∩╗┐1 00: 02: 32,000 -> 00: 02: 34,446 We dug a hole to bury the pig.
A fool who hits his own leg with a shovel.
And it falls right on!
He takes Fatty's leg to pull himself out
but Fatty is also pulled into the hole!
A fool is stuck.
He cries like a sad goat.
Go "Baa, baa!"
Dogs are barking everywhere.
Houses start lighting their lights!
Dirt...
Then the hole starts to fill with rain.
Who almost drowned there.
Someone who is stupid should have been buried too!
We tried to help, but he was trapped in the mud.
He doesn't want to budge. It takes forever!
We are muddy and really drenched,
but try to pull it out.
We finally released him.
The naked one from the waist down!
You know!
Monty is full!
He covered his crotch shouting, "Don't look!"
And then get this. He falls back.
We pulled it again.
Damn it. The pants are back!
No kidding!
I think I see a lot of things.
Underwear too?
How does he do it in mud?
Clothes back?
The next day, Fatty's body was found.
It's in all the newspapers.
They found something else.
They found a pair of... women's pants!
Are they the pants?
Is he a cross designer?
Exactly!
This is beyond belief.
That fool is too late. What did he do?
I think they arrested him.
Hope he's not blah.
Maybe it's better if they hit it.
Good. That means a bigger part for us.
Should I kill that idiot?
Which, what are you doing?
Come here.
Tomorrow night, Tokyo. Roppongi.
There will be a driver.
Yo...
Try something?
He came all the way from Taiwan?
Yes.
To hit you?
Right.
You move up.
Give my girl back.
Who are you?
Give my girl back.
Damn it!
That bastard!
Catch him!
Return to me...
my girl... give her back.
There!
Where is he?
I will find it.
Damn it!
He is not here.
Where did he go?
Where did you come from?
Are you a dog that I saved?
Payment of the dog?
Delicious.
Do you speak Chinese?
My mother is Taiwanese.
Jun! Come back here!
Right now!
here.
Come on. Faster!
What's wrong?
Return to the parking garage.
I don't want to go back there.
Just do what I say. Go away.
Hurry back.
Mother will die without this!
Trash lovers.
Let me go!
Jun. Here.
Please release me.
Hurry up!
Take off your mother!
Take off your mother, let me go!
Let me go!
What do you want?
Let me go!
Hello.
Angie?
What? I can't hear you.
Who is this?
Hello?
Japan? Are you in Japan?
When will the next ship leave?
Lost your passport?
Next ship... Next ship...
I think it's August 30th.
This departs from Yokohama.
I will tell the boss.
300,000 yen.
No money?
Pull robbery. Bye!
Robbery...
Hey. Come with me.
I was in that area, so I came.
What are you doing?
Stop blabbering. I asked him to cook for us.
Very delicious!
Good. Very good!
Can you come to my house?
We will have a dinner party tonight.
Take some vegetables.
Only the reason I came. Right time!
You also come.
I want to surprise everyone.
- Come take them back now. - Great idea.
It's late! We must be prepared. They come.
Come on, hurry up!
It looks good.
Not ordinary Chinese food, right?
More than lunch. It's dinner.
Dinner means a fork and knife.
However, this is very good.
Is that true? Long is a great cook!
So, you came here from Taiwan?
Why? What are you doing here?
Are you in trouble, Mr. Long?
You can open a restaurant.
But he needs a license to open a restaurant.
He can do it secretly.
So how will he communicate?
He can't speak Japanese.
No problem.
Work hard and you will win people's hearts.
Where do you live, Long?
The house left at Kuroda.
What? Do you live in a place like that?
- Sounds suspicious. - Is he okay?
- Does he lie? - That doesn't make sense.
Yes, there must be a reason for that.
Don't seduce me, Mr. Hair transplant is ugly!
Take care of your mouth!
Carpenter, you have to repair the house.
Leave it to me.
Long ago, tell me if you need help.
He won't ask. He is shameless like you.
Hey, Long.
I will connect your electricity.
Instead of a restaurant, what about kiosks?
That's a good idea.
And it's easier than running a restaurant.
I'm a butcher. I can provide meat.
