?
It's not about him
I understand
We do it to save our friendship too
Guess Yun-mi is getting some these days
Remember how much she was whining?
We're good these days, my sister is the problem
You poor thing, now, your sister even pities you
How can you win a teenager who got pregnant instead of taking her SAT?
Should I break up?
I'm just talking in random
When you break up, you need preventive measures
But I was caught off guard
You sure Su-jung is cheating on you?
A German asshole, right?
Germany sausages kick ass
Fucking asshole. Shut up
What did I do? Talk to the German sausage
- I told you to shut up, son of a bitch! - Yo, apologize
I won't apologize
What? You son of a bitch!
But I'll do something nicer. My friend just opened a kA-raoke bar
You won't have to pay the table charge if I take you
Are there hot chicks?
Go, go!
I cried yesterday but I'll be happy because of you today
Not a face or anything else
I just needed love
The past is all...
Hello
I don't want a friend
I don't want to be friends with you
What are you saying?
Hello?
Answer it
Later
You said you have something to say, hurry
What are you doing?
Hello?
What are you doing?
Hello
- Stop - Let go. Hello. Hello!
Hello
Please talk
Is this your cell phone? I don't think so
I'm her boyfriend, who is this?
Oh, you're the boyfriend
7892, right? 7892!
Who are you? How did you get my number?
How?
Your girlfriend keeps calling me that's how
My number is 7895
It's not once or twice, she keeps dialing the wrong number
Do you know what she did today?
Doesn't she know how to use speed dial?
What? I'm not sure...
Because of her text,
my fiancée almost called off the wedding!
Last time, she called me in the middle of night!
Put her on the phone
Sir. Please calm down
Do you think I can calm down right now?
How?
Do you know how I feel right now?
Do you? Shit
Forget it, I'll just change my number
You're so loud that I can't drink
Be quiet over there
Thought you were acting different these days
I'm an idiot, I really am
You know what I was thinking?
Never mind
Yun-jung, I'm so sorry
I'm sorry, Please say something
Don't be sorry
Yun-jung
Yurvjung!
You know this is all because I love you
I was gonna do this a few days ago
I hope this makes you feel better
I realized it again recently
If someone should be by my side, then that someone should be you
My friend went to the emergency room!
Fuck. You hurt me! I'm not gonna settle
Yun-jung: Thanks earlier
What are you gonna do with my balls?
Look!
Sit down, asshole
Yun-jung: He proposed today
I'm hurt more. Fuck! What about my balls?
Aren't you guys too old for fistfights?
Let me see you. Are you hurt?
This feels strange
I can't believe I used to live here
You think that I'm like Su-jung?
I've never cheated on you, we just broke up
I know
You just got a new boyfriend as soon as you broke up with me
As if you've been waiting
You had it bad, but it was hard on me too
It was probably the hardest moment of my life
I cried for weeks alone
Weeks?
Do you know how fucked up I was because of you?
I know I ruined everything
You didn't ruin anything
I'm in a bad mood, so it came out wrong
I know you're a good girl, not only to me
But also to your new boyfriend,
I bet you're a good girl
I broke up with him
I couldn't get you off my mind
Look at all these
There are a lot
You're strange these days, looking so sullen
You've been dreaming about this wedding for so long
Did you change your mind?
I'm just a bit tired
He made you wait for so long. Now, he's all in a hurry. What's up?
That's your brother-in-law, you're talking about
The wedding invitations are here
I'll deliver it myself
Okay. See you then
Yun-jung
Yun-mi, can I have your car keys? Grab a cab home
I have to be somewhere
I'll give you cab fare
I got money
Here
Thanks
I don't know what it is but I'm on your side. Okay?
Where's she going?
Hyun-seung!
Hi
Hello
You must be So-yeon
Heard a lot about you, nice to meet you
Okay
Good for you. You two are back together. Congrats!
What are you doing here?
What's wrong with me today? Hold on
Ta-da! My wedding invitations came out
I was nearby so...
Congratulations
Thanks
You should come too
We will have a lot of food
We'll have the big crawfish, the king crabs!
I think you meant lobsters
That's right
Lobster is big...I'd better go
You two look great together
Be good
Have fun
What should we eat? How about pasta?
Or we can have rice
Okay
Then let's eat Kimchi stew
You love mackerel Kimchi stew
Let's get a drink too
I'm sorry
Love itself is obvious
You meet, love, part away, get hurt
and you meet again
I bet people get married because they get tired of repeating those
You look gorgeous, congratulations
- She's finally doing it - Isn't my sister pretty?
Of course. Hello
Let's take a picture
Me too
Please take a picture of us
Let's go
Can't you two just go?
You know why we're going?
If you kill yourself on a day like this, we can't live with the burden
- That's encouraging, asshole - What?
Come on baby! Baby, baby!
I thought it was just us
I'm not like you guys
Hey baby, did you wait for long?
That's yummy, you wanna try this?
Which one's girlfriend is getting married today?
- I didn't mean to tell her that - Blabbermouth
It's you. You poor thing
You really met her through phone sex?
- Excuse me, A-ra - Why did you break up?
Stop it, It's not like that
Are you getting angry at A-ra right now?
No, I'm not angry
They didn't break up or anything like that
Then what happened?
So... They're not like us
What are we?
We love each other
- You and me? - Yes
I never heard you say that
Do I need to spell it out?