I'll bring you fresh fish.
And my vegetables.
- We have to plan the menu. - What do we serve?
- Pizza? - Why is pizza?
Because Taiwanese pizza has never been tried.
You are far away.
What about noodles?
- Taiwan Ramen. - Good choice.
Alright. Lets do it!
Let's do it.
Oh, "try" is English...
I can't help but pay attention...
I have the exact same t-shirt.
There's no way he wears the same shirt as you!
Long, are you a fan of Perfume?
Not when we eat, motherfucker.
You choose these boondocks, just like me.
What's wrong with "the boondocks"?
And like me, you might never get away.
Don't talk like that.
They call it "the turtle city that shakes."
We want to help. We lock and never let it go.
You are one of us photographing turtles, right?
That's right, but...
Here. That's not enough, but please take it.
Thank you very much.
Long time, please use this at home.
We also have items. Stop by on your way home.
Stop by our house too.
Why did all this happen?
Because you act cool and say nothing.
Mornin & apos;
Let's start!
The lights are on!
Good work!
I carry meat.
This is the fish.
Meat knives, bread flour, seasoning...
Some shoes and clothes. Only old items.
You must start preparing.
Wait wait.
Next to the window.
Move your ass.
Long. Long, come here a minute.
Hurry up!
Is that so? Isn't that great?
A real carpenter.
I can't succeed.
Because you're a fish seller.
Isn't interest good?
I will plant some cosmos on the other side.
Hey, where should we put the train?
At the department store?
The owner there is evil.
No parking is possible on the boulevard...
The station isn't good either.
What about the temple? This is a busy area.
Yes, there is a school near here.
Good. I will speak with the chief priest.
We are open for business tomorrow afternoon!
Long time, we will come before noon.
See you later.
See you tomorrow
Midday. Tomorrow afternoon.
TAIWANESE BEEF NOODLES
- Looks good! - Let's take a photo.
Hot guy!
Looks really good!
It smells nice.
- It's a big success. - Because that's good.
We have to advertise.
Yes.
Hey, Long. I also have mine.
I beat.
Isn't that old fart annoying?
Bald man? You jerk.
I want to go home.
Money! Money!
Maggie?
Good work.
Nana.
Peipei.
Lulu.
Thank you, Yoko.
Here, Lily.
There is no money for you.
You damaged our car.
Not me.
See you later.
What is this?
I don't need it.
What?
Last night...
Thank you.
Fried shrimp, fried cork fish, tofu... (Mandarin)
For dessert...
Almond is observant, please.
"Keikan." Police.
You are a liar. (Mandarin)
You're the one they will catch.
What?
What are you saying?
You don't catch, you get caught.
What does that mean?
Forget it.
ME...
Balleiu...
Ballet?
Do you want to be a dancer?
Ballet?
Ballet dancers.
Taiwan...
Which city? Hong Kong?
Hong Kong is not in Taiwan.
Kaohsiung.
Kaohsheng?
No...
"Takao." (Japanese name)
Takao?
Who is Takao?
Who is he? What did he do?
Takao is not a man.
Is he a demon or something?
If I have to, I will kick his ass.
Kenji...
Are you a doll?
Thank you, sir.
"I love you." (Mandarin)
I love you. (Mandarin)
I love you.
Damn you, jerk!
You knock on our flesh.
I love you... (Mandarin)
That's awesome. Let me see.
MILK POWDER
Do it quickly.
See you later.
A little something.
Dumpling? Thank you!
I got some good anesthesia.
NOTICE NOTICE
Wait here. I will be right back.
Mama!
What happened?
Stop crying!
Stop it!
- That's delicious! - Is not it?
Who is he? A friend?
She's cool.
- Long-sama. - Like Yon-sama?
Korean Wave Star?
No. He is from Taiwan.
Which "waves" in Taiwan?
"Wave of Shin-kage."
Give me a break!
But isn't he handsome?
She's beautiful.
Together!
Is that his son?
No, his mother is a drug addict.
He is really hard worker.
I was very impressed.
I want to support it more.
Let's open the website.
I don't know anything about computers.
Can you do it?
Leave it to me.
Long!
Look here.
One photo!
Long!