Am I not your boyfriend?
No
You and me
We slept together
That's because A-ra likes you
But you never told me that
A-ra. That is...What are you doing?
I'm going home
Okay, okay
I love you
- Really? - Yes, I love you
Then why are you so quiet?
A-ra, I love you, I love you
I fucking love you, I do love A-ra
I love you
Yo, Hyun-seung
Hyun-seung! Hyun-seung!
- What's with him? - Shit
Bride and groom, please come forward
Wait up
Whale testicles!
Seung-joon. You look great!
Stop the car
2549 Stop the car
Their bodies and minds unite as a couple like the water
- Respect and love one another - Mom, don't cry
- Stop the car over there! - Stop the car. Hurry!
There's a home wrecker in that car!
Come to me, come into my life
With you, everything will be new
Fucker. Where are you going?
I didn't even get to tell her that I like her
Do it over the phone
- Over the phone - Hyun-seung!
That was Mr. Shin Hae-chul
Mr. Satan singing at a wedding, It's awkward
Did you see the snake on his head?
- Sorry. I thought it was funny - Here is another singer
Yes? There was one more singer
I'm sorry I'm late
This goes out to the beautiful bride
It came like the wind
Our three second kiss
It came like the raindrops
Your laughter over the phone
It's the kick ass song
It came like the wind
Your breasts in my hands
Your bottom in my boxers
Your moan over the phone
Tell me about your panties
Show me your panties
Show me the color
It makes me wonder even more what's inside those panties
You're insane
What? You know him?
What is this? You two know each other?
I missed you
Crazy asshole
- Are you insane? This is my wedding - Let go of him
- Let go, assholes - Get lost
Explain this situation to me
Who is that bastard? What did you do?
We slept together
What are you doing? Are you insane?
I'm sorry
I'm sorry that I don't feel sorry at all
Yurvjung!
Why don't you answer that?
Should I be sorry?
What?
What are you doing?
Just because I have my eyes closed, I'm not blind
Do you know how pathetic it is to pretend to be blind?
Do you get some pleasure from inviting your mistress to your wedding?
So they are both at fault
No, it's self-defense
- How can you raise a daughter like that? - Who said that?
It's not like that It was a mistake
I made a few mistakes with her because of alcohol
She means nothing to me
Seung-joon! Did you think I did it because I liked you?
You were so persistent when we went drinking
Wait, wait!
So you two slept together?
It was before we started dating
You two are dating?
This is why people say not to get involved in office romances
- Asshole! - Yun-jung!
Yurvjung!
Big sis!
Yun-mi
You can call me crazy or call me names
I don't know what I've just done but...
No. I'm glad you broke off this stupid wedding
Because of you, I feel like myself again
I love you
I don't believe in those words anymore
I love you
Yes. They're good to go
Two shots over Gisele's...
Be lovely
Yun-jung
You'll have to thank us for the rest of your life
About what?
It's snowing a lot outside
This kind of weather brings out some sort of longing
Something corny like unquenched memories falling down as snow
This is Shin Hae-chul's Music Station
Are you ready? Remember you are me
I'm so nervous
This person is getting over his head lately
- Who do we have here? - Who's responsible for making me this way?
We have our no-good songwriter Lee Hyun-seung with us
Hello. This is Lee Hyun-seung, the face of Masuri show
Hush!
We have a caller from Sinbanpo, this is Ms. Park Jin-ju
She picked a special song
Yes. It's a very special song
I know the story behind this song, Mr. Lee here...
Hello, Jin-ju?
Yes. You're on air. Hello
Jifi-ju?
Pick it up
Hello?
Hi, Jin-ju
You're gonna sing Mr. Lee's song?
Yes
Aren't the lyrics beautiful?
But the original lyrics were really vulgar
I know that
Okay. Let's hear it first and continue with the talk
It came like the wind
Our three second kiss
It came like the raindrops
Your laughter over the phone
A psycho! A dirty pervert!
You're the dirty pervert! You horny nymphomaniac!
It came like the wind
My heart filled with regrets
You look as if you're trying to be pathetic with your age and wedding talks
How can anyone love you when you don't love yourself?
Hyun-seung!
Your silence over the phone
Show me your heart
Tell me your secrets
Show me your love
Your true heart...
What?
You said your name is Jin-ju?
I thought all love songs were obvious
Love itself is obvious
But that song was different about my panties...
No, he said he was curious about what's inside those panties
Wasn't that a unique confession of love?
So are you still together with that man?
No. I said I don't believe in love anymore
Then I guess it's over
But, what if
What if he finds out that I'm regretting it?
Is it still over?
If he's listening to this,
I want to tell him this
- Wait
Right now
Whatcha wearing down there?
Fuck, I'm screwed
About this situation at our Music Station, we, producers...
- Fucking hang up! - Hae-chul. Wrap it up and play the music
A pair of pink lace boy shorts with lace-up ribbon back
Let's hear the song
It's dead
Save it
Need it bigger
Like this?
It tickles
What are you doing fucker?
Just do it
Do it. It's all on tape
You and me
You never told me that
Do I have to spell it out?
Then are we not...
Do I have to spell it out?
Then are we not...
Do I have to spell it out?
Then are we not boyfriend girlfriend?
Congratulations!
My girlfriend has bigger boobs
My boyfriend's is bigger than yours
How big is it?
Are you ready?
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