Don't disturb him while he is working.
Look here!
Do it later.
I need photos.
Only one.
Hey...
What did the killer do with making noodles?
Fuck! You stand out.
Hey you!
What are you doing?
We will call the police!
Although it's not polite to introduce yourself,
I left home when I was 14 years old,
washed away in the world of crime,
being the head of a bandit...
I'm Nippon...
... Daemon!
Imprisoned two or three times,
I am Benten Kozo...
... Kikunosuke!
Stealing from pilgrims,
under false names,
I'm Tadanobu...
... Rihei!
Like a star that disappears at dawn,
I'm Akaboshi...
... Juzaburo!
Sacrificing and killing people with a sword,
Buddhist song despiser,
I am Nango...
... Rikimaru!
Hey, butcher!
Who shouted that? Is that you, bastard?
I want fur.
I want wings.
I want to fly.
Hope you know that.
Prepare a bowl of tea. Tea!
Even the Buddha is unaware...
Addiction...
... sensual pleasure...
My humble love is...
... the cause of my destruction.
Young people, please wait.
If you don't know...
... I will tell you.
Benten Kozo Kikunosuke who is notoriously evil...
That's my name.
Damn, our game won the third prize.
If you don't fall, we will win.
Next year we will be long.
Then we will win for sure.
What kind of game?
"King and Me"?
The costume will be too difficult.
What about modern drama?
Like "Spider-Man."
What about this coupon?
Long. You use it. For hot springs.
We got three coupons... Who will go with him?
I think I'll leave.
Why do you have to?
He's an addict.
I mean he is sick...
He isn't sick!
Go tomorrow. With Long and your mother.
Jun... This camera. Take.
Sorry.
what is the score?
3 versus 1.
I mean!
Support me.
I don't believe that.
Let's continue. What is the score?
5 for Mother.
And him?
1
She's terrible.
I will teach you later.
Hooray! I won again.
You can win too.
What is this?
They are rice crackers.
Look at this!
That's very funny.
Look at it.
Thank you, Long!
Why did you draw a heart in a cup?
I just want to.
But why?
Why do you use so many colors?
Because I like colorful things.
I'm tired. I want to sleep.
Thank you.
See you tomorrow
See you later.
Good evening.
Be careful.
Jun. Clean quickly.
How is the job?
I can't understand Chinese.
Jun, you must ask yourself in Japanese.
Please let me join the team.
Hey. This child wants to try.
I'll ask him to throw one at you, okay?
throw it at him.
Good.
And again.
You almost got it.
Bring your arms in.
Look there.
Run, Jun, run!
Jun, suddenly heavy!
Push strongly.
- I push. - Very heavy...
harder!
Are you really encouraging?
What is happening?
Jun! I forgot something at home.
You go ahead.
Long time no see.
Do you live here now?
Which child do you have?
You raise it with sellin & apos;
Is he this big?
Are you okay?
You look ticking.
Take this.
You can't escape.
from me.
From drugs...
I am looking for you everywhere.
Who is that guy?
Do you seduce him?
You're always good at that.
Stop pretending to be a happy family.
Come back to me.
Let's be friends again.
That person is from the kiosk... He's dead.
We have found it.
Don't worry I'll take care of you.
Come back to me.
Then, I will save the life of your son.
Bitch.
If you don't change the trick
You just have to fuck me.
Long, after you finish working
we have a barbecue. Okay?
We will treat you. See you later!
If you don't have that child
You will not be in all these problems.
Some people raped you and you were destroyed?
Damn jerk.
Total dirt pieces!
One beef noodle.
Hey, kid. You are great.
That's good.
Jun. Clean up.
I'm home!
What are you doing ?!
Say what, bastard?
What is this about?
Stop it!
I will call the police!
What's the matter?
Did you take urine?
Get out of this city.
Tonight, 8 o'clock.
Sheshin Hotel, room 505.
Isn't that Mr. Long?
Hey, long!
No way!
Long!
That's dangerous!
Watch out!
Please stop!
Why are you here?
Why did you come?
Why did all of you come?
- I'm leaving now. - Very late for school?
Don't make me say it again.
I'm leaving.
Take a car